The F Plus - 373: Private Lessons in the Cultivation of SEX FORCE

Episode Date: July 12, 2022

The redditors of r/SemenRetention are believers in a clandestine warfare they believe has been waged to keep down the underclass by continually robbing them of their semen. These true believers therefore are determined to maximize their personal inventory of semen... by any means necessary. This week, The F Plus summons The Aetheric Ass.

I didn't have this problem because I didn't read books, so I just got that Piers Anthony game, and it was like, oh, they're making puns. It's butterfly and it's flying butter. That's pretty fucking funny. This book won't traumatize me because I can't read. Oh, God, it's got illustrations. Two-share book.

Ah, ah, ah. Come on, feel the noise. Girls, rock your voice. We'll get wild, wild, wild. Wild, wild, wild. So you think I got an evil mind? I tell you, honey. I tell no one. I tell no one. All right, soldier. Welcome to the force.

The sex force. We've got the F Plus podcast. There's terrible things, but we're going to read it with enthusiasm. And we've got Boots Reingear. I haven't looked into Wilhelm Reich in that regard. However, look up his orgone energy accumulator. The FDA burned all his research papers as actual accumulators and threw him in jail

for fraud. He died of heart failure three days before parole. Just be weary of him. John Toast! Never thought I'd find a sub with true, intelligent, open-minded people, but this is it. Nutshell Gulag! Legit 34 days on drain, uncooked

no P-Bo, hard mode, full solvent, no release of any sexual energy, no WD, checked every morning in fear, not even a piss release, pre-retention run, so far five star platinum semen. Well, let's bring back Sanguinary Novel.

People who spend all of their waking hours in search of sexual stimulation are obviously unfit to organize pogroms, mount bloody revolutions, or become a threat to the rich and powerful. And Lemon. It comes as a big shock to learn that two of the fathers of the sexual revolution were both sexual perverts with an evangelical mission in life,

to infect society with their wacky ideas and turn the world into a vast masturbatorium. Hey, F-Lust. Hey, Lemon. Hey, Lemon. Whoa, hello. Hey, are all of you feeling powerful?

No, not at all. Not really. Oh, I'm doing this on a Friday night, so I assume you are. Oh, but the internet is such a place of great power. That's true. You can harness it and use it to your whims. We have the power of all the information

of a million encyclopedias. At our fingertips. Time to look at more cat pictures. I'm going to go look up the name of the Smurfs. More cat pictures than a million encyclopedias. I'm going to put a document in front of all of us, brought to us very, very recently by a tag team you should be familiar with

at this point and that is Ludwig Tickenstein and Sinestro I know I know it's good names for sure and this name will not disappoint you so the name of this document

and I will read it in So the name of this document, and I will read it in full, the name of this document is Private Lessons in the Cultivation of Sex Force, the Vital Power of Attraction Between the Sexes, Its Control and Transmutation for Greater Strength and Higher Development, Horizontal Rule, The Most Advanced Teachings on Physical and Spiritual Regeneration, The Only System that Will Perpetually rejuvenate the whole body.

Oh, I feel like I have to pay $45 to release this journal. Is it peer-reviewed? Well, I'll be in a jury of its peers, which is, it looks like Redditor, it's just peer-reviewed by Redditors. Oh, man. Yeah, no, it's an alternate universe journal where you have to pay us in crypto, otherwise

we will release your writing. Oh, so five years from now. Exactly. Exactly. Anti-publishers. Give us money or we'll put this out Hopefully so Book NFTs

So we're going to be starting things off On Reddit.com So that's always very good We are going to Reddit R slash semen retention Oh god It just sounds like a I just get this weird feeling that this doesn't

Doesn't really have much to offer me. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm glad you asked about my work history. Before I had the last position, I was working in semen retention for about five years. Okay. Can you explain sort of a work challenge that you had in your semen retention job? Well, I had this bucket, and it was a really tough day. What's your power level, sir?

I just know. So my name is a seed potion. Eleven months ago I spilled the beans. Why do the elites want you to keep ejaculating? I've often wondered why porn is pushed on us and daily ejaculation is normalized've often wondered why porn is pushed on us and daily ejaculation

is normalized. Why? Why did you do that to me, Boots? Boots, you haven't filled out your daily jacking card? You're just getting in fucking big trouble. Well, you know, you gotta get those punches in so that the tenth jacking is free. Okay, let's say, hypothetically,

that Nancy Pelosi wants you to ejaculate every day. Listen. Damn it, Ben Shapiro! I'll never leave. I'll be in your recommendations staring at you all day. God damn it. Okay, a while ago I came to the conclusion that it keeps us weak.

I'm talking about ejaculation. It keeps us mindless consumers lacking the energy or power to overthrow the system. Then, today, I thought about it deeper, and I realized it gets darker. Oh, boy. For those that aren't aware, at around 64...

Yeah, get that looked at. At around 64 days of retaining seed, sperm undergo spermatogenesis spermatogenesis big black nemesis yeah which means sperm you've cultivated reach full maturity and potency oh boy which is nature's intention for creating a child no No wonder disease and mental health issues are higher than ever because most of us are born from a week's cultivation if we're lucky

because our fathers were most likely subject to perennial ejaculation. Indoctrination means we're developed from infantile seed. So every year it's like, where are you going Jim? I'm going to the perennial ejaculation indoctrination gotta get that done okay all right spermatogenesis is the creation of sperm just in

yeah but that's the the the full the full creation that's after 64 days right then they become their of not coming. Yeah, galaxy brain sperm. Boots, that's not what spermatogenesis is. You've got to leave the sperm in there for a while so that the balls can fight against them and then they can go into different forms. And they've got to reach their fifth form before you get real good babies. What kind of fruit will a tree bear if said fruit is harvested in its infancy? Now, what kind of fruit will become of a seedling who has been allowed to the correct conditions,

nutrients, and time to grow into what it's destined to be? I don't think that's how trees work. You get the sentiment. What? That's how dick trees work? Ah, yes. The Mikey Jizz Forest. No. No.

