The F Plus - 332: Why Don't The Females Understand Bitcoin?

Episode Date: August 24, 2020

Here's a simple concept: All of the material in this episode was sourced by searching BitcoinTalk for the word "female". This week, The F Plus (like women) really is a paths duck.

I'm highly trained in the millionaire arts. The best things in life are free. But you can give them to the birds and bees. I want money. Oh, no. It's the F Plus podcast again? That's terrible things, right? With enthusiasm.

In the room tonight, we have Boots Reingear. Blockchain can help fighting coronavirus. Oh, God. Achilles Elysees. Bitcoin girls, drool, drool, drool. Bitcoin girls, drool, drool, drool. Poor tax. Hey, everyone, buy Ricks.

That's the Pickle Rick Bitcoin that actually exists. Oh, God. Kumquats up! The women are all busy playing Farmville! Your friend on the internet goes by the name Adam Bozarth. Then I beheld a likeness of the Lord as an appearance of fire.

From the appearance of his loins even downward, fire. And lemon. I tried to play some camgirls with Bitcoin, but they didn't want it. Well, no, only cam girls, only cam girls. Give me your money. Just give me money. Hey, F+. Hi, Lemon. Hey. Hey, F+. Hi, Lemon.

Hey. Hey, hey. Are you all interested in the new economy? No, I hate money. We trade stones and songs for our stuff here. Sounds better. All right, all right. How many stones for a handjob?

15. And then you also have to sing like a 10-minute song. Okay. How many handjobs for a song? Five. The conversion rate is extremely high. Well, I'll lend you 15 handjobs, but you have to pay me back an amortized rate of 17. Hang on.

I got to get my card out so that way we can kind of figure out the... Let's go to handjobs.world. Yeah, so this is a document, as I think I've mentioned in a couple of other episodes, one of our document submitters, SecretGagant69 has been on a tear. But then I got

a document that really excited me. It was a first-time submission from somebody by the name of Shame Boy. Oh, no. And Boy is spelled that way. Boy is spelled that way. And this is the summary.

This is the summary provided. Why don't the females like Bitcoin? Or the Ferengi are real and they want to sell you use panties. Here's a little bit of backstory provided. Background. Bitcoin talk.org is the official forum for Bitcoin.

I searched Google for a site colon Bitcoin talk.org female. See efficiency. I like it. I approve. So, everything in this document has been cultivated by that search. The Shame Boy has provided several sections. The first

section here includes the rule of acquisition number 94, females and finances don't mix. Great. Great. Perfect. rule of acquisition number 94 females and finances don't mix great great perfect yeah yeah this is this is one for me so uh bitcointalk.org if you're not familiar i think you can probably guess what it's about it is not a uh unpopular forum uh i can see here at the time of this recording BitcoinTalk.org has received 54 million posts.

Nearly 55 million posts in some amount of other topics. This is a very very very very popular forum in SMS. Why? Why? Because of the new economy, dude.

Have you ever listened to a person talk about Bitcoins? No. You're good. Wait a minute. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You live in the Bay Area. Yeah. You said listen. Okay, okay. He just goes wall-line.

Just walks away after a while. Have you ever observed somebody speaking about Bitcoins? Just shutting down. They just start talking and he's like, okay, bye. Walks away. Good. Yeah, so one of these, so we're going to go to topic number three million and change. to topic number three million and change.

And I think, Adam, if you'll start us off here, your name is Vilefox? Vilefox1025, specifically. Why is male more engaged in BitComb

than female? Why isn't BitComb an actual... I have seen an interesting statistics about the demographic. Nope. But I have seen an interesting

statics about the demographic on Bitcoin users. There is very one that is very intriguing. The pie graph that shows the person engaged in Bitcoin by gender.

The graph shows only 5% on the total are female. Does this show that men are more of a risk taker than women? Yeah, that's what it is. Or that

men are more impulsive than women? Yeah, that's also what it is. What do you think, guys? Because I can't buy shoes with Bitcoin. You could, you could. They just would have to be really cool shoes with penny loafers but, you could. They just would have to be like really cool shoes with like penny

loafers, but like Bitcoin loafers. Wow. Is that the next sticker? That's the next sticker. T-S-T-F-B-L dot U-S slash merch with Bitcoin loafers. But like the giant coins, the ones that are really, really big.

Excuse me, they're called Satoshi loafers. The ones that are really, really big. Excuse me, they're called Satoshi loafers. Good. My name is 1993 Jojiko. Yes. Many men is are risk taker than women.

Always in case of no choice situation, men always take risk just to protect their selves or to protect their loved ones, because most of the women are weak and mostly scared in case

of a big situation, like investing, and in many aspects in life. That scans. That scans. Okay. Mm-hmm. They are mostly scared in case of a big situation.

Like, the situation. Yeah, the last time I saw Situationzilla walking down the street, I hid. I'll admit it. Not a shame. And then, Portex, you are Ahiba... Ahia... Oh, uh... Ahiaba. Yeah, you tell me what your name are Ahiaba. Ahiaba. Oh. Yeah, you tell me what your name is, Portex.

Ahiaba. Ahiaba.john. This is not because men are risk taker, but investing in Bitcoin require an understanding on how it work, and this will lead to research which women would not want to undergo because of its stressful nature. Yeah, women don't do stressful things. Women never do stress. They don't handle it's stressful nature. Yeah women don't do stressful things. Women never do stress. They don't handle it better than men. No no no women stress.

Men can do research easily. To get more funding of what they want. But it is not always easy with women. That is why the percent of women. Participating in cryptocurrency is very low. Wow wow. I like that you've cited all your statistics there. Yep. The women

at the GameStop don't talk to me. That's because they're afraid of money. Yeah, good point, good point. And risk. And risk. I guess that is true. Certainly. Yeah. Hey, I'm Frankie One. It's not about risk.

