The F Plus - 74: Our Love Doesn't Need A Third Dimension

Episode Date: May 20, 2012

An independent artist and Jell-O spokeswoman once said "love is a battlefield". She then said "love is a battlefield" many more times, because it was part of the chorus of her hit single, and if you don't sing the hits, the guys that run the state fairs don't give you the money. Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yes, love. It's a difficult topic, fraught with pain, heartbreak and uncertainty. Just because you love someone, does that mean she'll love you back? Well, if the object of your affection is a fictional cartoon character, the answer is always no, and among Otaku, that means yes. We're reading the thoughts of people in love with cartoon characters, and their love is just as real as their love for their last girlfriend. You don't know her. She lives in Canada. This week, The F Plus gets a busy signal trying to call the 3-D Police Department.

I'm going to say the thing that I anticipate saying a couple times on this podcast, which is, I'm going to give you a link, and then we're going to read this until we get frustrated with it. So nothing's going to change then. Yeah, you just don't say it out loud much. And I've been drinking that girl is smoking hot. Alpha's cuckoo-dated, but I'm so fucking beta, and there's one thing she is not. Two-scored girl may be just fine, but I'd rather love the 2D kind. It's a truth you can't refute. 3D can't beat a waifu. Well, hello there. This is the F-Plus Podcast, Terrible Things, Red with Enthusiasm. My name's Lemon. And I'm John. Bye-bye, boo! or whatever. I mean, like, a cartoon Disney character. You can admit it. This is a safe place.

Nobody else is listening. No, I can't say that I have. I mean, you know, it's okay that, you know, sort of, Ariel kind of, like, wore a bra most of the time and that's kind of cool, but she didn't. She had a fish bottom, so not really

a vagina, so nothing there. Well, nice that you thought through the mechanics of the thing. You totally weren't into it. Right, yeah. It's only good to have a girl that you can fuck. Well, yeah, that's true. Because obviously mechanics work into it. Exactly.

Well, your answer sucks, so let me answer for you. For me, it was Jasmine from Aladdin. Now, when I first saw Jasmine, I didn't really know much about Middle Eastern culture. And neither did the people who made Aladdin, so it was all good. But, once I saw her, I knew she was the one for me. Not like I thought she was cute as a kid.

I knew I was going to marry her. So we're getting married this month. Yeah. Not like a girl dressed up as her. Jasmine from Aladdin. We're getting married in our souls. I'll send you the reception. Naturally, it's going like a girl dressed up as her. Jasmine from Aladdin. We are getting married in our souls. I'll send you the reception. Naturally, it's going to be held in Agrabah. I haven't found out where it is, but that's where she wants it, so, you know, she's the boss.

Okay, so this is... Is this one of those ladies that, like, dresses up as Jasmine? No, I just said... No, it is literally the character Jasmine from the animated film. How does that... Maybe this is a stupid question, but how does that work? Well, it's easy. You see, these people on the internet have shown me that

this crush that I've had for forever, I can just marry a girl from the internet. It's called My Waifu. And not just a girl from the internet, rather. It's more like a fictional girl on shows that you can find on the internet. You see, there are characters that exist in cartoons and media and things like

that that are totally fictional, but if you like them enough, you can marry them and have connections and live with them and grow... Well, you grow old. They'll stay forever because of copyright, but you get the idea. It's a personal connection that you can have with a character that doesn't actually exist, but you know about because all you do is watch the stuff they're in.

It's called My Waifu. I came up with it when I was a kid, but now I finally know how it works. That sounds terrific. My Waifu, I think I heard something about this from JT, one of our race from Ridiculism. He's the one who told me about that. He's marrying some girl from Lucky Star. I don't know what Lucky Star is, but he's really into it, too. All right.

Don't ask him about it, though. He'll say, I don't know what you're talking about. Sure. He knows what's going on. So I guess we've got to learn about this community. Yeah, let's go for it. All right, readers assemble. In the room tonight, we have John.

My waifu is Yubaba because I'm really into noses Bunnybread My wife is Tim Tebow because I don't even have a fucking reference point for this shit Boot train gear My waifu is Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 but it's like a DeviantArt drawing of her so it's totally cool

My waifu is Squall but only the Squall that doesn't have a face. And our special guest and third winner of the Race for Ridiculism contest, let's welcome JT! My waifu is Gamer's Hip Clip! Yeah! And finally, Lemon,

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It's already great. Why do they feel defensive right off the bat? This seems odd. Yeah, this is really long, but I think we should read as much of this as we can, because it's really great. Alright, JT, long, but I think we should read as much of this as we can, because it's really great. Alright, JT, start us out here. Sure.

Okay. A discourse on and defense of the waifu movement. Hello. Hello. Hi. The word waifu is one of the most misconstrued terms thrown around in today's image board culture. Sorry!

I didn't see that break. I've seen frontline documentaries about's image board culture. Sorry! I didn't mean to get that right. I've seen frontline documentaries about this image board culture. Yes. I want no part of it. That means 4chan, right? Yes. Oh, so it's 4chan. No, there's other chans, too.

People like the internet but don't like to read. There are a couple of other ones, but yeah, they're not as popular. Okay. So, several helpful images have been made, but each only scratches the surface of the correct implication of the term, as defined by scattered, ronery individuals who stole it from the bowels of Japanese

Heikikomori society. Of course... You mean that as a racist version of lonely? So that's not Mitt Romney spelled poorly. Scattered Romney into the dome? Okay.

Romney was for having sex with anime women before he was against them. Of course. There we go. Also, I'd like to point out, for those who don't know, Hikikomori is like the culture of Japanese shut-ins. This is like a telephone game version of something that shut-ins made up.

So here you go. Of course, the originations of the term are not solely in one place, simply because the concept of waifu is something that, in one form or another, has at least scratched at the thoughts of a large amount of the anime viewer base, as well as many who have never seen a single tsundere or recognized a moe attribute in their entire life. Am I right, guys? Yeah, totally, man. Who knows what I'm talking about? Absolutely.

And here's the part where I realize that if I try and explain every sad Japanese term, I'm going to go hoarse. So let's just keep going. Thus, the term has coalesced from a variety of sources into a conventional idea employed in most learned anime circles. I'm just thinking man's anime.