No. Imagine how powerful the human race would be if we all grew from spermatogenesis seeds. That is a nation of warriors, divine beings who are not so easily manipulated and controlled.

Now I understand why we are indoctrinated perennially to spill our seed. To keep us weak. In addition, to ensure that future generations perpetuate the weakness. They don't want an army of fully developed beings in existence. Because spermatogenesis babies are revolution babies. Yeah, you can't beat the children of the revolution. Yeah, everybody knows that the greatest leaders

of history's uh dads uh never jerked off yeah uh it's uh edit uh miss boost ring gear uh edit um thank you to those who kindly corrected me semicolon all sperm reached spermatogenesis stage before they're ejaculated um spermatogenesis is not the result of retaining for 64 days apologies for the misinformation okay but like so covered right great um i have not deleted this article uh as despite the misinformation which i have addressed i don't feel that it i feel that it doesn't negate the weight this post carries for its underlying message. No,

it doesn't, I suppose. Nope. Okay. Nope. Pretty good point, right? Um.

God, if that isn't the internet right there. Right. I was wrong in everything I said and on the basic premise of what I wrote. But it makes you think, doesn't it? So I'm going to hang up. Hey, my name's Reborn Lotus.

Okay, what's up? Yeah, I did the research. Ken confirms. Spermatogenesis takes 64 days. OP, thank you for this very insightful post. I wonder why they don't teach us this in school. Why don't... Why? That's a good question. Why they don't teach us this in school. Why don't... That's a good question. Why don't they teach

wrong things in school? Stay woke out there, brothers. The winds of change are blowing. What sort of research did you do there, buddy? I did the research. Okay. All of you know. That research. Like a...

Facebook, probably. Who knows? Yeah, that would make sense. Hour-long essay videos. Moving on to r slash semen retention. What do you got, Sanguinary? I have the beauty of a man. And my name is 93 Lion Man. Think about the beauty of a beautiful woman.

She probably has big hips. Wait, how do I know she has beauty? Because she's one in a million. How do I know this beautiful woman has beauty? But only think about her beauty. Don't think about her ugly parts. Just the beauty parts. Big breasts, nice face, beautiful feet, etc.

Boing! Big breasts, nice face, beautiful feet, etc. Boing! She is physically attractive because she represents life itself. She is alive and she can bring life through pregnancy. She is the Venus of Ullendorf. I check off the statues. Now think of a beautiful man. A beautiful man.

Probably has big hips. Big breasts. Nice face. Beautiful feet. A beautiful man is not necessarily a supermodel. Well, neither is a beautiful woman, but okay. No, no, no. All beautiful women are supermodels

and vice versa. Think about this. Women have it easier at the beginning. They can't lose life force through orgasm. Maybe they desensitize a little through masturbation. Maybe you're just

really bad at sex. That was like a Super Nintendo era shmup, right? And you got onto me earlier. Jesus. But women don't lose nutrients through orgasm. A little man discovers.

Then why are women always eating bananas when they fuck me? Crushing them in front of you. It's something about me. They find them appealing. Oh god, you're doing the best. Peace for us. Alright, I'm gonna sign off. I'm gonna end the recording.

I'm leaving. You've done what you came to do. He's spent. Yes. All of his life force and puns. A little man discovers that he can ejaculate and starts losing important brain nutrients because he's pretty much a child. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21. This is some good writing right here.

This is good writing. I like this. Yeah. This is some good writing right here. This is good writing. I like this. Yeah. How much nutrients did he lose in comparison to a woman with every orgasm?

Okay. 22, 23. Nutrients, eh? Yeah, brain nutrients. Brain nutrients. Very few people know that men's brain matter is converted into semen over time. Yeah, all the riboflavin in my head. I'm sucked right out.

Gets extracted into my balls. Every time I went in for a spinal tap, I was so jealous because guys could just jack off to give a sample, but they had to actually tap my spine. It's rude. That is why... Sorry. That is why...

Sorry. That is why young men feel depressed and want to learn how to be better and to attract a woman. Those girls didn't lose any nutrients and can do better academically. Oh, now I get it. Yes.

Okay, okay, okay. Now I understand you. They are faster mentally, while most men are doing some drug to cope with the lost life through his depleted life force. Well, you spent all your days jacking off. I studied the egg. You should switch over to giving your buddy blowies.

Therefore, no nutrients are lost. Oh, yeah. giving your buddy blowies, therefore no nutrients are lost. You know. Hot guy on guy sex is obviously the... You're making a perpetual motion machine at that point. Yeah. There you go. But, once in a time, a special man appears. A man that realizes

he has been losing his life through ejaculation. He looks at himself and says, No more! Now I'm going to accumulate my life force and I will become who I fucking really am! The gun is good, the penis is bad! It's evil. So from now on, this man rejects all shame.

This man starts working on himself with newly acquired, adqu rejects all shame. This man starts working on himself with newly acquired, adquired energy and confidence. This man exudes pure vira and is so different to every other man. I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take myself anymore. Even if he doesn't have certain physical qualities.

It's my semen and I need it now that's alright to make him a supermodel or megastar this man exudes himselfness he shakes his little thing on the catwalk the catwalk yeah does a little jerk on the catwalk this man has adquired his new muscle in his brain.

Oh, they just think that's how that word's spelled. I'm sorry to interrupt, but... Yeah, adquired. Adquired, yeah. That allows him to penetrate life. Nice. Very good. Meanwhile, other men are penetrating.

That allows him to fuck life in the gallbladder. Meanwhile, other men... I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm so bad at this. Meanwhile, other men are penetrating vaginas, or their hand, and they're just... My stombata!

Chuck! Chuck! Chuck, I don't think I'm doing this right! Is this where they came from? Like, they think, like, you have to poke a physical hole in your hand to do that? I mean, it would drain your life force if you're, like, Yeah. Drain your life force by which your blood from your hands.

Blood letting was a masturbation technique now that you think about it. So, Mr. John Toast, you're planning on going to college, right? Actually, no, man. My name is Cali75938 and I

posted this to r slash semen retention. I'm not going to college because of semen retention yeah oh yeah sure all those blow jobs that you get at the door i understand so quit bugging me about it dad yeah like the whole student loan process is ridiculous they take all your semen i did have to give up 16 eggs. They won't give it back. Of all the choices you make in life, those at the beginning have the most power over your future.

