The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Experiments w/Blue Scorpion Venom | TFATK Ep. 1072

Episode Date: March 18, 2025

The gang celebrates Brendan's birthday and talk their upcoming Texas plans, Brendan experimenting with blue scorpion venom, Conor McGregor's visit to Donald Trump and the White House, Bryan questioning if Sanaz actually baked the cookies she gave them, current events around the world and much more! TikTok - Learn more about TikTok’s contribution to the U.S. economy at https://tiktokeconomicimpact.com/ TRUEWERK - Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at https://truewerk.com/fighter DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ O'Reilly Auto Parts - https://oreillyauto.com/FIGHTER Magic Mind - http://magicmind.com/

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid This is really the fighter and the kid Come on baby We smelling nice in here Smells good What brand was that? It was What is that out there?

Sinas? We just got a box of clones Ceto We got a box of like deodorant clones, it's some Italian thing Yeah One said I'm wearing, I'm wearing, um, you're wearing Italian bergamot and I'm wearing we smell Fentanyl I'm worried. Oh, that's a what does that say? I so so no, it's cremo cremo cremo. I'm wearing you're wearing Italian bergamot

There's another there's another smell. It's like I like my smell. Yeah Italian this how you know Brian didn't put on clone dude in this how you know, he does the Tesla's a bit of a cuck Chin yes, you were clone. I do Brian opens the clone like it's fucking This is how you know Brian doesn't put on cologne, dude. In this how you know he drives a Tesla, he's a bit of a cuck. Chin, check this out, you wear cologne. I do. Brian opens the cologne like it's fucking perfume, sprays it on his wrist and rubs it together. He's all, I went, whoa!

I dabbed. Whoa! What is that one? It's a saline burgundy. Yeah, but there's another one. Oh. That's the one I put on. I smell fucking fresh, dude.

I'm not used to cologne. My son wears cologne and I'm like, hey. My kiddos wear cologne. Yeah. Even Basu's five is baseball coach was like, do you have cologne on? That's how I raise. That's how I raise. Paolo Santo. Paolo Santo, which I think means Sandalwood or something.

Paolo Santo? Yeah. P-A-L-O. Which I think means Sandalwood or something and look Apollo Santa. Yeah Palo Santa love this tea and bossy had a talent show like a recital thing and I'm driving it's on Friday morning I'm driving them out there. Yeah, I go T boss you excited for your recital today and He goes he goes I just do what they tell me, I get the fuck out. I went, whoa, whoa, dude, you didn't want to do it. I go, whoa, A, that's hilarious. B, don't talk like that around anybody else.

My son, my three year old. I just do what they tell me, I get the fuck out. That's really funny. So funny. My three year old, it does the same thing because he's around his brother, I mean we all swear so the Yesterday's like god damn it. Yeah, it's funny. God damn it. Just keep saying it. God. They just pick out They just pick it up where we were yet this weekend, buddy, and he started saying fucking god damn it. Okay

That's a problem. Yeah fucking god damn it my wife. So, do you see this? It's so cute. It's so cute. He doesn't know what he's saying, but he just... Yeah, as long as they do in the right context and like around the right people. Well, cause Casey spilled the dog's water, we're staying at friends of her house. And I was like, ah, ah man. And like I did something like that and he goes, fucking God damn it. It's so funny to me. Yeah, it's nothing better. And then, yeah, my wife's like, stop laughing. I'm like, it's hilarious. Have you ever seen that mom where she's like,

the girl's in the back, little girl, like six or five to six, and the mom's like, I'm gonna give you one minute to say whatever you want. She's like, okay. She shuts the door, bro. I've never seen that, that's so funny. She's like, lady, you stupid bitch, stupid bitch. You know, I've seen that little black girl, it was so funny. I love that stuff. The That's so funny. She's like, Glady, you stupid bitch. Stupid bitch. You've never seen that little black girl? That's so funny.

I love that stuff. The bombsaw. Jesus Christ. Kids know a lot. You're in Portland? Did you go to the cat club? I did not go anywhere near downtown. I got into-

Well, because it's Gotham City when Payne took over. Yes. There's this, you know, you look up- The club's downtown though, right? It's, no, it's not, it's across the bridge. Oh true. But I looked up this, great crowds and packed it in. Portland's great.

It was great, the whole thing was great, loved it. It rained- No voodoo donuts? It rained the whole time. But it rained the whole time here too though. Oh it did? So it's not just Portland. Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, Tee's games got canceled. It rained every day last week here. That was what it was. Yeah. Thursday, Sunday, I mean rain. That's not a Portland thing, it was dump in was. Yeah. Thursday, Sunday, I mean, rain. That's not a Portland thing. It was dump in here. Yeah.

Saturday and Sunday was good, but the rest. But Portland people don't care. They'll be out there jogging in the rain. Their dog is like, this sucks. They adapt to it. Yeah. I can't imagine living in that. No.

But when it's nice, it's nice. And I had some, I walk into this restaurant, I looked it up, like best restaurants, place called Xiao, Xiao Ye, which is, which means in Taiwanese, it means late night snack or something. And it's this Chinese, this Taiwanese guy from LA originally. They got great Asian food out there. But it wasn't even Asian food. Homeboy was just

making like, everything was so good. Like the, the pasta, the puttanesca, it was some of the best food I've ever had. Wait, was the Thai guy making Italian? Yeah, some of the best food I've ever had in my life. It wasn't just Italian. He was so good. Like the pasta, the puttanesca, it was some of the best food I've ever had. Wait, was the Thai guy making Italian? Yeah, some of the best food I've ever had in my life. It wasn't just Italian. He was making- It's like a fusion.

He had goat curry, he had fusion. I was like, this stuff is on. No, I don't like that. Everything that dude touched from the shrimp to everything was perfect. I know, but specializing one thing, you know? He was perfect. It was nice. Oh.

Like some dudes, some people just know how to do it. They just, everything they do is perfect. No, it's a- How do you spell it? That's not how you spell it. They just everything they do is perfect. No, it's uh, that's not how you spell it X I O oh show i'll tell you who's in for a little rude awakening. Hey Sorry, and then yeah, there it is. There it is. Yeah So good, you'd love it. You'd love it. I'll tell you who's in for a little rude awakening. Joanna She comes to austin with me this weekend

It's 88 already Is it 88 already? And she and she goes, is it 88? She goes, are the summers hot? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hold on. She doesn't know. I'm sober on it being four seasons, you know. Oh no. And she goes, she goes, she looked at the weather. She goes, baby, it's like 88, 87 out there. Look up the weather right now in Austin. And I went, oh, oh, I went, oh, that's not good.

She goes, why? I go, well, it's different than here. She goes, I thought you said it's the same. I go, it is, 100's 100. But there's humidity out there. It's 82 right now. We're good, we're good, we're good. Okay, it's 82.

That is not, well, that's not cool. And it's 82 right now. We're good. We're good. We're good. Okay, it's 82 It'll be that is not well, that's not gonna be 84. There you go There you go. 84 is no joke Okay, so we got we got some weather got some weather, but I told I go. What do you care? She never goes outside. She doesn't What do you care? You'll be fine. We'd live in Portland in the rain. It's all the same to you Yeah, you'll go in your car. It's very funny though though cuz she doesn't know. Oh, I found it so funny. Oh There's a little detail oh I forget about it's about as hot. It's sun hot there. It's sun hot. Yeah, you ever get in the sauna

That's what it is. Like sometimes. Yeah. The only place hotter might be. Phoenix Vegas, Houston's the hottest I've ever been in the sun. Yeah. San Antonio. Is that humanity? I mean, it's. Yeah. San Antonio. It's too much. San Antonio is an hour and a half away. None of that, none of that, none of that shit bothers me. I don't, I don't care. Me neither. It's a, I don't give a fuck. It's plus as long as I have my magic mind. I thought I was going to help you with the heat, but yeah. I know what you're excited for is March Madness, dude. March Madness, they say, is some of the most exciting, it's the most exciting sporting event over in the world.

Some people have made that argument. Oh, I haven't heard that. Now they're Americans. I disagree with it. And they're really into college basketball. Yeah. Okay, but my buddy Jimmy Burke Burke would say it is the greatest. It used to be great. And then, you know, I mean, I always enjoy it.

I just, not as you have to be, you seem like a bracket girl. Oh yeah. No, I have a bracket every year. The, the Cinderella story is always the best when the 16 seed beats the number one seed, like that's, that's fun. Right. Um, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I if it is March, man, it's a variant to it. Join our friends at DraftKings DraftKings bet the unexpected DraftKings sportsbook download the sportsbook app right now. Use the code fighter.

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All right. Then parlay it with some favorites and you're balling, dude. I like it. I like it. You're balling. The number one seeds, they're gonna have a buy,

Purdue's been good lately. Off sale route for Texas. Duke's filthy. Who's the number one seeds, Jen? How do you look at that? Houston. Go to brackets or you can go to rankings. Houston's the number one seeds, Jen? How do you look at brackets or rank? You can go to rankings. Houston's the number one seed.

