The F Plus - 366: Let's Do The Time Loaf Again

Episode Date: January 22, 2022

Hang on, didn't the F Plus do a Mandela Effect episode before? Well, this reality has us going to the r/MandelaEffect subreddit, before realizing that r/Retconned is even stupider and spending all our time there instead. This week, The F Plus is gonna drink Goldschläger until the loaf shifts.

Today I found a- Come off my back And won't you get yourself A thousand miles away from me I feel like we've been here before. It's the F Plus Podcast. It's a terrible place, but I feel like I remember that they read it with enthusiasm. In the room we have Boots Reingear. I honestly thought Dust and Diamond died about 10 to 15 years ago.

It sucks to be saddened by the same event twice. Frank, what? I don't think it is a coincidence that the recent ME changes to Darth Vader make him look less imposing or perhaps even a little stupid. Victor Laszlo!

One day we will wake up to a yellow sky and blue sun, and most people will be like, What are you talking about? It's always been like that, you crazies! Ooh, we've got K. Thor Jensen again! People often remember Shaggy having an Adam's apple. He did not. While people here might take that as proof of

alternate universes, I deposit another theory. And lemon. I always heard it as root beer. What the fuck is sarsaparilla. To put my kiss in the morning Okay, okay. This is seeming oddly familiar. I seem to remember being in sort of a virtual recording space with you, Booth Rengar, you were there, and Frank West, you were there, and K-Thor, you were there, and I don't remember if Victor was there or not. And I feel like we were recording an episode about the Mandela effect. Doesn't that sound right?

Is this like a humor podcast? The guy who invited me, his name was Orange. Well, that's not how I remember it. I remember it significantly differently. I want to... How different do you think your life would be if you went by orange this whole time? I don't think that would be... I feel like that would be a worse life.

I feel like that would be a life worse lived. Yeah, agreed. Although, although, I will say, I will say, and this is just, you know, for anyone out there that's listening, you know, if you ever meet me in person, uh, you ever meet me in person, um, one thing that always makes me giggle. One thing I really, really like is when, uh,

I go, my name is lemon. And they go, lemon, huh? Is your last name lime? Oh man. Love.

That's good. Is it? That's a good joke. We really enjoy it every time. I just kind of lost a lot of my material for this episode. Your solid 25 is your last same line minutes? Yeah, that was at least 20. Unrelated to any of that,

He's 20. Unrelated to any of that, I know that those of us in this recording right now are familiar with the Mandela effect. Boots, do you think you can explain to the listener what the Mandela effect is, also called the Berenstain effect? Wait, is this from the doc, or am I just doing this off the cuff?

No, no, no. I'd just, I'm just, I'd love you to summarize, if possible. Oh, sure, it's when people forget a thing and then have too much shame to admit that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so that's so, so it's called the Mandela effect because, like, people seem to think that, like, Nelson Mandela died in prison, and then other people think that the Berenstain Bears were actually the Berenstein Bears. It's like, it's, it's, you have, you know, people reach this path where there's two different paths you could take. And it's either, um, admit you're wrong or blame the entire world. So to that effect, uh, we're going to reddit.com, uh, where people blame, uh, the world for their own, uh, uh, shortcomings. the world for their own, uh, uh, shortcomings.

And, um, we're going to get into some theories, some theories of, of how this, uh, real, real effect actually happened.

Um, so, uh, Kthor, um, we're going to look here at a possible cause. Uh, you,

your name is proper distance. Um, you got a theory you want? Physics, as far as we know, support that time is a dimension. So the past and the futra are equally as real as the now. If this is true,

one way of perceiving this is that our actions become frozen in time after the present moment. But if every moment already exists as a moment in the dimension of time then every moment is the present wouldn't free will and probability dictate that we would make different decisions at any particular present maybe we move both ways in time affecting future and past you can't live forever but you get a certain amount of time to live your life. And

within that, you can have infinite do-overs, but are only aware of the past that lead you to your particular present. I've been so lucky in my life. I've had countless experiences of my life could have been so different. I think we live over and over honing our choices to perfect our lives, but it gets super complicated when you consider other people are doing the same long story short mandela effect has always been the past changing itself it's just that we're able to notice because of the internet and stuff that's and yeah that's cool hey man i just i need to get like one cap and a stem so just how much is that and we just we just get this transaction i got i got places to be man it's real great talking to

you i just want to finish this transaction and be in my way if that's okay give me three of your hubcaps off your car and we'll call it uh i've heard that the mandela effect Victor I have heard that the Mandela effect that we're all experiencing is based on the sun is that right ah I mean I think you're half right see the fact

that in this reality we developed under a white sun rather than a yellow one can explain why our bodies and minds slash personalities are so different. This white sun is much brighter and much hotter than the yellow sun from my old reality. As a result, people have more of a temper and are more impatient and negative as well as a

lot mentally slower and dumber. The fact that the heart is now in the sun is colder. People have a more of a temper because the sun is colder. See, that's exactly what I'm talking about, about slower and dumber. Is this right here? It's not colder.

It's just yellow. I don't get it. Get ready to not get more of it. I'll talk slower for you. How about that? Oh, thank you. The fact that the heart is now in the middle is probably because our hearts

would overheat if towards one side, but under the sternum are not directly hit by beams of sunlight and don't get as hot. The new organ we have called the mesentery might exist in us now because we developed under a white sun. What the fuck? Hey, Victor, in your medical expertise,

which organs are hit by direct sunlight? Can you enumerate them? It's the skin. The skin, the eyes, the penis, if you're in France. The inside of, the penis if you're in France. The inside of your penis if you're ambitious. Kind of drawing a blank here.

All right, thank you. Appreciate that. So our kidneys are different for this same reason. They are up more under the ribcage to not overheat when the sun hits our lower

backs. The place where people sweat the most usually. Jesus Christ. No, that's how kidneys process liquor. They just boil it. They just boil it out.

I usually sweat the lower back. My lower back is a little sweaty right now, so maybe... Also, another reason we may have evolved to have our heart in the middle and our kidneys up high could be because humans in this reality are more hostile, and so these organs

are protected under bone to keep them from being easily damaged. Heart's not in the middle, but cool. Remember the position the kidneys were in before was very inconvenient and was a real Achilles heel in a fight. No, I don't remember that.

That's the whole point, is that I don't remember that. You don't remember when your kidneys were in your heel, Frank? It really wasn't convenient to pee out your toes. Kidney punches were an easy and open shot and hurt like hell. Now we are designed better. Now if we get shot, our sternum might protect our heart and we might not die. Totally.

Definitely. These bodies have many advantages our old ones didn't. Harsher conditions equals higher evolution. Think about it. What do you all think? Oh, so this is like the alternative reality is better. Well, that's nice. Yeah. So, update. Holes in our skulls?

