The F Plus - 50: What's Louisville Got To Do With It?
Episode Date: June 5, 2011Over the last couple months, the so-called "legitimate press" has spent time talking about the extension of the USA PATRIOT Act, legislation which has allowed the US Government to secretly monito...r its citizens since 2001. But really, so what!? It barely makes a hill of beans of difference when you consider the sophisticated audio, video, microwave, laser and improvizational surveillance which the goverment has put in place specifically to annoy some woman named Connie Marshall. This week, The F Plus rethinks their millinery choices. (Look it up)
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The interviewer asks, how do you prove to the voter and convince them that this lady is not talking crazy?
And she responds, there are too many victims.
They would like you to think that.
They would love you to think that.
I know CIA is watching me.
I'm a target of the FBI and the MRC.
I do not sleep, I spend my nights worrying about satellites
Putting iron to the sky and I did not tell the people why
Do not sleep, I spend my nights worrying about satellites
My neighbors
Hey there, welcome to the F-B-I-N-E-M-N-E-M-R-C Podcast.
Terrible things, bread with enthusiasm.
My name is Lemon.
And I'm Bunny Bread.
And this week we're going to introduce you to a woman named Connie Marshall.
Connie Marshall.
Connie Marshall is a citizen of Louisville, Kentucky.
I must correct you. Just one moment. It's pronounced Louisville.
That's right. In Kentucky itself, I believe it's pronounced Louisville,
Kentucky. And she is a TI.
Yes. She has many, many duets with Rihanna.
Rihanna has bailed her out in several cases.
Amateur mistake right there.
No, a TI actually means targeted individual.
Oh, I'm sorry.
She is a targeted individual by racist, corrupt officials on every level in her state.
Every level?
Yes, everyone on a government paycheck in Kentucky, including the electric company.
The meter maids?
Judges, the meter maids, judges, the meter maids.
Racist meter maids.
Racist meter maids.
They are all
attempting to make her crazy.
And between me and you, I think
it might be working. Oh no.
Oh God, not my Connie.
Such a strong, strong-hearted individual.
Okay. I know. No, she's being
attacked by laser beams from
space.
Are these
racist laser beams?
They actually are.
They are white laser beams, and for some reason
they hate black lasers.
She is a black laser. We must mention
I think that's spoiled now.
Oh, no.
So that's what we have.
We're going to be spending the entire podcast on Connie Marshall,
not just because she is not particularly comfortable with the written word,
but because in the pantheon of paranoia,
if there was a Greek pantheon of paranoia,
this is Zeus.
This is the Zeus of paranoid people. She's given birth to all other paranoia. This is Zeus. This is the Zeus of paranoid people.
She's given birth to all other paranoia.
Alright, let's get to the readers.
Alright. In the room tonight, we have
Boots Reingear. It is common
knowledge that Kentucky is illegal
taking children for federal funding.
Bunnybread. Good evening,
ladies. Have you met Mr. Woodchuck?
Jack Chick.
Only half as good as the other leading Japanese group on site.
Kumquats up.
I put the K in V2K.
Victor Laszlo.
June 2010 was designated as the month to collectively report electromagnetic assaults.
And Lemon.
I received a call from 000, which was a man stating,
you're going to end up dead.
My TV is watching me.
My TV is watching me.
L. Ron Hubbard is messing with me.
The bats are flying, baby, can't you see?
Oh, the CBS eye is with me. The bats are flying, baby, can't you see? Oh, the CBSI is watching me.
I need my lithium, baby, can't you see?
Oh, yeah.
All right, Victor, if you would go down to alert, I do fear for my life.
Oh, my God, what a wall of text.
Yep. Alert, I do fear for my life oh my god what a wall of text yep alert i do fear for my life
though my street has not had incidents of people being pulled over searched stopped arrested etc
on december 4th 2010 i heard noise in my driveway and there were four louisville
metro police officers searching two black men whose car they had allowed to be pulled up, almost to my front door, on my personal property in my driveway.
Okay.
I did not know these men, and I asked the police to get out of my driveway, as on my street everyone parks in their driveway.
Therefore, there is plenty of open space for the police to search these guys on the street.
The police
refused to leave my personal property
and did not arrest the two black
men.
I heard one of them say,
Ma'am, sorry we got stopped because we made
a wrong turn.
Whenever police don't arrest two black men,
that's the sign of a conspiracy.
She would not have feared for her life a wrong turn. Whenever police don't arrest two black men, that's the sign of a conspiracy. She knows a little crime.
She's going to say.
She would not have feared for her life had they been arrested.
The police and the guys they stopped were talking about seeing each
other somewhere before and laughing.
Actually, the whole thing looked
staged.
I reported these police officers to
police professional standards in my town.
I was told by either 911 or professional standards that the names of two of the police officers were Mark Moore and Derek Hurley from the 2nd Division.
This is the world's crappiest flashbob.
Hey, let's pretend to arrest a guy!
I don't know why we bought this police car and all these uniforms for this
bullshit.
When I told them that there were two other officers
at the scene, two police cars and four
officers, they did not have the other
two listed and did not know who they were.
See Professional Standards
Police Complaint 10-485
filed by me on December 7,
2010, soon to be listed
on the page entitled Police Reports.
Okay, on it.
All right.
I will see that.
A second incident occurred around December 22, 2010, and I was told that the police were again in front of my house because the people visiting me from out of town could not get in the driveway.
Wait a sec.
She's got company. They're coming to visit her. They can't get in her driveway. Wait a sec. She's got company.
They're coming to visit her.
