The F Plus - 345: Thisepisodeis Verycrazy
Episode Date: February 7, 2021Crucially, this episode is not about the television show Supernanny. It is about the Supernanny Fanon Wiki, a website with over 10,000 pages devoted to alternate universe fanfiction wherein it's ...the near-future, but the only cultural touchstone worth documenting is what happened in these fictional episodes of the television show Supernanny and its spinoffs. This week, The F Plus will see you at The Creepy Zoo.
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I learned that there's another discipline technique called the extra-long episode of the F-Plus Technique.
That's not a punishment, that's a reward.
Hello and welcome to the F-Plus.
A very strict place where terrible things are read with enthusiasm.
And in the room tonight we have Frank West.
The only discipline technique is to
send any abusive people down the
abuser chute.
Achilles Heelys.
What are you Totoro dorks gonna do about it now?
I'm free!
Jimmy Franks.
Your mama's so old she knew Burger King
when he was a prince.
Your friend on the internet goes by the name of Adam Bozarth.
I sentence this monster to 21 weeks in prison. Case dismissed.
Oh hey, it's K-Thor Jensen from the internet.
She also creates an anti-abuse boat ride in her backyard.
And lemon, but I forgot what I was going to read.
Let's get to the episode.
Hey, F Plus.
Hey, Lemon.
Hey.
Hey, how's it going?
How do you all feel about discipline?
Hmm.
No. Hey, how's it going? How do you all feel about discipline? Should I stop the recording and maybe we take this to a private room?
I like it when other people listen.
I feel uncomfortable with the way you guys feel about discipline.
I want to show you a document that we got submitted to us fairly recently.
This was a document given to us by a one Ms. Saturn, our first ever document here from Ms. Saturn.
And what this document is not about is the television show Supernanny.
Let me explain what I mean. There is a television show called Supernanny,
which, as I understand it, was a British import,
sort of like a reality show.
You know, oh, I can't control my kids,
and then, like, a nanny shows up, and then...
Controls.
Controls them.
Controls them with British strictness.
Then that got imported into America,
and that is not what this episode is about.
This episode
is about the
fan community that has sprouted
up around the Supernanny, who
have created their entire fan
universe.
So, let me start off here, and I'm just gonna
just explain. Supernanny is a reality
television show about assisting families
who are having trouble parenting their children.
Ran in the UK from 2004 to 2008.
A US version began airing in
2005 and spin-offs continue running
as of 2020.
In real life, you can expect children behaving poorly
and the host recommending reinforcement
techniques such as the naughty chair.
But separately from
that, the Supernanny fan- in wiki has been running since 2011
wherein mainly the same six or seven people write fan episodes of super nanny
this includes fan created families nannies show scripts and brand new types of punishment for
these fictional children and parents.
Okay, so we're going to go to the wiki homepage here.
And I think, I think, I think, Kthor,
if you'll go to the homepage and skip down to the extra terms and conditions, please. 11,000 pages? Fuck.
I hadn't looked at that number. That's a big number.
11,000 pages.
This is full of British strictness, which is my
second favorite Judas Priest album.
British strictness!
Extra terms and conditions.
Strict policy.
One. You cannot cheat
to receive badges, such as adding
irrelevant categories to pages,
making disruptive edits, or adding
unneeded images.
Two, it's okay to swear.
Fuck yeah!
The uncensored swearing ban was
repealed in July 2018.
What was the uncensored swearing ban?
If you pause a moment,
I'll explain it to you.
It was always okay to swear.
But before that, you needed to at least censor it like,
F, star, star, star.
But not so anymore.
It's not swearing.
However.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Please do not use homophobic or racist language because the fandom staff do not permit it.
That will need to be censored like
N
star star star star star.
Who would do it that way?
Thank you.
Unfortunately, the word they're censoring
there is nanny.
Three.
It's okay if you make an episode with abusive techniques,
but it must be a selfish nanny slash selfish manny special.
Selfish manny?
Selfish manny.
Right.
I've never been called a selfish manny before.
Do you like it?
Do you like it?
Five.
Only the admins decide when a particular user is blocked or banned.
You are not banned if you are blocked for 24 hours.
You are banned if you are blocked for, like, forever.
Oh, okay.
That is banning.
I really feel like we're, like, on the upslope on this big old roller coaster,
and I feel like I'm ready to drop.
Hey,
six, you cannot
boss around.
But you're bossing me around.
Seven, you cannot
complain about edit conflicting
and blame other people.
It is never anyone's fault.
It is never anyone's fault.
That doesn't sound very nanny-ish.
It is never.
When we write the new American Constitution, Article 1, it is never anyone's fault.
It is never anyone's fault.
Eight.
If you're an admin and you're blocking someone, please provide a valid reason.
Okay.
Shouldn't have to put that on the homepage, but got it.
Now we're getting into the strict intellectual property rules.
Sixteen. but got it. Now we're getting into the strict intellectual property rules. 16.
You cannot make revisited episodes involving fan-made families you did not create,
unless if you ask the original creator of that family's permission first.
Whoa, okay.
So each...
Well, this is actually pretty elegant,
because that means that each artist controls their own art.
I like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's not... It's anti-Wiki by its own nature, but yeah, great.
I think it's more a system of parallel worlds.
Listen, I don't want to alarm anyone,
but I think that we've already violated their TOS here.
Number 12, you cannot mock an admin.
Oh, shit.
Pack it up, boys.
Episode's over.
See you next week.
That's Article 2 of the new American Constitution.
Would you actually skip down to number 20?
Number 20.
Badly made OCs are not acceptable.
And backing up to number 19.
Number 19, don't joke about pages too much.
The admins are going to think you're not funny and your jokes are dumb.
Oh, man.
I can't believe we're allowed on this website.
Number 30, no looking at this website.
I think rule 27 is actually really valuable and good for everybody.
And I think article 3 of the new American constitution,
you cannot complain about people from different families sharing the same first name.
It is perfectly normal for people to have the same name.
Agreed.
to have the same name.
Agreed.
That one definitely feels like it's just directed at Kevin over there.
There's a full story
behind that rule.
Okay, so
that's a little bit of an
introduction to the
community. It seems very nice and welcoming
and great, and I can see why there's 11,130 pages as of this recording.
But we're going to meet some of these nannies.
Adam, will you start us off with Gloria Robinson, please?
Gloria Robinson is a 23-year-old nanny born in Manhattan, New York,
in February 22, 2009.
New York in February 22nd
2009
she appears in every episode after
the Sevick family and
Joe Frost's retirement
she will be a hostage
in the Theory 6
in World 17
being kidnapped
by the Cagliari family
twins
in the second season of
So You Think You Are the Best Nanny
and was runner-up.
Sometimes she teams up with fellow super nanny
Kendra Lawson to help families.
She has black hair and wears a blue nanny outfit.
And she also wears casual clothes.
So I think World 17 is the one where
Spider-Man has extra arms, I think.
Yeah.
Robinson announced on Twitter that her episode will be the Jaya family
before she had a Sergi break.
A Sergi a little break.
She had a Sergi a little break.
She had a Sergi a little break. She had a Sergi a little break. She had a Sergi a little break from nannying until the next season being replaced by
So You Think You Are the Best Nanny Season 3 champion, Ola Smith.
She reappeared again in the Love Family Season 26.
In the Neelaman Family episode, Gloria Robinson and her husband adopted all 20 children.
Whoa.
I don't think that's legal.
Yeah.
There's no way you can adopt 20 children simultaneously.
You get a discount.
Oh, okay.
It's like a Costco situation.
Well, when the family signs the release form, there's a clause in there that says that if the
nanny wants, they can just take all your kids.
In the biz, we call that the
full release form.
I'm going to adopt Sheila
and then et al, I guess.
She sounds great. I'm assuming she has a terrific
like a distinct
sort of personality, doesn't she?
Oh, yes.
Under the heading personality, she is a childcare worker and nanny.
Great.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Would you like to hear a quote?
Oh, God, I guess so.
I guess so.
This is her one quote.
This is one of her famous quotes from being on Super Nanny.
I am sorry.
I tried my best I could.
All my years as a child care worker has gone down the drain.
Forgive me.
You can call me Sonic.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
As far as catchphrases go, it's
no kiss my grits, but
I can see it catching on. That was the only time she ever spoke.
Ah, milk me.
That sounds great. Next one down here
in the dock. Heelys,
can you tell me about Ola Smith?
Yeah, sure.
Hello.
Hello.
Ola Serafin Smith is a 25 year old nanny born in.
Wow.
That English accent lasted for like six words.
Yeah.
25 year old nanny born in Gidnia, Poland and living in.
Oh, it's a Polish accent.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
This is my Polish accent.
Living in Liverpool, UK.
Oh, she first appeared in the episode
Korba Gnaskowicz.
