The F Plus - 372: Loohan vs The Lizartarians

Episode Date: June 30, 2022

Loohan doesn't care much for Reptilians. Or anyone else for that matter. You see, Loohan's general worldview is... actually, really hard to suss out out. He believes in space monsters, and religious conspiracies, and some weird race/gender stuff we cut out of this episode, but he has the intellectual thruline of a streetcorner man wearing a sandwich board. It's a delight! This week, The F Plus needs to consult with The Committee.

Look into my eyes, you're seeing crazy! This is the F Plus Podcast, a terrible place with terrible things, right with enthusiasm, and usually we start off getting less crazy and getting more crazy. That's not the case today. Anyway, we've got Jack Chick. Yertle, a sentient epoxy turtle who is here to optimize the end times. Achilles Heeles. Meanwhile, I got custody of two huge dragons we have named Alicia and Ray.

Kumquazaaab! Wowie Kazowie! I didn't know Chuck Norris has become an activist! Hot stuff, except for the fact that he's a Satanist. Kind of dampened my enthusiasm. Zarla! These numbers usually refer to the number of vertical taugras a person has. Most people have 7 or 12, some have 24, others have 48, maybe 2% of 96. Update to make that past 10. Most people now have zero hyperdimensional chakras.

See here for explanation. And Lemon. The Lucerta physical reptilians were formerly evil, but they completed some therapy sometime back and they've been fighting evil underground ETs for us since. Yeah! Also, I married a 528-foot dragon who is not grown.

Hey, F-Plus. Hey. Hello. Hey. Oh, hey, how do you all feel about spirituality? Looking to get some more souls. I don't like mine right now. I feel hashtag blessed. Well,, I'm

going to follow and like. Sounds great. Love all this engagement. Is there an angel emoji with us? This is good engagement. Kumquatsop, you're producing excellent content. Thank you. Yes. Y'all like the color blue?

Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Hate it. Cool, cool, cool. Oh, well. How about, okay, so Achilles, you don't like the color blue. How do you feel about the font Comic Sans?

I love it. All right. Well, then you are half hashtag blessed because we are going to be going to Luhan.com. It is a website that is blue on blue, sort of a, a kind of like Navy blue on a sort of like lapis. The,

the entire thing is in Comic Sans other than the top nav. But there's a whole bunch of pictures and Luhan here has a bunch of orgones. Orgones are, well, Zala, how would you describe orgones? Aren't those the things you can sell in the black market for money? I don't know that you need to go to the black market for that. Well, it's what you play music on in a church. Yeah, there you go. It's not an organ,

it's an orgone! So we've sort of touched on a sort of orgone energy in other F Plus episodes. Orgone is largely my understanding is that it's sort of a metal object that is supposed to dispel spirits.

Would you agree with that? Does that sound like the right definition to you? I'm not kidding. I'm not being funny. I have no idea. After this many episodes about it, I still have no idea what it's even supposed to be. Yeah, that's fair. That's awesome.

I know it can fucking murder chemtrails and that's about it. That's true. Okay, well, that's great. I'm glad that we're all... I was feeling a little sheepish about my own ignorance of Orgon. But TipsyAlmond here gave us

actually two different documents on Luhan.com. And so let's just get started here. There's a David Icke meme right away. So that's exciting. So actually, Jack Chick, if you can start us off here. What we have is we have a sort of page that has a picture of a tabernacle church, Zion Pentecostal Tabernacle Church,

and then the marquee says, The Antichrist Revealed, Commander Luhan. Yeah. Yeah. People have asked me about this pic. I'll let you in on a secret. It's all done with computers. What?

Years ago I came across a site that allowed you to make your own marquee sign. You type in the text and it spits out the pic with your text in it. There were several marquees to choose from. I chose this because Zion is so evocative.

I've never seen any church with Pentecostal on it that did not have a Satanist vibe. I believe all their pastors are Satanists as well as much of the congregation in fact as this is the case with one update all those Satanists have been killed and replaced with doubles as explained below and most of the Pentecostalists

who do not have that blood ritual vibe are nonetheless also shapeshifting reptilians wow that's a lot to take in that paragraph accelerated very quickly. Just making sure we're on the same page here, right? And then, of course, number three,

that delicious chemtrail in the background. Hey, Jack's Check, just a quick question for you. What URL are we on right now? What's the URL? Lujan.com slash introduction.htm. Okay. So this is your introduction.

Okay. Yes. Got it. Right. Now, if you wanted to know about the site. A little bit of an overview. Okay. It's the Hobbit to the full trilogy.

So much backstory. So now, Lemon, I know what the next question you were going to ask is. Oh, my actual next question was, so is Sovereign Grand Commander Luhan the epitome of evil? Right. And you'll have to judge for yourself after viewing this pic, which was taken when I busted the Jesuit

Masonic Scottish Rite House of the Temple in D.C. on January 20th, 2010, as chronicled in my blog. Photo provided, white man in a church. He looks angry. The white socks are proof that I am an accomplished master. He sat in a chair.

With white socks on. Seriously, folks, almost all seemingly groovy alternative websites are cia and many of the ones that aren't are of similar agencies or reptilian shapeshifter groups e.g davidike.com is tavistock warrior matrix is u.s navy educate yourself.org and rent c or n.com or nsa and most libertarian sites and personality are actually Lizertarian. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, please. Okay, Paul, I mean, you know, you can come back to the episode, man. It's a recorded podcast. It's gonna be the same. You can come back to the episode. Before you come back to this episode,

put together a Lizardarian talk for us. Yes. Fucking rad. I'm super into that. I cannot tell when Luhan is being serious or joking at any given moment. I assume he's 100% serious. That's easy.

That's easy. Always serious. Yeah, okay. I would like to inform you, Lemon, that the site Lizartarian.com is available for $10 a year. Alright, I mean, I was gonna buy Lizartarian.info, but I guess I'll go for the.com

if it's that cheap. Unfortunately, very, very few people are sensitive enough to discern whether the parties behind a website are genuine or are shapeshifting con artists. Many of these sites are in the forefront of disclosing the truth of Illuminati methods and tactics, and they routinely disagree with each other and accuse each other of being agents. Some noteworthy historical and contemporary agents. Whoever reduced... Sorry? Whoever released the protocols of the elders

of Zion Jesuits are the elders of Zion George Orwell FTM shapeshifting reptilian Aldous Huxley the whole family was shapeshifting reptilian. Aldous Huxley, the whole family was shapeshifting reptilian.

