The F Plus - 387: MedBed: The Bed That Treats

Episode Date: May 11, 2023

This episode is all about medbeds. So what is a medbed? Well, first of all it isn't a bed, so let's just get that out of the way right now. It's possibly an MLM scheme, or maybe it's a bucket, but sometimes it's a mobile phone app that takes a picture of your bed, which may or may not prevent and cure all diseases. Do you have any questions? Great, so do we. In fact, this episode is mostly us asking questions. This week, The F Plus learns the true meaning of Technotronic's Pump Up The Jam.

That is definitely worth the suggested retail price. And what's the suggested retail price? Uh, $19,999. You have now arrived at the F Plus Podcast. Terrible things read with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight we have Boots Rain Gear. Disclaimer. The frequency of every imaginable matter can be downloaded from the universe free of charge.

Experienced users of the 9010 products are familiar with this process. Victor Laszlo. The time travel function of the 9010 MedBet OS allows you to mentally travel to your past, identify the causes of trauma, and beam quantum energy into these traumas for resolution. Come Quads up! One option is to burn certain objects such as coins and banknotes, credit cards and debit cards. The effect also works with photos of people or companies. Dijon Dijour.

Ten out of ten. I had horrible butt cramps that cured the pain. And lemon. In 1999, Oliver gained the ability to channel self-healing energy through the body. He deliberately did not use this ability for healing. Maybe you let everyone down, but you gotta realize This is better than nothing, you gotta realize This is better than nothing, you gotta realize This is better than nothing, you gotta realize This is better than nothing, you gotta realize

This is better than nothing, all you know is go Hey, F-Plus. Oh, hello. Hello. Hey, hello. Hello. Hey, have you all been sleeping well lately? Yes. No. No?

No, really. Okay. ComeQuestUp, would you like to sort of teach these other folks a little something? It seems like you've got the secret. Yes. I don't know exactly what that is. Yes. What do you owe your...

Do you think you just lived a perfect life? Is that why you're sleeping well? I listen to Technotronics pump up the jam before bed. He pumps up his jams. Yeah. How can you sleep without pumped up jams? I can actually envision you lying in bed

With the headphones on Like wiggling around Yes, accurate Pump it, pump it, pump it, pump it Sleep You gotta wear yourself out, right? Yeah, now I'm pumped Oh look, he tuckered himself out

Pumping with the jams. Fantastic. Well, that's great. So for those of you that don't have that kind of solve, first of all, sorry. CompQuest life is just easier than yours. Yep. You know, that's just, you knew that already. So we're going to fix your sleeping problems, but the other thing that we're going to fix is literally every medical problem that you have.

Wow. Yes. Finally. Right. That's good. I have a lot. Oh, I know. I know.

I know. Boots, you have my phone number. I'm aware. You've mentioned it. We're going to be going to teslabiohealing.com. And it's a place that has a lot of things for sale. And the things that they have for sale seem to cure a lot. So actually, Boots, Boots, here we are on the main page here.

We're on the main page of Tesla BioHealing. And can you just tell me how this works? A new wave of medicine and technology. Our bodies produce and utilize life force energy continuously. But the level of concentration available in everyday environments is not enough to offer ourselves the optimal level of support as we age or when we become ill or injured.

In other words, when we are lacking life force, once the body is given adequate amounts of life force energy to work with, cellular self-repair mechanisms can begin to activate much faster and more profoundly than previously was possible. Are you a human? Are you a human being? Yes. Okay. All right.

I just talk like this. Okay. And what rhymes with orange door hinge if you say if you say it like like sloppily enough um uh so so um like what are the known health benefits of life force energy on life force energy will give you increased cellular repair makes improved cell wall permeability facilitating that's bad efficiency no no it's so sick. It's bad. Every disease. Yeah. Yeah.

This takes us back to, tell me there's a magic wall between the asshole and the pussy. From like eight years ago. Anyway. Facilitating the efficiency of nutrient intake and eliminating cellular waste. You also get improved circulation, naturally reducing inflammation and improving immune function.

Gotcha. Hey, hey, hey, Boots, let's just skip forward here. Okay, yeah. Tesla biohealing technology, right? Tesla biohealing technology. right? Tesla biohealing technology. How does that work exactly? Oh, sure. I kind of

changed my voice a bit for this because there's a lot of words. Thanks. Tesla biohealing technology is data-driven, natural, safe, and highly effective health solution. Based upon Nikola Tesla's original discoveries,

harnessing the, in quotes, harnessing the forces of nature to the service of mankind, Tesla BioHealing has pioneered new breakthrough medical devices that generate a field of pure life force energy. Wow.

Wow. If you stay inside the AOE, you get your magic points back quicker. Yeah. No, life force, it was a shmup. So you got to pick up all the power-ups after you kill them. A natural, powerful environment for the body's innate healing intelligence

to be optimally supported. Oh. At the core of every cell, life force energy is present. Duh. Not only is it present, but it is a vital force. I don't know if the name would have indicated that, but of nature essential for human cells

and the cells of all biological systems to carry out their functions optimally. Life force energy has been acknowledged both in ancient cultures and modern day scientific communities as a vital substance innate in all living things and available at various levels in our environment. Was this written in the 1600s?

What are we talking about? Like, I mean, here's the thing, Victor. Like, do we have, is there the technology to, like, look inside of a cell? Like, what's smaller than a cell? We don't know. Life force, obviously. Is this midichlorians? God damn it, we can look inside cells.

I don't think so. We should say this dog came as host from Ameet. Oh, yes. Thank you. Thank you so much for this, Ameet. Yes, thank you, Ameet. Thank you very much. Yeah, and Ameet says, two paragraphs that say nothing.

I'm not sure if that was cut out or if that's what I'm about to read. Why not both? Let's find out. When you're using a Tesla biohealing medical device, you are literally entering a new environment. Wow. The cells of your body can be nourished by providing the body with the increased levels of energetic support necessary

to activate self-healing. We rely on the body's innate intelligence to prioritize what to do with this new level of life force energy available versus sending specific frequencies through the body at a specific time. What do I need this shit for if I can just delegate all this to the body to fix it fucking self-heft? If my body knew

what to do, I wouldn't be here. The body's fucking stupid. Via a pre-activation process of natural materials, these medical devices generate a consistent sphere of pure life force energy offering a highly concentrated healing of... I'm sorry. I just had a little bit of a reaction there. For continual cellular support, Your body is the healer. We are simply offering more of what the cells' own healing capabilities sorry, healing capacities

need in order to carry out their best work. Hey, Cumcloth's up? Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, hello. What is Biophoton? Oh, no. What is Biophoton, please? I am Bi-Photon. Come, God, is Bio-Photon.