Jesus Christ. I only read the manga version of The Great Gatsby. However, with the influx of new anime viewers, as well as old anime viewers that remain out of touch with the waifu movement, the term is frequently butchered and misused. Okay, okay, that's good that we can have a fine point on our mockery. This essay is written to clarify that, while a waifu means different things to different people, there are many things that a waifu is believed to stand for. While in reality, it does not by any definition.

Okay. It doesn't, does it? That was a sentence. Okay. A waifu means a lot of different things to different people. It actually means one thing, but it actually doesn't mean anything. I'm tired of typing! Period! Okay.

Just as a word has only certain usages, the waifu only is an embodiment of certain facets of one's psyche, no matter her perceived personality. These facets I will explore and will subsequently provide a defense of after the grounding in this esoteric subject has been completed.

To preface this examination, I give you my thesis. Two-dimensional love is controversial, yet not psychologically, philosophically, or biologically wrong. This is starting to have the stink of Penny Arcade on it. Two-dimensional love, he means like... How is it controversial if it's just right in all ways and shapes and forms? Because some people don't watch anime and they're dumb and get it wrong. I'm sorry.

Some people think it's stupid to try to marry an anime character, a bad-der. What the fuck, seriously? Bigoted asshole. It's controversial in the same way bestiality is. Everybody else pretty much agrees on it, but there's a certain subset that has some discussion going on. Listen, I can

love you on an X and Y axis, but I can't love you on an X and Y axis, but I can't love you on an X and Y axis. The third axis is Father Porcine in nature. I'm sorry, things got complicated. Alright, continue please. Okay. Part 1. Initial defense of waifu as a concept.

It is a basic tenet of psychology that humankind is not meant to be divided. What? I don't know. That's why wars have never existed in history. Well, I think they're trying to say that no anime is an island. There we go. But what about My Pretty Island XXX?

That's my favorite one. The island shows her tits. Sorry, go ahead. Yeah, no man is an island except for inits Sorry, go ahead Yeah, no man is an island except for in Hetalia, I guess That's kind of a good joke Man, generally speaking, cannot in good health live a solitary life Invariably, he will either crumble from the loneliness Or reach out to another human being

It is why prostitution and religion The two oldest industries, are still thriving today. Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. And you, of course, have contempt for the institutions of prostitution and religion because you found a better

way. Yes. They offer man the same service. Companionship. That's right. I like to pay to fuck service. Companionship. Yeah, that's right. I like to pay to fuck God. Oh, yeah. Oh, Hooker, you're my best friend. You know, that's my favorite Slayer album.

Pay to fuck God. Okay. The belief that one is not alone, that one shares something with another, gives man the feeling of acceptance, which he desires above all else after his survival is ensured. This has been written out in Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, as well as... Oh, God! Really?

Really? No, no, this is for real. No, Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs is I guess a porn anime about cat girls that fuck, I don't know, robots or something. They're in a pyramid, though. Right. They're in a pyramid, though. Right. They're in, like, a cheerleader pyramid,

and, you know, the one at the top is, like, the biggest ears or something. I don't know much about anime. I was already rolling my eyes a bit, but after mentioning Maslow, now they're kind of hurting. Oh, it gets worse. It gets worse. Yay.

So this has been written out in Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, as well as being something of an inborn knowledge that most everyone understands without having to explicitly define it. So... That's not me. That's convenient. So we don't have to agree on this shit, right? Prostitution and religion.

Most would argue that they could not be further removed. Oh, God. But you said in the previous paragraph that... Where's the part where we fuck cartoon characters? It's not going to be for at least five more paragraphs. I can't believe I'm saying that. Okay. As they pertain to this topic,

their greatest difference is the greatest proof of the legitimacy of waifu. It can be generally agreed that religion offers most people a longer-lasting sense of joy than fornication with a harlot. Oh, dear. Oh, no. 3D girls are all whores.

Are you posting on the internet from the 18th century? Yes, I am. I have a time machine. I have a steampunk laptop. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, that's great. It's Adele with cogs glued to it. Yes.

There's a company that actually does that, by the way. I bet. Oh, you could get it gilded and then have cogs put on it. Yeah, yeah. Yet, why is this? Should not man, fulfilling his biological imperative, yeah. Yet, why is this? Should not man fulfilling his biological imperative give him the highest sense of joy?

His biological imperative is to fuck a pillow? No, no, no. No, no. You have to pay the pillow. Yeah, we haven't gotten to that part yet. It's to fuck a thing. Okay, sure.

No, because man is not merely a machine who must solely spread his seed. I beg to fucking differ. Bruce V argues otherwise. Man minus pussy bread. Man is also emotion. I beg to fucking differ again.

Sorry, please continue. I'm learning about humanity. differ again. Okay. Sorry. Please continue. I'm learning about humanity. Alright. Man is also emotion, which gains no long-term satisfaction from empty lust and must supplement it with religion to achieve the sense of belonging he requires

to continue living. This is why the priesthood, who may never indulge in carnal desire in their entire life, are generally a fulfilled collective. Citation needed. I can't even say anything. Why, the priesthood is a very fulfilled collective. Why, just look at the news. Oh, wow, I've been out of the news for a while.

Excuse me, but in anime, they're very fulfilled without sex. I like that character. What's his name? His name is anime. He's not very creative. Anime. It's a hyphen. Anime.

That's right. When we named our child, we knew he would be destined for mediocre things. Alright. To top it off, religion is even convenient enough to give them a sense of purpose

that they are serving in martyrdom to complete some grand deist orchestration that is indisputably their life's work. Okay. So. Okay. So. So. After mankind's needs of the body. Actually, skip down to

I want to skip down to so conventional theism. Okay. Because I'm starting to really get annoyed with this asshole. I think this guy should write waifu reviews for Pitchfork or something. The way he writes makes me want to

punch myself in the face reading this. Jesus. Alright. So, conventional theism can be seen to be defunct due to its destructive nature. Oh, good. Done. Cool. Easy. There we go. QED. Remember when religion used to be a thing?

Wow, whatever. That's so like 10 seconds ago. It was the work started by Nietzsche, but finally finished by Debu-chan94. Okay. Those who want to lead a wholesome

life are therefore sent back to square one. How to fulfill the two necessary desires for peace of mind. This is where the waifu comes in. Yay! Yeah, finally. Yeah?

