The F Plus - 21b: It'll Shock Ya Earlobes

Episode Date: April 26, 2010

Part two of the Juggalo podcast continues with the Topix thread on the subject of Slipknot sucking. After that, it's off to the Juggalo dating site, to meet the founder and learn about what he's looking for in a new companion. Finally, ICP fanfiction, where the two clowns die and then meet some anime characters.

I was walking on the ground, I didn't make a sound, then I turned around and I saw a clown Had a frown, stood on a mound, started barking like a hound. When I came to it, I found he showed me something that was frown, so we became great friends and late in life, he got sick. And late in life, he got sick. Welcome to the F+. This is John. And here's the second part of the Juggalo episode we had. Like Lemon said, we had so much material, we had to split it up into two.

And really, the material was all so good, we really didn't want to rob y'all of any of it. So on this part, we'll be continuing the Slipknot Sucks thread there. We're also going to go into Juggalove, which is the Juggalo dating site. And yes, it's as good as you'd think. And lastly, we're going to go on to a Juggalo fanfic where I think both of them go to some sort of heaven, but it's like an anime heaven. And yeah, even I read it and I'm not quite sure. So yeah, enjoy. Mayheaven and yeah even I read it and I'm not quite sure so yeah enjoy deep down I hated that clown but not as much as Mr. Farr I'm gonna go smoke a cigar Alright, I wanna go to 26, page 26

I got the link there And Stog started out with Slipknot666 From Sarasota, Florida Okay Slipknot666 from Sarasota, Florida. Okay. Slipknot if canones, dude, and to all you mother effers who think

they suck, F you all! I know. Yes, convincing argument there, 666. You're just in denial of the truth. Slipknot sucks. No two ways about it.

You think Slipknot is heavy? Listen to Morbid Angel, Slayer, Creator, Necrophagist... Necrophagist is the real band, right? Their name means Eat Bodies. One who is the real band, right? Yes, probably. Their name means eat bodies.

Yeah. Yeah, probably. One who eats bodies. And my favorite, Cannibal Corpse. So is that like a corpse that eats corpses? Wait, so you know that Cannibal Corpse is a real band, but you're surprised that eat bodies. Necrofitches, yeah.

Yeah, okay. I'm a death rapist. I've seen all of those bands live. Oh my god. Please tell us about them. Hello, my fellow Americans.

I'm Obama. I'm black. And I want to kill all little white children with a weed whacker. If you vote me, I'll invite my Muslim friends, and we'll kill every single one of you American little bitches. Then we'll masturbate to your little decapitated children's corpses, and we will swim in your blood and gnaw on your dirty little American lips. After raping the dead bodies of your wives, of course,

our lymph loads secreting down their necks, vote Obama. Oh, wait. Shit, you got my vote. But does Obama think Slipknot sucks? I think you guys are really downplaying an important part, which is that Obama is apparently from Leitchfield, Kentucky. Yeah.

Oh, so the person said it wasn't real. Oh, man. Lymph loads. Yeah, lymph loads was cute, wasn't it? It doesn't make any sense, but yeah. All right, this is me. Hi, I'm Hillary Clinton. I'm a feminist, meaning

owl males must be sewer-sized at birth. Just males named owl. Sorry, owl. I'll take away your guns so you can't defend yourself from the illegal immigrants. I'm going to let steal your homes and jobs

and let not pay taxes like you registered citizens do. Vote Hillary 08. Yay! This is a miscarriage. Take it, take it, Jerry. What the F? What the F? What the F?

What the F? What the F? Grunts, choo, choo, choo, choo, some bitch, backer, field, right, eat your meat!

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? It's a non-stop disco bet you didn't know. Anyways, I agree with Obama. Also from Litchfield, Kentucky. What a coincidence.

Jerry and Obama, they're never seen at the same place at the same time. Vote Ron Paul 08. When you're watching Fox News and they have like, and from the right and from the left, this is the guy that always defends the Democratic viewpoint. It's a

thread, not a forum. So I was kind of stupid. I just wanted to create a Slipknot success thread in the Slipknot forum. Yeah, that's great. Who's setting up to be Slipknot maggot for life? That's Kumquat. Oh.