Women are more interested in what can be done with currency not how it's been made uh so they'd be shopping is that what you mean to say they'd be shopping in so many words for instance in 2012 to 2016 there were tons of merchants selling gadgets and gizmos, but hardly any fashion stuff. What about really fashionable fidget spinners? You guys remember when Obama outlawed clothes? Yeah, that was a wild time. Really weird.

Yeah. You remember when H&M started selling things for Bitcoins very briefly, and then they pulled out, and that caused a scare in the whole industry. So when you stopped wearing clothes and you just made a suit out of Google Glass. Yeah. I want a Flava Flav clock so big that it covers up my business. It counts as both. Wow, that is a big

Flavor Flav look It's like a Fred Flintstone Flavor Flav Like a Flavor Flav sundial Wearing a barrel with the straps It's a giant clock Sort of A giant bubble dance

From cartoons Jeans Barrel with the straps I guess it would be like a sandwich board if we wanted a clock on both sides if I turn my head too fast I fall down yeah well whatever

it's not sexist that women spend more on fashion design and guys spend more on gadgets and hardware it's life I spend money on design so much. You guys do. Load me up with five design, please. Here is your Bitcoin.

Our transaction is concluded. So, women just don't find Bitcoin as needed slash as interesting. Also, it's the population. The majority of people into Bitcoin are technical slash geeks, which is still male dominant. Uh-huh. Yeah, good point, though. Why would it be? I wonder.

Good point. Good point. Yeah, there's no, nobody is in tech that's female. Why would, the women would feel so comfortable in this environment. Yeah. So they get to be around superior people like you. Yeah. Frankie won. Frankie 1. You can't be mad because it's not

sexist. It's reality of real people's lives that can't be argued by showing the 5% that are female as the counter that women are involved as. There are still 95% that are male.

I love all these statistics. It's really good. that women are involved as there are still 95% that are male. God, I love all these statistics. It's really good. Thank you. Thank you. I'm just going to make some charts. Are Bitcoin radioactive? What's going on here?

They're all hulking out. That's why they're typing less. So although there are females that are involved, it's simple lifestyle reasons that males are more involved than females. It's not about sexism or anti-feminism. If I keep saying it, it's not. Is it about sexism or anti-feminism? It might be. No.

No, it's not. No, I said no. It's just a real world situation that Bitcoin doesn't fit females' needs. Oh. We've been franked. All right. Tazai Joshua 05. The normal ability of females that are so doubtful in terms of trusting issues.

Why are they so bad at typing? These people are so internet. They're manly hands. I think Adam's onto something. I think it's like, they've got like six different cell phones for all their Bitcoin wallets and all the wifi signals

finally melted their brain. Listen, it's really hard to make the transition to Dvorak. It's just really hard. Oh yeah. transition to Dvorak. It's just really hard. Oh, yeah. It's Mount Gox or Spellcheck.

You gotta pick one. Anyway, I was talking about in terms of trusting issues. That's the cue, I guess. Women is really a path stuck. Wise or unagree. And a wise man said unto the student, Pathsduck. Wise word. Agreed.

And a wise man said onto the student. Women is really a pathsduck. You know, if it quacks like a pathsduck. Okay. Anyway. Women is really a pathsduck. Pathsduck.

This guy knows what I'm talking about. Okay, I can do this. Women is really a patsy duck. They have their own Are you Benjamin Netanyahu? Okay, alright, I can do this.

Women is really a patsy duck. Do you need the blockchain to figure out what the fuck a patsy duck is? Welcome to the F-Floss. Women is really a pathstuck. As long as you keep interrupting me, I'm going to keep starting over. That is fine by me.

Women is really a pathstuck. They have their own point of views. They don't believe easily, and they may think it's boring because it's all just sitting and doing internet bankings and trades. Some are just not open-minded about Bitcoin works. Listeners, if anyone can tell me what women is really a path stuck means, please, for the love of God, explain. They have their own point of views It's really a path stuck And, uh, Portex

What does Daniela Vagon say? Daniel Vagon I'm a girl! Just right here! You can't see it, but I'm pointing at myself Both hands Right here! With his two thumbs and an end as a girl

Bitcoin, bring me joy! Hello, F+. My name is Shuey. Shuey. I have a question. Female Bitcointers out there? Me. Oh, God.

These people love Bitcoin and they can't spell Bitcoin. Why is that? I thought he was asking about like Bitcoin tell pro. Go tell pro. Yeah, absolutely. I was wondering about the percentage of females using Bitcoin. Come on, girls. Line up and show yourself.

Smiley looking at your area and then come quads up you might be Brendan Ike but you are Ike regardless Hello I'm Ike No But really

My girlfriend still has no but really my girlfriend still has no idea what a bitcoin is what mining is what hashing means what a GPU is she doesn't know anything about me did she not go to school?

I don't understand like simple fundamentals no it's all nerd Did she not go to school? I don't understand. Like, simple fundamentals. No. It's all nerd stuff to her. Okay, she's fake. She equates it to video games. Fair. Girls don't bother with technical bullfuck. That's Bill Bore.

I thought you said girls dot bother, and I was like, oh, that's a new Lemon website. Maybe they are comic characters then, since he censored himself just like in a comic book. Yeah, girls dotbother is AI girls for you to bother instead. Once that Bitcoin buys her something, her

brain will put two and two together. Oh, it's money? Until then. Yeah, that's because girls like presents. Oh, it's money? Until the currency? That's because girls like presents Oh, yeah You get the big bows on the top Let me explain

So, you can exchange You can exchange this for goods or services Can I buy that twit-twit-tot? It doesn't physically exist. It exists in a ledger.

Let me spend the next hour on that. Okay, yeah, we can do this. It's about ethics and games journalism. Oh, nerd stuff. I gotcha. Uh-huh. Until then, Im have affair with machine

uh yeah agreed although affair affair makes it sound like you're cheating on somebody you didn't say what kind of machine he could be sticking his dick in the washing machine we don't know about that my name is no longer shooey

my name is now bimmerhead that's a good name send out your women My name is no longer Shuey. My name is now Bimmerhead. That's a good name. Send out your women! Just curious. Are there any women on this forum? Are female anarcho-capitalist geeks that scarce? So, Shane Boyd points out that this post is from December 9th, 2020, which is extremely early in the history of Bitcoin.

