The F Plus - 54: Yum, Slurp and Drool
Episode Date: July 14, 2011This is an episode all about vore. If you don't know what the word "vore" means, then you can consider yourself morally pure. You don't spent a lot of time on the internet looking up creepy fetis...hes, and you're probably living a healthier and more productive life because of it. Unlucky for you, you're about to lose that innocence. Vore is a fetish wherein people eat other people. It's not cannibalism, that's something else. This is a thing about people eating other people whole. I'm sure the community for this will be well-rounded and reasonable. This week, The F Plus asks to Super Size our meal.
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Look, I can yum, slurp, and drool.
I can even yum, slurp, without drool.
And drool without yumming and slurping too.
I'm a very talented predator, you see.
Oh, I seem to get the munchies.
This time each and every day.
Go charging through the food chain.
Like the galloping gourmet.
Slithering through the fauna till something comes in view
if I'm gonna eat somebody
it might as well be
you
hey there this is the F plus terrible things red with enthusiasm my name is Lemon and I'm John you. the way what's wrong yeah okay you know i wanted to record the podcast yesterday you never answered
it never no messaging no nothing i just just a little annoyed by that what what was going on
i you know i had a i had a uh thing a thing thing with uh you kind of totally head up this podcast
you know what's what's the thing that was keeping you from recording the thing you
okay okay can you keep can you keep a secret sure can you promise not to tell us anybody
or record it for i'm crossing my metaphorical heart okay terrific okay so you know i i i met
a girl i met a girl online okay and uh makes a little more sense now yeah so i met a met a girl, and you know, we were kind of...
You know, I mean, I don't want to be a kind of kiss and tell kind of guy, but you know...
This was cybersex, wasn't it?
Well, I don't...
That seems a little bit crude, but I mean, I guess.
I mean, if that's...
Okay, that's what I was doing.
Okay.
So this was just a thing, you know, where I met her and she seemed very nice.
And, you know, I mean, okay, so, so, okay, here.
Okay, so what happened is, right, like I was like, hey, I want you to remove your socks.
And she was like, oh, yeah, I'll totally remove my socks.
And I was like, that's awesome.
And then I was like, hey, I want you to, like, remove your, she had a skirt on, right?
She said she had a skirt on.
I was like, hey, I want you to remove your skirt. She's like, oh right? I was like, hey, I want you to remove your skirt.
She's like, oh, you want me to remove my skirt?
And I was like, yeah, that's awesome.
And then I was like, okay, now what I'm going to do is
I'm going to pick you up, right?
I'm going to pick up your entire body
and I'm going to ram it into my mouth.
I'm going to chew you
and I'm going to swallow you
and I'm going to digest you
and you will be inside my stomach.
Not the direction I was
expecting.
Oh! Well, apparently you weren't
familiar with vorophilia.
Apparently not. Okay.
Well, vorophilia
is a fetish
that people like myself
experience, and
we want to eat people whole.
Sure.
Okay.
And yeah, it's not weird.
I don't know why you would judge me for this.
Really not weird at all.
This seems very normal to me.
Okay.
Well, I guess.
Let me guess.
Listen, you know what?
Fuck this.
I hear you being judgmental. I hear like, oh, you know, let me guess. Listen, you know what? Fuck this. I hear you being judgmental.
I hear like, oh, you know, you don't fucking understand the community, and it stops now.
We're going to get to our readers, and we're going to explain to you the Vore Fetish community.
Okay, well, let's get to the readers.
I agree.
I'm not judging.
Just make it your status update when you're out next time.
All right, fair enough.
Here we go. Here we go.
In the room tonight, we have Jack Chick.
And to make this interesting, here is a silly clip of Earvore.
Stog?
This is Belch territory.
Burp bitches get the fuck out and get eaten. Jimmy Franks?
There's always room for jello
and people.
Nutshell Gulag. Do you prefer
a hot giantess or a cute
giantess? Bump Girl?
Aquatic Vore and
stuff goes here.
John? Is it just me or is Vore getting really boring?
Boots, rain gear.
Hang on, I'm just drawing a picture of Stog voring himself.
Okay.
And Lemon.
Vore slash unbirthed sex toys.
Would you buy one and how much?
Well, I saw the thing coming out of the sky.
It had one long horn and one big eye. Like a mister shaking in the city. How to chat room.
A guide for you and yours.
By Luckless.
Location, Foothills of the Headlands.
What does that mean?
Don't know.
All right.
Hey, tired of jerking it to writing.com stories that haven't been updated since 2006?
Is the humdrum reposts of furry prawn just not cutting it?
Yes.
AOL cyber rooms got you down?
Not really, no, they're fine.
No matter.
You've decided to step up your game and roll with the big dogs.
Yeah!
That's right, motherfucker.
You want the portal's chat room.
You need it.
As long as you remain steadfast in your search for fappage,
a world like none other awaits you.
Okay.
Let's get into this.
However, if you're jumping into it with both feet and aren't particularly bright,
it may do you some good, or be
extremely detrimental to read this.
What? Time will tell.
You kind of unsold me.
This is either horrible for me
or horrible for me. Step one.
Profile creation. Two words.
Sexy pics.
That's right. A majority
of your future partners don't give a
damn about the profile that took you hours to write
and took place in some mythical Narnia setting that's absolutely devoid of canonical value.
Goddammit, really?
My Narnia setting is perfectly canon.
You take the mythical dragoness to some dinner and she goes on and on about her Narnia ripoff world.
God, who cares?
dinner and she goes on and on about her Narnia rip-off world. God, who cares?
If your profile is a
demicat girl struggling to cover
her vastly over-proportioned memories,
most of the horned-out-of-their-mind
middle-aged 19-year-olds
will be all over you like white
on rice.
Demicat girl?
Yeah, those middle-aged 19-year-olds.
So if that is your profile,
if I could encourage you to submit your profile
to our website. Maybe a Demi-cat girl
is just part of a cat girl.
I'm just wondering which half is the cat girl.
It's a cat girl that's married to Ashton Kutcher.
Is it the cat part that purrs
or the cat part that shits in your shoes?
That's important.
Not that I'm interested.
Go ahead, whatever.
Sliders, be honest with them or you will pay dearly.
