The F Plus - 388: Confessions of a Bubble Slut

Episode Date: June 17, 2023

We just learned that Bubblegum Fetish is a thing, so we're going on a world tour. After learning a bit more about the fetish, we're spending a considerable amount of time with a man who needs to fulfill his very particular fetish in an Amsterdam brothel, then it's over to Girls Ask Guys before we buy some ABC gum and then finally close out with an erotic story that surprisingly has actual sex in it. This week, The F Plus gets arrested trying to smuggle Super Bubble into Schiphol.

And next up in our bubble kissing event. The bubbles have gone past shoulder width. Now the bubble kiss has held firm and starting to push the ladies backwards a bit. The bubbles are starting to cover their torsos. The type of girl you want to chew all of my bubble gum. The type of girl you want to chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl you want to take to your mama house. Take, take, take, take, take to your mama house.

Uh-oh. You hit the play button and now you are stuck. This is the F plus terrible things read with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight, we've got Boots Reingear. Sorry, dude. But the reality is that while it's cool to see these girls blow bubbles, the content't really worth the asking price most of the videos don't even involve anything erotic just some bubbles jack check maybe in five or ten years you'll be able to afford my clips until then enjoy inferior bubbles victor laszlo her gum wasn't special. She was special.

The man that reads the internet for you, we call him King Lou Fernandez. Why don't all you cheap fucks on here begging for content of vids of Sarah and Sierra or anyone else who blows bubbles get a fucking job and buy content? You bastards are sad that you have to stroke your baby dicks to pirate in bubble videos?

Grow some balls, be a man. Pay for or tuck your vagina back in your pants and keep your pussy-ass mouth shut. Fuck all you cheap assholes! Bubble Chad. And Lemon. This was a terrible way to die, he thought as the air began to run out. His last thought before blacking out was, wondering how his obituary would read, who would believe he died from being suffocated by bubblegum?

I would believe it! drop them nickels off, boy, and get this dive piece. The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. I'm the type of girl you wanna take to your mama house. Take, take, take, take, take to your mama house. The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum. Hey, F Plus. Hey, Lemon. Hello.

Hey, what's that in your mouth? Craig. Beer? Uh, tongue? I'm chewing my cud. You're chewing your cud? What? Okay. And so I don't know. Do you self-identify as a cow?

Is that? Well, no. I'm actually a non-deterministic ruminant. Okay. Okay. So because of all the stomach ulcers, you just decided to give up on that whole idea. Yeah, exactly. Just use that method.

Okay. That makes sense. Have you considered eating digestible food? Not usually, no. I prefer food that can't be digested and just stays in my stomach for seven years. All right. All right. Listen.

Listen. All right, listen, listen, this is, as is evidenced by this intro, with this weird little dead end of CUD thing, and then Victor throwing out a joke that won't make sense to anybody. This is a professional podcast. Is this about crab lasses? With professional people. It's a professional podcast with professional people. It's a professional podcast with professional people. And I don't want any of you not chewing gum during the recording. Yeah, great.

Oh, good. Everyone open up your hubba bubbas. Big League Chew is fine. Yeah, whatever you prefer. Yeah. Also, like, big shout out to our sponsor today, Stride. Does Stride still exist? I don't think so.

It's a really good reference. Big shout-out to our sponsor today, Stride, who doesn't exist anymore. Oh, man. That's not the feeling of five. You had every opportunity to talk once again about the gum that tastes like soap, and you didn't take it. We can't get them as a sponsor. I wish. Freshen up. Thrills, call me.

Listen, we have never taken advertising dollars, but we would if Thrills gum approached us. Their slogan is, it still tastes like soap yep yep we we have one perfect customer um hey uh so here's the thing i want all of you chewing gum throughout this entire episode not

for recording purposes not for asmr purposes but just because bubble gum is super duper sexy. It's a real sexy thing that makes people real horny. And we're going to find out in this episode about how horny bubblegum makes other people. Doesn't that sound great? No. Yes. It does. It sounds great. I love it.

It's been over a decade. What are you scared of? Of the seedy underbelly of humanity fucking now? Are you worried it'll change your perspective on humanity now? I just want to go back to my safe space, which is dumpster juice. All right, I'm going to introduce you to this exciting world of bubblegum fetish. And my name is Piper Blush. You can find me at whereispiper.com slash index.php slash a bunch of other stuff.

And Piper Blush has all of the Piper Blush news you can get. On my homepage, I talk about the things that you are personally interested in, like my Halloween costume. Hey, Lemon. Yeah? Before you go to the actual blog post, above this image, there's a bunch of menus. Yeah, yeah. What's the top leftmost item on those menus? Free picture? Are you talking about

free picture? Yeah, free picture. Great. Free picture, that's gonna get you... You have to sign in for... You can get a free picture every day! This is at index.php slash newsletter. Want a free picture every day? Super easy.

Join Piper's newsletter to get the latest news, updates, and a free pic in your mailbox. Of some description. Who knows? Is it a bubblegum? You like pictures, right? It's the same picture, maybe. It's still free.

Anyway, so I'm not going to talk about where is prom night or where is Playboy or what's hot for Halloween or where is October? That was a post that I made. Instead, I'm going to talk about this subject, which is bubblegum fetishism. So where is bubblegum fetish? Chewing slowly, I discovered more and more about the types of gums. It's from May of last year. Being a collared female entertainer with a wide variety of content all over the internet, people often open up to me, Piper Blush, about their kinks. And so, I discovered the bubblegum fetish. Chewing slowly, I discovered more and more about the types of gums, like hubba-bubba, bazooka, etc.

Uh-oh. Yeah, by chewing, I discovered these. I discovered two of them. Yeah, etc. The size of the bubbles. Also, the different ways to chew. Mouth open or closed. How to pull on it with your fingers

or just stick your tongue out. Swallowing your saliva or letting it drip. And then the final release. The pop. Just blowing until it explodes. Pocking it with an object

Clapping it with your hands Piercing it with your tongue Pinching it with your fingers The sound of the burst And of course, the visuals A photo of me chewing bubblegum We all have desires And I have to admit

There is something that fascinates me About SFW Or Safe for Work proclivities, mostly due to them being performed out in the open. All right. Let me set the scene. Okay. Let's say you are taking a walk.

The chances are more likely that you will see someone blowing a bubble than seeing someone perform a blow job. Would you agree with that? Would you agree with that? Would you agree with that assessment? Yes. Not in my neighborhood. Okay. I can see why you moved there.

But it does give you the same pleasure. Well, I guess like me, the observer. I still think that's wrong. No, no. Trust me. Keep chewing the gum. Even if it's the same amount of pleasure, it can't possibly be the same pleasure. It's the exact same.

