The F Plus - 383: What Is The Meaning of Song?

Episode Date: February 5, 2023

Song lyrics are an indelible part of our collective cultural confidence, but can often be a puzzle. For all of these popular songs, what do the lyrics actually mean? Well, we're visiting SongMeanings.com to hear a bunch of bad theories explained amongst infighting and sex bragging. This week, The F Plus is with the bear, and the bear is with the bear, and the bear is with the boat (you nimno).

you know what i was thinking recently is that um mark cuban is the al gore of web 3 you were thinking that too i was thinking that yep okay you're like i feel like you're never not thinking that i think it a lot i think it a lot mark cuban is the al Gore Web 3. Party people, put your hands in the sky. All the way from the planet Funkatron, it's the F Plus Podcast. Terrible things, read with enthusiasm. And your lyricists for this event will be Boots Rangier. This song is about the six most beautiful things in the world.

Death, mother, rape, babies, baby death, baby mother rape, death mother rape, and baby death mother rape. How could you not like it? Frank West! There are also many word-like noises in a lot of Skrillex songs, and I believe that our subconscious derives meaning to them without realizing it, as was the intention. Bunny bread! We're getting Nine Inch Nails closer. All pop songs are about sex, right? This song is just taking it to the extreme, by Spittle on June 5th, 2002.

I'm taking this song about fucking, by Bunny Bread, 8-5-20-22. He is a doctor, but he's not your doctor. It's Victor Laszlo. The unexamined life is so worth living, your brain got jacked up by Socrates. We've got K-Thor Jensen. Trust me, when you listen to this song backwards, it doesn't say, it's fun to smoke marijuana.

It says, dust the bites one another. And Lemon. Pop That Pussy by 2 Live Crew. it says dust the bites one another and lemon pop that pussy by two live crew only comment wow they sure like popping pussies it's true that is an observation Be still and patient A new sounding instrument We deserve rest Oh, lovely We deserve rest. Oh, a love dearer than

life. Hey, F-Plus. Hey. Hey, Lavin. Hey, Lavin. Yeah. Hey, y'all like pop music? Fuck no. I'm out. Yeah. Wow. Well, bye. Just lock the door when he leaves.

Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. You stay on the other side. Wait, wait. Let's try this again. Before I leave? Oh, shit. I didn't get it. Okay, I misunderstood. Hey, Bunny Brave, go look outside for a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's the outside? Awesome.

So, literally none of you fell into my trap of making a joke of the song Pop Music by Em, so congratulations. I already had something prepared for it, but we don't have to go there. Pop, pop, pop, pop music? Thank you, thank you very much. Um, yeah, so, um, so I want to bring us an episode about pop music. Pop, pop, pop music. You know, like the songs that we like. The songs that are relevant to our generation.

I'm talking about songs like In Cars. We like that song. Yeah. Major Tom, parentheses, Coming Home. Right. A song that we like.

I refer to it by its full name, of course. Forever Young. Forever Young, yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was by OutKast. And, you know, we could, of course, learn something. We could learn something about the songs that have influenced our lives so dramatically. And we could do that by going to, for example, like Rap Genius, right?

Yeah. But they're dirtbags. And so we don't need to pay attention to them. We instead should go to a more reputable and likable site. I'm talking specifically about songmeanings.com. Yeah. I like this site. Yeah.

If we want to know the meaning of songs, where better to go than songmeanings.com? It's pretty straightforward, right? Well, there's songmeanings.edu, but you guys voted me down, so fuck you. Yeah, but they're actually non-accredited, I found out. Oh, okay, my bad. I'm sorry. Little bit of a scandal. God, I look like an idiot.

I'm going to get my tuition back, right? Well, you know, you can sue for it, I guess. Yeah, I'm just going to tell you a little bit about songmeetings.com. This was a document given to us by Smallest Sasquatch, and thank you so much, Smallest Sasquatch, for this document. But about us, we are not just another lyric site. Songmeetings is a community of thousands of music lovers who contribute lyrics, discuss interpretations,

and connect over songs and artists they love. Founded over a decade ago... Ooh. Oh, hey, do you want to hear a description of people that are having fun with their lives? Yeah, yeah! Do you want to know what it's like to party? I would love to find this out, yeah. You want to know what it's like to party? I would love to find this out, finally.

Song meetings began over a discussion around Ben Fold 5's brick. Right? Yes. Just a fucking Saturday night, man. Yep, yep. Just doing cocaine with all the hookers. And then we all just, as we often do, settled into discussing Ben Fold Fivesburg. We all do it! They just thought about making a site about it.

I mean, we all were thinking, like, what if I could just keep having this conversation forever? And what if I could have it with you? We began developing a website where friends could discuss and debate various lyrics in Song Me as they debate lyrics. We essentially saw and still see

a void in most of the lyric sites around. No discussions and no community. We are fixing that! As well as fixing the notion that all lyric sites are filled with advertisements, spam, and malware. We are not just another lyric site. In 2011, we began licensing

over a million lyrics from various artists, record labels, and copyright owners. While licensing provides us with accurate lyrics, it also allows artists and musicians to earn revenue off their lyrics. We are proud to be licensed. So fucking take that shit, Rap Genius. Yeah. Eat a dick. Literally, they just gained the ethical high ground.

I'm going to tell you about the group here. We got Mike. He's a co-founder from Central New Jersey. Mike's fondest memories are listening to music over and over again with his mother, going to computer shows with his father, and smashing his brother's We Built This City record in half.

Yeah! Yeah! Mike enjoys Ben Foles, Jason Mraz, and Josh Johnson. Wow. Then there's Brian. He's from a smallish town in Ohio that got big way too fast,

so no wonder he obsesses over ensuring that SM runs efficiently and can scale out. He studied business, and Brian enjoys Tool, Chicago, and Robert Miles. Yep, the three great tastes that taste great together. All at once. We got Dan here.

Dan loves the Beatles, Violent Femmes, and Bruce Springsteen. Right. And then Bobby. Bobby is from Ohio as well. And he likes IRC chat rooms. And he likes Bob Seger, The Killers, and Garth Brooks.

Okay. I mean, who don't? We're going to... The fun thing about this document is that the comments on the site go back to 1999. Okay. So we're going to be reading

some delightful little things. Great. Great, great, great, great. So Victor, I think I to be reading some delightful little things. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Uh, so Victor, I think, I think I'd like you to start us off.

This is a classic one, a classic one for like the meaning of songs. Uh, can you tell me what is the meaning, the true meaning of the song? I am the walrus by the Beatles. Uh, tread carefully.

Yes. Um, so, uh, I am the walrus um i am the walrus is a philosophy for life everyone in their lifetime hold on a second i gotta i gotta take another bong hit before I everyone in their lifetime is at one point the walrus, the eggman and even the goo goo gajube

so I suppose the walrus is the leader the eggman is the follower and the goo goo gajob is just undecided, man. This song holds all the answers. I'm Magic Nudie Suit, and that's my philosophy. Right. My name's Bubble 33.