Sorry.
Korban,
Grystala family.
Replacing Gloria Robinson temporarily.
She was unpopular with 4% of fans and she had to give birth to a baby boy named Connor.
That's what happens.
She has punishment.
She was unpopular with 4% more of fans,
but came back for Length Woman of...
I'm sorry, she came back for an episode?
I'm assuming a very canonical
episode, a very well-titled
episode.
I don't know if I can.
That's a Toast of London surname.
She came back for
Length Woman
Family Revisited Anyway. Sheila Length Woman. name length woman family revisited anyway Sheila length woman she she wears a yellow nanny outfit
and casual clothes she has black hair and blue eyes that's great you know I uh I liked the uh
length woman family revisited episode that was pretty good. But if you'll click on the link there for the Corbanagralstalala family,
just tell me a little bit about that episode.
It's in season 25.
It's the first season 25 episode of Super Nanny.
So you think you're the best Aunt Nanny season three champion,
Ola Smith, born in Poland, replaces Gloria Robinson,
who has stepped down due to surgery.
Oh, I thought it was Sergi until the next season.
Little Sergi. She has
gone to Mexico to help the Corbin
Nuggets Cristales.
Um,
Abnig...
Abnig copyright nigo!
Wow, Abnig copyright
nigo!
As I was saying, he is 29.
That is what you were saying.
You were just saying that, yep.
Oh, man.
He's 29 and Abila is 30 and they have five children.
Regalio, 15, and Georgina, 13, are well-behaved,
but the youngest three aren't.
Estefani, 10, makes fun of others downtown.
Ed Gardo, 8, spits and swears.
Ivelisse refuses to stay in bed and stays up all hours and screams and throws tantrums.
Will Ola show who's the boss?
Oh, man. Oh, that sounds great.
Were there any were there
any discipline techniques demonstrated
in this episode there was the naughty
tough it for Estefani and the naughty
grid for Edgardo and give evil ease can
you escape the naughty grid other
techniques the mountain climbing reward
chart and stay in bed
stay in bed got a rough kid put him in the grid
uh i think i want uh i think i want to hear about one more uh jimmy franks i'm gonna give
you a choice here because this is a document with a lot of pages so uh yeah uh there's one
more nanny i want to hear about and one more nanny I want to hear about.
And is that nanny I want to hear about next?
Is that Cooper Bates?
You've got actually three choices.
Okay.
So Cooper Bates is one of them.
And really probably maybe was going to be picked.
I think of these options, you're probably going to go for Cooper Bates.
But, you know, that said, I'll give these other options
just in case one of them seems
more compelling.
There's Elizabeth Savage
Forever.
Savage is a nickname.
Go on. And then there's
Wabiwai's
Unyubikuku.
Is this the 1984 Royal Rumble lineup?
I can't.
This thing is so insane.
I'm going to have to go with door number three.
Okay.
Wabi-Wai is un yubikuku.
It's a short summary. But Wabi-Wise has been in a couple episodes.
Okay.
Yeah, Wabi-Wise, Un-you-be-coo-coo.
Oh, my gosh.
Wabi-Wise, Un-you-be-coo-coo is the nanny who is increasingly violent.
Okay, so this is Royal Rumble, then.
Yeah, it is.
And that's pretty much it.
She has black hair, blue eyes, black lipstick, black nail polish, and black nanny clothes,
and has been in a bunch of episodes.
That's all.
All right, so let's go through some of these families.
We've met a few of the nannies.
We need to meet some of the families that the nannies get sort of paired with here.
Frank West.
Frank West.
One of those families, of course, that we all remember is the Hart family.
Can you tell me about the Hart family, please?
I would love to. More wrestling!
It's spelled differently, though.
The Hart
family is a fan in
season 28 episode of Supernanny.
Gloria visits Oakview,
California to meet the Hart family.
Garrett, age 39, and Lee's age
37, have two children.
Nora, age 17, and Gabrielle, age 7.
Gabrielle is well-behaved, but his big sister is the worst-behaved true straw that broke the camel's back.
If you thought, and I know you guys are big fans, so you'll get this.
If you thought the Amok Runners from the Kodansa family, Raymano family, Biro family, Bunny family, and Kirouchi family were bad.
Oh, I did? I think
that. Well, you might, but
Nora is the cruelest,
most violent, and worst behaved child
Gloria has ever meet.
Sounds like you could use
some, uh,
wubizi?
She just
sort of hangs in the background
as a constant threat to the other nannies.
Nora is extremely cruel to animals
and can even kill them.
Well, I mean, every child can kill animals.
You don't see me bragging about it.
Smashes a countless number of items with pure rage.
Takes over ten kinds of drugs.
Oh, ten kinds?
Are there ten kinds of drugs?
Bad drugs.
Let's see, there's pot, there's weed, there's cigarettes.
I think that's it.
I don't even know the rest.
Fat drugs, skinny drugs, even drugs for chicken pox.
any drugs, even drugs for chicken pox.
Says the most dirtiest, roughest,
and most inappropriate sentences anyone could ever say.
Whoa.
So she's on this podcast.
And has been expelled from all high schools in Oakville alone.
She also throws very scarily and extremely violent epic tantrums like two-year-olds and behaves extremely unacceptably at public.
She acted like a hurricane twice.
What?
Twice?
She went...
She tore the roof off my fucking ass, man.
not to mention that she even has a criminal record and is dating her 28 year old boyfriend in which garrett and elisa forbid due to a large age difference can gloria put a stop to norah's
behavior will nor only add more damage to the family's relationship oh man man man oh man um uh well okay so yeah i want to teach you a little
bit more about nora but first um tell me about some of the things that are featured in this
episode the episode marks an issue oh yes i see the episode marks an issue of the naughty swivel
lose what you like chart get what you hate chart, point chart, jumbo screen
smoothie for Nora, see
me, hear me technique,
thought box, upgrade chart
for Gabrielle,
drug disposal, vandal
disposal, and family time.
Family time. Excellent.
The F+, get what you
hate. Vandal disposal
was first issued in the Brerow family.
It means all vandalism is disposed of.
So I wanted to learn a little bit more about Nora.
She seems like quite the rapscallion.
And I found the story of the Hart family Christmas.
This is an episode that took place in the year 2035.
Adam, I would love you to be Nora, please.
Kthar, if you'll take Eliza, and then
Jimmy Franks, you're Gabriel.
Okay.
Oh, and I'll be...
Oh, I'll be Garrett.
Kids, we have a surprise for you.
Come downstairs and look.
Santa Claus sent his very special little
helper to keep an eye on you both this holiday
season. An elf on the shelf to make sure you stay on the nice list, including you, Nora.
An elf on the shelf to spread Christmas joy this holiday season.
How exciting.
Oh.
Damn. Dear. How exciting! Damn!
Well, what would you like to name her?
Loser!
Elfie!
Then Elfie it is!
Quote, oh come on, Elfie is such a babyish name!
Oh, come on.
Elfie is such a babyish name.
Nora, why am I in quotes all of a sudden?
I know.
It's written as a script and now I'm in quotes.
Anyway, Nora, Elfie sounds much nicer than loser.
We're supposed to be keeping the holiday spirit alive?
Who gives a crap about holiday
spirit, Mr. Cata?
Oh!
Miller, are you on one of your
tens of drugs again?
You do not talk back
to your dad that way.
We all do care about the holiday
spirit, just like
you used to when you were little.
Remember?
Oh, Garrett presents an Elf on the Shelf adoption certificate.
This Elf on the Shelf adoption certificate hereby decrees that Elfie is now part of our family tradition.
Oh, joy to the world.
So as you can see, Nora...
My daughter, Paisano!
As you can see, Nora's really divisive.
I mean, Nora gets a lot more divisive, honestly, but...
I mean, this is just the script.
What you're not seeing is that she's beating the shit out of everybody.
Yeah, Adam, do you want to just take one specific quote?
Fuck Santa!
He must fucking die in Afghanistan during a fucking war!
Damn, damn, damn!
Damn you, Santa! damn you santa go fucking die in a fucking bombing massacre in iraq you horse banging skank What's this, K-Thor?
This is one more little Nora piece.
It's pretty wonderful.
Oh, yes.
I saw this picture at the top.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, just let's take this one.
This one's called Nora Breaks Gabriel's Spine, Femur, pelvis, tibia, and fibula.
I wonder what happens.
I don't think there's a Nicole.
Frank, if you'll take the call, please.
Nora Hart broke several of her little brother Gabriel's bones.
Gabriel was injured so bad that he was forced to spend at least a couple of days in the hospital. It's bones. Gabrielle was so injured, so, was injured so bad that he was forced to spend
at least a couple of days
in the hospital.
Oh, it's me.
I'm reading a Superman comic book
in my room.
