The Fighter & The Kid - Brendan Schaub wants to Milk Something | TFATK Ep. 1078

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

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Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Chin clapping us in guys. Welcome back everybody. It's Brian Kelton, Brendan Schaub here on the fighter and the kid. We've been here since 2012 or who knows how long it's been. It's been a long damn time. And you know, guys, Brendan, I want to tell you, I just, I'm back, fresh back from Nebraska, not Omaha, thanks for asking, but two hours northeast in Norfolk, Nebraska, God's country. Snow? No snow, not warm, not warm, where you want, if you want to raise cows, if you want to

raise rye, if you want to grow rye. Strong white boys. Strong white boys. Now, now that's where all the German and Czech boys are. My boy Steve has 20,000 head of cattle, took me on a tour of his farm, and he's of six generations of cow farmers. And then the German ancestry, they were cow farmers. Russell in college, a sturdy young man,

wrestled heavyweight, sturdy young man. The mayor of, the mayor of Norfolk was in my show, and I kept looking at how thick all of them were, and I was like, well, you guys are a bunch of white Samoans. You're normal there. And I went, you're just a bunch, and the mayor. They make fun of me for being skinny out there. Dude, You're normal there. And I went, you're just about, and the mayor. They make fun of me for being skinny out there. Dude, I looked at the mayor and I went,

I didn't know he was the mayor, I go, and you over there, you look like, what's fucking going on? How are you this thick? He's big? He looks like Brock Lesnar. Really? I mean, not quite as big, but just as thick as shit.

And they're like, that's the mayor. And I was like, that's the mayor? Holy shit. And how many populations, Norfolk? I mean norfolk brasca is probably 17 yeah tight community they're all farmers they all love each other they feel for them it's really cool a lot of a lot of Harris voters out there a lot of Harris voters listen I was I was talking to them first of all, they all grow up together. Their parents grew up together.

Their grandparents grew up together. This is America. This is the heartland. You do one thing, you can never live it down. You grow corn. You fuck one guy, the whole village doesn't let it go. No, no, if you fuck guys, you get out of Norfolk. Oh, the run you out.

Pitchfork. But they're all great people. They're all actually God-fearing. I bet it's funner out there than the fun we have. They, I'm telling you right now, people like we go, oh, farm country. I know. Yeah, here's the thing. For them, it's an oasis and a bit of a paradise because you know everybody. Because you have everything you need.

There's no crime. None. Maybe your serial killer comes by every now and then, takes a girl, but in general. It's very funny you say that because we were at my friend's cow farm and we saw a dude on a bicycle in the middle of nowhere with a backpack and I went. Stranger danger. And he goes, who's that guy? I go, he's a drifter and he's got to move on. That guy's got to move on because he shouldn't be biking where the nearest Chipotle is an hour and 55 minutes away. What the fuck are you doing? We can't have that riffraff in our city. No, no, no, no, and they see it. Oh, yeah, they see it. They're like the benefit of it

Everyone watches out for each other the families the kids Yes, and I learned a lot about how you farm a cow now you get out there and I went out there to see the babies because they're catthing right now. They're cute. And mama cows are like, hey fuckface. Aggressive. Yeah, they're like, they come up like this,

like a big dog with their tail up basically going, what do you want? What's going on? Huh? What are you doing? The babies run away and they're like, excuse me? And they're waiting. Did you milk anything?

I didn't milk anything. I've always wanted to do that. Me too. With my mouth. I'm going to anything? I didn't milk anything. I've always wanted to do that. Me too. With my mouth. I'm gonna get to that. With my mouth. I'm gonna get to that. So the guy said to me, he goes,

farmers get fucked up not by the bull. They get run over and sometimes killed by mama cow. Oh wow. When you come in to vaccinate that baby or something. Yeah. Oh, even cows are against vaccination. No, me. Are they dying off too? No, no. Oh, they all have autism too? Brennan don't. Is autism up 90%

with cows too? Don't spread misinformation. Yeah, I know it's crazy. Don't spread misinformation. They do, they try to, and the mom's super defensive. Oh yeah dude. And you can go to YouTube, try to know this, and you can see video of farmers getting just Molliwopped by Mama Cow. Oh they're so big. Yeah, they're big as shit. They're big as shit. And what's wild is how everything in on a farm is circular. Nothing goes to waste. Zero. They eat the corn, you mix it with corn and alfalfa and rye and all that stuff. They eat that, they poo, you take that manure, you spread it on the field, you grow that, everything goes, the corn, you shuck it.

Farming, man. Now, now. Hey, you're a little too crunk about farming. A little too crunk. I wanted to go milk. Don't tell me what they do with the fertilizer. I wanted to milk some cows. You wanted to milk the male cow. No, I wanted to milk.

You wanted to milk that male cow with your mouth. No, that's a bull. I wanted to milk I wanted to milk some of the cows and I saw some of them feel the others dude. The others are so big You can't go up to them in a field. They're not gonna let you milk them. No, you just can't walk in The stables station. Yeah, they got robots that milk them. No, I know but but dude My hands on the tits are so big and swollen. Ooh, I wanna do it more. All I wanna do is give it. Were they dripping?