We never had holes in our skulls in my old reality. How do you eat? Or see? Where did your eyeballs reside? Hear or breathe? This is excellent proof of what I'm saying. It's obviously ventilation. The holes let our brains

breathe so they don't overheat because of this white sun. Also, the new animal species that exist in this reality might exist because this life is developing under a white sun, not a yellow one. And one more thing, I remember our kidneys used to be long and droopy shaped. Now they are the way I remember the spleen looking. So, from what I understand, the Mandela change here is that the sun, when this person was a child was yellow as a child

would draw a sun with a crayon on a piece of paper and now their modern adult observation is that the sun is white. Right. In this dimension, yes. Correct. And also that when they were a child people were nicer.

Was this written by Superman? I think this was written by Superman. My name is deleted. Oh, yeah, what's up? Yeah, this is so dumb. Upload! Upload! Upload!

Upload! I can't upvote. I think you can't upvote things that old. 40 points before it got deleted which is even more points than the spark one who got 22 points for saying how high are you right now Frank do you have a

question for this community do I ever I have so many questions but one of them is, is the Mandela Effect a sign of an impending nuclear holocaust? Yeah, probably. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.

I recently watched one of my favorite movies, Watchmen, and Spark said an interesting thought. That in his reality, that's what it's called. It's just one character. Sparks said an interesting thought. That in his reality, that's what it's called. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just one character. It's just Roshark.

That's it. I can fix your watch. Man! He's just a guy in a park selling fake Rolexes. But he's blue and his pecker is out. I did some very late research on the credibility of this theory and found that there may be possible. The kinetic energy produced by

nuclear explosions can affect the curve of space-time very slightly. It may be possible that if hundreds or even thousands of nukes are detonated in such an event, it could have unforeseen effects on space-time. Maybe.

Yeah, we nuked the past. Right, right. I feel like... Okay. That's actually what happened in Pompeii. Little known fact. We dropped a bunch of bombs and we killed the past i don't know what to tell you thousands of nukes being launched at the same time logistically probably but okay yeah cool maybe even causing maybe even causing the most of alterations attributed to mandela Effect. Furthermore, the closer we

get to Doomsday, the alterations will become increasingly abundant. I would really like to hear others' opinions on this, and hopefully learn how credible this theory may be. Thanks. Oh, yeah, well, see, let me help out. I'm Reddit. Suffice to say, I think this is a good

premise. Up votes, please. I love the idea of things just getting stupider and weirder as our lives draw to a close. Oh, that is actually, yeah. It's sort of like how they imagine when you're in a coma

and you just sort of have those last bits of hallucinations. and you just sort of have those last bits of hallucinations. We're just in a big death dream. I'm into it. Thank you, ErrorCode666. We're going to move away from R slash Mandela Effect for a minute

to go to... I clicked on ErrorCode666's user page. He has three posts. Okay, great. The one we just read. He also has the Mandela Effect Paradox. And then he posted a comment in,

Am I cute with cum on my face? No! To which he replied, The answer is no, by the way. Not particularly, no. Well, he thought so. He put six fire emojis. Six fire emojis, but only two points.

So, not super cute. I don't know. Oh, that was his comment. He was rating someone else who had cut off their face. Oh, okay. So we're going to be moving away from that r slash Mandela effect. We're going to go moving away from that R slash Mandela

effect. We're going to go to R slash retcon. Oh boy. Oh, that's the stupider Mandela effect. So I've got 485 upvotes and my name is Segaspers?

It's the word Asperger's it's the word aspergers combined with the word sega as it was always meant to be oh boy segaspergers can I actually quickly say what r slash retconned is

so they made mandela effect and then it got gradually more popular and then as a result more normal people showed up and just started saying, like, this isn't true. Obviously, you're dumb. So then they made r slash retconned, where there's an explicit rule that you're not allowed to say at any point that someone is wrong. No one is ever wrong on r slash retconned. At any point. Yeah, actually, that is true.

This was our first ever document given to us by... Name is SemanticWeeb. So thank you, SemanticWeeb, for this document. And SemanticWeeb starts with the rules and says, On r slash retcon, one of the subreddits featuring this document, the following comment is posted by a bot in every single

post. Due to overuse, the phrase, just because you never heard of something doesn't mean it's a Mandela effect or similar is not welcome here and is a violation of rule number nine. Continue arguing and push for this narrative without consideration of our community. We'll get you banned.

Just start now with that every time. Anyway, SAG! This community has 11 rules, all of which are, you can't say that this is bullshit. Yeah, it's just, I'm not an idiot. 11 straight rules.

I'm not an idiot. SAG gaspersers I've only recently discovered the Mandela effect it resonated with me because I've been dealing with similar personal examples of this since I died

and I had an out of body experience many years ago blah blah blah reality as I saw it is a fractal. There are infinite versions of every waking minute you're alive that represent

every choice that you can make and its effects. They all exist simultaneously. I saw the effect of dimensions and how they contain these variations. So first of all, the third dimension, that's our vantage of all, the third dimension, that's our vantage point, right?

Okay. Fourth dimension, time becomes a space you can move in. A long cylinder, or loaf, as I saw it. I have always wanted to move in a loaf. Move freely about this loaf. The space of the third dimension within the loaf. Only memories and the current moment. Future was there, but it wasn't collapsed into the loaf.

Can be seen from every vantage point simultaneously. Okay, that's the fourth. Then there's the fifth dimension. can be seen from every vantage point simultaneously. Okay? That's the fourth. Then there's the fifth dimension, the space your time loaf moved in. Oh, sorry, time loaf. It's a loaf inside of a loaf. Let's do the time loaf again.

Let's do the time loaf again. It includes all possible timelines that resulted from different choices that you made over other loaves. Not loaves. Loaves. Yeah. The Toronto Maple Loaves. Right. The Toronto Maple Loaves.

Then there's a sixth dimension, other timelines separate from yours, where other choices were made intersect with each other, creating a loaf matrix. Did this guy have a near-death experience in front of a subway? Yeah! Yes, but that's unrelated.

I mean, I will say that the smell that comes out of a subway makes me want to pass out. A loaf matrix where events will take place in one loaf are actually representations in another. Other beings exist in here between the loaves. They manipulate the loaves for fun, I guess. So like a sub-loaf anomaly? I'm a seventh-dimensional loaf manipulator.