Like, one? The Wachowskis, who wrote the Matrix flicks, shapeshifting reptilians. Wow, and then they had that whole pill thing to, like, put us off the scent. Yeah. I mean, I just figured

they watched Speed Racer, Racer I like the music They're shapeshifting reptilians and they're satanists Los dos They're no anglican reptilians They only worship lizard satan though Nick Begich Shapeshifting reptilian who allegedly

wrote angels don't play this harp Good, my favorite play David Icke, deceased Shape-shifting reptilian who allegedly wrote angels don't play this harp Good my favorite play yep, David Ike What? deceased Shapeshifter replaced by clone who brought so much our to playing truth to the forefront But promotes mostly other shapeshifters who also don't tell much of the truth I love I think it's some fucking high-style judo to call David Ike a reptilian.

Well, no, he's not a reptilian. He's a deceased shapeshifter replaced by a clone. But he does draw a distinction between shapeshifting reptilian and a normal shapeshifter. That's true. David Ike is just Odo. Can the clone shapesh shape shift that's a

question actually well if it's a clone of a shape shifter it should be genetically the same it would be weird like it would be weird like if you could you know if you were some sort of uh you know being that could take any form and then you molded yourself into the shape of david ike like you do like you don't have David Icke. Like you do. You don't have to, right? Why wouldn't you do that? You don't have to make that mullet. You don't actually have to do that. You know, Lemon, it's called a Chad haircut.

Look at that. The thing is, there's a shapeshifter, but only can be people with mullets. That's why there are so few of them. The curse of Billy Ray. Okay, yeah, if it was between David Icke and Billy Osiris, then yeah, I also would go for David Icke, yep.

The Dalai Lama, Egyptoid Satanist. Gandhi, Satanist Shapeshifting Reptilian. Martin, Satanist Shapeshifting Reptilian. Martin Luther King, Shapeshifting Reptilian. Not Satanist, no. No, he's not. The version of John Lennon

who had the beaked nose. MPD, Satanist Shapeshifting Reptilian. I assume that means... Minneapolis Police Department? Minneapolis Police Department. Hey, hey, hey. Do not cast any aspersions on... Minneapolis Police Department? Minneapolis Police Department. Hey, hey, hey. Do not cast any aspersions on the Minneapolis Police Department.

They are definitely trying their best, and I sure don't want all of them to be fired. Of course, the agencies crank out quite a gamut of sites and groups. Some of them are almost pure BS, constantly promoting Nessara, Saint Germain, Sananda, Kutumi, etc. Others, about half

and half, etc. The most valuable yet insidious ones are the ones that put out the most percentage of truth. Yeah, so, uh, sorry, Luhan, I meant to say Luhan, is it true that you have been sensitive all your life? Uh, yes. Oh,uhan. I meant to say Luhan. Is it true that you have been sensitive all your life? Yes.

Oh, okay. I have been sensitive all my life, but only developed it much in the last several years. Even decades ago, I was aware to some extent of natural earth energies. Also, sometimes I could feel the energy residues that people left in furniture, et cetera. Sometimes I could feel the energy residues that people left in furniture, etc.

Yeah, man, sorry about that. In the early 90s, I suddenly became aware that I could feel the energy qualities of semi-precious stones, crystals, and homeopathic remedies. I started making crude resin and shavings organite in 2002. In early 2005, I became aware that I could feel my deployed organs sorry, my deployed orgone devices on a map. Then I developed my map

reading much more. Later in 2005, I started dousing images of people. But by that time, there was a very serious war going on between toxic demonic energy and positive orgone. As a result of this war, all blood ritual black magicians became overtly D.O.R.E. in fall or so of 2005. Yeah, I remember that. Remember that happening.

Hey, Kumquats up. No, no, no, no. We really need to hear about also the following beings who used to be evil. Yeah, I need to hear about them too. Okay, great. If you are a psychic, here are some legendary personalities who have an accessible astral telepathic presence whom I have been working with and will

vouch for me. Venus, Hecate and Demeter, Selene, Jehovah, not Yahweh. Oh, okay. That's important. Jesus, Krishna, Shiva, Subramanya, Ganesh, Obra and Odin, Bragi, Thor, Valiant Thor,

by which I assume he means the metal band. Valiant Thor. Valiant Thor's a rare drop. Valiant Thor's a Venusian, so maybe. Maybe. Also the following beings who used to be evil, due to arconic possession, I

exorcised the demons, and yet and they have been back on our side since. The biblical archangels, the Egyptian pantheon, all except Ra and Hathor were abortly evil, but Ra and Hathor no longer exist for whatever reason. Satan, Lucifer, and Ahriman.

So in your list of people who used to be evil, one of them is Satan? Yeah, but then he exorcised Satan. Now Satan's on our side. Yes, and also Lord Ahriman of the band Dark Funeral. What? our side. Yes, and also Lord Ariman of the band Dark Funeral. What? Because Ron Horth no longer exists for whatever reason, it's kind of like they had an accident, if you know what I mean.

Fell off the back of a truck! So does this mean that the Satanist shapeshifters are good guys? I think so. Actually, yeah, you're right, huh? Wait. Hey, Kumquats up? Oh, yeah, you're right, huh? Wait. Yeah.

Hey, Kumquats up? Oh, yes, hello. I would love for, there's three, I want you to tell me about three things, okay? There's three things I want you to tell me about. Forks. Okay. Rocks.

Okay. And toy frogs. Oh, well, duh, I have all of those things. But first, we must harken back to the year 2006. Okay.

I realized that it was easy, at least for many of us, to move demons, by which I mean here, non-physical negative entities, around with our minds and make mental jails for them. This has gone through some evolution since.