You're right. And that they were already like this. So even the first- Sorry, 2010. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The concept of years is now broken for- Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah The concept of years is now broken for records Yeah, yeah, yeah, welcome to March 200th So, yeah, so then we're going to skip past a bunch of posts that are basically saying tits are GTFO And then, Boots, take Wumpus, please

Yeah You on Wumpus? It doesn't make sense And the numbers one the ratio of men to women was already like this far before this thread was started so

three days after the thread started but whatever so it cannot be the cause okay because I was assuming this thread did it you drove away the women by asking for them no I was actually saying send out your women. Cast them out. So what I hear you saying is it's a pipeline problem.

Number two, discounting a far-reaching concept such as Bitcoin because a few users are jerks to you is pretty nonsensical. I mean, if I suffered from that kind of guilt by association, I wouldn't use dollars or euros anymore. Either tongue... I see what's going on. Women are scared because one or two or twenty or fifty guys harassed her. Shouldn't it be more like if a million men harassed her?

Even then, it shouldn't be. I like that jerks is in quotation marks as though somebody could be such a thing. Yeah. Yeah. Why should harassment stop you from something as amazing as Bitcoin? You're missing out. Yeah.

The gift certificates for the internet. They should market it that way, actually. They should market it that way, actually. Women hang out in a lot of places where disparaging comments are made about them, yet they don't seem to care. Nope. What? That's a very 2010 comment to make. Women hang out in a lot of places where disparaging comments are made. No, that's a 2020 comment to make as well.

Hey, women hang out in a lot of disparaging places. They date jerks, which is just weird because you shouldn't like jerks, women. But then you date them? What? Also, I'm a nice guy. Yeah. It's interesting. You hate society, but yet you live in it.

Shout out to my boss. Checkmate. Hello, I'm Grandaloo Come on guys Why can't you just admit that women are less interested In this kind of stuffs To me it's not sexism It's just realism

Again Facts don't care about your Women have a lower tendency To be interested in pretty much anything It's so true I have a lower tendency to be interested in pretty much anything. It's so true. Last three weeks, I've been just watching Metal Gear, my penis. Guys, we have an expert here.

No, yeah. See, last three weeks, I've just been sitting in the same room, just kind of staring off in two different directions at the same time. No food, no water or anything. Hey, Portex, what are you interested in? Just like nothing. Why am I even here right now actually? It doesn't even make a sense. Yeah, a man told

me to be. A man messaged me and said, you gotta be in this recording. And you know what? We were gonna do the recording last weekend but another man couldn't make it. And I'm like, that's fine. Whatever they wanted to. Hmm.

Well, whether it is art, sport, games, science, whatever, almost all cultural movements have been initiated by men. Because they were interested in it. Women can run society. They just don't got the fucking were interested in it. Women can run society, they just don't got the fucking gumption for it. And then, just closing out this section, the why don't females like Bitcoin section, Adam, there was a couple

other threads that were asked. A couple other thread titles in this section. You want to take those, please? Yes. Stats question. Females in Bitcoin talk? What? Are Bitcoiners primarily male or female?

Male or female? Just has its own topic. One gender enters. Is there any female Bitcoin talker around you? Why are so few women buying into Bitcoin?

Statistics. Jeez, I thought there were more females in the Bitcoin community. This one actually has a pie chart! It has a pie chart. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Pie charts, it reminds him of faking.

This guy's onto something. Oh, look, it's the same statistics. More man, less female man. Oh, no. How do we get them into our money-making idiocy? Mystery Miner says there is no girls on the internet. Well, okay. Good point.

Good point. I've heard that before. So. So that was part one. Why don't the females like Bitcoin? And part two is called, oh, right. That's why. We get some answers now.

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I'm like Dakota, but scarier. Coming to Netflix. All biological women are bisexual. And parentheses, shown by every study done on female sexuality. Wow, every study? No end parentheses. Every one. Every one of them.

Every study. Well, every is capitalized. Maybe like John Every of the Horny Institute of Tits did a study. So, open quote, most women are either bisexual or gay But close quote Never straight open quote A study suggests Most women

So all biological women Got narrowed down to most women Most women So at least 51% Or 50.5 That's what a study suggests I'm talking about studies So at least 51%, right? Or 50, you know, 50.5, 1.00. Oh, God. That's what a study suggests. I'm talking about studies.

Research has found that though lesbians are much more attracted to the female form, right? Most women who say they are straight are in fact aroused by videos of both naked men and naked women. Okay. I got a question. Yeah. When was this posted? Oh, December 25th, of course. Merry Christmas. I'll be down for breakfast later. I'm writing.

From Kinsey to Chivers To Diamond Every sexologist To Showtime I thought Dustin Diamond Oh yeah yeah The sexologist Dustin Diamond Every sexologist studying female sexuality Who has done

I don't think Albert Kinsey was particularly interested In women, who has done viable studies have come to the same conclusion. That all biological women, regardless of sexual orientation, they openly identify as are bisexual. Gotcha? Okay, cool. In all of these studies, these ones that I've referenced, you know how I said these? Since the 1960s. it shows that female sexuality is on a continuum. Yeah, okay. The time-sex continuum.

women are actually turned on to be turned on to be bisexual are actually turned on to be bisexual when shown images and videos of naked women. You can convert them! You just show them porn! It's so easy! Wow!