Don't mind me. I just do it for fun. Sort of a hobby. Manipulate his loaves, Teresa! Hey, let's make this one think... Let's move all of the universes around to make this one think Let's move all of the universes around To make this one think that Subway Is spelled Subway

That's what they call putting a raisin in the loaf Okay, then there's the seventh dimension That's the one you've all been waiting for This is the headliner The seventh dimension, all the loaves Inter've all been waiting for. This is the headliner. The seventh dimension, all the loafs intersecting with each other make up a fractal sphere that includes all possible variations at all times throughout existence, and it grows outward like a water balloon being filled. You know, a water balloon made of loafs. What an evocative metaphor. In French,

a boule. I couldn't see outside the skin of the balloon, but I assume that's the eighth, and other spheres would exist in there that had different center starting points. So other Big Bang variants, different physical laws, etc., the ninth

dimension would be all those variants existing as a single point, and I guess the tenth would be all those variants existing as a single point. And I guess the tenth would be something that I can't really comprehend. But again, sorry about that. I can only theorize on nine different things. Perhaps a challah or other braided bread. He's only theorizing

three dimensions. He saw the rest of them. But again, that's all theoretical since I never saw them. Okay, what's the Mandela effect? Okay, so well, all the reality pathways intersect. They have to, since that's actually what

is made up of. That's what reality is made up of. That's what reality is made up of. That's what reality is made up of. That's what reality is made up of. That's what reality is made up of. That's what reality is made up of. It takes two to make a mango ride. That's what reality is made up of. It takes two to make it out of sight.

Oh my god. The effect of other realities is what creates our third dimensional experience and vice versa. So, when something changed from our past, that means we're on a different track. A different loaf. Only way that can happen, as far as I know, is either, number one, we're evolving out of the third dimension. Number two, something happened to our other loaf and we got switched over.

No idea what can cause that. Death doesn't do it, since you just go back in usually. But a mass extinction could maybe because it might overload the system? No idea. Number three, a higher being is manipulating the loaves. They do do that. I watch them, but only in the present.

Even if they do do, did do that in the past, we wouldn't have the memory of it because I think automatically it puts you in a new loaf. What happens if you pinch a loaf? Time paradox. Anyway, since my near-death experience, I've studied most religions. That's like non-disclosure engagement? No, I've studied most religions. I've studied most religions that's like non-disclosure engagement no no i've studied most religions i've studied most religions i'm currently a christian but gnostic leading uh and i've done dmt 17 times oh what what what i don't know why i stated an unrelated fact here

that seemed completely extraneous information. Feel free to ask questions. Nobody did. What more could be asked? This is as pure a cosmology as has ever been laid out by human hands. We are within the low sphere. Yeah, we are within the low sphere.

There are comments, but obviously nobody asked questions. It's just like, here's what my dumb reality is. One person asked, excuse me, but at the end of the Mandela paragraph, do you precise your Christian? As in really Christian? Yeah. You got shamed on Reddit.

Sheep. All right. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Okay. Oh, shit. Oh, god. Okay. Well, here we go. So, we're still on r slash retconned. And

Kthor, I think if you'll take that one, please. Oh, yeah. Oh, god. I have an all-powerful earth-controlling weapon. I want you to know it can do anything. Even travel back in time. Strokes white cat.

I can move continents and basically run the universe. Be afraid and cower down to your all-powerful new god. And here I am posting on Reddit! CERN. FFS. This barrage of CERN did it is relentless.

Let's have a look at what CERN can do. Firstly, it can smash atoms at the speed of near light. Okay. That's well impressive. The best description of CERN that we've heard ever in this podcast. Keep unemployable nerds out of the general population. Admirable. Change things.

I don't know if they're succeeding that well. Yeah, they're not. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, excuse me, right here. No, no, no, no, no. They're not smashing atoms. Just go to Switzerland and knock on the door, Frank. If you think we're a general population,

you've got a problem. You're the only population I interact with, so I assumed you were a representative. The Hadron Collector is actually smashing nerds at the speed of light. The Hadron Collector? In that universe it collects

in yours it may collide change things historically only now so there is residue can we digress that residue is apparently an official term that they use for like a memory residue is the

sort of whatever remains from mandela change change things i actually kind of like that residue change things retrospectively like before when it was invented chuck norris jokes anyone i saw changes in the 90s so i can we unpack this that they believe that chuck norris jokes existed before Chuck Norris? Is this the argument? I'm confused. No, I think they're saying that CERN is so powerful it's doing things retroactively, and you could make a Chuck Norris joke out of how powerful it is. Oh, I thought that CERN was ruining, like CERN was making it so nobody's laughing at my Chuck Norris jokes anymore.

Maybe there's other realities where every Chuck Norris joke was a real truth. These killed in my last loaf. Move continents. Ensure we can see different Mandela effects at different times. Bring animals and plants into existence white films off the planet bring people back from the dead make it they're all certain things yes yes make it so even when people do see it they deny its existence. Parentheses. Downloads. End parenthesis. So we're into necromancy? Necromancy?

Okay. I believe that's an upload. Move the Earth in the Milky Way. Change historical events. Spartans beating the Athenians. Oh! And possibly blow up the Earth Now

Call me Mr. Skeptical But I have a feeling this certain narrative Is being pushed for a reason Mostly because No one really knows what the fuck it actually does So we fill in the blanks I used to go to school with many kids Whose parents worked for a jet

A nuclear fission program Run by joint European nations lengths. I used to go to school with many kids whose parents worked for JET, a nuclear fission program run by joint European nations. You went to school with kids? Holy shit! It basically employed a shitload of people, cost a shitload of money, and didn't seem to produce very much for old Joe Schmo

like us on the street. And I'm still unclear what it actually did achieve other than to suck loads of cash out of the European Union and employ men with beards. None of us knows what it is. You know that nuclear fission exists,

right? You don't want men with beards walking among us, do you? 30% of... I'm right here. Again. It's hurtful. You were who I was talking about. Go work for Jet. Go work for Jet.

Get away from me. Stroke your beard when you walk in the door. Most of us have discounted CERN many moons ago. I know some subscribe to the possibility and whilst I am not ridiculing anyone's theories, this barrage of CERN many moons ago. I know some subscribe to the possibility and will stop. I am not ridiculing anyone's theories. This barrage of CERN posts,

even from non-Mandela effects seers, is rather strange. I'm getting jumped on and forced the CERN narrative more than a normal Mandela effect argument with skeptics. Oh, and one more thing. Claim the Mandela

effect doesn't exist and that it's people's memories. Then say that CERN is causing the changes that you didn't see. Sorry for the rant, but these CERN posts are coming thick and fast. Just like Frank. So I was literally, you know, stole it from me. Now he can't come. Low-hanging fruit is my lane, Frank.

Do you think that when he was talking about Jet there, was he talking about Jet Propulsion Labs? Like, first of all, I would say that that would be people that were responsible for a whole bunch of shit. Including fucking sex magic.

Like, sex magic came out of the Jet Propulsion Labs. So apparently... Joint European Taurus. Okay, yep. It looks a lot like... It's another big science machine that people don't understand exactly what it did. It's probably the Cern of its day. It's like a big, horny energy tube.

