The F Plus - 390: Do Not Advocate For Unsafe Play

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

Well, it seems we haven't explored all the ways that Reddit can encourage its own userbase to cause irrepairable harm to their own bodies and minds in the pursuit of sexual gratification, so let's continue our journey with r/estim; It's a subreddit for "Anything Erotic Electro Stimulation", and a place to watch people make their own lives worse on purpose. This week, The F Plus has some work for a very desperate notary public.

Okay, so this is... Ooh... That's not... Oh, that's troubling. That can't go in a human body. No, that's simply... Yikes! Oh no!

It's the F Plus Podcast again! They have shocking things read with enthusiasm. And we've got Boots Reingear. About two days ago, I was given the opportunity to come, but only if I could get off with a numbing condom. I had to fill a condom with Doc Johnson's Stay Erect numbing cream, 7.5% benzocaine as lube, and put it on my dick. I had to leave it without touch for two minutes.

After that, I was allowed to fuck a fleshlight with the condom on for three minutes. I still couldn't cum. My dick was pretty numb. After that, I was given four minutes to jerk off with my hand, but still wearing the condom. Still no luck. I wasn't going to be able to cum no matter what.

So I took the condom off, washed my dick, and went about my day. Jack, chick! I'd like to say that sexual and erotic feelings are driven by very natural physical phenomena, sometimes from a very young age. We've got Zarla! In the last few months,

I've had a few light patches appear on my scrotum. They don't appear to be spreading, and they're limited to my scrotum. I went to the doctor, he had it checked out, and he said it was vitiligo, and not to worry about it. King Lou Fernandez! To remove the penis plug,

reduce the output levels to minimum. To remove the penis plug, reduce the output levels to minimum. Switch off the control box and then unplug the cable from the control unit. Slowly and gently remove the penis plug from the urethra, remembering that unlike with a sound, the urethra needs to expand again to allow the penis

plug to be removed. Once removed, clean it immediately, ensuring it is completely dry before storage. Your dick is filthy. We've got Kendrick Lobstar! Everyone is clueless, but my symptoms indicate nerve problems. I can't

get mental erections anymore, my dick looks different, sometimes I have pain, and sometimes it's cold. And Lemon, can you recommend me anything from AliExpress that will fuck me until I pass out? Get in line. Like a lot of things.

What's your budget? $13. But I will wait a month. I will happily wait a month. Danger, danger High-brow tickets When we're touched When we're cheaters Danger, danger High-brow tickets When we're touched

When we're cheaters When we're touched When we're cheaters No more Hey, S-Plus. Hi. Hello. Oh, hey.

Hey. Have you all felt motivated lately? Yeah. No. Yeah? I've been a little run down. Yeah. Really?

Get up and go? Yeah, I've been feeling like a real creative spark lately. Real creative spark? Oh, that's nice. Yeah, yeah. What do you owe your sort of electric personality to? I think you just gotta have the right connections for it, I think. Sweet.

Who wanted to start off this episode with four minutes of puns? I hope you fucking did. Well, I'm so glad to have you in this room here Because I wanted to get you educated And introduce you to something that I think will help you Just have that kind of get up and go sort of attitude I don't know what it takes for you in the beginning of the day to kind of like, to get moving.

But this document from Sinestro and Ludwig Tittgenstein that we had submitted recently is about electrocuting your genitals. We're going to be spending perhaps all of our time on Reddit. We are on r slash e stim. There's an entire wiki. It's very, very, very long. And one

of the things that is in the wiki is do's and don'ts. And it's not all don'ts, so that's weird. There's also in the sidebar, it says it's a place to ask questions About erotic electrostimulation For beginners and advanced players Common topics include

Home-built DIY devices And high-end made-for-play boxes Electrodes, e-stim, audio files Techniques for all genders And then there are a couple of rules Rule number one is Do not advocate for unsafe play. Why am I even here?

Spoilsports. Your classic Reddit rule. That definition is pretty wide. That will be betrayed by every single post we read. I feel like that's just going to ground all the fun. I'm going to lose all my energy. Well,

in that case, let's just start off here with the community. It's a community of let's see, how many members we got here? Too many. We've got 15.8 thousand members in this Reddit community all electrocuting their genitals, and one of those

15 thousand people is buy doors for free. So I feel like that's probably a Rick and Morty reference, I'm guessing. Anyway. My first time using an e-stim and had my first HFO.

Maybe we'll learn from context. Is that a high-frequency orgasm? I was expecting human fuck orgasms. UFO that makes you go, huh. High-frequency orgasm is the new

Harmonix game. Oh, it is. You're absolutely right. Well done. Well done. Yeah, so I'm by doors for free. Words cannot describe it. I stumbled upon this group in the late...

It continues after that. Sorry, I thought that was the end. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. I stumbled across this group late into the night, last night, and I thought y'all were on some weird kinky shit until i ordered the 10 7 000 unit so according to my timeline i ordered this thing at amazon amazon at like two in the morning i'm not sure how how i managed to make this work paid for overnight shipping and got and it got here as soon as i woke up the setup was easy and i read about the safety about e-stim and all

that stuff, so I sat down and tested on my leg, and it worked. It felt weird, but good. Then I decided to say fuck it and slap the pads and shit on my dick and turn that shit on and wait. It felt good, but I didn't see myself

ever climaxing from this and messed around with some more placements of the pad. I would say it took me about 30 to 50 minutes of finding good spots, but then I found the heavenly sweet spots. I cranked that shit like Soulja Boy, and the power of Zeus' lightning bolt struck down from the heavens and into my penis. Okay, for only $34.99. from the heavens and into my penis. Okay. For only $34.99. I want to say this guy, according to his own story, he says he spent 30 to 50

minutes trying to figure out how to erotically electrocute himself and eventually went like, well, I'm going to try my penis. The 10-7000 is one of those muscle therapy things. Yeah, one of the things that

YouTubers will use, right? It looks like it just runs off a 9-volt battery. Really? I mean, there's a 9-volt battery in the picture. Okay. I spent 10 minutes on this setting, SD1 to build up, and it was amazing. Then I switched to normal continuous

and it took me like five minutes to climb. Five minutes of straight electrocution. Perfect. But where are your good spots? You're hiding all the secrets here. I can't.

