The F Plus - 386: No Gods, Yes Masters

Episode Date: April 12, 2023

I really don't know how the people of royalcello dot website toolbox dot com found each other, but they've found each other. And all of the posters here believe in a single inalienable right: The Right To Rule, or rather, to be ruled, sometimes by royalcello himself who gets very testy if you say anything unkind about Charles III. Look, none of the people featured in this episode know much (if anything) about The Monarchy, but they do know they like it, and at least one of them knows The Hapsburgs belong in Spain. This week, The F Plus wants Catherine The Great to sit on our face.

Oh yeah! Good day. It's the F Plus Podcast. And in the next hour or so, we will read terrible things, but we will do them with enthusiasm. And in this recording, we have boots,

rain gear. Also, I am a star Wars fan and I liked the galactic empire over the Republic in the future of the saga. The empire is reborn. I wanted the empire to win in the end. And they did. Isfahan!

I think that feminism isolates the binary pulse, a very important feature of the universe. Shell game! Unfortunately, despite Queen Elizabeth II's well-known opposition to apartheid and friendship with Nelson Mandela, I don't think it will ever be politically possible to advocate a white head of state for South Africa again. Oh no. Wow! Kendrick Lobstar!

Kentucky Monarchist, I'm on your side, but I don't quite understand where all that came from or what it has to do with Harry Potter. While I obviously believe the opponents of Harry Potter are terribly wrong, I'm not aware that any of them have advocated nuclear war. For the first time in a regular F Plus recording, we've got sauce. Let all of you will be helped by our Mr. God Jesus Christ.

Okay, but read from the document. When you're this big, they call you Mr. And Lemon, you and your countrymen should demand that they shape up or ship out. That they need to stop segregating themselves into ethnic neighborhoods and ethnic communities. That they stop being black British and British Asian and simply become British. Or if they don't want to be British, go home.

That's the tenor of this episode. Buckle up. It's actually a little less racist than that. It's really not. I did want to say, it's not that bad. It's subtextually racist. Yeah, it's not that overtly racist. And he's down on the street, so I throw both his bags down the hall. Hey F+, Why didn't I say? No, no, no, we're so sweaty And I'm fat and I'm bad And I'm rock cold and I'm vivid

Hey, F+. Hi, Lemon. Hello, Lemon. So nice to hear from all of you. Hey, God save King Charles, right? God save Prince Charles. Goddamn Prince Charles. God's gonna do what he's going to do.

He did some. So you always cut out this part of the podcast then. Well, now, right? Does that never make it to... I've never touched any of these edits. No, I always edit out the part where we say God save the king. Where we all pledge our fealty to whoever is the current patriarch of England? Is that... To the current headarch of England? Is that...

To the current head of the House of Windsor, monarch of the British Isles, and the remnants of the Empire. Okay, into the toilet with you. Oh, no, no, please not again. That's the other thing. That's the other thing we end up cutting out of these is a shell game giving people swirlies.

It's a bully. It's better than the other thing they do with their head. Okay, so I have a document I want to put in front of all of us. And that document is actually one that was provided by sauce um and uh this is a matter of uh timeliness actually because at the point of recording not at the point of release because by the time this actually releases i don't know it'll be 2025 but like but like at the time of recording uh sauce you are now a citizen of the united states of america is that right i'm not not a citizen i'm a permanent resident my green card arrived today

okay okay great okay but but that you still like even though you know i escaped even though you are a resident of the united states you appreciate the monarchy and everything that it gives to the world and the majesty of it like you like everything about the monarchy right um what's what's not to love right exactly yes correct um so uh you interrupted his you interrupted his beans on toast eating to ask him about something he learned from Garbup's hit. He was about to put on a rain slick and eat an entire can of Heinz cake beans. I was about to take off a rain slick

and then put on my other more patriotic rain slick for the evening. He's got three different meats boiling on the stove. It must be really hard surrounded by all these tacos and you're just trying to enjoy beans the proper way. He's got wellies on and a driver's cap. Full of jelly babies. I'm sorry, that's the only British food I know. I think they're jelly beans or something.

Anyway, unrelated to that, we are going to be spending this entire episode on a website that I hope you're all familiar with at this point. That website is royalcello.websitetoolbox.com. Oh, I love this website. Oh, nice. Yeah. SEObsitetoolbox.com Oh, I love this website. Oh, nice. Yeah. SEO to hell and back. I mean, obviously,

you all have this set as your homepage, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do now. I mean, like, look, there's 94,000 posts spread out over 1,000 members. The newest member is

King John I Cascadia. Kendrick Lobstar pretty pretty soon It is an incredibly It's an incredibly active forum And what else would you expect from a forum attached to An Angelfire website in the year 2023 Yeah so here we are on The

Right on the top you got right there in Ariel Bold It says Monarchy Forum. Sign up for the Monarchy Forum. Some of our categories are General, British Isles and the Commonwealth, Europe. Jerk off motion. And then Off Serious Topics. So that means that the other topics in here are serious it's off topic serious

right that's when you talk about climate change so there's two off topic there's two off topic off topic forms off topic serious and off topic social what doesn't make sense okay okay okay um so i'm gonna uh start this thing off uh my name is royal Cello. My avatar is a cello that looks very royal. And this thread right here is called Introduce Yourself. So I gotta say this.

Introduce Yourself. As the moderator for this forum, I'll start. My name is Theodore. Hello, Theodore. Yep. I'm 27. I name is Theodore. Hello, Theodore. Yep, I'm 27. I live in Charlotte, North Carolina, USA. Hey!

Yeah. For more about me, see the website royalmonarchy.com slash me.html Royalty royaltymonarchy.com royaltymonarchy.com slash me.html royalty royaltymonarchy.com royaltymonarchy.com

slash me.html if you want to see eight pictures of a virgin, that's where you can go. Throughout the years. So, to be and just for everybody's notes, this was posted

in 2006, so he's 44 now. Good enough, thank you. It's eight pictures of a virgin next to eight separate people who are clearly related. And that's how because you can tell they're all related, that's how you know they're all royalty.

But it's with the Duchess of York, how could he be a virgin? Anyway, anyway, anyway. So more I gotta say just generally once you've joined the forum, please reply to this thread and tell us a bit about yourself. So let's start off with

Hispanglo Royalist. Boots, if you could take that one, please. Oh, that's me. Hispanglo Royalist. I waited a few years and posted this is this the 681st post in the spread yes great love it

this thread is so long I just jumped to this this part I jumped to this part for reasons you will soon understand great awesome I am Hispanglo Royalist just browsing monarchy related topics here on the Graveyard Shift, and thought there was a niche that needed filling.

My primary base of Royalist belief is that most people will become Royalists when they get back in touch with their cultural roots and stop falling prey... Wrong... No, it's the wrong one as in dear god to the modern fast food culture what alright that's a whole culture yep sure

and then you know some people say like hey how's it going welcome hispanglo royalist and they're all pretty like Some people say, like, hey, how's it going? Welcome, Hispanglo Royalist. Then they're all pretty... Hispanglo Royalist responds, gracias, mi amigo. And then Kentucky Monarchist responds in the 684th post in the thread.

While Hispanglo Royalist left in just under six hours apparently start to quit six hours after a dispute that's quick in other news mad marnicus has left i see grail knight has returned to active posting ab underscore royalist has left. I see Grail Knight has returned to active posting. AB underscore Royalist had left at some time in the past, and Princess Lai, L-Y, had also deleted her account a while back. There, I think that covers everything. Kentucky Monarchist is a busybody. And then, Shell Game, you are Demaestry, I believe? Yeah, I'm Demastry.

