The F Plus - 354: This One Is For My Gull Girls

Episode Date: May 8, 2021

The Aesthetics Wiki has devoted itself to the cataloguing of hundreds and hundreds of aesthetics and subcultures which are seemingly identical to each other. This may seem like a pointless excercise, but that's just because you're being real Grandparentcore right now, and I'm experimenting with Darkest Academia. This week, The F Plus is trying to get your attention. BLUT BLUT BLUT BLUT!

Chaos? More like come us. I said life's looking bleak, toiling seven days a week, but now we're well-armed peasants. This rebellion ain't weak. I, I, I, aye, aye, thou art overtaxing well-armed peasants. Psst! Hey, hey! Come on over here. If you're cool enough, we're gonna

let you listen to the F+. Yeah, it's a terrible place, but they're gonna read things with enthusiasm and we've got Boots Reingear? While it's composed of many different subjects, the aesthetic of Puke Corps as a whole remains easily identifiable. We've got Boo's rain gear? While it's composed of many different subjects, the aesthetic of Puke Corps as a whole remains easily identifiable. We've got Achilles Heelys.

My favorite activities are playing in mud, hiking, and making dinosaur eggs. We've got the intern. I am secretly an old forest god. Do not perceive me. Fear me. For the first time ever in this podcast, we've got Dijon DuJour? The wild, loud punk style was introduced by Captain Jazz with the release of their 1995 album, Schmap and Schmaz.

But then there's Lemon. Incel fashion is generally rather nondescript. Jeans, t-shirts, sneakers of some sort. Many wear glasses of some sort. Many will also carry over the fedora from their days of being a nice guy. The traditional nice guy fedora. Yep. My father, who was a nice guy, bequeathed it to me.

I once was a wandering nice guy. A nice guy, a rant, if you will. But then I took virginants in the dungeons you shall rot now we're well-armed peasants for soup hey Fplus hi Lemon hey everybody hey how goes the counterculture

still counting the counterculture that you're a part of the counterculture that you're a part of. The counterculture that you're a part of. How is it going? Have you overthrown mainstream culture yet? Working on it. Well, no. Yeah, I did it by supporting the Snyder Cut instead of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. You know, I guess we have to have these stand-up meetings more regularly

Because I assumed that you were all going to be upending the culture with the counterculture But apparently you just haven't gotten to it yet? Have you been busy? I've been wearing the same pajama pants for five days, does that count? It's like a four-hour movie, so it takes time Okay, well, I'm going to help us all out here. I'm going to help us all out, and I'm going to do that with a document given to us very recently by somebody with the name of Smallest Sasquatch. First time submission, the smallest, yeah, imagine it. It's very cute.

Whatever you're imagining is definitely cute. Sasquatches are large, so. Right. The smallest one might also be very big. It definitely might be big. It definitely might be big. But if it's the smallest one, it would be cute, like, scientifically, don't you think? I think so.

Okay. What's the scientific measurement of cute? Well, there's one cute unit. I wasn't expecting to be called out on this. Okay, so this is a document that is going to take us to a place called the Aesthetics Wiki. It is another fandom website. We're going to go to aesthetics.fandom.com, where the background image is awful. And we're just going to learn

about different aesthetics, different exciting aesthetics that you can choose. You'll have to choose one of them and you'll have to follow it strictly and religiously. And then once you have your one specific aesthetic chosen, each of you, then presumably we can destroy mainstream society.

Good? Yeah. Cool, cool, cool. I have a couple questions for then presumably we can destroy mainstream society. Good? Yeah. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I have a couple questions for you, Achilles Heeles, if that's all right. Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, so just a couple questions here. So I'm getting welcomed to the Aesthetics Wiki, and I have a question here.

What is an aesthetic, and why does everyone always argue about what aesthetics should be on this wiki? It's okay. You're new here. So the word aesthetic originated as the philosophical discussion about what beauty is, how we should approach it, and why it exists. However, millennials and Generation Z started using that term as an adjective that describes what they personally

consider beautiful. What? Which one is Z? I forget which one Z is. The ones younger than millennials. Okay, cool. Zoomers. Yeah. Zoomers. Oh, God, I hate that. Definitely Gen X. For example, after Denise finished watching The Virgin Suicides, she said, wow, that was so aesthetic.

That's a cool thing to say, Denise. Yeah. Yeah. Anything else on that? Yeah. Aesthetics have now come to mean a collection of images, colors, objects, music, and writings that creates a specific emotion, purpose, and community. It is largely dependent on personal taste, cultural background, and exposure to different pieces of media. Yeah, this is just the definition.

Okay. This is still just describing the word aesthetic as it has traditionally been known. Webster's defines. This definition is not official. Oh, here's the good part. And can be debated. Oh, okay. I'm sure it is.

Meet me in the marketplace of ideas. There is currently no dictionary definition that captures the complexity of this phenomenon, which arose in the internet youth. Rather, people who participate in the community, you know, the internet youth of all these 30-year-olds, all those ones. People who participate in the community know

it when they see it. These elements are constantly debated. Or like the lavender shades that people are into. I don't know what to tell you. Kids love lavender, and I think that's all they think beauty is. Kids love lavender.

Is that something that we can sort of capitalize on? Something that we can work with here? Market the show using lavender. Yeah. We heard kids love lavender. Lavender hair, lavender lavender hair lavender eyeshadow lavender podcast very good the lavender podcast uh renaming that right now yeah it's lavender scented candles there's there's no like um there's no culture of people that have uh sort of owned the lavender color for 30 years is there You don't want to appropriate the color?

No, there's nothing I'm re-appropriating here, am I? Anyway, these elements are constantly debated as the opinion on whether or not some aesthetics exist or are valid is constantly debated. Constantly. Yeah, constantly. Hey, I have another

question to you, wiki owner uh this community had a much more freer a much more freer welcoming and relaxed tone what happened yeah i'm surprised you noticed the lack of how much freer we are anymore but um as the aesthetic as the aesthetic phenomenon is growing in popularity, the administrators want to make it clear that aesthetics are a deep and valid movement that has justifiable boundaries between each aesthetic. As such, we are becoming a bit more stricter in what pages qualify. Not a lot of grammar there.

We definitely see good grammar. Emphasis on the bit. A bit more stricter on what pages qualify, cleaning up, formatting, and asking intelligent questions. Yeah, so, hey, who is Fairy Page, and why is she banned?

You gonna ask the other part of that? No, I just want to know who is fairy page why is she banned um fairy page is the creator of the aesthetics wiki we've walked into a coup she returned after a five-month hiatus and wrote a post on her blog detailing various complaints about the current state of the wiki, which can be read here as I created the aesthetics wiki. No, it's not easy being

really cool. Oh, I like fairy page. I really do. She then deleted... Why should I trust this usurper who's telling me these things? Yeah, exactly. Because I've been anointed by the Lord. This is the aesthetic Banana Republic.

This is the aesthetic The Gap. Sorry, really bad joke. That won't be the last from us. She then deleted 300 pages, many of which have now been restored, including the entire K suffix, skinheads, chaotic academia, and Halloween. Finally, some more Halloween. These actions were unexpected, and many mods disagreed with her choices, which were done without any negotiation or discussion.

This qualifies as vandalism, and she has been consequently banned for one month. Wow. Please do not harass her. While the mods do not agree with her actions, she should not suffer for a mistake that can be easily undone. Okay, okay. She should not suffer

besides being banned. I feel like this deserves, like, sex position or something, like in Game of Thrones. Because it's very dry right now. These machinations. Just imagine that Heelys was having his

dick sucked as they were just sitting there. Yeah, the camera seems out the whole time. Hey, listen to this podcast anytime if you're bored or like picture Healy is getting his dick sucked

even if he's not even if he's not in the episode there's two ladies having like light lesbian makeouts in the background in the corner

while you're reading this yeah it also it also works if you're about to give a speech in front of the class just imagine me getting my dick sucked yeah It also works if you're about to give a speech in front of the class.