Yeah, hello. Lord of the Life Force Energy. What is Bio-Photon slash Life Force Energy? Life Force Energy, scientifically known as Bio-Photons. Oh, is it? Scientifically. Two scientists. Let me just go to Wikipediaons. Oh, is it? Scientifically. Let me just go to Wikipedia here.

Are special light photons. As opposed to other photons? Yes. Which are made of what? Non-special light. Regular light. They're green. They're not the rare drops. They're not like the purple color ones.

Ah, right, right, right. Special light photons to impact all forms of life at the individual cellular as well as the whole dash body level. Biophotons are an innate part of our body's emission. Oh, that's why I'm glowing all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Depending on the state of the health condition, a healthy person emits a weaker and low level of bio photonoton while a healthier, stronger

and high level. What? That's the end of that sentence. What? Our bodily cells generate and emit biophotons. I guess let's move on. Alright, fair enough. And constantly release

and absorb biophotons. Right? Okay. They generate them and they emit them. Yes. They generate them and they emit them. Yes. And they release them and they absorb them.

Yes. And all of those things are happening constantly. Haven't you heard of the highly technical life force process that is pooping back and forth forever? Why don't I just keep my bio photons? No. Forever. No. Via DNA and

mitochondria of our cells. Oh, okay. Bio photons are to act as instantaneous communication channels throughout our bodies and may serve as intricate energy and information transmission networks that help to regulate biochemical and physiological processes and reactions. Biophotons. Victor, you seem to have some sort of problem with all of these mitochondria.

Yeah, it's a problem with his bio-photons. He needs more. What's the problem? What's your problem with the mitochondria? I guess I either have not enough or too many bio-photons. I'm not sure yet. Yeah. It's the wrong number, whatever it is.

Yeah. It's like one of those batteries where you've got to top up the fluid. Yeah, I played a game once where people's mitochondria got activated. whatever it is. Yeah. It's like one of those batteries where you got to top up the fluid. Yeah. I played, I played, I played a game once for people with mitochondria got activated. Didn't end well for them. Yeah.

Biophotons maybe. Oh, oh, we're not sure. Biophotons may be the foundation of life within every living cell. Okay. Oh, that's a fun sentence.

Cause if you substitute any other word in the English language for biophotons, that sentence is exactly as true. Lasagna may be the foundation of life within every living cell. Might be. Yeah, there's an argument to be made for sure. Yeah, yeah. Tectotronics pump up the jam. How else are cells pumped up? Tectotronics pump up the jam. How else are cells pumped up?

How is our biophoton affected by the environment? Oh, I'm glad you asked. Our energy field has a dynamic ability to interact and adapt to any environment. Our energy system constantly adjusts in an attempt to remain in a balanced state of harmony or homeostasis. Many things affect, no, many things influence our energy level. Did you know that? Oh boy. EMFs generated by cell phone towers, toxins and pesticides.

Yes, that's right. Poor food quality, negative people, and even our own negative thoughts vibrate at a lower frequency and can influence our energy field negatively. Wait, wouldn't we also consider this bed to be

an electromagnetic field? No, but it's really high. There's no bass in the song. Healthy food. It's just a bed that sings loving you is easy because you're beautiful. Healthy food. It definitely does not sing EMF's Unbelievable. No!

It definitely does not sing EMF's Unbelievable. No! I spent the last 60 seconds trying to remember what song EMF was. Healthy food, clean air and water, happy people, and positive thoughts vibrate at a much higher frequency and support a healthy and balanced energy field. A strong energy field can more easily repel negative influences from our surrounding environment. The bio-photon life force energy field generated by our devices provides the body the extra needed energy support and builds the vitality of the body on a cellular level, which helps

defend against environmental factors while also supporting physical and emotional well-being. Consuming foods with... Consuming food? I'm eating the bed? I'm eating the bed. Consuming foods with high levels of bio-photon life force energy or spending time in environments with a high concentration of life force energy can help the body increase its energy level.

However, it is a slow process to achieve a significant therapeutic or healing effect. Tesla bio-healing devices deliver a very high concentration of life force energy immediately, naturally, and non-invasively without needing to make any change to your current lifestyle. Okay, great. Wait, it's a product for lazy people. I wonder if you'll find a market.

Get healthy and don't work for it. Alright, great. Awesome. Okay, so this is cool. Everything about this convinced me. I mean, I don't know if I'm ready to buy the beds yet, the magical healing beds. Why would I pay for that when, with all the other sources of bioenergy, I could just sleep on a stack of life coaches? just sleep on a stack of life coaches.

So here we are on quantumfrequencymedicine.com. Oh. This is the 90 period, 10 period quantum frequency medicine. And Boots, this 90, 10 quantum frequency medicine, is this a completely new technology? Well, let's find out together. I hope you don't like columns that make any fucking sense.

Quantum teleportation or beaming. A completely new technology. teleportation or beaming yeah a completely new technology a completely new technology based on scientific knowledge of quantum physics more precisely on quantum entanglement allows us to transfer energy or quantum energy and frequencies into an object located in another place okay the distance does not matter and the transfer happens within a nanosecond this technology is realized on the quantum download network. Yeah! Thus, this technology could be the precursors to the real beaming of objects and even living beings.

And it's a bed. It's a bed? Yeah. It's a bed. Yeah. It's a bed. Scientifically confirmed by a study. Wow. In the fall of 2020, you were able to transfer quantum energy from one continent to another for the

first time in the history of our company. Other companies do this all the time. This is just our first time. The distance was 8,600 kilometers or 5,340 miles. Power and frequencies were transmitted at 100%. The energy transmitting device, our 90.10.-Q, all caps, was located in Mexico during the test. The energy receiving object in Mexico during the test. The energy receiving object in a laboratory

in Germany. The laboratory that we asked to do a hard science study scientifically confirmed our success in quantum entanglement. No citation. Great.

A study was done. A study was done in Germanyany a hard science study everybody everybody trusts german science the concepts important in terms of transmission and maintenance of quantum entanglement is the system of target coordinates we developed. The target coordinates of the object and the object itself are connected in, sorry, connected in quantum entanglement, obviously. Through the established entanglement, the object can be enriched not only with quantum energy, but also with an unlimited number of frequencies. Oh, my. Oh my inventory space. So the connection can remain permanently or be broken again after a few minutes. Gotcha.