It's a one-to-one. Now your wife and I will go in this room and enjoy the Hubba Bubba. You can always share your thoughts with our readers in a comment. Thank you, Bubblegum! That's an H1 tag. This video was made possible because someone

started a conversation about what they enjoy and I wish we can all find what makes us pop. Video unavailable. Removed from YouTube. And then, Boots, your name is Kirsten Devon Sanders? Yeah, that's me your name is Kirsten Devon Sanders? Yeah, that's me.

I'm Kirsten. There's something about me that you don't know about, Piper. I'm a pro when it comes to bubblegum chewing, blowing, and popping. Why don't I know that? And I'm going to give you some fun facts about it. Okay. All right. I'm very hostile.

Bubble gum can help reduce stress. It can be useful for air travel when you suffer an ear pop. It can help you prevent heartburn. The first bubble gum was invented by an accountant named Walter, who worked in the chewing gum factory by playing with different recipes for chewing gum. The first bubble gum was invented by an accountant named Walter, who worked in the chewing gum factory by playing

with different recipes for chewing gum just for fun. The first bubble gum was invented by a guy who worked in a bubble gum factory? No, he worked in a chewing gum factory. Oh, oh. They let the accountant muck him around with the chemicals. Have you ever tried to boil a bubble with juicy fruit?

Look at this fucking asshole. Doesn't know the difference between chewing gum and bubble gum. My God. I'm so excited about being raptured in your world. Someone's about to get a boner tonight. Here's a fact. Turkey is the only country that has the most

gum companies. You'd think there'd be several that have the most gum companies. But it turns out there's only one. The world's biggest chewing gum. Chewing gum what? The world's biggest chewing gum. Chewing gum what? The world's biggest chewing gum was manufactured by the Topps Chewing Gum Company. Walter's earliest invention of the sticky bubble gum was called Blibber?

Blibber Blubber. Yeah, all right. Pretty good name. Before it was sold and renamed as Double Bubble. It's not a worse name than Hubba Bubba. No, it was renamed as Double Bubble, and I feel like Blibber Blubber is better. Agreed.

The first successful bubble gum that we know and love. Peanut butter can help remove bubble gum because it has good amounts of oils. Wow. Thank you, ChatGPT, trade on Wikipedia. It's true. No one knew this about Kirsten, that she knew all these facts. She was nice enough to...

Oh, nice response. Well, that's all I got. Maybe someday we might share a pack of Bubble Yum, Bubblicious, Hubba Bubba, Bazooka, or Big Leg Chew, and we can blow bubbles together. Kirsten, bubbles gums are fun, happy face. Yeah, they sure are, Piper. I'm so glad I have this relationship with my fans. Any of you been in the red light district of amsterdam why just trying to track your whereabouts what what specific date ranges were you

in there's some open investigations i think the statute of limitations is definitely over all right all right cool well uh we are going to be going to ignatz mice ignatz mice um which which seems to be uh sort of like as far as i can tell and i haven't i'll be i'll be fair i haven't spent a whole lot of uh time on this but i believe it's like sort of a, a getting around sort of like getting around the red light district. You know, like I'm guessing like brothel reviews kind of thing. And so, so on this forum,

G max, Jack chick, G max needs some help. Doesn't he? Yeah. Hey, I'm G max and I'm a young male who is 30 years of age and from the u.s my primary language is english and i have visited visited amsterdam a few years Yep. In October 2019, I have been to Park 118 once, mainly to lose my virginity and experience what sex is like in my life.

Why scare quotes around sex, by the way? Yeah. Is that a dog park? Sorry, wrong finish. It's a parking lot. It's a parking lot. For some reason, I get the sense that this guy is a fucking robot. So that's what I'm trying to do.

Well, there's a bunch of words, just so you know. If I recall, I saw Ava that evening, and she was nice and friendly with me as i was a virgin at that time sadly i don't think she is there anymore i consider it a good experience overall and i do plan to go again in the future sometime in 2022 or so no exact date yet there are there are seven girls named ava there i can be ava if you like anyway i'm new to this forum and I'm looking for advice in regards to fulfilling my goal, which involves my fetish. I have a rather unusual fetish, and while I'm not ashamed of it, it is certainly unsustainable in the long term. Uh-oh. Which is why I'm hoping to fulfill this very specific goal.

My fetish is autoerotic asphyxiation? Is that why? So that I can finally get it out of my system. Oh. My fetish is bubble gum blowing. Basically blowing bubbles with bubble gum. And of course, the bigger the bubble size, the better, as there is no bubble that is too big for me. Whoa. Whoa.

Realistically, most people struggle to blow bubbles of considerable size, maybe above head size or greater. But there are a few people who are exceptional in doing so, like a bubble over three foot or greater. But realistically, I don't expect that from someone, because blowing bubble gum bubbles, especially of such caliber, requires tons of time and practice, as well as copious amounts of gum, like 30 pieces of gum and special prep. That does seem like a lot. Yeah. That seems like a lot. Yeah. That's a. Seems like a choking hazard. How many pouches is that of Big League Chew?

I mean, it's a lot of gum. That's like squirrel, like cheek blown out gum. And special preparations, which would take days to prepare. Feel free to ask me more in details regarding massive gum size and the technicalities and i'll do my best to explain it my goal is to find a woman who would be willing to have sex with me and is also capable of blowing a bubble gum bubble of at least head-sized or greater either condition does not need to happen in one session and can occur at different times, including retroactively.

In a photo. Well, then just, yeah, Google image search at that point. This is me blowing a bubble. All right, let's fuck. As long as both conditions are fulfilled, then I would have met my goal. The gum used a Super Bubble brand, which is from the U.S. Will you know from the U.S. Will you know from the photo?

Probably. The tensile strength of this is definitely not Super Bubble. Well, you can see the ridges, and that's not actually a Super Bubble bubble. That's a Bubba Bubba bubble. Alternatively, if bubble gum is not available or logistically impossible, then there is another... Why would it be logistically impossible?

An embargo? An embargo? Well, you know, the dictators that took over the Netherlands. Bubblegum? I ain't seen bubblegum around these parts for nigh on 30 years. It's hard to smuggle bubblegum into a prison and have it keep its bubble properties.

Hey, stranger, don't say bubblegum out loud. Then there is another substitute, which is Bloonies, fun plastic, plastic balloon, super elastic bubble plastic, magic plastic, magic balloon, etc. It's like you want women to eat plastic. Yeah, I want you to eat plastic while we have sex. It absolutely has to be super bubble or literally anything else

yeah correct yeah a plastic bag over your head would work too these are toys where you would squeeze the paste goo out of the tube and put it on a straw and then proceed to blow a durable bubble of plastic the straw the straws they provide are to be used for best results basically one would squeeze as much or use all of the paste straw the straws they provide are to be used for best results basically one would squeeze as much or use all of the paste of the tube then roll it and apply it to the straw and then blow through the straw and make the plastic bubble out of it of course the more one uses the bigger the bubble will be mind you there could be holes during inflation so carefully pinching areas where there are leaks would mend the bubble to allow the user to continue

inflating it so he sits down with the prostitute he pulls a bag out of his pocket and a straw and he's like no no it's not what you think she's like i'm gonna snort that doesn't matter what it is she's like you're fucking sick i'm out of here it is also a bit sticky so one must be careful not to get stuck on furniture or any object they wish to avoid messing up the downside of this toy is the bad smell coming from the paste because it is polyvinyl acetate like glue yeah so hot this is a generally safe toy as long as one does not put in mouth. Only put the...

