The F Plus - 381: Let's Pollute The Planet!

Episode Date: December 20, 2022

Of course, there's a lot of different ways for people to internalize their own effect on the environment, but the subjects of this episode have become super horny about it. We're starting things out on clips4sale reading the description of videos where women pollute the environment, then over to F List for some perverted pollutin' profiles, and finally closing with some Lorax/Fern Gully slashfic that probably didn't need to happen. This week, The F Plus is a maybe on canonballing.

Let's get an erection. Let's pollute the planet. Let's go to the F-list. Let's listen to the F+. Oh no, it's the Planeteers! They're here to listen to the F-Plus Podcast! A terrible podcast! Let's run with enthusiasm!

And they've got boot train gear! Pumping on the gas pedal, she let those new fluids flow through her. A second later, a massive backfire ripped out of both exhaust pipes. A huge black cloud of smoke signaling the hunt was about to begin. Her engine cut with a steady... BORED ATTACKS! Toxic Crusaders, Toxic Crusaders! Shell game!

I honestly don't know what it is, but milking machines, facilities, buildings, anything trying to contain a hyper-size or output that can only strain, buckle, spray pinprick leaks, and bulge outwards. I love this. All of this. Ask me for a link to my archive of it. Our special guest, Kendrick

Lobstar. The raptor's cock was in full view of her just in front of her grill as he filled her oil. And Lemon. She wears a nice sexy summer dress with nude stockings and Louboutin 130mm hot chick high heels. At the end, she takes them off for you while the engine is still running.

Come on, man, I was going to do that. Yeah. It's just my man funk. It'll funk you to the cradle rocks. It's just my man funk. It'll let you know what sex you are. It's just my man funk. Hey, F+. Oh, hey, Lennon. Hi.

Hi, Lennon. Oh, hi. Hey, are you all reducing your carbon footprint? What's that? What are any of those words that you just said? So you have feet, right? Never mind, never mind.

I said feet. So let's just talk about feet for a while. I think I have feet. Hold on. Individual action is nothing compared to the action of corporations. Yeah, and they're not going to take action, so don't worry about it. Corporate feet.

You need those feet to run from the bombs. Okay. Well, so this is good. We're going to talk about a not particularly environmentally conscious subject, and that is the internet.

Bitcoin. Nope, nope, nope. This is not about Bitcoin. This is not. Play cards. This is not about Bitcoin. Actually, it might be about Bitcoin at some point. But this is a document about pollution fetishists. So we got this document recently, and I have been haranguing Boots about daily to want to read this episode.

It is a document put together by Sinestro and Ludwig Tickenstein, and it is called This Ain't Captain Planet XXX. I will read the intro in full. Some of us live in fear that atmospheric pollution will bring life on Earth to an end. Some of us jerk off to it. After all, fear and arousal are basically the same thing, right? The intersection of bad smell fetishists, garbage fetishists, and pedal pumpers, pollution fetishists want to watch the world burn. They get off on littering, smog, and, for some reason, unsafe working conditions.

Hell yeah, screw you, Oceans. See, that one's a normal one. Why are we making fun of that one? Yeah, so this is, you know, just a peculiar predilection that I'm sure is held by, what I'm going to

assume, right off the bat, is probably it's a fetish that I bet is held by what I'm going to assume right off the bat is probably it's a fetish that I bet is held by objectively good people, right? That is my assumption going in. Definitely not horrifying. When I imagine a person who sits there and watches as they erase the number

of days since the last accident and write a big zero on that board and go, mmm! I think... That one guy sweating in the back of the room, that's like, yeah, turn it to a zero, turn it to a zero. Alright, Randy, come on.

Put on your hard hat. Wish that were my job. God, I wish that were me. When a guy falls into a vat and dies. So yeah, so we're going to start off again God, I wish that were me. When a guy falls into a vat and dies. So, yeah. So, we're going to start off, again, Sinestro Ludwig Tickenstein, thank you so much for this document. We're going to start off with the tamest part of this document, which is clips for sale. Yay.

Uh-oh. Yep. Uh-oh. Big uh-oh there. Yep. People getting their heads clipped off. It's going to get grosser from here. I hate this name.

Yeah. So I'm just going to start things off here. You're going to like me. I'm going to click on this because one thing I love about Clips for Sale is the animated gif. Oh, there's not an animated gif here. That's too odd. That should probably be an incognito mode, huh?

You have to mouse over it. Eh. Yeah. Eh. Alright, so here we go. My name's Little Charlotte Secret World. I've made 7,009 pornographic clips for you. Good. Well, they're also small. Hold on, I'm gonna skip forward

to page 219. Close-ups of my uvula. Extreme close-ups. Oh, he's a cartoon man. Once again, clips from a sale is the spaghetti against the wall method. Do you want this? There's so many videos. Do you want this?

Anyway, my video is called Money Waste and Air Pollution. TV and eating something. Money waste. air pollution. TV and eating something. Money waste. Here we go. Tiny, shiny, black leggings for a great butt views. And if possible, a shiny bra

in black or red. If possible. This was a custom request, so this is what this person asked for. Your car stands in a forest at a place where the nature is really nice with lots of trees or bushes. Let the engine run open the car door. Make you lips with shiny red lip stick or lip glows while you play with the gas pedal. And blow dirty exhaust in the nature while you ree with the gas pedal and blow dirty exhaust in the nature

while you reeve the car. Say that you will blow out all my money out of the exhaust pipe. Money is capitalized because I have respect for money. Now stand up and go behind you, car, to look to the exhaust pipe and say that you have to park narur to the nature to blow the dirty exhaust directly between or against the trees or buses. Buses?

The buses? Yeah. The buses of nature? Nature's bus. Yeah, the buses of nature? Nature's bus. The buses of commerce. Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the right side of the bus, you'll see... Wait a minute. It's us.

Go back to He Car. Drive nearer to the tree and look again to the pipe while the engine runs. Make some nice butt shoots from your shiny black li-ging while you do that.

So he just thinks it's called li-gings. Just consistently saying that. Make some nice butt shots from you standing near the pipe and shake you sexy ass and standing near the pipe. And shake you sexy ass. And look a the pipe.

Shake you sexy ass. Like Mario, look at the pipe. Say that the dirty exhaust is great to pollute the nature. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Actually, I'm going to change voices here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Actually, I'm going to change voices here. to blow more dirty exhaust directly in the forest. Say that you like to pollute the air with dirty exhaust gas and waste my money. This is a weird Little John song.

I remember this one. Yeah, it was really popular when I was in school. You should also stand up while you rev with on feet on the gas pedal and one feet on the floor of the forest. Make a lot of butt views from you sexy feet on the floor of the forest. Make a lot of butt views from you sexy ass. A lot of butt views. So the views are from the ass? So like it's ass

POV. A lot of editing. A lot of back and forth shot, reverse shot. Yeah, show me that car seat. I mean, this is good for a sale. I expect quality. Yeah, a lot of butt views. While you do the pollution and the money waste, talk in the clip a lot

about my money. That is real good to make the air full of dirty exhaust and make a big polluting in the nature. That was the request. It was fulfilled. Thank you so much for Little Charlotte's Secret World. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She made this video.

