The F Plus - 229: The Space In Our Planet
Episode Date: October 8, 2016Our brand new intern is in the mix while Lemon forgets which setting his microphone is supposed to be on and we explore the science behind The Concave Earth Theory! Popularized by Steven Christ, ...The Concave Earth theory states that [onomatopoeia where you stick your pointer finger between your lips and move it up and down while going "bwee bwee bwee bwee"], and it's got forums, so we're set. This week, GMan just won't stop lying about pushups.
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Well, Jesus Christ was an only child who went down to the river and he drank and smiled This is the F Plus Podcast, a confusing but ultimately truthful place for terrible things
read with enthusiasm. In the room
tonight we have Stog. Breaking Benjamin's
new release has the moon eclipsing
the sun. I hate the apocalypse.
Oh my god.
Kumquat's up. I
can't believe the bible
wasn't written by these Sumerian
overlords. Your friend on the internet
this is Adam Bozarth. Hmm
the intel is that
we are inside?
Our new
uncredited intern. So, I was
thinking, if the Earth is not
millions of years old, and dinosaurs
are not millions of years old,
where did oil come from? And what was
its purpose before we sucked it from the
ground?
And lemon.
I think balloons can be used too
with real-time GPS. If balloons
six to ten miles across from each other move
closer as they go straight up on a windless day,
Earth is concave. Yes.
Mm-hmm. Yep.
I know now what I
do then, yeah. I know now
what I do then, yeah. I
know now what I do then, but I didn't know then what I know now.
Hey, F+.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
So, Adam, Kumquat Slop, Stog, and the intern, what sort of things have you learned about this earth that we live on?
I like sandwiches.
It's stupid.
It's getting hot.
Getting hot?
Yeah, it's getting really hot.
It's a stupid planet.
I want to trade it in.
It's covered in Trump supporters.
Well, they seem to be dying off with some sort of regularity.
Is it because it's too hot?
Yeah.
Yep.
Dog, what would you trade this Earth in for?
I don't know.
Pizza or something?
You would need an Earth to eat the pizza on, though.
No, I feel like I can eat the pizza in space.
I just need a spacesuit.
Okay.
I just need to stuff the pizza into the spacesuit
and then get in the spacesuit
and then I can have my pizza in the spacesuit.
Duh.
How would you get the inside of...
Never mind, I don't want to unpack that.
So,
we at the F+, have
looked at a number
of interesting
URLs, and
this is another one in a list of
interesting URLs. So, the site
we're going to be visiting is
welcome-to-concave-earth-forum.70389.x6.nabble.com.
Yay!
This is so the FBI doesn't get in.
You know, it has a nice ring to it.
This is a document put together by
Bomberjacket. I assume he just stumbled
across it by accident.
And yeah,
as the
URL would speak to,
this is a site about
the concave Earth.
I feel like I've learned a little
bit in my internet history about
flat Earth and hollow Earth.
I haven't heard anything about concave Earth, so I'm kind of excited, first of all, to look at more of these images,
and secondly, to learn a little bit about the concave Earth.
So, Adam.
Yes.
If you'll start off by reading this piece here by Stephen Christopher.
Ooh, boy, it is long.
Okay.
Yeah. Yep.
Yep. Yeah, it's long.
So what exactly is the concave earth?
Toying with the remote possibility
that a spherical concave
world could have slipped through the cracks
unnoticed by the brightest minds
in today's modern technologically
advanced world
is quite a leap of faith, to say the least.
Okay.
One would have to completely scrap all he learned about his beloved home, planet.
Ever since being told by his kindergarten teacher that it spun like a top, but there
is a nascent spark emerging
from the circles of free-thinking internet communities.
Oh, good.
And this spark is not only rooted
in solid scientific evidence
that can be measured and tested,
but it is bridging the gap that modern,
convex earth-spinning rhetoric was unable to connect.
Adding a literal glass ceiling to the equation solves unanswered riddles to the inscrutable mega cryo meteors.
Mega cryo meteors.
Huge blocks of ice falling from the sky.
You mean like airplanes venting
their toilets? Yeah.
Here I was trying to mentally conjure
the picture of a
concave earth, and while I was trying
to piece that together, you said
literal glass ceiling. I did.
And now I have something else to try to figure out.
So the earth is like an hourglass,
but then it's got like a
Well it is an hourglass actually
I'm gonna have to just skip one of these paragraphs
To go to
We'd have to don our Hershey's kiss
Shaped tinfoil hats
And suffer the ridicule
Those conspiracy theorists
Willingly take
You glue the Hershey kisses to your tinfoil hat?
Why?
It just zhuzhes them up,
you know? Yeah, the CIA hates chocolate.
Do you like bees? Oh, I love
them. We'd have to cry out,
we'd have to cry foul to the Freemasons,
the Illuminati, the Knights
Templar, and even blame Walt
Disney and Stanley Kubrick.
Yeah, yeah, we'd have to do that.
The leaders of our day, yeah. We'd have to do that. The leaders of our day, yeah.
We'd have to assume the mindset of mankind
was veiled with a hypnotic myopia
that couldn't see the forest for the trees.
We'd have to swallow the...
We'd have to swallow the obligatory red pill.
Oh, no, MRA shit's coming.
And choose to inundate ourselves
with the uncomfortable feeling of knowing something
that 99.9 of the population didn't know but ignorance is bliss why would we want to know
the truth about the earth especially since there are literally hundreds of thousands of professionals
who tell us exactly what we want to hear about our home planet. Our planet's self-sufficient. It doesn't need anything.