Time for your,
time for your fucking murder,
you fucking shitty motherfucker.
No rules.
Oh, is it time?
Oh, am I still Gabriel? Yeah, sorry, you're still Gabriel.
Mom, Dad, help!
This was the point where Nora did the unthinkable.
Nora attacks Gabriel so hard that it breaks his spine, femur, pelvis, humerus, tibia, and fibula with a sledgehammer.
Wait, wait, wait.
Now, as I said, Nora is currently breaking his spine, femur, pelvis, humerus, tibia, and fibula with a sledgehammer.
And what does that sound like, Jimmy Franks?
Ow!
Nora, you hurt me!
Mom!
Dad!
Too fucking bad!
You fucking deserved it!
Now you must fucking die, you motherfucking little shithead!
Nora moves his body into the closet
and duct tapes his mouth, then
drives to the shopping mall with some older
kids to celebrate.
Holy shit.
She is a bad egg.
And she did not like that elf on the shelf
either.
She's one of the greatest heels in WWE
history.
You know, it's the
subtlety that really makes it work.
So I clicked...
Yes?
So that was in a category
on the wiki called Attempted Murder
Transcripts.
I would like to read... Which is admittedly a disappointingly So that was in a category on the wiki called attempted murder transcripts.
Which is admittedly a disappointingly small category, but some titles.
No, I break scabial spine, femur, pelvis, humerus, tibia, and fibula.
Tilbury chops Toshio in half by the top of the waist.
That's the plot of Walk Hard but okay every kid needs to
there's another kid that
somebody else got some
other children got their tibia, fibula
femur, humerus and pelvis
broken too
by somebody called Every Kid Needs To
and Rico
accidentally knocks over Giuseppe's favorite
theme
well what goes on there?
Oh my god
Okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Uh, shit
Take it, K-Thor
So this episode
It's about the Playgirl Game Saxo Beat family.
Oh, no.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Mr. Saxo Beat down here.
The Playgirl Game Saxo Beat fam-
Mm-hmm.
Just you wait.
The Playgirl Game Saxo Beat family
is a fan of season 25 episode of Super Nanny.
Ola visits Corona, California to visit the family.
Edward Saxobeat, 42, and
Only Females Can
Play Girl Games, 40.
Oh my god.
Wait a minute! Only Females Can
Play Girl Games? Her name used to
be Florence Saxobeat, but she changed
her name.
I've been crying for the last, like, five minutes
now.
Oh my god. I'm gonna skip a lot of their
families, but I'm gonna go over just
a little bit of it. Only
Females Canned has lots of abusive discipline
methods, over 20 of them.
Three and a half years ago, John, three months, died
of shaken baby syndrome.
John cried and tried to get only females' cans of tension
while she was playing a very inappropriate game on the iPad
and watching a highly inappropriate movie for children.
I'm shaking a baby over here!
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh.
Any discipline techniques used there? Yes, oh. Any discipline techniques used there?
Yes, there were multiple discipline techniques used,
including the double naughty swivel for Robbie and Richard,
the naughty toughet for Samantha,
and the reflection room for Kylie.
Hey, this is a fandom user.
And what's the name of the inappropriate game?
Anyone know? And what's the name of the inappropriate game? Anyone?
No?
Okay.
No, nobody knows.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
I want to tell you about the Zhang Trotters family.
The Zhang Trotters family is an episode from season 24.
Gloria travels to Vancouver,
Canada to meet a Chinese-Canadian
family, Bao Zai,
age 25, and Harry, age 29.
Harry's a very stubborn father
who tortures his wife's children and has
three children from a previous marriage.
George, age 12, adopted from France,
and identical twins Mia
and Josie, age 6.
There are so many people.
While Bao Zai is concerned and caring, she has two children, previous marriage, fraternal twins Mai and Zhao, age 5.
While George, Mia, and Zhao are well-behaved kids, Josie is far from it.
She wishes Harry dead and calls him every name in the book.
Bao Zai, Mei, and Zhao are from Beijing, China, and do not speak English.
name in the book. Bao Zai, Mei,
and Zhao are from Beijing, China, and do not speak English. Harry's form of discipline
is hot sauce, cold showers,
soap in the mouth, and spankings.
And he thinks, TV
is for over 18!
And toys are for babies!
Those are his words, not mine.
Oh, phew.
Uh, that's all.
God.
What's happening
why does that keep coming up by the way
we're going to the
we're going to the super
the super nanny fan and wiki
that's what's happening
I can't believe this is like the most confusing
episode I've been on in like five years
yeah yeah yeah
I'm just losing my mind it's okay Confusing episode I've been on in like five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, no, I'm just losing my mind.
It's okay.
We're good. Great, great, great.
No, no, no, no.
You're going to get back.
Because, you know, we've talked a little bit about these families.
But we need to, you know, sort of like center ourselves more in the characters.
The characters are really what make this community.
And one of those characters
goes by the name of Haley Langbrek.
Haley,
if you'll please take Haley Langbrek.
It's H-A-L-E-Y.
Yeah, got it.
There it is.
Haley Langbrek,
born July 16,
1999,
is the daughter of Sergei and
Alicia Lambrecht.
She's also sister of Bryce,
Sherman, Teddy,
Master B, Layton,
Manu,
Leanne, Kristen,
Mary, and Marley.
What is with these fucking Mormon
families? What is going on?
They need discipline
Okay, okay
So that's the biography
What's the section that goes directly after the biography?
Birthday parties
So first birthday
Was ABC theme party
Second birthday, dinosaurs theme party
Third birthday, who cares?
Fourth birthday, I don't see
Theme party, fifth birthday Who cares? Sixth birthday, who cares? Fourth birthday, I don't see theme party.
Fifth birthday, who cares? Sixth birthday,
who cares? Seventh birthday,
Pokemon theme party
with special guests Ash Ketchum and Pikachu.
Wow.
Eighth birthday with a Spongebob
theme birthday party. Bring them in,
boys! Ninth birthday,
sleepover. Tenth birthday,
Gossip Girl theme party. Eleventh birthday, Victorious theme party. Twelfth birthday sleepover. Tenth birthday gossip girl theme party.
Eleventh birthday victorious theme party.
Twelve birthday, that was a private spy party.
And thirteenth birthday was a makeover party.
Fourteenth birthday glee theme party.
Fifteenth birthday pool party.
That late, huh?
Sixteenth birthday, went to a ski lodge for birthday.
Seventeenth birthday, I guess we don't care. What when is her birthday?
That's when they killed a drifter on their seventeenth birthday. Redacted launch for her birthday. 17th birthday, I guess we don't care. What win is her birthday? That's when they killed a drifter
on their 17th birthday.
Redacted. Redacted, yeah.
18th birthday went to Hollywood for her
birthday.
She has pale skin, long brown hair
tied in French braid and hazel eyes. She wears
pink shirt, black tutu,
pink leggings, and black Mary Janes.
That's an interesting palette.
Let me tell you about a list of movies.
Haley cried out.
Certainly not me.
Certainly not me.
This fan and writer,
not you.
Uh,
Pokemon heroes seen where Latios dies,
uh,
bridge to Tara Bithia.
Leslie Burke dies.
Spoilers.
Just like all of Pokemon.
The first movie,
um,
the opening credits to the lights up.
My Girl, Death of Thomas, Jay Sennett, and Funeral Scene.
Pokemon Forever, scene where Celebi dies.
And Steel Magnolias, scene where Shelby dies.
The saddest movies are Steel Magnolias and every Pokemon movie.
Not Detective Pikachu, though.
That one's uplifting.
No, no.
Okay, great.
Fantastic.
Let's learn a little bit about...
Yeah, I think I'd like to learn about Josephine Rodkins.
Jimmy Franks.
I want you to actually go to the page for this
one because then you get to see a drawing of josephine rodkins it's very um
oh wow yeah telling that is uh some fine ms paint art so tell me. Yeah. Tell me about Josephine, please. Yes. Josephine, Josephine Marisol Rodkins, born May 1st, 2025, is the daughter of Christopher and Annabelle and the sister of Alexander, Courtney and Thomas.
She starred in. Wait. OK. She starred in I Married a Queen at age eight.
She is also a Christian at age 10. To help her improve her
behavior, Annabelle and Christopher tried
teen camp, behavior modification
camp, military school,
boot camp, therapeutic boarding
school, and residential treatment center.
Military school
and boot camp.
Okay.
She has long brown hair, blue eyes and light skin
She has purple eye shadow and a red lipstick
She wears a green camisole, turquoise jeans
And black Converse sneakers
She also got braces
She got braces
Alright tell me about her personality
Yeah yeah yeah
She's a teenager who loves to cause mischief, smoking drugs
And ruining holidays
I just wish there were more holidays on the calendar.