I had to follow Obama. That's a hard act to follow. No, you had to follow Jerry. Well, yeah, again, hard act to follow. Slipknot is the best man alive. If you don't like to go

to the earth so look to looking slipper that hates Slipknot. I'm sorry, you're breaking up. What was that? He's got a point. So, who that hates Slipknot? I'm sorry, you're breaking up.

What was that? He's got a point. My connection seems to be bad here. Maggot for life. Aurora, Colorado. I hate ICP. At least Slipknot is music and has a meaning to it. I never listen to ICP enough to know if they manipulate people.

I just never like them, and I think a lot of jugablos write checks in their asses to cash. Cha-ching! They have to write a check, and their ass has to cash it?

With a pen between their ass. Well, both their hands are busy flipping people off. You understand this, right? Right. Where I live, CO, they get beat down a lot for running their mouths, and where I'm from, CA, they don't rep nothing

because they'll get shot real quick. BTW, Juggablo, Jake's eyes don't mean anything to me. I. BTW, Juggablo. Jake's eyes don't mean anything to me. I've told plenty of Juggablos to their face that I hate ICP. And they didn't do nothing but talk crap and run they mouth. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, so he's like, I have an opinion.

And somebody was like, I'm going to kick your ass for that opinion. Yeah. This happens, apparently. He came up with Juggablo, man. Yeah, that is something. That is pretty good. That's pretty awesome. I'm proud of him for not saying Slipknot again or shit knots or whatever.

Slipknot is too busy being rich and famous to care about what mushrooms think, say. Never. All right. Cassandra. You are awesome! How did you come up with that mask? You're freaky. Oh, I got another one.

Yeah. I love the mask and it's so freaky too. I like how that was a reply 16 days later. Hey, that mask was a lot of people. 16 days later is still awesome. Okay, so that would make me Owl from Stockton. Owl. All right.

I like some Slipknot songs. They're not my favorite band. I don't really see a name to hate them, but whatever. Maybe it's time you haters to grow up. Okay, this is Gangster Thug Dog from Christchurch, New Zealand, where most gangsters are from. Yo, yo, yo, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip, crip I love Slipknot. Oh my god. They are the best metal band ever. Way more metal than Burzum

and Enthroned. Lolz. He almost yelled Burzum. Than Burzum. Okay, here comes Shitknot. Wonder if he has an opinion. I just love these

parody names here. So I really hate Mastodon, or as I like to call them, cunt, cunt, fuck cunt. I call their song, Colony of Poop. A beehive made out of shit. Man, I really hate Dragonforcers. I like to call them... Just a sound.

That's how bad they are. They fart 160 times a minute. Alright, shit. Let's get it. Well, it's funny how all the Slipknot fans counteract the hate they get by saying they're the best new metal band. Anything labeled new metal has to be gay.

Yeah. And also what Iron Maiden said equals sign. Why have nine members of one band? Some of them don't even do anything but jump around on stage. Why the masks? Why do all their songs only have about one or two power chords played in them?

Where's the solos? I think Slipknot is a pointless band who only cares about image and getting paid. They care nothing about music. Iron Maiden is real metal, smiley face. Yeah, smiley face. Real metal, smiley face. Smiley face.

Iron Maiden, the band that produced like a thousand albums all with the same little mummy guy on the cover. He has a name. Iron Maiden only cares about music. They don't care about any of the merchandising. That's why they have multiple video games that they've made. Yeah. Okay.

It's important that we move on, because if we didn't move on, then you wouldn't know about Juggalove.com. Oh, shit. Juggalove. It's a dating site, isn't it? Juggalove.com. Oh, shit. Juggalove! It's a dating site, isn't it? Juggalove is dating for the wicked. It is a

dating site. So the first thing I did to find material was I did exactly what you would do. Find the gay dudes. Well, Citrus, as mentioned before, I think we're all going to need a membership or something like that. Are you going to? No, no, no. This is available publicly.

Okay. So, I said that I am a juggalo looking for a juggalo who is from 16 to 50. Now, there are a lot of members on this site, but only one came up because all the other ones that came up were not specifically gay. They were just any sort of hole would work.

