The F Plus - 50: What's Louisville Got To Do With It?

Episode Date: June 5, 2011

Over the last couple months, the so-called "legitimate press" has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monito...r its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizational surveillance which the goverment has put in place specifically to annoy some woman named Connie Marshall. This week, The F Plus rethinks their millinery choices. (Look it up)

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The interviewer asks, how do you prove to the voter and convince them that this lady is not talking crazy? And she responds, there are too many victims. They would like you to think that. They would love you to think that. I know CIA is watching me. I'm a target of the FBI and the MRC. I do not sleep, I spend my nights worrying about satellites Putting iron to the sky and I did not tell the people why
Starting point is 00:00:28 Do not sleep, I spend my nights worrying about satellites My neighbors Hey there, welcome to the F-B-I-N-E-M-N-E-M-R-C Podcast. Terrible things, bread with enthusiasm. My name is Lemon. And I'm Bunny Bread. And this week we're going to introduce you to a woman named Connie Marshall. Connie Marshall.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Connie Marshall is a citizen of Louisville, Kentucky. I must correct you. Just one moment. It's pronounced Louisville. That's right. In Kentucky itself, I believe it's pronounced Louisville, Kentucky. And she is a TI. Yes. She has many, many duets with Rihanna. Rihanna has bailed her out in several cases. Amateur mistake right there. No, a TI actually means targeted individual.
Starting point is 00:01:10 Oh, I'm sorry. She is a targeted individual by racist, corrupt officials on every level in her state. Every level? Yes, everyone on a government paycheck in Kentucky, including the electric company. The meter maids? Judges, the meter maids, judges, the meter maids. Racist meter maids. Racist meter maids.
Starting point is 00:01:31 They are all attempting to make her crazy. And between me and you, I think it might be working. Oh no. Oh God, not my Connie. Such a strong, strong-hearted individual. Okay. I know. No, she's being attacked by laser beams from
Starting point is 00:01:47 space. Are these racist laser beams? They actually are. They are white laser beams, and for some reason they hate black lasers. She is a black laser. We must mention I think that's spoiled now.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Oh, no. So that's what we have. We're going to be spending the entire podcast on Connie Marshall, not just because she is not particularly comfortable with the written word, but because in the pantheon of paranoia, if there was a Greek pantheon of paranoia, this is Zeus. This is the Zeus of paranoid people. She's given birth to all other paranoia. This is Zeus. This is the Zeus of paranoid people.
Starting point is 00:02:26 She's given birth to all other paranoia. Alright, let's get to the readers. Alright. In the room tonight, we have Boots Reingear. It is common knowledge that Kentucky is illegal taking children for federal funding. Bunnybread. Good evening, ladies. Have you met Mr. Woodchuck?
Starting point is 00:02:44 Jack Chick. Only half as good as the other leading Japanese group on site. Kumquats up. I put the K in V2K. Victor Laszlo. June 2010 was designated as the month to collectively report electromagnetic assaults. And Lemon. I received a call from 000, which was a man stating,
Starting point is 00:03:05 you're going to end up dead. My TV is watching me. My TV is watching me. L. Ron Hubbard is messing with me. The bats are flying, baby, can't you see? Oh, the CBS eye is with me. The bats are flying, baby, can't you see? Oh, the CBSI is watching me. I need my lithium, baby, can't you see? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:36 All right, Victor, if you would go down to alert, I do fear for my life. Oh, my God, what a wall of text. Yep. Alert, I do fear for my life oh my god what a wall of text yep alert i do fear for my life though my street has not had incidents of people being pulled over searched stopped arrested etc on december 4th 2010 i heard noise in my driveway and there were four louisville metro police officers searching two black men whose car they had allowed to be pulled up, almost to my front door, on my personal property in my driveway. Okay. I did not know these men, and I asked the police to get out of my driveway, as on my street everyone parks in their driveway.
Starting point is 00:04:21 Therefore, there is plenty of open space for the police to search these guys on the street. The police refused to leave my personal property and did not arrest the two black men. I heard one of them say, Ma'am, sorry we got stopped because we made a wrong turn.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Whenever police don't arrest two black men, that's the sign of a conspiracy. She would not have feared for her life a wrong turn. Whenever police don't arrest two black men, that's the sign of a conspiracy. She knows a little crime. She's going to say. She would not have feared for her life had they been arrested. The police and the guys they stopped were talking about seeing each other somewhere before and laughing. Actually, the whole thing looked
Starting point is 00:04:58 staged. I reported these police officers to police professional standards in my town. I was told by either 911 or professional standards that the names of two of the police officers were Mark Moore and Derek Hurley from the 2nd Division. This is the world's crappiest flashbob. Hey, let's pretend to arrest a guy! I don't know why we bought this police car and all these uniforms for this bullshit.
Starting point is 00:05:27 When I told them that there were two other officers at the scene, two police cars and four officers, they did not have the other two listed and did not know who they were. See Professional Standards Police Complaint 10-485 filed by me on December 7, 2010, soon to be listed
Starting point is 00:05:44 on the page entitled Police Reports. Okay, on it. All right. I will see that. A second incident occurred around December 22, 2010, and I was told that the police were again in front of my house because the people visiting me from out of town could not get in the driveway. Wait a sec. She's got company. They're coming to visit her. They can't get in her driveway. Wait a sec. She's got company. They're coming to visit her.
Starting point is 00:06:07 They can't get in her driveway, so police. Yes. Did I miss anything? Yes, because the people visiting me from out of town could not get in the driveway. Her driveway is a national landmark. You've got to understand this. That driveway is her personal property.
