The F Plus - 385: Pee Fans

Episode Date: March 5, 2023

This episode is about pee fans such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and MegaPoop Tech. I'm just writing down those usernames because I found them all very funny. This week, The F Plus learns the term for a manager who is somehow also a woman.

the anticipation has been building for this the f plus podcast a very moist place with terrible things read with enthusiasm. And in this room we have Jack Chick. There are a lot of diaper ads on this website. John Toast. Do you think that pee missionaries hand out urinary tracts? Dijon DuJour. When it comes to the

art of non-toilet based urination I feel like the man's ability of the penis based pee stream is extraordinarily limited. The only real dad on Twitter for as long as that website lasts is K-Thor Jensen. We are not a platform for serial handjobbers. We are a family, and we need you or not need you according to your personal maturity. And Lemon.

Naruto. The next piss ninja. And Lemon. Naruto, the next Piss Ninja. I said it's all right. What's with the attitude? She said it's all right. So what's the altitude? I said it's out of sight. What's with the attitude? She said it's all right.

She said let's get away now. Let's go down by the bay. She turned her hand my way now. Watch out what you say now. Now the things you've been through make it seem like nothing could ever really last forever. But if you try. Hey, F Plus. Hello. Hi. Hi, Lemon.

Howdy. Hey, do you all feel relieved? Not yet. Not yet? Okay. Why is that? Do you think there's something that could bring you relief? You know, I feel, yeah, it's just like

I feel like I need to go somewhere or something like that and maybe that would... Like a wanderlust kind of thing? Something similar to that. More like, you know, there's this place called a bathroom. I haven't been to one recently.

Gotcha. Go on. And I really just want to pee, but I have to read this doc first. That's right. You have to hold it until we read this doc. Because we have a doc that has been treading

in anticipation since June of 2016. Holy shit. And it is bursting. We are going to be going to a website that, of course, still exists. It's still taking new memberships. It's ready for you. And it is called pfans.com I wonder what they're about.

pfans.com has a banner image. Guess what's on that? Some of the recently active topics. It's a forum. There's other things. It seems like there is a video gallery. For example, if I scroll down, it says Premium P

Video Gallery. Thousands of the sexiest girls peeing in every situation, position, and location you can imagine. And then it says, Warning! Includes naughty peeing. Oh, what? Yeah. Some of the recent active topics. i clarify it doesn't just say

includes naughty peeing it says includes naughty peeing from women on this forum oh well that is exciting okay you can get to know them through their posts and get to know them through their pee like a urologist. Sure. Yeah, like there's, for example, like this is a forum that is, you know, it's been on, this forum has been in existence for years. You know, it seems fairly active. Most of these sub threads have, you know, tens of thousands of posts in them. Some of the most recently active topics are post-funny stuff here, struggles of a big bladder, pee fun you can enjoy discreetly, and mental health. Oh, no. Hmm.

Good. Great. No. So this will be a fine place And I think every time we go on this website We know the sort of photos that we should be anticipating But we're going to start things off And by the way this was submitted to us by Dr. Activisionary And thank you so very much for this document

In the past Lemon can I point out something real fast? Of course The main section of the forum is referred to as the wet zone documents in the past. Lemon, can I point out something real fast? Of course. I would love if you did. The main section of the forum is referred to as the wet zone. The wet zone! As we're recording this, today was

the day that the death of Gallagher was revealed. I think this is the splash zone. Okay, so we're going to start things off here in the general pee talk and questions. We're going to talk about all things related to pee. And this is a little bit of a blast from the past. We're going to be talking about the courtesy pee. If you've listened to some of our older WikiHow episodes, you can learn how to do a courtesy pee as a woman.

But John, if you'll start us off, your name is Peter. It's Peter, but with an extra E. I think you can guess where. Cunning. That's right. Right after the R. No. Let's see. Okay.

So as Peter, I am talking about how to perform a courtesy pee. Okay. Great. WikiHow page for women on how to pee in public without being noticed. Very informative, but I would imagine most females here already practice the methods mentioned. And then a link to the wiki how to perform a courtesy pee.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. And then Dijon, you are Mishu420? Yeah, Mishu420. And I'm a forum legend. What? It only took me 176 messages to get that far. This information needs

to be televised. Mainstream audiences need to know this. Ah, mainstream. I see. It's the P culture jam. Alright. I want to be able to walk

through the grocery store and tip my hat at all the casual urinating girlies peeing all over the aisles. What kind of hat do we think this is? Wow. Wow. Hi, I'm

Fanny Watcher. Fanny Watcher. Fanny Watcher. Great. Great. I found the graphics quite arousing. I think if wearing skirts girls would be better off without undies. I reckon it would be hard to see up there mostly anyway if they were careful. I mean, that's true.

That's true. You'd have to really get in there. In response to your, this is Unilu, in response to your comment about being difficult to see up the skirt, that would depend on the skirt. It was only in the late 1800s, early 1900s. Oh good, we have a well actually guy on the feed for us. Well actually.

It was only in the late 1800s, early 1900s that wearing closed crotch underwear became common for women. I would imagine that any skirt longer than just above the knee would provide more than adequate privacy, unless climbing a ladder, etc. Though tight pencil skirts would not be suitable for standing peas,

unless the woman liked her pee running down the inside of her leg. Oh man, doesn't everybody? It keeps you cool in the desert. I saw that episode of Better Call Saul. Yeah. And then we're back to Peter. Hi again. I'm just Peter. I'm just giving more

material for the forum here. I'm a good guy like that. Just another website on how to perform a courtesy pee. Pay special attention to the section on how to control your bladder on a bus. The advice is amazing. Amazing. And does this post still exist?

Nope, it does not. It does not. It does not. But I need you, even though it doesn't exist, you need to read out the entire URL. Yes. So there's us versus them in like lead speak and then post and numbers. And then the good part, how to poo and pee anywhere, anywhere, anywhere. So we're getting that SEO.

We're getting that urinary SEO in here. Anywhere, anywhere, anywhere. Oh, man, we really got to get eyes on this article about courtesy peeing. Make sure to integrate the keyword in as much as possible Hey, hey, hey Yeah My name's Steve 2, 5, 8 Well, fuck it

My name's Steve I'm a moderator I'm a staff member I'm a premium. I'm a staff member. I'm a premium I'm fucking fancy. Wow. I have so much gold on this website. Yeah.

So here's the thing that I need to know about you. Plus, what are the things that annoy you about pee porn? What things do you find the most annoying with peeporn? This is one of my posts. I have done thousands more.

Good lord. Yes, you have. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You think you're ever going to get to that 100,000? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean, I'll get there.

I'll get there eventually. I'm a gold member. Okay. Here are some of my pet hates. Little dribbles, especially after a prolonged fake desperation. I mean, come on. Come on. Guys talking and telling the girl what to do. Shut the fuck up, man!

And just let her get on with it and film what happens! Come on, pee. Man screaming. Man explaining. Nice. I hate stop, start pees. I just want to see a continuous flow. Oh, my God. A continuous flow.

It will never stop. The forever flow. Infinity pee. I don't think girls normally spend forever stopping and starting. Mind you, who knows? Who could ever know? I've definitely never seen a vagina. That's why I'm so silly.

Every time I try to imagine one, my vision goes all gray. I would certainly explain that lifelong mystery. Why the fuck girls take so long in the fucking bathroom? Oh, hey. And what's the deal with airline food? What's the deal with airline bathroom? The Dice Man here to talk about the ladies peeing in the porn. Yeah.

