The F Plus - 82: I Sink I Love You

Episode Date: October 3, 2012

As third wave feminism took hold in the 1990's, popular culture found themselves once again looking at the power dynamics of sexuality. Could a woman be strong and independent while still bandying around words like “slut”? Perhaps. Can people live self-actualized lives and still secretly crave a certain sense of helplessness and longing for the strength of another? Probably. Is this a terrible summary for an episode that's all about ladies getting stuck in quicksand? Undoubtedly. We're exploring QuicksandFans.com - a site for people who really like to think about other people getting stuck in preposterous situations only slightly less embarassing than Mitt Romney's current campaign. This week, the F Plus learns the correct way to measure how much room there is in your bog.

Next, Paris plays a wayward bather who lands deep in trouble naked and butt-first. Now, butt-first isn't blue, so that's the title of the episode. But seriously. Then, Jenna has got to pee, and got to pee isn't blue. Absolutely no one who knows me better Hey there, this is the F Plus Terrible things, red with enthusiasm My name's Lemon And I'm Isfahan

Isfahan, how are you doing this week? Not too bad, can't complain. That's great, that's great. What's a topic that we haven't done in a while? What do you think? Let's see, well, we covered furries, we covered the petitioners. One thing that I'm just jonesing for that I haven't had in a while is just a good old-fashioned fetish episode, you know?

But, like, a weird one? Yeah, I mean, like, furries, they're kind of low-hanging fruit, and they're kind of a kind of an umbrella fetish on their own, like, it's usually furry and something else associated with it, but just one all by itself, I think, would really hit the spot. Well,

I got good news for you. Oh, do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I got good news for you. Oh, do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the other podcast that we do, a regular, one of the guests was mentioning that he had a quicksand fetish. And this is, in fact, a larger community.

There are quicksand fans who are turned on by ladies going into mud or ladies going into quicksand. Generally, it seems to be mostly women being helpless. There's no fucking involved at all. And they have their own porno movies. Sounds like it fits the bill. I think I'm going to enjoy this. Do I really need to explain it any further?

We're going to do a crazy fetish for about an hour. You're going to like it. Raiders assemble! Raiders assemble! In the room tonight, we have Portax. So, now we're just bouncing off the walls, but always sinking in the end. Yes, Vaughn. Quicksand naturally introduces yet another level in mucky sophistication.

Recorded, edited, and mastered digitally. Available on VHS and DVD-R. Ace Rockawaddle! Quicksand arousal. There's no hope of rescue when fantasy rules the day and our mired maidens each submit to unlikely lovers. Bootsring here. Amy finds out that Deep Mud can be a woman's best friend as she looks for her missing dog. What?

Some quads up? They're sinky. They're sinky and the brain, brain, brain. And Lemon. Next is a thing called Paris Erotic Sinking. The less said, the better. Alright, let's start this thing out with a very important question. It's just a matter of personal opinion, you know?

Some people like Coke, some people like Pepsi. But this is what kind of mud people like. Boots, would you pose the question of what kind of mud is better? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I'm Mudman 4. I got in really early enough to get 4. That's good. I'm going to search for Mudman 3.

Let's see if I can find him. Nope. There is no such thing as Mudman 3. I don't know why you picked that one, but whatever. Where are you from, Mudman 4? I'm from boring old Missouri. Oh, I'm sorry. There's not enough mud.

Anyway, what's your question? It's true. Yeah. Which is better? Tidal or river mud? River mud. Okay, next question. No, no, no.

I've got to flesh this out here. Sure. Alright. The other day I was driving through Missouri, who are No, no, no, no. I've got to... I'm going to flesh this out here. Sure. All right. The other day I was driving through Missouri, who are going through one hell of a drought. I looked at some rivers and lakes, saw that the water level had gone down, leaving some nice looking mud.

Some of you may know that I live in Florida, which has some kick-ass tidal mud. Yeah! Oh, yeah. The question I'm asking is, which is better, tidal mud or river mud? Where are you from? Are you from Boringol, Missouri, that Florida's part of it? He's gigantic.

No, I'm currently driving. Oh, sorry. He's in Missouri. That's my location. I'm currently driving through there. Oh, so you updated your location as you were driving through Boringol, Missouri. He's on the laptop in his Toyota FJ. He's the Orochi. His body spans

several thousand miles. Oh, that's good. I've got an app on my phone that updates quicksandfans.com from my current location on annual time. It recognizes that I'm in boring old Missouri. QuickSap. Portax, you are Kibusan? My god. He's got quicksap. Portax, you are Kibosan?

My god. He's got a signature at it. That's what I said. Great avatars. Just in case people were wondering whether or not this is actually sexualized, Kibosan's avatar pretty much settles it. That might be a life drawing of a woman

with big tits, naked, screaming in mud. You don't know. He could be an artist. With mutant stubby arms. Right. Anyway, what's your thoughts? As far as quality of mud, I would say title. But there's that damn annoying issue of drowning involved.

Oh, is that not hot somehow? I guess I don't understand the distinction. Well, so that makes it pretty safe then. I'm willing to bet some people find death hot like with the inflation fetishes talking about popping people. I'm going to go for river mud because apparently you can't drown in it. I'm drowning! I'm drowning! Oh, wait, no, I'm in a river.

I'm fine. Don't worry about me. I'm in a river. We managed to avoid drowning. You're welcome, Zarla. Yay! Acer, you are Minoc. M-Y-A-N-O-C-A. Oh, Star Wars reference. Oh, I'm way down there.

Star Wars reference with a completely different Star Wars reference. Yeah. Your name is Minoc, so understandably, they have an avatar of Boba Fett. The only time I was ever near a muddy tidal area

it stank like a cooler full of rotten bait. So I'd have to vote River Mud. Though in truth neither of them beat a quarry settling a pit

full of nice fresh clay. And sunglasses. Bald smiley face. Do you have, is this one of your, like, first date conversations that you have? Yeah. I just thought about this. Yes, yes it is.

I also like how he managed to work in his own personal favorite fetish, even though the discussion does not involve it. In my signature, with my ass in a lawn chair, toes in the clay, not a worry in the world, a PBR on the way, life is good today, life is good today. That's Zach Brown Band,

Toes. I'm sure that song was about sexually drowning in mud and not about anything else. Hey, you take what you can get when you have a fetish like this. That's the other song, Zac Brown Band, Sexually Drowning. Alright, I think I'm actually...

Oh, oh, it's fine. Take Da Sandman. Hey, I'm Da Sandman. I may only be around a ton of mud, but the Springfield quicksand at the Ixanucky Creek is the B-E-S-T. What's your signature?

