The F Plus - 295: A Role In The Sack

Episode Date: January 23, 2019

Sex! Sure, it's a thing that people pretend to enjoy, but when it comes down to it, it turns out very few people seem to like the actual physical act. As in all things, it's up to The Internet to... this into a fulfilling experience, and the community over at Blue Moon Roleplaying Forums is really trying their best in this regard. This week, The F Plus can't get a job in Venus City.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's me, Jake the Bisexual. I'm back from the bathroom. Did anyone look at the frog girl's breasts yet? Yeah, but just once. Well, how can you resist? Today you see a game with added reality. You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees. We call it Master and Servant. We call it Master and Servant. Oh, hi there. This is the F Plus Podcast. It's a terrible place.
Starting point is 00:00:40 There's terrible things, but we're going to read them with enthusiasm somehow. In the room tonight we have Achilleselys. Why would I ever want you to carry like a princess, Jan? Baka! Baka, baka, baka! Oh, God. Jesus. Frank West? Derek plays attack 4 plus 12. Taylor plays attack defense 4 plus 12. Ties.
Starting point is 00:01:00 Smut wins ties. Your friend on the internet, his name is Adam Bozarth. For as long as he could remember, it had always been Ozzy's dream to run a monster girl farm out in the countryside. She's been our intern for over two years, and I think it's going real well. This is the intern. The cockies, lactation, toys, using foods. And lemon. Derek plays attack four, plus four 12 holy shit yeah yeah yeah derrick's
Starting point is 00:01:31 my fucking around my god derrick means it that's why he takes 25 pp I just choked on the erotica. Oh god, it was so good. Hey, F+. Hey, Lemon. Hi, Lemon. Hello. Have you all been achieving lately? Achieving? Have you been looking at my gamer store? Because it just keeps going up.
Starting point is 00:02:12 I have. I actually subscribe to your gamer score. I get notifications every hour. It's doing very well. Congratulations, by the way. Thank you. One day I'll get B-Boy 360 Well, you know, I mean, it's good to have aspirations
Starting point is 00:02:29 If nothing else How about the rest of you, achieving? Oh, I have some XP in the oven Should be ready soon Oh dear, do you know who the father is? I No As usual, I don't
Starting point is 00:02:43 Fair enough, I understand Well, there's, I don't. Fair enough. I understand. I understand. Well, there's, I would like to help you gain some more XP. This was a document given to us very recently by a combination of Shell Game and Girlkisser420. So this is a site called Blue Moon Roleplaying. Um, I'll just describe it here, um, taken directly from the source. Um, Blue Moon Roleplaying is a large and active forum dedicated to organizing and facilitating erotic roleplays between people online. Huh? Huh? Huh?
Starting point is 00:03:22 Sure. Yeah. So like Craigslist? Well, like Craigslistlist but with a difference right because you know like like in your regular craigs like craigslist hookups that you're familiar with right you you you you you call the guy over you know you fuck him you murder him you put him under the floorboards but there's not but you don't play dungeons and dragons in the middle of it and that's a problem that blue moon role-playing is going to correct wait i'm supposed to have sex with them after i play dungeons and dragons with them you really should be yes yes yes so
Starting point is 00:03:55 so what's happening here is that uh the uh the patrons of blue moon role-playing uh are um Blue Moon Roleplaying are playing erotic roleplaying games, right? It's very exciting. They're going on campaigns. I have a question. Is the community good? Do you mean lawful good? Chaotic good? I'm not really sure.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I just mean, is the community a good one? Well, you know what? Let's find out. Let's find out. Because we're going to start here in the role play requests. Role play requests is broken into categories by females or males or non-binaries. And Adam, Mighty Woman is here. Can you tell us a little bit about Mighty Woman?
Starting point is 00:04:49 Hi there. I am the divine Mighty Woman, the most popular star on Earth. And it's amazing, super heroine. I have millions of fans around the world that worship me. I have more Instagram followers than all the presidents and all the Hollywood stars and artists combined. Then there are a lot that mock me and make fun of me because of my impossible amazing body. My enormous tits are literally the size of big beach balls. And they're the most talked about thing since, like, ever.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Whoa, that's incredible. Congratulations, Maddy Woman. Thank you. When I got my fake plastic lips, that got pretty close. I wear thin, high-heeled, I don't know, I wear thin, high-heeled boots and a skin-tight, wet-look, shiny spandex catsuit in white. I have long patina-slash-golden-blonde hair, super-sexy blue eyes, and of course,
Starting point is 00:05:50 the big, fake, quote-unquote, duck lips. A super-fit physique, and a perfect orangy tan all over my gorgeous body. It's an orangutan tan. I have toned feminine muscles that flex beautifully at my every movement. A slim waist and amazing hips. I always use a lot of colorful pink and a light blue colored makeup. My butt beats all the Jim Bimbo butts up there.
Starting point is 00:06:20 That's right. That's right. I just walk into the gym. Just boom, boom, boom. Butt beats. I work out six days a week and have a very focused butt and leg routine. I am probably the most beautiful and sexy being in the entire universe, and I can't stop getting turned on immensely by my own amazing body.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Anyway, I'm so ready to take you on, evil villainesses out there. What the fuck do you need me for at this point? Like, you seem like the total package. I'm not really sure what I can bring to the equation. Futa edition.
Starting point is 00:07:02 All of the above. With the following edition. I am a very large feminine blonde bimbo futa edition all of the above with the following edition i am a very large feminine blonde bimbo futa with a beautiful medium-sized cock and a pair of huge orange orange size balls that hang low and always make me super horny oh man me super horny. Oh, man. So your orange-sized balls always make you super horny? Yes. Oh, these are so disproportionate! Paired with my
Starting point is 00:07:33 medium-sized cock. Your medium-sized cock. It's a baby bear cock. Oh, it's about to get dark, by the way. Keep reading. Oh, good. Mighty Woman is ultra masochistic, but would never admit it. Neither does she believe anyone would ever want to hurt such a super sexy blood bombshell
Starting point is 00:07:59 super heroine anyway. So, Adam, you're reading in a stage whisper because you're in a parentheses, but just know that your parentheses actually never ends. At some point you're going to get double parentheses too, so I want to know Oh shit! Oh no! I think it's supposed to I think the parenthetical ends at the end of this
Starting point is 00:08:17 page. Not that I read a little too much. Does it? Or is the rest of this document in a parenthetical? I guess that's a philosophical quandary we can't really answer. Well, anyway, she likes to get kind of slutty. And so Mighty Woman says, Here's an intro that I love to use for any role play.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Okay. I have decided to take the day off today and have turned off my phone. Oh, yeah. After all, I've got to take care of number one from time to time too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, contact me and I'll miss your text message. I'm peeing. You just, the roleplay
Starting point is 00:08:58 is you text me to have sex and I just, I don't respond. I'm so happy to have the entire day to myself. I grab my pink cover smartphone and take a few photos of me pouting my big, thick duck lips to the max. What are you doing with your day off? And doing my classic bimbo face, crossing my eyes and everything. The lights start pouring in.