They're just in college. You sound like people after my own heart then. No, they're not in college. They were just trying to go to community college. You had some help coming out. Okay. This is going to get Juggalo blown. His name is Juggalo4life692010.

So it's pretty good. And I really think this is Boots. This really feels like Boots to me. I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks, Lentman. Hey, Boots, you know what I think of when I think of you? A gay Juggalo.

That's my opinion of you. Yep. Oh, my God, and I really wish, because you can see the thumbnails, but you can't. That's still better than, he thinks of me as an illiterate Quebecois who's into farts, so, you know, you went up on me. Yeah, but the difference is that that's true. Oh! Oh, dang.

He's not illiterate. I'm taking my balls, and I'm going home. Is he your Aquatol or as I call him, fart shit? You know what, dude? You're so dumb, I bet you listened to... Well, I just did. So I guess you're right. Well, there you go.

Please tell us about yourself. All right. Hi, I'm Jugg Please tell us about yourself. All right. Hi, I'm Juggalo for life, 692010. I'm 32 years old. I live in Columbus, Ohio. What? Yes. What's that?

Good. Somebody making a smoothie? Oh, it's the Juggaphone. Just a second. They're flashing that J in the air. Okay. I gotta say, I'm pretty surprised by his professional life. About me.

I'm a down-ass juggalo who loves sucking cock and getting steamy cream pies. Oh. Basic information. Marital status. Attached. Zodiac sign. Virgo. Religion.

Islam. Referred by. Referred by a friend. My links. Eatcock.org. My ethnicity is Caucasian. I am six foot two. My eye color is brown.

My hair color is bald. My hair color is bald. My body type is large and in charge like a double A. My body art is visible tattoo, scarred piercings you'll have to ask about. I want to mention something real quick. A lot of these options are selected from drop-down menus. So anytime you see something that's actually has proper

grammar and spelling, they probably didn't type it in. They probably clicked on it. So large and in charge, like a double A is probably pulled from a drop-down? Yeah, you can tell there's capitalization in there. My best feature is my butt.

Because there's a lot of it! A general description of my weight would be, so fat I ate the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. And keep in mind, that was a drop-down option. Oh, so that's how they chose to spell it, on purpose. Okay.

You're not going to go all beardy about gold clusters, are you? The drop-down apparently misspells marshmallow. That's great. Yeah. My lifestyle is boring. Professional life is also boring. My interests. Hobbies.

Professional life is not boring. Professional life is not boring at all. Okay. Education. No answer. Professional life is not boring at all. Okay. Education. No answer. Employment status. Unemployed. Current annual income less than $25,000.

What? Job schedule. Seeking employment. What about this is surprising or unusual? Seeking employment. I'm much more interested in the daily diet Where he states that he likes junk food And is a vegan How does that work?

Yeah Doritos have He's not a vegan he's a cocksucker There's meat in there Yeah Doritos are good for you they have a ton of vegans in them Like corn Modified milk and... Oh, God. I think we should really skip to the interest,

though. I think that's really what we should read right now. Yeah. Interest. Hobbies. Hang out with my juggalo family and look for some down-ass, fag-ass jug-a-hos. Oh, no of hoes.

Oh, no. Oh, God. Favorite thing. Favorite things. Pizza and cock. At the same time, folks. Pizza, cock. One doesn't taste right without the other.

A large sausage pizza. Y'all, I wrapped my dick in a slice of pizza. Who wants to suck it? There's a website for that, you know. BigSausagePizza.com I can't decide if that's better or worse than those pizza and salad dressing sandwiches. When pizza's on a dick, you'll probably find something else to eat. Last reading, Playgirl. I really want to talk to the person who works at the bookstore

when he goes and buys his Playgirl. The conversations they've had. Can I suck your cock? No? Will you suck my cock? You want to go out for a pizza? I'm going to wrap my cock in a pizza. Will you suck it, bud? What I am looking for.

Treat me good and no nut in my butt. Delightful Alright There was something that I did not do Which is someone that lives near Kumquat Saab Just so you know If you want a Juggalette Kumquat There is someone who

Put about a thousand million billion words in her profile. So you can look at that later. I was wondering. I am. You need to do this. But we're not going to read that specifically because we have to read Zing.

