The F Plus - 377: Your Chance At Love Has Been Removed By A Moderator

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

Are you looking for love? Well as it happens there's a lot of people on Reddit, so that's probably a good place to start. We're going to be looking into a few different subreddits for personals ads, including r/cf4cf (childfree hardcore) r/AgeGapPersonals, r/VirginityExchange, r/MBTIDating and r/RandomActsOfBlowjob in search of available singles, and we're going to learn exactly why they're single. This week, F Plus is offering distance kink education.

Bald Yarn Man says, Do it! I'm about to smoke a fat ball while taking a shit. My God, I'm so lonely So I open the window To hear sounds of people To hear sounds of people Venus, planet of love Sounds of people Venus Planet of love

This is the F+, a place for love and a place to find terrible things read with enthusiasm. In the room tonight we have Boots Reingear. 40PC Anyone looking for an always online guy? Frank West

Shy Garth needs a mommy Achilles Heelys guy. Frank West? Shy goth needs a mommy. Achilles Heeles? Have a dick? Are you breathing? Well, one out of two ain't bad. Oh hey, it's Cheapskate! Yet another battle with human

nature Reddit lost a long time ago. And Lemon. Dublin, Ireland. My my vagina is gross but i'd still like oral Hey, F+. Hey, Lemon. Hey, have you all found love? Yep. Yeah. Can we go to the next question?

That went uncomfortable for you i'm sorry yeah uh well that's you know cheapskate that's okay that's okay that's okay because there is a place for love there is a place for love obviously it's on the internet uh the internet the internet is a compassionate and loving place um and the place for love on the internet. The internet is a compassionate and loving place. And the place for love on the internet is Reddit.com! Yeah! Yeah, well, you sound properly excited.

You sound as excited as you should be, so that's good. I'm not reacting because everything you said is true and I knew it already. You were just silently nodding your head. I know we've proved it's a place for self-love, so... Yes, yes. Also people loudly denying self-love.

Yes, also that. So yeah, so Reddit is... Well, in addition to many of the other subreddits that we have here, the lizard gave us a document which is all Reddit personals. So this is people finding and presumably succeeding in finding love on Reddit. The lizard says, while searching for other documents, I noticed that a lot of different fetishes and seemingly random things have personal subreddits.

And we're going to start off here with a fun community. A fun community of child-free hardcore. I love these people. Great. It's been probably like 11 years since we've visited these people. It's been a long time. For those of you unaware, child-free hardcore is kind of a lifestyle thing where somebody or a group of people decides that they don't want to have children. And that's fine.

But why not make that statement as irritatingly as possible? Not I don't choose to have children, but choosing to not have children is the only correct method and everyone else is wrong. So to that end, this is a community called CF4CF, which is child free for child free. And Frank West,

I think I'd love for you to start us off here. So you are in san diego and uh yeah yeah yeah tell me about yourself what are we what are we looking for here frank i'm oh boy someone has highlighted the username for me thanks for pointing oh that is your username my new username is I'm Jewishist. Sure. I'm 38 male female San Diego

slash other nerd looking for a partner. Nerd on Reddit? Okay, I guess. Well, that's why I have to post on the personal. You can't just find nerds anywhere here. There are two main things I really miss. One, someone to do those day-to-day random activities with. Don't get me wrong.

Someone to do crazy slash big adventures with is great, too. But it's the hordes of little activities that really add up. Hordes, you say? Hordes. You know, like one of the sides in... Oh, my access has expired. They're trying to hide my personal... That's not the right spelling of hordes. No. Yeah, no.

It's like one of the people I play in World of Warcraft. Actually, I can't decide which spelling of horde would be more disturbing here. I'm talking firing up our PCs and doing some adventure. Yay!

Like Richard Stallman. I need somebody to game with, everybody. On separate computers. Or I guess a console game. How dare you, sir. I thought you had standards. I put three periods after it. Like, I'm not enthusiastic.

The things we do for love, you know? I will suffer. With some Mario Kart. Ah! I ain't even saying it. Pulling out a deck of cards for a game of cribbage.

Or battling to the death in Magic the Gathering. Shared or individual crafting projects. Wanna paint figures? Canvas? Each other? Oh man. Yeah, those Warcraft

Warhammer figurine painting sessions always lead to fucking. That's the scene that they cut from Ghost. Like two people painting with tiny little brushes on a little figurine and then one of them paints the smallest amount of paint on the other person

and then it just escalates from there also I imagine that paint is unsafe on skin but that's fine they tape off parts of each other's face to only paint the tiniest bit let's do some leatherworking so we can hit a Ren Feren style going for a 20 minute walk

to get smoothies strawberry, it'll always be strawberry for me I'm starting to think this is Ernest Cline right here. It's one of his poems, yeah. I'm looking for a nerdy girl to fuck! Spot on.

