The F Plus - 411: Winnie-the-Pooh Meets The F Plus

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

You probably don't know what The Pooh's Adventures Wiki is, but as of this episode, it has over 80,000 pages. Comprised mostly of fanon crossovers with other popular media franchises and embarass...ing self-inserts, this is a wiki where eventually all of popular culture can exist parallel to Tigger. This week, The F Plus enters the Ryaniverse.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So I was looking at CarltonHeroes' profile and the messages that he's had, and someone named Kandan sent him a message in March of this year saying, Can you edit the episodes and transcripts of Pooh's Adventures at Mickey Mouse Clubhouse? And CarltonHeroes responded going, Sorry, no, thank you for asking. And now we join the F Plus in the Hundred Acre Woods. They have terrible things and they'll read them with enthusiasm. And in the room tonight we have Boots Reingear. Ryan Tokisaki. You know Tish, your eyes shine like stars at night. Tish.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Why thank you. So you think you remember Ryan? Ryan Tokisaki. Remember him. I know that Prime Prince. He's a hero like Winnie the Pooh. You think you remember Ryan? Ryan Tokusaki, remember him. I know that Prime Prince, he's a hero like Winnie the Pooh. Jack chick! Auroplane, good morning. Ryan Freestar, morning.
Starting point is 00:01:16 Auroplane 2, howdy. Rannix, hello. Auroplane 3. How you doing? Achilles Heelys! Zoinks! Ew! You're that evil wizard who killed Harry's parents!
Starting point is 00:01:32 Pika! Showgame! Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore, Sooty, Sweep, Sue, Little Cousin Scampi, Annoying Orange Pear, Apple, Passion Fruit, Marshmallow, Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon, Nerve Lyle, Princess Night, Choppy, Prince Frank, Zenda, Discord, Sunset Shimmer, Verity, Verity's Pipla, Sorelle and Sorelle DiCaprio, Dash Ketchum, and Lemon. Post from 17th of March 2015. Thomas says, I'm never coming back here again! Post from 17th of March 2015. Thomas says, I'm never coming back here again! Post from 17th of March 2015. Thomas says, I'm staying!
Starting point is 00:02:09 The Digi doesn't end their Digimon, the Piglets of Madagascar, Skip Koloski, Granko, and Private! What do you want, Fetters, to tarp? Mater, all doing good. Your plans are friendly. I didn't get very far. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Hey, F, hey, I got a question for you. Mm-hmm. Would you all consider yourselves bears? No. No.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Okay, no. I go like kinda, I guess, yeah. Okay, okay. And why would you identify like that, Boots? Big and hairy. Yeah, fair enough. So, okay, so you're saying big, you're saying hairy. Also, you're saying you're saying you're saying big you're saying hairy Also, you're saying like
Starting point is 00:03:07 Are you saying like a little stupid maybe I'd be a little stupid. Yeah, like yeah Like like like slothful would you say you're slothful? Yeah. Yeah, do I need to go somewhere else while you neg boots? Would you would you say I need to stay here I don't actually like? I don't actually like honey, I like the larva. Yeah, would you say that you're particularly into honey? But, see, that's a stereotype, I'm into larva. Oh, okay, okay, okay. But do you misspell larva at least? Mm-hmm, yeah, I spell larva.
Starting point is 00:03:40 With a backwards R? In your larva jar. Your larva with a backwards R? In your Lerva jar? Lerva with a backwards R. Okay, okay. Well, there is a website that I think that we've all been made aware of over the years called Fandom. It is a company that is more profitable than it should be. It owns, fandom.com owns a bunch of other web properties.
Starting point is 00:04:09 I don't really quite get it, but they have their own sort of ad market. But more than that, I have a document given to us by Dr. Interrogative, and the title of this document, the title of this document that Dr. Interrogative gave is the Pooh's Adventure Wiki has over 60,000 pages of insane crossovers. Yay. It does. Yay! So I would like to tell you briefly, I would like to tell you a story of how the F-plus
Starting point is 00:04:41 can change your life. And it is described in the opening paragraph of this document my discovery this website came about quite by accident I saw a tweet about a horny wiki editor and my attempt to track down what the wiki screenshots originated from led me to the site as soon as I figured out what the whole thing is I immediately started this doc so like so like the difference about between like before you find the F plus to after you find the F plus is like, some sort of internet thing gets exposed to you and you go like, well, okay,
Starting point is 00:05:16 I guess this is on me. Guess I gotta write all this shit down. Yep. I now have a duty. Pootie. Thank you. It says, the entry that I tracked down led me to this website with a blue article with the Lincoln screenshot. And then it says, the screenshot is, Elizabeth Betty DeVille is Phil and Lil's very attractive, Tom boyishly beautiful, and insanely sexy mother in the Rugrats series. But, notably the picture is specifically of her during the all grown up era of the Rugrats. Oh.
Starting point is 00:05:54 So she's even more middle-aged. So did you write this, uh, you write this stub here, Sheldon? So I'm gonna, I'm gonna, so I'm gonna open, I'm gonna open this up for a vote. I'm gonna open this up for a vote. I'm gonna open this up for a vote to you. Which is that the list, sorry, Dr. Interrogative, putting this thing together, made the effort to try to explain what's happening. And Dr. Interrogative actually has an introduction trying to explain what's happening. My question to you, do we want to learn about what's happening, or do we just want to throw it right in the muck?
Starting point is 00:06:26 Absolutely not. I like to learn by doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I unfortunately know a little bit of what's happening here already. Well keep it to yourself please. Well fine, I will. We're all intelligent people, I think we can figure out something as simple as the Poos Adventures Wiki.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Alright, so here we go, What is Pooh's Adventures? Pooh's Adventures Wiki is about the Pooh's Adventures series on YouTube, so sit down, grab some popcorn and honey and enjoy the movies as Winnie the Pooh and his friends go into new worlds outside of Disney Studios in the Hundred Acre Wood and they will meet new friends, battle bitter enemies, and save the world at the same time. There are some rules. Alright? Please study
Starting point is 00:07:05 it carefully for it will be your only warning. Number one, this wiki is for those that will not be subjected to copyright claims. Wait, so, okay, I'm not subjected to copyright claims, therefore it is for me. Yeah. Or it is not for me. It's a contrapositive. It's for, we're going to, we're going to break copyright law but if you read it don't break copyright law well we need to poos public domain so well I don't think that's true because like the the a mill knee stuff is but like Disney owns sure yeah yeah anyway number two
Starting point is 00:07:41 this wiki is meant for humor nothing here is meant to be taken seriously seriously. And then, okay, so this is, please study carefully, you're only warning the rules, right? Rule number three, there are no penalties if you break the rules. Good. Good. I love a restorative justice on a wiki. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's, can I get like a, just a little addendum to that? Yeah, well as long as you don't do it again, then you're good. What?