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What's up? Hi. What's up, man? Hey, Boots. My name is Anonymous. Hey. I do a guy named Anonymous. Like the Internet Hacker Group? No, I just don't want you to know who I am.

Oh, then guys will not tell you your fucking name then. Don't even bother with Anonymous. You're wasting our time. Sorry. Do you sound like that because you're speaking through that Guy Fawkes mask? It's hard to take down Scientology and post about anime at the same time. Have you tried it? My God.

He's going to Rick Roll us. Okay, okay, okay. So, the crushing depression has been hitting me hard lately. Loneliness thread? Why not? Isn't that like the top

anime t-shirt company? Registering domain name now That's the That's what the thread How you rate the thread count on an anime pillow The loneliness thread count Hi, I'm also anonymous Oh, you guys are twins Yeah

Don't be lonely Get a waifu. Yay! A waifu is a character, an idea that you love so much that it makes the world seem inconsequential. The slings and arrows of everyday life are not but a gentle breeze against the skin

when you have realized your love. Okay. I'm with you so far. I'm sorry. I'm not... I'm I'm sorry I'm not I'm still depressed I'm talking about love this is very romantic in the loneliness thread

I'm talking about love the love is a powerful feeling it propels you to better yourself to become more confident, stronger and a better man your waifu drives away the fear in your heart. And other people.

And replaces it with the burning heat of adoration. I love this song by Huey Lewis and the Depression. Don't take money. Don't take fame. Need no credit card. Actually, don't have money. Don't have fame. Desperately need a credit card. It's actually don't have money, don't have fame. Desperately need a credit card to order this online. The allure of a waifu isn't how she looks.

Lines on paper, easily replaceable. What isn't replaceable is the way she made you feel. And that's something no 3D can ever match. Women can't make you feel. Wow. Do you think this guy refers to his mom as a 3D? Probably. I think we have a derogatory

term that matches a sexual. This is amazing. You 3Ds with your dimensions. Fucking volumetric assholes. You're joking, but that is really how they use it. Yeah, it is. It's beyond parody. For you, length by width by fuck you.

When they get angry, do they call each other 3Ds and shit? Like, is that just reserved for women? No, it's just 3D women who are real. Okay. Yeah. Also, I like how the allure of a waifu isn't how she looks, because I'm sure their giant, bouncing anime tits

don't figure into it at all. They look directly through their souls. Like, you know, they're still really skin deep and shit. Eyes are the windows to the soul, so I guess those are like the skylights to the soul. Yeah. Anyway, I got more to say to other anonymous here

oh yeah won't you join us in true happiness one of us now I remember what you said earlier I said love does exist I'm sure of that no it doesn't

okay only well this is a loneliness threat, after all. Only love for a waifu is real love. Everything else is just a need to be needed. A need one should shed. Whatever the fuck that means. Be strong. Train yourself.

You can be free of this poison of the soul if you keep looking toward the light of a waifu. Do not be fooled by the wiles and veils a 3D pig uses to disguise herself. be free of this poison of a soul if you keep looking toward the light of a waifu. Do not be fooled by the wiles and veils a 3D pig uses to disguise herself. You know as well as anyone else here that their hearts are black and cold. Oink, oink.

Yeah, that's right, 3D. Oink, oink, oink. Pigs are cute though, so it's fine. Yay! So, I'm going to guess, Anonymous, you've never had any specific event in your past that kind of fucked you up forever, and you haven't been able to get over it. I'm sure that hasn't happened, right?

No, no, no, no, no. Anyway, devote yourself to your waifu and leave 3D behind. For those who have been under its influence, this process can be hard, even painful. But you can overcome this and be stronger for it. Unlike many, I bear no personal scars from the 3D world. He keeps them all covered. Their hearts are black and cold. No judgment.

It's darkness. It's false. It's failures have always been as plain as day to me. I've always felt disgusted and disappointed with the world. I never loved anyone or anything until I found my waifu. But you're not broken.

At all. He's always felt disgusted with the world. I mean, you know. This is something I've never experienced before, so I know everything about it. The ending to Evangelion just left me so distraught I just fucking hate the entire world.

I was so upset. She was rendered in 3D at the end. Oh, yuck. I want to spread this happiness of 2D to others so that they might wake up from the spell of 3D and achieve true happiness. So what, you're like a bike Mormon for my waifu? I like these people that are making

pseudo-scient, Darwinist arguments about, like, oh, mating with 3D people is completely pointless. Fucking a pillow is how mankind should really evolve. No, he's not even talking about fucking the pillows, though. He's talking about just simply being in love with a fictional character. Like, there's not even fucking going on. Yeah, well, that is an evolutionary imperative.

No, the evolutionary imperative was to just be a... was just to like something. Didn't you remember? You guys are confused. I'm going to wrap it up. So if I like something hard enough, I can get it pregnant? I'm going to help clarify it for you. Humans have never known true love before wife. Wow.

Okay. I clarify then. I clarify. Perhaps some form of 2D existed before the advent of anime, manga, and visual novels through literature. So both

Drawing existed before anime. Grandma Moses drawings. Somebody fell in love with those. So both Drawing existed before anime Grandma Moses drawings So both love and art Were eventually perfected with anime Well yeah Haven't you watched it? I have Caveman drawing a stick figure with huge tits Oog and love

Oog chip off there And then hug while falling asleep. I got one thing to say to wrap this up. Give and take is a cycle of use. To call it love is nothing but another 3D lie. Where's the applause?

There we go. 3D is live. Yay. I had no idea I was so useless and horrible. Yeah. Well, we've tried to make you feel that way. I, uh... You know, I thought that, um...

I thought that the third in the series of step-up dance movies was pretty poor because there was a long love story, but in fact, the problem was that there was a long love story, but in fact, the problem was that there was just all this fucking 3D in it, which was just ruining all of the love. Exactly. That was the same thing with me falling in love with all the jackass characters in the first and second movies.

The third one, oh. Yeah. It was a lie. When the guy was upside down And the shit was spraying out of his ass I just didn't feel the love Exactly, I felt the exact same thing Alright, uh

Bunnybread, um I'm giving you a gift A special little gift Oh, Bunnybread, what's your name? I don't know, hang on here I am Professor Well, no. I guess I'm just fucking anonymous.