If this was Ernest Cline, he would already be talking about fucking in the back of the ectomobile that would have been in line one that's the title of the poem I live a very independent life but adding the right person is like adding a multiplier to the enjoyment

of well pretty much everything i hate it two someone to add some randomness to my life you know what is never surprising an idea that you have all by yourself i mean really what is more fun deciding to go out for ice cream or having someone turn to you and say oh you want to go get ice cream yeah and even an idea that you come up with can evolve into something unexpected when another person adds their thoughts. Where do we get more ice cream? Okay, now we're... He's now Ernest Cline, but he's also a level one improv instructor.

You probably want to know a bit about me. Oh, yeah, no. What is this enigma box that I have to solve? What sort of shit are you into? What do your bookshelves look like? I have to solve. What sort of shit are you into? What do your bookshelves look like? I can't imagine. Oh, that enigma box is where I keep my house keys.

Okay, this post is already pretty long, so I'll try and rush in a few facts. I'm a twin. I have family whom I visit in Tasmania. I'm from the east coast, moved west in 2015 because I got sick of snow. I own a house. I'm a computer network engineer. I don't drink or smoke.

No kids and not planning to have any. And yes, I'm vaccinated. I'm 5'10 and about 150 pounds. If you want a photo, I can do that. You can see what I look like in my history. Though any new photos will be quarantine selfies. There hasn't exactly been a lot of photo opportunities during a

lockdown. You could even do video chat if you want to see that I'm in 3D. Oh, I'm not interested anymore. No, yeah. 3DPD. Oh, I'm not interested anymore. No, yeah. 3DPD. 3D perfectly delightful. All right.

All right, all right. I think we're ready to move on here. So that was a fun community, a fun, cool community. And this also looks to be a fun, cool community. It is r slash age gap personals. community, and this also looks to be a fun, cool community. It is r slash age gap personals. Romance between May and December personals.

So that's fun. Right? Yeah, this sounds fun. Yeah, cool. So this post was deleted. But before it was deleted, Cheapskate, this is a post by just another red shirt. Fuck, fuck, more Ernest Cline.

Okay. Thank you. Wait a minute. Are these all just Ernest Cline suckpuppets? Anyway, Cheapskate, you're 58 and in Ventura, California. Of course I am. Attention! Masochistic baby girls are brats.

Dacrophilic? Somebody who likes wearing Dacron? Daddy Dom seeks an IRL possibly... Oh, yeah, we all hit that search at the same time. Yep. Yep.

Hey, Frank West, what's a Dacrophile? It's a non-normative sexual interest in which sexual pleasure and arousal is derived from crying and or tears. Yay! I knew I knew it from somewhere. I'm glad I said my search history.

What a fun fetish. Oh boy. Anyhow, I'm one of those. And possible kitchen table poly pain baby to hurt and care for. So you're going to be doing this to a number of different women. That's super great.

We just use the kitchen table for slicing the onions. It'll get you to cry. So I can get up. Real hot. Well, as it seems, we've got more time in lockdown and i've been without my brat or baby girl now for over a year time apart had us drift apart sigh i'm just hoping to chat with any texty type brats or baby girls who might be looking for a meanie of a daddy. No pressure.

I don't know that COVID lockdown, like, broke Venmo. I mean, you can still give her money, right? No expectations beyond making new like-minded friends. It would be nice if we were close by or at least a healthy road trip away, but it's not mandatory. I'm sure we'll be able to fly safely someday. Some emoji. Is that a facepalm emoji? It's like this.

Alright, that helped. Thank you. Anyway, I'm an experienced daddy dom, shibari artist, kinbaku, kinky sadist, and top. I have a nesting partner who is a self-identified fem daddy and is... All right. All right.

And is my submissive who is a kink educator in training. Anyway. The kink educator in training. I don't know about you guys, but when the kink educators came around and gave their talks in the auditorium, none of us paid attention. It was really hard because I was in an abstinence-only kink education district. There's so much goddamn government oversight these days in kink education there's so much there's so much goddamn government oversight these days in kink education like the kink educators

just can't teach their own curriculum you know but you know that's partially why Dacrophilia is kicking off really kick it off hey kids we're here to talk to you about crying but not just any crying zoom schooling was just a nightmare for kink educators talk to you about crying, but not just any crying.

