The F Plus - 380: The Gospel of Digimon

Episode Date: December 18, 2022

Project DigiClipse may or may not be a cult founded upon the spiritual belief in the childrens' cartoon Digimon. And it's time for us to learn more. We're starting at Facebook, but moving into several forums thru the ages to listen to brothers and sisters of the faith testify. This week, The F Plus get head from Gurlemurglemon.

Hey, it's been a while, so I'm going to release two episodes in a row. Also, I made a new website. You can find it at ahoylemon.xyz. Oh boy! It's the F+, a terrible podcast with terrible things. We'll read it with enthusiasm, though, and we've got Boothring here. For anyone who participated in the mini Digiclips, post what happened to you. Did you feel something? Did you see something? Please try to keep it to one or two posts per person. We don't want a 20-page long thread.

Come Quads up! Agumon makes Digimon look like Pokemon! Shit, wow, that is fucking brutal. Kumquats up! Agumon makes Digimon look like Pokemon! Shit. Wow, that is fucking brutal. Bunny bread! For what the law was powerless to do because it was weakened by the flesh, God did by sending his own son in the likeness of sinful flesh to be a sin offering. Romans 8.13mon

Nutshell gulag! If I was hiding in Digimon and my parents found out without me telling them, do you have any idea how mad they'd be? And Lemon, Digimon is not demonic. If religion labels us thus, religion is proved flawed. No man ever seen the face of my Lord, no. Not since he left his skin. He's the one you keep cold.

All the outside goody at your door. Let him in. Every man is evil, yes. Every man's a little liar. On a chain with a wicked tongue singing black or white. Every man is evil, yes. Every man's a little liar. Hey, F+. Yeah! Oh, wow. Do you consider yourself spiritual?

No. Fuck yeah! No, not really. Fuck no! I am a spirit. It's not okay. Yes, yes, you're a sprightly little spirit. You know, Boots, I'm surprised you would say that.

You don't consider yourself spiritual, seeing as how we talk about all these spiritual things that you like. You know, these different spiritual kind of processes, Reiki and such. But you don't consider yourself spiritual? Right. Right, you like Reiki. You like Reiki, so don't bother denying that. I feel like you're misrepresenting me here. I don't know.

This is consistent with the storyline that we've had up until now, right? I'm invested in this character arc. Yes. I like this, Boots. Great. Yes, and? Yeah, there you go. Thank you.

Thank you for doing that. So, Boots, if you're saying that you don't consider yourself spiritual, is that because maybe you just haven't found the right religious text? That's definitely true. I have not found the right religious text for me. Okay, okay, okay. I'm on board with this. You know what? Great.

I have an open mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm on board with this. You know what? Great. I have an open mind. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. This is an excited yes and. All right. Fantastic.

So to all of you, to all of you in this recording, to all of you listening, we're going to be bringing you something that's going to make you more spiritual, that's going to probably like change your life because, you know, you might have been experienced. You know, you're living in the Western world. If you're listening to this, you're an English speaker, right? So like, you know, you might've been experienced, you know, you're living in the Western world. If you're listening to this, you're an English speaker, right? So like, you know, you're familiar with Christianity. You know what that is, right? You're probably familiar with like Judaism or maybe some tenants of like, of like Islam, you know, maybe even so far as like Shintoism or Buddhism or something like that. But what you're not familiar with is this religion brought to us by Dr. Interrogative,

and this is the religion of Digimon. Can I start? My hand's raised. Okay, yep, yes, you in the back, yes, hello, yes. This is just for Boots, right? The rest of us can leave? Nope, nope. Oh, okay.

You are not only going to participate, you are going to proselytize. Shit. Okay. You knew what you were in for when you signed up for the F+. Yeah. No, I was actually going to be taken into a Digimon cult. I knew that.

I knew that. It was implied. So this is required for my degree program. I have to do this course credit. It's required for my community service. So, yeah. So, yeah. So, Bunny Bread, I have a do this course credit. It's required from my community service. So yeah. Bunny Bread, I have a couple questions for you here.

I'm on a website that is fantastic and definitely something that you should always go to called Facebook.com. I've heard of this. We're looking here at an overview of this religion. They're called Project Digiclips.

And my question for you, Bunnybread, is just what is it about? Oh, oh, it. Okay, alright. All of this. Alright. Yeah. I've been wildly flailing my arms around it. I've waved my hands around in a circular

sort of motion. Got it. Okay, good. Yeah, you're trying to hug a very fat person, that kind of thing. Right. Sometimes they're good cuddlers. Yes, sometimes. Most times. Project Digiclips is the combination of hope, belief, and the theories of members of all Digimon believers. Oh, so a unifying religion.

Yes, we're Unitarian Digimon. Of members. Yes, of penises. Right, this is everything I've needed, Digimon and dicks. All right. The point is, we believe the Digimon exist and we are determined

to find a way to bring them to us. The way we attempt to do this is simple yet hopefully effective. We gather all of the believers that we can find and focus on our goal at the exact same moment

all around the world. Hold our Digivices to the sky. Digivices! That's the vices we have with Digimon. Yes, yes. We're going to run into that word a lot. Addicted to alcohol. Yeah, Cocainamon. Didn't druids try this with the pyramids

in like the 90s? It worked. It worked, yes. We're all druish now. And the laws of mind over matter tell us that we can achieve our goal. A digital portal opening somewhere nearby. This sounds like a Peter Molyneux game is about to start. I'm sorry, your toy digivices?

They may be toys, yes. But many of them are a symbolic or even spiritual collection to our partners and act as a bridge between our world and the digital world by sheer love and belief. That's, that's what this entire project was based on. The power of the mind and our

connections, if not just our belief. It's been proven, proven, mind you, throughout history that if you believe in something, it can happen. Take QAnon, for instance. Right, yeah, thanks for bringing this. So I'm just going to

bring this to you. I'm guessing you know, but just in case you don't. Digimon was in America, or I guess still is, sort of like the poor man's version of Pokemon. It's the Hydrox cookies to their Oreos, right? Sort of like the poor man's version of Pokemon. Yeah. Sort of similar. It's the Hydrox cookies to their Oreos, right?