She had a bunch of birthdays.
I can tell you that.
She has a bunch of birthdays?
Wait, wait, wait.
I want you to tell me about her first, second, third, and fourth birthday.
Yes.
First birthday.
Themed birthday party.
Second birthday.
Themed birthday party.
Third birthday. Themed birthday party. Want to guess birthday party. Third birthday themed
birthday party.
Want to guess what her fourth birthday was?
Fourth birthday themed
birthday party. Themed birthday party.
And then what's her
fifth birthday? Fifth birthday. Didn't
have one.
No theme.
Frank West
Frank West what list
did you just find on this wiki
people who got cold for Christmas
there's like
at a glance
about 150 entries
of people who got cold for Christmas
I want to
actually go back Jimmy Franks I want to actually go back
Jimmy Franks I want to go back to Joseph
such a rich nuanced character
yeah yeah she's been in the film
I Married a Queen and the TV show
Family Life for which
she either is Emmy or won an Emmy
no she has
she will
she will win
she will win an Emmy Award in
2032 for the TV show
Family Life
does she have any quotes?
oh man
so many memorable quotes
like that
time when she said
to the students full name
time for your fucking torture
bitch full name time for your fucking torture bitch oh who could forget who could forget i think it was
the christmas episode uh if you don't get tortured students full name i hope you die in a north
korean war that's good that's good but this one, this next one I really think solidifies her character.
Oh man, who could forget, get, threat word, bye, rapist criminal's name.
My personal favorite though was, I fucking hate Uncle Grandpa.
Wait, but before that was another good quote, though.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I fucking forced you to watch a show everyone hates.
Jimmy Franks, can you tell me the drugs that she's done?
I also want to know that, yep.
I would be happy to.
List of drugs she used.
One, crystal meth.
Two, marijuana.
Three, heroin.
Four, weed.
Hold on.
Interesting order.
Five, crack rocks.
A lot of people say marijuana is the gateway drug to heroin. What they don't talk
about is how heroin is the gateway drug to weed.
And how marijuana gets
you back to weed.
Weed. You know, her nickname
was stoner,
weed smoker, and
weed girl.
So that
stood out more than the crack.
But you did twice as much weed.
God, that girl who smokes crack all the time is such a stoner.
All right.
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
I'm getting so lost in.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So there's a pretty long piece here.
I'm just going to breeze through this
because this is Rachel the Yo-Kai Spirit.
He's Raicharu.
Oh, okay.
Raicharu, the Yo-Kai Spirit,
exists as a sort of like ghost form
and then also is a gas powered flying nine tailed fox.
Anyway.
As you do.
Right.
Right.
So.
So, yeah.
So her.
So her.
She glows blue and she flies extremely fast.
She she can glow red and everything explodes around the radius except for allies.
She can take the form of a grayed black nine-tailed fox with white tail whips and is non-transparent.
It is used by her to go into Lake Hoo-Ha.
She can still speak.
Her feet, which are covered in blue fire hotter than 9,000 degrees Fahrenheit, burn everything it touches.
To stop this, she levitates instead.
And then she's got another form,
which is stronger than that.
You know, because obviously she's sort of limited.
But anyway, so she's got some attacks.
For example, one of her attacks is attract.
She'll wink romantically at the target with sheer
beauty. It only works on males.
Then she attacks the distracted object.
She uses Giuseppe
Tordaro so she can distract
Stacy so she can attack her.
There's the Ace of
Spades flare, which has a bunch of Japanese
characters. It fires heat-seeking
sun-resembling fireballs, and she yells,
Sayonara.
Good.
I got to tell you about her political views, though, because those are relevant.
Ra's al-Ru refuses to vote for any political party because most of them have poor reputations.
She has a strong dislike of most of the populations in Northern Ireland where she lives in real life.
She has a strong dislike of most of the populations in Northern Ireland where she lives in real life.
If she ever lived in the United States, she would refuse to vote.
So she lives in Northern Ireland and she refuses to vote.
But if she ever lived in the United States, she would refuse to vote.
She got a couple quotes.
They're pretty good. For example, if I am never put to rest, I will kill you all and your bleeping descendants.
I will make you sorry.
Sayonara.
Then there was that time when she was yelling at Luigi Todaro and she said,
you don't have a cyst in your reproductive system and you're a boy.
I want to watch this show so bad.
It seems like such a quotable show
I'm a little upset that more pages
I'm upset that more pages in this wiki
Don't have attack sections
Yeah
I'm upset more pages on more wikis
Don't have attack sections
There was this back and forth
That she had with Princess Starlight
Actually, you know what, Frank
if you'll take Princess Starlight here
in this bit of dialogue
Are you a ghost?
Yes, I am
That's it, I don't know what else
Empty quote
There's an empty quote and an empty quote
and then there's
empty action.
So I guess we just sit there
and stare at each other for
three hours.
I can't believe you told me that.
Okay.
What hour are we in?
Okay.
Alright.
Actually, was there anything, K-Thar? Okay, okay, okay. What hour are we in? Okay. All right. All right.
Actually, was there anything, K-Thor?
Did you find anything there in Karen Karen?
Could we say a quick something about Raichirou?
Her creator posted some comments on the profile.
Would you like to know her creator's username on this wiki?
Yes, please.
It's JapanLover86.
It doesn't come through.
Oh. JapanLover86. It doesn't come through!
Would we like to talk about Karen Karen?
Karen Karen.
This is a brief one.
I think she's a recent character plucked from the headlines.
Karen Karen,
originally Catherine,
is the ex-wife of Stephen
and the mother of Richard, Gabby, and Ken.
Appearance.
Karen has short blonde hair and is usually seen wearing sunglasses.
Without sunglasses, she has red eyes.
She wears shirts of Yoko Ono and her albums
and wears blue pants and red sneakers.
And this is illustrated with an MS Paint drawing
of a woman with a photograph of Yoko Ono
placed in the middle of her torso.
It's fantastic. And there's a section, Relationship with Yoko Ono placed in the middle of her torso. It's fantastic.
And there's a section,
Relationship with Yoko Ono.
Karen has been obsessed with Yoko Ono
since she was 13.
When she first listened to the album
Unfinished Music No. 2, Life with the Lions,
she described her first listening to the album
as an indescribable beauty.
That's true, that's true.
When you listen to Yoko Ono for the first time, you go more of that, please.
Awesome.
Okay.
So we've learned a bunch about some of these characters, but I think we need to learn something about the punishments.
Can we do that, please?
Yeah.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Please.
Boy, there's so many different punishment
devices. There's 112
different punishment devices
in this category of discipline techniques.
I don't know where to start.
112 nannies of Sodom.
I don't...
I don't know exactly
where to start, but Jimmy Franks,
I guess I'd like to start out with the naughty pit.
Oh, yeah.
Do that, please.
Absolutely.
Do you want the naughty pit or the super naughty pit?
I want the naughty pit, please.
Okay.
All right.
The naughty pit was first issued in the Biru family.
The child goes inside a clean trash can-shaped piece of furniture.
They need to stay there for a dependable amount of time based on their age, then apologize for the unacceptable behavior.
It's necessary for the child to be hugged and
or kissed by the parent.
Also, 10 beanbags are in the naughty pit.
After the child
leaves and or the naughty pit gets
moved, two extra beanbags
are set. Excuse me, I'd like to talk about
the super naughty pit.
It is like the regular naughty pit, but this time
it's bigger and 20
beanbags go inside the pit you think that's fucking good frank let me tell you the fucking
naughty toilet this is issued by the recel family a child goes to the bathroom toilet
and stays there for a dependable amount of time. That sounds good.
That sounds good. Adam, what's the naughty swivel?
That's called my
fucking work break.
All of these sound very pleasurable
to me. I would love to be in a pit
with a bunch of beanbags. That's wonderful.
That's like a squeeze
machine. They're not beanbag chairs.
They're beanbags like you shoot out of a shotgun
at protesters.
That sounds less wonderful.
I want to tell you guys about the new
dance craze that's sweeping the nation.
Move over the twist. It's time for the
naughty swivel.
Come on, baby!
A child sits on
a swivel chair for a dependable
amount of time.
This technique is recommended for high school students.
Therefore, the age range is 14 to 19.
What?
Even though a 14-year-old was disciplined there once,
this technique can also be called the stationary chair.
I'd like to talk about the very naughty swivel. It is like the naughty swivel. It is sometimes referred to as the
super naughty swivel.
Yay!
Uh-oh.
I preferred super naughty swivel 64.
I didn't think it made the leap into 3D
very well. K-Thor, take the next
one down because I suspect somebody
on this wiki
might have an axe to grind.
Yoko Ono's torture chamber
is an abusive technique used by Karen
in the Karen family.
The technique.
When a child is misbehaving,
Karen takes them straight into a white room
with nothing in it.