Zoom schooling was just a nightmare for kink educators. Anyhow, a kink educator in training, i.e., if you have a question, you're domly dom. Domly dom. Hey kids, you're domly dom domly dom hey kids it's domly dom uh

if your friend can't answer my little bear can plus we have a podcast because of course we do where we share all the weird things we're into if you want a link just ask smiley face so don't be afraid to say hello

I just love meeting new people and sharing my passions for kink and BDSM and other freaky stuff, devil smiley. Note, please expect to prove you are who you say you are. Oh, fun. Yeah, if you're prone to ghosting or jumping to conclusions and being disrespectful, move along. We have to move along. Oh, we have to move along. But before we move along, Boots, what did you find from this very same person?

Oh, I found two Reddit topics started by just another red shirt. One of them was, is there an online forum for Ford Rangers everyone prefers? I don't want to join 15 forums. for Ford Rangers everyone prefers. I don't want to join 15 forums. And the other one was, would a lifestyle podcast by and about an age gap relationship be of interest to any of you fellow age gap

relationships? If so, what topics would you enjoy? How to be more fucked up. Boots, do you want to describe for us what the icon is for r slash Age Gap? Nope. I don't want to either.

I don't. All right. Achilles. Yeah. I'm still here in the Age Gap personals. Great. It seems really good. It seems really good um i got a question for you um uh i know that you are an older man seeking a younger woman sure that's true the thing that i-age girlfriend, or if you're 37 from, quote,

North America, and you want to get a woman pregnant. Oh, I'm 37 from North America, baby. Okay, great. Great. Well then, yeah, tell me about you, because I bet I'm gonna love you. I bet we're all gonna

love you. We're gonna probably start a fan club at the end of this reading. Hey, I'm spreading my seed. I'm not a family. And those were finger guns that I snapped into. I'm not a family man. I'm a breeder. And if you want a baby, I'll give it to you. I'm not a family man.

It's just not in my wiring. I'm far too independent. I'm not capable of sexual exclusivity. I value my freedom too much to tie myself down. We moved from Ernest Cline to Penn Jillette. This is awesome. I was thinking this was Chuck Palahniuk. Somewhere in the middle.

I'm only a man, though. I can't deny the biological imperative that has been driving me for years. I can't keep it in check any longer. It's time to embrace who I am. Would you have him live

a lie? Absolutely not. No, no, no, no. No. I'm meant to father many children. My hope is that I will provide children to dozens of women in the years to come. I would be open to maintaining contact with women who may want more than one child.

I'm here to spread my seed. But I'm not meant to be a father. That's not who I am. I am a breeder. Okay. Yeah. I'm sure there's a lot of interested women in this. Mm-hmm. All, I'm sure there's a lot of interested women in this.

Mm-hmm. All them hue cows out there. I will give you the family you want. I will make you a mother. I am help you to fulfill your purpose. But I will not be a part of the child's life. I will never want contact. Wait, I don't think I understand. I don't think you've made this

clear enough. Why wasn't I in the child's free... Well, I guess this is the opposite. It's called spreading his seed. Yeah. You will have simple legal agreement in place acknowledging that I

have no paternity rights or visitation rights and no financial liability, so you will have that in writing. Oh, wow. You getting hot yet? You're going to have to find a lawyer in the Batman universe or something. You should probably start

by saying someplace more specific than North America. Oh, for legal reasons, I really don't want to, actually. Yeah, a lot of jurisdictions where that's not going to stand up, buddy. I'm going to be a man who creates many...

I'm pretty sure this guy knows how the law works. Yeah. To be fair, I have met lawyers who have been sicker than this, so... You've met lawyers who are bastards? Huh, alright. Yeah, imagine that.

That's weird. I'm going to be a man who creates many families. That is my role. The question is, who's first? Oh my god, I'm deafened by the sound of hands raising. I'm a rough handling kind of dom by nature. I treat women like beautiful,

fuckable objects they are. I love femininity and have always been girl crazy. And I've learned over the years that my wiring makes me unsuitable as a lifetime partner. Well, that part is true, my friend. That part is true. You could have just stopped at makes me unsuitable as a lifetime partner. Well, that part is true, my friend.