So he turns to her and says, don't worry, it's generally safe. Just don't put it in your mouth. And now put it in your mouth. Only put the paste on the straw and do not inhale from the straw. Good, good. Hold your breath while exhaling. Got it. Other considerations include that

I'm not super wealthy in terms of money, so I don't have thousands of dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign to splurge, but I am In what terms are you super wealthy? Club Penguin Bucks. In terms of just a fulfilled life you know but i am willing to spend a bit if that means i can make something worth out with respect to

bubble gum keep in mind that since i'm from the u.s and the gum is based in the u.s which is the good super bubble brand i have to import it to europe I'm not sure of the logistics of doing so, such as transporting gum and luggage. And furthermore, even if I did make it to Europe, do establishments allow gum to be used in there? Even if I made it to Europe. Can you please explain this large amount of bubble gums in your suitcase, bitter? Is this going to be used for prostitutes?

He's using the gum to put together a raft. No, it's not for a raft. It's for sex. Why not use the super elastic bubble plastic like everyone else? Keep going. Keep going. You've got a hypothetical that i'm really into okay with that said does anyone know what my options in terms of finding someone who would be willing

to take my special request and make it happen the conundrum lies in the fact that usually fetish models make porn to sell and not necessarily have sex with their fans at least the ones i know of furthermore i am not interested in the dating scene i just want to have sex and fulfill my niche fetish and ultimately get it out of my system not because i am ashamed of it but because it is unsustainable yeah can you uh uh can you scroll down a bit because you uh spend a long time uh on this uh amsterdam uh prostitution forum uh talking about your particular fetish and people question you on it um uh and uh gmax uh gmax responds uh but at one point uh gmax uh says uh for example uh gmax uh poses a hypothetical for example suppose sex worker a

is interested and first has sex, then bubbles come later. Could be same session or later section. Then yes, that would work. You mean bubbles from the wire, right? Or Powerpuff Girls? Oh, okay. Well, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Undo, undo, undo. Trailer Park Boys. Then yes, that would work. Now suppose sex worker A instead does not blow bubbles but has sex, and while sex worker B blows bubbles but no sex vice versa. Then that would not suffice and would not fulfill my goal. That's clear. No mix and match with my goal since my entire goal is to find someone who is able to or willing to blow

a head-sized or bigger bubble with gum and willing to have sex with me. You could fuck me and she could blow a bubble. Not good enough! Fuck you! No, no, no! Okay, so here's my fetish. I run a gum store

and next to me is a ham store and you steal the ham from the ham store and steal the gum from me and then blow a bubble and fly away. What was that joke? I didn't get that joke. Now it's time to explain the joke. Boots here. Okay, so Lemon said he'd cut this joke if I didn't explain it. Okay, so Lemon said he'd cut this joke if I didn't explain it.

So in the single panel comic strip Heathcliff, there's a strip where the upon usfully named cat is floating in the distance via a giant bubble gum bubble protruding from his mouth while holding a ham. And the proprietors of two adjacent stores, one store named Meat, the other named Gum, can only watch on as the nefarious cat gets away. This exact setup and punchline of the joke has appeared no less than a dozen times in the strip.

It's that good a joke. So like stop whatever you're doing and go check out Heathcliff. It's really good. It's really good. Goodbye. Okay, what were we talking about? Theoretically, since I had sex one time in October 2019 with Ava at Park 118 in Amsterdam, if she also blew bubbles with bubble gum or is capable to retroactively or in the future and i know of it picture video proof of bubble blowing then it would automatically fulfill my goal even if the

bubbles come later so you need to be having sex with a woman who at one point in her life has blown a bubble with bubble gum is that is that what i'm yes that's what i'm saying okay um you know mission accomplished man you. You're good. You can die now. I heard she blew a bubble. Man, this guy posts a lot. Keep going. Literally any prostitute would do this for almost no extra money i have no such proof or

knowledge on whether she is capable or does blow bubbles and she is no longer at park 118 so there is no way for me to get in contact with her which means she likely retired from the scene i just thought i bring this up as an example of what would count as fulfilling my goal. Therefore, I'm currently back to square one with my goal, unfortunately. Oh, unfortunately. Finally, yes. Feel free to let me know of such a person

if you do find her. Keep in mind that I am going to Europe yet. It is still something that is set for next year in 2022. And currently, I am just working out the details to fulfill my lofty goal. I don't know what the scene will be. I don't think you are, though, actually. You am just working out the details to fulfill my lofty goal i don't know what i don't think you are though actually you're not working out any goals lofty goal after this i will solve the energy crisis but first man he doesn't have anything left to do in his life

so oh god i'd say the most challenging aspects of my goal would be logistics such as how to import the materials i want to make my fetish come true then in parentheses what gum oh thank you in case you weren't clear on what he needed. You imagine the customs agent as he's holding two Louis Vuitton suitcases filled with bubble gum. The very bottom post on this page, where just the paragraph that starts can correct me if i'm wrong well no i want to keep going with this but yeah we'll get to that yeah yeah okay good finish this up yes absolutely okay uh finding a sex worker who is willing to pursue and fulfill it and also ensuring that i am able to properly fulfill it. Realistically, perhaps

Wait, what's your I don't know your role in this situation. Well, it would be really hard for me if I couldn't have sex then I couldn't fulfill my goal, Lemon. That would be hard. Realistically, perhaps if I could find someone

who would pursue it over time and then when I meet up with said person to fulfill sex, then that might suffice. However, I don't know of whether of any or whether a sex worker would be willing to do that either before meeting or even staying in contact with me after meeting with me. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm thinking about bringing it with me since it has to be Super Bubble. Other brands won't produce any good bubbles at all compared to Super Bubble.