Starting point is 00:06:23 It is. I guess things work differently. you've got to understand this. Well, that driveway is her personal property. It is. Right. So, because they... But... Well, I guess things work differently. You just don't get it because you're Canadian. Yeah. Yeah. This is America, Jack.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Well, don't you need a gun then? I mean... Yes. Would that just solve it all? Why don't you have a gun? Yeah, I think a black person confronting the police with a gun would solve everything
Starting point is 00:06:45 in Kentucky especially alright alright my concern on February 27 2011 a woman from Tennessee drove to my house to go to the meeting in Washington on March 1
Starting point is 00:07:01 2011 entitled the Presidential Commission for the Study of Bioethical Issues, as we are targeted individuals of directed energy weapons and we're going there to speak regarding humans' rights abuses. Oh, they have a little crazy party together. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:07:17 We were going to be picked up at my house by people from Cincinnati attending the Washington meeting. Millicent told me her story regarding being a targeted individual by an officer, not sure what branch he is with, in her town and I gave her some advice as she states her torture is V2K
Starting point is 00:07:34 and sexual stimulation slash rape assaults, physical assaults, etc. Is that the V2K level? I have spoken with her and listened to her cry on more than one occasion as we have stayed in touch
Starting point is 00:07:48 and speak on the telephone which of course is tapped Hold on, hold on Oh wait, wait, bingo! You know, I'm calling bullshit right here because Louisville is not on the way to Cincinnati. You wouldn't go from Cincinnati to Louisville on your way to D.C. Oh, sure, in your government-issued maps, maybe they aren't.
Starting point is 00:08:14 She's making all of this up. Yeah, that's just what the police want you to think. They were doubling back to try to lose their tail. I guess that's what they were doing. Yeah, yeah. They're doubling back to try to lose their tail. I guess that's what they're doing. Yeah, yeah. Well, I just followed up that V2K thing,
Starting point is 00:08:27 and I found a page in pink with Sans Serif font. Yes, that's voice to skull. Ooh, nice. I'm not sure why K is skull, but... Voice to cull. On March 10, 2011, at 4.07 p.m., once again, I heard noise in front of my house and looked out and saw a solid white car, older model, in front of my house, license plate number 205KST. Oh, I'm on it. Behind the car was a solid Cranberry truck, later model, Tennessee tags, license number 424TXF.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Later, Mom. Tennessee tags, license number 424TXF. The lights were flashing, I believe inside the Cranberry truck, as if it were a police car, though it did not have any police markings on the truck. I like that police part. That was good. It was a flatbed with a piece on each side by the back window in black trim that came out on the bed. Two men got out with police on the back of their dark blue shirts. I got my camera and took pictures. Okay, so there's pictures,
Starting point is 00:09:30 right? You have pictures of this event happening? No. Right? When I tried to use my telephone, the call was being rerouted and I was not able to call out as the call was being rolled over. Oh, god damn it! One of the police officers was white and the other was black.
Starting point is 00:09:46 They looked around the same age, maybe between 39 to 45, height probably about 5 feet 9 inches. The black, medium brown one, asked me if they could help me because they saw me taking pictures. He also stated, ma'am, do you need something? Can we help you with something? As if he was trying to get me to argue with him. What? That's imitation to an argument? Hello, how are you doing? Oh, I'm not taking your bait.
Starting point is 00:10:17 They told the black guy, dark skin around 40 or 49, in the white car to move over on the driver's side as he was the only one in the car and he was sitting on the passenger side and they all drove off there was again no arrest cranberry police truck from tennessee then pulled in front of my house and sat there for a minute and then drove off again the whole thing looked staged why are people doing performance art in your driveway, lady? I called the Louisville Metro Police Department
Starting point is 00:10:48 area code 502-574-7111 in my town and they stated that they did not dispatch anyone. I also called 911 in my town and they stated that they did not dispatch anyone. And they hung up on me promptly.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Well, clearly she didn't call, like, the Ocean Spray Secret Service. And then, Victor, would you please, for our listeners, just describe the two photos that you're looking at. Okay, well, here's a picture of a truck and the police truck resembled this type of truck. Right, and it's an
Starting point is 00:11:19 orange truck. It's an orange truck. It's cranberry. Well, I would say it's more orange, but alright. And the car the police stopped was about as old as this car, but not exactly the same. I love this precision.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I'm here. Okay. Alright. Okay. That. Okay. That was all fun and games, but now we're going to move on to something that is a serious subject. We're going to move on to the subject of terrorism.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Specifically electromagnetic terrorism. Oh, shit. Oh? Jack Check, if you want to take this voice to skull and please again, you need to describe what photos
Starting point is 00:12:11 we're looking at before this happens Okay Which Three photos above a letter Wait, wait, wait Can you first read the FYI disclaimer at the very top? Okay, FYI If you first read the FYI disclaimer at the very top? Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:26 FYI, if you find missing text or misspelled words on this site, some may be an error. My error. However, a lot of it is being done by corrupt officials in my state. I like that. I like that. I really do. HTML terrorism! Next time I have to put together a report for Parliament, and there's mistakes, and they'll be like, no, it's the corrupt opposition party.
Starting point is 00:12:52 They put them in there. It wasn't me. Boots, has this ever happened to any famous people? Because I'm only interested in things if they happen to famous people. Oh, you want to know about celebrity and or public figures that are victims slash survivors of electronic harassment and or gang stalking, comma, etc. Period. Semicolon.