You're going to have to find out for yourself, man. Show us some pics. Interesting marketing for the 107,000. Ex-trappist? I'm ex-trappist. The electricity almost feels a little bit... Little salty sweet-sour thingy. What?

Your salivia starts to come. What is wrong with your body? When the loops are perfectly balanced between the two nerves and the fine-tuned electrofiddy does what it does, it's so heaven. They're using it while typing

this, obviously. I moan loud. Yeah, type on Reddit more. I moan loud. I love it. I put that shit onto my dick.

I don't care. My wife's crying. And I keep convulsing for like two minutes. Then I manage to actually switch off because... And the prostate thingy. What? Wait, what?

You keep coming in waves. And after two minutes, it gets cumbersome. But it's awesome. And my neighbor laughs when my moan slash cry are with the last breath. Yeah, boy, he sounds like a great neighbor. It's electrocuting himself again. Yeah.

Scala 1 to 10 for nice orgasm. I use Joelle Lily. Range around five to eight, which like every other week, a solid nine or close to ten. I just glay there for some time. No energy, but grinning or laughing because neighbor. Wow. It not brain damage. The machine did something to you.

Something to you that you cannot undo. All that from a 9-volt battery. I could be talking about something completely different. I don't know. Very well, yeah. Is this a response to the last guy? No, no, no. This is a whole new thread.

A whole new thread. It's a new thread by the user by the name of Stim Addict. Oh, no. Stim Addict to be. No, not yet a Stim Addict. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But not yet a woman. All right.

This is the ghost fuck sensation by me. Stim Addict To Be. For the uninitiated, the Ghost Fuck Sensation is where you set up the right conditions to produce a series of anal contractions. The idea is to create the illusion of being ass fucked by a ghost. Oh, right. Yes, of course. Although, in reality, the actual physical movement is very small indeed. We've got anal sex at home.

Oh, God. I love just like performing an illusion upon yourself. I totally fooled myself. Alakazam! And now for my next trick. You need a good bipolar insertable with one above the other contacts, not the side by side.

You write that down, Jack. Write that down. This could be fatal. Add it to the court record. The moaner comes well-recommended. Alright, click on that. What is the moaner? We're off to store.estim.co.uk.

Oh, it's British, of course. Of course it's fucking British. Oh, well, with uk oh it's british of course of course it looks like a mortar round oh well with that it's uh 79 um it's a flange electrode customers who bought this product also purchased the electro

whisk the decimator they sell they sell a lube that carries an electric current. Yes, that's how it got its name, because when it was in, she couldn't stop moaning, in a nice way. I was worried for a minute there. You will also need a stim box with plenty of power to drive a butt-trode due to their large surface area of contact.

Of course, everyone knows what a butt-trode is. Generally, pulse-type models work okay in made-for-play stim boxes. You will get the best results from pulsating on, off, on, off signals.

And wave-like up-down, up-down signals. You should also experiment with adjusting the speed and tempo of the pulsation or waves. Everyone knows a ghost likes a telescope. Sure. Let me see that booty. That booty. There are many suitable audio stim files available that will help. In particular, I suggest you try.

I'm going to go ahead and click that one, too. Vino's affiliate links. That's a lot of files. I thought it was just going to be like the Disney haunted house tour. Edge Hero 3. There's a lot of torrential edging MP3.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Edge Hero. The finisher. Finisher ramped. Tease and please. Yeesh. The milking combo. Okay. No, it says miking. He has created back and

forth and up and down bouncing and stroking sweets and pieces that could be just what you were looking for. Also take a look at Mr. Terminator's Pulsator Suite. Pulsinator Suite. Great for prostate simulation of all kinds.

I gotta say, usually these perverts are so stoked about just, like, milking money out of these people. But, like, here we go. This is just a Google Drive folder with, like, hundreds of MP3s. I'm not sure what the MP3s do. Did the MP3s control the machine? One of Mr. Shermanator's MP3 folders is called Stymphony Lemaire.

Oh, Tony, you know what? Oh, you have to listen to Extreme Tickle My Elmo. Electro Dicks Head Torture 2 is really, it's great. It's like I'm in a German dance club. Yeah, they are very, like, they're very funny.

To imagine being like, oh, man, I can't wait till this is going to go in my butt. Could you do this to, like, Cotton Eye Joe? I think that might be fatal. Where did you come from? I'm going to do it to you. Where did you go? When in Rome is the promise, honestly. Yeah, Mr. Schirmer is Path to Nirvana, Chapter 2, Which Way to Nirvana.

Damn. I thought you would know. You made the file. I opened this on my regular Google account. He's going to know it's me. I'm just very excited that we have intro and outro music already chosen. Uh-oh.

Oh, did someone get turned on? Jack Chick, your name is Surf Big Goofy. It sure is. This post is titled, Oh Crap! Kapow! Biff! Splat! Bonk! Wow. Well, well. Did Daphne just have anat, bonk. Wow, wow, wow. Did Daphne just have an orgasm?

But no you-hoo-hoo-hooey? Okay, y'all are gonna laugh out loud. So I've been playing with eStim for quite a while, and I just love the ability to basically hang out on the edge for a while with my junk pulsing and throbbing like a Berlin techno club after midnight. On the recommendation of a friend, I got a urethral sound and I didn't think it would be much different from what I've experienced thus far. Now, by friend, what do you mean? I have a TENS unit and will probably upgrade as soon as money allows my usual

configuration is a silicone cock ring at the base of my junk and an electric rubber ring behind that two pads one on top of the head and one on the glance just secured in place with another conductive rubber ring then i put one to two pads on the rim of my ass and adjust polarity of which pads slash rings until I get things going just perfectly. A couple of nights ago, I got urged to try the urethral connection. I looped it up and was a little shocked about how easily it went right into place. Why are there so many songs about urethras? The way he's describing it. It's so

complicated. Just Jack off. I mean, he is. It's just so much work. This is the way that he does it, yes. Oh, Jack M. Yeah, but like, it's just so much work. This is the way that he does it, yes. My God.

Well, Jack, enough for plebs. You've got to step up your game. I synced up the band at the head, plugged in the electrode, and settled back into bed with my towel ready as I slowly turned up the juice just a little, and holy crap! It was like a female Russian power lifter grabbed my prostate and wrung it out. That's desirable?