We are triplets. Did you know that? With very uncreative parents. Anyways, I want to drop some knowledge. What do you have to say to us, Anonymous? Yeah, okay. So I want to drop some science here. 3D equals whores, liars, money hungry, fat, and ugly demons.

Whereas 2D equals true happiness. Just facts. Which do you like better, though? Well, it's kind of a toss-up, because I'm big on the whores and liars. If you like 3D, you cannot have a 2D waifu. Period.

Alright? Legit? We understand this? Okay, good. Fat people want to be normal. Another? On a sale bail logic? We all on the same page so far? I think so. Yeah, that's just math, man.

Fat people want a 3D. Good? Okay. Fat people cannot have a 2D waifu. Deal with it. I love that logic there because that logic implies that fat people are the superior race because they will never stoop

down to fucking an anime character. Like, they have too much dignity for that. But not by choice, right? Because they're fat... Oh, I do not understand this. I think fat means people that like 3D people. That's all...

Oh, so 3D lovers? I don't think it means actual fat people. Well, that's what I'm thinking, too, because there's no possibility that anybody writing in these threads could be fat at all. There's no fat anime fans? I can't even think of one, so, you know. Go to the gym in the morning and it's spelling for fat.

Vortex, if you will take the role of... Oh, what is his name? Oh, Anonymous? Oh, I'm Anonymous? Yeah, yeah. This play is really hard to read. What? You don't like my stage play Waiting for Anonymous?

It's like Larry, Daryl, and Daryl. It's theater of the absurdly gross. It's meant to be that way. Hello, my name is Anonymous. Hi. I TT random my related post. Share your daily waifu experience. I'll

start. Since I've become so politically incorrect at every aspect, the other day I was watching fake colored restored videos of the Third Reich days, the Zeppelin field, and old Hitler's discourses.

Actually interesting, and I got around the subject. I know this is politically incorrect to say, but it's about time somebody said Hitler had a bunch of really great ideas. I'm unique in that way. And I got stuck around the subject of racial supremacy. Really? Yeah.

That's never happened in the internet. I'm a white pasty nerd, so I know what I'm talking about. Clearly the apex of all races. Yes. I, to say it from the Begainanine, by... Is that another anime term? Maybe. No, I think that's another anime term.

Yeah. Maybe. No, I think that's another anime term. Yeah. By no means would consider myself belonging to a superior race, not physically nor intellectually. Whoa. Semicolon. It's like somebody looked in a mirror.

Semicolon. Gotta have those semicolons. But if you allow me this time to consider the very best of Germanic and Japanese people, mostly from the north as such. I arrive to the next conclusion. Colon. Longest sentence ever still going. My wife.

Well, you know, it's like Scrabble. You just take all your punctuation out of the bag, and then you try to make sentences out of it. Pretty much. This isn't kanji, so I don't know how to write in it. Punctuation is just sentence mortar. Just, you know, slap it together. My waifu is a perfect example as a combination of such superior races. Okay, I'm actually kind of excited for this one.

Alright, I'm going to lean back. You're going to explain how your waifu is the Superior Race. Yay! She has a red slash auburn slash strawberry blonde Germanic, but straight Japanese hair. No white people have straight hair. None. How can it be auburn and strawberry blonde?

Because I write much descriptions on the side. Okay. Somewhere around none feet tall. Well, she is 2D, so you know. Well, she is 2D, so, you know. She has pure blue Germanic, but slightly beautifully slanted Japanese eyes. She has pale and lively Germanic skin, but white is all the same fair. Smooth face with no freckles or spots at all Japanese.

Oh, yeah, you never, ever see Japanese people with freckles. Ever. Never. So what's Jennifer like? She's pale and lively. Every time she gets out of her bubble, she's really excited. She has a straight, pointy nose, which is unusual for anime characters. straight pointy nose, which is unusual for anime characters.

And a strong chin. Germanic. Signs of aristocracy in character. Like all Germans. Yes. At least that's what Helsing taught me. But over a likely childish and innocent Japanese face.

Oh my God. All Japanese people look very innocent all the time. Yes, 80-year-olds. They just look up at you. Well, you know those baby face sumo wrestlers? They look really, really innocent. Japanese crime dramas are really difficult because nobody can ever look guilty. Yeah.

Seriously, I don't know if this is more racist or more absurd. It's kind of so bizarre. I don't even understand what you're trying to say. Well, in this case, I don't even know if he's racist. It's just so weird. He's being racist towards how

different races are depicted in anime. He's just saying the. He's being racist towards how different races are depicted in anime. He's just saying they're all folks who won World War II. That's all. Over and over and over. What's wrong with that? Well, I think he's being racist against the Italians. That's true! What the fuck?

They were in that game! Not one day going the whole fucking bunch. No love for J.R. I'm a dramatic Japanese gentleman. I am the utmost. Yes, yes, yes. I have all the Jersey Shore animes. She displays some precocious feminine exuberance, Germanic, all right,

but her general built is overall Ectomorph Because yeah, there's no skinny people Outside of Japan Nope, at least not in my house Anyway Am I right family? They want a 3D

Uh, colon Thigh and compact Lightly short. Thigh and compact? Hang on, I have to say all of this. Thigh and compact. Lightly short, but with very low fat rate. And proportionally long limbs.

Japanese. That's good, because, you know, most Europeans charge too much for fat. Fat rate. Have you ever seen people in anime? We mean humans, like the ones that produce the anime. No, those kids from Digimon got really skinny arms, ergo. True, okay.

Yeah, okay then. ergo. Yeah, okay then. God. She possessed no doubt about it, the straightforwardness of her scientific slash rational slash empirical occidental background, Germanic.

At Weich, she as a prodigy child excels. Greek arte, excellence, virtue, daring, bravery, conquest, occidental, arrow, Germanic, what am I saying? I don't care.

What the fuck happened? You're making so much sense from the first paragraph. Yes, because there's only a semicolon here. We're still going, buddy. I think we're into Usenet codes again. But ultimately, she heavily grounds her ethics around values such as honor and shame, Japanese. Honor and shame don't exist outside of the Shinto religion.