Go ahead and interpretate interpretation for this song. Yeah, man. And then, Kather, if you'll take Tippi Ray, please. The Eggman refers to Eric Burden of the Animals, who had a thing for breaking raw eggs on naked women. The song is intentionally confusing. John wrote it to keep the people who held such deep meaning

on lyrics to all their songs. He thought that was funny, because often he would just make up nonsensical words and phrases because they sounded good. This song does not contain any meaning. It was meant to be confusing to the analysts, especially the school children

who wrote fan letters to him. One letter in particular. See the Beatles' biography by Bob Spitz. Wait, they wrote fan letters to them. They wrote one letter in particular? Yeah. I love the idea of John Lennon like the one, so pissed off at this one fucking letter.

This fucking game! This fucking game! I'm going to write the dumbest fucking song! I still really like your music! I really like it! Boots, can you take Washiwasimo? Yep, that's

Wish I Was Emo. No. Oh. That's a better name. I'm going to follow your profile, buddy. 2002 Wish I Was Emo. was emo no it was better the first time uh 2002 wish i was emo so it was all it was like like fugazi emo anyway i've heard this is related to the paul is dead theory i'm very interested in it if anyone wishes to share clues you still still believe Paul's dead in 2002? Anyway, supposedly when Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall,

he said, goo, goo, gajoo, in some version. Paul is the walrus on the cover on Magical Mystery Tour, so he is the one cracking his head like Humpty Dumpty. I know it's weird and I don't entirely believe it, but I thought it was interesting. It's not. It's not, though. But you thought it, and that's what's important.

Frank West, there's another song that I really, really like. I really like to hear this. Like shopping malls, gas stations, infirmaries. I like the song by Kings of Leon, Sex on Fire. You go to the same infirmary as I do. Yeah. Yeah.

Am I LyricGirlPsych87? I don't see how you couldn't be yeah my interpretation from what i've been reading in the comics and also reading the lyrics to hearing the song it just sounds like straight up sex in public lay where you're laying don't make a sound i know they're watching they're watching sounds like they are doing it on the ground somewhere and are trying not to get caught or they are not hidden well enough yet he is trying to make sure the coast is clear for them to move and get dressed

all the commotion the kitty play, has people talking, talking? Kind of like groping or serious touchy flirting action, right after sex and making people gossip or talk about what they are witnessing. The dark of the alley, the break of the day, the head while I'm driving, I'm driving? Most certainly about getting head in random places in public. It's also about roadhead, too. Oh, roadhead's not in public. I guess if you do it in your garage.

Yeah. Soft lips are open, knuckles are pale, feels like you're dying, you're dying. This is about the girl reaching orgasm at this point. She is grasping for air and probably gripping the bedsheets while it's happening.

Oh, is she now? I mean, I just put that one in. Grasping for air. Like, just flailing about, trying to catch that air. Ma'am, I think you meant to tell us on an archive of our own. Yeah. Hot as a fever.

Rattling bones. I can just taste it. Taste it? Huh? It's about him having the best sex he has ever had with this girl. How he can just taste the pleasure like it's lingering in the air from how good it feels. Tasting it in the air. Just huffing some pleasure.

If it's not forever, if it's just tonight, oh, it's still the greatest? The greatest? The greatest? I am again reminded of how good the song is. You see, this sounds like it's either a long-distance relationship,

a friends with benefits, or a one-night stand, but he is saying it's the best sex he's ever had. You can tell that it is about sex, especially if you ever had some really amazing sex before. You can, you know, maybe if you didn't get that. What's got two thumbs? And masturbates a lot. To the point where he injured his thumbs.

I'm a sex-haver. How'd you sound exactly like my voice? Kthor, real quick, I noticed that you pasted the song by 2 Live Crew, Me Some Horny. The refrain of, ah, me so horny, ah, me so horny, ah, me so horny, me love you long time. What's that song about? What's that song about? Well, first of all, what's your song about? What, what's that song about? Well, first of all, what's your username? My username is DadzoneAcid.

Oh, okay. Plural? Dad! Lots of dads. General, general comment. Fucking. Oh. Okay.

Okay, like the best fucking he's ever had? Nope. Okay. Just fucking. Okay. Cool. Awesome. Let's keep moving on to good songs like Metallica's Enter Sandman.

Bunny Bread. No. Yeah, I mean, yeah. You know, Metallica Thrasher 2K2, uh, believes that the song is about drugs, but what does The Game 56 think? The Game 56. All right. Well, I want to set aside my personal animosity towards Metallith Thrasher 2K2 because he's

a piece of shit. Fuck him. Anyways. Wow. Wow. Wow. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. But this song is not about drugs whatsoever whatsoever sir no member of metallica has even tried drugs hey no member in the history of metallica Ever. Ever. And nay, nay, I say ever to anyone ever in metal history, any band whatsoever. They have always been a strictly alcohol

drinking band. That's right. That's all they drink. They don't drink cocaine as much as you would think. Enter, said man, is about the deepest, darkest fears of the human mind. It takes a trip through a nightmarish world while being chased by a mysterious figure ready to capture you if you're possessive, not careful. Yeah. Choke on that fucking Metallothrasher 2K2, you piece of shit. Yo, I'm Uber Boy. What's up?

And I waited seven and a half years to reply to you. Oh, hey. Oh, wow. Jazz is well thought out. Alcohol is a drug, you nimno. The fuck? Frank, take that response. The fuck?

Dude, Uber Boy, what the fuck is nimno? You gotta go to nimnomine? My name's Lamonade. You gotta go to nimnominews.com. Lamonade. My name's Lamonade. Master Puppets is about cocaine abuse. Fuck you! What?

I just want to say, that's not the only comment that where Uberboy calls someone a Nimno on this song. Hey, Nimno's on the site. Yeah. Fucking nimno's up ahead. Fucking nimno. I thought we were prioritizing community here. Like, I'm kind of worried we're all saying a slur, but...

It's definitely possible, I guess. Some of us haven't said it. Victor? Yes? It's definitely possible, I guess. Some of us haven't said it. Victor, I want to know about that Muse song, Uprising. Yeah, Victor, drop it. I will. I want the Mordor one. Mordor or Mr. Dor? Yeah, Mr. Dor.

Actually, it is Mr. Dor. It's Mr. Dor, yeah. Mordor. Mordor. Actually it is Mr. Door Mr. Door Murdor So Uprising by Muse I don't know if y'all are familiar with it This is a song, this is a protest in general About the whole fucking system The system right now

Don't people see it? We live our lives but we're forced Into work or slavery Because we need money We live our lives, but we're forced into work or slavery. You're forced into slavery. Because we need money to maintain our lives. Money is a human invention. And the big banks, businesses, and supposed government

control this flow. I found that you can find happiness in slavery. Yeah. Wait a damn minute here. A wise man once screamed. But through media, TV, internet, games, whatever, drugs,

we're too occupied to think critically now. You tell one person something like this, their response is conspiracy theory. Where'd you put the keys from under the table? Can you not realize you're forced to work? It's not conspiracy, it's logic.