Yeah, which is actually true because I believe that Digimon came first. So that metaphor works in several ways. Oh, wow. But anyway. Well done. But anyway, in addition to sort of like being the sort of like less successful sibling of Pokemon, of the sort of like less successful sibling of of pokemon um also uh digimon currently sort of exists in like this tamagotchi world um where like they have these like digivices you know where you have like a little tiny you keep saying that word yes yes and you're gonna keep saying that word

too and it's gonna make sense but yeah so so these like little sort of tamagotchi kind of things exist where you can like you know feed and train your your digimon um and these little sort of Tamagotchi kind of things exist where you can feed and train your Digimon. And that is a little red book of their religion. It's a very integral part. Oh, good. But as for this Digivice, Bunnybread, I don't have a Digivice. Can I still take part? Well, of course!

It's absolutely essential for all of our things, but, as it's been stated, the Digivices are mostly symbolic. Okay, great. Oh, good. Good. Though, some say they, uh, have a connection to the digital world,

they aren't necessary. Some people don't use anything. Some are using their cell phones. One person even said that they were using their stuffed toy. I'm sure they were. I know all my stuffed toys have Wi-Fi. So,

theoretically speaking, you could use anything that you feel a connection to Digimon with, as long as you believe something is bound to happen. Something. Things happen. Mass hysteria.

Atrophy. Atrophy and eventual death. But will this actually work? Well, we can't tell you whether or not it will work. That's a good religion right there. I bet you're going to. or not it will work. That's a good religion right there. I bet you're going to. Yes.

Something will happen. Right. We can't tell you whether or not it will work, as it has not been attempted by anyone before. This is sort of a hopeful experiment, but even if a portal doesn't open, it will bring us all closer and hopefully weaken the barrier between the worlds.

Yes, yes. Let's weaken the barrier between the worlds. Yes, yes. Let's weaken the barrier between the worlds. Yes. Good idea. Okay, this, oh man, this is great. Really like this. I really like this. I'd like to help.

Is there anything I can do? Yes! Yes! You can take part. Like this page, right? Like this page to show other members they are not alone! The more people who like this page, the more hope each member will have during the Digiclips,

bringing us closer to our goal. I don't think I need to explain Digiclips, do I? No. I don't think you do. I feel like sometimes religious tenets are difficult. That's when the Digimon return and blot out the sun, devouring the world. That's what I said.

If a central tenet of your religion is like us on Facebook. Yes. Yes. Cool. Okay, so we're going to meet some of these members, some of these people who are believers in Digimon and sort of like bringing on an end time of Digimon for all of us to appreciate. So let's start with Duskleaf. Kumquat, can you take Duskleaf, please?

Dusk. Duskleaf. Duskleaf. One word. Leaf. Dusk Leaf. One word. Oh shit. Hello everyone. I'm Dusk Leaf, your newest

member. I was a member of Digiclips in 2008 but gave up the Digimon belief thing after a while. Recently though I remembered it and started thinking about it again. My belief started coming back. I looked around and saw that Digiclips and most other believer sites are gone.

I did find this site and decided to join. I need to know, are there other sites believers out there? Or is Digimon belief dead? I hope it isn't. I want to get into the digital world, but I don't think I can do it alone. And Nutshell, if you'll take Ashley the wolf, please. to get into the digital world, but I don't think I can do it alone. And Nutshell, if you'll take Ashley the wolf, please.

Oh, hello there. You can call me Ash. I'm a fan of reading and writing. I don't do it, but I like it when I'm a fan of it. Yeah.

And I've been playing the keyboard for a while. What? I've been playing it for three hours straight. I love video games, and I can be somewhat timid and jumpy if someone surprises me. I've been a Digimon believer since I was young, being the partner of Strobimon. Most people consider me insane, but I consider it to be open-minded. I hope one day to actually meet my partner in person instead of in dreams, and I hope people have the same thoughts as I do. Please be nice to me, little plant Pokemon.

Excuse me, Digimon. Excuse me, Digimon. Oh, my God. Did she say the P word? God damn. Dropping P-bombs up in here? You don't do that. Just did, Bunny Bread.

Oh, God. I can't look at you right now. She just did that right in front of you. She just did that right in front of you. Because I don't have a camera attached to my computer. That's part of it, man. Damn. My name is Severed Wings.

Hey, y'all. I know I'm new here and I realize this is an intro, but I was watching Digimon Adventures last night and I got to the episode where Izzy describes them as being conscious in the digital world, but their body is still in the human world. Period. Yeah. All right. Yay! Period. Yeah. All right. Well, I was wondering if maybe our digitized selves could right now be in the digital world.

We're only conscious here. For example, this may be me just doing something at night, but Izzy said in the show that whatever happens in there happens to our bodies out there. You take the red pizza roll, you stay in Wonderland. You take the blue pizza roll, you go, oh, wait, I mixed up my colors.

Yep. Yep. If you're digitized in your dreams, you're digitized for real. Well, almost every day, I wake up with bruises or cuts that most defiantly weren't there the night before. Oh my God, this took a left turn into a Korn song, didn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All day I dream about sex. That's the one, yeah. Like black and blue bruises and deep cuts. Well, there is the possibility that I might get in these as I sleep, but I almost always have a clean room, nothing on my bed but sheets and a blanket, and I have a queen-size bed, so the wooden posts aren't near me considering I sleep in the middle of the bed and wake up there as well. I hardly at all move about when I sleep, and I still seem to wake up with them.

Thoughts, anyone? Oh, no. Help! Oh, yeah. Help! You've got leukemia. Help. I can't do shit for leukemia, man.

I'm trying. I'm trying. Help me. My sister keeps asking what happened, and I say, I don't know. And I think she's getting suspicious that I'm, like, emo, which I'm not. Oh, okay. Thank God. What was your name again? Severed Wings. My name is Severed Wings, which I'm not. Thank God. What was your name again?