You can make a jail yourself, which need not have any physical objects or location associated with it. Oh, okay. All right, all right. According to the state of California, I can no longer make jails myself. Can I make a

for-profit jail for myself, or does it have to... This demon jail contains chemicals known to the state of California. Are the police allowed a no-knock warrant to look in your apartment and see if you have any jails? Note that no tools are necessary to jail demons. in your apartment and see if you have any jail. Note

that no tools are necessary to jail demons. Okay. That's kind of pussy of demons. I jailed most of the aggressive demons in the multiverse by myself before jailers were invented. But tools help a lot. Before jailers were invented. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

But tools help a lot. My present best recommendations are have the committee make you an etheric jail that is designed to cook down the bad guys, refine the energy, and return it to you in purified form. Okay, this is starting to sound like later seasons Venture Brothers.

How many forms do you have to fill out to apply to the committee to get this approval here? There is a danger of jailbreaks. They used to occur sometimes. Thus is a good idea to terminate the little darlings while one can. Ooh, I don't like the idea of terminating the little darlings.

That sounds dangerous. Have the committee program some stones for you with jailer programs. There are innumerable variations of these jailer programs. One individual can only have one copy of most of these, but it doesn't matter as there are so many variations. As long as it doesn't matter. Yeah. That's all I need to know.

Yeah, no. Not only evil entities can be jailed, but also etheric implants and machinery, etheric spacecraft and their contents, demon-generated portals, and other such bric-a-brac. That's an interesting word for that. Spirits, ghosts, bric-a-brac, you know. Portals. Some jailer programs excel. More at one or two of these targets none of these programs are 100 effective but they do catch a lot by themselves and if you put your if you put your awareness on your weapons it gracefully greatly boosts their activity yeah no that that sentence makes good, perfect sense.

I'm confused as to why you had trouble reading it. Yeah. How best to go about getting a bunch of such programs working for you? How best? If you are very talented, the committee might guide you to making orgone devices,

CLAST OTB, for jailing. But most people aren't going to be able to do that anytime soon. So perhaps the best thing is to get a quartz cluster. It is better. Cheap quality is fine. It doesn't matter if a lot of the crystals are chipped or if it has impurities or matrix. Ask the committee or email me to have it programmed for jailing.

He's not the committee? Oh, my God. If that works, why do I need all these Organite ones? Oh, if you're very talented, the committee might get them. They will put in a lot of other programs to weaken bad entities. But the larger and more complex the cluster, the more jailer programs will go in. The committee will arrange the programs within the object in such a way as to bring out maximum effectiveness for the piece. Update.

Who is the committee? Picture at left a cheap plastic pot. So you got a Swiss Army knife. Yep. The ongoing mystery of who the committee is. Here's a picture. The stone in this unit only has seven jailer programs, but lots of other free anti-evil programming,

which works with the jailing and is protective. Update October 8th, 2011. No quartz? Some people live in countries where quartz is not available and can't afford other crystals from overseas. Is that possible? Is that possible? Iron also takes numerous jailer programs.

Iron is the main component of ordinary steel and most stainless steel. Steel forks are good to use as jailers. If they have a silver coating, they might be about 2% better than plain stainless steel. Steel forks are good to use as jailers. If they have a silver coating, they might be about 2% better than plain stainless steel. Try to get substantial forks with long, strong tines.

Oh, they're about to get the friction on. But any fork or other iron object any other iron object will work. It is suggested that each individual should have two forks. More is fine, too. Wait, wait. Can we pause for just a second

on the sentence, it is suggested that each individual should have two forks? Yes. It's my presidential slogan. This is why I This is why I run around the city dual-wielding forks. No, you go faster than you geting forks. You go faster than the other forks. Ask the committee...

Once one of the forks is dirty, then you eat with the other fork. It's whooping. Ask the committee, or email me, to get them programmed as jailers. One person's fork will not work well for a different person without reprogramming. What, uh,

what language do you program a fork with? It's all rust. All rust. God damn it! No, it's not vanilla rust, it's a fork. Oh, boy. Can I borrow an evil-sucking fork?

I'm kind of using it. Yeah, but you have two forks. Everybody does. Ander Yang promised me that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. As with the crystals, most of the programming will be general anti-evil programs to weaken the demons.

You can use the forks to comb areas where you suspect demons are present. We ain't found shit. Thank you. Sit still, Grandma. I'm combing the demons. Just combing someone's back. Update. This is a public use jailer. Picture of frog.

Picture of plastic frog that you would put outside in your garden. Designed for people to access who need some help jailing astral yuck. Sometimes even people who jail a lot will run into

real tough demons they can't jail. This thing might help. Also, sometimes a very large quantity of demons will attack a person. You can just mentally connect whatever negative astral stuff you observe to the frog, or you can print out pics of it and pretend they are radionics target plates.

What? Hey. Yeah. Right. You could do that. Yeah. Damn it, my printer is busted. Write whatever's haunting this house. And that's in quotes. So write exactly that.

Or other quotes. The demon I dreamt about last night. I definitely want to trap that demon. Or the name of your cat who is being attacked. Not in quotes. Or whatever it is on a piece of paper.

Put the paper face down on the face of this picture of a frog. Thank you. So do you have to print out the picture of the frog? I guess. I think you have to hold it up to your computer screen. Oh, no, I think it's literal. It's not saying that this plastic frog is the thing. It's saying the picture of the frog is the thing.

Oh. Okay, okay. So, yeah, not the frog. That's not powerful, obviously. So yeah, not the frog. That's not powerful, obviously. Just the picture of the frog. A JPEG has infinite power when you think about it. Much better than a TIFF, for sure. Hey, Zarl, I got a choice for you.

Would you like to teach us How to make psychic weapons Or would you like to Teach us how to throw rocks From a moving car I want to learn about throwing rocks from a moving car Okay fantastic And if you will scroll down To the section titled

Throwing rocks from a moving car for the god force Alright Wow the section titled Throwing Rocks from a Moving Car for the God Force. All right. Wow. In early February 2005, Chris Godseek, that's how you say it, charged a crystal from a long distance.

I have used it to charge up other crystals, stones, copper, etc. The charge seems permanent and apparently does not diminish over generations,

by which I mean if you charge a rock and then use that to charge another rock, etc., and eventually charge another rock, all the same type, with the umpteenth generation, it should still have the same potency. Crystal instructors take the charge better. Someone who douses told me, for instance, that a glass beer bottle will only take about two-thirds of the charge that quartz crystal will. Now, the charge that bottle passes on to another crystal is also the same two-thirds. The frequency seems quite benign.