Oh, damn. Are you tapping the side of your head right now? You need to think. Yeah. Yeah. The only way to fix this is to unify as people and as a collective realize that we've been fucked over by a system so outdated, a system that only benefits the elite at the top of the money chain. Elite has both quotey marks and it's capitalized, folks. That's how important elite is here.

Is it really about the book 1984? It might be related to it, but I think it's more about today's reality. You just don't realize it. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. 1984 was like 25 years ago. I'm not done. I got more to say.

Hey, brother. Whoa, shh. YouTube zeitgeist, do it! What? Murdor was the case that they gave me. My name is Dianad. It looks like the world is finally unifying against this stuff.

This stuff. You know, stuff in general. You know, just like shit. The whole situation. Yeah, yeah, all that. I'm waving over here. Down with stuff. Fuck things! What do we want? The last stuff When do we want it? At some point

Murder then came back 10 years later to give an update on how his life is Oh Did he overthrow capitalism? How is Murdoch's life now? Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh my god! Murdoch! What's up, Murdoch? Good to see you, buddy. It's your boy, Murdoch. Hi, everyone. It's Murdoch here, 11 years later, to give you, buddy. It's 11 years later. What's up with you, buddy? It's your boy, Murdor. Hi, everyone. It's Murdor here, 11 years later, to give you all an update. I got a family now.

What? Two kids. They're coming up well. My parents are a bit unwell, but I think I've really spent some good time with them over the years, so it should be a happy one. What? Yeah. What?

Should be a happy death. Should be a happy one. Work is good, too. Mostly administrative stuff. Nothing too shabby. Yeah. What? Should be a happy death. Should be a happy one. Work is good, too. Mostly administrative stuff. Nothing too shabby. Yeah! Revolution! I am finding happiness.

I don't have to be out of the sun, which is good. I play a bit of social soccer on weekends with my college friends, and it's always nice to grab a drink after. I have a small woodworking shed, and I've recently made my first coffee table. Oh my god. I find passing the time pretty easy. I don't believe in the system. That was all a lie. The elite will never hold me down.

We will be victorious. Whoa. What a twist. Oh, when I was reading your story, I was all like, damn, I guess the system is good, but now I'm going to kick over a table. Yeah. Not one of yours, though, because they're really well made. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Of course not.

I'm going to go punch a mailbox. I'm taking down the system from the inside now. Yeah. From the inside of my shed. Yeah, yeah. Murder has exactly four posts on the site. Okay. And the fourth one is to apologize to one of the people he tagged in this by accident.

Well, dude's concise. I mean, Karl Marx, he only needed a few posts to take care of his thing, right? He's at the step where he's taking moral inventory and apologizing to the people he's offended. Sorry for the things I said about capitalism in general. And, you know, stuff. Yes, stuff.

Kthor, you were looking at that kid rock song, Bada Dwa Bada. I believe you have pronounced that correctly. Okay, I don't know how to. It's Bawitit-da-bah. Bah-wit-da-bah. Bah-wit-da-bah.

So I noticed there's a pretty good explanation by Grandpa. I just figured it out. Bah-wit-da-bah. Bear with the bear. The bear is pronounced bar, like in the mountains. Right, right. Kid Rock from Detroit, up in the mountains, like in the mountains. Right, right. Kid Rock from Detroit, up in the mountains. Like in the mountains.

What he's saying is bear with the bear. The bear. The bear. The bear. Right? Yep. Yep. Diggy diggy.

Diggy diggy. Nope. Incorrect. Dinghy. A type of small boat. Oh, dinghy. Oh my God. I've been singing it wrong so long. The bear is with the bear and also with. Dinghy. A type of small boat. Oh, dinghy. Oh my god, I've been singing it wrong so long. The bear is with the bear

and also with the dinghy. Oh, the bear's in a small boat. Yeah. Oh, well now I really like the song. That's adorable. This is cute. Concluding with, said the boogie, quote, listen to the music, unquote. The rest of the song, he's either introducing himself

or introducing others, but mostly the song is he's either introducing himself or introducing others. But mostly, the song is about bears and small boats. Right. Kid Rock, the Dr. Seuss of our times. My name is Kid Rock, and this is a bear, and this is a boat. This is a small boat.

The bear is with the bear, and the bear is with the boat. It's the whole family of bears Goldilocks recently visited there Our Kid Rock impressions are dead on I was about to comment It's fucking awesome Kid Rock, Eat a bunker Whatever Who fucking cares

Hey Bunny Bread She's going the distance She's going for speed Tell me about that cake song Won't you please That's a cake song Fuck

Okay Christ Okay Well I will stop Misattributing it to Lady alright actually I thought this

song was about a guy on drugs I know I'm reaching out there going out on a real thin branch here talking about music guy on drugs in the music industry and it's ruining his life and relationships he's going for Okay. All right. Uh-huh. Guy on drugs in the music industry. And it's ruining his life and relationships.

He's going for speed. Oh, great. You ever heard of it? Yep. Clever. Yep. All right. The guy is actually at a party, right? And the whole car race thing is what's going on inside his head.

That's what it feels like to him. So everyone is getting messed up with this thing. But soon the party ends, right? As they speed through the finish, the flags go down, the fans get up, and they get out of town. And this guy's Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please, go ahead.

Yeah. Questions are welcome. Right. So the song that's like the beginning is about racing. Yeah. And the middle is about beginning is about racing And the middle is about racing And the end is about racing And the refrain is He's going for distance, he's going for speed Right

It's about drugs Yeah, I didn't hear a question Dumbass Fucking moron Alright, all other questions gotta to wait until the end. Maybe driving is just about drugs. Yeah, I don't know how to drive sober as shit. And this guy, he's still going, right?

Still drinking and taking more drugs. The arena is empty except for one man. Still driving and striving as fast as he can. That sounds like it's about racing to me. Shut up. It's about racing. What did I say to you before? Why has no one removed him?

I'm going to take more drugs and then you'll just disappear. That's how drugs work. Because this guy's fading his addiction and going overboard, he's neglecting the more important thing in his life, right? She's all alone. All alone. All alone in a time of need. See, that's what I've always believed this song is to be about.

And I think it makes sense. Drugs! Fuck it, man. It definitely does. It definitely does. What do you think, Victor? I'm going to set you straight. Oh, no! It's about a guy that can't sex his wife good what has he tried drugs he tries so hard and is so blind to the reality

of him sucking so bad he thinks he's hecka tight when he's really hecka tight y'all okay he's hecka tight he thinks he's hecka tight when he's when he's really a flcate? Hecate, y'all. He's hecate. He thinks he's hecate when he's really a flaccid lump of meat. Yeah, it's still pretty good. She's trying to move on, and he's just still trying to bang her good. She's all alone in a time of needs. She needs the cock, and he can't give

it to her. Oh. That makes me sad. Oswin, I'm Quiner. Got a feeling that is the story of you and your wife keep it to yourself please sign off Gwiner G can't remember how to spell the name

so it's fine he's a lowercase g then I come back and reply to nobody okay tough guy suck my balls lowercase g. He's a lowercase g. Then I come back and reply to nobody. Oh, thank God. Okay, tough guy. Suck my balls. Woo-hoo-hoo!