Um, so Duke, Houston, Florida and Auburn. Damn. SEC in the house, Florida, Auburn, Houston, and Duke is always fricking good. I was a third seed, but they're really good. What'd you say? Iowa state's a third seed, but they're better than that. Alabama's really good too. All right, there you go. And then the 16th seed.

Go back to ranking. St. Francis. It's always tough because the 16th seed you've never heard of and they might have a super baller. Like remember Steph Curry when he was at that small school. Was it Creighton? What school was he? Creighton, I believe. Was it Creighton? Or was it, yeah, I think it was, it was a small school and then that's how you got introduced to him. Just balling out. Davidson College. Davidson, that's right.

Sally, Sally Swamps and Samsonite. March Madness is here, pal. March Madness. Now you leave for Austin, your family leaves. Thursday, buddy. I leave with them now we secure I'll now I'll be in a bit. I leave the next day for Vegas. I'll be at wise guys Friday Saturday and back to Boston Austin Boston or Austin. I don't know It's one of the other wouldn't be but it wouldn't surprise me if you're like dude. Where you at?

I'm like, I'm in Austin. Like I bought a house in Austin Boston Dober yeah, I'm like I'm in Austin. You're like, I bought a house in Boston Boston Damn it. We got this we got the studio out there. I love the studio. It looks really excited Me too. I'm excited man. Me too, man. I can't wait. I'm a little sad. Are you I've been in LA for 30 years I'm just ready for a change. I am I am too the fires were the last straw honestly, too They just I was like I'm done with this town. I'm done. Yeah. I mean, you weren't in the fires, but yeah, I hear you. But I'm just done with how expensive everything is. I'm done with it.

I'm done with the state, man. I, I, you know, I love California, but, but LA, I'm not done with California. A change is good. LA. A change is good. I think so. Yeah.

Shake it up a little bit, right? Mix it up. It always, it always, we gave it the old college try for a long time. A hot second. Yeah. So. Are you excited, Jen? Yeah, of course. Did your any progress on your brother's stuff?

My brother's stuff. Isn't he looking for a place for you? So we're going to go together. I'll tell you which date it is. I'm not going to say it on air, but I'll tell you which date it is just in case we have to like back or do some banking of episodes, but it'll be like a Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then come back Sunday to look at properties. Why, why you guys? No, that's good. What time I go out there on Friday, right? Cause I'll do Rogan on Saturday, but I'll take the day. You're doing Rogan on Saturday. Yeah. You're doing a podcast. Oh, fucking man.

That's right. That's right. Good. It'll be you, Rogan on Saturday? Yeah. You're doing his podcast? Oh, F***ing Bane, that's right. That's right. Good. It'll be you, Rogan. Eddie. Eddie. And then probably somebody else because Joey's not feeling great. Okay. So, man, I'm in Vegas.

Can I zoom in? Hey guys. Can you imagine? Call Rogan and ask him. Oh, I'm sure that'll work. Yeah, it goes for you. Yeah, just set up a laptop and I'll zoom in, but I can't be there totally. Cause I got shows.

Okay. Yeah. What were you gonna say though? Uh, I don't know what else is going on. Have you, uh, have you been keeping up with the world? You see Connors at the white house? I did not see that Connor was at the white house. That's interesting.

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That's not good. And I don't think there's anything wrong with being Irish, having fought for your independence, for your survival, for your freedom. And wanting it to be ran by people. For hundreds of years, thousands of years, against the British and against everybody else, and wanting to hold on to what you,

your ancestors and your grandparents fought and died for. Like, come on, man. Don't tell me that's- Most countries do do that, but then when you say something here, you get called racist, you know? Well, because that's the easy way out, but having pride in your culture,

having pride in the values that gave it what it was, and by the way, there might be a reason a lot of people are trying to come to Ireland. My thing about, I'm just going to say this too with England, my thing about the, when you, when, when people come to England and they don't assimilate, they don't assimilate and I'm speaking primarily, and this is somebody who lives in the Arab world, but there is a large contingent of young Arabic Muslim men who assimilate beautifully and add a lot to the culture.

There are also, there is a growing group of Muslim population that doesn't have any interest in assimilating not only in European culture in Britain, but also wants to impose Sharia law in the areas they quote-unquote control and and is look is interested in Creating a caliphate across, you know the entire country and they have all the British. It's like hey get the fuck out of here You're not allowed to do that. No, you're a sure your Sharia law is no good in a European country You're here to get away from that. Yes, you're here because this country had prosperity that your countries didn't. Do you think there's a correlation between democracy, freedom of speech, separation of church and

state and this kind of, not only freedom and lifestyle, but also this kind of economic opportunity? I think there probably is. That's what I resent. It bothers me a lot. Now people can say what they want. And it's so lazy to call that like, if anybody, I grew up among the Arabs, I grew up among Muslims. Don't tell me I'm racist or I grew up with the with the I love it now now flip this now childhood was amazing with yeah

Flip the script now imagine if white people came into Iraq and Iran and tried changing that well We we we did do a lot of that. It was called colonial ization correct colonization and that's that's a good point Don't go into afghan afghan going to Afghanistan. Yeah, let me know how it goes for you Yeah, yeah going to Russia and try to install those muslims This is what happens. It's the legacy of colonialism, but it's also like you Europeans Western values of Western culture is to me the There's not a moral equivalent here the Western culture Western Western values, the founding fathers, that shit is, they solve the political problem. You want to live under those values.

Now, do we think Trump has any clue of Connors' recent allegations? Well, Trump had to go through that too, I don't think. So he probably relates to it. He's probably, I get it. And it was a civil trial, and he's like, I get it, baby. Yeah. Dap it up, and they probably talked about it. Well, I mean, you know. I'm out of faith who hasn't gone through that and those in that circle Pete Hegseth went through it, too

Yeah, I mean, you know what? Yeah, and he's there for the you know on behalf of Ireland to try to Yeah, he's like we're the little brother you big brother help us out. Yeah, but he's he and and so we use your Africa's really Have you seen what's going on there? With the white minority. We're talking now, everybody's going to think we're far right. No racist. I am. Hilarious.

I'm not racist, but I'm far right. You want to just play this clip? It just came out recently. Golf of America. golf of America. Work ethic is inspiring. Work ethic is inspiring. He was just saying Donald's work ethic is inspiring. Yeah, he's a beast.

Yeah, I would say Donald Trump's work ethic and his ability to just keep going no matter what. The original Teflon Don. It's wild. Gangster! No matter if you like him or not, what he's been through is insane. At least accept it. Yeah. Yeah. You just acknowledge like, okay, there's not a lot of other politicians who can handle that. That assassination attempt killed somebody behind him.

Correct. I mean, a family man, a fireman who left behind his wife, who was there, his children, and that could have been him and he turned his head last minute. And then got up and fucking said, fight, fight, fight. Not to mention all the legal battles. They were trying to put him in jail forever. It wasn't just legal too, I love him to be honest. No, they were trying to accuse him of felonies that the DAs

had never charged anybody with. It was so ridiculous. And they tried to destroy him. Talked about weaponizing the judicial system. If he hadn't won this election, this was an existential struggle. He would have been, he would have been financially finished in jail. We would have left California faster.

We have. So. About some time, dude. That's wild. Yeah. Connor is. Now that now, so Ilya Toporya tweeted that I have some big news coming and you're going to be

surprised. You think it's Connor, Ilya? Well, tweeted that I have some big news coming and you're going to be surprised. Pete Slauson You think it's Connor, Ilya? Ilya Toporya Well, most of us think it's Connor because he says you won't believe it. Get ready. So, in my head, it's like, well, we know it's not Islam. Islam's going to 70 and said he doesn't want to fight him. So, it's not Islam, which that wouldn't, even if they announced Islam, you would believe that. Pete Slauson Yeah.

Ilya Toporya It's not Justin Gaethje because you'd believe that. Those are easy. that. Yeah. It's not Justin Gaethje. Cause you believe that those are easy. It's not Francis and Ghana. That's see that, see that that would be crazy. Crazy. But in order to say, you won't believe it at his level, you'd have to be Connor. But then you see Connor at video.

Like there's no way makes 55. It's thick right now. He'd make it. No chance. No, no. Especially for the try and fight in June. I don't know. Way in June. Yeah. That's when he wants. He'd make it. No, not chance. No? No. Especially for the try and fight in June. I don't, no way. In June?

Yeah. That's when he wants to fight. June, July. Can I put you on the spot and ask you? Eight inches. At your weight, at your weight right now? Yes. At your weight, if you had to fight Ilya Tuporiya in the octagon.

I know it's a, it's a, it's a question. What, what happens? What are you doing this to, man? It's Hylia Toporian. What you walked around at Jin? Probably 160ish? 170? He's not as small as you think. They say 190 actually. No he's not 190. He ain't no. Hey he's not 190. You think he fights at 145? He says he walks around at 187. That's big. That's huge. Yeah. As his coach says, you got your hands full. That's a big boy. Yeah.