Zing's profile. Now Zing is the founder of juggalove.com as well as JuggalosRUs and I guess that's it. I guess I'll just take... This is classy as all hell. I'm just going to say that right now.

It really is. Okay. So, my name's Zing. I'm 22. I'm a couple. It's me. It's me. It's me it's me it's me and my let's say wife DJ Kitty X

DJ Kitty X we're in North Carolina we have some pictures I am the founder of juggalove.com I am taken and have a son my let and I are looking for a third person let I am the founder of juggalove.com. I am taken and have a son. My let and I are looking for a third person let to join our sexual lifestyle

and maybe become a roommate. Oh, goody. Oh, lord. With three's company in the dark. Three's company in the dark. We'll be panting for you. My religion is juggalism. Juggalism, yo!

Follows the dark carnival. My education, high school, so I made it that far. Employment status, full time. Current annual income, over $175,000. Oh, shit. I'm sure you believe me, because that's the truth.

My daily diet is junk food and fast food. He also says he's 5'11 and 115 pounds. Like... He's a father. 115 pounds. He's a father. He's also a 13-year-old girl.

My hobbies? I work on websites, have sex, work on my car, talk to Juggalo fam, fuck with Nick. My car. His hobby is having sex. The sex dungeon is the hobby shop. Yeah.

Okay, so this is what I'm looking for. Okay, I gotta get this right. Okay. We are looking for up to one week stands or long-term roommate. My let and I are looking for a third person to be a roommate. We are looking for a third person to be a roommate. We are looking for a let that is bi and will be part of our sexual activities

and faithful to both of us. Yes, this is important. What? Yeah. Monogamy is really... What? That wasn't part of the 13-1 commandment. She also needs to enjoy fucking with Nick.

Yeah. So they're looking for a bisexual juggalo slash let that is also really into being faithful to partners. I think it has to be a juggalette. They're explicitly looking for a juggalette. No dudes.

Oh, they're looking for a let. Okay. Benefits come with being our sec our roommate you get cheap rent so you still have to pay rent i have to they have to pay to be part of this foreign sexual but there's a discount and that's what's important yeah um there are people who join into like scientific experiments that this is it, and they pay for it, and people would not sign up. This is a reality show.

All right, you get cheap rent. Get to go to shows with us. Free internet. I mean, I get to get fucked by both these horrible people, and I get all the amenities of Best Western? Sign me up. You can take two popsicles from the fridge. Not three.

I said not three. Two facial popsicles. So, free internet. Discounted cell phone. Discounted. Discounted. Discount cell phone. They will buy your prepaid cards

half of the time. HD HD TVs with Wii, PS3, Blu-ray, Gym Pass, here's the big seller. Yeah, we never use them, so you can have them. Here's the big seller.

Unlimited Fago. Damn! And so much more, colon D. Yeah, we never use them, so you can have them. Here's the big seller. Unlimited Fago. Damn. And so much more, colon D. Only rules are, no one is allowed over unless it's another let, oh God, or approved by us. No smoking around our son. Just fucking around. Because they have a small child in the house. Of course.

Where they fuck. Just ponder that. All right. So no smoking around our son. Just help around the house and keep things clean. Our ideal let is a non-smoker under 5'10 and under 160 pounds. We want a... We want a hardcore let.

One who isn't shy about exploring her sexuality that is faithful and is very clean. So... We'd also like it if she rode in on a unicorn. clean. Yes. We'd also like it if she rode in on a unicorn. A juggalo unicorn. So, you need to

be really, really into Insane Cloud Posse, but also be skinny, and employed, and intelligent, and a virgin. And faithful. And not have any friends, or ever invite anybody over. Right. Unless it's a list.

For this living situation that you have to pay for. Unless you just want to bring in more sluts, and that's fine too. By faithful, we mean both me and my let will be your relationship. Perfect for the bylet who wants both me and my let will be your relationship. Perfect for the bi-let who wants both pussy and dick. If you decide

you want to get into a real relationship, you can leave at any time, but while you're possessive with us, we don't want... You'll just have to pass an exit interview. And sign a non-disclosure agreement. But while you're with us, we don't want you to sleep around with anyone

and catch anything. If you would like more information, please contact me. We live in North Carolina, so if you sound like a let and is willing to move or come and spend a week or so with us to see how you like it, then hit me up!