Of course, if you become CEO of a decently large company at age 35, your powers seem larger. But all the life choices you made up to that point determine whether or not you would ever be able to reach such levels of power later in life, hence the importance. It's not like you're...

It's not like you're... It's not like you can just be the heir to a frozen food company or, you know, your parents worked in blood diamonds. You know, it's all the choices you made. What if this is Elon Musk's Reddit account? Oh no, you found me out! Time to go to Joe Rogan! Bye! you know it's all the choices you made what if this is elon musk's reddit account

oh no he found me out time to go to joe rogan bye elon musk if he was like in this day would absolutely be on our scene at our time absolutely i'm pretty sure he is just now with this in mind kids slash teens ought to maximize the time spent on developing skills, learning, and planning ahead. Minimizing that which is squandered and leads to misery later. Writing, though? Don't spend time on that. If 80% of men...

So that's why I'm on Reddit right now, everybody. Hold on, he's got a really good point to make here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, come on, listen up. If 80% of men are low-key homosexual and enjoy the feeling of a male hand on their dick while watching porn so much that they do it

once a week, I would say at least 90% of teens do this due to men with low testosterone still being included in the first statistic. Wow. That's some good science. Oh, it's all cited. I know nobody can see all of the footnotes and everything. There's a lot of research going on in this post.

Oh, yeah, my citation is, quit hassling me. Fuck. Since teen... Okay. Since teen, parentheses, boys... I don't know why that's in a parenthesis Since teen parentheses boys spend all their time jerking fanatically

to role plays of Nemo and Dory Excuse me? Isn't that right? You. That's what you do. That's the thing that you are doing. I mean, come on. That's what we all do, right? I'm judging you for that. Of course we would all love to. I mean, come on. That's what we all do, right? I'm judging you for that. Of course we would all love to, I know.

They naturally do not have the time needed to plan ahead and set themselves up for good results later. Because of this, they must opt for a pre-packaged life plan instead of forging their own. Just as people in a rush get pre-made

meals from the grocery store nearby. Hey, I get those because I'm depressed. Not just as people in a rush get pre-made meals from the grocery store nearby. Hey, I get those because I'm depressed, not because I'm in a rush. Well, then we gotta hook you up with some more Nemo and Dory porn, obviously. Oh, I know. Well, now you have to. Oh.

The path is high school, college, no more than 40-hour job, do enough to get by, get married, have two kids, shamefully continue your addiction behind your spouse's back, getting promoted simply since you are older and would have to completely fucking suck to manage to not get any better at something after doing it for years. Dad!

Repeat the last step, retire, die. I gotta say, I gotta say, maybe I'm too much of a millennial, Gen Z, whatever demographic I'm in,

I don't know. But that sounds pretty great to me. Yeah, right. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, how old are you, man? Because nobody

believes this anymore. Like, why is this 60-year-old pretending that they're not going to college? Well, I guess he isn't going to college. That makes, actually, that makes more sense. I're not going to college? Well, I guess he isn't going to college.

Actually, that makes more sense. I'm not going to college. I'm 60. Gonna audit a bunch of classes. Buy a house. Pay for the mortgage. Never get underwater. Buy a better house. Sell the first one at a profit. Collect social security. Work a no more than

40 hours job, and if you work more than that, they do pay you double. Which is a thing that happens 40 hours job And if you work more than that They do pay you double Which is a thing that happens with every job these days The thing that all jobs do No he has to be a 60 Go ahead Yeah retire comfortably He has to be 60 years old

Because he keeps saying you need to go out And apply yourself He's literally saying go out and put in some applications But also retain your semen That's why nobody's hiring you go out and apply yourself. He's literally saying, go out and put in some applications, but also retain your semen. That's why nobody's hiring you. You've got to read at least the last three paragraphs, though. Instead of jerking off,

use that hand to walk out and shake some hands, get some jobs. Well, you know, if you weren't jerking off, then the invisible hand of the market would be jerking you off. Yes. College sucks now, at least in the U.S. Not only are you spending four entire years of your life and a ton of money since they are

federally propped up, but you receive little value and get much more from just one month of real experience. A waste in every way. So, I am starting my own business before my graduation to be self-sufficient, not involved in corporate handicaps, and not wasting time reading stuff. Way to call me out there, buddy.

And not waste time reading stuff when I know what I need to read to be competent at what I want to be competent at. Yeah, no, reading wouldn't have helped you write a little better here. The lesson is that you will inevitable go with the flow when in the foggy, unambitious state of a porn and fapping addict. You are losing control of your

future. Now, you are not master of your future, but rather six-hour binges watching Obama fucking Trump role plays. You have not figured out how to find porn on the internet. You don't even know what it is. No, I don't want porn. I mean, it's not that I can't find it.

I don't want it. I'm actually cooler because I can't find it. What about that? Yeah, I was looking into Callie bunch of numbers profile. And, you know, he's on his way. He's on his way.

Because the three things that Callie is into is bodybuilding and weightlifting, crypto, and basic pyramid schemes. Oh, you know this dude. That's what he meant by starting his own business. I'm going to buy a bunch of graphic

cards and... No, no, no. Defined pyramid schemes. I'm going to buy all of this Mary Kay and then I'm going to get my downline to sell it. Oh, sweet. I don't need this pyramid, bitch.

I don't need this college. There's a bunch of people right out front of the college who told me I could sell a bunch of knives, and I'll be fine. I'll make $12 an hour. Hey, Boots. Hi, Alam, man. Read that, please.

Oh. I'm glad it wasn't the next one in the dark. Alright. My name is deleted. And I'm here on semen retention subreddit. I got this thing to say. I'm experiencing a problem. No, I mean, maybe?

I don't know. Oh, I'm experiencing a problem. No, I mean... Maybe? I don't know. Oh, I'm looking for experience, I guess. Experience getting extra semen from friend. I've been drinking my own for a while. Okay, all right, all right. New in nutshell's plan. Good. I knew I was onto something.