That's also, like, genetic, so, you know. Yeah, I mean, I have shame in my genes, I'm sure. Really, do you? Because I see what you're posting here. I thought maybe it would be proof to him that he's not Japanese, because he has no shame. He's anonymous. Duh. So, quite indisputably, for my own standards, and as far as the eyes of my

humunculus being can see, I don't know what that word means, apparently. I saw it on Full Metal Alchemist once. I actually have as my beloved and companion the finest lady on earth, and it's

all mine. Undeserving lucky bastard. I'm so jealous. Is he talking about himself? Yes. He didn't say who it was, though. Who was it? Well, he's undeserving because he's clearly not German

or Japanese or human. More self-hate racist. I have no idea what character he's talking about. Why couldn't my mom have been a J-pop star and my dad been Hitler? Damn it! History sucks. Oh, it's the lady from Evangelion, it looks like, I guess?

The red-haired one? What? What's her face? Yeah, that would be a... She's German. You just... And Japanese. Glad you guys are here to throw out these references for people.

Yep. Yep. Yeah. Young Genesis Evangelion. Evangelion, man! Okay, that's... Okay, that's enough. Okay, hi, guys.

Hey. Hi. My name is Shandon. Are you an ectomorph? Yes What level ectomorph are you? Okay guys, I wrote a poem, shut up Blue hair and green eyes The million faceted gem that is Earth

Perils in comparison Thank you Damn She's gonna be so happy when she hears that poem I'd snap but I can't feel my tongue My name's Anonymous Slash my slash I have one a bit

Waifu related problem this might sound like a joke but it isn't honestly I really am in love with an anime character I think that last sentence is going to be his epitaph you're less anonymous he had one a bit

waifu related problem I was thinking more like it sounds like a joke but it isn't but I actually yeah either way let me tell you more about myself related problem. I was thinking more like it sounds like a joke, but it isn't. But I actually, yeah, either way. Let me tell you more about myself. I have very high sex drive. I am horny almost all the time.

That is what that would mean. I don't feel like I have masturbation addiction, because I can actually be days without masturbation, but if I do that, it will affect my life. How would it affect your life there, Boner Jones?

Anonymous, please do not call me by real name, Boner Jones. It's Boner Takashi, asshole. Boner Takashi Jones. Having hard time sleeping. Erection on random places. On random places. I have a jacked up in the whole day.

I'm just getting boners popping out all over me. It's like on my elbow and my knee. I'm breaking out in boners. It's like Robin. It's like leaning on the banister. I got internal bleeding when my kidney got a boner. It was weird. Modern urban sculpture.

Was this like sitting on a chair? He's got a stool in front of him that his boner can be on? I will put my boner on you. This is an intervention. Well, how this is related to waifu? How are boners related to waifu? I can't wait to hear it. Yeah, you will be surprised.

Well, myself, I have such belief that I am allowed to masturbate for my waifu. So your waifu, it's... She made sure that I... Are you watching, baby? Please do not turn away. Wait, Please do not turn away. Wait, please do not turn away. How does that happen? I want us to savor this for a bit.

This is a fantasy 2D woman that he's created in his mind to be perfect, and he's still sexually frustrated by it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty amazing. Yeah, yeah. She still turns him down. God had a plan for him, and whatever he tries. I know people might have different opinions, but please try understanding my belief.

I used to masturbate to all kind anime girls, but it always made me feel guilt. Not the mean ones. All kinds. Those stuck-up bitchy anime girls over there. You just turned me down at the anime prom. You are a nice... No, they're only tsundere. Oh, thank you for bandaging my wounds.

You are a kind anime girl. I think that was a plot of a couple hundred anime, actually. Yeah. But it always made me feel guilt. Or regret. So I quitted it. I read that as quilted. I made a quilt out of my regrets. That too, don't ask what it means.

Now I am in similar situation. Last four or five months, I've been masturbating to my waifu only. Problem is, now there's a problem in this perfect scenario. Problem is that I'm feeling bad for masturbating a lot while thinking her. Sometimes it makes me think she loses her pureness. That's how that word works. And makes me feel dirty.

So wait! So at some point, for reasons I cannot figure out, when I'm masturbating while thinking of my anime pillow girlfriend, I feel dirty and ashamed. You know, if somebody were writing this section in their book

about a serial killer, I'd be like, you gotta tone it back a bit. This is too obvious. It's really hard to explain, but I hope you understand. I don't. Well, I can still hope. Hope is what matters. Because of that, I try to minimize my masturbation.

But, like I said earlier, it will have effect on my normal life. Just this part. Your normal life. Okay, here's my favorite sentence. Here we go. I tried Google help for lowering my sex drive, but I hardly found them useful. What? Those assholes at Google.

They just say, kill yourself over and over and over. They're mostly 3Ds that work with Google, so, you know. I guess, I mean, the problem is what you're Googling, because if you're having sex drive issues and you Google the right things, you should get over your sex drive problems pretty quick. We've got a podcast we need you to listen to. Mostly because they were relationship-related problems. Medication would be possibility,

but in this life situation, it would be impossible to get it. I am tied to a stake in the yard. I got in a fight with Old Yeller. Now I have rabies. I bet you guys don't normally have similar problems yet. I'm sure everyone in here is free of problems. But maybe somebody have had.

Do you have any advice? Because I feel very bad about this situation. Thank you. And then there's other people that have advice, such as Anonymous. JT, would you take that? Sure. Okay.

My name is Anonymous. Okay. I kept doing that, but he's going, don't be scared. Out John John. Brother, when did you hurt her? My long lost brother. Okay.

Welcome to the family reunion. The potluck is currently closed. Oh. We'd hug if our arms didn't reach. Okay. I'm in a similar situation. Frapping to other girls makes me feel bad, but I think it is wrong to frap to my waifu,

so I frap to my waifu. So I fap to other girls. I'm in a similar situation, except the opposite. I would never, ever have sex with someone even if they were real and they would want to. Even if she were a slut.

Such a plausible scenario for you. You know, there is a certain, I mean, there is arguably sort of levels of being a slut. But I think nobody has been the caliber of slut that would still have sex with someone

with a waifu. I don't know, somebody, there's some sluts that just lose dares. I mean, there's... Well, sure, but there's gotta be a limit. Maybe because I don't think I'm worth it. Or I might think of it as raping

her, since I'm a good for nothing. So I... I can't even imagine having sex with someone. It feels very wrong. I feel bad about fapping to other girls, but I would feel even worse were I to fap to my waifu. I wouldn't want to defile anyone.