Wait, what?
I don't know.
Sure, yeah.
Sliders like the sci-fi show?
Get all your little hamburgers together.
I got something to tell you.
You're adopted.
As for the actual profile, that's up to you.
You can break it down to the essentials.
Appearance. Backstory, OOC kinks.
OMG, if someone does this to me one more time, I will kill myself, then you.
Really?
Jesus.
You're unstable.
As for appearance, some put in their character's height, weight,
which they think it's insanely clever to never answer this.
Even blood types.
For the most part, the player can see what your character looks like from the profile.
However, there are quite a few with a
well-made description that the picture can't
cover, such as if the character
makes eye contact, fidgets,
wearing something not in the picture, etc.
So, we don't care about
your profile, but you should write a really good profile.
Is that what you're trying to tell us?
Yes.
Okay.
You'll notice some profiles look different from yours.
They're fancy.
Some are even interactive.
Google HTML tips.
Most of the doped out profiles out there, which you'll be able to count on one hand,
were done with complicated amounts of script that consumed a decent chunk of time which their creators will never ever get back next on pimp my profile we strapped an lcd
screen to each tit so do you want me to jump down to step three here yeah i would like it uh step
three um which is not in any way a step, but it's a list of things.
Step three.
What else lurks in the inky void of Ika's chat room?
Clingers.
You're going to have a few RPs that, as they progressed, you didn't want to be in.
And because you're a decent human being and could see your ill-informed partner was enjoying himself, you didn't cut it off. Kudos!
So that's the sort of
analogy of the sort of date
that doesn't go very well, but you're already half
into giving him a handjob, so
I guess I'll just eat this guy.
Kudos!
Kudos!
Depending on how you performed, you may find yourself the proud owner of a clinger
a person my favorite character on mash yeah mine too
a person who is enjoying an unagreed upon friendship with you
more akin to a friend rape rather than ship. If it's a ship,
it's sinking fast.
No.
They'll try to
initiate more RPs that are nearly
identical to the one you just suffered through.
Never fear. Let them off
easy, yet firmly. Crush their
hopes in the most aesthetically pleasing
manner. Throw in compliments
or how you'd
like to remain just friends.
I mean, I like you.
I just don't see myself eating you.
It's not you.
It's my throat and me.
You give me indigestion.
We just have such different tastes.
God damn it.
I'll kill myself.
I'll be right back. I'll be right back.
No means.
Resorting to your ignore button,
while effective, could create an enemy.
And you never know what a person who thinks
they're an anthropomorphic dog
ex-sniper millionaire will resort to.
Lady, you just made enemies
with Dingleberry the Clinger.
Is that a sniper of
millionaires or a sniper that got a lot of money?
Yes.
How does a dog become a sniper?
I'm choosing to focus on that part because the rest I don't want to think about.
Fair enough.
All right.
What other kind of people are there?
Well, there's guilt trippers.
Would you like to know more about them?
Guilt trippers?
Yeah.
What are they?
Guilt trippers. You, what are they? Guilt trippers!
You will have to turn someone down.
It's their own fault for not reading your profile, but it happens.
Their response for the inevitable rejection will be something that was intended to elicit sympathy,
but more likely will enrage you.
Punch a wall, not your monitor.
That's good advice in general.
Spoken from experience you could get the last laugh if you don't message them after your initial turndown these beings are pessimistic and
will spend minutes staring at your fateful whisper that promised they will never manage
so much as a stroke at your behest. I can't masturbate to you!
Be gone!
So, my understanding, this is a community of
mostly rejection.
That doesn't seem to be the case.
It's the rejected rejecting
other people.
Be the better man.
Move on. Or say,
you mad? Then
slap ignore on.
One course of action is more mature
than the other, yet the other is
infinitely more satisfying.
Yeah, maturity. You can get that.
You can get a lot of that in this community.
What else? What other
kind of people are there? Well, there's
the particulars, a.k.a. picky fucks.
They're everywhere.
Either prepare to remake yourself totally to their standards or skip them.
I think I'll skip them.
Let's move on to the elitists.
Elitists!
Yes, people who think they are better than you will exist in every social environment you plan to inhabit, except Marxist Russia.
You know what?
Is there any other group other than elitists?
Yes, females.
What?
What?
Holy shit. You are crazy.
Females. Yes, they
do exist, and just to spite
you, they don't want to be towering
giantesses who receive earth-shattering orgasms from eating microbes.
Goddammit.
Just to spite you.
What they want is fairly mundane, such as attention to detail.
So try to be somewhat descriptive.
Though granted, over 90% of the RPers you'll encounter are male playing female characters, as are the ones that claim to be female are male.
Welcome to the internet!
Eh?
Don't worry, there are
a few ways to tell, but I'm far too
intoxicated to list them in any
coherent manner.
I get the feeling this is one of the times the reading and the reader
are synced up
in the same state.
A good bunch here are into yaoi at least that's what
the mf thread would like us to believe if you see an incredibly well-written profile about an
effeminate male character that screams jailbait odds are that's a female player word from the
wise don't white knight them don't patron. If you absolutely must roleplay with someone possessing a vajayjay because you'd feel uncomfortable if it were a dude, you'll have to be gay for it.
Funny how it works, huh?
Anywho, I'll add more to this for any that have had the extreme misfortune of reading everything.
You know what?
I don't.
That was a lot of text.
And I'm sure that we've all fucking given up
we don't care about any of this
text give me the too long didn't read version
tits
and tune in for the next exciting
installment of this guys
I don't think I summarized it at all
no I really didn't
now I'm more confused
maybe being eaten by
tits?
Goddamn.
Okay. Jack Chick, you're gonna
start us off here.
Alrighty. This is the
post titled,
Would You Got to a Planet with Giant
Birds and Dragons?
I don't know.
Somebody just watched Avatar.
Not me.
Alright, let's say there's a planet
like Earth discovered and on
Earth needed, say, maybe
100,000 people to go to that
planet to populate it and live
there just like it was Earth. But the thing
is, giant birds and giant
dragons already inhibit the planet
and that could and would
eat a human if it wanted to, but the
good news about these giant birds
and dragons, if tameable and
tamed successfully, would provide
good transportation.