Gotcha. So as you were reading that, Victor ended up Googling a quantum download network and he, and he came across a quantum download.com, which is a different site with the exact same text as this text that you already read. But, like, with a couple variations. Like, on the top, it says,

try our service. The, quote, water glass test is for free. Click here. And then, Victor, on that quantum download page, we found some products, right? So what are the what are the top services that will charge your life oh well there's the 90.10 dot dash card master function which and that will cost me how much that'll cost you 123.5 euros okay and And just for your... You need to know this.

You buy a virtual service and not a 3D product. It's an aluminum business card that says not actually an aluminum business card. Got it. Okay, cool. There's also a power capsule master function, which is the same price and is also

a virtual service capsule. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Virtual capsule, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's the 90.10. virtual cube. Oh, a cube. Virtual service. Okay. This is 2,358 euros.

Wow, wow, that's a lot, but it is a cube after all. It is, and if you're really fixated on that 123.5 euro price point yeah we have a 5d water master function good which good uh raises the energy output of the bottle that you're drinking your water out of oh but it isn't a bottle but it lowers the energy output when you have too much energy but it isn't a bottle right it is it is uh it's when you have too much energy. But it isn't a bottle, right?

It is. It is. Uh, it's a, you buy a virtual service, not a 3d product, but, but the cube,

that cube is an actual product, right? Uh, you buy a virtual service, not a 3d product. Okay. I'm sorry for being confused. That's embarrassing.

Yeah. fucking. You must think I'm a little bit of a rube. I'm so sorry. That's why I'm selling you a virtual water bottle. Boots, what's these products here, these products that are available on quantumdownload.com? Can I cover the shipping policy first? That's what I was going to ask you.

That's what I was going to ask you. I'm looking at these products and these products, the cube and the bottle and whatnot. What's your shipping policy there? Yeah, yeah. We do not ship physical goods. Our technology is based on scientific research on quantum entanglement. Here, quantum energy and frequencies are sent to objects over a proven distance of over 8,600 kilometers slash 5,340 miles.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Great. I'm going to call them out on this because their test was specifically that distance and not over that that distance they have not tested over that distance and they're fucking liars yeah what hang on hang on hang on oh do not cause the the quantum entanglement uh med bed people into question thank you look look just for help, they put a legal notice clarifying this, okay? There are terms and conditions and just for your information, the German

version of the document will govern our relationship. This translated version, which is provided here, is provided for convenience only and will not be interpreted as the German version. Okay. So they've got a big fucking disclaimer

that they say may not actually be the disclaimer. Look at the German version also, but don't, though. Don't actually do that. Which we're not going to link to. Right. If it says for the German version, click the link. If you click the link, it takes you to a sign-in page.

So, Victor, I know that you like scientific principles. Oh, I do. I love them. You do. So I'm going to tell you about the scientific principle of quantum entanglement. We are now back on quantumfrequencymedicine.com. The phenomenon of entanglement is assigned to the area of quantum physics.

It cannot be explained with the classical physics. Okay, that's true. Yeah, okay. That's true. Quantum physical entanglement occurs when two or more particles, e.g. protons or electrons, are coupled in such a way that the change of state of one particle automatically results in the other particle also changing its state. It is not only happening in the same nanosecond,

but is also completely independent of the distance. Okay? So to visualize, if an electron rotates around the axis, it has a positive spin. If the second electron Oh, that was clockwise. If it rotates clockwise around the axis, it has a positive spin.

If a second electron rotates counterclockwise at the axis at the same speed, it has a negative spin. The spin of zero resulting from both states means that the electrons are entangled. If one electron changes its spin direction, the other electron changes its spin direction at the exact same moment, so that the spin of zero and thus the entanglement of the particles remain. Okay? Okay. I'm with you. All right.

Great. Anyway, so now then, the 9010 cube plays an important role in the newly developed process. Its modules were quantum physically treated in such a way that they radiate quantum energy. Oh, good. The energy moves at the lower module level, negative pole,

to the upper module level, positive pole, and creates a torus field around the cube. Only in the center, i.e. between the module levels, matter, its smallest particles, is permanently enriched with energy. Matter of objects of everyday life as well as the human body. The intensive energy increase has a holistic effect when a person applies the 90-10 technology on him or herself. That means the energy has a positive influence

on both the body and the consciousness. Okay. Later tests confirm. Later tests confirm that quantum physical product refinement can just as well be carried out over a distance and then have the same effect. 9010 calls this procedure 9010 quantum entanglement. Oh. Here, people themselves have no direct contact with the 9010 cube.

Instead, a person's picture, which is tagged with certain target coordinates, is used. Oh, you've got to certain target coordinates, is used. Oh, gotta have exit data to do this. I was laughing about something funny I was thinking about unrelated to the thing that I'm saying. In the test carried out, the 9010 cube and the laboratory were

located at an airline distance of 8,603 kilometers. That's an official airline distance. Airline. Wow. Which airline? I feel like it matters.

Nope. Definitely Frontier. Oh man, that's an entire airline distance away. A lot of Frontier flights between Mexico and Germany. There's a bunch of sites here, and one of them is fasterthanlight.technology. Good job. That's a good TLD. Programmable like a computer.

That's good. I have, Dijon, I have one and only one question yeah i don't believe you only one question yeah fuck context dijon my question for you is why the left hand why the left hand um why the left hand? Yeah. Why the left hand? Well, according to TCM and other healing arts, the left hand is the receiving hand, while the right hand

is the giving hand. That's not how I do it. that's good enough all right okay um so uh then uh boots you you found faster-than-light technology. What the fuck? What did you find? That's another thing about the left hand. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Boots, scrolling down here, you got a picture of a German guy looking fucking crazy.

There's a picture of a German guy looking crazy.. There's a picture of a German guy looking crazy. This is an old version of the website that for whatever reason they've kept active. Yeah, they don't. Yeah, they don't. I mean, like I and this German guy have one thing in common, which is we make websites and we do not shut them down. So there's a picture of a German guy. Then it says like programmable like a computer teleporting quantum energy.

Um, then it says faster than like technology. Um, then it says, uh, make your own decisions again. Uh, but then boots, the thing, here's the thing that I'm interested in. Um, I want to test the teleportation of quantum energy free of charge. Can I do that? Yeah. Yeah. You could.