Just imagine me hitting my dick. Yeah. Specifically him. All right. So that was the fact. But we need to move into the aesthetics themselves. Dijon, I'm going to give you a choice right off the bat. Oh, boy.

You ready for this? Yeah. Okay. Fantastic. So your choice is you can choose to read about Fairycore, also known as Fairywave or Faecore. Or you can read about Bardcore, which is also known as Tavernwave. I would definitely like to hear about Tavern Wave Okay, cool I'm going to give this fucking wiki a fucking wedgie

Before we proceed with this I would like to explain the core suffix Oh, sure, okay, please explain the core suffix Yes, coming from the French word Que, meaning heart In those aesthetics that end in Core, the suffix enlightens A defining feature Okay, so we will feel enlightened by all of these? heart. In those aesthetics that end in core, the suffix enlightens a defining

feature. Okay, so we will feel enlightened by all of these? Yes. Okay, great. Yeah, awesome. I want to hear about some bardcore, won't you please? Yes, my lord. What-ho. I'm here to tell you

about bardcore, also known as tavern wave. It's a music genre that arranges modern pop songs such as What Is Love, Pumped Up Kicks, or Astronomia to sound medieval and old-timey. Some of the songs also feature rewritten lyrics of the original lyrics,

using anachronism to make them sound more authentically medieval. Oh, cool. Some real chap-hop shit here. Awesome. Hmm. Oh, do you want me to read about the history? Oh, of course.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to learn about Bardcore. Well, prior to 2020, some individual medieval adaptations of popular music had gained attention on YouTube. Such as LJ Boos Halo Theme Rebix.

What's that name? And Algal the Bard's version of Systems of a Down's Toxicity. Oh my god. That's gotta be so bad. At least they're not ruining good songs.

Which attracted millions of listeners after it was published in December 2017. However, The Guardian dates the origin of Bodcore as a distinct trend. There's a Guardian article on this fucking shit. as a distinct trend. There's a Guardian article on this fucking shit.

Okay, alright. Financial article on slutcore. I mean, this has got to be just like, you know like Westworld does all the songs like, you know, western-y? Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. This has to be like, just like the soundtrack to The Witcher. Just like... Barncore, but it's like Britney Spears is toxic.

I'm watching it. That's pretty much exactly what it is, actually. Yeah, okay. Yeah, keep going, please. Yes. During the COVID-19 pandemic lockdown, when 27-year-old German YouTuber Cornelius Link released Astronemia, medieval style,

the track is a remake of Tony Iggy's 2010 electronic dance track, Astronobia. Buh, buh, buh. Which had gained widespread attention as the soundtrack to the coffin dance meme okay okay uh if you'll uh just scroll down to the uh music uh exemplarated in bardcore yes thank you really good songs that i super want to listen to uh you would you like to listen to pumped up kicks medieval style or perhaps what is love medieval style with vocals original by

Cornelius Link vocals by Hildegard von Blingen? They get better from here, right? Or perhaps, oh yes they do because are you ready for well-armed peasants? Oh no. Oh no.

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, no. Oh, the preview image is infuriating. Let's take a look at this. And, of course, the House of the Rising Sun in 2070 AD. I mean, it's a mouthful right now, but we're working on the title. Cool, cool, cool. Hey, I want to tell you all about Slutcore.

Is that okay? Uh-huh. Awesome, awesome. Go ahead, you filthy slut. Yeah, I like that. That's for aesthetic reasons. So Slutcore is an aesthetic that combines the vibrant colors of the independent femininity of Bubblegum Bitch,

and we learned before we recorded that Bubblegum Bitch and Bubblegum Witch are different aesthetics. Anyway, so it's a combination of the femininity of Bubblegum Bitch with explicit and unabashed sexuality, oftentimes in a promiscuous manner. The aesthetic can also be considered a casual variation of bimbo, which is also listed. Slutcore does not aim to shame women or their sexual expression, but aims to celebrate it. The terms slut, whore, and bimbo are all reclaimed under the aesthetic. You're welcome. By the brave, strong, and intelligent people who take on this aesthetic.

intelligent people who take on this aesthetic. Their tits are huge. Absolutely. I'm going to tell you some of the visuals to Slutcore. The visuals are pink and hot pink. White.

White. Focus on the lips and mouth and breasts and butt. And then like explicit words lyrics. And then like glitter shine. Yeah. And then like hazy atmosphere is really slutty. So you're vaping? Yeah.

Yeah. Fog. Fog is a slut. And then early 2000s style editing sometimes. What? I'm not sure what that I'm not sure what that is. A lot of air horns.

Like a Blind Melon video? I don't know. Then like plastic surgery which is popular with the bimbo community. That's good. And then like dumbing down is good. It's important that this is all treated with dignity. The fashion, you know, you got your skimpy clothes, like your short skirts,

and you got your mini dresses, you got your lingerie, you got your bikinis, your crop tops, your long nails. Then there's the heels and the big boots and the chains and the sparkly jewelry and the heavy makeup. Hey, there is related media to this, though. Oh, no. Oh, no. It might be a site that once was covered by the F+.

So if you consider yourself slutcore, you can go to Bimbo Land! Yay! I wonder how I wonder if the fart slut's doing. Fart slut. Yeah, I was fart slut.

You wanna log in? There's no way I know my login info anymore. So, Lemon, the second link in the render related media yeah yeah yeah the pink bimbo academy yeah absolutely yeah i've helpfully given you screenshots of the course curriculum yeah you sure have okay so uh let me zoom way the fuck in uh to this because okay so there's the okay so this is um i believe it's a flow chart yeah yeah so so the basic bimbo definitions you imagine a flow chart okay great basic bimbo definitions

goes to bimbo definition which then goes to bimboification definition which then goes to the three pillars of bimboification once you have that you're going to go to the bimbo mindset and ideology, which is a parent of the principal bimbo creeds, which have the bimbo mindset acceptance. Ooh, Jesus. Yes. Dark. Do you have any himbo courses?

I don't see himbo courses. That might be a completely different aesthetic. Yeah. Okay. I don't think you can read this whole thing. And then the chart goes to a whole bunch of different things, which get sort of, like, weirder. But, like, for example, like, there's the sexual behavior and postures.

Okay. So, like, you know, so interaction, right? I'm talking about the sexual behaviors and postures. Interaction goes to own tits, which then goes to other tits. Own your tits. So that's good. But meanwhile, in the sexual behavior and posture is basic, goes to kick wall kiss, which goes to foot posture. I'm getting nervous, guys.

Feeling very anxious all of a sudden. Do you think we're saying a spell? Yeah. I feel like I'm learning how to fight a Final Fantasy XIV boss. We're summoning something. What kind of pricing do I... How do I become...

How many Patreons do they have? Oh, God. Probably one of the fundamental theories of bimbo appearance that you're a never nude. Oh, they won't tell me how many patrons. Oh, no, they have 72 patrons. They're making $400 a month for the Pink Bimbo Academy. If I've never mentioned it before, Vaporwave looks really good, and please put more of it on the internet.

It's great. Certainly. Just, it's really good. Really good look. I'm not sick of it at all. But anyway, let's see. I think we should go into... So that was Slutcore, and that was fine.

But I think I'd like to go into something that was a little bit more, what do you want to say, like exploratory and like telling of dark truths. So intern, can you take clowncore, please? Sure can. Oh, boy. turn can you take clown core please sure can also known as circus core or clown punk is an aesthetic surrounding things such as clowns mimes and jesters content from this aesthetic is usually bright and happy, although some portrayals of clowncore can have horror influences. Whoop whoop. Other related aesthetics similar to clowncore

can also have dark and disturbing content. See? Juggalo. No thanks. I think I've done plenty of that. Clown visuals include clowns, soft toys,

rainbows, stickers, circus tents, worm on a string, birthday cake, balloons, clown emoji, gumballs um num and pom-poms why does nobody get my drag show i guess it's too advanced cloud fashion large colorful shoes childlike motifs such as rainbows stars and balloons brightly dyed hair or wigs party or jester hats plastic accessories

similar to decor ah okay badges or jewelry with childlike slogans such as, I jump in puddles, or I got dressed today. Heavy clown-like makeup, rainbow stripes, primary colors, overalls or suspenders, and circus tights. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, that's really cool. Got a picture credit for Dolly Woo on TikTok. But intern, what is the year of origin of Clown Corp?

