The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub & Bryan Callen's INSANE wager on UFC 300 | TFATK Ep. 983

Episode Date: April 11, 2024

Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub make picks and bets on UFC 300 and talk Sean Strickland's take on not accepting a fight with Paulo Costa, fighter pay, size debate on fighters, current events around the world including Jelly Roll bailing on the chance to meet P Diddy, Dave Portnoy winning 2.16 million on a March Madness bet, airplane etiquette and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code: FIGHTER True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and get up to 25% OFF @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FIGHTER ! #trueclassicpod #sponsored JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Fieldcraft Survival - https://fieldcraftsurvival.com/fighter Use code: Fighter20 for 20% OFF Training and Product

Not many men can withstand my punch. Punch. Obviously. Obviously. Oh for sure. Gotta set a... Gotta set a hair on him. Black belts and chick...

Chicken heads. Uh, I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be surprised. Abbot Kenny Fight Club. Fight Club. Fight Club. Mmm, kids gotta... Piece on him.

Piece on him. Couple one two cutie pies. I still got it baby. Lift your shield. And now from the Onnit Studios in Playa, Vista, California. It is the moment you've been waiting for. The fighter and the kid is coming at you live. No, no, we're not live.

That doesn't matter. Sounds better when you say live. We're not live. That doesn't matter, sounds better when you say live. We're not live, we don't do live. Shut up, man. And now, it's the fighter and the kid, live. Not live, this is not live. This is not live. My, uh.

We're back, buddy. Yeah, my nights. I don't like your energy. Well, my nights are a little bit, my nights are. Okay, okay. Mm, eh, eh, eh. Well, my nights are a little bit, my nights are... You're having sex? No, that's my infant. Constantly. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Constantly. I used to do voiceovers of babies crying too. Breathing like this? You used to do voiceovers? Oh, babies crying. I could do actual baby crying. Interesting. Yeah, that's good. Like that, basically. I've done it before.

Only louder and constant. And then you have the monitor in the room so you hear it non-stop. Oh, dude. And then she's up, breastfeeding, she's putting on the lights. In two hours. I'm like, dude, I'm dying. You're in the trenches at the get-go. Yeah.

And that's why you left the baby in the car. At least I'm young with energy. And that's why you left the kid in the car. And that's why I left my kid in the car because I'm a piece of a shit. Kristen, when I told Chris that, he's like, that didn't happen. I'm like, okay. Yeah. Tell you what, I'm going to leave the baby in the car.

I'm going to leave the baby in the car. I'm going to leave the baby in the car. I'm going to leave the baby in the car. I'm going to leave the baby in the car. I'm going to leave the kid in the car and that's why I left my kid in the car Because I'm a prism when I told Chris that he's like that didn't happen. Okay. Yeah, tell you to talk to your friend Talk to your friends talk to your friend. Let's get in the guy hashtag bad guy. I said bad dad bad dad Mondays Yeah, or just you know seven days a week Happens dude, I guess happens buddy happens. I'm'm excited I got my son in a wrestling club he wants to wrestle in high school so he'll wrestle three days a week and then jujitsu three days a week he's in he loves it he loves he

loves what grade is he in he's in sixth yeah everyone's wrestling high school yeah yeah it's a good club to good people I'm pumped. Where's the club in Santa Monica? getting coach Aldo and Kind of it's cool pretty cool So I'm excited little wrestling club Finn yeah, we get fun. Yeah, I think so Maybe really good depends on the clubs do they can be intense. They're intense certain ones. Yeah, this is friendly I feel like my son does better with intense than he does. There's a fine some kids don't it depends

Yeah, yeah, that's why it's only three days a week, too. It's not six days a week. That's a big deal Like jujitsu he has a blast. He's friends with all the kids. Yeah, pretty it's not intense No, just is done ten right especially kids, right? That's why so many kids do it Yeah, you know, it's definitely taking over like karate and kung-fu like anything else like with tennis man These kids get so intense right from 6 to 12 It's crazy and they have these tournaments and their loss and by the time Usually the kids that are crushing at 12 who are the the top, they never go on to the pros. It's crazy, they get so intense with the training

and they still find time to suck dick while playing tennis, right? Isn't that weird? Hey. Right? Put some respect on that sports name. It's such a rich kid sport though. Bro, it's not a rich kid sport.

It's not another country. Did you know any kid girl who was super into tennis? Hey, hey, put some respect on that. And especially in America. Put some respect on tennis' name. Hey, over under, if your kid plays tennis at a young age, that you drive a Tesla. Dude. It goes hand in hand.

Listen, bro, internationally, this is a serious situation. Yeah, but we're not international. So is soccer. Bro. Here? Bro. You play soccer? No. You play tennis?

No, be cool. Your dad drives a Tesla? Watch your mouth. And as soon as my son goes down, I'm going to play tennis. I went, you changed your pronouns, dude? Listen, dude. Listen, dude. Damn it.

Be cool about tennis. I failed as a father. That's my sport, bro. I failed as a father. Bro? You know how I know you're gay? You're sports tennis. Don't say it, dude. about tennis. I failed as a father. That's my sport, bro. I failed as a father. Bro! You know how I know you're gay? Sports tennis.

Don't say it, dude. Sports tennis. It's cool to watch the big ones. Yeah. But when it's like your thing at your age. It's my thing. Gay, man. No, dude.

No, dude. No, when you buy a Tesla, does it come with a tennis subscription? No, bro. My, it's a foot game. They go hand in hand. It's a lot like boxing. Same footwork, dude. My feet are moving all the subscription? No, bro. They go hand in hand. It's a foot game. It's a lot like boxing. Same footwork, dude.

My feet are moving all the time. Sure, man. All right? But as a young man, like tennis. My upper body is soft. Dude. Red flag is a dad. No, dude.

It's an intense sport. Put respect on tennis's name. It's such a rich kid's sport. It's not anymore. In America, it is. All you need is access to courts. Yeah, the trainer full-time. All you need is a country club. Why are you saying this shit? And a coach and a personal coach. Relax. Such a beast. And a ball machine. Yeah.

Well that's why, yeah, I mean it's like... No. I tell my kid, I'm like, no. Yeah, you gotta have... I've lied to them said, they made it illegal in America to play. If your dad's most, most kids who play their dad's their coach in the beginning, you have to have your dad there because you can't afford a coach. I think that's most sports though. Like even on baseball, you know, I coach on that baseball, you can tell the kids who dads actually give a shit, put time in. Yes.

And then the kids that only practice when they have to practice, they're so behind the eight ball. And I'm just like, oh, blah, blah. But I'll say too, like when we do the team meetings, I'm like, parents, if your kids only practice when we practice, they're gonna fall behind. You've got to put time in with your kids. This is what I said, with Jiu Jitsu, like with my son, before Jiu Jitsu, we drill.

Like we go over the shit that he went over. And you know, little details, because it makes all the difference, all of it. When it comes to baseball, football, basketball, that stuff, it's like, dude, your kid has to be doing it outside of practice. Yes. And you can totally tell.

Yes. Yes. I mean, it's night and day. 100%. The kids that just do it all the time because they want to, and then the kids who are playing, and they just have bad parents.

And that's what it comes down to, man. Some kids love it and they want to and then the kids who are playing and they said bad pain that's what it comes down to man you got it you know some kids love it and they take to it other kids it's like pulling teeth yeah even if they don't love it as a parent you like dude toss in the backyard what are you doing well also there is an element to where this guy was on he was like he has a 12 year old and he was did this Instagram thing and he was like my kid doesn't want to study he doesn't want to go to the gym. He doesn't want to practice. I force him.

I force him. Yeah, for sure. That's what, that's what a father does. Obviously you'd rather play video games. I'm aware of that. I mean, you don't want to for like, you don't want to be like, Hey, you're playing football. He's like, I don't like football.

You're like, no, you're playing football. But like what my dad did to me when I was young, you know, I want to hang out with my friends and miss practice. I was going to quit the football team. My dad's like, no, you're playing football. But like what my dad did to me when I was young, you know, I want to hang out with my friends and miss practice. I was going to quit the football team. My dad's like, hold up. It's the middle of the season. You have to do this.