I could never do it. She has no reason to love me. You know what, Anonymous? I think I know a support group for you. Holy. Usually when these people that get profiled in these episodes, you know,

the great thing is that the thing that's wrong with them is so glaringly obvious. But in this case, there's no fixing this fucking guy. You think? I mean, at least he, because all these other people are like, I have a waifu

because I'm too good for women. I kind of suck. Yeah. Jesus Christ. God, it's just, I mean, it's such a hodgepodge of different issues. Like, I don't know where you pull the thread. Oh, okay.

At the end of my muumuu. That's the thread. Your dragon muumuu. It's got like Goku and shit on it. Excuse me, my muumuu is Dragon Ball GT. I don't like Xeer anymore. Hey, I'm anonymous.

Masturbate to yourself. All your problems will be solved. Masturbate to yourself. New problems would arise, though. I'm just picturing the infomercial with the black and white. Are you tired of masturbating to others? Well, now... Oh, man, now I gotta look them up

and look at them while jerking off. Throw away all your pornography. There's gotta be a better way. Yep. Hey, guys. I'm anonymous. How did you get here? Oh, I'm anonymous. How did you get here? Oh, I've been here the whole time masturbating.

So much like everybody else, I got the same name. I've masturbated to a video of me masturbating while I think about myself before. So I'm not even gay, but something about seeing someone so exactly like me, or, you know, spanking a monkey made me feel comforted. Wait. What? He pretended the video of himself masturbating was somebody else that looked like him? Yep.

But he's still not gay. Yeah. Is it gay that you're a clone? I mean... No, it's just extremely elaborate masturbation. It's just really narcissistic at that point, I think. I like that he was masturbating to a video of himself masturbating and then he was also thinking

about himself. Assuming that masturbating to a video of himself masturbating wasn't narcissistic enough yet, then he needed to take another step. I need to have a video of me thinking about myself with pictures of myself on the wallpaper. A little thought bubble popping up. I have a video of me thinking about myself with pictures of myself on the wallpaper. A little thought bubble popping up. I have a tattoo of myself on my dick

while I'm masturbating. Just have a CD of my name on loop. It's anonymous. Anonymous. Anonymous. Speaking of which, I just pre-read the thing you gave me, and I fucking hate you.

Yeah, that was the case before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking asshole. Okay, so my name is Anonymous. I have never masturbated to myself, unless masturbating to thoughts of myself as a cute 2D girl getting violated by a monster counts. Probably not in court, but I don't know. Yeah. Anyone?

I think we're going to have to go to the jury on this one. It's not bestiality, the monster is me. Is it normal? Everybody who thinks that counts, vomit right now. I vomited earlier. I got nothing left. It doesn't count. Oh, hey, Komiji.

You know, the waifu thing is mostly a joke anyway. It's only a joke to the retards from Slash V Slash to use it as a way to fit in. Plenty of people are serious about their waifu. I call them me.

We are only trying to help you get a real girl and realize that waifus are only harmful to your social life. Social life. Shit. Who is trying to help Komeiji get a real girl? I think that that's... This is me.

I'm also Komeiji, and I got a real problem. Nobody wants to help you, stupid fuck. I want to help you, stupid fuck. I want to do the stupid fuck. I would love to. Do the stupid fuck. Do the stupid fuck. You stupid fucking wrong.

I would love to. Don't a stupid fuck. Don't a stupid fuck. You're stupid fucking wrong. You're also an idiot if you think that being in love with a fictional character somehow restricts and prevents you from having friends. Kamaji has lots of friends. All their names end in.jpg. Real girls are shit. And you can take them back to your board while we stick with 2D perfection.

Oh, God. Komiji, I have a question for you. What was the point in your life that made you say, Fuck girls, I'm going to turn to an anime character for love and emotional support? Not long after I started watching anime full-time, so probably around 15 years old. Full-time? What probably around 15 years old. Full-time? What does that mean? I get paid to do this.

God bless the government grants. Wow, near the start of puberty. What a surprise. You know what? The Republicans are right. We should defund the NEA. Being personally subject to their bullshit day in, day out is what me fall away from them and into the world of 2D.

I hope that makes sense to you. Was that a corn saw? It made me happier. They gave me feelings that were impossible to feel for any girl I knew. Eventually, I stopped giving a shit about real girls completely, and things have been much, much happier since. Yeah, you seem happy.

Especially since meeting my waifu. Meeting? So, you... Like a bar, or...? No, no, no, no, no, no, you seem happy. Especially since meeting my waifu. Meeting? So, you... Like a bar? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He comes from a traditional religious family. Oh, it's an arranged marriage. Okay. Right, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Now tell me, why is it wrong to avoid

girls... Sorry. Why is it wrong to avoid real girls and love a fictional character instead when it gives the person happiness and motivation? Motivation? Motivation to do what? Go meet women? To do his job better! To watch a bunch of anime! To really just focus in on the anime!

Alright. You know. As opposed to the negative feelings when dealing with a real girl. Because... Because they can't get sex and procreate? Yeah, that's really the problem here, is that you're not making more of

you. It's that you're not reproducing. Everyone realizes that, yeah, this is the mold that we need to reproduce. Exactly. Please don't tell me that's this argument hinges on. Well, that was a really good point.

I'm not going to say it exactly like that. That's not going to make sense, so I won't tell you that. Sure. That was a really good point, but would you not admit that somewhere out there there are normal girls who have the personality qualities you'd like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice, normal girls and girls who aren't picky. There may be one out of every 100,000

and that's not even being picky or asking for perfection. Just a nice girl that has traits I find attractive along with values and loyalty. Unfortunately, those girls are so rare that they might not as well even exist. There's only about 100,000 women on the

earth anyway, so just the hell with it. I guess if the traits you find attractive are being two-dimensional, then yeah, that could be a barrier. What about women that have been run over by cars many times? Oh, that's nice. Well, it has to be women that have been run over by cars in

cartoons. Shit. Cartoon cars. Just do them as my waifu. I'm so excited to be Mrs. Wiley Coyote. Remember me, Eddie? When I had sex with you, I ducked his right in the ass. Why would he not remember that?