If you're presently interested in just sex, you can come and stay for up to one week at a time, and food and living will be provided for free, colon D. For certain lets, you may pay a ticket down here from where you live. What? Yes. I can't parse that. It said Will may pay for a ticket down here. It still doesn't make any sense.

Oh, thanks for letting that out. Okay, okay. P.S. Single prego lets are welcome. Oh, God. Oh, God. But there's a stipulation. Pregolettes are welcomed as long as there's no drama being brought with you. Oh, God. You're 16, and you're pregnant, and you want to have sex with a couple.

That's fine, as long as no crazy shit happens. Listen, my wife and I just want another girl to fuck a lot for a week, and then get rid of all our four-year-olds in the house. And we don't want any drama. I need to close this up because I want to do a little quick bit of fan fiction for you. Yes! It's short, but we have fan fiction.

There it is. And I guess it's crossover with Insane Clown Posse and YYH, but I don't know what YYH is. Yu Yu Hakusho. I'm glad you knew that answer. Oh, so it's

an anime? Yeah. It's an anime and Insane Clown Posse. That's not the one where the brother and the sister have sex, is it? I have no idea. Well, Lemon, you're talking about every anime, so you're going to have to narrow it down.

Yeah. Now, let me look up this. How do you spell that, even? It actually came up first if I just Googled YYH, and it came up immediately. All right. Wow. So, yeah.

so yeah um so uh john would you please um would you please read chapter one of wicked clown detective okay this is by fear wolfie beginning notes okay let's get this out of the way first i do not want violent jay or shaggy 2 Dope dead. It's just for the story. Yes, this is a YYH crossover story type thingy. I personally love the ICP, but if you don't like the then, that's okay. But I do like the them.

I hate the then. I like the then. The then. This was just a thing that popped into my head so I ran with it. Enjoy. Okay, I will. I do not own YYH or the ICP. October 13, 2019.

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are doing the yearly Hallow Wicked concert. When something went wrong. The tense changed with no... It'll be fucking wicked! They were doing something and then it went wrong. Who wants to read the lyrics?

Okay, I gotta get in the zone and rap. You probably stuffed the fucking shank in my head. It was the Halloween I never meant to harm no one. I thought you were supposed to murder. It was all in fun. I see the monsters andank in my head. It was the Halloween. I never meant to harm no one. I thought you were supposed to murder. It was all in fun. I see the monsters and the goblins.

I'm a killer too, but then they call me sick. So what was I supposed to do? I see you to the other side. Your buddies and your neighbors can come along for the ride. Weak bitches, you thought that you had me beat. But this Halloween, I'm coming back with my rotten treats. Trick or treat, trick or treat. Bang, bang, screams.

Bang, bang, screams. It's not as far with an IWB song. Yeah, okay. Fans ran screaming in fear away from the stage. Jay and 2Dope had been shot. That's good. Sirens could be heard in the background. The man who shot them was nowhere to be found.

Next day. Juggalo News. Okay, I gotta get... Juggalo News. And St. Tom Aussie's Violent J. 51. And Shaggy Too Dope, 51.

Are those fuckers 51? They will be in 2019. Oh. Was shot down yesterday in the annual Hallowicked concert. All the juggalos and juggalettes in the world are mourning the lows of these two wonderful juggalos. And we know they well be happy and trangrela

much clown love to them both. If only they knew... Period. What world is this? Guys, guys, guys. Now we're in spurt world.

I was there earlier today. Oh, man. in spurt world that was earlier this podcast guys Jay said where are we 2dope said is this Shangri-La Koenma said not quite 2dope yelled a fucking talking baby while pointing at Koenma Koenma said, why dose

everyone have to yell that? Jay asked, who are yo and where are we? Shaggy in the background. We're twicken and it's just an illusion. Koenma said, no I am not an illusion and no, you're not

twicking out. Jay looked down on the short price. What? What the hell? They could have gotten a lot more for this muffler, okay? And asked, then who or what are you and where are we?