That's desirable. All right, come here. Not a male one. Yeah, do you play Overwatch by any chance? I will break you. I like my sex to feel like Kano's mortality. Hey, man, what are you doing in there? I'm good.

Spunk was oozing out around the sound, and my hips were bucking almost uncontrollably off the bed in the most powerful orgasm I've ever had. I grabbed the towel and reached for the control box to turn it off. I'm still shaking a bit. You're mine now. I'm still shaking a bit as I type this and my PC muscle spills spasms and pulses a little.

Instead of turning the power down, I maxed it out. I'm gripping the sheets. My ass is over a foot off the bed, and I'm shooting off orgasms like the Fourth of July mortar rounds. Hey, Steve, did you- Whoa, no! What are you doing? Your roommate's coming in like that Italian Spider-Man gif.

No! You are not getting your deposit back some contractor's like jesus man what happened in here my mind is starting to melt and every single muscle and nerve from my pubic bone to my tailbone is jackhammering i managed to reach down near my ass grab grab the two leads down there, and yank them out. I collapsed back into the bed and turned the control box off. Gasping for air and sweating like I had run a 200 meter sprint at Olympic pace, I began to undo everything. Keep in mind that my junk is still throbbing and it feels like I'm still at a more of a normal intensity coming. I don't want to keep that in mind.

You must remember this. I pull off the band around the head of my cock, and the sound going up the shaft blows out and lands just at my diaphragm, releasing a festive cum fountain, which I mostly catch with the towel. It's a festive cum fountain. Like I mostly catch with the towel. It's a festive cum fountain. Like a slide whistle sound, I assume. Ooh, let the dogs out. How much ejaculate has been spent here?

A lot. I mop up and rotate off the bed, put my feet on the floor, because at this point, I'm going to need a shower. It's then that I realize that glutes, hamstrings, and quads are shaking. My pelvis, on the other hand, is doing its best Rocky Horror picture thrusts on random intervals. I take a sip of water from the bottle of my nightstand and hoist myself up on my still shaking legs and slowly shuffle to the bathroom.

I turn on the shower and supporting myself on the sink, take another drink of a cool, refreshing water before sliding into the shower. Post the shower, I fall lifeless into bed, having the most wacky dreams, whereas I sleep like a dead guy for ten hours.

I want to think that he now permanently just has perpetual thrusting. Always, all the time. Everything. Every moment of every day just thrusting.

He did say he slid into the shower, because his body just doesn't function like a human's. It's like Wolf of Wall Street when he's done too many quaaludes and his legs are dead. I'm a little confused at the timing here, right? Because it seems like he said, hey, I did this and had an orgasm, and then I immediately made a Reddit post. And then as I'm making the Reddit post, I'm exaggerating the rest of it because I'm retelling the story. I think you brought the laptop

with him. Listen, listen, listen. Jack, if you've ever come, that's fine, but if you get to post on Reddit about your coming, that's what true pleasure is. Come to, my friend and then Kendrick

you are oh you're a gay sex throwaway I am gay sex throwaway what does it feel like on the balls I'm gay sex throwaway I'm only interested in using it on my balls not my cock I'm hoping it'll hurt like getting your balls squeezed, but with very precisely controllable pain levels.

Is that how it feels? If not, what does it feel like? How hard is it to set something up that makes your balls hurt deeply and internally, and not just making the skin hurt? I'm into testicle pain specifically, but not other kinds. Are electrodes the best way to go, or should I try one of those things that, like, if you hold your balls in place and have metal touching the balls on the inside

and can be attached to the outside i don't know what that is what remember one of the one of the rules of this community is don't advocate things that will harm people yeah you know i just want my balls in place can somebody advocate something to harm me wait Wait. I just want to make sure. This guy wants something that doesn't hurt his balls? No, I want... No, no, no. He wants balls specifically. He doesn't want pain elsewhere.

What part of him into testicle pain specifically was confusing? Should I try? He wants to hurt them emotionally and not on the bike. Yeah. Okay, good. Oh, so he's Britishish oh my bad so i try one of those things that hold your balls in place touching the balls on the inside and can

be attached to the outside i don't understand like a wrench that doesn't make any sense all right well give your balls a slap governor I don't understand. Like a wrench? That doesn't make any sense. Alright, well... Give your balls a slap, governor! Yeah, in response to you, I'm deleted. I assume I deleted myself. I can't imagine

somebody else deletes accounts on this thing. But I just wanted to say, in response to your post, I love ball stimming! Cheerio! Cheerio. Play around with different placements of different electrodes, pads, conductive rubber loops, metal ball stretchers. They all feel different.

I found the most pleasurable placement is a pad on the backside of my scrotum, the most painful one on the very bottom. When I use my ball stretcher... Oh, my God. Because I'm not done. Lemon, tell me more about your ball stretcher. Yeah, what do you use it as? Well, when I use it as an electrode,

it's very pleasurable until I get close to orgasm. But then the muscles retract your balls right before the orgasm cramp up and cause some sweet pain that prevents to orgasm, but then the muscles retract your balls right before the orgasm cramp up and cause some sweet pain that prevents an orgasm! Huh. Sign here! Just imagine that guy's in like a sex toy shop and he's like, excuse me, uh,

how, how electrode-y is this one? The guy behind the counter is like, dude, you gotta stop coming here. Can I get your highest quality ball stretcher, my good man? Ball stretcher, ball stretcher. Can I ask you, which one of these toys hates me personally? I want the one with the most metal.

Oh. I've never thought about the backside What's that? I was just saying I've never thought about the backside of my scrotum I've never described it that way Well yeah I mean you know new opportunities are awakened in you now Luke

The off world colonies As they say don't forget the backside of the balls forget the backside of the balls. Get the backside! And then, Zarla, you are comfortable line 151? Okay. Let's see. Stealth stimming, quick removal, and where to hide.

Background. I enjoy a little kink, but my husband, we're both male, does not. I've been getting into stim without his knowledge. First with a 10-7000, and now with a DG Lab Coyote. You can't hide that from your partner. Nothing wrong with that. The hallmark of a healthy relationship.