Hey, Jack Chick. Hey, Jack Chick. Yeah. Here's your sign. Thank God. I'm not so keen on slow-mo either. And utterly fake orgasmic moans when she pees. Ideally, a girl will enjoy peeing a lot.

But in reality, never quite that much. Aw. Dude, you're watching porn the thing I like is bad jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk I just really want more realism in my pee porn yeah except for like not too much I mean when Candice

started moaning orgasmically and peeing princesses 17 really broke my immersion. Just really took me out of it. Come on, guys. It's fun to pee, but not that fun. Come on, guys. For fuck's sake.

Let's have a little more realism. When it comes to the ecstatic moans, less is more during pissing. Really, dudes? And fucking music which is always most stunningly crap but even if it were fucking great that i'd pay good money to hear at a concert that's not what i want from a p video if i wanted that i'd buy a fucking music video. I just want to hear her pissing, guys. You know, this actually makes a lot of sense that like, like random fetishists would be like, no, this is it's got to be more specific.

So this all reminds me, there's a cartoonist named Joe Matt, and he's like a super like insane porn addict. super like insane porn addict and this is back in videotaped porn days he would rent porn and he would dub it onto his own videotapes but he would carefully excise it to cut out all of the men's faces so this is like a very sort of common attitude in like fetishes like this is they have a they have a very narrow view of what pissing is meant to be. Sure, sure, sure, sure. And nobody can understand that that's their view, so they assume that that's everybody's view. Right.

Do you think that everyone hates the music? That reminds me so much of Lift and Carry fetish, right? Where it's like, no, no, no, the women carry the men. Let's go back to Fanny Watcher. What's Fanny Watcher got to say? With me and any porn in general, I hate all that ooh and ah.

But what if you're watching firework porn? Especially if a girl is having a wee? Never would have imagined that Fanny Watchers... Boy, the ghosts have a wee! British! British! Does she orgasm in Tesco? I'm just getting more British every sentence.

Great, fantastic. Tesco toilets. I'm just getting more and more every sentence. Great. Fantastic. Does she orgasm while peeing on her ZX Spectrum while eating fish and chips? Thatcher. What year is it? Pretty sure it'd be beans on toast. It just never changes. Pretty sure it'd be beans on toast.

Not a... This never changes. Does she orgasm in Tesco toilets doing her shop then? I think that's why I prefer the voyeur type. At least that's just girls behaving normally. We wipe flush. No sound effects. Ah, the cinema verite And then, Dijon, you are a simple country lawyer by the name of Sephora

Yeah, I don't know much of pornography But it seems like the ones I've seen in the past And I'm not targeting all of them, but they don't seem to enjoy it as they are paid to act. I could be wrong. Hi, this is Fanny Watcher again. Yay! You're back. I've seen some where the girl doesn't seem to be enjoying three men using her like a pin cushion. Or maybe to seem as if she's not enjoying it is part of the fun.

I heard in terms of payment, girls get double the guy rate. One outtake. Double? Double. Nope. Yeah, Double. Nope. Yeah, double. Nope. That's not the split.

No, no, no, no, no. No, that's the split. Okay, okay, sure. Are you impugning Fanny Watcher's credibility here? That's why there's so much gay porn. It's so cheap. I'll bargain it twice the price. Listen, you could have two girls doing it or four dudes.

Also, I don't like a long build up to the nudity as in a lot of 80s US stuff. A mate of mine once got hold of a video which was about four films in one hour. No long-winded dialogue there. Wow. I once heard of a porn. There's tell of a porn on the wind. 25 minutes of being.

But I'm Kevin, and I'm a member of the 1000 Post Club. There are two things that annoy me about porn in general. One, filming girls who are there for the money only, as they do not care about the quality of their acting

ability, nor that of the video being made. And that's a turn off for me in watching the finished product. The thing i hate about porn is when actresses are paid to be in porn yeah i want girls enjoying themselves as the camera films them then that's more enjoyable for me to watch them right okay i think you're okay all right yep two going to websites slash forums where the majority of members are guys. That if there are any women on there,

they soon leave and never come back because some guys are so fucking rude. That scares these women off completely. Where I would like to see a well-balanced amount of women to men on a site like this one here that's open, friendly, and comfortable to come to. And sharing in what they are all interested in. That's a site I like to go to. So, okay. So two things that annoy me about porn.

And then one thing about porn and one thing that's not about porn at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like the gender balance on on pfans.com is pretty even like like sure yeah sure every image is like a vulva with urine coming out of it but like it's probably it's pretty even split i think as far as gender goes look look i mean it makes it makes total sense once you sum it up kevin hates two things about porn one women that are only in porn for the money two that he can't meet women on the p4 those are two things wrong with porn that kevin doesn't like right damn it

porn also uh toast what's your new name my name is iron bladder man i'm a forum legend yeah you are what i don't like is a lot of what was said in this thread as well goodbye no i keep talking my amplify men amplify men My two senses Number one When a wedding video gets overly explicit There are plenty of other porn vids That are so there would be some

Contrast if a few were not Okay Um yeah Okay number two Basically I want to see what I clicked On the link for Not some filler Number three Okay

When some vids are just Previews for the full We're gonna be reviewing The new NVIDIA Oh also I'm peeing Number three When some vids are just Previews for the full ones

On another site that's sometimes a pay site Or not oh man making me Making me pay for my peeporn I hate paying for peeporn PPP plosives Number four My inner filmmaker really appreciates it When videos keep to their own thing

Instead of being like the rest fully Wow what does your inner editor say Thanks Kubrick. We could argue that. Although he had four points in his two cents, it still maintains the ratio we discussed earlier. And the second thing Kevin

said, oh hey, he has a problem with porn making it so that he can't meet women on the porn forum too. There was a forum I was on a few years back that every thread on its forums That two male members had to post on slash in Even the lesbian slash certain fetishers Only sub forums

What? The fetishers Quick hide in the gutter The fetishers are coming by Is that like the footballers I assume Yeah The footballers are a scourge. I was picturing like, I don't know, the pee-themed stormtroopers from like a shitty 80s apocalypse movie.

Like they've got those astronaut diving helmet bubbles over their heads, but it's just full of pee. They shoot you with pee. You guys keep recording. I'm going to go write this script up. Great. Well, my name is Greedy Needy Girl. And I'm an actual woman. You sound like a girl.

Yes, I certainly am. I just turned 18 and I'm so curious about sex. Can I have your credit card information? about sex. Can I have your credit card information?

Anyway, you can usually detect, quite easily in my opinion, the professional as opposed to the well and truly amateur. So, where there are professional porn stars, by and large US-based, although not strictly confined to, this is a term I enjoy, are professional porn stars, by and large, U.S. based, although,

not strictly confined to, this is a term I enjoy, Silicon Valley. Hey, the nice man's back. Get him out of here. Delightful. Yes. Put him back in.

Ribbled. All the humor of a Spencer's Gifts. Just laughing at this. There's the more girlfriend-wife type clips. Urine is diluted in porn. The more pure and clear, the less it tastes. What? Yes. Yeah.