Starting point is 00:13:11 That's pretty much exactly what I wanted to know, yes. Okay. That's not a semicolon, by the way. Don't try to pretend like this is classy. It's a normal thing. Why is the top dot bigger than this? Oh, whatever. No, it's just because the underlining sort of makes it... Oh, I get it.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Because the government. Right. Right. The government is shrinking the bottom dot on the colon. All right. Number one. Ray Charles Jr., son of Ray Charles, the singer, is also a victim of electronic harassment.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Do the following search in a search engine to pull up an audio interview of this young man. So here's what you need to type in. Labvirus.wordpress.com, Ray Charles, Jr., all in quotations. All in quotations? So that's going to actually look for that in succession. It's going to have to be that exact phrase. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:15 And then click on the website regarding Audio Doug Miller and Ray Charles Jr. on today's The Story Behind the Story, hosted by Dr. A. True Ott, PhD, ND, March 29, 2010. Note, they are attacking my mind through electromagnetic assaults while I type this entry. It is June 15, 2010, 9.20 a.m. Oh, my.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Wait, what is that even? Number two, the second celebrity. Candidate for governor of Kansas 2010, Miss Joan Heffington, is a TI-targeted individual. Hear her interview at http://www.raubingandmegan.com slash podcast.php It's their only podcast episode. So you decided to actually give us a link this time. All right, fuck it. Just skip down to a prayer for us.
Starting point is 00:15:14 Okay. And then some other celebrities that you've never heard of. Yeah. They're celebrities, though. A prayer for us. Like, one's a former vice mayor, so that's pretty much his... That's as high as this goes.
Starting point is 00:15:27 There's the directory of the Bighorn Desert View Water Agency. That's a notable celebrity. Sure. That's true, when you think about it. A prayer for us. My prayer is... And that's how you should begin all prayers. My prayer is...
Starting point is 00:15:43 Dear Heavenly Father, you said that anything we ask in the name of your son Jesus, you would grant. And Father, we ask that you immediately put an end to these horrible atrocities against mankind. And we ask this in Jesus' name. Amen. Did we pray to get rid of whatever was afflicting this poor woman in the photo beneath? You mean headache and exhaustion? Yeah, that's the one.
Starting point is 00:16:10 And then like a stock photo from an Advil ad? Yep. Oh, okay. Wait, there's one more. Oh, shit. Wait, no. Actually, back up. I forgot about this. Okay, so
Starting point is 00:16:26 on the homepage, BunnyBread, if you want to scroll down to I am watched even in my private moments. Oh. For some reason it's kind of hard to keep track of what I wanted to read in this
Starting point is 00:16:41 dense and possibly lame fucking website. I feel like I need a machete to cut through half of these fucking words. Okay. Alright. Well, Boots, I was disappointed that you didn't give your shot at American Southern bullshit accent, but we're right back in this wing of things. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:16:59 Yay! I am washed even in my private moment. Oh my god. Number Oh, my God. Number one, with a titty on the side of it. In 2008, my grandson, age 14, stated, Nana, your TV downstairs beeps at you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Yeah. Letter two. In April 2010, Cassandra and Leslie, guess from out of town, I guess, stayed at my home to attend a meeting. Now we know their names. Cassandra was attacked in my home. Oh, no. By like a burglar or like a rapist or like a.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Pretty much, you know, the same level. Okay. It was attacked in my home by electromagnetic assaults. Oh, that's pretty much the same thing. That's a thing that exists. It's not just Cassandra now. Leslie was attacked in my home and my car by electromagnetic assaults, plural. Do those like make you spell poorly, or what?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Don't. All right. Roman numeral E backwards. My niece, age 50? What the fuck? I'm 172 years old. Came to live with my... Well, that means your niece is really young.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Yeah, well, she's a spring chicken. My niece came to live with me briefly in July 2-0-L-0. Three days after she arrived, she stated, what the fuck is that clicking noise? In the TI community, the clicking noise you hear in your ear
Starting point is 00:18:39 is something that they do to acclimate you to some of the technology that they use in the attacks and or programming. A lot of us have heard the clicking. Why would they want you to be acclimated to something they're attacking you with? I want you to use these bullets, so I'm going to...
Starting point is 00:18:56 So you build up tolerance, duh. So you won't respond to it, because this is what... Alright, number four is fantastic, though. Alright, four. it because this is what oh all right number four is fantastic though all right four i woke up one more into a man stating they wanted to see some beaver for those who don't know i want to help out some of you. Boo, shut up. We have to hear this explanation
Starting point is 00:19:27 so we know what's... Exactly. We need to learn something from this fucking podcast. Beaver is a word that used to be used when referencing the vagina of a woman. Whoa!
Starting point is 00:19:43 There is so much to laugh at in that sentence. Who wanted to see some beaver? The band stated they wanted to see some beaver. He time-traveled from the past. Referencing the vagina of a woman. Now, for the vagina of a man, the term is Woodchuck.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Hello, ladies. My name is Woodchuck. During this time, I lived alone. Because, you know, nobody was sleeping in my bedroom except me. Therefore, there was no man in my home. So what you just wrote was bullshit? That's called a dream, lady. That's called gang stalking, and you better get used to it. Did anything else horrible happen to you? I hope not.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Well, no. Wait a second, something just occurred to it. Okay. Did anything else horrible happen to you? I hope not. Well, no. Whoa, wait a second. Something just occurred to me. Also, also, hang on there. A few years ago, due to the financial distress this has caused me, my cable service was turned off. Gangstalkers turned your cable off. You're damn right. I woke
Starting point is 00:21:00 up in the middle of the night because I felt someone was watching me. I looked at the cable box and it was on. I got up and started walking toward it and it turned on. What a boring horror movie. Why did you still have a cable box
Starting point is 00:21:18 if your cable service was turned off? I just like the box. Can I keep this as a memento? I cherish our time together, you and me, Comcast. You can keep it. Just let me install this remote camera on it. Oh, is that where I flash my beaver to you? 2005 to present date.