What?
But number one, you would
have to tame it to follow your commands.
Number two, teach it how to allow you to ride them, and also teach it not to eat you.
And you would have to pick a bird or a dragon and do this all yourself.
And if successful, you won't be eaten, otherwise you'll become a meal to them.
Also, you would have the option not to tame one and provide your own transportation.
You forgot about this.
Wait, so wait, wait, wait, wait.
So let me get this straight.
I could either train it,
or if I don't train it, I could possibly be
eaten by it. But if I'm not
eaten by it, I could train it.
That's what you're trying to tell us.
Okay.
Whatever is made or manufactured on the new
planet, but we'd have to be careful not to
get eaten by a giant bird or dragon.
You would have to try and avoid them or something
to keep you safe.
Wait, would anybody volunteer for this?
Before any other
responses, one of the
forum moderators responds,
Nope, I wouldn't volunteer for that.
I don't like it, no sir.
There's a graphic to go with this.
Oh, that's right. What's underneath your post?
What's the graphic underneath your post?
Alright, so I've got like this Windows
exception box that popped up, right?
And it has the text, you have been swallowed
whole by a dragon. What do you want to
do? And then it has three selection
buttons. The first one says
digest, the second one says
pray, and the third one says panic.
So it's like eat pray love
yes something like that uh stock what do you have to say about this
hi i'm gregory i hate dragons the moment they become real is the moment I vacate the galaxy. Oh yeah? Now
a planet of giant wasps
and spiders.
Now we'd be getting somewhere.
Bump Girl, you have any thoughts on this?
It depends on the benefits.
If the planet had universal healthcare, I'd
consider it a worthwhile risk.
Besides, I'm not
that much of an avid traveller, so if I
had to acquire and tame my own bird
and or dragon, I'd consider
it something worth taking my time on.
If permitted, I'd take my
sweet time picking out a bird
slash dragon and try to
claim for myself.
I'd wait until I came across one that
already had some of the qualities I'd want
in such an animal,
chief among them being a lack of interest in eating people What are you doing on this forum?
instead of trying to instill them in it.
Do as I say, not as I do.
As for the flying and riding thing, well, like I said, I'm not an avid traveler.
Meaning I don't leave the house.
Dragon, more like a companion than a steed at first.
I'd work on bonding with it
and earning its trust before
I attempted to train it. And even
when I was comfortable enough to try
to train it, I'd probably start
off subtly so that it didn't feel
like it was training. Like the first
time I climbed on its back might be to pet
it, for example.
Only way I'd
really be serious about training would
be if I had some douchebag in a suit
and or chief of military uniform barking at
me to get it done, and even then, I'd probably
try to argue with him that I'm trying to do it
right, since I'll assume at least a few of those
100,000 people came with us failed epically
when they tried to rush it.
As long as I didn't have to worry about food, housing,
or medical costs,
I'd consider training a giant dragon or bird
to be a worthwhile investment of my time
and something worth taking my time on.
That sounds great.
Unfortunately, it was great at first,
but then the fucking military showed up.
What does it say under this?
Jeez, Duke, are you trying to make your situation
not as dystopia?
What does it say under your post, Pump Girl?
I am a shameless self-promoter.
Please click here and view the articles to help me pay my bills.
Oh, hello, Michael Ross.
Yeah, so this furry here is a writer for America's Got...
or TheExaminer.com, I think?
Yeah.
Yeah, The Examiner, basically, they get bloggers or writers or et cetera
to write for, you know, specific subjects.
Like, you might have a food writer or a, I don't know,
local squash get-together writer.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Okay, his profile.
His profile.
OK, so so we're going to call him by his other kin name, Terostas, the Cobalt Cat.
He looks exactly like I expected.
So Terostas, the Cobalt Cat, is a America's Got Talent examiner.
And here's a little bit of Terostas. After attending Bridgewater State for two years,
Michael attempted to transform his creative writing into a stand-up comedy
act. Inspired by Terry
Fator, who is a puppet comedian,
he now watches America's
Got Talent as fan and
forecaster alike.
He wanted
to make a career in showbiz.
Therefore, he watches a TV show.
Yeah, I think stand-up furry war is probably a niche market.
Okay, down to Crypt Rat, please.
Short version of the answer, hell no.
Long version, there are enough things in the real world that I avoid now that could conceivably kill or eat me.
And I already spend a lot of time avoiding situations in which either could happen.
Go on.
Where do you live exactly?
Well, here.
I can practice synchronized swimming and feeding a frenzy of sharks.
I can go camping in a grizzly bear country wearing raw meat suit.
I can go buy a jar of honey and bury myself headfirst in an anthill.
But so you actively spend your time, you actively spend most of your time avoiding doing those things?
Because the temptation is so great that you want to do these things, but you don't?
Yeah, it's really hard.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That sounds really difficult for you.
It's really hard being an advanced vorophile. Can I I'm sorry. That sounds really difficult for you. Really hard being an advanced vorophile.
Can I
continue? Fine.
Okay. Survival instinct trumps
fun role-playing scenario
and hard. Okay.
I can't train my
dogs to do what I want them to do right now, and
they don't want to eat me, so there's no
freaking way that I intend to test my ability
to convince animals to listen to me by spending time trying to train a man-eating monster to let the tasty would-be food thing ride its back.
He's kind of a half-empty kind of fella.
He really is.
I like that this question that he's posed of like – this question that Justin's posed of like, hey, would you go to this planet where like there's dragons and they all want to eat you?
Like he asked that question and clearly everyone that responds goes, no, I've clearly thought about this a lot.
Well, they're taking it very seriously, too.
This is not a question that one takes lightly.
This isn't fantasy, Vore.
This is real, Vore.
All right, John, take the
guy there on page two.
I don't usually post,
but I thought I'd give my opinion on this.
Number one,
only 100,000 humans
have to go, and you failed
to give any details if it were forced
or volunteered.
He said, would you do this?
I think that clearly
navigates, would you like to be a slave?
No, that doesn't work.
No, the words forced or volunteered were not in there.
It doesn't count.
Number two, you're trying to mix up
fantasy with real life. I know a number of people
who want to be forcefully devoured
within the roleplay chat,
but none who want to
practice this stuff
within their
own life.
