The F Plus - 370: I Am Hucow, And I Need To Be Milked

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

Hucows (a portmanteau of "human" and "cows") is a word to describe a special kind of lactation fetishist — a gender-divided community (the cows and the farmers), who are into the idea of woman as lactation machines. And sure, you assume this community is bonkers, and you're right, but there's still a number of surprises in here. This week, The F Plus wants you to punch our milk bags.. NICE!!!

Babylon must be destroyed. That can't go in the episode, that's nothing. I like cows. And they like me. I like cows. Just wait and see. But they go, no! Hey, move over.

Welcome to the F+, an ever-expanding place for terrible things. Red with enthusiasm. And in the room we've got Boots Reingear. Jacob and Lily are in crushing debt after many hardships. The entire world is in a state of crisis after a plague decimated humanity. Determined to rebuild civilization, the government commissioned a population reconstruction program and offered any participant the deal of a lifetime. With nowhere else to turn, Lily and Jacob sign up and discover an entire new world of primal pleasure. Frank West.

Oh, I wish to make my wife in a hue cow, but this is somewhat denied. Shell game! Milk cake. Judy had a terrible day and wants nothing more than a relaxing bath and a glass of wine. What she doesn't expect is to find her genius son's chemistry project waiting for her. After an innocent slice of cake, Judy changes from a mild milk to a milky goddess. Right as her son's handsome friend Luke drops by

to check on her. Come quazza! Three young women quiver with excitement as the warlock's plan unfolds and they get to intimately know just what is expected of a milkmaid. They all hope to be bursting with milk,

but which big busted women will fill up her pail first? And Lemon. Amanda has become addicted to a strange drug called B. She's come to rely on it too much and she worries that without her crush, Ben won't notice her. Desperate for her next fix,

she gets a little too greedy and overdoses, unaware that B comes with some bizarre, bra-busting side effects. I'm going to take my wife to sleep. Hey, F-Plus. Hey, Lemon. Hi, Lemon. Hey, F+. Hey, Lemon. Hi, Lemon. Oh, hello.

Hi, Lemon. Hey, do you all like to drink milk? No. Yes. You're asking me if I like to shit my pants, Lemon. Hey, F+. Do you like to shit your pants? Yes.

Wait, I thought you were asking if I like shitting Boots' pants. Wait, I thought you were asking if I like shitting Boots's pants. Listen, this question that I asked has gotten a little bit controversial, so I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is the milk out of a bag? Well, yes, exactly. We don't know if it's out of a bag, out of a carton. We don't know the sort of like... Is it out of Boots's pants?

Your own tolerance of lactose that you might have so i'm just gonna back off this whole question all right okay bye okay okay i'm gonna ask a new question instead okay hey do you like using humans as uh lactation devices i guess i haven't tried it. Who's asking? Okay, so it sounds like you're all in. You definitely, I heard a whole lot of enthusiasm there. Yeah, I'm waiting. I assumed that was you offering.

Right, exactly. So we're going to be looking at a couple places, but we're specifically looking at the category of who cows, or hue cows. That is H-U-C-O-W. Huckums. Yeah. No, it's not. Because the very first site that we're going to is Urban Dictionary, which defines hue cow as a woman who chooses to be objectified for her large mammaries and ability to lactate constantly.

Well, that's an interesting turn of events she's choosing to. Could I get it in a sentence, please, Lemon? Yeah. She was a real hue cow. She loves it when her man squeezes and sucks on her nipples and drinks the milk. Does that help? Yep. Yeah, okay.

I remember hearing that sentence in school. This is the only definition this user has ever written. Great. Well, I've contributed. You're welcome, the internet. So with that down and we got the definition there, this document, by the way, put together by the Lizard, and thank you so very much. But with that definition out of the way, let's go to Reddit.com. So we're going to be going to Reddit.com slash...

We're not going to just a place that's just r slash HughCows. That would be boring. We're going to r slash HughCowPersonals. That would be boring. We're going to r slash HughCowPersonals. So this is a dating site or a dating subreddit for HughCows and the farmers looking for HughCows. The what? They're called farmers?

Yeah. So it's sort of in like a gainer feeder or like subdom relationship. There's two people. There's a HughCow and then there's a farmer. Farmers and leakers. Exactly. So this is a place for Hugh cows and farmers to place

personal ads to each other. ANR, which means adult nursing relationships, or ABF. So they're both on this site. Both of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you wouldn't say it's farmers only. Thank you for that joke.

Thank you. Really appreciate it. I was actually waiting for the punchline. It took me several seconds to realize we were already there. Look behind you. Look behind you. Roll down the window. Let's back up the car. You see that thing that looks like roadkill

back there? Anyway, Kumquats up. You're a user by the name of Lemon PieieCream. Oh! It's me. Yeah, exactly.

It's you! LemonPieCream. So just tell me about yourself, if you wouldn't mind. That would be great. Oh, yes. This post is tagged not safe for work, so look out. Oh. Which work?

25 F4M hashtag greater Seattle looking for a healthy bull to give me a calf. That's me. Wow. Wow. We already got

into a third fetish. That's me. You. Wow. We already got into a third fetish. That's me. U slash lemon pie cream. 25 F4M hashtag PNW. I'm finally back in this city and my whole body aches. body aches. My muscles are sore and my insides are burning with a

desire for a good healthy bull to breed me. I'm fat due to a hormonal disease, so I need a bull in prime health. There's

a huge ache and the thought of having cum drip out of me makes my clit twitch. Makes your clit twitch? It's twitching, you say. You should have a doctor check that.

There should be a doctor for a bunch of this stuff. Eager, eager, eager, eager, eager. I want a calf so bad, I want to be round with full breast. Just the one. A bull who likes a ner. Which means adult nursing relationships.

Thanks. You're welcome. Or is interested in drinking my milk is preferred. You're welcome to stay or go after gestation. After gestation? So I have to stick around for a while. Well, yeah, while you're pregnant, that's when the milk is. Oh, no, you're right.

That is when the milk is. And then afterwards, then the kid is born, and then there's no milk. Okay, got it. Is it calf? Yeah. Excuse me, calf? Calf. You're right, calf.

I'm so sorry. That was an insensitive term. I apologize to you. I apologize to the entire WhoCow community. It'll be a Who-aff. Mommy, how come you call me your little calf? No, don't even think we need to do it.

Word for word. Why aren't I looking for a Who-bull? Well, that would be a dehumanizing way to talk about them. Yeah. If we work out well, you can breed me again. DM me your ASL, height, race, weight, DDF, history of twins and fam. I'm Asian, Hispanic Hispanic and love them.