That part is true. You could have just stopped at the word unsuitable. Yeah. I own a business. I am a performer and a musician. I drive hard at whatever I want, and I don't relent until I have it. Except self-improvement, apparently. So Twitch streamer,

right? Like that checks all those boxes. I admit a hot tub with a recorder. I'm intelligent and a creative problem solver by nature. My family history has no diseases or health conditions or mental illness. Question, question, question

There's nobody, there's no family history of diseases, nobody has a disease in their family Well, and you understand why when I say this next thing not a dog whistle at all All of the men in my family are 6'2

plus my family is blue eyed and blonde hahaired. Oh, yeah. Some real subtext there. Are they also from Argentina? Not originally. Physically, I'm tall and broadly built. I have a thick, veiny cock and very big hands.

Veiny cock and very big hands. Veiny cock. Ooh, that's one veiny cock you have. So I know you're already excited, but I'm going to get you more excited. I've got rules. Oh, no. Your partner can't watch. Come on. This is between you and me.

Don't expect for us to connect and then get the breeding started immediately. I will want to take some time to get to know you so I make sure the child has a good home. Well now who's the beta cuck? Great. Are you ready?

Because I sure am. Serious inquiries only. Please, this isn't a game. No cucks or men. Have your girl contact me directly. I will not have conversation with you before I've connected with her. This isn't a game.

By the way, I'm reading the game. Yeah. I alternated between that and The Secret. And the Bible. And the Bible. Yeah, so I'm British.

I'm 21 years old. And I'm from Lincoln in the UK. And hi, I'm a 21-year-old male from Lincoln in the region of Lincolnshire, and I'm currently looking for someone to help me loose my virginity. So if you could just pry that thing out of there,

that would be great. I want to note here that in the doc, they've left out the space between posted by and the username, so it says posted BYU whatever, and that is a place where there's a lot of virginity exchanges going on. But yeah, I'm open to older women and men too.

I'm not the most confident person when it comes to social interaction and my experience with talking to women has been poor. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah. But so am I allowed on Reddit? Are you going to take away my credentials?

I would like someone to help with that and maybe also help me lose my virginity. Once you've cried it free. I have had some people reach out to me offering to help. However, we get so far and I think they become impatient and block me and stop talking to me. Wow, how annoying am I? I hope those who read this will understand and help me. Okay, so I'm 5'8". I weigh 12.3 stone. I am that of an average build, and

someone who is average looking. I have blue eyes and medium brown hair. My face is quite thin, and my facial features are average. If you want to picture me, just play a game, and then skip the character creator.

Don't touch any of the sliders. Johnny Default. As I have stated, I am looking for anyone who can help me lose can help me with my virginity problem and help me lose it. I don't mind if you're a virgin too either. I don't mind if you're a virgin too either.

I don't mind if you're a virgin too either. I don't mind if you're a virgin to either. The only things that matter are that you are 18 or over, don't have STDs, and that you 100% consent. So literally, any human being with genitals. That's the point of this Reddit, so

sure. That's enough. Like, it doesn't have to be a virgin. Who cares? Do you have genitals? Can I borrow them? Honestly, you don't even have to be there. Just the genitals. I am really asking for help. And someone who can teach me, I don't want

to sound desperate. Oh, well, you don't. Well. Do I, though? I don't want to. I hope I've succeeded. I hope someone is out there. If you're a male, I can top only. I don't wish to bottom.

I can drive to you if you wish. Or I can host. I hope to hear from you do you think do you think this person found love you slash mob life 101 I mean this was nine months ago so so five days ago five days ago this person posted jerk with me and come live daddy be vocal maybe that's what he learned well seven days ago

they posted link in UK looking for someone to help me lose my virginity and teach me a thing or two about sex yeah you're right it got a little bit more like I am 5'8 and a height average build but on the slim side, blue eyes, brown hair, and my dick is 5 inches.

My dick is 5 feet 5 inches. Wow. I see a problem. That's why I keep getting ghosted. Every time I send a dick pic, they just leave. I don't get it.

Everybody's seen it. It's messed up from dragging on the asphalt for so long. Um, uh, Heelys, you're a non-virgin in this community. Why are you here? That's a good fucking question. Thank you. Uh, hi, I am Diet Fred you. Hi, I am Diet Fredo. Okay. I mean, alright. Sure. Hey there.

Diet Fredo. I'm 19 female and a uni student. I love history, gaming, PC. Thank you. Thank you. Can you talk to that other guy for a minute? Finally. Female, not into the consoles.

Model building, military scale replicas. Okay. Okay. Okay. The only way I can imagine this happening is if she is so much of a weeb that she has gotten into the Japanese World War II military.

Like the mangas with the girls who are also battleships. Please pay attention to my nice shiny little light up here. Do not pay attention to my giant gaming mod down here. Are you going to tell me about how much you like model rockets as well?