Starting point is 00:09:22 In the thousands. You know, I don't use Instagram. Is that a thing on Instagram? Are you crossing your eyes? Not on my Instagram. Hey, you know, I don't really use erotic roleplay. Is it a thing in erotic roleplay to just do it alone with no one else? Again, she doesn't need you.
Starting point is 00:09:41 She's the total package. That's auto-erotic roleplay. Again, she doesn't need you. She's the total package. Frank, that's autoerotic role play. Bullet point number two. Oh, good. This gorgeous body could need some rest and pleasure.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Hi, hi. Oh, my. I'm going to take so good care of myself and my amazing body. I'm so sexy. Mmm. I moan as I slowly sway my gorgeous hips from one side to the other, gawking at myself in the mirror and being extremely turned on by my own spectacular body.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I just got into one of my many shiny, skin-tight, spandex, white catsuits. Always a struggle. Oh, that's even better whenandex, white catsuits. Always a struggle. Oh, that's even better when you described it the second time. Always a struggle to get this amazing body in them, even though my suits are so flexible and stretchy. Especially my gigantic balls, super sensitive, low-hanging balls, and my world-renowned beach-ball-sized tits.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Always takes minutes to finally press in there. Tee hee. So this guy's just turned on by spheres in general. Yes. Orange and white spheres. I couldn't put it into words. The joy I'm feeling in this very moment, I light up a nice big joint
Starting point is 00:11:06 and start to puff on it. I'm turned off now. Put on some music and I keep dancing and gawking at myself in the mirror as I get higher. As if I wasn't happy enough or horny enough, the soothing high ramps it up even further. I start humming along to the
Starting point is 00:11:22 song. It's some Nicki Minaj song. So question here. Are we some Nicki Minaj song. So, question here. Are we to assume this person, this author, has never had sex or never had drugs or both? Well, I think we can safely assume both, actually. Does cyber sex count as sex? Does cyber drugs count as drugs?
Starting point is 00:11:46 I love the idea that somebody would have, like, describe what everyone else would say. How did you do your day off? Nothing. As, like, I did the most erotic thing. I took a selfie, put on some clothes, and smoked a joint. Yeah! I looked at myself. Bullet point number
Starting point is 00:12:08 three. Hi, hi, gosh. I'm gonna feel so much pleasure today. I lie down on my bed in my beautiful catsuit and his six-inch white heels. I get another joint. Do you have any other outfits? I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
Starting point is 00:12:25 You're dressing like Rusty Venture these days. I don't know. It feels good on my skin. I get another joint and I get even higher. Oh, yeah. There we go. I get even hornier when I'm high. I'm so high and horny right now.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I could faint. Lol. I start stroking my perfectly toned, shiny legs as I look in the mirror. And I see the absolute sexiest being in the entire universe. Me. I moan out loud at the sight of my amazing catsuit-clad body and my super-tan blonde face in the mirror. My blonde face. I moan again.
Starting point is 00:13:06 She bleaches her face. I pout my giant lips and I keep stroking my legs as I move all my way up to my spectacular catsuit clad balls. Oh gosh. I'm gonna be here all day and all night. I look, quote,
Starting point is 00:13:21 I look deep into my eyes in the mirror and say, quote, I look deep into my eyes in the mirror and say, quote... Is this what metafiction is? Sorry, let me... Quote, I look deep into my eyes in the mirror and say, dash, quote, I love you, mighty woman. In the meantime, you, the evil villainess, sneaks into my mansion. Yeet! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Oh, right, someone else. I watched the second season of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt again. P.S. I prefer to keep all my RP on Discord chat, by the way. Best regards, Mighty Woman. Uh-oh, we've been found. Thanks, Mighty Woman. And then, so looking at this thread here, this is
Starting point is 00:14:14 of course, we got forums, role-playing requests, role-playing requests by non-binaries. Mighty Woman is here. So that's your first post there, Adam. What were the other posts in your thread? I'll have to look at the thread. You're going to have to read this.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Oh. On May 8th. Bump! May 16th. Bump! May 26th. Bump! June 11th. Bump! June 11th.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Bump! Heart. June 24th. Bump! Heart. July 4th, Independence Day. Bump! With two exclamation points, she's doing a bunch of A-B testing to try to figure out what's gonna Work July 12th July
Starting point is 00:15:07 20th July 27th August 6th August 15th August 23rd August 30th September 8th September 17th September 26th October 3rd October 15th she's getting closer
Starting point is 00:15:23 October 15th So yeah getting getting closer. October 22nd. So, yeah, getting all the way to 47. At the time of this recording, 47 posts. Ending in December 28th, 2018, which is pretty close to the day that we're recording. So, you know, one day, I'm sure, Mighty Woman, your villainess will find you. But we're going gonna move on. We're gonna move on to another
Starting point is 00:15:51 roleplay request here. This is in forums, roleplaying requests, system roleplay requests slash interest checks. And, hey, intern, I think it's probably time for you to read something here. So this is an erotic single player campaign, which is great.
Starting point is 00:16:14 5E Dungeons and Dragons. So this is Dungeons and Dragons 5th edition, which obviously matters. It really does, Lemon. I'm a dungeon master with experience in real life and online. Because I cannot find a person willing to run an ERPG for my own characters, I instead offer such services to suitable partners so that I may live vicariously through them. I'm essentially the DM that I want to see in other people, which means everything that I would want is in turn offered to a player character that meets my needs.
Starting point is 00:16:50 You're a changemaker. I normally mill about on F list, but I'm putting this post here to broaden my net. If you are willing to DM a campaign for this underlined character, then I'd love to hear from you.
Starting point is 00:17:06 But really... Oh, and that's a link to F-List. No such character has existed. You gotta be a DC-18 to get out of that net, too. So... But really, I don't ever expect to get what I truly crave. Why would anything good ever happen? So instead, I hope to bring happiness to somebody else.
Starting point is 00:17:31 That person has to be damn good, though. DMing is a lot of hard work, and it's a soul-crushing waste of time if your player doesn't show up to play. Oh, I'm so horny right now. Or it turns out to be boring and uninspired. Sure, I may put a heavy emphasis on smut and fetish
Starting point is 00:17:53 play, but that doesn't mean we can't be elaborate and entertaining with our own erotic prose. Standards! I'm a fan. I'm a fan I'm a fan of dicks big tits
Starting point is 00:18:09 excessive cum harems sex magic and other things check out the profile link above for more Aaron is essentially what I want to see in a player character powerful and then you switch colors again for some reason powerful Aaron is essentially what I want to see in a player character powerful
Starting point is 00:18:25 powerful confident attractive to most people and absolutely the hero of their own story you know after Mighty Woman to hear the phrase attractive to most
Starting point is 00:18:43 people it's like shoot for the stars. You're the most attractive being in the universe. The manager of Orange Julius. Rather than becoming a product of their environment, they make their environment a product of them. Oh wow, that's really actualized. Well done. a product of them. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:19:05 That's really actualized. Well done. More than likely, I will use a modified form of the Forgotten Realms campaign setting for the sake of common familiarity and convenience. This is the biggest red flag so far.