Yep, I just wanted a tuggy tug tug. My mouth water. I literally was like. Was it just filled with warm milk? Just filled giant detas. They got black cows too? Well, the udders are black. They're not, I thought the udders were all pink.

Are they bigger and longer than the white cows? They sure are. Look, they're swollen udders, dude. BBC cows, dude? And I want to... No, don't... Can you not turn it into a porn thing, sir? They're just big fat nips.

Did you ever milk the cow, Orbel? I think I did. You do want to tug on them. Oh, and you'd love this. I want to squirt it at my friends. You'd love this. I'm driving in the car and I'm near Norfolk and a truck comes by and it's got holes and a little adorable pink pig nose sticks out of the hole. And I just wanted to give it a big old kiss.

You ever felt them? No. Their noses are crunchy and hard. I want to squeeze it. Dude, it'll let you down. You know what I mean? I love noses. You'll make a soft nose.

I love it. They're not soft. No. They're crunchy and hard. Well, all the cows that are eating in the trough, I wanted to squeeze their nose. Oh, I love those nice cows love noses. You look like a soft nose. I love it. They're not soft now They're crunchy and hard. Well all the cows are eating in the trough. I wanted to squeeze there Oh, I love those nice cows. You got to squeeze a cow. I love them. Yeah, give me a squeeze I just want to fucking squeeze them. Yep. I want to grab their tits Yep, you want to milk and squeeze. I'm not getting judged for it. You want to squeeze their noses and squeeze and milk their titties Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I I would like to do that too horses a lot of horses. I, so, so you have to get on a horse a lot of times to keep, like if there's a sick cow, you got to cut them from the others.

So you get on a horse and you move him over to a corral to get him treated. Right. Isolate them. Now here's the thing. When you're on a horse and it's 20 below in Nebraska, you got it, that's a hard job. And that's what they do. They're on a horse 24, I mean seven days a week, 365 days a year, somebody's on a horse. That's the job. Getting out there. That's the job.

Yeah. Taking care of them cows. That's the job. Yeah. You got real cowboys in Nebraska. Don't get it twisted. Nebraska is always tough. Yeah. Yeah. You got real Cowboys in Nebraska. Don't get it twisted. No, Nebraska is always tough. Yeah. Yeah. Um, that's my.

You try to buy a farm? No. Usually you come back from wherever you're at. You're like, I could live out there. Yeah, definitely. I'll buy somewhere. Nope, no, no. Being a farmer is not easy work and it's probably.

They're up about the same time I am. Oh, Baba, you're working. And here's the other thing. I was like, you know, why are they so religious? He goes, you're religious as a farmer because it humbles you every day and you're at the mercy of the good Lord. With land, rain, drought, all that shit. You can plant, when you got to get the seed in the ground, we gots to go. And we got 18 hours in this day to get it done.

Pray to the rain gods and shit. Oh, and by the way, you can do that because there's a limited number of time. You've got to get all the seed in the ground. You've got to get millions of seeds into that ground. So you're doing that and oh, it might hail. And if it hails at the wrong time, you're losing your crop.

It knocks all the plants out. You could have a fire just for whatever, a spark, and all of a sudden your whole field is a gong. Get the mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ. Now do you know why when you fly over this country there are squares, plots, square plots? Homestead Act in the 1800s, they gave everybody, every one of those square plots is a mile. So when you're driving and one crop begins and ends, that's one mile.

That's the marker. That's the marker in everywhere. How do you explain the circles, the aliens cut into them? Okay, that's a different thing. So you'll have crop circles too. Watch out for farmers about that. They'll do that too, depending on where you are. You have circles.

Sometimes. And sometimes they're- There's some weird designs. Yeah. Can we take a real quick look? Yeah. Yeah, we take a look with where sure Anyway, we're back. You should have had some real like rib eyes on the farm. I did. Oh you did. Oh, yeah That's the best I had some good stay. That's the best and I was surprised the food in that little farm town No, of course they do food. Well, they got singing. Yeah good shit. Yeah, fuck

Yeah, you know cuz I got comes from right down yonder. Yeah, You probably saw got your peepers on and then he's murdered the next day. Yeah. Oh, yeah Every one of those cows looking in their eyes. They know it was all a meat farm I know there you go and you you live maybe a year year Maybe 18 months and then it's time to go time to go. In fact, he stopped the truck and he went Oh Fat guys fat those guys nice and plump. Yeah, what's that number took the number down? I was like games that man just came up. I was done. Yeah, you're you're all chubby and stuff You've been in Lord. Yeah, he was like, but they're used to they come up with it Yeah, and you see cow like a city boys were like, well, I don't kill the cow. They're cute

He's like get the fuck well before the money before the white man came here There were 80 million bison and they were the same thing they would just sit around yeah you can't live in the wild without me you cannot live on vegetables good they're on earth yeah yeah what do you think they're doing here anything with hoo hooves is... To eat. Yeah. That's right. I mean, now we took another level with the manufacturing. Gotta feed a lot of people.