Mm-hmm. So I love history, gaming, PC, model building, military scale replicas, film, reading books, and, well, virgins. Oh, boy. I am seeking a similarly nerdy guy to help out. I listen to a lot of music

and have recently been playing way too much Civ VI and Factorio for my own good. Jesus Christ! Brings me back to the few months I spent only playing Morrowind. Talk TES lore to me. I'd say I have elite sense of humor and arguably great taste.

You have the superior sense of humor. She means like she reads the New Yorker. That is a particular sense of humor. Yes, it certainly is. I laugh at Life of Brian references, not Holy Grail references. Thank you. I also consider myself pretty open-minded towards most people. Smiley face with a double chin.

What's the catch? I can't say there is one. Great. All right. Let's all fuck this lady, guys. This is entirely free and legitimate. It's free? I swear I won't link to a random pay-for-nudes website in the middle of a convo.

I'm 5'1", 54 kilograms. I have no way to know how much that weighs, really. Yeah, it's like 100 and what? That would be 115. Yeah. I have long brown hair and blue eyes, as well as few tattoos and piercings. I'm also cis because people keep asking. Additionally, I'm genuinely enthusiastic about my interests and also prefer chatting, getting to know each other phase.

Let's see. About you, male or not. I'm bi. It doesn't bother me. Just want a virgin. Kind-hearted, nerdily inclined aged 18 to 35 flexible on that one

18 to 35 okay, so you have to actually be a demographic like you need to be the kind of person that Captain Morgan is advertising to well, when you're over 35 your flesh just stops tasting as good

can confirm. Flexible on that one plus 35, depending on personality, but strictly nobody under 18. Seriously, I'll block you if you're a minor. And I'm able to host. Of course, first meeting will be at a bar slash coffee shop

slash etc. After a few texts or discord conversations height doesn't bother me just the amount of NFTs that you buy from me beforehand however is a concern high y-axes are fine

you'll actually find most girls don't care about it oh really height is not a problem oh and you have to live in Sydney or the surrounding areas sorry I want to get to know you through your personality more than anything I think that matters most for me in a partner's last friend so to actual lady video games exclamation point said so hit me up and lady. Video games! Exclamation point. So, hit me up and maybe this becomes something serious. Are you the shy gamer boy

of my dreams? P.S. I swear I'm not a vampire. Edit, just want to say this. I leave this post up so if you find it in search, feel free to PM me even if the post is old. This isn't a throwaway, so I'll get a notification of your chat request. Smiley face with a double chin.

So that post was deleted for some reason. The moderators removed this post. You found something else there, Frank? I used her name to Empress Natasha, and I guess I could read every single post she's ever made on Reddit.

Okay, great. 28 female from Ale, California, looking for a loyal slave to have fun with. Once you agree to my rules, your life is over, as you know it, as you are now my property. Oh! But then, I don't know. Once a month?

For the last year. 28 female for male, looking for a loyal slave to have fun with. Once you agree to my rules, your life is over as you know it. You are now my property. 28 female for male, California, looking for a loyal slave to have fun with. Once you agree to my rules, your life is over as you know it. You are now my property. 28 female for male, California California looking for a loyal slave

to have fun with once you agree to my rules your life is over as you know it you are now my property what part what what role are you auditioning for right now the role of Empress Natasha great so the next section of this document,

I'm full on skipping. What? Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are you skipping that? Oh, well, thank you so much, The Lizard, but I'm going to skip over the section that's a place for littles, middles, bigs,

and caregivers of all kinds to find their partner in crime. He is a crime. I don't know what a libel is, that sounds great, and I'm very jealous of you. So we're going to move on. Well, you see, oh. But anyway, it's time to get into the good section here, the important section,

the section that we've all been hoping for. And that, of course, is the Myers-Briggs dating. So here we are in MBTI dating. Certain personalities work well together, but you knew that already, didn't you? R slash MBTI dating is an R for R style personals and dating advice subreddit for the 16 Myers-Briggs personality types. So cool. Awesome.

Very fun. Very fun. Very fun. Boots, you're 21 female and in California. What are you looking for there? Yeah, I'm Monokuma's belly button. Okay. That means something. Probably.

I'm looking for friends with potential to become more. Preferably ENTP, INTJ, but any NTs are fine. 21 to 27-year-old. I will not take anyone 20 years old. God, no. No. Hi, I'm 21 going on 22-year-old ENTP girl looking for friends. But if it can evolve into a relationship, that would be

cool as well. I'm a 3W4. Hell yeah. Enneagram. Good, good. That's great. What is that? A 3W4. You know. I could explain.