Don't mind any race though. If you don't mind them, if you don't mind a mixed calf heart. Oh boy. Wow. There's, Oh no. I'm going to choose to back up to DM me your ASL height, race, weight, and DDF, which means that I have to give you my age, sex, location, height, race, weight, and then, like, a drug test?

Or, like, a thing that says that I've tested negative for HPV? And then tell me if you've had twins in your family. and then tell me if you've had twins in your family which i guess is desirable because it's more milk yeah yeah yeah more more milk more yeah you're learning already yeah if you have you know the cows come out and if you have twins in your family you're more likely to have twins yourself right that. And with twins, you get more milk. I think that's why it's desirable. And, uh, Shell, I'm so sorry to tell you, but you've been deleted.

Oh, boy. Oh, no, I've been deleted. Sorry, bye. That would be who-leaded. Of course it would be. Why wouldn't it be? Yeah, thank you.

I'm 34. F for M. Hashtag online. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you're fucking hashtag online for sure, lady. I'm not very online. I just go on to the Reddit personals for who cows. I just go on to the Reddit personals for who cows new to the kink bimbo slash who cow looking for her farmer.

I'm going to start off with an update. I've got pictures. Here's a link. Yep. Yep. It's a, it's on an imager. That link is still up.

So here's a picture of your little like sort of bunny tail. And then here's a picture of you just like looking sad, I guess. Thanks. Yes. Yep. yep yep that's my update thank you i am looking to explore this kink with a serious and compassionate online farmer so like somebody who like a korean that like uh does wow gold wow i mean and you made fun of my farmers only joke. No, you're right. You're right. I don't know if you have this experience,

but halfway through that joke, I was like, oh my god, oh my god, I need to bail out of this first. Not that meeting up in person is out of the question, or even me eventually becoming a 24 7 part of your herd but for now we'd like to start online oh we would okay okay yes we my wife and i have recognized that i need to be happy healthy and fulfilled is a bit different

than what she used is she is used, but she is not unwilling to try. So we are looking for a farmer who is willing to train me and has an on-site slash dedicated milkmaid to help him transform me into a cow he can enjoy. Wow. Wow, that's a lot. That is so much to, and you'll pardon the pun, drink in. Wow. Thanks. The cream is really rising to the top here.

Oh. Yep. oh yep she's not interested in the result but boy does she does so like being the mechanism behind that change she hates me

my wife hates me is what I mean to say this isn't a fetish thing she's just boy our long term goal is a bingobo slash hookah atheistic that is what that says bimbo slash hookah atheistic

with a strong focus on IQ reduction and training in some almost animalistic behaviors. Almost. I want you to treat me like a cow, but I only want...

I almost want animalistic behaviors. Hey, F+. How's everybody doing? Hi. My name's DJ Professor P125 Okay, so There's two things that you need to know about me And I'm going to tell you both of them, right?

So, 30 years old M for F Hashtag Maine Oh, is this your Mainer accent? Is this your Mainer accent? This is my Manor accent Oh yeah Oh yeah

Absolutely Lobsters Lobsters And Stephen King Stephen King Yeah Wow

Yeah yeah Wow So multiple Hugh cows For farm Okay that's One thing To know about me

Here's the second Thing to know about me I'm the second thing to know about me I'm 31 M4F and I live in Maine So between me Writing the title And then writing the very next line A year has gone by

I think that That tag may be automatic Oh, okay They automatically made me 31 instead of 30. Or they've updated it manually because they just keep posting. No, I'm 30, I swear.

So anyway, I've reversed back in time because I'm now a dominant 30-year-old man who is in the process of starting my own personal WhoCow form. Oh, a farmer! my own personal WhoCal farm. Oh, a farmer. Yeah.

Got my whole farm. Right. Oh. How's farm going there, DJ Professor Pete 125? I mean, isn't this more of a ranch than it is a farm? No, no. Look, I don't tell you to do your job. I mean, they also probably grow corn

I am in the process of renovating a building for the first herd of cows to join me the building will have the basic amenities for a herd of human cows you want to know what those are don't you come quite

please the basic amenities Human cows. You want to know what those are, don't you, Kumquat? Please. Cool. Yeah, just the basic amenities, right? Okay, so this is what human cows need. A basic bathroom and stalls, each with a bed and milking machine, and an alarm to remind each ewe cow of their pumping schedules. Oh, good.

That's what they need. Yeah. With a healthy diet and supplements that support milk production and rewards for exceeding goals individually and as a group. Boy, I have a whole bunch of grain stuff down my throat. You must have so many of them already. You're so prepared, and they just must be clambering to get into your stalls. And if you all do enough milk, group field trip to Discovery Zone. Damn.

So the hue cows will be cared for daily to make sure they're healthy and getting everything that they need to be the best Hugh cow as possible. Now, okay. Now, obviously, there's the sexual component of this arrangement. Wow. What? Yeah. I didn't. I mean, I wanted to lead you in gently.

I thought this was going to be like the flashlight forums. I thought this was going to be totally fucking, totally platonic. Okay, well, about these hue cows, the hue cows will be naked at all times inside the building. Also, they will be expected to masturbate while being milked. I will also be drinking the milk either from what has been pumped or preferably directly from the nipples of the Hugh cows as much as possible. I will also be fucking the Hugh cows on a regular basis many times while they are being milked or even at any time. There's going to be so much milk.

This is more than a gallon of milk. You are over-gomadding this. It doesn't look good. Gomadding. Wow. Wow. You're really going to want to think about this one for your own health, and that is the only problem I have with this. Frank West, would you like to hear a sentence that is the only problem I have with this.

Frank West, would you like to hear a sentence that is guaranteed to make you hard? Yes. Fantastic. Not hard, but, I mean, it's not hard to do that. Right, right. Here we go. Here we go. Now, ideally, I would be filling every Hugh Cow's pussy with my seed with the intention of breeding them.

Oh. Oh. Period. That's the end of them. Oh. Oh. Period. That's the end of it. Period. Yeah. Which understandably complicates things, especially for the hue cow. But allowances can be made for a hue cow who is not willing to get pregnant to be on birth control.

Not super sure how she would lactate in that particular case. Oh, gross, but that makes the milk taste so weird. Is that how oat milk is made? Well, it's a trade secret. Okay. No, that's from Hugh Oats. Boots, are you the farmer from Germany, or are you the farmer from London?