Just like Frank. That is what the ladies call me. Look out, ladies. Here comes the big, horny energy tube. Uh. Woo! here comes the big horny energy tube uh woo um okay uh

this one's a quick one Boots if you'll take this one please yeah yeah my name is catlover0619 oh god cool great good one apparently eggs aren't dairy anymore Yeah, my name is Catlover0619. Oh, God. Cool. Great.

Good one. Yeah. Apparently, eggs aren't dairy anymore. Today, I found out eggs aren't dairy. My first thought was that the food pyramid totally lumps eggs in with the dairy. Nope. Right there on the right above the peanut butter and the protein section. But, hey, the food pyramid was different when I learned it in school. Maybe they

reclassified it, and I just learned from an outdated pyramid. Correct! Nope! Correct! That's- what? No! No, no, no, no! You're so fucking close! Oh my god! How the f- you can't- No! Because you can't outdate a pyramid! Stupid! What the hell's going on on this food pyramid makes the distinction as clear as goddamn possible

by making eggs their own category i cannot find a single pyramid that puts eggs in the dairy section but i swear the rule for dairy has always been animal products that aren't meat. So honey? Honey? But apparently now it has to originate from the mammaries of a mammal? To be fair, grocery stores have always placed eggs relatively close to the dairy section if not the dairy section, so it's not hard to see how one could make

the association. But this is some barren state-level shit for me. The grocery store doesn't give a shit about your food pyramid! That's not how they're arranging aisles in the grocery store. This means that Khan is not doing it. Boots, a different post from a different poster,

but I want you to have this one as well, please. Okay. different post from a different poster, but I want you to have this one as well, please. Okay. My name is Rossin84. Penis fish? What the fuck?

So, recently I came across a few articles and news feeds about thousands of penis fish washing up on the beaches of California. Now I've been watching National

Geographic's all my life. That's what they called it. Yeah. Well, he's watched more than one of them. Yeah. I believe the plural is National's Geographic. National's Geographic. I used to watch the Nature Channel with my dad when I was little, studied geography,

and never heard or seen a penis fish. Geography? Not even in your geography class where they would mention such things? Yeah, but they exist with this new reality. And they look like what they are called to. By the way, no one I show them to has ever heard of them either.

Alright. Love the idea of a loaf manipulator introducing that into the timeline and just being so fucking pleased with themselves. Yeah. This is gonna be the best fucking loaf, dude. I also like the, well, I never heard of it,

therefore it existed in a different reality. Yeah, Google image search for penis fish was kind of fun, but deviant art search for penis fish was much funner we're just a certain definition of fun yeah yeah yeah actually you know it was a little bit less

guar heavy than i thought it would be i really thought there would be a lot of guar fan fiction in there or uh fan art um victor what do you got there? I'm very excited about this next one. So I'm SaturnGirl99. Cool. I have some questions about Fred Flintstone's catchphrase. So, I used to watch the Flintstones

every now and again when I was younger, and I could have sworn Fred Flintstone's catchphrase was, Bababooey! I distinctly remember the theme song opening and I could have sworn Fred Flintstone's catchphrase was Baba Booey. I distinctly remember the theme song opening and as he'd get off work, he'd yell Baba Booey! And the vocals to the theme song would start.

What do you call people, you mean? Apparently it was Yabba Dabba Doo, as people tell me. What? That doesn't sound right. But I never remember that at all. Does anyone else remember it differently? Apparently it was yabba-dabba-doo, as people tell me. What? That doesn't sound right. But I never remember that at all. Does anyone else remember it differently? Oh, God.

Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Baba Booey. Yep. F plus, I have question. Okay. Mars. Yes. F plus I have question Mars Mars

yes okay there's suddenly a bright orange ball in the sky it looks like a fireball but smaller and has been there for a couple weeks now

I'm waiting for it to expand, but, and land, but my neighbor tells me that thing is Mars. Has anybody else noticed it? Which reminds me, the original Earth I was from didn't have fireballs at all. Mars was also not visible from it.

Just saying. Thank you for your time. In his universe, Pitbull's 2014 hit Fireball was simply called But wait, what do bros order at the bar then? They just go up to the bar and say Hey, give me a Can I have a Jagermeister and mix it with

I'm going home, I guess I don't know Call me when the loaf shifts Mix it with... I'm going home, I guess. I don't know. Call me when the loaf shifts. I'm going to drink fucking Goldschlager until the loaf shifts. Yeah, Goldschlager until the loaf shifts, for sure. Frank, what do you got there?

What do I have? Inconsistent sunset times. Over the last couple of years, I've noticed this and just did last week, prompting me to post. Normally, the sun sets

at its normal time. Now, the days get slightly shorter. Depending on cloud cover, it can seem slightly darker or lighter earlier or later. You're kidding. Really?

Like, different times of the year and different times of the day? Yes! Fuck! Oh, thank god someone else has noticed. Oh my god, that is nuts. Yet last week, once again, I looked outside and saw it was nearly past 8.30, and it was as bright as it is normally around 7 this time of year. Whoa! Wow!

Took well after 9.30 to seem completely dark. Perfectly clear day, nothing could have distorted the sunset. Then the next day come 8.30 once again, totally clear and it's much darker than the previous day and seems like a normal sunset time. Has anyone else noticed it sometimes seems like the sun randomly sets way later than it normally would for the time of year it's not often but randomly a few times a year I'll look out and be like oh it's still early and look at the time and think how the fuck is it still

so sunny outside this guy has spent the last three years of his life living inside of the cube this is an incredible one because I'm assuming this person is old enough to have a reddit account so it's at least 12 and has experienced the changing of the seasons yeah and what that means i mean the only thing i can think of is that could they live very close to the equator for much of their life and then move. I'm trying to actually justify this.

That's very generous. That's very nice of you. I'm trying to be as generous as possible. It's adorably kind. I like it. I like it. Actually, Kether, what was that one that you just found right now? Yes, absolutely. So the question I have, I am user Mama2R0

and my question for our Mandela effect is, what is baby corn? I haven't seen anything about this. So I thought I'd ask, baby corn, like the little ones you find in Chinese stir fry is what I'm thinking of. I remember someone telling me it was tiny corn, and I didn't believe them. So I looked it up and found out it wasn't actually tiny corn, but another vegetable. Recently, I couldn't remember the name of the vegetable. So I looked it up and now it's literally baby corn harvested a few days after the ear sprouts.