As it gets to a shade of yellow to deep amber, you know that it'll taste bitter and acrid. We should attempt to distinguish between the two approaches by illustrating what we mean. Here's an

unpleasant image of a woman peeing. Hey, I'm going to keep scrolling and I won't see that again. Oh no! Great, okay! Well, just scroll past that, an unpleasant image of a woman peeing. In the document, we don't have the image, just says squirting underscore

gold dodgy. Unpleasant image. I think this is a fine example of amateur porn. I'm sure that it has been posted on here before. I think this lady really enjoys her lewd display. It is written

all over her horny face. Her pee is golden and there are signs of arousal oozing from the vagina. A thing that I also have, the very same photo. Here it is again. You're welcome. You're welcome.

Oh, the oozing signs. What do you got there, K-Thor? Oh, my name is Norfie654321. Cool. Oh, my name is Norfie654321 Well, I've said this before somewhere on the forum and I can't be the only one to think it but there's nothing worse

than showing a woman smoking while peeing It's just absolutely disgusting There's just something repulsive Yep I really enjoy disgusting. There's just something repulsive. Yep. Mm-hmm.

I really enjoy on these forums where people draw the line. It's... Actually... Toast, can you take N-O-P-J-A-N-S Nope Jans? Nope Jans? Nope. Nop Jans. Hello, I am Nap-yons. I am not a fan of looping to make it seem like the P is longer than it is.

Oh, but that's my whole Giphy account. I use that for every work reaction video. I know that some people like to see the same event filmed from multiple angles, but I don't like that myself. But it's like a kung fu movie. You gotta see the kick from three from multiple angles, but I don't like that myself. But it's like a kung fu movie. You've got to see the kick from three angles. Pee, pee, pee. Crouching dragon. Right, and then we do the Sunny Teba x-ray view after.

Good. I'm imagining that rotating thing from The Matrix. I will bet you cash money it exists. Oh, yeah. You know you know what though that's actually expensive to shoot it requires a lot of cameras so maybe not find the best angle and show it to me if multiple cameras film the same event i'd prefer if the producer spent a little time and edited them into one cohesive clip wow wow how do all of you guys watch so much pornography and you don't understand?

Like, I want acting acumen. I want, like, strict editing criteria. Yeah, no, this is all high-budget stuff, Lemon. This isn't just, like, lowest common denominator, like, as fast as we can fucking make it. You think this is a game to us? This is real life.

Yeah. These forms are my life. These forms are so fun because like anybody who was just going to like come in, come to this and then leave, they've already gone. And so we get all the people just be like, actually, I didn't really like,

I didn't feel that angle Was really realistic For her peeing It's just like I know what you mean It's just like Have you watched Like a second movie Other

Something that was not Something that did not Involve urination Oh so this is the Like Harry Potter fans Read another book But for porno Watch another porn

Getting real Pissing Princesses 17 vibes from this. One of the few instances where I want someone to get another fetish just so they can diversify. Yeah, you know. We need to talk about your fetish portfolio. Diversify.

Yeah. So then there's some people being creepy about celebrities, which is fine, but oh, never mind. I was going to look at something else, but K-Thor just posted something.

What did you find there? Oh my god. My name is Patrick. Readers, I want to clue you in on the experience here. It's just like while we're reading and looking through the doc and looking through the post, K-Thor is just like posting the entire internet, like this section of the internet,

to our DMs on Discord. It's really fun to watch. I apologize. This is... I am built for this. This is what I do. Oh no, I to watch. I apologize. This is... I am built for this. I'm not complaining at all. I love it. I am not built for this at all. So it's really fun to watch. If you give me a hole,

I will make it deeper. Yeah. Anyway, I'm KazlanXK. I'm a mother and a member. I hope I have not lost my mind in terms of creativity, but the idea and concept of this has me too mind invested in it. If I got

too lazy to pee the bed myself, perhaps the bed itself could produce its own from the inside. Wow! Wow! This is pura link, but for pee. It has pee flowing upwards, creating a big wet patch for me to feel.

Even better yet, it could make a big wet patch that wouldn't lose its wetness while I'm away, for me to enjoy with when I'm back at the bed. There's endless ideas of what we can do. With self-feeing beds. And I would probably spend some time of mine. Trying to make it work. When I'm free. So you want a bad water bed? I don't much care for sex.

But I do love to sleep in the wet spots. Can we just skip to that? Oh and yeah, so Jack Jack, you're a simp fan? Yeah, I am I could envision one with a reservoir to provide sexual lubrication

I'm 66 and still not past menopause My pussy still lubricates a lot, but after masturbation can feel quite raw. I think having a few pre-warmed squirts of lubricant might assist in my comfort. I have no problem producing the pee myself, LOL. A bed with a lubricant reservoir In the mattress somewhere That you can exude

It's a wet bed With a lube pond in the middle Yeah, what's the problem? So you have to like, what? You have to like pixel hunt Like in an old King's Quest game to find the Here's the patch that has its lube and not pee Like I don't know

What they mean here Hey F Plus It's time for poetry Yay Yay Alright so this is The Poetry of P It's posted by Steve25whatever.

Steve. Super famous Steve. John Toast, do you think you can take this one for me? Sure. Let me. Let's see. All right. Let me warm up my instrument here.

As soon as I saw your beautiful face, I guessed I was in some heavenly place. But then I knew this had to be the moment I got to see you pee. As you squatted above the floor, your golden torrent began to pour, splashing down upon the ground, along with that lovely hissing sound. Watch out, there no snakes in there. Be gone, deed. You gazed below and smiled with glee at the sight of your yellow

pee. Your expression was one of total bliss as I stood before you and watched you piss. As steam arose from your pee's heat, the puddle expanded around your feet. You giggled with pleasure and did not fret, as your socks grew totally wet. Totally wet!

And as at last your pee did dwindle, I said aloud, I hope you're single. Because a girl who gains such joy from piss is the girl I need for marital bliss. You know what? Don't get on your knees in that to propose. You know what? Maybe I'm blocking out. Maybe I block out this material too well after being on this podcast too long.

Or maybe I've just read too much of it. But my main thought as reading that was like this actually scans really well it was like really the syllables and everything it had a it had a decent meter in there but like it did like a like a okay the p i'm gonna make the piss all right I'm gonna do piss. Like, started with the rhyme and worked backwards. Commendable insofar as that goes. K-Thor is all over

the place. I'm looking at the P-related superpowers. I don't think there's necessarily anything that I love out of this, but I do like the whole thread of pining. Like, if you had superpowers, what would you do? Parentheses, but it totally deals with your piss fetish.

So instead, I'm going to go back to the pee poems, such as this one from Girl Wipes. My name's Girl Wipes. There's some girls having a pee.

I count them. I count them. And find there's three. Oh, you must be from Wales. It's not that high. It takes a while. When they're finished, there's no issue. Because they've all got a tissue.

Two dabs and a squeeze. I see., poem complete. Yep. Perfect. Dead. And come. Okay, cool. So that was great.

But while I did enjoy the P-O-M's, Dijon, you are the admin of the site with the name of admin, and you've got something else you wanted to interject with here. Yes. Is that Shakespeare? Nope. Oh, wait.

Oh, shit. I think I forgot to actually make that a pun uh sorry uh interesting idea mind never heard pee poetry before which is surprising you'd think you'd hear it everywhere well in your circles

laugh instead of poems can I can offer you some pee jokes. Ooh, alright. Mm-mm. Alright, here's my first one. Where do women pee? Because all they ever see are signs for men and Scottish men.