Now, listen, I'm sure his coach is great. He doesn't walk around 187. That's not real. Yeah. You're not. So he's very short. He's fighting. He's cutting 45 pounds.

How tall is he? Cause the people that say he's too small for Islamic, they're just off. Five seven. Five seven and a half. Yeah. 45 pounds? How tall is he? Cause the people that say he's too small for Islam, they're just off. It's 5'7". 5'7", 186, 195? Might be shorter than that by the way.

Might be shorter than that, might be 5'6". By 5'6". Can you put him, see how tall he is extra Volkanovsky for a sec? Just bring it up. Yeah, I don't, 5'7. Yes, generous. I'll do respect Yeah, okay a little taller He might be pretty close five. He's five sixes. What's up?

I'm off scheme five six now. He's my six and he might be five five Yeah, I think let's take an inch off both ones five five. Yeah. All right. There you go. That's fine. Yeah, um You want to answer question? I You want me to answer a question? I'd like you to answer my question. You beat the shit out of him. You beat the shit out of him. Yeah. He's just too small.

Oh, I forgot to tell you. So for my- He's not suplexing you? No, not happening. No. Yeah, uppercut him like Francis did over him. But your arm. So my arm, right?

It's been a problem. It looks big. Yeah, thank you. That's because it's swollen. Yeah, well, yeah, thank you. Hard work. But my arm, right? It's been a problem. It looks big. Yeah, thank you. That's because it's swollen. Yeah, well, yeah, thank you. Hard work. But my arm, right? I couldn't lift it. Couldn't lift it. A friend of ours goes, you need to get, you're gonna love this. I came with it. Oh, we didn't talk. That's why. Friend goes, you need to get on Scorpion, Blue Scorpion venom. What? And I go, um.

Bring that up, Jim. Who's milking scorpions? Yeah, who's milking scorpions? Who's milking scorpions? And they're like, and I go, you inject it? You know, I'm all about injecting. He goes, no, you just take it orally underneath your tongue but the way they do it, it's right,

the blue scorpion venom. Fast actinolide for pain and inflammation. Dude, Bubba, before I started taking, I couldn't hold the baseball glove for Tiger. I couldn't play catcher. I benched this morning. Well, you don't use your bicep for bench, but. I do, I bench bench I can do curls

I did I did fucking my dad. I did my normal workout blue scorpion venom. Is it real venom? Oh, yeah And they sent me videos then milk in these little scorpions and they're only I think it's the dr They're only it's a special kind of because you can't get that fat Arizona scorpion that ain't gonna work. It has to be these blue scorpion from the dr Frank had his, you know, his- His back done. Yeah. I mean- Isn't that crazy?

That's very interesting. Crazy. I believe it. I mean, a lot of that- I didn't- Can have an effect. So Botox is botulism. It's a, it's what is it? The poison that the blowfish has or

something. It's a poison that numbs the muscles in your face. All Botox? I don't think so, bud. Yeah, Botox is a... It's not all from pufferfish. No, I'm sure it's not. But I think it's Botulism neurotoxin. Yeah. It's a neurotoxin protein produced by and related to species that brings the release of, yeah. Now I'm sure they make it, but that's artificial, Brian. Yes.

Yes. Hey, I'm taking real scorpion venom, son. You are. You're putting it under your tongue? Yeah. That's so interesting. Where do you get it from? Wow.

What's that site, Jen? What's that site? You're just like, whatever. Yeah. Damn. What is it? It Jen? What's that site? You're just like, whatever. Yeah. Damn. What is it?

It's bluescorpion.com. This stuff really works? Yeah. And it worked right away? Okay. Probably two, I took it two days and I wasn't, I was like, I feel good, but I don't wanna fuck up my arm even worse.

I was gonna go in the gym and just do things that I can. I'm like, holy shit. I wonder who, how'd they figure that out? Who started milking the scorpion? Yeah. Who was like, ah, I grabbed that little dude. And they're showing me how they milk. So much.

And they put into four. Is there a video on that? I don't have the video. The guy was showing me on his phone. They put it in like four sections. So they milk, rotate, milk, and they just keep going around and around. There it is, they're milking it.

Comes out of the stinger part, right? Yeah. Caribbean blue scorpion. It comes out of the stinger part, right? Yeah. The Caribbean blue scorpion. It's only the- How much do you take? Two milliliters. Yeah. Every morning, every night. So it's like, it's a drop under your tongue or something?

Yeah. It's, and it's pure venom? No, it's mixed with something. It's expensive though. Yeah, dude. Someone's milking a goddamn tiny scorpion. It ain't gonna be cheap. Yeah, I wonder if this is complete bullshit and this is placebo or if this is reaps.

Per month. I don't know, it worked on me Doug. I'm also on a lot of shit though. Like Angec straight BC 157 my fucking bicep. Yeah. That guy looks like he's a... Toivas Toitovmasian. Hmm. Must be Russian, yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, his real name is probably Fred Johnson. That's pretty interesting. Yeah, I feel good on that. But there must be something to the actual venom. Because I do think, I do think that it's probably, you know, they found it by accident. You know what I mean? Or it was used by a certain, find out what the origin of the scorpion venom therapy is.

Because it was probably used by the native population there. Started in 1980s when a biologist was carrying out an experiment with animal toxins, found that scorpion venom decreased the size of tumors in rats and dogs. Interesting. Isn't that strange? Yeah. Venom for cancer, McGill University is a real university.

Can you go to that for a sec? McGill? Yeah. Venom for cancer. That's McGill University. It's a real university. Can you go to that for a sec? McGill? Yeah. Right there. Wow. Cancer patients from around the world have been traveling to Cuba for years to be treated for cancer with venom extract from the blue scorpion.

It all started in the 1980s when blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, go down, go down. Cancer patients around the world have been traveling to Cuba, blah, blah, blah. Okay. In 1993, a Cuban whose daughter had pancreatic cancer heard about the scorpion venom story and approached Shiva's who consented To give the girl some venom mixed with distilled water Mmm. She recovered and I Yeah one story I

Just want to see if there's a way to Study the effects of venom on some 10,000 people but the company has published none of its research which means they're full of shit demand did however Become so great that lot labio fam had to change its tack because it could not supply enough to the villain venom So the company decided to produce a homeopathic version of the venom. Uh-oh that means it's not venom. Oh boy There's so when if it's a homeopathic version of the venom, there's no venom, guys. The curious business here is that the homeopathic scorpion venom treatment doesn't even make sense in the bizarre world of homeopathy. According to the tenets of homeopathy, if the homeopathic solution of the venom is to cure cancer, the venom itself

should cause the disease. There is no evidence that it does. Okay. Under the name VitaTox, the homeopathic version is now sold to Cubans for $0.04 and to foreigners for $220. It is not backed by Cuba's regulatory bureau of health protection. Could there be something to the original version of the venom being effective? Perhaps. Strangely, things have happened, but all we have are some anecdotes that are impossible to confirm.

In the meantime, there are practitioners in several countries that offer the venom treatment to desperate people. Are they actually using scorpion venom? Who knows? Maybe someday someone will carry out proper research and find out. That last line. Even if there's something in the story of blue scorpion venom curing cancer, the homeopathic version will not work. Yeah. So youing cancer the homeopathic version will not work

So you're taking that homeopathic version. Do you know what you're taking for real water? That guy's an asshole go back to that go back to that that that that guy go back to this So hold on. Let me just see something. What does it say on it go back that guy? You're so full of shit, dude. We should call him What does it say on it? Go back. That guy. You're so full of shit, dude. We should call him Harut Tovmasyan.

Like, dude, what are you saying? Hold on. So bring us to the flex. Let me just see. Let me go back. I just want to see what he, cause if he's saying that at blue scorpion, our vision is to lead the way to natural wellness by combining the ancient principles of homeopathy with innovative scientific advancements through

our unique, unique approach. We harness the healing potential of blue scorpion venom enhanced by a patent polarization process. So maybe they're using actual blue scorpion venom to create safe, non-toxic, non-synthetic solutions for pain and inflammation. We are dedicated to offering products that provide effective temporary relief without the side effects of drug interactions. Do me a favor, go back up, go back up. I'm a fucking scorpion. Let me just do some investigation. products that provide effective temporary relief without the side effects of drug and interactions. Do me a favor, go back up, go back up.

I'm a fucking scorpion. Let me just do some investigation. I got heavy skeptical hippo eyes. Yeah, you should. Very much. Let me see what the bottle says. Here you go. Yeah, it says, oh, it's homeopathic.

So it's not venom. You're saying it's venom, but it's not. Well no, it says blue scorpion. Okay, venom with APLS, Mephla and Roos tox. Okay. Well, I'm... It says with venom. Can you look at the ingredients, please? It says venom with... Yeah, keep going up. Is there a back of it to say there's venom in it? Yeah, that's what I want to know. Is there venom?