It's got the category of pedal pumping. It's kind of weird that we've trained AI to just make its own requests. We've trained it and they got away from us and now it's doing this. And then

actually the very same requester came back with another request that was also fulfilled by Little Charlotte's Secret World. Boots, can you take that one, please? Sure. This one's called Forest Pollution, Custom Outdoors. Not that generic shit. Yeah, also from Little Charlotte's Secret World. The action is nearly the same, but you should rev and pollute the air with my expensive gasoline in your bikini outfit at the same forest place in the nature. See, last request.

The car stands directly by the small tree with the exhaust pipe showing directly into the small tree, which is a different one. You stand first behind the car to show my... That is okay. I was like... I had to use the cursor to see if this was the same sentence that I hadn't skipped along. Yeah, no, it's hard. You stand first behind the car to show Mai the poor tree. Say,

Thank you for the gasoline. Now I find a good way to waste your money. Let's this nice tree with dirty exhaust gas now go to the driver's door. Sit down and star the engine. Oh, we're not allowed to quote anymore.

Okay. Make you lips with shiny red lip of a stick or lip of a gloss while you play with the gas pedal and blow dirty exhaust against the poor tree. Say, oh yes, it makes really fun to pollute

the air. I blow out all your money out of the exhaust pipe to the tree behind my exhaust pipe so this is actually commentary on gas prices yeah this is yeah yeah go now behind the car to look to the exhaust pipe and tree make some sexy butt view from you and you sexy bikini and shake you but while you take a look while you take a look to the tree say oh that was not enough dirty exhaust to the tree the trees I guess thank you

make a biker pollution to the nature now go back to the driver's door now you should stand behind the car with on feet on the pedal and one on the forest floor. Make some nice butt shots from you standing in the car door and shake you sexy ass. Say ye this dirty exhaust is great to pollute the nature.

Rev the car engine a lot to blow more dirty exhaust directly into the tree. Smile and say tree! Smile and say tree! Tree! I like this big air pollution. Go at least to the tree and kick him with your feet. Oh, it's a guy! Wow!

What did the tree do? That's extra. That's tree, man. All right. Poor tree. Say, now you are not alive, I hope. Yeah, I get that one. At least you say, now I feel great and can drive home.

You wonder why the forest is dying? Now you know the answer. Wow. Wow. I'm going to try drawing out what he said. So behind the car door, foot on the pedal, one on the forest floor. Wait a minute. For $5.99, apparently you can just see it all in action.

What does she got? Dying foot legs? I'm more curious, though. Oh, it's a very small car. Never mind. I'm just trying to though. Oh, it's a very small car. Never mind. I'm very curious. Yeah, I'm very curious, though. Does she say all of these things exactly as they're written?

Yeah, that's what I'm hoping. She's like, oh, oh, that enough for you, tree. I hope you is dead now. Ha! She never closed the quotation from Thank You for the Gasoline, so. She could never stop talking.

Everything from that point was actually just the quotation. I just imagine there's two trees, and one of them's like, hey man, what is she doing? I don't know, she just keeps yelling at me, and now she's kicking me. Portax, what's Lexi up to? Now here we're Lexi, okay, Lexi. Lexi littering while driving.

From Hot Car Girls. Hot Car Girls. 471 clips on the website. FYI. See Lexi in her old polluting car in this video. This rotten car without a catalytic converter is very bad for nature and the environment. That's why Lexi drives a lot in the forest and this time you can accompany her.

She's just, she's not just happy with air pollution. So she decides to throw all of the trash she has in her car out the window. So she drives slowly through the pitiful forest while cleaning up the interior. C she drives slowly through the pitiful forest while cleaning up the interior. Category. Driving.

Related categories. Riding in car. Pedal pumping. Fetish. Reving. Fantasies. Fetish? Fetish. For sale. Alright. Keyword. Hot. Girl. Lexi. Car. Driving. Reving. Pedal pumping. Riding. Litter. Littering. Forest.

Trash. Pollution. Fetish. Price $9.99. bumping, riding, litter, littering, forest, trash, pollution, fetish. I mean, you know, listen. Price $9.99. It's $9. Like, you know, what else are you going to do with the $9? I'm looking at the hot car girls. They've got 500 clips. Yep, most of them are girls vacuuming.

Well, no, I mean, like, I would say that, like, you know, they seem to specialize. As far as I can tell, they seem to specialize in revving. Hey, there's one throwing plastic bottles and littering. Come on. But Boots, what did you find on that page? Oh, I found Abrel vacuuming herself. It's a bikini girl with a vacuum tube. She is using a car vacuum, so it's on brand.

And making a vacuum stick to your skin and then letting it go is like a way of making a vacuum rev. And also, I don't know what you all find sexy, but I scrolled down just a little bit to Shirley texting on the bed. Of course I am. Don't call me Shirley. No, she really is, though.

She is absolutely texting on the bed for six minutes. Oh, Christina driving in reverse for ten minutes. They just play the video backwards. You can do this. Backwards, girls. Is that a thing? Some of these videos have some really good font work.

Yeah. And then another one from Hot Car Girls. Hot Car Girls. Shel, if you'll take Crystal there. Crystal? Oh, Crystal. Christelle. Christelle, batteries in water. Such a hot

day. It's so hot, Christelle wears her swimsuit while she's in a forest. She forgot to get to a lake. Look at how hot it is. When she came back from taking a break from the forest, Crystal finds lots of batteries in their car.

She asks you what she's going to do with it. Now, she gets a great idea. Crystal knows there is a beautiful, a beatiful river in the neighborhood. Beatiful, yeah. So why not, why not droping these dirty batteries over there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Makes sense. Christelle doesn't hesitate and drives towards the river. So, there she goes, opening the plastic and picking out the batteries one by one, and she throws them all in the nice and clean water, not giving a fuck about polluting the water.

Christelle is polluting in a very sexy way with her arrogant look. How long is this video? It's nine minutes. And how much would that cost me? $9.99. There is a keyword here that I really like. Water arrogant. Yeah, water arrogant.

Water arrogant. How many clips do you want? Let's find out. Water arrogant. I want water humble. You've got polystyrene in water. You've got Sadie revving Opel Cabrio. There's Christelle there.

Then there's Abrel smoking above water. Ooh, Abrel, you're multitasking. Like Jesus. This one's 13 minutes long. It's called meat revving. Yeah, hell yeah. She puts ground hamburger at the exhaust of a car and then rubs the engine into it. Boy, that is not what I thought that would look like.

That is pretty sexy. I don't know what I thought you were describing. That's smoked meat right there. I don't know what I thought you were describing, but... That's smoked meat right there. Oh. That's almost stepping into Kendrick's territory, actually. Hey, man. I got one thing and I do it well.

Portex, Lexi's back. Lexi's back and pollutier than ever. Lexi aggressive Lexi aggressive revving near horses. Again, two horses are like, hey man, what's she doing? It's probably hot. Another hit from

the hot car girls, by the way. Lexi is here in this video. Oh, okay, that's good. She parked her old car near some ponies, possessive, and horses in the meadow. In the beginning, she's acting kind of friendly towards them, but in short time, she tells the ponies, spelled accurately this time,

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Go to the veterinarian, like, I don't know why they keep coughing so much. I don't like one of the keywords in this one. Let's see here. Hot girl car revving, pedal pumping, wet look, tight pants. Those are separate, right? High heels, bra.

She's got tight. She is tight. She wears pants. High heels, bra, gassing, exhaust, smoke, horses, hard. Hard. I don't want to know what else is in gasping. What is gasping? All right, you all look it up.