We've already paid for it. People are counting on you. After the season, do whatever the hell you want. Right. But you made a commitment and you're actually going to play. You're going to show up and you're going to practice. That's all. So there's that.

But then you can see the, you can tell the difference between the kids that are forced to be there and just like oh buddy you just feel so bad tricky part about this not a sit not a hit the entire season not a hit I mean not nothing it's like every time they get up you're like oh cuz you know not for you no it's like you and he doesn't want to do it and you can know that come on Timmy you're like hey chill hey nice got your genetics sir you know, no, it's like he, and he doesn't want to do it. And you can tell that, come on Timmy. You're like, Hey, chill. Hey, he's got your genetics, sir. You know, Timmy would rather be playing baseball or tennis.

Yeah. You know, it's funny about sports though, even if you're the risk is always like in Europe, right? When they see a kid who's got a prospect for soccer or tennis, they play year round and that's what they do. And similar. And then, yeah. And then, and then only a very precious few make it all the way. So now you're 19 and that's all, you know, and.

That's any sport though. Yeah. That's not just international baseball here, football here. You know, my baseball players are, they play till they're 19 college, right? At least they're in college. Maybe, you know, hardest to get a fucking scholarship in baseball. It's tough, man.

Then we get out of college. It's the same thing. I like, if you're going to do it, you go all in with no matter what. Yeah. Fighting to that's why I end up in the, in the, in the miners forever. Like never go up and never get, that's a tough gig.

Super tough. Not making a ton of money. You want to talk about- No money. Equal pay? No one talks about miners. It's rude. You're making no money.

It's rude how much they pay them. That's why I was thinking about this today, like Sean Strickland came out and God bless him, they offered him a fight against Paulo Costa, and Paulo came out on podcast, he's like, Strickland turned it down, we're supposed to fight in June. He turned it down and then Strickland came out.

I was like, yeah, I turned it down because they didn't offer me enough money. Like it's, it's not even worth it for me to fight. Like they got to pay me more money if I'm going to do it. And then he's, he started talking about like fighter pay. It started going down that road. Part of me is like, good for you. But for a guy who's been around the game a hot second and for a guy that when I was fighting, talk about fighter pay, trust me, bud, it's, it's,

it gets tough. It gets tough where they're probably not going to give you the Paul of Costa fight now. You're probably going to give you the worst matchup possible. They're going to make your life very tough. It just, and also- Damn though, look at this. Like that's out of curiosity. What do you guys think I was offered to fight Costa on seven weeks notice base

contract and 500 grand to which replied way less. One fan commented 200. You put close, but less. I bet it's like 150, 150. After training and everything. I mean, yeah, but not a lot when you're a top tier athlete, the people know. Yeah. But the problem is no matter how we feel about it, like with that, uh, lawsuit that, you know, they settled it's over there. Like there's no, there's no more discussion. Those days are over. I'm done talking about it. You might get a few of the hard cores like Ariel still talk about it. Luke Thomas talk about it Pizzi Carol like those boys that talk about it

Chuck Mendenhall like the hardcore journalists will bring it up still but even they're not as much because Once that antitrust lawsuit went away, then that was their best shot at making a change. It's over. So Strickland's about Three months late here if that stuff was still going on, there'd be some gravity to it, but now that they settled, this isn't going to end well for him. And I'm not, that's not like a threat. I'm just, it's never- Historically, it's not worked out. Hold on. Historically, no, it's never worked out for anybody. I mean, we know, we have friends that have paid a price for that.

The minute they brought it up, they just, and they were winning and crushing. What friend? They were a threat. I mean, Tim Kennedy started talking about. Hmm. Tim was in and out. Tim's a bad example because he had so much else going on. No, but like him talking about it.

Fight. I mean, he was after the UL fight, he would have crawled over broken glass and there was look, I'm saying, there's definitely better examples. Like you look at Woodley, look at Al Jermaine Sterling, like there's, there's, there's examples where these guys, they say stuff. Um, you could even go old school with it. You know, um, who am I thinking of? The guy fought Kenny Florin, uh, Roger Wurta. It just gets quiet.

Doesn't it? It doesn't get quiet. They just give you the worst matchups possible. And they're like, so you lose, you're not giving me a team. Oh, you don't have to lose and keep winning, but it doesn't matter. But as soon as you go down that road, you have to go. You're that guy. Cool.

That no more interviews. You're not getting those big features anymore. They're not featured on the main card anymore because they're going to invest in someone who's going to play the game. And the best thing the UFC has ever done is, especially if you're new to MMA, there's no more talk of fight or pay and what they get paid. Damn. I'll talk about it. Again, some of those people I mentioned who are journalists, they'll talk about it. Outside that, I'll talk about it again. So most people I mentioned who are journalists, they'll talk about it.

Outside that, nobody's better at marketing than UFC. They've kind of funneled everything where nobody even brings it up anymore. We just all accept it and you have to, including the fighters. So for Strickland coming off a loss doing this, when I saw him like, oh boy, cause I know how it goes. And now it fits with him cause he's that guy, right? Like he's kind of like F the man type of dude.

But it's just when you're, when you're playing that game and you're, and you need a good matchup and you're coming off a loss, which I thought he won, like there, there's not a chance in the hell they give him a title shot now next, not a chance. That's squashed. Squashed. Hey, B AB let's take a little break

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after issuance. See dkng.co.mma for eligibility and deposit restrictions, terms and responsible gambling resources. You're going to, you know, you're going to Robert Whitaker. I do think that that's a very, very low payday. Like that's just not a lot of money, man. After taxes and after, after expenses, he's, he's, that's not a lot of money. You're not making a lot of money. Yeah. That's a matter though.

Like that's why it's, it's just part of the game. It's what you do. And you win that one and then your next line for the title shot. Like if anything, you do it while you're champ. Do it while you're champ. You know, you do it while you're champ because you have more, they can't really do too much to you. You have to fight the next guy in line. You have a little more, but you got to know, you do it as champ. As soon as you lose, the movie's over. He's so colorful. He's one of those rare

guys that people will tune in to watch, you know? Right, or no? How are his pay-per-view numbers? Not a, I mean, not a pay-per-view, now, big star, yes, but as far as like- People root for him. Certain people do. Because of his politics, right, he's very divisive and he's very controversial. He's like the people's champ in a way, though,

like he's like- For sure, and you know, I ride with him, I like him, but I think, you know, he's not like a pay-per-view star. It's very tough to be a pay-per-view star. So if you're not that, and then also remember, he's not like a, if we're just gonna call it what it, he's not a knockout artist. Like he's not must-see TV.

His defense is insane. He does volume punches and he melts guys, but he's not gonna be a guy that's getting performance of the night bonuses with knockouts. So for the UFC, like, think about Derek Lewis has been- It's not a highlight reel. No. He's an amazing fighter, one of the best to ever do at middleweight, but he's not like

Derek Lewis who win, lose or draw, he's the main event because he has a history of knockouts. Like Derek Lewis has been the main event more time, a history of knockouts. Like Derrick Lewis has been the main event more time, like same, I forget what the status, but Derrick Lewis has been the main event same times as like Anderson Silva, John Jones, like he's been the main event so many times and you look at his record, but that's because he's entertaining. He's a knockout artist. For Strickland, not a knockout artist, you're kind of a decision melter guy, even though, you know, I love to watch, it's one of my favorites, but to the general masses, and you're talking about fighter pay,

it can get tough, man. But that same thing that made him great can also be a curse. Like all of us. Because the UFC's- Great strength can be your biggest weakness. Yeah. Our biggest liability.