So I don't know. Water glass. Water glass. Get a free trial. Water glass. Also, left hand. Get a free trial. And then mobile radio antenna. Get a free trial. Boots, what happens when you

energize your water glass? Well, I have a water glass refined with pure quantum energy. Free of charge. No, no, no. Click that button. Keep going. Keep going. Oh, hold on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a button. There's a whole page. There's a whole page. Okay. Get a free trial. We will energize your water glass. In other words, we refine one of your water glasses with

pure quantum energy and a strength of 1 000 quips in addition we add the 90 10 frequencies spring water clearance and vitamins and minerals as well as the frequency affirmations i am love and i am light you're the true messiah. You turn water into vitamin water. Yeah. Through the 9010 technology, we establish a connection between your chosen water glass and one of her 9010 cubes for the purpose of teleportation. The teleportation cube. Cool. This connection establishes itself immediately and in full strength upon activation.

This means the matter of your water glass is permanently quantum physically refined, quantum physically refined, and releases the energy which it stores from now on to the water or any other filled beverage. Okay. Yeah. So actually, I have a little bit more I'd like to know. Why should I drink quantum physically refined water? Sure. Our tap water lacks valuable minerals. Okay. All right. I guess it does lack some. There's infrequently gold.

Yeah. Platinum. There's not platinum in my drinking water. Yeah, you're right. Instead, it often stores pollutants and other negative information that it has absorbed. Oh, we took out the sulfur. Looks like those idiots in Congress did it again. Oh, boy. What a bunch of clowns. For treatment and transport to households, how bad its condition can be seen by special examinations in its completely destroyed, no longer crystalline structure.

Oh, okay. Such tap water is called dead. By me. However, we speak of living water when it has a crystalline structure. That's ice. That's ice. That's ice. It's ice.

It's just ice. Then it's alive. That's alive. Various studies have shown that this water is particularly well absorbed by the cells cells absorb ice really well it is particularly available to the cells wait no if it's if it's in a crystalline structure it means it's rigid and not like fuck it vitalized tap water is therefore good for your entire organism but it is not only your cells that notice the difference. You can also taste it.

According to the experience gained, the water tastes better and smoother, which makes it much easier to drink, so you can easily reach your daily quota if we energize your water glass. Oh. You can start your free trial by filling in and sending the following form. First name, email address.

Right, right, right, right, right. There's some feedback from the community. Start your free trial by filling in and sending the following form. First name, email address. Great, great, great, great, great. There's some feedback from the community. We obviously can't get to all of it. But, Dijon, what does Rosario think of this water, this crystalline water? Yeah. Yes, hello. I am Rosario. Okay. Yes, hello, I am Rosario Regarding the energized glass

I can confirm that not only do I feel Improvement in the taste of the liquids I have ingested But additionally I feel that my body gets more out of them My body does not ask me as much As it used to do It doesn't ask me to kill the president.

Hey, hey, I got a question. You got a smoke? You want to buy a watch? I have to tell me if I'm a cop. Come quets up. Yes, hello. We're about to learn more about the 9010. But before we do that, my question for you is,

reach through quantum energy? Yes. Money has no smell. But it's not hygienic either. That is not true. That is not true. Somebody has never been to a strip club. Huh?

Clean cash in the cube. Some people believe that not only germs, but also the energy of the previous owners cling to cash. If their thoughts or attitude toward life were negative, they might have transferred their negative energy to money, as they do to everything they touch. Many members of our community, therefore, put newly received cash for approximately one hour into the 90-10 cube. This way, they want to remove all adhering energies from the matter and neutralize germs. Oh, oh, that's why they say that money is the root of all sanctimony, right? Some also place their bills and coins in the cube for a money blessing.

However, this which is much more likely to be fulfilled when using an affirmation. You know, it wouldn't work without that. You have to, yeah. As is well known, our thoughts determine our reality. A positive belief equals affirmation can be amplified by quantum energy or its influence on our reality. A positive belief, equals affirmation, can be amplified by quantum energy or its influence on our consciousness. This is how you proceed. Be sure to come up with your affirmation

yourself, and it is important that you feel it. Good examples would be, I make money, good money doing the job I love. Or, I am the best paid success. Paperboy, paperboy, paperboy. I am the best paid success. Paperboy, paperboy, paperboy. I am the best paid success.

The super last me out. Write your affirmation on a piece of paper and place that piece of paper in the 90-10 cube. Think your affirmation three times a day and imagine how life is going once to be once your wish has come true. Unrelated to that, Victor? Yes? Why should I quantum physic- why should I

why should I quantum physically treat mobile radio antennas? Well, I'm glad you asked. To really neutralize EMF is not possible, and would slow down our progress and development. However,

nobody has to accept the partly proven or partly possible interference effects of electromagnetic fields on the organism. They might even be partly possible, fuckers. You can neutralize them by transferring energy to mobile radio antennas. Oh, yeah. Protect your organism from negative information. Man, I was going to go, but fields on the organism was opening up. I'm like, fuck that.

Timeless neutrality through meditation. Never before has it been easier to dive into the zero-point state to experience timelessness and neutrality. Yogis need hours to do it. With the 90-10 MetaBit, you can do it in minutes. Oh, fucking tech taking away jobs, man. You know, I mean, if they can find nirvana more efficiently, then that's the way that the thing should go. We can't blame the people. We just have to accept progress is inevitable.

That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Cool. So, yeah. So then I have disclaimers. Something about the statements on this website have not been evaluated by the EFSA or the FDA. Read the sentence that starts that paragraph. That's really good.

Yeah. Just as is also part of my disclaimer, boring legalese, you know. But let me just say it out loud We do not recommend or endorse Any specific tests, medical practitioners Procedures, opinions Or any other information that may be Wait, wait, wait I have to read that straight because holy shit

Holy shit, everything I just said Right? Everything I just said We do not recommend or endorse Any specific tests, medical practitioners Pro procedures, opinions, or other information that may be mentioned on this website. Including our own products. Including this very disclaimer, in fact. Yeah.

Your Honor, I said it was all bullshit. Oh my god! I think that might be actually the perfect way to get yourself stuck in just an illegal loophole forever. This statement is false! like, like, like, like just, just like an illegal, like a loophole forever. Is this disclaimed or a disclaimer?

This statement is false. Yeah. But in Latin. Um, okay. Um, so yeah, boots, you were saying that you were looking into this, uh, and, um, you said you think it's a cell phone app. Um, it's super might be, phone app. It super might be. It super duper might be. What I do know, though, is that it costs

2,358 euro. And yes, so you can go to app.9010 app.9010. Oh, one. Oh. Dot com. Um, and you can see what looks to be a progressive web app,

um, which uses like Adobe type kits and, uh, yeah. React. Obviously there's two real notable things about this one that their logo sort of looks like the nano two and a logo. Yep. It kind of does.