I'm not doing it. It's $11.99, by the way. Yeah, that makes sense. Well, that's actually cheaper because it's 11 minutes long. No, it is 11 minutes long. Thanks for the discount. Okay, this is Ms. Curious revving and littering. This is from a channel

called Ms. Curious Reving. Have a guess at what's on that channel? 27 clips. The top video from Ms. Curious Reving is titled, Ms. Curious Reving Ruins a Picnic. It's like a Looney Tunes title card there. Our picnic is ruined. The Berenstain Bears book.

Yeah. They're running away. bear's book. Yeah. They're running away. Ms. Curious left work a little earlier so she can make use of the last daylight. She wants to relax

a little from a long, hard day. Her favorite way to blow off some steam? Guesses? Guesses? She buys a Happy Meal and throws it into the sky and it lands on her head.

That would be destructive to the environment. But actually, she starts the engine and pumps the gas best with a nice pair of high heels on her feet and a cigarette in her hand, while Ms. Curious gently revs her little

smart, polluting the air with her exhaust fumes, she realizes the trash in her car and decides to use the opportunity to clean up her car. She talks to the camera on the passenger seat and how she just throws

the trash out the window. Lots of trash ends up in the grass. In not the grass. And all that time, Ms. Curious keeps her engine running and revs exhaust gazes into the air. Twice the pollution, twice the fun. Hell yeah, brother! twice the pollution,

twice the fuck. Hell yeah, brother! Oh, good, there's subtitles. Oh my god. This next one's very enjoyable. Kendrick, if you'll take the very next one in the list here. This is a good name. Spoiled brat car emissions.

Mimi Footnip. 212. I want to point out that you gave me feet. And I, oh, it's the worst. 212 clips. Let me just click a random page here. Oh, she's, all right, well. She's only feet.

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. That's not what I thought I'd see her doing. All right. Mimi likes to run her car and pollute the environment. She tosses all the garbage out of her car, doesn't care. She even throws her shoes out and decides to buy more. She hates EVs and talks about how she likes to be comfortable and run her car as much as she likes. She likes to blast the AC

and keep the windows open and doors open. Fuck it. Dad's everywhere being like, come on! Come on, what are you doing? You're wasting the energy. Oh, related categories. Flip-flops.

Brat girls. Dangling. Keywords. Car emissions. categories flip-flops brat girls dangling keywords car emissions bmw mimi footnip you know thinking about it i feel like more uh pornography synopsis uh should close with fuck it yeah i mean there are so many clips of her stomping on a um uh you know cylindrical object i guess i'll say you know there are a lot of a lot of these ladies seem to just not care about how they about how they're littering and you know I feel like it would be hotter if they were more contrived. I think I'm in the wrong business. Yeah.

If you want to get the destroying the earth business, apparently it's really liquid. Yeah, you want to put hot dogs in an air fryer on clips for sale. At this point, I've got an electric car. I'm going to have to get another one. I guess this is an Opel. Or, like, you could, like, you could, like, be in an electric guitar and, like, electric...

You could be in an electric guitar. You could be in an electric guitar. You know what? You're right. I could also be an electric guitar. Yeah, that would actually get you quite a bit of interested internet followers. Just get some humbuckers in you and you're all set. Sexy internet guitar throws trash out the window.

You have to let me into the concert. My boyfriend is the guitar. There's a peculiar... All right, yeah, lady, we all know he's the guitar. Women love a guy who can be a guitarist. You know how many people tell me they're the guitarist's girlfriend? Coming to the end of this particular section, but I think Boots.

This is, I believe, I mean, I'm going to choose to believe that her name is Jamie Insaney Hell yeah brother Jamie Insane Jamie Insane She's got 9000 clips or wait no sorry 900 clips 945

Perfectly reasonable Yeah this is My name is car cranking and' and Flooded Engines. Jamie Insane revving an exhaust smoke. Big smoke, hard revving. Jamie cranks and full throttle revs an old Buick that has been sitting for several years. She blows the carbon out of the motor and cleans it out. After she blows out all the black smoke and fills up the whole area with smoke and pollution,

she then puts the pedal to the metal on the road. What else is she filling the area with besides I mean, the smoke is the pollution. 945 clips. What are the related categories there? Not applicable. Okay, any keywords? Not applicable.

Not applicable. Hold on, I want to see what it's most popular and least popular was I don't want this video to be findable through anything It's most popular is Triple X girl girl car cranking stuck And it's least popular is

gorgeous Vietnamese female boarded Vietnam Aww If you reach very, very deep back into the F Plus archives, and I do not recommend that you do, we ended up spending some time on

the pedal pumping clips for sale many years ago. And here we are back, and I am still shocked at the amount of pedal pumping videos there are. Like, there's tens of thousands of videos of women in a car, like, not doing much with it. And that's it, right?

I mean, I'm not missing something here. No, that's all it is. There's some fetishes where it's just like, that's just the way. I mean, hey, these guys just know what gets their motor running. Why did I go to law school? Why did I do anything in my life? Why did I do? I could have just done this.

Yeah, you could have made dollars. Exactly how much do you think I'm making now man have you seen how often i'm online wait where can i find these dollars i need them in the trees uh uh and then uh and then actually uh kendrick if you'll close it off here, this section out with Experiment 2. Experiment 2.wmv by Black Lady. 1,512 clips. Black Lady is white, if you're curious. Oh my gosh.

Sure, why not? Another one that I don't know what I thought I was going to see when I clicked that, but loves throwing trash. I mean, was going to see when I clicked that, but... Jesus Christ. Loves throwing trash. You know, at 1,500 videos, she had to kind of cover a widespread. Loves throwing trash and waste everywhere and polluting the environment. Spilling soap and shampoo and spraying it with air. And spraying it with air. Yeah. She's

dressed in latex and fur. Category. Clothes destruction. Related categories. Food and object crush. 30 US dollars. Oh, well, that must

be a pretty long video then, right? Five minutes. Oh, the best five minutes you've ever paid for, though. Wow. The black lady is a bunch of different women, but they're all white. Oh, okay. So what's wrong on two separate? You're not a black nor a lady.

Yeah, not even one singular lady. Multiple ladies. I like this one is for $7 with chit-chat and smoking. So that was the tamest part of the document. So now that we're all done with F-List, or I'm sorry, now that we're all done with Oh no! Oh no!

We're going to move on to F-List. You can't make me! Oh, it's been a long time. Yeah, another sort of blast from the past. If you haven't seen or haven't listened to our F-List episodes, you should, because

they're fantastic. But they're essentially a place where people who want to have cyber sex with each other will look at... So you'll look at somebody else's profile right and then you're like well you're a furry duh and but also like here are the 45 000 things that you're into yeah and the 13 you're not and then and then from there you can figure

out whether or not uh we should crank it. It's pretty convenient. It is pretty convenient. But of course, it's not just personals ads. No, no, no. There's also really cool, hot, erotic stories. Oh, no. Such as the profile here. The profile of New Equestria.

Oh, no. We're bringing that back. Oh, no. This is singularity here. I see a picture of Rainbow Dash here. That means you've got to bust out your Rainbow Dash voice. Warning, the page you're about to enter may contain adult material. Yeah, it may.

It may. Who knows? Whoa. Face fetish. So, Shell, your name is, uh, so, Shell, your name is New Equestria. Can you tell me a little bit about yourself? Oh, sure thing. Equestria used

to be an idyllic and peaceful country where everyone was happy. Every pony was born with a certain special talent and pursued a life of enjoying their craft and making a living with it. It turned out, however, that on the international market, most of

equestrian goods were worthless. Despite the utopian looks of it all, equestria was on the verge of bankruptcy. To save the country, a revolution was necessary. The faraway Minotaur lands were industrialized.