As members here will know, luckily, there are plenty of places they pee on the toilets. Wow, that was a joke for sure. I've been in all of the structural trappings of a joke. Well done. Yeah. We have one British fan who was just laughing their ass off at that. It's also the sex trafficker, though, so it's a fact. They should put that on a gold record and shoot it out into space so aliens know what a joke sounds like.

Yeah, exactly. All right, all right. What if I try again? My wife always complained that I missed the bowl when I pee. To be honest, I shouldn't be pissing in my kid's cereal at all, really. Okay. Oh, my. Yep. all really okay I mean oh my alright I mean okay

if you can't see me after every time I make a joke I'm opening my mouth wide and throwing my hands out that's when you laugh I might be opening my mouth wide on the just going full songer hey guys I'm peeing

I read something the other day that made me piss myself It was a sign that said Toilet's closed Boy Even the dice man's like This guy's a fucking hack Get off the stage Okay

The guy off stage is making faces at me One more in for you guys When the toilet seats up the stage! Okay, the guy offstage is making faces at me, so I'll go one more. One more in for you guys. When the toilet seats up, a man can piss with deadly accuracy. When someone leaves the seat down, a man pisses like an epileptic at a disco.

Alright, that's my time, everyone. I'll be here tomorrow night. You know, the ableism wasn't the worst part of that, but it didn't help. I'm on the list now. Yeah, it's one of the exhibits in the case against this person. Hey, I know that I did Girl Wipes the previous time, but Jack Chick, do you think you could read this next poem by Girl Wipes in the

style of Warrant? Okay. The one that starts out with a couple of links? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt that. The hottest girl in town Is coming in and sitting down I can clearly hear her pee

Then she reaches for me You'll find out soon I really care And find I'm no sandpaper. When you used to be there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Joe Solo. The girls, they peed and they agreed. But sandpaper is the last thing they need.

What does this mean? Can we take a step back? What does this mean? Okay, so the hottest girl in town, you can hear her pee. Oh, okay, so Girl Wipes is writing from the perspective of toilet paper. Ah. The hottest girl in town peed reaches for me, and I'm not sandpaper, I'm toilet paper. So the girls, they agreed that when they do pee, they prefer not to wipe themselves with sandpaper.

That's a conversation they had. So I just hadn't put into perspective that this was an anthropomorphized roll of toilet paper. You didn't. That was the missing element. Very silly of you to deny. With great pipes, by the way. Okay, so we're going to get into some real stories, some real true stories. I think, okay,

so, I guess what I'm going to ask you, Kthor, I got two different sexy locations for a pee to take place, and I would like you to choose which of those you would like to read about. The first sexy location is Burger King,

and the other sexy location is church. Where are we going? What's that meme with the girl from The Office where they're like, but they're the same picture? I'll do Burger King! Alright, fantastic. Can you please tell me about

a Burger King manager, P? Hey, it's Brutus. When I was 19, I took a job at Burger King during the summer. Hey, it's Brutus. When I was 19, I took a job at Burger King during the summer. We had a lot of managers and employees come and go. The place had very high turnover. Most of the people working there were low-office, addicts,

high school dropouts, etc. We hired a young girl to be a manager. She was 19 and good-looking. She wore low-cut pants and always had a white or pink thong visible when she bent over or sat down. Crazy on the eyes. She was also

a terrible manager and a terrible employee. She would invite her friends over and they would sit in a car during work hours and smoke weed and drink while I was inside working. An employee of Burger King? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. An employee of Burger King smoked weed on the clock? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's what the walk-in is for. She was also a terrible manager. Oh, no, sorry. It was all that.

Either did double duty or she would just stop serving customers through four hours early. A few times she brought her boyfriend over and they had sex in the restroom. Oh, hey. It's your chance. Do the dance. Yeah. Yeah.

She more than once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Finally, we've heard the other half of that story. VH1, the untold story. Okay, now here's the pee part. One night I was cleaning restrooms and I had cleaned the toilets. All that was left was to mop, but I got interrupted

by an order. Afterwards, I was coming back to finish the women's room and I caught her going in, but she didn't know I saw her heading in. She had just went outside with her friends again, leaving me to do her job. I sneaked up and put my ear to the door and could hear her hissing

loudly and forcefully. And then she moaned in relief, very sexually. Yeah, alright. Suddenly, I was aroused by a woman. Very sexually. Oh, God. Yeah, all right. Yeah. Suddenly. Okay. I was aroused by a woman. I heard her wipe, flush, and leave without washing her hands, just like the teacher I spoke of in my last post.

What is it with women not washing their hands after having them all over the dirtiest parts of their body? Is that a stereotype? Yeah. I have not heard that. Anyway, I managed to sneak into the men's before she came out. She went back outside. Now this all happened

after our dining was closed, so I didn't have to worry about being seen going in the women's. As we're only permitted to clean the women's. After customers are locked out. So I went in to see if she left any evidence. Of her visit. And.

She had pissed all over the toilet seat. And threw her blooded tampon. On the floor. Then I noticed her piss. Also hit the floor behind the toilet and ran into the next stall. The tissue she wiped with was lying in the toilet, but above the water

surface and was still dry. It had a huge shit streak on it. Not blood, but shit. Think about that. She didn't wash her hands after wiping her filthy ass while working in the food industry. I left it because I was pissed that she left all that.

Does Burger King count as the food industry? Yep, sure does. For certain values of food, yes. A sizable slice of it. The food industrial complex. The thing is, she had no idea I wasn't done cleaning the restroom, otherwise she probably wouldn't have trashed it like that, knowing I would

see and know it was her because the place was closed. Or she did it as an act of aggression against you specifically, yeah. Yeah. I never told her that, so. Anyway, she got fired a month later for stealing money from the store safe found out after the fact that she told the female employees that

she wanted to sleep with me uh-huh didn't chase me uh-huh because she sensed i didn't like her she was right about that but i would have taken her up on it. I still think about the sound of her powerful street and moan to this. So, Kthar, you have an artistic mind. What do you think this guy's mustache looks like? Wispy? Yep. How far apart is each individual long hair i mean i think that it's probably not an it's like not a gaussian distribution it's it's more of a random noise pattern

oh i see is it like multi-colored pixels yes absolutely well you know more it's a message it's more multi-directional. Oh, okay. All right. Interesting. So they're just like moving in different places, like sort of like spider legs. Yes. I think that's the best sort of, the best comparison we can make. Stochastic mustache.

It's a good username, actually. Stochastic mustache? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stochastic mustache? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I was going to... We're going to hear about some other... We're going to hear about some other desperation in the workplace, but that story is pretty wrong. So I'm going to hope that sexy third grade teacher

has something there for us. Oh, it's another one from Brutus. Oh, God. How come you keep running into these situations, Brutus? Well, I think that what's worth noticing is that the Burger King manager P was

one post from Brutus. Sexy third grade teacher is the other, and Brutus has a total of two posts. So he is batting a thousand in P fans. He fulfilled his calling and then vanished into the mist. Alright, Jackjack, you think you can take the sexy third grade teacher

pretty please? I don't think I could take a sexy third grade teacher personally, but you know, I could read this post. I think you could. I think you could take the whole thing. The whole thing. Oh man, I'm getting pretty desperate. Glad I found a place to tell my stories where people are still active in the discussions.

I have many stories to post. I'll start with my third grade teacher, Mrs. Robinson. Robertson. Whatever. This was 1997. She was very hot. Even at the age of eight, I felt an attraction to her. Perhaps not sexual, but a typical eight-year-old crush on her. She was white, tall, about 5'10", very curvy, not fat, but shapely.