You've got to be honest about your easter eggs. I don't see how this will affect our relationship. I've been able to sneak in a few sessions while he's in his detached man cave or when he's napping. The problem is hiding everything quickly when the session gets interrupted, and I don't want to get busted. My preferred electrodes are adhesive pads, but it takes a bit of time to peel those off and stick them to a clean surface. I'm sorry, that's my cat. That scares me.

For stealth sessions lately, I've been using conductive rubber loops, which can be pulled off and wadded up with the lead wires quite quickly. Does anyone else have this issue, and any tips for quickly shutting down and hiding a session in progress? And on a side topic, anyone want to share good hiding spots for e-stim gear? Man, man.

Okay, so somebody says hey, maybe don't hide that shit from your husband so we'll skip that advice yeah thank you slave gaius 87 i didn't come on reddit for good advice you know i just thought i'd share uh my name is Chesty Nut. I'm in a similar situation. I wear my electrodes under my clothing. Insertable are the best. I have made my extension leads, which attach to the electrodes, and have a socket, which just lays above my waistband.

My power box fits in my desk drawer, so I just switch off and disconnect the leads from this socked at my waist. I don't understand what I'm talking about. Both times it was the other kind of waist, too. Oh yeah, you're right. Okay, alright. I just have a question for you,

Kendrick aka Happyboy68 I just want to know is public stimming a thing? Like does anyone wear their equipment out in public or like under their clothes? I did wear a coyote while shopping groceries

I was rock hard the whole time It was fun to imagine what the employees would say if they knew. If I thought, you know, if you would know, let's have a gangbang in the storage room. That's super plausible. It also made me

extremely orny. Hey man, are you getting me non-consensually involved in your fucking shit? Well, let's have sex. Hey, do you have electric shit tied to your balls? That's awesome. I especially like that he follows what he's doing.

I don't want to shame you or kick you out immediately. No, I'm doing my job, but now things are more interesting. I've been waiting for this. Sorry, I'm into testicular torture, not this. Actually, Jack, if you'll take Jester's balls. Sure. I've done it at the office as well with the coyote

whenever someone came in to visit my office I'd quietly turn up the power on my phone as my secret naughty game it was fun until I realized it broadcast over bluetooth as coyote eat him or something like that

worried somebody would eventually see an e-stim device over Bluetooth. I haven't done it since. Would be great if you could change the Bluetooth name. Can you imagine me like, I have to go talk to Bob, but I don't want to go in there. He's going to be doing that thing again. Yeah.

I changed it to Not a Dick Electrifier. You guys see that new Bluetooth thing? Not a coyote e-stem. Yeah, I don't know what it is, but it's definitely not a coyote e-stem. That would be weird. I know what it's not.

HR? HR? And Zerla,, you'll take a U, what is it, S3 sexy? Oh, it's sexy. Yeah, your U's are sexy.

All the time. Walking the dog barefoot, sure to get some lookers if I pass anyone. That's more exciting. It's a regular thing. Or when I'm driving to work and then I have to turn it down to go and meet a customer. First period. I am always in chastity. I'm always in chastity. With a probe up my butt and another probe down my penis.

With the chastity penis cage keeping everything squashed tight seems to be more intense with the cage on. If only my wife knew, she'd be livid what I get up to in public. Another super healthy relationship. Hey, man, that solar installer was real strange, huh? Boy, these guys sure are doing this in public. I wonder why. It's weird. Hey, I'm Mark in a bunch of numbers.

Yeah, sexy. Man, you seem like a fun guy. Wow, you seem like a fun guy. Too bad you're in the UK. I'd love to find someone like you in the Los Angeles area to hang out with. What would that look like? What the fuck would that look like?

Hey, man, are you torturing your dick? Me too! No, but do it quietly like at a Wendy's. Just nodding at each other. I think it would look a lot like a Pop and Luck conference. They're all stuck in that move where they're vibrating their head. In line for a hamburger and winking at the people so much you start to cry.

Someone's like, wow, is that guy's phone going off? Are you going to answer that? No, I'm good. Oh, man. I love your story about coming in the checkout line. I'm just a fan of you, Sexy. I just follow all your work. I left your review. I like the post.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on my Twitter account. I'm on the low-tier Patreon, but I'd get on the high-tier Patreon if you asked. Subscribe to RSS feed. Those guys are gonna fusion dance. I love your story about

coming in the checkout line at the store and a 13mm sound. Whoa. Whoa. Boots, how, boots. How big is 13 millimeters? Like, well, it's an object. That would be 13 millimeters. It's like a half an inch.

In diameter. Yeah. So a half inch diameter urethra. Okay. Oh, I can't imagine getting something that big into my cock. Sorry. Sorry about that.

From that thread, we were hearing a little bit about the coyote. And while we were looking at that, I know that Bootsy, we're looking at some posts from Diamond Hand Joe. Yeah, I was just looking through controversial posts on Reddit, which you can still find by manually typing the word controversial into the URL, which is really fun. Anyway, I found a chronology of posts from a user named DiamondHanJoe69. Yeah, I had a real bad time.

On August 4th, 2022, he posted, Feeling not the same anymore. Okay, group, been stimming for over a year now and when i first got my coyote and searched for my hfo i would get the sweats and leg shakes while building the awesome feeling that explode with delight now fast forwarded now and stimming seems to be dull and rarely get that feeling wow couldn't have predicted that i don't stim daily thinking it would help but seems to be the same no matter what. What to try next?

More, just more. More of it. A reminder that this community has a rule that you cannot advocate for harbingers. You know what? If I see it happen, I'll report it. Anyway, five days later, August 9th, 2022, hey, pumping and stimming. Okay, so today I figured out a way to stim and use my vac pump, automatic type.

Gotta say, this combo had my cock looking huge, and the feeling was amazing, all the way to HFO. But after it left the bottom of my cock, which looked like a blood blister a sec, right below the head where I had the stem pad it doesn't hurt and it seems to be going away what caused it what caused it what caused it uh anyway if you're if you're using if you're using a vacuum device that's vacuuming your penis yeah you don't get to call that a hands-free orgasm how did happen? At first I was happy because he didn't give up. He seemed so eager. This is a story of triumph.