Severed Wings. My name is Severed Wings. And you're not emo. I'm not emo. What would you think? Okay. Just making sure. I'm not a bullet with butterfly wings or anything. Come on. No, no, no.

Please, someone, give me advice or thoughts please and uh boots uh do you have a uh seeing as how you are the direct response to me uh yeah which happened five years later do you have do you have an answer to my question because i have a serious problem oh wow yeah i showed up i showed up five years later my name's chili wolf yeah nice to meet you i'm betting mitchell i'm betting mitchell is the name of a digimon no they all ended mon meet your mon oh do they yeah i guess i do wow all right sorry i'm a tamer got caught by a black creature while astral traveling and met my vmon sometimes flamedramon i started to hear my partner's voice at a tree in the forest where i live and he spoke to me telepathically this is the same very place I did a ritual to find my Digimon partner involving a pentagram and black candles

and a chant involving giving up my body to a Digimon spirit as a vessel for communication. I'm sorry, but that's yeah, you're possessed by a demon now. No, it's my partner. No. Demon Mon. It's my partner.

No, it's Demon. Yeah. Listen, I have had my body throb in certain ways to say words. Oh, my. It's a little scary, but I hear his words in my head as my muscles speak, like lips and vocal cords. Make it clap. Speaking a very understandable English. We talk regularly.

I was promised a fusion evolution with my partner, Digimon, into Flamdramon in the next life when I'm said to meet him in the digital world. Oh. Wait, is the digital world the place you reincarnate into? Yeah. I guess. I guess. It's being suicide.

I think it's... DigiClips death cult. Good. Yeah. Is this Second Life? I wanted to meet like-minded... I wanted to meet like-minded tamers who might have some contact with their own partners. wanted to meet like-minded tamers who might have some contact with their own partners this is all really personal but i'm sure you all express yourselves in the same way i could feel a little

home i feel at home a little anywho say hello would love to meet some tamers i gotta say by uh by f plus podcast standards uh you are the chillestest Satanist we've ever met on the show. Thank you. They do get a little shrieky sometimes. Yeah. No. Yeah. But like, but like compared to every other Satanist we've ever featured on the show,

you're definitely the best one. Yeah. Wow. Okay. So we're going to be going to another website here. We've got digimonbelievers.foremotion.com. Wow. Foremotion.

Right? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you like to know the header image on the site, digimonbelievers.foremotion.com? I would like to know this, yes. Sure. Great. Here, I will read that header image in full. Thank you. The image you are requesting

does not exist or is no longer available. Alright. Hi. That's good. Oh, so it's in the... Wait, it's not in the digital world. It's in the digital world? Are we in the digital world? No, the header isn't in the digital world anymore. The header isn't in the digital world anymore.

Good point. Good point. The header went into the next light. Yeah. Anyway, so I just want to ask you all. My name is Digimon Adventure Love. It's a weird piece of Kindle porn. Anyway, I just want to ask you this about your Digimon experience.

Hi. This is a new topic that I created out of curiosity. I don't have many experiences to share, so I thought I'd like to hear yours instead. Please post. That's how I started out my thread. Please post. Please clap. Please clap.

I also have another topic called looking for answers. Please post on that one too. But like I said, I mainly want to about your Digimon experiences. Please share anyone you want. And come Questop, you are a hollow Uchija? O-M-G? where do i even begin with your digimon experience i thought it was clear brace yourself this could become an essay very quickly but i'll try to cover the basics uh as far as experiences go i i've shared a mental link with my partners for many years now.

They hang around me in what I can only describe as spirit form disembodied like ghosts or astral forms, I guess. I guess. We fought together on many occasions when other spirit form creatures have attacked us. And we've even managed to bio-merge before into a being called Talomon. Is that the most buttery? We're a really big candle. It's just a big old gummy bear.

We do this by combining my spirit with the spirits of my partners to form a single powerful entity which is free from my physical body and able to wander and fight with the spiritual plane where the Digimon reside. I guess in a way it's like I astral project into a combined form

with my partners. I think that's the most basic rundown of everything I could possibly give you guys. In another way, it's not like that even a little bit. Yeah. Well, hi. My name is LeetFox, spelled in LeetSpeak.

Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. Not sure if this counts, but back in 2012, I had this dream where I find myself at the foot of a mountain in front of some kind of stone building with my partner Rave, and he gestured for me to go inside. When I walk into the building, I found myself in a long hallway,

and on the walls are what look like pictures of Digimon. I continue walking down the hallway, and when I get to the end, there is a big light, and I found myself in a large room with an altar at one end and a large picture of my crest of fate on the floor. I walk up to the altar and there is a box sitting on it what also had my crest on it. When I went to open the box, my crest appears on my hand and then I heard this very loud sound coming from outside. I rushed outside to see Rave battling a Digimon that looked like Devimon and Angemon had tried to DNA Digivolve and got stuck

halfway. Anyway, I went back inside and opened the box. Inside wrapped in red silk was what I guess is my Digivice. I grabbed it and rushed outside. When I retuned, Rave had de-Digivolved

into a Lechmon. Without even thinking, I raised my Digivice and concentrated on a Lechmon. All of a sudden he Digivolved back into Ravagmon

and he managed to beat the Digimon. Rafe thanked me and that's when I woke up. However, when I woke up, my hand was slightly burning where the symbol was and it was all red. My fingers also hurt

as if I was gripping something tightly. Thanks a shitload for telling us about your dream, lead fucks. Hey! Hi! Hi! Was that Pookaboo? Yeah, mine is Pookaboo

and I got a question. Do you have a partner? How did you meet him or her? So I have a poll here and the poll asks, do you have a parter like i like someone who cuts my hair one of the parts yeah oh moses moses no no no when you go i'm like listen i like i know you don't have the money for this kumquats up when you go to like the really nice salons the the some you have you have one barber that cuts your hair, and then you have another barber that parts it afterwards.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you got a barb and a part. What's the results to your poll there? Do you have a parter? Do you have a parter? So 10% said no, 34% said yes, and 55% said I'm not sure. Anyway, well. 34% said yes and 55% said I'm not sure anyway well

what do you mean are you talking about partners it's pretty straight forward well I for one don't have one or I haven't met him or her yet hopefully it's a second one I just want to know those that have a partner

how did you guys meet it would be wonderful to know because then us who don't have a partner might get ideas on how to find ours. Please explain and don't leave any details out. And then a hamster with giant wings and then a cutesy smug cat and then a bunny with stars on its boxing gloves. No, it's actually the bunny that's like Hitler at the end of Wolfenstein 3D. Oh, yeah. Oh, no.