Starting point is 00:08:07 There are no rules. Two strike rules. There are many rules. If you break the rules, it's fine. It's like, you will be punished tomorrow, tomorrow never comes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pooh's adventure haters are not allowed. I have no mouse and it doesn't matter. Yep. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, Pooh's Adventure haters are not allowed. Uh, you hate Pooh's editors.
Starting point is 00:08:26 I have no mouth and it doesn't matter. Yup. Uh, do not upload inappropriate content except South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, The Simpsons, and Futurama. Wait. Don't. What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Okay. But examples are Fallout, Dead Rising, and Grand Theft Auto, so I don't know which one's which. So, okay, so no Fallout, no Dead Rising, no Grand Theft Auto, but definitely Family Guy. Right, yes. And no Etc. So cartoons and not video games. Got it.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Maybe. No pictures of guns, no budding into other people's messages. Do not use characters that have already been chosen by another user. Oh yeah, but that never happens Yeah, like we need to poo. Oh shit. Not original character. Do not steal I use I have used every hedgehog. They're all mine If you would like to write instead of making movies you may do so but that's only on deviant art and fanfiction movies you may do so but that's only on DeviantArt and fanfiction. Do not make pages about your own spinoffs unless it is to be shown on YouTube Daily Motion
Starting point is 00:09:30 or Vimeo. Daily Motion? Alright. Okay, alright. If you plan on guest-starring in a character in your crossover you must make sure that that character is available by going on to the character's article and he is seeing if he or she is available because he or she is already guest starring in another crossover of the same movie or show that he or she can't be included in your crossover. Who can't be in two movies at the same time? Simple, yeah. And it's a good thing the word they doesn't exist.
Starting point is 00:10:02 That's true, yeah, yeah. This is real life. No comments on any pages? Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Starting point is 00:10:12 Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! I wonder! Sorry, hold on. No comments on any pages is prohibited. Yes, correct.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Ha ha ha ha! Yes! You have to comment on everything! It's not fair. You don't. As soon as you hit publish, you must comment first. There don't appear to be any comments on any of these pages, I guess. Huh. Oh. Comic book characters are not allowed.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Well, there are exceptions. Yeah, what exceptions are there? There's a couple of exceptions. Okay, so here's the thing. Do not, and I'm fucking serious about this rule Do not include comic book characters. They're not allowed except for Batman and Superman and the Marvel characters. They're the exception No, no rock music What no rock music or pop music or heavy rock music. What?
Starting point is 00:11:05 No rock music or pop music or heavy metal or country music. Oh, right. Fuck it. I'm out of here. The only the only kinds of music that will allow are Disney and non Disney music. So like I can't like have auto playing. I can have auto playing Disney music, but no. OK. Or non Disney music. That's fine, too. OK. But not rock music. No no, okay. Or non-Disney music, that's fine too. Okay. But not rock music. No gothic or emo.
Starting point is 00:11:29 What if it's Disney gothic or emo or not Disney gothic or emo? No adult language in a kid's film only use crude words like darn, heck, or crud. Unless it's a Harry Potter crossover, since the Harry Potter saga is mostly made for adults. Sorry, can you go back and read number fourteen there? Oh sure, sure, sure. Do not make a crossover with a fake film and or a fake TV show unless
Starting point is 00:12:03 it's actually true. What? Okay. I need a minute. fake film and or a fake TV show unless it's actually true. What? I need a minute. Yeah, the very concept of fake. And finally, okay yeah, so you can also do a Family Guy crossover with a PG-13 or a PG-13 or an R-rated film with Family family guy because family guys made for adults Okay, cool. Hey. Hey Achilles. Yeah, can you tell me about this character called Elsa?
Starting point is 00:12:34 Yes, this is my character. This is Elsa from frozen. I guess I wrote that here Elsa is Anna's older sister, Jack Frost's lover, the deuterachagnist of the Academy Award winning movie Frozen, and the main protagonist in its sequel where she is the protector of the Enchanted Forest. Her character is different from the other versions of the Snow Queen because Disney stuck to the original fairy tale Where she's actually neutral and not evil? She is also a friend of Glaceon Which is a Pokemon yeah, yes was the same ice powers as she does
Starting point is 00:13:23 Yes, I guess kinda yeah sure sure um in some adventure film She serves as a mischievous troublemaker which easily frustrates Anna Okay Let me talk about her relationship with you know though I assume for Final Fantasy 10. I think Great Elsa will do anything to protect her godchildren even it me even if it means risking her life One example is where Z bad the evil ice wizard arrives
Starting point is 00:13:56 in Equestria plotting to get revenge on Thomas and Twilight Sparkle I don't know why I don't know why dr. Interrogative think thought we need an intro Z-Bad starts his attack by freezing most of Equestria, but when he arrives outside Canatterlot he's surprised to see some nice ice work done in the town. Right. Meanwhile, a lot of the equines are talking to Elsa into battling Z bad, but Elsa refuses because she doesn't want to use her ice powers or something so intense. When the wizard confronts the Royals, he freezes Thomas and Twilight Sparkle in vengeance for
Starting point is 00:14:43 defeating him. I guess he got defeated At some point. That's that's how piglet gained confidence Then he traps the princesses and hero inside an ice prison Wait, I'm just doing I'm just doing Kingdom Hearts again guys. What's happening? What's happening? You know and snowdrop try to stop him, but he he injures the too badly with an ice blast This is the final straw for Elsa she then vows to z bad that she'll get him for hurting her godchildren
Starting point is 00:15:22 Elsa knows that she isn't powerful enough to take on z bad so Princess Celestia provides with the way for her powers to get increased. Definitely like plot in action really things are definitely happening. Yeah this is a relationship description. Right with Yuna which I don't think Yuna's name has come up. I think we're coming up on it. Okay. Zbad then takes all the blue energy crystals and the crystal heart and starts his ritual to freeze the sun. Elsa then confronts the ice wizard. Yeah, the two...