All love boob. Boob is good. Everyone appreciates boob. Want to see a magic trick? You're no longer straight And that Lesbians Also turned out to be bisexual When shown erotic videos of men

You can convert them too How convenient Wow Some also detail Late blooming lesbians Which is also in quotes Or women Who initially forego sexual attraction

To women growing up But later in life Develop or rather realize Their sexual attraction to other women Even TV show hosts like Oprah Has talked about this What the hell does that have to do with anything? I didn't realize until I was gay

until later. Exactly. All bisexual. The lady that did the lady that introduced the world to Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, and did an entire episode about how your toaster can get a computer virus. Even she found this study. Oh. That's

pretty good. Amazing. And Boots, you're Saddam I'm not reading the first one, I'm reading the second one Alright then About half of females I've asked Say they could be persuaded to at least Kiss other girls And a lot will do stuff with each other

Just for fun or being dared Because it comes naturally to them. Or paid. For fun. I've never actually talked to one. Most men, on the other hand, are sickened by the thought of intimacy with other men.

Women just fucking for fun. No, I'm not into it. I'm just doing it for fun. I got an hour before my ride gets here so I can go to work. Sally, just a way to pass the time. You know, I mean, I like my knitting needles. I don't know where they are. Fuck it.

Being persuaded and dared comes naturally to them. Yeah. What's your quarantine project? I'm just going to fuck a girl for six months. Not gay. Just just kinda poor. Experimenting, yeah. I assumed that's what the Bechdel test was. That's exactly what it is.

It's the final. It's the final of the Bechdel test. Pencils down. It's an open leg test, it's fine Bring a bucket and a mop, it's the Bechdel test Now we've lost Ben Shapiro as a listener Oh dear Sorry Ben

I know you were a big fan Whores in this house I just don't understand you. If you listen to the F Plus podcast, these people here, I always thought that they were really, really funny. But then they said this one thing. They mentioned this WAP song. Now, P stands for P word.

And that P word stands for P word. And that P word. So anyway, liberals always talk like this. They talk like it all the time. Not like me. I talk super, super fast. And that makes people know that I'm really, really, really, really smart. All right.

So next, let's talk about, well, theology. I think let's talk about theology on the Bitcoin forums. Yeah. So, Adam, you got some sort of religious topics that you can bring up here? My name is Elwha. And is God male or female? Oh, boy. Which sex is God male or female? Oh, boy. Which sex is God?

Does he have a penis or a vagina? If he has either and there is only one God, why would he need reproductive organs? Yeah, that would be a weird thing. That would be, yeah. Why would he need reproductive organs? Yeah, that would be a weird thing. That would be, yeah. Why would he need reproductive organs? Could God make a pussy so wet even he couldn't fuck it? Boots, bring me Edgelord, please.

The Edgelord? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fox, please. The edgelord? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Foxpuff, the edgelord. Foxpuff. Oh. Yes. I'm Foxpuff. Mm-hmm.

So that he can masturbate to all the suffering that he's caused? Oh, yeah. Shit. Wow. Oh, yeah. Metal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kidding.

God's not a sexual sadist Wait, citation needed Yeah, you put a superscript Citation needed after that I think that's Our doc editor No, that was his Oh, I did that myself

Why did you do that yourself? Shouldn't Don't you have proof? He's actually an exhibitionist and gets off on flashing his privates to his prophets. See Exodus 33, 23, in which God famously moons, moans. That's my favorite episode. Searching the Bible for is God in your bum. All right, searching the Bible for is God in your bum.

And Ezekiel 127 and 82, in which Ezekiel actually gets a good look at God's genitals and describes them as being made of fire. Just like my mixtape. Though that just raises further questions. These Netflix descriptions are getting weird. I think someone here needs help. And then Achilles let's see, it's Hephaestos?

Hephaestos. Hephaestos. OS. Hi, I'm Hefeistos. Once upon a time, all that is powerful is male, even the angels are male. I can't imagine a power with a vagina. Sucks to be you. But nowadays, nowadays everything is possible.

The females become more and more powerful. Oh, my God. They're leveling up. Oh, no. Fortunately, the God existed well before our time. Otherwise, it would have preferred to be a female than to be on the side of those who can change their sex and compete the women to possess a vagina. Did you just call God a cuck? I don't know

what he said. I'm really not sure. Not sure, just blacked out, possessed a vagina. I think what he's trying to say is since women have it easier these days then God would want to just be, would have wanted to have been a woman

a cisgender woman specifically ahead of time and then something something transphobic bullshit at the end and then Adam popcorn one please oh god

I think what's funny is some say well i don't know what he why not she wink well well he could always like this and that well anyway already you think it's a man before you even thin-kay what you're saying. Why? Because you cannot come to the fact that your god might be a woman and have a dishcloth in her hands. This old witch is just rambling to herself while the kids that she kidnapped are sitting in cages. You think something powerful and strong and a woman could never be that strong, could they? So before your mind...

It's very well established now that Bitcoin people don't know how to do the singular or the plural of women. So before your mind starts to think you automatically think A powerful god and a woman Is not strong by nature Because if you look At most of the post

They say he, not she But he, and that's because In the bible it says god Is in the shape of a man Not women, but a man But now why not a woman? I'm on the hook, Popcorn One. Tell me.

This old witch has got me. Because no one would believe in olden day times that a woman could beat a man up in a fight. So they would never have believed it. Is that how you get to be God? Whoop a man's ass?

Yeah. Yeah. That's how they elect a new God. Apollo, Ra, Shiva, all are gods. Zeus, all man gods. We're female gods too. Yeah. No.

Now you have been brainwashed. I love that he has a list of gods And one of them is God Yeah Heard of him? God also knows Patron god of gods All man gods

Also like you got into Like Greek mythology Yep all male gods Yeah for sure You know that one god in Greek mythology? I'm pretty sure Shiva's always a man. Oh, right. Forever.

Oh, right. Egyptians known for worshipping just one god. You know, the guy that has a... Oh, man, except for his head. That's what the ladies call me, too. He's got a hawk's head. A hawk's head. Now you have been brainwashed that much from birth.

You cannot get it out of your minds that your pretend gods have to be male. Now, if you do not follow the traditional ways of your so-called gods, you're making your own god up! So your two points are god is not real and also god is a woman? I think

the idea is that since all gods are made up, then people were told for generations that they're made of gods were all dudes. Oh, which I mean, as he points out, historically accurate. OK, fair enough. Also kind of getting more and more into a Muppet voice, which I enjoy. I have a gambling guard wink. Yeah. What is my gambling God like?