What type of lance am I using here to charge these crystals? bottle passes on to another crystal, it's also the same two-thirds. The frequency seems quite benign. What type of lance am I using here to charge these crystals? Maybe you just touch them to each other? Like, it doesn't specify. But I would like to spread this around, especially to other energy-sensitives who will share their impressions.

But really, anyone who sends me an S-A-S-E will be sent a small piece of quartz that has been charged. Then, as a note that no one knows what S-A-S-E will be sent a small piece of quartz that has been charged. Then there's a note that no one knows what S-A-S-E means. At work, I charge the coins in the coin... He's got a form letter to get an S-A-S-E. Oh, who's going to get one then? Get the special quartz.

At work, I charge the coins in the cash register. Any other coins they touch, any rings, vending machines, whatever, will catch the charge and spread it further. I put charged rocks on the breaker box, water pipes, you name it. I have been promiscuously tossing the rocks out the window while driving. That is the best possible adverb that could possibly be used. Oh my god, it's so alluring how he throws those rocks. These rocks are available for anyone.

The best supply method I've found is to buy granite driveway gravel by the bucketful. First? Quantity. Quality clearly does not matter in this whole demon thing. No, there's a lot of demons. A lot of demons.

They all got to put in jail. First, I put a charged rock or two of the same or higher quality in the bucket, then occasionally shake it a bit as I fill it. As part of a test... Science! As part of a test, I have strewn these on roads otherwise ungifted or hardly

gifted, throwing out a pebble every few seconds, especially into ditches, puddles, creeks, etc., but even right in the road. Naturally, graveyards, towers, cop shops, etc., get a heavier dose. We go to buy etc. Get a heavier dose. We go to buy cops.

Yeah, you know. Or return your cop for a refund. This one's defective. He works for the Minneapolis Police. I want to turn this cop in for cop credit. Then I feel out those roads on a map. I can feel energies from a map. And they have very good energy. Then I feel out those roads on a map. I can feel energies from a map. And they have very good energy.

So, I guess you toss rocks in a ditch and then you look at the ditch on a map, and it feels good. So, I suspect these rocks work similarly to Organite. Then I lay one on my laptop. It feels similar. It feels like it's neutralizing the bad EMF effects. No science here. It's

unbelievable! But subjectively, I'm pretty sure any rocks work fine. Nothing subjective about any of this. Of course, a higher quality rock, e.g. quartz, will take more of a charge. I tried some of the local blue granite and those rocks feel better than the limestone driveway

rocks when treated. In fact, the hardware store lets me scoop up five-gallon buckets of granite gravel for a dollar each. Quartz and crystals. They're practically giving this away. Pretty promiscuous store. Toss the rocks anywhere and everywhere. I just imagine

he keeps going to the hardware store and buying just more and more gravel over the course of several years. And they're like, what are you doing with this gravel? He's like, I'm just throwing it out on the road. And he never shows up with a truck or a bucket. I throw it on the road and it feels good. I love doing it. You see male demons around here?

I didn't think so. Let's see. Just think, you can gift everything you see for free. I recommend it highly. I have not yet done this, but if one left a pebble on a metal tower or the guy wire to the tower, it seems any hard, solid object will permanently, question mark, become like an orgone device.

CB pipes, coils, vehicles, plumbing, metal fences, whatever leave small, soft stones on the railroad track. Also very rewarding is to charge boulders. Very rewarding. Very rewarding. I only have large rocks

or small boulders on my place. There's no medium rocks. Small boulder decides small boulder. Is this a small boulder? No, it's a large rock. I am going around with a bag of pebbles and just laying one a piece on the big rocks. Very powerful to have all those boulders turn on like that.

Oh, that boulder's being rocked. That boulder's being domed by a rock. Bigger boulders are nearby, too. Hell yeah. I had no idea this episode would be this sexy. Holy shit. Entire rock section. It said it was charged.

It was sexually charged. Yeah, absolutely. Achilles Heelius. Like anyone else, like any good-hearted American, I love RoboCop, but I think that RoboCop would be cooler

if it was plastic. Are you going to tell me about plastic RoboCop? I guess, yeah, probably. Maybe. I'm sure it'll make sense. It'll definitely make as much sense as anything else. Yeah.

So I just put together a little system that detects and jails bad critters for me. The heart of it is a... Okay. The heart of it is a big chunk of a special quartzite set in organite with a silicon disk and seven toroids under the quartzite. But any good powerful orgone device should do.

Just know your weakest shit orgone devices. Not your knockoffs. Yeah, don't get your Orgon from Wish. You have to be able to program it, though. I thought the committee had to do that. Or Luhan.

Or email him. Or put it on a picture of a frog. It needs an input and output line, though these could be etheric, probably. Etheric HDMI cable. Probably.

Probably. What I did for input output is I have the two lead extensions from an internal Mobius coil sticking out. Since wire has a natural plus and minus end, I made sure that the thicker wire I soldered on for extensions agreed with the Mobius that way.

That's not how wire... Ran in the same direction. Then on the input wire, I had my receiver unit. More on that later. Also a ground lead. Yay! I'll definitely tell you more. For all that electricity you're transmitting here.

This is a really weird audio file form. I think I... You just skipped down to programming. Now that you have this thing that you clearly described very well, how do you program it? Oh, hold on. I want to say one thing.

Okay. So I programmed to bust any bad etheric critters messing with me or my allies. Yeah, you know, come around here. This latter detail is important for various reasons, including the fact that the enemy likes to capture or torture some allies to generate DOR to slam me with. I also specified to clear the evil ETs

hitting me via plane noise or energizing the cell towers to create scalar effects. And it works. Oh no, math. Yes, drag them. Sounds like a pro wrestling plot. So it works. Not always 100%,... Sounds like a pro wrestling plot. So it works, not always a hundred percent,

but pretty darn well. By itself, it takes care of the plane noise ETs pretty well, as well as loads of other things, including some CIA astral attackers. But yeah, anyway, I can tell you about some programming. Oh, great. Yeah, yeah, that would be great. I just started using a neat crutch to program. I was thinking about how the SE5 can send numerous freaks,

briefly in cycles as one program, so many seconds for each item. And I got the impression that I could program crystals, water, organite, et cetera, to do this. So I typed up a text file, the desired program, copied to a little digital disc, digital camera disc from a default camera, then took the disc, a floppy or CD would work too, and simply laid it on a crystal.