Everything on her was big. Legs, thighs, hips, and her breasts were huge. We all stared at them often. She knew she was sexy because she always wore tight clothing plenty of cleavage was on display and she usually had high heels even with jeans her attire was very inappropriate for kids okay okay all right all right all right i was taught by a i was taught by a wizard making the lady from hot for teacher into an actual woman. We're seeing the other side of that story, too. Add to that blonde and brown eyes.

And I vividly remember the very strong perfume she always had on. Never failed. She told us she was 29 that year. Now for the pee story. Yay! Love the way you tell these stories. It's so flowing and natural. This occurrence is what both forever changed how I felt about Mrs. Robertson and planted the seeds for my pee fetish.

Oh, it's Mrs. Robertson's fault. I see. I was serving after school detention for forgetting to bring my homework to class the classroom i was supposed to sit in was being painted so the principal put me in a corner room at the end of the hallway with just two desks in it it was about four o'clock and i was sitting there staring at the wall counting the minutes until i could leave all the classrooms were empty the other kids had all gone home, but some teachers always hung around. Out of her classroom comes

Mrs. Robertson heading straight to the girls' room directly across the hall from the room I was in. She had no clue I was there. But there were no doors on these restrooms, just these sort of overlapping walls to block your view. But I could hear clearly as she walked in and closed the stalled door.

I heard clothes rustling and then she let out the most forceful stream of piss i had ever heard it was unbelievable. It sounded like someone was firing a hose into the toilet or dumping a big bucket of water into it. Jesus. It was kind of scary to me, actually. I was scared, too. It went on for probably 20 seconds nonstop.

This piss was monstrous. Monstrous. Then when it slowed down, I could hear intermittent spurts as she was squeezing the rest out. A few seconds later, she just walked out. I heard no toilet tissue dispensing or a toilet flush or a sink running. She flooded the toilet with piss, didn't wipe, flush, or wash her hands. She just left. Right, right.

There's some common themes in your stories with these women these random women what are you talking about okay i don't appreciate this these spurious accusations so sorry how dare you go with the evidence of your ears and eyes my bad i saw her come out with the restroom as she was still buckling her belt and headed back to her classroom. My heart was pounding with excitement and fear that she might have

wondered why I was sitting in that room, but she never noticed me. Now my image of her being a lady was just shattered, but here is where she showed an even darker side. Another female teacher, Miss Riccini, I believe, was her name, came over to Mrs. Roberts' room and said, was that you peeing like a horse?

Publicly, in grade school, in front of eight-year-olds. She said that. Okay, yep. Got it. Oh, no, this was after school. So it's totally believable. Don't you feel silly now? No, yeah, okay, I'm sorry. That's third grade after dark.

All the teachers put on their FNR robes. The storyteller is just hanging around the school after hours like a goblin in the shadows. Shit's about to get wild. You're still traumatized from the size of that kiss. Do we want to read the rest of this? Nah, we don't.

We don't, especially because I was scrolling up and one of the things that I noticed that Kthor found was a site called Peeing Cupid. We all like dating sites, right? We all like dating sites.

But, like, there's not enough people peeing on dating sites. That's a problem. So you can meet women or men who have a peeing fetish. This is pee dating profiles. Guess what the profile pictures look like. Yep, that's exactly what every single profile picture looks like. Except for like one. One forgot and put a face photo on.

Yeah. That's not, nope. Nobody's looking for that, sweetheart. But I want to tell you about Thirsty One. Thirsty One lives in America. And if you want to pee with Thirsty One, you can just imagine all the hot, naughty things you could be doing right now. If only you could find someone who shares your wild pee fantasies.

Now stop imagining and do it for real. We have thousands of members all over the world who share your passion for pee play. Anyway, Thirsty One is a 57-year-old bi male. His sexual interests include water sports. No. Really? What? So let me dial in a little

bit deeper, right? Because his sexual interests include water sports, and his peeing interests include wedding clothes, giving, receiving, drinking, and of course, the sexiest thing I can imagine, other. I also feel like other.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a subcategory of peeing. His reason for being here is dating. Here's some vital stats. Thirsty One is a bi male, 57 years old, 5'8 to 5'11, somewhere in there. Who knows? He's flexible. who could know uh his body is slim his ethnicity is caucasian uh he is single uh often drinks often smokes uh his

occupation is he is in the construction industry his religion is he is christian uh his sex interests now this might surprise you. Water sports. Oh. You know, and the other things I said before, seeking male or female. But anyway, empty your bladder fucking with me. So, I am an excavating equipment operator. I also have a

passion for saving orphaned and injured wildlife. Okay. Yep. Good for you, I guess. Yep. That's nice. I'm holding a falcon in my profile photo. This ride is just getting started.

I do have a good sense of humor. You must too. I enjoy golfing I suck at it, lol But I go for the fun of it Hey, you know what? I was just saying, maybe we're judging him too harshly I don't know, he sounds like he might be fun

Wild life, injured wild life Good sense of humor He enjoys, he likes getting out there He likes golfing He holds birds, that's nice Anyway Let's see what happens in the next sentence I'm also a prepper there. He's got a sense of humor. He holds birds. That's nice. Anyway, let's see what happens in the next sentence. I'm also a prepper because

hard times may lay ahead. We are living in an uncertain world now. I'm looking for someone who enjoys life no matter what it throws at you. You must like or better yet, love raccoons as I have them as pets. Oh no.

Okay. My idea of a waterbed is plastic and slide rails and a gallon or so of pee. Yay. Really buried the lead there.

Just an incredible paragraph Just the escalation present From you know Animal loving To I have pet raccoons To I create a slip and slide With urine in my spare time So many of these usernames

I'm just scrolling through I'm in the male category now The male pee lovers. Splasher. There's KinkyMan60. Lots of photos. Photos, I mean, because the typical stereotype is that men just

post their own dick pics, right? That's the case here, but what if the dick pic was actively peeing at the time? Wouldn't that be a fun twist? Yeah, but we've got... I found some more stories by Brutus. Guess what?

There's attractive older women than him that piss a lot, and it's very forceful, and then they don't use the sink. What? And he probably doesn't like them and they're probably bitchy, but they're really hot, right? Yeah, basically. So weird. So weird. C-U-P 1977.

Anyway, so that was P and Cupid. P and Cupid dot com. Okay, so I'm going to move now into, so, so these are, those were some real stories, right? Thirsty One, Real Fella, um, uh, you know, all of Brutus's stories, real things that happened. Yeah, absolutely. Um, K-Thor now just found the P-Movie list.

Oh my God. This would have, the P-Mov movie list would have an entire Tom Hanks Category right Cause that guy cannot stop pissing In movies Okay so Now we're gonna move into the fiction section Piss pictures videos

And stories And actually I think I think Dijon, if you can take Peacebud here. Peacebud's a forum legend. Yeah,

I'm Peacebud. And I'm here to tell you, holding this flashlight underneath my face, this text was captured by a city team.

Okay, just real quickly, I don't want to lose this, because we're not going to read this, because it is just a creepy database. It is what is it? Mr. Skin? Was that what it was? The site that just had the sexy... Yes. So it's just Mr. Skin

but for peeing. It's just every time peeing has happened in a Hollywood film. Like, with time stamps whether or not there's audio and whether or not it's considered by their standards, tame. Or implied.