You want to go to a planet with birds and
dragons and they're really big and the birds are dragons?
You know the dragons aren't real.
Number
three, and you failed to give
any percentage of success.
Say if I were 10% chance
of success for the dragons, I sure as hell
wouldn't go. However, for an 80% deal, so sweet chance of success for the dragons, I sure as hell wouldn't go.
However, for an 80% deal, so sweeten the pot for me here.
There's only a 20% chance you'll get eaten.
Number four.
In short, I wouldn't and I don't know any sane person that would.
Thanks.
No insult.
Lakai.
What's Lakai's tagline?
He says, hooray, I'd be on RP Chat almost all of two times.
Smiley face.
That is hooray.
That's something to be proud of and happy about.
All right.
So this is a piece about vor and love.
And are they the same thing?
Yoshi Lover thinks so.
Hey, everyone.
My name is Yoshi Lover.
I am somewhat familiar with something.
I'm from Florida.
I've put 20 comments on my blog.
I have a Yahoo account.
But vor equals love?
Hmm.
I was just very curious as to if some vor is an act of love as it is to me.
Like, when a girl, or guy, eats you and digests you, you see it as an act of love that the two of you will be together forever.
Oh, hot dog, I love you. That's why I'm going to eat you.
I say that to my food all the time.
Soon you will be poop.
That's what it's like for me.
Anyone else feel the same?
Or does it mean more or less?
Love, colon, gene.
Look at the world through another's plural eyes before you judge them.
And then, so sort of everyone responds, no, no, that's not love at all.
That's just a creepy thing that we all do to each other because we're weird creeps.
And that's what everyone else says.
But then guess whom steps up?
Regarding Vore Equals Love by guess whom?
Vore is love and love is vore, yes,
but not all the time.
Like a Beatles song.
It's complicated.
Vore, for me,
would be an act of love or companionship.
It would be like sex with
a partner. What?
It's not just a we're
having sex thing. It's a
pre-thought-out thing that you have with someone else whom you have strong feelings towards.
Sure, sex doesn't happen in all of those scenarios, like someone who's easy or other indiscriminate things I won't go into detail with.
No, certainly not. Let's keep it classy.
Yeah, exactly.
But most sex is
had between two partners or lovers.
Willing for
is amazing.
I guess it's gotta be
because it has scrambled your fucking eggs.
It's the two people
deciding to delve into the commitment
together, digestion or not.
Honey, I'm just not ready for digestion yet.
Accidental Vore can be like two individuals who are suddenly thrust into a strange environment
with one another, but can be intimate afterwards if no digestion is involved.
What kind of meat cute is this?
Does he stumble in the park and you accidentally...
Oh, you're halfway in my mouth.
Unwilling vor isn't as horrible as
unwilling sex, but it's a
close follow-up.
Wait. Oh, jeez.
I don't know. That would be
a hard choice, is all I'm saying.
Without digestion,
it can be kind of fun,
but with it, it's turned from sex to some kind of fatality worship.
Of course, when observing boar between someone else or in another concept, it can be enjoyable to watch whether those pred or prey are willing or unwilling.
So a wrench is thrown in the works here.
What are you talking about?
wrench is thrown in the works here.
What are you talking about?
At no point has he said
I'm talking about people
role-playing or typing this out in the chat.
It's like he's talking about real life.
Yeah, this is the weirdest birds and the bees talk
a child has ever received.
See, when a man and a woman are very
hungry. Son, I want you to use this.
I know it may feel weird.
Hands on my barbecue fork.
Eat it better.
I guess the point is that if you compare vor is sex, then you've got my general feelings on the vor subject.
Willing is the ordinary.
Accidental would be like spending the night drunk with a friend and in their bed.
That awkward moment that night when you realize who it was you slept with.
I know I kind of ate you last night, but please don't think it's like something serious.
It's okay.
I remember.
I totally didn't digest you.
Come on.
Just stick your head in my mouth just to see what it feels like.
Just the skull.
Just the skull. Just the skull.
And unwilling, well, unwilling is a tender spot to look at.
No fatality should happen with unwilling prey.
That's what I believe.
But we all like our own stuff.
Rest assured, if boar were sex, I would boar the hell out of you.
That's good too.
And eating a
little bird face.
That's adorable.
They have voricon.
It's a voricon, yeah.
There's a little stick man leg sticking out of his mouth.
Voricon.
Oh my god.
We're going to move on to relationship advice.
So we're starting with you, Boots.
Oh, my girlfriend broke up with me?
Yeah.
Damn it.
Hey everybody, I'm Weirdost.
Hi, Weirdost!
What rank are you on this website?
I'm an advanced Vorafile.
Nice.
And I just want to tell you that my girlfriend broke up with me.
Oh, no.
That's not good.
I wonder why.
I wonder what could possibly cause her to break up with me.
Over my fetish.
Oh.
Okay, that makes sense.
It's a surprise.
Aspects of it and the fact that what it was I found so attractive and arousing just pushed her away.
Obviously, that hurts a lot.
She does not want us to be
together because of who and what
I am. I don't want us
to be together because I don't like
you.
I know. That's fucked up.
If you were dating
somebody with a vore fetish, though, isn't that
exactly the conclusion you'd immediately jump to?
I was wondering, is this always going to be a problem for me?
Is my fetish always going to offend or push people away who don't share it?
Especially those who don't have the fetish of their own.
Yes.
Yep.
I just want to know.
Yes.
Somebody would answer me. Yes. It. I just want to know. Yes. Somebody would answer me.
Yes.
It's just been troubling me, and I was just
hoping people here with experience
would have some advice or knowledge on the matter
because the thought of never being comfortable
with who I am, with the person
I'm supposed to be the most intimate
with, it's just a horrible thought.
You don't have a war fetish.
Advice poems by Stog.
That doesn't make any sense.
Any thoughts or even help
would be most appreciated.
I'm going with Stog's advice.
If only somebody
would offer some help.
Maybe she was just like, okay, so
you can't literally eat me.
This is all fantasy, and you're just doing it on this own site.
So why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I wish you would roleplay Vor with me.
You paid how much for that
fucked up commission art?