Yeah, yeah. Anyway, anyway. Wolfenstein 3D Hitler bunny. Right, right, right. So my name's Kitty. In my dreams, I met my partner Digimon. Now she's a reoccurring feature in my dreams. She's an Agumon.on by the way every time one of

these digimon has come up i i i go into deviantart and i type sexy and then whatever that is i'll just tell you which i'll tell you at the end which one ends up being the sexiest so far so far yeah it's a 12-way ties thus far yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, for sure. Anyway, she's an Agumon, but she's unique. She has blue markings around her eyes, around her paws, and on her back. The markings spread across her body when she armor Digivolves and allows her to turn into a Flamedramon. Her usual Digivolution line follows that of Tai's Agumon, but to achieve mega level, I feel sure she will bio-merge with me. Open paren, carrot, carrot, close paren. I can kind of understand where these people are coming from.

I mean, there have been times that I've played too much Tetris and I start dreaming about Tetris. So I imagine watching Digimon 24-7. And having a boner the whole time. I have a question, though. After a while, you would start naturally dreaming about them as well. I have a question, though. A boner that's four squares on the straight one that goes right into the hole in the Tetris. Sure, sure, yeah.

So you play a bunch of Tetris, you go to sleep, you dream about Tetris, and then the next thing that you do is you wake up and you go, I believe that I am married to the L block. Yeah. Also, we are going to go into heaven together. You know, I really prefer

the square. No, you don't go into heaven. You get on the space shuttle and you make the space shuttle take off. A bold choice. I feel like if you get a Tinder profile that says my favorite Tetris block is the square, I'm sleeping right. That sounds great. Anyway, what do you got there,

Bunny Bread? Yo, my name is Devil Boy. Wow. Jesus Christ. Wow. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Oh, boy. My partner is Eggman. Oh, that's my partner, too. Yeah, shut up. That's cool. That's cool. She's Polly.

I challenge you to a duel. We will meet with Digivices at noon. Anyways, my partner and only my partner is Agamon. We met at my job, Digital Association. You can see that in the introductions. Thank you. Please click and subscribe. We weren't partners at first,

but later on he was assigned to be my partner. It was an arranged marriage, but we are very happy together. We fight a evil Digimon named Devimon. Please don't think I'm making this up. I'm making this up.

Did say please. I said please. That's fair. All right. I get bullied by other people because they think I'm lying or I'm crazy. No, it really happens. What?

Really? Yes. I know. I know. It's a big weird world. I don't know I know. I know. I know. It's a big weird world. I don't know. Yeah.

So hey, maybe you guys can help me, huh? Well, after all, right now I can't get to Agamon because I can't get to the digital world.

Oh no. No sign offs for some reason. I don't have any weird animated Hitlers. Yeah. Agamon seems to be...

A slut! No, there's only like... I don't know... Four or five main character Digimon, so it's like every single one of these people has one of them as their partner.

Oh, okay. Alright. I mean, yeah, like, Agamon seems to be sort of like a plush kind of like T-Rex. Um, so, I mean, that's pretty cool. Hot, hot. I don't know. I watched it, like, when I was, whenever it was first airing. Okay. Well, they probably added some.

Um, uh, I'm gonna go, uh, got another thread here that's gonna lead us all in, and my name is DigiEgg. We've probably added some. I'm going to go. I've got another thread here. It's going to lead us all in. And my name is Digi Egg. And I really want to know how to see my Digimon. I just meditate and I want it really hard. I've not seen mine yet, but I want to.

You got to get rid of your real world eyes before your digital eyes can take over. Like sewing needles? Yeah, okay, gotcha. And then, in a nutshell, you got a reprise here of Elite Fox, 1337 Fox. Oh, God, do I? Yeah, bring it back, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please tell me about your dreams again.

Yeah. Well, you can try my guide to contacting your partner through meditation. Yeah. Step one, drink green tea to calm the mind. Done. Digital green tea? Yeah. Shit.

Step two, clear your mind of all thoughts. Oh, yeah, done. Yeah. Shit. Step two, clear your mind of all thoughts. Oh, yeah, done. Step three, concentrate on the space between dimensions until you feel a sort of pull. Oh, now my hand's going up. All right. Yes, Bunny Bread, what?

Shit. I cleared my mind of all thoughts. I forgot what my question was. Sorry. Come back to me. Uh, step four. Call out and see if anything responds to you. A response. When you first starting out, then do it out loud when no one is home. Hey! Try to do it in your

head. Yes, come Quatsa. Hey! You responded. Yeah, look at that. It was in your head as, yes, come quats up. Oh, you responded. Yeah, look at that. It worked. See if anything responds. Yes, come quats up. I am your Digimon partner.

I don't know how to tell you, but yeah. Okay. When no one is home, but try to do it in your head as you get better at it, your partner will most likely respond with feelings at first, but you should be able to understand them as if they were speaking words. Okay, thanks. The next day, I posted again.

I'm DigiEgg again. So I read your post, and it didn't work. Well, shit. All right. Try again. You got anything else for me? No, got nothing. Okay.

Okay. Glad we got this talk. Okay. Okay. Boots? Don't know what to tell you. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Boots? You gave it a shot, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now your name is Cold Weaver. You've got 31 posts. That is me. Yeah, you got 31 posts. Your location is somewhere in the south. And what's your thread called?