It has to be ordered. I will likely wait until it's closer to the time I'm going since gum itself has a fairly limited shelf life, usually a few months before its potency drops. By the way, just a little gum history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. More gum history. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. More gum history. Bubble gum used to be pretty good in the 1970s to 80s and whatnot, but then after a while,

it went downhill due to formula changes and whatnot. In early 2000s, Double Bubble was the go-to gum for big bubbles and was amazing, but then Tootsie Roll bought it out and changed the formula. Millennials are killing double bubble

uh then super bubble became the go-to gum in late 2015 early 2016 and to present day i've never heard of it and remains the how dare you i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm once again showing my ignorance it still remains the best gum for you? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm once again showing my ignorance. It still remains the best gum for huge bubbles. I would hope that it remains good for the coming years and late future. Of course, the more gum is used, the bigger the bubbles. However, there is a specific way to prepare, prep, the gum by soaking it to get all the sugar out, which makes blowing bubbles much easier, which requires some days and whatnot, but that's more of

an advanced technique more than anything. Also time consuming. Unsweetened bubble gum? This is like, you know, in his hotel room, like to the maid. Leave that bucket alone! Leave it alone! I told you! But sir, there is just gum in it. I said leave it alone!

Don't touch that gum! I love every Dutch accent you brought to this episode. Alternatively, if the fetish cannot be had, there is a substitute for it, which is the Bloonies Magic Plastic Balloon product. However, there are downsides to it, as mentioned in my first post. In addition to this, I don't know if there are downsides to it as mentioned in my first post in addition to this i don't know if there are any women who might be willing to pursue this alternative but for some reason bubble gum isn't going to pan out also i don't know if there are any toy or craft stores that sell such products basically bubble balloon hybrid toys in amsterdam basically i don't like

to rely on alternative or substitutes for my goal, since it has its own challenges and difficulties, too. You know, this early into the episode, I was like looking at G Max's wall of text, and I was like, well, I'm gonna skip over a bunch of this. I'll skip over it when I get bored of G Max, but I'm not there yet. Yeah, I found I found gmax making similar posts on different forums so uh gmax uh can you skip down to the part where you say as a reminder yeah i just i just forgot i just forgot what was going on no i know so as a reminder my goal is to have sex with women who is capable of blowing a head-sized or bigger bubble with gum i'm not too picky on the particular woman that i'm seeing in terms of

aesthetics as long as my goal is met which again contains two conditions having sex intercourse maybe kissing cheek and lips at least some cuddling holding hugging and of course the woman being able to blow a head-sized or bigger bubble with gum. Notes. Don't say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Yep. The fetish aspect does not need to be in the same section if that makes things easier.

Also, the sex session does not need to be long as long as the sex, of course, intercourse plus kissing. Nor do I need to orgasm, but it is a bonus if I do orgasm slash climax. Okay. All I can see is him post one minute coitus and just her being like, I'm trying. God, it's not that hard. You said you could blow a head size bubble. And there's hours going by. I thought I did yesterday.

Hang on, hang on. I got this. Maybe for another 20 euros, I could blow a head-sized bubble. That's not my best Dutch accent. I liked all of them. They're all a wonderful pastiche. Yes, absolutely. Keep going, Keep going. There are two ways I'm willing to go about this, but it has to be the same sex worker

as that is part of my goal slash fantasy. Noted. Scenario one, meet with the sex worker, have session, and keep in contact afterwards if possible and have her fulfill the fetish aspect. Scenario two, Probably more realistic. Find a sex worker who is capable of blowing bubbles with the gum and verify that. Photos plus videos of bubble blowing can blur out face if privacy is a concern. Then book a session and fulfill the sex.

With that said, given my conditions budget, does anyone know if I am able to realistically fulfill it? While I make it sound easy, I'm sure there may be a lot of pitfalls and logistical issues that come up. There's something upsetting about the way he uses fulfill every single time. He has a goal. He made a dream journal. Like, wait until this fucking simp finds Clips for Sale. Yeah. journal like wait like wait until this fucking simp finds clips for sale yeah all of his money will be going into clips for sale when he i will be sending my representative with calipers to measure the bubble size to ensure it is indeed at least head size then can we have sex

then he i want to fulfill my fetish and goal. He finishes with this just absolutely amazing paragraph that just undoes all of the rest of it. Go for it. Go for it, Victor. Correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding is that it couldn't be as simple as just bringing the gum and having the sex worker blow bubbles. What? I am under the impression that it takes time to chew slash prepare, soak the gum to make it ready to blow bubbles. And then after that, it takes skill and time.

Like after all of this, this guy doesn't even know if, how to blow bubbles. I'm not a woman. I don't put, I'm not putting it in my mouth. It has to be the specific brand of bubble gum. Cause it makes the best bubbles,

but he thinks you have to soak gum before. Is this a double bubble marketing campaign? You're right. That's I was like, I was like, clearly Victor, you're wrong. That must not be G max.

That wrote. No, that was G max. Yeah. He's super turned on by blowing bubbles, and he doesn't understand anything about it. Yeah, he's never put gum in his mouth. He's never put gum in his mouth. I'm afraid the session with the hooker is going to be too short for her to chew the gum is his concern.

Can, do women put air out of their mouth? Does he not know that, like, you can just keep extending time with a hooker? Like, they will accept your money? Well, no, no, because the one that he had when he was in 2019 didn't,

and, like, she loved him. That was October 2019? And she, quote-unquote, retired. Right, right, exactly. That was October 2019? And she, quote unquote, retired. Right, right. Exactly. And was absolutely not replaced by another Ava. Right, right, right. And then, Boots, you were, as you mentioned, you were looking around the internet for other GMAX posts.

Yeah, this is on girlsreview.nl. Girlsreview? Yeah. I'm definitely on a list now even though i don't know the exact price this is the response to somebody saying hey yeah you can find somebody here they'll they'll fuck you too yeah even though i don't know the exact prices for the ladies at the legal brothels in nevada which't many. From what I heard, the prices are extremely high, at least over $2,000 to $4,000 US, which is around 1,700 to 3,500 euro per session. And it's not including the fetish aspect.

I believe these prices are from a few years ago, so likely the price has gone up even more now. Also, there was one I tried to inquire about earlier this year. She wanted to have a chat with me to discuss some more details and was planning to charge several hundred USD, like three to four hundred just to talk. No sex, no face to face meeting. That's far too steep for me. Several thousand miles away, importing hundreds of dollars of gum to sleep with an Eastern European sex trafficked nightmare. You know, it's nice that somebody gets me.

Man. I think my favorite part about him is that he's like, I really want to do this so I can get it out of my system. That's how that works. This happens once. It's just going to be over. Just the one time. Just the one time. I think one of the things that we repeatedly learn is that there's people on the internet. They have these weird boners.

And then they get rid of them. They get rid of them and they move on. And things get better in their life yep i think this one you might it might be disappointing at least it was for me you don't think the bubble's gonna be big enough well you know a lot of people have the uh the post the refractory post nut clarity be like Oh, yeah, this is stupid. No, what's probably going to happen is that Super Bubble's formula is going to change, and like, the bubble won't really be of high quality.