Who was Princess Lai? Is there any way to contact her? Was she Asian? And why did she leave? Was she Asian? Okay. I'm asking the normal questions everybody asks when somebody leaves without saying why. Yeah, was she Asian?

Is she still? What? I'm Blaine II. I'm not exactly sure why she left. It had something to do with people disagreeing with her and then she got fed up with it. Last I heard from a friend, she had disappeared. Erratic behavior, typical of the gender. Oh, yes.

Quite. True monarchists. Thank you, Blaine. That seems perfectly in nature of a female. May I ask what the interest was in her directly? I was just wondering. I'm interested in Asian monarchies. Take that one, Boots.

Pornocrates? Oh, I'm Pornocrates. Pornocrates. P panocrates oh i'm panocrates panocrates panocrates i think it's important that women should feel welcome on this list as theodore and others have affirmed in the past and a generalization of this sort is not only false but betrays a lack of experience of a couple of our members which does no credit to people of both genders who care about monarchism. Sadly, this must be mentioned on the thread where people are supposed to introduce themselves. Quite.

Anyhow, Princess Lai, if you're reading this, I need to ask you a few questions. We have questions! Just put that in the form rules. We're Asian females. Just put it in the form rules. Don't chase away all the women. But how do I know if I'm chasing them away?

Kendrick, just so you know, you're going to be taking Bator. Okay, great. And then, Shell, you're going to be Aaron Traz. Okay. But I'm starting this off with Bilbo Baggins 674. Because, like, who can possibly take the first Bilbo Baggins?

Anyway, so my name is Bilbo Baggins 674. As a former liberal, and I then became a Republican, and then a Libertarian. Period. Because that's a sentence. I am a former liberal and I then became a Republican and then a Libertarian. Pretty cool, right?

Yeah. And the last election... Honestly, you've told so much about you. I know you entirely. So that's a very good... That could be a whole paragraph honestly. I guess, but like, did you learn anything that you didn't learn from my username being Bilbo Boots I've got some great news for you as well boots if you know this person you now know half the population of this forum

Okay in the last election I was a delegate in my state and for the Constitution Party Wow I was a delegate in my state and for the Constitution Party. Wow. However, I have now converted to a monarchist and deemed democracy to be the root of all kinds of evil. Not of all evil, but just like general flavors of evil. Each past conversion of mine has been based on increasing my knowledge of history. Government schools taught me to be a Democrat. Uh-huh.

Conservative Christians, induction to American history, converted me to Republican. Okay. You're really stupid. What? Stupid? Huh.

What? What did I say that's stupid? You really said it took you that long. I mean... Okay, okay. Yeah, I gotcha. Would a stupid person use all these correct words very correctly? You'll find that under monarchy, stupid means something different. Okay, listen.

I'm about to say a sentence that's perfect. Ready? My reach in the American Civil War created a libertarian out of me. Yep, no notes. Perfect sentence. Close your eyes and put your hand inside. I'm gonna submit that shit right through chat GPT.

This is the canonical sentence that you should just use. This makes sense to me, a guy who lives with a gas leak. And finally, my readings of the Middle Ages can convert me into a feudal monarchist. Will it though? I really like the one where you pull the sword out of the stone.

You have to watch to find out. Yeah, it's like three seasons on Netflix. You're going to take forever to get there. And finally, my readings. I am very excited about having found a forum for a four fellow monarchists singular. The end. I have to sleep now. Hello, I'm Batur.

A warm welcome to you. More monarchists is always happy news. We as also very happy as I found this awesome forum quite some years ago now. I'm Aaron Trass. Welcome. That was pretty close to my path, only I started as a neocon rather than a liberal. In fact, the last

presidential candidate I actually voted for was Mike Perotka in 2004. Okay, why bother slicing this mustard? It's the same shit. Why? Why are you spending time?

Alright, Isfahan, you got Constitution. Yes. Monarchism and libertarianism are not mutually exclusive if by libertarian you mean small government, nor are monarchy and democracy. You just gotta have a tiny, tiny

king. Yeah, the monarchs are small because of inbreeding, though, right? Diminutive government. I believe in a monarchy so small that you can fit it in your pocket. Yeah, absolutely. Agreed. I think libertarianism

fits monarchy much better than democracy by democracy i mean to say massive voting what campaigning and all other evils that come along with democracy so voting yeah so voting is literally i just define voting as an evil okay got it yeah no massive voting. Yeah, yeah, no, it's still the biggest. Like, voting's fine, but, like, not everybody should do it. You can kind of vote, but it's on small paper.

If you're a monarchist, you're under the belief that you're like, oh, this system would be great because I'm imagining it where I'm a person of power and not a serf. Obviously, I'm the king.

Yeah, yeah. Are you trying to say Bilbo Baggins 764 is not a person in power? That's what I was thinking about with the person who said they would love feudal monarchy because they're like, I can't wait to bring back a system of government where I would have no power. And also, you know, like, libertarians and mardukists would get along famously because if there's one thing that you would never see a king or queen do it's tax the people yeah okay the catch is is that that again all these people believe in a in a system like this under these the weird assumption that they're the people in power

or at least related to a lot of power. Listen, man, I've done so much dream regression analysis and I was so many fancy people in England and Europe. Oh, the reaching makes sense now. I was a lot of very fancy people in Europe the whole time.

Okay, so we're going back to... Isvan, You were Constitution, right? Yes. So this is a thread subtitled Constitution's Blunder posted seven days ago. Constitution, can you tell me about this thread called God Save the King? I'm Constitution. God Save the King.

My blunder am Constitution. God Save the King. My blunder. By Constitution. I can't say I like Charles George, the man, for reasons I will not be getting into, but Charles George is also King Charles III and the throne deserves respect. That's life when you're a monarchist. You accept that a man you find detestable

is the rightful king, and you continue to support the monarchy because you realize that the monarchy is bigger than any one man. That's why everybody loved the king. Okay, fair. Unfortunately, that's not the way the world will see it. The world is not distinguished between the man and the monarchy. Charles III has an unsavory reputation.

No, brother! And I fear the Commonwealth realms, countries where Charles III is king, in case you need it. Hello, hi. I like Canada. How you doing over there? You enjoying this whole Republic thing?

Oh, it's great. I love it. You really love it? Hey, can we name another fucking street after our dumb people? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please do. Put it on the corner of Queen and Elizabeth.

Well, I'm afraid the Commonwealth realms will become republics because that hasn't happened yet. Because they won't see the monarchy. They'll just see the man. Yeah. Everything you said is correct because people have never tried to assassinate a king before. That all

sounds pretty reasonable, doesn't it? I'm Peter. A reasonable nuance take. Oh, Peter. I can't say I like your post. I disagree with your condemnation of the man and detest this kind of thing appearing in a thread headed

God save the King. It's Charles Philip Arthur George, by the way, and his majesty is usually known as just Charles, not Charles plus some random choice from his other names. Oh, well. I'm coming in here. I'm Royal Cello. Constitution, the way you have spoken about His Majesty,

the king, is unacceptable in this forum. Cheerio. You will not do so again. Is that clear? Mm-hmm. See, this is what I think the appeal is. Just like

standing behind kings and going that's right he's not gonna kiss you uh constitution you have a response to that i sure do i thought what i said was quite mild i could have explained why i didn't like charles the third i did not because both because that would have been beside the point and because that would have been uncomfortably close to an attack on the monarchy itself. To answer your question, no, we're not clear. Is expressing dislike for any currently reigning monarch, regardless of context, is prohibited on the forum? Or is it more that you found detestable too strong a term?