Oh, my shit. It's my quicksand, and I need it now. Deep, not shallow. Yeah! What do we want? I don't know. It's on a protest sign. We probably want to sink, but not too far. How do we want? I don't know. It's on a protest sign. We probably want to sink, but not too far. How do we want to do it?

Reasonably. I haven't really considered this. All right. Actually, we're going to carry on with Da Sandman, who has his own question. It's a serious question. Oh, but there's a thing from Fitzwill just down at the bottom. Fitzwill? Okay.

Take it, Acer. Nice! This is in response to the B-E-S-T, by the way. Sure, yeah. Nice! I've been there, and you aren't lying. I was there like ten years ago and just walked on the shore of the creek until I found muddy spots. The only problem was there was a steady stream of people going down the river.

I learned that the hard way. Here I am, like, waist deep, and this family floats by and asked if I needed any help. No. No, keep going. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. The rest of this scene is great. Guy, you probably don't want to pull me out.

You don't want to see what's going on down there. Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. Nope. I'm good. As I smiled as they floated away. So the family floats by. Buddy, you need some help?

Nope. Nope, I'm good. It's like, oh, someone planted a man. Everything's going according to plan. Well, it was slightly awkward, to say the least. Yes. Yes, it was. Were the spots you found right on the creek as well?

Know of any better spots you can cool me into that are slightly more private? In public? No! I don't think there are surveyors out there getting the private wank spots for your sinking fetish. Oh my shit.

Oh, that's so good. We don't need to read it, but Quagmire Giggity On the second page Lays out a huge pros and cons list Oh yeah Oh my god I'm not surprised at all Quagmire Giggity is actually not a Family Guy reference

He actually wants to be in a Quagmire Sinking out Yes I just want to see his His pros and cons list of the two kinds of mud is 536 words so he has some advance

anyway so yeah to Sandman you had a serious question is that right? yes I've already forgotten what voice I used last time I'm Sandman is it possible in in any way Yes, I've already forgotten what voice I used last time. I understand, man. Is it possible in any way to he's sinking, and if you put your hands in to push yourself up,

will your hands get stuck? I was just wondering, because although it turns me when girls get stuck like that, I haven't had a situation, and hopefully won't have a situation when I get stuck like that, and was wondering if it ever happened to anyone. So to recap, I think it's super hot

when a woman is completely helpless and trapped there forever. But for that to happen to me, un-fucking-thinkable. Is it possible to happen to a guy? I don't know. Wait, wait. The Sandman clarifies.

I'm a little confused about this. Okay, let me rephrase that. I typed a little too fast. Is it possible in any way if you're possessive sinking in quicksand and you push your hands in to push yourself out, will your hands get stuck?

Any way possible. That's the same fucking thing he asked like five seconds ago. Are you a sonambulant typer? Wow, we got science coming up here. Yeah, yeah, Boots, I think that's you.

The next one down. Oh, yeah. Shit. He's a scientist, man. He should know. My name is QSVGitGuy. Sure. Sure. It'd be a quicksand VigitGuy, probably.

Something like that. I think it's highly unlikely, but possible, yes, if the substance has conditions that when it's distributed, it goes through liquefaction as you put your arms down and through it, but then settles again, it could become almost a solid. What? What? Science!

Okay, right, sorry, my bad. Carry on. I have a non-Newtonian boner. If your arms and body are down deep enough, I'd say halfway up between the elbow and shoulder or deeper, then the material could solidify and hold your arms in place to a point that you don't have the leverage to pull them out.

Oh. That was very confusing. Well, the Sandman's question was kind of bullshit to begin with because it's like, okay, I'm in quicksand. Can I pull myself out with my hands, which are also in the quicksand? My name's Nessie. I'm a producer.

Oh, shit. You can find my website at someplace. It doesn't matter. Anyway, I agree. Possible in some kinds of quicksand, of real quicksand, but not likely. I only experience the

cementing around you effect once this has and this has happened when me and my mud partner did not move around enough you know, my mud partner that's a term I'm in a queer platonic mud relationship if you were struggling

your arms would be moving and it wouldn't get the time to set like that. However, in pits of quicksand without sufficient diameter, sometimes you have to just say, Oh, God, my arms are stuck! To explain why you aren't reaching for the shore when it's plainly in reach. Which, explaining it to who? Indiana Jones? Who the fuck are you talking to? The person in the bushes who's whacking off to you. Okay.

Let's talk about drugs, man. Oh. Okay. All right. We're going to need somebody. Acer. Acer, do you have a question that you want to pose? I'm sorry, Steve84?

Right, yeah, see, I'm not Acer. I'm Steve84. Look, I've got to ask you about sinking while high or intoxicated. Do you have to? I have to. Look, I am in no way trying to encourage this, but I was just curious if anyone has ever taken anything, you know, alcohol, weed, et cetera,

prior to a sinking slash mudding experience. You can't go mudding in Armani without your suit. You know, I was saving that. I was saving that. I was going to ask if you could go mudding in Armani, and you guys just... Put swampers on the Jeep, bro. God damn it.

So what was it like? Look, forgive me if this is an inappropriate topic. What? Once I had a few drinks because it was freezing cold and I thought it would help warm me up. But I don't believe that alcohol actually enhanced the experience in any way. And it didn't warm me up enough

either, lol. I just clumsily ended up tripping over onto a bush and getting a few splinters in my hand whilst on the way to the spot, lol. Hmm. Yeah, I can't actually imagine many. If anyone replying to this topic,

lol. Oh well, it's out there now weird smiley why are you so embarrassed by this I jerk off in the mud you're in a fucking quicksand fetish forum and then you're like ooh I've gotten drunk once tee hee hee I'm sorry

this one's for the ladies well I ain't no lady and I wanna see it colon D Well, I ain't no lady and I want to see it. Colon D. So I don't actually know where I was going with that. Anyway, maybe you can answer my question. It's kind of a roundabout way to just say, yeah, I got drunk out in the woods once. That was pretty cool. Oh, yes, right, because I'm Australian, so I can't just say, yeah, once I got drunk, because...

Yeah, he's in Australia. That's probably like the quicksand mecca. Alright, so PM2K, Kumquat, you have a story for us. Strangely enough, something like this did happen years ago when I was attending college. Oh, that is strange. I got drunk and fell into mud once in college. I just totally unintentionally fell into some mud. My glasses fucked up. The neighborhood I was boarding in had a wetland right in the middle of this field,

complete with cattails and the whole deal. That's a pond. I mean, within 50 yards of the edge of the marshy area was the main street, complete with sidewalks, etc. And there was housing all around it. Goddammit, I hated

when it went to quicksand ton. Go sinking horse! I was walking home in the rain from a party feeling no pain, courtesy of a half a 40 ounce of black velvet rye, and thought it would be cool to splash through it. The rye, that is.