Yeah. So the UFC's going, oh, you're still talking about fighter pay cool watch this watch what happens And it's a bummer. There's nothing you can do One game in time Yeah, yeah, I don't Yeah, it's gonna be curious what they do with him because he's a massive star in the middleweight division, but that and maybe he did come out and say this because they offer him Paulo Costa and not the title shot, you know, he's like, oh, it's fucked up dude. He probably you know, was feeling himself and

Blurred that out cost is coming off a little bit lost. They both are I know So and then they said if Shumai of wins his fight against Robert Whitaker. He's next in line and then also DDP and Izzy, that's for sure, that's the fight, that's who's getting the rematch. So I think for Strickland, he's like, hold up, you're just gonna leave me out? All right, fuck it, now I ain't fighting Paulo Costa. Because he was expecting a shot at the kind of-

It's such a rough game. But you make it rougher on yourself. And you lose that close decision, you still look great. You know what I mean? I thought he won that fight. Yeah. I thought he won that fight. That's what I mean. It doesn't matter. But I think. In the game, man, still one of the best to do it. Like just. Oh, he's top three.

Either way. Yeah, top three. Killer. And, and, and you relegate him to the sidelines and except for me, I love watching Strickland. I think he's so exciting. I just love, I from a pure technique standpoint. His defense.

Great. I just love watching him. But then think about it. If you're Strickland, so DDP and Izzy are I just love, I from a pure technique stance, defense, great. Just love watching them. But then think about it. If you're Strickland, so DDP and Izzy are fighting next for the title. That's not for a while. They haven't announced it yet, but that's the fight.

And then you got to wait for Robert Whitaker and Shumayev to fight. Again, they're guaranteed that if Shumayev wins and I'm sure if Robert Whitaker, but that's, you know, the title eliminator fight. Okay. So you got this fight that's not announced yet. It's probably three months away. The other fight, they still got to fight Shumayev and Robert Whitaker. Okay. Well, that's by the time they fight their next in line, you're looking at six, seven months, the year's over. So Strickland is going to have to, let's just do the math. Strickland now is going to have to, let's just do the math. Strictly now is he going to have to be Paulo Costa and then

somebody else. So he says, no, the cost of fight. So, well, they go, oh, no, he's going to do it, right? He's going to do it. Do it. Eventually he'll do it. They might come up a little bit in the money or not, but either. So let's say there's Costa and then that next one, that next one where he comes undeniable for the title shot, they're going to go, what's the worst matchup possible? What's one he might be an underdog in? Not before, like with Alex Peer, you never heard him talk about fighting. It's been fun. Now they're going to give Strickland some wrestler, just strict wrestler.

Or you know, Robert Whitaker's a tough matchup. Robert Whitaker loses to Shumayev, they could give him him, he's a very tough matchup for him. Yeah, but that's a show stopper too. That's not a bad thing in a way. I have to say this, Paula Costa's still a very exciting fighter. I think Strickland beats him. Yeah, me too.

He's better. I think he has a higher fight IQ, I think he's better. I think he's better, yeah. Just don't have the power, but I think Strickland beats him. I think Costa's, I I think he's better, yeah. Yeah. Just don't have the power, but I think- I think Costa's, I think, it's funny, because Costa got away from what got him to the dance, which is pressure and just banging. Like it's a bare-knuckle fight, like he did with the OL.

He's so rugged. It's tough to do that against Robert Whitaker, with his style. Is it? He's never standing in front of you? And then he's a counterpuncher, and with his footwork, he leads you in, and it lights out. So you gotta be, and that's his thing in front of you. And then he's a counter puncher and with his footwork, he leads you in and it lights out. So you gotta be, and that's his thing.

And he hits. You gotta be very careful with that. So you gotta be, he was controlling that and he looked great. But yeah, for Strickland, they're gonna, when you do this, depending on how they feel right now, but when I saw it and as a fan, I'm like, oh no, I know how this goes.

Damn. And he's a guy who's not gonna be quiet either. So if they're like, hey, you're doing this, I know how this goes. Damn. And he's a guy who's not gonna be quiet either. So if they're like, hey, you're doing this, then he's gonna let you know. And UFC knows that. Yeah. So they're gonna be smart with the emails, smart with the offers, but you'll see, watch.

It's a shame, dude. It's a fucking, that's the game though. It bums me out. I do think that there's a way to have, I think there's a way to fight and, or a way to be smart about your disgruntledness. And when you take to social media and when you take to the public square, you can complain about the matchups.

That's fine. Yeah. The number one red flag we can't do. Not publicly. It's like talking about, you know, uh, the, you know, the lockdowns back in the day on YouTube. You can talk about anything, but you start talking about that stuff and you're getting flagged.

I guess. With the UFC, you start talking about the only thing that they don't tolerate number one, fighter pay. You're screwed. Number two is missing weight. Those are the two biggies. He never misses weight. We don't have to worry about that. Hey, such a big thing. It's not though, but it's not, it's not anymore.

Fighters, those days are done for them. It is. It's everything. No, it's over. If it was everything, you guys would have done something about it. You know, it's a bummer. I'm so curious because he's not the guy that back. He did make seven figures for the, for the DDP fight. So, He did make seven figures for the DDP fight. So. No. No. Isn't that what it said? Did he?

Yeah, so it was over 500,000 pay-per-views. He came to the event as champion, made seven figures despite losing. You know. So he's making money, but then to get, to be offered like, let's say, 150, 150 or something. Is that what it is? Well, we don't know, but we're assume it's 150, 150.

Way less than 500. You're not the champ anymore though. Big difference. Big difference. Big difference. Still a draw. Oh yeah. Right?

If it's not bigger now. Yeah. Still a big draw, so you should get a little piece of that. No. Just have a decency. No, no. No, that's not the contract. No, no, no, no.

No piece of the pay per view at all. No, no. You have to be champ to get pay per view. You do. Have to, unless you're Conor McGregor have to they'll pay you Whatever they want. Well, no, you'll just the contract that you agreed to Remember he has a contract he agreed to so there's the champ contract. Yeah, if you're champ, this is your pay Yeah, if you're not champ, this is your pay you signed that contract Yeah, that's bad like the time to get upset is when you were negotiating that.

Not when they offer it to you. It's just- But to his defense, yeah, I agree to that. He feels like he has no- No, but to his defense, like, yeah, I agree to that. Meaning you give me enough time to get prepared for the fight. This is a short notice fight.

You're not giving me 12 weeks notice. It's on short notice. Seven weeks. Seven weeks, which is a short notice. Very short, yeah. And which is a short notice. Yeah And it's a big fight Because you you give Strickland 12 week camp. He beats him all day. I bet Betty on him all day all day He's always training though. So I feel like he's a guy who could do it and get away with it

But watch it. Let's see how they do it with him You know that way cut for cost has got to be a motherfucker a Let's see how they do it with them. You know, that way cut for cost has got to be a motherfucker, a motherfucker, not so much for Strickland. How big is Strickland when you, when you're with him in person, is he walking around? No, he's not big dude.

Yeah, maybe, maybe right? Yeah, not Paul Acosta on the other hand is just thick and muscled his head alone with, but even the fighters got into Vegas yesterday and there's a video of Alex, Piera and, um, uh,iera and Jamal. You can tell they're both like sucking weight. Like Jamal's face looks completely different. You can see his cheekbones already. That's a big cut for him. That's a bitch. Well, I don't know if it's a big cut, but he's... 25 pounds. Should we do our picks? You want to do some picks? I might even throw throw some money we get bet on ones that we disagree with me as I throw money down some I mean

The only one I know we're been on right now is the main event. Well, we can keep we can go through it Everybody come. All right. Let's start. Well, you want to go through let's start. Let's start. I'll start Oh, we just go the Bobby green Jim Miller fight. No, man, you're missing a ton. That's why I'm gonna do this figurino and Cody Garbrandt Um, I don't know enough about figurino. Um used to be the champ. Yeah, I'm gonna go figurino And you said you don't know much about it the only reason you're going with him cuz I said he used to be champ Your piece of shit. That's why these baddies are coming off a win. I believe yes. Yeah. Yeah, very tough fight for Cody very tough and that's and I'm telling you that and you don't even know who the fuck I'm bringing up figurine

Oh, let me make sure I think Yet he had the battles man. He's the battles with Brandon Marino, right? Yeah Yeah, he fought Marno like three times. Mm-hmm. And Moreno came out. One was a draw. One was a draw and then Moreno. Lost the second one.