It is an asshole when I lose. Okay. But when I win, it's the best thing since sliced bread. Now imagine I won every day. Like some Wall Street dudes and robbing politicians who are above the law. They say no one is above the law, but we all know that's bullshit. What about Judge Dredd? What does this have to do with Bitcoin?

He is the law, so he can't be above himself. Ken? I saw that part. No. Oh, yeah, okay. Now imagine I have a flow of free money like banksters, politicians, top Wall Street dudes,

and the likes if they are religious. What will they think? I think if I won every day without fail, I would start to believe in my gambling god and that he was real. Oh, God, it's Tom Bombadil. Yes. Oh!

I made so much money I could make you all believe in my gambling god was real. Well, just in case I upset it, Wink, don't want to lose my gambling God taking my winners every day. What is going on? I don't know why I keep going back to the Oracle. Like, I don't get answers. Jeez. Might even throw some of you off a

building if I have a bad year. Hehehehe. Hehehehe. This thread goes on for 28 pages. building if I have a bad year. This thread goes on for 28 pages. Oh my god. It's Adam Bozarthadil. That's why it was cut from the movie.

Bombadil wouldn't stop talking about this guy. It ruined the reality of the exposition that was established. I'm, my mind is fucked now. Yeah, that gambling god doesn't come back. No. And then, Portax, you have a question and your name is Silly Girl.

I am Silly Girl. I am so fucking silly. Okay, so this is a question that maybe nobody's asked here before, right? But where are the female Bitcoin traders? They're also on Deep Space Nine. They've all disappeared. I've noticed that the Bitcoin community is mainly a men's world. Anyone else notice?

I guess no one else noticed this. Me and my female friends. Female as in the letter. Yeah, we're female. That's what happens when you send a nice electronic message to your women folk buddies. You send them a female. Made out of iron, yeah. Yes, made out of iron.

Oh, nice. I'm a giant who staples women to my person, so no attack can hurt me. I'm a giant who staples women to my person so no attack can hurt me. My female friends are very active in cryptocurrency trading. Do you think that more and more women will participate in the future? So silly. Not good. And then, come Quatsop, your name's Ghost Code?

Ooh! I'm Ghost Code! I'm skilled! Well done to you for getting invoked with Crypto Sorcery! Oh.

You're a magical unibitcorn in a sea of zombie bitard shrews! Oh my god. I are mad. Ladies.

Yeah! Of course! More fembots will form bitcovins and continue to manbitbot bash

all their surgardaddies over crypto! The surgardaddies. I believe it's called, I believe it's pronounced Bit-Coven. A bit-sy oven. Hey.

Lemon, you had a question? Yeah. I'm harsh alone. I posted this pretty recently um what what what does dummy thick mean what one of my friends asked me today what does dummy thick means what does dummy thick means this is something new came into american slangs recently you might confuse this term and understand that dummy thick means a wooden puppet but let me correct you here. It's not, but because you had a curious mind and you wanted to figure out what's the meaning of dummy thick,

you landed on this blog post. Okay. Okay. So this is just, just, just, just to point out this post is from three months ago. And this is the first time this person has seen the word thick spelled with

two C's, but okay. Okay. In order to understand this slang dummy thick means you have to split it into two parts you're ready for my unordered list i'm gonna define it into two succinct parts okay okay okay, wait, what's the second part? Thick. Oh! Yeah, yeah. Okay, but you need to understand the second part first.

The term thick describes a female who has a full figure? She must have a curvy waist and a big bottom. She must have a curvy waist And a big bottom She must have a curvy waist and a big bottom So like a larger clock Right We need more Of the giant flame of flame Because the combination of all three

Things actually makes her Thick Which three things Dummy and thick Curvy waist big bottom Makes her thick. Which three things? Dummy and thick. Curvy waist, big bottom, and... Dummy thick. Dummy, okay. Female.

You could say that a female with a full-figured body and a curvy waist with even bigger bottom than usual could fit perfectly as an example for this word dummy thick. So, let me know if this makes any sense? You know what? After that last post, it makes way more sense.

So, I was searching around and I found a medium post. Would you like to hear a little bit of it? Yes, please. Okay, so this is a medium post. I posted this on Medium. My name is ESLstudy24.

What does dummy thick mean? To understand the meaning of this term, people have to understand the meaning of this term. No, keep going. We don't leave things half finished on this podcast. You started it. You got to keep reading it. I like it. Yeah.

Are there photos? No photos. I'm so sorry. Oh, God. Oh, I love it. Oh, I love it. I love it. Boots.

Boots. Boots. Yeah? Am I taking the next one? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. I'm Gentleman D. Sexbots. Will you be indulging? Got a lot of good things for sale, stranger. Is this about sex? Or is this written to sexbots?

Will I be indulging them or me? Yes. Sexbots will be indulging. I want to know if the sex bots will be indulging. Lots of people seem to be moaning with increasing sensitivity. Intensity. Sorry, increasing intensity about the rise of sex bots. Oh, they're moaning with increasing intensity. The rise of the sex bots.

People are moaning with increasing intensity. Well, what's that? Come quiet? Come quiet? Come quiet. Yeah. Yeah. Come quiet. Can you demonstrate what moaning with increasing intensity sounds like?

Oh, dear. This is dangerous. So bad about sex books Wow I keep hearing that Wow Lots of people are doing that about sex bots. Wow. I keep hearing that. Wow. Lots of people are doing that. A lot of people are doing this. Yeah.

Sentence number two. Some are claiming there will be moral dilemmas and I assume a proper one will need some type of sentence. It's a sex bot. Personally, I can't ever see myself

going for it. If I'm not imagining some bored Foxconn slave testing out the muff I'm slobbering all over. He's an ethicist. He doesn't appreciate sex bots because of the slave labor involved.