Apparently in Young Sheldon there's implied peeing seven times Is there a top ten? I'm going to try to find the top ten Anyway, I'm sorry You were writing a story about It's fine, I got abducted for a little bit But I'm back

Two nights ago It came as a fast gamma ray burst from the direction of the Andromeda Galaxy. It seems to be a response from the head of state of a galaxy-wide empire to some unnamed user on this very

website. A response to what? We're still checking that out, says a usually reliable source here at poof. Great. Good, good story. Yeah, this is this is story. Good job, Ray

Bradbury. This is excellent. This is super good. Backstory. A bunch of equal signs. Yep. Greetings from Gondor, Lord and Master of And signs. Yep. Greetings from Gondor, Lord and Master of Andromeda Galaxy. You wish to learn about

fluid waste disposal method? I tell. Jacob? Jacob, did you contact the P-Planet? I didn't contact the P-Planet. Wait, I thought we were just sending out radio signals. Were we asking the P-Planet? I didn't contact the P-Planet. Wait, I thought we were just sending out radio signals. Were we asking the P-Planet?

Finally, finally a realistic depiction of first contact. Star bladder control. Bladder control the nature, Tom. Space Bladder control the major tongue Space autopy First step is to remove Iridium power pants Waste fluid cause power pants to

Sort out leading to burning sensation In sensitive area Gondar no like this. Is he like a caveman? This fucking Fallout DLC sucks. Pow, pow, power pants. I'm just a simple caveman alien. Your world confuses me.

Gondor no like this Undo clasps and remove pants Being careful not to place them too close to nuclear reactor Hot pants no good Oh, Jesus Christ Pun on hot pants? Alright Now it's time to unwind mighty pleasure tentacle

Oh, okay Alright Gondor have unusually big pleasure tentacle time to unwind Mighty Pleasure Tentacle. Oh, okay. Alright. Gondor have unusually big Pleasure Tentacle. One reason he elected as Lord Master. Tentacle must be handled carefully. Too much physical contact with grass patrons.

Chain reaction ensues. Causing expulsion of Spermulator liquid. Gondor knows. Spermulator. causing expulsion of spermulator liquid. Gondor embarrasses easily. Go red thoracic region. Once tentacle is renamed correctly, leakage ready to be taken.

Internal flexation of intercrapulator muscle releases stored fluid, which travels down to the tentacle. At the end of tentacle, focusing nom causes fluid to squirt out endate stream. What the fuck is going on, Peace Bud? Why? Why does your brain

compel you to write this? I'd write too much piss, and now I talk like this all the time. What the fuck is wrong with you, Beast Bud? All the intricate world-building of a 50s monster movie. It came from the end of the penis. Excuse you, the pleasure tentacle? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

After flushing waste funnel with carbon tetrachloride, Gondar rewires pleasure tentacle and reactivates Undershield, being careful not to catch Pentatentacle and Submuffulator. Are you jerking off yet? Submuffulator. Good. Once power pants be refastened, Gondor quickly leaves waste cubicle. leaves waste cubicle. Gondor hopes this information useful and acid return for binary rendition

of female Andromedian releasing liquid waste into power panties. Yorg. Yorg. Yorg. What does this mean? Maybe my favorite thing that we've ever read. What the fuck?

What the fuck was that? God damn it. Like, I guess it's kinda nice to know that P.E. Spud is confused by his own fetish. Like, he doesn't get it either. The other thing, I was just looking at his profile and I found out that he is an absolute

simp for, uh, fake celebrity nudes. Like, every single one. He's like, wow, really? Jennifer Beals? It's fake. Oh, it's fake? Wow, really? Christina Ricci? Oh! Oh, that's good.

You gentle fella. First comment on the story is, well, that was a bit different. Agreed. Agreed. Okay, so... Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

Hang on, hang on. Peace Bud has some further responses to that than I think need to be. I mean, if you say think need to get I mean If you say so Yeah I mean someone posts Jadiza Dax From Deep Space Nine

To which I Peacebud replied It would be interesting if some pretty Humanoid alien like her excreted Nutritious substance Well some of us drink waste material of yeast. Smiley face. Ow.

But this opens a host of possibilities. I'm going to respond to anything now. As a fan of Lord of the Rings, I've wondered, for instance, what Galadriel's pee would be like. Or ale so pure and bodily perfect that they don't pass waste. Luthien Toonville would be peed sweet honey with just a hint of rose petals for Baron.

Orc piss would be vile and atrocious. And a stream of Sauron's piss would melt through two-inch thick shield of mithril-plated dwarf steel. Kthar, I see that you're still on the P-movie list. What are the categories of the P-Movie list? What are the different categories? Oh, hold on. There are several different classifications of P-Scenes. Yeah, the classifications.

I'm sorry. Of course. I think that we should have, honestly, we should have started with this because this is the foundation upon which this thing is built. There are several classifications of P-Scenes. Explicit. The urine stream and its source are shown directly, leaving no doubt that the peeing is

not faked. This classification is not used for scenes of child actor. Stream. The stream is shown, but it could be coming from a bladder harness or other attachment. Boof. Boof. Boo. Boo. Audio.

The pee stream is heard, but not seen. There you go. There's your young Sheldon right there. Wetness. No stream is shown or heard, but a wet patch is seen on the character's clothing. Some puddle scenes also fall into this category.

That's most 80s action films, right? Yeah. Wait. Diaper. A character wears a diaper for a snaffy or pull-up. Of course. This is mainly reserved for characters who wouldn't normally need to wear a diaper. For example, a scene which is just a baby being changed will likely not be included.

Wait, why is the word likely in there? Under what circumstances would that be included. Wait, why is the word likely in there? Likely? Under what circumstances would that be included? Toilet. Oh no, it's kind of on the edge. You know, it's a judgment call every time. These brave men are putting themselves out there. How old is that baby? How old is that baby?

Should that baby be... Toilet. The character is shown sitting on the toilet, presumably to urinate, but no peeing sounds are heard. I see. Tame. The urination is depicted without audio or

visual effects. Boo! What does that mean? Implied. Peeing is not actually shown, but is only implied by the dialogue Or by context Most desperation scenes Fall into this category

I really think It would be good if somebody was on this page to read us The purpose of the pee movie list Because there are three multiple purposes That are quite beautiful What is the purpose of the pee movie list? The pee movie list was originally intended To be the world's most comprehensive and thorough guide to the urination in the cinema. Now under the stewardship of Marcus Kane,

the intention is also to open the database to other bodily functions in the future. All known movies containing a pee scene are listed. As such, this serves multiple purposes. Number one, it is a resource for scholars. A resource for scholars and film enthusiasts who are interested in researching this topic. So your doctorate is peeing? Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, I did

some online research. It's P-N-H-D. Number two. It contains useful information for those who enjoy PC and who would like to choose movies that depict urination in certain ways.

Conversely, it allows urophobes to identify and avoid films with scenes that might disgust them. And of course... I was hoping that would help me avoid watching Eurovision. And most importantly, number three, it is a tribute to the filmmakers who have addressed this subject of urination in creative and realistic ways, providing publicity for many artistically important films that have been overlooked by the mass market. market. It's for everyone. Really, this site is for everyone. Everyone can use it.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a resource. It's a party. Oh, also, it involves some furnishes, too. Did you know that? It's a little side product. Yeah.