Starting point is 00:15:50 The two have an intense battle firing ice blasts of many kinds at each other with the love of her godchildren on her side. Her godchildren are her power perhaps and Elsa defeats Z-Bad and sends him back to his prison. Yuna and Snowdrop recover from Z-Bad's blast. I guess they got blasted and Thomas and Tweed thaw out and in honor of defeating the evil ice wizard Elsa along with Anna are granted the privilege to be Alicorns when she wants to be. What? What did Anna do? Anna just sits around waiting for Elsa to do everything and then she gets to be an Alicorn whenever she wants.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I remember Alicorn is a Pegasus and a Unicorn combined. I think so. Okay, great. Let me get some trivia though. That was all relationship information. Oh, that was about, yeah, no, the relationship with you get you some trivia though. That was all relationship information. Oh, that was about, yeah, no, the relationship with Yuna was pretty well. Like, how did you two meet? Well, let me tell you about Z-Bad.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Yuna recovered from a blast. Elsa reunite with her childhood friend Barney the Dinosaur. And meet his friends friends including Zaboo Mufu. Zaboo Mufu, alright. Yeah! And Barney gets frozen by the Snow Queen. Oh shit, I remember playing that on Newgrounds.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yeah. Elsa bonds well with Jack Frost since they both have magic winter-related powers. Yeah. Sure. Oh, but she will be Mushu's love interest in some crossovers. Wow. Especially the Charlie Brown and Snoopy's adventure series.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Jesus. Right. I love Woody the Pooh, I don't know about you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was there, nope, not a single one, huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:44 You're very quickly discovering, but we very quickly discovered, I see. Nope. Was there nope not a single one, huh? Yeah There's not even like there's like a heffalump in the corner, I guess If you freeze frame you seek Tigger's tail Hello Question for you. Yeah, which of these two characters are you more interested in? Cora from I believe avatar the last airbender. I'm guessing Or Darla dimple Dexter's laboratory, I'm not really sure Yeah, okay, yeah, which of which of these are you more interested? Dexter's laboratory, I'm not really sure Yeah
Starting point is 00:18:26 Okay, yeah, which which of which of these are you more interested? Oh, yeah, so I've I've heard of Cora before so I'm interested in Darla dimple. Okay. Well, yeah, okay great Let's let's learn together about Darla dimple Darla dimple is a movie star actress voiced by Ashley Peldon sung by Lindsay Ridgway in Pooh's Adventures of Cats Don't Dance. Great title, really good title. Where she is the principal antagonist. Pooh's Adventures of Cats Don't Dance. I apologize for misplacing the emphasis.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Being referred to as America's sweetheart slash lover of children and animals as well as a character of Shirley Temple, Jane Withers and Darla Hood She fears her reputation will fall if any of the animals were in the main cast including Danny No, my reputation that is cat stone dances plot. You're right. That's what happens in that film That is capstone dances plot. You're right. That is what happens in that film So she has her butler max to make sure that no one gets in her way She also hated animals and anyone who makes friends with animals aka what in front what tents are we writing in now? Did she die just then I believe it's called Wiki-Tense. Okay, Wiki-Tense. The tense is Wiki-Perfect.
Starting point is 00:19:49 Yeah. In fact, she almost drowned Mammoth pictures in front of LB Mammoth and having all the animal blamed for all this and expelled from the studio. Mm-hmm. all the animal blamed for all this and expelled from the studio. Mm hmm. Unfortunately, unfortunately, Danny, along with the other animals and Poo and friends, outstaged her and reveals herself as a fraud in front of a live studio audience after saying that she flooded the stage. So she lost her fame and ended up as a janitor. So cat so dance happened and Poo was standing janitor. So cat's-o-dance happened
Starting point is 00:20:25 and Pooh was standing in the corner the whole time. Pooh was just there, yeah! Pooh and friends. Yeah. A month and 11 days- Pooh and the friends all outstaged her. A month and 11 days later, she met Sir Ruber and allied with him to get revenge
Starting point is 00:20:41 on Winnie the Pooh and his feline friends and to conquer Camelot. In fact, she created a potion that turns Ruber's thugs into iron soldiers. Wow, is that a fact? I can see why you wrote it like that. Unfortunately, she was electrocuted along with Ruber when he accidentally stabbed Excalibur into its stone and was never heard from again, or so it seems. Oops!
Starting point is 00:21:07 Or so it seems! It turns out she was resurrected by Dr. Greed so she can get revenge. She also wears a silly disguise just to hide her identity. Unfortunately, her plans were foiled by Poo and the others as she was frozen to an icicle by Metal Garurumon's ice wolf claw and was thrown into the pit along with the Mixmax company never to be seen. Or so it seems. Poo and the others.
Starting point is 00:21:42 The others being Metal Garurumon. The classic other that you would put with Pooh. Okay, so she was murdered. She was murdered. Yes. Or so it seems. Along with the Digimon and Mad Max, I think? Yeah, I think so. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Any trivia about this character? Absolutely. Absolutely. In fact, Darla Dimple has a huge hatred for Kirby a huge hatred for Kirby you say yeah huge huge hatred for Kirby due to his cuteness which led her into lust for him Wow so it's a like a hate situation all right about like character actor Bruno Kirby. Oh, that's probably good. You were my sexual awakening.
Starting point is 00:22:26 No, it's the German content management system that runs BF Plus. Right. Yep. Your joke wasn't even more funny, just so you know. Yeah. I avoided making mine until you threw up Bruno Kirby. I was just pissing on your piss. My shit on your piss.
Starting point is 00:22:54 I piss on your shit! I spit on your piss. In Cherry's Adventures, she is also the mother of Eloise and is married to Urchin, the little mermaid. In Pinocchio and Friends, Darla is the leader of an all-girls gang who is helped by Pistachio, Pinocchio's rival and one who later betrays Darla, and strives to get revenge on Dany for what happened to her in the original movie and take back her spotlight. However, she's stopped by Pernokyo and his friends, who in turn shows mercy to Darla. Eventually, Darla progressively ch- Because Pooh wasn't there! Pooh wasn't there to fucking end her! Uh...
Starting point is 00:23:39 Eventually, Darla progressively changes her attitude towards animals, as she realizes that by redeeming herself She is going to get the love she needs whether she likes it or not After her mansion is closed down. She joins Pinocchio and his team and helps him defeat pistachio and his minions In the process she promptly falls through a trapdoor which kills her Unfortunately for her she becomes an angel instead. The Lil Arc Angel. Which sounds like a female rapper from 2001. Yeah, Lil Arc Angel.
Starting point is 00:24:15 After Pistachio is defeated, Darlo reveals to Pinocchio and his friends her secret identity and states that she will continue her acting career now she is able to transform into a human at will. She then waves goodbye to Pinocchio before flying away. From that point onward, Darla remains a double life as both a guardian angel to children and animals, especially Danny, and as a child actress. She now makes sure that she does not get carried away with either her new lifestyle or with fame and fortune. That's great.
Starting point is 00:24:44 That was some good trivia, fortune. That's... great. That was some good trivia, huh? That was... wow. Why didn't I know that? Well, not a lot of people know. Is it the American educational system's fault? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think it was explained to you with it is a fact beforehand.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Yeah! In fact... Uh, hey shell game. Yeah? You know who, uh, so, again, this document, given to us by Dr. Interactive, the Pooh's Adventure Wiki has over 60,000 pages of crossovers. One of my favorite characters that I've always wanted to see in a crossover... Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:25:26 I mean, you know. You know. It's Ryan. Yeah! We all love Ryan! Yeah. Could I see Ryan? We all fucking love Ryan. Oh boy, yeah, sure. Ryan... You obviously mean Ryan Freestar, which is important because Ryan has many many incarnations, but Ryan Freestar is a
Starting point is 00:25:51 Techno-organic the leader and founder of his team Ryan's adventures series Ryan's Adventure Series. In case you didn't know, he's the main protagonist of the series named after him. He is the original character created by Ryan Transformers 017. You don't say! You don't fucking say! Now. Created by a guy named Ryan?