Where would I find that information? It's on the fandom page there in the info box. Oh! I'm gonna leave Discord for now. Okay. The question was... I can't navigate Discord with my big clown hands.

My big clown shoe hands are really clumsy. Guys, I went to Daliowo's Instagram and I feel like she's moved on to Punky Brewstercore. I mean, that's pretty close. What a shame when one leaves the flock. You asked what decade this originated? Yeah, I did.

What decade did this originate? Maybe 1860s or the 2010s. Or maybe both. You know, sometimes we hop through time and space. We're ageless and

undying. We're ageless and undying! This is correct! So, any related aesthetics to Clown Corps? Is this also on the Wikipedia thing? Still in that info box there, yeah. Oh, no.

I don't know what you mean. In the info box, you got a list of related aesthetics. An info box? You mean a circle? What are you talking about? Here you go. Thank you. Related aesthetics include the dreaded Juggalo,

Kid Core, Rainbow Core, Scene, and Decora, a thing mentioned earlier that I still don't understand. It's wearing a lot of decorations. That's it. Oh, like Spongebob and

Cookie Monster things all in one outfit. And also wearing $5 cheap gaudy bracelets. cookie monster things all in one outfit. And also wearing $5 cheap gaudy bracelets. You don't know how much those cost. That's true. Shame on you.

That's very similar to the 90s candy rave scene. Yep, yep. Everybody's high. That's another thing. Yeah, I don't know why you bothered to not mention that. Hey, Boots. Hey, Olin.

We're out of the core section. We're into the punk section. Punk describes itself just not punk. It's just like in the definition right away. It's like, it doesn't mean punk. Anyway, Boots, do you consider yourself more of a sea punk or more of an ice punk? Definitely. I'd be a sea punk.

You'd be a sea punk. Well, avast that sail and tell me about sea punk, won't you please? Arr, yar, yar. Sea punk is music and visual art genre. Yeah. Seapunk is music and visual art genre. Is a musical and visual art genre that utilize... Sorry, tenses are very difficult in this sentence. What if you just use all of them at the same time, though?

Okay, I will use all of them at the same time. Seapunk is a music and visual art genre that utilize imagery from the 2000s cyberpunk culture, including dolphins, pyramids, bright colors bright colors beach scenes and dreamscapes the music often incorporates ocean sounds and electronic beats so vaporwave thanks everything is just everything's a subgenre of vaporwave okay except it yeah c-punk was extremely popular in the late 2000s and early 2010s until it started to get mainstream too quickly culminating in the infamous to the scene Rihanna performing on performance on

Saturday Night Live of her hit song Diamonds huh okay after this incident after this incident C-Punk fell in popularity was eventually replaced by the very similar Vaporwave, which admittedly had an easier time enduring popularity due to how all-encompassing it is compared to the very specific Seapunk.

Okay. So these people went, oh, our culture has been taken. Let's replace it with something identical. I just looked it up. The Diamonds performance is just sort of her performing in front of a green screen, but like, you know, there's a bunch of just 3D shit,

like just vaporwave shit happening in the background. And the entire backing band is all wearing green shirts, which is just visually weird. Okay. There's a history section. Yeah, I just did a Google image search of Seapunk,

and it is just Vaporwave, but, like, teal. Cool. Cool. Very cool. There's a history section, but it looks boring, so let's go to the sound. Like Witch House and Vaporwave, Seapunk is a microgenre steeped in nostalgia

for that not-so-distant time known as the 90s. Right, you mean when Miami Vice was in the 90s? Yeah. Okay. Fuck yeah. Analog synthesizers of the 90s. Right, exactly. Rave, R&B, and dance music constitute major elements

of the seapunk sound. There's also an undercurrent of spookiness that comes from the 2000s mall goth music and parts of the seapunk sound. There's also an undercurrent of spookiness that comes from the 2000s mall goth music and parts of the ocean that sunlight can't reach. Although that aspect of seapunk is downplayed compared to a witch house. Lyrical topics include dancing, partying, hooking up, and the ocean.

So let's, you know, we've talked about the sounds sounds of c-punk let's move on to the fashion of c-punk the style originated in 2011 as the as a trend on the micro blogging platform tumblr we've met thanks the music is an edgy mix of modern day electronic music with heavy influences from the 2000s the crossover continues into the fashion which which generally uses nautical slash aquatic imagery, such as marine life and palm trees composed of pastel and or neon colors. Primarily variations on cyan slash teal, lavender, and pinks, and contains many symbols prominent during the 2000s, such as yin and yang symbols and smiley faces. You know, signature symbols

of the 2000s. It was that time known as the past. Other C-Punk Stapes include... Stapes. Stapes. It's my cute term for staples. Aww. Yeah.

3D computer imagery from the 2000s, often geometric with reflective surfaces. Vibrant depictions of water, both surface and submerged. Circle lens sunglasses. Goth slash pastel goth influence.

Goth with a hint of goth. Crosses, spikes, etc. Bright slash pastel colored hair often worn in styles popular during the 2000s. Is Lisa Frank sea punk? Yes. Okay. Yes. Yes.

Dolphins. Vibrant lip color and holosexual aesthetics. Okay. Cool, cool, cool. So that was C-Punk. Hey, Achilles Helios, can you tell me about Slime Punk? Yes, I can tell you about Slime Punk. Slime Punk is a musical micro-genre that emerged in the early 2010s among internet communities.

It is characterized by an aesthetic dominated by slime-related pop culture references, ranging from the Toxic Avenger, Slime Time Live, Mountain Dew, and Toxic Waste. That's a weird Venn diagram, okay. and toxic waste. That's a weird Venn diagram. Okay. Similar to Vaporwave and Seapunk, this aesthetic is an integral part of the genre and characterizes the artists

who dive into the slime punk movement. Just a bunch of people, every time they say, I don't know, are very upset that they're not getting slimed. This is bullshit. Slime punk music oftentimes features heavy, distorted bass lines and has emerged largely from a post-acid scene.

I'm just exhausted thinking about knowing these things. Yeah. My God. Yeah, but you're going to remember all of them now. Yeah, true. Yeah, it's like, do you know who your representative is? No. But Slime Punk is similar to

C-Punk in the following three ways. Have they ever been on a Nickelodeon TV show? Then no. No. Slime Punk artists tend to have a more aggressive or corrosive ethos

in combination with their music. While there is no specific slime punk sound, the aesthetic is a common unifying factor. And most slime punk artists feature heavy sampling within their music.

Sampling of slime. Yeah. So cool. So yeah. So now that we're talking about that music, would you tell me something about the slime punk artists that are responsible for slime punk music? Because for some reason I've never heard any slime punk music.

Yeah. I'm going to tell you all these artists names that definitely aren't a joke that someone just put on a website all right everyone's favorite slime punk artist bleep bloop poison ivory okay lay wumpf Slumpf. Sludge junkies. Polymorphine. Nasty, nasty.

Wow. Vandal-ays. Same price, double the nasty. Yeah. Is a nasty, nasty part of the F-Plus? I could change my name. They're all younger brothers of the band Attack Attack. Tennis Rodman. Wait, no, I don't like it.

Why am I applauding? What's going on? I like that one. I want to like it. I don't get why it's Slimecore, though. I mean, like, Dennis Rodman's nasty. Okay, that's it. That's actually it.

Yeah. He only plays on clay courts. Tennis balls are green. Ish. Yep, there you go. Neon yellow. Propane! Broco!

And Sad Guru. Oh. Okay. Can I tell you about some key motifs though? I would love it if you would. Yeah, that would be great. Slime. Squishies. Squishies. Kawaii.

Cute nails. Aesthetic YouTube. ASMR. Satesthetic YouTube. ASMR. Okay. Satisfying things. Slime shops. Cute logos and plastic tins. That sounds cool.

