The F Plus - 73: I Can Do Dream Analysis In My Sleep

Episode Date: May 10, 2012

For man to be truly aware of himself, he must explore his own mind. To examine your own thoughts, wants and failures and growing on the things you've learned is the way to thrive; to be a member of an evolving species who looks toward the horizon and takes a step forward. But what of dreams, those manifestations of your subconscious that you cannot seize control of? With an expression so disjointed and free of rational thought, can a dream really ever be understood? Well, if you're a member of dreammoods.com, sure! All you gotta do is start typing. This week, The F Plus is just waiting for Varzandeh to show up.

Okay, the lyrics to Judas are O-O-O-O, I'm in love with Judas, Judas. Judas, Judah-ah, Judas, Judah-ah. That does sound like... Judas, Judas, Gaga. Dream, dream, dream when I want you In my arms I'll be your friend I guess. I'm just a little distracted. I've been trying to wrap my head around this all day. Okay. Is this about the episode that we're going to do? It's not really anything important, but since you asked last night, I had this really weird dream. Oh, sure. That'll be a thing. Anyway, we're so glad that... No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. You need to hear about this dream. I mean, it was pretty weird.

I don't know that I do. Yeah, trust me. I know people say, oh, you know, you got to hear about this one. Trust me, this one was really weird, and it'll blow your mind. Okay, so here's what the dream was about. So I was in my house, right? And it was a normal day, and I look up, and my mom is on the ceiling. Yeah, sure.

I guess she was visiting or something, and her skin was pink. Pink skin. I mean, that's not normal. No. So, you know, that's pretty weird. But then I look down, and I'm holding a Pepsi. Just holding a Pepsi. I don't drink Pepsi.

I'm a Coke man. I'm a Coke man to my grave. Well, that's something that you're going to have to think about by yourself then, I guess. No, this is upsetting to me, because I'm really trying to figure out what this means.

Like, why is my brain telling me to drink Pepsi and look at my mom on the ceiling? Okay, so you're looking for a dream analysis? Yeah, you Okay, so you're looking for dream analysis? Yeah, you know, because you're pretty good with that stuff, right? I think that's what you do. Well, insofar as I can say words,

and that's really all you need for dream analysis, is, I guess, a little bit of conviction, and then just saying words. No, Lemon, I don't want you to fake it, okay? This is important to me. I take very seriously my presence in the dream world. You want a real resource. Well, lucky for you, one of our Race for Ridiculism winners,

he was actually nice enough to provide us with a site called dreammoods.com. Dreammoods. Yeah, dreammoods. And they have a forum where people submit their dreams. They tell the internet about their dreams, and then other people give that analysis

of the dream. Well, that sounds perfect. Yeah, so I think you should just go there instead of talking to anyone about your dream ever. Are you sure it's okay? Because I don't want to rob you of the opportunity to give your interpretation. No, no, that's fine. No, no, it'll be good.

Everyone's going to be really, you know, totally well-informed, really smart, like, and no one will talk out of their ass. It'll be terrific. I can't stand stuff like that. That would really piss me off if that happened. Well, okay, I'm going to go check it out. All right, you're going to probably want some company, though, so readers assemble!

In the room tonight, we have Isfahan. I had a dream that I was running away from something, but that isn't important. The importance of this dream was the amount of noses. Booth rain gear. I escaped from a theater to see a girl with long blonde hair right down to there. Mr. Victor Laszlo. In my dream, rock is the solid mass that is heavy enough to stop scissors from cutting paper. John. I killed a boy for watching me pee. What the hell? In my dream, rock is the solid mass that is heavy enough to stop scissors from cutting paper. John?

I killed a boy for watching me pee. What the hell? Our special guest and another winner of the Race for Ridiculism, let's welcome Cheapskate. One day when God begins the seven years of hell, people will see that God put me here for a reason. And Lemon. She says she's too young to have a vagina anyway. What the fuck? Alright, uh... So, Chief Skate, do you want to tell us a little bit about Dream Moods and how you found it and sort of what goes on there? I guess.

I was looking for something entertaining and figured that people always come up with weird things in their dreams. I know I have entertainingly bizarre dreams. I know I have entertainingly bizarre dreams, and the only thing more entertaining than people trying to talk about their dreams is trying to figure out what they meant, especially if they are weird hippy-dippy types. Over at Dream Moods, they are – they have – they consider themselves an online guide to dream interpretation. They describe themselves as entering the mysterious and fascinating world of dreams where the rules of reality do not apply. That sounds like something that could be automated. You can't

say that without wiggling your fingers. This is from a message board where people post their dreams and hope that someone will come in and interpret them. They also have a dream dictionary that describes various dream symbols and a guide to common dreams, such as teeth dreams. Okay, fun. All right, so this is not only discussion of people's stupid dreams, but also a thought-provoking analysis thereof? If by thought-provoking you mean also stupid, yes. Yeah, well, that's stupid is always what I mean in this case.

So it's pop psychology and people talking about dreams. I think the only way I could hate this more is if somebody were literally stabbing me in the ear while I listened. John, if you'll start us off with I am a fox. Okay, this is item one. I am a fox. What's your name? My name is Jill Pelcat. I had this dream last night. I usually only remember my

dreams for a short time after waking up, but this one stuck with me all morning. I have a nagging feeling it might mean something, but I'm not sure what. I am a young woman in my early 20s. Well, there's your question and answer. In my dream, I am an anthropomorphic male fox. I sort of resemble Robin from Disney's animated Robin Hood.

I find that I'm outside a large, uninhabited English manor. The entire building is dark, and I do not know how I got here. Or there. Here is the word she used. Here is the word I use in my dreams. I find that there is a female fox here. She resembles Maid Marian from the movie. I'm not sure I know what this dream

means. Well, you might be speaking too soon. And her young son. Oh, no. from the movie. I'm pretty sure I know what this dream means. Yeah. Well, you might be speaking too soon, and her young son. Oh, no. I decided to take care of them as my new family. Together, we walk through the empty manor and come out into the back garden.

I sense that this place is magical and that we will not be able to leave the manor under our own power. Didn't they just leave? I don't find this alarming at all. They entered it first because she's outside the manor, then she walked through it and out the back, but then she can't leave afterwards.

Might I remind you, I am a fox. The manor is Hotel California. Such a yiffy place! Such a yiffy place! Such a yiffy place! Don't add the eagles to this. It's hard enough as it is. I also sense that the shadows in the garden are dangerous to us.