Planet in quotes.
So it's not...
It's a bad term? It's not actually a planet
that we live on? No.
I think they're saying that every other
thing in the solar system that we
consider a planet is
a sphere, but
the Earth is not. It is a basin, but the Earth is not.
It is a basin.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Now I can picture the universe now.
Yeah, with a ceiling on top.
There's no reason to entertain anti-Diluvian concepts of the universe in this modern day.
My God, we've destroyed the concept of a flat Earth.
And now there are people trying to bring this Concave earth theory into Vogue isn't it a little late to regurgitate ancient theories. I mean this shit is
Ptolemaic
Plutonian even
Thanks nagglepuss
So scrolling down underneath this picture of Greeks inside of
a hollow earth.
Um, can you describe the next photo that happens on the page?
Oh, well, it's titled the cosmologic circus and we have, uh, we have Neil deGrasse Tyson
and we've got Carl Sagan and we've got the guy what's his name yeah the the theoretical
physicist who does TurboTax commercials and they're in there they've got clown noses on
yeah and they're all throwing up their hands as if to say we're stupid they actually they
actually look more like tomatoes than clown noses, I think.
Yeah, I think they put tomatoes in their noses.
Just like clowns.
I think that's a Photoshopped apple.
Like just a poorly cropped apple.
That's either an apple or a Roma tomato.
It's got nostrils in it.
So, Adam, I have a question for you. what the hell kind of foolishness is this anyway you mean people actually believe this crap the short answer yes this crap meaning
your crap or the crap that we've okay and there are oh no the crap of real life. Oh. Oh. Oh, no, no, no. Our crap.
Our concave crap.
Whose crap?
Nice that you owned up to it.
Yeah.
My crap.
Yes.
And there are many more starting to believe it every day.
Thanks to people like this crazy batshit self-proclaimed messiah, yours truly, who shamelessly inundates the YouTube community with in-your-face
truths and other nutbags
like the wild heretic who compiles
scientifically accurate articles
the alternative cosmonogy
cosmo
cosmoji
cosmonogy
cosmojony
cosmojony
world is picking up steam
and fast, century-old experiments
of which the heliotards
Wow
Go heliotard
Take that, heliotrope
try to suppress
to hell and back
like the reticulineator
and the tamarack
mine shafts are being dusted
off and looked at with fresh eyes.
Although modern
physicists try to debunk
these tests, they never
bother doing what a true objective
empirical scientist should
do when presented with such
controversial evidence.
Like, retake the fucking test, bozo.
So this is what happens when the medication wears off?
I didn't say that.
Oh, okay.
I got a question.
So I just want to unpack Heliotard for a second.
Sure.
Does this guy not believe in the sun either?
I'm a little lost.
I think he's saying that the universe is not,
the solar system is not heliocentric,
and those who believe that it is heliocentric are heliotards.
Yes, but, oh, okay.
But just because the Earth is concave
doesn't mean it can't orbit the sun, right?
No, I think he's casting aspersions on people who literally worship Helios,
like the dude in the chariot.
The Greek god of the sun.
NASA just shines a huge flashlight on the Earth, guys.
It's from a satellite.
Look it up.
Mm-hmm.
But how does he feel about Apollo?
So this might surprise you
but the man
responsible for this website has a
number of rants
Oh boy
I don't believe you
Yeah, I just need to mention that his name is
Stephen Christopher
but he frequently refers to himself as Stephen Christ
Yay
Good
It's an abbreviation So come Quads up, will you tell me about frequently refers to himself as Stephen Christ. Yay! Good.
Oh.
Good.
It's an abbreviation.
So, Kumquat Sap, will you tell me about the... Yes, hello.
Will you tell me about the multiverse circus?
Rot put...
Religion of theoretical physicists,
layman Lawrence Eves,
eulogizes on the fantasy world, the multiverse,
while admitting the fantasy he entertains
is motivated by pushing me,
God, out of the equation.
Oh, God. Okay.
Me, parentheses God. Gotcha.
Yeah.
He made so good on his
attempt and claim to push me out of the way
that he got this video flagged and removed
from YouTube.
But Lawrence
doesn't know me too well. Uh-oh, that's a threat. The multiverse theory is based on
nothing but the vacuous conjecture of theoretical physicists in a futile and
laughable effort attempting to resolve the fine-tuning, harmonious theme ever prevalent in this particular
universe.
Semicolon, hoping to downplay
any intelligence which is blatant
and giving random chance the
ridiculous possibility by entertaining
countless other universes with this
particular one have the most suited synchronization
all the while admitting there is zero evidence
for such a scenario. So Lawrence
admits the predilection of his efforts in this.
He pushes God out of the equation.
The religion of an anti-God theory performed by the Liontists.
Wow, that is a good burn.
Congratulations.
This guy's the Trump of science.
Nice try, Lawrence. But you can't push me out of the equation. nice try I have the best feeling
but you can't push me out of the equation
you are hereby now the
mascot of the multiverse circus
you will be
infamous
yes but what does this mean for my Mario slash
Sonic the Hedgehog OTP fanfiction
the question that has no answer Sonic the Hedgehog OTP fanfiction.
The question that has no answer.
Well, we pushed God out of the equation.
Yes, that's why the plumber and
the hedgehog can now fuck.
Finally!
Take that, copyright lawyers!