Are there any sort of key colors in this movement? Yeah. Black. Green. Purple. Red. Pastel. Any color popular in slime. Okay.

Hey, Helios, in the Discord, could you give me some related bands? Yeah. What sort of brands do you mean? What sort of related brands? There's Yo-Kai Candy, Slime New York, Snoop Slimes, Slime Obsidian, Slime Yowie, Dope Slimes, Parakeet Slimes, The Kawaii Slime Shop, and other popular or lesser known slime shops hey uh i'm looking here at snoop slimes uh which is not yet another brand uh owned by snoop dog uh you know he's got his he's got his gin he's got his weed he doesn't need a slime brand uh but uh snoop slime will

send you a monthly slime box. So I'm going to tell you what's included in the March box. You're going to get six ounces of Shamrock Shake slime. Yep. Then you're going to get six ounces of Pot of Luck slime. Then you're going to get six ounces of Lucky Leprechaun slime. Then there's like a piece of paper and a sticker. These are just colors of green.

That wasn't actually like, oh, you'll get a mix to put in your shake that tastes like shamrock shake. That's not it, right? No, it's just three different colors of green. I would love a box of curated slimes you know like

you have like your food slime which would be like a soda flavor and then you would have your like um like snail cream slime for your face and then oh so like so like sort of like a willy wonka silent kind of thing uh What are you talking about? No, people use snail creams on their face. Like, what I'm saying is that you would just get all sorts of slime. You'd get a slime that you could use around the house to, like, spackle things. Like, there would be different types of slimes. An edible slime, like a makeup slime.

Who wants to live a slime life. How many liters of slime would you say you go through in a month? I'm more of a powders person. Not a joke. Okay. I eat a lot of powders, and I

mix it with water. I think that's slime. Anyway, so yes, the Slime of the Month box, that's going to cost you $35. $35 a month. I just bought all the stock in the Slime Box. They make all these slimes, and most of them are all designed to look after foods.

And then there's the warning, general, slimes are not edible. Do not consume. Slimes contain a small amount of diluted borax. But I'm saying some of them could be foods. They can't. They have borax in them. No, they should make it purposefully confusing.

They should send you an edible slime. But they do. A slime you put on your body. And then a slime you use around the house. What is so hard to understand about my proposal here? You just want to trick people into committing suicide?

No! I don't want to trick people into committing suicide. That is an outrageous allegation. I'm saying, if you're going to have a box of curated slimes, slimes are just, it's just a viscosity thing. It could be anything.

It could be anything. Was the slime off? The paint is sure, okay. And I get it. You want slime foods. You want, you know, slime creams. Maybe, like, some slime boxers. No, no, no.

No, like a goo. Like, you know, something like an artsy thing. Like a gooey slime clay thing that children can play with that dries into whatever shape they make. You know, something inedible, but combined with something edible and also something that you can put on your body that isn't toxic. But obviously the third thing would be toxic for your body. And just put it all in a box. Please, someone do this for me. I'm not losing my mind.

I'm not taking over this podcast. I want someone to please make this box. Okay. Well, the thing about this podcast is it's a comedy podcast. We read stuff on the internet, but it's also a place where we pitch our business ideas. That's what I was told. I was told I would have a job. I'm still a fucking intern after all these years.

You're doing a great job. I have so many good ideas. I have so many good ideas. One of them is the slime box. I know. You're doing a great job. I have so many good ideas. I have so many good ideas. One of them is the slime box. One of them is the slime box. That's true. That's true. Unrelated to that,

I think we're going to move into Labor Wave. Skipping right over Vapor Wave, going into Labor Wave. Dijon, I would love if you told me that's the wrong thing. I'm just posting more fucking slimes. That looks delicious.

Yeah, that you put on your face, but it also has food in it and probably a little borax. Yeah, also borax. Dijon, I want you to tell me about Labor Wave, but before you do that, I just want to mention something. Please

note that this page exists for the purposes of documentation and not promotion. Due to the controversial actions of many communist regimes throughout the world and in history, we at the Aesthetics Wiki do not condone throwing people in gulags. My legs aren't very kawaii of you.

That's not it. That's not it. Or any of the various human rights atrocities that these regimes have committed on their own people. But it is important to acknowledge the importance that communism has had on world history and its impact on modern culture. Viewer discretion is advised. Did the goddamn US government write this?

Fucking disclaimer. Fuck. So what is this? Is this not aesthetic based entirely around trying to blackball a blue seal ball? you a ball. Hello, I'm here to tell you about Labor Wave. Labor Wave is a derivative of Vapor Wave that is less

subtle than its critiques of capitalism and take advantage of this aspect of Vapor Wave to promote a communist or socialist agenda. Oh, Mr. McCarthy. Laborwave creators, much like fastwave creators,

will often confuse synthwave aesthetics and vaporwave aesthetics, which generally leads to both mixing and matching the two aesthetics without really understanding the difference between synthwave and vaporwave. Like I'm just throwing shade in the middle

of this wiki article. Laborwave is an aesthetic. Other aesthetics are dumb. Various socialist tendencies depict opposing ideologies and leaders in laborwave, with the dominant ideology in the community being Marxism-Leninism,

since it is less prevalent in the libertarian, socialist, and anarchist communities who will typically just get into vapor wave. Those fucking posers. It should be noted that laborwave has absolutely no connection to Soviet wave whatsoever, which is mainly a nostalgic look at Soviet-era Russia, but otherwise has no political leanings either way.

Okay, sure, sure, sure, sure. So, go into the visuals of the labor wave movement, won't you please? Ah, yes. When it comes to labor wave visuals, there tend to be different variations of labor wave. Some have a focus on popular communist

figures like Karl Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Chairman Mao, Fidel Castro, Kim Jong-un. That's a very popular communist figure, yep. Yeah. This actually was written by the FBI.

And Joseph Stalin. Some also picked the particular aesthetics often associated with a Marxist-Leninist country, the Soviet Union and Communist China being particularly popular. And some of these pinkos will focus on modern-day communist activism, Antifa, and Nazi punching.

Oh, sure. That's the modern-day activism, yeah. Get up to a little bit of Antifa, a little bit of Nazi punching, you know, just boil away the hours. Yeah, my music has a backbeat of Nazi punching. There are also smaller online communities, such as internet anarchists who embrace radical syndicalist aesthetics, and communists who depict thought leaders such as Bordiga.

However, the bulk of labor wave types tend to lean heavily into the territory of the Tanki, leader of a communist group or sympathize your beliefs fully in the political system of the soviet union and defend slash defended the actions of the soviet union other accredited states like china serbia etc even in cases where other communists criticize their policies or actions uh yeah so uh so that was uh yeah, that's Labor Wave, which is a different movement than Soviet Wave. And it's also a different movement than Fash Wave, which is the same thing, but with Hitler. That can be. It can't be.

It shouldn't be, but it can be. Opposing philosophies. Anyway, I'm going to tell you a little bit about Trill Wave. philosophies yeah anyway I'm going to tell you a little bit about Trill Wave it's an aesthetic that's been around since the turn of the 2010s it's growth and increase in popularity ended in about 2015 sorry about that

Trill in itself is a slang that combined the words true and real Trill is used heavily in hip hop and has a meaning of genuine and authentic. Okay? So it combines a lot of aesthetics, but for example, a lot of blue, purple, pink, green, and neon colors, because it's about genuine and aesthetic things, such as Fiji water, codeine, weed, old web, and dolphins.

There are some of the aesthetics that are featured in these videos. Why is it always dolphins? It's always dolphins. Is Lisa Frank every aesthetic on this fucking wiki or what? Yeah, it's pretty much the end of art. I want to know how dolphins fit into... I want to know how dolphins fit into Labor Wave and Fashway.

Because I think there must be a conspiracy going on here. Joseph Stalin kissing a dolphin. So, for example, there's some music that's uh the thrill trill wave uh i'm gonna tell you some pictures that are really um that are really trill wave uh here's uh donald trump smoking a blunt yeah that's pretty trill wave um uh some an album called pizza and codeine uh that's that's trill wave um a uh. A guy that kind of looks like Eazy-E holding a sword

in front of five anime girls. That's really Trillwave. Yep. My favorite is a crying statue of the Virgin Mary surrounded by PS1 machine guns. My favorite one is the version

Mary just on a PlayStation disc cover. Yeah, that's pretty good too. It's just Tokyo Ghost. Anyway, but we need to get to the real fashion here and the real fashion boots. It's called Chav.