Koenma cleared his throat and jumped up to his chair. I was getting to that, Koenma said. I am Koenma, ruler of spirit world. And this is spirit world. And then Koenma says Koenma. And, Koenma said. I am Koenma, ruler of Spirit World. And this is Spirit World. And then Koenma says Koenma. And then Koenma. Jay, Shaggy, you hear that? Shaggy, yeah, yeah, but I hardly believe it.

Both. Shangri-La. I have no idea what structure to write this in. Koenma laughed. Ha ha, oh boys, this is not Shangri-La. Jay, it's not nope we're talking Cohenma now okay you see the only person you knew

about Shangri-La is I thought if I showed what would happen to you if you didn't get your act together so I tried to show you it in a way you'd understand I never I'd never a way you'd understand. I never, I never have thought you'd try to tell the whole world.

Jay replied, so you're saying there's no such thing as Shangri-La? Is that it? Shaggy yells, what? Shaggy yells, what? No Shangri-La. Koenma looked at Shaggy angrily. If you'll let me finish, please. Now, yes, there is a Shangri-La, but people here like to call it Spirit World.

Aren't they in the Spirit... Oh, they're in the Spurt... Okay. They're in the Spurt World. Any moment now, a wave of jizz is going to come down on them. That joke needed to be spelled out like that. I'm on down the highway to Spurt World.

Jay looked around and said, wow, this is Shangri-La. Not what I thought it would be, but still cool. Suddenly, George burst in the double doors, yells Sir Cohen. Oh no, George!

George! Man, I was waiting when George would pop in. I love that guy. Okay. Shaggy falls backwards, scream. It's a motherfucking demon. George thinking Koenma had said it and just now saw Jay in the room yelled and ran from the room.

Pussy demon. Koenma was roll on the floor laughing. That wasn't demon. That was George. He's an ogre. Oh, well that makes sense. That's okay. That's his a-ogre. Yeah, a-ogre.

Shaggy ran up to his face and yelled, it's the same damn thing. Jay said, not really, didn't you see Shark? Ah. I love how this reads like English, but it's written ostensibly by somebody who says this is a first

language. Yeah. Anyways. Shaggy yelled, what the fuck does a cartoon have to do with anything? Then yet again, George bust into the room, but this time with two huge green ogres. There they are, the two demons attacking Koenma.

Yes, sir! Both of them are yelled as they grab Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Both Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dopeope fighting to get away Soon realizing they wouldn't get away Turned to Koenma and asked slash yelled Tell them we're not demons, we're humans And to let us go slash parenthesis to Shangri-La Quotation mark Yes, the subtext was there I guess

I'm slamming every punctuation key I can Koenma looked at them and replied was there, I guess. I'm slamming every punctuation key I can. Coenma looked at them and replied, Thou you are only humans and are not demons. I will not have them release you. It's just George. No, I tell it. George looked at Coenma and transformed back into his normal self.

He's not George anymore. George looked at Coenma confused. Lord Coenma? I'm confused, they're not demons. How is that, sir? Coenma looked at him and said, Ogre, they're just humans with faces painted up like clowns. Oh, I see.

This is a humorous Tom Ferris. Oh. It's like a Three's Company episode. Jack! George looked at him still puzzled. Jack burst in. George looked at him still puzzled. Clown, sir? Like the clown, sir?

But he went ignored as Koenma looked back at Jay and Shaggy. Now for your punishment, Jay yelled. What the fuck do you mean, punishment? What? Koenma turned into teenage form. Oh, good. I was wondering what form he was in. And looked

the stone cold in the eyes. Steve Austin showed up. Alright. Punishment for telling the world about spirit world and about the thing they have to go through to get to the Shangri-La or Hell's Pit. Now what did I...

Jay's struggling to get free and yells, how the hell's that our fault? You should have known that would have happened. Coen, I got angry and a hunt... He got angry and humped? What are you doing?