Yes! Wait. What? It's as simple as that, folks! Only nine easy payments. So they put, like, demons be gone in a text file, put it on a USB drive, and put it on a USB Drive Yeah It took several minutes the first time before the program was fully downloaded, but then amazingly it seemed to work

I then took the disk and programmed the big quartzite unit Have to be like a text file not like an RPF or like a like a doc file not work Does it have to be like a text file, not like an RPF or like a doc file not work? Yeah. Well, TXT won't work. You need an RTF so you can put it in comics. RTF, thank you. Yes.

Oh, yeah. Good point. Good point. I was worried about the YAML, but yeah, that makes sense. I haven't said row a copy once yet. Yeah. What the heck? Yeah.

This guy writes everything in XML, literally. Oh. Whatever requires more typing. Yes. So here's the programs it is right now. Feel free to modify or invent your own. I have a different one for embodied Earth humans, but don't want them to see exactly what I'm hitting them with.

Bodied Earth? Yeah, so yes, these critters have DNA, apparently. The reason for the monatomic gold is that my impression that insectile demons and reptilians love this particular positive frequency. Yeah, no, yeah. I once tried it as a weapon and found it seemed to strengthen them, so I hit them with it, accompanied by energies toxic to them, and it seemed to drive them nuts.

TPR stands for Total Personal Responsibility. I didn't say TPR. Yeah, it actually never said TPR. Is he just retconning office space now? Is that what that was? That's TPS. Okay. Oh, you're right.

So if you get hit by karmic energy kickback from sending harmful energies, simply reroute this stuff to the recipient of your choice. Okay, okay. And then there's a bunch of paragraphs, but like, you know, he says reroute the stuff to the recipient of your choice. And the way that you do that is with a cheap copper tea pipe that you wrote God for something.

Looks legit. It looks like Salt Shakers next to it. Which reroutes it in two different directions at that point. And put some aluminum foil on. Come on. This is some amateur shop here. To minimize the amount of... Man, there's so many words in this section.

Yeah, I know. I'm like... And none of them make sense. Hey, F+, do y'all want to hear about rocks? Yeah. Yes. Have we not been hearing about rocks? What kind of rocks?

No, you've been hearing about, according to the description, right? There was a bunch of other things. But this section on the website is actually called Big Rock Units. Big Units. Lou Han. Yeah, BRU. No, no, no. Yeah.

Lou Han Communications Office. Orgone Technical Bulletin Number 31. Started April 2008. Big Rock Units. Dun, dun. Included a picture of a rock. I don't know what else to call them. This OTB is about using large, usually free or cheap rocks as the dominant component.

Usually with relatively little resin. This makes economic sense. If you have a source of powerful rocks that don't cost you much money. I live in a country where resin is relatively cheap. What the fuck? Wow. What privilege. But I have compassion for those who have to pay a small fortune for it. Included picture, two fucking rocks.

Included picture, a rock. Included picture, two more rocks. They got wires. Included picture, a rock. Included picture, two more rocks. They got wires included picture, a rock. Yeah, and they all have the Swiss Army knife for scale. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's the standard user measurement. Right. Whenever I look at literally, like whenever I take a picture

of my dick, I put the Swiss Army knife next to it. Anyway, it is a picture of a rock. It is fairly self-explanatory, but I'll give you a tip or two. Unless I happen to be using a rock that has a bottom that sets the way I want it, I usually cast it in a smaller

mold first, especially the more phallic pieces. Oh. Getting hot. We're talking about rocks, ain't we? There's a real subtext to this site. There's some real promiscuous rocks on this page, tell you what. Yeah.

Absolutely. They didn't even mind when I took their picture. They liked it. Gave off very good energy. I make this first. Nope. I'm gonna skip the two. I put a hardware cloth on the outer cast. The second input

goes into a Luhan coil. Hell yeah! Oh yeah! I did it! A Luhan coil and some passive electronics to the Mobius coil, then into more electronic components. You know.

That kind of thing. Like transistors or like computers or a radio. I don't know. Then to the bottom of this hardware cloth. This is an aggression. You are probably not going to be able to do all that stuff. I have another Lujan coil and more electronics on the output and other electronic gizmos on the first input as well. I designed them to perform well when

inputted with electric amps or preamps and actual ultrasound as per OTB 28. And of course, non-electrified amps as in OTB 30. Of course. You've been reading my blog like every one of them, right? And you've cross-referenced different pages of my blog.

Okay, good. Anyway, let's scroll down to, due to mysterious reasons, this page may not display well in Firefox. Obviously because of demons. Mysterious reasons.

Need to program a rock. And a like is coming to get me! So, picture of a rock, and then picture of a rock, and then picture of a rock, but this time I drew one with Sharpie, and I kind of drew the maze from Westworld on it. Oh, yeah.

Pretty cool. Every piece is different. In this one, I was fixing to wrap the Mobius around the first cast when I realized it would be a lot better in this particular piece for the Mob to be under the cast. All other factors being equal, I would have preferred it to instead keep a lower profile and use less

resin. I doused the best diameter for the coil. Then I'm just just gonna skip to another random part, cause like, who gives a shit? None of this stuff makes any fucking sense. I also had to cast a clear layer in the bottom of this mold, then on top of that, I

pre-glued with thin epoxy. Stuff slips around in the thick epoxy. The three discs, as well as the ferrite toroids, containing bismuth discs. After curing, Pitwexin would program these latter with... Okay. You need two programs in order to program this. So you're going to need the anti-evil program.

Yeah. And then the anti-chemtrail program. Okay. Yeah. For the most part, the entire base has Arcturian programming, but some components have two-part programs, and the disc just left a jailed entity program. Yep.

Ta-da! And that's the next paragraph is, ta-da! Can I just get this code on Orgone Hub? Absolutely no. No, this is proprietary. This is proprietary shit, motherfucker. I sold this stuff I sold this stuff to Oracle, and it

works exactly as well as all other Oracle products. A picture of a rock, and then I said, I call this the Mantis Tombstone. May 7th, 2008. Warning! It turns out that mantises are able to corrupt units that have quartz protruding from the resin.