I've been drinking my own for a while and before quarantine I started drinking my friends had great gains in the gym with the extra Roy's not Ritz bros had great gains in the gym with the extra semen I was getting from him

ever since quarantine I've been working out at home, but obviously not able to get any extra semen, so some of these benefits have diminished. A few things I noticed when I had a boosted amount of semen. One, more endurance in the gym. My legs would get wobbly if I did so many squats, but I was able to do a little more without that effect. Two. More energetic in general. Three. Was able to increase lifted

weight after a pretty bad plateau. Oh, your climax is what you're saying. My skin improved. You were telling yourself that lie. Okay. No, baby, it's good for your skin. Like saying that to a mirror.

Specifically fine lines around my eyes and a few spots of hyperpigmentation. Unfortunately, my nasolabial folds did not improve. But they aren't noticeable yet anyway. Oh, so this is a literal facial.

He's trying to... Yeah, it is. Only he's drinking it. He's not even putting it on his face. No, I am drinking all of this cum. You're specifically... I think I'm retaining my own but then sucking the life force

out of a fringe. So you're specifically trying to improve your nasolabial folds? Like that's the thing that's bothering you the most? Yeah. And if I, yeah. Do you guys just really droopy filter them? If I consume more cum and work out hard, those two will work together.

My nasolabial folds will improve. Yeah, don't you know the old saying? Ladies won't hold guys with bad nose folds. I do. I've heard that for years and I've never understood it. Well, now it's clear. Also, my eye floaters basically went away.

My dude. I didn't really notice any cognitive benefits. I don't know. Feeling smarter all the time. No, I'm sorry, buddy, you're not. You're never going to notice any cognitive benefits. Sorry.

I didn't really notice any cognitive benefits, honestly. A little skeptical of people claiming cognitive benefits, too, though open to hearing from people who have anybody else tried this planning to get a few more gym buddies when the pandemic is over oh you're gonna get that covid come excellent he's obviously trolling at least i hope i hope he is i'm not but people seem to think my friend was dropping off jugs of semen at my house while I was

really just sucking his dick regularly I thought people would be interested in my experience since I had a higher concentration of semen in my body than most men do oh my god he higher concentration of semen in my body than most men do. Oh my god! He's full of semen! He's doing semen nova!

This idea of semen retention is like, okay, it's the same effect if I come and then put it in my mouth because it's still in my body. So it's just, it has the same effects. Yeah, that's how your digestive system works the average poster has over 75 percent of his body weight made out of semen listen everything on the inside is just a bunch of goo as far as i'm concerned and of course reddit being like

just the best place in the world it was just a bunch of responses of, ew, gay. So that's the first section. The first section was called Benefits. And we were spending our time on SEMA retention. Now we're going to a new section. A new section is called McGickle Cum Powers. Ooh! It's my turn to shine.

That's right. That's right. We're going to get real McGickle in here. Now we're in a subreddit called Pure Retention, which is apparently a different semen retention subreddit. So this is a different one

than the first one. The logo is nasty. The website's nasty. Reddit is nasty. Nutshell, what do you got? I have... Computer screens the website's nasty reddit is nasty uh nutshell what do you got i have computer screens are draining your life force yes i've got three of them hello this is a realistic garage from our cement retention when we abstain from releasing our seed we start to accumulate a lot of life force energy. This is literally the breath of life.

Chinese call it chi energy. Japanese call it ki. Indians call it prana. In Christian mysticism, it is called the Holy Spirit or the breath of God. Jews call it the Holy Spirit. That puts a lot of verses about the holy spirit in a new light also uh i believe the uh like the catholic school dances it was leave room for the holy spirit the breath of life would be the thing that turns an animate inanimate object into an animate object so therefore the retention of energy that you already have couldn't be that. So it's holding your breath.

Ancient Egyptians called it Sekhem, etc. It's there across many religions, cultures, and times. So it's a fundamental truth of nature. In occultism, shamanism, witchcraft, etc., black mirrors are used to look into past, future, and present very much the same way crystal balls are used. But also as a way to communicate with angels,

demons, dead ancestors, jinn, etc. They can be used to send and receive messages. They work like gateways into the etheric realm. Very much the similar way as your computer screen works like a gateway into the digital realm. You see where I'm going with this? So my computer is like a magic eight ball.

Our computer screens and screens of all devices, such as phones and tablets, are made so that they are black mirrors. Just turn one off and look at it. Thanks Charlie. Google pictures of black mirrors and compare. Fuck. Ever heard of evil eye? A hex somebody can put on you

is simply a look. Ever felt like somebody is staring at you and then you look there and indeed they are! I've ridden a bus, yes. Ever were upset as a child and all you needed to feel safe and calm was just one loving look from your mother. It's because our eyes direct energy. Good or bad, depending from intention. So when you sit there in lust and look at porn or Instagram. You are directing some of your

life force through your eyes into the black mirror. Then it goes into etheric realms. Now that's just data scraping by Google. Energy does not just goes out through your seed

alone. It goes out also through your eyes. So wait, don't jizz out of your seed alone. It goes out also through your eyes. So wait, don't jack off. You jizz out of your eyes. So don't jack off. Close your eyes, bitch. And it goes where the intention goes. If you look with lust at some porn star and ejaculate,

your intention is sending that ejaculated energy into screen at her. Does that mean that the porn star gets more powerful from that? Oh, that would be great. Oh, God, it would be awesome. I'd love that. I address that further on. Oh, cool.

If you don't ejaculate, just peek. You obviously don't lose as much, but you still lose a decent amount for your eyes. But does that energy go to that porn star? Yes. Yes. Yes. Probably not.

Damn it. Most porn stars have not studied the cult, so they don't know how to absorb and use that. If they would, they probably could add decades to their lifespan by stealing all this life force from their audience like succubus. We must teach the porn stars to take that energy.