I think I'm the farmer from Germany. Okay, you're the farmer from Germany. Fantastic. You're 22 years old. Oh, actually, I think you're a couple. I think you're a couple from Germany. So that's even more interesting. Yeah, yeah, I think you're a couple I think you're a couple from Germany Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 22 at VR

Male, female, for female Okay, okay Germany seeking additional breeding And milking cows Oh shit, you were going to kind of do an accent Kind of Yeah, that's My peak accent

I mean, it's my peak accent. It's not as good as Lemon's Maynard accent. And I can promise you I'm going to give it up about eight words in. Well, you don't want to milk it too much. My name is Obvious Finger. I'm a 22-year-old male for F. Since the title, I ditched my partner hi dad

well no that's actually updated so that means since you made this post seven months ago got hungry for beef I love the idea that you got your girlfriend broke up with you and the first thing you did was tell Reddit about it. As the title says, I am a young Dom from Germany with a huge hue cow and breeding fetish.

Awesome. I don't want to role play or have a casual dynamic. I am actually interested in setting up a farm where i keep as many girls as possible for living and as breeding and milking cows right you'd live in a barn naked leashed and collared with a bell 24 7 wow if you weren't german i wouldn't find this believable your milk will be sold to the highest bidder and your womb will be used for either my reproductive plans. Oh, God, you're getting more German. Or rented out to other farmers or dorms.

The farm will be set up. Wow, we're almost in Young Frankenstein right now. Yeah. Wow, we're almost in Young Frankenstein right now. Bottoming his footsteps. The farm will be set up somewhere in Europe, and as I want to keep you long-term, relocation here is a requirement.

It doesn't have to be immediately, but it is the goal for everyone interested. I gotta move. Of course, you will be cared for in terms of housing, food, etc. You'll also have health insurance and might get the profit share if you prove your worth. Oh, great! There's stock options? If you prove your worth to me.

I'm hoping to get some good applications as I want to add to my existing cows. Applications can be submitted through chats or PM. We are an ethical hue cow co-op. Frank West, while Boots was over there reading in his German accent. Yeah, I looked at where that user most recently posted.

Okay, and then tell me about where this user most recently posted. r slash I want to be her hentai too, which indicates that there was already an I want to be her hentai that had a split. Which is a subreddit made for users who enjoy all types of hentai or ecchi content that makes them go, damn, that's hot. I want to be her right now. And rule number one is no male gaze posts. Male gaze and male POV titles and post content will be removed. Check out r slash I want to fuck her

hentai for a separate list dedicated to the gays. I read that as like Yeah. He's speaking out against the male gaze which is probably good. Oh, that's not what you said. Oh.

Nope. No, we support the male gaze in its own place but this is for porn that objectifies women but in a way you want to be the object right right yeah so I want to have a whole bunch of human cows but also I want to be

violated by tentacles please yeah no as the only person here who is on this page I can tell you it's not good content. You know what? Thank you for telling me that. I would have

had no idea otherwise. Alright, we're going to do one more from this subreddit. Shellgame, can you take the user named playingdirtyatwork your 29 M4F down for

whatever. Yeah, down for whatever and also hashtag online. I don't know why I... Okay. Hashtag online. Let me casually worship your breasts under the beautiful Texas sunset. Oh. Like friends slash lovers do.

Totally normal, right? Maybe this is hashtag Dallas Fort Worth. Oh, actually, yeah. It'd be a location. Oh, actually, yeah. It'd be a location. I've had some success with this forum and would love to find more people to have fun with. It's no secret that I love breasts and everything to do with them.

It's been since before puberty. Strange feelings that I couldn't explain. As I got older, it only intensified. I adore everything you can do with them, both sexually and platonically. I love to bounce them around like puppets and give them little voices. I love how they move, how they can be decorated and dressed in a little hat and gown, like a chin puppet, but it's a boob. Projecting shadows on the cave wall. How they can be used, how they can have their own likes and dislikes, how they represent such a psychological part of the world for the person who owns them.

And of course, I've always been drawn to partners with larger chests who like attention on them. It's been everything from casual partners who don't mind flirting with me and enjoy the looks. Okay. To one partner who wanted to be completely objectified. How many partners have you had?

How many partners have you had that have minded flirting with you? Like they were your partner. But the idea of flirting with you creeped them out. Right. Well, I mean, I count them in twos. Okay. Because I'm dating the breasts. Much like Noah.

Yes. Yes. To one partner who wanted to be completely objectified and reduced to her tits. I'll reduce you to your tits! I am looking for people to chat with, roll, play with, even develop long-term connections with who are like-minded. Even develop long-term connections with who are like-minded. A&R, ABF, suckling, lactation, worship, abuse, gentle, play nipple, play rough, play titty fucking nipples.

Being used on my body and body parts. Play titty fucking nipples. Being used on body parts expansion more is all on the table. If it's breast related I'm probably into it. I mean, agreed. I use Reddit, Discord, Kik, Skype, and more

to talk. Just let me know what's easiest. I hope to hear from you soon. Image or link. Yep, yep, yep. And there's a picture of you. Thanks a bunch. That's me. Yep, absolutely.

So we're going to be moving away from Reddit. I know you're excited. I know you're very excited. But we're going to be having an exciting conversation because we're going to be going to the Hugh Cows Forum. That is at h-u-c-o-w-s dot com. Oh, no. Slash forum. Well, actually, Lemon, no, it is not.

Oh, okay. In the six months since this doc was submitted, they fucking got rid of the forums. Oh, shit, you're right. Wow. Like, HughCows does still exist, and it is unpleasant to look at. Do not go to HughCows.com. It is not nice. HughCows.com, nipple torture vacuum devices.

Exactly. Yeah, so it looks like it's a place to buy products that, oh, boy. But they used to have a forum and no longer do. Hi, Denise. Denise doesn't look very happy. No, Denise doesn't look happy at all.

So, I think Frank West, you're going to be a user by the name of Mark. And then Kumquatsop, you're going to be a user by the name of Mark. And then, Kumquatsop, you're gonna be a user by the name of Mark. Ha ha! Oh dear.

Is it even possible? No. Oh, well, bye. My name... My name is Mark, and I'm a male. I would love to become a hue cow.

I love these hue cows. Especially Vena. And yet, I would also love to somehow become one of them. The question is, how would this even be possible? I'd be willing to do whatever it takes to become a good male hue

cow, even though it might be very painful for me. Hi Mark, I'm Mark. Good to see a male area. I'm being processed as Pinky, a cow M0000. Still early with everything, but my udders

are gaining size. Yes, first session was hard sore, but once it was over, Pinky had to go back again and again. So keep in mind that you waited a month to respond, and I've waited, oh no, only a day. My bad. Not another month. Please do tell me more about your first session.