Yes, but... I mean, they look pretty content, honestly. Because a lot of times they spend most of their life in a field. And then when it's time to fatten them up for about 200 days you bring them over on the lot on the feed lot You know nice all day long. They're all together laying around in the mud loving it socks though You know I thought it'd be a lot dirtier than it was should would you I feel like you'd be a good farm guy I did when I was a kid in Texas I just did like they did it for me to have fun in the farm just teach me certain things

Yeah, yeah, but I mean it's not fun. No, it's worth moving. Hey like I was like it's work You're you're working all day. Yep, but it was cool to learn Went into the farm supply shop Didn't even know what anything was. No, there was a calf warmer there cuz I'll drop a calf in February It's all wet it'll die So you got to put that bad boy in a little in a little like a warmer that dries them up Then they're fine got to get them warm put them in a little thing and then they put them on the mom It's like a sauna. Yeah, so it's like a little sauna dry sauna dries them up. Oh nice

Yeah, pick them up put them right in there. Otherwise, I'll die of a Hypothermia they're not supposed to calf in February, but that's how they're bred now. Yeah Man, we live on corn and beef in this country. Do you think I should get done a neutered? Do you believe in neutering? Look, I I started to hump things. Yeah Yeah, I mean I would wait I hump things. Yeah. That's what I ask. Yeah.

I mean, I would wait. I prefer to wait. You will see, this is controversial. What happens if you don't, like I'd rather not do it. I don't want to put surges on my dog. And I know it's a business. Chin, bring up the benefits of not neutering your dog. So here's the thing.

If he's already humping, it's already like too late because the point is to get it before that testosterone gene and gland can grow and mature. And also he grows with the testosterone, right? Yeah, but then there's like cancers and... I don't believe... So I think what happens is this, with males, they have a different spirit. Their body's going to feel different if you keep their balls. They're going to be dominant.

They're likely to fight with another dog or another dog could attack them if it's not fixed. not this thing. Yeah, but if another dog's not fixed they'll come for it if he is fixed They don't give off a stamp right now. That's cool. They don't they don't they don't know you're not around They don't roam when if a dog's in heat they'll be like, oh they will hump because they you know, basically The only thing's humping other than that go down. They'll do that Increased life span say aggressive, more aggression. You're basically neutering the dog and they live great, happy lives. They've been doing it forever.

They do it with horses, they do it with everything. So, you know, it's up to you. But if you don't do it, all you gotta deal with is the humping. He's not like busting nuts on my carpet. It's a little easier to train them, apparently. He's trained. They're not as distracted.

Nah, he's trained. He's good. A dog like that, I probably wouldn't. I don't know. Right? He's fucking harmless. He's not as distracted. No, he's trained. Well, he's good. I don't like that. I probably wouldn't right. He's fucking harmless He's thinking attack shit. He's also got like more spirit They tend to be a little bit they keep they stay a little thinner when they're when they're when they're not neutered And when they're neutered they'll put on a little weight. They tend to go soft and a little little little little Lethargic test. I can't be normal. Take your testosterone. It's like trans dog, you know Soft and a little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little and they play for keeps. They'll kill a dog. I think he's good though. Yeah, he's a pretty confident dog. We'll see.

I think he's fine. I don't think you have to neuter a dog like this. He's great. Yeah, me too. But, you know, people. She's still humping. And also they tell you, really the real reason they tell you to neuter your dog

is people aren't responsible and they don't want more dogs. Yeah, I know. Because there's so many dogs that are born. He's not going to dog parks. He's not around other dogs. He's not going to have sex with anybody. No, he's a good boy. Jesus. He's a good boy. Yeah, he's not around other dogs, he's not going to have sex with anybody.

No, he's a good boy. He's a good boy. Yeah, he's chill, man. Super cute. He's a great dog. Yeah, he's great. He's got a great personality. Well trained, yeah.

He's also confident. I like him. I really like him. He's annoying, but yeah. Yeah, but he's... I can't shake him, but he's great. He does like you, huh? No, man.

He will not get off my nuts. No. Brandon, let's take a little break. Look, let me ask you a question. What is a mechanic and auto shop owner in Georgia, taco restaurant operator in Arizona, a life saving medical innovator in Tennessee have in common? Dude, they're all small businesses. I know that.

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Nothing not to love about a dog. No, he's great. Sleeps with the kids. Yeah. Protects them. Yeah. He's a good boy. Gets the big nuts out the back.

Yep. Yep. He's a, look at him. He's a very playful animal. Yeah. Even he's good with the other dogs in the office. Everyone is like fucking dog officer. He doesn't shed

No, I want a German Shepherd bad, but they shed too much. Oh, it's bad. Yeah, I can't do it I know I see dude again more dogs when you're in Texas You have a luck a lot would like to mean the tea between two games on Saturday went to Starbucks and there was a 200 pound bull Mastiff that was six months old. I got a picture of T next to it and it's bigger than T. T's like, dad, I want this. It's scary. This one was super friendly.

So my friend's arm, it's all broken up. Like she almost lost her arm from a bull mastiff. Almost lost it. Which you do talk back? Nope, it just attacked her. And my sister had a bull mastiff and we never quite trusted it. And I know people love bulls.