In retrospect, I have doubts that I used the right term there. Detestable was the red flag for me. I am a great fan and admirer of His Majesty the King, and I have been for many years. I expect my own monarchist forum to be the one place that I do not have to encounter stupid bile about him. Also, your bizarre and incorrect

way of calling him Charles George annoyed me. On this forum, I am king. I would like to say idly by why you disrespect the creepy tampon man. I said you sideways, sir.

Look, he just all he said was I wish I was a tampon so that I could live inside of your pussy. That's not weird about that. There's nothing weird about that. No, nothing at all. Like, I mean,

that's where I want my small government in my pussy. I want my government to be so small it's a tampon that can fit in my pussy. Exactly. So is punishment for violating rules on this

forum like beheading in front of the royal courts? No, it's that royal cello will give you a dressing down oh heavens royal cello will disapprove of you and so will peter by the way yeah me too uh

uh and then uh kendrick if you'll take bador please well i totally agree with you that we as true monarchists must support the lawful reigning monarch and his or hers right to sit on the throne, no matter how much we disagree or dislike the person. I strongly disagree that his majesty, King Charles III, should in any way be distasteful. He doesn't deserve to be called that either. That's simply not fair. But at least thanks for taking back the other even worse

word. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Alright. Alright. My interest has peaked and that means that I'm going to scroll through some more of these things because like, because here's the

thing, right? Like, we started off with this assumption like monarch monarchism uh means that we all like uh charles the third but like no we just into monarchism in general right um and so to that self yeah no speaking for all of us i'm saying that we are all into monarchism in general yeah like, you live in Canada. Yes! I'm agreeing with the we're into monarchism part. It's the... Yeah, yeah. So, Boots,

your name is monarchist for Russia? Yes! Great. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. And yeah, tell me about Imperial Russia, please. Great. Oh, wow. This Imperial Russia, please. Great. Oh, wow. This is bold.

Can a reincarnated Romanov take back the throne of former Imperial Russia? So like redefine those borderlines as well. That's great. I love it. I love it. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is like, is this like a death loop subplot is that what we're talking about here yeah this is this is something only happens if the nazis won

somehow can a reincarnated romanov take back the throne of former imperial Russia? Hi, I'm new to this forum. My name's Sean. Hi, Sean. Hi, Sean. A.K.A. monarchist for Russia. I don't know how you know that. I'll call you Sean. I'll call you Sean.

Thanks for introducing me. Looking forward to your other three posts. Yeah. And I am a young monarchist who would like to see the former Russian monarchy imperial Russian monarchy be restored completely in an absolute constitutional monarchy system. Half half. So it needs to be an

absolute monarchy that's also constitutional. Yes. This is someone who's very clear on that. Absolute. Half absolute, half constitutional. I just want Catherine the Great to sit on my face. Well, yeah.

I am a devout Christian and I believe in God and I love everyone. And I do not discriminate anything towards anyone for sexual preference, gender, race, language, etc. Yeah, but. Yeah, but. For sure. I am also an avid and very strong believer in reincarnation slash reincarnating. Hey. You said you're a devout Christian.

Right. You said you're a devout Christian. Yeah, so you're a devout Christian. Devout Christian, yes. And you have a very strong belief in reincarnation. Have you been to my church? No, not once. I personally believe strongly that it is quite possible enough for a re

and just so you know reincarnation every time has a capital r and a hyphen after re for a you've been pronouncing it correctly yeah yeah a believer in reincarnation uh sorry i personally believe strongly it is quite possible enough for a reincarnated romanov to come back to russia and take what was rightfully their inheritance and birthright huh i am i am wondering does anyone else share my views well it is okay if you do not i will not discriminate against anybody who just doesn't coincidentally share this and everyone else's opinions are welcome I would like to hear everyone's opinion and questions

slash answers on the topic thanks for allowing me to join and I hope to contribute more and make wonderful friends here and I also hope one day that the true Russian monarchy can be fully comma restored just like Jesus wanted God bless and keep the product all

what keep God bless and keep the product all... What? God bless and keep and protect all you and your families, friends, and everyone everywhere. God save the Tsar. Do you think... Well, I also believe in reincarnation, so I'm hoping reincarnated Bolsheviks perform the October Revolution again.

Uh... Look, I don't see any problem with Monarchist for Russia. Here's devout Christianity. He's a devout Christian from 500. It's fine. I don't want anyone having to assume that you have to

come into the F+, with, like, a bunch of, like, required reading beforehand, but, like, this... So he's talking about, like, a czarist Russian family from the 1600s. Uh-huh. That he just, like, picked at random and was like, this is the best!

Yeah. I think the Romanovs were the ones that were killed by the Bolsheviks. So they were the last one. Allegedly. Also, I want to find this guy's thread on bringing back the Julian calendar.

And then, Shel, you've got Aaron Traz. Yes, so you're a Christian that doesn't believe in either Christian sexual morality or Christian eschatology? Wait, that's your problem? I'm sorry. Well. Fuck.

Where do boners come into all of this? That is my question, yes. The problem here is that he said that he's okay with gay people. That's the problem with my thread, obviously. That aside, I'd sincerely doubt that any laws of succession within what once was Christendom would allow for someone who claimed to be the reincarnation of a former legitimate monarch to ascend the throne. Even if such a thing were possible, how could it be proven?

What if I, uh, what if I collected, like, all their DNA and made them into a man like Serpentor? G.I. Joe. What if you did that, Boots? Well, how did it work out for Serpentor? Pretty good, I think. I don't remember.

Oh, no, he died. And then there's a Ethio Monarchist has a response, but we're going to go back into Monarchist Russia. Boots, we got there. Yeah, yeah. To Erentras. Yes, I am a Christian. I christians are supposed to love and care for everyone not matter what sexual preference or gender or race religion etc sure but that is

for another discussion in another time i will not argue with anyone uh you're on the monarchist forum so like yeah you fucking will like what are we doing otherwise forgive me if i overreacted a little bit we're just loving the way the monarchy would want us to i think for the next bit i should clarify that ethia monarchist did ask like okay how would they prove they are who they say they are but i think the response to that is to that question is worth reading. Proving is, yes, a challenge. A very large challenge. You would have to prove by memories. And I know DNA wouldn't be able to establish.

And yes, I agree. If Tsarevich, Alexei, were reincarnated this time around in this lifetime, Tsar Nicholas I, Peter the Great, and even Ivan the Terrible can reincarnate as well. I do agree with that. But I do not agree with eliminating reincarnation as a whole from succession. I am happy that it is being discussed here, at least. And I am welcomed here as well to voice my opinions, etc. Thanks again for the warm greetings and very nice welcome. May God bless and keep them.

And then Sauce, if you will take Sujit, please. First, I will say, Sean, that you are a true Christian, not a fake hypocrite like the ones in the Vatican. But, as said, the biggest problem is to prove that there have been reincarnated. There have been Reacher on the field and it shows that it is fully possible. The Reacher have been done to children that state that they are reincarnated and that these child are perfectly healthy. If it is proven that Romanov is reincarnated, then the biggest question will remain. Will the people have him as a monarch?