No, Moreno beat him two out of three. Can I see Figuerito, please? Yeah. His face? Yeah, Moreno lost twice to Figuerito. No, Moreno beat him twice. No. Moreno lost twice. Moreno lost the two. Moreno beat him twice. No. Moreno lost twice.

Moreno lost two. Moreno won. He lost twice. You know that guy. I know exactly who he is. He's a savage. Savage. But what's his nickname?

Does he have a nickname? He's a monster. I don't know if he has a nickname. He's a fucking monster. It's a tough fight for him. Yeah, that's a tough one. Oh, God of War. Yeah, he's also 36.

Interesting. 36 at that weight is a nightmare. It's a tough fight for. Yeah. That's a, that's a tough one. Oh, God of War. Yeah. He's also 36. Interesting. 36 at that weight is a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Yeah. Cody could get a dunk to the hits like a Mack truck, but if you know.

Yeah, dude is tough. So, so, so he'll go back from each in, but if you look B, so, so he lost some Moreno the last time. I'm sorry. Then he beat him. Then he lost. Yes. He lost twice.

Okay. I'm sorry. You're right. Look at that though. Yes. He lost twice. Okay. I'm sorry. You're right. Look at that though draw They lost twice you beat him fuck he fought him four times. Mm-hmm. They were great though I had no issues crazy fights. I don't remember. That's fine though. No, I do remember I saw every one of them actually I Remember Moreno saying maybe not this time, but I will be champion eventually. I thought it was heartbreaking when he lost the, I mean.

No, he said that one after his last one. Is that what he said? Yeah. Let's move on, Jim. But we both, I'm not gonna bet. I want Cody to win, absolutely. I wouldn't put money on it, though, but my heart's with Cody.

Bobby Green. Bobby Green, Jim Miller. Is that that at 45 or 55 like we're 55. Huh? Jim Miller's 55. Yeah, Jim Miller. This is his swan song. Do you remember Jim Miller fought at UFC 100? You have to do 200 talk. You're seeing 300 rugged son of a bitch I saw I think his name Martin asked him he's gonna fight at 400. He goes, maybe it's the ring card girl Yeah, I mean Tough tough for him to deal with Bobby green on his feet. He's an underdog. Yeah tough I don't know what Bobby green is doing right now, but Bobby greens tough guy to connect on If Jim Miller can get him on the ground, I got Jim Miller grappling over Bobby green all day. Yeah, who's gonna win the fight, bud?

I'm probably Bobby green, but I'll take I mean he's the favorite but I'll take Jim Miller there. There you go That's a good that's good. You should as a loyal as a loyal USC fan. There's nothing wrong with betting on Jim Miller Jalen Turner McConnell's a fun one. We won't bet on that You serve Diego Lopez great fight might be the fight of the night. We won't bet on that. All right, Holly home Kayla Harrison I'll go Kayla Harrison. I'll go. I'll go Kayla Harrison. I think that's a lot for Holly to deal with, even though Kayla's sucking weight. I don't know how she's going to suck their kind of weight, but

I think it's an easier suck. Here's a minus four 25. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know how Holly deals with that. When she grabs ahold of her, that's a tough fight for her. I could see Holly winning it, but she, she's also 41 42. I think 42.

Yeah. Yeah. I got Kayla too, so we'll bet on that one. All right, Calvin Kater and, uh, I think it's a tough fight for I could see Holly winning it, but she she's also 41 42. I think 42. Yeah Yeah, I got Kayla to so won't bet on that one. All right Calvin cater and Aljo I'm going Calvin cater. I'll take Aljo. Really? Yeah, I'm going Calvin. Okay, I'll take Aljo I think Calvin cater is a very rugged very good striker and I think I Think I'm going to-

That's pretty good. He's going plus 140 is not bad. Calvin's a little bigger framed naturally. And I think that plays a factor too. He's a little bigger. I'll take Aljo and that. So the only ones we different. So I got Jim Miller, I got Aljo.

So when he's be writing these down, so Monday we can go over it. Yuri and Rakackett? I don't know. I don't know. Rackett coming off of injury? Yeah, who did Rackett fight last? May injured his knee.

That's a good question, but I forgot to. Yuri's last fight, he lost to the champ, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think Rakic's favorite in this too. Yeah. Oh close minus 120 plus 100. So Yur Yuri's favorite actually isn't he? No. Oh no. Okay. I'm sorry. Yeah You want to skip that one? Yeah, it's too close. What do you think? Ah the tough fight? Yeah, I probably go with Yuri Bonico Cody Branded Brundage we won't bet on if I'm Cody but if you want to take Cody if I'm if I'm Cody I'm all I'm doing is I'm going Listen the guys afraid to stand with me. He's terrified. They've all tried that they've all tried that

Yeah, well, yeah, they're not seven B. You know what I'm saying? He just is afraid of my hands It's the only thing Mary bow when his last fight knocked out though. Yeah, I know I'll knock you out You're so worried about his wrestling and he can strike. Oh, this is a phone Armin versus Charles Olivera. Charles, for whatever reason, big dog. Sarukin. You gotta go Sarukin. I don't know how Charles deals with Makachev, you know. No, it's Sarukin. I know, but it's similar.

It's just a nightmare. The way he controls you on the ground, your hips and your head. Good luck. I mean, out of all the dogs I could see Charles Olivera when in that he's amazing Charles Olivera is amazing You know I I root for him every time I just think These fucking dagestanis have something going on and he can strike I Don't know

This is a picture of Armin. He's, I don't know if this is real. It looks, but this is, he posted this. No, that's what he looks like. No, that's his body. That's his body. He looks so jacked though. Yeah. That's that, that's Armin.

That's a lifetime of wrestling and training all day long in the hills of. What do you think? Georgia. You think that's a filter chin? I just don't know. He looks, he looks so big here, like bigger than normal. Well, he's probably when he's walking around, he's probably 190. I mean, he looks jacked here too, but. He's short, but he here like bigger than normal. Well, he's probably

He looks jacked here too, he's short but he's always shred yeah Yeah, he's all he's never not in shape never ever not in shape. Yeah, you know what you're right Yeah, I could definitely see Charles winning that one, but I wouldn't put money on it. I could I could Charles can win that yeah I mean I'll bet on'll bet on that. Striking wise and just. Yeah, he's so dangerous on the ground. So dangerous. I don't know if your Jiu-Jitsu is good here when you're against Tsurukien. We'll find out. You know, I just don't think your bottom gain can do much when he's got your hips either

up in the air or pinned to the ground. It's the transitions. Yeah. That's why he's the, I mean, as the most submission victories. Yeah. I mean, he's amazing on the ground. You can, I could see Charles pulling something out. I'll bet on Charles.

Do it now. Is it the smart bet? Am I seeing Charles you can win? No. What we're doing here, I'll take Charles. He definitely pulled out. I would love a lot of dogs. I think it's going to be a nightmare at 55 for everybody.

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Yep. I got max hallway. Really? Yep. Justin's again, I go with the bigger frame guy. You always go with size. Well when they have similar skill sets and, and that's why I think you're wrong. Justin hits so hard. I think you're wrong. You really, you think a max is a better striker? I way better. Really? Yes. Hmm. I don't know better. When you bring in kicks and everything, Justin Gagey, we're talking about MMA fighting. I think Justin Gagey is as effective a striker. I'm talking know better. When you bring in kicks and everything, Justin Gaethje, we're talking MMA

fighting. I think Justin Gaethje is as effective a striker. I'm talking MMA too. We're only talking MMA. His kicks and punches, the way he puts it together. Let's go through this. So his kicks, right? Yeah. And Justin's like an amazing kicker. Yes. He's good, right?

Low kicks. So good. Yeah. Right. But is he better than Jose Aldo? At kicking, just talking about kicking. He's bigger. It's a big difference. Again, get rid of size. Who's a better kicker? I mean Josie Aldo might be the best of all time right? Yeah, yeah. That's all we beat him twice but let's keep going. No, it's a bad bad. Yeah, bad match over. Your math is bad. I know bad right? No because you can't.