Oh, honey,
you're eating me. I'm being digested.
You know, I'm just going to go. Bye.
Bumgirl, you can commiserate the boots, right?
Well, yeah.
Well, I suffered this issue before.
I was going to get together with a girl, but she had no fetishes whatsoever.
What a freak.
Was kind of weird.
Wow.
But she couldn't stand Vore.
But it was the furry aspect for me.
I'm a furry.
She didn't like it.
Fur isn't a fetish.
It's a way of life.
So that I couldn't deal with.
Fetishes are easier to deal with.
Because they are not necessarily
part of your life in all matters.
It cannot be easily
hidden.
But yes, it is likely to cause problems.
You know what, Bump Girl?
Before we move on,
you have... I know you're looking for
love. So if you
want to just read us your profile
Then maybe F Plus listeners
That listen to that
Maybe could hook up with you
What are you looking for?
Currently I'm looking for a scene in an educational institute
It's called a school idiot
Well
School scene desired
Currently I'm looking for a scene in an educational institute
It's called a school, idiot.
Either a scene where a teacher
in a school where Vore is normal
eats bad students
or University
of Vore where I play
stalk prey and you play the female teacher
showing the students how to eat
catch prey and tease prey, etc.
Etc.
University of Vore. I got my MBA there.
It can be a world where Vore is
normal or not.
And it can be like the prey students know
that if they get eaten, they die and they know
this risk. I'm looking for females
mostly, or herms or shemales.
Sorry, males don't interest me.
Also, it's likely to be played via IMs or
on the chat. Oh, really?
Whatever it is, it has to have tits.
Well, fuck you all.
I studied for the culinary art of America.
All right, back to the threaded hands.
Next, Jimmy Franks.
Every relationship is different.
It's a combination of accepting you for who you are
and also being able to function in society.
As in, you can to function in society. As in, you
can't function in society.
That's why you're here.
This isn't necessarily
going to be a major hurdle for you
in future relationships.
It may push some people away. A good relationship
for anyone with any kind of quirk
involves both accepting
the person for who they are and that person ensuring kind of quirk involves both accepting the person for who they are
and that person ensuring that their quirk doesn't impede them from functioning.
So beating off to furry porn is a quirk.
Let's go through definitions.
A quirk would be somebody that, I don't know, always needs to wear pink socks.
There you go.
That's a quirk.
That's a quirk.
He likes to wear pink socks.
There you go.
That's a quirk.
That's a quirk.
Wanting to eat a fully functioning human being alive and then digest them?
I don't know.
I think that's something else.
Yeah, that's less a quirk and more, you know, exhibit B. I don't fucking know why you are being so hostile towards prey.
I'm not.
I'm being hostile towards predators.
That's, oh, yeah.
If it's wrong, then I don't want to be right.
It's just sex.
And eating people.
So don't feel obligated to get over your fetish, but also
don't let it, say,
overshadow your life.
Like it has for all of us.
John, you're up next.
Okay, I am Cosmic Grounds, and before
anyone else says it, you should keep your
fetish to yourself. Don't worry
as there are many fish in the sea.
Thanks, Grandma.
I feel a lot better now.
Oh, I have another little, and my
signature has another little nugget
of wisdom. It doesn't matter who you
are on the outside, but
it does matter who you have digesting inside.
Wow.
Okay.
So I'm Mr. Dog.
Mr. Dog.
How long have you been posting, Mr. Dog?
Been posting for a bit.
All right.
Furry isn't something that needs to be a part of your life in all matters either, though.
Maybe I'm not hardcore enough or something, but I don't
really see how furry is a way of life.
I don't think you've ever seen a
furry. You're on a forum and you don't know this yet?
Hardcore for bikers.
That guy
that just spoke had so many peeing Calvins
on his truck. It's not even funny.
There was a
Calvin peeing on the Calvin.
Tessellating. When the dealership asked him what color he wanted his truck to be
he just said peeing calvin
and you know what ford had that ready
all right so my name's acol i'm a i'm a kind of light-spirited happy guy just yeah i kind of
always see the kooky things about life.
My partner has no problem with it, and I kind of got her into it,
but she has some weird fetishes anyway,
like incest, so
I thought it was normal and fun.
Oh?
A lot to disconnect.
Record scratch sound.
I love the helpful advice of,
I have this problem.
It's like, oh, I don't have that problem at all.
Also, lol incest.
I ignore my problems.
My life is awesome compared to yours.
Goodbye.
If the person can't accept you for who you are
and what you like,
then they don't truly love you. A true love will accept you for who you are and what you like, then they don't truly love you.
A true love will accept you for anything, no matter what.
So good luck on finding true love.
And then Stog, you actually got the summary here with Unicorn.
Hello, I'm Unicorn and I'm from Greenland.
Yay!
Hi, I'm a unicorn.
I don't think it will always be a problem.
Some people are more accepting than others.
I think if her disliking on the one part of you outweighed her liking of the rest,
then she's not the one for you anyway.
My girlfriend doesn't like Vore, or my fascination with it,
but she still loves me.
Das Prompt.
We've been together for two days.
Das Prompt.
She doesn't know about my Vore fascination.
She was so happy when I bought her those plane tickets
to get her out of Russia.
She kept saying such appreciative
words. I think they were appreciative. I couldn't
really tell. They were in Russian.
So they are out there. And there's a quote
that says,
before anyone else says it, you should keep your fetish to yourself.
As for this, I don't think that's good advice.
It's not a bad thing to test the waters with someone and see if they are willing to accept it.
You don't need to go into detail,
but if it turns out they find it interesting,
then it would have been a shame to have kept it a secret.
If boar is a substantial part of who you are, then it would have been a shame to have kept it a secret. If vor is a
substantial part of who you are, then your
mate should be accepting of it. Or they're not
really a good fit for you. So it seems to me
anyway.
Just broach the subject of vor
softly and subtly. Like, hey,
that piece of chicken you're eating from your Caesar salad,
imagine if that were a person. Would that
turn you on? Maybe? No?
Yeah? Somebody should really read the comment underneath it.
Yeah, I'm Serge.
Just one girl. There are plenty more
who aren't judge-metal cunt buckets.
Buckets full of cunts.