It's yeah. So it's, it's, they just, they replace the two with a dot and that's all they210 logo. Yep. It kind of does. Yeah. So it's, it's, they just, they replaced the two with a dot and that's all they needed to do. That's quantum efficiency. It says, I am energy.

And then, uh, it says above the login page, it says everyone must register once in the app. Earlier credentials from 90.10 are not valid here. Buyers of the Medibed, please use the email for the purchase. Two separate accounts?

There's nothing, there's nothing, nothing, there is nothing that can destroy our data centers. They are immutable. We lost your login, you're going to have to register. Also, I like that... But the climate bed magic is intact don't worry yeah yeah um uh uh right underneath the login button there's a g gtc and privacy link that doesn't work it just doesn't go anywhere it's a quantum yeah yeah it is a quantum link, absolutely. Anyway, so yeah, so here we go. I think Boots, actually, you know what?

No, no, so Dijon, Dijon, all of us, all of us right here in this recording, I think we probably all want to spend, you know, what would that be, like $2,700 US for this phone app? But I think you have to tell us about it first. US for this phone app, but I think you have to tell us about it first. Mm-hmm. Yes. So, to the... You want to learn about the

9010 registered trademark, Quantum Frequency Medicine Network, yes? Yeah. Boy, I guess so. So, you registered between the previous paragraph and this paragraph, you registered 9010? Yes. Okay. Listen, unfortunately, every word on this website is

in a constant like uh state of like quantum fluctuation as to whether oh yeah that makes sense yeah yeah yeah yeah i like being on the quantum level or maybe i don't i don't know nice so the the 9010 the 9010 quantum entanglement technology entangles your own bed at home with a 9010 cube as well as a specially programmed operating system of the 9010 med bed 1.0 even though the 2.0 is now available in the app yeah this is we don't know how to update the... It's a breaking change. And for this, for this, okay, to do this,

you don't need to do more than upload a photo of your bed to a folder that Minotaur prepared. Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Should I be in the photo?

Is that like sending a dick pic as far as this app is concerned? Unsolicited bed pics. No. Holy shit. Now, there are a few preconditions. First of all, you can quantum physically entangle up to three beds. Oh, that's hot. However, every single bed must be in your home. Oh.

Okay. Okay. We can tell if it's home. Oh. Okay. Okay. We can tell if it's not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Why?

What about the girl upstairs? Yeah, exactly. I've been wanting to quantum entangle her for years. Yeah. Well, if you want to entangle up to three beds in your healing practice or at a similar place, so I guess if you consider your apartment building a healing practice, this is also possible.

As far as this place is concerned as the home for the purpose of the entanglement, however, the entanglement can take place in only one place. Why? Why? So as long as I just say this is my home,

I can entangle as many beds as I want? Yeah. Yes. Earth is my home. Yes. Yeah, so if you go to like a Sealy mattress store, you can entangle all of those bitches. I entangled that.

Excuse me. I entangled that. Excuse me. Could you take your shoes off? I entangled that. Excuse me. I entangled that. Excuse me. Could you take your shoes off? I entangled that bed. I.E. Either in your house slash appartenance or E.G. In your healing practice.

Oh, in my healing practice? Yeah. So I could entangle a bed at work and sell it to people. Yeah. Oh, hot fucking day. Yeah. Look,

buddy, I know you're here cause you broke your shoulder, but I got good news. All right. So you're, you're not going to need this nurse call button anymore you can just talk to her bed yeah you don't even have to talk to it because the bed's talking to you morphine now if the med bed is used in the business field e e.g. in a medical practice, Oh, fuck. Oh, God. no financial or other compensation

may be demanded for its use. But, like, suggested? Like, gently asked for? Yeah. Inferred. Just go around the collection plate. The quantum collection plate. Yeah. But you just claimed everything on your website, right? So I can

still do it. Shit. Yeah. Listen, you can't have a profit motive when you buy this $2,700 progressive med bed. It'll be greedy. The operating system of the med bed continuously checks whether this requirement is met. Is someone paying for me? Is someone paying for me? Is someone paying for me? Is someone paying for me?

Is someone paying for me? That is just like the hospital, though. Yes, it creates quantum undercover cops to try to buy healing from you. In case of non-fulfillment, all med beds ent Tangle the List location are immediately and permanently deactivated.

Oh, wow. Wow, that was a kill switch. Keep going. After a waiting period of three years, a new med bed can be activated. Wow. That's what that means. Three years.

wow that's what that means oh by the way an important note for your understanding I feel like I just you know for the idiots out there I do have to explain the 9010 mad bed is a virtual bed program with special functions we do not ship

beds like you can buy in a furniture store. Oh, God. I can't believe I have to say this for those fucking morons out there. I know, right? No, it's not a bed.

It's a website you send a picture of your bed to. God! Your first day of civilization pal listen listen you know you know salesforce sold itself with like you know no you know software with an x through it this is a bed store with like bed with an X through it. Can I... No, I need to know how it works. I want to know how it works. Oh, okay.

I'm glad you're so bought in. After you purchase your med bed, you will receive an order confirmation with a link, your order number, and brief instructions and a video course included on how to proceed. Video of how to log into a website. Okay, cool. Yeah, and how to and a video course included on how to proceed video of how to log into a website okay cool yeah and how to use a folder once your med bed is activated you can use it and repeat the process described in the instructions for two more beds in your home

if you would like to test the 9010 med bed first you can do so for eight hours free of charge. Oh, okay. Great, great, great, great. That sounds cool. Come Quetsop. I got this medbed. I got it set up. I sent it to the picture of my bed. Everything's going pretty good. But like, can I listen to music during a medbed session?

Hmm. In principle, this is possible. Music can make a med bed experience even better. Pump it, pump it, pump it. Provided it is composed of gentle, harmonious sounds. Pump it, pump it, pump it. A jam, so to speak? Yeah. Most harmonious j. Pump it, pump it, pump it! A jam, so to speak? Yeah.

Most harmonious jams only. This is the case with much classical music, and certainly with meditation music. The music you listen to during your medbed session should not have

vocals, as these could distract you and take you out of conscious use. So I have a question to answer. Oh, okay. Yeah, Boots.

Boots, I thank you for volunteering to just answer a question. Let me think of one. Yeah. Oh, I got you for volunteering to just answer a question. Let me think of one. Oh, I got one. I have one. Boots, can I activate the med bed on a bed that I do not use alone? Yes, this is possible. Has that ever come up?