I just taken a very, very quick podcasting break, because as Boots knows, I've been keeping a list of excellent band names, and I'm just right now adding Post Nut Clarity to the list. Some recent additions there were Amphetamine Lovers Pizza. Thank you, Boots. That was very good. Atypical, I liked a lot. Commode O'Dragon.

Nice. And Hunky Door. Anyway. Okay, so let's move on to Girls Ask Guys. You know, this is the area where girls ask guys. We did an episode about this at some point in the past. Yeah, it was definitely full of girls asking guys things. It sure was. We saw that.

Yep. Exactly. Exactly. So it's called Girls Ask Guys because it's a forum where girls ask guys. Yeah. So we're going to see yet another example of that. So to that end, Lou, your name is bubble pop bubble bubble pop times three

okay my boyfriend and i met because i have a fetish for blowing bubble gum and no i'm not rude and constantly chew out loud either. Just something about the taste and the pressure when I blow a bubble from my mouth kind of turns him on, which the pressure feels so good to me. So I keep blowing bubbles because it's comfortable to me. He thought it was extremely cute and attractive. So are guys attracted to girls blowing bubbles? I seem to get a lot of looks and compliments when I do blow a bubble. Even by random people who see me doing it. I'm not out to look slutty or

anything, but sometimes people take it the wrong way. Any help? And I have two options. Vote A, there isn't anything wrong with it. Vote B, it's kind of weird. Alright. I have to fill out a form in order to vote post i'm not gonna do that okay please give me your email address yeah i'm the most i'm the most

helpful guy uh my name's a maxi meister and uh i have to say uh nothing wrong about that uh forgive me but i don't understand how it's a fetish. Compensation for spanking? I don't know what I was saying. Like how the gum feels in my mouth as I chew it? Also, when I blow a bubble, the pressure of the bubble against my mouth as I blow into the bubble feels amazing. Yeah, I like gum too But I've heard of feet fetishes Oh no

Yeah here we go Oh no Not gum fetishes I don't know what this is I have a fetish too Although messed up End of context I have a fetish too It's terrible Although messed up. End of context.

I have a fetish too. It's terrible. Want to talk to me? I'm confused. I've always been told a fetish is a... Whoa. I've always been told a fetish is a sexual want. Starman. Well, kind of.

We are sexual with the gum. Like kissing with it and exchanging it with each other. So I guess that would count. I always thought a fetish was something that made you feel excited or wet slash horny. I think it may be an

uncommon fetish, but I know it's out there. I like the idea of kissing the... I of kissing the... I'm kissing the gum. I read up on it before somewhere. And then, real quick, Victor, if you'll just take

ska douchebag. Ska douchebag. Ska douchebag. Ska douchebag. Douche it up. Douche it up. Are you blowing up, douche it up, douche it up. Are you blowing the bubble into his mouth or something? Yes, I do.

Alright. Say boots. Hey, Lennon. Hey, I'm going to LiveJournal because Tumblr sucks. So LiveJournal is my favorite. Going back to our roots here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

For sure. For sure. Bubblegum. Bubblegum LiveJournal. So your name is Kessa. You're Bubblegum Kessa. You're a Bubblegum princess. And what are you going to say?

What are you going to say, Bubblegum Kessa? Yeah, I'm Bubblegum Princess. And what's your blog called? My blog is called My Bubbles Are Out of This World. Am I right or am I right? Lol, smiley face.

Are you interested in my ABC gum, winky face? Hey, guys, I'm posting this from my iPhone, so no photos can be added. I love... This is September 5th, 2009. Great. I love adding pics to every entry, probably 50-50, because I'm very much into my good looks.

And I just love jazzing up posts with my pics. But whatever. Can't be done. Okayzing up posts with my pics. But whatever. Can't be done. So this entry might not be for everyone. But since this is my journal, I don't care. So each time I'm finished filming a clip, I hate to throw out the gum used in it, so I freeze it.

I do this solely because in the past, I've sold a lot of chewed gum on eBand.com. The site, I'm sure, does not exist anymore. EBand, indeed. So I always have it on my hand out of habit. Hand out of habit. Plus, for some reason, it feels like a waste to throw it out. Anyways, here's the deal. Are any of you interested in purchasing gum

used in your fave clip? Or up the price and buy a custom clip of me chewing gum just for you? Custom clips start at $100. Okay, alright. Sure. Since I really dislike E-band and would prefer not

to use it, I would like to sell it direct. Here are my prices, which are very fair. And I'm giving you guys a deal since you read my blogs. Aw, thanks, Keso. That's nice of you. One gob of gum. $20 USD. $20 plus $2.50

shipping to Canada. $3.50 USD to USA. $8 USD to anywhere else. Two gobs, $35. Three gobs, $3.50 USD to USA, $8 USD to anywhere else. Two gobs, $35. Three gobs, $50. Right. A gob is a unit of measurement.

Got it. Yeah. I like that you get a worse discount from three. I combine shipping. Shipping is the same as one piece of gum up to four gobs of gum, which I have not priced for you, sorry. Anything more than that will have a slight raise. For payments, I can take discreet

PP, alert pay, money bookers, or cash money order. If you're paying by cash, make sure to only send paper money, no coins. If the price has changed in it, roll the up to the next dollar amount for the trouble of me having to go cash it at the bank. To go cash that cash. Also, yeah, you have to cash that cash at the bank.

Also, include a note with your email, what you bought, and the address you want it shipped to. How do I email you cash? Full address. You're sending your email in the mail. Yeah. I'm sending my email in the mail because I also emailed you cash. As for money orders, again, include a note. Other important info to remember is to ask the person you are getting the money order from if it can be cashed in Canada and leave the pay to name blank.

I can't stress this enough. Do not put any name in there. Got it? Good. You told me your name was Bubblegum Kessa. It is. Don't put a name in there. If you are paying by mail, you will have to let me know so i can provide an address for you

to mail it to i really prefer online payments though instant gratification love it smiley face again if you want to buy my chewed saliva covered gum fill out this and email it to kessa blow pop clips at gmail.com how Yeah, is there any questions that you need? Yeah, yeah, questions. How many pieces of gum do you want? How do you plan to pay? Is there a clip you want the gum from? First come, first serve.

Do you want a custom clip slash gum combo? Or more info about it? I don't know. I get a package deal. After this, I'll give you the price. You will pay, and I'll ship your gum out in a Ziploc bag in a very discreet envelope. Oh, a Ziploc bag.

Nobody will know there's a bag of gum in it. All purchases come with a handwritten note that is sealed with a kiss. Oh, and if for some reason you can't pay with any of those options, I might take gift cards to various sites, but I prefer cash. Would you be open to a gum swap?

Gum for gum. Gum for gum. I got gums. You do gum for gum over there? Old gum for new. Even though I hate eBad, I will be listing one gum auction, mostly as an outlet to promote my C4S. Chewing for sales.