They're so big. And I love bullmastiffs, and I think I love the dogs. The problem is they're so big, if they do bite, it's over. I know, I know. And so I get very nervous. And this bullmastiff, my sister's bullmastiff,

did my son. I met him. Oh, he did? Yes, my son was, I picked him up, and the dog jumped up and just, you don't hear it, it's silent. All of a sudden my son's crying, but the dog kinda went like that on his face. And he was bitey, he didn't like kids,

he didn't like them moving around a lot, and he'd been around kids. So you just never know. Yeah, but I bet he didn't do that to his family. Sorry? He didn't do it to your wife's or to your sister's kids. No, but my sister was always nervous. Yeah, but no issues with the immediate family. That dog is so big that if that dog decides to attack you're not getting them off

I know you're fine. You have to choke them out. You literally have to yeah, you're not yeah, they're so cool though Yeah, so is it kind of Corso so as a press of Canaria. So is a pit bull. They're all great It's my face, but so I got this thing. I've had pits my whole life and I love them but I've seen those just not worth I've also seen I've seen him turn on I've choked my dog off of my other dog more times than I can count they just get crazy so yeah any update with that coyote that coyote is still around he has now migrated to the neighbors where he's sleeping in the corner that's better this is the neighbors problem yeah also a neighbors where he's sleeping in the corner over there. That's better. This is the neighbor's problem.

Yeah. Also a little update. He's 80 pounds now. He's 80 pounds. He's 80 pounds. He is a wolf. He's actually a timber wolf we found out. So yeah.

He's a real timber wolf. Yes. Yes. Yeah. He's I guess he's over there now. So it is what it is. Did you guys call animal services or anything no um but there are plenty people in the neighborhood who are volunteering to shoot the animal and it's like no it's santa monica

so you can't really uh if it's on your prob it's only if it's life-threatening but you could make that yeah i mean you just call animal services they'll put them we won't put them down but the like tranquilize well they don't i guess they don't take them they don They'll put them that we won't put them down with the like tranquilize Well, they don't I guess they don't they don't relocate them that they were saying like people people run So so people run services and they say we'll relocate your coyote. There's keep them and they're like, no, they kill them They're like they're not they're not gonna that's dark. Yeah, we'll put them out there and then they put him he's going to a nice place Yeah, yeah in fact We had these people that run an animal sanctuary and they said,

I don't know why we I'm saying we, my ex was talking to them and they said, they said they, they, the, they will tell you that they're going to relocate the coyote, but I believe it's actually illegal. I don't think you can really, I don't think they do it with other animals. They capture it. They, they ended up putting it in the county center. They'll just take your money. Oh, you got to pay for it. That's yeah, it was like when I when I that's not a city Yeah, I had a massive beehive and I a massive one. It was like some crazy beehive. Damn you called I wanted them to move the beehive

I didn't want them to kill all the bees because it was when they were talking about how bees are endangered now. Oh, forget the fuck that. And the guy said to me he goes, can I be honest with you, bro? I went he goes, don't be a pussy. I can tell you I'm going to relocate it. I'm not. He goes, and nobody else is either. I'm going to come in there and spray the shit out of it. And I said, what if you don't? He goes, they'll colonize another part of your house as well.

Your whole house. Your house will be a beehive. We get those, you know those mud hornets, they create the little mud thing? We had a big mud thing in the backyard. Me, Bossy and T got the super soakers out and just fuck them Yeah blast that guy. You don't want to fuck around can't believe he's called animal service for that was the guy like what? No, we call it beekeeper

You know, I was like you want bees cuz bees were I was reading the news bees were really endangered He's like, you know, it's the cell towers up. And I was like, do you want some bees? I got a huge beehive. He came over, he goes, wow, that's a lot of bees, dude. And they're going to break off. Just in the backyard? Because they're going to break off into another hive. Yeah, you can't have that.

Yeah. Yeah. So he's going to kill those dogs. Can we move them? And he's like, you want to move them, huh? He was like, I could put a bee suit on and grab the queen. And then they'd all, you know. They'd follow if you get the queen? If you take the queen. You got to kidnap the queen. You just take the queen and then they'd all you know They follow if you get the good you pay take the queen you gonna kidnap the queen

You just take the team put in your hand and your whole hand will get heavy because the entire hive will literally So, you know when they wear a beard? Yeah, that's cuz the queen is there Oh interesting That's how you get them all around you. So you hold on to it your whole arm. I get that Queen though She's fucking right in the she's there. You just pick her up She's in the middle though. Yeah, yeah, cut. I'll be you know, which one is the Queen. She's bigger. She has a crown on Yeah, Jim bring it up. You can see it Getting the Queen and you get the Queen and they all just literally look like though. She's a big girl big girl big Lizzo and you get and what you do is you and then they come all around you and

you you end up holding on to it and your hand will get heavy and that's kind of what happens. See there you go, he's holding on to her. That's right huh? Right there making a queen bee. Look at him, he's doing it without gloves. He said making. Marking? Marking.