Oh, it's a... Frank, you're why we have you Scott it's like a different personality test thing right? do you want me to explain just oh you guys don't even know what the anagram is period

so the anagram is a completely different different personality quiz thing right? yeah it's a different one um you know how energy flows and it follows predictable patterns when it flows oh yeah i do know that yep yeah well it's it's you know how that works with personalities also is the energy flows cool that's awesome that's super great great and so and i'm into typology such as mbti which is clearly why we're all here. Along with alignments, astrology,

and enneagrams. That's what a 3W4 is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a three-wing four. It means you're a three, but you have some aspects of a four. Of course. Yeah, we do that.

I mean, for the audience. Uncultured swine that they are. I'm 5'1 and I love video games Anime, books, and basically anything With good plot and characters Do you write in the margins Whatever Myers-Briggs type is Every time a character is introduced Also, why don't they do

That would be good if they actually did that in fiction This is Edward. He is an RFPL or whatever. That's something Vonnegut would do to mock the whole thing. It would, but nobody would get the joke. Yeah, yeah, exactly. My ideal dynamic with a partner or friend would involve a lot of banter,

but also a mutual understanding, a desire to see situations from all sides. I have friendships where people were too blinded by their emotions. See, that's what I've got. I got T. T. They are Fs. Yeah, they are Fs.

I'm a T. We need T's. T's are better. I forgot where I was. Staring at your own navel, I believe. Yeah, yeah, I think that was it. I'm the type that despises talking behind someone's back when you can just say whatever problems you have

with that person and their face and work through it together without spreading false rumors. How many times a day would you say you announced debate me? All? Is all an option? I love engaging in philosophical discussion slash debates. Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I win! I get a point! Or anything that involves thinking more deeply about theories human nature or how the world works I also love music I've been playing instruments all my life and would love to chat with people who are into

music as much as I am and can appreciate musical soundtracks for what they are I love music that's right I hate feelings but i love music yeah i love musical soundtracks i love star wars i love i love mega man 2 dr wiley stage 2 just really the whole john williams catalog like that's what that's what matters uh for what they are and how greatly they contribute to each medium honestly Honestly, there's a lot about myself I can't think on the spot to share in this post,

but shoot me a message if we have overlapping interests, and you'll probably find out more about me through conversation. That doesn't sound very ENTP to me. It doesn't feel like you did a lot of planning there. The P doesn't stand for planning. What does it stand for? Jay is judging. Proceeding?

It's not very Enneagram type 3, Ivan, if I'm being honest. It's like vaguely 4, but like realistically your wing isn't. Come on. Okay. Helios, what did you just find there? Well,

it's a little off topic, but I've been exploring the random acts of pegging subreddit. I don't like my acts of pegging to be random. I don't like my acts of pegging to be random. I feel like they should be purposeful and with intent. Yeah, well...

Pegging should mean something. Yeah. Yeah, well... My name is PMMe Straight Boy Bottoms. I'm a 34 female looking for men in Baltimore, and I'm a 34 female looking for men in Baltimore.

And I'm not saying I want to break your back like a glow stick, but I'm not saying I don't. I don't need to read this whole post, but I just watched Deadpool again last night. Remembered I made this Reddit account? Probably last time I watched Deadpool. Haha, looks like I PM'd with one troll and dipped. Thought I'd try it again.

Hey, maybe we can wear masks. That might be sexy. If you're interested in meeting the above, hit me up. Take it easy. Oh, no, that's not my primary email. That's the email I use for people to PM me straight boy bottoms. I can bust their back in half. So more posts from Monokuma's belly button.

There's a post complaining about fake ENTPs. Like, I have a friend who claims on several tests that came out as ENTP, but never engages with me in these conversations. Also posted a post called, Why am I a Capricorn Magnet? Wow, that's terrible. Yeah, it's terrible. 3W4 or 4W3, huh?

Very specific stand up yeah but in the right couch it fucking kills man alright so Frank West you're in the Pacific Northwest you're looking for a life partner right I sure am

I'm CoStar2020 Northwest, you're looking for a life partner, right? I sure am. I'm CoStar2020. And I'm 48 years old, female for male, Pacific Northwest, looking for a life partner. And I am an ENTJ. I am open to chat with any type, but the most compatible

would be with an N-type. Okay, MBTI friends, it is challenging to be vulnerable. I am new to the dating. Oh, really? Yeah, I am new to the dating. The fact that you're calling it the dating is probably the first sign that you're new to it.