My name's Jovan66102! While Sean is an idiot, you, sir, are an arsehole! Dear. I'm Monarchist for Russia and I'm back. I'm sorry my post has attracted so much negative or questioning discussion to Joven66102

I am not going to argue with you you're right I am an idiot and an arsehole this shall be my last posting on the discussion I have never been so horribly insulted in my life I am not an idiot and I know you're not one, so why call

me an idiot? And why is Sujit an arsehole? Is there really reasoning behind your name-calling? Or is it because you just do not agree and feel the need to hurt someone else's feelings? I forgive you for calling me an idiot, and I hope Sujit forgives you for calling them what you

called them. Name-calling is petty and nonsense, and quite ridiculous. I came on this forum to voice my opinion. I know I would meet objection to my beliefs, but it is in no right to call me an idiot, just because you feel the need to call me one,

and Sujit, what you called them doesn't mean it was the right thing to do. Forgive me for taking up all your time. Trying to make sense of what I'm writing. The world's most polite lunatic on the internet. I am leaving the forum, and thanks for your time and cooperation,

the ones who are nice and welcome me. How much time has passed? This is all in one day, right? I'm just thinking back to all the times we shared. All on the 25th of May. Yeah, the ones who were nice and welcome me. Thanks very much. May God bless and keep you and your families and friends and everyone and everywhere.

I will name my children after you. Jovan comes back. Jovan comes back. I think Royal Cello wraps up the thread very nicely. Great. Yeah. Sean, if you're still reading, please do not leave. I apologize for you to what I have said.

That's so stupid. Are they eight-year-olds? What's happening? Listen, I don't think if you understand anything about screenwriting, the stakes are important. But Mom said I had to apologize. The stakes are very high right now. The monarchists.

Yes, they're eight. Yes. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It was anger at Sujit's gratuitous, vile attack on my religion that prompted both remarks. Him, I will not apologize to. I hope you will stay as I have a great interest

in Russia and I hope we can have some good discussions Jovan legitimately we extra credit to read some child on a wiki once who said that

who said basically this what he said was I'll apologize to you but not that moldy piece of bread and it's the same fucking thing it doesn't matter if it's about Paw Patrol or monarchists I like how he signed it to make sure we know it's him

I'm already noticing a pattern with these discussions somebody will come on and be like hey I like all monarchism and I'm a big fan of this monarch and everybody else is like ooh that monarch sucks and be like oh well I thought this was a welcoming forum and then say well actually

I mean I'm sorry I like that monarch but Catholics they're the worst you know and then the cycle continues hey I'm a Catholic yep these people are not complicated you know, and then the cycle continues. Hey, I'm a Catholic. Yep. These people are not complicated. No, no.

Was someone Royal Cello? Because I do like the way he wraps up the thread. Lemon was Royal Cello. You got it. Go for Royal Cello there. Me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, it looks like

Monarchist for Russia has deleted his account before I even saw this thread Can't I go out for a single morning performing for elementary school students in this case without worrying about what's going to happen at the forum Let's try not to scare away new members, okay? Just in case anyone wondered

my answer to the question asked by the thread's title would be no I still wish it had proceeded differently I leave the Monarchist's Forum for eight hours to teach kids interpretive dance And you guys would mess it up If only I had been there to say no, he would still be on the forum The answer's no To an obviously hypothetical question.

I do think it would be a disservice to skip over the other two things in this section, because I think it's my favorite part of the document, is that they're weird conversations, but it's everything that's beautiful about this forum. Alright, in that case, I'll take your word for it all right so here we go uh so our next our next

thread is called said of vacationist monarchism i do not know what that means i don't think we need to explain that any further. I don't think any of you got that right. That's why I didn't even try. I don't care. Isfahan, your name is De Meister? Aye, I'm

De Meister. As you all very well know, Pope St. Pius V excommunicated Elizabeth I and declared her to be the pretended Queen of England in the papal bull, Regens and Excelsis. Myself, only a monarchist because I believe in natural law, and thus rather unlearned in monarchy, I ask if this was true, would the whole line of English monarchs from Elizabeth I to the current Queen be invalid? I am wondering if there is a set of vacantist equivalent in monarchy. Okay, all right, all right.

Your question, de master, shows an ignorance that would be staggering in anyone else and which I would be happy to enlighten were it anyone else since it's you go away fuck

I strongly suspect that you're a troll and your persona is invented anyway if it isn't, my sympathies. I felt in your general direction. Yes, hello. My name is Blaine the Third and I am holding four wine glasses in one hand

and trying to drink all of them simultaneously. Yes, I can assure you that he is indeed his own man Mr. Peter is he Mr. Blaine well I don't like him and I suggest he stays away stays well away from me and doesn't for example start provocative threads about Elizabeth I

which betray a truly astounding lack of knowledge of the subject he is supposedly here to talk about monarchy remember that I challenge you to a bond villain off Truly astounding lack of knowledge of the subject he is supposedly here to talk about. Monarchy! Remember that? I challenge you to a bond, Villanoff. He is indeed. He also holds a view, though he did not state it,

held by a few neo-Jacobites in traditional papers. Fuck! Fuck! You see why I didn't want to skip this. This is a painful document. I think you're using the wrong accent. You got to use this one right here. Actually, it's me.

No, you're right. Okay. Yes, indeed. He also holds a view, though he has not stated how bad a few Neo-Jacobs and traditional papers. I also note, you posted in a thread,

however ignorant the thread is, and not vice versa, how should he stay away from you then? I also note to Demastri that the rules there state that there is no denying the right of any legitimate line of kings in the United Kingdom if you do indeed hold such a view. How he can avoid me is not by not starting topics,

threads on topics such as Elizabeth I that I am absolutely bound to respond to. I am by no means convinced of this person's real existence, not that I much care one way or another. Where is my forum? I long since have kicked his backside out of here. Since it's not, I'll settle for just kicking his backside whenever he forces himself on my attention.

Great. Was it weird to say all that holding a sword? No, it was very natural. Oh! The Habsburgs belong in Spain! Oh! What? The Habsburgs belong in Spain! Okay.

Yeah, I've said it. I'm the emperor's advocate. I've noticed that... I'm gonna... This is a long thing, so I'd say probably just fade me out. This guy is... I have noticed that when I read a long... You signed up for this, bitch? I didn't assign

this to you. You read this whole thing. Can we sound like... Okay, fine. The sound of horse claps in, he's just getting further and further away. I have noticed... I have noticed that when I read a loan post here, it can be hard to concentrate or stay enthusiastic

as the post goes on. I'm sure that's a problem. Shorter posts that are well-written... Shorter posts that are well- Shorter posts that are well written naturally have a lasting impression for me as I, like so many people, am always short of time. So what do I do?

This is the first post in a thread called The Habsburgs Belong in Spain. The Habsburgs Belong in Spain! Now that I have your attention. So what do I do? Lol. Write a book and post it on the forum. I hope that the topic may be of interest to many of you

and that I'm not overwhelming with the length. Well. Although the subject reflects only one country, this thread I want to be like Spain's great empire and cover a broad scope of territory. Jesus Christ. I find the topic to be very interesting. reigns great empire and cover a broad scope of territory. I find the topic to be very interesting. I don't think the subject is closed.

I see it as the great war before the Seven Years' War, sort of like a WWI. I love world history and think it should be remembered, not simply left to the books. It should play a major role in our lives, as it was history that brought us to where we are today. I wonder what it was like to live in Naples in 1710 or around there. Not just Naples, but Flanders, Tuscany, Sicily, Sardinia, Parma, Franciacopte, or even Spain herself.