It's just a bucket in the shape
of a cunt.
So this is Boots' favorite thing in the world.
I'm
Yamabob35.
What do you got to say for us?
This is a thread about neglected organs.
Okay.
Yeah, neglected.
It has occurred to me that the stomach seems to get the most of the attention in oral vor in most cases.
My point is, after that diversion, I'm going to get to the point.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, I have a question.
Yeah.
And maybe this is just because I'm new to vor.
Well, that's cool.
What is non-oral vor?
Oh.
You can snort people.
Actually, there's a whole subgroup
of vore called unbirthing
which is usually
yeah but that happens after
no
there's actually an entire subgenre
of just unbirthing which is
getting sucked into the vagina or the anus
wait no
unbirthing is that, isn't it?
Yeah, that's right.
That's not vore.
Unbirthing is vaginal anal vore.
They call the other anal vore.
It's tangentially related.
I'm sad that I know this.
We all are.
I'm just making it perfectly clear that I'm not talking about unbirthing.
Sure, okay.
We're talking about...
My point is, it seems like a small and large intestine don't get enough attention.
You with me?
Yes.
Where are all the cheers?
Yay!
Yay!
I cheer, but I have my mouth full.
I'm glad somebody finally had the balls to talk about this.
Right.
They are, after all, where most of the major parts of the digestion take place.
And food only spends roughly three to five hours in the stomach, and the rest are in
the intestines.
Anyway, I just think more artists and writers should inc-cude them more so that they don't
feel left out.
Vory face.
Oh, get it left out?
Like, outside of the human body?
That's a good one.
Boo.
It's part of my Vor fic that is missing reality.
It bugs me.
And I am Halo Ronin.
And I say here, here.
I agree with Yamabob.
Though, however, those of us Vor that I are in with the AV scene or snakes have Pleiante of intestinal area to cover.
How did they manage
to spell intestinal right
and then just... The rest of that
is so bad.
Intestinal's right, but
R is so misspelled.
What's your signature there,
Halo Ronin? Mine is
a really bad CGI bug licking
the screen in a circular motion, and behind it, it says,
you are so tasty. But your avatar
is cute little raccoon.
Oh, I'm a chubby little thing
who likes to eat things. Absolutely
going to be on the website. Hello.
My name is Razzgrizz.
What do you have to say to us? I got
some neglected organs, if
you know what I mean.
He means the intestines, right?
Yeah, I think so.
That's what the complaint was, so yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Slaughterdog.
Hello.
Thing is, in the RPs I've done, the prey was well dead by the time it was in the intestines,
so not as many posts can talk about that
other than to describe how it gets pumped through,
around the curves, thickening, etc.
Oh yeah!
It is at this point that the digested food starts to drift around the corner.
And then fudge is made.
I'd like to see a pic of an undigested prey going through, though.
I think that'd be a ride.
I think I saw that episode of the Magic School Bus. This person has posted 3,585 times,
and they've never seen a pic of an undigested prey going through?
The internet has failed this guy.
Jimmy Franks, you are a foobarone?
That's foobar
one. Oh, sorry.
I'm sorry. Foobar one. I see
the stomach as more of a generality.
Personally, with my
preferences, I really don't like to consider
any organs involved other than a big
old comfy, squishy, warm sack and a warm soft heart.
I'm a pussy.
Smiley face.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
Wouldn't it be great if we had more biology in our silly fantastical world?
Well, nope.
Less.
Alright.
My name is Spiderbone.
As I'm not really a big fan
of complete digestion,
the intestines are rarely used,
if they have any,
since the pred usually absorbs
the prey into their body.
Oh, yeah.
I just can't fathom the thought that the prey would slowly become...
Or the pred would...
Oh, sorry.
I just don't like scatology.
Uh, greater than, underscore, less than.
Semicolon. greater than underscore less than semicolon something teeming
with bacteria and intestinal
phlegm is just a
giant turn off for me
good luck getting a date from these boards
and even if
the prey wasn't digested
passes through the preds body well these boards. And even if the prey wasn't digested, passes
through the pred's body,
well,
it'd probably be less disgusting.
A very weird
rollercoaster ride, though.
Actually, I kind of like it now that I think
about it.
So the
front half of it he's all about, but
the back half, not so much.
Yeah. Stop putting biology into my crazy fetish.
What the fuck, dude?
Eating's hot, shitting's not.
I'm SuperSecretAlias, and I'm new to the forum.
But you have something important to say, right?
What about the gallbladder?
We totally need some more gallbladder action in our boar stories.
Incomprehensible face.
I think that's angry.
That's true.
Actually, at the very bottom of this page,
Nutshell We Eat Monkeys has a response to Bump Girl.
You'll get your gallbladder about the same time I get some pancreas and appendix.
Maybe some heart vore.
Heart vore!
Ramming you into my ventricles!
No, no, no, it means the singers involving the members of Heart.
Oh!
All singing alone as they slide through the esophagus.
Hi, everybody.
I'm going to be reading ICN.
This is a post titled, No Burps in Vore.
What?
No, you should be angrier about that.
No, no, I'm just announcing the title.
Burps and bilches tend to ruin vore images for me,
and they seem to happen very frequently.
Oh, my God. for me and they seem to happen very frequently! Oh my god! Incidentally, there's another thread on this forum saying there aren't enough
burps and bilps and fur and that people like them!
I guess we all notice something more when we don't like it!
Who dislikes bilches? If you
like burps, save it for
the other thread.
Oh my god!
It's a fucking Jets and the Sharks thing
happening here. Oh my god.
I got something to say to that.
What do you have to say, Boots?
Yeah, uh,
I'm Cosmic Grounds.
I'm sorry, what do you have to say, Cosmic Gr Yeah, uh, no, I'm cosmic grounds. I'm sorry, what do you have to say? Cosmic grounds?
Uh, belches are the result of gases in the stomach.
Fuck you!
That's what belches are.
That's true, okay.
Hungry Fat Girl, do you have anything to say to add to this?
Not a big fan of it.