It's not nice. Oh, this is the high ground. This is the high ground. I'll be trying to catch you like early text, only adventure games, by throwing out surreal suggestions. So you're going to be

fucking the sex bot and then asking it what rhymes with orange? Right. Even fake women I try to put off as much as possible. Are you already shaving up or will you stick to donkeys and greased holes in the

ground? You can grease the hole before greased holes in the ground. Don't worry, Cox. Wait, you can grease the hole before? Greased holes in the ground? He's using dry ground holes this entire time. Hey, buddy, you've been laying on the beach for quite some time. You okay? I'm okay. I will be.

I'll be here for a while. I'll be here for a while. It's coming in, dude. I don't know if you want more or not. Three, two. Ah! Alright. I waited a day and now I'm back.

Uh-huh. I think there's no shortage of people out there who are utterly sick of having to deal with the opposite sex. But still have the same old urges. The uptick might be shockingly high

when the viable ones arise. Gentleman D, you seem to be sort of convincing yourself. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Having a difficult time. I can't be a misogynist.

I want to fuck women. Don't you understand if I hated women so much why would I wanna stick my dick in them that hole is a woman okay that hole has a woman around it in some capacity I love hole

I love hole come cross up your name is Sugo Senpai. Sugo. Sugoi. Sugoi. Sugoi. Sugoi. I do not agree to the idea of sex bots.

Who brought them here? I didn't agree to this. No. This birthday party is weird. No. For me, it is a unnatural way of having an intercourse. I prefer real people rather than a lifeless material. Just just like sodomites having to have sex with a robot. Yeah, that's what a robot's called a sodomites having to have sex with a robot. What? Yeah, that's what a

robot's called, a sodom. Okay, alright. I didn't know that. Yeah, it's a robot made of salt. So, it must not be considered by people the only reason people want this technology is because they cannot have sex with real life people. These kind of people, for me, is weak-minded and filthy and immoral. Okay. All right.

Yeah. My name is son of north not all of us are six foot five highly trained millionaire surgeon lawyers oh god here we come come on Chad not all of us are does that mean you only like

operate on lawyers or no you're a lawyer only for surgeons oh I'm watching myself No, you're a lawyer only for surgeons. Oh. Mm-hmm. I'm watching myself like a hawk because I'm going to sue myself for malpractice. So the amount of super hot women in the world has absolutely no relevance to our lives. Best I could score, without money that is, is barely acceptable

looking woman. I can barely look at this woman. It's not fair. Not all of us are hot. This fucking woman's not hot, though. Adam, all I do is

I put a pinhole through a piece of paper and I look at it. Do not look directly at the woman. Protect my retinas. All of our wedding photos are me looking at it at a cute angle. Hey, Boots, you're back.

Oh, good. One thing I've slowly learned over time is if you don't ask, you don't get it. What? Is if you don't ask you don't get it What? If you don't ask you don't get And you'd be very surprised Who is receptive to being asked I have wound up with some

Stunning feminoids What? What? What? But despite being fat and hairy And stinking of smoke And stale urine I did use the right voice

It's a Baron Harkonnen Definitely Baron Harkonnen Demonoids love him That's just an genetic trait Don't make fun He's just a guy that smells like his stale urine. It's a disability, okay? I am the least likable for ring.

I play that game, Yo Feminoid. Avoid the Feminoid. I have enough. I don't know Hey guys If your sex pad looked like the Noid Would you still fuck it? Portax 24-7 casino posted

A lot Oh dear You get to choose Which one you want But take the middle one. That's fine, too. Program Feminoid to read middle pair. I'm 24-7 Casino.

Women are live DNA bots now that you can usually buy for 50 to 100 bucks. You find one and you take them out a little wine or booze and they all fuck for 50 to 100 bucks. Or you go to a strip club and they all suck and fuck for 100 there too women are all hoes wow I couldn't agree to fuck for cash

just a matter of price I'm a liar by the way if you got dough look if you got dough and I do I am extremely doughy everyone's told me all my life I am a dough boy if you are doughy if you got dough and i do i am extremely doughy everyone's told me all my life i am a dough boy if you are doughy and you know how to talk to young chicks you can try it yourself say hi wink smile whatever if you have money and social skills you can get laid just give it a try just try it just try it say hi wink smile whatever women love that by the way that's

you get the conversation rolling and then say let's go eat one night you're interesting and it's very easy to get chicks numbers let's go each one night let's go eat one night you're interesting it works every time something wrong with your eye you're just like winking a lot i don't yeah okay bing bing i'm winking at you go to dinner fucking suck 50 to 100 bucks yes yes wink wink sure if you may say well i got a boyfriend and if you do your homework and look for engagement rings and wedding rings you know not to waste your time with chicks with a bs commitment like homework as in looking in their mind no it's it's separately. Just do your homework. Just do your homework.

Oh. You didn't brag about it. I did all my homework. I did all my homework. I will not be late for my English paper. I can stay out all night. So when a chick says she has a boof and yet no ring, you count her. Wait, she doesn't have a boyfriend ring?

She doesn't have a boyfriend ring. Oh, what the heck? She doesn't have a boyfriend ring? She doesn't have a boyfriend ring. Oh, what the heck? You know that big ring that women wear on their foreheads that say boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend across them? That ring we all wear on our heads. The big metal one with the sirens and the lights and everything on them and stuff?

That one. Really? You can't are with? Really? You got a buffalo? I know. Ring. Doesn't he know he has bingo? Okay, here's

my number. Whoa! Holy shit! You just judo flipped her, because you were like, she's like, I have a boyfriend. You're like, you don't have a ring. She's like, you're right. Here's my number. You got me! What, he doesn't want to marry you? Something wrong with you? I thought you had to, like,

play bingo with her. Yeah, I was about to say, what if this was happening at an actual bingo place? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this guy's like, he's eating chicks at bingo. He doesn't know what he has. Oh, bingo! Here's my number. And then he adds, ha-ha.