Has this flip flopped? Am I crazy? It's okay if I am, lol. this flip-flopped? Am I crazy? It's okay if I am, lol. And so the comments are full of people like, oh no, I was taught it was a different kind of vegetable. A different vegetable

than was not corn. Okay. Alright, alright, alright. This has been fun. It's been, you know, a little silly. We're having some silly fun. Okay, um, alright, alright, alright. This has been fun. It's been, you know, a little silly. We're having some silly fun, which is okay. Which is okay, but I need to talk to you about a very serious matter, okay?

Okay. This is a very serious matter of plus. My name is G14 classified 97, and to the Mandela effect, I said dogs used to sit more elegantly. Wow. Yeah, thank you, yes.

Yes, we all understand this is a man-ported fact. Fucking Philistines. Alright, well. Yes, dogs used to sit more, listen, listen, to sit... Listen, listen. Okay. Boots rain gear.

Yeah. Dogs in reality sit like this. A picture of a stock image of a dog, right? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, they used to sit like this. This dog is fucking disgraceful. They used to sit...

No. No, that's good. That's good. No, that's good. Have you no dognity? But I remember them sitting on their heels and backwards, knees lined up to the floor,

parallel, and their paws almost together with their behind touching or being supported by their knees with a lot more finesse okay i tried to find drawings and these are the closest i could come up with and then i like posted some shutterstock clip art of a dog like first of all i posted two different shutterstock drawings and in one of them the dog's spine is broken because it's turning in a way that should be physically impossible.

Which is very elegant. Of course. Now it seems they can't support their own weight and put their entire behind on the floor with their legs spread apart. This is the closest real-life image I could find of how I remember. And then I posted a picture of a dog sitting very elegantly in D.

Yeah, in my reality, humans didn't sit on chairs. They squatted just above them. There's like 150 different breeds of dogs and I posted pictures of five different breeds and I'm upset that they're different. In my reality, I don't need a squatty potty. God damn it.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool. Oh my god, oh my god. Can I take the next one? Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. My, my God. Oh, my God. Can I take the next one? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. My name is Underjump.

Cool. Remember ovals? I remember in preschool, I was taught that ovals were one of the main shapes, like squares, circles, and diamonds. Not an important or interesting shape, but commonly used shape. But then one day, no more ovals. No one talked about them! No one used them! I realized this a few days ago

when I thought about it. I couldn't even think of anything that used ovals anymore, except the oval office and eggs, and that's it. Even weirder is when there is something that's oval, people, instead of saying it's oval, they usually prefer to say it's egg-shaped. Why? Who knows? Well,

that's the end of my story. Anyone else remember ovals? Yay! That was an innocent time. These kids will remember this. I think this person has an incredible opportunity to reintroduce ovals to this loaf.

Imagine that! Look at this fucking shape, guys! Think of how interesting the entire art world would be if ovals were taught as the fundamental shape. An oval is the building block of all artistic expression.

Yeah, like video cards, instead of rendering triangles, renders ovals. Oh, so good! Finally, we could reach the pinnacle of the art form. Everything looks like Vector Man. God, I love Vector Man. Okay, good for you. What do we got there, Frank?

Not the game, I just love ovals. I just want to come on Vector, man. Yeah, we've all been there. Hey, my name is Pale Goth. Uh, hop. No, sorry. Take two. Hop Topic

Sexy Corner? Hop Topic? The Sexy Corner? The Sexy Corner. Ovals don't have those! sexy corner? Hop Topic. The sexy corner? The sexy corner. Opals don't have those! You wanna go with me to the sexy corner of Hop Topic, please? Sure, I'll bounce

on over. I know for a fact Hot Topic has changed so much over the years, but whenever I mention this, nobody remembers this. I used to go here all the time with my friends a few years back in middle school and high school. Do any of you remember a part of the Hot Topic store having a sex slash kinky section? It was only...

I wouldn't touch it. I'm only barely willing to touch things in a Hot Topic already I'm now imagining you walking around Hot Topic with a Green Day shirt like extended from a pink as you extend your arm and march across the store

it was only a small corner in my store as you extend your arm and march across the store. It was only a small corner in my store, but they sold, like, chokers connected to handcuffs. What? You're kidding! Chokers connected to handcuffs? What is that? I'm under arrest! That's what killed the guy from NXS.

I'M UNDER ARREST! That's what killed the guy from NXS. See? That time it wasn't a Keith Aradine joke. And I clearly even remember what section of the store I went to where they used to have it. I remember it was in the far back right corner and have memories

of me and my friends when we were younger looking at it. Whenever I try to ask other Hot Topic shopper friends if they remember it, they just say no. Is it just me or was this an actual thing? I tried searching for store pictures with

this stuff in it but I can't find it anywhere. I'm hoping someone else can remember this because nobody I know does. Please let me know. Hey, guys, do you remember going to the mall and looking at dildos? No? No, it's just me? I'm the only one that looked at dildos at the mall?

I mean, they didn't even, she's not even saying dildos, she's saying chokers, which Hot Topic has sold since time immemorial. Yeah, yeah, exactly. The raison d'etre of Hot Topic is you get a Joker. Exactly. Yeah, studded chokers for life. I think, Victor,

I'd like you to take this one, please. Okay. Actually, it's pretty long, so if you'll just take that out of the document. Okay. I still get to be the Medvedian president, right? Yes, yes.

Do I need to be presidential? Ooh, Mr. President, all right. Okay. In which loaf did Medvedia exist? Oh, you've got to talk about this, aren't you? Okay. I'm good yeah since i was four or five i have been working on a fictional country called medwedia what started as a nation of humanoid bears okay hence the name i am russian is now fleshed out i like to draw detailed road network maps in my free time, naming cities and provinces, imagining vegetation,

landscapes, local customs, and traditions. Oh man, that could be an entire F Plus episode for you. When I talk about Medvedia, or the Medvedian Democratic Federation as its full name form is, I usually picture it as totalitarian, Orwellian

fascist dictatorship, ruled by a small elite that brutally enforces a strict caste system and prevents foreign invasion by means of extreme nuclear superiority, locked in a constant state of Cold War and occasional border skimrishes with the NATO. with the NATO. Pictures showing a very good highway network that spans the whole country, bridges over large rivers, lakes, and possibly even the Bering Strait flash before me when I think about Medvedia. Now the point is, unlike most fictional countries, Medvedia can be assigned a location on our Earth. The map of a world where Medvedia exists looks like the work of one of the members of this subreddit,

showing slight and medium, but not drastic, differences from our world. Medvedia occupies the northern part of Russia. Yes, it's a fairly long country. It also exists in that universe, albeit less powerful. The easternmost reaches

of Finland, the eastern half of the Norwegian province of Finnmark, Greenland, Alaska, and several islands and possessions in the Pacific. It also lays claim to the entire Antarctic continent. Real quick, Boots,

I have a question for you. I see that while Victor has been reading, you've gone to uh civicscommunity.fandom.com and found and found the fandom entry uh on medwedia um the uh what's the national religion medwedia uh the national religion uh well you know everybody knows it's the medwedean orthodox christianity yeah yeah and the uh the constitution uh the constitution knows it's the Medvedian Orthodox Christianity. Yeah, yeah.