Starting point is 00:19:20 You are free to message me here, but I would prefer to use the F-chat on F-list. I'm sure, yeah. I don't care what sort of shape your F-list profile is in, so long as you're online to talk about the campaign and what you want to see in it. I should note that I have little in the way of patience for bad writing and poor grammar. He said poorly. If it's a chore to read your posts, then I do not wish to
Starting point is 00:19:52 RP with you. And I'll let you know as much as soon as I see evidence of your own mediocrity. Whoa! Wow! Why won't anyone repeat with me?
Starting point is 00:20:08 Only Evanescence understands me. I will only give the best and I will only accept the best. I don't want to come off as arrogant, but I'm tired of wasting time with players who don't match the standards I've set for myself. My name's Tenshi. Good evening, Bowen. I've set for myself. My name's Tenchi.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Good evening, Bowen. I really like your style. Any chance we could talk here on Skype or on Discord instead? I've never used F-List. And if you need me to, I'll need a week to wrap up prior commitments before I can set that up. What's happening?
Starting point is 00:20:44 I'm gonna have to take off work before we like spank it across the internet and stuff just a couple loose ends it's nothing particularly major but certainly some advanced knowledge frazier crane honestly um uh frank what do you have uh other fandoms or the grinch x disney holiday rp inspired by the grinch 2018 oh good oh good what happens oh I'm Felicia Florence. What happens when the Grinch's Christmas tale turns into a Disney fairy tale? One princess invades his universe and accidentally interferes with his story. Will she be able to make his tiny heart grow three sizes?
Starting point is 00:21:43 And in the bedroom, will the sight of his... Heart? In the bedroom, will the sight of his in the bedroom will the sight of his domestic god oh sorry domestic goddess make his cock grow five sizes okay alright as long as you got there you know there's gonna be a joke somewhere in there
Starting point is 00:21:58 about his cock growing five sizes that night you just made it let me explain the joke folks the night he first slept with the woman he loves. Let me explain the joke, folks. This will be a romantic, comedic adventure into the true meaning of beauty being more than skin deep. Two people who were never meant to meet happen upon
Starting point is 00:22:20 one another and change each other for the better. Okay, alright. Okay, we're really not taking on any new literary clients. Thank you, though. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for your time. Oh, that's fine. This is also a screenplay.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Do you know anybody? Except it is a screenplay. The fact that you don't know that literary encompasses that also means you have to go. Oh, there's nothing literary about this. Please get out of the ICM office now. Thank you so much. But it took me so long to break in.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Okay, then you can have a coffee. Oh, that's cool. They have one of the machines where you can like have a coffee. Oh, that's cool. They have one of the machines where you can, like, pick a latte. And that's how Fuck Grinch got made. Writing credit, the guy who wouldn't leave. Keep going. But in the darkness looms a presence that has been growing
Starting point is 00:23:31 since the dawn of Snow White, an evil specter that has been hiding in the darkness and now continues to spread, stealing magic from Disney Princess Fairy Tales. That seeks to eviscerate the happy endings of all fairy tale beings and permanently eradicate all hope of happiness and light
Starting point is 00:23:53 until everyone is devoured by the bloodthirsty jaws of inescapable death okay okay you have you you know the grinch stuff wasn't really working, but the fairy princess stuff and then the inescapable death stuff really, you know, made it cogent. I'm really digging it. What else do you got? I like this guy when he gets his coffee in him. It's testing really well. How can you form this into sort of a cinematic universe? We need to span seven movies with this
Starting point is 00:24:26 but she won't let that happen the princess is a warrior maiden who knows magic she's not overpowered but is able to pick up spells quick enough and i'll uh whoa unultimately love is the ultimate key to locking this creature in suspended animation. Frank, just one question. What's escapable death? Like,
Starting point is 00:24:55 there's like a weight falling. Like a false bottom? Look, all I know is I wouldn't touch this script with a 39 and a half foot pole I clicked Sorry I clicked the link through
Starting point is 00:25:13 To go to this thing And there's one little section Of this fandom's galore Link that came through The Marvelous Miss Maisel I watched the series two times over And I would just love to play Miriam link that came through. The Marvelous Miss Maisel. I watched the series two times over and I would just love to play Miriam. I have a
Starting point is 00:25:30 big thing for Lenny Bruce. What? And would love to chat with him. I know Lenny has a wife, but let's be honest, a relationship between the two divorcees who are as hilarious as these two would be perfect.
Starting point is 00:25:46 They're a match made in heaven. I mean, you know we're all thinking it, you know. I want to see an erotic version of Thank You, Masked Man. Oh, Masked Singer? Thank You, Masked Man. Oh, that one. Okay, so Achilles Heeles. Yes. I have a choice for you. Oh, that one. Okay, so Achilles Heeles. Yes. I have a choice for you.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Oh, good. These are both from the miscellaneous section. Again, we're just looking at some more coffee requests. Would you like to read Cindy's Baby Journey? Or Adventures and Dragon and monster and lust hmm well you know i'm gonna go all in i'm doing cindy's baby journey all right fantastic so uh your name is cindy harrison uh your avatar is somebody being fucked by a fuck machine. So buckle in to your fuck machine.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Right. It's the only way to do it safely. Buckle up. Hi. I'm Cindy Harrison. My location is in your most sexually depraved fantasies. Really? I don't remember seeing you in there, no.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Oh. No. I was in the background. Oh, Cindy. Yeah. You were just one of the background actors in a non-speaking role. Hi all, I'm Cindy Harrison. For those of you who haven't put up with me as an RP partner, not sure why I'm writing this.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Maybe because pregnancy is the most exciting, most exhausting, most beautiful thing that can ever happen to a woman. Well, some of those... Oh, boy. Oh, no. I made a good choice. Well, some of those I haven't yet experienced. I'm an owned submissive, and my mistress is the wonderful Miss Tina. We've been together for over three years and got married last year.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Am I still a newlywed? No. Okay. Nope. You sure? You're not getting on the game show. No, positive. Absolutely positive. Absolutely positive. No way.
Starting point is 00:28:06 All right. Well, anyway, we talked about having a baby, and we, well, she decided that I was to be the one to become pregnant. We went to a well-known fertility clinic, and I was artificially... A well-known fertility clinic. It was right next to the well-known food place. I was artificially inseminated. Next thing I knew, I was pregnant.