Ha-ha, indeed. You can qualify chicks with one thing, a ring! What? You can qualify chicks? You can qualify chicks with one thing. A ring! What? You can qualify chicks... You can qualify them with a ring. You can qualify them with a ring. Women love it when you know what words mean and can use them in a sentence that makes sense. Yep. Also, now hot young chicks walking around at menial jobs serving coffee at Star Space Bucks, not even capitalized, or waiting on you

at the line at a super space market. Market's the best. Or a waitress or a barmaid. A barmaid? A buxom barmaid, I would hope. A buxom barmaid works in medieval times. Or even a... Just wearing a dirndl.

Or even a stripper. What's up, St. Pauly girl? More white claw barmaid. He's a dude wearing a viking hat. All these chicks have the same thing in common. Service industry jobs? They're young and broke.

99% of them. All of them have that in common. 99%. None of them have any Bitcoin. How do they survive? Think about it. A few may have a family with a little doe that is teaching them to work.

Teach the female to work? To his daughter, he's a fool. See, it's funny because they have jobs and they're trying to make money, but ideally you should, like, financially corner them and have a notion. No, you have your own point. Casino 24-7.

Yeah. You put an 18-23 year old gorgeous chick in the real world at a manial job, which is all people can do at that age without an education, and guess what? Guys like me me total scumbags who nobody likes and smells bad and are just complete creepsters that no one should ever talk to losers losers with ugly java poker websites it's it's so much more tasteful to fuck a sex doll than be you yeah yeah i think what's nice about this is like this guy's

gonna get murdered by the vegas mob and there's not gonna be a true crime podcast about it this was kyle fuck kyle no no no like i'm actually picturing this guy as like the you know there's a lot of one dimensional villains out there but I think this guy is like Wiz Pig from Diddy Kong Racing he probably looks like him too that's something you non-nerds can go google right now

and guess what guys like me can swoop in on my rocket because I'm Wiz Pig now and smile and flash a pocket full and flash a pocket full of benjamins and point to an exotic car just a picture of one on my phone perhaps or perhaps a calendar from 1987 car yeah and say let's go out one night let's go out one night we can do that and then you see how cheap pussy is 50 to 100 bucks if you go to. 500 or more if you go to a nice place. Yeah, a literal dump.

Take him to the dump. Oh, so that's how it works. So you have to factor in. So you said 50 to 100 dollars if you go to a dump. 500 or more if you go to a nice place. So don't go to a nice place because that makes the pussy cost more, right? Hey, hey, hey, hey, Lemon. Yeah, what's up?

Let's go out one night. Sure, yes. No, wait, no. I'm sorry.'s up? Let's go out one night. Uh, sure, yes. No, wait, no, I'm sorry. I have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend. You came up very quickly. You didn't listen to this guy at all. Look in your pockets for Benjamins. Looks like somebody didn't do his fucking homework.

It's all my photos of Ben Shapiro. I got Ben 10, I got Ben fucking homework. It's all my photos of Ben Shapiro. I got Ben 10. I got Ben Shapiro. It's John Benjamin. Ben Johnson. 500 or more if you go to a nice place. And all these chicks want to do is get fucked up and get laid. That's true.

Yep. Mm-hmm. Okay. Ha-ha. Ha-ha. You live in a sexual world where these chicks are brainwashed and to think that they should be gangbanging and fucking lots of guys by 21 or they're missing life. Yeah, that's that thing women are always told us to fuck a lot and that really-

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. So go fuck a robot. Yay. I'll keep fucking living DNA bots, aka women. And once they hit 23, as in they hit me 23 times, their pussy stinks so bad from fucking too many cocks that

they're not even worth banging. And then I have another obnoxious rant that's just misspelled and stuff. Yeah, I've got another rant that's just all over the place, and I'm a fucking weird idiot. And the end of that rant goes, now you want to try to entice this dog? Wait, what the?

Okay. He's a dog. He's a dog. He's a dog. With that dog meat trap? Okay, let's go. What? Who let it out?

But you B-word, I'll tell you now, it's just a pussy to me and I fuck pussy just like you fuck dick. Good point. Good, good, good. I fuck pussy just like you fuck dick is a great lyric, though. Yeah, that's actually pretty good. It's true. I fuck pussy like you fuck my dick. Yeah.

So now we're going to move into the Captains of Industry section. Rule of Acquisition number 9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit And My name is Vika Not safe for work Why are you? Well

Here's a question Here's a question Used female panties Oh no Wait, what's a question. Here's a question. Used female panties? Oh, no. Wait, what's the question? Used female panties? What are the prices for such items in Europe and in the USA? Just go to an Etsy shop and get them.

Yeah. So then I waited for, let's see here, four days. I waited for four days. You have nothing to say about the topic question? Use panties prices for panty sniffers. Just checking for marketplace for worn underwear from authentic, real amateurs with a fake check system. 100% safe and anonymous.

I don't know what you're talking about, Untie Me. Could you shine this light in my face? Two days later. Oh, God. Okay. In this thread, I'm asking about market, prices, heck, here is no sale offer of used panties! Just a research about this business.

Business? The visibility of this site on some big and fat search engine is so perfect that you cannot imagine it. How dare you? A mega name. Mega name. Imaginate. How dare you? Imaginate. Other thing that here are concentrated much people

interested on fapping? Just check page views here. And then Achilles, you have a question for me. What the fucking fuck? Who would buy some smelly used panties? Consumers!

Yay! Capitalism! Chick and Nate. The system works. Consumers! All right. That's the hand of Adam Smith down your panties somebody on the internet buying used panties

well I never you have sullied the bitcoin talk forum sir that's the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the internet uh Adam my name is PBC and uh announcement hey bitcoin the currency Adam? My name is PBC. Great. And announcement.

PayPigCoin, the currency serving female supremacy, is coming. In what sense? PayPigCoin! PayPigCoin, yay! Tell me more. It's going to be available only in only in 50 or 100 dollar bills pay bitcoin launching femdom united

launches a currency to promote female supremacy our mission inventing a currency adapted to the total domination of women over men a currency that increases total domination of women over men. A currency that increases the power of women.