Starting point is 00:26:23 All right. Now, use by a guy named Ryan? Alright. Now, here's his bio. Ryan was born as a son of Queen Ryanara. That's great. I'm a vortices now. He was a liquid metal body with Sari, and then they got split at birth when Ryanara and Isaac touched the protoform and fused with their DNA. Sari. You know, like... While Isaac raised Sari and his daughter, Ryanara gives her child the name Ryan Freestar...
Starting point is 00:27:07 ...and doesn't care for him. Learning that Poo, his team, and Craft Bandicoot are his favorite heroes, he formed his team of heroes called the Techno-Organic Elite. I'm sure with a bio like that, you want to know this kid's personality. Oh, I do. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure Ryan is very dynamic. See, it's important that you know, Ryan's personality is like his own. I mean, that's definitely true. Ryan's personality is like his own. Cuckito Ergo Ryan.
Starting point is 00:27:55 You know, I'm still on the fence about if this is a self-insert character or not. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Oh... Yep.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Tell me more, tell me more. Oh, indeed I will. He have a funny side with his friends and teammates. He is kind, honest, and pure of heart. He is heroic because he wants the good guys, including Pooh and his friends, to win against evil villains and save the day. While, while, uh, Shell there was reading about Ryan, Boots, you, you were actually clicking around
Starting point is 00:28:53 and you found a couple more facts about Ryan. What, what facts did you find, Boots? Oh, uh, yeah, so important facts to know about Ryan are that Ryan is Meg Griffin's boyfriend and love interest Ryan is revealed to have developed a harem with girls due to Meg Marina Oh cool, Sue Mia all loving him. Oh wow. Wow Wow, yeah, and coincidentally his harem has had increased with several girls loving him such as me Akima and Okay, so, hmm.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Sounds like just in the real world, ladies love Ryan. So this is not like a little kid. I wish it were. No, hey, uh, Shell, Shell. Ryan. Ryan. Ryan, yeah, yes, about Ryan. Any nicknames? Any nicknames for Ryan?
Starting point is 00:29:49 Oh, well, uh, well, a couple. Okay. Uh, oh, and this is not a complete list. Okay, so, these are the nicknames that Ryan faces at times in his adventures. There's Poo Fan. Uh, Ryan, Ryan, quick note. Poo Fan. Ryan, you wanna maybe...
Starting point is 00:30:11 Winnie the Poo Fan or A.A. Milne Fan? No? Okay. All right, all right. The Copperaphage. LAUGHTER Shrek Lover. Wow. Keyblade Master. Little Star by White Diamond.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Oh, now we know who's giving him these nicknames. Okay, that's good. Goose by Gwen Tennyson of Ben 10. Related to Alfred Lord Tennyson. Yes. Techno Organic by somebody. of Ben 10. Related to Alfred Lord Tennyson. Yes! Techno-Organic by somebody. Ryan the Awesome Guy by Ryan.
Starting point is 00:30:52 Ryan the real cool guy with the big dick who everyone likes! He's got a real back for it. Hero Leader Ryan by Garnet. Ryan Dean Wolfe. Wow. Hero Leader Ryan by Garnet Ryan Dean Wolf Wow Hero Ryany boy by Tigger. This is some of the saddest shit we've ever read Techno boy by Raven Darkhome slash Mystique guy who one One Day Will Move Out Of His Mother's House.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Techno Kid by Boo. And I believe that's from Monsters Inc. That's what I love about you, Lemon, is you're always so optimistic. One day. One day. The Super Awesome Ryan. Once again, I'd attribute it. Ryan Coon by Foyaletta. Blue by the player.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Ryan Sparkle. The popular hero of his team. Perfect. Perfect. Friend of Op Thomas Prime. Op Thomas. Op Thomas Prime. friend of op thomas prime Thomas op thomas prime Transformer and Thomas the Tank Engine maybe yes, he's a train's former and an optometrist oh That guy jumps off a plane. It's great
Starting point is 00:32:23 Oh, that guy jumps off a plane. It's great. Uh, Ryan Freestar the hero. Yep. The hero who is more popular like Pooh. Hang on, Ryan! Okay, okay. Now we've allowed a lot. The best good and truthful hero of all time! One of the best heroes of all time Here's another selfish randaising one Riley his disguise name for him disguised as a southern belle
Starting point is 00:32:56 Can we hear what that sounds like Ryan was figuring out some shit? Really useful hero Boy Techno Torp by Meowth. Ryan Senpai by Azusa and Yui. Weird Techno Piece of Tin by Peter Griffin. The Master Ranger. Ryan Kins, and then there's some parentheses, but there's nothing in between them.
Starting point is 00:33:24 So I guess nobody. It's making me very sad. Ryan kins and then there's some parentheses, but there's nothing in between them So I guess nobody making me very sad Why why Ryan is so cool yeah, I just I'm sad. I'll never be this girl All right. Oh, yeah, he leaves well. He's also called everybody's hero and that includes you No, I know yeah, I'll never live up to it. So so hey boots. Sorry shell. There's one last Ryan fact I just posted into the You mean how he knows he knows he is a hero like some of the Ryans in the Ryan evers of the Ryans in the Ryaniverse? It's an extended Ryanverse.
Starting point is 00:34:09 It sure is! No, it's a Ryaniverse. Ryaniverse. Ryaniverse. Hey, Poots. Hey, hello. I was noticing here that the official Poos timeline has 349 entries at the time of the document, so I'm sure it's longer than that.
Starting point is 00:34:34 But just a little note here, with all the Winnie the Pooh adventure films and all the other kinds of media that have been made over the years with many more being made, this timeline will help, will help those who believe that the show should have a cohesive and flowing narrative that goes from one film to another. This is why you can't have the same crossovers. Like there needs to be a consistent. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Like, like, like all children's stories, there must be an overarching plot.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Overarching plot, yeah, exactly. So a cohesive and flowing narrative that goes from one film to another. However, you may feel free to edit the timeline to make sure everything flows, you know, coherently and consistently and chronologically. But remember to double check if the content that you add is canonical and it plays a part in the overall timeline. Also, characters that don't have their own wiki should be written without brackets. So basically, you just don't want to yuck anybody's yum.