So all porn stars are the Riddler from Batman Forever then? I promise to only jack off two porn stars that are wearing like onk necklaces and have like pentagram tattoos. Okay, so like

was it... Fuck, I don't even remember the name of that website that was popular in the 90s. Oh, Suicide Girls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. If you don't...

Oh, I already said that one. There probably wasn't... Like a succubus? Most likely there's a succubus demon somewhere near her that is licking all that energy up. Yes, the other person pocketing it. Yes, if you see Pornstar and her cat wanders into the frame, you know what's happening. But there are other entities who can grab that energy while it is within the etheric realms or redirect it. Maybe these energies are even behind porn corporations.

Billions of people are being milked energetically like cows. What a much different Matrix movie. Much better Matrix movie. Sexual energy is one big way how to spill that energy through eyes. But so is watching many hours a day of YouTube videos simply because you're bored. Or watching the news or some dumb gossip. None of that is as much of a loss as sexual energy. You're just judging all of my favorite things.

But trust me, it accumulates over time. Maybe we should read more books. They are not made from black mirrors. And funnily enough, neither are screens of e-readers. Don't. Don't. Don't. Fancy e-reader. Interesting. Hey, how's it going, Realistic Garage?

My name is the Cum Dungeon Architect. Nice. Thank you. That's my name. I like you. Nice. Thank you. That's my name. I like you. Yeah, thank you. I like you too, buddy.

Hey, you want to go to my basement? Yep. Yeah, that sounds like a great place. Okay, cool. Cool. Just come down here. I'm just going to wear this hazmat suit. Well, that's fine.

That's fine. Anyway, I had a question for you. I want to be a programmer. Am I in danger? Oh, no, my child. No, nothing wrong with using them for work a little. Even for pleasure is fine a little. I like to watch a YouTube video once in a while just for fun. Just not to overdo it.

Okay, you're on Reddit right now, but... We always lose some energy through eyes just by looking around during the day. That is unavoidable. It is just that screens send energy into etheric realms and it goes to who knows where. But looking at a flower, nice butt on a street, or a painting can still drain you. The more of our energies get excited, the more we lose them. I know they mean like watching somebody in passing, like watching their butt, but I just like to think it's just like a disembodied butt just on

the street. Everybody's like, hey! It is an etheric butt. Pulls out pipe, smoke, smoke, smoke. It is an etheric ass. It drains you most if there's something in the screen that is stirring up and pulling your emotions, such as porn or exciting gossip video.

Like Heavy Cross? What will be usually mundane and won't stir your energies up as much, so you won't get drained much more than just walking down the street casually looking at birds. Oi! Casually looking at birds, mate. Hey Toast? Yes? Your name is uh blue meanies oh it is i have those all over my wall so uh that's fine uh don't eat the brown acid uh but but uh have as much of the blue meanies

as you like uh what you got going on there blue mean Meanies? Well, as you said, I am Blue Meanies with a Z at the end, and I am on R semen retention, and let me move back a little. Why is that? Psychedelic induced realization! With an S,

you Brit. Just coming off the ends of a beautiful LSD trip. I could use the California voice again if I wanted to. Walking the gardens of Mother Earth and bathing in the ocean, we are gifted upon this once-in-a-lifetime, once-of-a-lifetime-to-experience. This once-of-a-lifetime. This once-of-a-lifetime.

Once-of-a-lifetime. On a beautiful LSD trip. Semen flowing underground. I am finishing the end of an episode of Black Mirror on Netflix. 15 million merits. Oh, wow, that's a cherry one. This episode shows the true nature of our dopamine-fueled society and the devastating force it has upon our psyche.

Definitely been on LSD. I would say don't take LSD and watch Black Mirror. Don't take LSD and watch Black Mirror. That would not be my advice, but I guess it would be you, man. Love is hard to find, and with a society that's condemned to

prey upon the weak, it's sad to watch the most pure hearts be so lost into a world of unforgiven torment through dopamine brainwash. What? Love yourself, be human, and feel every emotion run through your body day by day. Embrace everything, including the pain, because it's a thing of beauty to be alive and breathing. Somebody doesn't have depression.

They say psychedelics help with that. Oh, damn it. Yeah, I've got LSD Find common ground and leave the habitual existence that you have been forced upon birth Dance with harmony I'm good

I don't know, I can't parse this so let's say no Dance with harmony and feel the pleasant life force within There's nothing more beautiful than the unknown. Don't become mindless. Be fearless. Wow. Thanks.

I am a motivational poster in human form. I thought you were the copy on the back of a Tazo tea box. That too. Yeah, that I can see. Excuse me, F+. Yes. Who are you? Who promotes masturbation?

We promote masturbation. Who promotes masturbation? We do. We do. We do. We do. There you go. As they say, hard times create strong men.

Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times. You like that? Strong times create hard times Good times create weak men Weak men create hard times Strong times create hard men Hey! Yeah, yeah, yeah Western civilization became the wealthiest And most advanced in the history

I'm not wrong What is happening to the West recently Western, just Western civilization Okay, that's not how that Sorry In history History, the history, so okay, so history. I'm sorry to break this down for you,

but I have been to Reddit. Please explain. So first, there was the Eastern civilization. Okay, okay. And then, we advanced to the point in history which was Western civilization. Oh, okay, so Western is better than Eastern was. And then we advance to the point in history Which was westerns So western is

Better than eastern was Have you ever heard of time zones? That's how that works I've heard of time cube It's a lot like that Is this what time that is is about? Yeah Yeah so

You like me right? you like me, right? You like me? Yeah, I really like what you're about to say, too Okay, awesome What is happening is a decline of white population Yay, that's great, I love it I'm also excited about this, thank you Unironically.

Strong men create the Western civilization, so they push it westward, right? Westward ho. But the luxury of the civilization makes the life very easy, very loose and unserious. Sex and sexual pleasure become very available and easy to get.

Men wasting their seed everywhere. Just walking down the street and spreading it. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Pick that up! We don't shake hands anymore. We exchange jizz. I said don't mess with Texas. There's no littering here. They lose their strength.