Then the blood blister, but he still enjoyed it. Dedicated to his craft, yeah. Did not give up. Yes. American ideal of pulling himself up by his bootstrap. We could maybe call it the triumph of the will. We could, but it the triumph of the will. Do we?

We could, but we won't. I don't know if it's the bootstraps he's pulling up by. Anyway, five days later, how to heal cock from burn. Oh, God. Did he get cream slash ointments to heal up my cock? Not only did I overdo a back bump

to get a blood pool under the skin, I also somehow burned the skin where the patterns take to. So now that that spot is raw and it hurts, I tried antibiotic cream because I guess he's bound for an infection. I might as well.

But it seems to be taken forever. My insurance dropped me. I don't know why. I want my dick to heal so that I can start zapping it again. Next post has to be any cure for dead cock. Wife left me. My cock died.

What kind of e-stem will account for this? Cock necromancer. What happens if you put 240 volts across your dick? Well, this guy knows. I'm getting questions answered I didn't ask. Good shit, obviously. Real cool shit. HFO, dude.

Actually, the day after that, he posted, has anyone take electrical wire, 12-gauge solid wire, and embedded it into the moldable plastic beads to make a cock ring slash wrap as an electrode? So I guess he was fine the next day. Yeah. He's fine. There's no reason to stop.

Tesla coil dick? Do you think that this guy, when he gets together with people, tries to get them to play Never Have I Ever? If you get it wrong, I'm going to shock my dick. Come on. All gas, no brakes. Did you get him by just saying Ever Have I Ever? Never Have I Ever posted on Reddit. Uh-oh.

Is his cell phone going off again? What's going on here? Is his cell phone going off again? What's going on here? So a little bit of a callback here. I remember we... Do you remember the cockier episode was... Oh, man, what episode was that? It was the gross one.

It is. I don't know. It's somewhere in our logs. Hi, Lemon the Editor here. The episode that Lemon the Showrunner was trying to come up with was episode 283, titled Nice Guys Finish Last. There's an episode about a video game called Cock Hero, where players masturbate to edited pornography clips with a Guitar Hero-style interface with masturbation instructions about how the player's masturbation should be performed. The goal of Cock Hero is to masturbate to pornography for perhaps 90 minutes, as instructed

without having an orgasm. It's the kind of healthy sexual practice we frequently explore, and so if after this episode you need more of that kind of content, feel free to queue up episode 283 next. But with that, back to the episode. So to that end, Jack Chick, you're JB Clements. Yeah. And you're going to kind of change the route. I spotted this post from a little

ways back, linked to some crappy Reddit bullshit. And since I'm using a stereo stem capable rig, I was left a little you know, wanting. Okay, so we've confirmed now that the MP3 is like,

the MP3 controls the rate of electrocution. It's not to be listened to. It's just zzzz. It's like, you remember the Winamp player had like that, you know, you could do like the screen? Okay, sure. It's like that. Yeah, I guess it's like the waveforms.

If it gets high enough, maybe it vibrates. Super, super hot. Okay, got it. Don't get me wrong. The throbbing is fucking great. Many of the videos slash stim tracks are a great tease and denial. But after trying some of the MP3 slash WAV files found on SmartStim, like someone recommended, I really wanted a tri-phase stroking effect.

I'm glad that some of these are WAV files, because the bitrate isn't good enough. I need high fidelity electro-torture, please. It's not the bitrate, it's the compression. Anyways. If you're investing this much, you do it.

The smart stim... The smart stim folks recommend Audacity to modify or create stim files, and even though I'm fairly savvy, outright creating files is beyond my time and attention span. Wow. Wow. Okay. right or the left, anywhere between.4 and.7 seconds, that makes one channel's peak coincide with the other's valley and get a close approximation of the stereo

stroker effect. Holy shit! Game changer! Multi-kill! Binaural pornography. I highly recommend you try this

Once again Redis rules, Sam I ran a few different configurations, tri-phase with monopole prostate anal with the common both black at the base around balls You know, the standard So much jargon

We all know it. Tri-phase monopole prostate anal with the black base around balls. Are we talking about wires? I mean, there's a lot of wires here. You're going to go wireless? The latency is terrible.

I'm truly not understanding. Is this a guy just wrapping speaker wire around his dick? No. There's devices. He's got a device up his butt. Right. He's got probably multiple devices

on his penis. He's got pads that are like... Oh, okay. You're going to go Bluetooth. It's just going to... That 10 millisecond delay is going to throw you... Plus, you've got to have batteries and everything for that. Listen, I'm not an audiophile or an e-stim guy,

but I get it. Yeah. Okay. I wonder what the overlap of those communities is. It's about quality, not quantity. Head on the other channel was great, and I barely lasted for one 20-minute video. I mean, which is pretty pathetic numbers in Cock Hero.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I tried to... Not going to get into the esports with that. Okay, so sound files are not being played as sound files. They're being input into the stimulation device as, like, frequency. Like bass? Yeah, I'm sure that it's just, like, sound files. They're being input into the stimulation device as frequency. Like bass? I'm sure that it's just

checking for a threshold, and when it exceeds the threshold it puts other thing in awe. But you can listen to them for fun if you like. Yeah. You know, the secondary purpose of music. Right. I tried a bipolar in the back door,

and the other channel went with a splitter for the head, a long tube around the base of the shaft, looped around the balls and bass as well. This was reliable for the unaltered video. It was a little, I don't know, intense for the time staggered. I ran two other tri-phases with common at either end, head or prostate. They were fun, but lacked the wallop of the common in center for the stroker effect.

I also learned this kind of play is bottomless. There's no... Nice. Nice. There's no end to configurations, and only your imagination limits you. I'm going to burn a sick day. These dudes are so dedicated to jerking off.

They're really putting in the work for it. Yeah, yeah. I'm sick, by which I mean... In the head? I've earned my PTO on HFOs. I'm sick in the mud honey way, yes. It says middle managers can't have some fun. You know, some people are just dedicated to the grind set.

Yeah. To Forbes with you, sir. I'm going to burn a sick day making delay changes to all the tracks I have now. Maybe even change the delays to match even the rounds in a session to make it even more effective with tempo changes. Never would have found this stuff if it wasn't for you all. Sounds like an ominous organ sting to that. I like that he starts off with, like, I don't really have

the attention span for... And then... I'm gonna dedicate the next 72 hours to making a track to jerk off with. Yeah. Boy, Steve hasn't been back to his desk in a while.