Starting point is 00:35:41 No, no. That's very true, very true. So, so, uh, so there's a bunch of films, uh, you know, somewhere approaching 400 entries in this Winnie the Pooh adventures timeline. Uh, but can you just read some of these films, please? Sure. Okay. So there's a Sora's Adventures of Power Rangers, the Battle in Radiant Garden. The title is money right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sora, Donald, and Goofier, summoned by Master Yen Sid and informed that a new evil force is about to attack the worlds. Sora and company travel to Radiant Garden and encounter the evil
Starting point is 00:36:16 emperor named Lord Zed, who formed an alliance with Maleficent. Oh, that Zed's not dead. It's so weird that this just folds in so well. Okay and then the origin of Pooh's adventure series. Slung! The Good Fairy along with her friends Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Ninjor, Larry Goat, Dulcia, Aku Aku, Merlin, Alpha Five, and Master Yen Sid revive Zordon and learn of Bowser's return and the prophecy of the 100 Acre Woods Rebel Alliance and Robo Knight, the Green Ranger clone Tomax, their powers and their Zords become immune to being taken away by the forces
Starting point is 00:36:59 of evil forever. Forever. Forever. But Boots, Boots, I know you have more films and I want to hear them. I was just looking at Ninjor. There's not a lot of trivia about Ninjor, but can you just give me one piece of trivia about Ninjor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ninjor will meet Ash Ketchum and their friends in. I feel informed. Winnie the Pooh's world of color. Pooh and the gang return to Disneyland. This list never mentions them going there the first time is a note from the editor. To see a new water color light night show called the Wonderful World of Color. Okay, alright.
Starting point is 00:37:53 They show up for the nightly fireworks. It's great. Uh, Pooh's adventure, Pooh's Adventures of Romeo and Juliet sealed with a a Kiss. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fucking Romeo and Juliet sealed with a kiss movie. Reach out to me! I'll start another fucking watch party of it! I've shown it like three times! Oh, he told me I have to so I can get a nice... It's really wild! You don't have to do that if you don't want to. Pooh and his friends meet a seal named Romeo in his family of Montague and Juliet. Another seal in her family of Capulets.
Starting point is 00:38:42 They also meet Romeo's two friends Mercutio and Benvolio, as well as their old friends, Tennessee Tuxedo and Shumbly. Oh, Shumbly's here! Okay, great! Wow! They try to get Romeo and Juliet together. Tennessee Tuxedo and Shumbly would make that movie great! I thought you'd have to go for Big Hoss, but you got the Chumster. Good job! I'm really interested in this really original film
Starting point is 00:39:06 That's coming up next It's just a description of Star Wars the Phantom Menace next I don't remember the good fairy being there, but sure Who would his friend sorry whose Adventures of Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Menace. Pooh and his friends, Ash and his friends, Good Fairy, Slimer and Stapuff. Ash and his friends. Showing forces with the Galactic Republic and new allies.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Wait, the Republic of the Bad Guy? Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Jar Anakin Skywalker Jar Jar Biggs are to need to and the people of both the Gun guns and Naboo and that was now it's just forces Although they take to trade Federation Team Rocket and the leaders of the Sith. Yeah Obviously, what's what's the next one right after so this is as we mentioned like there's a there's an ordinality There's a consistent chrono chronology, right? So like, there's a consistent chronology. Right, so like that was like a long, long time ago in the galaxy far, far away. If you've been following the plot, you know, for the last three hitter movies, you know
Starting point is 00:40:14 what's coming next. It's Pooh's Adventures of Harriet Tubman. Oh, I'm flashing back in the Smurfs and in Winkies. Pooh and his friends meet Harriet Tubman for the first time and join her family as they travel through the underground railroad to seek freedom. Wait, so is Pooh enslaved? No, but the Smurfs don't approve of George Washington owning slaves. I'll tell you that much. Why would you break that? Well wait a minute. This whole episode is going to fold in on itself.
Starting point is 00:40:50 I'm going to skip for Poo's Adventures of Cool Runnings. Okay, great. Poo and his friends join Irving Blitzer and Darius Banach as they compete in the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics as part of Team Jamaica against other teams from around the world and their old enemies the Bowser family Dr. Robotnik and Metal Sonic. No, it's not Dr. Robotnik. Who is it?
Starting point is 00:41:14 Oh, Dr. Robo-nik. Unaffiliated. Tino Tonytini meets Tarzan. Tino Tonytini. From the week before. Tino Tonitini meets Tarzan. Tino Tonitini! From the week I first- Tino and his friends travel to Africa to meet Tarzan, his adopted gorilla family, and his
Starting point is 00:41:36 friends Turk and Tantor for the first time. Soon Tarzan defeats the evil Cheetah Sabur, and Professor Porter and his daughter Jane arrive in Africa. However, they soon must defend Tarzan's home and family from the hunter who arrived with the Porter's, Clayton. Wow. What the fuck was any of that? A lot of that was Tarzan. Winnie the Pooh.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Winnie the Pooh and the Halloween tree. Yeah, I don't really read this. Yeah, so, so. Wait, that's the only one that only has Winnie the Pooh in the fucking title. And that's Winnie the Pooh. Fucking crossover, get out of here. Get out of here with that shit.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Winnie the Pooh met Harriet Tubman earlier, we knew that. Harriet Tubman was the co-star. So now we're going to be moving into the actual sort of blog posts from the community. Because obviously having learned a little bit about some of these characters. I think we're all interested to know the minds that would make these characters. Yeah. Okay. So my name is Carlton Heroes and I have an announcement to make. I will go to Disneyland this July or August and the truth is I will give the painting to it Mickey Mouse and Bob Iger
Starting point is 00:43:08 you're gonna give them a painting yeah both of them Mickey Mouse and Bob Iger together mm-hmm gonna give them the painting Mickey Mouse and Bob Iger is the chair is the chairman of Disney I am an artist and a writer. I'm the creator of the Peacekeeper Bears. Hold on. Yep. What? What are you looking something up? Just looking. Just looking? Okay. Sounds good. I created them for 10 years. I will tell the Disney studio about the Peacekeeper Bears and to make a film about them.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Wow. It's cool. Bob Iger is always there at Disneyland. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you got for me? Come on! Come on!
Starting point is 00:43:56 I'm running low on ideas. Just sitting there chain-smoking. Does Peacekeeper Bears show up in this document? Can I read a little bit about the Peacekeeper Bears? I suppose you'd have to, yeah. Oh, oh, oh! Yeah, what do you got? What do you got? Alright, the Peacekeeper Bears are a group of humanoid bears.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Great. They represent all the countries and promote world peace. Oh, okay! Their members, Ichabod is a faithful and handsome American bear. He is the leader. And he is a beautiful and lovely British bear. Romeo is a lovable and confident French bear. Okay, this is starting to sound like a Harvey Birdman episode. Willie is a sweet and friendly German bear. Eustace is a cautious but a courageous Italian
Starting point is 00:44:37 bear. Italian Eustace. Bene. Benne. There's a lot of these. Let me see. Oh, I've got one for you. Amigo is a smooth Spanish bear. I want to know about boots. Boots? Where's boots? HC. Oh, HC is a strong Canadian bear. And is tough but gentle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:04 We went over that in intro. H.C. and Lily laugh. Lily is a humble and shy Dutch bear. Her personality is based on Basvel from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Oh. Uh, let's see. Basvel is famously Dutch. And...