Starting point is 00:21:40 Now, if I walk toward the TV, I ain't an RCD player. They will turn on the sound. owe a CD player, they will turn on the sound. If I walk away, they will turn it off continuously. That's actually really convenient. Well, not really, because there's one specific place you have to stand in for the CD
Starting point is 00:21:57 player. I can't hear Rihanna anymore. She neglected to mention that whenever she moves, she claps. My beaver's real loose. It makes that noise. Alright.
Starting point is 00:22:20 So we've learned a little something about electromagnetic gang stalking and voice to skull but you're probably wondering oh that's not the right link you're probably wondering oh shit I hope there's a way to protect myself from this well there is
Starting point is 00:22:34 and I'm going to walk you through this first I have a prayer which is may the lord give you exactly what you deserve yeah that's right. And this I ask in Jesus' name. Amen. Now, here are some tips for people who are
Starting point is 00:22:51 the victims of mind control and voice to skull. So, wait a minute. Does she actually believe that the Lord gives you exactly what you deserve? So, she had this shit coming, yeah. Like, I'm really confused. She's praying that the Lord do that.
Starting point is 00:23:09 May the Lord give you. There are, first of all, two pieces of clipart I need to explain to you, which is the first is a man and another man knocking knuckles on stairs. Yeah, they're giving dap. They're here to help each other. stairs. Yeah, they're giving dap. They're here to help each other. Right, yeah, they're giving dap on stairs, and then it says, Hi, I'm here to help you. And then there's a woman in a wife beater that's bleeding out of her wrists, I think.
Starting point is 00:23:39 I believe she's lifting her hands from the bondage chains that kept her enslaved. Okay, I'll go with that then. Thanks. I'll also try to help find some tips that will help us. Thanks, former slave lady. As soon as I take care of all this nonsense. Okay. So, poor Mjolnir Shielding, you have a couple options.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Aluminum foil, number one. Yay! Aluminum foil is helpful in not stopping, but helping to detour some of the electromagnetic frequencies. I have personally tried this for relief. Wow, this is actually a fucking tinfoil hat. Yep. Directions.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Directions. Take sheets of aluminum foil. I have to specify that it has to be Reynolds. Oh, damn it, that's what they want you to use. That's their new commercial. Reynolds Wrath. It protects you from gang stalkers. Pretty endorsement.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Okay, so Reynolds, not the cheap dollar store kind. Shiny side up. Important. And then cover head. So just the whole thing. Like, you don't want to see out. No. It's such an afterthought in that sentence.
Starting point is 00:25:09 Before putting this on your head, put something under it because I think I read this. Because I think I read somewhere aluminum foil can absorb and cause Alzheimer's. Wait. Aluminum foil can absorb and cause Alzheimer's. So it absorbs it and then deposits it into your head? Yeah. It catches the free-roaming Alzheimer's from the atmosphere and deposits it in your brain.
Starting point is 00:25:38 It's kind of like a sieve that flips over and just dumps everything out afterwards. After covering head with foil, try to shape on head, preferably with a swan. You can tape it, bobby pin it, tie a scarf around it for a jaunty look, or purchase a hat to hold it on your head.
Starting point is 00:25:58 You have to purchase it, though. You can't use it. I already own a hat, yeah. This is my tinfoil hat. Love the idea of a tinfoil do-rag. If you just got new braids, there's nothing better. Number two, box fan. After being attacked by electromagnetic frequencies,
Starting point is 00:26:18 I have held my head against an ordinary box fan. The vibration of the fan fan and or the copper coil in the fan seems to give some relief from the electromagnetic frequencies. Also, putting a box fax Gangstalkers, putting a box fax close to you
Starting point is 00:26:39 particularly when you are sleeping. Easy load letter. Show me the box facts. So, I have a question. Yeah. Why on earth would a clandestine group of malicious individuals
Starting point is 00:26:56 spend a shitload of time and money creating a manner of assault that was countered by fucking aluminum foil? To make it appear to outsiders that this person is crazy. Because they're working for Reynolds. Anyway, having the fan blowing directly on your head gives some release. For heavy electromagnetic frequency targeting to the mind and sleep deprivation,
Starting point is 00:27:21 use both aluminum foil shielding tips and the box fan at the same time. That might be too much power for most people, Doug. More of an advanced technique. Yeah, that might knock you back to sane or something. You can't have that shit. Okay, what's
Starting point is 00:27:39 the next piece of advice in this? The poor man's shielding the economy means of... I assume you mean tip number three, move around. Oh. Just like running circles. Well, another TI, her name's Cassandra, stated that moving around while the perps are attacking you with the electronic devices also helps. So they're just chasing you around like Benny Hill.
Starting point is 00:28:05 I have tried this tip, and it is also a temporary aid. So the next time you are being attacked, move to another location in your home, i.e., if you are sitting on the sofa and you are being attacked, get up and go sit in a chair in your home in a different location. Also, if you're sleeping at the head of the bed, switch to the foot of the bed, etc. Guys, hang on. I got to go move my laptop here. Also, try sleeping in different rooms, i.e. bedroom, living room, sofa, basement. That's true.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Bottom of the pool, whatever. I have two more tips. First, number four, Epsom salt. Soak in warm water and Epsom salt. It draws the toxins out of your body and seems to also give some temporary... The electromagnetic toxins?