They can't get in her driveway, so police.
Yes.
Did I miss anything?
Yes, because the people
visiting me from out of town could not get in the driveway.
Her driveway is a national landmark.
You've got to understand this.
That driveway is her personal property.
It is.
I guess things work differently. you've got to understand this. Well, that driveway is her personal property. It is. Right. So, because they...
But...
Well, I guess things work differently.
You just don't get it because you're Canadian.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is America, Jack.
Well, don't you need a gun then?
I mean...
Yes.
Would that just solve it all?
Why don't you have a gun?
Yeah, I think a black person
confronting the police with a gun
would solve everything
in Kentucky especially
alright
alright
my concern on February 27
2011 a woman
from Tennessee
drove to my house to go to the
meeting in Washington on March 1
2011 entitled
the Presidential Commission for the Study
of Bioethical Issues,
as we are targeted individuals
of directed energy weapons and we're going
there to speak regarding humans' rights abuses.
Oh, they have a little crazy party
together. That's fun.
We were going to be picked up at my house by
people from Cincinnati attending the Washington
meeting. Millicent told
me her story regarding being a targeted
individual by an officer,
not sure what branch he is with, in her town
and I gave her some advice
as she states her torture is V2K
and sexual
stimulation slash rape
assaults, physical assaults, etc.
Is that the V2K
level? I have spoken with her
and listened to her cry
on more than one occasion
as we have stayed in touch
and speak on the telephone
which of course is tapped
Hold on, hold on
Oh wait, wait, bingo!
You know, I'm calling bullshit right here because
Louisville is not on the way to Cincinnati.
You wouldn't go from Cincinnati to Louisville on your way to D.C.
Oh, sure, in your government-issued maps, maybe they aren't.
She's making all of this up.
Yeah, that's just what the police want you to think.
They were doubling back to try to lose their tail.
I guess that's what they were doing.
Yeah, yeah.
They're doubling back to try to lose their tail.
I guess that's what they're doing. Yeah, yeah.
Well, I just followed up that V2K thing,
and I found a page in pink with Sans Serif font.
Yes, that's voice to skull.
Ooh, nice.
I'm not sure why K is skull, but...
Voice to cull.
On March 10, 2011, at 4.07 p.m., once again, I heard noise in front of my house and looked out and saw a solid white car, older model, in front of my house, license plate number 205KST.
Oh, I'm on it.
Behind the car was a solid Cranberry truck, later model, Tennessee tags, license number 424TXF.
Later, Mom.
Tennessee tags, license number 424TXF.
The lights were flashing, I believe inside the Cranberry truck, as if it were a police car, though it did not have any police markings on the truck.
I like that police part.
That was good.
It was a flatbed with a piece on each side by the back window in black trim that came out on the bed.
Two men got out with police on the back of their dark blue shirts. I got my camera and
took pictures. Okay, so there's pictures,
right? You have pictures of this event
happening? No. Right?
When I tried to use my telephone, the call was being
rerouted and I was not able to call out
as the call was being rolled over.
Oh, god damn it!
One of the police officers was
white and the other was black.
They looked around the same age, maybe between 39 to 45, height probably about 5 feet 9 inches.
The black, medium brown one, asked me if they could help me because they saw me taking pictures.
He also stated, ma'am, do you need something? Can we help you with something?
As if he was trying to get me to argue with him.
What?
That's imitation to an argument?
Hello, how are you doing?
Oh, I'm not taking your bait.
They told the black guy,
dark skin around 40 or 49,
in the white car to move over on the driver's side
as he was the only one in the
car and he was sitting on the passenger side and they all drove off there was again no arrest
cranberry police truck from tennessee then pulled in front of my house and sat there for a minute
and then drove off again the whole thing looked staged why are people doing performance art in your driveway, lady?
I called the Louisville Metro Police Department
area code 502-574-7111
in my town
and they stated that they did not
dispatch anyone.
I also called 911 in my town
and they stated that they did not dispatch
anyone.
And they hung up on me promptly.
Well, clearly she didn't call, like, the Ocean
Spray Secret Service.
And then, Victor, would you please,
for our listeners, just describe the two
photos that you're looking at.
Okay, well, here's a picture of a truck
and the police truck resembled this type
of truck. Right, and it's an
orange truck. It's an orange truck.
It's cranberry.
Well, I would say it's more
orange, but alright.
And the car the police stopped was
about as old as this car, but not exactly
the same.
I love this precision.
I'm here.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay. That. Okay.
That was all fun and games, but now we're going to move on
to something that is a serious subject.
We're going to move on to
the subject of terrorism.
Specifically
electromagnetic terrorism.
Oh, shit.
Oh?
Jack Check, if you want to take this
voice to skull
and please
again, you need to describe what photos
we're looking at before this happens
Okay
Which
Three photos above a letter
Wait, wait, wait
Can you first read the FYI disclaimer
at the very top?
Okay, FYI If you first read the FYI disclaimer at the very top? Okay.
FYI, if you find missing text or misspelled words on this site, some may be an error. My error.
However, a lot of it is being done by corrupt officials in my state.
I like that. I like that. I really do.
HTML terrorism!
Next time I have to put together a report for Parliament,
and there's mistakes,
and they'll be like,
no, it's the corrupt opposition party.
They put them in there.
It wasn't me.
Boots, has this ever happened to any famous people?
Because I'm only interested in things if they happen to famous people.
Oh, you want to know about celebrity and or public figures that are victims
slash survivors of electronic harassment and
or gang stalking, comma, etc.