How were you restrained, And how did they treat you? Was your penis stimulated in any way? Ew. It was treated as my udders. And... What? Yeah. Ew.

Yeah. No. Oh, no. The more I think about this, the more creeped out I am by it. Yeah. It was treated as am by it. Yeah. It's your udders. No. Udders.

It's my udders. Plural. No. Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, no. And so far, I had three sessions.

Each time, I am lifted, hung facing floor, just unable to touch the hay or anything else for that matter. No chit slash chat at all. How much do you pay for this? Wait, neither chit nor chat? That's an and or. Offer him no chit or chat, Teresa. Chit or chit or chit or chit or chit or chit.

And once... And once the vacuum went on my oil nutters with an e-stim creating the rithume. Moo! Moo! So far it's been intense, but I am completely hooked. Pinky! Awesome. Moo!

Wow. I'm not super sure that text justified that, but that's all right. Audacity's largest rectangle ever. There was a moment when he said the last moo, which, by the way, was in lowercase and short. And I thought, wow, he put so much into that. And then there's this bolded one. How is he going to, oh, yeah. Great question.

Great question. You've got to under-promise and over-deliver. I wish a group for males that start on FitLife. Yay. Great. I wonder if the people working at HughCows.com might know somebody who might be willing to take me on as a male Hugh Cow. And if they do, I ever so hope they'll consider giving them my email address to explain what will be done to me.

Sounds like you're looking for an internship. This is why I think I'd be great in this position, Mr. Farmer, sir. I do sure hope you give me a chance. I'm sure I'll make you proud. I'm Todd Kess, and it's been a couple weeks. Yeah, move out of the fucking way, Marx.

The method used would likely be similar to the milking bed, but the hole would be over the crotch instead. From there, various pumps, massagers, vacuum setups would be used to stimulate and drain everything being produced. For the ball, they just have to let go! It's the fire! The equipment! Does all the work!

I think you just got kumquats up. Oh no, there's so many... We just found out that Shellgames, a cartoon, is now dissolving in goo. Oh no, there's so many blocks on my audacity track. Will my penis need to be circumcised? What? And why does that have to do with anything? I just...

You know, I just want to be my little... In case he needs to convert to hootayism. Oh, you bastard. Oh. Oh, I hate liking that joke. I love liking it. And will my rather small penis need to be expanded in length and width? And while I can ejaculate, ejaculate.men, I have no doubt that my owner will want me to ejaculate a lot more. Oh, by the way, HughCows.com, I have weird penis things. Am I allowed to post in here?

Make a good authority that you'll be just fine. What will need to be done to me to ensure that I'm ejaculating enough semen? Oh, and we have no answer. We'll never know. We'll never know. We'll never know. Okay. Okay, so we've got some more both from Todd and from Mark there in the... Well, you know what? I do like it. I do like it.

Okay, so this is a bit off topic. But being new to all of this, I am interested in finding where I can find milkers as well as some cow costumes, right? I see on models like Katie, the black and white latex looking one. Boots, does Todd

have anything to say about that? I'm just looking for cow costumes. You got any cow costumes? Yeah. For the cow costume, you should be able to find it as spandex or a zentai outfit with the appropriate pattern. Adding a fake cow head that you

can wear would be good. Fucking cow head? Yeah. Like full-on green jello at that point, right? Yeah. Bonus points if you also have a Yeah. Like full-on green jello at that point, right? Yeah. Yeah. Bonus points if you also have a dildo gag while wearing the cow hood. It's now a hood, not a head.

And a butt plug tail setup. While wearing the spandex slash zentai outfit, use a marker to draw circles over your nipples or breasts so you can know where to cut after taking the outfit off. What? Make sure to hem up the edges before you cut. You're cutting nipple holes in your clothes. Oh.

Yeah. So the spandex doesn't unravel. After cutting, you should have two holes ideally placed for a pair of milking cups to be placed. Listen, I want the holes to already be there. This has got to be a tailor made hookah suit. I've got to fucking tailor it myself? This is bullshit. You've got to make alterations.

What sort of discount Walmart fetish is this? Depending on how the cutting goes, you may want to cut open the crotch as well so you can walk around on all fours with a tail plug in place. What? For the vacuum machine, you might be able to get a basic version at the baby section of your local supermarket. Look for the electric breast pumps and modify an older bra to hold them in place.

Make sure to get the battery power set up so you can walk around on all fours with the pumps working on you. And hopefully with at least two holes filled as well. Okay. Put careful blockers around the doorways of your house and close the curtains. This way you don't have to worry about being seen through the windows or accidentally following down the stairs

or going out the front door while in a cow love-induced haze. What? Cows are pretty stupid when it comes to stairs. You should also have a friend available who can get you out of the setup in case you get into trouble. I thought that was the point. But perhaps that friend will help you play too.

My name is Ziva. Todd, I love the idea of the cow spandex suit for the Hugh cow. I would love to have that done to me. Living in a milking barn as a Hugh cow, locked in the stall with my head locked in the stanchions and feed water and a cow food mix while being milked as a cow!

Oh! Yeah. Have you got a picture of my fetish yet? Is it obvious, or... In your reply, please describe this whole scenario back to me so that I can then reinforce it by repeating it as well. Shell game, I don't want to brag, but I've seen pictures of yule cows. Oh my.

Oh my. In a metal bondage device where their ankles are cuffed to the metal and their arms are pulled behind them and their wrists are locked together in a cuff to the metal bar. Their head is held up to the metal bars where it goes around their neck. Their udders are hanging to be milked. I am now ending my post because I'm clearly needing to masturbate. Bye.

So their ankles are cuffed to a metal bar and then their hands are behind them and cuffed to the metal bar. It's a big bar. It's a real big bar, yes. Now I'm just imagining someone who is standing up and able to walk around, and there's just a big metal bar that shuts up above their head. Hey, it's me, Todd, and I'm back again.

Oh, good. Great, great. Yay. Let's go on a walkabout. Ziva would you also want a calf bucket to be fed with train you so that when you see the calf

bucket and a bit of oil your first reaction is rub the oil in your udders to make them nice and shiny then you're allowed to have your have one of your meals of the day the faster you can lick your meal out of the calf bucket the more pleasure you get from a

fucking machine or hitachi wand pressed up against you this fucking after a certain time the fucking machine or wand is removed and the pumping begins it is never a constant speed for you to ignore sometimes it is fast sometimes slow but you are always feeling the sensation on your udders after I think you've had enough. These hookahs, they're just so desensitized to their milking. I give you a good rubdown and whisper in your ear that you are a good cow, and

then lead you back to your stall to doze off until it is time for your next milking. In your stall, the cow head is attached. Yay! Rocket roll pumpkin! Wow. Say it again.