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yeah, electric toxins that are clinging onto your iron in your bloodstream. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, from the electromagnetic frequencies. Directions or on the Epsom salt box. Put your entire body underwater in the Epsom salt. Yes, put your head underwater, too, for as long as you can. But don't drown yourself.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Smile. Wait, do I have to have a box fan while I'm in the bath? Yeah, the box fan has to go underwater with you. Well, no, you can make a tinfoil snorkel. I did enjoy that one. Alright. And number five. Project number five.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Projected sound. Purchase a good set of earplugs. This helps block out the projected sound. If you do not have earplugs, use Kleenex, toilet paper, or napkins. Push them down in your ears and fill entire ears. This is medically sound advice. This helps block out the projected sound. If necessary, put your aluminum foil shielding over your head and ears for
Starting point is 00:30:09 extra shielding. Kind of like a swim cap. Alright. But now we're going to move on to healthy living. Wait, I have a question. What if I'm a rich man? Where's my shielding? If you're a rich man, you probably aren't suffering these problems.
Starting point is 00:30:27 You get deluxe rentals. It's like on the top shelf. Maybe you use two layers even. Yeah, you can afford it. Warbucks. All right. Come call. Will you take us through the healthy living section?
Starting point is 00:30:41 Actually, no, wait. Hold on. They're under shielding tips further down. Oh, yeah? I've been testing easy home shielding for my bedroom. So far, I purchased for myself and my son life energy shields. They're $79.95 each. Working very well so far.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I'd like to use it in my groin area. We'll probably get another one for my body. I put my fingers on the back of the shield during an attack and felt an extremely large quantity of currency hitting the shield, so it does work. Wait, wait. It doesn't protect you from anything, but it feels great. It's really just a stripper
Starting point is 00:31:25 getting shit stuffed out of the G-string. Extreme quantity of currency, hitting the shield. Oh, God. They also carry gauss insoles, which I plan on buying $29.95. Jewelry and more.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Oh, man. Okay. Shield your bed. Layer up using flannel sheets lined with heavy-duty aluminum foil, shiny side up. You can use multiple layers of aluminum foil for this. Secure it to the four corners of your bed. Shield under your bed the same way, shiny side of the foil facing the floor.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Use wooden 2x4s to help prop up the sheets from off the bed. Have one box fan prop up the sheets from off the bed. Have one box fan blow up the sheets and the other blow across from under your bed. Make sure the sheets are in motion. I have felt a tremendous difference when underneath the shielding. Hope this helps. Laura in New York. Also, she was doing this whole thing, subversed in the tub.
Starting point is 00:32:21 We have to find Laura in New York's website. What about someone in Baltimore? Well, I'm hoping that at least one of you has visited LifeEnergyShields.com. I have. With the happy family next to the power plant. And the one guy is floating. Just floating in the air.
Starting point is 00:32:44 That kid is super strong. That's good. Oh my god. That woman, she's trying so hard to be happy but she just can't float like the rest of her family. She's too hampered by electromagnetism. I'm looking at the FAQ right now, and the questions are in order. The questions are, body energy field?
Starting point is 00:33:22 Explain, please. And then the second question, is my body just a large conductor? And then the third question is, wait, what? Okay. Actually, let's not do the healthy eating. Let's do electrical appliances instead.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Kumquat? Electrical appliances. Ah, ah! Yeah. Electrical appliances. One telephones. Cell phones. You can also be tracked through your cell phone, even when it is turned off.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I have also been assaulted via electromagnetic frequencies through my cell phone. To alleviate this problem, take the electromagnetic frequencies through my cell phone. To alleviate this problem, take the battery out of your cell phone. I think it might not work very well. Your call quality may suffer. Also, always talk on speakerphone. And if you are being attacked, cover the phone with aluminum.
Starting point is 00:34:21 And push the aluminum foil down all over the phone. Try to do this in crowded restaurants. Alright, number two. Television. When you are not watching the television, unplug it. Also, unplug the connection to the audio and video on the back of your television set.
Starting point is 00:34:41 It will say audio and video on the back of the television. If it doesn't, this is a disease television. It's not a real television, it's a plane. Placed there by the perf. This is necessary, because when you turn off your television, your audio
Starting point is 00:34:57 is still on, and they can listen to what you are talking about. Oh my god! Oh my god! This is what old people think about the internet, isn't it? It says monitor! Why is it monitoring me? Alright, now you have to talk in italics. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:29 I'm not sure about the video, but I can tell you that I know I am watched in my home, and some very strange things have happened with my television. Okay, now you have to talk in fuchsia italics. Fuchsia bold italics. Yeah. For instance, for over a week, I did not have service through my provider because due to the financial stress this puts on a person's life, I could not afford to pay the bill.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I used to have a TV set in my bedroom, and I woke up and felt as if someone was watching me. I looked at the cable box, and I woke up and felt as if someone was watching me. I looked at the cable box, and it was on. However, I did not turn it on, and I did not have service. I got up out of my bed and started walking toward it, and it suddenly turned off. I no longer put television sets in my
Starting point is 00:36:18 bedroom. There may have been other occurrences that I will share with you at a later date, but my point is you may need to unplug your TV, audio, and video. Thanks, Mrs. Grover. I believe her name is Gertrude, thank you. Three. When going
Starting point is 00:36:39 to bed at night, try to remove electrical appliances from your bedroom, particularly TVs, clocks, radios, telephones, etc. to bed at night, try to remove electrical appliances from your bedroom. Particularly TVs, clocks, radios, telephones, etc. I don't wake up on time ever. Clocks? Some electrical appliances...
Starting point is 00:36:55 You really think this woman has a job, do you? That she has to get up for? Okay. Sorry. Some electrical appliances are used by the perpetrators to transmit frequencies and attack you. Ms. Grover? For instance, I used to keep a telephone in my bedroom.