You know, to the world. All right. Okay. All right, F+, as we all know, at the time of this recording, it is the year of our Lord 2022. And so, what more appropriate song to talk It is the year of our Lord 2022. And so what more appropriate song to talk about

in the year of our Lord 2022 than Old Town Road? There it is! Great. Good. Right, right, right. Good, good, good. Yeah, great. Yes, absolutely. Very good. Frank, tell me about Old Town Road, won't you please? Old Town Road?

Old Town..., won't you please? Old Town Road? Old Town... There we are. I'm... I'm 500 Grim Dwarves? In a trench coat, getting into an R-rated movie? Sounds like music is his primary focus.

Oh, this is the only comment you ever left on this site. I mean, you nail a username like that, you don't want to delete it. Exactly. I feel like this is about a young adult approaching middle age, struggling with

breaking ways with their family to make their own way in the world. I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road. I'm going to ride. I'm going to ride till I can't no more. No more. Don't say it. No more.

No more. The refrain to the song and a personal statement from Lil Nas X. Yes, yes, yes. This is a metaphor for following his family's old and outdated traditions, such as travel by horses, until he can't no more. What'd you say about horses? Dwarfs don't like horses.

We don't fit on them. Riding on a horse. Ha! You can whip your Porsche. I've been in the valley. You ain't been up off that porch now. Life may be easy for the world to do with family money, but

he's been in the places where it's difficult to succeed. Every valley city in the world. And he's made it. And they've been resting on the laurels of their family's money. That's deep, man. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Hat down, cross town, living like a rock star, spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar. Baby's got a habit, diamond rings and Fendi sports bras, riding down rodeo in my Maserati sports car. Riding down rodeo? I love you.

I love your voice. It's a cowboy song. He's riding down a rodeo. He's riding down a rodeo. You're the best. He's getting ahead in the world in his own way. Riding down rodeo. Riding down rodeo.

Riding down rodeo. Can't ride up a rodeo. Got no stress. I've been through all that I'm like a Marlboro man so I kick on back wish I could roll on back to that old town road I want to ride till I can't no more

at a certain sorry I looked amazing again it's a lot of grim dwarves. At a certain point in life, everything that used to stress you out becomes the new normal, and you get used to living with that uncertainty. But it's normal to wish you were back under your family's wing again, until you remember why you left in the first place. Wow. 500 grim dwarves. they're spitting truth, man

There's a story here that we're not hearing Yeah, well we're hearing it Just gotta read between the reading Alright, let's go for Well, you know There's There's some stuff about Raspberry Beret. I want to read Muzzy's comments on Give It Away.

Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. So my name is Muzzy. Oh, no, please do this in full Ketus. Please do the whole thing in full Ketus. Okay. My name is Muzzy, and I want to point out a very specific part of the song where it goes,

Bob Marley, poet and a prophet. Bob Marley, tell me how to outfit. Bob Marley, walking like he talking. Goodness me, can't you see I've got a outfit? Damn. Damn. Oh, my god. This part... This part may be about weed.

Maybe this part. Maybe. Maybe. No, man. Anthony Kiedis is just into Bob Marley's writing. Yeah. He's just into writing. Because he's literate is what I'm saying Anthony Kiedis is literate

And he's read a book before Famously literate Anthony Kiedis Okay, I think I'm gonna skip Yeah, I'm skipping over Raspberry Parade I'm thinking I'm skipping over The Killers Because I want to get straight to Stink Fist Just a big shout out to Smallest Sasquatch For this very good document I think I'm skipping over the killers because I want to get straight to Stink Fist. It's a big shout out to Smallest Sasquatch for this very good document.

It is a really, really good document. Thank you, Smallest Sasquatch. This site is great. And there's so many things in here. Okay. So, yeah, we're going to go to the Shul song, Stink Fist. We're all familiar, right? No. Okay.

All right. Well, that's definitely, yeah. It definitely wasn't like four years of my teenage life listening to that. Anyway, so my name is Black Mofasa9. That's what my name is. Black Mofasa9. I don't usually comment on songs with more of eight pages of comments, but... Wait, you're a hipster for song lyrics?

This one's too damn popular for me. Have you ever heard of this band Tool? They're kind of underground. Have you ever heard of this band Tool? They're kind of underground. They only play in mid to small size stadiums. I think it's more pointing towards the progression of getting used to something. Anything.

Drugs. Life. The search for adrenaline or dopamines, which is... Video games. Sleep. Masturbation. Oh. Eating. Getting used to eating? Yep. Still not there.

It was a big adventure before, but now I just chew and then I swallow. So boring. So boring. You know, another thing that I used to be addicted to, and you can probably feel me on this one, Bunny Bread. Yeah. Arguing to pull love out of your lover. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I just couldn't get enough hugs. Don't stop until you get enough. Absolutely.

A foot on the gas pedal. Another thing we like. Right. Anything at all a person could become Addicted to Think of the steps I got addicted to the steps yeah It could become begin innocently In the vag

On the dick Whatever It could begin with a hug a kiss A caress What the fuck I am a writer It could begin with a hug, a kiss, a caress. What the fuck? I am a writer. It could begin with a hug, a kiss, a caress of sin on your penis to full-blown sex. Ah. Wow.

Okay, Thor, I have a request for you. I'm here. Could you caress my penis with sin? That's a sin, bro. I will caress your penis. That is part of it for me. Well, think of the seven deadliest I could caress your penis with. Bluttony.

Or envy. Or lust. Actually, I would like a sloth. I barely even got it past my lips. Anyway, after that frontier has been crossed many a times, you may want more, because I know after a while, my own orgasms stop feeling good when I have too many of them. Too many of them? What?

What? Yeah. Yeah, man. I have like seven at once. Nine in a row and then I'm done. Like, whatever. Fuck it. So maybe next, I'll need a new line to cross.

And that would be fisting. Right, that's the next logical step. I'm one of the Falwells. I don't know which one I am. Again, fisting. We're talking about fisting now. It could begin with a finger and then progress to two fingers and then to three and then to one of those vibrating shavers.

Wait, wait, skip four. How is that this far? Holy fuck. In the green stat, please. That is quite the sexual practice, that you would start By inserting a finger Go to two or three

And then By menon Honey, honey You should wait It gets interesting And then an electrically powered cutting device It's like one of those Italian meals that's like 20 courses

and you eat it over three or four hours. Anything you're considering putting in your butt, please imagine me having to pull it out. No, no, that's part of it for me. That's really a big part of it, Victor. Edit point, goddammit, cut that out.