He shut that shit down. He got lost in his eyes. Exactly. So, hi, folks. Long-time reader, first-time masturbator. I'm anonymous. I doubt that. Okay, you're right.

You caught me on cheeksies. Anyways, my name's Anonymous. I just picked. Okay, you're right. You caught me. Cheeksies. Anyways, my name's Anonymous. I just picked that out out of the blue. So, slash A slash, with your waifu, was it love at first sight, or did you fall in love over time? It was love at first episode. My name's also Anonymous. I was stunned at first sight. Might have been love,

but definitely there was hard attraction at least. I don't get it. I knew she was special. By the end of episode 10... Our first date. Hmm. This is an interesting sentence. By the end of the episode.

By the end of the episode, ten minutes or so later, after she had been the gankiest I had ever seen. Damn, that girl's such a gank. Shit. Dirty-ass gank. He means active, but he didn't want to use English because he's a fucking idiot.

Oh, okay. I thought it was a weird Saints Row 3 reference. Saints Row is in 3D. Why would you want to play that? Oh, that's a good point. Totally. I'm sorry. After she had been the gankiest I had ever seen, shown a voice I was very attracted to,

though I hadn't noticed she was my favorite VA yet. Voice actor? Voice actor. And beaten the shit out of her teacher. Whoa! Whoa!

That's qualities you want in a woman. I was in love. I had been an A for four years already at the time and i had never completely understood about what the waifu thing was all about but i declared my undying love during that live stream and now it's been about three and a half years and I love her as much as I did during that scene where she jumps out of the window.

I love suicidal chicks. Like I did after episode one ended. It's a happy ending. I love you, Taktorako! Sorry about being late with the editing of the latest chapter

of the manga you're featured in! So he fell in love with the shit he's making. Is that right? No. No? Is it? No, I think he's talking about editing the translations. Oh. Our first date went a bit long because the video took a while to buffer.

All right, JT. Sure. My name's Anonymous. Oh. Breaking away. Yeah, I know. Over time, I met her first in Pearl version and thought she was pretty cool then, but it wasn't until Platinum version where I really started to fall for her.

Yes. Yes. This is Pokemon, isn't it? Yes, it is. I don't know who he's talking about yet. So this dude's in love with a Pokemon? No, it's Pokemon Trainer. He's in love with a Pokemon Trainer. That's my favorite R. Kelly song.

Since Game Freak added more scenes with her and made her more prominent in the game, one such new scene has a really, really long piece of dialogue where she talks about her research regarding Pokemon myths. Oh my god, I just came! Oh yeah, keep going. Oh Jesus! Keep going.

Man, I did not find that hot until you said she was going to be doing research about Pokemon myths. Oh yeah, tell me how many unknown there are. There's a lot of attractive women who like to research Pokemon things very much. Yes, yes. I just hope there aren't any 3Ds. Ew.

Never mind then. Well, that's not all. She would also come to visit my villa and talk about myths and other stuff about herself, too. This is how I found out that she is very messy with her research notes and books. Her presence adds to the lure of the games, specifically

mythologies and history regarding the Pokemon. That's it. Well, I think... And none of us said enough. on. That's it. No? Thank you. And none of us said enough. John? He's talking about Cynthia, I think. I don't know. Oh, John, it's the return

of Komiji. Somebody has to be the italicized part, though. Boom. So, I understand waifus. They have also felt affection towards fictional characters. That is not what a waifu is. It's much more than just an affection or an infatuation with a character,

being attracted and masturbating to them, whatever else you guys do. It is real, actual love. Obviously varying from person to person in how they deal with their feelings and go about their relationship, but the love is always there. You might say that she doesn't exist, and while she doesn't have a physical form in this world, she has a presence

in it. She exists inside of me, and I feel her deeply enough that she has become an actual person with feelings and thoughts. So when you say inside of you, which body part do you really refer to? He's pregnant with his wife. The Azusa that exists inside of me

is real, and I'm not going to let other people debase my love for her or try to insult her character with terrible and flawed arguments. It's progressed far beyond the point of feelings for an imaginary character and has become a real person that's manifested inside of me. She's going to come bursting out of his chest cavity any day now.

I'm just picturing Quado from Total Recall, but with, like, an anime cat girl's head. Oh, God, that's terrifying. Kumichi! Isn't Quado kind of 3D, though? Yeah. Fair point. And then Quaid walks out.

Well, I thought he was going to give me the plans for the Martian air machine but it was just Naked anime girls One of them had three tits at least that was nice Yeah fair enough Get your ass to 4chan Get your ass to 4chan You know I think Komeiji

When people are Let's say Casting aspersions on your lifestyle, I don't think they're insulting the anime girl that you're in love with. They're insulting the honor. That's probably not the thing that they're making fun of. How dare you speak ill of her. Look, you can say whatever you want to me, but you will not insult my precious. Don't talk shit about my waifu.

All right, well, it looks like this is the last thing. So, JT, I guess you get the honor here. Oh, nice. All right. This is pretty special. Oh, God. Oh, yeah, this one. Yeah, all right. All right, my name's Anonymous. Okay.

Hey. Yeah. Hey. We've already managed to form a culture where disgusting normal fags are immediately shunned and any poster worth is salt as a waifu. But now...

But now... We... need to go... You're nobody. Now what? Do you rank people on the forums? But now, we need to go to the next level. Suicide.

Of the video game that your wife who lives in. Wait for it. Wait for it, because something amazing is about to happen. Everyone put on their Nike sneakers and take this Kool-Aid. about to happen. Everyone put on their Nike sneakers and take this Kool-Aid. If you have a sex drive, you are still a normal

fag. So I'm only gay for normals? Yeah, the term normal fag, it's kind of like sheeple or mundanes, only with more lily-white contempt and scorn. Okay.

But just with a little bit of random homophobia in there. Yeah. We wouldn't do anything gay to impede upon the purity. I'm going to have sex with this Pokemon trainer.

No gay stuff. Yeah, no homos. Fuck that. Love you, Pikachu. No hom stuff. Yeah, no homos. Fuck that. Love you, Pikachu. No homos. Why? Sex is a driving force in the 3D PD world, and something we do without. Wait, is that the 3D police? Yeah, what's this going to say?