Look at the active ingredients. There you go. Active ingredients. Oh, it's derived from venom of a Caribbean blue scorpion. It's composed of complex mixture of peptides, amino acids, and minerals. It's a highly diluted. It is a highly diluted homeopathic form. Okay, guys, what that means is that there's no venom in it. If you look up the way they do homeopathy, it's literally just water. I mean, guys, that is such bullshit. What a bunch of bullshit. And then there's venom of bees. Yeah, but it's homeopathic.

There's no venom in it. Wow. Oh. Wow, unbelievable. Well. Placebo effect, Brenda? Yeah. No, I feel like a scorpion.

Yeah. God, that guy's a, that is a huge con. What bullshit. You're saying there's venom in it and there's no venom. You're, it's a highly diluted form, meaning like what, that there's none in there. Like, what are you doing? People are unbelievable that they can,

that they'll just make a lot of money with some kind of a, it's literally a gimmick. You're spending money on the bottle. God, that's so bad. And it sounds cool to say, look at that guy. Who is that guy? Yeah, it does.

Right, that's a marketing deal. Oh, God. Yeah, there's a guy like that out there who figured out a way to make money off of people who are just either desperate or too dumb to know the difference. He's talking about Brendan right now. What are you talking about, Brendan? Oh, sorry buddy.

No, I didn't pay for it, it was sent to me. I know. No, if someone told me that blue belt. You're usually crazy skeptical about this shit. Oh, I'm still skeptical. But if you're gonna send it, I'll try it out. I'm a beast. I'm glad crazy skeptical about this shit. Oh, I'm still skeptical. But if you're gonna set it, I'll try it out. I'm a piece of this, baby. I'm glad we looked into this

because I don't want to promote this guy's product when it's not even real. I was promoting real venom. It's not even real. I'm promoting real blue scorpion venom. So if you find one, you can get stung by one. Right. And hopefully, it's gonna hurt.

Man, that guy. But maybe get stronger. There are people out there that make their money off of basically bullshitting. That's what that is. I've been taking water. Like you don't, there's no real venom in there. And, and, and, you know, it's like, and then he'll get shut down eventually or get found out,

but he'll make millions. And, and that's, there are people that are good at being con artists. Give me a favor. I hate to harp on that guy. No, let's get off of him. All right. Let's take a little break. Let's take a little break.

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No-sweat bonus bet issued in amount of losing qualifying bet. Bonus bets expire 168 hours after issuance. Maximum reward and qualifying bet is $1,000. No-sweat bonus bet issued in amount of losing qualifying bet. I'd say take it. I would say take Blue's Corp. If there's actually any venom in that bottle. My question is, it doesn't look like there's any venom. If you know the guy say, hey bro, is there any actual venom or is this homeopathic,

which means that it's just water? Like, are you- Heavy on the homo. Are you just giving me homo water? Yeah, because I think you can technically- Am I taking homo water? Look up what homeopathic is. Like, like it, because I believe you can say it's, you can literally like, um...

No, I'm just going to go up to him and I'm going, hey man, I've been taking this stuff. My mouth salivates when I see talk. Okay. My friend told me you're giving me homo water. So treatment of disease by minute doses of natural substances that in a healthy person would produce symptoms of disease. But healthy, but natural substance could be venom. So they can say homo path because venom is natural, right?

The question you have to ask is, hey dude, is there any venom in this bottle? Yeah, because I'm not salivating when I see a big dot. And if so, how much? Yeah. Ever since I started taking this, I want to start. It's an alternative medicine based on the principle of light cures, like using highly diluted substances to stimulate the body's natural healing. Like cures like?

This is cause it, yeah, it's like, it's, it's a rip off of actual vaccine technology. Oh, it says homeopathic remedies are prepared by repeatedly diluting substances, often to the point where there's virtually no original substance left. Yeah. Unless it's blue venom. Listen to how crazy that is. Listen to how absolutely crazy that is.

Yeah, it's not good. They're identified through proving. See, I thought it was like CBD, because remember, CBD, people call me crazy, I get to a sense, stop the seizures. 100% that works. Yeah. CBD, but you're really taking CBD oil Yeah, it's 100% see but you gotta be careful that you make sure you go with the right brand

Do because let's say 100% CBD look into it I tell you what 20% if you have if you have staff you have bad staff from rolling jizz. Take homeopathy medicine Take homeopathic medicine. Let me know how it goes for your arm off when they got to cut your fucking arm off Okay, you hate hated on my venom fucking oil. Unbelievable. It's hilarious. Yeah what can you do? Well anyway.

Well alright looks like you're not getting that. Yeah it doesn't work. I feel like a fucking scurvy. I'm glad your arms better though. Could have something to do with all the other shit that's been proven that you're taking like peptides, facts, TRT and all that. That's good work. Ethic facts. And yeah, you do that quickly and venom.

Cause you're only 20 and venom and venom. Do I turn 42 tomorrow? Happy birthday, buddy. No, my birthday is tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yeah. I haven't gotten you anything. What, I turn 42 tomorrow. Happy birthday, buddy. No, my birthday's tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yeah. I haven't gotten you anything. What should I get you?

What should I? If I had to buy you a present for your birthday. Real venom. What? And OK, hold on. Real scorpion venom? I'm going to buy you a present. I have $1,000.

It can't be for your truck. What do you want? See? Cut your legs off from my head. What do you want? Nothing do you want? Nothing. It's a grand. Nothing. There's nothing you can think of, right? Now, how about a belt? How about a nice hat? How about a nice whatever? I'm good. Nothing, right? No, just be awkward at

this point, right? Maybe maybe maybe a dinner where you eat crazy. I got it. Then I'd rather you know, you don't even like eating out, right? No. my birthday, I'll go to the baseball cages with the boys and then hanging with your kids. That's the present. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah. I don't need anything, man. I need Chins meatballs, heavy on the balls. Hey, how about this? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Brandon. These are infused with blue scorpion venom.

Happy birthday to you. I hope that blue scorpion venom helps you, because it doesn't, it's not in the bottle they haven't milked any scorpions in the bottle even though they say they did you made those you'd the cookies come from? I baked them. You did? Yeah. From the salade. Are you lying to me? No! What are you talking about?

This is a guy that puts clode on his wrist. Yeah. You're spitting it out? Damn bro. Are you spitting it out? I don't think you made these. I think you're a little liar. No I'm not! No she made these? You did? Yeah! From scratch. The cookie, the cookie is up made, Deuce? You did? Yeah. From scratch. The cookie, the cookie itself, no.

But all the filling, yeah. Where'd the filling come from? I made it. And you're a little liar. No, I'm not. This is all, this is a fake cookie. What are you talking about? And the filling is not.

The fact that Brian picked out that you didn't make part of it is so funny. How did you make the filling, young lady? You want me to break down how I make heavy fillings for you? I sure do. I sure do. No, I'm actually offended. It's heavy whipping cream, it's sugar, then I put confectioner's sugar in it as well.

Two egg whites, you want me to keep going? Come on. Okay, you know your shit. What's wrong with the cookie? No, it's good, I just don't like fake cookies. Taste it, it's not a fake cookie. Well, it's a store bought cookie, so it's good, I just don't like fake cookies. Taste that? It's not a fake cookie. Well, it's a store-bought cookie, so it's a bullshit cookie.

No, it's not. I baked them, I got the dough and I baked them. Yeah, but you bought the dough, so the dough is store-bought. It still tastes good. And I'm still a little skeptical that you made them. All right, thanks for calling me alive. Smiles, welcome to Brian's world, he's such a foodie. Yeah, I didn't know.

Brian knows shit, though. Oh, yeah. It's still funny. You gotta come correct. Remember when I got you voodoo donuts before? You kept this in the car, or didn't know. Ryan knows shit though. Oh yeah, you gotta come correct. Remember when I got you voodoo donuts before? You kept this in the car, something like that. I'm like, holy shit, how do you know? Yeah.

Holy crap. I know these things. Ryan said, you didn't make these cookies. I'm offended. They're Nestle Toll House cookies, I baked them. Are you spitting the things? Are you spitting out my fucking muffin? You piece of shit, Ryan.

Ryan! Are you spitting out my fucking muffin? Brian! They're good actually. Not my thing, but they're good. I enjoyed it. It's for my birthday. I appreciate that you made these out of a package that you bought. I didn't make those out of a package.

I bought the sprinkles. You know what? We're done. It's fine. We're done. It's good. Even though these are, Don't touch anything.

As store bought as it got. Don't touch anything. Even though these were made in a factory in Texas six months ago with a lot of preservatives. I appreciate the effort and I love you. You know what I want to bring you for your birthday. You can do no wrong. A fish sandwich or whatever. You can do no wrong. These are good though. You know what love you. You know what I wanna bring you for your birthday? You can do no wrong. A fish sandwich or whatever.

You can do no wrong, these are good though. You know what? Yep. You know what? Forget it. I can tell just by looking, I'm like wait a minute. Wait, you made these? Yeah, there's a lot of emulsifer in there.