Yeah, I don't know. Hey Boots, you playing Call of Duty? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My name's Flea Abdel. Okay, cool. 2B Audio Moaner with Call of Duty. You get shot at and your butt literally tenses

up. I just got this little device a few days ago. Does the butt plug know what direction it's coming from? All directions, son. It's war. The audio files are awesome, but it got me thinking. Plugged it into my PC and loaded up Call of Duty. God damn, is that fun.

I don't need to hear the audio as my ass lets me know when being shot at or somebody running nearby. Or dialogue or any noise whatsoever. Yep. Oh my God. Oh, there's a screenshot. Oh my God. Oh, there's a screenshot. Oh my god. Yeah, there is. This makes me want to shoot down

the enemy scorestreaks so much more now. They cause the most pain. Oh god. Call of Duty wasn't bad enough. He's got his photo of Call of Duty And then like there's an e-stim device

Obviously he's got a gamer keyboard Where like the WASD is different And then like he's got his E-stim device on It's only set to 17% Crank that up man Yeah what the fuck dude Oh my god.

Oh, wait. I bet that LMG is holding makes a lot of noise. You know what? I got thrown off by the capital A. The ABDL is ABDL. Cool, cool, cool.

This guy's sexually healthy. Do not click on that guy's profile. Do not click on that guy's profile. I had clicked it before you said that. So that's your Call of Duty game and then Zarly, your response to that? Just Mike was taken.

It's like, this has to be the funniest, maybe most amazing post I ever read on Reddit. I's like, this has to be the funniest, wildest, maybe most amazing post I ever read on Reddit. I don't know if I should laugh at you, laugh with you, or kneel to shake your hand because I'm not worthy. Especially since I'm absolutely fascinated by haptics and VR. Like, if only the other players knew. Ha ha ha.

My liege. They know. I feel like this could be the premise of a competitive esports league, lol. And the tiers that leak all the way up to the major leagues are based on how high the box is turned up, lol. And the commenters would be like, oh, he just took a direct hit. His butt must be crying. Then there'd be the notaries that would come up to your house.

We had to read it and verify the players indeed have the things up their butt and said properly. I've had my notary a long time. Is that something I gotta do? I'm gonna charge more. Oh, shit. It's the butt Gestapo. Where are your papers? They're here to check my asshole. Where's your

Easton? Oh, they're in the same place. Oh. And then from there, if we are in fact living in a simulation and slowly headed towards downloading ourselves into a blissful video game where we can choose our levels of pain

or no pain at all, it all comes full circle in a sort of spiritual way. For a while, we're all relieved to be falling about in this heavenly pain-free matrix without worrying about anything. Wait, what? I took a left turn there. What if there was a game

that didn't electrocute your genitals? Wouldn't that be cool? I don't want to live in that world. We work together to make this dream come true. But slowly the side effects of having no stakes starts to set in and make everything boring and frivolous, and even love isn't the same without the measurable sacrifices of blood, sweat, and tears that we make for each other.

So then a special brave few start to test out turning the pain in the game up, and they become our heroes! Like, wow, that warrior dude has his pain set so high, he must be a powerful being! Then we all agree to turn the pain on and enter into this new arena called Earth, where real pain and suffering gives meaning back to everything. But it's a hard life, and so we invent upfronting shelter and confronting... Confronting? So we invent confronting shelter and technologies

to help mitigate it. What? And then, until one fateful day, a brave soul gets the idea to hook their butt up to war games, and the cycle begins again. Thank you for cracking the universe for us with your Call of Duty invention. What in the fucking hell? This is all just Mike was taking getting that excited about reading Flea.

This is like what Ready Player One was. The ABDL post. Yeah. It's very straightforward. He read that post and was like, oh my god, oh my god, this changes everything. Cracked the universe. I'm going to start asking if people are e-stimming when I get into college.

You guys e-steaming your butts? No, you can go, why not? The game wasn't safe for women, now it's not safe for anyone. Yo, dog, what you got up your urethra? Everybody's sound off on your sounds. Hey, what level are you at, bro? Oh, he's only at 17.

13 millimeter. Reporting for duty. Private scum stash, 13 millimeter, 14%. We're going to move into the next section. Skipping over, there's a Femdom JOI Android game. I'm guessing it's probably not in the Play Store. You probably have to sideload this, I assume. But it's the virtual succubus.

There's a demo available. There is a demo available, so go ahead and open up that.exe file on your computer. There is a demo available, so go ahead and open up that.exe file on your computer. But yeah, the in-session additions mean that, for example, when she makes you edge, your toys will be turned to their edge settings. When she wants you to ride it, this is a JOI, it's a JOI thing. So when she wants you to ride it, it'll be turned to turns to ride settings she can also set your toys to tease or punish depending on the situation

so like an anime dominatrix run by AI it's gonna try and kill you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah toy events can include a lot of different scripts for example stay still

or silence this is definitely Toy events can include a lot of different scripts. For example, stay still or silence. This is definitely an enthusiast-level implementation. Lemon, can I interrupt you for a second? I wish you would. I have some questions about the virtual succubus. Oh, great. I love that you have questions about the virtual. I have so many answers.

Yeah, my first question is, I forgot my passcode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So your passcode... Okay, so if you forgot your password, don't worry about it. Enter 800-8135 on the passcode. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! You know that thing that's hooked up to your genitals? There's a default password for it. Don't worry about it. Oh my god! Oh my god! That's an entire

DEF CON talk right there. That's my only question. Why does the screen go dark during smothering? I'm sorry. You had a question? Oh, yeah. Why does the screen go dark during sorry. You had a question. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why does the screen go dark during smothering?

Good question. The answer is, close your fucking eyes, dipshits. You're going to get pink eye. This model wasn't made for close-up use. Are you a woman, Fyndom? No. I can put you in contact with someone who will take your money, though. Wow, hey, listen.

April 10th, they updated to.39, and it includes the insult system. Lemon, I really want Fuda Bulge. Yeah. Yeah, it's like fucking impossible. Leave me alone. Hey, wait a minute. This game doesn't have Fuda Bulge. It's impossible.