I thought making. Like damn, is she going to pick? Makes it easier to find her. Look at how big she is. How the fuck is she not stinging everybody? Um... I don't know, man. I think they're used to people. And he's been doing it a long time. I feel like you're making stuff up, bud. No, look at him. He's not hurting it.

And then what you do is you hold on to her. I don't even know if she stings. She may not be able to sting. He's not hurting it. And then what you do is you hold onto her. I don't even know if she stings. She may not be able to sting. You hold onto her and then they all, it's so incredible that there's one queen bee. And then they all protect her. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Literally, they protect the queen bee.

Can you tell the difference between a queen bee and a regular bee? So it says the queen bee is usually the largest bee in the hive, both longer and narrower than worker bees. Queen bees have a pair of jaws, mandibles on each side of their head, primarily used for non-aggressive tasks. And the queen bee's abdomen tends to be more pointed

than that of the worker bee. It's tough to see from an untrained eye though, isn't it? Once you get a trained eye though, you know. I said to a guy, how do you know when a cow's sick? And he goes, they'll have a cough sometimes, their ears are droopy. I was like, damn. But you know, if you got an eye for that shit.

Oh yeah, you can tell the difference. Our boy AG's into snakes, right? Couple snake nerds. And he had the number one ball python breeder. Great guy, and his name is Miguel. And Miguel was like, ooh, she's skinny. I was like damn He's like, oh she's skinny she had me Nina. Yeah, she might have such a I'm like you guys a couple Yeah, you know your shit. Yeah

Yeah, so, you know You guys have been stung by bees by, obviously, right? Uh huh. Not a hot second though. T got stung last summer. Bossy got stung in the eye. Oh! He did not cry.

Damn. But T got stung by a hornet twice in the shoulder. He freaked the fuck out. I got stung like 10 or 12 times in my head because I was so stupid. Do you know Irvine Park in in Orange County Irvine Park. Yeah, there was this huge hive It was far away and I'm like I was younger so I threw rocks sure I think I like that's so far away then you know, whatever and then I just Then I started running and a they just engulfed me. They got a guy died

Yeah, that's like the biggest target they had Engulfed me the guy's way I didn't die. Yeah, that's like the biggest target. They had Yeah, that's why I fell down for can get running. Yeah be be stings I got I haven't been stung in forever, but I remember hurting so bad I climbed a tree and shot a pop gun at a beehive and what I never forgot They went and I and I'd be just came over a stank stung me. I watched it It's just one boom and I went oh and I climbed down. It just went boom and I went, oh, and I climbed down. I was giving a big talk. I had to have been five, six.

Oh, OK. I mean, I was tired. Have you been stung as a grown man? Does it hurt as bad as we remember? Yes, it does. Yes, it does. In fact, I would say it hurts worse than anything I've ever felt. And you're like, oh, it's a beast.

The worst is the whole thing. Oh, no, this hurts the worst. And I got stung by a yellow jacket. See, that's different. Yellow jackets different. It's a bit of the worst is though. This hurts the worst and I got something by a yellow jacket that sees that Yellow jackets there for now a pepsis wasp or one of them one of them ground hornets. That's what's really fuck you But we don't we're not getting stung by those now hornet you get stung today Well in Texas, by the way scorpions are a problem in the old boots Yeah, so let's make sure our boots outside and they'll sting the fuck out of you and you'll get really, it'll fuck you up.

It'll hurt you bad. Not really. It hurts bad. Yeah, it might hurt. See, can you bring up- And the smaller the- If Coyote Peterson's been stung by a Texas scorpion. I want to see how bad it is.

A Texas scorpion or just a scorpion? Well, I want to see the kind of scorpions that are in Austin, Texas because I want to know what they are and They're a motherfucker man Well, not specifically He is a big one the little ones the problem Apparently the big ones don't ever do this dude. First of all, would you do this be like watch him grab it he's fine he's fine it hurts though yeah not too bad can you see this one by the trench law hawk or something like that yeah this one might be

worse the little ones worse so slow yes again filming that's deep though okay The little one's worse. So slow. Guys, I can't, I'm filming. That's deep though. Okay, do you remember the girl on Jackass though, got a scorpion stung to her, like, her lip? No. You don't remember that clip from the new one? Can we show that? It hurts more.

She was like- No, that hurts more. Everyone says the little one hurts more than the big one. But apparently he's not gonna die. No, no. Even Black Widow's not gonna die. No. No. Even Black Widow's not gonna die. This is what's great about YouTube, is you can actually get to the truth of the matter.

Right? It's like, alright. Kind of. Kind of, yeah. Right. Depends on what you look at. Kind of is right. Kind of is right.

My kiddos love Jackass right now. Really? They love watching the Jackass. Oh, come on. She's stung. Oh, yeah. Oh,ung oh no yeah I'm not interested though. Ow! Come on dude. She seems okay. Well it's not stung her yet. Why would you let it sting your fucking... That's in there. Yeah but those are those are those black scorpions that don't really hurt. Oh, she's fine She seems fine she's fine

Seems fine though. I guess she is Didn't make her people get your talks and they get needles in their fucking news Or they get like filler and shit When I got um, oh you got when I got stem So they've had to put a needle right in the knee here. Oh come on, how'd that feel? Right in my shoulder too. It wasn't bad. What about your, didn't you have your,

didn't you have something, you had your nose or something operated on, right? Didn't you have your lip? My lip, yeah. Oh, they stuck a needle in your lip. Oh yeah, that hurt. That hurts so bad, right? That has to hurt worse than that.