PayPig. Oh no, get out of here. They're going to be very upset with me. PayPigCoin is the tool to make the world a better place thanks to powerful women. PayPigAtCoin is a revolutionary currency to change the world. So that was the mission.

Here's the goal of PayPigCoin. Okay. PayPig Atcoin promises to finance an investment fund. Buff. Okay. The fund is financed by the purchase and use of PigPigCoin. Operation and development of the fund. The creation and circulation of PayPigAtCoin will increase the capital of the fund.

And in return, the owners of PayPig at Coin will receive a share of quarterly earnings blah blah blah blah blah for who what? quote insults me that I pay you quote money slavering is that how cryptocurrency is supposed to work?

yeah you pay in insults yeah yeah okay what do you think the chain in blockchain is? This trend goes up and pay pig at coin is the currency of this modern community. Voluntary submission to a dominant is an art of living a way of life. With money slavering, the man becomes a financial slave to a mistress. Money mistress. Do feel fulfilled.

Lots of things. Let's see. There's some rewards. Maximum minimum purchase price, $50. Sure. Great, great, great, great. See, he told you. Maximum $ price, $50. Sure. Great. Great. Great.

Great. Maximum $100. Uh, so I told you, um, that, uh, our, our submitter here, uh, shame boy, um, uh, found, found the content for this document, uh, by searching, uh, bitcoin.org, bitcoin talk.org, uh, for the, for.org for the word female. Once Shane Boy was done with that, he did another search, BitcoinTalk.org

Harry Potter. Oh! Oh no. So, come Quatsa. Oh no. The very last thing in this document, if you'll take that, please.

Hi, I'm Dwayne Broker. Oh! Oh, no. Oh! Oh, in memory of the chosen one and his heroic school. Oh! Oh, here are my...

Here are my specs. My name is... My name? My name is Harry Oh, here are my specs. My name is... My name? My name is Harry Snodder Token. Hell yeah. My total supply is 100. My symbol is wizard. And my type...

I don't know what any of this means. No. Each Harry Snodder Token is reff... reff... referred to as a wizard. Wizard tokens. Mini Miniarium token service. My name is Timeteller.

I have a question for you. Your actual name is Domain Broker, if you haven't figured it out. Your name is Domain Broker because you're really good at buying domains, except for the one that you were advertising here that you let elapse um anyway uh it's a very small amount huh as compared to the sprouting new coins with billions of supply so there will be no copyright issue as you're using the image of harry potter from the movie yeah yeah yeah yeah we we feel as though because it has such a limited supply, it is price can only really go upwards, at least for the two sperm nuts.

Yeah, from zero. I have a lot of opinions about string theory. So in that sense, it is limited supply is actually an advantage. And yes, there is no copyright issue. You see, the logo was created and drawn by a member of our team.

Gotcha. That is how that works. Totally how that works. And then, Portax, you're Coke a lot? I'm Cock a lot-a-lot. I'm Cock-a-lat. Mm-hmm. I am one of Harry Potter fans. This is a great project, I think.

I really like this. Be beware from Voldemort. Oh, wow. A vatican dab for a bunch of smiley faces. Fucking... I hate you, J.K. Rowling. Oh, a vatican daff for a bunch of smiley faces. Fucking, I hate you, J.K. Rowling. Oh, no. F plus, what did we learn from any of this? I learned what moaning was intense.

That was a good thing to learn. There are no women in Bitcoin. No, we've seen. There are definitely no women in this document. We've seen charts. We've seen charts. Well, silly girl, silly girl. Don't forget about her. Okay. Silly girl.

That's a good point. She's a woman. I think the women is really a tough stuff. There's a women. Yeah. Why were they so bad at writing? Why? Why?

Well, because they're risk takers. Because they're men. It's like most suckers are idiots. Yeah. So. It seems like the thing that they read is email spam that they fall for. Like, not all suckers are idiots. But most are. So, most of the people are's yeah that's how you keep it yeah okay you keep it grinding uh it uh fuck i like like this uh the community the community

as as uh exhibited in this document is exactly what i expected like this this is exactly what i was expecting was happening in the bitcoin talk forum yeah yeah i i learned nothing new yeah yeah it's just um i guess we'll never know why women don't bitcoin it seems like a fun thing it seems like a fun thing to do it's so fun though i don't know we got. We got a lot of reasons, because they're not interested in things. Sure, yeah. They're low threshold for their enthusiasm. Yeah, yeah. It's nerd stuff, which they hate.

Yeah, like I've never met a woman who was into nerd stuff. Yeah. It's too much like video games. They don't exist. They literally don't exist. If I find one, I kill them personally. I've never met or lived with a woman who loves video games.

I find it like the other thing that I like I think actually the thing that I like even more than Bitcoin is all of the altcoins because their scam is always the same. It's like, it's new. Ground floor.

It's Bitcoin, but I'm on top of the pyramid. Right. Well, no, it's Bitcoin, but I've made a chart of the female orgasm. Oh. Send that over to me, won't you? Yeah. And if you're looking to unlock the mysteries of the female orgasm you can do that

at ball pit yep yep oh no wait wait no shit we did learn one thing what's that you can grease the hole in the ground yeah yeah yeah

bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass You can grease the hole in the ground Yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to With some wet-ass P-word Bring a bucket and a mop For this wet-ass P-word Give me everything you've got For this wet-ass P-word Beat it up and catch a charge Extra large and extra hard Put this P-word right in your face

Wipe your nose like a credit card Pop on top if I want her fried I do a kegel while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This keyword is wet, I'm taking a dodge It continues along these lines Bitcoin burning joy Tolkien like Pathstuck

Tolkien like Pathstuck Pathstuck am girl Hello everybody Hello, hello F-Post Hello Hello, everybody. Hello. Hello, F-Poss. Hello. Edit point. Hold on. Let me just tweet this out. Hey, Boots, can you tell us what women is again?

Women is really a path to... I need art of this. I need art of this. I need art. Okay. Okay.