The sun begins to set behind us and the shadows begin to lengthen. Panicked, I magically conjure up a couple of hedgerows to stop the coming shadows and create paper lanterns to hang over the garden. Sure, why not? So you have the power of the player character in The Sims? Of course! I am a fox. You can summon shrubbery.

The result is a small square patch in the garden that is brightly illuminated and protected from shadows. There are gaps at either end of the hedgerows that allow me, sorry, I did that correctly, that allows me to walk into the shadowy parts of the garden. Those are the dangerous parts, right? Well, might I remind you, I don't have to worry about that because I am a fox. Oh, I'm a fox. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. There is a vegetable patch under some trees, and I know I must cultivate it to sustain us despite whatever dangers the shadows cast by the trees pose to us. Great science.

Now I dream about gardening. There's a lot of foliage involved here. I know that I alone can face whatever unknown dangers there are and must protect my new family from facing them. I return to the illuminated part of the garden and find an anthropomorphic raven. Well, I've been unseen about everything.

I say, I say! He is richly dressed in white, blue, white, and silver. The style of clothing is late medieval. He is an old friend of mine, blue, white, and silver. The style of clothing is late medieval. He is an old friend of mine, and we entertain him out in the garden. He reclines on a carved stone bench. We are soon joined by another raven.

She is also richly dressed, though I cannot recall the colors of her clothes. I think they may have been pink and white. This is important. She is the wife of the male raven, though she does not seem to recognize him. The male raven is averting his gaze from her. He does not wish to be recognized by his wife. I find this very odd, but I do not bring it up. Oh, thank God.

Well, this being the past three paragraphs. The female raven has brought her son, and my newly adopted son takes him inside to play. The boys no longer look like a raven and a fox. They now look like human children. I sense that this is some sort of enchantment from the manor, and that they will eventually return

to looking like animals. Oh god, you're not a furry anymore! Let's get back to the house! The rooms of the manor are dark and dusty, and there's not much fun for the boys to have. They go to sleep in a large, dusty bed, and I wake up. Any ideas? I think I figured out where Brent T. Crescenzo gets his reviews from. This was all just a review of a Stereo Lab album, right?

Yeah. That was actually a review of the latest Wolf Parade album. Boots, if you'll take Psychic 1322. I will take Psychic 1322. Good. This is a great dream. First, you enter a new chapter in your life.

The fox is cunning. That's your guide. The feeling of not being able to leave is your ability to put the past behind you. The manor is in the range of your magical abilities. The garden is the good harvest of your abilities and labor. I realize it now. You can be good at analysis of something if you just make shit up.

Yeah. As long as you say it with confidence. The ravens being a family as well as the fact that they wear cloths, is there more than sending messages they are yours to send messages. See? There you go. Yeah. They're messenger

ravens like pigeons but ravens. They're birds. They can carry bigger messages. Of course. Smarter ones. They are images of your new spiritual family. Now the adopted child is a great thing, but has to be cared for.

He is your gift, meaning you have an ability to protect yourself and others. The shadows are the past, as you now conceive your ability is very strong. What? Let nothing convince you otherwise. Wow, this is empowering. Ock!

I get a little off message there. That's the raven talking. Also, the lantern is for you to know it is your abilities that illuminates the negative in your space. Sure. So this was provided by a form then. Yeah.

And it was translated into Japanese and back, apparently. I could break down every element in this dream, but it's best to allow yourself to discover these. I would do a shitty job of it, but whatever. I'm very enthusiastic about this. There's a lot of exclamation points in this. Yeah. Start working the numerology to define these areas better. Oh, goddammit. Sweet. I would tell you how to do these areas better. Oh, god damn it. Sweet.

I would tell you how to do this, but I don't want to insult your intelligence. Start working the numerology. You went to college, right? There was no numerology. This is standard dream interpretation procedure. Come on now. There weren't really any numbers in that dream. There were probably multiple hedges, though.

Yeah, there was one raven, there was one fox. Those are the ones. Number one is important in your dreams. Ock, I must address as well the darkness you entered in the building, as you described. It is a new beginning. It requires your creative abilities to maintain as a metaphor. You're facing your soul here.

You're facing your soul. You've got your're facing your soul here. You're facing your soul. You've got your facing and your soul here. Both of them. Facing and your soul go here. So do what you will with it. You're not hidden, as opposed to your is hidden, I guess, that you

have. You're not hidden from nothing. It's a matter of you allowed entrance into the garden. My English is just deteriorating worse and worse. Well, you know, she's conjuring up the spirit so she's losing part of her conscious mind. It's like a ghost who's slowly fading away

so they have to save words. No, no, see, dreams are psychic's first language. The second language is English. Then you explore the shadows with no fear. It's possible why? I have that question as well. That's right, yeah.

Because it's the past. Oh, okay. Makes no difference what happened, then. You have overcome the past. Sure. This great you will teach us to do others. Oh, my God. you've turned Japanese now. Well, what about this is hard to understand?

I've got a pretty big fucking hedgerow right now. What do I do to the lack of understanding? I don't know. You doubt it, minimally. Let's see what Jill Polkat has to say. Jill Polkat posted, E-psychic or E-psychic? E.

E-psychic 1322. It's interesting that you find the darkness of the manor to be a new chapter and a metaphor for the soul. That's pretty much where I am right now. I'm sorry. Yes. Close enough. I'm not going to comment on your metaphor. I also find it interesting that you would mention magical abilities.

Oh, God. A friend of mine is an eclectic pagan and a witch. Not one of those normal button-down accountant CPA-type pagans that you see so frequently. They split from the southern pagans over integration. I'm sorry, you're going to have to sacrifice another goat to make these books balance.

I don't know what I can tell you. She goes to one of those mega-pagan congregations you find out by the freeway. They're non-dominationally pagan. Oh, several gods gods you are my savior several gods they all support Rick Santoria oh wow

that was actually a pretty good poem I like the initial reaction just for my reputation oh that was actually alright I feel obligated to groan. Fair enough. Her beliefs fascinate me, and I've actually

been doing a bit of reading on witchcraft. Scary. Hey, it's me, Psychic1322 with more nonsense. Hey! Hey! Thank you! Your validation of the interest in the black arts?

Okay? That's my first question. I'm not sure how that's a question, but that's fine. Your validation of the interest in the black arts? Okay. That's my first question. I'm not sure how that's a question, but that's fine. That's the elements. I was keeping out. This is like some kind of weird poetry now. What's more interesting is building being dark concludes that you may also experience food or dreams consisting of a clean light mansion. It has fewer calories than regular

mansions. Yeah, it's a diet mansion. Multi-rooms each holding your newest creations. Knowing that you included the information about your friend is that the fox he she is guiding is influencing your path a bit, as will this interpretation.