Yes, this is possible. If you share a bed with your partner, you can activate the med bed installed on it for you and let it work on your issues. you can activate the med bed installed on it for you and let it work on your issues. Your partner, your partner can lie next to you, read or sleep. The energy and frequencies tuned to your needs in your session are transmitted exclusively to you.

This is, this is insured by the protection shield. Wow. Wow. So I'm getting healed. I believe. Okay. I believe protection shield. All those one word, I think that's a Microsoft brand.

Anyway. Yeah. Developed by 9010. Other people, your partner or your children, but also animals, are not influenced by the work of the med bed. The Protection Shield adapts flexibly. Oh. If you and your partner are in bed together, the protection shield will narrow around you.

It is applicable down to atomic particles. This allows two people to even hug in bed. Even hug. Wow. The most intimate thing that two people could do in a bed. Even hearing you say that word out loud is filthy. While only one of them is experiencing a med bed session The other one does not feel a thing That's true, my wife says that all the time

Are you getting healed? Are you getting healed? Yeah, you love my big healing bed Your partner can start their own session during your session, or before or after, the med bed will open a separate task for each person using it. Oh, honey, how come you never tell me when you're healing? Does this answer your question? Happy, fierce, or frowny face? Excuse me!

Excuse me! Hello! Hey! Hey! On how many objects can the mobile medbed be installed? Thank you for your question. One 9010 mobile medbed can be installed on one object at a time. The change is, of course, possible and quite uncomplicated. If your smartphone or body serve as a bridge for the installation,

If your smartphone or body serve as a bridge for the installation, tap the object on which the mobile med bed is installed with the smartphone or touch it and give the installation command. E.g. This seat is now a med bed. In whatever language you like. It's fine. Hey, Dijon, I got a question for you. Yeah? Yeah.

Can the med bed be installed on a water bed? The installation of the 9010 med bed on a water bed is absolutely possible. In fact, such a bed is particularly suitable. Because the 9010 quantum energy has a wonderful harmonizing and structuring effect on water. Oh, does it, huh? Apart from that, I know you weren't asking about this. Yes, I was. But apart from that, the installation can also be done on other reclining furniture than a bed. Oh.

When we speak of a bed, we mean all objects on which you can comfortably lie down or sit down. I was going to ask if I could do this on a trundle bed or like a sofa couch or like bunk beds. the installation is also possible on among others couch tv armchair hammock air mattress garden lounger bathtub when i've od and my roommates got me under a cold shower When I've OD'd And my roommates got me under a cold shower As long as I pre-program the med bed in there I'm gonna have a good time That's how you detox man

That actually sounds ideal Race car bed Inflatable orca Victor Yes bed inflatable orca uh victor yes uh can two people upload the same photo at the same time whoa there from a purely technical point of view this is possible but the med bed would only work with the photo that was last uploaded to the quantum network even if it was only a nanosecond later. In short, only one medbed can be installed on a bed.

However, this can be activated by and used by any person lying in the bed, not just the person who installed it. Whether that's two, three, or more people, you know what I mean, the medbed doesn't care. Wow. It opens a separate task for each person who wants to use it hey boots hey boots when i use the smartphone to install the mobile med bed does it have to be turned on when installing the 9010 mobile med bed with the help of your smartphone, the matter of your smartphone serves as kind of a bridge. Only the matter plays a role, not the state of the matter. Oh, so if my phone is liquid, it's fine. It doesn't make any difference whether the device is on or off or which apps are currently running on it. Wait, how do I give it the picture if my phone is off?

So again, just like my wife, it doesn't matter if it's turned on or off. Victor, I have a very serious question. I have a very serious question in need of an immediate response. Three med beds are not enough for me. Do I need to buy another med bed? Look, if you want to install one or more additional med beds, you do not need to purchase another lifetime med bed. But if you've uploaded three photos of beds and all three photo slots are occupied, another photo slot will be unlocked for you. Oh, okay.

Here, you can purchase single med beds in a yearly subscription. How much would that be? Would it be a very reasonable price? 123,58 euro each. You can use this by yourself or let family members use it.

Wow. It's so nice they'll sell me more med beds. Hey, can somebody, Boots, can you just do me a favor and ask me this question? Yeah. Can the med bed cure diseases? From an ethical point of view, it is not appropriate to make promises of a cure. diseases? From an ethical point of view,

it is not appropriate to make promises of a cure. No one at 9010 would ever do that. There's more words on this page for some reason. Oh, God. Oh, can the Med medbed ai manipulate me uh uh i don't know i don't know you tell me you tell me look the medbed works exclusively with mathematical geometric formulas and symbols of the sacred geometry this sacred geometry is the basis of all life in the universe.

Thus, the operating system of med beds represents the principle of life. It is the original form of all being from which life arises. The principle of life is completely neutral and cannot be manipulated. From our point of view, it is the highest level of experience of existence. Dijon, I have a question for you. Can I activate the medbed for another person? Yeah, yeah. Activating the 90-10 medbed for another person is possible as long as the person agrees to it or wants help from you or needs your help.

Non-con medbedding. You activate the medbed for another person by being in the same room with the medbed and saying, for example, 90-10 medbed for my son Tom. Or, 90-10 medbed for my mother. Oh.

You can then let the medbed perform the scan or address any problems. So you could say, Tom's been snacking too much and has a tummy ache. Say that in front of Tom. Tom has been a disappointment since he was 13. Boy, I have a question

before your question, Boots. Yeah, which is will other objects on the photo also be quantum entangled? Oh, shit. I put my cat in the photo. Stop entangling my cat! If there are other objects besides the bed or seat

in the photo uploaded to install a med bed on the bed or seat, they will not be quantum entangled. This has been excluded in the 9010 coding. Wow.

Yeah, JavaScript. For example... Do you have an example? For example, if there are pillows and blankets on a bed their matter is ignored duh even though i said earlier that anything could be a bed these things are things that are not like not fucking pillows and blankets you can't you can't sit on those no so i have to remove my pillows and blankets from my bed no only the matter of the target object is included in the process of quantum entanglement

and thus enabled to transmit quantum energy and frequencies when using the med bed. My God. Yes, they want your bed to be naked, Boots. I'll just lie on the bed frame. What if I put a smaller bed on my bed? What if I put a bathtub on my bed? God, do I need to get get this is a new question do i need to get rid of the box spring i don't know princess in the p-type situation which one i know that this this innovative um this innovative app yeah um uh i know that i know that you you promised that you'll give me uh eight free hours

of uh med bed technology yeah yeah yeah those eight free hours like can they be divided among several people this is absolutely possible eat that netflix a med bed can be used by any person lying in the bed. Contradictory to what we said before about two people sharing a bed. This is at the same time or one after the other. If a household consists of four people, everyone can use the med bed for two hours. If you want to organize a med bed test party and invite seven friends, each of you can do a one-hour session in the med bed. I like that you think I have seven friends.