But no let's keep going with six. He's a much smaller man. Yeah let's keep going with his techniques. No but he's much smaller. You got to get over the size thing. You do though. No, but it's much now. You gotta get over the size thing You do though. No, you don't Justin Gaethje's much bigger than Alex Alex Alex Volkovsky better kicker than Justin Gaethje, uh Better fighter probably better kicker though, right you'd say that I Don't know man. Justin Gaethje's low kicks are pretty fucking, you know, pretty dead analysis. Okay. So let's go with that. Justin Gage, he can put his hands on your face and his, and his shins on your legs,

as well as pretty much dirt, certainly as well as max Holloway. If you look at his, his fights, he's really, really good at it. And so if we want, so this is where you're going to lose this argument. Okay. Right. And I love having this conversation and educating you. Please. So if we go to strikes landed for Max Holloway with just hands compared to Justin Gaethje,

you're talking a stratosphere of difference. You know why, Baba? You're going to say because he's lighter. He's a knockout. Sure. With less everything. Sure. When you get close to Justin and you start playing that game with Justin and you start getting hit

In round two when you're you're not seeing straight. It's very different consideration sure and I Say let me ask you this one the greatest fires of all time. Yes, do we think? that Since we know this right that if you get an exchange with Justin Gaethjes, he'll knock you out. Yeah, we know this, that if you get in an exchange with Justin Gage, he's gonna knock you out. We know this. We know this. Do we assume that his camp knows this?

We definitely assume his camp knows this. Do we assume that being the better striker, lighter on the feet, better boxer, do we assume that he's gonna avoid that? So I'd love to say yes. Here's why we're not gonna assume that. Here's why I'm gonna bring you through this Because max Holloway and the reason you love max Holloway is because he doesn't take that into consideration He's very smart fighter very good fighter

But at the end of the day the reason he's so exciting is that he will stand and bang Mmm, this is evil toe to toe with you and sit in a foam booth and bang just as he does with everything he does No, that's what didn't do it again screen zombie. Sorry part everything he does. Nope. That's what makes him such an incredible. Didn't do it again. Screen zombie. Sorry? Pick them apart. Pick them apart. Sure. Sure.

I don't think he does that with Justin Gaethje because Justin is very athletic and I think he's stronger and bigger. And you have to take that into consideration. Stronger, bigger, more power must be taken into consideration. And what else needs to be in consideration is speed technique. I don't know. Stronger, bigger, more power must be taken into consideration. And what else needs to be in consideration is speed technique. I don't know about, I don't know that Justin Gaethje's technique is that far behind Max Holloway as a striker, Bubba.

Then we don't have that. I mean, I'm thinking about him. Yeah, if you believe that, we have nothing to talk about. Well, I mean, when you talk about how he, he fought a guy named Dustin Poirier. Yeah. Yeah. War. He bangs and causes problems.

Why was it a war? It takes two guys to have a war, right? Yeah. That's why. Yeah. But so you think, so you think Max Holloway is going to come with the same game plan as Dustin Poirier and play that game? I think Max Holloway is going to have to have that game.

Completely disagree. He's gonna have to. Oh, I couldn't disagree more. But he's gonna have to. And risk losing? It's not his choice, Bubba. I want to be on your side. I love him.

Don't you understand, sir, that Justin Gaethje is going to press the action and I'm gonna put a lot of money on this. And I hate to do it, but I gotta. Now, do you wanna bet on this? Yeah, that's what we're doing, dude. So you're telling me that you think Max Holloway is gonna eke out this win.

Yeah, I think he beats him in decision. Really? Now, he's a dog for a reason. He's a dog. But, and I wish you were want, I wish you were right. I do, but you gotta go. So over, uh, his strike, when he won the interim belt, his striking was as good as I've seen Justin Gage.

He was as good and accurate as I've seen his kicking and striking was, was a thing of beauty. Interesting. You don't think so. I mean, it was beautiful. He hits, he's, he's in out his strike. He's the most violent guy I've ever seen in the octagon. Most fun. Yeah. Technical wise. So this is where we're different. Technical wise, there's Izzy, there's wonder boy, there's Alex Piera, there's Max Holloway.

To me, like there's those guys that are technicians and there's a big difference from being a technician and then being chaotic. I would say something different. I would say you're talking about two different styles of fighting. I actually think you're talking about the guys you mentioned for the most part like Izzy, they might be fighting a little bit of a different distance because they're using their feet so much in a lot of different ways. I think Justin does best at that mid distance where he's able to box like Dustin Poirier is, right?

That's significant because that's where the damage is caused for whatever reason. Yes, you can cut damage. Now remember, all those guys I've mentioned, world champions. All those guys I mentioned, world champions outside of the UFC, except for Max Holloway. Yeah, high level strikers.

High level strikers. But some would say the highest. But when you think of Max Holloway. Yeah. High level strikers. And striking. High level strikers. Yeah. But some would say the highest. But when you think of Max Holloway, Bubba, you think not of kicking. You think of his punching. Two are false. Oh yeah. No, he's not going to kick him. Right. And so for him to punch, he's got to be where?

In that mid distance where he's got to exchange with Justin Gagey. He can stay on the outside. He cany. Hmm. Can stay on the outside. You can avoid kicks. You can stay on the outside for just so long in a five round fight. You're going to be in mid distance. You're going to be in exchanges. Now I'm going to give you a chance to back out of this and come over to my side. No, I'll take Max Holloway. You sure?

Yeah. You're going to lose this one now. I mean, he's underdogged for a reason, but I'll take Max Holloway. I like your spirit. Over four and a half is minus one 25. So they think this isn't a good decision. I like your spirit. I like your attitude and your spirit. I'm going to take your money. Yeah. I think if it goes to decision, it's definitely Max. Yeah. I think if it's under five rounds yet, then your boy Justin wins. Even a decision. And I, and I fear for Max's face

and head and this one. I fear for it So the ones were so I'll take Charles. I'll take max I'm thinking all the underdogs. I love you. I love it. Well, it's the only way we have a show Right, but if you if you if you had to be up I just take the you had to be a stone-cold assassin about it gun to your head You're I wouldn't bet on it. You wouldn't bet on no would not bet on master. That's fair head I wouldn't bet on it you wouldn't know would not bet on mass fair that's fair I would not bet on that Justin yeah if it was like real betting that's that's under the head I wouldn't know you're being respectful I went bet on Justin Maxx the one I would bet on is Alex and

Hill oh okay I would actually put my money on that okay like real you would not put money on on Olivera Tsurin? You just don't know enough? Nope. There's just two up in the air. Even though Armand should win, Charles in the transition can catch him in a dark something crazy. Sure. And a strike, and striking.

Tsurukin's a good striker, but I think Charles is everything. Charles with his flying knees. He's so dangerous. He's just as good in a lot of ways. Yeah, you don't want to bet against him. Yep. Champion. he's so dangerous. Yeah, you don't want to bet against him. Yep, champion. Okay, so.

The one I put like actual my, like real hard earned money on would be the main event. Really? Yeah. Okay, I got my breakdown of that. Love to hear it. If you say he's tough one more time, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

No, I'm not gonna say he's tough. Now, I gotta get your pick. I think you're going Alex Pierre, right? Yeah? Yes. So I'm gonna go Hill. Now, I think you're going to Alex Pierre. Yeah. Yes. So I'm going to go Hill. Now I'm going to go through the liabilities. The one thing that makes me nervous about Hill is he, he tends to lean over that front foot.

He's front foot heavy for some reason, a lot of times. I don't know if it's a habit or if it's a strategy to bring somebody in, but if he does that and he, he has enough weight on his, on his front foot, Alex Piero is going to kick the fucking shit out of that. Go to Alex for me. That leg so many times it's gonna be ridiculous. But if not I think I think our boy Hill is gonna be throwing just as many kicks low and high and he's gonna be throwing that

one two down the pipe. I think you're going to be surprised at how many kicks he'll throws coming off this injury. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're super concerned with that. Everyone should be.