Starting point is 00:45:20 Well, that's alright, that's alright. Actually, cause, cause, cause, you know, you can spend a little bit time there with the peacekeeper bears By yourself because while you're doing that I know that I know that Jack chick actually has Oh, there's drawings of all these guys That's great. I know that oh fuck wow those drawings are That's what gets you off, huh? All right, well... Oh my god! Well... Well...
Starting point is 00:45:47 All right. Jack Chick, I know that you've got an idea. I'm so sorry, SimbaFan here. SimbaFan96 has an idea for a new Pooh adventure movie. I sure do. You want to give it to me? Yeah, so this is Pooh's Adventures of Pooh Let the Dogs Out! Yeah! Yeah! What year was this written? 2014! Alright, fantastic!
Starting point is 00:46:13 Yeah, absolutely. Alright. 2014, the year of the Bahama- the Bahaman, that's what they called it. Bahamand. The Bahamand. Bahamand. Bahamans. Bahamans? Bahamans. Bahamamamas? It'll be about Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore, Rabbit, Piglet, Simba, Timon, Pumba, Tennessee Tuxedo, Chumlee, Yakko, Wacko, Dog Warner, Bounce and Buster Great. Plucky Duck, Hampton, Fifi LaFume, Phineas Flynn, Ferb Fletcher, Dipper and Mabel Pines, Shaggy, Scooby, Fred, Daphne, Velma, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Rouge, Omega, Amy Rose, Cream, Big, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Silver, Blaze, Cosmo
Starting point is 00:47:13 the Seadrian, and Emery traveling to the bomb house for their vacation. Do you feel like you have the full list of characters? I probably don't. I feel like there's gonna be more. Okay. So they encounter the Baja men. Oh, oh good! I suppose they would have to. Who are looking for a group of dogs who were let out of the pound by an unknown person. Also, did they like charter a jet together? Like this is so many characters. I think they have a steamship that they drive around. They all team up and they travel across the world looking for the dogs and more importantly
Starting point is 00:47:59 the person who let the dogs out in the first place. Nice. If you like the idea, tell me what you think. Carmen Sandiego at it again. Heelys. So again, we're here in the sort of like community section. We're looking at the blog posts of these innovative people. But Baldwin 17's got a little bit of a problem Baldwin 17's got a bit of a problem yeah I've got a bit of a problem
Starting point is 00:48:35 oh a cyber bully problem oh no it seems the devil himself has set his sights on torturing me. Okay. I already know that someone has drove one of our own to his, oh, failed attempted suicide. Well now it seems that he's striking me on my YouTube channel. Ah! Wait.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Which, who? The devil himself. The devil himself. channel however I feel no pain from the words these people have said be it to me or one of our own but I keep some of the passages of the Bible that speak of treating others the way you want to be treated in case Satan hasn't seen them where do you keep them? Like, are they like in a bandolier, like that guy from Blues Traveler? Well, as you'll see pretty soon, they're spring-loaded on my wrists. Oh!
Starting point is 00:49:35 Magic! In all honesty, someone must take a stand against the critics and their words against both us and our works. I am one of them and I know there are many others out there. We must unite and form a brotherhood similar to the Brotherhood of Assassins in Assassin's Creed. I was just thinking that. Wow, simpatico baby. Yeah, the only difference is that we will not kill. We will try to revert with our words of wisdom so You were kind of close so you jump off of
Starting point is 00:50:13 The you know the Cathedral Notre Dame And then you pull out a Bible verse and hand it to a guy No, you run up to the Pope from behind and you say forgive me No, you run up to the Pope from behind and you say, Forgive me! United we stand, together we rise, and together we dominate. Oh! Oh cool, I love Manowar lyrics. Do ya?
Starting point is 00:50:37 We are the brotherhood of the creatives! We stand against cyberbullies and put them in their place yeah man I got really weird in their later years if you agree then sound off and join the brotherhood of the creatives just take the following oath I hereby promise upon all that is good to forever stand against the oppressor known as the cyberbully And to help those who are targeted by the oppressor from choosing the way of devil and death So help me God If you have taken the oath welcome to the Brotherhood, oh
Starting point is 00:51:20 So you have some sort of you have some sort of motto that remember our motto Oh, so you have some sort of motto then? Remember our motto, Vottoria Pri Creativi e Vittoria Peri Popolo, which is Italian and ... Not Latin, not Latin. No, it's Italian and translates to victory to the creatives and victory to the people. Definitely didn't happen with Google Translate No, no So that's awesome, dude. That's great. You seem
Starting point is 00:51:53 like a fun child and Tell me about your birthday My birth my birthday. Yeah your birthday. Yeah. Oh, it's my bday Well, it's this and this is um a couple months later almost. That's like half a year later Well, it's that time of year again the time for my birthday to roll around I may be 22 years old this Monday But I live by something that I learned from a very wise person. That being, age is but a number.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Wow, you're so... Oh boy. Yeah. I may be 22 years old or young, depending on how you want to view it. Or way too old for this stupid website. No, I think exactly as old as the- I hear a cyberbullying! The Brotherhood! No!
Starting point is 00:52:57 Quick, forgive him! I took the oath, I'm sorry, I have to act. No, no, that's interesting. You're bounded by creativity. Quick! Forgive him! I took the oath. I have to- I'm sorry, Levin. I have to act. No, no, that's interesting. You're bounded by creativity. I may be twenty-three years old, but I'm not gonna stop working on the fandom that I care for. Mine! The one that I made up. That's right. With that being said, my first film, Pooh's Adventures of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, is almost uploaded on Pandora.
Starting point is 00:53:32 Almost, okay. Though in multiple parts. You put movies on there? Okay. Stay tuned to when he and the Pooh meet Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, pages for further updates. Select all, copy, paste, email to my mother! Snow White and the Seven Dwarves pages for further updates. Select all, copy paste, email to my mother!
Starting point is 00:53:50 This is so fucking stupid. Alright so we've got some stories here. Actually, I don't want to move on Bob 117 yet. Alright, so we've got some stories here, and all of these stories... I don't want to move on to Baldwin 17 yet, because Healy's... Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Hey, Baldwin 17, tell us more about you. Well, I'm Baldwin17 and I've got a self-portrait of me nude with, I don't know, Elsa maybe? I'm not sure what that is. She really likes you.
Starting point is 00:54:33 What are your three tags? Administrator, inactive, inactive. Twenty-six years old, owner and founder of ReMaster Productions. It's just like Dozerfleet Productions, I believe. What did you create? And creator of fan fiction. I actually think that that technically makes it more successful than Dozerfleet Productions. True.
Starting point is 00:55:03 Recently returned to Pooh's Adventure Wiki to assistant management rearrangement. Oh, thank you for your service. I have made 12,908 edits and 7,126 posts. You've been here for five years, what else? To me, the brotherhood, to me. My God. All right,, alright, alright, alright.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Um, uh, fuck. Uh, fuck. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. These are all scripts. We've got a- we're gonna have to choose a scene. Um, and so your choices. Uh, so this is, uh, this is from Pooh's Adventures of the Crucible right? yeah, you know the crucible that's going to be tough to beat for me to be honest
Starting point is 00:55:54 we're going to, yeah, no no no no no no I'm saying both of these are different scenes from the crucible oh, okay yeah yeah yeah yeah so we're going to be reading from the crucible but yeah, so actually, you know, as a fan, which would you like to read here? Mary Warren accuses John... ...or sad ending?