So this might
surprise you, but Welcome to Concave Earth Forum 70389 has an active forum.
No.
It does, I know.
This is surprising.
So we're going to skip to part two.
On with the forum.
So intern, I've got a couple questions for you,
if I could ask them, is that all right?
Yeah.
All right, terrific.
So question number one, what is on the outside of the earth?
I do not believe there is anything outside of earth.
Scripture says earth is hung on quote unquote nothing,
job 26.7.
I believe what is outside is a quote unquote, nothing, job 26-7,
I believe what is outside is a literal hell, a void.
Hell is mentioned as, quote unquote, outer darkness, Matt 8-12, Matt 22-13, Matt 25-30,
quote unquote, bottomless pit, parentheses,
many verses in Revelation, close parentheses.
Its mouth is opened wide without measure.
Backtrack, quote, unquote, Isaiah 514.
Hell is, quote, unquote, never full.
Proverbs 2720.
The wicked are shaken out of it.
Earth.
Job 3813.
Matt has some
so let me get this straight there's
nothing outside of earth here's this
thing outside of her yeah there is much
speculation and imaginative thought in
regards to what is outside yeah but I
have to conclude there is nothing
especially since man has not even
drilled more than 12 kilometers deep.
What?
Oh, my God.
I do believe there may be numerous concentric layers of the rind of Earth, however.
But ultimately-
You're not even getting to the good stuff.
I believe there is an edge from the material to the void of nothingness,
an edge to this manifested material reality.
So what you're saying is the space program is a failure because we have,
we're not even able to drill 12 kilometers deep into the earth, right?
You can freshen up your drink with a little bit of earth zest.
Yeah.
It's very fragrant.
How come we cannot see the other side of the earth?
This question has been asked many times,
and it is based on the indoctrinated assumption
that light is straight.
Oh, light is not straight.
Light ain't straight.
Light has been measured with pseudolights
and has been shown
To curve upward toward the
Center of the earth
Has it now?
I wonder what that experiment looked like
Well the skylight gives you an illusion
Of an apparent quote unquote
Dome when in reality
Is a convex
Ceiling
I'm sure Your nonsensical ugly YouTube when in reality is a convex ceiling.
I'm sure your nonsensical, ugly YouTube video explains that pretty well.
It does.
I skipped over that because we can't watch it.
Okay, so how did you come to your understanding of the concave earth?
There's the horizontal crease.
It's usually below the horizon.
However, the horizontal crease, which is how sometimes I pronounce it,
can be seen during superior mirages.
And this is according to Stephen Joseph Christopher,
a.k.a. my lord and savior.
He mentions in his tome the glass Carmen layer,
which is 100 kilometers deep.
It inverts the perception, causing opposite curvature.
And if any of you wear contact lenses,
you know what I'm talking about.
Okay.
Does anyone in this recording wear contact lenses?
I do.
Do you know what this guy is talking about?
I do.
Okay.
I guess I just haven't seen the light.
Congratulations.
Huh? If the concave earth were true
Then why does the sun and moon
Have the same angular size throughout the day?
Well
Because there's a glass sky bubble
Above our heads
And the celestial objects are orbiting above
Glass
There's a negative refraction effect
That literally equalizes the sun and the moon.
That's crazy.
Which brings up their size, I know, at the horizon.
With the addition of squishing them at the horizon,
which actually gives more credence to the glass sky and the concave earth,
and which is why superior mirages really happen.
Watch video.
Oh, you bet.
Later, I promise, for sure.
There's probably at least one
or more smaller glass sky bubbles
that create the effect that conventional
astronomers called quote-unquote
gravitational lensing.
This, we concavers
know, is an actual
glass lensing that equalizes
the apparent angular sizes
of the Sun and
Moon to their comparatively actual identical sizes. Hence, we believe they
are literally the same size, once coming from the same sphere, then bifurcated.
However, if there was no lensing effect, the Moon would appear larger from our
perspective because it is closer to us.
The glass actually enlarges the sun behind the moon.
The earth lives in a giant glass bubble.
Exactly.
Your theory has many holes and that's what makes it more true.
So if there really is a big giant glass ceiling in the sky, we can't elect Hillary Clinton.
Yeah.
That's exactly my point.
It'll rain down glass on us and tear us to pieces.
Good point, good point.
Thank you.
This is a Q&A, which I'm assuming it's a fact, right?
So these are frequently asked questions.
How frequent? Steve, i'm going to give you
a question that i'm sure you're asked all the time uh-huh what do you make of the nibiru cult
community that claims there is a double son that's what i make of them
they're a bunch of fart faces This topic seems to generate a lot of woo
From the ignorant Nibiru hunter community
The problem
The problem is that they are so far removed
From the concave earth slash glass sky reality
That they believe in aliens invading earth
From quote unquote other planets
And from quote unquote distantquote other planets and from quote-unquote distant
galaxies light years away.
Those bastards.
One only need to understand the basic optics of a term called bifringence that is found
in certain types of glasses and calcite.
The effect creates a double refraction when light passes through the bifringement
medium. Raymond
studied the
qualities of Libyan
Raymond, my
friend Raymond, studied the qualities
of Libyan desert
glass extensively and found it to possess
a quote-unquote, is this
annoying when I say quote-unquote
weak bifringence when light
was strongly illuminated and passed through at certain polarizing angles this is what is exactly
happening with the sun sometimes when the angle of sunlight is just right it will cast a double
sun faux image usually adjacent to the actual sun. God. You know,
I'm now just struck with the idea
of, like, wanting to watch, like,
a cable access show with,
like, a concave earther and
this Nibiru double sun
theorist. And just let him find out.
