The F Plus - out08: The Otakindude Journal [short]

Episode Date: October 7, 2011

This is the last in our series of shorts for a little while, while we get the F Plus Live audio prepped for public consumption. This is a six minute short originally recorded during episode 42 (The Childfree Hardcore Episode). In the episode, we had read a little piece from a guy named Otakindude, who was angry because he was too fat to be Henry. After reading his tirade, we found his livejournal, which is what we're reading here. What's Otakindude's religion? And how did he discover his vampire powers? You're about to find out!

Hi, I'm Portax and this is an F Plus Short. A while back we recorded episode 42, which was titled Suffer the Little Children. It was about the child-free hardcore community, which is a group of people who feel that being exposed to children in any way is the most offensive thing in the world. Which is funny, considering that they all read Harry Potter and watch My Little Pony, but anyway, there was this one post by a guy named Otakendude. Now, Otakendude declared war on all children since a child had pointed out he was too fat to look like his favorite Silent Hill character. Lemon loved this guy so much that we actually looked into his personal blog. It was LiveJournal. So here's Boots, Jon, KumquatZop, VictorLaszlo, Lemon, and our guest TiffDynamite delving into the world of Otakendude.

Yeah, exactly. Okay. Okay. Otakendude! Recent entries. I've made two posts. I'm connected to the other world, beyond the beyond. Who am I?

Current location, other world. Current mood, empiric. I've mentioned before that I am otherkin. If you want detailed explanations, it's best to check Wikipedia, but disregard their slight bias. They laughed at me for some reason.

To me, Otherkin means being connected to your true self. Your true self exists beyond your own physical world. My true self exists in another plane, and his name is Valtiel. Oh, dear.

Valtiel is a creature which is a garden of the border between our world and the world of ideas. Plato speaks of this. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Pokemon. Plato was the first otherkin. The two schools of thought that I subscribe to.

Plato and fucking Silent Hill. He stands watch, and only those who communicate with him may penetrate the border. I am able to channel him through my energy vampire powers. Yes, I'm also an energy vampire. Of course you are. This is how I first came into contact with Valtiel. He spoke to me during a Satanist ritual

once. Before I discovered my link with him, I was a Satanist. Now I follow the religion of Silent Hill. See, I told you it was a religion. I stand corrected. I thought you were joking. What the fuck? Holy shit.

Okay, so in reference to Silent Hill, I believe that the creator of that fictional universe has a link to Valtiel as well the creator of that fictional universe has a link to Valtiel as well. The creator of that fictional universe? He's the one

who created the bible of our religion, the Silent Hill games. Asterisk. And I bet you want to know what the subtext is for that. Asterisk goes to, the games are merely a hyperbole. I'm not implying that the characters featured there are real, okay? That would just be goofy.

Jesus. Anyway, through them, I've learned about my vampire powers and my other world connections. I'm sure I will grow stronger in power. In post to follow, I will talk more about my religion and my lifestyle as an energy vampire. Tags other true

self vampires. That was his only post two years ago. I like how he was like, he came up with Silent Hill and threw him yeah, he being what, an entire staff at Konami? They all figured it out. James Konami!

I want to just do the next one too, just because I can't get enough of this guy so this is my first post I'm sorry I'm going back in time now but in my other world the time isn't linear okay first post forward slash hello world

current mood cheerful this isn't my first time on lj but i deleted my old journal after a long hiatus i'm back now to start over and make new friends i'm 24 and happily in love and engaged to my beautiful girl

the one i'm a user pick we're both child free and otakun and we're happy with our lifestyle choice we're focusing on getting more and more in touch with our real selves. I'll post more about that later. And raising our beautiful kids. Hmm.

Yeah, I said kids. I'm sorry. You wanted to know why I said that. I said kids because to us, our cute little doggies are exactly that. Kids. He's better than kids, actually. Oh, Jesus. Yep. He stumbled on than kids, actually. Oh, Jesus. Yep.

He stumbled on a roadblock there. So I hope you kind of warmed up to me. How many times they dress up those dogs. I hope you kind of warmed up to me about now, I'm a nice guy, and I'm easy to get along with. I will suck your energy!

We only have more friends. Yeah, he's really not good at, like, you know, hiding the energy vampire and kind of being sneaky about it. It's like, I'm an energy vampire. I suck the energy out of people. The next post, hi! Who wants to hang out and have fun and, you know, open up their energy neck to me

and, you know, I'll just, you know, anybody. It's like the F plus God. It's just like merged one big ball of greatness. That's our that's my religion. The F plus God. Exactly. You pray to him and you wish you hadn't.