And when the idea made Equestria, it was quickly picked up by flim and flam. Is this like the London Olympics opening ceremony? These brothers were brilliant inventors, salesmen, and marketers. Improving and adding upon the existing Minotaur technology, they set up an experimental factory with a conveyor belt system.

From start to finish, 50 employees performed simple actions to gradually assemble consumer goods that rolled past. As each employee could work on a different item at the same time, this pipeline approach was able to mass-produce goods in a matter of seconds. What's a pipeline?

I don't think they've industrialized very well. Zero days without an accident! We've also turned all the ponies into, you know, machines. Okay, very good. Yeah, of course. That is what happens. On a royal visit, Princess Celestia and Luna were so impressed that they immediately commissioned the construction of factories in all towns in order to mass produce. To mass produce, perhaps, plastic toy horses to sell to kids?

All towns. All towns. Every single one of them. The conveyor belt in Flamin' Flam's original factory was powered by their magic, but constantly feeding magical energy was exhausting. They soon got the idea to use the air pressure from boiling water heated by burning wood to rotate the conveyor wheels.

Also, they're horses. So, like, what does this have to do with them being horses? No, aren't they minotaurs? I thought they were minotaurs. Well, they commissioned to have The horse towns get factories The importance is that they're discovering

Steam power Their products aren't good because horses Made them and horses are idiots Cows, however, are extremely good At making products This is like a spin-off to Oddworld This all just sounds like horseplay to me. Thanks.

Appreciate that. Only three years later, every town in Equestria had at least two tall brick chimneys towering from factory buildings, pouring black smoke into the air. The country's economy was saved, but ponies' morale began to decline. The country's economy was saved, but ponies' morale began to decline. Instead of following their destiny and utilizing their special gift, ponies earned their living with the mind-numbingly boring and monotonous task of standing at a conveyor belt and repeatedly performing a single action. Hammering a piece of metal, tightening a bolt, or sorting items all day began to wear down on ponies' happiness. Awesome. So to that end, New Equestria,

we're going to scroll down a bit. What sort of things are you into? What are your faves? What are your favorite things? I think there's one very important one that explains everything. Is there? What's the first one? Is there actually a list here?

Yeah, yeah. Under faves, what's the first R? The first R? Oh, yeah. Under faves, what's the first R? The first R? Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, you have to click on their profile. One of my fave things, the first R here, racism. Yeah.

Yeah. Great. I'm also a realist, so let me explain to you. So racism is actually very realistic. In order for me to get off, I need to be able to believe that. Why are you leaving? Can I ask you a question? What are your no's?

Oh, you want to know my no's? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Great, excellent. Okay, thank you. So there are yes on vanilla sex, by the way They're a yes on scat torture And vanilla sex

Actually, you know what I actually New Equestria, I actually want to hear All of your faves I like every one of them Anything to get me away from my maybes Great Alright

Grimdark themes. Abrasions. Automobiles. Branding. Burning. Caging. Choking. Coercion slash blackmail. Corruption. Corruption again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

With the same spelling. I feel like it really corrupted. Danger. Death. Degrad it really corrupted. Danger. Death. Degradation. Depression. Dragons. Drug slash alcohol use.

Environmental destruction. Equines. Face slapping. Depression is one of my faves. Females. Flogging slash whipping. Hermaphrodites. Snails?

Impalement. Industrial accidents. Hell yeah, brother. Industrialization. Males. Mutilation. Non-sexual pain. Non-sexual torture. Nullification. Police brutality.

Pollution. Prey species. Racism. Realism. Roleplay perspective third person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sexism.

Females, goddammit. Slice of life. Smoking. Wait, females. Slice of life. Smoking. Social inequality. Storytelling.

Storytelling narrator. Sweat. Unethical practices. Uniforms. And verbal abuse Police brutality Police brutality I think I was a given with the racism

Oh my god I just realized I have hermaphrodites as a fave But way back down in maybes Is male herms Yeah yeah yeah Also humanoids is a maybe.

Humanoids is a maybe, and cuntboys is a maybe, and those are all above transgender. That's the last thing I'm willing to consider. Acrestia is watching a dragon get dressed, and it's a uniform like, and then they get into a car and they're like, they drive to a police department, they're like,

and then they start beating up a whole bunch of males who work in industry. I'd like to talk a little bit about cock and ball smothering. Oh yeah, that sounds great. Please talk about cock and ball smothering. Oh no, I don't know who you're talking about.

What, Boots? Everybody sit down. Everybody sit down, Everybody sit down. It's the act of smothering a character with a cock and or balls. Making it difficult to breathe. You know, honestly, I thought I was done with college,

but I'm learning. There are yes on multiple characters, so I'm glad that more than one character is in this. Interesting. Sometimes I like to smother than one character is in this. Interesting. Sometimes I like to smother my cock in balls of chloroform. Boy, there's a lot going on here. He's a yes for slapping somebody with his cock, but not being slapped in the cock.

He likes realistic vor and plot twists. Yep. Oh, hey, a plus! Are y'all. He likes realistic vore and plot twists. A heya, Flossie! Y'all jerking off over here? Yep, sure am. Cool! That's wonderful! My name is Carlos the Tiger and I'd like to jerk off with ya! What a cute little icon!

Yuck! The general rule is the cutesier the icon, the more horrifying. Not for me. I'm just a friendly tiger, and I'd love to jerk you off. I'm going to be real with you. This might be worse than the last guy. All right.

So I'm a huge, smelly, gassy white tiger who's into a bunch of gross stuff. I'm sure it's not that bad. Carlos was raised by a single father in a typical middle class home. Typical, save for the fact that he harbors immensely powerful and noxious body

odor, breath, gas, and shit that can kill others, or worse. His father possesses the same capabilities and worked to train him in a way as he grew up, cultivating his stanch and watching it get worse and worse as Carlos grew. Now fully grown and without need for a job due to his best friend Mel, you know Mel, Carlos mostly spends his days wreaking havoc using his stench and meeting other

lack-minded people so he can do that with as long as they themselves can survive it. So like he sexually wakened to like 90s gross-out humor? Is that my... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, just, just

cranking it to the jerky boys. Just, just, just cranking it to the jerky boys. This is too much. Just beating off to the creepy crawlers baking set toy. Oh, I bought the wrong cereal mascot. All right, all right. Interest video games.

Fuck it. Anyway, kinky stuff. As mentioned earlier, Carlos is naturally endowed with an ability to pass gas. Did John mention that part? Carlos farts extremely often, never quite runs out of gas, and his emissions always smell

extremely foul. Even at his least powerful, it's not uncommon to see flowers wilt, paint peel off the walls, or even people pass out and die when Carlos lets rip. He finds this fact about himself incredibly arousing as well, and he has mastered how to fart on command

and what to eat make his gas bad as possibly can be. Aside from his own smells, Carlos loves the foul stenches of others And needs his partner To stink quite a bit If he's going to be completely sexually satisfied If only there was an animal That's popular in the furry fandom

Known for smelling bad I just, huh You're thinking about a tiger A tiger A black and white animal That smells really bad Right,. A black and white animal. That sounds really bad. Right.