She locks the door
and then proceeds to blast songs from Yoko Ono,
preferably ones where Ono is screaming.
The time the child will spend in the room
ranges from ten minutes to one hour.
Wow, this is like a Waco sort of situation right now.
Well, do you see the note that...
Who prepared the doc?
It was Ms. Saturn.
Ms. Saturn says this sort of punishment might be genuinely banned by the Geneva Convention.
The U.S. did this and had to be told not to in real life.
Yeah, but anyway, I want to tell you about the abuser chute.
It's a disciplinary technique.
It's a large chute that can be used to give abusive people a taste of their own medicine. Here's how it works.
Elizabeth has to see if anyone
shows abusiveness. The moment she
does see abusive behavior, she is instantly
she instantly lured or drag
them into the attic and then throws
them down the chute to the basement turned
torture chamber.
It is there that they meet the rogue
bots that discipline the abusers
in the most brutal way.
I.e. spankings, smashing window panes on their heads, force-feeding theme foods that they hate.
Like fairly odd parents, Broccoli.
It is used against abusive people long enough they will instill fear of the disciplinary technique.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It is used against abusive people long enough they will instill fear of the disciplinary technique.
When used in some abusive people, it has a habit of working too well.
It can also be fatal.
You read about the first victim?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, no, no.
I just got to tell you that like this thing.
The thing I was talking about.
The abuser shoot
abuser shoot uh it's been used against a couple people one of them of course uh giuseppe tadaro
we heard about him recently earlier uh there was susan camacho you got maggie wilson uh went into
the abuser shoot lindy england but uh but but another victim of the abuser shoot went by the name of
every kid needs to go fuck themselves.
Of the New England go fuck themselves?
Can I interject something here?
I found a page on the wiki just now yeah for a mother
named hippies are stupid figlo and her biography here you'll love this hippies are stupid figlo
was an abusive mother who started the trend of abusive parents changing their names to insane
stuff in the mid-1970s. Like,
tells and phones are for adults only was never an official full name.
You all deserve to fucking die. In my opinion,
you are fucking dead.
I will fucking spank your ass.
TV is for only adults no matter what.
I like to
have sex every day.
Catch me on SoundCloud.
Donald Trump is life.
All kids from foreign countries
needs to speak English.
Jesus Christ.
I love spankings so damn much.
Yeah.
Kids were made to be dead
and every kid needs to
go fuck yourself.
She died in 2012 at the hands of Elizabeth Forever.
Yay.
Savage Forever.
Yay.
Can I hear the quotes, please, though?
Hippies are stupid.
Hippy hippo.
Time for spanking.
Yay.
Can you read the trivia section on her her too, by the way? Absolutely.
Which could also be included in the
quotes. Her last words were,
hippies are stupid!
And then she
was killed by a hippie.
At the very end.
Yeah, I just wanted to
mention that about
every kid needs to go fuck themselves.
First name, every kid needs to.
Last name, go fuck themselves.
Obviously, the product of fraternal quadruplets, Stephen, Richard, and Anna are the siblings.
But in the trivia section, the last piece of trivia that we know about every kid needs to
go fuck themselves, the last piece of trivia is
she hates children.
Hmm.
Not that she lets
the define her or anything.
Okay.
Oh my god. Adam.
Yes. Adam.
We're going back to the methods.
The methods of
discipline. And one of those methods back to the methods of discipline.
Yeah.
And one of those methods is called the spanking stew.
The spanking stew is an abusive discipline technique used by Suzanne Camacho and the Camacho Baldwin family.
family the kids would be thrown in an area of liquor smokers cough baby mice wine chicha gilpin family blood hamster blood rabbit blood alligator blood
vape juice and diet coke as the liquids with ice in it the most used ingredients
are vape juice and Diet Coke.
Suzanne would also stir and spank the kids thrown into the spanking stew using a wooden spoon.
Then she would throw a massive amount of Mentos in the spanking stew.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's just for getting a higher view count. Then Suzanne would make sure the kids' entire bodies are soaked
and that the liquids go in their mouths.
Can we hear about the creepy zoo?
I'd just like to talk about swamp verification.
Oh, yeah.
The same as the spanking zoo,
only it's a fucking swamp.
And you throw the kids in, and Trevor
spent six figures on swamp rectification.
God damn.
Uh,
Jimmy Franks, uh, yeah, we do actually
want to hear about the creepy zoo.
Creepy zoo.
Oh,
yes, the creepy zoo.
The creepy zoo is an abusive discipline technique made by
why is that name making me laugh i don't understand uh the creepy zoo is an abusive
discipline technique made by weebies wise It consists of a group of creepy-looking, rarely robotic animals.
They're rarely robotic.
Infrequently robotic.
Almost never, actually.
A selfish parent, nanny, or manny would force his or her kids to view the animals.
The animals make an appearance as we be
wise as minions in
Sophie the Otter. Tough girl.
Christina
Hallis is a fan of this technique. Yeah, that
figures. Step one!
Force the kids to go to the creepy
zoo. Step
two! Force the kids
to view the animals.
Like in a clockwork orange situation?
Exactly.
And step three, when the kids mess with the animals, the selfish parents, Nanny or Manny, will have to punish them with a discipline technique.
Wait, that's a recursive.
Take them to another creepy zoo.
Creepy zoos upon creepy zoos
upon creepy zoos.
Are there any
specific animals that you'll find
in a creepy zoo?
Oh, yes. Like Bloodthirsty the
Orca.
Violent the Croc.
Saturday Night Live with Vicious
the Evil Goose.
Demon the German Shepherd,
Ferocious the Fox,
Morty the Cobra,
Morty the Scorpion,
Evil the Fox.
They're all casually getting a coffee in Manhattan.
Featuring Killer the Crab,
Scary the Spider,
Murdery the Lamb, Ferocious the Fish, Creepers the Cat.
That's the cat that could drive a car, isn't it?
Oh my god, there's so many of them, I've got to tag out.
Somebody else go.
Devil the Duck, Torture the Tiger, which is my indie band.
Go.
Devil the Duck.
Torture the Tiger.
Which is my indie band.
Scary the Squirrel.
Horror the Evil Kangaroo.
Butcher the Bulldog.
Freaky the Ferret.
Scary the Seal.
Ouch Caster the Ouch. No, it's Ouch Causer.
I'm sorry.
It's Ouch Causer.
It's an honor that causes ouches.
So it's called Ouch Causer.
Then there's Screamer the Spider.
Creeps the Cat, which is different than the...
Anyway.
Death the Gorilla.
Doom the Dog.
Rabid the Raccoon.
Growler the Bear.
Terror the Turtle.
Darkness the Elephant.
Sinner the Crocodile.
Terror the Panda who is evil.
Hades the Snake. Hades, the snake.
Nightmare, the hyena.
Blood, the Rottweiler.
And Fear, the skunk.
Fear, the skunk.
Come on.
All right.
What kind of zoo has three dogs?
Creepy zoo I'm just
Oh my god
Hey parents, you fucking hate your kids
Come on down to creepy zoo
And we've got
Joan Embry from the creepy zoo
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So this document is a surprise at every turn.
I think this is the best.
But anyway, we got some transcripts, some transcripts,
some much-beloved transcripts from some much-beloved episodes.
This next section is called the Selfish Nanny Special.
It's the story of the Kekesi family.
And the section header is the Very Naughty Grid.
Do we say our names?
Yeah, so let's start off here with Rachel.
Stupid Nanny.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Karen. Yeah, she is nah, nah, nah. Karen.
Yeah, she is poo-poo.
Anna.
Girls, don't say that,
please.
Nanny is poo-poo. Nanny is
poo-poo.
Weeby
Wise. Okay, you stupid
girls. Very naughty grid for you both. Not the voice I expected from Weebywise. Okay, you stupid girls.
Very naughty grid for you both.
That's not the voice I expected from Weebywise.
Make us, bitch.
Yeah.
Fucking try it.
Stop with this nonsense and do what I tell you girls to do.
Rachel, you get five minutes.
And Karen, you get seven minutes. Go, go, go!
Oh, no.
Karen and Rachel, they get scared and they run to the very naughty grids.
Oh, no. I'm running there.
Then Weebywise destroys Karen and Rachel's
Barbie dolls.
And these Barbie
dolls are stupid and for
babies. No!
Not our dolls!
Silence!
Karen, you ungrateful bitch!
Then, then, having done that,
Weeby Wise just goes to the couch and watches TV.
Time to watch my soap and to get away from these brats.
Ah, but then Jessie, she starts crying
for Weeby Wise's attention.
Well, well, well.
A baby who will not shut up.
Shut up, you stupid
baby. I'm trying to watch
my soap.
She's only a baby and wants
attention.
Mind your own business, woman.