And the Constitution? The Constitution is the Constitution of the Medvedian Democratic Federation. Okay, the capital of Medvedia? Medved. Okay, and then who's the leader? Oh, the leader is the glorious and honorable president of the

Sorry, I need a full breath for this. It's the glorious and honorable president of the Medvedian Democratic Federation, beloved leader of the Medvedian people, High Marshal Theodore Lyndon Frankenstein. And then what's the sort of, like, chant or slogan at the bottom of the page? Oh, of course. You know, it's important to put a chant at the end of your world building document. Your own personal death to America. It is glory to his excellency, the glorious and honorable president of the Medvedian Democratic Federation, beloved leader of the Medvedian people, High Marshal Theodore Lyndon Frankenstein. Glory to Medvedia and the medvedian people high marshal theodore linden frankenstein gloria glory to medvedia and the medvedian people glory to the patriotic heroes of medvedia

who sacrificed themselves for the greater good fending off the cowardly rebels of the august revolution uh one last one one last question i know what your question is too what's the population 25 all right i think we should play a little game here because this uh fandom we I know what your question is, too. What's the population? 25. All right. I think we should play a little game here, because this fandom wiki page is located on the CivX community wiki. Without peeking at the main page, what would you guess that CivX is? Like an open source Linux clone of Civilization 1. Ooh, that is actually a really good guess.

Like, I will say the background graphic looks a little Minecraft-y, so I'm thinking it's a video game of some sort, like a Civilization-type video game. It's when you do Civilization, but it's a better version, and it costs some of your super meter. It's when your Civil Civilization, but it's a better version and it costs some of your super meter. It's when your Civilization divorces you. Are we right or wrong? We're close. It's a Minecraft server, baby!

It's a Minecraft server with its own fandom? Of course it is. Of course it is. That makes the most sense. It's got its own subreddit. The most recent post on the subreddit from two months ago says, it's dead, by the way.

Yeah, all of the members are currently playing Apex Legends. Pour one out for TL Frankenstein. Hey, actually, Victor, seeing as how you were talking about, you know, Baba Booey and whatnot. Baba Booey!

I feel like this is sort of on the same tack. Oh, okay. Oh. I swear, woolly mammoth burgers were a thing. Eating one was on my bucket list. Today I was watching the Ancient Aliens show, trying to figure out what flash-frozen woolly mammoths with blood in the veins and tropical food in the belly had to do with humans having accurate maps of Antarctica. Nothing. What are you talking about? And I remembered that extinct frozen tundra meat was totally a thing.

And I wanted to check the prices and see if any places near me had it on the menu. And, it's not a thing. They know what would happen if you tried it, and it's not good at all. First hit Google headline, What Frozen Woolly Mammoth Tastes Like, but the title after you click reads, What Happens to Meat When You Freeze It for 35,000 Years? An article from 2007 says that finding intact species was very rare, but I swear I've known about mammoth burgers since about 1997.

Seeing mammoth on the menu, naturally you'd wonder how rare the meat was Not rare at all So common that people were harvesting the meat No scientific need for every specimen There's just so many fucking mammoths around Just get out of here I don't care There's a very trenchant comment From user DuhLightswitch

Who says I'm sure lots of menus have something called a mammoth burger, implying it's large, not made of mammoth. That is clearly a violation of the rules of engagement. I will have you banned.

DuhLightswitch. If you click on Dull Light Switch's user profile He has been suspended Yep, goddamn right, bitch Come at me with that weak-ass shit What you got there, K-Thor? Oh, what do I have?

Alright, here we go Is it me? Or is water much wetter than it used to be i was just drinking a glass of water yes yes yes like like like wet means it's it has the properties of water but yeah but like it used to be more so, though. I was just drinking a glass of water. Water used to be more like water. Today's water is a seven at best. It's too watery.

I was just drinking a glass of water, and I thought that somehow it tasted more watery than it used to. So I got another glass from the tap, then a bottle from the store, and they were all just so much more wet than they used to. So I got another glass from the tap, then a bottle from the store, and they were all just so much more wet than they used to be. Like, water was always crisp, neutral, refreshing, and moist,

but somehow it never felt so wet before. Mmm! Make old dirty bastards sing about that water that one broke me it's wetter okay so jrally the 11th feels has a comment

this guy has taken way too marijuanas agreed that's way too many not way too many he's taken way too marijuanas way too marijuanas way too marijuanas uh actually look up look down says you're not the only one also it used to be spelled what are oh i found the uh europraxas oh right yeah we all just pronounced it as water this is always starting to make so much sense i found the uh i found the i'm skinny by response for this one which was rural who says last time i had a glass of water a couple days ago, it tasted and felt texture-wise pretty good.

I like that he had to search his memory for the last time he drank water. Two days ago. A couple days ago. Christ. Frank, what do you got? Alcohol flip-flop? I'm just a bro asking questions Oh no

They love to do that My number one favorite bro activity, man Anyone experience this effect when it comes to alcohol? In this timeline? After you have your number of drinks, alcohol impairs judgment and coordination and all that stuff.

And the feeling of being tipsy and drunk exists. This makes me a better driver. From 2005 to earlier this year, no one really drunk alcohol because it didn't have any kind of effect. Oh!

Hey, there's this new thing called alcohol. But it doesn't do anything! It doesn't exist! I was just thinking about how I spent most of 2020 sober. Alcohol existed, and everybody sold it, and they were just like, please buy some of our alcohol. And it's like, why would I? Weird colored water. Weird. We built an entire store

for this! An entire store that just has this pointless product. There's like hundreds of thousands of laws about this product that doesn't actually do anything. People go to meetings

where they're like, I drank something for some reason. My grandpa was a bootlegger in the Kentucky Hills. He died. I mean, I gotta tell you, this past year or so has been a real windfall For all those liquor stores though They call me crazy

Start putting out ads Turns out it gets you drunk Hey try being drunk No one really had a limit Or self quota on their number of drinks Hey, try being drunk. No one really had a limit or self-quota on their number of drinks. You could just drink and drink and drink for hours and feel relatively normal in the high or the low or whatever it's called very quickly, if you ever got there in the first place. People were using alcohol or liquor in combination with weed just so they could feel something or not feel something. Was anyone in that timeline I was in from 2015 to 2019 of people not being able to get tipsy or drunk or having a very difficult time getting to that stage regardless of their intake?