Oh my god. That's all? It has a picture of the same rock, but you put a yogurt tub over the top of it. As many fucking... Look, look, look. I know, it's late for all of us. Sometimes we just need a little

something to kind of like, you know, help us get to sleep. And if I can provide you with some pictures of rocks to really get the mood going for you, I'm happy to do that for you. You know, I'm cool. I just like to lay my head down on a picture of a frog, and that's how I go to sleep.

Jack-Jack? Yes. I got another choice for you. one section is called call the committee uh and the next section is called hollywood mind control and fluoride satanism oh that's a real toughie but i'm yep i'm just gonna have to go with the hollywood mind control wow wow that definitely was a real choice. Yeah, no, absolutely. Felt like a real choice. Wait, Jack Chick chose the Satanism one?

Okay, well, fine, I guess. Okay, so that's cool. So you got some mind control, some fluoride Satanism. I think you've got some tips for developing psychic sensitivity, don't you? I do. Here are some tips and exercises that I might help, uh, that

I hope might help some fraction of readers develop their sensitivity. Note that what works for one person might not work for another. I sometimes get asked about how to boost a PSI. First off, I should make a few general recommendations. Like a bicycle pump? Yeah.

I'll just keep pushing down on the pump. That's all you got to do. That's really how you increase PSA. It's not hard. Like the more you push, the bigger that number gets. It's not a coincidence. Okay.

So number one, optimize your physical health. If you are couch potato fed on GMO corn chips and corn syrup, you can forget about amounting to anything. What about normal corn chips? Are normal corn chips okay? Yeah, I get all my corn chips and corn syrup, you can forget about amounting to anything. What about normal corn chips? I get all my corn chips at the co-op. Just letting you know.

Avoid as much as possible TV, cell phones, Hollywood movies, and other sources of EMFs and subliminal mind control. Bollywood is cool though, right? Yeah, Bollywood movies are fine. Seems probably fine. Hong Kong? That's fine? Yep, seems like it.

Also in Hollywood, so you can watch Wizard Penis as much as you want. If you must use a cell phone, the committee... I'm googling that. The committee might be willing to program it with energy rectification stuff. Also laptops, desktops,

etc. The committee's so picky. Yeah, seriously. Avoid sugar, wheat, GMO, etc., etc. Get some healthful exercise. Maybe qigong or yoga. Eat organic greens. Maybe. Avoid fluoride like the plague.

It causes calcification of the pineal gland. Huh, does it now? Okay. Yeah, that was the big trade-off. You remember? Yeah, I was good with it, frankly. I mean, realistically, like, who needs a non-calcified pineal gland?

The pineal can be cleared somewhat by detoxing, correcting iodine levels, meditating on the third eye, etc. That's where your pineal gland is, right? It's right there. You just have to think about it and the calcium goes away. Oh, okay. Make plenty of good orgone devices and keep some near you. If you can't do that, get some crystals or quartzite or other semi-precious or common stones and ask the committee to program them for you.

I feel like you're really contacting the committee a little bit too often, frankly. I'm uploading a lot of responsibility onto them. You know, you didn't want me to read the part about the committee, so we just don't get to know about them. There's just shadowy figures behind it all. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. How else are we going to resist the Illuminatis?

I have no idea. I don't bother trying, frankly. Just give in. Fasting. I tend to just lie back and think of reptilians. The rocks make it easy. Fasting. I tend to be underweight, so i'm not seriously into fasting per se in later 2012 i reported increased astral vision after fasting for 30 hours or so then eating dinner and going to bed however the increased sharpness of perception faded back to normal levels over the next few days since then i have sort of gotten into intermittent fasting as well as virtually eliminating carbs from my diet suddenly oh, fuck. Okay.

Yeah. And if you're going to talk caveman diet, I'm gone. Suddenly, I lost all appetite for even potatoes, Lemon. I can't listen to this shit. The only sugars I eat are lactose and raw dairy, a few fruit that are not overly sweet, and one to two teaspoons of raw honey at night. And I just... Oh, that's so fucking interesting. Thanks, man.

Mm-hmm. Actually, what I do is I snack on unsweetened organic cocoa wafers, which admittedly contain calories as fat and a bit of protein in the morning, washed down with Tulsi tea. Alternatively, one could use organic unsweetened coffee, mate, or green tea. So the guy said they had got, like, astral vision. I like picturing, like, heened coffee, mate, or green tea. So the guy said they had got like astral vision. I like picturing like he just saw like a dancing hamburger.

He was starving to death. Just looked at his friend's face and just saw like a, you know, a big ham. If you are addicted to sugar, for instance, and you really want to train your body gradually to get rid of this addiction, Ori says, using coffee would be a viable way to help yourself achieve this. Train yourself to drink black coffee. Drink it sugarless on an empty stomach and you will see how gradually the cravings will dissipate. Fair enough. Yeah.

Yeah. Ever since I started drinking coffee, I never eat sugar anymore. Right. Well, also, I can't think of anything that really feels really great in your gut other than black coffee and nothing else in the morning. That makes you feel great. Every time I do that, I'm like, man, I'm fucking killing it today. A lot of other things will start to dissipate.

Look, I love shitting. I hate advanced notice okay let's scroll down can you scroll down on the pack the the page that you're at there the more uh blue on blue uh can you scroll down to the picture of the kitty oh god uh yeah okay here's milo he is now deceased but his soul lives on if you connect Picture of the kitty? Oh god. Uh, yep. Okay, here's Milo. He is now deceased, but his soul lives on. If you connect to him, you will be hit by strong love. At least I do. Aww. Can you scroll down to, uh,

addendum September 2013? Yes. Practice discerning reptilian shapeshifters. Try doing it. You! You! You! Okay. practice discerning reptilian shapeshifters try doing you you practice discerning reptilian shapeshifters try doing an image search for beauty pageants

especially child beauty pageants or competitive eating so is there just any place where successful people congregate Alright. Alright. Alright. Okay. Or competitive eating. Okay. Alright, so just any place where successful people congregate. Like, if there was, like, a ruling class, they would be at child beauty pageants and competitive eating events. Or motorcycle racing. Wait a minute. I believe Joey Chestnut's a reptilian, because, I don't know, man.