Right. Right. Black and white tiger. Yep. Absolutely. It's gross. You know your animals, Portex. I'm just going to go down. I'm just going to go down to my favorites.

Oh, that was so that was the kinky stuff then i have like a bunch of like uh super abilities yeah uh sure you've so the the red ones are are like custom ones that you've written but fortunately you've written a text for them yeah yeah yeah yeah no i just wanted to say like i have a bunch of super abilities, right? And that's all fine. But I also have a section called Less Kinky. Carlos can be played more subdued and really like if Hyper Stench isn't for you.

It's Less Kinky. Boo! Boo! Can you believe that I compromise? That's really sweet of him, actually. Maybe someone's just not into his entire life, and they just want to have a nice little domestic time with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I just want to tell you about a few of my favorite things. Yeah, what are some of your favorite things? Yeah, so a couple of some of my favorite things. Anti-clean, bad breath, belch kissing. Please read the description of belch kissing for me. Oh, belch kissing. Yeah, exactly what it says. A kiss far improved by belching and being absolutely disgusting through it.

Great, thank you. Yeah, burping. I like execution via stink. I like mutual stink. I like ruining fanciness. Ruining fanciness? Ruining fanciness. Using stenchciness? Ruining fanciness. I'm Brutus from Popeye cartoons.

Using stench to tear down fancy mansions, destroy expensive cars, just destroy whatever's supposed to be clean, good, and refined. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also shit breath. Then smelly romance and stink pollution and stink torture. Those are all really good. You know, farting, obviously. Hyperscat. Hyper Water Spirits.

Oh, we're getting to the hypers. Hyperscat. Hyperscat. Rimmen, I'll be on giving or receiving. I don't give a shit. Marsupials. That's a favorite. Slob.

Voluptuousness. Sure, voluptuousness? Sure, voluptuousness. Uh, but receiving stink is only in my yes column. He's a yes on frotting. I am a yes on frotting. After all of that, you're just a maybe on adultery. Yeah, I mean, I guess

it's okay. What are your no's? Well, it's like, I mean, like, if I, Shell your no's well it's like I mean like if I was gonna say like adultery for me is about it's about as hot as analvore well okay now it makes sense to me sort of two is sort of the same thing

but no humanoids ugh and then a word that Portax is going to pronounce is also my note. Kimono Mimi. It's like cat girls, dog girls. Okay, yeah.

I hate it. No. Lapines? Lapines are like bunnies. He's a maybe on insects but no on rabbits. Yeah, I hate mollusks though. Have you ever talked to a rabbit furry?

Okay. And also, like, breasts are great, right? We all love breasts. Yeah, but multiple breasts? One breast, please. Only one breast. Just really a hard no on unbirthing. Yeah, yeah, that's as bad as shaving.

I think it's weird that this is ostensibly a tiger who's only maybe into zoophilia. Okay, you're a yes on incest siblings, but you're a no, maybe on incest parental, and a maybe on incest in general. Incest in general, yeah, absolutely. He's a yes on cuddling, though. That one guy, that one guy,

Shell Game was into racism, but I'm a maybe on speciesism. Yes, thank you, I was into racism Yeah, okay, yeah, sorry He's a yes on death That was in your racism phase Remember when we all had a racism phase? That was fun

I'm surprised that he's only yes on skunks and not fave Yeah, again, it's tigers. It's the wrong kind of stinky. You want to be filthy stinky. He's not into stereotypes. That would be speciesism. You're right. I am guilty of

severe speciesism here. You're correct. He's clearly into stink by neglect, not stink by nature. Stink by nurture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see you've read that book. Alright, the very

last thing here out of F-list. Kendrick, do you think you can introduce us to Sturstenich? Sturstenich? Sturstenich. I even bother at that point. He's being coy. You don't know which way

he's going. I think you mean Samuel Stenich von Krauser Muffet III. He is a skunk, so now we get to the skunk. A striped skunk, specifically. So, Samuel Stenich von Krauser Muffet III? A striped skunk, specifically. Okay, so Samuel Stenich von Krauser Muffet III,

a striped skunk. His nicknames are, of course, Stench, Lord of Pollution, Pollution Incarnate. He's the current... What was your dad's name, by the way? Dante Stench.

What's your dad's name, by the way? Dante Stench. What's your mother's name? My mother? Oh, you mean Athena Stench? Wow, they must have lost the Devil May Cry license. Just a Karl Barks-esque family of these fetish skunks. Crying for a different reason. Hey, Sir Samuel, It's crying for a different reason. Um, um,

Hey, uh, uh, sir, Samuel, um, what's your, uh,

what are your hobbies? Mechanics, mostly creating new apparatus for polluting the world. And, uh, and you know, wine appreciation. What else would a 18 year old-old stinky striped skunk do?

Also, I guess I'll ask this question. This is always a thing. What's your economical position? I'm obviously a millionaire, the richest skunk in the world. Also, I want to point out that I am Samuel Stenich III. My father is not Samuel Stenich. No, no, no. It's your uncle.

You entered the title of Samuel Stenich by merit of your accomplishment alone. I think I very much enjoy modern art, old music, massage, bathtubs, fancy drinks, pollution, of course. But I'll tell you, I very much dislike nature, ecological things, cold weather, and anyone who opposes me. So you're accustomed to the finer things in life. What is your favorite food that you've explored, being the richest skunk in the world? That'd be pea soup. But from a can. And like Fallout style.

It's real old. From a dumpster. Your favorite is non-sexual roleplay. Well, yeah, why do you think I'm on this totally normal non-sexual website? Born and raised in the rich Stenich family's huge mansion in the industrial zone of some city in the USA, Samuel Stenich is a somewhat odd skunk, being born white with black stripes instead of the usual reverse scheme. Samuel's always got a lot of attention since his early days, making him become spoiled and convinced.

Alright, you got me. I'll be a fetish. Alright. I'll be stinky. Another defining characteristic of him is his stench. It being extremely powerful even for his species. Wick made everyone stay away from him, making him a skunk of few friends. made everyone stay away from him, making him a skunk of few friends.

Although Stench Co. is a corporation dedicated to producing, quote, green products, it has a great history of continuous, excuse me, continuous technological advancements made to reduce the emission levels of waste and smog to the minimum possible level. Samuel always had a passion for pollution, which made him want to stink all the time,

further blocking social life. Oh, wait. Huh? What? Yeah. How does joining this connect? What? Recently. Like, he couldn't...

Like, the teacher always put him in a separate room because he was too stinky. And that was very, very hot, obviously. He was like, oh, good. That's the thing I wanted to have. I love pollution. Recently, Samuel took a sample of his own spray and compared it to the stench and compared the stench it has to the

daily smog emission levels of nearby factories, trying to discover a connection between them that could explain his love for pollution. He discovered that his stench has properties similar to smog, in which it is highly polluting and toxic for all species other than skunks.

After reflecting on how other skunks may also like pollution and how they suffer because of their stench, Samuel decided he would take Stench Co. in a new direction, to conduct an evil plan of completely polluting the whole world. Since then... Why did the shareholders think of that?

Well, hit or miss. 50-50. Okay. You know, Carlos is on the board, so... The shareholders were a maybe on it. Or maybe it was their fame. Since then, all the high-tech filters present in Stench Co.'s factory's chimneys

were replaced by, quote, reverse filters. He created by reverse engineering the company's world-fame filters, which increased the toxicity of the smog produced by the factory. His plans are currently... Put more smog into the smog. ...faring well. Yo, dog. Yo, skunk. His plans are currently failing well, with the pollution levels of the city and the region around it getting bigger every day.