Pour it on the street. Splash through the other half of the 40. That's probably the best use of it, frankly. Big mistake. Sink up to my armpits, fully clothed in this blackish muck. No one around because everyone was sleeping. Took me

ages to struggle out. An effort which caused me to puke a couple times. Really? And then an ant with a puke-sinking finish crawled into that. I never thought this would happen. Oh my god.

Dear Ant Penthouse. An ant with a puke-sinking fetish fetish. It's a fractal fetish. Yeah, it's a fetish fractal. Not pleasant. Had the fun of explaining with a hangover and several pulled muscles distracting me

to the landlord about the muddy trail running down his hallway. Not to mention getting that stuff out of my clothing. So I wouldn't recommend it. On a happier note, I did find a cool sinking place to check out after dark. So the problem here was just

that you were drunk. I was sober, and better prepared, that is. Better prepared? Gotta get my sinking gear on. A mud buddy. Mud buddy. Use mud for me.

Some ropes. It's one of those doomsday preppers, but for mud... Wait, where the fuck was I now? Excuse me. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, my name is... My name is Nox Yager. And I have an angry face.

For some folks, sinking in mud by itself is somewhere between intoxication and a religious experience. What? And then, Boots, you have a response to me. Am I a water bug?

Yes, you are. I am water bug 62208. Well said. The only thing I was ever high on during one particular day of special syncing was coffee, caffeine, and friendship. However, the coffee and caffeine, which were two entirely different things that I had. It was caffeine.

It's actually caffeine. Sorry. All right. Coffee and caffeine, in the long run wasn't a good idea to consume, at least for me. If you're sinking in hot weather and you get dehydrated, it, the too much

coffee, messed up sorry, messed me up for the following day of sinking. So, my sinky partner and I made up for it. Why are you all laughing at what I just said? I'm going to laugh at that every time. Sinky.

Mudbuddy, sinky partner, it's always going to make me laugh. Must have been something else funny that happened. So, my sinky partner and I made up for it by enjoying lunch and dinner together at the Holiday Inn I was staying at and watching quicksand videos by K.O.L. and MTV in my room. All the while, there was this swamp about a mile as far out on my hotel window beckoning us. Hey, honey, do you want to sit in a hotel room and eat delivery pizza while watching fetish videos? Well, yes. F plus three.

And now here's a sentence that is most clearly said by a competent adult. My sinky friend certainly had wonderful sinky places to go to during that special sinky day. Oh, God! And I return the favor

by treating her to lunch, supper, and the free coffee in my room. We're not laughing at the word Sinky now, are we? Did you just refer to a vagina as a Sinky place? Did she mean Sinky or Stinky?

I don't know at this point. I think we're still just talking about the mud pit. Are we? Well, like, you know, anyway. And by mud pit, I mean the friend's vagina. I won't splash around in your mud pit. No. Okay, at least one correction.

Lunch on the special sinky day was picked up by her. Supper that night was on me, I believe. And lunch and supper the following day, I believe, was on me. I do know the coffee on both days was mostly provided by me.

Courtesy of the Holiday Inn. What the fuck? Who the fuck cares? This trooper once got stuck in a sinky place. It's incredibly important to the story that you know who paid for what meals. Well, yeah, because I don't want everybody

to think of it. And then Ted. I don't want them to think that I just paid to have my sinky places visited. Acer, you are I believe CU dudes? CU dudes. Oh, the second page. That's on the next page, I presume.

Top of the second page. Excuse me. Cadoods. Cadoods. Well, I had a keg around to my place one summer night, and I was putting the moves on a young lady. I stroked

out though, so I thought, what the heck? Let's go down to the river. I managed to find my way to a little mud hole, wallow in neck deep, and do what comes naturally to a young man. That is not what comes naturally to a young man! When you don't get

laid, it's not normal to stand in a mud pit. That's not why that doesn't happen in teen sex comedies. He's doing what comes naturally to a young man on top of these other weird things. Then, I do what comes naturally after doing what comes naturally. I fall asleep. Neck deep, snarling away. I wake up at dawn. The birds are singing, the sun is shining.

Deer are taking a drink. Then I shut my eyes and fall back to sleep. The next thing I hear is voices. I open my eyes and two canoes are floating by. Fortunatly, they are too busy yacking to notice me. They're vomiting at the sight of your penis. Is that guy's dick

in the quicksand? The dick sand, whatever. Man, I was gonna go just sit in the sand, but some guy got his dick all over it. Needless to say, after they pass, I get my ass out of there. I get home about 10 in the morning, so I figure

I spent at least 8 hours in the morning. I'd like to point out that eight was pronounced, eight was spelled with two H's. That was the perfect pronunciation of it. Took a shower and hit the sock. All in all, an enjoyable weekend. Yeah!

Got shot down by a girl, jerked off in a mud pit. Woo! I built an Illudium Q36 explosive space modulator. Where's the earth shattering sink? Where was the earth shattering masturbation? I think that was

what comes naturally to a young man. I don't know. All right. So Isfahan, you have a good money-making idea. You got the time. You got the talent, you got the drive. Yeah, let's pitch this thing. Step right up and hear my pitch.

Thoughts on a quicksand video game? Oh, yeah! I'm Chris McRicken, and I am an octopus that is drowning in mud. Oh, no! Or it's chocolate milk. Maybe you're just drinking it. I think it's muck. Oh, somebody release the kraken!

No, it's a muck kraken, so he's living in the mud. You see? Yeah, muckraken. But it's perfectly smooth mud. It's chocolate milk! Yeah, it looks more like chocolate milk. Blowing bubbles in the chocolate milk Before I go any further

I want to quell any elated hopes By noting that this topic is purely theoretical As is all video game design posts To the best of my knowledge No quicksand-centric video game currently exists If anyone can prove me wrong, though By all means, please feel free You know, just for science

It's not like I want to jerk off to it In any case, I've had this idea floating around in my head for a couple days now. That's how long I've been thinking about this. Even though I'm fairly new to this farm, it seems like a pretty cool place with lots of awesome people, so I'm really curious to see what you guys

think of the basic concept. It's stupid. A quicksand video game? There it is. No, you need more. If only there was like a scene in a video game where a character was sinking in quicksand and you had to it is. No, you need more. If only there was a scene in a video game where a character was sinking in quicksand and you had to jump a lot to get out of it. If only that happened. That's not enough.

Press X to jerk off. In this theoretical game. I call this a quicksand type event. Check. So where's that kick button? You guys said you were going to give me a kick button. I'm going out of here. You need a kick starter.

Come on. What's going on? They're making up for toast. Yeah. In this theoretical game, you would play as a quicksand pit. Yes! Oh my god! Donate, donate, donate, donate, donate!