And just, like, the confines of the
show would be, one of you is obviously
right.
Yes.
We're gonna settle it now, and nobody leaves until it's settled i'll settle it right now as a god and a god that i worship myself i'm right and everyone
else is wrong could a god make a god so powerful he had to worship it?
That's exactly what happened to me.
God made me and then I became more powerful
and now he has to bow down
to me every day
of his pathetic existence, which
is eternity.
God, you screwed up
big this time. No!
How dare you?
I smite these!
He made you in his own image, but all he ever watches
is what the bleep do we know.
I'm gonna
move us on here to a forum
topic entitled
this is a delightful title,
Circumcision is the True Mark of the Beast.
Yay!
Yay!
So, Stog, your name is
A-Friend, and I'll be humbugger here,
and you're just gonna explain something to me.
Ah, yes.
My name is a friend.
Sure.
Circumcision is the true mark of the
beast system.
The beast system.
The beast system, yeah.
Let me elaborate on this.
Fuck the Vatican.
I'm trying.
Try harder.
Fuck the super elite.
Fuck big corporations.
Fuck religion and fuck money.
Again, I'm trying.
I love fucking money.
And fuck anyone or anything whose intentions are not good.
Okay, okay, gotcha.
Hey, my name's Humbugger.
I've got 22 posts.
This is one of them.
Could you provide an explanation and sources?
Now you're fucked up.
Tell me more.
fucked up.
Tell me more.
I'm still
a friend, but
I'll assume you meant
in regards to circumcision being the
mark of the beast. Because that was the
only controversial thing that you stated.
Could you cite your source on fuck money?
Yeah.
Circumcision is when
the doctor draws a pentagram onto your dick
right
nope nope
that's just a thing that you do
oh
damn it
in the bible you hear about the mark of
the covenant between Jehovah and the
sons of Israel
a bunch of hocus pocus shit
where almighty God miraculously speaks to man.
Okay.
That's what the powers want, that be want us to believe.
It's a lot of bullshit.
But the rest of the Bible is still right.
Correct, right?
I mean.
It's a lot of bullshit.
Because that's sort of like how the whole concave earth thing is working, right?
Is that it needs to work because it's
biblically accurate? Yeah.
Right? God made it.
Yeah, God made the Bible.
And it's bullshit.
My God, I don't know what to think.
The mark of the covenant,
or a mark on their forehead,
had to have been
intentional mistranslation over time to confuse
people further.
What it most likely means is a mark
or cut of their foreskin.
Oh.
666, the number
of the peen. Yeah.
Gross.
Sorry.
Didn't love that joke, but I still
feel compelled to do it.
I like that gore album too.
It was
telling to circumcise the common
people for the purpose
of immense biological
disruption and thus control
over mass populations.
Now why would the people allow
the elite scum
to perform this atrocity on them?
For money?
Because almighty god said so
Suck my hog
Yep, that's what SMH stands for
Suck my hog It just became clear Yep, that's what SMH stands for.
Suck my hog.
It just became clear when I gave it some thought.
Look online, I'm not the only one with this concept.
Fair enough.
If two crazy people on the internet agree, it's true.
Yep.
It was and still is about control, power, reign uh my name is humbugger again thanks
i'm still a friend and i say that's it you're welcome yeah we all learned something today oh my god okay um uh you know this um uh website is difficult to move around in
what do you mean no it's just you keep like falling back down a hill to each side? Is that what you're saying? So,
this is another thread title that I think, I don't
know if those of you listening out there,
if you're not exactly sure,
if you're not proven yet about the
truth of the
concave earth, I think this thread will do it.
This is called,
So How Many Push-Ups Can You Guys Do?
I keep reading stories of people
getting huge just from push-ups alone.
How many
do you all do? I'm at
30, but it's gonna go up.
I'm G-Man.
Content's deleted.
You are so full of shit, G-Man!
Every single dude I know, or read about, who does 1,000 push-ups a day is absolutely friggin' huge.
What do you mean it doesn't hit enough muscles?
It works more than the bench presses, you retard!
What facts are you talking about?
You know nothing.
Content's deleted.
Squatting 900 and benching 550, my ass! I know you are full of shit because I used to lift weights.
You would be world famous with those numbers, you lying little shit.
And way heavier than 220.
Only powerlifters can squat 900
and very few indeed.
And that is with full gear.
You never get to 900
on the squat with your Malibu Cannon
Barbie curls and dog pissing
on fire hydrants.
What?
What?
What are the odds of a
world-class powerlifter believing in the concave earth?
Liar!
Go do some push-ups, you pimple-faced little troll!
Content's deleted.
I'm calling bullshit!
If you train only as a bodybuilder for hypertrophy, a world-class bodybuilder tops off at around 600 pounds for squats.
That is if you are huge and strong.
Legendary bodybuilders get into 700s for squats.
And the tops of those hit very few.
Oh, the tops of those very few hit 800s for squats. If you train all your life specifically as a power lifter,
you may reach 700.
But 900 is another league entirely,
which is why I know you are full of shit.
Cool story, but you chose the wrong category to lie in.
You should have chose to lie about the shape of the earth,
numbnuts.
Now you're fucking dead.