They lose their will. They lose their purpose in life. will they lose their purpose in life lose their virginity very early and so on the society generally degenerates while the men in other not wealthy not advanced civilizations and nations

still strong and bearded and hold on to their wrong and nations, still strong and bearded. What? They hold on to their wrong there culture and sexual morality. They hold on to semen more. And they immigrate to the west and replace the men there. Oops, I used the wrong there again.

I should trade theirs. Wowzers. Behold the pinnacle of genetics right here. Okay. Okay. I am making a generalization. Oh, really? Are you? No.

I'm still posting on Reddit, but you see, you're trying to see the trend. What do you think? What is happening to the West now would not happen if white men hold on to their sexual energy

and know the importance of semen retention. I find it very disappointing that Western knowledge in health and medical knowledge did not recognize that. Yeah, who'd think white nationalists would hang around in this fucking subreddit? Look, you've heard

of the Great Replacement. How about the Great Semen Replacement? Speaking of boots, we debate history that we don't understand for a while. Boots, can you just tell me the first response here? What's the first responder's name?

Oh my god. This is a really great segment. No, no, no, no. I don't want you to read it. I was just, I was just I was just enjoying it. Too late. Just imagine what I get to say as the Seaman Jihadi. And then it's stupider. Yeah, it's just a bunch of people going back and forth on the

the fucking habits of ancient civilizations. It's good. I don't think they have... Just read it out loud. I just want to get to, like, there's a little point here where it goes into, like, different cultures. Like, the Greek, Germanic,

Iron, Northern India, all were really into semen retention. Then Vikings. They may have had some knowledge. The Greeks were the Greeks and the Iranians, they were into semen retention. Yeah, Iranians. I believe that.

You're talking about the kind where you're sucking off your friend for extra semen. I believe that the Vikings would load up on ships and find people to retain their semen into. Is this what Assassin's Creed Valhalla is about? Vikings, they may have to retain their semen into. Is this what Assassin's Creed Valhalla is about? Vikings, they may have some knowledge of semen retention through terms such as weird,

orlog, vril, and orgone. Whoa! Orgone. It all comes around. Literally. Literally. Oh, we actually... Scorsese the goat.

Ever since I was a young kid, I always wanted to retain semen. So, nutshell, your name is FenderES6137. Okay. And you want to make us better people? Yes. Do any of you on your journey to self-improvement read literature? How many men read classic literature? I'm not sure what the political leanings of this sub are,

but I think not enough is said for the genius of classic literature and how beneficial it is. Shakespeare, Dostoevsky, Charles Dickens. I'm not left-wing politically. There's been a lot of smearing in the mainstream. Men and masculinity are bad. I believe in human rights. Instead of dressing up like a...

So you're into that hyper-masculine paragon of masculinity, Charles Dickens. That's right. He never finished any of them, but you know. Charles Iron Dick Dickens. There's been a lot of smearing in the mainstream

media. Men and masculinity are bad. I believe in human rights. Instead of dressing up like a dog and crawling down the street waving a rainbow flag, some men have tried to reconnect with what it meant to be traditionally masculine. I see parts of this in

the Jordan Peterson fan base. He's been masculine dude. With masculinity, I'd suggest Shakespeare, one of the greatest minds of the Western world. Free to read, endless in depth. It changed my life. Shakespeare, huh? Shakespeare.

You know, the more masculinity and testosterone you have, the more you have this voice. Oh, I'm just so full of cum, it makes me talk like this all the time. Well, you know, when you reserve all your prana, you turn into a muppet. Yes! It gets caught in your throat,

and that's why your voice sounds that way. No! That's it. That's all. Yeah, you found something. take it Boots yeah, so we're going to move into the fourth section of the document called Preservation Community the outlying

vital vital essences we're moving to a brand new subreddit which is obviously like an offshoot of people that were sick of the bullshit that was happening at Semen Retention. So we're now going to Semen Retention and Flow. R slash Semen Retention

has 91,000 members. R slash Semen Retention and Flow has 86 members. How much does Semen Retention 2 have? Which is also... Never mind. Anyway, this post is called Purpose.

And I'm 4purejoy77. My goal is to do 12 years of semen retention. I have currently retained for 157 days. Wet dreams are sporadic. I have currently retained for 157 days. Wet dreams are sporadic.

I have done a thing where I tie a string around my penis before I go to bed. And if I get sexually aroused, I wake up. I'm not fucked up at all. This has dramatically decreased my wet dreams by one to two times per week to now over a month.

They call me tourniquet dick. Tourniquet dick. Yeah, there you go. Exercise is huge for me. I am six foot three and I will be bulking up to 210. Eating more hasn't seemed to have an effect on wet dreams.

It's bulky, but okay. Also, cold showers once a day. Anything that I should add? Does meditation help you at all? That's it for now. Can't wait for this journey. Oh, sorry. You wanted anything else that you wanted?

You wanted anything else you want to share? Because I want to share something. Okay, what do you want to share? I want to share something. My name is Blast A Hole In My Soul. Okay. I've been pissing out semen all day long. What's going on?

What's going on? I know you don't think you have a UTI, but you have a UTI. And I try to take a piss, and I cum on my dick. So this morning I sat up in bed. I got this weird feeling in my groin As if all the cum and fluid In my groin moved to somewhere It shouldn't be

Then over the next couple hours Anytime I made a quick movement I get the same weird feeling Like a cold liquid moving around outside my balls Like a kind of fleshy area Directly above the shaft I can't stress how uncomfortable this feeling is Like piss being loaded in your pipe

and you feel it sloshing around. Welcome to periods, dear. Does that happen? Sloshing? No. Sloshing, sloshing around. You can hear it. No. Like, the penis is in a sack.

You ever picked up, like, a PVC type pipe, like, after the rain? It's like those water willies that they sell at novelty stores. It's like that, except for those have a pretty small hole. What is wrong with your fucked-up dick? It's like a rain stick when you move it up and down.