Oh dear. Let's hear it, boots. fashion here and the real fashion boots it's called chav um oh my oh dear uh boots nope originated in the 1990s according to this website um uh the key values are arrogance violence drugs alcohol and debauchery and hitting each other with chairs. Exactly. The key motifs are the Burberry check. The chav in a lot of ways, similar to America's Jersey Shore aesthetic, but with an obvious British twist. Chavs generally come from a working to lower class background predominant in northern england yeah take that northern and tend to adopt a lot of the aesthetic choices and attitudes often associated with wealthy african-american communities expensive jewelry designer clothes

it's yep um what okay i don't okay what's your problem with what I said? Too many to list. Oh, okay. Do black people normally wear caftan caps? The wealthy ones do. Oh, okay. The female equivalent, often referred to as a chevette, The female equivalent, often referred to as a Chavette,

Chavette, yeah, can often be very sexually promiscuous. Oh, my. Much like with the Jersey Shore aesthetic, there was an entire show dedicated to the Chav way of life, this one being called Geordie Shore. But unlike with the Jersey Shore aesthetic, there hasn't been any decline in chavish activity that has been found yet.

So you're looking for the decline in activity, but you haven't found it yet. Yeah, and there's no longer assholes in New Jersey. Right, right, exactly. Unfortunately, the programs of captive mating the uh jersey shore uh aesthetic has not been working well however the chav does have multiple outlets to be able to get on tv other than geordie shaw such as the jeremy kyle show think of it like a british jerry springer despite that show being

canceled in may 2019 however references to chavs have been made in more popular british television shows such as the catherine tate show little britain and doctor who although the term chav is widely used and has gained awareness internationally throughout TikTok, it is generally seen as a classist term in Britain used to discriminate against people in north of England in the working class. Wait a minute. Is there classism in England? Yeah. It originally stood for council housed and violent.

I don't think that's true. I don't think That's a fornication under consent of king thing. I don't think there could be any classism in Britain because J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter which is the perfect example of great politics. It's the perfect thing. Taught me how to love people.

Certain people. And the term comes with a lot of problems about the classified of Britain a centuries long issue that is still awful today alright and then there's some language right some of these I want to talk chat you're going to skip over that they have a

tendency to enjoy cigarettes. Good lord. But they typically enjoy underage cigarettes, apparently. Oh, my. Yeah, both Chavs and Chavettes have a tendency to enjoy alcohol, cigarettes, typically underage, and generally arrogant and boorish behavior. Boorish? Yeah.

Often getting into fights with one another or accosting strangers for minor slights, such as dis-respecting them. This writer is such a virgin. Language. Much like the Jersey Shore aesthetic, the Chav also have their own deep and rich language as well. This one would require several lessons

as opposed to a mere five-hour dissertation. Jesus. The Chav language can be broken down as follows. Are you having a giggle, mate? Often used by the Chavs, it is often said when a person says something incredibly stupid. I don't think literally anyone has ever said that. Backy.

Tobacco. Bang and tune. This is often said when a chav approves of a song being played. It's a bang and tune. Got it. Yep. Cool. Uh-huh.

Bear. Often used to describe multiples of something. Bang you up to fight someone. Bellend, this is the chav term for a dickhead. Bird, a word used to describe a woman. Who is fit. Blunt. Blunt blunt.

A fit woman. Yeah, though they say blunt blunt, they'll often use this to try and gain attention to themselves. A variation of this was used by Snooki on Jersey Shore. So the chavs just like, just hang out. Oh, and they want the bird's attention.

So when they're in a room and there's a bird in the room, they go blut blut blut blut blut blut blut blut blut blut blut blut blut. And then they build little sticks to make them look very large. Now watch the chav beginning its mating dance with its enchanting call of blut, blut. Blut, blut, blut, blut, blut, blut, blut, blut, blut. Oh no, they've heard my banging tune and are coming to bang me up.

Oh, you having a giggle, mate? We're still in the Bs. Brap! This is a child attempting to make a gunshot noise. Can someone please string together all of these terms into a sentence? Yeah, I'll give Frank West 20 bucks. Yeah, he'll give Frank West 20 bucks if you do it. Frank's going to be so rich pretty soon.

This gig is going to cost me a lot of money. So I know that a bird is a fit woman. Is there a word that I could use to describe an attractive woman? Attractive woman. It starts with a P. Oh, yeah. What? A pengting.

Right. Obviously. Pengting. Oh, like a painting. Maybe. Oh, is that what that is? A pengting. Like she's as pretty as a painting. Maybe. A painting. Like she's as pretty as a painting.

Yeah. They'll use the term wicked. Wicked. Wicked. In it. Yeah, in it is in there and also you want, mate. Yeah, you want, mate. You want.

Okay, cool. So that's a good aesthetic that's a good aesthetic um but uh this is a better aesthetic and this aesthetic uh achilles this aesthetic is called dark jock um tell me about dark jock won't you please i think i think i caught a really bad case of Dark Jock in the locker room. In the dark locker room. It's getting darker. Hey there, dweebs. Dark Jock is a joke aesthetic concept created by Tumblr user AtHedra. In a post they say, I'm adopting the Dark Jock aesthetic.

I'm going to learn around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tank top with a skull on it and a backwards ball cap and I'm going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while I call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game so do we need a

fucking wiki page every time somebody posts on tumblr? is that necessary? That's this whole project. Yeah. The aesthetic is the jock counterpart to dark academia. They cannot exist without each other.

They exist in constant struggle. It's the time it binds. And would describe a hypothetical jock living in the same gothic university environment. So fucking, this is just fucking, ah, bad world building. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, uh, Helios, uh, just as a

quick aside, would you like to know about dark academia? Yeah, sure. There are too many words! Ah, yeah. It is the largest page on this way too many words it's probably the one that would antagonize the nerds and use them as a means to assert the social status a very good

counterpart to the dark academics murdering each other for the sake of getting their peers academic positions because the joking tumblr post does not give too many descriptions, it could be anybody's interpretation. Yeah, because it's a joke. Yeah, and the visuals? What are the visuals here?

Admiring athletes from classical periods. For example, the Doriforos is totally body goals. Who the fuck is Doriforos? So, like, naked Greek wrestlingers? Yeah. Oh, it's a statue.

Okay, yeah. All right. Athletic uniforms from the 1890s to 1950s. The weird soft football helmets? Well, up to, I don't know, fairly normal stuff? I don't... Bullying. Classical athletics such as Olympics,

discus throwing, and javelin. It's different than the first thing I said. Contemporary jock aesthetics in a darker color palette. It's like the bad kids on Riverdale, I assume. Plagiarism. Yeah, that's a good visual. That's the visual of this entire fucking wiki preppy sports such as crew rowing squash and the cross spartan ways of living in philosophy i'm just grasping at all these straws and violence against their fellow students.

Cool. Intern, I believe that you were telling me earlier that you consider yourself a gull girl. Is that right? No. Was that why you stole my fries? Uh-huh. You stole my phone.

How can I make this voice different from a clown it's just a seagull voice that's all just a seagull voice yeah yeah the girl girl aesthetic is an aesthetic based around the extraordinary side of seagulls. This aesthetic consists of loose feathers, seagull-y colors, and anything that captures the essence of a seagull. Do you need me to give you the Heimlich right now? What? Do you need me to give you the Heimlich right now? It seems like you're choking.

The intern tried to eat an entire hot dog hole. I choked on my kombucha again. It has features of beachy and tropical aesthetics. Oh, so like dolphins? God fucking damn it. Seagulls and dolphins are mortal enemies, but yes. It's the eternal

struggle. It's the ying and the yang and the smiley emoji. As it was ever thus. Other names are Seagull Girl, Seagull Core, and Gull Core. Decagull Core, and Gold Core.