Period. Semicolon.
That's pretty much exactly what I wanted to know, yes.
Okay. That's not a semicolon, by the way.
Don't try to pretend like this is classy.
It's a normal thing.
Why is the top dot bigger than this? Oh, whatever.
No, it's just because the
underlining sort of makes it...
Oh, I get it.
Because the government.
Right.
Right.
The government is shrinking the bottom dot on the colon.
All right.
Number one.
Ray Charles Jr., son of Ray Charles, the singer,
is also a victim of electronic harassment.
Do the following search in a search engine to pull up an audio interview of this young man.
So here's what you need to type in.
Labvirus.wordpress.com, Ray Charles, Jr., all in quotations.
All in quotations? So that's going to actually look for that
in succession.
It's going to have to be that exact phrase.
Yes.
Okay.
And then click on the website regarding
Audio Doug Miller and Ray Charles Jr.
on today's
The Story Behind the Story, hosted by
Dr. A. True Ott, PhD, ND, March 29, 2010.
Note, they are attacking my mind through electromagnetic assaults while I type this entry.
It is June 15, 2010, 9.20 a.m.
Oh, my.
Wait, what is that even?
Number two, the second celebrity.
Candidate for governor of Kansas 2010, Miss Joan Heffington, is a TI-targeted individual.
Hear her interview at http://www.raubingandmegan.com slash podcast.php
It's their only podcast episode.
So you decided to actually give us a link this time.
All right, fuck it.
Just skip down to a prayer for us.
Okay.
And then some other celebrities that you've never heard of.
Yeah.
They're celebrities, though.
A prayer for us.
Like, one's a former vice mayor,
so that's pretty much his...
That's as high as this goes.
There's the directory of the Bighorn Desert View Water Agency.
That's a notable celebrity.
Sure.
That's true, when you think about it.
A prayer for us.
My prayer is...
And that's how you should begin all prayers.
My prayer is...
Dear Heavenly Father,
you said that anything we ask in the name of your son Jesus, you would grant.
And Father, we ask that you immediately put an end to these horrible atrocities against mankind.
And we ask this in Jesus' name.
Amen.
Did we pray to get rid of whatever was afflicting this poor woman in the photo beneath?
You mean headache and exhaustion?
Yeah, that's the one.
And then like a stock photo from an Advil ad?
Yep.
Oh, okay.
Wait, there's one more.
Oh, shit.
Wait, no.
Actually, back up.
I forgot about this. Okay, so
on the homepage,
BunnyBread, if you want to
scroll down to
I am watched even in my private moments.
Oh.
For some reason
it's kind of hard to keep track of what I wanted
to read in this
dense and possibly lame
fucking website.
I feel like I need a machete to cut through half of these
fucking words. Okay.
Alright. Well, Boots, I was disappointed that you didn't
give your shot at American Southern bullshit
accent, but we're right back
in this wing of things. Yeah!
Yay!
I am washed even
in my private moment.
Oh my god. Number Oh, my God.
Number one, with a titty on the side of it.
In 2008, my grandson, age 14, stated,
Nana, your TV downstairs beeps at you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Letter two.
In April 2010, Cassandra and Leslie, guess from out of town, I guess,
stayed at my home to attend a meeting.
Now we know their names.
Cassandra was attacked in my home.
Oh, no.
By like a burglar or like a rapist or like a.
Pretty much, you know, the same level.
Okay.
It was attacked in my home by electromagnetic assaults.
Oh, that's pretty much the same thing.
That's a thing that exists.
It's not just Cassandra now.
Leslie was attacked in my home and my car by electromagnetic assaults, plural.
Do those like make you spell poorly, or what?
Don't.
All right.
Roman numeral E backwards.
My niece, age 50?
What the fuck?
I'm 172 years old.
Came to live with my...
Well, that means your niece is really young.
Yeah, well, she's a spring chicken.
My niece came to live with me briefly
in July 2-0-L-0.
Three days after she arrived,
she stated, what the fuck
is that clicking noise?
In the TI community,
the clicking noise you hear in your ear
is something that they do to acclimate
you to some of the technology that they
use in the attacks and or
programming. A lot of us
have heard the clicking.
Why would they want you to be acclimated to something they're attacking
you with?
I want you to use these bullets, so I'm going to...
So you build up tolerance, duh.
So you won't respond to it,
because this is what...
Alright, number four is fantastic,
though.
Alright, four. it because this is what oh all right number four is fantastic though all right four i woke up one more into a man stating they wanted to see some beaver for those who don't know
i want to help out some of you.
Boo, shut up. We have to hear this explanation
so we know what's...
Exactly.
We need to learn something from this fucking podcast.
Beaver
is a word that
used to be used when referencing
the vagina of a woman.
Whoa!
There is so much to laugh at in that sentence.
Who wanted to see some beaver?
The band stated
they wanted to see some beaver.
He time-traveled from the past.
Referencing the vagina
of a woman. Now, for the vagina of a man,
the term is Woodchuck.
Hello, ladies.
My name is Woodchuck.
During this time, I lived alone.
Because, you know, nobody was sleeping in my bedroom except me.
Therefore, there was no man in my home.
So what you just wrote was bullshit? That's called a dream, lady.
That's called gang stalking, and you better get used to it.
Did anything else horrible happen to you? I hope not.
Well, no. Wait a second, something just occurred to it. Okay. Did anything else horrible happen to you? I hope not. Well, no. Whoa, wait a second. Something
just occurred to me. Also, also, hang on
there. A few years ago, due to
the financial distress this has caused
me, my cable service was turned off.