So we don't need the directional pad. Quicksand pit is so top tier, you guys don't even know. This is a Molly Do thing. You have to pay $10,000 to get out of the quicksand pit. Quicksand Pit Manager 2012. And the object of the game is to try to pull down as many women, in my mind it's women, but there's no reason we couldn't include men too, as possible.

Throughout the game, women would stumble into your pit at a more or less constant rate to keep the game going. This is a tower defense game. No, it's Lemmings! It's Lemmings with one trap. It's not Lemmings where you play as a single trap. Yeah. And you have to hope that the player is really bad.

This game of Choo Choo Rocket is broken. Wow, that's going back. That could be a multiplayer option, where a second player could then play as the... What the fuck? Could then play as the women. What the fuck? Could then play as the women. If the second player is... If their goal is to get into the pit.

Okay, Marty, you press the control pad right and the women will fall into the pit. Is there like a women dispensing machine like at the top? I don't know. What do you do as the pit? Do you just sit there and just watch women fall in you? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just wait. Oh, it's turn-based. I think most of your questions get answered. The pit is located right outside the exit door of a fabric store. Shoe store. No, what it is is Roosh V is on the other side of the pit. He's saying the women jump in

to kill themselves. He is corralling women into... Yeah. As a woman steps in, she can stay still, struggle, or call for help on each turn. Staying still reduces rate of sinking to a minimum. Struggling has a risk of getting in deeper, but may also allow her to partially escape. And calling for help attracts other women who may attempt to rescue the first one, which has effects similar to struggling, but more likely to be beneficial, or possibly get stuck themselves.

Hooker bots! Hooker bots! Hooker bots! Hooker bots! Hooker bots! So if you're playing as the pit, then saying the woman's AI, if it's one player, is going to...

You marvel in how good the AI is. That's what your job is. If you're a bunch of quicksand fetishes, you're just going to... You marvel in how good the AI is. That's what your job is. But if you're a bunch of quicksand fetishes, you're just going to mod the game to where they don't do anything and just... Yeah, because... I think part of the joy is watching them struggle, would be my guess.

Yeah, so they... Yeah, you're the pit. They walk into the pit. They'll either wiggle around or not, or maybe they'll call for help, in which case more women will come. There's no actual means for the women to escape. They just kind of partially get out.

And then right at the very last, you have the ability to get aroused. Oh, all right. Well, there's more to your game, though, isn't there? Yes, there are RPG elements, too, apparently. Level up your mud pit. As you pull down more women, you earn points, which can be spent on various attributes to make your quicksand pit more powerful.

Maybe at some point you get a fucking ant line, I don't know. I want to see the mud pit jumping up and down. Da-, you can look at my earlier thread about the GURPS mod I made for... The attributes I've thought of so far are incorrect colon, suction, lessens the beneficial effect of a

successful struggle attempt, liquidity, increases rate of sinking while standing still, appearance, increases the likelihood of random passers- by wandering into the pit. Oh my god, so you make yourself more attractive? Yeah. Hey, this looks like a red carpet.

Yeah, it's like an anglerfish lure. There's like some expensive shoes dangling. Is this quicksand pit in the Hollywood Walk of Fame or something? Yeah. It's just a pair of shoes that just dangle over the quicksand pit in the hollywood walk of fame or something yeah no it's just you know yeah it's just a pair of shoes that just dangle over the quicksand pit oh my god there's some shiz over there oh my god i'm in that quicksand again pull me up tiffany god damn it i if the pit looks like

normal ground more people wander into it sure oh if it looks like there's some normal ground over there let's go over there aeration, I want to go where the show is. Increases maximum depth of final sink while standing still. Adhesion. I don't know what that means, but okay. Increases the depth sunk with each failed struggle. Size. Okay.

Increases likelihood of rescuers also becoming stuck. Well, anyway. Isolation. Decreases likelihood of rescuers being beneficial, i.e. if a rescuer does find you in the middle of nowhere, they probably aren't going to have equipment readily available to rescue you with.

Well, they're not technically rescuers. They're just passers-by. Which we've already covered. They just point and laugh at her while she's in the room. You can also level up your isolation, so you're just like this pit kind of moving away from a city. I think most of these people already have their isolation maxed out. The last one's pretty good.

Oh my god. Arousal. Decreases the likelihood of a struggle attempt to succeed, i.e. you're more likely to wiggle yourself in deeper instead of getting out. So what is being aroused there? And I see this pair of shoes floating

over a red carpet. I step in, and I suddenly get turned on and burrowed deeper. Yeah, exactly. This is kind of nice. I think... This is the arousal level of the pit. I'm leveling up the quicksand pit's arousal. I'm a quicksand pit that controls women's

mind. Well, something's getting aroused and it makes me want to get in deeper. Something about this is making me dig deeper, I admit. I'm not sure why. I think you said that on your wedding night. If you were leveling up the arousal of say, a creepy person watching, then that would be, you know,

There's no such thing. Nobody gets aroused by this, right? This is all a joke, right? They made this form as a joke. I was actually thinking of making this into some kind of 2D congregate game, but... So, your thoughts? Good idea? Bad idea?

Any insights on what it would take to program such a game or animate illustrate it? Any additional I don't know, programmers, animators, illustrators would probably be needed. Any additional ideas for gameplay? My name is

Vanderkat. This seems like a pretty good idea for a Flash game! I can't code yet, or animate, or illustrate, but the least I can do is suggest some additional

ideas. I'm good at that at least. Yeah, you and everyone else on the internet. I just looked at Vanderkat's avatar, so he's a quicksand furry fetishist. What the fuck? Can we make some cats fall in there? I'm thinking maybe a few cats to fall in there.

Anyway, I got some ideas. You could also make several types of pits. Quicksand, mud, tar, slime, etc. They could all have different starting stats. Special properties belonging to them at the start you can assemble a party of pits yes you can have like the berserker class pit

like your white mage pit the healer pit yeah no we already have a slime pit you have to change classes we need more pits for our raid aww quicksand could suck down women faster when they stand still We need more pits for our raid. Quicksand could suck down women faster when they stand still. I should know what quicksand means.

When quicksand is not traveling, which it usually is, of course. Anyway, mud could, less obvious, making it have a better appearance than the others. Top would be stickier and resistant to struggling. The slime could perhaps have tentacles that could grab rescuers. But with the long cool down between uses. I want somebody to be like, tentacles? That's gross. What are your thoughts on fried chicken?

I'm 10 years old. I like fried chicken? I'm 10 years old I like fried chicken So like So just like everyone else on the fucking internet I can't like make a thing I can suggest stuff for it though You should make it more complicated I'm more of an idea guy

Yeah like someone call Amari And get him on the And man wow These people rarely get into this. Like, they long, long posts about this. Yeah. Yeah, McCracken has a lot more ideas that I don't want to hear. Yeah.