He can... Ladies and gentlemen of the board, my plans are failing very well. He can and will do anything to make his plans succeed. Samuel has many facets. Does he? I don't think he does. I think it's mainly the sticky fetish thing. I just haven't bothered to write about it. The press, and thus most of the people in the world,

think he's a gentle, caring, kind-hearted millionaire who always donates for charity, and like his predecessors in the stench family, had a strong dislike for pollution. The few people who know him from an occasional encounter on the city think he's rude, greedy, convinced, egotistical, spoiled, and extremely smelly, unlike the press says. Convinced? The even fewer people who took the time to stick around him, with him, knows his evil intentions, but knows he's friendly to those who accept or doesn't care for his plans.

Still being greedy, rude, spoiled, egotistical, and convinced in having his trademark scent. And extremely aggressive. Spray only. And rude for those who oppose him. And that who he truly is. Skunk, skunk, spray me now. Despite the fact that his factories are creating a pollution sphere around the city, everybody has a general positive outlook of him still.

Right, because even though that's the case, it is called eco-stuff. Yeah, it's called the eco-stuff. So this is real subtle satire on how 7th Generation is actually owned by large corporations. Yeah, that's definitely what it is yeah yeah yeah yeah samuel's daily routine is checking the status of his factory having business meetings with people from around the world so he can further advance his plans and occasionally walk through the city appreciating the efforts his plans already had in town he also has a crew of servants and a single butler in his house. Just the one? The god of pollution.

You have to get all the work. Oh, sorry. The god of pollution is completely submissive to Samuel. Respectfully calling him Master Stench and a slave of sorts. Mephisto feeds on Samuel's putrid scent specifically and will obey any and every order made by Mr. Stench. Mess with Samuel, and you mess with Mephisto.

And then, of course, what's the little bonus section that we get right after that? Report on gene manipulation experiments. Parentheses, Pokemon form. Of course, yeah. You guessed it! Yep.

Hey, Samuel What's the fucking hottest thing? What is the hottest thing in the Like, one single hottest thing in the entire world Well, you know I think if you look deep inside And you let this page load quickly enough My way of playing.

My way of narrating an RP is a mixture of first person and third person dialogue with some narrative segments thrown in. You must be really fun to have sex with. What else? What else are you into?

I mean, regular stuff like class. Corruption. Females. else what else you into you know i mean regular stuff like class corruption females humor and comedy hypnotism and mind control intelligent characters other skunks meph mephitides mephities natural musk non-sexual role play plot polluted wait wait plot is your favorite what's your biggest no no plot

just take a look at plot it's on my faves I'm also into polluted inflation slash weight gain. Pollution generally. Realism. Rebellious bottoms. Scene factories.

Sorry. Scene colon factories. Scene. Skunk spray. Please read the description of skunk spray that he's written. Another trademark of his species that Samuel is skillful on. He sprays quite frequently when he's happy, sad, excited, plotting, and of course, to pollute the environment. He just pisses whenever he feels.

And he's also into tail wrapping. Samuel, if you had one, if you had one and only one maybe, what would it be? Well, it's certainly not sex. It's absolutely diapers. And I mean a situation in which at least one character will wear a diaper. Maybe implying soiling usage of the diaper, but not necessarily. Often related with age player infantilism, but sometimes in conjunction with humiliation.

It has to tie into the plot, though. Yeah, it's gotta be. Please read the custom description for sex there under the maybe. Samuel doesn't want any love nor sex in his life. He only does it to keep the stench bloodline and his business alive.

But only with other skunks. Sex only for the skunks. Only with other skunks! Oh my god, he's an aero-ace! Oh no, you're speciesist! Yeah, yeah you are. From that link there, I need to tell you just a tiny little bit about the god of pollution.

So backstory, before the filth. Mephisto has a curious backstory even before acquiring his skunk-like form and his cargo of polluting the world and protecting heavily polluted anything. He was already a god. The god of the Nile, to be exact. But back in these days, his main objective

was defending the world's biggest river from any kind of filth or intruders. However, his encounter with Sir Stench provided a twist of fate as the good god got covered in the white skunk's natural pollutants, a.k.a. skunk spray, causing a massive mutation in his very essence from Egyptian crocodile to American striped skunk bear. So imagine that, Animorphs.

No, crocodile, that's not hot. Striped skunk bear. So imagine that, Animorphs. No, Crocodile, that's not hot. Striped skunk bear. Do it. And then, yeah, and then he fucking loved it. The end. I like

a lot of things like sewers and musk and shit. I like shit and farting and stuff like that. I am actually a maybe a no plot, so I can... It's negotiable. Yeah, like maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe. But my only no, my only no is vanilla sex. We figured, maybe. But my only no, my only no is vanilla sex. Yeah, we figured, perhaps.

I am far too much of an innovator for such things. I ended up on this page. Okay. I'm guessing it's just like a Pokemon thing. Sure. It's Phenos the Soda Floatzel. Uh-huh, that's a Pokemon. SodaZell is short for Soda Floatzel because of soda,

in this case vanilla Sprite being spewed instead of water. And then it's just like a bunch of weird descriptions. It has a decently bubbly butt. Sure. The pudge in his belly is supposed to serve as built-up calories meant to be burned. But there was just a thing that says, It's a good condom, supposedly.

Flexible, stretchy, and occasionally bigger on the inside. Depending on how messy his partner's like things to be. Oh my god, your list. Your list. Wowie. There's a lot of things. I like this. Pokemon type cum DRG, Pokemon type cum GND, Pokemon type cum SDA, and Pokemon type cum WDR. You said no one's your affiliate though.

I'm maybe on transformation average. I just want to say, if you're going to come soda, it's going to hurt. Like if you've ever sneezed out soda. Yeah. You're a, you're a strong yes on somnophilia. I've sneezed out soda through all of the orifices. Hey,

hey boots. I'm sorry. I meant to say a soda. So, so, so, so, so,

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,

so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, say SodaZell. Just looking at your list, and it's very fucking long. It's very fucking long. But I was looking at your yeses, and boy, cannonballing sounds fun. What's cannonballing? What's cannonballing? I feel like we actually covered this in a previous episode.

Who knows? There's a lot of episodes. For those of us coming in late. Well, it's just, think of... Who knows? For those of us coming in late. What's cannonballing? Think of a tit fuck, but just with a male's balls instead. Okay. I want to know what cum is stored ellipses is. What's cum is stored in the balls?

Cum is stored in the balls? Is that it? I would also like to know On your nose Can you tell me about how I'm not worth your time Guy who's obsessed with his F list He's a busy man

I'm not worth your time Yeah That's my line not yours I already feel enough guilt that my life And my own insecurities prevent me from keeping up with everyone. I really don't need you applying even more guilt in order to get what you want. I get that enough in real life as it is. I'm supposed to be coming around here to escape that sort of thing. I'm a no on dates.

Also, I'm a maybe on dates. I'm a no on dates also I'm a maybe on dates I'm a yes on dates maybe it's like going on dates and dates the food you know you are at least a maybe on blue bearification I will say though in this in defense of SodaZole here they are probably the one that we've read that have a fave.