Gangstalkers
turned your cable off.
You're damn right. I woke
up in the middle of the night because I felt someone
was watching me.
I looked at the cable box and it was
on. I got up and
started walking toward it and it turned
on.
What a boring horror movie.
Why did you still have a cable box
if your cable service was turned off?
I just like the box. Can I keep this
as a memento?
I cherish our time together, you and me, Comcast.
You can keep it.
Just let me install this remote camera on it.
Oh, is that where I flash my beaver to you?
2005 to present date.
Now, if I walk toward the TV, I ain't an RCD player.
They will turn on the sound. owe a CD player, they will turn
on the sound. If I walk away,
they will turn it off continuously.
That's actually
really convenient.
Well, not really, because there's one specific
place you have to stand in for the CD
player.
I can't hear Rihanna
anymore.
She neglected to mention that
whenever she moves, she claps.
My beaver's real loose.
It makes that noise.
Alright.
So we've learned a little something
about electromagnetic gang stalking
and voice to skull
but you're probably wondering
oh that's not the right link
you're probably wondering oh shit
I hope there's a way to protect myself from this
well there is
and I'm going to walk you through this
first I have a prayer
which is may the lord give you exactly
what you deserve
yeah that's right. And this
I ask in Jesus' name. Amen.
Now, here are some
tips for people who are
the victims of mind control
and voice to skull. So, wait a minute.
Does she actually believe that the Lord gives
you exactly what you deserve?
So, she had this shit coming, yeah.
Like,
I'm really confused.
She's praying that the Lord do that.
May the Lord give you.
There are, first of all, two pieces of clipart I need to explain to you,
which is the first is a man and another man knocking knuckles on stairs.
Yeah, they're giving dap. They're here to help each other. stairs. Yeah, they're giving dap.
They're here to help each other.
Right, yeah, they're giving dap on stairs, and then it says,
Hi, I'm here to help you.
And then there's a woman in a wife beater that's bleeding out of her wrists, I think.
I believe she's lifting her hands from the bondage chains that kept her enslaved. Okay, I'll go with that then.
Thanks. I'll also try to help find
some tips that will help us.
Thanks, former slave lady.
As soon as I take care of all this nonsense.
Okay.
So, poor Mjolnir Shielding, you have
a couple options.
Aluminum foil, number one.
Yay!
Aluminum foil is helpful in not stopping,
but helping to detour some of the electromagnetic frequencies.
I have personally tried this for relief.
Wow, this is actually a fucking tinfoil hat.
Yep.
Directions.
Directions.
Take sheets of aluminum foil.
I have to specify that it has to be Reynolds.
Oh, damn it, that's what they want you to use.
That's their new commercial.
Reynolds Wrath. It protects you from
gang stalkers.
Pretty endorsement.
Okay, so Reynolds, not the cheap dollar store
kind. Shiny side up.
Important. And then
cover head.
So just
the whole thing. Like, you don't want to see out.
No.
It's such an afterthought in that sentence.
Before putting this on your head, put something under it because I think I read this.
Because I think I read somewhere aluminum foil can absorb and cause Alzheimer's.
Wait.
Aluminum foil can absorb and cause Alzheimer's.
So it absorbs it and then deposits it into your head?
Yeah.
It catches the free-roaming Alzheimer's from the atmosphere
and deposits it in your brain.
It's kind of like a sieve that flips over
and just dumps everything out afterwards.
After covering head with foil,
try to shape on head,
preferably with a swan.
You can tape it, bobby pin it,
tie a scarf around it for a jaunty look,
or purchase a hat to hold it on your head.
You have to purchase it, though.
You can't use it.
I already own a hat, yeah.
This is my tinfoil hat.
Love the idea of a tinfoil do-rag.
If you just got new braids, there's nothing better.
Number two, box fan.
After being attacked by electromagnetic frequencies,
I have held my head against an ordinary box fan.
The vibration of the fan fan and or the copper coil
in the fan seems to give some relief
from the electromagnetic frequencies.
Also, putting a box
fax
Gangstalkers, putting a
box fax close to you
particularly when you are sleeping.
Easy load letter.
Show me the box facts.
So, I have a question.
Yeah.
Why on earth would
a clandestine group of
malicious individuals
spend a shitload of time and money
creating a
manner of assault that was countered
by fucking aluminum foil?
To make it appear to outsiders that this person is crazy.
Because they're working for Reynolds.
Anyway, having the fan blowing directly on your head gives some release.
For heavy electromagnetic frequency targeting to the mind and sleep deprivation,
use both aluminum foil shielding tips and the box fan at the same
time.
That might be too much power for most people, Doug.
More of an advanced
technique. Yeah, that might knock you back
to sane or something.
You can't have that shit.
Okay, what's
the next piece of advice in this?
The poor
man's shielding the economy means of...
I assume you mean tip number three, move around.
Oh.
Just like running circles.
Well, another TI, her name's Cassandra, stated that moving around while the perps are attacking you with the electronic devices also helps.
So they're just chasing you around like Benny Hill.
I have tried this tip, and it is also a temporary aid.
So the next time you are being attacked, move to another location in your home, i.e., if you are sitting on the sofa and you are being attacked, get up and go sit in a chair in your home in a different location.
Also, if you're sleeping at the head of the bed, switch to the foot of the bed, etc.
Guys, hang on.
I got to go move my laptop here.
Also, try sleeping in different rooms,
i.e. bedroom, living room, sofa, basement.
That's true.
Bottom of the pool, whatever.