Starting point is 00:28:36 OMG, what happened to me? You went to a fertility clinic. Oh. The best possible outcome from that. Well... a fertility clinic. The best possible outcome from that. Well, the hormones. Yeah, baby brain. Miss Tina has toned down our BDSM
Starting point is 00:28:57 sex play. Well, not a whole lot, but she's too worried about hurting our baby, so she doesn't use dildos in my vagina and concentrates on anal play more. Okay. So Miss Tina's familiar with how the female body works, I'm sure, right? As is Cindy. We're both real, live women, and we understand our bodies very well, Lemon.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Yeah, sure. Can't put a dildo when there's a baby in there. You saw me in your sexually depraved fantasies. You know, I do remember you were the one asking all the questions. Still using clamps on my nipples and labia, however. Ouchie. Recently, she surprised me, told me to go to a friend's house for a few hours
Starting point is 00:29:47 but she's not there go she went to Bed Bath & Beyond oh yeah you know what I mean hashtag endorsements this is a promoted tweet
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Starting point is 00:30:21 and labia clips. Don't forget those coupons. Well, you know, she went to Bed Bath & Beyond and a couple other places and set up an entire nursery in the guest room. Complete with a Jenny Lind crib A Jenny Lind crib!
Starting point is 00:30:41 Oh yeah! Dressing table even a rocking chair. She also bought an electric and manual breast pump. Oh, how cute. Oh, yeah. Erotic baby shower RP. Yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Even though she, colon S, semicolon, told me she's looking forward to milking me. OMG, I'm so excited. I felt the baby move today. I'm about two weeks past my first trimester. We're going to be mommies. Yay. And some comments. They're just heart heartwarming these comments
Starting point is 00:31:27 these comments that we're not reading are just heartwarming well it's just great to see an entire community come together you know and uh and here's here's a place where we can yeah what's to say i got a totally real urge for a wasabi and peanut butter sandwich uh and here's a place where we can all come together and that place is venus city urge for a wasabi and peanut butter sandwich. Damn it. And here's a place where we can all come together, and that place is Venus City. That's right. Anyone can join in Venus City.
Starting point is 00:31:53 We're now moving out of the request for role play into the actual role play themselves. We're in forums, role play, open role play, Venus City. Anyone can join. My name is Psychobilly Knight. It's Psychobilly Knight. It's Psychobilly Knight. Yeah, so yeah, Venus City,
Starting point is 00:32:14 hidden in a small island off the coast of California, is Venus City. You know, somewhere in that tiny, tiny little state. A city where sex is the norm. The law of the city states that all citizens... What?
Starting point is 00:32:32 Norm! The law of the city states that all citizens and tourists must either be nude or wear very little clothing. A city where cum can be purchased in vending machines along with breast milk and pussy juice. Wait, you know, for fertility. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fertility and pussy juice. You gotta mix your breast milk
Starting point is 00:32:56 with something. Does it come in like the Voss water bottles? Fred. A city where giving one blowjob or cunnilingus and considered a hello and surprise penetration is
Starting point is 00:33:12 considered a big hug. One more time. A city where giving one a blowjob or cunnilingus and considered a hello and surprise penetration is considered a big hug. There. No, thank you. A city where all the restrooms are unisex and each is fitted with a glory hole
Starting point is 00:33:29 and dildos sold on street vendors on top of the street vendors. Even large-scale orgies are held in public parks and waiters will jack off to cream your coffee. No, thank you. I just can't take the calories really, so. And waitresses will do the same with their breasts.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Ah, yes, Venus City is a sex addict's paradise. A city that allows incest and bestiality. Some odd sex jobs. Strike three, you're out. So... You just kind of threw that one in there. Come on.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Come on. You know, if you leave, your visa's not going to be any good anymore. Think of how low our sales tax is. Milkmaids, they usually work as- Cheap as pussy juice this side of the West Coast. If you can find cheaper pussy juice outside of the city, we will match that price. Well, when you come back, there'll always be a surprise penetration waiting for you. Milkmaids usually work as waitresses in cafes and vendors.
Starting point is 00:34:40 They're usually milfs and or expecting and will lactate into coffees or allow customers to stick on their breasts. There's also milk butlers, which are the same as milkmaids. They're just males. Pleasers is a unisex job in which the pleasers strap themselves on devices for a certain amount of time and let random people fuck them. And of course, there are people who pretty much sell sex for money.
Starting point is 00:35:00 How? Also, they have machines for milk and cum. Why do they need butlers and things? Oh, it's better when it's fresh. Yeah, it's artisan. What fantasies will come true? Okay, so people, there are a couple rules.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Rule number one, as per the rules and regs of the site, no little kids. Rule number two, this is mainly just a smut roleplay with little plot, but feel free to come up with your own stories and such. Meh, meh, meh. Uh, rule number three, what happened to number three? Who knows? That's funny. Rule number four, feel free to do any kink you have. Just make sure the other person's cool with it.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Um, uh, rule, these are not funny at all. I don't like any of these rules. Fuck you. Fuck your these rules, fuck you Fuck your stupid rules You unfunny prick So, but Adam I'd like to hear something from Jake Duvalk He is a citizen of Venus City
Starting point is 00:35:55 And tell me about Jake, won't you? My name's Jake Duvalk Hi Jake You sound sexy I'm a male And I'm a graphics designer And part time milk butler By trade
Starting point is 00:36:13 And I'm bisexual What's a graphics designer? Um Well Based on his Based on his fucking photo It means that he's the guy who makes all the photo bucket pictures. Oh, okay. I make pictures for the photo bucket.
Starting point is 00:36:34 So my personality is shy and hesitant but sweet. When he first came here, he was shy and introverted. When he first came here, he was shy and introverted, but this time as a milk butler helped him open up a bit. Though he does still get a bit flustered when someone tries to make advances on him. How? giving and receiving book cookies, natations, toys, using foods like whipped cream, and phantoms. In my quick bio, I'm a young necko from
Starting point is 00:37:13 Indiana. Oh, good. Oh, good. He got a job offering at a graphics imaging company in Venus City and arrived having no idea about the citizens' traditions, quote-unquote. So you moved to Orgy City for work. Having no idea. Venus City.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Orgy City's down the coast. No one's better at graphics than Orgy City. When he arrived, however, he refused to take his clothes off, feeling self-conscious. But to help him with it, his boss got him a part-time job as a milk butler at a local cafe.
Starting point is 00:37:56 He still is a bit shy, though, but he's grown accustomed to the day-to-day sex crisis of the city. God, I don't know. I'm just feeling a little shy in this place. That's cool. Grab that guy's cock and milk all his cum out of it. Thanks for getting me an extra job, boss.