I wish your journey be blessed. May I also pass protection which will illuminate your path if you become lost. Bless be! This is the text that exists on the bottom of the spam email to try to fool the filters. Pretty much. Alright, so Victor,

you have a problem with sores, is that correct? Oh man, I got serious ass sore problems. We didn't distinguish where they were that's yeah on your own my name is impolinets already impolinets what what does dreaming of sores mean i had a platonic male friend for 14 years who last year gave me the hard word to which i was not ready for by the time i thought about the consequence three days later i rang him to talk and he said i have made up my mind we are just going to be friends cutting a

long story short that was 1.5 years ago and have not spoken since. His choice. Let's be the kind of friends who don't talk to each other for a year and a half. Yeah. Last night, I dreamed him. In the dream, he stood away from me about four meters coldly and said that I owed him

$450 and want me to give it to him immediately. I have never borrowed money from him in real life. Wow, those collection agencies are getting cutthroat. Now they're coming into your dreams. I had the money and stretch out my hand to give it to him. I was sitting down. He stood away from me and expect me to give it to him, meaning I get up and walk to him,

talking to me in a posh voice. Yeah, but she's not going to stop the player. the posh voice is the one that doesn't sing very well and is always hidden in the background yeah but she's not gonna stop the player it's a pretty voice though i envision him sounding kind of like franklin roosevelt or thurston howell the third oh i look at him closely and notice his left eye outer corner and the left side of his mouth to the corners full of sores wounds and then he could barely speak as these sores were preventing him to talk and i could barely understand what he was saying i like how every sentence in here is like 40 words long a lot to talk about yeah a lot of parentheticals what what do these sores slash wounds in his left eye and left side of his mouth mean?

The sores were not healed or scabbed. Still raw and some areas passe. Oh, those areas. Thanks for your help. Part of your face is lame. Well, okay, let me predict. I'm a reasonable person who actually thinks about things. Let me predict this.

You're really angry at this person. You've been thinking about this person a lot. Therefore, their face turned all scabbed and you know, soared up and horrible because you don't like them a lot and you wish harm on them. There, done. Alright, that's one interpretation, but that was not a whole lot of words. On the other hand, Varzande, Varzande.

Varzande! He has, Varzande has a lot more words. Okay. Wasn't that the name of the thing in Big? Maybe. The machine, the magic machine? Did you remember a lot more about Big than I do? I am Varzanda, the one and only.

Some interpreters say wound means a difficult affair. That would be clear later. If dreamt his wound was bleeding, means someone else will accuse him and lie, but will be obvious later. Number 400 means you will overcome the enemy. Number 50 means pain and a useless job.

Dream language interpretation is an ancient science, I like that I used that word, of illusions and pointing to the surrounded environment. As Mr. Einstein had said, the events are like train stations which exist and we to the surrounded environment. As Mr. Einstein had said, the events are like train stations which exist and we are moving towards them. These are pre-written destiny

with some authority in decision making sounds in very full details. Is this like the part of the book report where you just read out the encyclopedia entry? This is my report on dream language interpretation. Dream language is an ancient source of illusions.

Yeah, I spent two sentences on your dream. Now I'm just going to talk about the history of dream language interpretation. This dream language should be translated and, interesting to know, it is international and common for all human beings. But ignorance

causes some misunderstandings i'm sorry stannings stainings yeah people were not aware of this language and always thought in a bad way for example mr freud said about sexual dreams it is because you have suppressed your sexual desires so misled everybody and some women dreamt about having sex with co-workers or another and they thought that they should do that while it only meant that he will do something for her. Or some others dreamt that sex with the same sex and invented homosexuals while it meant the same. Also, some men dreamt that sex with a man and didn't understand. Or a woman dreamt her partner had sex with a woman and didn't understand.

Do you see what catastrophes are caused by a misunderstanding of language? I sure do. So don't do that again. I like this idea that, like, what Freud found, it wasn't like subtext or symbolism he was talking about. It was just straight-up text. Well, I analyzed your dream about having sex with men, and I think you think you're homosexual.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk about interpreting dreams, and then we'll just cut out all the interpretation. Exactly. I'd love to see his patent application for homosexuality. Hey, I'm on to something here. This is a bit of all right. Insert figure one, figure two. This is going to be catching on in the coming couple years.

About the approximate interpretation timetable. on in the coming couple years. About the approximate interpretation timetable. Dreams at noon or exactly at midnight in the summertime, 13 at noon and one midnight else at 12, in the same day if past a few minutes a few days later. Dreams at 10-11 in the morning

in 15-30 days later. Also, dreams at 3-4 in the evening in 1-2 months. Offer void in Utah. Dreams in the sunset mostly are not truthful and are messed. They have no interpretation. Damn, buddy! They are messed.

Dreams at four to five in the morning, in the few days, two to months, some dreams in the holy books. Yosef dreamt of kneeling the sun and the moon and eleven stars was interpreted after twenty years, and other dreams of the pharaoh's prisoners interpreted in the was interpreted after 20 years, and other dreams of the Pharaoh's prisoners

interpreted in the same day after seven years. Dream of Pharaoh about the seven thin cows and the seven fat cows interpreted from the next year to 14 years. Also dreams in the sixth of the month will interpret after one to two days. In the ninth, same day. I mean, I feel like all of this is obvious,

but I just want to spell it out for you just in case you need a primer. In tenth after 20 days, in thirteenth after nine days, in fourteenth after 26 days, and in fifth after three days, in sixteenth after two days, and in twenty-eighth, twenty-ninth, and thirty

in the same day, but these are solar. Persian months. And you should refer to a calendar or convert them oh i gotta refer to my persian calendar app on my phone here yeah yeah why why do i there better be uh you know some good technological uh assets here for us anyways that's how we do it in misunderstand of course there are different kinds of dreams, like messy dreams which have no interpretations, or deja vu dreams,

or psychological dreams, or dreams which are caused by bad food or drinks. So dreams, then. The ups and downs of life, it will happen a few days to a few months later. Dreams sometimes have happened a few years later. Please update when something like that happened.

That's all I have to say. That person is off their trolley. If you scroll through this page's forums, you'll find a lot of people saying, here's my dream. Varzanda, please tell me what this means. Wow.

He is the guru of this site. Well, he does have 9,893 posts on the site. Well, all he does is he writes two sentences specific to the person he's replying to, and then he just control V's text from some e-book. Well, shit, he has the math to back it up. All right, so let's move on to Belial here. Cheapskate, if you want to take this one. Sure thing.