It's just... Okay, so finally a few hours ago at the end of a piss I had a cold sensation in the front of the base of my cock And sure enough The cum started dripping out It felt similar to peeing It was just like really slowly I got a big sense of relief when it came out

But when it stopped it didn't feel like it was over Just that it was this first wave that finished I could definitely feel it in me Next piss after that, two hours later. I don't have anything wrong with me. The same thing. The same thing. The same thing happened at the

end of the piss. Just straight up cum drizzling out of my cock. I say cum because it's definitely thick and sticky and cum like. See a doctor. I am. Reddit. Reddit. Reddit. I'm getting medical advice on Reddit like you're supposed to.

Yeah, all the doctors at r slash wet dreams discussion. I could cum. I write the word cum over and over again. I keep talking about cum. I've been standing over the toilet for about like 10 minutes now as drop after drop is slowly coming out of me.

Yeah. So, Bruce, do you want to know what it's like? I want to paint a picture with words. Yes, I'd love to know what it's like. You know, it's kind of... So here I am, posting up in the bathroom. I got a little shelf.

I got a little shelf. I put my MacBook Air on the shelf. Typing. Typing while I'm peeing. Anyway, this is kind of like when you have a UTI except it's cum. Huh. I don't know if it's cum. Is that how cum works?

Yeah, no, I've been cumming for about ten minutes now. Just drop after drop of thick cum. Oh, no, I've been cumming for about ten minutes now. Just drop after drop of thick cum. Oh, no. Just thick cum. The protagonist of Sword Art Online. Thick. Just one sentence and this just stands out. And it's just

thick cum. Period. In total, I've probably lost about four to five loads of worth of cum. It's not. The weird thing, I've probably lost about four to five loads of worth of cum. It's not... The weird thing, I've had no wet dreams and no orgasms and no lust and no sexual stimulation of activity since my relapse about ten days ago. I should have a streak going,

but I'm not sure if I need to reset the counter. What's happening to me? Something bad. Go see a doctor. About to high-five me? Congratulate me? No. The first time I said, go see a doctor, he's like, alright, we'll do thanks.

I would like to read something here. Oh, please. This is an excerpt that was given to us from True Retention. It is written by Makaka2002. Wow. And it is Day 57,

Ath, full program, no flatline, no PMO, no wood. Well, this chair, John Toast's chair that I have, reclines. So, you dig right in. This high value run, very rare. You have

neofuckers. Many of them, Krez, Ethex, don't qualify. Then most honest runners. Wood, I also hit also three times in two years. Unfortunately, you don't qualify to have Wood in check. It does not reset you fully, but most take a two-thirds hit. Those who claim most time is coping. Last run, Wood, on day 40, thought I lost 30% of load.

No, that was cope. I lost two-thirds of load. I saw it after one day, several sprouts going off. Every sprout is dagger in your heart. One may serive, hone sprout, but one sprouts are rare. Some do control their p-p-pneum. Which is a pneumatic perineum. Yeah.

It is way but dangerous. Bic unnatural. Best to control your sexual energy and lucid wood control. I very well controlled my sexual energy today. Also, this here, it takes energy. I had to get rid of some energy to get prepared for the night. The mental part is also very important. Sexual energy is the body part.

You have to have the right mindset. That wood is a pest. You have to avoid, to all costs, every go to go to bed. You say to yourself, no wood tonight. That is crucial. On the long run, my last day, 40 wood, was I went carefree to bed. I think I can say what I'm talking about. Day 56, no wood.

That is the holy grail. You are H-man. Day 57, uncucked, no wit. That is the holy grail. You are H-man. Day 57, uncucked, undrained. Rally on the road. I advise you, you have to balance your life out. I think necessarily a hack, there are several hacks mine, is cold shower. Only for now 49 days. Only other, there are minor tweaks to get rid of excess sexual energy through work, gym, women on a not

heavy physical way. I said it once. Say it again. Streaks on table. Me, day 57. No wood. Day 57. Hair. I take volleyball advice from someone like me. Volleyball? Yeah, I take volleyball advice. Wilson, I was in urgent

search not long ago for retainers 50 plus. No wood. Very rare. No neo, of course, no fucking NEO and no flatline. About one-third have flatline. Day 56, life is wonderful on 56, uncooked, undrained. It is so worth the pain in the hustle. Uncooked, undrained. A golden crown, uncooked, undrained. Day 57, there is no error in my run.

I am a fanatic. I need to be a fanatic PC. Only the most effective and rich retention run does it for that is legit. 57 days undrained, uncucked, no PMO, hardcore, full celibate, no wood, checking every morning in fear, no flatline,

perfect retention run. So far, 5-star platinum, semen ooze with legit 50-day cold shower, only bonus add-on. Are you playing Bayonetta now? Are you getting like B-plus ratings? Holy shit, there was a period there. Oh my god. Are you okay?

Take a laugh. Okay. Okay, let me, give me a moment. Okay, let me get a drink. Okay, okay. Feeling divine, a blessing 24-7. Oh, there's another period. I did not expect that.

Whale, hear the crippled brothers left and right on tiny runs. I understand this biz is very hard. I needed two years to become a full retention pro to know all the tricks need. No, not release. It was trial and error. I learned through relapses,

countless relapses. I analyzed that what made me do this run. It is my ath, my pre-voice was 52 days, July 17th. The final key was to reorganize my life. Wow. So

what did we learn from that post? What did we learn from that post What did we learn from that post specifically Uncooked Undrained Uncooked I remember that PMO is porn masturbation Orgasm from the no fat bullshit

What is flatlining Fucking dying Is that being sad because you're not joking off intentionally stop your heart so that you can go into another world

and see a vision of yourself that will warn you about how you're going to die I think I don't remember how that movie worked five star platinum

semen ooze okay so did you guys get did you guys get all the information from that? Because I can reread it if there's anything Why don't you go ahead We'll just assume that you're reading it in the background all the time

I'll move away from the mic and I'll just keep reading This high value run There's another post from the same user earlier in here and it's not anything like that. Like, it's...

That was because he was only at 54 days at that point, so he wasn't working. Oh, okay, so that's what semen retention does to you. It backed up into his brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's actually ascended. He is smarter

than all of us because he kept all of his thinky juice. That's when he's got semoplasm or whatever that fucking idiot said. So the body of Macaca2002 is actually just goo. So go ahead. Move over, dad bod.