Oh, hey, by the way, I'm skipping two paragraphs,
but furthermore, I have also instantly created physical matter out of thin air.
So am I.
The object manifested into my closed fist and felt solid and round like a piece of metal.
Upon the suspicion that it was actually a bug of some sort,
I hurled it at the floor where it clinked and clanked away.
When I realized what I had done, I went searching for the object but never found it.
Way to go, Randall Flagg.
You have a really weird way of taking a shit.
Can you imagine my dismay, period?
Some people attribute this to high-level magic
or getting assistance from demonic powers,
but really, it is a simple matter
when you have self-awareness on the subconscious level
and command reality directly from the ether.
Or it was a very tiny drone.
Also possible.
So, asshole, when was
the last time you instantly
manifested a physical object
or made millions of gallons of
water disappear, let alone
any quantity of water?
Contents deleted. Humanity was far stronger contents deleted
humanity was far stronger
before steroids ever reared their ugly
heads I'd like to see you
press 370 pounds overhead
with one arm like Eugene Sandow
or do a one arm pull up with any of
your ten fingers all steroids
do is give you huge bloated
intestines
contents deleted steroids do is give you huge bloated intestines.
Contents deleted.
I don't know if I have anything to add to that.
What is the Venn diagram of concave earth and steroid people?
I don't know. Maybe there's a battle like between them imagine how pissed
this guy's gonna be at Steve
when he finds out he's not actually God
that'll never happen
because I am truly
the one true Christopher
I like that Steve admin guy just keeps throwing The one true Christopher.
I like that Steve Admin guy just keeps throwing his weight in here and just like slap fighting with everyone else.
Yeah, like I have no respect for cheaters on juice.
Do you guys have an internet mosh pit?
I want to get in the mosh pit too.
Hey, hey guys.
My name is Amelia.
Hey, Amelia. This is the only post i've ever made
on this forum interesting yes i think the real question that needs to be asked here is
how many push-ups can steve do with me on his back with a slight choke hold an infinite amount
so you're not a sock puppet right just want to make sure With a slight chokehold. An infinite amount!
So you're not a sock puppet, right?
Just wanted to make sure.
Now I put a heart emoji.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, so this thread title is called Why Doesn't G-Man Debate His Flat Earth Herey Here
Instead of Spamming the Entire Friggin' Board? Really't G-Man Debate His Flat Earth Herey Here Instead of Spamming the Entire
Friggin' Board? Really, G-Man?
How Are You Getting Around
The Pole Stars Conundrum?
Yeah, yeah.
He knows his flat earth is
bunk or his head's just stupid.
No flat earther
can resolve the pole stars.
That's why none of them will debate
Steve.
You guys saw how he
vacillated, right?
He started off here
believing concave earth, but when he
got into an ego battle with me,
he switched. Whether the
roids or some other opposition
to critical thinking or
simply a strong hatred for me,
he made an emotional switch
over like a petulant
little child.
The poor guy probably hates himself
for the ugly
monster he's become.
I hate what I've become.
I didn't think there'd be
a plot arc here.
I guess so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Flat Earth vs versus Concave Earth.
It's very exciting.
Is this an interactive novel?
There's a whole bunch of anime people.
So true.
I think any man would hate himself
for having roid-gut and gyno.
What?
I'm not sure what I said there.
I think that's short for gynomastia, meaning he grows boobs.
Oh, okay.
Contents deleted.
Thanks, Iron Man.
I deleted those contents because I wasn't happy with how unconcave earthy they were.
Thank God.
Thank you, Steve.
You're welcome.
Black Sabbath threatened to throw me out of the band if I didn't delete all these forum posts.
Do you guys think he ever got banned?
G-Man?
I think he did.
Yeah.
He's so banned.
Well, I think so because G-Man has all of the deleted comments.
I'm assuming that not only was the account deleted,
but also all of his flat earth theories were purged.
Steve erased him from existence.
Oh my god.
That's what I do.
That's what a god does.
I did 200 push-ups, and that's how I erased you out of existence.
If you believe
in the concave earth, the truth
of the concave earth, you too
will be able to do 400
squats or whatever.
I gave those squats to God and that's how I got
you banned. It's easy when you
know Steve. Steroids
are the mark of the convex.
Um, so when you know Steve. Steroids are the mark of the convex. So,
I have a question for y'all.
What's the pyramid
and foundation in the...
What?
That's my question.
What's the pyramid
and foundation in the...
Yes.
Oh, celestial heaven made of...
Space, question mark, space, space, space, smiley face.
Wait, so there's a pyramid in the sky?
Yeah, going up to that pyramid in the sky.
Have you thought about magnetite?
Well, Steve suggests magnetite because of its shape and magnetic properties.
That's right.
Use only Steve-approved
magnetite. And, uh, Adam, take
Freddy69, please.
Fix the foundation
too? By the way,
I'm starting to feel the CERN
kill switch is upon us.
What?
Yup.
Is CERN kill switch was upon us. What? What? Yep. Is humanity's kill switch in CERN?
Yeah, they're making a kill switch at CERN.
I prob want to make it hopefully ill,
reincarnate in a hundred years.
When all the debris and civilization is back to normal,
I'm a wuss and am not interested in being naked and afraid.
To some extent.
I'm glad for the disclosure from the media, even if it is on a subliminal level.
And I'm very happy to have come to the Concave Earth Forum, but it put most of the pieces together.
So in some respects, I feel at peace.
I feel like I'm trapped in a PFR show.