No, close your eyes. Once it's up, I'll post the link here. Okay, that's about it. Your chance to own something. You have got your rocks off by watching. I'm far too generous, lol. I hope you guys are having a fun weekend. I'm just relaxing, watching 48 Hours Mystery in my PJs,

surfing the net in eBay on my beloved iPhone beloved iphone oh man it's that sort of look into your life that makes me happy customer uh speaking of phones do any of you want to talk to me on the phone for now i don't have a gum talk line on nightflirt.com a site that most certainly doesn't exist iso but But I'll set one up. Oh, does it? Night flirt. Yeah, she has a link later. Night flirt. Oops. But I'll set one up tomorrow.

It'll be a line where we can just talk gum. I really enjoy hearing when and why people have certain fetishes. For the time being, you can call my sissy support line. Just say this password to get me to talk about gum. Pink twinkle toes. That was the secret code my mom told my

siblings and I to make anyone other than her say before we left them from school. Activate gum mode! You can find my lines here at nightclub.com slash miss kessa i want to use this cherished memory from my mother in your sexual fetish oh and i don't have i do not have a pink wig but i want one so bad i'll make a post tomorrow with wigs and i want prices then whoever wants to make me very pleased will buy me one i'll also be posting cute

costumes she did eventually get a pink wig if you were curious okay um yeah thank god so uh so closes out closes out with uh three banner ads uh one is to a site i'd never uh heard of before called a cake bomb but but cake bomb is is offline uh the other thing uh that she posted though is her uh her clips for sale account uh what sort of uh what sort of videos uh kessa posting there on our clips for sale account uh jack chick uh yeah so we got a bubble gum bubbles and snapping with pigtails pink lips blowing all types of bubble gum. Platinum blonde, blowing pink bubbles. Platinum blonde, blowing pink bubbles. Pink haired goddess, chewing snap.

Purple haired goddess, blowing big. Bubble gum POV right in your face. Good. Lip, teeth, mobile size. Good. Yeah, you know, here's the thing, man. I was looking here at blonde bubble gum, Princess Kessa's Clips for Sale account. I mean, you know, here's the thing, man. I was looking here at Blonde Bubblegum, Princess Kessa's Clips for Sale account. I mean, you know, reasonable enough prices.

No, it's the same. Clips for Sale prices, a dollar a minute. It's the same thing as everybody. But yeah, so like Bubblegum POV right in your face. Cute blonde blowing lots of sticky, I'm assuming, bubbles. You know, blowing bubbles and playing with pink bubbles. Great. But then fucking Princess Kessa pops balloons?

Come on. What the fuck? She does it all. I thought you were a bubble gum lady. Well, if there's no gum gum maybe she has to do super elastic bubble plastic too sometimes I don't know I don't know I don't see your even chewing gum in the clip

for the pot for the bubble poppin maybe she's in the Netherlands sorry I'm traveling in the Netherlands just can't gum isn't anywhere. We just don't have gum here. There's a ban on... I'd have to import her from the US

and the logistics of that, the fulfillment of that will be difficult. Guys, I need a new gum soaking bucket. No human can chew all this gum. Okay. So, Lou, I have some questions for you. Sure. Where are we?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm just going to do some questions that you're going to answer. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's all just questions you're going to answer. some questions that you're going to answer. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's all just questions you're going to answer. So, you know, Bubblegum Kessa,

you know, she's an ambassador of a community, which I think is great. So posted this survey here. I was happy to fill it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So thank you for filling that out. So I just have some questions for you here. What's's your age sex location occupation i'm 41 male in atlanta ga what's your uh what's

your first pet's name what's your mother's maiden name magilla gorilla um when did you first realize you had a bubbleg fetish or attraction? Can't I do the regular captcha? I don't like these questions. This is the only way to know if you're not a robot. Oh, damn it. When I was nine, of course. Great.

My sexual gum awakening. Fantastic. What aspects of this fetish attract you to it? What aspects of this fetish attract you to it? I can't really say what does, but I can say that bubbles popping is not part of the attraction. Don't ask why. End of story. Hey, the bubbles don't has nothing to do with the bubble,

but with the person blowing the bubble. The more natural slash fun slash reactive the person is, the better my reaction. Usually it's the one time the person is paying attention to something else and forgets she is blowing a bubble and it ends up bigger than she wanted

and just blows a big bubble after a few smaller ones, so it's a surprise. But yeah, it is as much about the context of the bubbling as much as the bubbling itself. Also, for me, one of the best parts of this fetish

is not knowing what will happen with the next bubble. Will it get huge? Will it get closed off and another bubble blown inside? Will it get sucked in? Will it pop? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's so good.

What's your favorite type of gum? No real preference, actually, provided actual bubbles can be blown. Have not personally chewed gum in over six months. And I got one and a half bags of double bubble about five feet away from me. So go figure. In case of emergency. You know, it's a willpower thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've had the same piece of gum in my wallet since middle school. And somebody broke my bucket. All right, so we are going to be jumping out of that section. I want to get to some erotic fiction here, some erotic fiction. some erotic fiction. Lou, I see a story in here by Grusha Vashnadze. Of course. And it starts,

parentheses, historical note, the import and sale of chewing gum has been illegal in Singapore since 1992. Soon they are facing each other, lips parted, jaws still chewing at their respective

wads of gum. Inevitably, though slowly and trembling with excitement, their lips touch sweet with the juice of the gum and syrup and they giggle again. Heidi gently extends her tongue, licking sweet pink syrup off of her friend's full dark lips. Amy

in response works her gum in her mouth, sticks out her pink gum-coated tongue, and begins to blow a bubble. Heidi watches in awe as it grows, then purses her lips, popping the bubble and sucking it noisily into her own mouth.

Now Amy's gum has formed a bridge between them, and they tussle over it with their teeth, giggling and grinning as they pull the soft sweet pink gum back and forth until eventually it snaps in two oh those filthy sluts are gum swapping now their hands are exploring each other's breasts why is there no gum? No gum in here? Aimee tweaks playfully into Halle's perp buds, whatever, while feeling

her own full mounds and cupped while feeling her own full mounds cupped and squeezed both of them extended gum-coated tongues. All right, all right. Blowing large pink bubbles which grow full and round as Amy's breasts.

Instinctively, they lean forward to squash their faces close together so the bubbles burst and gum splats over their faces, coating their cheeks and noses with a fine layer of pink stickiness. So sexy-la, intones Annie, admiring her friend, wherever she is from is a mystery.