What are you talking about? Hyproxenated, et cetera, et cetera in there. But it's good. Those would last forever by the way. But Brian's on one today. You could wrap those up. Brian's like forever. But Brian's on one today. You could wrap those up. Brian's like the fact checker's on fucking abs. I am fact checker.

They call me fact checker B today. It's fact check Monday, hun. It's not your fault. You went out and got him something beautiful for his birthday. I enjoyed it. Happy birthday. He likes funfetti and I didn't want to make cupcakes.

I know you didn't. I was born to make little muffins. So you got him some store bought muffins. No, they're not store bought muffins. No, I mean the mix is store bought. We're done. It's Betty Crocker. No, it's not, we're done.

Brian's thing is if it's not made from scratch, it's store bought. Yeah. That's what you're dealing with. I need some flour and some eggs and some. He grew up different. I need it from scratch. Well, you know what?

Why don't you remember to bring him a gift for his birthday tomorrow? I will. How about that? I will. He even forgot the Christmas I need it from scratch. Well, you know what? Why don't you remember to bring him a gift for his birthday tomorrow? How about that? I will. Even forget the Christmas gift if you remember. Yeah. Well, what would I buy you? I don't need anything.

Don't buy me anything. No, I'm just thinking. What would you buy him? I don't know. I mean, a knife of some kind, some kind of a handmade knife. Are there a lot of snakes on Texas? That's the problem. Yes.

There are a lot of snakes. The boys were asking me, they're like, Dad, do we have to worry about, you know, because you know, cuz here about lines coyotes. No, I was like, yeah, I think snakes. Yeah We got ourselves a lot of rattlers. Look up look up snakes of Is an actual issue cuz I've rattlers by it's not really an issue But it was a issue out here. I don't issue they stay evolved to not rattle though because they get killed That's a problem. So what they do is my son won't hear it. It's a pit viper, but they'll get out of your way typically But when I was growing up I did grab a so there's a lot. Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah, we got some real snakes So the copperhead the cottonmouth see cottonmouths are by the lake where I'm at. It's all it's a giant snake nest

Let's be honest. Oh, you know what it should say every snake you can name every single thing It's Australia, but bull snake is a problem. No bull snakes have poisonous. nest, let's be honest. You know what, it should say every snake you can name. Every single snake. It's Australia, but bull snake is a problem. No bull snake's not poisonous. Oh that's right. Mystic green water, ring neck snake's not poisonous, belly snake. The only snake you have to worry about there are rattlesnakes. Copperheads, cottonmouth. Coralsnakes have a neuro and blood venom.

Corals are in the ocean. Copperheads, cottonmouth. Cottonmouth, bad, bad situation. What about that rougher snake? Water snake, no problem. Any of those snakes? No problem. venom. My corals are in the copperheads cottonmouth cottonmouth bad bad situation with that rough earth snake uh water snake no problem any of those snakes no problem no problems prairie rattlesnake that's an issue these are all vipers all pit vipers um go to um venomous uh no most dangerous animals in texas wait now do you know per capita there's there's more what snakes are in austin texas because it depends you know there's more tigers? What snakes are in Austin, Texas? Because it depends.

Do you know there's more tigers in Texas than there are in the world? It's not crazy. So I told my kids to scare the shit out of them, there's a tiger problem. And kind of harmless snakes like the plain-billed water snake and western rat snake. While venison snakes like the broad-banded copperheads and potentially cotton-monsters are also present. Less common it says. Less common, yeah. Because it gets cold there. I said dangerous animals. Yeah, there are I've held a rattlesnake in Austin

one of the most dangerous Animals that it is Texas Rousey cottonmouth scorpion ate shit brown. There's a fire damn brown recluse American alligator No, not there. No, you got to go further south recluse butter. We got it. I got we got some cougars Yeah, yeah, they do. They're older ladies, too. We got fucking Um, oh, what's an eastern Muswaka? We got black widows up the yay. Yo in my house like no problem It's the brown one goes room brown recluse sock. No, but black widows are problem. They have a southern black with there's a southern black widow Here's what is that Eastern?

Muswaka go down all the way down chin to the left right there. What's ranch laws not scared American bison? Yeah, if you close shit a rouse, okay All right, but but you got to do so again you got to do you got to do a road rudder No, you got it you got to look up though, they eat a lot of rattlesnakes you got to look up We got fire ants Cougars, we're gonna die. No, there's nothing I'm worried about there tarantulas But I want to see in Austin. You're doing Texas a huge area. Yeah, but that was the original thing So what are the most what what venom snakes are are in Austin?

No animals and all animals. It's mother of which one was dangerous animals in Texas. Yeah, let's see what that does Yeah, of course that is nice our rattlesnakes copperheads and coral snakes coral snakes where the fuck We got some stuff we got some stuff going on. We have some shit here Yeah, yeah black widows. Yeah black wid But we have some shit here. The black widow. They got black widows out there. Old bar recluse, is that what you're talking about? Yeah, that's not good. Coyotes, raccoons, bats.

There are a lot, I do see a lot of bats in Austin. Yep, a lot. A lot of trans too. By the, okay. What? They're not that dangerous, they're not that dangerous. A lot of bats, a lot of trans. You just see a lot of them.

That's it. I mean, awesome for me. I've seen a lot of bats, a lot of trans. Sir. Sir. Is that a dangerous animal? Well, all right. All right.

You don't think they're dangerous. That's part of the problem. The bats are all under that main bridge. Yeah, they fly around. Yeah. It's right off six street there. I'm not worried about bats. It's great.

They're disgusting though. Bats. Bats are sweet. They're just so sweet. They're like rats in the sky. Hey, I watched that, uh, Bailin' Out Loud show. Do you like it? God damn.

I mean, I'm totally hooked. You know, I don't like is that she was on Dr. Phil before this. She's big on TikTok. It's like, oh man. You know what I don't like is that she was on Dr. Phil before this. She's big on TikTok. It's like, oh, man. You know what I don't? Here's the thing. When they're talking about the deep brain

like stimulation surgery, she's like, this is the last resort. I'm like, you are the last resort. Oh, like how bad you want it? But you need it now. Have you got to the episode where her tic's so bad, now she just screams? Yeah, when she was smacking her head back.

Yeah, I might want to drill into the brain after this. Oh, is that really? So she's got a real. Her mom is holding her. This is not an act. No. Her mom is trying toacking her head back. Yeah, I might wanna drill into the brain after this. Oh, is that really, so she's got a real. Her mom is holding her. This is not an act. No, her mom's trying to make her just whack her head. It's not an act, it just feels a little weird,

cause she's on Dr. Phil, it's like, how famous do you wanna be, what's going on here? Well, our boy John Wayne Parr, that was a real tick. That really, really, really was awful. This is two different things, dog. It is two different things. It's painful to watch honestly. No it's fun at first.

And then 30 minutes into it, she's like okay, she needs some help. Oh no. She's like, God damn, flip it. Like she yells. Constantly saying penis vagina. Like my mom has crabs. Baby penis. And then she did. She did the most outrageous shit.

Yeah, she's like whatever's the most outraged thing hits my head I'm I can't say but I have to say cuz my skin feels on fire So she meets her boyfriend's parents for the first time they sit down. They're super religious goes. I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant And they're like what the fuck Wow, and then they're like, can we read a Bible verse in the Miller? She goes fuck fuck fuck the Bible and you're like, okay Well, that's the thing and the dad's like hey like like, okay, well. That's the thing. And the dad's like, okay. Like that'd be like, don't say anything racist. You know, you're not racist, but you'd say it.

Oh, she's getting on a plane at the airport and going through security. I got a gun, I got a gun. I got a gun. Give me a review. They don't let her fly. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. It's really bad, but she can't like drive a car.

It's entertaining though. Like, like. Tiger liked it, Tiger liked it just when, when she was saying that like the outrageous stuff, he thought it was so funny. But then when it gets to reality and she's like fighting with her boyfriend and what am I gonna do for a job? And Tiger's like, I'm out.

Yeah. You go back to saying crazy shit. It's very interesting to see the difference between boys and girls. What my daughter's into, even politically, versus what my son's into. There are just differences, man. Really wild.

I watched that, and then the new naked and afraid season is on. Naked and afraid's on what season? I don't know. Like fucking 30? But the first episode. No one ever gets attacked by anything. I stop watching. But B, the first episode of this season

is a girl without legs. Just down to the knees. And she's nubbing her way and dragging her. She's about to get destroyed by bugs. I mean, she has to drag herself on the ground. Yeah, naked and frayed. She has no legs. She takes her prosthetic legs off. Oh, yeah.