Now we've got goo bod. So we're going to close this thing out, but I think we should close this thing out with Bella Bate Bauer. Bella Bate Bauer deserves your admiration and deserves your respect because Bella Bate Bauer is the person that started r slash pure retention.

So, celibate, the letter before it fell a bit the right thing to do would be to shut this subreddit down i created this subreddit in 2018 along with the help of juggernaut underscore is underscore here we had our differences but ultimately I wanted Juggernaut to be moderator. He declined the offer. Reddit and the rsemen slash semen retention community turned against me. What? Oh no!

Made BS reports about multiple username handles and Reddit banned every single username I ever owned. I have been appealing to Reddit to restore my name so I can manage my subreddit. Now I come to learn my name has been removed from the moderator's title and given to someone else.

That's just wrong. It's thievery. And the subreddit will go on in shame for stealing what does not belong to them. This was my subreddit. I read it to the best of my perception. This was my subreddit. Oh, is that the tone? It's my subreddit.

I read it to the best of my perception. It's the perfect feudal system. Yeah. Reddit. Tried to block the troublemakers system. Yeah. Reddit. Tried to block the troublemakers and naysayers. Tried to keep the subreddit clean. The right thing to do would be to shut this subreddit down.

Until then, this place will always be in shame for the betrayal of the users here. Yeah, we should be in shame for what the Reddit is. And never sticking up for doing the right thing. I never wanted or asked anyone to contact Reddit on my behalf. I'm letting that one go. Even though I really am posting that I want that exact thing to happen right now. I accept my eight-year-old account will never be restored. But from my subreddit and my idea is to be hijacked

taken over and destroyed disgusting I'm sorry I hate to interrupt but I love this next sentence very much so I just wanted to say that as a white person I feel great about this one I have nothing against you against you slash

nappiest apparatus oh oh okay Nothing against you slash nappiest apparatus. Oh, it's nappiest. Oh, okay. Okay. I feel less good about that. I thought it was like nappies. No. No, no.

No, now I'm just sad. Now I'm just sad. The apparatus that's the most nappiest. Oh, well, there's no joy in the world. Move on. Because my subreddit got stolen. Yeah, exactly. Maybe you should have rechanged your subreddit then.

Oh, shit! But the existence of this subreddit is blasphemy! It will now no longer be fruitful because it exists out of thievery! Stealing from the rightful creator and attempting to be something

it is not. This user has been banned. Good luck to all here. I've washed my hands of this subreddit and I will never come here to the place I once called home again. Yeah, my name

is... That's right. that is your name We got hugs and kisses As much as I hate this phrase I have to say it No one cares Signing out Ooh

Ooh Oh my god signing out what did we learn from this cool community of cool people there are so many fucking identical subreddits that you can fall down your own boner just like you can fall down your own navel

ones we didn't even bring up, there's red pill retention. Yep. There's a thing you read from Wet Dreams Discussion. Yeah, and this entire community, in and of itself, is probably an offshoot of NoFap, we would assume. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's just jerk bags all the way down. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so it's just jerk bags all the way down. Yeah.

Fractalized. I learned that these people will not listen to their actual bodies, like what their actual bodies are telling them, because it's like, no, I'm going to put on a tourniquet so my wet dreams the semen doesn't come out. Meanwhile, the body is, in every way it can, saying, I need to get rid of this.

This needs to come out of the body. Like, get rid of it. What's more powerful, millions of years of biology, or this ugly website? That's a good point. It's the front page of the internet. It keeps telling me. I'm not a medical expert on this,

but I feel like there's a point where old cum needs to leave the body. No, you've got to tie that dick down. You'll be the first person to get sepsis just from your own cum. Well, I also like, I mean, because one of the things

that we had in the beginning was these people who were like, who were like, I mean, because one of the things that we had in the beginning was these people who were like, you know, when I experience an orgasm, I get sort of sleepy and lethargic for a bit. So therefore, that shit needs to stop. Like, what the fuck are you doing? Are you marathon? Like, what are you actually doing that you require that level of focus? I'm pretty sure that that guy that was having the obvious infection UTI issues

probably did something weird to his urethra to keep himself from coming in. Yeah. Because he fucked it up. Yeah, very likely. Like, he just didn't mention it or something. But, like, I don't know. Maybe he pitched off. I suck a sorry piece in there.

Or maybe he tried to you know jam something in there to stop the flow but it's not good and again like i mean i mean just like nofap and just like they're like a bunch of these other like like all of the like you know meat only diet or whatever like like they're all doing this thing they're all fucking torturing themselves uh they're all doing this thing. They're all fucking torturing themselves. They're all doing awful things to themselves for no...

There's no glory in any of this. There's no promise. It's not like they go like, if you do this, you get to heaven or something like that. No, but you get reddit gold. Yeah, you get reddit gold. You get backpats from reddits, and

I mean, they're told that they'll get good things. They're told that they'll become more manly and that they'll have a fulfilling life that they don't have now. So, one guy's friend gets blowjobs. But you know, they still keep doing it and they're still not having fulfilling...

How many years do you think it takes before they actually get fulfilling life? It's just like any other scam, dude. I mean, you know, people will keep on being true believers because they've sunk too much time and energy in it to not be true believers. And if you'd like to sink time into money into something, you can sign up for an account on Ball!

Yay! There we go. Good. Oh, man, you got sign up for an account on Ball! Yay! There we go. Good. Oh, man, you gotta get that post count up. Yeah, yeah. Post retention. Every time you post, people can, like, kiss or slap you.

Well, no, the ball bank, too, but you can also get, like, your own Chivo. Like a plus one, minus one Chivo. So that's pretty exciting. Yeah, bye! Bye! chivos like a plus one minus one chivo so that's pretty exciting yeah that's good um uh yeah bye bye I'm barely made through the day And I won't be a dead tomorrow I'm barely made through the day And I won't be a dead tomorrow

The windows are up I write up on the window But they see it backwards Un-drained, uncut. Un-drained, uncut.