Starting point is 00:56:14 I think I gotta go with sad ending. Alright, great! So here is the sad ending. The sad ending to Pooh's Adventures of the Crucible. Jesus Christ. All right, all right, here we go. The wagon carries John, Rebecca, and Martha to the hanging area. While the people cry and speak, the wagon stops and some women sob. Martha walks up first, John is next, Rebecca is last. That is a thing that I needed to narrate. The order in which people were walking! Right. There you go.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Okay. Not that the three of them walk, but the order that they walked in. Okay. Um, Mr. Hale appears with his horse. Pooh and his friends appear running and stopping. Mr. Proctor! Sherman, can't you see? The man ties his ropes around John, Martha, and Rebecca's necks. She looks at Francis Nurse, who stands watching. Our father, which art in heaven hallowed be thy name.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Thy kingdom come, thy will be done. Thy will done. Thy will done. Thy will done. Thy will done. Thy will done. Do it, thy. On earth, on earth, as it is in heaven, give us this day and our daily bread,
Starting point is 00:57:50 and forgive us our trespassers as we forgive them who trespass against us. Lead us not temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom Rebecca hangs the power and the glory Martha hangs John hangs by the man Sherman gasps of a Maria from Fontasia place Tasia
Starting point is 00:58:37 Or non Disney music yeah, we're not dizzy music that's okay It should be night on ball down the perfect thing okay so here's some more actions whose face turned sad Tigger no apostrophe apostrophe but no s face turns look sad Oh John! Alice, sobs! Oh Yogi, I'm so- I am sorry about John Proctor. I'm sorry about it too. Here you go buddy! He's like Digger! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're sobbing, but you're still alright with it. It's sobbing!
Starting point is 00:59:21 Something's very sad. Oh of course it's sad! Shag sobs! Guys, there's nothing I can do. Let's get back home! Come on, Piglet! Sobs! Come on, Yogi!
Starting point is 00:59:38 And fade out. So, that's, uh, yep! Pretty... Pretty good! So that's uh, yep. Pretty... Well, hangings are real sad aren't they? Pretty good! It's literally the crucible happens and then they're just there! Yep. Yep. And Mr. Peabody faces it and goes,
Starting point is 00:59:56 There's nothing I can do. This is... People are hanged. Other people notice that they're hanged. And the moral of the story is... People were hanged! Other people noticed that they're hanged! And the moral of the story is... I mean, that's the advantage of fandom, right? Is you don't actually need to develop your character so they can just be there.
Starting point is 01:00:16 Uh, okay, so Jack, do you want to just take this... There's a long list of Pooh's Adventures titles. Do you want to take the first group here, please? Sure. So these are... existing movies. Okay, great. Such as...
Starting point is 01:00:35 Pooh's Adventures of Bionicle, Mask of Light. Pooh's Adventures of Turbo, a Power Rangers movie. Pooh's Adventures of Little Shop of Horrors. Pooh's Adventures of Circle of Life, parentheses, environmental film. Wait, is that allowed? Winnie the Pooh and the Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, the Legendary Crimeous I'm gonna scream as I hold it. Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha!
Starting point is 01:01:10 Alice Poo and Robin Hood's Adventures of the Lord of the Rings. Oh. Oh. Poo's Adventures of Cats. Winnie the Pooh, Hundred Acre Digimon. Wow! Which, parentheses, short for equal. Pooh's Adventures of the Thief of Baghdad. Pooh's Adventures of Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah. Okay, alright, alright.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Pooh's Adventures of Harriet Tubman. Boring. Pooh's Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa's Adventures of Brandy and Miskrwhiskr's colon, two heads are not better than one. Well that one's that's money right there. Just imagine the poster. It is, oh it's on Dailymotion! Alright, great.
Starting point is 01:02:04 So it's allowed. Whoos Adventures of Cool Runnings. Poos Adventures of Mr. Meaty, colon, Mooch Master P. Winning Poos says Hocus Pocus. Poos Adventures of Epic Movie. Censored. Censored! Oh, it's censored! Poos Adventures of My Little Pony, Friendship is is magic full movie Wow Wow whoever got dibs on that must have been the first person on
Starting point is 01:02:29 this wiki We need it might have been Ryan that guy's fucking cool. He's the coolest guy of all time Winnie the Pooh in the world of the avatar Winnie the Pooh Po the World of the Avatar. Winnie the Pooh visits the Tower of Terror original. Pooh's Adventures of Adventures in Babysitting 2016. Hang on, really? Oh, the 2016 reboot of Adventures in Babysitting?
Starting point is 01:03:01 Okay, alright. You have a good one Okay Pooh's adventures of Michael Jackson's thriller Remake huh remake huh? The the movie the movie thriller Apparently sure okay, and I want to see Pooh's adventures of Porky's personally, but well sure that makes you okay. Oh boy Oh personally but well sure that makes you okay oh boy oh boy hey those are all the those are all the existing movies but don't worry there's more to come okay
Starting point is 01:03:31 such as such as well I mean you got Winnie the Pooh meets Beetlejuice which is the censored remastered remake and Winnie the Pooh says you're in love Charlie Brown Winnie the Pooh meets Coraline Winnie the Pooh enters the black hole there we go there's my red tube Winnie Pooh's adventures of song in the song of the south maybe not maybe you didn't know I don't think you needed to put that one back in the fucking vault also alsonie the Pooh meets Kangaroo Jack. Also! Also bad! No! No! Equally as bad! Neither of those! That's a good one!
Starting point is 01:04:10 Winnie the Pooh meets Condor Man. Winnie the Pooh gets too fast too furious. Now that I... I might watch that one. I would watch that. Pooh's adventure of Pacific Rim. And uh... Pooh's adventure of Sly Cooper and the Thevious Raccoonus. Right, sure, that needs more of that.