I'm with you, Freddy69.
I wouldn't want to be on that show either.
I'm not sure what the foundation is do you think cern is to trigger
the ice to start falling and stop the sun well that is a new one i also heard somewhere it's
to open up a wormhole but has to be done by 2016, otherwise we'll fail.
Personally, I am done incarnating here.
Have experienced only the ugliness and hardship and none of the good things or joy.
Also, I'm pretty sick of people in general.
Just an evil, ugly race in general.
Maybe I can do more good from beyond the walls of the concave earth.
Inhale.
Are you going to transcend?
I'm a concave earth ghost. that's dog's rapper name
concave earth ghost
concave earth ghost face
killer
it came
from beyond the walls of the
concave earth
I annoy children at Halloween
not after the restraining order you don't of the concavers. I annoy children at Halloween.
Not after the restraining order, you don't.
Oh, no, the court cases.
We should keep going, I think.
All right.
Yep, that's what I think.
And I think NASA and CERN were set up after WWII to really get the job done.
Deep population. I think it's been done several times before. After WWII, to really get the job done, depopulation.
I think it's been done several times before.
Look at the name Shuttle Atlantis.
When they did Atlantis, it became so popular in Western mythology
that we should name the shuttle after you know what I'm saying.
A little bit?
My fingers are really close together
but they're not touching.
Unless Atlantis was
a real place, maybe Atlantis
became overpopulated, the
resources on Earth couldn't keep up
and they hit the kill switch.
I'm speculating
of course. I hear you
with respect to reincarnation.
I'm not sure I want to be the descendants of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
Don't worry about it because you've already been born.
So you won't be.
The new Adam and Eve.
Kim was going to name the kid Christ.
Christ.
Yeah, Christ with a K.
But end up naming the kid North.
I am thinking
cause of the direction of the
pyramid sits more speculation
but who names the kid
North and flaunts a pyramid
to the masses unless
you understand the meaning
behind it it is cause a literal
interpretation of the heavens
as my dad used to say
to cheer me up confederates the worst is yet to come my dad used to say to cheer me up, Confederates,
the worst is yet to come.
My dad was a cornball,
but I love him.
Ooh.
At.
Aw.
Oh.
Oh.
So.
It ends real sweet-like.
I mean,
I believe you
that Kim Kardashian
was like considering
naming her child
Christ with a K.
Don't you want to say something? Primal Redemption?
Primal Redemption probably wants to
say something.
That's you.
Come closer.
What? Hello?
I wasn't
sleeping. I never sleep.
Looks like Confederates
were actually fighting over the Constitution.
And the bad guys won.
I like you.
Freddy, I think Primal Redemption is looking for a new son to adopt, if you're interested.
Ha, ha!
Hi, thanks!
Rule of thumb, I live by now
as everything here is ass
backwards!
Okay. Yep.
That's, uh, fuck.
Um,
uh, so there's a long,
uh, there's a long thread called
How Did You Discover the Concave Earth?
Are there only five people in this forum?
It is not popular.
My suspicion there is Freddy69, your guy,
I think he...
The Concave Earth forum was just sort of a rest area
on his way to the David Icke forums.
Because he's destined there.
He wants all things at the same time.
But yeah, so this topic is called
How Did You Discover the Concave Earth?
And in intern there,
I was hoping you could
there's a long-ish post
by Humbugger,
but I was hoping you could truncate that down a little bit.
Hello.
I've been struggling to talk about this topic
for a long time now.
I have been in a Christian school
in my early years, but
I have chosen my own path, so to speak. The shape of the earth was never a topic as far
as I can remember. Of course, at some point it was assumed normal because the religious
factor of the schooling. I wanted to point that out at first.
Okay?
Okay.
When it came to space,
I was influenced by cartoons like Star Wars.
I had never seen the film version,
so in my mind,
it was always the cartoon, you know?
Okay.
I was the computer nerd who knew how to build one. Wait, build a Star Wars?
So this is all based on the Star Wars holiday special?
That's right.
I built a Star Wars.
Come look at it, children.
Play flight and space games and simulators and the like,
all to go beyond what's within my own physical reach.
You see, I'm not really into flying, or heights for that matter, but
at some point, I just felt that
the sun just doesn't seem
so far away.
It looks like a small disc
and the color appears to change
frequently, much like a strobe
flashing combinations of white,
bright greenish light,
blue, and violet. Yeah, except for the
sun doesn't flash, it's actually just one consistent color one consistent oh it does if you keep staring at it these
colors emerged from the Sun it was the sunglasses nothing has been out of the
ordinary in my experiences with nature around me, obviously. Obviously.
Then there's the moon.
What's the deal with the moon?
What's the deal with this moon?
Laugh.
Also, it appears close,
especially when it's low above the horizon,
just like the sun does.
Should this be possible when the distance of the sun is so large?
Wouldn't the sun seem much larger than the moon
when this moon illusion effect occurs?
I became an enthusiast of all the space imagery.
Nope, that's not an enthusiast.
Enthusiast.
But that is how I spell enthusiast. That's the correct way to spellusiast. Enthusiast. But that is how I spell enthusiast.
It's the correct way to spell enthusiast.
And here's my forum to prove it.
My computer background was an artist's impression of an eclipsed Saturn.
Don't you think that's cool?
I bet you got it off of Tangerine Dream album cover.
Thanks for letting me know.
This particular image symbolized my idealization of space reality.
Okay, great.
Uh-huh.