Which is where the Habsburgs belong, right? Am I getting it? Exactly. You would have been a subject where the Habsburgs belong, right? Am I getting it? Exactly! You would have been a subject of the Habsburg family, as was your father and all his ancestors for 200 years before your birth! You most likely would have thought that your children and grandchildren

would also have been subject to the Habsburgs. Who could have guessed that the only government you ever knew could be shaken and dismantled when your king died, Charles II of the House of Habsburg, at the dawn of the century? You watch as your beloved country sunk into ruins all by his death. For years, a war of invasion and recovery plagued the Mediterranean and Western Europe. Uncountable number of soldiers

and civilians have either died or lost everything they owned. How could this ever happen to your country, what was once the strongest empire in the world? I don't know. I'm sorry. What did I do? My God, dude, I just asked what you wanted to eat. And yeah, like I say, I cut

out 20 more paragraphs from this. It goes into 20 more paragraphs. There's a chart. There is a chart in this post where he goes on to explain exactly how the Habsburgs lost Spain. Right. I got some questions about you there. Let me conclude, please. I got some questions about you there.

Despite that terrible war. Despite that terrible war, Austria wins. She outlasts France by another hundred years, although the Habsburg family lost in Spain and later Burgundy. They kept the knowledge and experience, traditions and cultures they had gained for so many years before from across the world. Austria would be ruled by the Habsburgs for another 200 years past Charles II's death.

And I know they will rule again! The Emperor's Advocate. Will they reincarnate? That's the only way it's gonna happen. Some questions about you there, the Emperor's Advocate. What's your location? Southeast Ohio!

USA! New Styria compounds to Austria! That's not Southeast Ohio. No. New styria compounds to Austria. That's not Southeast Ohio. No, you're wrong. And your job? What's your general job? Garden center staff. You got any hobbies there?

I like growing figs. What else do you like growing? Also pomegranates. what else do you like growing also pomegranates I like that you seem to like growing old world confectionary fruits

citrus trees too what would you say is your final hobby learning about extinct animals like the Habsburgs do you have anybody to tell this to? The emperor's advocate. When were you born?

July 15th, 1989. The last day of Louis XVI was the absolute king of France. In 1989? Coincidence? It doesn't sound right. The last day. And your religion?

Catholic but without a church The last day Louis died in 1793 Is it because you feel But then reigned for another 200 years 1989 And what are your favorite books? Just about anything on the Hapsburgs.

Oh, how interesting. I'm single. Okay. I'm in shock. I'm just so shocked. Well, you better get to work. The Hapsburgs are only going to get back up if you birth them.

He did last post in 2008, so... A lot could have happened. Yeah, he probably got fired from his job at the garden center. Oh, boy. Okay, so there's a little bit more on this thread, but it's of that

general tone. What God gave my emperor cannot be denied by man! They will never take away his God-given rights! It's like, I can see his head being pushed into the spot on the guillotine and just being brought down. Okay, just going to shove this pill into your mouth.

I'm going to rub your throat gently. Come on, come on. Can I actually take the Emperor Advocates, the continuation of what Sauce was just reading there? Because I really like it. It's fantastic. What God gave my emperor cannot be denied by man. They will never take away his God-given right. You can call him a pretender.

How dare you disgrace his name? They are much more than a simple royal family. They held Europe together when Martin Luther, Garibaldi, Karl Marx, and Jan Hus? Jan Hus? Jan Hus! And other rebels tore the continent apart. Baldy Karl Marx and Jan Jan who's Jan Jan who's and other rebels tore the continent

apart Mr. Garibaldi what are you doing we have them to thanks we have them to thanks for much of our European heritage oh what wonderful heritage I believe in the Habsburgs I believe in the Habsburgs.

I believe in the Habsburgs. I really think they are descended from Caesars, Trojans, and the House of David. They're really super not, though. But I believe it. It's true. A heritage that bourbon cannot match. Ask Mask Words. Ask Maximilian.

He'll tell you about his family tree. I don't want to. And so on. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm sorry, but you have to read the rest of it, please. If you read that, you have to read the rest. Okay, like Heliodite and others before me, this is when I'll say goodbye.

I thought there were others here who shared my unwavering loyalty, but if they are, they are silent. After hundreds of posts in such a short time, it all comes to this last one. Thank you, Royal Cello, for making the forum. It has been fun, but

forums are for democracy. Oh, shit. Huh. And you won't find anybody on here for democracy. Oh, shit. Huh. Wow. Huh. And you won't find anybody on here liking democracy. Boy, he posted a lot after that. Very good. I think I've made too many enemies to stay any longer. If anyone would like...

Forums are not a democracy they're a monarchy yeah they are do you think there's some sort of hierarchy on ballp.it because nope like listen you can sign up for an account

on ballpit and post whatever you want and if I don't like it I'll delete it but like that's not still a democracy, right? Yeah. And you can give Frank West as many bulbs as you want. Anyone can like it or read it as long as we don't delete it. Or you.

As long as we don't personally dislike it. Yeah, that's fine. If anyone would like to see my Habsburg occupation timelines, just email me. I'd be happy to hear from any loyalists. I thought I was going to lose out on my only shot. Not the best picture, but also I leave with an avatar of me.

Since you never met me in person, it's the least I could do. Bye. Why would you do that? Love God and Christ and then love your king. It's fine. To clarify, by the way, the reason he got angry and stormed out is because someone used the term pretender,

which is a technical term which has a literal meaning, and he thought it was an insult. He literally misunderstood a technical term and thought they were using an insult. Well, it's the guys that would walk 5,000 miles. Yeah. Sure. And then some more miles on top of that. And then 500 more. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Isfahan, we're going to go to another thread here, and your name is Matthew J. Taylor. Hi. Is this My Feudal Passport? Okay. My feudal passport, my feudal passport. I'm Matthew J. Taylor.

Yes! Whilst the rest of the UK are discussing their new British passports, those of us who live under the Prince of Wales as their feudal lord, in my case as Prince and Great Steward of Scotland, since I live within the counties of the principality of scotland not to be confused with the wider historic kingdom of scotland are pleased to hear that we shall soon be receiving our own passports which denote our status as serfs before the heir apparent good what the fuck just just kicking in the door to his house

and telling his wife we get to be peasants. Yay! You thought our life sucked before. As a condition of our fealty, we must provide our feudal passport document at the borders of the principality and the sheriff of whichever county we arrive in must observe a mark of approval from his royal highness

within its pages indicating his permission for us to travel beyond his lands period. Is this role playing? No. How dare you? No, this is an amatographic designer who wanted to show off. Yeah. I for one welcome our feudal...

His design was finally accepted and made official. I for one welcome our feudal masters and await eagerly the coming Sabbath rest before the toil of farming our lord's land begins anew on the second day.

You're realistic about it. If Vaulted had signatures, that could be Isfahan's. Just saying. By the way, some of the signatures on this forum are fantastic. I bet. I bet they're like good old school Web 1.0 forum This one says I am not an authorized representative of my government

Oh Wow There are several quotes from Code Geass, which is an anime Oh great Oh great It's really popular. I just wanted to say

that 500 miles is the proclaimers. The pretenders did 2,000 miles. Shit! Shit! Oh, well, pack it up. That's gonna haunt me. Damn it. Damn it, you're held on to that the whole time.

I didn't want to interrupt. I have to walk at least 500 more. I didn't want to interrupt to be a pedant. I just waited to be pedantic. No, no, no, no. Your pedantry was correct. And will bother me for hours. So this is, I'm Emperor 1009.