Yeah. And then remember he's not exactly, you know, it's only been nine months. It's been nine months. It's been 15 months since he fought last. So you got ring rust and you got the injury. So you got all those things going against you. Even if he was a hundred percent,

remember this isn't gonna be an MMA match. It's gonna be a striking match. So just take our biases out of it. If it's a striking match, and I told you one guy is one of the very best to ever put gloves on and strike with somebody is a glory world champion knocked out Izzy in just a striking glory match.

Nightmare. And then if I told you, this is his resume. He only has a few fights in the UFC. He has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. He has eight fights in the UFC. You would say, who has he fought? I went, I'm glad you asked you, stupid fuck. He has fought Sean Strickland, knocked him out cold. You like Sean Strickland's defense, right? I fought Sean Strickland knocked him out cold you like Sean Strickland's

I love Sean some would say the best right? Oh, man. I've never seen anything like it Billy shell. What happened? I'm amazing dude barely gets here. What? So I'll get hit Got knocked out right quick Storched, okay, so you got that then, so he fights Sean Strickland. And then he fights Izzy. But Izzy won. He knocked him out for the second time.

And then he fights Izzy again, gets wild, loses. Probably one of my favorite fights of all time. And then he fights Jan at 205 at light heavyweight. He beats Jan, pretty good grappler, right? We saw what he did to Izzy. Real good grapp can pretty good grappler, right? We saw we did real good real good big boy to write big boy pretty big boy And they fight to Yuri who was the champ and he TKO'd him pretty easily. Yeah So just look at strength of schedule now, let's go at let's go to Jamal Hill strength of schedule now knocked out Johnny Walker And what's he ranked? He's up and down right Johnny's a big boy though

doesn't matter over over in st. Prue not even in the top 30 Brian so you're actually keep going I like this you've gone but big and strong Paul Craig got his arm broke off it's like heavyweight so they're all big and strong so that's not how it's on toes falling on hard times So if you go through his record, Thiago, Johnny Walker, Jimmy Crewt, lost to Paul Craig, OSP. Picked Glover apart, but Glover is the end of his career. Glover is 79 years old. He is 79. He is 79.

You know what I'm saying? When you look at strength of schedule and you look at Alex and then we know this is going to be a striking match. Yeah. I'm all you're not You might now you're talking about Jamal Hills a brown belt and you did too. He's grappling He's don't be surprised if it goes to the ground Don't be surprised a part of the game plan For the first time ever in the square is to take for a first time ever down which is not easy to do by the way

Not easy. It's not easy to do. Hard to take Alex down. But can be done. Yeah, so his best win by far is Johnny Walker who's 7-0. Yeah. Hmm. What Alex Bear has done in

what it's two year span is fucking nuts. Well, we'll never see this again. He's so special. It's wild. You think he's that? And then remember, saying all this,

we gotta assume Jamal's not 100% after nine months. So remember, even if he was 100%, I told you, she'd be like, God, that'd be a tough fight for him. Now he's coming off on a blown out Achilles heel injury in nine months. I'm going to go. It's just hard to bet. I have a thing about Jamal Hill. I'm going to go with Jamal Hill. I'll tell you another reason. Is black. I beat you to it. Huh? I don't see colors. What else you got? I don't see colors. I know. I think Jamal Hill is as tough as they come.

I'll give them that rather inflammatory. I believe Jamal Hill has a bit of a championship mindset. I think he has this, I think he's got that, that thing where he rises to the occasion. He's his best when all the pressure's on, you know, it's wild. You know, it's stupid about that statement at this level, UFC 300? Is you're assuming the guy who's a multi-divisional champion doesn't. You fucking moron, right? Now hold on. So that wouldn't work here.

That's not an advantage, is it? It's got to work. Now hold on. When you go, I just think he has a champion mindset. Hold on. The guy you're talking he's fighting against is the champion of not only light heavyweight, but middleweight, and then have that champion mindset in glory as well. You get man crushes and it tends to blur your eyesight. Now listen, you have a thing for Alex and I understand why. I do too.

I love the way he looks. I love his head. I don't think he's that handsome. No, it's not that. But he just, he's just like everything else. We just like, I like everything about him. No, no, no. This is, this one's very black and white. He's water Bubba. He's just got something to him and just, and can I tell you something? You're so many snake oil. No, no, no. I get, I'm going to say it and you're going to get mad at me. Hey, real quick. Are you Diego Sanchez's coach? Are you that guy? No.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you just said he's water? He's just, there's something loose about him and he's just up there. His boxing is very good. But he's just loose. His one two's dice. And that hurts when he kicks with that looseness. And by the way, look at the difference in size.

That's so crazy. That's so crazy. But look, Bob, listen, he's loose and I'm feeling as though I get John Jones vibes. I do. I'm feeling like I'm get John Jones vibes. I do I Get this kind of thing where he's creative in there. He's doing creative shit He's just he gets better and better. You know what I love about Jamal Hill Every time he wins he goes I got so much work to do

He's always going back to the drawing time he wins, he goes, I got so much work to do. He's always going back to the drawing board, always going back to the drawing board. And by the way, how much you want to put on it, man? I want to put, I want the record show. Brian only does this if it's a black guy. You only fall in the, To me, this is so black

and white. Like when you look at their credentials, it's so black and white. No pun intended. Whenever it's a black guy, you won't shut the fuck up. That is not your obsession with everything. I get it. I get it. Russians. I get all the strap beards. If Amish beards Brian Brian will jack off to any black guy Whatever sport is and if it's Dagestani wrestling you for some weird reason think it's better than American Do you know what Bo nickel would do to your stupid fucking dag staying wrestling? Well, cuz he's done it. We haven't seen it yet. But yeah, no, he's done it. We can do we and look it up Yeah, he's gone against austinian. He's a monster Bo nicles is the future

But look do you want to you're gonna put money on on alex para here? Yeah two grand sure I need my money back. What am I down? Am I down three grand? Three grand. Yeah, do you want to go three? Yeah called whole i've spent the money already on car parts Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, I know. go three? Yeah. Called whole. I've spent the money already on car parts. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I know. Yeah, that hurts me. I need my money back.

So three, so three grand. Because I know you're, you, you, I need to put a, a governor on how much money you spend on all the bullshit in your trucks. So that's my thing. So we'll bet three grand. Three grand. I got you ma.

You know. The other fights we'll just see who was right on. Now remember I'm taking most of the dogs here. So I'll probably get grand. Three grand. I got Jamal. You know. The other fights we'll just see who is right on. Now remember, I'm taking most of the dogs here, so I'll probably get some of those wrong. I respect your dog picks. The only favorite I'm taking is Alex. And that one to me is very black and white, and it's, I just don't like what I'm seeing.

Now let me ask you this, because you got your ear closer to the street. Do you know some shit I don't know on this? On Tumah Hill? Okay. No, no, no. Because sometimes guys have injuries and, like that's a very early time to come back.

I mean that's very surprising. Don't backpedal now, because you were just, no, it's sweet black skin and it moves like water. No, no, no, I never, because his body, like I'm not that turned on by his, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay. But otherwise he's very underwhelming body wise. Super underrated too. He doesn't get the respect he deserves.

Did he play any college basketball? Or was it just high school? That's racist. No, because he was, ball was his thing. Homeboys got, homeboys athletic. Don't call him homeboy either man. Fuck sakes. Come on.

Hold on. You're the one who brought this black, white thing in. But let, yeah, you're digging yourself deeper. Hey, no, hold on, let's go over this real quick. He's a native. Let's just, so the people listen. Chin brings up a picture of Jamal Hill, who's African American. Right away, Brian goes, did he play basketball?

No, I. Cool. No, no, let me keep going. I read that he did. No, let me keep going. He passed for the basketball career. Hold on, did he play basketball? And then the next follow-up was he looks athletic. No, no, he, he was a basketball prospect, which means I need to know about his athletic

history and I believe he was a basketball prospect. Now I don't know what that means. Uh, he graduated from Rogers high school in Wyoming, Michigan. After passing on basketball career at Davenport university, which probably means he wasn't very exceptional at basketball. Cause Davenport university is not, not a powerhouse. No. Yeah. It's not the Alabama.