This week, I've had animals appearing in my dreams. Today, an elephant in the form of a plushie I happen to have won from a claw machine. So it's a pink elephant holding a red heart and the words love on its ears and the bottom of its feet. Recently, I just started sleeping with it. See? Two sentences. Even though in the past I usually just had it on my desk, that and

I don't usually sleep with stuffed animals. Ellipsis period. In my dream You gotta make sure to punctuate your ellipsis. Yes. In my dream, I found my elephant lying in the kitchen, face up, and the heart a few inches away. Okay. The kitchen looked like it was being renovated or something.

I picked up the elephant and felt a bit odd seeing it no longer holding the heart. I don't know if I thought about picking up the heart or considered sewing it back on, but I think I just left it there. Wow. This is plushy vivisection. Yeah, why is this a meaningful enough dream to... Never mind. I got a pink elephant, and then I dreamed about the pink elephant that I just got. Does this

mean anything? Well, Isfahan, DMS manages to get in here with an interpretation before Varzande showed up and gave the proper interpretation. All right, this is DMS 1280, and I guess they're the opening act for... They're the one you throw your half-eaten hot dogs at. Varzande! Varzande! DMS to Freebird

Hi Belial Nice to make contact again My turn Lol You are so good at interpreting my complicating dream I am a little nervous but I see so much symbolism in this dream I have to give it a shot Get off the stage

I hope I make you proud. Wow, that really does make it hard to concentrate. Interpret Freebird. There you go. Oh God, we'll be here all night. Obviously, when I think of pink, I think of the heart. Love, compassion, etc.

An elephant, on the other hand, is larger than life, endures a lot of strain, takes on workloads that weaker animals can't. With that said, I am sensing that you take on the problems of others, because you have a big heart, hence the pink,

but that sometimes separates you from your own needs at the cost of being the strong one that everyone turns to in times of heaviness that they can't take on themselves or at all. Oh, goddammit. That must have been why I was aiming for the elephant in the claw machine. I didn't want the elephant.

I just wanted the heart it was holding. This is why you are seeing the heart separated from the elephant on the floor. The fact that you are seeing this in a remodeled kitchen symbolizes the heart of the home. This is where meals are cooked with love and prepared for people to enjoy together through many senses, taste, touch, feel, smell, etc. I won't name the last one. You get the idea. You are the chef of cooking up resolutions to make people feel better as a home-cooked meal on a cold Sunday that specific day.

But it seems like you are allowing it to be at your expense. Cooking up resolutions? Ah, done. You're going to lose weight this year. You're going to quit smoking. I may add, you're welcome. The fact that you actually want an elephant with a heart is a reminder

that you need to take care of you first and feel love and security as you do sleeping with this elephant. Without that, you can't help anyone else if your own security, stability, and happiness is jeopardized. It's weird that you go from reading that this person

sleeps with a stuffed elephant to oh, this person must take care of people. I don't know if you follow animal totems or how spiritual you are. Of course I do. You thought we were going to get out with this without any kind of... Oh, god damn it. Dream moods. The forum where people who...

Regular New Age people say, these people are full of shit, go. I am thinking that you are. Most that have a gift of interpreting dreams as well as you and I do have a lot more background to make our gift so successful. This elephant came into your life to remind you how

strong you are and how much help and reassurance... No, it didn't! It came because she won it in a claw machine. That's how it came into her life. He has been chosen! He was chosen by the claw machine. You are the person prophesied. The claw machine was like the last starfighter.

He's got to pull elephants off a dying plane with a giant crane okay this elephant came into your life to remind you how strong you are and how much help and reassurance you give to others the fact that it came with a heart and you're felt comfortable sleeping with it was to remind you that you are allowed to deserve to and need to feel that same security that you often sacrifice for the well-being and happiness of others. Yeah, great, great, great. Let's get to Farzanda. Interpreters say there's no difference between night dreams and daytime dreams except about elephants.

Oh, my God! What are the odds? What a coincidence. One sentence in and it's already much better. Fucking that's why people count on Varsande. I am awesome! This is like the opening act playing

ten songs and everybody's like, uh. And then the main act comes up and plays one song and everybody's like, yes! He's already contradicted what he said in the last one. He put a whole paragraph about how the time matters Varsanda doesn't care If one dreamt at night who was riding an elephant Means he she will marry a corrupt man woman

But if dreamt at daytime who was riding an elephant Means he she will divorce or will separate his wife husband The end. So the elephant with the heart that says love, you're going to divorce somebody. Or you're going to marry someone shitty. Farzanda's keeping it real. Yeah.

This hippy-dippy feel-good stuff, no. You've got to learn the harsh truth here. You're never going to find relationship happiness. Farzanda, out. Drops the mic. Drop the mic, yeah. When I close my eyes I realize You're coming away

I'm standing in the night alone Forever Together Oh Forever Together Oh! We're the dream warriors Don't wanna dream no more We're the dream warriors And maybe tonight

Maybe tonight you'll be gone. I'll be the touch of your heart. All right, we're going to move down to Hawkheads. Or Hawkheads? Hawkheads? Hawkheads? That wasn't really wisdom enough. There are three question marks there.

Hawkheads? There you go, That's better. This is my first time at this forum. I truly hope someone out there has some idea what my dream could mean. As you will soon read, the dream disturbed me so much that I've been trying to find some source of information about it. To get to you short, I spent time in a dream that I thought was, quote, real life, unquote, until this moment.

Oh, my God. The, quote, friends, unquote, I will mention, were a mix of a couple of people I know and a couple of celebs. I didn't realize the odd mix of friends until I realized I was dreaming. So you're dreaming fan fiction now?

Oh, Hermione. Oh, hey, Greg. Oh, hey, Mark. Oh, hey, Russell Brand. There's nothing wrong with this picture. We were in the living room. Everyone was sitting on the couch, and I was the only one standing. One of the girls was, quote, rolling up, unquote, weed. Wait, hang on now. It's like a street slang that the kids use.

This is a dirty party. Wait, if rolling up is a euphemism, what was she really doing? I don't know. With the weed. I'm not sure I want to know. That means smoking. It's very confusing. He's just quoting from another dream.

Okay. Okay, but here comes the exciting part. All right. Suddenly, they started shouting, a hawk's head! A hawk's head! A hawk's head? Okay. That's the moment I became aware

that I was dreaming, yet still in disbelief that it was a dream that was so, quote, real, unquote. I looked down, and next to my right foot, I saw the body of a hawk, moving and slightly raising its wings. Its head was lying next to its body, but it was aware, and moving as well. I looked back at everyone on the couch, but I didn't move.