Starting point is 01:04:31 Winnie the Pooh meets Last Starfighter, Pooh's Adventures with Asterisk of Gaal, Pooh's Adventures of Asterisk and Cleopatra, Winnie the Pooh makes a splash. Oh, squirting videos! Alright! Two Winnie's, one Piglet. Censored! It is censored! Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. I can still imagine it.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Pooh's Adventures at the Lemon Party. Pooh, Winnie the Pooh and the Birth of Evil. Pooh's Adventures of the Incredible Mr. Limpet. Pooh's Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Mr. Limpit, Pooh's Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, A Game of Shadows, Pooh's Adventure of Bee Movie, Pooh's Adventures of the Brady Punch Movie, Censored. Of the Bee Movie is also censored. So there's no orgy at the end? I mean, it is implied that beef up that lady
Starting point is 01:05:26 When you go to South Park bigger longer and uncut Censored I think I think it's because they say swears in these movies. Yes. Oh, yeah Yes So they swore in the Brady Bunch movie. Yeah the Brady Bunch of them. Yes, they did okay When either pooh gets rescued from Gilligan's Island. Winnie the Pooh fights with the Incredible Hulk. Winnie the Pooh wins. We all do.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Okay. Pooh's Adventure of Infinity Avengers Affinity War, Part 1. Yay. Note, this is a group project! Yeah, I'm sure it is. And part two is ending. Joss, we can direct that one too? No, it's like twelve different Ryans.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Hahahaha! Winnie the Pooh vs. Hitler, The Rise of Evil. Winnie the Pooh fights in Pearl Harbor. I don't think that's how that goes, but okay. Which side was he? Was he in the plane? Winnie the Pooh bombs Pearl Harbor. Pooh's Adventures in Hiroshima.
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Starting point is 01:07:44 Pooh's Adventures of Sailor Moon. Winnie the Pooh meets Steven Universe. I knew that one had to exist. Winnie the Pooh. Well yeah, Ryan already got two nicknames from Steven Universe characters. Now. Winnie the Pooh goes to Gravity Falls.
Starting point is 01:07:59 Pooh's Adventures of Digimon Fren- Fren-i-x-y. Fren-i-x-y. Digimon. Digimon. Fren-i-x-y. Frenixie. Digimon Frenixie. Frenixie. Frenixie. Frenixie. Frenix the Hutt-Hunt. Poos adventures of Kill La Kill, censored.
Starting point is 01:08:16 Winnie the Pooh says, kill me baby. That's right. Kill me daddy. I was thinking more like a ring-a-ding-ding kill me baby! Kill me baby! Winnie the Pooh meets Bo-Wiggles. What did we learn from any of this F+. I think this might be Kingdom Hearts fault
Starting point is 01:08:56 Well, no in a very the very specific form this takes of the character stand around and watch another piece of media happen that's like a lot of Kingdom Hearts and and I don't I don't think people this young and I know there's exceptions in here But I don't think people this young or have played fucking Kingdom Hearts. Oh, that's a good point actually Yeah, I don't really think this audience is that young like it felt like the people were reading there was hallmarks of them being older than Then they should be It isn't just Kingdom Hearts like this is just like what media is doing.
Starting point is 01:09:26 But I just specifically where they just stand around and the Crucible happens. That just felt a lot like a Kingdom Hearts scene to me. Where Sora would be like, oh, no, John Proctor. That's that's the more that's going to be the more serious next game. Yeah. Oh, no, John Proctor. Oh, dear. It is true because it's like, from the actual list, the people that are sort of in this community, it's not like they enjoy specific media. They enjoy media as as a as a concept like mass media Like as an omni because a panopticon is good
Starting point is 01:10:07 Yeah And so they're just like it would be great if there was more media I wish there was media from the the companies that I know Which which like is a I mean, it's a prevailing thought right? It's a prevailing thought like it's almost like there's a prevailing thought, right? It's a prevailing thought. Like, it's almost... Like, there's a level where you wouldn't have to get that high for this to look like satire. You know what I mean? Like, where there's like... There's like the covers where it's like Marvel's Adventures, Infinity War, and then there's like Bowser and like SpongeBob and like all these other characters on it,
Starting point is 01:10:42 where like, that's... It looks like satire, actually. I know that you didn't write it that way it were like that's it looks like satire actually I know that you didn't write it that way, but that's how it looks like I think there are people listening who are arguing that right now And they're wrong This is just one crazy fucking person No It's a it's it's a community. I know for a fact that it's not. Okay. It's a, it's, it's a rotating collection of crazy people.
Starting point is 01:11:05 Okay. I, the thing is, the thing is that actually these all, a lot, I mean, these fandom wikis are largely the same community, just like their focus is slightly different and they overlap in specific ways. Like I've run into the, like I I wander into the Pooh's Fanon Wiki from the Supernanny Fanon Wiki into the, the, the Pokemon Elizabeth Storybook Fanon Wiki. Like, like, and then, like, they all connect, and then you end up at some, then you end up with some, like, 30-something-year- old mom complaining about how Kim possible's house isn't physically possible.
Starting point is 01:11:51 There's a thing on this site. I've realized, uh, like from the, uh, from the intro that we had is that, is that, you know, if somebody takes dibs on a thing, nobody else can do it. And there's a lot of pages on here are just like squatting, like, like, right. Like Ryan has squatted on Ryan's Adventures of Ready Player One, which has no content in it. It says trivia blank will guest star this film. So that's why all those question marks exist.
Starting point is 01:12:19 They're just going, so is everyone just opening up pages and just writing first? Yeah. Yep. Yeah. This is a good website. It's a. Yep. Yeah. This is a good website. It's a good website. Yeah, it's a good website. It's a good website.
Starting point is 01:12:30 It's a good idea. It's a good use of time. When you think about it, there's going to be, like, Ryan's Adventures in whatever is going to be a pretty hot commodity. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, Ryan's Adventures in Ready Player One. I mean, he's so popular and cool. For whatever reason, he has not claimed Ryan's Adventures in Ready Player Two, absolutely. Yeah, right. Ryan's Adventures in Ready Player One. I mean, he's so popular and cool. For whatever reason, he has not claimed Ryan's Adventures in Ready Player Two.
Starting point is 01:12:49 So. He doesn't want to make promises he can't keep. In this movie, Ernest Cline gets shot out of a cannon and Winnie the Pooh watches. Ryan's Adventures and I Have Two DeLoreans in my garage. Oh no, this is so sad. And Winnie the Pooh says, look at all of his brain matter splattering on the wall. And Tigger says, yup, he sure is dead.
Starting point is 01:13:15 He's a dead person. Oh bother. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Uh, our website is always thefpl.us if you go to slash merch after that it depends on where you're listening but as of right now there's mouse pads there's mouse pads that are drawn in the Ed Roth style of a goblin sort of like tied into a laptop, very excited about being on the internet,
Starting point is 01:13:46 and then it says, I love content. And we might be the only shirt, we might have the only shirt on the internet that says, I love Utah on the front. and that's very interesting on the back. I think we very well might be probably the only shirt that does that. Popscotch Goblin. Popscotch Goblin. Bye bye. I guess I'll just learn some more about Ryan. Because somewhere in here was Ryan's enemy. Which is Rhyvine. Rhyvine Sparktron.
Starting point is 01:14:42 It was pretty cool, but not as cool as Ryan. Yep. It's definitely not as cool as Ryan. When he heard that Ryan has become a Prime Prince, he decides to be the polar opposite with his title of, quote, plunder vine prince of dark friendship. It's just, it's like poetry, you know? quote, plunder vine prints of dark friendship. It's just it's like poetry, you know? Thanks for watching guys!

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