I have two more tips. First,
number four, Epsom salt.
Soak in warm water and Epsom salt.
It draws the toxins out of
your body
and seems to also give some temporary...
The electromagnetic toxins?
Yeah, electric toxins
that are clinging onto your iron in your bloodstream.
Oh, that makes sense.
Yeah, from the electromagnetic frequencies.
Directions or on the Epsom salt box.
Put your entire body underwater in the Epsom salt.
Yes, put your head underwater, too, for as long as you can.
But don't drown yourself.
Smile.
Wait, do I have to have a box fan while I'm in the bath?
Yeah, the box fan has to go underwater with you.
Well, no, you can make a
tinfoil snorkel.
I did enjoy that one.
Alright. And number
five. Project number five.
Projected sound.
Purchase a good set of earplugs.
This helps block out the projected sound.
If you do not have earplugs, use Kleenex, toilet paper, or napkins.
Push them down in your ears and fill entire ears.
This is medically sound advice.
This helps block out the projected sound.
If necessary, put your aluminum foil shielding over your head and ears for
extra shielding. Kind of like
a swim cap.
Alright.
But now we're going to move on to healthy living.
Wait, I have a question.
What if I'm a rich man?
Where's my shielding?
If you're a rich man, you probably aren't suffering these problems.
You get deluxe rentals.
It's like on the top shelf.
Maybe you use two layers even.
Yeah, you can afford it.
Warbucks.
All right.
Come call.
Will you take us through the healthy living section?
Actually, no, wait.
Hold on.
They're under shielding tips further down.
Oh, yeah?
I've been testing easy home shielding for my bedroom.
So far, I purchased for myself and my son
life energy shields. They're $79.95 each.
Working very well so far.
I'd like to use it in my groin area.
We'll probably get another one for my body.
I put my fingers on the back of the shield during an attack
and felt an extremely large quantity of currency
hitting the shield, so it does work.
Wait, wait.
It doesn't protect you from anything, but it feels great.
It's really just a stripper
getting shit stuffed out of the G-string.
Extreme
quantity of currency, hitting the shield.
Oh, God.
They also carry
gauss insoles, which I plan on
buying $29.95.
Jewelry and more.
Oh, man. Okay.
Shield your bed.
Layer up using flannel sheets lined with heavy-duty aluminum foil,
shiny side up.
You can use multiple layers of aluminum foil for this.
Secure it to the four corners of your bed.
Shield under your bed the same way,
shiny side of the foil facing the floor.
Use wooden 2x4s to help prop up the sheets from off the bed.
Have one box fan prop up the sheets from off the bed.
Have one box fan blow up the sheets and the other blow across from under your bed.
Make sure the sheets are in motion.
I have felt a tremendous difference when underneath the shielding.
Hope this helps.
Laura in New York.
Also, she was doing this whole thing, subversed in the tub.
We have to find Laura in New York's website.
What about someone in Baltimore?
Well, I'm hoping that at least one of you
has visited LifeEnergyShields.com.
I have.
With the happy family next to the power plant.
And the one guy is floating.
Just floating in the air.
That kid is super strong.
That's good.
Oh my god.
That woman, she's trying so hard to be happy
but she just can't float like the rest of her family.
She's too hampered by electromagnetism.
I'm looking at the FAQ right now, and the questions are in order.
The questions are, body energy field?
Explain, please.
And then the second question, is my body just a large conductor?
And then the third question is, wait,
what?
Okay.
Actually,
let's not do the healthy eating. Let's do
electrical appliances instead.
Kumquat?
Electrical appliances. Ah, ah!
Yeah.
Electrical appliances.
One telephones.
Cell phones. You can also be tracked
through your cell phone, even
when it is turned off.
I have also been
assaulted via electromagnetic frequencies
through my cell phone. To alleviate this problem, take the electromagnetic frequencies through my cell phone.
To alleviate this problem, take the battery out of your cell phone.
I think it might not work very well.
Your call quality may suffer.
Also, always talk on speakerphone.
And if you are being attacked, cover the phone with aluminum.
And push the aluminum foil down all over the phone.
Try to do this in crowded restaurants.
Alright, number two.
Television.
When you are not watching the television,
unplug it. Also,
unplug the connection to the audio and video
on the back of your television set.
It will say audio and video on the
back of the television.
If it doesn't, this is a
disease television.
It's not a real television, it's a plane.
Placed there by the perf.
This is necessary, because when you
turn off your television, your audio
is still on, and they can listen to what
you are talking about.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
This is what old people think about the internet, isn't it?
It says monitor! Why is it monitoring me?
Alright, now you have to talk in italics.
Yeah.
I'm not sure about the video,
but I can tell you that I know I am watched in my home,
and some very strange things have happened with my television.
Okay, now you have to talk in fuchsia italics.
Fuchsia bold italics. Yeah.
For instance, for over a week, I did not have service through my provider
because due to the financial stress this puts on a person's life,
I could not afford to pay the bill.
I used to have a TV set in my bedroom, and I woke up and felt as if someone was watching me.
I looked at the cable box, and I woke up and felt as if someone was watching me. I looked at the cable
box, and it was on. However, I
did not turn it on, and I did not
have service. I got up out of my bed
and started walking toward it,
and it suddenly turned off. I
no longer put television sets in my
bedroom. There may have been other
occurrences that I will share with you
at a later date, but my point is you may
need to unplug your TV,
audio, and video.
Thanks, Mrs. Grover.
I believe her name is Gertrude, thank you.