Starting point is 00:38:14 Sure is nice getting to meet people. Here's an extra tidbit about me. I got a small kitten named Leo. That's it. Oh, that was... Oh, that was so wrong. I loved your Indiana accent. Stinks!
Starting point is 00:38:34 I can't even tell. Oh, man. I want to hear from one more citizen from Venus City. Achilles, will you tell me about Candira? Or, sorry, what Candira posted here. Oh, yes. Hello. I'm Sophia Renard.
Starting point is 00:39:01 I'm 21 years old, and I'm a female. I'm 21 years old and I'm a female my occupation is a milkmaid a part time pleaser and a novice advertising intern what's with these fucking day jobs
Starting point is 00:39:16 look man ever since I started putting all the cum in machines everybody's gotta work a second non-sex job here. It's true, yeah. Cum and pays the bills, but graphics design is my passion. I'm a cum sprinkler and a garbage man. What is a novice intern? That was how you started.
Starting point is 00:39:42 Well, you know how they don't pay the normal interns? They take money from me. My personality is unkind, fun-loving, and very sociable. She is a... What? She is a creative woman that, when she wants to be, hence her current internship and is firmly grounded in
Starting point is 00:40:08 what she does or doesn't want so some other lady is like that I guess my kinks oral both giving and receiving lactation breast play public scenes or in this case private ones. So, okay. So all scenes. The script is flipped in Venus City, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:33 I'm all about scenes. Using foods, dress up, wearing clothes picked by someone else, and more. Appearance is not found. Yay! A quick bio. Sophie worked hard to get to college and discover what she really wanted to do with her life.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Though her job as a milkman has become a bit addicting. She works full-time to keep up payments on everything, And her work as a pleaser gives her extra cash. Extras. Loves cats and is allergic to most real flowers. Okay, wait. Time out. All right. It said that milkmaids are either milfs or lactating.
Starting point is 00:41:17 So is Sophia pregnant? Did she just have a kid? Did she have a kid when she was 20? What is going on? I need answers. It really could be more than one of those things. I'm a pregnant 21-year-old MILF.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Yeah. I mean, the other one's from Indiana. That makes sense. Also, Candira's from Minnesota, Lemon. Oh, okay. Excellent. So we're going to scroll down to another role play it's really good it's really sexy it's it's it's three of the sexiest or you know the sexiest
Starting point is 00:41:50 phrase i can think of in the english language and that that phrase is video game bar hello exactly exactly uh so this is uh this is actual uh superduper sexy roleplay. In this case, we're going to have four characters. So, intern, I would like you to take the starring role of Jake Bisexual. What a fucking hero. God, that's a good wrestling name. Yeah, so, intern, you're going to be Jake Bisexual. Frank, you'll take Utsuho.
Starting point is 00:42:39 I'll go for Mike the Blood Wolf, and Adam, take Zeth, please. All right, so we're all telling a story in a round, seems like, right? Mm-hmm. This is sort of the row, row, row your boat of erotic role play. Got it, got it. So, hi, I'm Jake Bisexual. That is my name. And the story I'm about to begin goes as follows.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Link was on his way back from another long quest and needed to sleep for the night. After roaming the woods for a while, he came across a strange little place that looked like a pub of some sort. He went in and a bartender ran up. Quote, Hello, sir. Welcome.
Starting point is 00:43:20 We just opened. Not too much business. Please sit down. after a while the bar begins to fill with a strange assortment of characters but link is too tired to make sense of it and continues drinking okay take it away it's you oh it's all i got. Continues. Three other girls walk into each taking a seat at the table. They walk into each other? They just thunk. Three girls walk into a bar.
Starting point is 00:43:54 They say, ouch, huh? Yeah, good. One of the three spoke up. So, oh, goddammit. Well. Oh, god! So a schoolgirl, a fairy, and a headless woman walk into a bar. The school, the girl wearing the school uniform spoke up.
Starting point is 00:44:14 You do know I'm not a headless woman, it only flies off. The redhead woman corrected her friend as the bar table came to their table. Don't tell, show. as the bar tamer came to their table. Don't tell, show. Hey, can you bring me and my friends three glasses of mojito? Thank. Three glasses of the same mojito?
Starting point is 00:44:34 One mojito, three glasses. Mojito, thank. The pink-haired woman with fairy wings asked her as her schoolgirl friend also asked for a glass of water. Okay, it's youho, thank you. Yeah, good yes ending. Okay, Jake Bisexual back in the game.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Okay, here it goes. Between all the strange characters, Link couldn't help but notice the fairy. He had seen many before on his travels, but never one quite like this. He walked over to the group's table. Um, excuse me? My name's Mike the Blood Wolf. Silently watching everyone was a female Greninja in only a swimsuit.
Starting point is 00:45:17 In only a swimsuit. While a male Lucario was sitting at the bar watching all the people go by and waiting to see if anyone approach him okay bye just as the bartender brought their drinks q noticed the person that had spoken up to her you need something she took a moment to check out, and he was quite the cutie, even in the Peter Pan getup. You trying hit on us hot girls? Well, I don't mind
Starting point is 00:45:52 at all. Q took a glitz at her table. Having a boner for Legend of Zelda is such a confusing fixation. Yeah, you know, Link, the character known for drinking a lot and hanging out in bars. So sexy! And hitting on girls.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Oh, I love that green child. Yes, give me the green child. Q took a glance at her table and saw her friend left her with Link. What total bitches, bitch, what total bitches leaving all alone?
Starting point is 00:46:25 Do you mind keeping me company? The name Q, by the way. Meanwhile, Ibuki and Sacky Bonkey walking... Hey, Ozuho, do you have a thing? The only thing I have is my appreciation for true culture.
Starting point is 00:46:46 The one true culture you need. Was it really alright to leave Q behind? Oh, come on. Q has the right idea. We should go around and talk to the other people, like... Ibuki scanned the area for a moment. Those two blue bipedal animals over there! Thank you! Those two blue bipedal animals overtake her! Hang on. Now that's a yes, and Ibuki made her way towards the truth, dragging Seki-Banki with her.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Hey, Mike. It's all you, Mike. I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know. David eyes lifted up as he heard the sound of an unwilling soul being dragged to his table while his Greninja partner dropped down next to him so that she could see what all the dragging was about. What? Which one are you thinking about? Zoe asked him with a smirk. We can only wait and see, David told her.
Starting point is 00:47:48 This is really not hot. There's so many characters. Yeah, every character is worth four characters. Can you scroll down a bit here? Frank, can you take that how you going open i would love to take that yeah that how you going open q said kind disappointed that he was being somewhat childish come on grow a pair and say that i'm one fine ass fairy Who-to if you're nasty. I'm not going to slap you for trying to hit on me.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Well, unless you're into that kind of shit. Use darkness on a ghost? I didn't think using darkness would work on something that would most likely be found in the dark. Ibuki started repeatedly
Starting point is 00:48:44 say the word Pokemon, trying to remember why it sounded so familiar. If Cortax was here, she could explain that joke. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon. What does that sound so familiar? Eh. Well, in our world, everything has a type,
Starting point is 00:48:59 and everything has a weakness to a specific type. Zoe, a water-dark type Pokemon, which means she is weak to electric fairy fighting in grass. Is your pussy wet? Oh, yeah. Well, I'm a steel fighting type, which means I have a weakness to fighting fire and ground. Mike told them with a smile. I'm a fighting type, which means I am weak to fighting.