I can't say I was even shocked. I was mildly surprised, not alarmed at all. I think stoned is the word you're looking for. The excitement and alarm of my friends seemed a little ridiculous at first. Before I could say anything to them, they pointed and repeated, A HORSE HAND! A HORSE HAND! This is starting to sound like a joke setup. So far, this is basically like being the only sober person in a room full of stone people. When I glanced back down, I saw the body and detached head of the bird, just as before.

However, this time there were other heads of hawks scattered at my feet. No bodies, just heads. Between seven and nine in all. So eight. My friends... My friends, frantic, repeated the phrase again. So ate. What phrase was that? Oh no, I forgot what the phrase was. Yeah, it's something to do with birds or something.

Yeah, I forget. I looked again and only saw everything I just described. At this point, I was getting mad and was about to say, I know the heads are there! I just saw them! But, I noticed this time my friends were pointing at me. I looked where they were pointing, and a hawk's head with the necks

attached had its beak clamped onto my back pocket. Now, I panicked. I tried to remove the head from my pocket by grabbing the neck and snatching it away, but the neck snapped off. That's when I jumped awake.

I woke up at 3.14 a.m. Paying attention, Barzonda? He's already masturbating. Noted! This morning, 3.13, 2012. It's disturbed me ever since any ideas all right it's my hon it's the return of dms 1280 but i boo so why do i keep getting booked in front of varzanda you gotta pay your dues man i want to go on tour by myself. Anyway.

Consider the friends you know and the celebrities they're hanging out with as the important or cool crowd. You state yourself in your dream that you have to ask yourself if you really want to partake in these actions from them. Do you find yourself succumbing to the pressure of others to save face and not be looked at as different or stuck up slash snobby slash, etc? In any situation in life, work, friend, family, do you feel like you allow yourself to go against any personal beliefs, big or small, to keep everyone happy? I'm just grasping at straws here.

What do you tell me? It's the same answer as the last time. This guy's only got the one hit song and he's just going to keep playing it. Pretty much. Doing it acoustic this time. Yeah. The hawk as an animal totem teaches watchfulness and acts as a guardian.

They have clear sight and observe from afar with clarity. Being high in the sky, the can see a lot of things that we below miss out on because we only see in front of us and not the entire portrait. The fact that the hawk's head is missing could be you are walking around headless, not making decisions fully as you would like to make them. God damn it, Boo. You're terrible. Son of a bitch. The heads aren't missing either. The bodies are missing.

He's walking around bodiless, not making. Well, that's not a thing. The comical, oversized shepherd's crook is coming out from the wings and... Your friends noticing the hawk and them being around you are showing you that you need to be the leader in the group and they will

notice your leadership ability and possibly take some direction from you. Direction like, yes, I see the hawk's head. Anyway, I'm trying to make sense of this, and that's a fatal mistake. I don't even have the leadership ability to try to interpret my own dreams. You need to help yourself, which will cause a trickle effect of helping others in the process. Hope this makes sense.

Goddamn voodoo dream economics. Get the fuck out of the way. I've got Varzon across my chest and my friend has duh and we're just standing together. Alright, if one dreamt that a hawk or someone gave him a hawk and it was tamed and sat on his hand meant that he'll receive some dignity and some

greatness. If dreamt a white hawk sat on his hand, will receive some dignity and some greatness. If dreamt a white hawk sat in his hand, he will receive some dignity and greatness by the governor. Is that a whole hawk? Yeah. It's white. Sure. That's fine. If dreamt a hawk fell down from his hand and died,

it meant he will lose his dignity and will be poor. If an agent dreamed dreamt had a white hawk, means he will have a promotion. If one of the common people dreamt had a white hawk, means he will have a promotion. If one of the common people dreamt had a white hawk, means plenty of money. If someone granted him a hawk, means he will have a beautiful child.

If one dreamt a hawk sat on his roof, means we will sit with a new governor. If dreamt the hawk flee to a house or hide under a woman's skirt, means he will be a baby boy. So dreams where a hawk flies under a woman's skirt, you're a baby boy. So dreams where a hawk flies under a woman's skirt and hides there are so common, it actually made it into dream interpretation.

Well, yeah, that's the only way that you know if you're pregnant, is if you dream of a hawk under a woman's skirt. Well, it sounds to me like Verzonda just kind of hit the disambiguation page for hawk in his dream dictionary. If the hawk had a gold hawk bell, it means the child would be a baby girl. If an agent dreams that the hawk in his dictionary. If the hawk had a gold hawk bell, means the child would be a baby girl. If an agent dreams that the hawk

means he will be dismissed. If he isn't an agent, means he will have a sorrow. If a governor dreamt the hawk fled and didn't come back, means he will lose his kingdom. Hawk may also mean, number one, comfort. Number two, happiness. Number three, a good news. Number four, to govern. Number five, money as much

as a hawk costs. Varzanda, out! Wait, what does it mean when a hawk's head bites you on the ass? It means money as much as a hawk's head costs. He's just interpreting dreams that nobody is having. You said hawk, damn it!

Yeah. No, no, see, you don't understand. It's the dream interpretations he's not making. All right, John. My name is D0U6LA5M. Audible phrases in dreams tend to be condensed riddles, known as puns, of the real meaning. The idea or fear that something that the people are pointing at you for is going to bite you in the hyphen hyphen hyphen pants pocket is being represented.

That something can be figured out by the phrase a hawk's head, which is a riddle in the real meaning. The last word is said like, uh-huh. Wook said, uh-huh. Andrew WK said. What? What? Wow, Kryptonborn, why the fuck are your dreams so roundabout? Like, Jesus! That's a side benefit. After reading these interpretations, the dream makes much more sense than anything that's being said.

Hi, I'm Little Red Fox. Hi. Hi. One night I had a dream when I was in the park with my friend and I was talking with him. But he didn't seem very interested. We walked over a hill. And when I reached the top, he was gone. I looked over a fence and saw him walking back with a mate of his.

Made up in the dream. And he walked past me and just said, see ya. That's all. Wait, that's, I thought you said this was a frightening dream. I am not scared. That was my... This is just part of an arc. Okay, okay, okay.