Starting point is 00:37:19 I woke up to buzzing coming from the telephone. Sounds familiar for some reason. It was off the hook at the time, but... And the telephone was extremely warm. There have been many other occurrences that I will share with you at a later date. Man, this is hot. This later date's gonna be awesome. Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Four. Be aware of your environment. I have noticed that in the daytime, I see small helicopters. And when these helicopters fly over, I am attacked through electromagnetic assaults. I have a feeling that between 3 o'clock a.m. and 5 o'clock a.m.,
Starting point is 00:38:04 I usually see the star or moon-shaped drone airborne cameras. Oh, Jakey. Wow. Moon-shaped drone airborne cameras. Wow. Or low-flying satellites. I have noticed that when these are around, they are attacking you and attempting to intercept
Starting point is 00:38:28 your mind. And take it back for a touchdown. Now, now you have to speak in a smaller font, italic blue font. Yeah, kind of butch. Yeah, six-point bold Times New Roman blue. Italic.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Italics. Note. Wow. 5-3-20-10 and the time is 4-17-PM. I am being attacked through electromagnetic
Starting point is 00:38:59 assaults to the mind, head, and brain. The mind, head, and brain. Lucas Schultz is a mind, head, and brain. A mind, head, and brain. In the name of the mind, the head, and the only brain. You're fucking thorough. I bless you.
Starting point is 00:39:21 While I'm typing this entry, I'm in extreme pain and developing a headache. But not a mind ache or a brain ache. Don't worry about it. I only succeeded with one of them. They are attacking me possibly through my computer. That makes sense. As I type, I have also been told
Starting point is 00:39:40 that they may have planted something in my home or just outside my home. Geraniums. One of the two. Would it surprise you to learn that Connie here has had a number of run-ins with the police? Say what?
Starting point is 00:39:57 Wait a second. Do these sort of average run-ins where they don't arrest black people? Well, actually, kind of. But she's documented them all. Oh, thank God. So she has on her website a page of police reports. She's pretty
Starting point is 00:40:14 much her complaining to the police, and then being mad that nobody is arrested. This page is huge, and if you scroll, it goes on forever. It's really long. Yeah, she goes in there like goes on forever. It's really long. Yeah, she goes in there like once a week. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:40:29 But, BunnyBread, if you want to take the second report there, 501. Oh. Number two. 05-01-01-5051-May22, 2005. I called the Louisville Metro Police Department to make a report, or take one even. And they did not want to. After I became more persistent regarding the officer taking a report, she finally took the report! What caused the fucking rockets?
Starting point is 00:41:02 the officer taking a report, she finally took the report! Cause of fucking rockets. The female's officer's name was Carrie Klain, and she spoke to me in a very derogatory manner, and asked for my social security number, where I worked, what department I worked
Starting point is 00:41:18 in, and who my supervisor was. I thought that it was strange that she did not ask for my driver's license, or driver's license number. So I asked for hers instead. The male officer with her was B. Boyd. Make some noise. male officer with her was B. Boyd.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Make some noid. And he seemed concerned about her behavior, though he may not admit to it. She made numerous derogatory statements to me. I planned at the time to file a complaint regarding her, but I did not take the time to file it.
Starting point is 00:42:03 I reported the following to her that occurred between May 18th, 2005 and through May 22nd, 2005. I picked up my tele and I received a recorded message that stated message 24 is not
Starting point is 00:42:19 available. I spent hours trying to get online with America Online and AOL stated that a call and AOL stated that a call from 999-888-0003 kept disconnecting my line from the internet.
Starting point is 00:42:37 One day, a high-pitched signal was coming through my computer. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! I started A signal was coming through my computer. I started receiving messages on my computer that stated, You are being monitored. For more information regarding this, see journal on this website. It's written in blood.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Oh, by the way, if you're interested in the postscript, there was no investigation! God damn it! I had no idea you were going to say that. Jack Check, take the sixth one. 8808. Okay. Receive phone calls from an unknown number. The call said the number you have
Starting point is 00:43:24 reached is not in service, and then said try your call again. The victim states as soon as she come into her home, the calls will start up over and over. Victim states if she tries to call, someone will tell her, you need to stop talking. Victim requested this report. For the record, this is not exactly correct. I stated that my phone rings, and when I answer it, the call coming in is in a recording and states, That's a quote, by the way. I also stated that as soon as I walk in my door, my phone starts ringing and I get calls asking for people I don't know or crazy calls. I.e.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Crazy calls. This is Wilkerson calls. I.E. Crazy calls. This is Wilkerson ass. Oh my god. Et cetera. This continues throughout the day. See journal on this website regarding telephone services I have had throughout the years. I have continuously had the same problems with Bell South, AT&T, Insight, MCI, Global, Circular Cell Phone, Pay-As-You-Go Cell Phones, Cricket Cell Phone, and every telephone service.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Outcome. There was no investigation. I have no idea. Damn it. When somebody has a wrong number, you know, changing service providers but keeping your number totally fixes it. Victor, if you want to take the first complaint. Complaint ID number IL-10203254562702, February 2011. I turned on my other computer and heard a bumping noise in my hard drive.
Starting point is 00:45:06 I went on the internet and saw a message that stated, other people are logged onto this computer. My mouse began to move as if someone else was controlling it remotely. Files are stolen and copied from this computer every time I type on it.