The way he's going on it, some kind of turn-based RPG there, I think should get Yulili on this. Yeah. Get you some systems going. Yeah, but see, they're sinking down. He likes it when they go up. See, yeah, that's a real problem. How high can you go in a sinking game? You're going negative. He, yeah, but see, they're sinking down. He likes it when they go up. That's a real problem. How high can you go in a sinking game?

You're going negative. He's like, uh... No, you trick him. You flip the game upside down. You know what, though? He did like Drowning Tails, so if he just recolored the water brown... Everyone likes Drowning Tails. Actually, doesn't Lilia actually have a thing for

sinking in mud? No, I think he just likes throwing tails into the water in Sonic 2. He definitely likes jumping. He does like the jumping. Yeah, he has a whole section on his website about mud dreams. Portex,

I think you want to take Fred588 from this. I don't want to take him off this earth, but okay. He's got history. He brings a storied history with him. Oh, really? I do remember a very simple game that circulated within the community a while back. As I recall, it was some time back.

It involved several female characters sitting on a branch above a mud pit. Okay. One could shoot mud balls at them and they fell off if hit. So it's like a dunk tank, only you're jerking out. Yay! I would love to see a somewhat more complicated but still simple game

based on a story I did also a while back. I didn't write it in the future, in case anyone knew all these did also a while back. I didn't write it in the future, in case anyone knew all these things happened a while back. The story took place in Psychic World and revolved around a... What's different about Psychic World?

Well, it revolved around a climbing wall game. The story title was The Climbing Wall. Sure. Yeah, it delivers what it promises. Story checks out. game. The story title was The Climbing Wall. Sure. It delivers what it promises. Story checks out. And it is something I intend to film at some point.

Of course. I know some locations. Yeah, apparently. In the story game, characters came upon a climbing wall with an attendant to explain the rules. I've gone 50 paragraphs and not explained what the fuck the plot is, which are to try to climb to the top without safety gear. That's good.

The top is only six feet up or so, but there is quicksand below if you fall. Yeah, shocker. In the original story, there are already several previous climbers in various stages of sinking in the pit. Why the fuck would anyone play this game? Yeah.

I'm sorry, I don't know, I just came. It's only hot if you lose. Yeah. I suppose a game would involve determining the moves executed by the climber Whoops, fell off again Oh darn it Oh, that's so good

So he just said I guess the game would involve controlling a character of some sort What the hell you say? Look, it's not the game itself It's singing about the game and doing what comes naturally to a young man. On a pile of dick mud. Anyway.

Anyway. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I got off track there. Difficulty might be adjusted by making it rain, by which I mean my cock, or removing some of the hand or footholds.

No dollar bills. Make it rain. Make it rain. Make it rain, please! Removing some of the hand or foot holds. And I suppose some of the holds could be randomly programmed to fail if used. Good climbing wall. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would be rigging the game, but it would sink more climbers. Good lord! And that's what we're all really here for after all. This is like the 21 of wall climbing mud game. I would offer to publish such a game if it worked well. Oh really? With all your money

that you have? Is that what you would offer to publish it with? Yeah. This is the three card Monty of it with? Yeah. This is the three-card Monty of climbing games. Find the Red Queen. Other simple games might be built around the hangman

idea, except involving sinking. Jeopardy, in which the loser sinks. This one has already been filmed. Good lord. Sink poker. What? What?

Oh, damn it. A pair of twos. Guess I'll jump in the pits. I fold. I fold. I fold. Can we do, like, quicksand versions

of, like, every other game? Like, quicksand t of every other game. Quicksand tic-tac-toe. Quicksand, you know, jarts. You know, just something. Or many others. I have seen Once Was Enough, a TV show in which contestants answer questions and fall through a hole when eliminated,

that could be into mud. Wow, you're onto something. I imagine he's always thinking, I wish there was people falling into mud. Yeah, like, still, it's like Hollywood Squares quicksand. Like, Paul

Lind answers wrong, and he tosses them into the fucking pit. I disagree. Like the newlywed game, but they're sinking in mud and they won't pull you out. You get the questions about your spouse, right? What was the weirdest place that you fell into in the mud? Every place. It's a fucking mud pit. In the ass?

I think Kumquat actually needs to read the last thing he just posted. Hello. My name is Victor Draw. It's Victor D. Raw. Oh, jeez. Victor Draw. Ladies and gentlemen, Victor D. Raw.

Oh, yeah. There's a new form of perversion on WoW. Oh, shit. And it's me. That sounds good. Yay, Victor. A few days ago to hear rumors of a new form of perversion quicksand. I'm an ordinary player, a private server World of Warcraft.

I cannot took advantage of me. What? The hell you say. I can't do that either. And he was said to draw pictures with their own characters in the game. If it exists hentai version, there would not surprise me that. But my question is, how would these pictures? Is there someone who can draw?

Is there someone who can draw ever? Who was Mud? And if so, would any of our community? If someone is able to respond to I doubt I'd appreciate it I doubt I'd appreciate it I'm such an ingratable bastard It's like a perfect storm of grammatical errors.

It was a caveman who traveled through time. He was stuck in tar for a long time. If my sentence does not contain a verb, I may sink into mud. I responded! And that's why nobody responded. I won't like your answer. Alright. Alright.

Next up, we're going to read the plot synopsis of a couple of quicksand videos. Of course we are, why wouldn't we? The first video that I'm going to bring you...

Somebody call Dollar Bill. We don't have to watch these, do we? No, no. Oh, yes you do. But you will have to look at stills. I mean, we pretty much get the gist of the video by looking at these screenshots. Yeah. You can get the gist of the video

by knowing what it is. Alright, so the first... Her hand's sticking out like it's the fucking Left 4 Dead logo. All right, so the first video is called Quicksand, Breaking New Ground, number two. Running time, 77 minutes. Available on DVD-R, and as DVD-R download, you download the DVD through your computer.

download. You download the DVD through your computer. Here's more groundbreaking content from Camp MPV. Six scenes of stunning intensity plus a bonus goody from the Philippines. You just can't make a wrong step.

Oh! Whoa! They feature Stargummy, Darby O'Reilly, Rockwell Starbucks, SpongeBob SquarePants, Rockwell Starbucks, Paris Kennedy, Sativa, and Filipina Jane. We got a brown one here. Filipina Jane! We got a brown one here.

Yeah. It's Filipina Jane. Slip into this DVD and support the idea of more gals slipping into the danger of this boggy location. Doin, doin, doin. Okay, so here's some shots. So I'm in a dress. Oh, now I'm in a bathing suit. Oh, help.