Hey bro asking questions, was that when you were in in college It was in the frat loaf Was that four year period Maybe The frat loaf The frat loaf Hey Welcome to the party loaf bro Just taking a look

At what subreddits Bro asking questions likes to post in uh yeah and mostly twin flames okay that makes sense which checks out but also uh uh good name like wasted on this guy yeah um but uh bro asking questions has posts But, uh, Bro Asking Questions has posted, has started many topics in AskMenOver30. So. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Again, again, the thing about men over 30 is they're so infrequently sharing their opinion and their life experiences. Especially not on Reddit. Right, exactly. Like, like, like white men over 30, I would say are pretty good at shutting up. We all just stay quiet for a moment. And by that I mean all of us. Coming very much down to the end, but before we get to the end uh i just want to say uh my name

is whiz lord so i'm just real good at whizzing uh whiz lord um do you look people in the eyes when you talk to them oh oh no uh when it comes to looking into the eyes of either of others am i the only one who doesn't i usually look at the mouth and it has always been like that i'm beginning to wonder if this is the reason why i see the mes i have no idea it's in their mouth? The Mandela effects! Or have you forgotten already? I see all of the Mandela effects inside of people's mouths. Okay, makes sense. Maybe everyone else

hypnotize slash enchant each other through their eyes into this new reality, and I am not affected by this. I'm still trying to find a common thread among people who do experience the mandela effect also this is just a theory i'm beginning to suspect that actually everyone experiences the mandela effects but people just don't trust their

own memory and this is something blatant and it's in their face and they don't wake up cognitive dissonance is strong with them and I think cognitive dissonance creates layers of protection around the mind and they're actually convincing themselves so like what about you do you look people in the eyes when you talk to them yeah

do you know how often this bus comes is it coming soon or you got a really pretty mouth has anyone ever told you that before You got a really pretty mouth. Has anyone ever told you that before? It's a really nice mouth. Maybe I'll just... Maybe I can walk. Maybe I can walk. It's only a half an hour walk. I think I'm gonna walk.

Okay, so we'll walk together. That'll be a great idea. Here we are, best of friends. Frank, West, and Wizlord. Just two guys looking into each other'slord. Just two guys looking into each other's mouths. Do you want to know why

they call me the Wizlord? Emphatically not. Actually, a little bit, honestly. A little bit. Yeah, I thought so. I thought maybe. Okay, very last one. Boots, Rain, Gear. Boots, Rain, Gear. Boots, rain, gear.

It's this one. Okay, great. My name is God's Living Light. Oh, boy. The realm with no vovals really sucks. Sorry

about the bad spelling and grammar. I can't figure out how to edit the title. I use voice diction, and I'm not always the best about proofreading, and although I'm somewhat of a grammar Nazi, for some reason I'm really relaxed about it in these posts at times for some reason, and for that I apologize.

However, I would advise that you look past these mistakes and see the message, because that's the important part of the post. Thank you. Okay, so a while back I posted about not ever seeing any Volvos and that went on for at least

the five to six months. Is that the freak pervert from Soul Calibur? That's Voldo. It's the part of a lady that you can see from the outside. You can see lots of parts of ladies

from the outside. If they're ambitious. Yeah. Now all of a sudden I'm back in a reality with Volvos everywhere. The funniest thing is that my best friend lived near car dealerships, and now there's a Volvo car dealership right there? We know that that was not there in the other realm.

My friend recalls this Volvo-less land as well, because I made a big deal about it for several months. I looked daily, and I found only three within all those months. I really noticed an energetic difference there as well. It was darker and really negative. The people were no bueno, and it seemed

like NPCs. This reality is a bit better, however. The Rodan statue is still incorrect. You know. I don't need to explain that. When I did further research, I found that George Bernard Shaw was a friend of Rodin and took a photographer friend along to the unveiling of the Thinker statue.

Now, I remember his fist being on his Thinker. If you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just looking up george b shaw and the photog decided to take a nude photo of gbs in the position i like he gets shorter every time he says in the position of the thinker as a tribute to rodent i found a photo and george what I saw. Also, Rodin himself described the old Earth Thinker statue as an interview he had done at the time. Well, that statue with Rodin describes does not exist, so what the hell?

What the hell? I'm no good at posting photos or anything other than text here on Reddit, but these things were easily found online, and I will try. Anyway, when I blow a fresh mind up with the Mandela Effect, the thinker is a fave to start with. The Hitler, JFK assassination, Rosa Parks

story differences are attention grabbers as well. By the way, if you find yourself in the land of no vulvos, do yourself a favor and will yourself out of there. Maybe these bows can act somewhat as lifelines. I'm just imagining all of the different Mandela effects where there was Rodan's The Thinker. That's actually a huge one.

That's a massive one. Oh, really? Yeah, they're obsessed with The Thinker. They believe that... I want to point your finger to Temple going, hmmm. Or like Arsenio Hall, whoop whoop whoop. So what did they think the thinker's

doing? So from some angles, it sort of looks like the thinker has his fist on his forehead, and some of them also think that it's like that he's got the hand flat, and he's got his hand resting on his palm instead of...

Yeah. I like a version of the thinker where he's got both of his palms open and his chin nested in them. Like he's listening to Dad tell a story. There's one loaf Like he's listening to dad tell a story. There's one loaf where he's got his fist entirely

in his mouth. He was the bass singer from Shot on Out. Yeah, he was. He's thinking about how to get his fist out of there. That's where Rodan would keep all his pool balls. By the way, this picture right here is of someone kneeling in front of the thinker statue, but doing the pose incorrectly. And that means that when the photo was taken, I guess the thinker was doing the correct pose that they were doing, and then the thinker changed and they did it in the picture.

Wow. That's, oh my God. Yeah. Some real fucking Back to the Future nonsense. So it's interesting because I have a Google alert, obviously, for nude pictures of George Bernard Shaw, so it's fairly easy for me to find that picture that this person is talking about. And the Shaw picture, yeah his his fist is on his forehead

so it's correct in that way it's just so i think that's what's so fascinating with the mandela effect stuff is like they're convinced that this massive bronze statue has shifted its position as opposed to you know any other possible explanation the only other possibility is that guy's wrong and like nope uh K3 you got a list of titles there?

yeah absolutely stuff that we can't delve into any deeper in this particular loaf such as blue has changed when was when was Pearl Harbor attacked? Is it just me, or are clouds much lower now?

Excuse me, excuse me, General. It turns out the Japanese has bombed Pearl Harbor. The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor. Pearl Harbor. i love the response it's actually spelled pearl harbor and stained dude i distinctly remember the word being similar

there's a lot of those there's a lot of people who think that a word is different than the word that is actuality anyone heard of bonobos before? yeah sure have does any remember learning there were 52 states in America?

nope do you remember the country of Scandinavia? do you remember the country of Scandinavia? Do you remember the country of Scandinavia? Scandinavia! Was Jesus' resurrection the first Mandela effect? Oh!