It doesn't seem possible. You are right about that. Killian, because, I don't know, man. It doesn't seem possible. You are right about that. By late 2015, almost all SSers, I mean shapeshifters in low-handling, have been replaced by SSer clones or other

kinds of manufactured doubles. Just all of the shapeshifters. Right, yeah, no, in the great shapeshifter extermination war. Do you guys mind if I give you, actually, do you guys mind if I give you some titles of some types of doubles that artificial humans use by shapeshifters? I would love, I would fucking love that.

Yeah. I would love that. So you got your ordinary shapeshifting reptilians. That's obvious. You got your cheap repticlones. The not-off-store brand. Boring. Ho-hum.

But then you have your fancy reptilones. Oh, okay, okay. You've got your organic robotoids. I mean, yeah. Synthetics. There's another type of artificial human, I guess. That's all. Sorry, Jack.

That's... I'm sorry. Sorry, Jack. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Heelys, can you tell me something about the Slovenian people? I know so little about Slovenia and I would trust somebody as worldly and studied as Luhan to teach me more. It's an image

collage, so I think it might be in an image. Oh, yeah. Slovenian people are made by werewolves in underground bases in Greece. Oh, those Slovenian people, Slovenian people are made by werewolves in underground bases in Greece. Oh, those Slovenian people, yeah. They are made by werewolves in U-bases on Earth. I'm not aware of whether they have been used to replace abducted humans or SSers, etc. They have supposed parents who are like them. These pictures are Slovenian individuals

known to a correspondent of mine. They do have assemblage points and a physical heart vibe, but no parent vibes. Okay. What do you call these people? I call

these werewolf drones. Ooh. That's a good name. Got a young adult novel coming out now. Oh, wow. Zarla, do you think you could help me do some chem busting with wood? Let's see. Okay, let's see.

A friend in Italy sent me a link to this German orgone site. They must be onto something, as there were gobs of underground shapeshifters messing with the energy of their website. Great gobs of underground shapeshifters! So were they, like, messing with the fonts or, like, the background colors? The guy who told me about this site suggested an idea he got from it, a wrinkle of his own which he just tried recently i feel the orgone their form their orgone they're from uh very powerfully in the south tyrol area blah blah blah blah blah uh well the first thing i tried was sticking freshly cut saplings into a couple one pipe cbs i have the energy felt great and it's done walked away it's a picture of Literally dusted my hands and walked in slow

motion. It is just a picture of, you know, a stick and a pipe. Felt great. Sure is. It's one of those things that they have, like, outside hospitals that you put cigarette butts in, and then there's a tree in it. Yep. Energy feels

great. Let's see. This is the first log spiral I made. It has nine logs, the number recommended on that site. However, the next spiral I made only had seven, as that was my guidance for that particular structure. Each one is different, and it's a circle with a bunch of logs on top of each other.

My impression is that the stick-within-a-pipe method is many times as powerful as a log spiral. My guidance was to put resin CBs like this within each spiral. On the German site, they show a copper spiral in the center, but my feeling is that on my place, that would do nothing much. Fucking amateurs.

And the German site suggested something crazy, but I'm not going to do that. That's not going to work. Energy just works different in Germany, you know. It's not the same in Lujanville. I felt like I then made these three orgone rings under the guidance of Senor Higina's ghost.

They look like a ghost told me to make cock crates. They look like three big Froot Loops. They're very large. Then I placed one ring in each of these log spirals.

The third ring has one stick, but no logs. The organ rings have a lot of crystals and some shavings, which are being programmed as I type this. It feels impressive. And there's pictures of trees, and they just have a bunch of logs stacked around them. And there's a tree with one of those little weird fruit loops tossed around

the bottom of it. That's very powerful. A few tips. The guy in Italy uses dry branches found on the ground and wets them occasionally. So far, I've only cut lots of live saplings. I've only been prompted to moisten them once in the last several days. We did have some rain, too. I expect that

fresh wood needs less wetting. Let's see. It is beneficial if the surrounding land has been gifted with strontium barium organite. Do make the spirals going in the same direction as depicted. If you can't use logs, try smaller pieces of wood. On the German side, they even show

some strips of plywood. If you are in the city, maybe you can scrounge scraps from the construction sites. Is anybody here familiar with Uzumaki? Yes. Spiral fucking thing? Yes. Yeah, I can definitely see that

now that you mentioned it. Is this just where he got this from? He's just like, these fucking people, fuck them. Like that guy was on to something. Over a decade ago, I placed Organite at the basis of many trees. This is somewhat good to do. It didn't seem remarkable long-term.

It is probably of no value to put a stick in the center of a log spiral, unless you also place Organite around the stick. I haven't been saying that for years. It's just a waste of time otherwise. What have you been doing? So we've learned something about stones. We've learned something about sticks. Yeah, stones are hot.

They're promiscuous stones. We sure did. Don't you remember when all those things that we learned? It was very learning. Big props. Very learned. Yep. So now I would like to learn about bricks.

Hey, Kamikaze, could you tell me about bricks? No. No, I won't. I'm going to tell you about remote defense bricks! Even better, yay! Is that just a brick that you throw at somebody? Yeah. It's remote. It's over there now.

Note! This OTB is for people who use the committee for programming. The info in this bulletin is of no value without the special programming. Oh no. Just developed late July by Ann Duvosey and myself.

These bricks are simple and easy to make, yet have very sophisticated programming, which detects remote attacks on the user. That was a bullet point. If attacks involve off-world transmitters or underground transmitters, the perps and transmitter will be marked for destruction by allies. If the attacks involve above-surface transmitters on Earth, the perps will also be marked. The transmitters will be at least neutralized if not destroyed. The perps will be at least blasted

if not destroyed, depending on our allies' sense of what is appropriate legal under various circumstances. Jesus Christ! This is the Robocop thing. Yeah. If the attacks involve transmitters, there will, per force, be a delay before initial relief is felt while these things are dealt with. If the attacks involve transmitters, there will, per force, be a delay before initial relief is felt while these things are dealt with.