Well, me and Brian got an offer to be all naked and frayed. Yeah, we did, didn't we? We turned it down. Yeah, because it's just because they couldn't blow out our big dicks. Remember they went blur out. They couldn't blur out our big dicks. Yeah. And they're like, we don't have, it's going to take out the budget because we have to blur such big dicks. And I went, well, you have to blur it. That's what it is. I can't have this all. My mom's going to watch it. That's what it is. And I didn't want to, uh, no, honestly, I don't want bugs in my asshole. Yeah, we're like, yeah, we're good And also we'd have to cuddle up because we'd be cold and stuff. Yeah spoon and stuff Yeah, it's but there has been times like most of the women on this are warlocks

But there has been a few times where it's like a a pretty bad bitch and she's naked and the guys and you know The guys usually look like shit on there. They have tits and stuff. And then there's one hot girl and he's like, wow, you are really attractive. She's like, I can tell. Oh. Oh, but at least where I was. Crocodiles, a lot of snakes.

I'm making history today. No one like me has ever tried this before. I get to be the first person on Naked and Afraid with no legs. Oh wait, but she's not hopping around on the stubs. Yes she is. Cause that, oh, oh, cause there's- A year ago, my life was changed forever.

I was struck by a locomotive severing my limbs from my body. I am the first female bilateral amputee to summit the Manitou Incline in Colorado Springs. That probably took forever. Basically 3,000 steps leading up the mountain. What are you saying? A little later I set my sights on Mount Kilimanjaro.

Wait, wait, just let it go. Just fast forward it. And I am the first female bilateral amputee to reach the summit. My motto is- Brian! That I can and I will show you that I can. Brendan, like Brendan, like with the comment,

that probably took forever. Look at this! I would imagine. She's a badass, man. She is a complete badass. Damn, but they don't put anything on the stubs, man. Those animals are gonna eat that ass a lot. What about, not just the stubs, she's naked. That's a lot.

And she's closer to the ground. Yes, exactly. All up in the business. That's a lot. Look at this, what do you do? That ass. You gotta cover something up. No, no, it's naked and afraid.

It's like naked and kind of afraid. Yeah, there's one point where her partner, her partner takes it like a champ too. And they're walking and goes, so you're about to walk over some fire ants. Do you, um, do you want me to hoist you up? And she's like, yeah, if you can. And he like human backpacks her. I would too. I would too. But, and he's so cool about it. He's so nice to her. I would be too. Well, it would're weird. He was mean to her like you know if you just don't know I went fire ants

Let's go get up fuck I feel like she could fucking just leap over the the line of ants right how many times they end up banging I Think they've never showed anyone banging on there that I used to be really into that stuff fucking They've never showed anyone banging on there that I used to be really into that stuff fucking I used to be really good stuff. I'm banging. I used to be really into this being this stuff gonna take forever. Yeah Take a hot second. Oh climbing a fucking forever Unbelievable man, that's impressive though Good for her. What a feat. Definitely more challenging that close to the ground with all your business on

the ground. Yeah. And if I guy just should dig dragging on the ground. That's, but I mean, it's not as bad as her. Like that's, can you imagine her doing that? Like I have to be worried about gynecological issues. She's plopping her vagina basically on the ground. I feel like she should probably, that's not responsible. It's not. She should have something

on her cracks. Yeah, this should at least let her have a, well she could put a leaf, she could use like a big old leaf. Yeah. She doesn't. Honestly for me, I don't want to say this, but since I'm not circumcised, I'll have more protection doing that kind of stuff if I didn't have any like probably legs like her Yeah, I mean well you guys are fucked. Well, he was scraping. So we got two circumcised one I'm glad we went over that today. Yeah chin has that elephant. What are you doing? Stop nicotine patches making me sick. Yeah, you're not built for this life. No Oh, no, where are you guys? I saw it

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Yeah, that was rude. She went all the way to the store. What do you got, Chin? Oh, the was rude. She went all the way to the store. What do you got, Chin? Oh, the first one, this. I wanted Brian's take on this so bad. Yeah. Go ahead, watch this. This is the actor, Anthony Manning.

I love him. I like him. So he's the new Captain America. Now he got in trouble because he's saying Captain America doesn't work for Captain America. The movie's bombing, so now he's back out doing promo. Here you go. I've been in the business 24 years, right? And I've seen people go from nothing

to the biggest stars in the world. I've seen people go from one role to winning Academy Awards and doing all this shit. And what I realized yesterday thinking about it, we're lying to our kids, dog. And I think that's a big problem in our community. We tell our kids that, and this is fresh on my heart, like I literally just came to this conclusion last night,

we tell our kids if they do right, and they make the good grades, and they go to the programs, and they will become successful. If you work hard enough, your work will be paid off. And that's not true. Success is given. It's not earned.

Because you can be the most brilliant. If one person don't tap you, each one of y'all, there were people who could hit harder, who could catch better. Who could catch better. But somebody said, you. You're the one. Pause it, Jen.

And I'll just- So you know who he's talking to? They're going, even you guys, he's talking to three professional football players. One's Fred Taylor, who's one of the greatest running backs of all time. Played for the Florida Gators and was drafted in the first round, then played for Jackson. Complete beast. So when he goes, even you guys, there's better runners, throw it, this is sports, Bubba.

So it's very black and white. Meaning, those guys earned every single thing you see. He's so off on that. Keep going. And you fell off. You know what I mean? And because of that, I don't know what that what that emotion or that feeling is, is the scary thing. Because I went to all the programs

I've done Broadway, I've done off-Broadway, I've been in the business 24 years, I've been in two Academy Award films, I've done independent films, I've done major motion pictures, now I'm Captain America. Yeah, you made it, dude. So now what? You made it, you made it. So him saying, work hard, get the degrees, I went to Juilliard, all this shit, it's a lie. Hey bitch, you're Captain America.

But I think what he's saying, what I appreciate about what he's saying is that you kind of, when you get to a certain level in life like that, you feel a little bit lucky in the sense that everything that we have is given to us maybe, right? You can say it's given to you like your parents, the way you're wired, just the ability to keep going no matter what. I've always had something in me that no matter what you do to me,

I'm going to keep moving forward, right? And so I think some people maybe are a little bit more resilient, less fragile in the world. Maybe I wasn't damaged as a kid. So I think he's expressing something that's, he's just, he's being a little bit humble. And it is true in sports. I've heard people say in football, even Matt McChesney said this about you, he said, there are guys that just on that day might not get noticed by the right scouts. There are things that happen sometimes where you just may not be in the right program,

might not be seen the right day, whatever it might be. And you know. You don't get a shot. Yeah, you could be a great baseball player and behind someone like Oscar Pedroia or someone like that, right? and you know. You don't get a shot. Yeah, you could be a great baseball player and behind someone like Oscar Pedroia or someone like that, right? Like my wife's ex-boyfriend was an amazing baseball player,

rookie of the year, but he was behind Oscar Pedroia. So it's really hard to get called up sometimes. So I would say that you could be an amazing running back or a wide receiver and you know, you get an injury that just, you crush your collarbone and that for whatever reason at that time knocks you out of the game for a little bit. So I think sometimes when people are really successful,

I've heard a lot of people say, listen man, I'm lucky. Sure, we're all lucky, but what's the alternative? Well, but so this is the flip side to this. Love to hear it. What's the alternative? Don't work hard? No, no, the flip side is this. No matter what you say, you know,

some people have it and some people don't. Correct. And part of having it is the ability to persevere. Part of having it is that discipline. No matter what. Yeah, and so Quincy Jones was a guy, they were talking about, that dude came from the worst battle zone you can imagine.

Nothing was gonna stop him, nothing. It didn't matter. So I do think some people are undeniable. There's a saying, and I believe this wholeheartedly, where success and money is a mindset. You could put all the money in a room, take it away from everybody. There's people that have money today would be the people that have money tomorrow because they would figure out how to do it.

Yeah. Most of them, the ones that are self made. People love to say that, uh, uh, Elon Musk, the classic example, you hear people say, Elon Musk came from money and he's lucky. Elon Musk has constantly proven to be successful in every endeavor over and over and over and every time people doubt him, he delivers. Tesla, SpaceX, X, now Doge. He's a guy who keeps moving forward. All that, but thank you. So, you know, we like to say this stuff. Let's take our good friend Joe Rogan. I've known that dude 30 years.

That guy would find his way through. He just is a bulldog. He got himself, he didn't have any acting. He got himself on an amazing sitcom. He got his first audition. Because when it came to the audition, he was going to figure it out. It was his first one.

And if he has to be a really good actor, he will be. But I guess people will say, well, they put you on, they gave you the opportunity. Here's to sum up all this. So yes, some people get put on and they get help from whoever, maybe a scout lights or whatever. But if you don't prepare for the opportunity, then you're never going to make it. So if that chance comes from somebody helping, you force your way in, if you don't prepare

and take the necessary steps, years prior, when you do, if that scout sees you, if that audition comes through and you're not prepared, it's gone forever. Let's even reverse it. And Anthony Mackie's actually a terrible example, cause he's talking about, I did everything you're supposed to do. He. Yeah. Because he's talking about, I did everything you're supposed to do.