Decade of Origin, this one. And who created this? Unknown. I'll tell you everything I know. Tell me about the key motifs. Seagulls, hot chips, that's the British kind, isn't it? The beach, Tell me about the key motifs. Oh, seagulls. Hot chips.

That's the British kind, isn't it? The beach. And extra fashion. Extra being in quotes. Your French fry joke was real. Only hot chips if you're stealing them from the garbage. You're so hot I burned my tongue and that's why I'm talking like this. Key colors include white,

grays, black, tan, and eggshell blue. And key values include seagulls. Key values include seagulls Key values include Seagulls If you don't know what that means You're not part of the club

It is ya It is ya Hey I really want to be a gull girl But what is a seagull exactly Uh visually you mean No no just yeah. Visually, you mean? No, no, just, yeah, yeah, visually, yeah, yeah. The Gold Girl visual consists of pictures of screaming seagulls or seagulls in a funny pose.

Seagull memes are a yes for this aesthetic. The Gold Girl visually is not crazy per se no it's just extra you know those birds have their strange quirky side and the goal of a gull

girl is to capture it dog so I'm supposed to chase you and put you in a cage or something? Just feed me your garbage, please. Oh, yeah.

The writer of this wiki doesn't understand that a bit extra is a pejorative. I'm just a bit extra. It's fine. You know, we're not all just about, you know, colors and values. We also have fun. Okay. Like what?

Like how do you have fun? We hang out at the beach. Cool. We have picnics at the beach. We feed other seagulls Lays chips, like potato chips. Oh, Lays chips. Okay. Sitting at the pool and naming seagulls that try to steal our food.

Very fun. We scream at seagulls. That's a bit extra. Yep. Yep. Chick. Collecting things from the beach, like shells, really nice rocks, driftwood, sea glass, which is

glass but not sharp. And not glass. It's from the sea. It's like big chunks of sand. Can we hear about a sub-genre for this, please? of sand. Can we hear about a subgenre for this, please?

Is that somewhere? Scroll down the wiki there. There's a subgenre. You're going to have to leave Discord again. I'm sorry. Oh no. Subgenres include Goal Witch.

Goal Witch is an aesthetic that combines the Goal Girl and Witchcore aesthetics. I didn't think it was possible. It's so possible. I thought there were enemies. No. They're not.

I don't have any enemies. You don't have enemies? Who hates a seagull who hates a witch both are so lovable gull which depicts a more elegant version of gull girl because she's a witch yeah and witches are inherently more elegant than other things. Right, yeah. Gullgirl, including lots of white black feathers, right? That's more elegant because now she's a witch

and she's made herself a dress from the gulls without hurting them because they're not enemies. Some aspects of seagull witch include feather crystals. What even is that? White leather bound books. Feather crystals? That doesn't

seem like that would help you fly. Uh-uh. White leather bound books and seagulls against a black and sometimes eerie background. Seagulls. I feel like if we waited one more week,

this page would have gull academia right underneath it. It would be dark gull academia. Fashion gull. We are going to close out this section. Dijon, I'm going to give you the choice of what you would like to close

out this section with. All right? Okay. You actually got a couple choices here. One of the aesthetics that you can choose is McBling. Another aesthetic is a little-known aesthetic called Party Animal. Uh-huh. And the third and final choice is Sad People.

This is not a choice. I think I want to hear about sad people. Okay, cool. Let's hear about sad people. Couldn't be me. Before we start, before we start, this is not a page for promotion. Don't do drugs. That's me, the person in aesthetic.

The photo for sad people is just a pile of Marlboro packets. The description is man standing in packs of Marlboro cigarettes. Yeah, no, tell me about this aesthetic. It sounds good. Oh, uh, yeah, sure.

Sad people Yeah, no, tell me about this aesthetic. It sounds good. Oh, yeah, sure. Sad People is an aesthetic on Tumblr best known for its black and white edits of shows and anime between the 80s and 90s. Cigarettes and trippy imagery blood sex vaporwave. Blood sex vaporwave and always carry and always carry a thick coat of depression and illness.

Wow. No amount of sex would be worth this. Don't put your dick in sad. Agreed! Sad people had a really great year. They must be so happy, which would, you know... Oh no! Poof!

Pub of smoke. You're out of the club. Within the sad people group, there are sad boss and sad girls. Yeah. Hey, sad boi. Sad people often feel lost, either mentally or physically. It has some relation to trauma core, Trauma Corps deals with far deeper issues.

Don't look up Trauma Corps. Oh, no. Yeah, I was excited because for a second I thought it was Trauma Corps. Because people like shit movies. Sad people aesthetic involves mental space, loneliness, and abandonment. Man, that sounds cool. This is literally depression but naked fashion. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Depression but with a nice belt. Yeah. What if I was depressed but it made me popular? Hey, Dijon, tell me what decade sadness was invented. Oh, the 2010s. Okay. Well, that's when

it was perfected, maybe. Yeah, so the fashion, like the fashion of Sadcore? Oh, yeah. Sorry, sad people. Do you want to learn? I can tell you about sad boiss and sad girls. Oh, that sounds very useful. Sad boiss don't usually come with a specific style of clothes,

but they usually dress anywhere from normcore to grunge. Wow. Okay, so it's exactly seen. Cool. Wow. Okay, so it's exactly seen. Cool. Yeah. You can tell it's a great aesthetic because it's a different aesthetic. Well, sad girls

don't usually come with specific style of clothes, but they're usually dressed anywhere from grunge. Okay, good! That sounds like a good movement. I like the fashion of it. The boys dress from normcore to grunge, and the girls dress from grunge.

Well, it's not just that. There's also an element of the e-girl aesthetic, which is basically grunge. Okay, cool. But the mentality that sad girls have makes the fashions hit different compared to their e-girl counterparts.

Cool. Man, I would love to hear music from this movement. Is there any artists that are sad people? Sorry, please describe the genre of sad people music first. Well, okay. It's a sub-genre of music that's an example of alternative rock characterized by bleak lyrics, downbeat melodies, and slower tempos. Or alternatively,

songs with deceivingly upbeat melodies. That also works, okay. If we have slow songs, we have fast songs, what else do you want? That are simultaneously characterized by depressive lyrical undertones or imagery. Also, the music is sometimes played

over degraded Bart Simpson edits. Oh, okay, there's the signature. There's the more juiced. Oh, Billie Holiday, 100% sadcore music. Yeah, but if Bart Simpson is in the background, if you can hear Billie Holiday and do the Bartman... Yes, and please, if you want to know some great

artists you should be following, you should try following Cry Wank. Oh, that's a link! That's a link. That's a link. Verified artist 345,000 monthly listeners to Cry Wank.

Cry Wank. With such songs as It's Okay, I Wouldn't Remember Me Either. Only Everyone Can judge me. And I am shit. Only everyone can judge me is genuinely very funny. I want to look it up on Spotify, but then that's all it'll ever play me.

If I were you, I'd be throwing up. You wouldn't meet a girl sat in your room listening to music, but some songs can still give you butterflies. From the album, James is Going to Die Soon. There's an album from 2019 called Wearing Beige on a Gray Day.

Fist Me Till Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth is an album as well. Tomorrow is nearly yesterday. Don't piss on me. I'm already dead. And then of of course, I am in great pain. Please help me.

All right. Yeah. So, CryWank. Yeah. Subscribe. Love it. What else? Onion.

Garden fart. Onion. You could also listen to Sylvia Plath. No. Nope. Nope. Try again. Try again.

No. Aw. Nope. Try again. Try again. No. Aw. I mean, maybe you can listen to her in your head It's kind of hard to listen to her. Yeah.

What's the name of this artist? Yeah, what's the name of this artist? Uh, Halsey? No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Not Sylvia Plath. Go up one. Yep. Uh, what, Cry Wank? No, no, no. Just try that artist again.

I'm sorry. It's not Sylvia. It's definitely not Sylvia Plath. You can try listening to Sylvia Plath. There it is. Yes, I missed that too. It's very good. It's very good. It's really good.