Oh, is it not like the chiropractic? Because that's the thing I'm most familiar with. Opening up here about what I am looking for. If you know such a person, please send him my way. LOL looking for a life, a male life partner. I'm sorry, you need the entire internet to be your hookup?

Hey internet, does anybody know anybody? My astrology chart. Star sign. Sun sign? Sun. I don't know what the sun's for. Cancer.

Great. Moon. Scorpio. The sun sign is your... Yeah, the star sign, that's your... Oh. Yep. Right, right, right.

Star sign, Cancer. Yep. Because it looked like a sun. Star sign, Cancer. Moon, Scorpio. Ascendant, Aries. ENTJ. Enneagram type. right right right star sign cancer moon scorpio ascendant aries en tj life path 1 even I don't know what life path is

would you say that you don't like labels I don't like that there's so few of them just by reading this information she's basically given us every useful thing about her life we could probably steal her identity

already have suckers I have so many crystals now I am an attractive well educated hard working professional Suckers. I have so many crystals now. I am an attractive, well-educated, hard-working, professional female. 5'5", 174 centimeters. Blonde. A bit curvy.

I love salsa dance. I don't have kids and prefer a partner with no kids. I don't drink or smoke and almost never watch TV. I prefer to meet a professional, open-minded, well-educated guy in his 30 or 40 okay so either 30 or 40 got it either 30 or 40 nothing in between it's sort of a it's it's sort of a balance harmony thing it's the aura yeah numerology my life vision is where my life my life vision is where my life partner and i are happy together in a monogamous romantic love relationship i feel protected safe heard and understood when it comes to partnership i like the togetherness model everything is more fun

when we're together oh that's quite a model Yeah. I've been following the divorce model and it's not working. Fucking weird. Eh, works for a little while. We are both very supportive of each other's goals and aspirations. We work on some interesting business, art, social, home improvements projects together. We have strong emotional spiritual mental physical connections with each other we can both we both can satisfy each other's cravings and love for physical touch so we spend i want a partner and i'd like us to like each other yeah i'd like us

to like each other and it would be a bonus if we were sexually attracted to each other yeah I know that's kind of like crazy but I'm just kind of spiritual it's good to put that kind of thing out in the universe but you're forgetting that I also do like salsa dance we spend some of our free time playfully dancing together

salsa slash salsa slash bachata and other Latin styles. We also dance with other people when we go out traveling or in our hometown. Not in my hometown! We spend time together doing other fun activities where being sexual

with each other gets the first priority before any other type of fun. with each other gets the first priority before any other type of fun. We're out grocery shopping, but oops. No, you can't go on the go-kart until you're on the stick!

There's nothing more fun than setting priorities. There is a lot of joy, playfulness, intimacy, alignment, mutual support, and understanding in our relationship. We laugh and smile a lot when we together. We both

are proud of each other. Being around palm trees and water makes me happy. It's starting to get a little bit more random, this list. That's not really... Okay. I was sad, but then I was around a palm tree. I'm a changemaker, and I care about

making the world a better place. I volunteer at professional education non-profits by being in leadership roles on a board of directors and committees. Hey, uh, I mean, okay. I volunteer by being on a board of directors. Thanks a bunch. I appreciate your, yeah, thank you.

I don't even, I don't even take two donuts when I go. I don't even take two donuts when I go. I write professional articles to share my knowledge and points of view. I also donate money and time supporting two non-profits dedicated to children with challenging backgrounds. You're sending refugee children to Sedona. Well, how else will they know about the ley lines? Come on. Looking for a person who's already in the U.S. and hopefully close to Portland, Oregon area.

Boy, there sure is a lot of Oregon in this one. I'm going to say, just browsing through the subreddit. General. A lot of Oregon in this one. Boots, you were just researching, because this person was talking about their what was it a life path this person was a life path member

and you were doing some research and that's great because when Frank West started this reading none of us knew what the life path was and you've done research so now we know what it is right yeah it's horse shit you'd be surprised to know it's horse shit yeah don't you like add together the numbers in your birthday and then there's a number so yeah so so

what you do is you take all the numbers uh of of your birth date, which is so, like, if you were born in 1979, you'd go 1 plus 9 plus 7 plus 9. And then you add the month to that. And then you add the day that you were born to that. And then if you

have a number that's larger than 9, you add the digits of that number together. And then if you still have a number that's larger than 9, you add the digits of that number together okay yep and then if you still have a number that's larger than nine you add the digits of that number together right and then you've got you now that you have a number that's between one and nine yep that that's your number wait so what part of this is horseshit and that yeah it seems like it doesn't seem like horseshit it's it's a it worship. It's a real complicated way of getting to fake astrology. You'll end up with a number between one and nine.