Oh, no, I'm stuck. I'm sinking. Okay. Okay. First, Star finds out that ignorance is bliss. She shows up at a woodland clay pit expecting a luxurious mud bath

in the forest, which is usually where you would expect a luxurious mud bath. Didn't you ever go to a forest-based luxurious mud bath? Maybe they really hate stupid women and hope they die. That's okay. Fair enough. But to her horror, she finds

out that this is not the spot to trying such things. Star is the first to perform this scene, which will likely be repeated until we run out of models. Until they're all dead. Because why bother making new plots? There's like just a big U-Haul full of women.

I don't think you really need different plots or new plots. Okay, so the second scene. Oh, I'm naked. I'm going to push you in. Oh, hey. Hi. Will you put your arm in here? Thanks.

Oh, now you're inside. Oh, now we're both inside. Okay, that's how that scene goes. It's a hot sign off. Next, Gummy and Darby perform what we call the Hollywood Quicksand Trial. This camp MPV location was not really completed yet. That's good. But the danger was already there, and we decided that they should try it out.

First, Gummy tied up Darby and cast her into the pit. Cast her? I picked her up and just 86'd her right into the bunny pit. Get at it. After some pretty mean taunting, Darby slips onto the surface. After a tense moment or two, Darby appears behind Gummy and persuades her to try it out together. Okay.

You're my captive. Go in there. Okay, do you want to come in here? Yeah, sure. Don't toss me to that briar patch. I'm begging you. Will these two be around for more adventures after this stunt? It's hard to tell. That was an adventure.

Oh, yeah. Send Raquel Starbucks shows us around for more adventures after this stunt? It's hard to tell. Alright, Diffon, you're up. Then Raquel Starbucks shows us what it's like to be tied and sinking. She's clearly not happy with her predicament as she stumbles into view with her hands tied behind her back. But then she does the one thing she really shouldn't have and that's to

blunder into the meadow ball. Oh no! This particular quagmire is inescapable without help, and sure enough, no help is coming. Does freeing her hands at the last minute help? Not really. Spoilers! Fuck! I was on the edge of my seat, and why the hell would I watch the movie now?

I love Werner Herzog's new direction. I don't, it's making me sad. Oh, it's making me hot. I mean, no, wait. I mean, sad. Yeah, sad. Yeah, very sad. Very sad.

It's so relaxed. Next, we see Paris Kennedy sink into Hollywood quicksand. Wow, I called it. Holy shit. Paris is a total pro, and matching her with a now-completed movie-quality pit is as spectacular on video as it sounds on paper. Bounds of slow, steady sinking under great submersion were finds that this DVD pays for itself right here. What do you think these women are getting paid for this? Like, what would be your guess?

It would have to be a lot, right? Because, I mean... No. Really? mean... No. Really? No. No. A hundred bucks. You know what women get paid for porn? Not that much.

Yeah, but I mean, since they're charging so much for the movies... Sure, that doesn't necessarily... Just nice big margins. Yeah, maybe they don't get a cut. A smaller distribution, I imagine. Right, yeah. Imagine they have a smaller distribution than the world's first interracial pregnant gangbang 2.

That's a real title. The world's first 2! That's a real title. Yes, yes. I remember hearing all those movie titles. Thanks, Tom Clark. So yeah, and then

my other question would be do you think these women like they call their parents and be like hey mom I got a part oh it's a little small indie film no probably nothing you'd see but it's pretty cool it's an adventure movie takes place in the jungle

you know I'm like the damsel in distress over and over and over again. Over, yeah. I'm working with a real famous actor. Who is it? Gummy. And Darby.

They named a bear after her. Also, there was a Hollywood quality sandpit. Yeah. Acer, you're up next. Oh, jeez. Tell us more. What other scenes are there? This is 77 minutes. This thing is packed with quality.

This is the Gummy one here we're talking about? Yes. This is the second appearance of Gummy. Then Gummy tries her considerable creativity on a new idea called Thinking About Me. It's similar to Thinking About You. Only it's about me. Sure. But we changed the object of the sentence.

In that she's about me. Sure. But we changed the object of the sentence. In that she's aware of the camera. But she's not about to please that camera. She's out to please herself. It's not that bad for a first try.

And I think... It was alright. That is a passive-aggressive movie synopsis. Damn. I'm a bitch. And I think we have a whole bunch of selfish sinkers

ready to go. So, this is an attitude that I think will be around for a while. Um, sure. Keep going. Finally, Sativa has become Sativa the Explorer. She is

smoking hot in a kit that she put together herself and hacking her way through the dense brush towards an encounter with Sinking Doom. She may need to explore, like, a pants store because she seems to have forgotten her pants. Well, no, why would you possibly want to wear anything other than a miniskirt when you're going through a harsh jungle? She's not just wearing a miniskirt.

She's tied a bandana around her thigh. She's like Epstein or something. That's how she prevents molars. She's got to rep her colors, even in the jungle. She's obviously Crip. This scene is really the first, in my opinion, that shows the true potential of Camp MPV. You hear that,

you bitch from the last one? That's right, it's wild. Fucking gummy. It's visually lush, and it's just the beginning. How is it visually lush? It's still Woman Sinks in Quicksand. It's the same... Look, it's a woman I want to fap to, okay?

She's wearing clothes, That's hot. All right. Boots, there's one more video compilation. Come on! What is this thing you just posted? Hang on. We'll get to that in a second.

First of all, this video is called Quicksand Oh Shit. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think that's the episode of the title. What the hell? They get into a brawl in the mud? Are they beating the shit

out of each other as they're dying? I think so. Alright, so Boots, tell me about the Quicksand Oh Shit. You got a video here called quicksand ocean. How long is it?

It's two hours and 43 minutes. Holy crap. That's great, you're in it now. There's no escaping. Another collection of six quicksand tales. Say hello to Keem, Lena Ramone, Darby O'Reilly,

Paris Kennedy Sarai Regina Janice and Jessica Marsh as you can see I think her name was actually Jessica Marsh

or she chose that name because it was a quicksand finish video yeah yeah yeah it's her her nom to sink as you can see there's no going back

only down I get it trailer now available yikes As you can see, there's no going back. Only down. I get it. Trailer now available. Yikes. Alright, so first video here, we got four cheerleaders, and they find some mud that seems very shallow, and try desperately to sink in it.

We all have to grab each other's panties in order to get out of this. Quick, lift your shirt up over your tits. You've got to signal passing rescue planes. Everyone knows breasts are the natural enemy of quicksand. Maybe it will recede if you expose them. I also like that the skull-faced girl with black hair and green streaks is on the cheerleading squad. Yeah, like, that's totally a girl that all the cheerleaders would have loved in high school. This is the B squad. They've got the

goth chick and the... Yeah, the A squad already sunk down. Alpha team sunk down at the bottom there. They're actually the rescue team. Oh my god, you guys, you gotta rescue the A squad. Actually, why would they want to now that they've started one?