Sad boys are really good at titles, I think. You can also listen to XXXTentacion. Yep, yep, yep. Juice Worlds. Yep, Juice Worlds, sure. What else? xxxtentation yep yep yep juice world yep juice world sure what else uh akintikitra uh and dollar suicide boys dollar

suicide boys with dollar signs that's really fun that's really great oh man listen to my sad Girls Spotify playlist, Sad Girls Banana. All right. So there is a final part to this thing.

There is a discussion that we need to be having, right? So we are going to be in aesthetics.fandom.com forward slash F, which is the general. It's not really like the WikiTalk page. It's basically like the fandom thing sort of has sort of basically a forum that's behind a wiki, whether or not it gets used. Kind of like just put Tumblr inside of fandom. Yeah, why not? Like just eat the eat the world fuck it it's yours now uh i think it's like owned by like

amazon right so fuck it yeah eat the world no it's yes it's owned by fanatical oh is it which is then owned by they merge together they're crazy oh anyway um uh, so I just gotta say my name's Pastel Galaxy here, and okay, I'm not trying to be overdramatic, but it's true. Okay, so with the new rules for this wiki in

place, that means small wikis with not a lot of info are probably gonna be deleted. So I got a category that said candidate for deletion. I have lost confidence in the Unicorn Core wiki, and I have low self-esteem. It's true

with the new... Sorry, low is with a capital L, so it's the band. Yeah, so I have low self-esteem, and also I listen to low, so I got two problems. I don't want to see my wiki page down like this if it does. So I give up. I tagged

a bunch of people like the Avaro and the Internet Tomb Raider or any admin or mod. Just delete my unicorn core wiki page. I don't want to see unicorn. I don't want to see unicorn core and see it like this.

It was a nice try, but I should probably just leave wiki pages to somebody who knows how to make one. And I tag some more people. Or anyone else who knows how. I'll just use some other places to make my aesthetic, if I even get any attention with my aesthetic. Admins or mods who are going to plan to delete my Unicorn Core wiki page, put a message on my wall or something. And then that was me. And Heelys, you are one of the admins here. We've got a bulleted list.

You're Gravi Fantalia? Hello, I'm Gravi Fantalia. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't have to freak out. A page being tagged candidate for deletion doesn't mean it will be, or that it's anything to panic over.

Just because an article has a lot to improve on, that doesn't mean you should stop participating altogether. Just be, you should be less shit. It means you have to have a coherent vision, knowledge of the wiki structure, and a coherent tone.

Writing an article is like explaining something to a stranger. You have to know what you're talking about before explaining to someone. So my personal method is... So everyone on this wiki knows what they're talking about? Yes. Yes, we're all the experts in our field. One.

Where have I seen this before? Are they connected? For example, you could make a strong case for there being an aesthetic link between My Little Pony and Littlest Pet Shop. But if you try to make one between MLP and the Kentucky Derby, the aesthetic link isn't there. I don't know. I think My Little Pony Kentucky Derby is a much better aesthetic. Leave it to the experts.

Is the single photo subject? Think of the components of the aesthetic. Is it just repeated photos and prints slash stickers of an animal? Yep. Imagine if you X'd. That's a lot of it. Yep. Yeah, well, sure, yeah.

That's a lot of it, yep. Yeah, well, sure, yeah, but imagine if you X'd out all mentions of unicorn from your unicorn core page. Will it still hold up? No! It's called unicorn core, what the hell? Imagine if you moved the word boats from the wiki page on boats. This is why we implemented, lemon, lemon, this is why... This is why

we implemented the five rule. What? The five rule? We all know it, the five rule. They'll probably get to it at some point. Find some examples. At least six photos for your

image board is good. Oh, you mean uh in the sad people where there's a photo of uh pinky in the brain um uh a picture that says i hate me too and a boy who accidentally cut his hand i kind of mean that but what about the seagull page where there were just like six pictures of seagulls. I liked that better. That was good. Yeah. What are these?

Four, what are some adjectives that aesthetic describes? Is there a color palette? Five, what is the ethos of the aesthetic? What do they believe in? Are there cultural traditions and backgrounds that come with it? Cultural traditions? Yes, yes. Think of the cultural traditions of the unicorn and the unicorn core.

Being virginal? It's like Scottish mythological history, I guess. No, I mean more like maybe some music videos in the 2010s. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. History of art is the best way to describe it. Cultural background ideas slash backgrounds

goes to art and expression. Six. Think of more examples for the categories. Bigger lists, please. More lists, please. Type. Type more. Type. Specificity bigger lists please more lists please type type more type specificity is better for example every fashion has shoes in it except for the shoeless one but you know that's a bad example but only

country and western uses cowboy boots what are the specific objects and motifs that will fit um seven do I know how to format this look at the wiki style guide or other articles are you asking me maybe I don't think so eight is my diction

and grammar correct diction is this an audio book Is my diction and grammar correct? Diction? But you're... Is this an audiobook? Yes, when you're recording... The tip of the tongue, the teeth, the tits. The tip of the tongue, the teeth, the tits. We are an informational wiki.

Disagree. Have fun. Your best. Ooh. At the end of every paragraph is fine when talking to friends! It doesn't work for here, where we try to be impartial and informational. Ooh. Ooh. So, I hope you learned something.

I sure... So I was just thinking, does anyone else think this page is getting a little bit messy? It's getting out of hand. Okay, this is my personal opinion. But just today I was scrolling through this very page and I came across several candidates for deletion in a poll for new aesthetic. But I've never seen them exist anywhere else in people's personal lives. Some already existing aesthetics, for example, bunnycore, fawncore, monkeycore, butterfly, dinocore, caninecore. Just butterfly?

Butterfly. Yeah. There's a subgenre of moth. This just seems like people took an animal they liked and make it an aesthetic. Yeah, no shit. What the fuck? What the fuck people thought people came up with a thing they liked the look of

and then called it an aesthetic weird uh remember what the word aesthetic means now i know everyone has a different concept of beauty but it doesn't make so much sense to have so many different aesthetics if barely any people actually consider it to be their aesthetic, we'd have to put together a wiki or something. And then everyone just says, join our Discord. And before

we close this episode out, this is a list of aesthetics. If you go to aesthetics.fandom.com slash wiki slash list of aesthetics, the page scrolls forever with a list of all of these different aesthetics. And here.com slash wiki slash list of aesthetics. The page scrolls forever with a list of all of these different aesthetics. And here are some of the ones that we did not cover.

For example, there's Acid Pixie, Acid Wave, Adventure Core, Angel Core, Anime Core, Anti-Fashion, Apple Core, Atom Punk. Wait. Give apple core some space the sub aesthetics are religious apple core and apple punk also also christ core that's related to christ core uh yeah so uh so then there's, yeah, you got Babycore.

Then you got Babygirl. You got Barbiecore. A set I like very much is Batty. Batty is a core. Then there's Ballet Academia. There's Bastardcore. Bibliopunk. Bimbo Casual.

Just, yeah, pretty Casual, Biopunk, Bloomcore, there's Bougie, but I spelt it fucking terribly. Bougie. Bougie. Hi, my name's Bougie Will you buy me a drink? There's Brocore, you got Bronze Punk You got Bubblegoth, you got Bubblegum Bitch Which again is different than Bubblegum Witch You got Bunnycore There's Cabincore, there's Campcore

There's Candycore, Caninecore Carcore? Carcore? Carcore Carcore Me, Carcore. Carcore. That was one of those up for bleaching. Me, carcore. You got... You got cartelcore. Millions of dead cops.

There's... Yeah, you got your cartooncore, the changelingcore, the Changeling Corps The Cherry Emoji Twitter So click on that link for Later

It's a whole page Cherry Emoji Twitter, alright There's Christ Corps Chaotic Academia And then there's Clean Corps, you may know clean core as safety core or safety goth safety goth is great

all black but with all black but with safety orange vests over it alright in addition to that small list we've got clock punk cloud core comic core cottage core cottage gore Clockpunk, Cloudcore, Comiccore, Cottagecore, Cottagegore, Cowpunk, Craftcore, Cripplepunk.