Psst. Hey, you. Have any one of you ever been to the DigiWorlds? How you went there? How is it? I know this may be a silly question, but it's possible that any of you have been to the digital world. I mean, could you have dreamt it, right?

Or any other way? So if you had, please share it with me. I have! My name is Gabumon13! I have technically! I don't go outside of Digital Association! All I did was contact Gabumon and he opened a Digiport, but now I can't seem to contact

him! Ah! Hi! You got a response to that there bunny boots bunny boots no I meant boots oh yeah um sorry he startled me a bit there

yeah please tell me what what is the digital association how did you got to work with them? You seem to have very interesting experiences. Yes, I do!

Please share them with us. Thanks. Alright, alright. Can I ask something? Yeah, yeah. What's that? Kiyokono? Yeah, my name's Buckeyes fan number 43.

Keo Kono. Keo Kono. Keo Kono. Keo Kono. My name's Coconut. You are a little Coconut. Me, a little Coconut. I think I may have been in a digital world in a dream last night,

but I can't be 100% sure. All I really saw was hills right in the mountains but it all felt so strangely to me you know how you feel so strangely nearby where i was there was a bunch of metal containers of some kind right i wanted to know what they was for so so i walked up and touched one. Before I knew it, it had started to open on the one side. What I thought next almost made me cry. I'm getting choked up right now. There was a Digimon inside a containment. He weren't in the best of shape now.

That was even the worst. I knew that the Digimon is one of the ones I had tried my hardest to create. Gragalagamon! Graligurgamon! Gamblingmon! Gamblingmon? Gurglemurglemon!

Gragalagamon? Gurglemurglemon is the sloppy blowjob Pokemon. He's Gurgle Murglemon is the sloppy blowjob Pokemon. Yeah. He's Gurgle Murglemon. Oh, that's Reagan. Yeah.

All chicken head. Yeah. Anyways, that's Reaganmon. He wasn't upset, right? Yep. He wasn't upset like I first thought he would be. Instead of attacking me and blaming me for what happened, he bounced on me. Uh-oh.

He bounced on me and we rolled down the hill together. Yep. Ooh. Okay. Yeah. It all felt so real. Oh, man. Dang, oh, dang.

Yeah. I can even remember how his fur and his mane felt. How'd it feel? It felt fucking beautiful, brother. And how his entire body, his whole body, it felt like home, you know? Oh, shit. His entire body seemed to vibrate as he was purring at me. Ooh, now, could this mean that he could be my partner Digimon?

No, no, no. Yeah, it does. It's just a one-time thing, man. No, no, no, no. We felt something. He felt something. Anyone else know why the containers was there anyways? He felt something, and he doesn't need to feel that again.

Oh, shit. Before we move on from this, Kiyokono, could you please tell me your jobs and hobbies? Yes, sir, I will. My job slash hobbies? I ain't got a job yet. My hobbies, though, my hobbies is video gaming and taking long walks to clear

my head. I hope to learn to cook, you know. Like mom always says, if you like to eat, you need to learn how to cook. Then, you know, other shit. Well, to be fair, this person is probably like what 14 47 years young bye bye can you read your age 20 fucking eight

to be fair you're you would have been like 20 when you posted this oh yeah there we go it's fine. Yeah, that's... I'm an adult. Mon. Adult Mon. Adult Mon. Yeah, so I don't know if you caught this a little bit earlier, but

there's an organization sort of... a religion inside the religion called the Digital Association. Seems to be kind of secretive, and so probably pretty interesting. So we're going to find out in a page, in a thread that is 40 pages long. So is this like the Templars? Yeah, this is the Templars.

Oh, good, good, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're going to find out in a thread that is 40 pages long, what is the Digital Association? It's hidden in plain sight. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so my name is Gabumon. Hello.

My name's Katie. My Digimon partner is Igumon. I work at a place called Digital Association. It is Digimon, and humans work together to take care of Digimon-related problems in the world. You know, they do come up. Yeah. This place started a long time ago. Digital world, of course.

Of course. Digimon wanted to help DigiDestined, but couldn't find partners. Then one day, a Digimon named Magnamon came up with the idea of digital association. This way, they could help the Digidestined out by taking care of problems here. So Digidestined could focus more on the digital world. Then we started having problems with this one Digimon whose name was Devimon.

I know what wrong you're thinking. He's not a very strong Digimon, but he was corrupted by a virus that made him stronger than a mega-level Digimon. Fuck!

Anyway, we've got a new leader now. His name is Gabumon. Hey, that's like your name! Wow! Good point, right? Yeah, yay. Okay. Okay. He is a lot better than Magnamon.

Yeah, that guy sucks dick. Fucking dork. Fucking nerd-ass, stink- nerd ass bitch can you imagine how how hard gabumon voted for pete budaj so excited to get to the polls to vote for pete budaj anyway um uh um okay this is the most efficient oh i'm sorry i'm sorry uh digital association allows you to have a digimon partner Anyway, okay, this is the most efficient. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Digital Association allows you to have a Digimon partner and the Digivice to Digivolve into your Digimon. Jesus Christ.

This is most efficient if you are a field agent like me. There are other humans at Digital Association, too. Like my friends, John and Lily. Yeah, you've got friends, right. Yeah. You get in touch with it by contacting our leader, Gabumon. To contact, find a place where you can get comfortable. Let yourself go limp and close your eyes. Already done.

Yep. Think of the Digimon you want to contact. You may see colors during the process After you are done You shree like to feel dizzy And drowsy And everything may look green If you have any questions

Or you just like to comment Post here Any other posts here? Yes, hello I'm Cold Weaver Interesting what you say about this organization I wonder how

can you join this? Besides from what you told us can you interfere to be more easy to join that organization? Thanks! Thanks for sharing your experience and thanks for joining.