You probably not going to have a career if you're playing at Davenport university, meaning playing in the pros. Sure. Now there's some outliers, but in general, if you're coming out of Davenport, see what division that is, Jen. He's probably just clicked on it. Black line, Brazilian. Davenport, see what division that is, Jen. He's black.

If you just click on it. Black line. Brazil. Davenport, you just click on that. Yeah. Is this, it has to be a small school. Is it private? Their division too.

Yeah. So basketball probably was in the cards for him as far as playing in the NBA. Cause they're starting five at Duke. don't make it to the NBA. So Davenport's gonna be a fucking tough time, right? It's D2. Yeah and basketball. It's a nightmare. Yeah What is the D2 and D1 in? In what like just like that it depends on sports and basketball it's everything in football it's everything in lacrosse there's not a huge difference

yeah in wrestling not a huge difference no there's some fucking good wrestlers like the Juco guys are badass too but when it comes to football and basketball it's two different sports Brian okay I can't wait for you have seen in sports, Brian. Okay. I can't wait for UFC. Jim do this for me. What's up? Search this. Who was the last division two basketball player

to get drafted in the NBA? There might not be any. It's so tough to make the NBA. If you came out of North Carolina Tar Heels. No that's not working. That's fine. It's so tough to make them be if you came out of North Carolina tar heels It's crazy last division to basketball player to get drafted yeah it to the NBA Has any, yeah, go to that. Okay. When Ball ended up attending Bridgeport University D2 program, Ball became, there's one.

Oh my God. Only one and he was 7'6". What the fuck? That's not even him right there. That picture is not even of him. It's not. That's a picture of Wallace, Ben Wallace. How weird.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Division 2 basketballs that made it. Do you know any of these guys? This is currently. Okay. They go from division two, then they go that MBDL or whatever it is.

So there's a few guys. Yeah, a couple. But you get my point, right? Get your point. Is the point made? It's fucking hard. Yeah, nobody from Davenport. No.

I'd say he wasn't gonna get at Basco. I'm sure he's undersized's undersized to unless he was a guard. By the way, this is insane that six four year undersized. Anyhow, Earl the pearl Monroe what though he's a legend. You get the point though. Yeah, and that way and that hold on. That's just a list of Earl the pearl Monroe what though he's a legend you get the point though right Yeah, and that way in that hold on that's just a list of guys playing the NBA from Division two

It didn't say anything about getting drafted Yeah, cuz now you compete with the European dudes who make him a lot of the draft On top of the D1 players on top of the NBA DLA How do you think Alex gets it done? He's just knockout knockout. Cause it's going to be a striking match. It's not going to be MMA. It's going to kick that front foot a lot.

No, in certain fights, like whether it's Izzy, um, and we can go through the list, yeah, Strickland really like it's gone from it's, it's not really MMA. You're not using all the arts. Like it's become these four ounce striking match. If you're, if you're a, Jim all hills corner, are you telling him to try to wrestle him? I don't know his, his wrestling pedigree. We've never, I don't think we've ever really seen him shoot either.

And to do it at UFC 300 is dicey. Yes. Oh, you've never done it. Do it now. Yeah. Now I'm sure he's doing him practice and shit and he's all Alex isn't the easiest to take down. He's not He's not he's also been training with Glover So the you know, you want to you want to get him early if you're gonna attempt take down because he's training

You know take down the fence to take it on stop. It's always working on take down. I mean Yeah, could be interesting I'm excited. I can't yeah. Could be interesting. I'm excited. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. What do you got, Chin? There's an app, it's called Fieldcraft Survival Could Save Your Life.

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All right. Credits. Yes, sir. First one. First one's about our boy, Jelly Roll. So apparently he was literally about to take a meeting with Diddy and was walking down the hall to do so, but said he got some bad vibes and turned around

and went back to the car. Wow. How long ago was that though? Uh, I doesn't say when, but he said, he knows that telling this might stir up a little trouble, but he felt like he had to say it. Uh, he said he tried to play off the citrus by awkwardly joking. who don't want to meet

the guy that killed that got two pot kills. I don't even know if that's the picture. Oh, he didn't want to take a picture of them. Yeah. I wonder how long ago that was. There was always rumors. See now when the FBI comes to your house like that, something's up.

You know? Yeah, I should text Joey. I wonder how long ago that was. Like was it recent? Like yeah, you're not gonna take a meeting with him in Miami right now. Probably gonna lay low. Yeah.

Well. There's that video of Diddy and Bieber meeting up in, and he's touching him for wires. He's like, damn dog, what's happening? And he's like, keeps touching like his chest, the bat, his bat, like no one touches somebody like that, but he keeps pressing his shirt to make sure he's not wired. What? Yeah. Diddy.

Yeah. He's like, what's up, man? He's like, dude, good to see. And you can just see him keep touching him to feel for why. Yeah, it's funny. What else you got, Jen? Here we go. Here's another one.

So Dave Portnoy, he bet 600K on UConn to win, ended up winning, cashing for 2.16. Says it's the biggest win of his life and said he never even doubted he would lose the bet. But here's my question. Is this considered gambling? When you have's my question, is this considered gambling? When you have that much money, is it really gambling? It's still the thrill of the bet. $2.6 million is a lot of money for anybody.

Because even though somebody might be worth that much money because they have a company, it doesn't mean they have access to that much cash, right? Remember, he sold for so much, and he got like 500 million. Yeah. And then he sold it back But you put it in trust. He has that money in investing. He has that my ass man He has that money, but still to bet six hundred and win two point six is I don't give a fuck who you're that's a big deal That's why Otani's been on the games goddamn billionaire. Just likes the juice

Now we know yeah, Nothing's gonna happen. That's my guy. Computer's a little slow, so hopefully this video will play. This is a nine year old girl, guys. Dead lifted 165 pounds. What? Three times her pocket.

She's nine? That is, what? And she's not like super jacked either. She's tall. Known as the youngest and strongest Indian. Let me refresh. God, what age did they start her at? I don't know.

Wish I could see the technique. Insane. Whoa, whoa, Jen. Sure. It's clear the computer. Whoa. Whoa. Jen. Sure. It's good. The computer's like not one 65. She's a little thing too. I mean, they must have started at what six.

Yeah. I don't know the rules in India, but I said, I don't know how they do it in India, but maybe they start at five. So she's, she's a, it says she began powerlifting in 2021 when she set the record for nation's youngest dead lifter by hoisting nearly a hundred pounds. That's wild. That's strong. That's for a man or boy or girl, right?

Yeah. Her dad hopes she'll one day be the pride and joy at the Olympics. I mean, yeah. Wow. Good chance. But those girls get thick now. The ones that are doing the power lifting.

But she's not big at all. I know, that's what's impressive, but in order to push them weights, you're gonna have to get thick. Yeah. Especially at that level when they start power cleaning and dead lifting. Yeah.

Them girls get thick. Well, you're gonna you're gonna you gotta take your Wheaties you gotta eat your wheat yeah yeah that Cobra venom there's gotta be no I'm saying I'm gonna wink at you like that yeah what does she get a good work man that's a bummer that's incredible well I hope the next video hopefully it plays let's see so this was a broadcast in Mexico and they were trying to show the lunar eclipse, but whoever they got this video from was shooting from his own. They got do I mean me and Brian said this to everybody. Everybody.

This is the last one. So they do the radio station is for the news? Like we should have live footage here, it's just some guys nuts. How could they tell them? Look at the one, look at the one. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone.

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The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. The other one's on the phone. for five say like it's good you just get up there just get it that guy's fired just a pair of nuts on your whole news shitty nuts dude like awful nuts I told you I always reference this story the guy from Denver Post got fired cuz there's fires in Denver when I was a kid this guy lost his home he's in cutoff jean shorts and just his three-piece set his nuts are hanging out it It's like, you know what, Gary hit rock bottom. It's him like, looking all sad and his house is burnt down behind him. Jean shorts, nuts. So gross.