Don't like that. You did an episode on that. Crocore, Crustpunk, which has been around for a long time aka stench core uh cryptid academia cryptid core crystal core cuddle party cult core oh yeah cult cult party kai Kai. Cyberdelic. Cyberghetto. Cyberdelic baby! Cybergrunge. Cyberpop. Cyberprep. Cybergrunge.

Darkparadise. Darkacademia. Darknaturalism. Darknautical. Darkacademia. Darknautical, man! Darkest Academia. Ugh.

Dayscore. Deco Punk. Desert Wave. Devilcore. Dinocore. Divacore. Dollcore. Draco Punk.

Dragoncore. Dungeon Synth. Dungeon Synth. Dungeon Synth. Nice. Dull Core. Nice. We've also got Dwiznacore. Also Grunge Weird.

Earth Core. Amansacore. Fairy Academia. Fawn Core. Frogcore, Gadget Punk, Game Night, Gloomcore, Glow Wave, Goblincore, Gorkore, Gothcore, Grandparentcore... What? What?

Hauntology. You need to do a whole episode on grandparent core. I'm sorry. Let's see if we got enough words in that one. Yeah, yeah. Happy core. Hate core. Health goth. Heat wave. High school dream.

Hike core. Honey core. Hustle wave. Hyper Pop, Intel Core. Come on. Wait, no. There's no AMD Core, though. Iron Punk, Jam Core, Jungle Core, Junk Punk, Karen Core. No.

Kid Core, Kid Science, Kinder Whore, King Core, Night Core, Light Academia, Lightning Wave, and Lit Kid. We've also got for you Love Core, Lunar Punk, Massive Cockvore. Sorry, I almost said Massive Cockvore. Yeah! The key motifs of Massive Cockcore are infographics and images of large penises. Also Medicalcore, Midwest Emo. also medical medical core midwest emo mommy's on the phone core that's a very powerful one the decade of origin is from the early 90s to now yeah so i kind of get why that lady came here and deleted a bunch of shit very powerful one. The decade of origin is from the early 90s to now. Yeah, so I kind of get why that lady came here and deleted a bunch of shit.

But it's still here. Yeah, because they banned her. Yeah, this is the undeleting stuff. Why is Sanrio a Okay, on massive cock core. Mommy's on the phone core refers to an aesthetic based around waiting for your mother to stop chatting in different crowded

spaces such as malls, parks, and diners. Related as Karen core. I have to go back to reading Bunky core, Boss core, Mushroom core, Core, Myth punk, Nano punk, Ninten core, Nostalgia core, Now punk, Nanopunk, Ninten Core, Nostalgia Core, Now Punk, Ocean Grunge,

Old Meme Core, Party Kai, Pastel Academia, Pastel Goth, Pastel Punk, Pet Core, Pigeon Core, Pixel Cutie, Pixie Core, Plague Core, Plant Mom,

PMAB, or Pick-Me-Ass Bitch. Huh? Is that Pick-Me-Ass Bitch? Pick-Me-Ass Bitch. Or Pick-Me-Ass Bitch. It's apparently a female who thinks she's not like other girls.

Oh, it's got a trigger warning on it. It's a female who thinks she's not like other girls. Oh, it's got a trigger warning on it. It's a female who thinks she's not like other girls and will degrade themselves or other females calling them thoughts in an effort to impress others. Yeah, okay. Makes sense. So is it like pick me, pick me? Yeah, it's like pick me.

Like why her? Why not me? I think that's what they're going for. I think so. I want to understand everything. No, of course. We are on a mission of learning. But first we have to understand Pow Wow Step, Prairie Corps, Prince Corps, Princess Corps, Queen Corps, Queer Corps, prince core princess core queen core queer core aka homo core rainbow core ranger core rat core raven core real life superhero reef wave rococo punk fuck

why are so many people at the ocean? Yeah, the aesthetic of Reef Wave is the opening credits to Pee Wee's Playhouse. We got Roller Wave, Romantic Academia, Romantic Italian, Royal Core,

Rustic Core Corps Sandal Punk Sanrio Corps Simp No clue Sciz Scrams Snail Corps Soft Apocalypse

Scrams was deleted in the past 24 hours soft macabre soft safety soggy solar punk space core

sparkle core spirit core steel punk stim wave stone punk Spacecore, Sparklecore, Spiritcore, Steelpunk, Stimwave, Stonepunk, Stripcore, Suburban Gothic. Gonna let that sit. That's all Gothic. Okay. Surreal Memer. Hmm.

Swordpunk. Teethcore. Traumacore. Traumacore. we've heard this one trender core vacation dad core oh i like that one void punk warm core weird core werewolf witchy Academia Witch House Witch Corps Woodland Goth Worm Corps Y2K Yankee Corps and Zombie Corps

And may I add a few more that should have been on the list? Yes, please Okay, I don't know why Hardcore isn't on there Well, maybe Hardcore isn't on there. Well, maybe hardcore isn't actually, is hardcore actually in the list? It isn't. No.

Yeah, there's no hardcore. Yeah, that's not an aesthetic. Okay, I saw dull core, wondering about sharp core. That's just my brain. And then, last but not least the cringiest joke hopefully I will ever make on this podcast parkour yay

drop the balloons teethcore is an aesthetic centered around teeth mainly the collection or loss of them. Oh yeah, like those nightmares everyone gets? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the nightmares where I have too many teeth. What did we learn from any of this, Mplus?

Tumblr continues to leak into the rest of the internet. I learned that when hitman space outlaw had that whole like jokes about like oh like like cool punk and mushroom punk and cave punk that was not only like that wasn't a joke that was a real thing and it's also a thing that still happens yeah uh yeah i uh one of the things i learned is Jaden Smith is the world's premier cyber grunge artist. Really? Is he? He's not just a moron who dresses stupid. He's cyber grunge.

Does he even still make music? Music doesn't have anything to do with any of this. There's no music and movements. I think that we covered in the very beginning, we covered there was a thing about this drama that there was the original site owner, and then that site owner had an exodus, and then they came back and the

other admins banned them and i think i get it now i think i get it now because i feel like this wiki started off stupider like that it was just like that they were just writing down bullshit uh just sort of to amuse themselves and then like as it created a community of editors those editors started to take it seriously because hey it's a wiki obviously like none of this is dumb like we need to actually build this because it's a proper wiki uh and then the original people were like what are you doing well and like every wiki it starts to become this project to filter all human knowledge through this one very bizarre lens

yeah yeah because everything is in this specific lens yes yeah and like and like every single like artist must be like one of the things we skipped over in the forum was like was like kind of everybody wants to claim Billie Eilish like yeah each one of these wants

to get billy eilish well like he's green he's green she is green so that's the slime core right there oh yep yep that's a sad sad girl sad girl that's all i know about billy there was an episode of uh of ghost writer in the 90s with a young Julia Stiles who says, can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? You never experienced the new wave, next wave, dream wave, or cyberpunk. There's a Doc Future video that takes that and then extends the questions of things that she lists by about three more minutes. Okay. And that was a really good joke. And it's no longer a joke.

So that's what I learned. Welcome to the internet. It's no longer a joke. I learned I'm... Let's see. Let's pick one. I'm into let's see, let's pick one. I'm into dark naturalism.

Cool, cool. I mean, as long as you're not Fashwave, then we can hang out. It's fine. Not Fashwave. Or Sad Girl. I don't want to hang out with Sad Girl either. I mean, you know. I mean, we're all sad people sometimes.

We're all little sad girls, let's be honest. Sure, sometimes let's be honest sure cyberdelic sounds cool cyberdelic does sound pretty cool i agree with that honey core is what i think it is which is all the honey you can eat then maybe that's what i am i thought it was just the music for honey. I'm just over here being bimbo casual. I'm Winnie the Pooh core. 100%. The website is always thefbl.us. There's another website called lefthandedradio.com. Just saying. And ball pit. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. How about letting me write about the hacker for the next issue? Do you know anything about hackers? Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? What? Ever read Neuromancer?