Fuck! Whoa! I remember a reality where you were dead, motherfucker. That changes everything. That's actually real good. Jesus was just like, no, I've been alive for three days. What are you talking about? And it's good that there's a follow-up to that.

Jesus was now hung? Smoking gun? Oh, yeah. Sweet. Is that a Drudge Report headline? Stonehenge was rectangular. I feel like it's gotten a lot easier to fall down when walking. Anyone agree?

Wow. Wow. We've been warped into the senility loaf. Behold the ravages of age. Fluoride is wrong and foreign to me Always been Flow-ride in my memory Ooh

Jabba the Hutt Did he have ears? I feel like there is not only a big change But that war is coming soon World War 3 is approaching. General, general, Japanese, Japanese are back.

They're claiming it's going to be World War III. It's going to be World War III. Holland is not a country? The Large Hadron Collider is repeatedly destroying the world and causing quantum suicide. Ooh, it's a David Cage game.

Movies I don't remember. Is something happening to tongues? Do you guys think that people have stopped aging? Lions have lost their roar. Unbelievable. All they do is grunt and cough now. They can't roar like they used to. Fucking bullshit

ass lions. Stupid, dumbass, lazy lions. Baited cock lions. I went to see like a James Bond movie and the MGM lion comes up and he's like, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough like Just a sec. Just a sec. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.

Did cranberries appear out of nowhere? The band? The band? Where did all these particle accelerators come from? Oh my god. USA! Where did all these particle accelerators come from? Oh my god. USA! USA! USA!

The age of consent has a Mandela effect. Oh no. I'm quitting that harder than anything I've ever cried. Open leg! What the fuck? Wife washes rugs and they are now gray

oh boy why have women become aggressive oh no am i the only one who remembers nelson mandela being white oh no i think yeah but you're not allowed to tell him no. That's the double Mandela effect. I remember him being played by Clint Eastwood. Oh my god, that literally locked the air out of me. Now when I look it up, it's Danny Glover. Yes. Oh no. Mandela was a white man

But I actually believed that Clint Eastwood would make that movie Well not anymore he wouldn't I still wouldn't put it past him somehow. His fucking will. Oh, um... What did we learn from this, F-Bless? Um... A lot of people think they're living in a Philip K. Dick novel.

Yeah, but like a much worse written one. Yeah, sorry. Okay, a Philip K. Dick. One of his worst short stories. One of the bad ones. I learned that I spent all night drinking bourbon for nothing. No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. You're in the right year now. This is the timeline.

You're in the drunk loaf. You're in the rum loaf. You're in the rum loaf. Yeah, bourbon's still spelled B-U-R-B-O-O-N, right? Bourbon! I live in Kentucky, so good. I'm gonna give you this bourbon.

Thank you, General. It's customary for me who fought so of all the dumb internet shit things that we covered like five years ago this is not one that i would have expected to have like you know picked up more traction in the time since but boy yeah yeah man i i totally agree i i will use sort of a tiny little peek behind the curtain is um uh we did an episode about of this like years ago and this was at this point they were mostly calling it the berenstain effect like more than the mendel effect they're calling the berenstain effect yeah it started it started from a lot of click-baity articles, I feel like. Yeah. But yeah, so we did it

and it was fun, and then we fucked up the recording and then it just, you know, whatever. And then I always wanted to kind of revisit it, but it hasn't... I mean, it's accelerated, but it hasn't codified at all. It's just like, every stupid theory is valid! Yeah, no, if anything, it's accelerated, but it hasn't codified at all. It's just like, every stupid theory is valid.

Yeah, no, if anything, it's only really metastasized into other... Like, the longer it went on for, the higher percentage of people participating in these communities are schizophrenics, basically. So, like, to the point where they needed their own... Like, I actually feel like the Mandela Effect subreddit is saner now than it was a few years ago because they just had to split off. I mean, I think that we've discovered that admitting that you could be wrong about anything ever is absolutely not possible in this loaf. Like, that is the defining characteristic of the reality that we're in is that human beings can never be wrong about anything so if i want to fucking squirt horse paste down my throat and you know that's i'm correct i'm correct in this and i remember this being a medicine for humans it's your god

given right yeah i remember the president saying some shit about horse paste and so i'm gonna drink it like i like i know we you know we try not to interfere in communities but like how do we get these people to to just completely grasp onto the term loaf like this it's so good it's a tremendous cosmology

one of the best I've ever experienced I like the thing they suggested it could be a cylinder or a loaf and then just use the term loaf i found it i found it like i mean you know we all had our fun we all had our fun with the time cube but if it would have been the time loaf stronger theory for sure oh man another thing that I just want to mention is

if you are interested in our dumb shit I would really recommend the show it's called How To with John Wilson it is delightful it looks like it's a documentary that's made by

a guy that doesn't know what he's doing and then all of a sudden he does. They do a Mandela Effect episode and it's wonderful. So, just as a personal recommendation. Another personal recommendation, you can go to Ball Pit. That's fun.

You can also go to ahoylemon.xyz. You'll have some websites to do there. You can go to ball pit that's fun uh you can also go to uh ahoy lemon.xyz you'll have some websites to do there uh you can go to uh boots rain gear dot what's the what's the what how do i get to your songs boots uh boots rain gear.bandcamp.com yeah yeah he's got a whole bunch of mostly cover songs uh that are very very fun uh-Thor does all kinds of shit. You should probably, you could go to tpublic.com slash user slash K-Thor Jensen and buy a t-shirt. They're pretty good. That is true.

Get a cum shirt. Yeah, get yourself a cum shirt like everybody else. There's a lot of cum shirts. Do you know how many of those shirts I've sold? How many cum shirts have you sold? 8,000. Yay! Oh, that's fantastic.

That's genuinely making the world a better place. All right, bye-bye. Are you telling me it's not pronounced coom? Actually, I do sell a coom shirt, too. That's what reality has made of, bub. That's what reality has made of That's what reality has made of That's what reality has made of I was going to say, but I couldn't actually remember if it was a shirt that you made or not.

It was the Everything I Know About Sex I Learned From Piers Anthony. Yeah, that's one of mine. That shirt has not sold 8,000 of us. Good. I do respect that. Some people have picked that one up, and I've never seen somebody wearing it in the wild. Oftentimes, people will post pictures after they buy a shirt, and I'll retweet them or whatever. But that one, I don't think anybody is putting that actually on their torso.

It's just too much. It's one of those things where it's like, ha ha ha, ew. Of all the shirts you've designed, that's the one that made me go, ooh. The instant I thought of it, I was like, oh my god. It's the right thing to put on a shirt.