An upside-down quantum pineapple means. This question was last updated December 22, 2022. Kumquat's up. I didn't notice anything. Am I doing anything wrong? Yes. Some users of the medbed experience a special

situation. Compared. Every boy in his life. Compared to the first experience in the eight hour test of the medbed, the energetic activity of the medbed is perceived only weakly or not at all.

This can have different reasons, which are explained in the text. Please, first please exclude the following possible sources of error step by step. First possible source of error, photo upload too early. Second possible error source, photo upload.

What? Oh, you go on to say if you send me a photo of your bed before you give me your credit card information, fuck off. Like, no way. Fuck your photo. The upload starts when you see the number counting from 1 to 100. Third possible source of error. Communication with the medbed. Spoken words are perceived more clearly by the subconscious than thoughts or thought words. You know, those ones. Therefore, say the activation command.

90, 10, medbed, out loud, in your native language. Then add the command scan me. As long as you have checked and excluded these error sources in the correct order and your med bed still does not seem to work, the following could be the cause. Possibility one. Med bed, enhance. Med bed, enhance. A self-healing process is running. Oh, yeah, obviously.

Oh, I see. So I can't run med bed and sleep as Android at the same time. Possibility two, you are distracted. You said that wasn't a problem. No. Yeah. Consciousness. You said intentionality had nothing to do with it.

Consciousness is flighty and very easily distracted. Possibility three. The medbed must not be active. Wait, what? What? What? What?

If a soul wants to have the experience of being cared for and attended to, it could create the conditions for this through an illness, an accident, or trauma, through a more or less serious physical or psychological injury to the person in whom it resides. It receives the care and attention needed for an experience.

To our mind... So wait, my medbed has Munchausen syndrome? To our mind, shaped by logic and morality, this may seem inhuman and be beyond comprehension. You just can't possibly understand why this isn't working. Yeah. If this reason applies, the medbed cannot and must not be active. Through its connection with the subconsciousness, it knows about the will of the soul.

And since this is always and fundamentally a free will, the medbed must not and will not override it and change the life plan. So, take your time and find out which reason could apply in your case. Don't worry about the money, even though worrying about it could block the medbed

and rely on our 21 day money back guarantee. 90 10 can assure you that your investment in the bed bed is protected by Swiss law. Holy shit. Hey, Victor. Victor. Yes. Yes. Can you.

I got a question for you. OK. OK. Can the med bed business be combined with other technologies? Yes, this is absolutely possible. For many years, 90.10 quantum technology has been known not only to cope with other forms of energy and all materials, but even to optimize their effect or structure. but even to optimize their effect or structure. This is why the MedBed can be combined with other products.

Yeah. A combination is conceivable, for example, with the following materials. Heating pads, magnetic mats, infrared mats, acupressure mats, crystal mats, health mats. Basically, if it's a mat, we're good. As well as with these forms of therapy. Magnetic field therapy, electrotherapy, acupuncture, chemotherapy, dialysis. Jesus. Oh, God.

Hormone replacement therapy, hypnosis, physiotherapy, psychotherapy, shockwave therapy, resuscitation. Shockwave therapy. Resuscitation. All right. All right. Resuscitation. Shockwave therapy! Resuscitation! Alright, alright. Resuscitation! Oh god. Oh god. I was just thinking a minute ago that a meat was wrong and this did not enrage me and then this is what happened. Now I'm really fucking pissed.

Stay with me! Stay with me! Stay with me! Also take a picture of this bed! Take a picture of this bed! Okay, okay. Nurse,. Stay with me. Also, take a picture of this bed. Take a picture of this bed. Okay. Okay. Nurse, he's flatlining. Upload a picture of this bed. Damn it.

Fuck you, Amy. Boots. Boots. Boots. I need a high-resolution JPEG stat. Boots, I bought a med bed, and now I'm opening up a med bed business because I'm a small business owner. You're about to be a large business owner. Yeah, so how much should I charge for the use of my med bed business?

Good question. Yeah, so how much should I charge for the use of my MedBed business? The cost of using the 9010 MedBeds business can be set at your discretion. Many alternative practitioners and healers set an hourly price of 120 euro. An hourly price of 15.38 euro should not be undercut, as this amount corresponds to the hourly price 9010 charges in the app for an eight-hour session. So not at my discretion, then. Not actually at my discretion.

Come Quads up. I got this med bed. I want to have a med bed session. Do I have to lie in the middle of the bed during a med bed session? No! The 9010 med bed doesn't care where to lie in the middle of the bed during a bed bed session? No! The 90-10 bed bed doesn't care where you lie in bed. It recognizes your lying position fully automatically

and adapts to it. You can lie in the middle, on the left, on the right, diagonally, upside down, on your back, stomach, or side. You can also sit. In fact, you can even do a headstand in bed. But we don't recommend that

because it's certainly not very relaxing I got really confused by the instructions I ended up just lying between the box spring and the mattress instructions unclear is that how you become the mad bat? unstoppable Does that mean you become the mat bat? Unstoppable. Hey, Boots, why is a new registration required for the app?

The 9010 app works independently of the 9010 shop and the 9010 website. No login data is transferred. Good job, everybody. Yay! Razors for everybody. For this reason... You can't in a quantum entangle a shop and a website. Can't be done.

A new registration is required in any case in order to access the app for a smooth process for example for a smooth process for example to assign your already purchased products please use the same email addresses the quantum string matching yes oh our app contains a list of all med bed owners and their email addresses if an email address matches an email address used for the registration in the app, the med bed is automatically assigned. The user then gets a pop-up saying, you have been registered as a lifetime med bed user. It tells him, ooh, just going to gender that. Okay.

Yeah, sure. It tells him that the user has access to his med bed in the app. Version 2.0 can then be installed by uploading the photos again. Seeing as how you brought up the genders, please re-read that sentence. Yeah, re-read that sentence. Just re-read the sentence with him in it.

It tells him that the user has access to his or her medbed home in the app. Her medbed. It'll tell him about her bed. I am not my brother's bed-bed keeper. Hey, Lemon. Yeah, what's up?