He works his ass off. Well, he goes, I did everything you're supposed to do. It's not true. Well, no, you're the living example. Hey, bitch, you're captain of America. So Anthony Mackie has a couple of things going for him. And I know people that know him real well, have worked with him really well, like Frank Willow.

Yeah. Everybody likes Anthony Mackie. Yeah, he's great on the side. Because he's got a high, high social IQ. He works really hard. He's really good. He's great on the side. Because he's got a high, high social IQ. He works really hard. He's really good. He's always been really good. So, you know, he's just, he's a fucking talented dude.

I would say this. If you want to be successful in life, the worst thing you can do is have any space in your mind that says there's luck involved. It may be that there is. It's the last thing you want. Get it out of your head. If it happens, great, but if not, you stay on course.

And when he goes, we're lying to our kids, it's a bad message, I'm like, oh buddy, you're so off. Because even with Tiger, is he going to play for the Dodgers? Odds are not. He's going to try. He's going to try. He's very hard to get there. That's right.

But the lessons he learns from baseball and striking out and getting, you know, dealing with adversity, that's going to pay off dividends, whatever he decides to do. Correct. That's what I think. And I agree with you a hundred percent. I think, I really believe that at the end of the day, success is a mindset. And I think you get a shitload out of reaching for something and failing.

If you really reach, you may not get where you are going, but mindset and I think you get a shitload out of reaching for something and failing. If you really reach, you may not get where you were going, but you'll find something else. I, some young guy asked me for advice today when I was in Portland. I said, he said, do you have any advice for a young guy? I go, just get really good at one thing. And the reason why you get really good at one thing, the value of a black belt in jujitsu or the value of, of playing an instrument really well, isn't that you're going to be a champion.

It's that it'll do a couple of things. One, it'll teach you, you'll learn how to learn the discipline and it'll open you up to a community of people that will be, you'll be surrounded by excellence as well. And that motivates you. So, you know, I, I hate, I don't give any, I give no quarter in my brain for anything like that guy was

lucky. There are a lot of comics. No, but also it's like the Rogan example, right? Oh, the only reason people know you is because of Rogan, whether it's you or me, right? It's like, man, you know how many people Rogan knows? So the only reason, if you see Rogan put somebody that if he puts them on uses platform, it's cause he respects their work ethic. Yes.

He's never go through the books. He's never put on anybody who has a shitty work ethic at name one. No, you're right. You're in order to even run with that line. You better have your shit together. Otherwise he's not entertaining. I know dudes he's started to help found out they're lazy, doesn't talk to them anymore. That's right. That's right. So in order to

run with the line, you got to get the respect from the line who's going to put you on. That's right. That's a hundred percent true. That's what the lines recognize lines. And let's be honest, it's being successful and especially holding onto that success is a 24-7 job. It's just constant. It just is, you know. Depends, so if fame is your level of success, yes, that's constant. Look at Theo Vaughan. There's other things you can do. Theo Vaughan is, first of all, what makes Theo Vaughan a specialist, he's just such a unique talent.

He's so funny. He just resonates at a different like frequency. And he hustles and he's always working. That motherfucker's always hard. I do whatever it takes. Whatever it takes. Yeah. So. But he doesn't have kids.

Yeah. So he has the availability. Like there's some things that I get asked to go to. I'm like, nah, I'm good. I don't need to be that level of fan. I'm good. I've made choices in life where I don't need to be that level of fan, I'm good. I've made choices in life where I don't have to be the face of it, I still make money.

Kids change, man. I mean, just everything, yeah. I had the one great thing about kids. I think Mackey's off on this, though. The one great thing about kids. Especially talking to Fred Taylor and fucking Crowder, I think he's off. No, I like what he's saying,

because what he's saying is he's kind of, he's saying, hey, he's letting the God know. He's letting the gods know, hey, hey, hey, I know I didn't manufacture all this. I know you can take this away from me in a second. And I know that a lot of it was out of luck. There's that, but you're also doing yourself a disservice. And when you're talking to Fred Taylor and Crowder, oh, buddy. Okay, but let me ask you this.

Both Florida athletes, buddy. Okay, but how about this? They're so talented. Okay, but let me, let me. They worked so hard to get there. Let me reverse it. They've earned every single thing they've ever gotten. Let me give this to you though.

They also were given a certain biology. They were also given a certain mindset. They were also given a certain background. They developed that mindset. Well, but I'm saying that the interesting debate and question a lot of times is you were also born with a certain constitution, right? We were all given a certain set of tools, some less tools than others.

Sure. And part of the decision was, let me ask you another question. I got another question. Well, keep going on that. So part of it was just that they made a choice or somebody made a choice for them at a very, very crucial juncture,

which was you're going to play football. No, you're not going to do this. No, you're going to have a work ethic and you're going to do more than everybody else around you. Whatever that was, whoever that person was who told them that and they went, that makes sense. Now hold on. Well, that has to be taught.

Okay, but wait, some people get taught it and they don't pick it up. Why? That's on them. Right. So watch this. Because they give up. That's the difference between those guys sitting there and you're talking about Fred Taylor, Hall of Famer, Ryan Clark, Monster, LSU. But here's where I go back to. It's a tricky thing because we're talking about free will here, right? And we have to believe in free will, even if I can argue myself out of it. Watch this. So in literature, and you could really say in life, the difference between a villain and a hero, the villain is hurt by the world and he says,

Revenge. I'm going to hurt the world. Yes. The hero is like, I got hurt by the world and I'm going to make sure nobody ever gets hurt the way I got hurt. That's their choice. Now, that's a choice that that person made

very early on. Okay. What was it in that person that made them go this way or that way? Were they born that way? They weren't born that way. Well, are villains born? Are heroes born?

Are serial killers born? Or no, you know. Let's take, let's take the extreme example out. Let's just take, let's just take a decision that we make. Was I born with a constitution? So for instance, like with just go to the example we're given, those are three professional football players

that played for a very long time, all pro ballers. Yeah. Ryan Clark, Fred Taylor and Crowder. But hear me out here. Yeah. Is, are there more talented safeties than Ryan Clark? Yeah, probably. Yeah.

But somewhere along the road, they decided to not go into the gym when he decided to go to the gym. Is that his nature? Was he born with a nature? No, he's taught that. It's the environment he grew up in where it's, I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get out of the condition I'm in. I'm gonna do whatever it takes. Wasn't that given to him in a weird way? Not given to him. It's someone sat him down. It was like, if you want to get here, you said, you have to do that person was given to him. Right. And all I'm saying is it's a mentality. Yeah. All I'm saying is that's available to everybody. That's available to everybody. Cause now let's say you have, you have a shitty dad and he goes, I just quit,

but you can get on social media or podcasts and listen to some very inspirational guys who are going to give you the same info that these guys got Yesterday my mother so much access to information now. There's really no excuse to go Oh, I didn't know I wasn't supposed to drink on Friday nights when I have a game Yeah, that doesn't work in him yesterday. My mom and I were talking my mother said as a kid you and your sister were very different When I was a kid, she said when you were a baby in the crib Right and I was with a bunch of other kids if I'm a better person. I'm just fucking. You don't care about it.

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I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. say, you could say Brian's more generous naturally, or you could just say, it's just my nature. That's your nature. It's not like I'm a better person. I'm just fucking- You don't care about it enough. Yeah. You know? And so, I don't like that, but I don't like that conversation really, because what you're saying- In that case, Jesus take the wheel. Good luck.

There you go. Good luck with competing with guys like me. So that's what I'm saying. While you go, it's up to God. That's what I'm saying. I'm over here working. That's what I'm saying. And maybe it is up to God, but if it's free will.

I agree. But see, I agree with you. So you compete with guys like me. Well, well. And there's guys on me on steroids. You gotta be. But there's guys even more so. You gotta, you gotta, you, there's, I don't believe anybody is successful without that work ethic. No, not a chance. You might get there, you know, like in a lower regional tournament. Or you might have 10 minutes of fame where it lasts for a little bit. What is it, Gordon Ryan never took a day off? I watched that dude, I watched Gordon Ryan do Jiu Jitsu against Craig Jones. And I've seen Craig Jones wreck dudes, like really good guys.

He makes them look, and with all due respect to Craig Jones, because he is fucking, but Gordon Ryan had him on his back the whole time. Craig Jones looked like he was just constantly just trying to- But Craig's beat him once, right? I think he beat him three times. Craig's beat him before, though. No, I think Gordon beat him all three times.

I don't think so, right? Yeah, he beat him all three times. But the, so one of them was close- That's how good he is. Oh, of course. I'm just saying, and that dude never took a day off for first, I think for seven years. Sure.

He even trained on Christmas, Gordon Ryan. Yeah, yeah. That's how close. I'm just saying, and that dude never took a day off for first, I think for seven years. He even trained on Christmas, Gordon Ryd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nuts. Sure. But none of that stuff is new news. Any athlete you know at the high level, it's a holiday?

What's a holiday? Gordon Ryd holds a two and O record. What's a holiday? They wrestled twice, yeah. But I guess they did one actually when it didn't count. They don't get along either. No. Craig Jones still trolls them.