I do add little burps now and then If the story seems to call for it
But they're the cutesy ones, not belches
Also, deaf
Not a fan of farting
Just throwing it out there
I hate these prudes
Doondemi, who is a participator
With 174 posts
I really like burps and vore
I don't think they're overused
In fact, without counting any cartoons I can only remember five Artists who like burps and vore. I don't think they're overused. In fact, without counting any cartoons,
I can only remember five artists
who use burps as a constant in their work right now.
Three of them!
Three of them do it because of an actual burp fetish.
Crossover!
So, just so you know,
of course, having them in every picture
slash story slash whatever would ruin it,
but honestly, what wouldn't?
As much as I love them, I would be
jaded if they appeared all the
time, just as much as anything
that I'd be used constantly.
This is all a case of what I
like to call fap to your own
fetish.
What's another metaphor? That doesn't make sense to me. Give me another metaphor. Oh's another metaphor?
That doesn't make sense to me.
Give me another metaphor.
Oh, another metaphor.
Okay.
Okay.
That was a term I created.
Another term that I created was anyone's farts smell good to oneself.
That's another turn of phrase or simply everyone has their own tastes.
For some reason, I don't really like that phrase very much.
I like the first two a lot better.
The second one is a translation of something I heard in Spanish,
so I apologize if it isn't very clear.
Yeah, the clarity is what the problem was there.
I posted a thing, a Hungry Fat Girl blog post that Bump Girl needs to read.
Oh, okay.
So, Bump Girl, I'm sorry, Hungry Fat Girl,
you have a blog post?
I do.
Okay. What is it important?
The title. The Joys
of Jell-O.
Okay, I feel like it's a copyright problem,
but go ahead.
No, J-E-L-L-O,
and it's all one word, but then when I
talk, it's a case, and then there's the hyphen, but there's another hyphen. Anyway,
so I was sitting here craving some Jell-O, so I made some
I'd been saving for such an occasion. Had the Cool Whip,
everything, and my favorite flavor, Berry Blue. I waited until tonight
even, though I made it much earlier, so it'd be super cold from the fridge.
Just now I started eating it, and some things occurred to me.
Namely, this is the best vory food.
Okay.
It feels so good and slick on my tongue,
and it jingles and moves against it.
And I just realized if you swallow
it quickly while it's still cold, you can
feel it go down. A moment ago
I actually felt it jiggle in my
throat for a moment. I got so excited
I had to blog.
Anyone else tried this?
No. Okay, back to enjoying
my jello in an oh-so-wrong
way. Oh, you're
so gross. Jesus Christ, lady, you're gross. Because there's always room for jello in an oh-so-wrong way. Oh, you're so gross. Jesus Christ, lady,
you're gross. Because there's always
room for jello. Okay.
It's my favorite thing in the world. I love
each and every comment on this
dearly. I love
everything that happens here.
This is why I was holding back my hipster voice the whole time.
My name
is Dragonic Wolf, and
I am an intermediate vorophile from new zealand uh
is vor feeling less and less forbidden and thus less arousing uh i'm pretty sure there was another
thread roughly discussing this a couple years ago if i could remember correctly but i fail to be
able to find it anyway i remember back when I had no idea there was
a community for the vorish
fascination and fetish.
I would always feel guilty
for drawing vorish things
or even thinking about them.
It just felt morally forbidden.
And I was extremely
embarrassed by it.
Back then,
I also believed in heaven.
Oh.
Oh.
Back then.
And I was worried that
when I died, all of the angels
and God would know
about my fetish, and I would feel
so awful.
Here comes an animated smiley
face that's laughing, followed by me
typing the word,
ha ha.
But this was also the time I gained
so much pleasure from indulging
in vorish things.
Very much more than I do now, after
spending years in the community.
It's as if I've gotten
used to vor,
and it does not give me the same feeling anymore.
Oh, it rhymes.
Yeah. That's the part that's a problem with my sentence. Anyway...
You've lost that boring feeling.
Now it's nom, nom, nom.
Oh god. Nom, nom. Oh, God. I am now trying to find ways to rediscover the ability to feel aroused to the extent that I did before.
I don't feel anything from normal smut porn or any other fetishes other than vor or gore, no matter how hard I try.
So the thought of losing the ability to be aroused at all is quite scary to me.
Take a deep breath. Take that in. So the thought of losing the ability to be aroused at all is quite scary to me.
Take a deep breath.
Take that in.
He's not turned down by Vore anymore, which is a problem because the only thing that turns him on is Vore.
It's Vore.
That's the only trigger he has, and now that's not hot anymore.
I think this is a wonderful thing.
This is the best news I've had this entire podcast I anxiously
await him showing up in the
asexuality episode we're planning
yay
remember the name Dragonic Wolf
I'm pretty sure it's unique
so we'll be able to track him down
anyway
I was thinking about maybe cutting out engaging in the related
activities like looking at vor sites or vor art or stories etc and then going to them only once
in a while as a treat you feel me yeah uh but i'm not wanting to do this either because boar has become an addiction, even though I don't feel as much from it.
I'm like that rat in the science experiment where when the rat pulls the lever, a snake eats it.
Except that rat has a boner.
Okay.
Anyway, let's close this out.
It would be interesting to see what people would have to say on this,
or if they have similar experiences.
Though, I think it's pretty straightforward, logically.
Too much of something gets boring.
It would be great to hear of ways to make it un-boring again,
somehow animated looking around face.
But somehow I don't think it would be that easy.
Alright, Stog, depress us further.
Hmm, my name's Seaguy, and I have a This American Lovecraft avatar.
Hoo hoo hoo!
Yeah, that's pretty cute.
That's pretty cute.
I'm not sure what to say exactly.
I've gotten bored with non-vore fetishes in the past, though, so some of this may be applicable.
I find that taking a break for
a week or so can help.
I lucked out
and ended up
with lots of fetishes
so if Makro gets boring,
I go to Vore.
If I get tired of Vore,
I go to Transformation.
Jesus Christ!
From Transformation to BDSM and so on.
But it looks like that might not work if Vore is the only one you really like.
He sure did luck out.
I get really fucked up in a lot of ways.
Another thing I do sometimes is investigate very, very specific aspects of war or try out aspects of a fetish that haven't appealed to me before.
What?
Why are you doing that?
Jack off of all trades.
I'm the Renaissance pervert.