You gotta, like, You probably didn't know that Bog High was the remedial high school. You just didn't get the really bright students there. They're all wandering into the same place. No, they're not very... We really should pave over this. Or put up a sign

or something. What's the synopsis here? Here's some flavor text. First, there's nothing like a bevy of cheerleaders when you need to see if there's enough elbow room in your bog. Oh, they were put up to this. I guess I've never needed to test that. This fortune cookie sucks.

Paris, Nina, Jessica, and Sarah Yee are competing to make the final cut and also see who makes captain. The first one to sink under will not make the team. Really? While the last one remaining above the surface will be the captain of the team. One by one, they go under while trying to reach their pom-poms on the other side. And one by one, they are pulled out. Oh, really? That's too bad. Sadly, sorry. on the other side. And one by one, they are pulled out.

Oh, really? That's too bad. Sadly, sorry. But, can the winner wait for help to get out, or will she try to get her pom-poms? You'll find out in just a kick and a twirl. For help to get out of the pit? I'll save you.

We were going to draw straws, but we couldn't find any, so we came up with this other alternate way of deciding who gets to be captain. Like Aesir said, they're not the brightest school. Okay. Poor tax. I'm Nacht Jäger. Nacht Jäger.

And I look like a fat metal roadie seen better days. You're unhappy to be a mug fetishist. I didn't choose this life. Aww. That's a Warren Ellis cosplay. Boggy content

in Lord of the Rings Online. Lottro. Been playing lots of Lottro a lot lately. Oh, what a shocker. It's almost like there was a swamp that was a major part of the plot. Thanks. Yep. Thanks a lot. Named Roderick Neekerfriend. He loves midgewater marshes and comments

on how most folks don't like the smell or the damp, but I do. He even keeps a pet Neekerbreaker, the supremely annoying and suddenly aggressive large insects that live in the marshes. His pet's name is Sniken. Rearrange those letters and what do you get?

Sinkin? Canes. N's Nike? Nekins. Nike's. Ken is N. Kenny's. You get Kenny's. Kenny's. Kenny's. You get Kenny's.

Kenny's. I gotta go with that. Kenny's. Later on, I run into a quest where you have to gather wild mushrooms from a bog along Brandywine River. Oh my god! Are you seriously gonna tell me the story of the shit you did in the fucking MMO? Yes. This bog is infested with huge slimy slugs.

I was fighting one of these and all of a sudden, my character was struggling to move. Oh no! Turns out it wasn't the bog. Uniformly watery so far. But the slug using an attack with sticky slime that reduces your movement

speed by 75%. Sure, is that still hot? Lemon, you keep a track of this? But if you're fighting in a bog, it acts like your character is getting stuck. Cool glasses face. Still later on, I run into a young lady

in the video game, I presume, who is having trouble with nightmares. She also likes spending time exploring the bogs in her part of Middle Earth. But one day, she meets this lady, more like an evil spirit, I guess. You still with me, Lemon?

God damn it! Cool, just checking. Now, the Noor Bogs, the bigger evil versions of Niko Breakers, are singing to her the same song the lady sang to her when she was trying to lure the girl into the bogs. Devil face. Anyway, sounds like at least one of the game developers for Lachro is one of us.

Big geeky piece. No! Not at all! Well, if you look hard enough, can find Coincidences under a pumpkin patch I'm sure that one of the Developers at Lotro Is also a debilitated nerd If that's what you mean

My name is Lomax Hi Lomax I have sometimes wondered whether Tolkien himself Might have been Right Apart from the midge water marshes and the dead marshes, there's a reference to the

Vale of Entwash being flat and fenny and perilous to those on foot and laden. There's also a reference to potentially fatal bogs in The Hobbit. As far as I know, he never wrote

a sinking scene, but perhaps he wanted to. So, the guys that wrote The Princess Bride, they all want to have sex with rats of unusual sizes. Otherwise, why would they have written about them? Yeah, in The NeverEnding Story, the swamps of sadness were actually the swamps

of arousal. Hey guys, I'm Billy Bontz and I'm a completely different individual from Lomax, okay? Yeah, so about him never writing a sinking scene. Could be he just never published

such scenes. If he had internet, he could do it for us. Damn it! At this point, every minuscule scrap that Tolkien has ever put down on a piece of paper has been published. All these huge amounts of

information and just this huge quest that goes to all these different locations and stuff like that. One time he mentioned a bog. Now, if he was one of you guys, the entirety of Lord of the Rings would be like, there's a ring hanging over this bog. Let's go get it. You have to get it and then throw it into another bog.

Yeah, Gandalf, come help me. Oh, God, Gandalf's stuck, too. Oh, God. That's why hobbits are so successful at it, because they have such large feet, and the surface area less than one foot. Right, yeah, of course. Yeah, maybe Tolkien was a foot fetishist. Oh, shit.

But their feet were hairy, so he's into hairy people. So it's almost like he had to make an entire world and fill it with different geographical features, and some of them happen to be swamps. Those were the hot ones. Yeah, I was going to say, Neal Stephenson's Zodiac involves a guy who wears a deep-sea diving suit, so clearly he's a rubber fetish. Yeah, see? There's actually... Nock Yager has a different voice, and it is

that of Isfahan. He's a man of many voices. And Nock Yager wants to give us a couple of poems. More Dirty Limericks by Nock Yager. Yes. A pretty soiled dove from Wisconsin had a mud pit to service her johns in

When she turned a trick In clay deep and thick T'was the mud pit that tickled his johnson Boo Boo That is 0 out of 10 Wait hang on you have another I'm sure it'll be better I know a cute blonde from Duluth

Was exceedingly fond of vermouth, but she gave up the drinking for video syncing. She's at FetCon and has her own booth. Boo! At first I thought the reek was the swamp, That was better than the first one, Ray, in that the first one was completely wrong

and doesn't work. Aren't limericks supposed to be funny, though? That was just sad. I once knew a cute blonde who became a huge drunk, and then she got out of that, and the only thing she could do to make her income was to finish videos. The point of many limericks is to just be dirty

and raunchy. But this is depressing! This stinks! Getting a hole in your bucket is pretty depressing, too. Yeah. And having a penis that's as big as your body? That's pretty sad. That's a sad story.

That's a tragedy. Well, the Irish fight all their tragedy by being fucking crass about it. Okay, I'm sorry. Kumquat, you had a question about executed terrorist leader Osama bin Laden. Oh, shit. My name is Robert. Hi, Robert. Sure.

What's up, Robert? Where are you, by the way? What's your location? My mind could be anywhere, but I live in Wisconsin. I joined in 2009. Good. Hello. Was the porn found in Bin Laden's compound

quicksand videos? Just wondering, lol. Yes. Sure, why not? Why not? If you want to have something in common with Osama Bin Laden that badly, then sure.