Oh fuck you. Cause the open wound too, cause they had to numb it before they stitch it. No thanks. So they go into the cut with the needle. No fuck off. I don't know how to deal with that. That's not fun.

How are you going to deal with the facelift that you want to get? I don't want to get a facelift. How many times has he said, wouldn't I look a little better? I'm joking. We'll see if something. I mean, I should get one because look at my poor face. But then I'm going to look like an asshole.

I just can't come. You can't do it now. What's up guys? You're on TV every day. It's different with celebrities that make a movie once every three years, then they come back, you're like, man, they look better. Yeah. Yeah, I think a lot of celebrities have gotten faceless.

Yeah, but they take a long time off, so you can't really tell. Yeah. Look at that. Bruce. I've always wondered about Tom curves. He doesn't look like he's had much. Yeah, but they take a long time off, so you can't really tell. Yeah, look at that. I've always wondered about Tom Curves. He doesn't look like he's had much. Brad Pitt, on the other hand, Tom Brady. Travolta. Travolta for sure.

Brady? Well. I heard Brady. I don't know about Brady. Take a look at Brady. Whoa. Whoa. Who is that?

He looks the same to me. I don't think he does. He lost a lot of weight too. Yeah, but if you lose weight, you would typically not have a tighter face, right? You'd have a looser face when you're older. No, you would. Oh, that jaw's really different, yeah. Yeah, I think he's had some work done, Bubba. I don't know.

Mm-hmm. I... When was he? I do know. I don't think. Mm-hmm. I do know. I don't think so. When were you at the time? I think that he- He only drinks like avocado shakes and chips.

He's a very intense guy who was like, I'm going to be on TV. And I guarantee people are like, just get a little neck and tuck. It's not a big deal. I mean, yeah. That's a terrible thing. Brian sees it and and goes, yeah. Well, that the plastic surgeons know. It's a little bit like when you're in sports and you go, that's steroids, you know, or you're.

I see. I don't think Tom has. That's a terrible indicator that he has there. No, just a circle around his head. No, there are people that will tell you like, you can see the difference. He's 45 now. Yeah. Yeah.

I think he's older than that. Yeah. Yeah. You're fair. He's a little bit older than that. He's a little bit older than that. He's a little bit older than that. He's a little bit older than that. He's a little bit older than that. He's a little bit older than that. He you, you can see the difference. He's 45 now?

Yeah. I think he's older than that. Yeah, his face is very, very smooth. They even talked about it on the road. 47. 47, yeah. Look at his forehead. Go ahead, you can look into it.

I don't care. I think that, you know, there are a lot of people that make it easy and it is what it is. It looks good. Looks great. We gotta take another break. This thing's not functioning quite often, so let's just actually take a couple minutes,

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Yeah, I don't think he's done it in work. Yeah, okay. So his face is just smooth at 47 like that? Phil are in Bo-Docks, man. Oh yeah, maybe. Maybe. I don't think he's done a complete facelift. Maybe not a facelift.

He's a guy's guy, grew up in locker rooms. It'd be hard pressed. I think sometimes though, people just go, look, it's really quick and it's like, oh, okay. No, I don't think Tom Brady's like gotta go,. Okay. I don't, I don't think you just have a light. He has what his dad has, which is that the same thing my family has, which is your eyelids go down like that. And so they might've told him to do, you know, he got what I got, which

is like, just do it now. That wouldn't be a facelift. Yeah. Facelift major. Yeah. I'm just looking at his forehead. He probably has some Botox, probably some filler. I think he had Botox, yeah. Botox, fine filler, but like an actual face lift. Tom Brady. Well, he's got those scars and the plastic surgery.

I don't know if he does. I think he does. No, the internet's going to tell you that. Yeah, no, I think he's got. I don't think so V. You want him to have face lifts surgery so bad? There you go. There you go.

I see that. There are a lot of guys saying that. I don't know, maybe. Well, of course, he gets views. Yeah, but his face does look tighter. And, you know, it's, I think a lot of, I was surprised. He's also more disciplined than 99.99% of people we know. But I was surprised at how many people

have had something done. Actors and stuff like that. Like I was very negative. Actors, of like that. Like I was very nice to him. Actors of course. But he's in the public eye. He's vain. You know? I mean I think everybody gets Botox.

I've never gotten it. You do? I never got it. I never got it. It makes your face look super smooth. It does and tightens everything. Yeah, what would it do? I could probably use a facial and face Botox,

but I just, I look at my face now and I'm like, holy fuck. It just relaxes your muscles. It doesn't do anything other than just relax the muscles. That's why when people have, their muscles are like, Wrinkles? Yeah. They're like, it's so tight. So with mine, cause I have a bruxism, when you grind your teeth, they injected it in my masseters.