So the few reflective surfaces just show you as a cow with your udders sticking out of the outfit. And your pussy and ass exposed to the farmer for the farmer to care for. That is all you are. A cow for milking and teasing slash fucking. You know, like cows.

Teasing slash fucking. Great. You're bad at fucking. You're bad at fucking, Linda. Due to the need to suck on the calf bucket to feed you don't know how buckets work okay yeah when you doze the ear pods in the cow head whisper in your ears that you're a cow okay okay all

right all right are they like the good like $200 earpods? No. They're the ones that came with the Samsung phone that I bought four years ago. So, is this like a thing you recorded, or am I going to get Spotify ads in the middle of this? uh it whispers in your ear that you are a cow your purpose is to serve your body as meat for the farmer to treat however he wants and you love it when you later wake up you're not sure what time it is or which day it is you're merely led out of your stall fed then pumped, and sucked. Whenever you suck off the cow bucket... Yeah. Oh.

Man, I love that sentence. Whenever you suck off the cow bucket, well enough, you get an orgasm reward. Oh, okay. Why? We are repeating it again. Why, though? Whenever you produce enough milk, the farmer rewards you with more orgasms.

Yay! But each time you want more pleasure, you... So you work yourself to being a better cow. Bye, I'm Todd. Hi, Todd. Thanks a bunch, Todd. Thanks a bunch, Todd. Todd, you're a guest, and I'm asking you to leave.

Okay. I get that a lot, strangely. So we're leaving the whocow.forums. We're leaving the whocows.com forums, so everything is, you know, we won't be there anymore. The rest of this episode, we will not be in the whocow.com forums. I feel confident approaching this football that lucy is holding for me great fantastic so uh we're gonna move into uh you know uh just the descriptions of the pornography that they have on hukau.com i'm just gonna read

a little bit about the about. The Lizard says, thank you so much. By the way, Lizard has been putting together a whole bunch of documents. They've been really great. Thank you so much to the Lizard for a whole bunch of these documents. If you want to do your own, thfbl.us is the place to get started with that. But the Lizard points

out in the document, warning, there are pictures of the links and they're ehhh. And the document um warning there are pictures of the links and they're and uh i clicked on one of these links and uh yeah yeah agreed yeah yeah uh so anyway uh i just want to tell you so uh come quest up in a second here you're going to be uh steve uh steve steve seemed to have enjoyed this pornography. But my name is the producer of this pornography. And so this is Thicky Nikki. Vacuum therapy. So we own this new hoo-cow now.

Her name is Thicky Nikki. And she came with a septum piercing and nipple rings piercings already. Wow. Great. Yeah, it is great. You're right. We have a new vacuum therapy machine and we let Nikki try out all the settings on herself. Smart cow. Yeah, absolutely. There's no point in a farmer anymore.

Cows are automating their own fucking jobs. This is what Animal Farm was about. Four legs bad. This is also bad. Everything is bad. Okay, so about Nikki, right? She loves getting milk. It makes her nipples very sensitive.

She might be a little addicted to this feeling. Maybe Nikki even gets turned on by it? What? With big nipple cups, a good part of her udders was sucked, which will develop the tissue nicely. Nikki knows

this is her life, and her septum piercing is a constant reminder of that. What? That's not... Well, first of all, I don't understand if there's a difference between cows and bulls. You know what? There's so much I don't understand. Let's move on. I'm Steve

Noose! Noose! 69! Noose! Vicky Nicky looks very nice and gorgeous with all of brown skin, beautiful eyes and lovely pierced nipples and a septum piercing to go along with her gorgeously lovely body. Nice. A great and wonderful addition to the WhoCows pen. A great addition and addition to the Who Cow's pen. A great addition in such a gorgeous creature.

Really need to see her in pleasure, and may we suggest sitting her on top of a Sibian with some nipple suction tubes to entice her to a wonderful, orgasmic, pleasurable experience for the viewing audience. Nice. the viewing audience. Nice! Mickey Nicky has very expressive eyes and such gyrgiosly perfect pierced nipples. Nice! Thank you, Webmaster, for bringing

this lovely addition to this site. Please bring more exotic additions to this site and would live to see some Asian slash Oriental women, especially Chinese, Japanese, Filipina, Indonesian, or Vietnamese lively ladies who would enjoy having their nipples sucked on

by some cupping action. Nice! Nice. Nice. Challenge to the listener. Go back through that post, but pronounce it Fitchy Nitchy. Yeah, but do it in a prince voice.

Okay, so that was obviously great pornography. It was very nice. It was sometimes noose, but mostly nice. But that's not the only pornography afforded by WhoCows.com. There's also WhoCows69 Red Milker. Can you tell me about that, Shell? Red Cow Milker. WhoCow69 Red Cow Milker.

HooCow69 was purchased, rescued, actually, from a failing farm. She turned out to be very well-trained and promising. There's milk in those big udders already. We just needed to get it flowing again.

Fortunately, we have the most powerful milker available, the red cow milker. Now this is not for the untrained who cow, but 69 can handle a lot of torment on her nipples. Especially when she is blindfolded and stimulated

with a magic wand to keep her in mind. Occu, her mind, occu, occu, occupied. The farmer relentlessly milks her with the red cow milker till she starts to drip milk. He immediately rewards her with a high-speed magic wand orgasm, so cow 69's mind will get conditioned that milk drops are a good thing. Very good indeed. Deed. Deed.

Enjoyed this perfect session. Join now to support our farm and possibly save more abandoned cows. I think the robot is actually trying to destroy itself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keeps pressing

its own self-destruct button. I'm a Cow Lover. Oh, no. This time she gets the red cow milker. Oh, no. Her ear tag and nose ring looks great. She drops some milk when milker release her udders. Just wow.

Step away from the glass, sir. Hey, I'm Ranch Life. I need more of you. Show me something, please. I could be a switch for you. I'm Hugh Calover again. Who are you? I'm happy to be married with my wife.

Thank you. Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Wow, I didn't think I was going to like you, cow lover. Fucking turned me around real fast. All right. Not your fantasy to indulge in, ranch life. Excuse me.

Six feet. Six feet, please. Okay, we're going to do one more here. I'm going to tell you about Alina. Alina is the mistress milked. Yeah. So strict mistress Alina was practicing her whip strokes by the cross. You know, just sort of like a professional baseball player.