So this is, yeah, this is the first act where the teenagers all get in the cabin. Okay, good. It's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then, last night's dream, I was at school

organizing some sort of canoe thing. And he showed up to it. Hey, guys. Does anyone want to show up for the canoe thing fucking whatever we're gonna like paddle down a fucking i don't know river lake who cares yeah a big banner in the gym that says canoe thing some sort of canoe thing canoe thing was the it was the theme of the prom that year everybody shows up in life vests. Coming this

Tuesday or whatever. And he showed up to do it. Plus he goes to a different school. Then I rushed down so I could be his canoe partner. But this girl who's a real dollar sign Lutt.

I've had enough of this dollar sign Lutt shaming. This Er this dollar sign LUT shaming This erhent Dollar sign LUT came over to him And became his partner before I made it In time So they went on the canoe trip I stated I was meant to go

I organized it I saw him tonight I don't even know if this is part of a dream I can't tell you you have to figure that out for yourself I saw him tonight And I don't even know if this is part of a dream. I can't tell you. You have to figure that out for yourself. I saw him tonight, and he hardly spoke to me. And when he made contact and responded, he took notice. He took no notice. Okay.

I tried talking to him, but he seemed to shrug and ignore me. Being more interested in my friend, he has known longer than me. My dreams felt like he was blowing me off. Ooh, hey, wait a second. Right? That's not what you think it means. That people influence him to take no notice of me. Me and him used to be such good friends.

I referred to him as my BFFL. Tonight I felt like we were strangers to each other. We go to different schools and only see each other once a week, so I couldn't have done anything to piss him off in any way. Last week we were such amazing friends. Hey!

Today... Holy shit, that's amazing! So wait, is this real life or a dream? Yes. Yeah. Anyway, last week we were such amazing friends. Today we were strangers. Please help me.

What will happen to our bond? And what are the dreams saying? I'm really scared. What is the dream, damn it? Frowny face. So I think she's saying that she dreamt that they weren't getting along and then

in real life when she went up to talk to him he was like, yeah, I gotta do other stuff. And she's like, oh my god, he's drifting away. It's a prophetic dream. It's terrific. He's got borderline personality disorder. Maybe she told him about these dreams.

Yeah. That's what I'm thinking. I would walk the other way. All right, John. Psychic 1322. Okay. Psychic 1322 posted. There are several different subconscious imagans here.

First, you're in control. Not anyone else's. You're in control ofines here. First, you're in control. Not anyone else's. You're in control of yourself here, but you're unable to keep the attention of the friend. He is being directed by someone and or something else. You will be getting over a great feat,

which is done on your own. The conway... The conway is as a boat, in my understanding, as I read it. That's how you understand it, huh? You can see the Conway, which is Tuesday. I believe there are reference spelling of the word canoe. The person read it, they saw it. They must mean the boat thing, but they're spelling it weird.

Boy, they're going to look silly when I post this. I'm not going to point it out. I'm just going to very subtly spell it this way. You could see the Conway, which is to say a trip through your unconscious will change your life. Evil Jiminy Cricket. Do it. Do it. I dare you.

That's the anti-conscience. You should depend on your on power to help in future situations. Your on power. My on power. Yeah. It does sound like a bullshit motivational speaking term. Your on power.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Use your unconscious to turn on your on power. Goodbye, yeah, yeah. I can see that. Use your unconscious to turn on your on power. Goodbye. Hey, it's me, Little Red Fox back. Little Red Fox? Hey.

Did you get fixed? Are you better? Yeah, thanks for the help. Oh. I wanted Varzanda. Yeah. I had a small dream about him last night.

I waved hey to him and he, I waved hey at him. Yeah. There you go. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hey at him. I waved hay at him. Yeah. There you go. I waved I waved hay to him and he mouthed something to me and I mouthed

what? Because I couldn't understand him. Then he showed notes saying I'm moving. Sorry. Notes saying I'm moving and I felt gut wrenched even when I woke up. what's it mean it means he's moving

oh I'm sorry what's the real thing that it means psychic1322 posted again the message means being deceived by your friends secure your thoughts before you reply you know happy walk

has really good Chinese food but they're fucking thoughts before you reply. You know, Happy Walk has really good Chinese food, but their fucking portions are just the worst. My name is Lytlep from Australia. You like Skyrim. I love Skyrim.

I have a horrifically disgusting dream. Warning, this is very disturbing. Shit. We didn't have the explicit tag on this one yet in iTunes, but I guess this will be it. I don't even know why I'm posting this dream. Why the hell did I just post this dream? Somebody's finally become self-aware in this form

well you haven't yet what am I doing here the edit button is right there this was a lucid dream gone horribly wrong I can only give the short version because thinking about it too much I'll just so here it goes let's keep a vomit counter you vomited once so far on this post once Because thinking about it too much, I'll just vomit in smiley. So here goes.

Let's keep a vomit counter. You've vomited once so far on this post. Once. It started fine. I was sneaking to my aunt's place Thaif style when my aunt's husband comes in in a robot suit and asked me how I got here.

Oh, God. Hang on. Not yet, not yet. That's just the setup. It's gonna get disgusting. That was what initiated it. I made the mistake of using the dream to satisfy certain desires.

And I suffered greatly for it. What happened was the scene changed to very disturbing images of barnyard animals, sheep, cows, but where their tails

should be is one huge female orifice. The famers were... So famers were... So their vaginas were where their butts are? Is that what I got?

Where the tails should be, so directly above their butts. Okay, okay. Did they have another vagina below their butts? Is it like a butt sandwich? Those are the parts that were too hot even for this post. Anyway, the famers were halfway inside the animal

and They were licking and fingering Oh, boy! Yeah, that's all. Yeah, that's all. Sorry, that's all I can manage. Why the hell am I posting this if I want to forget it? It's beyond

me, once again. I might have had four. Oh. And did I mention five, six, seven, eight, nine, 7, 8,

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13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, 13, I'll sit and warn you. I'm actually more disturbed by the part where you snuck into your aunt's place and started jerking off. Is that... It's like I was in my aunt's place and my uncle was dressed up as a robot. I thought I was going to be all hot and sexy. But then there were animals involved. Yeah, I don't... That thing about satisfying certain desires is... In the dream, he decided to use the dream to jerk off.

Here comes my uncle in a robot suit. I'm going to think about something sexy like farmer's fucking sheep. Just him whacking in the corner before the animals come in going, don't look at me, Uncle Robot. Don't look at me. You have to be here. It's essential for the fantasy. Just don't look at me.

So the next post post I think I need to take because if I were to make an account on dreammoods.com, I would have created this username of Forever Jung. I love it. I know John loves it.