Their fave is consent and their no is non-consent. You're still fucking gross. So on the dates thing? You're not terrible. On the dates thing, it really is three different definitions of dates

on all three of these. Yeah, your no one dates the fruit. I want to tell you about some of my maybes. Yeah, one of my maybes is STDs. One of my maybes is scum shots. Sexual exhaustion, sexual pain, sexual

restraints, shrinking, shrinking micro, smoking socks, sounding. Oh, but you're a maybe on World of Warcraft. Yeah, I'm a maybe on World of Warcraft. Yeah. That's always

the funniest thing, though. You're a yes on hand-holding. I'm a yes on tetraphelia. Maybe on barbed coraphelia Maybe on Barb Cox Maybe Maybe on Barb Cox I'm a yes on Wings And I'm gonna choose to believe that's the sitcom

Yeah Lowell was so funny though wasn't he I think that you're open to Horsecock And Hosecock Hosecock? Yes that would be... Yeah. It's not a typo.

It's an awkwardly hot kind of hyper-focusing on far more length and thickness. Usually tying in with the quote, always soft thing. Oh! Oh!

So you mean a fireman's hose, but without the water going through it. I guess so. A limp fireman's hose. Kind of like if you took just a rope and swung it over your head. Like a continental soldier. I'm a yes on species

dire machines. You're a yes on onomatopoeia. Pow! Suck! Yeah, yeah. When I think of that, it makes me go boing, boing, boing. It's like Michael Winslow. Sick, sick man alive.

Is Michael Winslow. Sick, sick man alive. Is Michael Winslow alive? Could we pay him? Oh, could we though? Could we pay him to dub a porn? Oh, that would be so good though. Any money I've ever made off Twitter is going into that. About $80. $17, Michael Winslow.

Whoa, there's a lot of pictures of So Dozel. Oh. Okay, so obviously I could spend forever on Yeflis. This guy is ceaselessly entertaining. But we do have one last section here. That last section is erotic pollution fiction. Yay! Mostly written by furries.

So, Portax, I'm actually going to let you choose where we're going to end here. So we've got three different stories, and you're going to pick the one that we read. Okay. So the first one is called Cult of Darkness Manifesto by Gor we read. Okay. So the first one is called Cult of Darkness Manifesto by Gorilla Jack. Okay. And then the second one

is called Smogulous Love. Yeah. Smogulous Love. Smogulous love is by all aboard the crack ship Oh, that's okay We gotta have our crack ship here Smogulous love Alright

Well then, if you'll start reading Anyone is allowed to tag Poretex out if you care for it Or if you care to Either save me or don't, whatever you want to do. I'm just dumb tank by myself. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right.

Oily shadows pooled and curled along the floor. At the foot of the bed, they gathered and rose into a pillar. It bent and formed into somewhat humanoid shape as it crossed over the sheets. Oh, no! He's... What's the next two's... What's the next

two words? What are the next two words? Whoa. The once learned! Yay! Yay! This is the one you picked? Yes. You hear a soft chuckle from

within the shape. It grew a face Grinning at him with sultry eyes Oh god I think I know where this is going Alright which character do you think it's going to be My guess is Hexus I think it's going to be Carlos the Tiger Alright the once there turned pale And reached for the sheet to cover his naked body

You mean that stick That's attached to his weird ball head? The figure pulled the sheet away and let it fall to the floor. Why so shy? No reason to hide something so pretty. The Onceler moved his hands to his lap, barely protecting his modesty. Who are you? What are you? What do you want? Me? I guess you could say I'm a fan. I've come such a long way to see you, I've already

gotten what I want. Your factories have given me more delicious fumes and sludge and all else than I could have ever hoped for. He's gonna fuck Hexus! What is this? Am I being punked right now? The figure slunk back a little and laughed. Nothing of the sort. I'm simply here to reward you for all the beautiful devastation you've created.

I thrive on it. I feed on it. I don't understand. Who are you? The figure towered over the Wun-ler, growing more solid, and he watched its body become more defined, more godly. Destruction. I'm known as Hex. Yeah!

How much money do I get for giving it? I'll vend me your five bucks. No problem. You got it. I'm sorry. We spent it on the guy from... It's a Tim Curry smoke monster. Oh, I'm Tim Curry? Yeah, Tim Curry's smoke monster from Ferngully. No problem. You got it. I'm sorry. We spent it on the guy from... It's a Tim Curry smoke monster. Oh, I'm Tim Curry?

Yeah, Tim Curry. Smoke monster from Ferngull. Okay. Yeah, from Ferngull. Yep, yep. This is going to suck. I'd like you to... No, no.

I'm not even doing it. Come on. Nope, nope. Fail out. Nope. Nope. Not doing it. Plus, we can't have any money.

We spent it on Michael Winslow. I'd like you to remember that name. I'd like to hear you scream it. The Onceler backed away to the head of the bed. Huh? You can't be serious. This is a dream, right? Hexus chuckled.

If it is, is it a good dream? Is it a wet dream? Come fall like moist chow mein or whatever that is. See, show gets me. Come beneath me, come up above. Yes. Yes. The once-ler blushed and looked away.

He felt much too aware of his nakedness. What if I say no? I'm going to be disappointed. I'm going to leave. I'm going to go. I'm going to set out. Somehow, that was exactly what the Onceler needed to hear. He hesitated and considered Hexus's offer.

He wasn't too proud to admit it tempted him. He didn't know if Hexus was choosing his form for him, but it was certainly alluring. The once-ler felt himself stir down below, and his hands began to fill just a little with his growing arousal. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I'm arousal. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Right in Wunzler porn! Fuck! Oh, fuck, guys, we're back here again.

Disney's not gonna be happy with this one. That's not a Disney movie. Really? What? No, neither of them are Disney. Incredible. Will you, um, go slow? Absolutely. All I want is to make you feel good.

You've done so much already without even trying to. The Onceler's eyes flicked over Hexus's body, taking in his Adonis shape. Done what? Hexus swept up to the bed to the Onceler's side. Everything outside and gorgeous pollution being out there makes me feel a special kind of horny.

Let me return the favor. I mean, it's like a 1920s comic. He moved his hand over the Onceler's, pausing, waiting for permission. See, He's...

Look, Hexus is about consent. Yeah, yes on consent. The Wunzler stilled nervously. Finally, he nodded and allowed Hexus to move his hands out of the way. The touch of the not-quite-solid fingers was cool and heavy. The brief moment they touched his hands sent a quiet thrill through the Wunzler's body. His breath caught in his throat. He lowered back down to his pillow.

He looked at his hands, now smeared with whatever black gunk Hexus was made of. A strange chemical reaction tingled his skin. It felt... exciting. He looked again at the murky shape hovering over him. Hexus waited patiently. Tell me when you're ready. Oh, Tim Curry's annoyed!

He glanced down at the once-loose near-complete erection. Hang on, I'm just gonna add a couple more blocks. Erection EXE in progress. It's like stuck. I heard Booth's tag. No, you keep doing the... Oh, you're tagging on the narrator?

I'm tagging on the narrator. Oh, okay. Okay, sorry. What do you want me to do, baby? The Onceler took hold of the bottom corners of his pillow. His chest exposed, he whimpered bashfully needy. Oh, God!

Please, just touch me a little. Oh, man, that's fucking hot! Yeah! Please say that when we're fucking... Listen, he's about to do a realistic action here. He rolled his chest up at Hexus. Please say that when we're talking. Listen, he's about to do a realistic action here. Oh, cool.