Oh, my God. so he's forcing himself
like he's like sitting in front of his
computer like jerking off to things he doesn't
seem hot like I have to do this to
grow as a human being
he's a clockwork vore
the only way I can level
up is if I explore more
aspects of Vore.
Anyway, in a way, a strong personal dislike of some aspect of a fetish can be a lot like a self-created taboo.
And breaking it can be just as interesting as breaking more socially imposed taboos.
breaking more socially imposed taboos. For example, when normal vore doesn't feel hot enough, I sometimes up it to something
completely outrageous and abnormal seeming, like baby eating.
That's when I get to level 5.
Don't be afraid to explore things to their limit. The worst that can happen is that you feel a bit disgusted with something you've read or looked at or imagined,
which certainly isn't the end of the world.
The worst thing that can happen is you'll have horrible brain scars that'll never go away.
It's the end of my world when baby eating is not outside of the limits.
It's not taboo anymore.
There's no reason to approach this issue rationally or logically,
as fantasy, sexual or otherwise, is one of those realms
where we can feel free to think as irrationally and illogically as we like.
Also, my realm is filled with dragons.
Excelsior!
You creepy
fuck. Thank you.
You creepy, horrible man.
Is from wherever
the pred who ate me is, USA.
That's where
you're from now? Oh, no, that's your location.
That's his location, yeah.
Benor says, it's natural for feelings to lessen once you've gotten used to or comfortable with them.
That's how paramedics deal with the horrors they see every day.
Same thing, really.
That's how F-plus paramedics deal with the horrors they see every week.
No, no, no, we do that with their drinking.
If they approached each accident with the same emotional intensity as their first encounter, they'd be insane in a matter of weeks.
They're acclimating to their surroundings, and the same can be true for a fetish once you have a place to express it, as you do here.
I doubt it's become an addiction, but more likely an easy habit.
Much like the internet itself, it sinks its evil tendrils into the common person who can no longer pull away and experience real life like they used to.
Surprise face.
That never happens on the Vore forums, though.
These two things, comfort and habit, mean you probably should try to limit the time you spend boring about.
You know, 12 hours or so.
Yeah, that's sound advice.
Absence makes the heart
grow fonder, as they say.
And the stomach growlier.
Suspicious face.
Also, he did
not like his own pun.
I can't believe
I said that.
Also, go back to some of the things,
drawings, stories, that you really enjoyed back when Vore was fresh say that. Also, go back to some of the things, drawings, stories, that you
really enjoyed back when Vore was fresh
to you. Sometimes,
the classics can be the best for what
ails you.
The more you know.
You know, Roseheart
is really the Buster Keaton
of Vore drawings.
His classic approach.
Did he just say that?
I am from Illinois.
I don't know about me getting bored
of Vore, because I've liked it for as long
as I can remember, and to be honest, I'm addicted to it
and it arouses me the most out of any of my
other fetishes.
But I also don't get bored of
things that quick. As a matter of fact, normally I also don't get bored of things that quick.
As a matter of fact, normally, I don't get bored of things at all, but I do know that
you mean about not wanting to stop indulging yourself and going to Vore sites, drawing
Vore art, and looking at it and everything, because indulging yourself in something you
like feels good, and of course, it becomes an addiction, which to be honest, there could
be way worse addictions.
A long time ago, I tried to stop Vore slightly
and I didn't actually have the willpower.
But I guess the reason I don't get bored of Vore
is because I have so many other
fetishes to compare it to.
I always come up with many different sexual fantasies in my head.
I do it when I'm bored. I do it for fun.
I'm surprised that I don't actually start writing stories.
I think maybe you should try to explore yourself sexually
a little more.
Oh god!
Yeah, he did just say that.
That happened.
Yeah.
Anyway, I wanted to respond here real quick.
Thanks for the insight, guys, especially Banner.
I think it's indeed habit, not addiction.
It could also do with the fact that since I am female with a weird voice,
it is more difficult for me to get into states of sexual arousal.
See what I'm saying here?
But that could be the small physical aspect against the mainly psychological. And there we go.
Round about an hour of...
John, what did you learn from this?
Well, I learned something actually good and nice and wholesome, which is a nice contrast.
That, in all these episodes of examining these horrible things on the internet, these horrible people who love them,
it hasn't rubbed off on me, because I don't get vor at all.
In the least.
I mean, other things like, you know... I mean, even a foot fetish. I don't have... i don't get vor at all in the least i mean other things like you know
i mean even a foot fetish i don't have i don't understand that like i get the turn on but
i can kind of see the point like you know feet are covered feet aren't really like you know i
can see that being fetishized because that's kind of everything but eating and digesting someone it
doesn't even offend me i'm just like i don't why what what is with you people that is
just i don't get it at all yeah yeah exactly and it is i mean you know to the to the vorafiles
credit and god knows we've given them very little to the vorafiles credit they do seem to have a
fairly good line between fantasy and reality i mean again comparatively these don't seem to people that are like actually like
eating other people i think i hope uh but it is it's it's another one of those ones that's
it's a fetish that seems very internet you know because because like the inflation fetishists
this has nothing to do with biology or human interaction it's it's something that only exists in fucked up minds.
And it's something that I can't pin.
I mean, again, if you are a Vorophile
and you're listening to this
because you'd type Vor into iTunes,
would you let us know?
Like, we really want to know.
What's, what, why?
What, really?
Okay.
Also, if you're doing that,
when you type born to itunes
please tell me what else the search brings up seriously serious what else that's bringing
anyway the website as always thefpl.us this is what we do we do it every week and uh we get more
fucked up shit for you so go to the website leave some comments become friends of us so that we'll feel validated by it. Yes. We always want those
comment boxes full.
Like our stomachs. Full of
people. There we go. Alright.
Next time. Bye bye.
Goodbye.
Bye bye. You know, in the real dating world, apart from this weird fetish shit, where the girls control all the sex and the guys are just left to fucking, you know, pick up
scraps after them. Pick up
sex scraps.
Well, you can't eat yourself
after all. If you pick up enough sex
scraps, you can sew yourself a woman out of
them. Oh, there you go.
A little raggedy Andy
that you can fuck.
Alright, next up.
We just created our own fetish.