I can do whatever the hell I
want.
Then she shakes Jesse.
You shook my baby.
Anna
slaps Weebywise.
Ooh, nice.
She deserved it
for disturbing my soap.
That's no excuse.
All she wanted was attention.
Shut it, or it's over for you.
Hi-yah!
Oh, Kirby. What is this fucking doctor?
Pretty self-explanatory.
It's a super nanny fan wiki.
Come on.
It says 11,130 pages of this shit it's it's it's the best sorry sorry
wikipedia sorry rootby reviews new best website so uh this is the story of a character that you
might uh you might be familiar with uh you might you might love him uh His name is Everybody Go Fuck Yourselves
or I Will Kill You.
Yes.
Observation begins.
Kids, get your bleeping bleeps
over here this instant.
Spanking time for all of you.
There's a lot of times being announced
in this show.
I'll be playing Dion.
What did we do now?
I'm taking the role of Queenie this evening.
Leave me alone, you stupid beep.
I will be playing the part of Quinn.
Yeah, you big fat ugly bleep.
Queenie and Quinn get their stuff ready for school.
We are going to school anyway.
The school bus horn honks.
That's the bus.
Quinn and Queenie run outside and climb aboard the school bus.
Hey, when you two get home, you are going to get a beating.
Everybody go is holding a belt
in one hand. Cut to
Quinn and Queenie staying after
school for computer club.
That's fine with this. He's used to it.
Cut to
what is taking those bleeping
bleep holes so bleeping
long.
A very expensive
looking car pulls out up to the house
and we see Quinn and Queenie
getting cozy with an older guy
who owns the car.
He is stuffing money into their panties.
No.
Okay.
Then the observation continues.
And you're just watching this happen?
Yeah, well, it's called
The Observation. That's good
TV, baby.
For bleep off,
you ugly, stupid bleep.
We see
everybody go's portrait with a mustache
drawn on her face with devil
horns and a goatee.
Then in the discipline section, Queenie says,
bleep you.
Then there's an onward section.
Follow me.
I have made the creepy zoo for all of you.
No!
Everybody go smacks Dion.
This will teach you not to talk back to your mother.
You show some respect.
Trevor is on the phone.
Good.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Trevor's on the phone. Good. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Trevor's on the phone.
Trevor doesn't have anything to say.
Trevor's not on the phone with anybody.
There's nothing about Trevor.
But you just should know that Trevor's on the phone.
He's sitting on the phone.
Anyway, Queenie pees on the robotic creatures in the creepy zoo, making them malfunction.
No!
My creepy zoo making them malfunction no my creepy zoo ruined
good story good story
it's the hero's journey you know yeah yeah i. Yeah, I felt like I could read Joseph Campbell's influence in this.
Super nanny of a thousand faces.
Hold on, I've got a comment.
I'm Hermione Granger fan 1234.
Oh, you cool.
The mom is so selfish!
Selfish!
I hadn't thought about it that way Then there's a back and forth
About the overuse of the word bleep
For example
I don't know what my name is
Because it's written in lime green
Plankton5165
He says Instead of suck my bleep what my name is because it's written in lime green. Plankton5165.
Yeah, he says instead of suck my bleep, you could have said
suck my suck. And wouldn't that have
been better?
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait. What's this thing about Gemma the
Good Witch?
I don't know. Take it. Okay, it's another comment.
Gemma the Good witch gets overly angry
gemma the good witch jane shall be right gemma transforms everybody go into a river otter and
hurls her into the naughty pool and puts a cage on the pool to prevent everybody go from escaping
um uh kthar could you take this uh uh section uh this section? This is the Black Eaters transcript.
Just take this part right here.
Yes, absolutely.
Black Eaters.
We see a black creepy face eating many, many, many young naked Japanese boys in a room.
What? many, many young naked Japanese boys in a room. Suddenly,
four Caucasian creepy faces
in the left, four Hispanic
creepy faces in the right,
and eight black
creepy faces
otherwise appear,
followed by
extremely creepy
scream.
Wow, wow. Something about that description was was creepy and i'm not sure what puerto rican creepy faces do the creepy scream
do the hump do creepy faces are just kind of part of the uh unstoppable missy Fours series, apparently. Oh, my God.
My God.
Creepy faces.
Oh, my God.
And this is about the show Super Nanny, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what did you just find there, K-Thor?
Oh, this is one of the many spin-off shows that exist in this,
we'll call it the Super Nanny Cinematic Universe.
Okay.
And if somebody would like to read about this,
I don't need to take it myself.
Frank West, take that, please.
Super Nanny, the theory animated Super Nanny Japanese characters,
meaning Super Nanny adventures with Plankton and friends,
called Super Nanny Theory Tales
in Japan from Seasons 4 to present
is
that's just all the title
an action-adventure, science-fiction
war, black comedy, opera, anime
cartoon series that
first aired in Fuji TV in Japan
in February 2012.
Its plot is based on the first
three games of the Theory
series.
Oh, okay.
That would make sense. You wouldn't do the four.
You guys probably know it because it aired later
in the USA as Super Nanny the Theory
animated on July 2012 on Cartoon
Network. And the intro music
for the first three seasons is the Theory rap.
Oh my god.
The Theory rap. music for the first three seasons is the theory rap oh my god theory rap um uh oh i uh i didn't want to miss this one uh because i was looking at the uh the needs to go
to jail um so the most of the most of the families here are hyphenated. So obviously there's some interesting names, but there's usually some hyphenated names.
So there's the Needs to Go to Jail Brunswick family.
And in the 30th episode, Annie Bloom visits Tijuana, Mexico to visit a single father.
The single father's name.
single father.
The single father's name.
So Annie Bloom
goes to Tijuana,
Mexico to visit a man
whose name is Annie
Bloom the bitch needs to go to
jail.
They get on splendidly.
they get on splendidly.
Anyway, his name used to be Derek.
Anyway, that's... But 17-year-old Ashley and 14-year-old Brian,
Ashley and Brian team up to terrorize the kids in Tijuana.
They even once crossed the U.S.-Mex illegally and once for some reason derrick uses ass alice's infamous punishments to discipline
his kids these punishments include beatings hot shower cold shower duct tape creepy zoo
swimming from mexico to australia
um reading the entire wikipedia page of super 100,000 times, being in an earthquake rated 10 on the Richter scale,
watching an Apple keynote for 50 hours straight,
watching the Windows XP startup sound slow down 24 hours,
and worst of all, watching the Psycho series.
Can Annie prevent this Mexican dad from using crazy punishments to discipline his kids?
Or will Annie have to swim to Australia?
This text needs to be used for the Donnie platform,
One Strike and you're out,
vandal disposal, drug disposal,
privilege board removal board,
fight dad back, fight dad back.
Fight?
Everyone should fight dad back.
Ronald, fight dad back.
I just want my kids to shave dad back.
Extreme punishment and no bullying technique.
But while I was looking at that, Jimmy Franks, you actually found the Wikipedia page, the
Nannypedia page for one of my favorite bands ever.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's just coincidental that it's also canon in the fanon here.
This is Vaginismus Chlamydia.
It's a death metal gore grind band based in Anacortes, Washington.
Yes!
Oh, sick.
Band lineup, current lineup, is Jesse Penis Massacre Cargo on vocals and guitar.
And backing him up on the rhythm section of drums and bass, it's Christian Unwhite Anus Cortez.
Damn that anus is unwhite.
I ain't never seen a less
white anus. You might have remembered
from the VH1 Behind the Music, the former
members, Mark Slater
on guitars, his reason for leaving
his parents disapproved of the band he was
playing and made him quit.
Hey, Keith, what are some of your favorite
albums from
Vaginismus Chlamydia?
I know you're a big fan.
Hold on.
Let me dig out the vinyl here.
Pacific Northwest.
They didn't produce a lot, but what they produced was quality. Absolutely.
Well, that first EP, pissing off a surgeon enough to rip out your intensives is quite a platter.
It's solid.
It's so grimy that you can see the
seepage coming out of the grooves
in the vinyl.
The second EP, Never Insert Cannabis Directly
Up the Anus. Classic.
Why wouldn't I?
And then the only studio album, which
I heard that the studio burned down,
Clash the Genitals Together.
Pretty funny.
Baby, I want to clash the genitals
together.
Healy's found
something in the first sentence of it is
a strange man walks into Gryffindor
common room while the girls were sitting
down.
And it also kind of, it's like, it reads like a fucking alien wrote it.
It is so weird.
I don't.
Frank West, you just find something there i this is not readable in a podcast unlike obviously everything else we've done but i found the cap family which is a uh an episode
where uh gloria heads to her hometown uh manhattan to meet the cap family matthew age 40 and marcy
age 40 have 1 000 adopted children in 50 different
countries who are all virgin tuplets with their ages ranging from 3 months to 17 years well i
don't know there's some good stuff in here frank like when dennis says catherine is a very stupid
french brat with a metal mouth super nanny will fail loser i know some of you listeners are
thinking okay there's a thousand kids,
but what you don't understand is that
about 750 of these children have their own page.