No, I don't know how you got humped from that. It's clearly hunt... What is that even supposed to What are you doing? You're getting angry. No, I don't know how you got hump from that. It's clearly hund-m-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p conflict resolved you heard him as he finished signing some forms he stood from his desk and walked in front of them and said your punishment for telling the world about spirit world is to suffer for all time in hell's pit

Jay looks at Shaggy and see his best friend that like his brother and he knows that he doesn't deserve to suffer this fate and turned to Koenma hoping to reason with him. Koenma, sir, lord, whatever. I'm glad I got to hell's pit, but please don't send Shaggy

his like my bro. And all I don't want him to suffer too. Oh, that was a sentence. Wow. Not just that, it was a really emphatic plea for... Help.

Cohenma, how sweet, but glad you're both going. Shaggy screams, you motherfucking bitch! You motherfucking bitch! Cohenma, take them away, boys. Both Jay and Shaggy yell, we'll get you someday, bitch, we swear we will.

Bye, bitch. We swear we will. Bye, bitch. Ending notes. No, I'm not making them gay. Okay, get off my ass. I was thinking whatever the fuck was happening there was probably gay. This clears that up. I don't know what's happening, but it's homo.

Yeah, it sounds pretty damn gay. They is pretty moral after all. They've been friends like forever since they were like 13 to 15, something like that. And I don't know their personality yet. Oh, God. And they're kind of like really family. So I'm going to write a story about people I don't know about. personality yet. And they're kind, like, really family. So would you try

to try and save your family? No OCS, so don't ask. More coming soon. Oh, thank God. You know, he says he doesn't know their personality, but all the dialogue, they just go, motherfucker, shit, shit, motherfucker, bitch.

Yeah, I think that's yeah, I think that's a perfect picture. In order to make it realistic. Has anyone noticed the name of this chapter? I haven't. Oh, Hell's Pit Punishment? Okay, so I don't want to read chapter two because it's freaking long

and I don't know if I can take much more of that. But I'd like to point I'm going to go to chapter three and read it. The name of chapter three is Forever Foreign Ever. And here's that chapter. Good chapter.

This is really good. Everything is posted pwned. Reason. One of my stories, HSNE, High School Never Ends, has been removed. Why was it removed? Give you three guess. Okay.

Wait, did we do this? Give you three guess! Alright, guess one. It sucked. Yeah, it sucked. I'm going to go with sucked. No, I want to go with I think it has to suck to actually be there. It didn't suck enough. No, I want to go with sucked. No, I want to go on fantic.net. I think it has to suck to actually be there. It didn't suck enough. No, I want to go with Turkish Hacker.

Turkish Hacker. That seems reasonable, but... That's racist. Oh, damn, Turkish Hackers. My guess is they just copied and pasted

the text from Pride and Prejudice. Actually, I was going to guess that there wasn't enough self-insertion in there. The answer to all those is yes. So I'm taking time off to rethink being on this site. That's a crisis.

Hopefully this whole thing ends happily, but with my luck, it won't happen until next time. Oh, shit, already happened? Forever, for for never, yours fear underscore wolfie. He says that, but I think things did end happily. Forever for never.

We're giggling. Did fear wolfie, I mean he's writing from the future, correct? It already happened? I don't think he'd know, because judging by that story, he doesn't really know how to use tenses, so we'll never know. I checked chapter two, and it's like 2981 in there.

It's like a thousand years in the dark future where everything goes to hell because the juggalos are dead. In chapter two, they meet a really sexy juggalette. Such a thing does not exist on this plane, but alright. They meet a sexy juggalette who beats up 200 gang members at one time. That's realistic.

I just gotta say that whole story, my face hurts from smiling too much. It's too good. Everything. Also, at the very end of chapter 2, they explain why it didn't write me further.

Oh, okay. Oh, okay. I'll take it. I'll do it. Let's see what he says. I'm really wondering now. Okay, ending notes. There you go. Wow, wasn't that a great story? Okay. I get it now.

That's why it was spelled Fornever. Now it's going to be a few days before I can update this or any other story. I'm taking my driver's test Friday, June 15th. And Saturday I'm going to my sister's house to help out at a humane society. Not the to help out at a humane society.

Not the humane society, a humane society. We're very humane over here. I like doing it, and I've been knowing the dogs there for a few weeks, and we're moving the dogs over the next few weeks from where they are to a bigger area where they can run around freely. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's going to be assigned to a book deal, isn't he? Yeah. Like Dan Brown.