The idea of quicksand would be such a foreign concept to somebody who lives in Pakistan. Yeah. What if someone likes to stand with their head in the sand constantly? He just loves to watch videos of infidel Christian

dogs sinking in the sand. This isn't quite working. He's missing something. Let's compare this to the other post, because the other post was Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings, and some of the locations in the many, many locations were swamps, so he might be a fetishist. And he wrote all of one sentence about the swamp. Yeah, and this post is just someone has porn. Is it quicksand porn?

Yeah. It would stand to reason. How could it not be, statistically? I feel that we're getting more... Someone's going to say, someone has a video in their house. Was it a fetish video of quicksand shit? With this logic, you say, well, 90% of the porn I've seen is quicksand porn. And all the sites I go to, all the porn they have is quicksand porn. But then what if it was quicksand porn. And like all the sites I go to, all the porn they have is quicksand porn.

But then what if it was quicksand porn? Muchly speaking, most of the porn out there is quicksand porn. That makes a lot of sense. But the thing is, what if Al-Qaeda was actually funding themselves by making quicksand porn? You look at quicksand porn, you're helping the terrorists win! Yeah. Think about it!

That's why this costs so much. They have to buy monkey bars for terrorist training. So they can safely traverse the quicksand. Oh, damn it! Now they're immune to it, too! Quick up his racist stats so they sink down a bit more. We need those slime tentacles to pull them off the monkey bars. Oh, Nessie's thought about this one, though.

Oh, what's Nessie got to say? Well, I don't hate porn I gotta sound more feminine here I don't hate porn I don't hate porn Or people who watch porn I do hate people who watch porn privately While screaming publicly about how sinful porn is to watch

But goats? Really? Was it just one goat in the quicksand? Or was this goat on goats? What? I don't even want to know. Portax, I don't think you've hated me enough this episode, so I think I want you to read the first post

and the most recent thing that I'm quite posted here. So I'm not just going to hate you, you're dragging Kumpquat into the quicksand. Yeah, yeah. Alright. We're all stuck in it. I do like that idea, though.

I'm the Sandman, again. Applesauce! Applesauce? Applesauce! Applesauce! Yeah, we got Applesauce. Well, me and my boyfriend Apple sauce? Apple sauce! Apple sauce! Talk about me, baby! Yeah, we got apple sauce. Well, me and my boyfriend just had a

very awesome experience with apple sauce. And I have added it to the list of substances that are quite honestly, for us, turn-on substances. And I want to know if any of these would make a good sinking substitute.

As follows, pudding, jello, applesauce, molasses, and pancake syrup. Sounds cool, right? It's actually syrup. Syrup? Pancake syrup? That's the noise you make when you sink in it.

Blah, blah, blah. Syrup? That's a noise you make when you sink in it. Blah, blah, blah. Syrup. Syrup. That's a lot of applesauce. I know. I got like 50 tons of that shit. I'm imagining this is not a small person. No.

We got to put this person together with the man pops lady. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hey, DeSandman, it looks like you clarified something. Yeah, so a couple people, there was Oh, hey, DeSandman, looks like you clarified something. Yeah, so a couple people, there's two responses of what the fuck do you mean, what are you talking about? Are you talking about something dirty? And then DeSandman clarifies. Okay, so, applesauce, honey, molasses, jello, pudding, and syrup.

Oh, yay. You began to ask, so I will begin to answer. We use it as a lube. As love. As love. Yeah. That's her getting punched in the face

halfway through typing lube. Or him, I don't know. Don't tell anyone. So you used jello? Pudding? Honey? Honey molasses? And applesauce!

I live in a retirement home, and... I got gallons of stuff. Well, I don't know. That pussy's pretty dry. Maybe I'll put some molasses in it. I got gallons of stuff. I don't know. That pussy's pretty dry. Maybe I'll put some molasses on it. That ought to get things going. Unless that's the sand woman, it's his butt that's pretty dry. No, that's what sand means. It means sandwich.

What did you guys think I was talking about? Oh, I thought you meant butts. Yeah, butt sandwich. Oh, yeah thought you meant butts. Yeah, a butt sandwich. Because I thought, oh yeah. How often should I eat applesauce with my girlfriend? Mmm, delicious. I love applesauce. And there we go.

We're at about an hour of, oh God, I'm melting. I'm melting. Oh, that's so sexy. Isfahan, what'd you learn this week? Well, in our past fetish episodes, we've seen that the main fetish will either severely marginalize or just leave out altogether the sexual aspect of it. Because that's not really what's exciting the people. It's more the actual paraphilia involved. Yeah.

So it's really just a case of people get excited by it, and that's all they need, or that's what they need, and they just cut out the fat. With the stuff we read, seemed like i really got the impression that the sex was reluctantly or grudgingly added on as a footnote you know it's like fine their their tits are out or whatever i don't know fine yeah i guess they're naked whatever you like their panties they can only pull each other up by their panties whatever they're sinking that's what you're here for. And so, yeah, it's interesting how it reconciles with an

asexual who doesn't get sexually excited by sexual things, but by more quote-unquote mundane things like sinking. Yeah, it's interesting. I mean, the idea, the word fetish

is obviously sort of a blanket. And so, I mean, there's nothing at all in common with what people would say, like, schoolgirl fetish. You know, I like women in the most trite, overdone costume of all time. And then quicksand fetish, which, I mean, by definition, I mean, this company, the company, and to my mind, the best part of this episode was the movies about the women getting stuck. And they would call themselves a porno film company, even though it's sub-R rated. It's just sort of like, maybe the tit comes out, but it's just sort of like women sinking. And it's really inconceivable to sinking. Right. And it's really

inconceivable to me. I'm not really sure how that works. It's not really, like so many things, we're not really in a position to get it. We can just look on from outside and scratch our heads and go, that's pretty weird. You know what? That sounds like a pain in the

balls. Yeah. I like tits. I don't care if they're in mud. And of course, do please, please keep submitting content. The content you people have been submitting is terrific. I love reading it. I'm not taking all of it.

Some of the suggestions are working out, but a lot of them are terrific. I'm trying to write back to everyone who submits, so please keep doing that. Give us more stuff to read, and then we don't have to have gaps. Yeah. You know you like content. And we like to give it to you.

Alright, goodbye. Night. What the hell's the last picture, though? Scroll all the way down. Oh, Commander Star! What? What the fuck is that? Commander Star has cocaine nose. Yeah, is it bleeding out the nose? What the fuck is that? Commander Star has cocaine nose. Is it bleeding?

What the hell? All right. Well, that was all unusable. Yeah. Sorry about that. It was really funny people, the photos we looked at.