Three. When going
to bed at night, try to remove
electrical appliances from your
bedroom, particularly TVs, clocks, radios, telephones, etc. to bed at night, try to remove electrical appliances from your bedroom. Particularly
TVs, clocks,
radios, telephones, etc.
I don't wake up on time ever.
Clocks?
Some electrical appliances...
You really think this woman has a job, do you?
That she has to get up for?
Okay.
Sorry.
Some electrical appliances are used by the perpetrators
to transmit frequencies and attack you.
Ms. Grover?
For instance, I used to keep a telephone in my bedroom.
I woke up to buzzing coming from the telephone.
Sounds familiar for some reason.
It was off the hook at the time, but...
And the telephone was extremely warm.
There have been many other occurrences that I will share with you at a later date.
Man, this is hot.
This later date's gonna be awesome.
Yeah, it is.
Four. Be aware of your environment.
I have noticed that in the daytime,
I see small helicopters.
And when these helicopters
fly over, I am attacked
through electromagnetic assaults.
I have a feeling that between
3 o'clock a.m. and 5 o'clock a.m.,
I usually see the star or moon-shaped drone airborne cameras.
Oh, Jakey.
Wow.
Moon-shaped drone airborne cameras.
Wow.
Or low-flying satellites.
I have noticed that when these are around, they are attacking
you and attempting to intercept
your mind.
And take it back for a touchdown.
Now, now you have
to speak in a smaller font, italic
blue font. Yeah, kind of butch.
Yeah, six-point
bold Times New Roman
blue. Italic.
Italics.
Note.
Wow.
5-3-20-10
and the time is
4-17-PM.
I am being attacked
through electromagnetic
assaults to the mind, head,
and brain.
The mind, head, and brain.
Lucas Schultz is a mind, head, and brain.
A mind, head, and brain.
In the name of the mind, the head, and the only brain.
You're fucking thorough.
I bless you.
While I'm typing this entry,
I'm in extreme pain and developing a headache.
But not a mind ache or a brain ache. Don't worry about it.
I only succeeded with one of them.
They are attacking
me possibly through my computer.
That makes sense.
As I type, I have also been told
that they may have planted
something in my home
or just outside
my home.
Geraniums. One of the two.
Would it surprise you to learn that
Connie here has had a number of run-ins with the police?
Say what?
Wait a second. Do these sort of average
run-ins where they don't arrest black people?
Well, actually, kind of.
But she's documented them all.
Oh, thank God.
So she has on her
website a page of police reports.
She's pretty
much her complaining to the police, and then
being mad that nobody is arrested.
This page is huge, and if you
scroll, it goes on forever.
It's really
long. Yeah, she goes in there like goes on forever. It's really long.
Yeah, she goes in there like once a week.
That's awesome.
But, BunnyBread, if you want to take the second report there, 501.
Oh.
Number two.
05-01-01-5051-May22, 2005.
I called the Louisville Metro Police Department to make a report, or take one even.
And they did not want to.
After I became more persistent regarding the officer taking a report, she finally took the report!
What caused the fucking rockets?
the officer taking a report, she finally took the report! Cause of fucking
rockets.
The female's officer's name was
Carrie Klain, and she
spoke to me in a very derogatory
manner, and asked for my social
security number, where I
worked, what department I worked
in, and who my supervisor was.
I thought that it was
strange that she did not ask for my
driver's license, or driver's license number.
So I asked for hers instead.
The male officer with her was B. Boyd.
Make some noise.
male officer with her was B. Boyd.
Make some noid.
And he seemed concerned about her behavior,
though he may not admit to it.
She made numerous
derogatory statements to me.
I planned at the time to file a complaint
regarding her, but I did not
take the time to file it.
I reported the following to her that occurred
between May 18th, 2005
and through May
22nd, 2005.
I picked up my tele and I
received a recorded message that stated
message 24
is not
available. I spent
hours trying to get online
with America Online and AOL
stated that a call
and AOL stated that
a call from 999-888-0003
kept disconnecting
my line from the internet.
One day, a high-pitched
signal was coming through my computer.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! I started A signal was coming through my computer.
I started receiving messages on my computer that stated,
You are being monitored.
For more information regarding this, see journal on this website.
It's written in blood.
Oh, by the way, if you're interested in the postscript, there was no investigation! God damn it!
I had no idea you were
going to say that.
Jack Check, take the sixth one.
8808.
Okay.
Receive phone calls from an unknown
number. The call said the number you have
reached is not in service, and then said try your call again.
The victim states as soon as she come into her home, the calls will start up over and over.
Victim states if she tries to call, someone will tell her, you need to stop talking.
Victim requested this report.
For the record, this is not exactly correct.
I stated that my phone rings, and when I answer it, the call coming in is in a recording and states, That's a quote, by the way.
I also stated that as soon as I walk in my door, my phone starts ringing and I get calls asking for people I don't know or crazy calls.
I.e.
Crazy calls. This is Wilkerson calls. I.E. Crazy calls.
This is Wilkerson ass.
Oh my god.
Et cetera.
This continues throughout the day.
See journal on this website regarding telephone services I have had throughout the years.
I have continuously had the same problems with Bell South, AT&T, Insight, MCI, Global,
Circular Cell Phone, Pay-As-You-Go Cell Phones, Cricket Cell Phone, and every telephone service.
Outcome.
There was no investigation.
I have no idea.
Damn it.
When somebody has a wrong number, you know, changing service providers but keeping your number totally fixes it.
Victor, if you want to take the first complaint.
Complaint ID number IL-10203254562702, February 2011.