He rolled his chest up at Hexus. Like ravishing Rick Rude. With the pants and everything. Hoping it was clear what he wanted. Touch me, Hexus. Free to begin, Hexus ran his hands down the Onceler's chest, leaving tarry black streaks over his skin. The Onceler arched into the touch,

enjoying the dirty chemicals as they tickled him, soft, pretty sighs escaping his throat. He looked up at Hexus. More. One. More. Oh, man, the dirty talking is so good. Touch me. Always.

Touch me. Touch my skin. More. Yeah. Hey, it's working for me, man. Hexus leaves out. Uh-oh. And that was Kendrick's last appearance

Speak your truth, man My Michael Winslow money I needed Hexus leaned down and trailed light pecks Trailed light pecks up the Onceler's neck. Oil smeared his skin with each kiss, leaving spots like stepping stones, but oil.

Stepping oil. Hexus dragged his tongue along the path up the Onceler's neck again. His saliva burned a little and traces of cyanide absorbed the Onceler's skin. His saliva burned a little and traces of cyanide absorbed the Wunzler's skin. Excellent. Only a little.

Oh, well. Never mind then. I'm a no on that. My favorite part about sex is the rashes. What? Hexus had nothing to gain from poisoning the man under his attention too much. Isn't that nice, Mr. Wunzler?

Already the Wunzler's eyes showed the efforts of the cyanide. He died. His pupils were unnaturally wide and his breath trembled. Don't lick me like that again. I think there's something in it. It feels good. But I want to remember this. Don't lick me like that again. I think there's something in it. Feels good. But I want to remember this.

Sorry, baby. Do you want to stop? No. Oh, God. Don't stop. Touch me more. Touch me there. Oh.

In case you were wondering where. The Wunzler guide hexes his hands down between his legs. Please. case you were wondering where the once the guided hexes his hands down between his legs please hexes smirked he gently kept the once those balls falling rolling them back and forth in his fingers the once they pushed back into his pillow and moaned Fuck. You're amazing.

Keep doing that. Oil painted his balls and dripped down into the sheets. He felt the wet, slick muck run down into his bottom, oozing over his whole. This is so not good. He flushed bright pink at the sensation. All right, all right, all right.

I'm breaking, breaking, breaking. Don't hold on. Oh, your stuff. What? Your stuff. Oh, yeah. You What? Your stuff. Oh, yeah. It's getting everywhere. Yeah.

Your stuff is getting everywhere. That's such a good look. Oh, yeah. Really, your stuff's getting everywhere. Oh, god. Actually, I want to skip. I'm skipping forward a little bit. Little by little, he diverted

more of his form to grow inside the onesler, and soon, his cock filled him more than either of them would have anticipated. Whoa! He kept his slow pace barely rocking until the Wunzler was ready for more. How do you want it, baby? Tell me how to fucking do this.

James Woods? The Wunzler gulped, his heart thudding in anticipation. He licked his lips. We can skip forward again. I wanted to skip down to the Onceler. Near the end of this, there's one paragraph that starts, the Onceler stirred. Okay.

Oh, yeah, that's good. Hold on. I want to read a little bit from the previous paragraph. I think I'll read the previous paragraph. So, he came. Hexus shrank out of him. He grinned at his filthy stained body, painted with

every touch of his muck. He laughed to himself, knowing he'd absorbed so much of this man's cum into his own form. It wasn't like the flourishing life of a rainforest, nor was it dirty like the pollution he so loved. No, it was something else entirely. It was like candy.

It's like candy! Wow! Candy! Candy! Candy! The once was stirred, already coming to. He opened his eyes and gazed at the smoky figure

looming above him. He let his head clear a moment. His hand reached between his legs, his fingers feeling the state of his hole. It was still wide open, slick, with greasy ooze seeping out. This is...

Did you cum? Did you cum? I'm so scared. Did you come? No. I'm so scared. Wait a minute. What the fuck? Nobody told me that's what's going to happen. That's on my note list.

You know, I had that on the maybe, but now I think I'm gonna move it. I'm reporting you to the mods. Hexus smirked. I don't cum like you do. As I said, this is for you. Just for you. You deserve it. The Oncelers sighed, content and satisfied. Can I earn it again?

No need. If you want me again, you can just find me around the Truffula Stumps. Hexus melted away into the night, leaving the Onceler in his bed, covered in sludge, smiling sweetly. once lauren's bed covered in sludge smiling sweetly ah what did we learn from i think that they should have hired shell to voice the once layer this is a way better she's an extreme like anyone want voice acting from shell she's extra i'm her manager now by the way listen i've seen a lot of movies. I'm ready to invest. You got that $17. I can't even tell you.

Oh, wow. Kendrick, you're very proud of your Fern Gully joke. You should probably tell her. That was for you and for you alone. You mean that we just read Fern Gully 2? I said, you only come Onceler. And then by the end of it, I had to update it to, you only come

Kaba Onceler. That's why they call him Onceler and Dunseler. Hey man, you gotta let me pat myself on the back every once in a while. Absolutely. What a wild ride.

Oh boy. That was weird in so many different directions that i was not interested no wonder bread there was not even the one i'm gonna be honest with you i didn't see it going in that direction when we started i didn't expect so much revving fair amount of revving fair amount of like like 10 yeah hundreds Fair amount of revving. Fair amount of like hundreds of thousands of revving videos. And each of them, each single revving video has like a skinny woman

with a hatchet man tattoo looking confused and bored. There's just so many shots of what? Really? Okay. I learned a lot of words. Oh, I'm stuck in the mud. I learned a lot of words that I

gotta add to my company's you-can't-say-this dictionary. I learned that my bar is so low that I can look at the slutty soda Pokemon and go, you know what? I'm at least

glad that you want consent. That's how low it is anymore. You're just looking for shining examples of humanity wherever they are. Wherever they may be. I'm really turned on by smelly shit, but only if you want me to. You're like, oh, that's wonderful.

That's so nice. How do you too. And you're like, oh, that's wonderful. That's so nice. That's nice of you. How do you... This is a fetish of taboo, right? Oh, for sure. So you recognize that it's bad and that's the thing that you enjoy? Yeah.

Are they being sort of rebellious in their own minds? Is that part of it? Some of those clips for sale were specifically obnoxious brat and stuff, so they probably do think like, oh, normally it's polite to not want to blow smoke in people's faces,

but she doesn't give a shit. Also, she's made of smoke in the once-ler, I guess, or something. The amount of times where they, like, dommed a tree was really fucked up. Screw you, you tree, you bitch! Smoking the bears in the corner crying. I think it all depends on what camp they come from.

Like, they all seem to come from very distinct camps. And I think some of them are very much like, yeah, yeah, pollution, everybody says it's bad, but oh my god, I'm going to watch you do it all over that tree. And then other people are like, yeah, but I'm really just into the gross stuff. It's just hyper-specific. It's made for one or two really specific, like, automatic robot AI requests. Yeah, and the only thing that ever, like, bonds, like, the people of, like, especially, like, Clips for Sale and F-List, the only thing that really bonds them together is that they're like, we, collectively, as a people, have no sense of aesthetic.

Like, we've never seen a picture that looks nice, and so we have nothing to compare it to. And if you want to see something that looks nice, you can go to t-h-e-f-b-l dot u-s. Is there a nice picture? Yeah, sure. You can buy some stuff, maybe, if you feel like it. I might be making hats hats because I want a hat

so I'm going to make hats hats are good bye hats Thank you.