And then they actually slimmed, I told Brenda about this, it slimmed my face after like a bunch. You don't have many wrinkles, let me see your forehead. And you only had to do it once, Jen? I went back like every half a year. And then now it's like almost like I've done it five times since I started, which was years ago, and now it's like I don't even need it anymore.

Oh wow. Yeah, I'm just vain. I get it because I'm vain. So. I feel like most girls get it. Either way, it's not too crazy. Most girls. That they do it as a preventative measure too

for wrinkles. Yeah. I mean, I can't like, it's so funny, I can't raise my eyebrows. You can't? This is, I'm raising them right now. Really? Yeah, 100%.

The muscle's gone. I tell them to freeze it. I don't want anyone to know what I'm thinking because I have really bad RBF most of the time. What's RBF? Resting bitch race. Oh. But like, I'm trying right now.

That's wild. Yeah, and I can't, you know the lines here, the 11s? Yeah. He shoots those up too. I can't. Could I get rid of these 11s? Oh yeah. Really?

Yeah, you could have someone come to the studio. Clear it out. Really? Yeah, and it's not. Oh, we gotta try Wow, you could have someone come to the studio. Clear it out. Really? Yeah, and it's not. Oh, we gotta try it. I'm gonna try it, fuck it. But I need like, just a facial.

Yeah. Like moisturizer? No, just like, I don't know, it's a lot of shit. I just think of like, porn. Sunspots on my mouth. Bubba, hey. I'm gonna have my face.

Bubba. No, they can do shit. Hey, need a lot more than that, man. No, they can. If you're going to do it, you got to do the works. What do you want me to do? I mean, there's a lot of bucks. Like what?

I mean, probably start with the crow's feet, right? And then your neck. You want me to get... You got to get Botox in your neck. You're trying to get me a fucking face lift right now. No, we can't do that in the studio. No. You can do Botox though.

We can get a Botox stock in here. Yeah, Botox, no problem. Get your crow's eyes. I know people. Get these guys. I don't. Get your crow's eyes. I know people. Get these guys. I don't like your cock wrinkles. You think it would help on Brian though? With these needles.

Yeah. It'll help both of you guys. I don't think so. It's not a, it's not a, it's the, like the safest thing too. Yeah. Like if you look, you research it. It's not, how about the pushness of your Botox. It's so toxic, but in your body.

I don't like it. All right. Ready to show us a, it's a little here. In my fucking jaw. And you can get it here, you can get it here. My 11, I used to have really bad 11s. I was always like frowning. 11s.

Now I have none. Oh, that here? The 11s are like in the between here. Can they do it on Brian's neck? Why would we need to do it on his neck? Hey man. Hey, come on now. No, botox is not going to do that.

No. No, some people get the neck. Got the old wrinkle neck and that's new. Yeah, I know. But I'm pretty sure you can botox your neck. No. You can botox your nutsack. No, necks are hard. I mean I'm pretty sure you can botox your neck. You can botox your nutsack. Necks are hard.

I mean, I'm sure you can botox anything. People do it all the time, especially women. They have the turkey goblin neck. No, you need to get tight. That's Kybella. You got to tighten it. Oh, never mind. Here you go.

Look. Are you talking about under the chin, Brendan, or here? I'm talking about his fucking neck. Okay, the neck. That turkey neck. Yeah, but under the chin they Brendan, or here? I'm talking about his fucking neck. OK, the neck, yeah, but under the chin, they do Kybella. See, boom. Get it done. There you go.

Oh, that looks terrible, though. Oh, come on. Fuck off. I don't want that. Fuck. But that and that is very different, so. So is that what happens to your fucking neck? No, I've never had anything like that.

Well, I've never done my neck. Well, hers just got done. But still, I've never had anything like that. Well, I've never done my neck. Well, hers just got done. But still, I've never had any kind of like, redness? No, no. Just it'll bleed a little. I have. I think you just roll your fucking scrotum neck. Yeah, I'll roll with the old scrotum.

You don't have to, Brian, you look perfectly fine. Yeah, I'm fine. He's just being a dick. He's putting a complex in your head. No, I'm fine. No, it's been like that. But Daddy would like to get a little something on the old face. There's a lot of, it's just the discol head. No, I'm fine. No, it's been like this. But Daddy would like to get a little something on the old face.

There's a lot of, it's just the discoloration. We could absolutely come in. I need to get rid of my sunspots and shit. That's like Morpheus, and I will talk about this afterward. Morpheus. I have a whole plan for you. Where do you have sunspots? Yeah, I got the whole thing.

I don't. I think it's the least of your worries, dude. I get rid of the wrinkles. Rinky-rinks, get the rinky-s. If you're gonna do it. Where do I do it? Here and here? All over. And here?