Yeah.
There's a hyperlink to about...
There's a fucking episode transcript,
and it's like 50 pages.
The transcript is divided into 74 individual sections.
Oh my fucking God.
When you meet the children from Japan, you can
learn about what Pokemon plushes
they're playing with.
Oh man, you know, it's
something when these
thousand children
from sort of different civilizations
all go dining out
because Selene says
those carrots are yucky.
Mulan says something in mandarin which translates
to i don't like celery um uh then uh then henry uh when he sees the food he says sacre bleu
can i read you uh a quick part of this somewhere so So, Dolph smacks Alexandra. Dolph bites
Melinda. Dolph snatches Eureka's
jump rope and smacks her with it, using
a whip. Dolph punches Vilda.
Dolph kicks Saga. Dolph
tries to stab Ebba, forcing her to retreat.
Dolph screams!
Jimmy Franks,
you just found the Yo Mama
transcripts from the Super yeah yeah the classic episode uh
uh ji wong won the first round and went to a military plane but meanwhile giuseppe wins both
two rounds um oh man there were there were so many good snaps uh in this way too many to cover
uh in this uh nine hour long episode but uh were there any that stood out to you, Jimmy Franks?
So many, so many.
Like when Giuseppina said,
Yo mama's so fat that she breaks the bathroom scale.
All right, that one was pretty tame.
It was pretty tame.
That reminded me of the time that Lord Dodge Dare said,
Your mama's so fat that she shall fall in a pit.
Nothing beats when Destruction Ferganator said, Yo mama's so fat that she shall fall in a pit. Nothing beats when Destruction Ferganator said,
your mama's so fat that she cheated.
Oh, I remember when Destruction
Ferganator said, your mama's so fat that
I can eat her.
It reminds me of when Lord Dodgedare said,
your mama's so fat that she
shall fear me.
It reminded me of when
G-Min said, watch this, your mama's so ugly that Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Oh, man.
G-Min also quoted as saying, watch this, your mama's so ugly,
she made one direction go the other direction.
Oh, man.
And then Stacy said, your mama's so fat she can't do the dishes.
Giuseppe once said, your mama's so fat she isn't rich.
do the dishes.
Giuseppe once said, yo mama's so fat she isn't rich.
Well, Destruction Ferganator
said, yo mama's so fat
she's gonna get three humps right on her forehead.
Maybe four or more.
Yeah, but then G. Wong said,
up yours, asshole!
So, it's worth noting that this Yo Mama rematches is the follow-up to a Yo Mama series
that consists of 54 individual Yo Mama competitions,
each of which is recapped.
And also there's an epilogue. It has its own page. competition each of which is recapped.
It has its own page.
Most of the recaps are just this is how many Omama jokes they did.
We don't have any of them, but they did
over a thousand.
Yeah.
In the week of
December 15th, G. Woon
got 5,151
points and Giuseppe got
547,707
points. But, I mean, to be
fair, Ji-Woon did
coin the classic, your mom is so fat she got
baptized at SeaWorld.
Giuseppe also
said your mom is so fat that she
fell of ten pipes in history.
Ji-Woon found a wishing well, and wish Giuseppe's team score fell all the way down to zero, not even one.
Yeah, so that is the competition.
But of course, before the competition, Giuseppe said,
Jiwoong, I have expected better from you, and hopefully I'm going to kick your ass in this.
Haven't you learned your bleeping lesson, Giuseppe?
I am very strong and very, very powerful.
I'm Giuseppina.
I have a rough thousand machine guns.
Want to bet?
Why wouldn't I
I bet you eat 15 million
dollars you won't beat me
easiest
15 million our team will ever make
in our whole life
you've got to bet sir
try me find out soon enough
is that so
yay
good try me Find out soon enough. Is that so? Yay!
Good.
Try me.
I just like, I've got a rough thousand machine guns.
Well, the start of the epilogue is Destruction Ferganator destroying Ji Wong's themed final gun.
Every time they do good in a Yo Mama competition, they a gun um hi i'm japan lover 86 um this one's okay but qi wong and his classmates are still my favorites
but didn't giuseppe cheat
oh wow okay uh and then the thing that we're going to close on here uh because Oh, wow.
Okay, and then the thing that we're going to close on here,
because we eventually have to end,
even though I don't really want to.
I have to go to bed at some point,
but I would rather just read this for the rest of my life.
Yes.
But we're going to look here at a curated list.
There's 4,500 characters. list. There's 4,500 categories on the Super Nanny fan and wiki.
We can't read all of those.
So we're just going to read a curated list provided to us by Miss Saturn of some of the categories.
Starting with...
1989 deaths.
20 plus children episodes
2033 births
2033 tv movies
au fanfic
abandoned children
abusive technique
accidental drowning
adults who act like a karen
adults who act like they're two
all
all american super nanny texas
episodes allergy episodes All American Super Nanny Texas Episode
Allergy Episodes
Amok Runner Episodes
Amok Runners
And Amok Runners made by Dark Angel 0410
Favorite YA
Series Amok Runners
It's getting a movie next year
Anti-Wedgie Technique Episodes
Bad Sport Episodes Banned Episodes Clicking that one in a new tab for later It's getting a movie next year. Anti-wedgie technique episodes.
Bad sport episodes.
Banned episodes.
Clicking that one in a new tab for later.
Banned from Hawaii.
Banned users.
Clicking that one in a new tab for later.
Beating transcripts.
Beheaders. I hate when people transcript my beating.
Thunk out.
Thunk out.
Not the kind of beating
I meant. Bone break
transcripts. Burger King
transcripts. I once got
busy in a Burger King transcript.
Canadian bands. Canadian
ghosts. Canadians of Vietnamese
descent.
Child free stories. Children who Canadian bands, Canadian ghosts, Canadians of Vietnamese descent. Canadian ghosts!
Child-free stories.
Hey, babe.
Children who gave adults the middle finger.
Children who gave their nannies, nurse parents, and or siblings the middle finger.
Children who gave their parents the middle finger.
What?
Children who gave their siblings the middle finger.
Children who had but their parents. Wait, wait middle finger. Children who gave their siblings the middle finger. Children who had but their parents.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's lower the lighting.
I like this category a lot.
Children who is hot temper.
And that's in caps, so this is a child named Hot Temper.
Hot Temper, sashay away.
Cosplayers. Creepypastas.
Darkside episodes.
Death methods.
Death transcripts.
I'm still dead! What was that?
Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
Death by decapitation.
Death by gunshot.
Death by refeeding syndrome due to starvation.
Death by slitting throat.
Death by starvation.
Death by suicide.
Death by homicide.
Death by stabbing.
I just want to remind folks that this is fan fiction about a TV show about raising children.
A reality show, yeah.
As a parent,
this checks out.
I should also mention that
the category of death by slitting
throat, there's only one thing in that
category. Death by suicide, that's got three
things. Death by starvation, that's got three
things. But death has
one.
That's just one person who died
by all of those methods.
That's brutal.
Rasputin.
Deceased characters that were never
put to rest, which has eight members.
Canadian ghosts.
Disney surprise
transcripts and
Disney on ice surprise transcripts
ectopic
kidney episodes
oh I thought that was erotic kidney episodes
enemies
English ghosts
enslavers
episode transcripts with people being naked
yay
episodes in friendship main
episodes in Windsor
Essex County Ontario Canada
episodes that deal with
loss of loved one and it's freaking hilarious
oh my gosh this category
is so long I won't read it again
oh look at that boat I think Orla Beru is hot.
Episodes where children smoke.
Episodes where people are obsessed with a Harry Potter.
Extreme punishment episodes.
Failed family transcripts.
Falsely accused people.
Families that were dissed.
Oh no. Families that were dissed. Oh, no.
Families with 44
children.
Fanfics.
I must clarify that we already
touched on an episode today where it was a
family with a thousand children, so 44
children is relatively reasonable.
Fanfics.
Fanfics by JapanLover86.
Oh, okay. Yep, yeplover86 fan and discipline techniques
fight dad back episodes
fight mom back episodes
flamboyant people
former or mock runners
formerly missing people found dead
fraternal vegan tuplet siblings
fraternal vegan tuplet siblings.
Fraternal vegan tuplets.
Friends of Weeby Wise.
Wow, Weeby Wise has a lot of friends.
No, there's only one page in that category.
Just one friend.
Future drag queens.
Gamblers. Drag queens.
Game transcripts.
Gender-bent counterparts.
Ghost-born humans.
Gore grind bands.