I'm so tired. I'm sticking my mic up my butt right now, Victor, thanks. Hey, pair of scissors, how you doing? Could you leave the cord attached at least no well that's far too pedestrian how else is it gonna record try it's one of those breakaway cables Uh, cool, okay, uh Wow, uh K-Thor, K-Thor

Uh, what's your favorite song in the world? Is it, uh Communist Daughter by Neutral Milk Hotel Or is it, uh Antichrist Superstar by Marilyn Manson Oh, well that's an easy choice All of them Alright, we'll do Marilyn Manson.

Okay, all right, fantastic. You are an Antichrist superstar, and your name is Divioz. Divioz. Does anyone else think it's fun to bait silly Christians? Yes, sure, Philadelphia. We're all going to hell, and the world is 6,000 years old, too. Or wait, was that 3,000? Or 12,000? I'm not sure. When is it we're going to hell exactly, by the way? I thought Judgment Day was 2,000. It's a bit overdue, isn't it? Come on, Jesus! Come wreak your holy vengeance

upon me! No sex before marriage, I hope, Philadelphia. No masturbating. No unholy thoughts. No coveting another woman, and that's just one commandment. Phew. You must spend your whole life worrying about your sins, Philadelphia. Ha ha! All I can say is if spending the rest of my life with you Christians is heaven, I think I'll take hell.

It ought to be hell fun. Lucifer the Lightbringer, the Morning Star sound like some pretty cool names to know about this devil with horns business he must be a nice old chap you can't just comment on your own songs Mr. Manson boots

while we were exploring the meaning of Marilyn Manson lyrics, you found the meaning of Gigi Allen lyrics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My name's Anal Cunt. Oh, is that Anal Cunt? You might be Seth Putnam. I love your work. I think that was actually the name of a Gigi Allen song, but anyway.

Okay. This is a comment on the song i want to fuck myself okay and it's uh and reply to a username river wolf who was like alan probably did want to fuck himself he did he did and repeatedly he expressed that love publicly and on film oh yes uh yeah the poop was probably involved too gg did indeed want to fuck himself river wolf just about every song he writes reflects what he does i like the present tense of this that's fun in his life or something that he strongly fantasizes about doing He knew it was offensive, but he didn't care. He didn't have an agenda of shock the

masses. He was just purging his thoughts onto a lyric sheet. He was purging other things onto the lyric sheets as well. Purging in a whole lot of directions, yeah. That's a purging in general. Yeah, the boy had to keep his diet straight

we all have our fitness regimen oh my god I love the idea of a Gigi Allen reply guy I've actually known a couple guys who were like really I think into Gigi to this level that they would sink this low. Oh my god.

He's been dead for like 25 years. Find a better hero. God, there are 39 comments on I kill everything I fuck. What he means to say! Alright. what he means to say. All right. Let's see. Let's go for some Apex Twin.

What do you say? Oh, yeah. Okay. Bunny Bread, you want to take the song Window Licker, please? Hell, yeah. Oh, God.

A lyrical smorgasbord, if I ever heard one. Apex Twin. Now, that sub-bitch could write some lyrics. Wait, who should I come to? Yeah, well, I don't want to spoil nothing, but... Wait, can you... It ain't mommy.

Can you read the lyrics off of the website for me, please? Oh, yeah, yeah. I just posted them. Okay, okay. Sorry, there. Let me... Whoa, hang on. Excuse me. I just posted them sorry excuse me I do the best Apex Twin impression

I've been practicing for years I've been growing out my hair and beating the shit out of keyboards and masturbating so

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and he goes, what? Oh, shit. Oh god, he means to do this. Okay. Oh, this is... His whole career was on purpose. Okay. This is, okay. His whole career was on purpose. Okay. Well, okay. I just want to I'm Nicole. Oh, fantastic. Alright. Yeah, I mean. First time listener, first time commenter, first time everything.

He may be extremely bizarre, but that doesn't necessarily imply that the song means nothing. There's something very deliberate about all his songs. If you don't believe me, check the frequency spectrum of window

liquor, and you'll discover that an image of the trademark evil face is embedded into the song itself. It's disturbing evil genius. That said, the French idiom for window shopping translates into English as licking the window.

With the French phrase already in the song, I think that counts for something. Plus... So, it's a song about shopping? Yes! I mean, so much more than that, sir. Okay. Plus, in the video, the two guys in the car are cruising around for women.

And even when they find some that they want, they can't get them. It seems like window shopping to me. My name is Lagobox. You have been schooled. Good day. Thanks a bunch. Thanks a bunch.

You know what's interesting? Lago, that's the prefix for rabbit. It could be a bunny box. Oh, I'm my vagina. Okay. the prefix for rabbit. Could this be a bunny box? Oh! I'm a... I'm a... My vagina. Okay. I want to...

I want to tell you about the Pixies song Monkey Gone to Heaven. I want to hear about the Pixies song Monkey Gone to Heaven. It's a song, it's Monkey Gone to Heaven,

it's Monkey Gone to Heaven, it's Monkey Gone to Heaven, it's Monkey Gone to Heaven, it's Monkey Gone to Heaven. It's pretty much that. I think this is such a great song, and it's one of my favorite Pixies songs. Right.

The number part is so cool. Man is five, because we count in fives and ten because of our fingers. And the devil is six, and the devil is six, and the devil is six, and the devil is six, because devil is six and the devil is six and the devil is six

because 666 is the number of the beast. And God is seven because that's the heavenly number. Tons of sevens in Revelation, world created in seven days, et cetera, et cetera. I love the Pixies and I know someone who wants this song at his funeral

But I can't decide If this is great Or freaky And then Frank You're damn cat Yep it's Kabbalah Also 5 equals the pentagram The pentagram is the vehicle for making spiritual energy physical

We are pentagrams Heads, arms, oh, sorry, head, arms, legs. I mean, only in very specific yoga poses, though. Well, I don't have any fingers or toes or a dick, so... You don't need them. Yeah.

See, I'm right, I don't. Thus man is five, devil six, the eternal seven. That's basic numerology. Yeah. Like, basically. Like a dumb it down for you morons. The hard science. I mean, I'm a little too dumb to understand numerology.

To me, it kind of sounds like people are making shit up, but all right. Yeah, but that's because you're stupid. Okay, actually, yeah, Victor, can you give me some math, some actual math here? Oh, I wanted to do Kregis, but okay, you can, somebody needs to do Kregis. All right, all right, all right. I'll do Kregis. The last verse is a thing called numerology, where a certain number is called what? Oh, yeah, no, no, that's not I study something else

other than numerology. The last verse is a thing in numology. Numa, numa, hey! It's numa, numology. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, yeah, pneumology where certain

numbers turn up in certain parts of the Bible, like 40 days and 40 nights and shit like that. But seven is the holy number and six is the devil, apparently. Seven is the what number? Seven is the holly number.