That's so good. Wow. Okay. In response to your dream, Lamau! That's an emoticon that's literally rolling up. I like how the first thing

it does is laughs at him. Yeah. Well, what I think happened was, lol, I just can't contain my typed laughter. Your mind had a subconscious reaction to the fact that you were satisfying desires with your uncle perhaps part of you was grossed out or perhaps you felt like it was good that you felt like an animal or perhaps your lucid scene called to mind images of rural areas the stereotype of bestiality incest etc and projected as an

uncontrolled dream scene. I wouldn't be too upset about the animal farmer thing, as this was spontaneous subconscious reaction reflecting your opinion on how you were using the lucid dream, which actually speaks well of you. Congratulations!

You're dreaming about sheep fucking. But at least it makes you sick i'd be a little more worried about deliberately using lucid dreams to have sex with your uncle cabbage patch smiley cabbage like boom no judgments best wishes sweet dreams, funny dream. Lol. Hey, I'm Battler720. You seem to like anime a lot. I really like animes. All I can say to you is... I'm sorry I can't help you much,

but laugh and roll, think about it. Rolling on the floor laughing while vomiting. Wait, don't do that! That's how Bonk's gonna die. Roll in the floor laughing while vomiting. Wait, don't do that! That's how Bon Scott died. Roll the pull of your own penis. Just like a sprinkler, just spraying vomit everywhere. Isfahan, your name is... My name is Nabadabadoo!

And I posted... Pterodacty, 1986. I was driving north on the Guide Meridian, and just as I started crossing the Nukesack River floodplain, I looked east and couldn't deny what I saw. They really do exist. Way cool! I saw a flying pterodactyl.

It was amazing. It was so huge! It was flying north about a mile away and about 100 feet up just above the taller trees. What a perfect view! It looked graceful and flowing with smooth rise and fall of its large bat-like wings. It looked to me to be over 40 foot long, from the distinct shape

of its head to the rhythmic swoop of its long diamond-tipped tail. Each wing stroke took nearly two seconds to complete. 1001, 1002, 1001, 1,002, 1,003, 1,004. In this distance and its size, it looked like it was flying in slow motion. As I drove up to Linden, I got out and stood on the north bank and continued to watch it swing around towards me. I was in awe.

These things are supposed to be extinct. This has to be some kind of sign. I was thrilled as ever to see something so marvelously created. In a mile-wide U-turn, it was now coming right toward me. As I stood there in the middle of the roadway, still some distance away, what I had thought was one creature was actually a swarming flock of blackbirds. I need glasses. I was no less disappointed that this wasn't a pterodactyl.

I was more stunned to watch them still all in synchronized flight to simulate one flying creature. How is it possible for them all to fly so instinctively as one spirit? I suppose the same god who was able to create pterodactyls, which is also capitalized, could also make black birds fly like one. It continued to fly straight at me and then passed all around me, a river of birds. I heard the noise

and wind of all the wings. You heard me. It lifted me up several feet and gently lowered me back down. It felt like I was a part of it, and it seemed to fly through me more than around me. It took more than five seconds for the 40 or 50 foot rush of birds to pass by. As it did, I could again make out the distinct shape of a pterodactyl. The birds making up the shape of the body held their positions without much variation.

The birds that were farthest out on the wingspan, about 40 foot across, flew straight ahead but also rose up and down to resemble each giant stroke of the wings. It's actually pretty cool. Yeah. Sure, yeah. I gotta say, yeah, this is actually a pretty neat image. Coordinated flying, I like that.

If this was some kind of sign, I had no idea what it was, but it sure left me standing there filled with wonder over what this could have been all about. That was nice. Well, that was nice. And, you know, Dream Moods has kind of a reputation for really good usernames. So, Victor, your name is Gus Who. Gus Who.

Gus Who, everybody. Will you tell us about this pterodactyl dream? Yeah, I know what this pterodactyl dream was all about. Okay, good. Man, that's the US Gov coming at you like a pterodacty when you went through your bankruptcy as it turns into Blackbirds as the seconds wear years. I just had a dream about a pterodactyl. Gus Who is a big downer.

But I say you will be fine with the dot-com as a new start. Watch out for those seconds. Tick, tick, tick. Okay. Is he saying that he just planted a bomb in that guy's house? That's where I had trouble as I thought twisted eye beams was right around the corner in 1997 1998, 1999

2000 bottles of beer these people really like to count I needed a drink as I could not stop it but just watch and learn as I tried to figure out what was going on I've been doing a lot of that in this reading now that I have these years as I tried to figure out what was going on. I've been doing a lot of that in this reading.

Now that I have these years, well, I sent in a pelican brief on the ninth calling judge Oh my god, did it steal your cell phone? On the ninth calling judge slash king king a dinosaur that might move him and the dot-gov building that his name is on to the Smithsonian so kids could see one working. As they give me a runaround and refuse to grant my motion to appeal in forma popperis as they have no clue what Gazoo is about to nab-a-dab-a-do. What the fuck are you talking about? I give up. The what Gazoo is about to nab-a-dab-a-do. What the fuck are you talking about? I give up. The great Gazoo from...

He's still in Formapop Paris, right? It's Gus Who, Gazoo. This is great. As Gazoo is not too happy with the banks ripping off the poor people, as he wants me to shot my Robin Hood arrow in, even though I have not been granted permission to fire by the court. So I sent part one in. As I might to go on the lamb again, as I argue with a bunch of so-called judges.

Clam on the lamb. I'm back on the lamb. The lamb that has female parts instead of a tail. Right. The only bird dream I had was about a hawk shadow that was in front of me as I was traveling down the road and as I turned, it turned.

Wow. So Navadavidu said, hey, I had this pretty vivid kind of strange dream and then he goes in full on Frankenstein mobster computer god. You know what? Your dream is all about me. Are we done?

Actually, no, because the next one kind of is going to harken back to the City of Heroes. Ooh. This is superpowers that you get from dreaming. Lucid abilities.

What are yours? I have learned how to teleport, transform myself and others sometimes, summon things, fly, summon people who are not things, use blasts of energy. What can you do?

My power is dreaming about things that aren't Dragon Ball Z. All right, Chad. All right. My name is Tryptamine Serpentine, and I'm a dream warrior. Fly without wings or a craft. Winged flight. Websling. Yes, it does feel different from them flying And it's awesome

Shape shift Entire body or individual appendage I'm still back on the winged flight I can fly without wings Fuck you I also have wings Pull out random yet awesome firearms slash bladed weapons. Pull out a what?

Telekinesis. Feels awesome as fuck. Also, tripping balls slash getting high. I don't think so. Something tells me that's not just a power in their dreams. That's my superpower. Also, guess what?