Starting point is 00:49:23 And the ground. fighting type, which means I am weak to fighting. And the ground. Some of the thing that the dog thing said made some sense to Seki-Baki, but most of that she had a hard time wrapping around her head. Anything goes
Starting point is 00:49:42 in this roleplay, guys. I'm trying. The electric grass and fire weak she could get, but the other stuff wasn't clicking with her. Having finished her drink, Sekibanki was about to call for a refill, but Ibuki slid her untouched drink in front of her friend called out to the bartender for a cola. You guys have fairies too why does only a boogie live in a somewhat normal place oh sorry guys jake bisexual here uh hey jake yeah uh uh link blushed a little i guess uh I would never be so rude to a lady.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Even though he felt embarrassed, he did find her and her personality very sexy. I'm going to go use the bathroom. Okay, bye. Bye. You got quiet. You could, I mean, you could go home. You're good.
Starting point is 00:50:48 It's a union show. You'll get your $300. You're fine. Let's scroll down Zeth's first line here because they're going to just basically talk about Pokemon for a while. Well, fine.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Because it's hot. Yeah, just get my needs, I guess. It's fine. Yeah, exactly. Nightshade walked in the bar. So many new faces. He recognized Link. Well, sort of. They both started out on the NES.
Starting point is 00:51:18 But while Legend of Zelda became super popular and spade new series, his game, 19, was just a one-off. He sees a thing is talking to one fine-ass fairy. Holy crap! Is that what
Starting point is 00:51:33 fairies from his game look like now? No wonder he's obsessed with catching them and sticking them in bottles. Gross. Holy glasses, you old pyro! Get away from that dork in green, you fine-ass fairy! He sticks fairies in bottles and Gross. How are you the worst guy? Well, I waited a long time. So should I just, like, put my dick away my dick away yeah let me make it smaller
Starting point is 00:52:09 actually uh uh no skip skip down to your next one there your next one is pretty great seki vanki raised an eyebrow with zoe when she said not wanting to be caught in a watch i didn't really i i don't really being a yokai has anything to being captured in a watch but i guess i wouldn't want that either seki banki said not giving the frog girl's breasts a second chance glance but ibuki on the other hand wow your tits are huge it makes ibuki a little jealous but don't count ibuki out i'll show these puppies can be just as good as any big boobs ibuki said proudly as cupped up her own breasts up that's uh that's that's impressive because i gotta say i would i would not be able to not give the frog girl's breast a second chance.
Starting point is 00:53:05 Yeah. I do not have that amount of willpower. Well, I mean, at what point am I looking at the frog girl's breast, or am I just looking at the frog girl? You know? Hey guys, it's me, Jake the Bisexual. Oh, hi Jake! Did anyone look at the frog girl's breasts yet?
Starting point is 00:53:26 Yeah, but just once. Oh, how could you resist? Okay, bye, Jake! Okay, bye! Jake, I'm kind of busy here. If you could go back. I mean, this was my birthday party, but I'll leave.
Starting point is 00:53:42 And it's a great party, seriously, but we're doing well. It's really great. It's really great. Bye. Really picked up when Frog Girl showed up. Really? Zoe said with a smirk as she cupped her own breasts and said, how about we compare them?
Starting point is 00:54:02 Then Ibuki, you know, the thing that girls do. She said, offer the girl a chance to touch her breasts. Well, no, I was just ragging on Link, and I'm trying to pick you up, to be honest. He and I were both idiots. God damn it! Be quiet! Be quiet! I'm trying to talk to my friend.
Starting point is 00:54:22 The classic no and. But he came a huge success, and I, not so much. I am Nightshade, by the way, explained Nightshade. He was just the best-ass guy you've ever heard, eh, boy, the bookie? And so he cut their breasts and started to compare them. Congratulations! You have momentarily shut this loud mouth up! Nightshade was at a
Starting point is 00:54:47 complete loss for words! This is the worst! This is the worst thing! But like, grammatically he's perfect and it makes me think it's Bowen Marsh in disguise. He's the only one not currently working on it. You see, this is
Starting point is 00:55:03 literature, You plebs Without Waiting a second I don't want to hear about This Pokemon thing anymore We're gonna They're finally gonna compare breasts They're gonna hold boobs
Starting point is 00:55:20 We finally started talking about A sex thing. It's only been four pages. Sexual area. I'm sure Zeth can put a cork in that. So anyway, Nintendo Power!
Starting point is 00:55:38 Hey, comparing breasts, huh? Well, anyways, Nightshade was supposed to have sequels, but it really was just a one-off. I love that it just ends with italicized, Story continues from here, but with more characters and less funny stuff. How could you fucking tell? Thank you, Shell Game. Thank you, Girlkicks420. Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Thank you, Shell Game. Thank you, Girl Kitchen 420. Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. So we've got the last thing we're going to take here is it's called TNT, The Adventures of Monster Girls. Oh, no. Oh, no. I must have.
Starting point is 00:56:18 This is incredibly, incredibly erotic, and we know that it's erotic because a lot of numbers are involved. We can quantify it. And so is Zeth. Oh, no! So that's great. So this is two people. We've got Zeth and Kurosaru.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Adam, you can take Zeth as long as you find another voice for him. Okay. And intern, would you take Kurosaru, please? I would be honored. Oh, great. You said I have to do another voice? That's more text than I want from that voice, frankly.
Starting point is 00:56:58 It is another day in Koshed, the large fantasy city you live in. You have revived an urgent summons from the wizard's guild and are to meet them at the guild hall at once introduce your character please
Starting point is 00:57:15 Kirasaru Kirasyan hopping into his robes as he read the note that had appeared floating in the air before him. The young by eleven years wizard strapped on his basic clothing
Starting point is 00:57:31 checking for his gold before grabbing his pouch and his staff. Checking the mirror, he caught the reflection, a young, lithe, intelligent-looking elf with shaggy black hair hanging over his head, partially obscuring his dark brown eyes.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Giving his head a small shake, shaking away the bed hair, he nodded before swinging the door of the small house he lived in, to rush towards the wizard's guild, eager to find out what he was being summoned for. There was no numbers in that, and I don't like that. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I promise they're coming.