But at that level, it's like, yeah man, holidays. And my kids are the same way, holidays, spring break. Now you're in the cage. That's what we do. When Gordon came to my special and we were in Austin afterwards and we were having drinks with some people and he was with some really cool people but they weren't Jiu-Jitsu people.

They didn't really know a lot about him. And this girl was saying something about, she was talking about him being, you know, he's good at Jiu-Jitsu. And I was like, hold on. He's not good at Jiu-Jitsu. He's the best. He's the best. He's such a rare human being. The best ever. You have to understand the difference. It's that way. Yeah.

Just rare, rare, rare. Yeah, man. I agree with you. That's what I'm saying. It may be that you were given. It's a bad, it's a bad place. You should have no quarter for that in your head. Horrible.

None. Especially with kids? None. I gotta tell Tiger, you can work hard, but we really gotta hope somebody comes along and helps you out. What? No. That's to tell Tiger, you can work hard, but we really got to hope somebody comes along and helps you out. What? No.

I say you make your own, you make your own. Also, he's a bad example. I did everything you're supposed to do. I like what he's saying. He became captain of the man. I don't, I think it's so shit. It's a weird. At the end though, Brian was like, it's contradictory to the whole thing

he was building up to his like, you know what? Notice how he said, this is something I've been, it just came up. He's just speaking. He's trying to figure it out. Yeah. But I mean, he worked his ass off. He wants all the programs. Like it mean it was like exactly, you know what?

Also an act. He's like, I did everything you're supposed to do. And then now he's like, I'm like millions of dollars. I made it. Acting's a little bit there. I've seen a lot of talent. But again, acting is different than professional sports. If you're talking a bunch of actors, they're like, yeah, thank God Judd Apatow saw me,

whatever. Sports really doesn't work that way. Now in my case, sure, Michesney and Klopp are like, man, if Brendan had been seen by the right scouts, he'd be in the NFL. Even if I made it to the NFL, I'm just a guy. I wouldn't have had like a 10 year career. My lasted two, three years. Like I didn't have the skill set where I'm Tony Gonzalez or

Grunkowski or some shit like that. What's that skill set? They're just so talented. They're so talented. They're just bigger, faster, stronger. Well, could I made it probably, but again, all right. Somebody broke down some pro football player broke down why Travis Kelsey is so good.

Cause if you look at him, it's like, he's got a dad bod and all that. Travis Kelsey is like they said, they were explaining. He has an ability to split the defenders. Like he knows where to place himself. Yeah. Even great game film. All tight ends do it's a zone defense, but he has a very special, you know how big and fast he is? Yeah.

He's way faster. Huge. Way fast. No, everyone knows how fast he is. This isn't like, so you see him and you're like, wait, you made that cut and at your size and then. Yeah. No, buddy, he got drafted and he had, he had issues in college.

He like got kicked off the team for weed. Like he had a horrible. Yeah. But he was so talented. They took a shot on him. Monster. No, he's a bad example. So stupid.

So good. Yeah, man. He's not like some kid like, Whoa, whoa Kim now Max Crosby is different Max Crosby who's who just got paid from the Raiders is a guy that Former drug addict was he came from a small I think Central Michigan school didn't even get a scholarship offer Didn't get drafted and now he's the highest paid defense player in the league. Well, that's different. But, but, but he's also so big. He's such a specimen. They're all big.

They're all big. He's bigger than, you know. No, no, they're all big. Yeah. They're all at that level. They're all big. And for him to, but they're all that size. That's not special.

He's a defensive end. Defense end. That's not special. Two, see? Yeah. Everyone's two, the worst guy in the NFL is two, six, a defensive end. That doesn't make you special. Everyone's that size.

His work ethic. Well, how about the guy? How about the guy who is, uh, he was like, I think the lowest ranked NBA player. He takes on all these street bowlers and just fucking destroys them, including C one, uh, scat scat scab, scabarini. I forget his name. He's they call him the white mamba. Take a little break, buddy.

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He goes cool. I'll show up tomorrow shows up like 24 hour fitness Absolutely mops the floor with his kid for here it is high school player calls out NBA legend Danny this is correct. Yeah, you forgot he's They're in mass. Just blocking his shot. You're not stopping him. So he's known for doing this chin and then he goes, there's this guy, he's a, you can stop it chin. He just schools them.

But there's an NBA street legend, they're asking who you could, could you beat anybody in the NBA? He said him, he shows up, he fucks this guy up. They're in the post, he's a street ball. He elbows him in the face and fucking dunks him. And the guy's like, what the fuck? That's how this goes.

That's how this goes. People don't realize, like, when it's your job, that they just don't realize like when that you know how hard it is to get to the NBA. You also made it in the NBA. Oh you have no idea. But what he told that guy he goes I'm closer to LeBron than you are to me. That's the difference because I actually made the NBA. That's so great. Now for those who are unfamiliar this is George the Messiah. He plays hoops at the same court every day in New York City. He's Instagram famous.

He's a street ball legend. He plays down and dirty. That's my boy, Kevin, KFC. Back in the post-basketball. A couple days ago, they asked him, do you think you could beat an NBA player? Do you think you could beat an NBA player, bro? Why not?

That doesn't come out of West Coast University. So a former NBA player saw this video and accepted the challenge. This is Brian Scalabrine. And if you're underage, then it makes me sick to my stomach to think that there are even people who are young and do not know who Scal is. He is the white mamba.

Now, Scal is best known for dominating people who talk shit from their couch. He ran something called the Scalage over a decade ago. He was the lowest ranked player in NBA 2K and everyone used to make fun of him. What is 2K? Goof video game. Video game.

He said, if you think you can beat an NBA player, step up to the court and he absolutely dominated a bunch of jemokes who were to take on a pro player. As of 2025, Scall's coming out of retirement. Ah, hell nah. Man, I've been challenged by a lot of people. I don't think I've ever experienced anything like this.

Hey, listen, I'm going to be in New York on Saturday, so I'm going to pull up. All right. So Scow pulled up to West fourth to play George one-on-one and things got out of hand real quick. Yo, I know this case too. Cause this look at how he's blocking he's hanging on like you just school and I'm just Brian Scalabri I did my homework some play in the me when it was very aggressive boom well don't hang on him, you like that takes the ball and throws it What a legend by the way, he'll beat your ass too. That's a lot of man right there Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

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he's just trolling now. It's always, are we like, it's over. It's like gigs up. All right. Enough. I'm strange. Okay, good. Um, here's the next one.

You guys are, you know, going to Texas. I wanted you to see a little bit of what Texas is like. There were some high winds coming up there and there's some pretty cool videos of it. This is in the panhandle area of Texas. This video? Armarello. So it's kind of far from us. Oh boy. Oh my lord. There it goes.

That's wind? That's wind. There goes another one. What? Yeah, that happens out here too. Because the semis are so tall, the wind just fucking push them. Jesus. There has to be technology that, cause this happens so often.

There's gotta be technology to. That's really nuts. To figure that out. And then if you click on the guys video. This one? Yeah. Very mad Max. Jesus Christ. So be careful.

Wow. Oh, damn it, fires. Yeah. Alright. Yeah. All right. Okay. You know those winds will get you. Okay. Here's one you guys.

Um, wait for me to get there. This mother apparently held her stepson hostage for 20 years and he wanted to get out so badly that he set fire to his room so he could find a way out. Tight move. He's 32 years old, weighs under 70 pounds. Damn, she wasn't feeding him?

No, like he's bare bones apparently. Let's see, the suffering, the big winter over cares is both heartbreaking and unimaginable. Keep going down, just say what she did to him. Keep going down, Jen, right there. He intentionally set the fire upstairs using his room. I wanted freedom. It says the fact that you have a horror movie.

All right, keep going. That bitch is crazy. As is gets. He lit the fire with hand sanitizer, paper, and a printer you guys the victim had been held captivity for over 20 years and during prolonged abuse starvation severe neglect and inhumane treatment I hate that Jesus and it's not even his real mom it's a stepmom yeah the situation got worse when the stepson's father died last year the victim told police hopefully she goes to prison for a long fucking.

Well, her attorney's coming out and going, these allegations are just based off of one person. So it says he weighed 68 pounds and had not left the home since he was 14 years old. Jesus Christ. I can't handle that. That's horrible. Yeah. Can't handle it.

Yeah. I hope she goes to prison for a long while she won't have a good time in prison those women don't treat you well Horrible, she's a she should be probably put down like a sick dog. So if he hasn't been out since 95, he's gonna come out like whoa It's rough You want to save or is where I wear like 123 right now guys wanna save the ice yeah Yeah, we got a bunch of shows. Yeah, let's save it okay All right, that's it. I'm a lot buddy my basement dude in Austin like that very much guys this weekend by the way this Wednesday This Wednesday at the Venice West I'm'm doing two shows, seven and nine. First time I've done an LA show where I'm doing an hour, doing my hour.

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