I turned on my other computer and heard a bumping noise in my hard drive.
I went on the internet and saw a message
that stated, other people
are logged onto this computer.
My mouse began to
move as if someone else was controlling
it remotely.
Files are stolen and copied from
this computer every time I type on it.
All of my file names in my file
directory are listed in the color blue. Every time I type on it. All of my file names in my file directory have been listed in the
color blue.
All of my file names
have been listed in the color blue by these
hackers. However, when I type in a
new file, it is in black.
I assume they
copy the new files in black and then
turn blue to know which file is in my computer
and...
...
......... blue to know which files in my computer are in.
Holy shit.
I have experienced this problem for over two years, and once while
copying a file on my flash to copy
to my other computer, when I
plugged the flash in, a telephone number
appeared on my screen, and a message
that stated my files were being transferred
to them.
When I looked up the telephone number, it was the Kentucky Board of Claims.
I contacted them and told them that my files were being illegally transferred to them
and asked to speak with the person in charge of that office.
And they hung up on me.
That's the end.
That's the end.
Okay.
And this woman ran for mayor.
She did not win, surprisingly enough.
But she did run.
I want to just show you the mayoral views because the mayoral views are interesting. Not enough to read, but the fact that pretty much her idea for how to help Louisville,
Kentucky is that it should be a better city.
Oh.
Oh, so make good.
Yeah, pretty much make good
times.
Building up the West End to look and be as
prosperous as the East End.
Because Louisville was tilted in one direction. Changing some of our zoning the west end to look and be as prosperous as the east end. Because
Louisville was tilted in one direction.
Changing some of our zoning if necessary
to accommodate business owners.
So she did not win.
And you might think that
she did not win because
she's batshit crazy, and in fact...
Oh shit, wait, I forgot about this!
She...
She...
She...
She sells CDs!
Yes, on PayPal!
She sells CDs of her voicemails!
What?
What?
She records... She records... what she records she records
she records her voicemails
and sells them on paypal
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seven dollar cds with three dollars shipping and handling oh that's it she is getting bought This shit is going to get sold out the next week or so. They are $7 CDs with $3
shipping and handling.
She's getting bought out.
I don't actually want to read any of these.
I just want to point out that she sells CDs.
It's beautiful.
CD comes complete with a bonus CD
of Irv Mays' office.
It has the office inside?
I don't know.
You do know.
Throwing me out of the office when I try to record social workers.
It's like the greatest hits of humiliation.
Okay. Anyway Anyway back to it
So you might think that she lost her mayoral race
Because she was kind of crazy
And unqualified
No in fact she lost it because it was sabotaged
There is an article
On her candidacy
On Louisville's Fox site, which I won't read, but I will read the sentence.
Sorry.
It's like, okay, I will read the sentence.
The former Tina Turner impersonator is now unemployed.
That brings all the previous references to police officials asking
where she were to her bosses.
You go get Ike.
You go get fake Ike.
Yeah, let's get the fake Ike with you, or else we can't believe this shit.
Boots, will you take the
incident that she had with Louisville
Gas and Electric on September 8th?
Yeah.
Terrific. I'm glad.
September 8th, 2010.
At approximately
11.30am, I contacted LG and E
because the lights in my home
are constantly flickering,
even turning off and on.
No, it's not.
That's not what flickering is.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Okay.
When I step into a room
or when I am in my bedroom
putting on or taking off my clothes.
Also known as changing my
clothes.
Well, I just take off my clothes
and they stay off. I go nude for the rest of my life.
The lights
also flicker in my bathroom.
LG&E did a
load test to find
out if the problem was inside
or outside the house. The LG&E
rep stated the problem was
inside the house.
Are you inside the house right now?
Yeah, that's where the problem is.
You need to get out.
You need to get out. The problem is coming from inside the house right now? Yeah, that's where the problem is. You need to get out. You need to get out.
The problem is coming from inside the house.
I called them from my neighbor's house
and they said the problem was from my neighbor's house.
The light's flickering.
It's happening inside the house, yes.
It's Green 5, Public Utility Edition.
At 6.30pm,
I was severely
assaulted through electromagnetic
assaults.
This caused a seizure
and extreme pain.
I am also being
assaulted with extreme heat.
I will explain.
Extreme heat?
What the hell is that?
That's something you made up. I don't know what extreme heat is.
Wait, what does extreme heat do?
I will explain.
After this second, I've got a cough.
Please explain extreme heat
to me.
Extreme heat causes extreme
overheating of the body.
I was assaulted with the weather in Kentucky.
Alright, Kumquat, you're gonna read
a letter.
The following letter
that Kumquatop is about to read
is a reproduced copy of a notarized
letter that
Connie Hand delivered to Lowville Gas and
Electric Company regarding LG&E employees
coming to Connie's home, turning off
her lights and doing work regarding
EMFs, electromagnetic
frequencies, when she is not at home,
and other employees at
Lowville Gas and Electric Company
stating they did not send them to my home.
Vic Staffieri, CEO, Louisville Gas and Electric, E-O-N-C-O, customer commitment, 820 West Broadway,
Louisville, Kentucky.
Dear Mr. Staffieri, on October 12th, 2010, I arrived at home around 6.30 p.m. and found a hanging tag on my front door from Louisville Gas and Electric.
The hanging tag stated that LG&E was at my house and turned off my lights for about 15, 15 minutes.
Just in case you didn't know what that 1-5 was. For those of you
that can't read numbers. 1-5 minutes?
I don't get it. Well, I thought
she was doing it in hexadecimal, so.