Okay, Cold Weaver. I could try to get you in, but I can't guarantee it. No, of course not. If wrong you're in, you will see a Digiport pop up in your room. I'll try it tonight. Jesus fucking Christ.

Oh man, this really isn't cool. Anyway, I'll try it tonight. If you don't see anything in the next few days, you tell me. I'll see what's going on. I still recommend trying to contact, though. It's really cool. You will love it. I love things that are cool.

Okay. Yeah. My name is W cool. Okay. Yeah. My name is Wrecker13. I want to know more about this digital association. Are there any qualifications that need to be met to be part of it? The only qualifications that you

are that you believe in Digimon and you're willing to risk your life to save the real world. Right. Okay. Got it. Done. Done.

Don't worry, and here is the truest statement you'll ever hear in your life. Don't worry. No human has ever died before. Oh. Okay. All right. Yep.

We're good. I will be honest Usually people get injured And there are broken bones Well the job is dangerous Have you ever had experience with Digimon What kind of experience

I have the vast majority Of my time with them was in the interlude realm My time in the digital world Was brief I am strong, fast, and brave So none of that concerns me much vast majority of my time with them was in the interlude realm. My time in the digital world was brief. I am strong, fast, and brave, so none of that concerns me much. Is there anything else I should know? Let's do fucks. Is the interlude realm what happens when commercials happen in the middle of a Digimon episode?

Okay, well, Wrecker, I love that you're interested. I love that you're interested, but you should know the process of being recruited. First, you sign some paperwork. Oh, shit, I'm out. Signing? Like, with a name? Yeah, yeah. You have to sign some paperwork.

You also, this part's going to suck, you also take a personality test to decide what Digimon partner will be. Oh, Myers-Briggs bond. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ASMRmon. ASFP. Who gives a shit? I'm totally a Miranda-mon.

Okay. You then choose which Digivice you want. fucking boost loved that that must be joke for sure he loved it okay so uh so anyway you take your personality quiz right right? Then our leader, Gabumon, will take you to a huge computer. They'll hook your Digivice up to the computer where they'll download your name, information, and your partner's name. They'll download the name. Yep. Okay. That's why the computer needs to be so big.

Yeah. Because, like, how many letters are in a name right like it could be like nine yeah um the digivice will be keeping track of your progress once you are recruited you'll be trained to fight and digivolve your digimon you will also learn all the rules and functions of your digivice what do you mean that your time in the digital world was brief? Have you already been there? If so, how?

And then, scene change! Because again, this thread goes on for fucking ever, and I don't want to read Gabumon anymore. Kumquatsop, you've got Gabumon. Oh, no! Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's yours.

I will read 40 pages. No. I'm throwing this baton at your head. Gabumon is being controlled by a virus. Well, he was bad before, but the virus made it worse.

Cool. It makes him stronger than a Mega Level. He's like Super Ultimate. Plus, some of the Digimon can't Digivolve to Mega yet. We don't have enough humans either.

Not even half the Digimon in Digital Association have partners. That's why I have been on so many slates to get more members. Contacting will somehow let Gabumon know where you are. It's like a mind

thing. Oh, one of those mind things. I got it. Yeah. I think contacting makes your mind open to the Digimon. I'm sure they could find you if they were on this page. Even

putting the town you... What? Even putting the town you live in on your profile will be enough to find you. Hey, I'm Snoofles. Oh, yeah! What a cool dude. I do not give out personal information on the internet

I would like to trust you but I really can't be absolutely sure until I see a Digimon see if you can arrange for a Digimon to be on this page at a set time I operate on Pacific time so make sure I know when the time is here. That's what that says. Proof of life? How many recruits at Digital Association can evolve their Digimon to Mega, or have a lot of Digimon in their

X-Rose loaders? Is Devimon still intelligent? Or has the virus made him completely insane? Insane? In the membrane. Only about

half of us have got that far. We don't have any kids with exrosloters. Yeah, that's what you say. Yeah, not many people want more than one Digimon. Devimon is is smart but when you get on his nerves then he loses it btw i didn't mean you echo alley had to give out informatio it was just an example

okay really nobody if the food problem has a solution, I'll be your first. Eat me. What? Does that mean we should eat you? Is that what you mean? I think that's what Sniffles means, yeah. Reference to not included post about logistics of feeding Digimon. No. Try to arrange for a Digimon to be on this webpage.

Then maybe they can find me. It is extremely difficult for me to focus. There, there's a truth statement, finally. Digimon on a webpage. Hey, I mean, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm glad, I'm glad. First of all, thank you so much, Dr. Interrogative. It's a good name.

I like it. I like saying it out loud, Dr. Interrogative. It sounds good to say out loud. That dude fights crime in the 1950s. For sure. But yeah, so we've learned a bunch of this religion. We've learned how cool these people are and how much I want to be friends with all of them. But what I haven't really heard about, like I've heard about kind of like some sort of summoning stuff.

What I haven't heard about is like what what I really would like is like, totally real actual Digimon encounters, right? Wouldn't we all like that? Hey, shut the fuck up, man! Oh god! Oh god, I'm glad I found you guys! Oh god, down here in my basement, locked up. Oh god, I've been looking for you.

Okay, oh shit! I saw something on my roof! Literally, what are you smoking? Oh my god! Most of the things I find is what I put in there. Okay. Oh, shit. I saw something on my roof. Literally, what are you smoking? Oh, my God. Most of the things I find is what I put in there. There's so many things. There's a lot of stuff in the parking lot you can smoke. Oh, fuck.

All right. Oh, I'm so... If you can light it, you can smoke it. It's true. Prove me wrong. Oh, fuck. So, I don't know if I mentioned this before when I was screaming, but I saw something on my roof.

I don't know if you mentioned it either, honestly. Oh, fuck. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, shit. Anyways, my name's Conduit. You all know me. I'm the smoker of things.