Starting point is 00:45:22 All of my file names in my file directory are listed in the color blue. Every time I type on it. All of my file names in my file directory have been listed in the color blue. All of my file names have been listed in the color blue by these hackers. However, when I type in a new file, it is in black. I assume they
Starting point is 00:45:37 copy the new files in black and then turn blue to know which file is in my computer and... ... ......... blue to know which files in my computer are in. Holy shit. I have experienced this problem for over two years, and once while copying a file on my flash to copy
Starting point is 00:45:56 to my other computer, when I plugged the flash in, a telephone number appeared on my screen, and a message that stated my files were being transferred to them. When I looked up the telephone number, it was the Kentucky Board of Claims. I contacted them and told them that my files were being illegally transferred to them and asked to speak with the person in charge of that office.
Starting point is 00:46:18 And they hung up on me. That's the end. That's the end. Okay. And this woman ran for mayor. She did not win, surprisingly enough. But she did run. I want to just show you the mayoral views because the mayoral views are interesting. Not enough to read, but the fact that pretty much her idea for how to help Louisville,
Starting point is 00:46:49 Kentucky is that it should be a better city. Oh. Oh, so make good. Yeah, pretty much make good times. Building up the West End to look and be as prosperous as the East End. Because Louisville was tilted in one direction. Changing some of our zoning the west end to look and be as prosperous as the east end. Because
Starting point is 00:47:05 Louisville was tilted in one direction. Changing some of our zoning if necessary to accommodate business owners. So she did not win. And you might think that she did not win because she's batshit crazy, and in fact... Oh shit, wait, I forgot about this!
Starting point is 00:47:29 She... She... She... She sells CDs! Yes, on PayPal! She sells CDs of her voicemails! What? What?
Starting point is 00:47:46 She records... She records... what she records she records she records her voicemails and sells them on paypal oh oh oh oh oh
Starting point is 00:47:57 oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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Starting point is 00:48:01 oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Starting point is 00:48:02 oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Starting point is 00:48:02 oh oh oh oh they are they are seven dollar cds with three dollars shipping and handling oh that's it she is getting bought This shit is going to get sold out the next week or so. They are $7 CDs with $3 shipping and handling.
Starting point is 00:48:08 She's getting bought out. I don't actually want to read any of these. I just want to point out that she sells CDs. It's beautiful. CD comes complete with a bonus CD of Irv Mays' office. It has the office inside? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:30 You do know. Throwing me out of the office when I try to record social workers. It's like the greatest hits of humiliation. Okay. Anyway Anyway back to it So you might think that she lost her mayoral race Because she was kind of crazy And unqualified No in fact she lost it because it was sabotaged
Starting point is 00:48:58 There is an article On her candidacy On Louisville's Fox site, which I won't read, but I will read the sentence. Sorry. It's like, okay, I will read the sentence. The former Tina Turner impersonator is now unemployed. That brings all the previous references to police officials asking where she were to her bosses.
Starting point is 00:49:39 You go get Ike. You go get fake Ike. Yeah, let's get the fake Ike with you, or else we can't believe this shit. Boots, will you take the incident that she had with Louisville Gas and Electric on September 8th? Yeah. Terrific. I'm glad.
Starting point is 00:49:59 September 8th, 2010. At approximately 11.30am, I contacted LG and E because the lights in my home are constantly flickering, even turning off and on. No, it's not. That's not what flickering is.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Oh, yeah, it is. Okay. When I step into a room or when I am in my bedroom putting on or taking off my clothes. Also known as changing my clothes. Well, I just take off my clothes
Starting point is 00:50:32 and they stay off. I go nude for the rest of my life. The lights also flicker in my bathroom. LG&E did a load test to find out if the problem was inside or outside the house. The LG&E rep stated the problem was
Starting point is 00:50:48 inside the house. Are you inside the house right now? Yeah, that's where the problem is. You need to get out. You need to get out. The problem is coming from inside the house right now? Yeah, that's where the problem is. You need to get out. You need to get out. The problem is coming from inside the house. I called them from my neighbor's house and they said the problem was from my neighbor's house.
Starting point is 00:51:13 The light's flickering. It's happening inside the house, yes. It's Green 5, Public Utility Edition. At 6.30pm, I was severely assaulted through electromagnetic assaults. This caused a seizure
Starting point is 00:51:31 and extreme pain. I am also being assaulted with extreme heat. I will explain. Extreme heat? What the hell is that? That's something you made up. I don't know what extreme heat is. Wait, what does extreme heat do?
Starting point is 00:51:51 I will explain. After this second, I've got a cough. Please explain extreme heat to me. Extreme heat causes extreme overheating of the body. I was assaulted with the weather in Kentucky. Alright, Kumquat, you're gonna read
Starting point is 00:52:20 a letter. The following letter that Kumquatop is about to read is a reproduced copy of a notarized letter that Connie Hand delivered to Lowville Gas and Electric Company regarding LG&E employees coming to Connie's home, turning off
Starting point is 00:52:35 her lights and doing work regarding EMFs, electromagnetic frequencies, when she is not at home, and other employees at Lowville Gas and Electric Company stating they did not send them to my home. Vic Staffieri, CEO, Louisville Gas and Electric, E-O-N-C-O, customer commitment, 820 West Broadway, Louisville, Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Dear Mr. Staffieri, on October 12th, 2010, I arrived at home around 6.30 p.m. and found a hanging tag on my front door from Louisville Gas and Electric. The hanging tag stated that LG&E was at my house and turned off my lights for about 15, 15 minutes. Just in case you didn't know what that 1-5 was. For those of you that can't read numbers. 1-5 minutes? I don't get it. Well, I thought she was doing it in hexadecimal, so. Okay. And check for
Starting point is 00:53:36 any problems and did not find any. About 4-5 days after that, I received a voicemail message from LG&E stating that I requested that they come to my property on October 12th, 2010, and if I still wanted them to come, give the call back.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Okay, so the electric company came into your house to check your electricity and then left. So presumably everything's fine? Right? First of all, I did not request LG to come to my property. I did request them to come out on. Go on. Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Yes. Go on. Oh, my God. Something's happened to Gumquat. Oh my god, something's happened to Gumquat. I did request them to come out on September 2, 2010. And they came out and did a loan test. I did not request them to come to my property on October 12, 2010.