That's right. You put that number above your balls and then you get a rash. Yeah, a rash. During Christmas, I really misunderstood what to use. Oh, boy. That would explain a lot. Boy.

Okay. Can I say, BunnyB Brad, I can genuinely see you as the guy who would put the mistletoe on his dick. Very on brand. I wasn't even invited to the party. That's the weird thing. I just walked in

mistletoe on my dick. Anyway, so the devil is six. Yeah. So man must be five, halfway between good and evil and sentient. Wait, can we count? Let's count, fellas. A number famously in between six and seven.

In numology, you moron. There's the number six, and then in between those is five. Six and a half, also known as five. Okay. Now, let me drop some math on you. Yeah. Cool, cool, cool.

It's my favorite part, baby, math. First, you must take into account a trilogy of songs on Doolittle, tracks five, six, seven, which then culminates in track 13, Hey. Now we're looking at the lyrics. Man in 5 times 3. Man is 5 times 3 equals 15. 15 songs after Here Comes Your Man would be Here Comes Again. Does this indicate that examining man is a circular process? Yeah, probably.

Does that make it meaningless or more profound? Maybe it means that looking at man means looking at oneself and looking at oneself is the key to understanding man as a whole. What? So, all right. Look, did you even read the pneumology book

that I sent you, dumbass? Where does Crackety Jones fall in this? I'm going to try this a different way, okay? Devil is six times five equals 30. Right. 30 songs after dead is dead again. Whoa. There is so much meaning and complexity here that I don't even think I should try and attempt it at this juncture.

That'll have 30 tracks. All right. Maybe you're confident. Okay, listen. God is seven times three equals 21. 21 songs after monkey is hay. Only God permits an escape from endless circularity. And hay is the next level of understanding.

Oh, Victor, Victor, Victor, Victor. My hand's way up, way up. Yes, Bunny Bread, do you use the potty? Well, yeah, I do for a lot of reasons. If you say time is a flat circle, I'm going to come. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Say it, baby, say it, baby, say it.

I think I'll hit the wall. Time is a flat... Time is a flat... Circus. I'm dead now. Circle. a flat circus. I'm dead now! Circle! So, listen, okay. There is only one song on

all of Doolittle that features guest musicians. Monkey Gone to Heaven. The cello is present throughout the song, playing a pattern that mirrors the parts of the other instruments. The violin also appears plucking out a similar part. Because these parts are all mirrored in the parts of the other instruments. The violin also appears plucking out a similar part. Because these parts are all mirrored in the parts of the other instruments, they do not stand out very much from the fabric of the music.

But the cello does break away from this pattern on God is Seven, where it soars briefly and beautifully. The last sound we hear on Monkey is also a note held by the cello. If this isn't an appearance of God on this CD, I don't know what it is. Wow. Jesus Christ. Wow. By the way, just to be clear, when they say 15 songs or 30 songs after,

they mean they are looping the album over repeatedly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how everything in numerology works. I'm glad somebody gets it, you dipshits. Wait, it If you reach the end of something just start at the beginning again And then it'll make sense Wow I had no idea that the Pixies Doolittle was the most sonically complex Album I've ever heard

Sonically thematically Numerically It's got it all Absolutely Okay We have A finale that I'm going to get to It's got it all. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay. We have a finale that I'm going to get to, but before we get there,

K-Throw, will you help me fuck the pain away? I wouldn't be... He's just saying help. I shouldn't be happier. Let me just take the long one, please. There's a lot of discussion of what a Chrissy behind is. Yeah. When you're going to fuck the pain away, you want to take the long one. Okay.

Obviously, none of you get the true meaning of this song. Wise up, folks. Listen to the teachers of Todd Box. I'm assuming Todd Box is me. That does not rhyme nearly as well as the Teaches of Peaches, but okay. Listen to the Crocs of Todd Box.

This song is about a mother and her infant child. No! No, it isn't! No! How would either of them do that? Professor Todd Box is preaching here. Did you listen to part one that is so clear? I'll take you all through

line by line. Don't do that. It's a song about sex between a mother and her infant child. What? There's four lines and 30 of them are, fuck the pain away. Yeah, but it's in a tone, Boots. It's in a tone.

There's huh, there's what, there's right, there's uh. Yeah, but it's in the tone, Boots. It's in the tone. There's huh. There's what. What. Yeah. There's right. There's uh. Yeah. She's clearly not listening very well over the phone.

Suck it on my titties like you wanted me. Hello. Can we say nursing? So the baby is getting milk from the mother. That happens every day in the McDonald's lobby. We have all seen it. Do McDonald's have lobbies? Lobby. The lobby of McDonald's.

Do you go to stay for two weeks at a time at a McDonald's? Maybe at the mezzanine level of McDonald's. Yeah, you're there before you have to go through security. Right. The baby wants more milk. So in essence, it wants more of the mother.

Get it? Good suckos. Next. Calling me all the time. Babies need attention and everything is taken care of by their parents. I don't know if you have ever seen a baby, but good Lord, they cry all the time. This child is calling its mother all the time. This child is calling its mother all the time.

Have you seen this, folks? Have you seen this? Have you seen these babies, folks? These babies, I tell you, they give you no respect. Hey! I just saw a baby, and boy, are my eyes tired. Hey! Like Blondie, check out my Chrissy behind It's Fine All the Time.

The mother is Blondie. The baby is calling for Blondie, check out my Chrissy behind It's Fine All the Time. The mother is Blondie. The baby is calling for Blondie and it wants to be changed. And Dagwood is nowhere to be seen. Chrissy is obviously a new slang word for poopies that is not popular yet. Obviously. Well, we're going to get it there. It's onomatopoetic. You sit down in the toilet

it goes Chrissy it's short for the legendary sword Chrisegrim this child will kick off the Chrissy word and make it popular and light the world on fire the last half of this line is total

sarcasm the child is being cocky because the mother is not clearing its Chrissy behind fast enough. Just imagine somebody saying it's fine all the time with a total disregard for truth. Babies are famously sarcastic. Yeah. That is the inner dialogue of the child. Babies invented irony, I'm pretty sure. They were whining and crying ironically, right?

Well, truthfully, at least a former baby certainly did. I like sex on the beaches. See, this is where it might get tricky for y'all. Oh, okay. This song changes perspectives. Other than changing perspectives, this line is ultra simple. It goes back to the mother who after a day of listening to its hipster child cry

and wiping ass, well, she wants to take a break and relax and have a sex on the beach. Did you just burn a baby with the term hipster? Well, would Peaches... Fucking hipster babies. Do you think Peaches is going to have a normie child? Foolish.