Starting point is 00:58:18 Inside the guild hall, Myria greeted you. She's pictured above, that's her. Thanks, appreciate it. She is an elven wizard and a higher ranking guild member. If she called Kairos, then he knows this
Starting point is 00:58:34 has to be serious. But more importantly, what is she wearing? It is insanely skimpy. And you also notice you are suspicious. Oh god, I just saw the picture! Yeah, I wasn't... Oh, it's great. I guess like normal
Starting point is 00:58:50 anime elf titty ladies are already ridiculous, so if you're trying to make a sexy one for porn, you just... Fall to the wall. I've never seen a one-legged pant. That's the most amazing part of this. Kind of a half-a-legged pant, really.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Yeah. Fair. Okay, so it's one of the... Yeah, okay. So. Kairos, thank you for coming. A villain calling herself Mother of Destruction has corrupted several women with dark magic,
Starting point is 00:59:19 turning them into monster girls. To turn them back, you must beat them in battle and fuck them silly. Only freakishly potent creme from a viral man can do this. But you are... But are you ready to go adventuring
Starting point is 00:59:35 on your own and do this? Asked Myra. No! More text, please! Asked Myra seriously. Ugh. A blinking Kyrus found his eyes glued to her all but exposed breasts, his cock surging and throbbing beneath his robes. No, those are exposed breasts. Gulping slightly, he listened to her command,
Starting point is 00:59:55 his cock growing harder and harder at the idea of fucking slut stupid. Definitely. I'm definitely eager to do that, he said, grinning lustfully, smiling. I can't wait, he exclaimed. Zoinks! As he stared
Starting point is 01:00:16 at her. Is that why you were dressed as such to test me? He teased, considering to cast spirit mastery on her quickly. Clever boy, but sadly, I must first test
Starting point is 01:00:32 you in combat. Seriously, where is your armor? This is not D&D. In Troll World, wizards can and should wear the best armor they can. Be quiet! This is what makes me horny! Just fuck in the glory hole in the middle of that fourth wall.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Skip, skip, skip, skip. Your melee attack is 2d6 plus 9. Yeah! Your opponents are two goblins with 45 MR each so 90 MR total. What do you do? Blah, blah, blah. each, so 90 MR total, what do you do?
Starting point is 01:01:08 Blah blah blah, rolling rolling rolling, um, rolling rolling No, no, no, please don't skip the good part, come on! We read this bullshit, we wanna get the meat here. Rolling, rolling, um, and he did, uh, the other goblin quickly dodges staff encountered, attacked with
Starting point is 01:01:24 its club, knocking down Kairos upside the head. As he passes out, you hear Myra yell, Oh shit! That wasn't supposed to happen! Kairos lost the fight. He gains 8 AP for saving roll, and 1 AP for spending 1 whiz-casting TTYF. Later, he awakens on the floor of the guild with Myria standing over him. It seems I overestimated you, Kairos.
Starting point is 01:01:52 I'm sorry. You would have beaten one goblin easily enough, so I thought two would be just as challenging. I didn't mean to almost kill you. She says if, a a blush and gives a small bow. I see, well, now I see we
Starting point is 01:02:12 you are at. We can send you after a monster girl when ready, replies the elf. I just want to say the part that Adam skipped over here is the really, really sexy part, which is roll 2d6 plus 0
Starting point is 01:02:28 3,5 plus 0. Total 8. 8 plus 48 versus the level 1 saving throw. Lemon, you can't read all of this stuff, or this goes beyond the explicit tag on iTunes. This is Phil. It's so good! 4,5,5,6,6
Starting point is 01:02:44 plus 22 equals 48. Two points of spit damage. 21 for quarterstaff. There's also one point of spite damage. Oh man, I just got through the holidays. I didn't know a lot about that. Yeah, I've got a lot of that.
Starting point is 01:03:04 Groaning, he scratches his head, robbing the sore spot where he got hit. Ow, yeah, I put a lot of focus on the impact of my spells, but I'm still just a mage. Maybe you can come with me. Help me out if I go on the journey. He tees, sitting up and watching her bow to him, his eyes tracing her cleavage.
Starting point is 01:03:26 What can you do to make up for almost killing me? Combat with no stakes. Well, Kairos got greedy. Instead of just coming in her mouth and running off. I'm sorry. Like a normal boy. We skipped a bunch. They fucked.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Okay. Okay, okay. Gotcha, gotcha. Instead of just coming in her mouth and running off, he decided to fuck her tight elven pussy. Sadly, Maya has no panties to pull down and take. Her outfit was literally just some string and a jacket. When Kyra started fucking her, that pose was starting to fade, and she was coming, too. But more importantly, her pussy was the best he ever felt. It was tight and warm and soft, and he seemed to milk his dick eagerly.
Starting point is 01:04:17 Sorry, I'm distracted. Kairos must make a level 3 con save if he fails. Yeah! Oh, yeah! If he fails, he blows his load in her and passes out from sheer pleasure. Is it clear yet
Starting point is 01:04:31 I'm Russian spy infestating an American sex website? We wanted you in here. We thought you really added some flavor to it. Thank you. Okay, I guess roll 2d6 plus 0.
Starting point is 01:04:52 6, 6, plus 0. Total 12. Roll 2d6 plus 0. Colon 3, 3, plus 0. Total colon 6 it's not very much you know I got so excited about the idea of doing this but now that we're doing it it seems wrong
Starting point is 01:05:13 I have to go okay groaning he didn't care if he was greedy he didn't care if she woke up she felt good she felt so fucking good thrust after thrust he slammed into her uh piercing into her pussy over and over like a like a bed bug and all over as he growled and grunted thrusting inside and fucking the busty bimbo elf. Fuck, gonna come soon. Take my cum. Get knocked up. Ah, fuck, I'm gonna come soon.
Starting point is 01:05:52 You got cum. Holy shit. Oh, god. Holy shit. The very last thing here, we're gonna be going in this order. We got Achilles Heelys, then Adam Bozarth, then Frank West, myself, and the intern in rotation, because we have a list of titles.
Starting point is 01:06:17 Yay. That's right. Yeah. That's right. A list of titles. These are actual threads found throughout the Blue Moon role-playing community. Take it away, Achilles. We've got the Communist Diary.
Starting point is 01:06:39 Adelie's Blood Adventure starring Sausage Sama and RPG Girl. 21F. Fantasy strap-on roleplay, D&D style with how to play rules. Updated. Yeah, this is the Wolfpack Experiment is by Mysterious D and Daddy's Little Skank.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Slaves of the Illithid, Morather and KB Mother and daughters fucked up And knocked up BSM relationship Strange love And Tessa the Dom Fuck that No I refuse to
Starting point is 01:07:19 Massive Tits effect Starring Pod 6827 and Firestarter09. The jugs of a witch. Jughead and Sabrina. What?