This went on until about a year ago.
I'm 25 years old now.
Yay!
And I feel like I'm experiencing reality for a change.
Yeah, you're 25.
I don't think you actually are.
I feel like...
By change, I mean, of course,
living a clear image
of what is happening around me.
Because I am no longer enslaved
to my false images of society
or the false planet Earth.
I thought by change
you meant change.org.
No, no, no, no, no.
She just means she took mushrooms
for the first time
and now it's real, dude.
I did.
I did start a petition.
And it did include mushrooms.
Anyway, experiencing ridicule most of the time beforehand, obviously,
by the closest people really feels disappointing.
Because I want them to understand what it really is we should all value.
How come crazy people always use the word obviously?
Because it is obvious to them.
I mean, they wouldn't be on these forums.
They wouldn't be going through these crusades if it wasn't fucking obvious and all the normals just don't get like,
oh, yeah, no, the Earth.
And also like rethink everything you know about astronomy
and science and physics.
But like, obviously, that's how it works.
I disagree because I've managed to keep myself out of the rabbit hole.
I now require a simple explanation for pretty much everything.
So being different in my thinking made me feel more a stranger.
I was stuck in a web of beliefs.
Things for me are getting better pretty fast, and I believe that us
humans will experience true freedom
of selfish...
Selfishness, yes.
I thought he might have been
trying to say selflessness
anyway. Nope.
And passive-aggressive mind control.
Unsurprisingly, today I believe
there is much to say
About the honesty of what is public
For my childhood fear come true
9-11 TV experience
To the shape of planet Earth
Oh boy
Well those are both in quotes
So are those television shows?
I know planet Earth was
But childhood fear come true 9-11 TV experience
That's a good question
That's 24
I have a question for you friend did you hear the
echo when i read that no no that is how great and big it is duh there's just no way there is this
amount of evil considering i am intuitively more about love than hate and aren't most of us really.
So why is popular culture so much about death
and darkness?
Wow.
Oh my God.
Again, 24.
You're turning me around, Joan Baez.
I like you now.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
Yep.
Anyway.
You're 25.
There's no place.
I mean, I agree that nothing makes sense anymore.
There's no place for conspiracy. Shoot,
Flat Earth. No, there sure isn't.
Planet Earth.
I actually
used to tell people when I was a small boy
that the atmosphere must contain
glass. How else must a
space shuttle glow like molten glass?
What? I later learned that this
was not the case.
But that doesn't make it any less true.
Funny how my childhood assumption
could actually make more sense.
Boy, boy, I don't know.
Keep going.
Anyway, you know the rest.
Oh no, you're missing something great
in the next sentence.
And so on
In which sentence?
The very next few sentences
The simplicity of concave earth does not
does make sense
very much and Lord Stephen
Christ showed us why
Much interestingly
I am becoming
more interested in the story
surrounding Jesus Christ Ironically I am becoming more interested in the story surrounding Jesus Christ.
Ironically, I am across you while watching a ball earth debunking video
where this narrator explained aggressively that your understanding of the German language
was insufficient to understand this particular experiment.
And so you must be lying about what you put out right no crazy lying people
don't provide simple explanations like these which seem to beat those walls of texts you get when
researching anything thoroughly concerning space or the atmosphere of earth sure and not your forum post that takes up two screens. So I believe we live in a concave earth,
and I can now see beyond the lie
and observe things that make sense now.
Yes.
Sometimes I really feel as if I am watching
the whole clockwork-like machine do its work
when watching up.
Thanks.
What?
For helping opening my mind.
I hope your message will let other people
stop thinking outside the box
or just a moment
and give it a go again inside the box.
Oh my God.
It's like wordplay with the concave earth thing.
Because concave means box.
Yeah, you're right.
You know what's concave?
Boxes.
My name is Wild Heretic, and I wanted to add to that.
A new poster appears.
The UK have satellite manufacturing facilities in the south of England
and claim to use Central Asia to send up their polar rockets.
A 29-year-old does seem to be awful young
to be one of the 40,000 privileged insiders,
especially since Quack Quack knew about it at 22.
Isn't that right, Quack Quack?
That's right!
Quack Quack?
Also, Quack Quack? That's right! Also, Quack Quack,
please tell us
how the Earth looked from space.
I.e., was the horizon at eye level
and did the ground nadir
to the horizon look like a flat
plane as it does for us mere plebs
at 11 kilometers
in an airplane?
The tall airplane. How did you exit
the space vehicle? Which vehicle?
Did you fall or
float? If float, how?
Et cetera, et cetera.
I love
that somebody can give you this form
and be like, I've been to space.
And they're like, oh, interesting.
Okay, truth teller.
40,000 was
an estimate. I'm not a
high-ranking official.
I do not know specifics
about widespread knowledge.
I graduated from Cambridge
when I was 22 years old
and already had a job with the
agency lined up. I did my
degree in physics and philosophy.
Which agency? agency lined up. I did my degree in physics and philosophy. Which
agency?
The agency.
Iron Man, of course,
has not only been deleted,
but also all of Iron Man's
posts have been scrubbed. However,
intuitive
con... Intuitive...
Con...
Intuitive Concaver.
Intuitive Concaver quoted him,
and so therefore this piece lives.
So, Kumquatsup, you're going to be Intuitive Concaver.
And Ironman just asked,
I asked on YouTube,
I will ask you again for the fourth time.
I'm asking you for the last time, Christ.