Yeah, body sliders are not feasible with how the game was built, animation, clipping, et cetera. You have to un-wait for Unreal 6 for that. I'm going to go ahead and read the terms of use here. Hey, do you guys want dialogue in my jerk-off instruction app? AI dialogue, yeah. Yeah, do you want dialogue? That's impossible! It's impossible to make dialogue not feel cringeworthy for some.

I like when you click their privacy policy. There's nothing there. Man, this was updated in April. Still going. Do you think that inside of the offices of itch.io, they saw this coming? They were like, oh, our marketplace will eventually be this. Yeah, I'm reading the terms and conditions. They saw it coming.

Okay. As long as they can cash out on it. Anyway, so we got another section here. This section that Sinestro Ludwig Tickenstein put together was called Let's Spend Some Quality Time with a User by the Name of Throwaway Stimmer.

So we're just going to do, I think this one right here, this is a post. Check, check. This is a post called Ruined Orgasm Slash E-Stimms Shock. Sorry. Yeah. Ruined Orgasm.

Ruined Orgasm Slashm slash Eastimstock shock yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah a few days ago I posted a link basically a setup idea where you have one electrode on your dick and another one disconnected but close enough to the

tip of your dick to close the connection if I came oh no oh no oh no whoa to the tip of your dick to close the connection if I came. Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! I get it!

Don't do that! Uh-huh. Gonna pass out. The setup was pretty simple. had a once closed circuit with loops around the head of my dick with the second loop around my dick and balls then i had an electro what the fuck hey man don't judge him no it's all of the articles are just wrong. Yep. Then I had an electro pad with the on the underside of my dick. And while lying on my apologies, then I had on electro pad on the underside of my dick. And while lying on my back, the other resting on my stomach around my belly button with the electrode side facing the ceiling.

When I'm hard, my dick hovers just above my belly button, and so this was perfect. Wow. Okay, here's my simple premise. By the way, I plugged a bunch of other crap up, too. Well, at least he was only using two loops. I had the loops around my dick set

to around 12, and the pads around 10. Soon enough, the loops started to make me pre-cum, and I could see the first drop start to slowly drip down towards the electro pad, and sure enough, as it dropped down, a stingy jolt went down my cock. I was both surprised that it actually worked and even more turned on to the point I started pre-cumming more and more, causing more and more jolts. How about 30 minutes of this? Was a villain

giving you exposition while this was happening? Mr. Bond, I expect you to come. What are you doing in there? Leave me alone. I'll be out in three or four hours. Are you using a sick day for this? None left. sick day for this?

None left! About 30 minutes of this, with the loops worked up to about 17 now and the pads at around 14, I was right on the edge of cumming. As soon as the point of no return hit, and to fulfill my ruined orgasm fantasy, I shut the loops off entirely and bumped the pads up to 16.

I think the thrill of bumping the pads up was enough to push me over the edge. Cum started oozing heavily out of my cock onto the electric pad, sending a constant jolt all the way through my cock. Sort of painful, I guess, because of the connection. But in a way that turned me on, causing me more to keep unloading more onto the pad. 10 out of 10 would recommend to anyone sort of painful i guess now it's kind of funny you say that but uh today the head of my dick is super sensitive unconnected surely is it a ghost i I can constantly feel the tingly sensation

from where I came last night. Someone in another thread suggested using a gauze pad on the tip of your dick with electrode taped to that. Could be another setup option. To make it worse or make it better. I don't know. Wow.

10 out of 10. Do recommend this to everyone. One more from this same guy. Throwaway Stimmer built a web app. Kendrick, I'm into web apps. I love web apps. I think web apps are very interesting. So, yeah, just tell me about your web app, please. Would anyone be interested in this eStim web app I've built?

It's a web app and basically uses audio APIs to play different frequencies, etc. The idea is you plug your 2B via audio into your laptop. Right now, it's pretty basic, and it's a spinning wheel. And after you connect it and set up, you click to spin the wheel. Small little pulses hit your cock as the ticks of the wheel, and whatever it lands on is what your cock, or whatever the connection is, gets. I personally like a little bit of torment. So here's one small sliver on the wheel that is a max hit,

and it briefly disables the wheel for a random amount of seconds. This is currently a web application that I spin up locally, but if there's any interest here, I'm open to buying a domain, suggestions welcome, and deploying it somewhere for you all. I'm also open to implementing other features if you guys have any ideas. Like I said, it's pretty basic at the moment with like a spinning wheel. I guess an easy change would be to make it configurable, so those of you who aren't into it don't run the risk of accidentally hitting that small sliver on the wheel and frying your cock

xd right but why did i download this thing then i've thought about implementing some other games rolling dice or something but i'm open to ideas uh edit uh just now as a regular coccino i just now thought of some idea like a punishment type game that's like a memory or something. And every time you get it wrong, it goes up a level. Oh, wow. These perverts are so generous. They're putting all this work into these jerk off things. You know what the thing is?

It's a DIY community. All of this stuff is real open source. And by the way, I'm on the actual Reddit thread, and everyone's like, I'll be a beta tester. That sounds cool. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, can you hook it up to crypto? NPM

installed dick destroying. Yeah, absolutely. Sounds great. Real quick, eStim dick crypto. And just Google real quick, e-stim dick crypto. E-stim coin. We're going to be skipping over. There's a section in here called, of course, they're making DIY cock electrocutors.

There's a bunch of Home Depot genital punishment devices here. Most complicated e-stim toy I've ever made. DIY cock pump with e-stim sound. Now with e-stim sound! A urethral plug by 40 John 34. I was just about to mention that. Oh, out of an old drill bit, you say.

Oh my god. A urethral plug. A urethral plug. Like, I know that I know that sex and the idea of what somebody likes is a personal thing.

But I'm I am fucking I am absolute light years away from understanding why urethral plug would be a thing that anyone would want. Anyway. Can I tell you that five days ago,

HornyJohn34 posted in HandsForYouO subreddit saying, I posted this, Today's the big day! Maybe. Not sure yet. It's my divorce. Keep reaching for that rainbow, HornyJohn34. Wait, what's the urethral plug made out of?