Congratulations on being Emperor 1009, by the way. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, there's a whole, like, naming tradition that we have. But, like, in our empire, we just basically just, you know, we just iterate. You know, just, like, emperor equals emperor plus one and then we're all set uh i'm just gonna say i'm disappointed that uh emperor 1009's live journal is closed so because it's solarmonarchy.livejournal.com i want to know more about that no honestly i think

if anyone is looking for a document, seek out this person. Okay. Seek out this person because they are a goldmine. I just couldn't find enough. All right. I'm sorry. Before I dig into that, Shell Game, you just posted a screenshot.

Yeah. So, Shell Game, you're one of the monarchists. I am this one. I'm Emperor 1009. Oh, you're Emperor 1009. Okay, okay, okay. And Shell Game, what's your religion? I have my own civil religion. Great.

Got it. Cool. And then your ethnic background? White. Hey, Shell, what's your favorite music? World Beat. What's your favorite? What's your favorite music? World Beat. What's your favorite... What are your favorite books?

Anything by Stephen Lawhead, but especially Arthur. And what's your favorite of your favorite movies? The Chronicles of Narnia, Turk 182, and Braveheart. Obviously. And I'm single, can you believe it? There's a lot of single people on this forum somehow. There's a lot of single guys on this forum somehow.

I think that this site needs a dating site part of it. So that all of the women that are on the monarchist forum can hook up. How else do you make sure that the nobility doesn't get its blood diluted? That would be gross. I'm sorry, I can only date people I'm related to. Yeah, so I'm Emperor1009 and so here's a picture of Photobucket from

some shit. It's just like two circles on the floor. He seems so happy. It's like coasters coasters pictures so some pictures on the floor and then i'm like here's the illustration of energy and math that i referred to in my tv show and then i say energy is represented by lines uh while mass is represented by circles so i take that same picture and then then I, like, say energy and mass, and then I just put some arrows around.

Wow. I just, like, I just, arrows exist on top of my picture. I see you're following Time Cube. What is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This has big, not all there energy. Up arrow, down arrow. Oh, this is the Da Vinci Code. Yeah. Don't forget the right arrow is the right of the

up and down arrow. Like I said, matter is defined of energy that has been coaxed into making a circle come on come on energy is there another way to define energy?

I think it's adorable I think that the official and only definition is so adorable there might be other definitions for energy. Is there any other definition? I think that the official and only definition is just so adorable. There might be other definitions for energy, but are there any other definitions for matter? Well, here's the thing, right? Okay, so have you ever seen a physical object that's not a circle? Not when I look really close.

Right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Unbelievably, that's the only definition that science has for matter. That's unbelievable. Energy that has been coaxed into making us suck. Yeah, that is what the government schools have taught me. I don't know enough about science to know if that sounds wrong. Yeah.

It's the only definition that science has for matter. That's the only definition that matters. Wordplay? Yeah. And that's why we all live in the world of Balls 3D, the fighting game. He was very proud of that pun, by the way, so he put the punchline in double-sized font and everything else. Well, yeah, it's pretty good.

Like, matter and matters. Matter. Right. Okay, the gardens that contain 30 permanent pavilions. It's pretty good. Matter. Matter. Matter. Right. Okay. The gardens that contain 30 permanent pavilions. Everybody take a drink every time the lemon says the word pavilion. Okay. Great.

I got scotch and beer right here. I'm going to do both. Is that okay, Espehan? Is that? Are you going to die? Yes, I am. And also, so are you. We live in this mortal coil suspended only by the knowledge that all matter is circles.

Can I introduce you in the time cube then? Yeah. Okay. I have one now. Great. Okay. So the gardens contain 30 permanent pavilions. Uh-huh.

Okay. Each pavilion is allocated to a particular nation and displays works of art by its nationals. Some of the pavilions... Okay. ...have fallen into a state of decay, and there is some criticism of the allocation of pavilions... Okay. ...to certain nations who do not appear to have the funds required for structural maintenance and repair,

the gardens contain 30 permanent pavilions. Okay. Okay. Okay. Each... Fuck. Okay. Is allocated...

My beer is half gone. Is allocated to a particular nation and displays work of art by its nationals some of the pavilions have fallen into a state of decay and there is some criticism of the allocation of pavilions

sorry to certain nations who do not appear to have the funds required pavilions. Sorry. To certain nations who do not appear to have the funds required for structural maintenance and repair, Wikipedia link. The above pavilion appears to be entitled State Unity of America,

the largest link you've ever seen in your life, and then a photo bucket of, like, a guy that got kicked out of ABBA, I think. That's Emperor 1009. That's you. That's you. Oh, that's me. Okay, cool.

Energy, current, currency. Give me currency. It matters to me. Oh, those are your lyrics? Is that a song you wrote? Yeah, I have a song called Pavilion this live journal has been deleted and purged you can rename it

and the yahoo video link is also frozen I'm sorry but I really have a hard time understanding this thread what is the significance of it to monarchy in the Americas please explain your obsession with currency the emperor's advocate Hard time understanding this thread. What is the significance of it to monarchy in the Americas? Please explain your obsession with currency. The emperor's advocate.

To serve God and the Habsburg alone. I understand your lack of concern. He spelled Habsburg. Your lack of understanding. You serve the Habsburgs alone. Advocate, son. You have a closed mind. Did you at least watch the movie? Could at least acknowledge that?

Perhaps physics is a little too much for you to understand. You understand the idea of a sovereign currency and how that relates to a monarchy, right? Let's begin there. Now, does the word hyperinflation mean anything to you? Okay, hold on, hold on. Let's not get crazy here. Let's just stop for a second and ask ourselves how many pavilions did

the Habsburgs have? Okay, here we go. I think I saw hyperinflation on another episode. Yes, you did. Shell, please don't say that word. Hyperinflation? No. Could do without that one, too.

Jesus Christ Jesus Christ I think Emperor 1009 Is legitimately deranged Yeah yeah yeah yeah Like but everybody on this forum Is legitimately deranged Well he's deranged in like the Sandwich board on a street corner kind of way, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Super agree. I do love his response to the Baron. Okay, go for it. Oh, okay. Huh. Hello, Baron. Physics is saying that particles are energy, that some energy is going in circles. What was once a straight line is going in a circle.

That is why only God can create matter, although you'd think it would be easy. There is something called social currency. There is political currency. There is scientific currency. There is dialectical currency. There is scientific currency. There is dialectical currency. There is prevarication. Exaggeration. Inflation.

Hyperinflation. Exaggeration. Hyperinflation. I like that he put the hee-hee at the end. Hee-hee! Hee-hee! Hey, Boots. I like that he put the hee hee at the end Hee hee Hey Boots Yeah Royal Cello is excited about Harry Potter

Can you tell me a little bit about that? Oh boy, great I'm excited about Harry Potter So is Royal Cello So let's all be excited about Harry Potter Okay, I posted this in 2007 Yep The time of the Harry Potter Anyone else here excited about Harry Potter. Okay, I posted this in 2007. Yep. The time of the Harry Potter.

Yeah. Anyone else here excited about Harry Potter? Me! The fifth movie coming out Wednesday. Though, as I will be in Rockford then, I intend to wait a few more days in order to see it with my brother, probably on the 15th and 16th. One of the worst cities in the country, yeah.

And the seventh and final book coming out next Saturday, I plan to attend a midnight bookstore release party for the first time. Previously, I've obtained my copies in the morning. Lots of emotions are in store

for those of us who have been enjoying the series for a decade now. Interesting observation by anarcho-monarchist John Fitzgerald in his article The Sleeping King. What the fuck is an anarcho-monarchist John Fitzgerald in his article, The Sleeping King.