Sure. Heidi pouts in response, showing off the stickiness now coating her face and lower frames of her reflective sunglasses oh she's wearing her sunglasses yeah yeah so you can see the reflection of the bubble oh so many so many facets every professional knows you wear eye protection jesus's, you're smart. Good point. Twirling her tongue around seductively before responding in sultry,

pseudo North American tones. What? Am I a sexy slut baby? Am I a bubblegum bitch? Wanna eat me up? Yeah, you are a bubblegum bitch. Ooh,

yeah. There are tears in Annie's eyes now, and the relation hits her. Oh, God, Dee Dee, yes, but I. Does this mean you are? Am I? Does Stan Lee write this? I don't know, NeNe, but let's not think about that too much now. Ah, here, touch me here.

She removes her gummed up glasses and drops them on the grass. Then takes Annie's hand. Touch me in the eyeball. Then takes Annie's hand and guides her dark fingers down to her crotch. What? Pulling her pink thong awkwardly to one side. Instinctively, Annie knows what to do. Slipping one finger into her moist tunnel

whilst probing through her thatch with her thumb. I will say moist tunnel is pretty hot. And then you put thatch right after. Yeah. Everyone knows you got to push through the thatch to get to the tunnel. I mean, come on. Just to find that little. Heidi groans with pleasure and any places of face to her so that their bubble cum coated faces meld and join.

The pink gum forming a network of sticky strands that make soft dangling ropes between their two faces. Still moaning in happy ecstasy, they work their gum in their mouths again, blow new bubbles, then mash their faces together again so that their features become yet more obscured, melded by their shared sweet pink stickiness. And then they do it again and again until their faces squelch. I don't know where to go from here. Oh, and then they realize too late it was some sort of

skin-melting acid. Making them feel joined and divisible and co-inherent. Someone used the thesaurus for that one. Oh, Nene, oh, oh, Heidi squeals. Rise in pitch as her

climax approaches and Annie's hand becomes a blur between her legs. That's very fast to be a blur. Three fingers curling in and out of her wetness. The video's only like six frames a second, so. Oh, okay. There was a strobe light on. Oh, interesting. Three fingers curling in and out of the wetness,

and the heel of her hand rubs against the swollen clitoris. Heidi comes and gets passionate again, turns exploring, poking, prodding deep into the mouth, backs of glory, pleasure. Their gums stuck faces, pulling together again, feeling their respective wads of gum, touch, join, drag,

and peel against each other's lips and tongues. Heidi does not want to ask, but removes her part of the rapidly conjoining wad of gum and sticks her fingers into Annie's mouth to retrieve hers. She squashes both wads together to make one large wad, feeling the sweet stickiness coat her fingers, and wipes. One big wad.

There's another bad name for you. And wipes and dabs it over her face to collect some of the gum now coating her features. Annie's face remains covered with gum. Feathery strands dangling from her chin. Sticky membranes coating the edge of her long, dark hair. And multiple layers of pink coating from her dark, round face. Gum on my face, baby. Her gum-adorned teeth grin broadly.

And her one visible eye, the other obscured behind a filigree curtain of pink. Oh, for fuck's sakes. That's a weird way to say cataract, but okay. Dances with joy. Also, without speaking, they know what to do.

Heidi pushes a huge, wet, sloppy pink wad into Annie's mouth and slides downward on the deck chair, pulling the lower part of her friend's swimming costume off and burying her face between her legs. Is this happening on the Lido deck? No, it was the grass. Okay. Annie's black thatch parts at the pressure of her lover's tongue, revealing her dark-lipped sexy already wet her internal bubblegum pink flesh.

Gaping. It's already gaping. Glistening. What can blow bubbles in this head sex? Annie. She moans as she feels Heidi's tongue sweep up and down her gash. But instinctively she knows what she wants to do.

Working the wad, the huge wad of gum again, thickly coating her tongue with it, leaning her head back in the deck, in the deck chair and blowing. By the time this bubble reaches breast size, Heidi is rubbing. Hang on. Hang on. I don't think that's a real good unit of measure. No, it's super good. That's normal. It's breast size.

That's a general breast size. You're talking like someone who's never seen one, Lemon. Listen, I know what breasts are sized. I watch anime. So, where I left off, listen, I know what breasts are sized. I watch anime. So where I left off, her tongue lapping furiously at her vulva. Annie takes slow, deep breaths through her nose.

Good practice. Continuing to inflate her bubble whilst groaning in ecstasy. By the time the bubble has reached football size. Well, now we know that her breasts are smaller than a football. Maybe I was right. Heidi has two fingers scissoring deep in Annie's pink tunnel in her lips. Scissoring? Like firmly.

I'm doing a scissor gesture with my fingers and okay. She's, yeah, just basically cutting. She's doing like cutting out from full house. Yeah, cut it out. Oh. Exactly. Oh, yeah, yeah, just basically cutting. She's doing the cutting motion. She's doing the cut it out from full house. Yeah, cut it out. Oh. Exactly. And her lips are locked firmly around the clitoris, tongue latching back and forth around the bud.

Once the bubble has reached head size, Heidi has one hand frantically rubbing Annie's clitoris, four fingers of the other hand pounding mercilessly in and out both directions of her vagina. I can only do the one direction. Then it's the one time and that's it. And is urging...

What do you want to do now? You want to watch a movie? Can you get it out? Oh, sorry. now you want to watch well can you can you get it out oh sorry oh uh urging her with her words oh yeah my sexy melayu lover my girl blow that like a good bubble slut now let me pound your pretty pretty pooky till you come. Bubble slut. What was that last line? Bubble, bubble, bubble slut. Bubble, bubble, bubble slut. Bubble, bubble, bubble slut.

Yep. I met the guy, one of those guys. No, Boots wanted that line one more time. Yeah, yeah, get that last line again. Oh, yeah, my pretty sexy mellow you lover, my girl, blow that like a good bubble slut. Let me pound your pretty pink, your pretty pookie till you come, okay?

Okay. Okay. Okay. Also, not the pookies from Club Penguin. No. Also, not Garfield's teddy bear. Let's see. Okay. No, let's see.

Without looking at any... That guy from The Wire. Oh, no. Without looking at it, she reaches her arm towards a garden-sized side table, grabbing to find her half-finished glass of syrup. Bandung. She grabs it desperately, tips it over,

her breasts moaning as condensed milk and rose syrup course down her body. Wait. Fetish creep, what's going on here? Yeah, yeah. Now we're getting into splashing. Condensed milk fetish? Tell me about the feet. No! Wait, are there feet?

Probably. Blah, blah, blah. Then Annie screams. A wail of ecstasy as she's never escaped from her before her mouth. Open wide her bubble. Yeah. Now as large and luscious as a jiggly pink beach ball bursts, splattering down under her face, tenting over her forehead and nose, coating her eyes, hair, and neck.

With a sticky layer of pink. Her features obscured. She continues to thrash, pawing at her breasts and sticky hands as she moans and wails with pleasure. Itches and itches and itches! Pawing at her breasts? Yeah, she's pawing at her breasts. Get these things off me!