So that's pretty interesting, don't you think? I feel like that says a lot about your pre-Dermanistic ways that you live your life, right? Well, what you probably know about me is that I'm a three. Oh, okay. Yeah, and it guides me as a very artistic type of personality. I like to self-express. Oh, there's different profiles for each.

Of course there are. That makes sense. Of course there are, yeah. You seem more like a seven to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You value morals more than looks. Cheapskate, you're definitely a five. You could be a great journalist. Journalism not make one great?

Sorry. No, that's what fives are, is all. Yeah, also there's special numbers. If you have an 11, 22, or a 33. Wait, but you can't. You can't have an 11. No, no, no. Isn't an 11 a 2? If at any point that number ends up as an 11, 22, or a 33, you don't have those numbers.

Oh, well, okay. You're extra special. So that's like a type O negative thing. But you kind of do because if you're an 11, you have the qualities of two and an 11, if Cosmo is right, which Lord knows that's the source. They usually are. Yeah, I mean, there's a different listing

of how to do it at Women's Day. Okay, so. All right. day so uh all right um uh we got another one here from this uh the m the myers-briggs dating uh cheapskate you think you can take this uh uh 23 year old male in uh in london sure uh 23 m for f hashtag uk hashtag london hashtag online hashtag muslim hashtag infj i'm finally putting myself 23M4F Hashtag UK Hashtag London Hashtag Online Hashtag Muslim Hashtag INFJ I'm finally putting myself out there

and I hope you can see me, my soulmate. Oh, wait. He's British. Oh, no. Oh, good. Uh-oh. Oh, no. Curious? Well, I hope you're doing wonderfully.

I'm nervous doing this. Better than most. But here goes. Scratches it and takes a deep breath. Why do you have a cat shoe in your cheek right now? Don't all British people have that? For years I've yearned for you to loom into my life, to mark me, to meet me, and to seek my soul.

Yet throughout my life experiences, many of which have been painful, I haven't lost hope. I can't lose hope. I must stay strong for us to show our love and light, my heroine. What is hope, by the way? My hope, you know, as in the land of open glory. That seems very British. But am I really the one for you?

And are you the one for me? Let's start our story here together as I write more about myself. I have unique views on faith and spirituality, and it's very important to me. I was raised in a conservative Islamic household, but because of personal discoveries, I'm more of an Islamic Muslim universalist and have a stronger

affinity for God. Okay, got it. Deep topics spark my curiosity. Psychology, personality typology, I'm INFJ. That is psychology, personality typology. I'm INFJ. That is psychology, absolutely. Absolutely.

Religion, spirituality, practical philosophy. Technology is cool too, although I think it's vital to see the ramifications. I like playing devil's advocate. Eyes looking to the side emoji. Video games are great especially Japan yeah I'm glad you're enthusiastic about it especially Japanese role-playing game I love getting lost in high fantasy worlds. I primarily play on Switch. Wow! Not much into anime.

What the fuck? What? What the fuck? Get out! Get the fuck out! Oh. But I appreciate the aesthetics. Okay.

And I can see myself getting into it more. I've almost no interest in movies, TV shows, and mainstream music. Okay, so he did say, I'm not much into anime. I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry. I promise I could try. I'm very into recreational sex and kink, but it doesn't revolve my life. Don't want to go into detail as I feel it'd be inappropriate.

But let's just say I lean submissive. My personality is fickle, blunt yet mushy, melancholic yet discerning, introverted yet flirty, innocent yet dark, hopeful yet mesentropic. I contain multitudes. My MBTI type is INFJ.

I love to giggle over stupid shit and my humour is varied too. Deadpan, sarcasm, and memes. Wow, yeah, what a variety that sure is. The three kinds of humour. Thank you so much. deadpan sarcasm and memes. Wow, yeah, what a variety that sure is. The free kinds of humour. Thank you so much.

Hesitant on giving pics for now, but to describe myself South Asian ethnically with a London accent. I hate my voice, but many say it's sexy. But many say it's sexy. Can there say it's sexy. Can there

be any more sexy than this one? Never heard a sexier voice, no. Right, sweep your chimney for you, Gov. Masculine, yet cute. Light-skinned, not white. Little skinny,

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I don't know what a soft tomboy is. Yeah. Into deep conversations, not closed-minded, interested in spiritually. With their needs openly, I'll try my best to listen and accommodate. Treats me as an actual human being with thoughts and emotions.

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