What the fuck is an anarcho-monarchist? How dare you? How fucking dare you? Is it a monarchist with a bunch of legs? Oh, sorry. It's an arachno-monarchist. Arachno-monarchist. No gods, no masters, but also God save the king, right?

Come in my web. Oh, it's literally Johnny Rotten. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Oh, dear. Well. Hey, man. Those three years of Public Image Limited were all anybody needed.

Talk about someone who looks like shit now. Go away. Delete the stuff before, delete the stuff after. Correct. Correct. Yeah. Metal box and cease to exist. Yeah.

Yeah. Quote, the success of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books is welcome to us because the royal principle can only flourish in a milieu where there is a real sense of wonder, magic, mystery, and awe. I hate these people. Oh, man. I never read or watched Harry Potter. Maybe I really missed a lot. This, uh, uh, the first Harry Potter movie is so good because do you like footage of a kid like staring

at things with his jaw open like all the pictures I take of my kid how about how about that for two and a half hours yeah I did like the last Harry Potter Shell can you take a registered colon member please oh sure

deleted these books and movies make me feel like i'm eight i just love them i'll be eating up the next fucking movie totally psyched up cool cool cool cool cool uh and then i'm gonna skip over Aaron Traz and right back to Boots Roylocello Aaron raises an interesting point about mixed ideological messages in HP fuck

the thing is that J.K. Rowling though apparently a modern liberal in her beliefs chose an inherently traditionalist you know I knew there was some controversy. I didn't know what it was. One of the things that always strikes me about

J.K. Rowling is how progressive her worldview is. Cool. So the books generally contain both egalitarian and anti-egalitarian subtexts. It's perhaps a fitting reflection of this confusion that J.K.R. named her daughter after a woman who was a leftist, but an aristocratic leftist. Jessica Mitger.

While I wish that book five did not imply, as I think it sort of does, that a person from an aristocratic background, Sirius Black, needs to renounce his family in order to be a good person. I just don't blame JKR, since in a world dominated and shaped by liberalism, any work of art that is not self-consciously anti-liberal, such as Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings was, you know,

will inevitably be shaped by liberal biases. So if she joins this forum, you won't chase her off immediately. Depends what monarchy she represents. Yeah. If she joins this forum, he is never logging off ever again, just in case. Because he knows he cannot trust these people. Oh, it depends on whether or not she logs in using her male pen name or not. Is there gonna be

fucking in this book? And despite this, there is much in Harry Potter that traditionalists can appreciate. For example, the contrast between materialistic Dursleys with their spoiled only child and the poor but loving Weasleys with their seven children.

The fact that sympathetic characters such as Hagrid repudiate Hermione's shrilly egalitarian house elf liberation agenda. One more time, actually. I like that sentence a lot. Can you just give me that? Yeah, yeah. Really good. The fact that sympathetic characters such as Hagrid repudiate Hermione's shrilly, egalitarian house elf liberation agenda

as the only character in the books that is against slavery. It's like a charcuterie play. Every single word is more pleasure in my mouth. I guess I really don't understand Harry Potter.

The thing is that it's very I mean, it's very telling how much this guy took to the setting of Harry Potter. Yeah. Yeah. Shrilly, egalitarian

house elf liberation agenda. Yeah. More pleasurable with every word. Yep. Well, she had curly hair. That pleasurable with every word. Well, she had curly hair. That means that she's mixed. Can I be James and ask a question? Yep. Royal Cello, what did you think of the last Harry Potter book?

As a leftist centermonogist... That's not just a question. That's three more paragraphs. Yes, we do exist. I find J.K.R.'s writing exhilaratingly fresh yeah uh huh as a left of center

which means center so you voted stay too you would fight for writing fresh Tony Blair by the way is almost as right wing as Margaret Thatcher the idea of just posing actually yeah I kind of agree with that sure

agreed you know all of this makes sense to me a guy who's never even seen a British person I don't actually think they exist I've heard stories you know I don't actually think they exist. Thank God. I've heard stories, you know. Except for this country, you're American. Yeehaw.

We're like a sentence away from dematerializing sauce. I have no real idea what you're talking about. Yeehaw. Hell yeah, brother. Hey, F+. My name is Gilbert Gia. Oh. Yes. Yes.

My name is Gable Gia. This new Harry Potter book, indeed the entire Harry Potter series, is anti-Catholic. Okay. No, no, what? What? Okay, good. Yeah, you're all on board. Okay, great.

No self-respecting monarchist or monarch. That's right. As we know, monarchs and Catholics have always gone hand in glove. And both are active on this forum. Monarchs and catholics of england yeah it's not like they didn't make their whole entire church

with blackjack and hookers just so they could get away from catholicism listen i'm a monarch but i'm not a monarchist like i yeah like okay i benefit from this but i don't think it's a good idea.

I will not have you besmirching King James on my forum. You will see this crown, but you don't see all the writing I do. Okay. No, they shouldn't have anything to do with the series of children's books that glorifies the occult, as does J.K. Rowling's Unholy series. Unless one considers paganism or Satanism a virtue worthy of royal approval, Her Majesty the

Queen must be off her rocker. She is now. Oh! I have a question for you. As a monarchist,

am I allowed to say that shit? I'm a monarchist. It's factual. That's great, but in this particular case, the queen made a mistake. Would you say it in 2007 when you did? No. Is it factual now? Yeah. This is not libel slander.

We're good. Okay. Alright. Great. You're right. It's fine. You're the royalist. You say the hair, the pot I'm sorry. You say the potter books. Potter books. Yep. Glorify paganism? That's pretty bigoted.

Because wizards in the HP world aren't pagans nor Potter books, yep. Glorify paganism? That's pretty bigoted. Because wizards in the HP world aren't pagans nor satanizers. Yeah. They hereby satanize you. Pachoo, pachoo. Also, it's a fantasy book for God's sake. I love fantasy. Satanize, satanize.

I love fantasy. I don't practice satanism nor paganism, yet I love the HP books. I just keep hearing Satanizer. They glory paganism because they glorify witchcraft, which is satanic. Call it bigoted if you like, but those are the facts. Oh, shit, they're the facts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't care about your feelings, they're the facts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't care about your feelings, though. Boots, Royal Cello?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if I were to grant your absurd and ignorant premise, which I don't, that the HP books glorify the occult, why would it necessarily follow from this alone that a monarchist or a monarch should not have anything to do with them. Monarchists may adhere to any religion

or none. Yeah. Hmm. It doesn't, like, yeah, may God or any gods or a lack of God save the queen. Hey, whatever, man. You just do whatever you want.

It's okay. Monarchists may adhere to any religion or none. I see no logical reason why a monarchist could not be a pagan or Wiccan or occultist or whatever. Holy Roman Emperor Rudolf II, 1552 to 1612, was much closer to the occult than J.K. Rowling is. Because it was the 16th century. Like, that's, everybody was. And the early 17th century. Not a cell phone in sight.

Read Peter Marshall's The Magic Circle of Rudolph II, Alchemy and Astrology in Renaissance Prague, if you don't know what I'm talking about. I don't care about the 17th century. My premise is neither ignorant nor absurd. It is beyond self-evident that Harry Potter books do in fact glorify the occult. The protagonists and much of the main antagonists, witches and wizards, are endeavoring as such.