Uncontrollable insanity. Yeah. Oh. Okay. Fireballs, ice balls, electrocution, Predator's wrist blades slash plasma cannon, fully functioning with triangulated lasers. That's not what triangulated means.

I've been a vampire slash werewolf on more than a few occasions. He's a triangle. I'm sure you have. Triangle's sort of in there. That's what it means. Located the laser. The Pierce's abilities do not include imagination. Most of the time I use these dream powers for destroying slash wreaking havoc.

Sometimes my ability to manifest these dream codes are weak. Other times it seems more real than quote unquote real. Other things include large-scale zombie outbreaks slash alien invasion slash post-apocalyptic scenarios, which including me traveling very long distances and doing many things. This is starting to sound like

Christian Humber Reloaded. My superpower is going places and doing things. Awesome. I have all these wicked powers. My superpower is going places and doing things. Awesome. I have all these wicked powers. My dream is that I'm playing every game on the GameStop discount retail market. Other stuff, too. Wow!

Lots of times I forget weird shit I've dreamed about. I've died plenty of times, both suicide and against my will reasons I wish it would stick with it both leading to the end of a dream or just the beginning sequence to a whole another dream a whole another realm sorry

where's Fardanza when we need him you suck if you keep not killing yourself in your dreams my dream is just every comic book ever yeah dreams are seemingly infinite in scope and potential but i can't come up with shit i'm sorry the last part i didn't say oh you are terrible uh cheapskate you want to take koi? How much do you want to bet that person was a trooper? Oh god, totally

Okay, I'm Koi Fish and I'm a dream warrior I have 1,645 posts so I'm pretty serious about this I have my wings so I can fly. Duh. Yeah, sure. I can also pull my guns out of my sleds and my sword from

the ground slash wall slash whatever and I can also blow people's heads off just by sticking my hand out at them. So whatever surface just has your sword in it like you just reach into any surface and your sword is in there? That's my power. Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Koyfit.

Oh god, I'm sorry. What a shitty magic trick. I can also warp and warp other people away. I can use alchemy. Yay! Also, I heal pretty fast depending on how bad the injury. I can run really fast and fly faster.

I have 100% accuracy with my shooting. God damn it! It makes it seem like he's just thinking stuff up as he's typing. In my dreams, I'm a way higher level than I am in real life. I can use warp powers and I have really good aim, but I can't use overload, so I have Garrus do that. Oh, perhaps you spoke too soon. Also, I can get help from random characters.

Shit! Examples, Cloud, Toshiro, Takashi. That's all I can really think of right now. That's all I can really think up right now. That's all I can really think of right now. That's all I can really think up right now. So the person before this, they dream of every comic book ever. This person dreams of every Japanese comic book ever.

Yeah, pretty much. Please, cloud us from a video game. My name's Tara Kristen, and I'm from Ohio. I've posted on this forum 38 times. I'm really interested in astral travel and finding my protection guide. But unfortunately, I have a

four-year-old child. Wait. Shut up. Shut up. Unfortunately, I have a four-year-old child and a boyfriend who is always up my ass. No, don't come in. Don't come in. Danny, just go back to the TV room.

Just go back to the TV room, Danny. Always, always up her ass. That's kind of a superpower, too, when you think about it. So I never have enough peace and quiet to just relax and constantly well you should need to relax to get your boyfriend up your ass in the first place also i am so run down and tired that even when i just try to meditate slash bring on self-hypnosis i just end up falling asleep i used to be able to do it all the time. This frustrates me to no end.

I can't even do a good tarot reading anymore without getting a knock at the door or keeping an ear out for my daughter. I really want to try to do it, though. I'm very clairvoyant. Really? Yeah, I really am and i'm precognitive and i'm fairly sensitive and why didn't you foresee this and take a pill

how come you don't know where your daughter is saying i mean you have to keep an ear out for logical checkmate i just need the time and quiet to make it work. Any pointers to help me along my way? Thanks. Hey, what the fuck? You can't get advice in the middle of a thread. Yeah. In my dream, my superpower is having it be quiet for five fucking minutes. and there we go round about an hour of a look inside of the human

mind isfahan what'd you learn this week, I didn't learn much about my dream, unfortunately. That's true, sure, yeah. But just listening to these, I noticed that people really, it's just more of the Yahoo Answers stuff. People just kind of say, okay, I had this dream, and then other people come in and they may or may not actually have anything to say about the dream, but by God, they're going to post post yeah the the interesting thing about how and this is fairly general it seems that that when you have a an internet uh forum for for question and answer

and this is anything this is yahoo answers this is is it normal yeah uh this is dream analysis uh one person has a question and one person has an answer. But the two don't necessarily have to relate at all. The people that are coming in to answer questions just have something specific on their mind. And they'll say that, because

who the fuck are you? I don't care about the OP. I just need a springboard. That's all I need. And they're going to go to town. I can get an excuse to talk about myself. At least with Yahoo Answers, there may possibly stand a chance of being

an objectively correct answer. But with Dream Interpretation, it's just absolutely anything goes. Somebody could say, oh, I'm riding an elephant in my dream, and then somebody else comes in, oh, that means you're going to win the lottery. Oh, and watch out for blue cars on the road. And that's the answer. Jung, who, let's not forget, was an alchemist. He believed that you can decide what's happening in the human mind based on their dreams. He also believed that if you put some shit in a pot, you would eventually get gold.

Yeah, I loved that anime. But, you know, I think, you know, Boots works in psychology, and he's been, he's brushed a little bit when I've said that psychology is a soft science. But it's not a hard science. It's not physics. It's not math. And in the sort of softer science of psychology, dream analysis is the softer still. dream analysis is the softer still.

Yeah, I mean, psychology does provide a service, but this provides no service at all. Well, it maybe makes you feel better, or maybe it just gives you maybe makes you more confused, and either way, that's good. And if you're looking to be confused, I would recommend you

go to thefpl.us. I'm doing a little dance of my segue because I thought it was pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Well, it's a good thing we wrapped up because I'm getting a little sleepy. Okay. Well, you know, so next time you have a great dream, then you can just make sure to go to this site and not talk to me about it. Oh, don't worry.

You won't be inconveniencing me at all. Don't worry. You'll hear about this. Good night. In the room tonight, we have Isfahan. I had a dream that I was running away from something, but that isn't important. The importance of this dream was the amount of noses. God damn it.

Can we start over? That was mine. No. Sorry, John. John. I killed a boy for watching me pee. What the hell? Our special guest.

Oh, God damn it. That was mine. Fuck. Yes. Yes. Damn it.