Yeah. Oh, I know you guys and you don't really know me here but but i'm not one for bullshit because you know your boy conduit you know it's your boy uh or exaggerating in fact i'm pretty damn cynical all things considered right oh yeah so most of my experiences as a believer have happened well lucid dreamings or I hope actually astral traveling. I've done some fucking smoking, bro. All right. Now, they don't always

chalk up to much, but they add up over time, right? It's a cumulative effect. All right. You smoke kratom and what, what, baby? You see how many words is in this, right? Why do you keep adding words to this? Oh my god, there's another page!

I'm pinwheeling my hands right now. Oh no! Alright. Oh! Okay. God damn it. You ruined it. I could have ruined my entire voice. You ruined it. I could have ruined my entire voice.

You ruined it, Boots. Boots, you ruined it. Fucking Boots. This is all you. Your fault. You made this voice. Anyway, you want to tell me about seeing something on a roof or some shit? Yeah!

Today I had my first winking experience, right? I think it got me kind of shook. So I ran out at the bottom flat of a giant house. The house is two stories and has four different units in it. It's a huge building that reaches a crown in the middle, brother. I live on the corner of an intersection

in the middle of town. There is only empty lot behind my place. No other houses in viewing distance. That should set the sight for you enough, right? I live in a house. Thanks for the story. There is a place, and then there's other places. Right?

Yep. I was walking back home from a trip to the grocery store down the block, lugging my bag along. I was walking by myself, not really paying attention to anything, when I turned the corner and saw my house just across the street. As I raised my head up, I see, clear as fucking day, a small, furry white creature with a long blue tail and yellow paws sitting on the pointed peak of the roof. I was half a block away. He popped a smoke off of me.

Yeah, and then we smoked some shit and I smoked that thing. But I clearly saw it raise its right paw in almost a wave before turning in a circle and completely vanishing. It looked like a small Gatomon.

Alright? Awesome. DeviantArt sexy Gatomon. Cool? Awesome. DeviantArt sexy Gatomon. Cool. Have fun. Yeah. Oh, I'm having fun. Your dick is enjoying today. I was pretty stunned, but that wasn't even

the craziest part. After that Gatomon, or whatever it was, was gone, the whole event immediately left my mind. After that Gatomon, or whatever them titties was, was gone. The whole event immediately left my mind. After the Gatamon or whatever them titties was, the whole event immediately left my mind. I was almost in a fog.

I walked inside, unloaded my groceries and my balls, sat down to work on a project and maybe half an hour later, the memory flooded into me as clear as day. I remember when I saw maybe something and it waved and it was like a second long. Yeah.

And then my house was there. Yeah. And the same way memories of my lucid dreams sometimes come back to me in the middle of the day. Now I'm here writing. I'm here. It's in listening writing and I'm pretty shook up. It was vivid.

It was there. It was real, but I'm not sure if it was actually a gun I'm on. Cynically, I suppose it could have been anything, but it looked like it. I believe that when I saw Waved His Paw, I turned. I was left in a bit of a fugue state and only time let me pop out of it. I don't know. I'm interested

to see if anybody else has this kind of experience. Also, show me your tits! Uh, Boots? We got some more real-life experiences here with real-life Digimon. And my name's

deleted. I just want to ask you this question. Is the military involved with Digimon? Yeah, probably. I'm just curious to see if anyone's ever had physical experiences regarding Digimon? Yeah, probably. I'm just curious to see if anyone's ever had physical experiences regarding Digimon. In my experience,

there was a time when I thought a Digimon was trying to get in contact with me. My eyes would flick on and off and I would see and often feel dark shadows around me.

I'm not sure exactly what it was. It was even Digimon related at all, but it was pretty eerie. But because I've never really felt like I was in danger, I assumed it must have been my partner or something. It's been years since that, though.

So it's safe to say whatever it was has probably moved. Lol. Yeah, I'm Persian. Wow. I guess this counts as physical but socomon socomon above me made the most creepy prediction years ago oh she came out of the blue and told a couple of the tamers living in my city that one of her partners told her that a digimon was trying to enter the real world using some building or something and the cb, admittedly, we were all just like, yeah, that's nice, Sokomon.

Except two days later, a very secretive branch... All right, all right. That was great, buddy. Cool. Two days later, a very secretive branch of the Air Force whose job... The job of the air force whose job the job of the the job of the branch okay there's a job description says potentially operating domestically in hazardous

environments such as radioactive or biological without warning was sent into the cbd where part of it was closed off the military said it was an anti-terrorism exercise however being more knowledgeable about how the military works now that that just seems off to me. They usually warn people all the time if they're doing any kind of training, particularly if it disrupts anyone, even if it's more creepy because a lot of roles in the Air Force require degrees in IT-related

fields, like programming or software engineering, counterterrorism. It's usually left up to the Special Forces, not a random Air Force branch. Anyway, that event has always stuck with me. That sure is an event that you described. Man, that's that shit. All right, whoa, my fuck.

Damn. Thanks, Perzon. This is the wildest thing in the motherfucking thread. Why are you holding a lighter up to your own ball sack right now the fuck you doing with your lighter stupid trying to get myself an encore all right this is the wildest thing in the fucking thread makes you wonder how far it might go if the government is interfacing with the DW and crossover mons, that's something we need to know about.

We demand knowledge mon. Alright. I'm sorry, Nutshell. Please proceed. Fuck. Fuck. Thanks, God. I'm sorry, Nutshell. You had something here?

Yeah, it's me LeapFox again okay, so apparently earlier today in Scarborough a part of Toronto, there was an explosion at a construction site that knocked out power to the surrounding areas when I drove by the area shortly afterwards

the police had blocked off the road at both ends and there were paramedics on scene however later, the radio reported that no one was injured. When I drove by again, when the police reopened traffic, there were no signs of an explosion. Though that in itself may not be too unusually, I had just heard on the radio that there will be solar storms hitting Earth in the coming days, starting today, causing the roar to be visible in the area. Well, technically, just north of Toronto due to light pollution. But anyway, though it may all be a coincidence, the two events coinciding seems a little fishy to me, you know.