Clownish behavior. Kid was born with an ironic mustache. I mean, sure. What else is in the teaches of Peaches? Well, the mother is thinking about how to properly raise a child. What else should I teach this child when it gets older? I call the child it because that is one thing the song leaves a mystery we are not aware of the gender of the child why wouldn't it make

that clear why why doesn't fuck the pain away make it clear with the gender of the infant is anyway this line comes down to proper parenting teaching methods and that Peaches is worried about being a decent parent. Huh? What? Right. Uh. Well, there's a meaning here, too. Okay, great.

Todd Box has it all laid out for him. Todd Box? This is just her inner dialogue after Googling parenting teaching methods. Her first reaction is confusion. Huh? This is just her inner dialogue after Googling parenting teaching methods. Her first reaction is confusion. Huh? Her second is a desire to understand. What?

The third is understanding. Right. The song came out in 2000, so she may have been exciting or like-o-sing it. Yeah. Sure. Asking Jeeves, mayhaps. The final is her call of satisfaction of her newfound knowledge. Ugh.

Ugh. Her desire to learn is impeccable. Right. And we should all hope to follow in her footsteps. I've learned something. Ugh. Ugh. IUD

SIS stay in school because it's the best IUD I think this is something that Peaches leaves for the listener to decide the meaning what does that acronym mean IUD yeah there's just no way

to know it's impossible to know Peaches uses Google. We don't, okay? We're dull. Todd Box. I say it stands for incinerate used diapers. What am I to say? Yeah.

Oh, God. SIS. Peaches in her live performance, like, incinerate, just like getting a crowd into a chair. When I say incinerate, you say use diapers. Incinerate. Use diapers. Incinerate.

Use diapers. And then zombie Gigi Allen comes back from the grave. Takes a dump, fucks himself. In front of the entrance. This one's for you, Riverwolf. Aren't they all for river wolf yeah s.i.s is just slang for stay in school it goes back to the chrissy behind line the child wants to be hip and is starting a slang word the mother knows this and wants to stay in touch with her child. She is trying but the child knows what she is doing.

And even us as listeners can tell that Chrissy is better than SIS. She says SIS and then repeats the meaning. What a dorky thing to do. Finally, fuck the pain away. The mother

needs to get the rejection of the child off her mind she needs to start anew she's calling out for somebody else she can have sex with for two reasons one to make a new child a better bigger child yeah stronger we can rebuild it yeah and two she can get the whole thing off of her mind And get rid of the pain Oh, so fucking the pain away? That's what it is That's what it is

Yeah, I'm Colossimo You're fucking stupid Well, he's got a point Oh, vote, oh, vote I came back five years later and said that. Five years later! Well, Colossimo had to concoct the perfect burn.

Took a good five years. This fucking... I'll get it tomorrow. I'll get it tomorrow. Just write it down and then you can edit it later. You're stupid fucking... No, that's not right. Watching the cursor blink Damn it

Oh god I really like you No No No You have great hair Shit No

This is terrible I gave him sitting Bolt upright in bed In the middle of the night I got it I got it I gotta write this down Once the computer Trips over His underwear Is falling down on it. I gotta write this down.

Plus the computer trips over his underwear and he's falling down. Eureka! What do you got, Victor? I think this song is about fucking the pain away. I think this song is about fucking the pain away. Colossmo, what do you think? Lifting you up on my shoulders, taking you, starting a crowd chant.

Frank West, Frank West, I do know that you're down with the clown. I do know that you have much motherfucking clown love. I do know that it's all about family for you. It's entirely about family. Whoop, whoop. It's entirely about family. Yeah, so I know that not everyone is as big of an Insane Clown Posse fan as you are. Yeah.

So before you give your interpretation of the song, I'm just going to read a little tiny bit from the song Fuck the World by Insane Clown Posse. Yeah. So it starts, you know, like most songs. Fuck, fuck that shit. Fuck, give it to me. If only I could set the world on fire. Fuck, if only I could set the world on fire.

If only I could set the world on fire. Say fuck the world, fuck the world. If only I could set the world on fire. Fuck! If only I could set the world on fire. If only I could set the world on fire. Say fuck the world. Fuck the world. If only I could set the world on fire. Fuck them all. Fuck them all. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck us. Fuck Tom. Fuck Mary. Fuck Gus. Not Gus! They write a lot. Yeah, yeah, fuck Gus. They write a lot about their infant child.

That's weird. Hey man, hey man, if you thought there were sacred cows in the world, you don't know what it's saying. Clown posse if you thought there were sacred cows in the world, you don't know what it's saying, clown posse. Fuck dairies. Whoa. Whoa. Fuck your gonorrhea. Fuck your diarrhea.

Oh, no, both? What am I? Both of them. Oh, man, I don't want to have to fuck both of them. Fuck your mom. Fuck your mom's mom. Fuck the Beastie Boys and the Dalai Lama. Fuck the rainforest.

Fuck a forest gump. You probably like it in the rump. Fuck Lyle Lovett, whoever the fuck that is. That's actually a good line. You like to hunt a lot, so fucking what? Fuck Disco, Count, or Monte Cristo? Fuck Sisko and Jack and Barry Briscoe?

And fuck everyone that went down with the Titanic in a panic. I'm like, fuck you all. Fuck the police and the 502. Both of them? Both of them. Both of them. Both of them. Damn. How do they feel about the one time?

Fuck Celine Dion and fuck Dionne Warwick. You both make me sick. Suck my dick. Fuck the Berlin Wall. Both sides of it. Whoa. Whoa. That's a lot of fucking.

Yep. Anyway, you knew all of those lyrics I'm sorry, I don't mean to give you everyone back to speed of what the song is like I mean, I obviously was listening to that just before I started recording

And as I was reciting it, I imagine you sort of nodding your head serenely Yes, indeed, fuck them Love that part, love that part Love that part too, that part's great It's a fuck them Love that part, love that part Love that part too That part's great It's a little weak, love that part I'm assuming I'm Jack Blackout

You tell me, man How the fuck should I know your name? Jack Blackout's pretty funny, actually Yeah, it's a solid username. It's pretty good. B-A-L-P-P. Wait, no. B-A-L-P-P.

What the hell? BALP-P-P. Join us at B-A-L-P-P dot dot I-T. Come on down to BALP-P-P. When I started this recording, I went, ooh, that's a lot of Templeton. Whatever. Oh, wow. ICP is the, no, sorry.

ICP's is the best. Yeah. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Titty, pussy, balls. Balls, nuts, anus, cock. Yeah. Family. Balls, nuts, anus, cock.

Christ, give me a million dollars. It takes so much talent to come up with deep lyrics like this. I would never think of something like, fuck everything in a million years. And you know that if it were any other word over and over, it would just sound lame, flat, and repetitive. But not fuck. Yeah, the more you say fuck, the smarter you sound. Wow, fucking go, Don Quixote.

Go get him. Want to hear my theory about the origin of the Juggalo people? It all started during the Ice Age, when several cowboy cavemen Oh! It's Redditor cavemen. Yeah, that's Redditor.