Starting point is 00:54:45 After LGD came to my home on October 12, 2010 after LGD came to my home on October 12, 2010 that night and every night after I was awakened by projected sound noises. Projected sound noises! Also known as noise. Or sounds. As opposed to visual noises.
Starting point is 00:55:09 And or sounds as opposed to visual noises. And I also started getting extreme muscle spasms. Oh yeah, that'll help you ski. I had just started a job on October 11th 2010 and I slept that night. However,
Starting point is 00:55:23 after LGD came out on October 12, 2010, I was awakened by the noises every one, one-half hours, and only accumulating three, three hours of intermittent sleep per night. Needless to say, on the seventh day, I had only approximately
Starting point is 00:55:44 21, 21 hours of sleep. Gang stalkers are stealing my L's. The hours aren't outside of the parentheses. I think the 21 is just, I don't know. Of sleep for the entire week and could not function on my job. I told my boss I had to leave as I could not function on my job. I told my boss I had to leave as I could not focus because I was not getting any sleep. I was terminated.
Starting point is 00:56:12 So you walked out on the second day of work and you were terminated for some reason. I called LG&E and was told that they did not dispatch anyone to come to my home. However, I have a voicemail message from Jerry Belcher
Starting point is 00:56:27 and a hanging tag from my... A hanging tag from my doorknob. There you go, missus! From George Jetter. No relation to George Jetson. I called LG&E again today, October 25, 2010. And they again stated that they did not dispatch anyone. On more than one occasion, person stating that they are with LG&E.
Starting point is 00:57:01 In LG&E, trucks have appeared on my property and started switching lines. Barrows, etc. I am requesting a letter stating that LG&E did not dispatch it into my home on October 12th, 2021. Sincerely, Connie Marshall. All right, and you got a voicemail back on this. Jack Jack, would you take that, please? This is a voicemail received on approximately October 16th or the 17th. Who knows? Days are really hard to keep track of. That is true.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Ms. Marshall, this is George Jarrett, Louisville Gas and Electric Trouble Department. My name is not Jedder. Thank you very much. and Electric Trouble Department. My name is not Jedder, thank you very much. At the Trouble Department. We do the Gas and Electric Trouble Department. I hate when they call. I have a work order sent to us right here showing us that you were having a problem with your house right here. Actually, no, every time he says right here, he's pointing
Starting point is 00:58:06 to Shlong. Well, he did see your picture. You have a problem with your house. I need to come out there and have our crews go ahead and run a test on the outside on our equipment and see just exactly what's going on.
Starting point is 00:58:22 At the present time, we will probably be there at 10 o'clock, and if you want to reach me here in the next one-half hour, I will be at 3648422. Thank you. Oh, man. For only $10,
Starting point is 00:58:38 you could have that actual voicemail on a CD. And there we go. Something over an hour of Connie Marshall. Thank you, lady. Thank you for that. Hey, Bunny Bread, what do you think I learned this week? I learned that when I get married to Connie Marshall, and I will marry her, that we're going to invite everybody who's ever listened to the podcast,
Starting point is 00:59:21 and we do not accept laser beams or tinfoil hats as gifts. That's not really going to be on the registry just i want to put that out there because i feel like i could be you know sort of a little intimate with her you know i mean i'm sorry i don't want to move in on your territory my lord i staked my claim i feel like my voice has already been inside her skull and uh you know that's my woman you're talking about yeah i i actually it's one of those you know because sometimes we do we definitely do do podcasts where um where people we do the podcast and then people discover us and then you know usually they're like oh hey that was funny when you read my stuff usually that's what happens
Starting point is 01:00:00 anyway um if connie ever discovers this episode about her... Yeah, we got... We sold all of her CDs of her voicemail. A whole lot. We want to cut, Connie. If that ever happens, I feel like it's going to be all of her fears justified.
Starting point is 01:00:19 I was right. They actually are watching me. Well, we're not watching her so much. Not anymore. I mean, the camera broke. But, yeah. It was nice having the panty rate, though, wasn't it? Good time. Connie Marshall, just so you know, we are members of the Illuminati. And if you
Starting point is 01:00:36 are also members of the Secret Society of Watchers, you can go to the website. That's thefpl.us. Leave some comments, for God's sakes. Cause it's the only way that we know that you give a shit. You know, we do this for,
Starting point is 01:00:51 we do this for two reasons. We do this for funniness and for ego. Well, also we do it to scare the shit out of Connie. Just been leading up. And that's all we got. Have a good one. Good night. I just like to, yeah, yeah, sorry.
Starting point is 01:01:40 I disappeared for a second because I ended up on Fplus2.com It's a Japanese escort coupon site. Really? We have a sequel. Fplus2.com It's an escort coupon.
Starting point is 01:01:57 Oh my god. Oh, it totally is too because it's F doubledouble-plus. It's F-double-plus. It says National Sex Information Sex Coupons, plus F-plus-plus. And it's like Groupon for sex. So the current deal, which is four hours remaining, it says we provide transportation to the hotel including class to 16,000 yen,
Starting point is 01:02:25 22,000 yen for 90 minutes at regular courses.

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