Yeah, with 3D... Wait, we've totally been misinterpreting 3D pigs this whole time. Oh, 3D. Oh, no. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my mind was just blown by that.

Yeah. Yeah, it's the cops of the 3D world. God damn it, they're always tracking them down. JT, you can explain what 3DPD stands for. Oh, yes. It stands for 3D Pig Disgusting. What? Ours is a lot better.

Yeah. 3D is a pig disgusting. 3D Pig Department. Where you go and pick out your pig. I'm just picturing like a Rodney King video. A bunch of cops beating up an anime pillow. Oh, God. The feathers. The feathers are going everywhere! Okay.

So why simulate sex? Why fantasize about this disgusting act with the pure inhabitants of the 2D world? To be with your waifu, you must keep her pure and strive to emulate the purity of the universe in which she resides. If she is not pure, then she is a sham, a slut, designed to stir normal fag loins,

not hearts. How? How can you be disconnected from 3D while your 3D hand is jerking your 3D penis? Oh my god! By the way, don't bother submitting that as a header on the website, because it's already in there, so don't worry about it. We're good. We're good. because it's already in there, so don't worry about it. We're good. We're good.

Think about it. If you love your waifu, you will choose asexuality. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Worlds are colliding. You have reached F plus singularity.

The universe will end now. Be part of the future face of A. It's anonymous. How could you be the face? It's just a guy fox mask. This guy really looks like a fox.

It's part of the face. You'd just be the mustache. The neck beard. Pointy nose. The'd just be the mustache. The neckbeard. The form of. Pointy nose. The neckbeard underneath the mask. Voltron face, I guess, made of nerves. I'm gonna buy a paper doll that I can call my own.

A doll that other fellows cannot steal. And then the flirty, flirty guys with their flirty, flirty eyes will have to flirt with me. And there we go. An hour or so of really just not at all problematic relationships. John, what'd you learn this week? I've learned that even if something is obviously a joke or obviously meant in jest or is just, you know, yeah, just a joke

people on the internet are going to crazy it up and make it a real thing for them. Okay. Well, basically like with the waifu thing, JT does another video on his YouTube channel. He talks about how waifu

was basically an idea that started on image boards and you'd say like, oh, hey, here's this anime character I like. She's my waifu. Ha ha, it's a joke. You know, it's funny.

You know, we're nerds so we want to marry cartoon characters. And then later on, a bunch of people are like, no, seriously, we really are nerds and we really want to

marry cartoon characters. Yeah. later on, a bunch of people are like, no, seriously, we really are nerds and we really want to marry cartoon characters. Yeah, yeah, you leave nerds alone with their thoughts and they just kind of snowball into something lonely-making. Yeah, exactly, and it's like the thing with otherkin. I'm sure that started out as somebody

being like, there's a D&D group, and they're like, I want to play as the dragon in the D&D group. And everybody's like, yeah, sure, what the fuck, it'll be hilarious. You can be Gondorf the dragon, and it'll be fun, because we're all nerds, we're playing a fantasy game, why not? And then later on, people took that idea, and from also them playing pen and paper RPGs forever, and it's like, no, I really am a dragon in my soul.

That's what I believe. And so it just kind of, I guess... I don't know why. I guess some nerds just take things so seriously, or maybe it's like they reject religion because, ah, fuck you mom and dad for making me go to school and church or whatever. And then it becomes, like, that thing that fills that religious void, or maybe they're just...

they're not around people enough that that just becomes their social interaction is talking with dragons on the astral plane, or their anime girlfriends. I don't know what happens, but it's just, it's amazing how it becomes the thing it's kind of being a joke about because people just don't think like, oh, this is just a joke. You know, there's, there's something that we, that we kind of bought up against a lot

in, in F plus readings, which is, which is that, uh, you know, social, social cues and social interaction is hard. It's hard for me sometimes. I can kind of be in a social situation, and I'm usually a fairly affable, outgoing guy, but there's definitely situations where I don't really know the right in, kind of the right conversation to have. It gets a little isolating.

And that's a truth. But then the extent that people will go the other way of like, well, if I have to talk to girls, fuck it. I am out. I've come up with a solution and objectively it's a terrible

solution, but it's what I'm going with anyway because it's way easier. It's really easier. It's really strange. There's another thing, too, which is that when you're into anime style or pin-up style,

you start to realize that those people in real life would look disgusting. If you ever see women that get the plastic, the plastic surgery, like, to look like pinup girls. Yes, exactly. You know, you understand how reality and that look just kind of don't work together. Yeah, or, like, in the most extreme case, there's the guy who was, like, a tiger furry or whatever. So he had a ton of plastic surgery so he could, like, plug in whiskers to his face and do a tiger.

And he looks horrifying. He's like something from Silent Hill. On the extreme end of that. Right, yeah. And so, yeah, if this is where your romantic life is, and this is where you want to be, boy, you're just sailing on a

ship away from Earth. That ship is full of people whose heads and eyes are way too big. And if you need a place to call home, I would recommend the T-H-E-F-P-L dot U-S, where you can find all sorts of episodes that maybe you haven't heard before, including some things about balloon inflation, and all those old ones that people don't really listen to anymore, which is too bad because we still reference them

because they're funny. Yeah, go back to the classics. Hidden in our archives. It's good stuff. It is. And do please leave some comments on Facebook. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And we'll see you next week. Yes, thank you for listening. And by the way, Fat Voice

wants to be someone's waifu, so call me up if you think that's something that'll work for you. Oh, you're making me so hot. Oh, I need it. I need it. Good night! She displays some precocious feminine exuberance, Germanic,

alright, but her general built is overall ectomorph. So she's outside her body? And all these skinny people live in Japan. Yes. So wait, she's green high C? Yes.

Everyone under 30 listening to that podcast. But I do! That's not the first time that's happened. All right. Now let's quote some R&B from the early days. Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. Oh, shit.

You know what that reminds me of? Tony, Tony, Tony. God damn it, man. No diggity. I got to back that up. Oh, did somebody give me an opportunity to bring up New Jack Swing? I think. I think they did.

The answer to that question is mm-hmm.