HIV-AIDS episodes.
Hogwarts alternate universe characters.
Hostages.
Husbands of YouTube celebrities,
identical non-uplet brothers,
illiterate people,
in a nutshell,
Islamophobic people.
Then there's Japan episodes,
Japanese exclusives,
Japanese war animated dramas,
Jiwoong's exam challenge, the gross form of disciplined transcripts.
Jumbo green smoothie episodes.
Kids who should be put on the nice list for Christmas.
That's got one whole page.
Krampus transcripts.
Laceration transcripts.
Wait, no.
Laceration.
Wait.
Okay.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep.
Okay. Laceration transcript Wait. Okay, yep. Yep, yep, okay.
Laceration transcripts.
Laceration victims.
That is not an equal number.
Large family episodes.
Las Vegas episodes.
List of lists of the 100 most loving and 100 most hating characters by compatible noun levels.
Also, lovely zoo episodes.
And there's mailmen. There's your manis. There, lovely zoo episodes. And there's mailmen, there's
your manis, there's your masculine episodes,
there's McDonald's transcripts,
there's mothers who force feed their kids
to eat hot sauce, there's mothers
who force their kids to eat their own feces.
Thanks.
To get hot sauce.
Mothers who lost custody of their own children.
That's got one whole page.
Murder transcripts, there's the naughty attic uh naughty rock episodes there's the naughty sauce episodes there's the naughty zone episodes there's necrophilia jesus christ
oh my god there's the north korean jsa guards. There's a category of objects.
Followed by a category of overweight people.
But wait, there's more.
PETA episodes.
PETA transcripts.
PETA haters.
PETA supporters.
Pages with broken file links.
Parents who dislike bad movies.
Parents who like anime.
Parents who lose lots of control.
Parents who terribly lost control.
People sentenced to life in prison people died from stab wounds that's true people did die from stab wounds
you're right category who died before the events of super nanny the theory of nicole
is that possible like everyone was there was their life i thought that was the actual big
people who died from napalm who dies before that goes to the outer circle of hell
People who died from
One of the guys that died was Scotty Adams
That's good
People who died from napalm burn
People with quadriplegia
And Pokemon
Yay
Quadruplets episodes
Quebec episodes Queen queen bees racist episodes there's 10 10 of those
racist families only one racist people five randomness one rap time episodes richeru versus
oh i want to read about the rap time episodes you know we've got time i you know we were only
eight hours into this episode. We could...
I want to tell you about the Brooke family that's in the Rap Time episode.
Dylan beats up his bullies and he hangs out with older kids without no permission, skipping school and failing school.
Elvin is listening to rap songs.
And he does not care about school.
He will be aggressive if he doesn't listen to rap.
Also... And he does not care about school. He will be aggressive if he doesn't listen to rap. Also, triplets peeing on furniture and escaping house and fussy eater.
Baby Finley is crawling everywhere.
She's a fussy eater.
Simon is abusive to his kids.
He gets strict with them and has strict rules.
He slaps their face.
He pulls their ear.
He spanks them with a wooden spoon, puts hot sauce on their tongue.
Will Joe stop the spankings, or will it to be continue?
Also, Republicans, Senna's naughty list, sci-fi fanfics, season 37 episodes,
selfish nanny techniques, shootings, site administration, site maintenance,
slave drivers, slaves, spinoffs, super naughty tunnel episodes,
super nanny Pokemon, Australian fanfics, swarming specials, table of bad
behavior, team Babalu transcripts,
Teenage Gary, tombstones, total drama camp,
Super Nanya fanfics, transcripts that are in Japanese,
tyrants, ultimate Super Nanya episodes,
unfinished pages, United Kids against
Jacipe Todoro, unruly ne'er-do-wellers,
unstoppable Missy Fleurs episodes.
The administrators page is completely default
and does not list the administrators.
But if you act right now, you'll also get vandalism transcripts,
video games with jump scares,
violent children,
violent episodes,
violent children episodes,
well-behaved children who never went into timeout,
what would you do, colon, super nannies style episodes whippersnappers wild party
transcripts wrathful children xlj top three villainous candidates xlj villainous candidates
xlj villainous tiramviri x names xenophobes Yo Mama Transcripts
Yoko Ono's Torture Chamber Episodes
YouTube Film Review Shows
YouTube Videos by Satako Sammo
You Get What You Get and You Don't Throw a Fit Technique Episodes
and Zookeepers
I was looking at some of the discipline techniques episodes and zookeepers.
I was looking at some of the, uh,
the,
uh,
discipline techniques and they're all,
I mean,
there,
there's a lot of them are sort of like fairly similar,
right?
There's like,
there's the,
the naughty cage and the,
the naughty tent.
So there's the,
uh,
there's the naughty rock,
right?
Yeah.
Pretty much like you would expect the naughty rock,
uh,
is the,
for the Perry family sit on a rock.
Uh,
then they have to, like, apologize.
And that's great.
I like the naughty rock.
But the thing that I like more than the naughty rock
is this thing.
Frank West, could you read me this different discipline device?
Knock-thee-rock.
Naughty rock.
Naughty rock.
This is a candidate for deletion though why
why is this being a candidate for deletion
this is an important page
knock the rock
uh
F plus what did we learn from this episode other than everything
oh my third eye has been opened
and I can perceive everything and it's
nannies all the way down i i have a question uh well maybe not a question but the thing that
the thing that yeah what just happened um so like i'm listening to this and like actively
you know reading along and listening and it seems like people that at some point genuinely were interested
in Super Nanny
were attracted to this community, right?
And then...
We would have to assume. And also we assume that there's
from the beginning they told
us that there was only like seven
people that are involved. It's pretty clear.
Yeah. There are a handful of very
distinct voices here.
Yeah. But then like you could dissect this shit like the Bible
And figure out who wrote what
But then there's this like
Step two that's like the black box
Like the underwear gnomes from South Park
And then step three is
What we just read
And I don't understand step two
I don't know what happened in there
Because it's not a fetish thing
There's nothing sexy about this no well i i think this is what like there's been concerns about like
you know i think we all kind of secretly wonder what what what are we doing to kids when we expose
them to the raw id that is modern entertainment media and reality tv shows and i think this is
what happens when kids are just looking at reality TV. This is what
their imaginary play turns into, and then they
stay there while they're in their team.
Now, on the other hand, you can see other
media seeping through.
Well, I like the Super Nanny, and I like Pokemon.
This seems
like these people are only allowed
one login for
one website.
They can't get on Blogspot.
They can't get a Twitter account. This is how
they express themselves.
Yeah,
it is. I remember
we were looking at, we
start out these, as a note to the
listener, when we sort of
start up our recording
period, we kind of look through the hopper and look you know start up our recording period uh we kind of like look through the the hopper and and look through and discuss like oh
this one looks kind of fun maybe this one um and so we were looking at several and one of the ones
we were looking at was this document this miss saturn document for the super nanny and it was
like well this looks fun boy it sure is long um i don't know why it's so long and now i think it's too short
like to be clear do not submit 44 page documents uh it is a problem um but uh also uh give me this
all the time like intravenously i'm announcing now i'm starting my side podcast which is just
me going through this website like one i want to be a guest on the podcast all right cool
that is just as a patreon only situation yeah um uh uh just uh before we uh cut to uh just
k thor um uh you uh just posted a link here.
You just read the first sentence, please.
Oh, this is...
I actually wanted to read a little...
The ending says this.
This is about the father of this family.
In my fucking opinion, you are fucking dead.
Of the In My Fucking Opinion, You Are Fucking Dead Bond family
is an episode of Super Nanny.
This man is 40 years old,
and he's a
terrible father.
He used a
cheese grater to kill another boy.
That's not good. I don't
like it when dads
do that. It's also worth noting
that you all
deserve to fucking die also constantly. Gambles
illegally, racketeers every day, loan sharks every day,
never pays tax, and given the estimation,
bleeps 50 marks on cars
every day without getting caught,
acts like a hurricane every month,
steals 400 items a week,
smokes 1,000 cigarettes a month,
possesses 10 drugs a day,
and socks 360 gross foods
in people's mouths every week.
He can also bring a...
He can also bring
a rabies-infected bull terrier,
and he'd pace to wall
with sturdy duct tape
or super glue.
He has also been
permanently banned
across five websites
and killed some of the admins of those websites.
Will this father get his comeuppance?
Cameron and Lily feel irresistible to the loss of both their parents
in a tragic canoe crash three years ago,
performed by 20 men.
The 20 men who killed their parents are the main problem.
20-man canoe assassination team.
20-man canoe assassination team.
I'm a bad babysitter.
Got my boyfriend in your shower.
I'm making six bucks an hour.
I'm a bad babysitter.
Got my boyfriend in your shower.
I'm making six bucks an hour.