What if I want to change the photo of the bed during my eight-hour session? This is possible! This is possible! This is possible! Wow! Oh. At the bottom right of the photo you uploaded, you will see an edit icon or a pen. You can click on it. You can click on it to change the photo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine. You can upload a new photo to the quantum network. After the quantum entanglement is complete, as indicated by the 100% upload progress bar, you and the med bed can continue. So where were we? Right. I'm just worried that I might start an eight-hour session, and then I might get a booty call, and I've got to finish it somewhere else. No, that's fine.

Excuse me. Excuse me. You'll have to send pictures of her, though. Excuse me. Dijon, can I order a second or third free test? Well, the free eight-hour test of the 9010 MedBed can be done once in the app. If an

8-hour test has already been done before outside the app, with the previous version of the MedBed, the test can be repeated once in the app with version 2.0. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so yeah, so every, so if there's a 3.0, you can do it again. Every version bump yeah. So every, so, so if there's a 3.0,

you can do it again. Every version bump is okay. No, no, no, no, no. You definitely need to clarify the second paragraph of this answer.

No, please, please keep, no, please finish this paragraph too. Oh yes. Yes. Well,

for each, for each additional eight hour use, the eight hour session is available. What? Wait, so you get, you get one hour per hour. So keep going.

Keep going. It is not free of charge. What? But with each session you collect valuable bonus points. Okay. Alright. Never mind. Yeah. Yeah. What can I do with the bonus points?

Unlock bed gems. You can redeem the bonus points? Unlock bed gems. You can redeem the bonus points for a lifetime at bed. It is not possible to repeat the free trial. Yes? Or on your bed? It's in your bed forever. No, keep going, keep going, please, please. It is not possible to repeat the free

trial in the app even if you use a different email address why not if another email address is used the med bed would recognize in the user's mind that the test has already been done in the app the med bed would then not be installed and would not function, even if the technical display and the course progress in the app give no indication of this. The medbed will call you a slut. Victor, I'm a masseur.

Can I install the MedBed business on a mobile treatment table? Well, the 9010 MedBed business can be used both in the rooms and in the general scope of the business for which it was purchased. For this reason, it is possible to install and activate it also on a treatment table that is not located in the premises of the business. This option is especially convenient for mobile service providers such as massage therapists or professionals who bring a treatment table to the client for a massage. Follow-up question, Victor.

My med bed business, can that be used privately? Oh. Well, the MedBed business is quantum entangled with the business. For this reason, it can only be installed, activated, and used on the premises of the company, despite what I just told you just now. premises of the company, despite what I just told you just now, the business owner can use the MedBed business and also have family and friends use it as long as the MedBed business is on the company premises. Do you get money when you contradict yourself?

It does not work in the private rooms of the business owner. I can't find that question in the FAFSA. I assume that I do Based on the number of times that I do it I must Fucking Christ Um um um um um um um um Dijon Um um um um um

Um Dijon Dijon I keep wanting to move away from the fact, Jesus Christ. Dijon, who, who gets to see the scan result? Um, oh, uh, with rational mind, the 9010 quantum technology can neither be understood nor analyzed. So fuck off. So go fuck yourself entirely. Lucky for you, I have an irrational mind.

Do I belong here? So stupid. Yeah, the... um so stupid the person gathering during a scan the 9010 medbed os checks the actual situation of the user completely neutral and value free manner this medbed is not racist just to be clear uh

so what did we learn from any of this f plus uh sometimes an FAQ section is like the best thing in the world so good although I gotta say man like I was surprised at how many fun little nuggets there have been around this because like there's a bunch

of different websites none of them make sense and they're all kind of like square spacey but like there's like 5d water which is like drinkable energy there's like a whole like there's a bunch of stores and he's competing with himself like he's google bombing himself yeah yeah yeah it's brilliant i learned that four out of five of us can resist making the EMF unbelievable joke. Like even the ones, the site that had the shipping policy of we do not ship physical products also had a link to like a product that says it's the cover is made of aluminum. It is two inches long, a half inch in diameter like what yeah yeah yeah they just keep it yeah there's yeah there's like keep it when you go to the actual product pages you know like any other product page that you would go to

any any shopify shit because like some of these things are shopify some of these seem to be like some other like you you know, maybe like big cartel or something like that. But anyway, like there's five pictures of products. Even though I don't think anything

it feels like as far as I understand, and I do not understand exactly what we read, but like I don't think we read about any physical things. Is that right? No. Yeah. No.

Yeah. I think everything was a concept. The paint buckets under your bed, those were real. Those got cut. Oh, yeah. The paint buckets didn't end up in the episode. Okay, you're right. Nothing was real.

I apologize. Nothing we read was real. I learned that, Lemon, you really have to step up your monetization of your websites. Okay, okay. What do you, what, how do you, how do you, because I made, I made,

I don't know if you saw this one come close up, but I made a website that gaslights people. That sounds like, coincidentally, G-A-A-S is an excellent acronym for Gaslighting as a Service. Gaslighting as a Service? Yeah.

You just gotta start charging for that shit and you know you now have a whole industry vertical. That would be

legitimately evil. But funny at first. I just discovered that they'll, they'll, they'll email you a certificate, uh, uh,

certifying that you, you, you've bought a product for them from them. It doesn't exist. That's a certified product. Oh, so maybe this is another way to monetize my website. Yeah.

I'll send you. So if you go to, for example, like Kind of Fun, and then you play Sisyphus Clicker, I'll send you a certificate that says that you went to a website once. Oh, yeah. How many clicks? But it needs to cost 20,000 euros. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the website's free.

The website's free, but like the physical proof that you went to the website. Like, I'll give you a certificate, euros. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the website's free. The website's free, but, like, the physical proof that you went to the website. Like, I'll give you a certificate, man. Yeah, or... And, like, it'll be in Boston shit. Like, it'll be good. Yeah, or a certificate of your results on Dam.Dog. Like... Okay. In an imaginary capsule.

Alright. I will think in an imaginary capsule. Right. I will think what your results for damn.dog are, and then I will tell you. Really hard at a bed. Yeah. And if you didn't get those, then that's your fault for not understanding. There's a bunch of websites out there.

Yep. We would all agree with that, and so say all of us there would there are wow bye We'll be right back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Quantum intelligence puts the 9010 med bed in a class of its own. Okay. During a scan down to the cell nucleus level. Okay. The med bed determines exactly the frequencies as well as the amount of quantum energy you need for the best possible self-healing. Okay.

Both is then teleported into your body. Both is. Wow. Both is. Wow. I heard it's a great idea to teleport things into your body. Yeah. Like tiny little men.

I've heard that's how vibrators get in there all the time. Just teleport it in there, Victor. I don't know what to tell you. And then I fell on it.