Starting point is 01:07:35 What? What? Princess Kaylin. Oh, excuse me. You're gonna just cut off the credits? You're the kind of guy who doesn't stay for the fucking credits, huh? I sure am, yeah Princess Kaylin X East Weddings make great
Starting point is 01:07:52 aphrodisiacs by QCX Break From Reality I'm a farmer now? By By Yummy and Don Voltanus. A perfect honeymoon on Mandingo Island. Darkest underscore fate cross X narrated.
Starting point is 01:08:18 Orcs, draenei, and elves. Oh my, Sarah and Proxionix. It's slutty at the top. And two real names I won't read. You're welcome, folks. That's alright. Mine's called Kebab Fest.
Starting point is 01:08:41 I don't care who it's by. Daughter Needs Her Diaper by Night Creep and Bessa the Dom. Losing a stripper, gaining a daughter with Clay Flutter and Cakeball. Wait, how does that math work? I adopted a stripper! Adopted a stripper! Oh my god. Draco Malfoy,
Starting point is 01:09:07 Hermione Granger, and the Cult of Death, Darkest Fate, and Grimdark. Oh my god. Pokemon Table Fuck Adventures! Sindri! Uh, this is
Starting point is 01:09:23 a romantic tsundere cat girl triangle school that has a wiki. I love that anime. Magical Wife Adventures by Amanis and Zeth. Oh, Zeth, I love you, Zeth. What happens when you get an archangel drunk by Crystal and Katsakat? Coming up next, oral celebrities. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:09:58 Uncredited. Next on BBC4. Next on BBC, oral celebrities. Did you what? Oral celebrities. Did you what? Oral celebrities. Shrinkies make the best dentists. King of Yahweh and the chicken bone. Gotta fuck them all.
Starting point is 01:10:24 Pokemon RP by the whiterabbit and myself. That's what it says, myself. I'm not the writer. You wrote it. Intern. What kind of prank is this? You got doxxed. Well, we can pack up the podcast now. Prank's over.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Finally found your Google account. Battle the band, battle the sexes. Grave Matters, a repo role play. To get the girl I like, I got to get her fans Her family I don't think that no I really don't I could rethink that plan I've got to get her family
Starting point is 01:11:13 You gotta get with her friends I need to acquire her family I'm trapped In the cosmic gender bender machine I'm trapped in the Cosmic Gender Bender Machine! And Naruto K-kun is my master by black hand and eee! Eee! Only I'm allowed to snog my sister, a Harry Potter RP rp by kakuri and mary massacre why if the scarlet witch was gay during her middle breakdown fuck you x-men house of pussy
Starting point is 01:11:58 that's so good actually welcome to the X-Men house, pussy! Karate can't save you now. Not true. Welcome back, my love. Now fuck me. The mono version. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a lower file size, but you don't get stereo. I've got The Kitten Hotel by Rhea and Waffles, and this is the heterosexual version. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 01:12:31 Finally. A dark, dark spot! Oh, shit! Oh, my God! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! Sorry. Billy Mays here, and I'm here to tell you about My first born in exchange for a
Starting point is 01:12:48 Not submissive female Second born thrown in free Billy wow Jesus Billy Can she really fuck all that What did we learn from any of this f plus can't they're not even trying to jerk off anymore i guess nobody really i guess yeah it's just jerking off is in your nerd stuff and nerd stuff's in your jerking off like it's just
Starting point is 01:13:18 like they sort of wanted to jerk off but then nerd stuff happened and they just did that instead and they sort of like i feel like maybe a slightly more ordinary person like if they're trying to do a normal thing and then they get distracted and waste time by jerking off and i guess if you're nerdy enough you just flip that yeah oh yeah that does make sense i read i read an article about this for sure for sure and McSweeney's was McSweeney's it was probably McSweeney's yes or the New York Times
Starting point is 01:13:52 which is the McSweeney's of news that's not unfair yeah yeah I yeah Yeah, the... The ability to just want to, like, throw in Nintendo lore in every conversation is... I mean, it's a disease, right? Like, it's clearly...
Starting point is 01:14:20 Yeah. Like, it's clearly a malnourished mind that wants to do really anything we read here. It kind of makes me second guess all my nerdy, nerdy friends. Not just regular nerd friends, but the real hardcore nerdy. Cool people, but so into stuff. Watch Lord of the Rings on repeat every other month. Sure. Yeah, because their name is Zeth on the internet.
Starting point is 01:14:47 All my friends' names are Zeth. And I'm not trying to kink-shame or anything, but I'm like, I bet they'd be into this, and that's weird. But that's the thing! I mean, are you kink-shaming people for just having, like, for fucking up your own kink?
Starting point is 01:15:04 Yeah, I have a time up your own kink. Yeah, have a time-wasting kink. I have a useless words fetish. Really? I can't stop writing useless words. I mean, there's so many threads on this site. Like, I've just been clicking around during this episode. There's so many threads.
Starting point is 01:15:20 And, you know, I mean, unless you're, um, unless you're a mighty woman, like, people respond to all the shit like all these role plays happen and go on for pages and pages and pages like they're they're into it and nothing i clicked on um found itself like a rhythm or pattern or anything like that it was just a whole bunch of people just smashing into each other with their dumb pre-planned text that they probably just do in every single other role play.
Starting point is 01:15:49 It makes you appreciate Bow and Marsh now, doesn't it? It sure does. It sure does. It's like they said at the top, everybody's pretty much polite and nice, but to a fault to where they're not wanting like, wanting to get nasty.
Starting point is 01:16:05 Dude. Thanks, Grandpa. It's like if you went to an orgy and everybody just, like, hung out by, like, a table of appetizers. What is this, a handshake orgy? It reminds me of that other one that we read where they were doing, like,
Starting point is 01:16:23 let's have an erotic roleplay. And immediately all of the people, like, erotic roleplay themselves, like, standing in the corner of the bar, like, next to the pool table. Like, I'm drinking a beer watching other people. Because, like, that's as far as their fantasy goes. Like, I have, like, massive orange balls. Like, I have a four-foot dong, you know, and I'm really more of an observer than a participant.
Starting point is 01:16:49 I'm shy on the internet. And if you're looking for a place that's incredibly sexy, you can go to Ball Pit! It is sexy in ways that I can't even describe because I don't know why. And the T-H-E-F-P-L dot U-S has been redesigned. There's a newly that I can't even describe because I don't know why. And the T-H-E-F-P-L dot U-S
Starting point is 01:17:07 has been redesigned. There's a newly placed logo that you're going to like a whole lot. And there's also merch you can buy, so that's exciting. Anything else? Anything else you want to talk about? No? Join my erotic roleplays on Ball Pit. I'll be making an erotic roleplay thread
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Starting point is 01:17:58 You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? You ready? To be jumped on Come on, let's go What you really need To be jumped on
Starting point is 01:18:09 Come on, let's go It's a dream It's coming to me Just come and tell me so Thank you.

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