Okay, so some furnishes, too. Did you know that? It's just a little side product that it happens to. Yeah. Okay. So, okay. John Toast, I'm going to give you another choice. I am scrolling past because there is good stuff in here.

The amount of depth and variety in a P-Doc was surprising to me. Like, as we were talking about, it was funny, but it's definitely going to be one note. It is not one note. It is a veritable symphony. There's not a lot of P happening. I mean, yeah, it's essentially, it's the Bellagio, right? Yeah.

It's a spectacle. So we're going to be scrolling past a story that is enjoyable called Cooking with Piss Spices Up a Marriage. Yep. Yep. Which, mostly because there's, like, a lot of, like, just, like, domestic sadness that happens for paragraphs and paragraphs. Anyway, your choice, John Toast, is you get to choose between pissing fun at the gym, part one, or pissing fun at the gym, part four. Jeez. Two and three are not on the table, sir. Hmm.

You know what? I'm feeling a little in medias res here. Let's go with part four. Okay, fantastic. That's great. Your name is... Oh, you're Steve 2-5... Yeah, you're Steve25... Yeah, cool guy.

Cool guy Steve. There's that profile picture again. All right. Well, why don't you tell me the super sexy story? I'm sure that we don't really need any buildup. We can probably figure out what's going on with these characters. All five of us got up from around the canteen table we'd just been sitting at, all needing another pee by now. Helen grinned and pointed to the table we'd just left.

I think I might as well just piss right here. And then she did. It was hot. The rest of us looked on, grinning, as the manageress... What the fuck? Come on. Communicated it was not a manager. The manage-atrix. The manage-et.

Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. You're an auto-mechanic-et? Is that how that works? No, a mechanic-ess. Is that how that works? No, a mechanic guess. Well, whatever...

The manageress climbed up onto that table and lowered herself into a squat in the middle of it. Within moments, a powerful hissing spray of piss was splashing down onto the table's surface, forming a rapidly growing puddle. That's what the manageress does. Alright, alright, yeah. Helen gazed down in obvious rapture at her own pee splashing down, the growing puddle getting ever

nearer to the table's edge as she peed. Her gushing torrent was showing no sign of abating as her pee started flowing off the front edge of the table, splashing loudly down onto the tiled floor below. Why'd you piss all over the table? She wanted to.

At this point, she looked up at us and giggled. I sure needed this. We all laughed at this. Executive producer. No, I was imagining like He-Man, like pan out. We all laughed at this as her pissing continued, her pee now flowing off opposite

sides of the table and onto the floor. It's like before Noah gets in the ark. By the time her flow began to dwindle into a small trickle, before coming to a halt, the table's surface was covered in fresh hot piss. Come and get it. As she climbed down off the table again, the sound

of her piss flowing off the sides and splashing onto the floor still filled the room and continued to do so for another minute or two. There were already a couple of very large puddles of piss on the floor now, too. Good lord, the woman is a water feature. I enjoyed that, enthused Helen with a grin. We did, too,

laughed Sue, then grinning naughtily, Sue pointed to a location a couple of tables away. I'm just going to go here. She walked a short distance before taking a standing stance between two tables, legs parted, and hands on hips.

Then she just started pissing right there all over the floor. Wow, who could have predicted this? The sound of it splashing down was totally awesome. Grinning with glee, Slew swayed her hips from side to side as she peed. Woo! Sue swayed her hips from side to side and she peed.

Woo! And Michael Redd. Sue was the one who stopped that trend once and for all, finally. Deliberately spraying as much of the floor as possible Eventually creating a massive puddle As she swung her aim from one side to the other She also peed on the backs of several of the chairs at the table

Towards the end she approached one of the tables Still pissing as she walked Power move That seems like it'd be tough. Like, did she like crab walk over there? No, she's just, she's very good at pissing. Like, clearly she's really talented. Then she reached down with her hand, using her fingers to pull her labia apart, aiming

her stream towards the tabletop. She finished her pee all over the surface of that table. Then came Jennifer's turn. Why do these women hate this cafeteria so much? What do they do to them? This writer is working so hard to keep his bone around. I love how he had a lunch

lady behind the counter. There's more peeing! Oh god, why do women only pee for so long? I'm betting we're in for more peeing here. Jennifer pointed over towards the service counter. I'm going to get up there and pee. Yeah!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! These women all, like, walk around like wrestlers, just pointing at things and walking towards them. I'm going to pee on that thing! We all laughed and encouraged her. And in no time at all, she was squatting atop the edge of the counter, facing out into the room. After several seconds of grinning anticipation,

her pee hole opened. Mmm. Mmm. We have such sights to show you! As a torrent of hot, clear piss sprayed from her crotch to cascade loudly down onto the floor several feet below. You know, I mean...

Excellent. I'm not expecting this writer to be like, you know, to be a master at the written word, but... There's only so... We're really exhausting all the ways we can describe it. It's like a lady took a piss. There was pee on things because she was pissing on it. Piss went from her to surfaces.

It went out of her urethra and went onto things, believe it or not. Things were wetter than they were before she pissed on them. What were they wetter with? Why with pee? Okay, so the rest of us gathered around closely, watching her piss spraying forth and splashing down onto the tiles at our feet. Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee. I could, in fact, feel tiny warm droplets of pee splashing back onto my feet, which was turning me on, actually. Oh, you don't say.

Really? That part. That part specifically. Jennifer peed for ages as well, creating yet another huge puddle of piss all over the floor. Jennifer's body is really fucked up. There's pee in it. She's a water weenie. Sue, who happened to be the cleaner,

laughed. Gonna take me a while to clean this place up tonight. What the fuck? It was my job to clean a location, and multiple people were urinating frenziedly over tabletops. I would object strenuously.

I don't have words. No, she's leaning on her mop. She's rolling her eyes with a wry expression. Oh, you ladies. At it again. The rest of us

just laughed too. Is there a gas leak in here? Even as Jennifer's piss continued with no sign of abating Okay, she really has a problem She's turning to a raisin Eventually on an impulse Sue reached out with her hand hand placing it directly into the flow laughing as jennifer's hot piss splashed through her fingers that feels really hot are they in the

black lodge like what is going on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure uh there was much laughter at this helen laughingly commenting sue i can't believe you're letting Jennifer piss on your hand Well at least I'm not letting her piss on my face Haha I actually wouldn't put that Past you thinking about it laughed Helen The rest of us thought that was funny too I was shocked

This conversation is happening This conversation is happening This conversation is happening While she's peeing And then Sue added I did pee on some guy's face once actually Which provoked more laughter But all good things Must come to an end

And Jennifer's long piss did eventually dwindle to a halt She shriveled up like a raisin As Sue grabs some kitchen roll To wipe off her wet hand dwindle to a halt. She shriveled up like a raisin. As Sue grabs some kitchen roll to wipe off her wet hand, Claire enthused with a broad grin, I'm going to go out and piss in the hallway again. No.

No. I like the idea that all these women off camera are just like chugging pitchers of water to satisfy the need for urine that this story presents. We've got some backstory here. I know y'all were confused by that last

section. So I'd already heard that she peed against the wall out there on an earlier occasion. Hence the again. So there's backstory. We all followed Claire out to the hallway. She's not a pissing virgin. We all followed Claire out into the hallway She's not a pissing virgin We all followed Claire out into the hallway Which had painted walls and a plushly carpeted floor

Grinning broadly Claire positioned herself facing one of the walls Legs slightly apart and hips thrust forward Within seconds with an audible hissing Claire was peeing against the wall Slowly swaying her hips from side to side to spray as large of an area as possible. Her pee was flowing down the surface of the wall, forming a growing puddle on the plush fawn carpet at its base. Every time these people say hissing, I just imagine like they're pissing acid.