If the attacks involve physical perps but no electronics, the perps will be destroyed by allies where appropriate. If they are above surface on Earth, they will most likely only be fried. Lightly. Lightly fried. If attacks are by etheric demons or astral bodies, these will be marked for jailing slash disintegration. It helps if the targeted individual has suitable devices in their own possession for dealing with demons. You will need one mold like this,

12 cavity rectangle silicone mold, epoxy or polyester resin. Like a giant, like a unnecessarily big ice cube. Many cavities in my silicone mold. Epoxy or polyester resin. Strike through cocoa powder. Strike through very fine aluminum powder. Oh, shit, I don't need cocoa powder

or very fine aluminum powder. This recipe has got two sparrows. Familiarity with pouring resin. A good connection to The committee I have to sign off on this too The committee just got off my back Check check how much polyester resin Do you usually put in your brownies

None I use epoxy I'm savage Number one I lube the mold with Pam spray Containing lecithin and wipe off the excess. Place mold on level surface. Number two, pour a layer of resin with some cocoa powder mixed in.

You might... But you crossed it out. I can't now. Listen, this is chronological. You might strain the powder through a sieve if you want to avoid freckles. I use two butter- Don't want to look Irish. Two teaspoons of cocoa

and about 24 ounces of resin. I add leftover mixture, which went into TBs. This layer gets the strontium barium program. Layer should be close to a quarter inch thick. Number three. Can you imagine this guy at the store and he's buying this tin of cocoa

and the lady's checking him out and she goes, so are you making brownies tonight or what? Get thee behind me, shapeshifter! checking him out, and she goes, so are you making brownies tonight, or what? Get thee behind me, shapeshifter! He's like, remote defense bricks! Number three. Once this is set up, pour a layer of plain resin. Number four. When this is set up and cooled, pour a layer

of resin with aluminum powder. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Update. Due to advances in programming capabilities, Coco and aluminum no longer do anything for these programs. You can just pour three layers of plain resin. Then why did you change the recipe? Just a brick of resin?

I advanced in programming capabilities. It's just resin. Well, okay, so it's resin in a mold, and then you also will need familiarity with pouring the resin that you put in the mold. And then, like, you need

your hookup at the company. Yeah. I advanced in programming. The committee just sends over a guy to watch and nod approvingly as you pour the resin into the mold. I like that, man. I like that. That's good pouring, man. Oh, oh, oh! Oh, shit, you poured that real good, man!

How much, you ask? How much resin? If you are sufficiently attuned to the committee, you will sense when to stop pouring each layer without measuring. Otherwise, I suppose

one could mark the interior of one of the cavities with a sharpie. I poured too much. Well, the committee doesn't like you then. Yeah. How many of these bricks does one person need? Not sure yet. Keep pouring, motherfucker.

The committee is definitely like the board in control, right? Yes, yes, absolutely. How much resin you got? Keep pouring. Fuck. There's a different mold. Plus, what did we learn from this?

You can throw rocks promiscuously. Slovenian werewolves? Yeah. I learned. You know, there have been times in my life when I've been going along, riding on my motorcycle, and I come around a corner and there's

gravel in the middle of the corner, and I discovered that that gravel comes from this fucking guy. And so maybe I am the demon, because he's almost banished me with his. Yeah. The gravel not feel good. It didn't give you good energy. Good feeling.

Yeah. I really like how how all of this is like use high quality ingredients or don't. It doesn't matter. Well, I mean, if you got a connection with the committee. The real thing that matters is programs, I guess. What kind of programs? I don't know, but programs

matter. You can ask the committee for the program. I didn't learn what the committee is. I still don't know. No, no, no. I was spending time. Like, okay, well, there's probably something fun to read about the committee. Let me go into the website and

read some stuff about the committee. Nothing in there. Do you think the committee is his dick? I guess you should probably ask the committee! Why don't you talk louder? You are att probably ask the committee. Why don't you talk louder? You are attuned to the committee. It's like the site has a little mystery,

like a little quiet mystery for you to solve. Like there's a whole bunch of, I mean, because obviously there's no organization to the site, but like there is like pages. I would say there's organization. Oh. Yeah. So like there's organization. Oh. Yeah. So like there's pages on this thing that are called like working with the committee and blah, blah, blah about the committee.

And then you start reading and it's like blah, blah, crystal bullshit. Like the fact that the fact that the fact that like his introduction page was Photoshop. I think I found it, Lemon. John Lennon! So there's a glossary. You can link from the glossary to the page about the committee. And you go to there and if, for example,

you want to make strontium barium organite with viron flame organite, you need to have the committee program in the residency. And then it just kind of goes about fucking like, here's, you should pour resin. Okay. If you read the glossary entry, though,

says that it's a good group of beings of various ethnic backgrounds who have pooled their different crystal programming and Orgo device traditions and evolved probably the most advanced program that I've ever been. Is ethnic and scarecrows? It is. They are Pitwexin, Orborajo, Yokei,

Antuvosi, Novs, Luhan, Higher Selves, A.ToriVox, 4Yedjukustimen, Eenia, and a few others. My favorite actual thing in the glossary that I found so far is werewolves, and then the definition for werewolves is no definition.

And then it says, WWs or WWs are werewolves. See above. Wow. W's are werewolves. C above. I found the text file that one puts on a, like a USB drives and touches to a rock.

And like the one that's supposed to like make demons go away. And the first line in it, it's immune to hacking or outside influence. Like, like, like one of the things, like I, like I said at the beginning of this episode like I did like I say I did feel a little bit sheepish because I was like you know we we covered

organs before like was I just not paying attention no it's that these people like can't put a thesis on paper for literally one sentence nope it's not like it's not like their ideas are crazy. It's just their ideas are all. Zarla, this is amazing. Is it? The actual document that you tap against a crystal on a CD. Yeah. It was amazing. It was a good thought for him to put that it's immune to hacking,

because now it's immune to hacking and nobody can break it. Oh, man. Yeah. Oh, man. Our website is always chefbl.us, where there's links to other websites. Bye. Bye. Yeah. Oh, man. Our website is always chefbl.us where there's links to other websites. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Dammit, Healy, is that what I was going to use? Oh, I can find a different one. Damn it, Healy, is that what I was going to use? Oh, I can find a different one. I like that one of the lines is, jump in Lujan's jail or die now. Yeah. Jump in Lujan's jail or die now. That's repeated several times.