This is what most people would call a clue. No self-respecting monarchists, or monarch, should have anything to do with these books because monarchy, at least since recorded history, is considered to be a holy institution. Even among heretics and non-Christian religions such as Judaism and Islam, i.e. one deriving from God, period. In other words, monarchs are considered to be ordained by God, usually through representatives of his church or the Judaic-Islamic

equivalent. The HRE, Rudolph II, may or may not have dabbled in the occult. That has nothing to do with the source of his authority, but rather with its possible abuse. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Kendrick, take one of these Kentucky monarchists. I have read six of the seven

Harry Potter books, and I see no evidence that they glorify the occult. The closest occult in the books is Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters, and they're the villains. I just happen to like good literature, and getting a giant puffed-up face thingy what's-a-majigger over a children's book doesn't give Christianity a very good image. For the love of God, J.R.R. Tolkien includes wizards in his Lord of the Rings, so you are going to call him a Satan worshiper in person? Yes. I mean, for God's sake. Do you think that Christians should make war on those who differ?

No. This is unacceptable for civilized human beings. Mass slaughter in God's name is, in my eyes, the single worst sin that one can possibly commit. I didn't think this would be the schism here. This world cannot afford any more large wars and mass hatred. I do not want to see humanity

plunge into the depravity of the World War II years. If we do, God will have been left permanently dead. Mass slaughter in God's name would inevitably result in enforced atheism for the rest of the human existence. Enforced atheism? Because God is dead. Because we would have killed God.

People would rightly blame religion if I said, if what I said above were ever to come to pass. War is hell. We should not fight wars unless we have no other choice. We do not need to see the atrocities of the 16th and 17th centuries repeated. The next general war would be nuclear, and a nuclear war would wipe out all humanity has ever done. The survivors would have no reason to live.

They would all commit suicide. Of course, if we haven't internalized the lessons of World War I, maybe humanity should be destroyed. But if World War III erupts... You're a monarchist that hates war? It would happen little over ten years from now. If nuclear war occurs, humanity will have given me no choice but to eliminate it and let God

create a better, less violent creation. Wait, who put you in charge? That is, if God has not died of grief for the self-induced destruction of the human race, if God is already dead, it would clearly be the grief of the horrors of the Second World War. Remember the words of Christ, you shall love

thy neighbor as yourself if we succumb to the mass hatred that has afflicted us in the past then christ's mission will have done nothing god would be dead of grief should his only begotten son has sacrificed himself on the cross and it all been for not harry potter he went on a hell of a journey don't we all love talking about harry Potter? If Nietzsche was reincarnated in Kentucky in the 20th century, I think this would be him. Kendrick,

I want to hear more rants where people are punching a banjo during... Kendrick, can you just read this sentence from another thing that a Kentucky monarchist posted? Sorry, I'm not really into anime

unless it's Pokemon. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What did we learn from this? I cut my hand open on my keyboard doing that, so. I learned that. Yeah.

Well, bleeding for the queen. Boy, am I glad that other books are allowed to exist again oh yeah that is an improvement into society in general agree with that um I fucking hated these people

what I fucking hated them. Yeah. Like, because the entire premise is like, let me take a stance based on nothing. Like, based on absolutely nothing other than just, like, weak research. Yeah. And I'm just going to devote the next three months of my life

to this. I'll change. But like, I'm going to just take a strident stance. And I fucking hate it. Also, it's very coded white supremacy. What? Sorry, very thinly coded white supremacy. Show me any proof.

Oh, okay. Also, where's that Asian woman? Click the link on the sidebar that says South African Monarchist Society. No, I won't. Okay. Someone ask for proof. I too want to know what happened to the Asian lady

and was she Asian some mysteries are meant to never be I guess I learned that we all got we all cast our vote and elected Lemon president of ball pit

no you didn't no no no forums are democratic yeah my title on No you didn't No no no No because forums are democratic Yeah My title on THEFBL.US Is president for life I mean I voted for you It's an appointed position

I still voted for you Well I appreciate it I didn't Oh don't worry The votes were cast for you They're being executed tomorrow. Oh, well, long live the queen or whatever. I like this toadying.

That's very good. Hey, my title just says paid. Paid off. I have a question for you, Shell. Would you like some filthy lucre? How filthy are we talking? It still has the peasant blood on it.

Then yes, please. I honestly like, so I expected royalcello.websitetoolbox.com as the monarchy forum to just be like, here's our general tenets of what we believe as the monarchy forum. And so there was a moment, like, 15 minutes in, where I was like, oh, wait, what are your actual tenets? And I was like, oh, wait oh wait no this is actually representative like your actual tenants are like dumb beliefs and infighting like that's really all you actually have yeah i've got a question like a monarchy i've got i've got a question. I'm sorry, your question? Before reading this document,

how many of these people would you have expected to have been British? Oh, none of them. Yeah, none. Yeah, like the fact that one guy was calling himself Kentucky Monarchist. No, I mean, before reading the document, you were expecting all these Monarchists to be there. If you stopped me on the street

and asked me how many people on the forum, there's a forum of a thousand people on this monarchy thing, how many do you think are British? I would have very much said, like, oh, all of them. Most of them, right? Like, I'd be very wrong. I mean, why would the British need it, though? They're living the dream.

Yeah, that's true. That's true. You know, like, what I think we can recognize is that,'s true you know like what what i think that i what i think we can we can recognize is that like you know and to to lesser extents like the norwegians and like the dutch or whatever like who knows what the but like but like more so the english like they've had experience with the monarchy and they've been like that's good more please yes the pretty much every single person we've read on this forum has been american apart from one and that's the one who shell gave a french accent to and that was and yeah i i felt really sorry for the guy actually because there's a lot of posts

from this guy peter who's just who is a old gay guy in the uk who's enthusiastic about genealogy and he joined this forum expecting lots of people with the same sort of interest and instead got a load of american anarcho-monarchists and the like also what the fuck what what the fuck is an anarcho-monarchist like like like the idea like i don't understand how those two concepts are supposed to come together because it's absolute rule and no rule like how how is that possible completely decentralized the crown what i think you're like you're like cool with kings and queens but you're like not really into it

everybody is a king and queen in an anarch of mary you all sing like god save the king but like when you stand up you're doing a jerk off motion with your hands you all sing god save the king slash queen but the lyrics are on the blockchain

and you have to pay gas fees every time you sing it sing God Save the King slash Queen, but the lyrics are on the blockchain? And you have to pay gas fees every time you sing it? So as the only person on this call that has a king currently, and the... Okay. And I pay like $1.52 a year in taxes to the king

and the king's representative in Canada. Yes, you do. Man, I think it's great. You feel like you're getting your money's worth? It's so cool. I can't wait to see that guy's stupid face on my money. Yeah. I was like,

oh, look at the other side of this toonie. Oh, look at this fucking guy. Cool. Yeah, yeah. Just flip me on the toonie. It's pretty cool. One of the things that... He'll be on all of our coins.

One of the things that late series Twitter taught us is that I really like it when just the general dumb day-to-day fetishes and weirdness of rich people affecting

regular people. As a staunch Twitter user. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Our website is always THEFPL.US Other episodes on there.

Ball pit. The end. That's all I pit the end about that particular yeah god save lemon i remind her of the fact i'm the king of rock and roll. Completely. Up from suede shoes. My baby blues. Hot dog jumping for Albuquerque. Hot dog jumping for Albuquerque. All right. I am done with your AU monarchist bullshit. I'm not. I want Kojima to be let back into Konami so that he can make metal for Solid 6.

No, for sure. Like, this fucking feels Kojima, and I don't like it. I agree. Yes, absolutely.