Some sort of horrible aliens. Helen joked Claire I'm sure you must have been a guy In your previous existence You seem to have a thing about peeing against walls Maybe it's a bad case of penis envy Chuckled Claire We have fun here

We all laughed at this As Claire's pee continued splashing against the wall. By the time she was done, a large area of the wall was glistening wet with pee. With a large puddle in the... Yeah, she doesn't have the lasting power of... Who was it? Helen? I can't keep these.

A lot of pissing women. A lot of pissing women. Let's see. Where was I? Oh, right, the part where a lady was pissing. It was peeing. Yeah, yeah. Control F to pee.

Claire stepped back from the wall, disappointed that her pee was finished. But smiling gleefully, she admired the mess she'd made. I needed that. Well, last to pee again, it was finally my turn. Oh, God. Oh, okay. Oh, no. And I was

pretty desperate by now. I'd never done a standing pee before, except maybe in the shower at home. So I don't know if you realize this, this is like a whip cut right here. This story is from the perspective of a woman. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the piss my bitch

up. Oh man, that blew my mind at the end. Let's see. Okay. Okay. I always felt like being Let's see. Okay. Let's see. Okay.

I always felt like being a really dirty cow and just doing it all over the carpet. So I decided to do it right there in the hallway. Believe it or not, I stood with my legs apart and hands on hips just that I'd seen Sue do in the canteen. And knowing what I was about to do Was making me feel so hot at that moment Motherfucking calls their shots For sure And then it happened What? What's that?

Believe it or not I let loose with a loud hissing sound I revealed my snake form And bit the other lady I'll get you G.I. Joes Just us girls hanging out and hissing. My hot piss pattering down upon that plush fawn carpet.

The other girls all smiled approvingly as my pee splashed out on the carpet, forming an ever-growing puddle. It's like, congratulations! Congratulations. This is so many words for literally no narrative. No narrative whatsoever. words for literally no narrative. No narrative whatsoever.

No. Four girls piss. Baby shoes never worn. Let's see. Doing this felt fucking awesome. I felt like rubbing one out. I never imagined before that pissing could be so much fun. It does sound fun.

The sound of my pee splashing onto the carpet grew louder as the carpet became saturated, a mini lake forming upon it as my pee cascaded down too rapidly to be absorbed by the fabric. I was making an enormous mess as I peed, but at that moment, the realization of this was just turning me on even more. I peed for ages as well. Must have been at least a minute, and the puddle on the carpet was fucking massive by the time my pissing dwindled to a halt. And so there's a little... bunch of periods for, I guess, a line break.

Soon afterwards, we were all finally getting dressed and ultimately saying our farewells and leaving after enthusing about what a fun evening it had been. All except Sue, of course, who had to remain being the cleaner to somehow do the best she could when it came to cleaning up all our piss. And for certain, as soon as I got home,

I needed to rub one out, ultimately bringing myself to one of the best orgasms I can ever remember having. Who cares? Have fun with our bodily waste, Sue! I'm about to go crank one out! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you masturbated with your vagina?

Who gives a shit? Did you pee at any point? Because otherwise I don't care. I'm kind of glad I haven't watched any of the Sex and the City reboot. The other thing, too, is like, I scrolled up to part one because i was just sort of curious and like the only like there is more dialogue but the dialogue is like have you ever peed on a thing should you pee on a thing yeah you should it's really good i've never peed a thing for you should give it a shot and then that's it pp piss anyway the the very the very last uh story that i have is much shorter uh but it is uh it's called it is called the the

story is called being sophie's sink and uh kather i'll let you tell me what your name is my name is mega poop here's my first attempt at a quick fictional story here fiction is hard for me to write the title will make more sense if you first read sophie's story that inspired it oh thanks hey get over here i ran over as fast as i could to see sophie unbuttoning her skinny jeans and reveal a rather smart looking blue thong i need to wee her voice continued wow stories, all of them are the same. And then she did. Right. Badly.

With a smirk on her face, she pulled her thong down to her knees and I knew what I was to do. She had no plans of bothering to go upstairs. I knelt, leaned forward, pressed my mouth to her and grasped her firm buttocks just in time.

I could feel her relax and lean back into my grip a bit as the stream started. The first few dribbles hit my tongue, and although Sophie's wee was quite watery, it was obvious that she has a heavy hand with the salt shaker. You had to be there. The story is called Being Sophie's

Sink. Implying that Sophie pees in the sink regularly. Because that's how you that's how you, alright, yeah, that's how you interface with a sink. You piss in the sink, obviously. The dribbles quickly turned into a stream, and I was at a disadvantage. How so?

It seems like the two of you are on equal footing. If I had to divine which one was the dominant role, I would have a difficult time. It was at this moment that I realized I really didn't think this through. Oh, God, it seemed so hard before. Well, I'm just trying not to inconvenience him. In this position, I have to swallow a mouthful at a time.

However, Sophie never starts and stops. The stopping doesn't occur until she's empty. There was no choice but to swallow a mouthful at a time as her bladder contains far too much to hold in my mouth. Every time I closed my mouth, her stream continued, splashing against my

face and soaking my chest as it fell to the ground. Oh no, that's the bad part. About 30 seconds later, it returned to a nice gentle trickle and finally finished as she sighed with relief. Jesus. Here, clean yourself up, Sophie said

as she reached for the kitchen roll to hand me a couple of squares. You're a... You're a wee bit of a mess. I could hear her putting on her skinny jeans and walking away. I'm off to bed. Clean up well, because you'll be needed in the morning.

Wow. Wow. What did we learn from any of this, F-Plus? Yeah, I don't think I'm ever going to go to the bathroom again i'm gonna let it circulate through my body like a dogfish ah your own sink i had no idea that like you know and i've known i've known i not to brag but like i've known women in the past like like've known women, and I didn't know until this moment that they are all just sort of like bags of pee. Yeah.

I learned that women don't wash their hands either. It's horrible. None of them. None of them. The hotter they are, the worse they wipe i'm so glad these sages of uh women knowledge were able to teach me i uh the community is a little bit bigger than i thought and yeah I mean you got like you got like there's the

pfans.com you found a competing site called what was it called again it was psearch psearch.net psearch it seemed like that was a forum that was a little bit more strict with their

guidelines you're either in or you're out which was, it seemed like that was a forum that was a little bit more strict with their guidelines. You're either in or you're out. Oh, thanks. Appreciate it. Save that to the end. Yeah, there was a hot controversial topic about pee vandalism. And some people were like, pee vandalism, no, you shouldn't do that.

That's like, don't pee if it's not wanted. And other people were like, yeah, but on the other hand, boners. And they were like, yeah, you're right. Oops. That's true. Hmm. Yeah. Yeah.

Have you considered boners? Hmm. I learned that um whoever wrote that poem was like that was i think form wise that was the best poem i've ever read or heard read on the f plus so good job p fetish guy yeah yeah man that's that's how uh that's how steve 25805 yeah that's how Steve25805 They were like Don't much like the content but like You sure can write a rhyme Motherfucker got bars

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and bye bye So get yourself some K-Thor shirts. And bye. Bye. Go to the bathroom. Outro Music