Could the explosion have been Digimon related and the power outage and Aurora be due to a disruption in the digital plane? I checked my shaman cards about it and they told me to stay alert. Oh fuck, what are my shaman cards saying right now? That the truth is often hidden and to trust my companions. So something might be up and I'm going to talk to Rave about it tonight. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. My name's Inky Digi Heart. Oh, that's Inky Digi Heart's music. Oh, shit. Oh, my Lord.

I got something to say. I know who has always been my partner without me realizing. Warning, long post ahead, but I want to say how I exactly feel and maybe hopefully get answers I believe it's a shout mod somehow through originally and I maybe it still is ever since I was 10 years old I saw fusion for the first time shout mod caught my attention fully and strongly and I just felt a link to him ever since I was 10 years old but my Digimon partner could actually be shoutmon because my link towards Shoutmon was rekindled

when I was 17 years old again, and it got even stronger, but back then I wasn't sure if they were real, so it was pretty heartbroken, but when I was around 18 years old and onward, my belief became stronger and stronger the more I believed. I felt almost like a tug or a pull or even stronger,

and recently I heard his voice and I felt him and see him too but why do i also see a yellow goldman too i don't understand could it be multiple partners i don't know but for some reason shout mon has always caught my attention ever since i was a kid we have absolutely different personalities shout mon is a hot fiery personality and he's always rambunctious and energetic sure i'm like that sometimes but he's way more we have similarities we're both really loud we like singing and music we live for adventure and fun we both love food we protect the ones we love keep going come on i can't just be here come on baby we protect the ones we love no matter the

risk no matter what we both take time for somebody to gain our trust i first saw fusion when i was 10 years old my mom was having back surgery and was interested in fusion much yet but loved sonic x one day though i felt a pull almost as if someone was telling me come on come on watch it give me a chance already so i did what i was told of me and i wasn't interested until that little rocking dragon appeared on the screen when mikey first found him i was like hmm then he was healed in an action i fell sexy and love he was absolutely so cool and i loved his behavior his personality his voice everything it was like i felt a strong connection to him all the time but i forgot fusion for a few love he was absolutely so cool and i loved his behavior his personality his voice everything it was like i felt a strong connection to him all the time but i forgot fusion for a few years but

it was as if he was just constantly trying to rekindle our bond as if he'd never given up on me now i heard his song way uh lot longer than i have with a yellow gullimon which could you set the yellow gullimon to send a message? Thoughts? No. None. You covered it. Yeah, I don't... And with that, F-Bloss,

what did we learn from Digimon Project Digiclips religion? A real religion for real people. Don't let your kids watch cartoons. And by kids, I mean from infancy till they move out, if they ever move out.

They're not going to move out if they watch cartoons. I have an issue. Oh, no! I'm offended and mad that this whole time you've been running the F+, as this

recruitment scheme for your religion. It's not going great, but I'm trying. Well, because, you know, they say that the truth is hiding in plain sight, Lemon. Or should I say Lemon? Wow.

That was a hell of a buildup. Were you sitting on that the entire episode? He was. Probably. The whole time? What would have happened? Like, serious question. Serious question.

What would have happened if somebody else would have done Le Mans earlier? Would you have still done that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay. Would have been Boots Man. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. I learned that I can still enjoy sitting through a kumquat joke setup.

Yeah. Yeah, so, I mean, the thing is, is like, okay, so there's like the one that we were on, right? By the way, I just wanted to give one a one more uh big thanks to uh dr rich rogative uh saying that this document sort of like went through a bunch of different uh iterations that sort of like mining the stuff iterations or uh evolution digivolutions yeah thank you thank Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, the stitch is distended. But, like, okay, so there was, like, digimonbelievers.foremotion.com, and, like, that site got closed down, obviously, for deep state reasons, I assume. But then, like, there's other different Digimon religion sort of things that have existed. And we've touched on this, like, at the very beginning of this podcast. We touched on Digimon religion and stuff. So this idea of...

Do you mean Religimon? Oh, there. There's a Religimon. Religimon. Religion Digimon. Yeah, do you believe in Digivolution or Digitelligent Design? Yeah, there we go.

That's good. I mean, you should come to my museum with several... I have Jesus riding atop Monty Mon. I wish I knew more of these Mons. Agamon, there we go. Do you? What do you think you were looking for?

I wish. If there's one thing I've done in my life wrong... I'm going to DeviantArt and I'm posting pictures of tits for you, Bunny Brad. Thank you for that. These are some good tits, man. These are some good cartoon tits. Decent cartoon tits. You got them. Yep.

I just want to say about this talk, I thought it would be pretty kind of shitty. Can you put that in an iTunes review for me? I think I did. But I loved it. And I love Dr. Interactive. And I love Digimon.

And I'm a believer. And yeah. I want to marry whichever sexy whatever mon that was. Tiddymon. The red thing. I'm going to fuck that later. I'm going to jump in here to say our website is thefpl.us

where we have all of our episodes as well as stickers and sometimes some other merch, depending. We do it limited edition. Uh, but at some point, we're going to have hats.

So, we'll have hats up on the website once we have those hats in. Our forum is ballpits, uh, B-A-L-L-P dot I-T. That's still going strong.

And we are no longer tweeting. No longer, no longer tweeting. So if you're interested in tweet-like things, you can choose to call them toots if you wish. That's up to you. But that's at the F plus at mastodon dot world. Mastodon dot world slash at the F plus. That's for our toots. Also, there's some fun sites at ahoylemon.xyz

if you've never been. There's a lot of dumb websites that I've made that still make me happy. So you should check them out too, including a new one that will gaslight you. If it wasn't already apparent, this outro was recorded later. In fact, I recorded this outro

337 days after this episode was recorded. Editing is recorded later. In fact, I recorded this outro 337 days after this episode was recorded. Editing is hard sometimes. Anyway, bye! When will I head for the moon's sea?

When will I take a hold of heaven? When will I hold my hand and say When will I suffer from a shake of heaven? St. Obama