Okay.
And check for
any problems and did not find any.
About 4-5
days after that, I received a voicemail
message from LG&E
stating that I requested that they come to my property
on October 12th, 2010,
and if I still wanted them to come,
give the call back.
Okay, so the electric company came into your house
to check your electricity and then left.
So presumably everything's fine?
Right?
First of all, I did not request LG to come to my property.
I did request them to come out on.
Go on.
Yes.
Yes.
Go on.
Oh, my God.
Something's happened to Gumquat.
Oh my god, something's happened to Gumquat.
I did request them to come out on September 2, 2010.
And they came out and did a loan test.
I did not request them to come to my property on October 12, 2010.
After LGD came to my home on October 12, 2010 after LGD came to my home on October 12, 2010
that night and every night
after I was awakened by
projected sound noises.
Projected sound noises!
Also known as noise.
Or sounds.
As opposed to visual noises.
And or sounds as opposed to visual noises. And
I also started getting
extreme muscle spasms.
Oh yeah, that'll help you ski.
I had just
started a job on October 11th
2010 and I slept
that night. However,
after LGD came out on October 12,
2010, I was awakened
by the noises every one,
one-half hours, and only accumulating
three, three hours of intermittent
sleep per night.
Needless to say, on the seventh day,
I had only approximately
21, 21 hours of sleep.
Gang stalkers are stealing my L's.
The hours aren't outside of the parentheses.
I think the 21 is just, I don't know.
Of sleep for the entire week and could not function on my job.
I told my boss I had to leave as I could not function on my job.
I told my boss I had to leave as I could not focus because I was not getting any sleep.
I was terminated.
So
you walked out on the second day of work
and you were terminated for some reason.
I called LG&E
and was told that they did
not dispatch anyone to come to my home.
However, I have a
voicemail message from Jerry Belcher
and a hanging tag from my...
A hanging tag from my doorknob.
There you go, missus!
From George Jetter.
No relation to George Jetson.
I called LG&E again today, October 25, 2010.
And they again stated that they did not dispatch anyone.
On more than one occasion, person stating that they are with LG&E.
In LG&E, trucks have appeared on my property and started switching lines.
Barrows, etc.
I am requesting a letter stating that LG&E did not dispatch it
into my home on October 12th, 2021.
Sincerely, Connie Marshall.
All right, and you got a voicemail back on this.
Jack Jack, would you take that, please? This is a voicemail received on approximately October 16th or the 17th. Who knows? Days are really hard to keep track of.
That is true.
Ms. Marshall, this is George Jarrett, Louisville Gas and Electric Trouble Department.
My name is not Jedder. Thank you very much. and Electric Trouble Department. My name is not Jedder, thank you very much.
At the Trouble Department.
We do the Gas and Electric Trouble Department.
I hate when they call.
I have a work order sent to us right here
showing us that you were having a problem with your house right here.
Actually, no, every time he says right here, he's pointing
to Shlong.
Well, he did see your
picture. You have a problem with your
house.
I need to come out there and have our crews
go ahead and run a test on the outside
on our equipment and see
just exactly what's going on.
At the present time, we will probably
be there at 10 o'clock,
and if you want to reach
me here in the next one-half hour,
I will be at
3648422. Thank you.
Oh, man.
For only $10,
you could have that actual voicemail on a
CD. And there we go.
Something over an hour of Connie Marshall.
Thank you, lady.
Thank you for that.
Hey, Bunny Bread, what do you think I learned this week?
I learned that when I get married to Connie Marshall, and I will marry her,
that we're going to invite everybody who's ever listened to the podcast,
and we do not accept laser beams or tinfoil hats as gifts.
That's not really going to be on the registry just i want to put that out there
because i feel like i could be you know sort of a little intimate with her
you know i mean i'm sorry i don't want to move in on your territory my lord i staked my claim
i feel like my voice has already been inside her skull and uh you know that's my woman you're talking about
yeah i i actually it's one of those you know because sometimes we do we definitely do do
podcasts where um where people we do the podcast and then people discover us and then you know
usually they're like oh hey that was funny when you read my stuff usually that's what happens
anyway um if connie ever discovers this episode about her...
Yeah, we got...
We sold all of her CDs of her voicemail.
A whole lot.
We want to cut, Connie.
If that ever happens, I feel like it's going to be
all of her fears
justified.
I was right. They actually are watching me.
Well, we're not watching her
so much. Not anymore. I mean, the camera broke.
But, yeah.
It was nice having the panty rate, though,
wasn't it? Good time.
Connie Marshall, just so you know, we are members of the
Illuminati. And if you
are also members of the Secret Society
of Watchers,
you can go to the website. That's
thefpl.us.
Leave some comments, for God's sakes.
Cause it's the only way that we know that you give a shit.
You know,
we do this for,
we do this for two reasons.
We do this for funniness and for ego.
Well,
also we do it to scare the shit out of Connie.
Just been leading up.
And that's all we got.
Have a good one.
Good night. I just like to, yeah, yeah, sorry.
I disappeared for a second because I ended up on
Fplus2.com
It's a
Japanese escort
coupon site. Really?
We have a sequel.
Fplus2.com
It's an escort coupon.
Oh my god.
Oh, it totally is too
because it's F doubledouble-plus.
It's F-double-plus.
It says National Sex Information Sex Coupons, plus F-plus-plus.
And it's like Groupon for sex.
So the current deal, which is four hours remaining,
it says we provide transportation to the hotel including class to 16,000 yen,
22,000 yen for 90 minutes at regular courses.