This is actually how Dan Brown started. This is Dan Brown for all we know. And Dan Brown did write dialogue almost as good as you locked us away in hell for 981 years. Fuck being reasonable. You're going to die, bitch boy.

Bitch boy. You're going to die, bitch boy. Also Dan Brown. That was the original name for the Da Vinci Code. Starring Tom Hanks. Yusuke yelled, spit it out, binky face. Koenma cried out, they want me died. Okay, okay, let's do this. I'll start doing the movie

trailer voice for this, for the Dan Brown thing, and then we just pick a line. Also, Dan Brown's sister has a humane society in her house. Tears of your blackmail Return to ransom A part of the family Scissors are handsome And there we go. A chunk of material. And in fact, all over the internet, inexplicably, for no no goddamn reason there is more and more and more

and more and more oh god so much more more awful uh uh john what do you think you learned today well i just you know i mentioned it in the intro but i just learned to the extent this is just going i mean there was i heard about the gathering of the juggalos where, I mean, I don't think I've ever said this, but I think even Coolio was slumming it there. That was just – that's pretty – and Vanilla Ice too. They could do better. Yeah, they could. They could. Like VH1 is a better deal than Gathering of the Juggalos.

But just to the extent these people devote themselves to wearing clown makeup and these rap artists and these guys who like had some hits and were popular like five years back and this is their entire life they're fandom to these guys even for white trash this is pretty low guys you know I mean McDonald's and a baby mama is way better step up than clown makeup and

Faygo it's very much it's a you can't fire-fire-me-I-quit approach to society at large. Like, yeah, I understand I'm probably not that smart or attractive or have social

graces, but fuck you, I'm gonna put on clown makeup and buy, like, ugly t-shirts and just be unpleasant on purpose. and then i can pretend like i'm doing it and i guess that is there there's the empowerment of it there's the empowerment of it is that you're probably at your core an unlikable human being but if you do unpleasant shit on purpose well now it's in you're doing it under your own power yeah Yeah, sure. It's self-actualization.

I picture Maslow, if he were alive, he'd be shooting himself in the head right now. I think we just explored the mystery. I wonder if we just willed juggalos out of existence by figuring this out. Oh, if only. But, you know, I mentioned it in other outros here. But just, again, this just shows how the internet just changes things and how it brings, like, you know, you always hear about the internet, like it's bringing us information age and communication and stuff like that.

But it's like, yeah, but there's also this underbelly of juggalos and things like this that, you know, kind of get to breed and thrive, but. And that's what takes up a large amount of it. You know, there's, there's lots more, That's what takes up a large amount of it. You know, there's lots more discussion of Insane Clown Posse sucks versus Slipknot sucks. That takes much more time than, for example, physics as a whole.

Yes. Yeah, the website, of course, thefpl.us, which is online, but in a weird way because I've been hacked by Turks. And that's a whole thing in its own right. Also, I wanted to right here say fuck you to Pamela, the Skype plugin for not working, and ruining an entire podcast. I just, I hate saying fuck you to

programs, they do so much for us, but this one really just does, you know, it's, you really need to learn, Pamela. The program that's meant to record podcasts and doesn't do that. So well done there. Yes, so until next week, I don't know, keep drinking. We're still on the iTunes. Toss us some ratings if you'd like.

There you go. It's not that big of a deal. I just look at it every day hoping somebody loves us. But, you know, just whatever you want to do. We got the Facebook thing. You know, just in whatever way you want to connect or give us love or material, please do so. And, yeah, we'll see you next week. Yes, and we are jugged done.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Making lovers late Safe again for lovers Climbtown is over Time to take over While others just talk and talk Somebody's watching when the others don't walk Climbt Town is over. This summer, uncover the secret.

It's not funny, Yusuke. I'm serious. Unveil the mystery. Luck's weighed hell for 91 years! And discover the secret that has been covered for millions of years. Yusuke, save me. Now. The Juggalo Code, coming this summer.

Fuck Ben Rizzoble! You're gonna die, bitch boy!