Are you familiar with when you've got to drill a hole in wood? It's like that. When your drill bit is is worn out it's best to retire it into your urethra i have not seen a lot about it's very sanitization in this thread uh so the last day i yes nothing about sanitation correct Correct. Agreed. Yeah. Or sanitation. But yeah, the, the, the, the last section that we have here from Sinestro and Ludwig Tickerstein is called shockingly, this can go wrong. Hey, shockingly. Uh oh.

I didn't expect that myself. But, but I think, uh, uh, Zarla, if you'll take a Rob22, went to a sexual health specialist, and just, you know, had a productive conversation. Okay, so for nearly a year, I'm suffering from an unknown erectile dysfunction with sadly only minor progress. All I started while using an irregular TENS device, and I'm still searching for an answer. All I started while using an irregular TENS device, and I'm still searching for an answer. A few days ago, I had a call with a sexual health specialist, and he told me that it is the worst idea to put a TENS device on your genitals. But obviously he was wrong. I was like, how dare you, sir?

He explained to me that especially in males, the penis has smooth muscles, and those muscles are working in another way than normal muscles. The nerves and smooth muscles can compensate electric stimulation and tell a certain value, but when it's too much, your body sends a flight and flight signal to those nerves. This can lead to pelvic florspasm, alternation of the penile nerves and ED.

It is a protection mechanism for the body. From my opinion, this sounds very logical, and I want to warn everyone who does e-stim, please think twice. I'm open for any other opinions and help. Sadly, I'm seeing no light at the end of this tunnel. Cheers! Oh, rational people do the hate. Yeah, my name's Fluid

Filled Balls. What did you mean? I agree that he's talking bull. Stimming five to seven times a week for over 20 years with multiple boxes. My equipment weirdo's fine. And my GF and I have plenty of sex. If anything, stimming makes my sex

life better. That's the most upvoted response. Sure is. Thanks fluid filled balls. There's a mention of choking. What did we learn from any of this?

A lot of stuff I didn't know about electricity. They're very generous with their jack-off stuff. They put a lot of work to make sure everybody else is also jacking off to this dangerous thing. They'll give it away, although everyone seems to be really individual anyway, so it doesn't feel like anyone

else's regiment works for anybody else. I like how one guy was like, try this, and then he was really vague. He was like, just put stuff there and see if it works It's a nice community They're really bonding together Dudes helping dudes Dudes helping dudes

and dudes that do not advocate for unsanitary play No, they have a rule about that Absolutely none of that is happening Also, boy this is not a gender-balanced community. Yeah, weird. I don't think so.

There was like a brief mention of like for all genders, and then it was like, no. Some British men. This is British men. One of the places that you can buy your torture devices is currentpleasures.com if you're just into web design

currentpleasures.com has some excellent web design it's definitely the kind of place that you would go like yes here is my current pleasure it does have a very elaborate tag system so you can filter out the items you want so if you want to make sure you have a three phase power system so you can, to let you filter out the items you want. If you want to make sure you have a

three-phase power copper thing that goes in your butt, you can just hammer right down to that. Yeah, they sell penis sleeves, electro pinwheel, electro whisker, and donate to charity. What charity?

It doesn't, it literally says make an extra donation to the a charity. What charity? It literally says, make an extra donation to the local charity we specifically support. Uh-oh. Love that. Gotta write a big uh-oh on that one.

Yeah, you can get a bipolar anal dildo from them. Sure, sure, sure, sure. I know that, like, a lot of the times that we look at, you know, these sort of fetishes is, like, everyone's on that same trajectory of, like, that they're constantly getting diminishing returns. And then they need to, like, be more extreme in the thing that they're doing in order to get that same hit. And this is the fastest way to do that. Yep.

Like, use electricity to deaden your nerves. Yeah, exactly. Always chasing that high. It's really, yeah, it's kind of internet perversion on speed mode so like you know the end of this uh the end of this document was basically just a bunch of people they're like well i'm done yeah no absolutely yeah you are one guy said it only took a year wow yeah that's not surprised that's not surprising i mean like regular electrocution

yeah well a lot of these people are also electrocuting their genitals for what seems Wow, yeah, that's not surprising. I mean, like, regular electrocution? Yeah. Well, a lot of these people are also electrocuting their genitals for what seems to be an hour or more. Yeah, that's true. They're doing it for a very long time. There's some long, either elaborate sessions. It's impressive. I don't know that I would call it impressive. Like, who's impressed? Definitely not your partner.

Like, partners are not really involved in any of this. Especially people who have no idea. Right, right, right, right. There's a lot of money. I mean, there's the ghost and the ghost fuck, but that's about it. That's what I found. That one guy was hiding it from his husband. Yeah, at least two people.

And then the one guy had the detachable waist. I don't still understand what that was there is a lot because like as they're sort of describing their gear right you're like I can't picture it and I don't think I want to I'm not going to work that hard

to meet you at that point yeah I kept having to be like okay this guy's not actually just wrapping a wire around his dick and just burning it. That's what I was picturing. I'm sure some of them are doing that. Our website, as always, is

thefpl.us Plenty of things on there, mostly including episodes, but also dumb sites that I made. If you want to execute five new billionaires every day, there's a new list of

billionaires that you can execute in a game that I made. It's very satisfying. It is, it is. Every once in a while Elon gets up there And it's like, ow Goodbye Or like a Walton

I like when a Walton is in there That makes me feel good Yeah, and you know Have, do things that are Be nice to each other Maybe don't like your Cougars Bye bye Yeah, be nice to each other. Maybe don't electrocute yourself. Bye-bye.

Yeah, be nice to your own. Be nice to whatever it is you got going on. Especially don't electrocute other people's dicks. Don't electrocute other people's dicks. Also, don't electrocute your own dick. There are other things that don't involve electrocuting yourself. You're not my real dad.

I don't know. The extent to which, like, hey, you know, whatever makes you happy, but, like, don't let that be the thing that makes you happy. That shouldn't make you happy. Bye. I've been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cutting out your. I've been married a long time ago.

Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from? Cutting out your. I've been married a long time ago. There's a sale going on at Current Pleasures. Get it? Great. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you getting at?

Lou, thanks for not resisting that pun. Sure. I was also going to say, I hear it hurts.