Oh, sorry, you're right. Every Redditor caveman. Which is not that dissimilar from Reddit now. Who were too incompetent to hunt for food and were thereby shunned by the clan, decided to band together.

I can see it now. You be the juggalo. You'd belong to group ugugug. What? Me be in a group? Juggalo for laugh. Got to talk about own balls. See you around cave, Grug. Fuck it. Get him.

Get him! You're in this play, ICP fans. It's about you. Wait a damn minute. I don't actually like you. I was lying. Oh, no.

He pulls off his mask. Okay. You get the picture But why do people listen to ICP? Many of them use the excuse of Hey, it's funny as hell Well, fine, but if it's supposed to be funny Stop walking around like a bunch of badasses Nobody would be walking around

Wearing a Weird Al t-shirt Talking all of this shit. Yes, Weird Al is gay too. Ooh, get him, Bexie! Now you've gone too far. Fuck him up! What is up with you?

Now I've got to cut you. I can tell you that Jack Blackout's favorite band is Static X. Oh, okay. All right. Things falling into place here. Man, you know what my favorite Static X song is?

That guy's hair is really tall. Like that one. It's a good song. It's not bad. It's really tall. It's really tall. It's because he's been rubbing balloons on it, getting all that static. Real tall hair.

Wow. Wait. That's why I like their music. Hang on. I want to be insulted further as an honorary Juggalo. Thank you, gentlemen. God, he just yells at people on this website. That's almost every one of his posts.

How do you see more from Jack Blackout? It's confusing. You have to click on their account, and then under submissions, you click on comments. Oh, that's good. Yeah, it sucks. You know those little words that... You could learn a thing or two about website design here.

Yeah, Jesus Christ. Catch the fuck up. You know the little words that look like they're such tiny texts that you're inclined to completely ignore them? They're the only clickable things on this page. Well, especially when it says the user has no submissions. Yes.

It's truly... They haven't submitted any artists that exist. And of course it defaults to that. Because all these users are submitting artists, I guess. Okay, actually,

Kthor, Kthor, you know, we let Jack Black out with his opinions on ICP, but what does MyAntiDrugIsSuicide have to say?

That's a very good user name. There are some good ones on here for sure. I personally listen to ICP because if you pay attention to their lyrics, you'll see that the great majority of them have meanings.

Juggalos and juggalettes are hardcore fans with minds. I'm one of the biggest hardcore juggalettes you will find, and I am a far cry from a crave-dwelling idiot

of the implied intelligence. I mean, I've seen some big juggalettes, so I'm saying. I could just as easily attack you for things you like for your interests and for your general taste in music but i happen to consider myself to be a better person on opinions than that uh juggerho for your future reference is a person who is viewed by juggalos and juggalettes as someone who is ignorant, anal, and is persistent in demonstrating that they are unworthy of even existing

on the face of the earth. So a jug-a-ho is someone who is considered ignorant even by other juggalos. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yep, absolutely. That's pretty, that's, yeah. Just call them bunny breads at that point. I won't express my opinions any further until I see something worthy of another two minutes of my time.

Nice! Nice! Nice. Good job, Jules. Got them. Nice. What did we learn from any of this? Oh, Juggalo songs have meanings. We didn't hear what they were. No.

All of them, like, most of them. She said most of them. Oh,'t hear what they were. No. Most of them. She said most of them. Oh, you're right. Most of them. Some of them don't. The one song was about fuck some stuff. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Fuck that things.

Yeah. And actually, that is something that Insane Clown Posse and Muse have in common. That's true. Hey. I'm just mad at stuff in general. I just like the, you know, the order of how many fingers to stick into an

orifice. Yeah, we didn't get a timeline for like how to go through that. Yeah. I don't know if I mean, I'm sure that somebody has written a book called The Joy of Fisting. Well, The Joy of Shaving Fisting.

Well, no, no, no. That's called foreplay. You're going to get to the fisting. Like the electric shaver kind of, there's fisting and then there's you know, then there's manscaping while at the same time fisting. Internal manscaping. Right, manscaping and manscaping while at the same time Fisting

Internal manscaping Right, manscaping and manscraping Yeah Yeah There's fisting and then there's a pap smear I think the more we butt in this joke The worse it's gonna get Oh yeah, hang on

We've got a good Solid 20 minutes of this shit here. Buddy Bread loosens his belt. Oh, I couldn't possibly. Well, one more. Start wrestling around for that cricket, Buddy Bread. It's becoming Andy. Yeah, the songs that are

About sex and drugs Which are numerous That didn't seem to miss the point The songs that aren't about sex and drugs That also missed the point It feels like this is just sort of a website that just gets it wrong 100% of the time Even when they're right

It's just Like who cares Well, yep It's just... Like, who cares? Well, yep. There's definitely who cares, yeah. There's somebody on here that thinks that Raspberry Beret is about a clitoris.

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. By what? By what? By the words explicitly being said out loud into a microphone and then being recorded? No, no, no. Just a feeling. No, he was just looking at a picture of a clitoris at the time when hearing the song. Looking at a picture of just the clitoris? Yeah, just the clitoris.

Interesting. looking at a picture of just the clitoris yeah just the clitoris I've been to medical school and I had to study I got caught up in certain parts of the books yeah for example looking here at the comments Nelly is hot in here I'm sorry hot in her

for Aaron in love says another stupid song related to sex, Naked Girls? Take off your clothes? I hate it because of its lyrics. It becomes a real bore when a thousand songs are related to sex. What's up with all this sex

shit? I've never even heard of it. By the way, I'm ace. I don't know if I mentioned. Yeah, and then just like slap fights on pop music is really good like I like when somebody likes something and then decides to comment on a completely unrelated song it's like this isn't great because

it's not Pink Floyd and I like Pink Floyd let's have a productive conversation, okay? This is like the one place for music discussion that is not about talking whether you like the song or not. And they still can't help it. This is the one time. In that case, why is not every song about video games somehow?

Yeah. Thank you. Someone's saying it. At least then you would have paid attention this episode, Frank Quest. Now I'm going to go check out the song meetings for Pac-Man Fever. It's definitely about sex. Or drugs. Our website is

THAFPL.US. I got that one right. Let's try this other one. You did. You got this. Come on, everybody. Start with a P. I know that. So that website is B-A-L-L-P. Uh-huh. Huh?

Then there's a period. And then I-T is at the end of that. Yay! That's ball pit And my whiskey's gone Bye Goodnight Bye. I stumbled across this the other day I don't know why

it was a Donahue episode on free speech and so they had two live crew come and do the fuck shop in front of the audience. And yeah, it's... I don't know. I don't know if... Oh man, the audience shots are great. Yes, the audience shots are fantastic. Well, okay then.

Well. Well. well okay then well man those guys are the worst rappers in the world I just love just like it's the longest three and a half minutes of the audience's life

that is what they all saw right before they died. They've had a flashback to this. Like right after, like memories of their wedding. Exactly. All that was thrown out. I like boobies. How about you? laughter laughter laughter

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