If you don't fucking answer my Justin Bieber questions,
then I get pissed off.
Answer my fucking question, Intuitive
Concaver. Alright, here we go.
Tell me about the moon,
how it really looks like, and how
far is it?
Why won't you answer this question?
Rumpf!
Whack isn't compelled far is it? Why won't you answer this question? Rumpf!
Quack isn't compelled to answer your questions,
Iron Man,
or anyone's else, for that
matter. Maybe he just
hasn't had time to respond.
He is already risking
much just by communicating
here. Please
have patience. I have questions of my own, as And there's a bunch more in here that's very nice.
But come close, I've just found a thread called
Madonna September 23rd
2012 concert
and that's
intriguing
so Adam will you take Freddy 69
please and Washington
reveals what is
coming it's on
YouTube if you type it in
it shows the heavens falling sumerian lords
it take cover and buckle up i ain't it ain't going to be pretty m thinking cern magnetically
stops the sun glass sky falls ice then fire 22 books of revelations 22 major arcana cards 21 judgment
22 the world
9 2 3 2
0 1 5
22 equal
spring equinox
the old spring cleaning
aka genocide
I get overpopulation
I get transhumanism
I just wanna know
is there reincarnation?
There's gotta be.
I don't want my last moments to be a terror-filled DMT trip.
So, did she do Ray of Light or not?
Uh.
Like a virgin preparing for
genocide.
My name's Primal Redemption.
Interesting connection between
spring cleaning and the equinox.
Well, they're both in spring.
Dumb dumb.
Dumb dumb.
I should have
said Day of Atonement Yom Kippur gonna make I should have said
Day of Atonement
Yom Kippur gonna make a blood
sacrifice why not all
of mankind that will keep the overlords
happy semicolon
aka Sumerian
alien lizards running the show
alien ant farm
are they our overlords
oh no I don't want to live in a world that has alien ant farm. Are they our overlords?
Oh, no.
I don't want to live in a world that has alien ant farm controlling my every movement.
Couldn't they have found better songwriters then?
Hi, everybody.
I'm Surget333.
Hi, Surget.
I wonder if Barack and the Pope will stop by the show after Francis' visit
to the White House for some Madonna worship
I don't think that laughter is warranted
I don't think you earned that
You give that laughter right back, young man
There, I give it back
Oh, it's the same backwards and forwards.
It's a palindrome laugh.
So, F+, what did we learn from any of this?
What?
Madonna, September 23rd, 2012 concert.
I learned that if your name is Christopher, you are a god.
Yeah.
Does your Christopher first name,
Christopher last name?
It doesn't matter.
You can shorten it,
truncate it to Christ,
and all of a sudden you're God.
That must have been very confusing
for Christopher Hitchens.
That must have been.
I hate myself.
Well, actually.
Do you think,
do you think Christopher Cross
had that sort of like self-guilty?
Or do you have to assume at first?
Are you born with the name Christopher
and then you make that connection?
Or do you have to walk that yourself?
I think if your mom,
a.k.a. Kim Kardashian,
names you Christ or Christopher,
then you become a god.
Wow, there's a lot of gods out there.
Boy, I learned it's very easy to get followers.
You know?
And I can't believe how many people we run into who claim they're gods.
I mean, I can and I can't.
It's just sort of mind-boggling, it's mind boggling that, uh,
so many people can claim their God and so many other people go like,
Oh yeah,
totally.
Well,
this is,
this is,
I mean,
this forum is,
um,
the closest I've ever seen something get to that kids in the hall sketch where Dave Foley is God.
And then he's got the one follower that like in his apartment. Because this movement is pretty shitty.
Like, there's Stephen Christopher,
and he's got all of his stuff,
and then he kind of purges the unbelievers
who show up every once in a while.
And it's not super populated,
although there's definitely still a lot of threads
here.
Yeah.
I just don't know, I don't know, there's so many logical hoops you have to jump through
that I just don't know how you end up here.
Like, this is, this is odd.
My favorite is, I mean, we didn't really get into a lot of these, but there are several forum threads started by, you know, the acolytes of God, Christopher.
Right.
Where they went to other clearly inferior forums to spread the word.
This is acolytes. And so they, you know, they would stop by the sort of the infinite electric Sonic the Hedgehog universe forums and, you know, try to, you know, be like, hey, guys, you know, the concave blurred where, like, did the power of Electric Sonic the Hedgehog win out?
Or did those acolytes feel compelled to switch over to, you know, believing in concave earth?
Right.
It would be interesting to go into one of these sort of, like, nascent conspiracy theory forums and, like, give a nod.
And then you're like, oh, oh yes obviously the con taper totally makes sense
um and then also uh hitler is 5 000 years old and he walks among us today and he built like
like how much of that you could get away with and then how much of that would end up being canon
it'd be like well like you're into my thing. I guess I'll be into yours, buddy.
Well, conspiracy reach around.
Yeah, no, no.
It's a crossover.
The website is always THEFPL.US.
We've got a forum.
It's called Ball Pits.
And I don't know.
Other things.
I mean, pits are concave.
Damn, dog.
Earth pit. Earth pit. Idiots.cave. Damn, dog. Earth pit? Earth pit.
Idiots.win.
Thanks, dog. Bye-bye.
Bye-bye. Bye. I'm so confused.
That was insane.
That was the hardest show running I've ever had.
That was, yeah.
It's just like, fuck, fuck, what do I do now?
It doesn't make any sense.