Oh dude, that person got burnt so fast. Just nuts. Just nuts. Like dude, check for his balls, man. I bet he was telling all his friends, like yeah, it's pretty cool, man. You know, the house burned down, it's terrible, but, but at least you know I finally made the Rocky Mountain Post Nuts

What's this? Antonio Brown I guess went on his ex account and referred to Morgan Wallen as his cracker of the day Which is like a prize he gives out every once in a while even though he got arrested for throwing furniture to actually yeah He's a wild boy. Yeah, but I guess it's not like a put down. It's supposed to be like a... We got a lot in common Morgan Whelan. Is Antonio Brown retired? Yes.

He's just a wild boy. Like he fires off at the mouth. Yeah. I don't know if he wanted to be retired, but I think he's retired. You reckon he's got money? He should. Yeah. I don't know.

Who knows? But he should. I mean, he was the best receiver. He should. Yeah. I don't know. Who knows? But he should. I mean, he was the best receiver. Warren Saab made something like 70 grand, $70 million in his career and he filed for bankruptcy. But he played a long time ago. Like Antonio Brown, he was the number one receiver in the NFL and got paid.

Like signed big boy deals. At the time, there was a time when for like four years, he was the best player on the field. And then it was just bat shit crazy, you know, Diva. Yeah. At the time there was a time when for like four years. He's the best player on the field And then it was just bat shit crazy, you know Diva. Yeah, I Think I even talked shit about Tom Brady and his like wife and Tom. I think Tom let him stay at his house Don't do you think that was CTE? No, I just think he's an ass. Yeah that bad brain. No, I don't know I think people use an excuse. He's always been an asshole. He's always been tough to deal with But even blame it on whatever you want, but no I'm know what I mean. Nothing's gonna happen to Morgan, right? What are you gonna do?

It's it's also in country like they don't give a fuck now, and he just threw a chair. It's he didn't hit anyone It's yeah, apparently threw it after find out that his former fiance got eloped. Really? Yep. What else you got? There's a quick one here. Aoki Lee Simmons, who's a Russell Simmons and Kim or Lee Simmons is daughter. I guess she was dating a dude that's 65 years old, a restaurateur, and they broke up and

she says she's very depressed about it. But I'm just surprised about that age gap. I love it. 21 and 65? Yeah. Do we know what the 65 year old looks like? Yes, if this, there's the guy right there. Okay, something's going on there.

Yeah, I mean, there's a whole situation. The guy looks like shit. I mean, of course he's worth a ton of money. He's probably so much fun and rich. That was your dad. No, exactly, so that's why I think that's what he's doing. Well, her dad. Oh my God, that's weird. I'm gonna. So that's why I think that's what he's doing. Well, her dad. Oh my God, that's weird.

I'm gonna go back to that. I'm trying, my computer's super slow right now. That's messing up. She's... Two flat asses. Yeah, that's... He must be so, but also for her, like your dad's so rich,

you don't need a sugar daddy. Yeah, yeah, so I don't know. Maybe it's just an attraction thing to older dudes. Her dad has not come back to the United States, right? No, he was the first one like rap to get canceled. Yeah. Some of the, yeah, she might just have a fetish where she's into like, there's like, I get it. Like if you're 21, you're into like 40 year olds, like 30 year olds, that's, you know, they want the older guy 65 though. You problems and that guy looks like shit so this isn't this isn't edit this is from a 60 minutes from a long time ago but I just want to play for you guys cuz this

mostly for Brendan I repost this oh you did months ago sounds straight to me and it's great hi nice to meet. I ride an electric motorbike. Okay They also studied the way gay. It's no no, I mean it was edited though No, mine was different like then he was like, yeah, I drive a Tesla and she was gay Yeah, so it was a different it was a different thing where the guy actually talked really, you know He sounded very feminine and it was so but they just edited it. It was just kind of funny This change that's silly in Murphy's face And this guy's getting a lot of crap right now.

Uh, so a Navy commander apparently took this picture on their, on the Navy, like Instagram or something, but the, yeah, the scope was backwards and they, they ended up deleting it and apologizing for it. No, that's so embarrassing to me. How does nobody see that? Some shit I would do if I was running the Navy social media, I'd be like, you're just taking a picture. You know.

I think one person there is like, hey, that's not right. No, even him looking through the scope is kind of tripping me out. Like, how do you even see it? When it's your thing, yeah, that's not good. Yeah, but on a boat, you're not, they don't shoot a lot of guns. Tim Kennedy posted.

Yeah, he did, yeah. That's what I think about when I think about the thing. Fuck. So that's kind of funny. Oh he did. That's what I think about when I think about the thing. So that's kind of funny. Oh my god. Oh man. It's a bummer. That's so funny to me.

Oh this one I thought was interesting because. It's just okay. So gross. This garnered 21 million views on X and it's this couple that you know they have their own like little aisle or little all the seats are to themselves But they were cuddling together, but people were like upset, but over 21 million views on this Why is that so weird? You don't take your socks off on an airplane do you Ryan?

That one for sure I- I- No, see that's why it's gross Some people like are on flip-flops though and They don't care I see it all the time people show up in their pajamas you're always like Jesus Christ Yeah, people have no self-respect this show up in like bullshit and this girl It's so it's so sad cuz she's in the back girl. So she's going viral too I'm sure people recognize those two are in love though. Look at I'm making a heart shit

Long flight if there's no one on the plane. I there's no on the plane. I speak. Yeah, that's weird, but I don't give a shit But I do think it's weird when it's a full plane and people are barefoot, I'm like, ah, I'm a hog. Drives me more crazy when people are in sweats. I'm also cold on a plane. Freezing, yeah. You always wear sweatshirts. I see people coming out on tank tops and shorts,

I'm like, good luck, dude, you have no idea. Or they do. Yeah, there was a woman on my flight one time, she was, she was not in like a, I saw her come on. Yeah, I saw her come on in a, like a tank top and shorts and like flip flops. And I was like, and it was a,

I think it was a flight across the country. And I'm looking at her going, oh, you don't know what's about to happen. They're gonna, and of course the cabin gets freezing and I can just, she was with her friend. She goes, I'm so cold. I'm so cold. And I literally reached in, I had this crazy warm

like fleece thing and I go, here you go. And here you go, I gave her two things. Yeah, even if I'm flying to Florida, I mean Arizona, if the plane, I always bring a hoodie. Dude, you got it. You get cold. You can't fly in a T. There's no way.

You cannot fly in a T. That's amateur. You're gonna get cold. That's amateur. We've put in too many flight miles to fly in a hoodie. Dude, you got it. You get cold. You can't fly in a T. There's no way. You cannot fly in a T. That's amateur. You're gonna get cold. It's amateur. We've put in too many flight miles to fly in a T. Yes. It's freezing. Have some warm shit.

Yeah, it's never. She was so uncomfortable. I was like, here you go. But it's worse to be hot, don't you think? Cause you can't control it if it's hot. When you're cold, it's fucking brutal. But you can always ask them for blankets. It's brutal.

When I was hot, I was suffering. They don't have blankets. They don't have blankets. Yeah, but when it's hot when you're cold, it's fucking brutal, but you could always ask them for blankets When I was hot I was like it's I don't yeah But when it's hard the plane was when the AC doesn't work and just putting out that hot air that's tough, too Yeah, that's I think it's worse, but I'd rather have layers on I can just take it off Yeah, but when they're cold, I don't ask them for those. That's some ho shit. Just those blankets in the plastic bag Oh, and that's only if you're first class people in coach don't get that. Yeah, you do Brian. No, they have that. Yeah You don't know what it's like to be a coach. I don't have no I fly coach sometimes All right, but they don't have they don't have Blankets a lot of times they just don't or they just run out if they run out

I think they run out your screw, but most times they it's in the plastic those thing. I've you know I've never opened that blanket. It's disgusting. And they're like all they're like, they're rock hard. They're like, Brillo pads. They're disgusting. Bring your own shit. Is that it, Jen? That's it, man. All right, man. We did it again, buddy. Hey, listen, Brea improv April 19 and 20. Let's go. Brick town, comedy listen, Brea, improv, April 19 and 20, let's go. Brick Town Comedy Club Oklahoma, City of Oklahoma, April 26, 27.

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