Spend a couple hours really getting that arm in, you know. So she was practicing her whip strokes by the cross, and then she was suddenly captured by our farmer. Because we don't care if girls are dominant or submissive. If they have good udders, they need to be milked. The problem was, of course, that Mistress Alina did not agree with this treatment. Good thing there was a cross to chain her to. So the farmer kidnapped her and then took the cross. Kidnapped her and then they threw the cross in the same trunk.

Well, they kidnapped her and didn't take her anywhere. Okay, okay. I've kidnapped you. Stay there. Damn, you got me. No moving, okay? Fair's fair. The farmer gagged her and pulled down her corset to access her great udders.

Those nipples need lots of training and enlarging. Welcome, Alina. Your world has just changed. And then Kumquatsop, your sleeve. Nice! Lovely sight to see, Mistress Elena, bound and secured firmly for some nipple suction. Such a delight. Mistress Elena has some very nice, prominent, perky, erect and stiff nipples.

So nice! And can definitely be enlarged with a pair of smaller suction tubes. Would like to recommend the use of a pair of green elastic castration bands that can be stretched with a special pair of a scissors-like device and placed upon Mistress Alina's perky nipples after enlargement with the suction tubes.

Definitely. Are you just inventing fetish products now? All of these are really nice. Definitely would enhance the effect of making the nipples more sensitive to physical touch. Since this is a hook cow's site, the farming equipment should be available. Mistress Alina is such a wonderful beauty and would love to see her return to the site. Mistress Alina is such a wonderful beauty and would love to see her return to the site. Would also love to see Mistress Alina trapped on top of a Sivian orgasm-inducing machine to entice her to higher limits of sexual orgasm to enhance milk production from her teats.

Nice! Mistress Alina is such a beauty to see on this site. I... Yeah. Please bring her back for more viewing enjoyment of the audience Nice I like Steve I mean I don't like Steve, Steve's probably a bad guy

but I like Steve's writing I really, Steve goes through his whole life just being like nice every fifth sentence. And I got to respect him for that. He's got to be properly motivated, I suppose. Frank, you got Robaloo? I'm Robaloo.

So very nice to see an endowed mistress in a position like this. So very what? So very nice to see an endowed mistress in a position like this. My dreams have cone true. Would love suckers and suction on the breasts and nipples, enlarging them. Milk those fantastic udders. No. Doders. No. Do it.

No. You dare defy the word of Robilu? Yes, I do. You're no Steve. You're definitely no Steve. You'll never be Steve. For too long have I stood in Steve's shadow. For too long have I stood in Steve's shadow.

One day they will understand that I appreciate this woman more than that never do well ever could. Thank you. Nice, guys. Finish last. So I'm going to take you into a story. So this is a story. It's an erotic story. It's hot. It's cool.

It's awesome. It's a story that obviously comes from hookow.wordpress.com. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's two pages on hookow So WhoCow.wordpress.com is, the title is WhoCow Wife. There's two pages. Home

and About Me. Okay. And About Me is Anyway. So the beginning of a WhoCow. So this is my first seven days as a who cow. This is an erotic story. I'm going to skip some, but we'll kind of, you know, get to the important parts.

And Boots, tag me in when I get to day one, if you wouldn't mind, please. Sure. So may I also just mention that inducing lactation is hugely made up of the mental attitudes towards bringing milk in? You have to think like a woman who is breastfeeding. You have to act like a woman who is breastfeeding. You have to convince your brain as well as your body that you were a milk maker. Studies have proved blah, blah, blah. I am to become tits and holes only for his pleasure now.

What? What? What? I'm writing a story and it's not. We have agreed that apart from my personal hard limits, I am to do as he says, and he will push my boundaries as much as he can. The Lord? Yeah. No, it's hot, right? You like this?

Yeah. Seems like a cool arrangement. That's really fun. I just didn't know that god was involved yeah yeah no yeah i am capitalizing he um so i've also decided not to masturbate myself during alone time i feel that it will keep it as being sexual and will not and will not help my mindset of being a milker. Once my milk is well established,

I can alternate between role-playing and being husband and wife who share nursing together. That will be a nice life to have. That's in the text. That wasn't lemon-o-pining. That was me, who-cow-wife. There was an exclamation point there, yeah. Oh, you're right. That will be a nice life to have.

Oh, what a life it would be. So there's some rules. I need to be topless at all times. Exceptions for cold weather. No bra to be worn unless absolutely necessary. Nursing pads. The double electric breast pump must be used a minimum of

10 minutes per side. The tits and holes are to be available. Fenugreek? Fenugreek? We do expect your tits and holes to be available. The fenugreek capsules. I need to take fenugreek capsules. The end.

So the preparation. We're going to have, we, I went shopping and I bought some fenugreek powder, making in my own capsules. I took three times a day, but I reduced the dosage to start. Then I bought a bunch more shit and I think I'm ready. All right. I'm going to, I I'm gonna take over here. Days one to seven, we treated the first couple of days as a warm-up, getting used to the manual pump, testing the fenugreek powder,

etc. Day one, Sunday at home. Pumped for five minutes each side with a manual pump, three hourly intervals. Nipples were fine, hands were sore from pumping. Looking forward to an electric one arriving in a few days. No noticeable change in udders. Venegrate fine.

No trouble in small doses. Hard to keep arousal under control. Oh, hard to keep it under control during the day. It's pretty hot. He suckled in early evening when he got home and again in bed that night. Oh, God. So gentle, so pure.

I lay on my side to sleep. He spooned behind me, reached over and played with nipples for a long time. A high level of sexual tension, but no sexual activities at all. Focus on milking machines only. Day two, Monday at home. Pump for five minutes each side with manual pump.

Three hourly intervals. Nipples were fine. Hands were sore, but not as bad. I must be a souk. Don't know what that means. What? It must be a souk. No noticeable changes in milk bags.

Yeah! Yeah! Now we're milk bags. Yeah! Yeah! Now we're horny. Yeah. It's hard to keep arousal under control during the day. Need panty liners to absorb cunt juice. Wow! Fuck!

Fuck, I'm horny. That's awesome. Wow! He suckled in the early evening when he got home, then again in bed that night. Toyed with my nipples as he laid behind me to sleep, but no sexual activities at all, focusing on milking machines only. Day three, it's pretty damn similar.

Any difference? Nipples are slightly red. Milk bags feel like they're protruding. But they aren't really. It's just a sensation. He gave me a milk jug massage for about two hours. For about two hours.