Her eyes become completely obscured beneath her pink facial coating, but her open mouth continues to gnash at her gum, gluey strands coating her teeth and lips and tongue as her climax slowly subsides. She's going to have to shave her entire head. Soon they are sitting and kissing, tongues entwining,

hands gently stroking each other's breasts, gently wiping sex juices, saliva and pink syrup over each other's bodies, swapping the squidgy wet wad of pink gum back and forth between their open mouths and bashing in the glory of their newfound love. Signed, Super Bubble. This is branding. Double bubble. The is branding. Double bubble. The sentient gum.

We're waiting for your call, Thrills Gum. Yeah, yeah. You can show your appreciation by tipping this author. What did we learn from any of this, F Plus? Oh, boy. Gum's hot. Bubbles? I learned that it's very hard to get gum into Amsterdam.

There's a lot of logistics there. Yeah. You can't just stick it in your suitcase. I looked on their custom site. There wasn't anything specifically about gum. There wasn't food. That's probably an oversight.

Sir, this is not, no one has ever asked this question of us before. Please. Please, you do not have to, we've already allowed you access to the country. Please enter. Yeah, but see, I'm just trying to find someone who will chew it and then fulfill my sex

what if one woman does it the sex and the other woman is the chewing of the gum no no no don't ask him that don't ask him everything he killed the last guy that asked Gott im Himmel! Nein! That's the extent of my Sergeant Rock German. Mein Leben! Mein Fehlwebel! It's the customs agent

at Castle Wolfenstein. You walk up to him and he goes, shoot Stoffel. Yeah. Arr! Nine gum. Yeah, I noticed that the... No, nicked gum. Grusha

Vosney, the guy that penned Pink, definitely a reply guide on his story. So, like, every person that said, like, I really like that story is like, great. Do you know anyone that likes bubble gum? You want to introduce me? Yeah. You want to introduce me? Yeah, I... I mean... What? Yeah, what?

What? What? Like, like... Harkening back to those other things where, like, somebody just, like, fetishized something that's just, like, it harkening back to those other things where like somebody just like fetishized something that's just like wackadoo. And like all of the general mental gymnastics they have to do of like, oh, look at her. She's chewing gum on the street. Oh, yeah. Right there where everybody can see.

Well, not everybody is as broken as you are. Well, not everybody is as broken as you are. This is a weird one because it's not like, you know, like it's not a sneeze fetish or whatever where it's all about loss of control unless it's loss of control of the bubble popping. Yeah. So it's sort of akin to splashing, but just very specifically chewing gum, I guess. Yeah, like it's in that sort of like, I feel like it's like what we read seemed to be in that like wet and messy fetish. Yeah. Like kind of range that like. Although the one, the guy,

the guy who wants to go to Amsterdam to have sex with a prostitute, which is the most like, I don't understand how a transaction works, especially with the prost, like, he's like, I don't, can I ask a prostitute to do this for me? She's willing to take my worthless dick

into her for money but would she chew gum i don't know which would she prefer to do after she can send me a photo and blur it that's fine will she send me a photo of her chewing gum later i think we're going to have some kind of a relationship this is you know this is absurd no i mean i think that he wants it for the bragging rights, right? Yeah. There's no relationship because he gets it out of his system after that. Did you fuck her? Did you fuck her?

Did she blow a bubble afterwards? Did she blow a bubble that was bigger than her head? Yeah. This is my binder of prostitutes I've had blow bubbles. Oh, you keep it in a little book? That's cool. Yeah. Just lose binders full little book? That's cool. Yeah. Just lose binders full of women.

That's right. If Romney had had that, I would have voted for him. My binders of gum-blowing prostitutes. And if you like me, President, I'll let you take a look. Yeah. It'll be on a chain when you come into the White House. There's a little podium at the foot of the Lincoln Memorial. Yeah, you can look at it.

You can look at it. Go take a look. And we didn't get into it, but you know like that like i'm sure somewhere in there is like is like the the fetishes the fetishes that are like oh man oh if i could only get my wife to blow a bubble for me that's wildly sad yeah uh and if you want a place that's not sad at all, you can go to B-A-L-L-P dot I-T. Because, you know, here's the thing. Hey, here's the thing that B-A-L-L-P dot I-T has going. It's not Twitter.

It's not Twitter. It's never been Twitter. Yep. It's never been Twitter. So, like, every time that I personally go to that site, sometimes I go like, meh. And then other times I go like, meh-huh. And then I close it. Like, I love that about that site.

Yeah. I go to it once every, like, meh, couple days or whatever. And it's usually fine. And then I close it. So good. Yeah, Twitter does not give you that experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, so, So very good. There's also

ahoylemon.xyz a-h-o-y-l-e-m-o-n.xyz where I have a bunch of dumb things that I'm working on another one, obviously, but like, yeah, there's dumb websites that you can go to. Watch Lou on Twitch. Yeah, yay! Are you still playing

stupid baseball? I am playing fake baseball almost every night for a handful of lovable weirdos who like to make dumb jokes with me while I play fake baseball. It's pretty entertaining to me. And the Heaters won a championship, so it was a lot of fun. It was not a given.

I lost a lot of games. Congratulations, Heaters. It was not a given. I lost a lot of games. Congratulations, Heaters. It was fun. It was fun. All right. Oh, yeah. Marsha Brown hit for the cycle. And then go do something else meaningful in your life, hopefully.

Bye. For once. I fucking refuse shit. Jesus Christ. Sit here and once. I fucking refuse to shit. Jesus Christ. Sit here, listen to a fucking podcast? What's wrong with you? Clean your room. When you laugh so long

That death's thrill is gone And your kisses and I Are replaced with tears And your kisses and I Are a place for tears And when your dreams are gone A train to train went down And I ask you now What's it got to do? What's it good to do? What's it good to do?

Ha ha, what's it good to do? Ha ha, what's it good to do? Ha ha. Ha ha. Whoa, little stumble there. That might have cost them some points. I think they're okay, Bill. I don't see any separation, and I think Vivian recovered nicely.

The bubbles are starting to cover their torsos, John. I'm thinking Jane, Jadie, has some pointers today because she's holding her own with Vivian. Oh, don't pat her on the back yet, Bill. We're talking about the reigning champion here. These bubbles may be good for Jane, but Vivian is just getting warmed up. They'll need to keep that pressure on to keep that terrific smoosh

they have going, and that's going to get tricky for the rookie bubble girl. He's really painting a visual picture here. We really need to skip down somewhere. You know what? I'm going to cut this whole part. I'm going to cut this whole part. I

led you to the wrong one, and that was my mistake. I'm going to cut this whole part. I'm going to cut this whole part. Okay. Yep. I led you to the wrong one. That was my mistake. And I'm sorry. And if you like shaggy dog stories.