Wait, wait, wait. Boots, when you told me that he gave you a milk jug massage, I got pretty horny. Is it possible your next sentence could make me even hornier? Yeah. Well, it was absolutely delightful and erotic. But then he spooned behind me to sleep again. However, I lifted my top leg, penetrated my cunt hole from behind. Go on.

Dumped a load inside me. Yeah! Yeah! And then kissed me goodnight and slept as a seed dribbled out of me all night. Day four, Wednesday at home, half day, shopping half day.

I spent half of the day shopping. Why doesn't more pornography contain the phrase, dumped a load? He dumped a load inside me. He dumped a load. It was hot. An awful lot happened on day four. I'm a bigger fan of dribbled out.

The nipples now feel waxier and rubbery. Yeah, that sounds cool. T tiny increase in nipple size uh was at the shops for two of my pumping times so i took manual pump with me parked in underground car park bit darker than above ground left shops at scheduled times returned to car setting car pumped five minutes each side. So embarrassed. Was sure someone would notice, but not one person walked by. Because they noticed. Nobody noticed my NFT ape shirt.

I just feel like they're sticking up from my chest. More of a sensation than actual protrusion. Wore a bra for the first time in four days feel very strange feeling now udders feel wobbly and jiggly as i walked even though they were your udders must have been drinking um he uh let's go to nighttime he suckled no no no no yeah no, no. Yeah. So the. Oh, I cannot keep my hands off my milk jugs. I am forever playing, pulling, tickling them. I am getting nothing done at home.

He suckled me on the couch when he got home for about 10 minutes each side. He forced me to suck his cock. Gods again. On lounge after he suckled my milk jugs. gods again on lounge after he suckled my milk jugs he did not ejaculate said I did not deserve it yet you don't deserve me

getting off he gave me a breast massage for about an hour he slapped my tits a while yeah yeah yeah yeah wait wait wait I know you're all intensely aroused by that sentence, but... Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, Boots, I think it's really cool. I think it's really cool that you slapped your tits for a while. That's really cool. He likes to pull them out by the nipple and slap the tender underside. I asked him to punch my milk bags gently. I stood up beside the bed, bent forward so they hung down, and he used them like a speedball punching bag. Yeah! Is this the kind where you duck left and right to avoid it coming back?

Okay. Get that good paradiddle in there. Not hard, just gently. Turn me on big time, as I've always wanted to try that. Of course. Saw it on the internet once. Yeah. Yeah.

Yonce. Spoon me behind for sex, lifting my leg, loading me with his seed. Awesome. Awesome. Did he dump his seed? Went to sleep with his cock in me. Okay. Awesome. Did he dump his seed? Went to sleep with his cock in me. Okay. Oops.

Biggest change so far. He can feel my udders becoming more lumpy inside. He described it as like caviar or tiny beans and clusters. I noticed that today also. Like booba. Like booba. Booba. Booba.

Okay. I also hadn't explained how milk ducks grow, so he didn't know that either. This is making me a little more confident things are underway. Okay. I also hadn't explained how milk ducks grow, so he didn't know that either. This is making me a little more confident things are underway. I get butterflies in my tits and belly thinking about it. Oh, we're all learning so much.

My feelings. I'm excited that tits seem to be changing a little internally. Yeah, I'll count all the butterflies. More prominent. Holy shit. My butterflies. You look a little internally. Yeah, I'll count up all the butterflies. More prominent. Holy shit. My butterflies used to be caterpillars. Does anybody else want to take over?

Why would we? Okay, fine. Day five. Day five. First day at home. Each one is longer than the previous No real color change yet Slight tenderness in the udders

New pump, oh my goodness This is the most amazing thing I put it together, settled in the armchair Unbuttoned my shirt, is winter here? Allowed to wear a shirt Oh, is winter here? Is winter here? Allowed to wear a shirt

Exposed each milk bag. I pulled on the teats, making them erect. I positioned the pump flange over my teats, turned it on to the massage mode for let down reflex and let it run. That's awesome. That's really cool. And you went into a whole bunch of talk about your milking, which is awesome. But I want to go back into the sex the cool sex that you have with your okay i went to bed he's he suckled me a while he forced me to

suck his cock and violently thrust himself down my throat pushing his seed to the back of my throat and holding my head until i swallowed i'm a real person that's like the last time i don't know he let you swallow yeah i don't like swallowing. So I struggled with this. As soon as I realized I was going to get a mouthful, I honestly had no choice. Yeah, no, skip to the next paragraph, please. It gets really sexy. He moved to the bottom of the bed and sat between my legs facing me. He pulled my flaps apart. What about your ailerons?

Expecting my hole. The cool air was strange to feel on my clit and inner lips. He told me to cover my face and wait until he returned as he wanted to get something from the kitchen. He returned, opened my lips again, and started inserting something into me. Oh, no. It was freezing cold and heavy to feel sliding in me. I found out afterwards it was a piece of marble from my mortar and pestle.

That is so sexy. Wow. Wow. Call that move the Baba Yaga. He pulled it out after a short time and inserted something warmer but longer. This turned out to be a brand new vibrator we have had for a while. That's not brand new works. Oh, but not opened.

He withdrew it after a short while also and started pushing something wide into me. He arranged my cunt lips as he worked it in me, but couldn't get it all the way. Turns out it was a small bottle from the kitchen. The shape was just like the old gloss glass milk bottle we used to get, but a little shorter. A wide mouth neck going down a larger bottle shape.

I suspect I know what you all want to know, and that's the dimensions of the bottle. Well, kind of, cause I picture like, you can get a bottle just like this. If you call in the next 20 minutes, picture like those big square bottles,

big square milk bottles. Yeah. Um, um, okay. So, uh, so this is really cool.

And then that was like day six or something like that? That was day five. Oh, that was day five. Okay, so can you scroll down? I just want to know what day seven looks like, because this has been quite a journey, and so I assume that day seven has a nice, satisfying conclusion. The age post has been getting longer than the last. Yeah, day five was like 1,200 words. Anyway, day seven, we're skipping over Friday.

No, it's there. It's just poorly formatted. He used my holes four times today, penetrating each one at least one. And a second time in my cunt hole. He would slide into me, thrust a few times, and walk away.

Talk about frustrating. Nipples slowly getting wider. Nipples sensitive. Finnegrig 5 grams. Belly okay. Milk bag still about the same size, though obvious change. Pumping 10 minutes per side every two hours. Stimulating nipples by hand constantly.

Getting impatient. Waiting for udders to change more. See you next week with more info. Yeah! Wow, what a good story. Wow. Hey, my name is Kim, and I have a comment on your

story. Oh, what's up, Kim? Oh! Nice! Wait a minute. Are you sure your name is Kim? That's Kim, alright? Oh. Nice! Wait a minute. Are you sure your name is Kim? That's Kim, all right. That's definitely Kim. Kim, do I have the guy for you? My name's Carol.

Very nice. Oh, I'm sorry. My name wasn't Carol. I read the wrong way. My name is actually Breast Milk Lover. Oh, I'm sorry. My name wasn't Carol. I read the wrong way. My name is actually Breast Milk Lover. Oh, good. Okay. Very cool.

Very cool. Before we... Right before we get to the end, just looking at one little super cool, awesome, sexy story. And Frank West, that story is called Frustration and Success. Frustration and Success. It's about a year off the last one. Yeah, this is by Ms. Hucao

She won't be defined by a man She's Ms. Well, Hucaos can't get married because they can't consent and sign the papers Okay Frustration and Success Frustration

and Success First, let me remind you, last time, on the last episode frustration and success let first let me remind you last time on the last episode I am a mindless cow who is trying to produce tit milk

uh huh we know thank you wow last time if you somehow got to huecow.wordpress.com and you didn't know that

last time frustration and success mindless cow who is trying to produce tit milk what will happen now And you didn't know that. Last time, frustration and success. Mindless cow who's trying to produce tit milk. What will happen now? I sit every two hours with plastic cups attached to my teats. Right. My hanging, saggy teats.

Cool. My milk bags. Yep. My hanging, saggy teats. Cool. My milk bags. Watching the nipple being suctioned and released through the clear plastic shields, desperately willing the first white drops to show themselves. Show yourself, coward! I'll face you on the field of honor, tit milk! Wanting to be able to show him the milky whiteness when he gets home from work frustrated that they won't produce instantly patience is not my strong point nor his but the adventure is worth it long term how because it's worth you'd save on milk oh yeah

you're right milk is pretty pretty expensive. That's true. I am being forced to lactate for him. I don't know about that. I'm being forced to lactate for him. Okay. To become his milkmaid and milk cow. At the same time? Yeah, yeah.

It's a self-serving milk cow. Wow. And they said self-driving cars would never happen. We call this relationship a Boston milkmaid. He wants to be able to drink from me. He wants fresh boob milk in his coffee in the morning. Is he a blizzard executive? What the fuck? Shell game, I am going to buy that joke for $50 million.

Good, but I have to keep making money off of it. Wow. He wants me to have tits that leak in public through my bra and my shirt. He wants to have them out on display at all times at home. He wants to have my long... No, he wants me to have long, protruding nipples, rubbery to touch. He doesn't want those for himself. That's wrong.

So I follow my strict rules every day. I take Motilium tablets three times per day. I pump my udders every two hours for ten minutes with a double electric pump. I take fenugreek. I go braless and stimulate my bags and teeth constantly. I pull the ends, stretching them, rolling them between my fingers. I manually massage the tits. Can you throw them over

your shoulder like a soldier? Do your tits? Hey, hello. Yes, yes, very. I stand and bend over, letting them hang, shaking them, swinging them side to side, crashing them together. Wow. Nice.

He suckles them in the evening when he gets home. He also does it every morning, lifting my shirt, pulling my udder towards his mouth. Oh, good. I am to allow him access at any time. If he says to lift my shirt, I must do that immediately. Sometimes

he instructs me to make my nipples hard prior to offering them to him. He says he doesn't want to see flat girls' nipples. He wants hard women's nipples ready to be suckled on. But my frustration is building, impatient with my own body. I stare at my nipple every time I touch it, just wanting to see one drop. Watching. And waiting. Then success!

What? So, I imagine I had a drop or two each side. Well, that's still all there is. Oh, come on, lady. What the fuck? Why are you wasting our time? How long did it take? Well, there was around one week of just pumping and suckling.

Then I started on the Motilium. Two tabs, three times per day. Note that some doctors say three tabs, three times per day. Once I started... In this instance, sometimes doctors will suggest if you're trying to become a hookah, you take three tabs, three times a day. Once I started the drugs, it took exactly seven days to see a drop so bye for now I'm off to see if I can pub some more

yay well what did we learn from this F plus uh all of these people are lying about about what specifically everything that they're talking like i had previously sort of been under the assumption that this was one of those fetishes that people kind of did and i'm increasingly convinced throughout this document that it's

one of those fetishes that people almost never really what are you talking about dude that guy has a farm and the and the all of the the Hugh cows are tamed to the wall. It's subsidized by the German government. What? Even Hugh cow wife here, who has a blog that is just her posting, most of her posts are like, well, we gave up. We're trying again. I sat there milking, and then I was in the car and I was milking. It was definitely hot to me, and not like the reality being really frustrating.

Yeah. Yeah, I feel like we read more, I feel like we read more, we encountered more instances of success when it came to the mayo lactation benches. Yeah. Because, yeah, all you have to do is get horny and jerk off. And the internet. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

They were doing it the other way. I learned that, you know, obviously, you know, the nicest and most considerate person in this whole thing was the farmer, Lemon's Mainer accent farmer. Because he was humane. Fucking hell, man.

Michelle, you're just encouraging him. I know! That's my intent! that's that's the desire to have i can't tell you what's been happening to my sense of humor over the last several months i'm not sure it's good what is that can't imagine. Yeah, this is, I mean, like a community that, it's just not great. It's just not great. It's not great. I'll say also, more women participating voluntarily than I expected, I guess.

Yeah, which is, that's not great either, honestly. That's not great either. It's just a different kind of bad, isn't it? Yeah, it really is. I learned that a souk is Australian slang for a hand-reared cat. Oh, good. Yeah. Do you think all these guys are Australian?

Do you think this is our Australian fetish? I think that last lady was Australian Especially with her caveat about Oh well it's summer here Our website as always T-H-E-F-B-L dot U-S There's other ones too There are other websites

Are there other websites? What? Who's named three websites? Google. Okay. That's a website for sure. Strawberry. Strawberry Pop-Tart Platterchis.

HughCow.com. HughCow.com. It's in the text. HughCows.com. Thank you. Okay. Great. All right. Do you think there's a HughCowUcom. HughCow.com. It's in the text. HughCows.com. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Great.

All right. Do you think there's a HughCowUring.com? Not yet. As available. Okay. Bye. Oh, God. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. We'll see you next time. link in the document. Click on it. Click on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Body combo subliminal. Wow! Yeah. That's amazing.

What? It's everything so blurry. Hello! Check out this audio player here on the bottom. Oh, and they remind you to drink water. That's so nice. That's nice.