Pick a spot. The be here for a hot second though. Gotta get the old hair going. That's probably number one. His hair? Well, even for me, hair would be number one. You would be surprised how many dudes I'm friends with that have come forward

and been like, I've had a hair transplant. And I'm like, what are we talking about? I didn't know it was that prevalent. Oh yeah, I'm friends with that have come forward and been like I've had a hair transplant I'm like what are we talking about? I didn't know is that like prevalent? Oh, yeah, I'm getting one. I Want to see what happens, but you don't want to go to Turkey. It's too late No, I'm gonna do it right here in Beverly Hills. I'm gonna look good. Did they already look at your your donor hair? Yeah, so they said it's gonna follow you guys. Just do it. Thank you fucking you guys. I'll give you 2,500 grass Fucking easy. I was like, all right I'm sure it's painful Needles worried about needles. No problem. They said I can't do anything. They said my donor hair is too weak They're like, we're sorry. Really? Yeah, you get away

You don't have any I want when you get away. I do the little fibers. I do the fibers Whatever dude, you know, you're out of your mind. All right. Keep going. Get wigs, dude. Sometimes I'm just so tired of life. I just want to like not do anything. I'm sick of fighting. Yeah. I'm sick of like social media. I'm sick of talking about Botox and everything. I'm sick of my culture. I'm sick of what we're doing. I'm sick of talking about Trump. I'm sick about talking about everything.

Podcasting. I'm just don't want to talk. I want to be a monk. You just want to quit, huh? Yeah, sometimes I just do. Say yourself on fire in protest. That helps everybody. I'm not there yet, I got to meditate some more. Change yourself to semi and be one with the earth.

That's a good call. Because that stops all of this. Yeah, that stops a lot of stuff, right? Go fucking mess up a Tesla. Fuck up your Tesla, because that makes a difference. Yeah What else you got Jim? So I want to take a little break and talk to you about Parsons which is dude. I want to go experience and I need to get fitted for some clubs, man Yep, I just signed up the time has come

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Yeah, you know, Trump definitely, what's it? He rewards loyalty. And he's got that woman, Laura Loomer, who's a 9-11 denier, a truther, who seemed to have found the people in national security that were not loyal to him, and so she went and reported on him, and then they all got fired, so that's interesting.

I mean, then what are your thoughts here? I don't know Mel Gibson, you know, we read what we read, but the internet's gonna internet. I think... He's probably pretty harmless. I think that's fine. There's a lot worse people with guns than Mel Gibson. Okay.

Yeah. So this is a real movie preview. Naked Gun is being redone. Liam Neilsen's gonna do it. And I guess throughout the movie, the whole thing is supposed to be, everyone in the movie is like a child of someone who was previously in the movie like their characters and they kind of snub over OJ in a pretty funny way and I think if we can play the clip they show it

I think it's going to be great. Yeah, it looks pretty funny. Ah, that's so stupid. I thought so. You know, reboots are hard nowadays, but you know. I did, I think I did, I did naked gun. I did naked gun three. Oh, you did? Yeah.

And it was really fun. There's a third? Yeah. And I worked with Liam Neeson. I mean, not Liam Neeson, Leslie Nielsen. And I worked with, uh, I think it was, I think it was, I think it was, I think it was, I think it was, I think it was, I think it was, I think it was, you did? Yeah, and it was really fun. There's a third? Yeah, and I worked with Liam Neeson,

I mean not Liam Neeson, Leslie Nielsen, and I worked with fucking the Zucker Brothers, and it was. Oh, I do remember the third. Can we find a pic of him? With Brian in it? What was your character gonna be? I remember him on the gun, on the bullet. I don't remember.

You see that? There I am, yeah. He was naked too. It's a scary movie 4. Yeah, I was in a scary movie, okay. It wasn't naked. Brian! Sorry. It was with Leslie Nielsen, I knew it was something.

Scary movie 4. It was the same guys who did that. Shut up, stupid! You don't even speak English. The Israeli ass is Japanese. He didn't give a fuck either. He was an old... Sir, you're giving me two. I am? I thought this was a wrinkly leather coat. Sir.

These aren't buttons. No. I've been pulling this thing up and down like a zipper. Mr. President, please. There goes that duck again. Yeah, that looks like Naked Man. You were on the right path. It was the right actor.

It's a good movie. Damn, they can put you on the fucking poster. But they put him on the- I don't deserve to be. The thumbnail. How did you find that? That was the clip I was in? Oh, Christ. That's the thumbnail for the clip, yeah. thumbnail, that's cool. How did you find that? That was the clip I was in? This was you. Oh, Christ.

That's the thumbnail for the clip, yeah. Oh, I got you, all right. That's gotta be cool, looking back at old stuff like that. No, it's not, all right, no. It's brand new, too. I hate everything about looking at it. Now, that was fun. I played the Frank Captain, Captain Frank Bashall, yeah.

And that was a lot of fun. That was Death Valley. That movie could have been, that show could have been so good, and it was MTV, and they just was MTV and the valleys, huh? What was it? We hunted vampires werewolves and every every it was an awesome great time. Look that could have been you dude It was so much fun, but they it just didn't work out It's cool shotgun. Yeah, it was so much I was the captain and it was such a fun fucking part the undead police task force and it was fucking great

Killing vampires it was all action and so much fun. What are you gonna do this weekend for UFC 314? It's a good card. It's big big card best card best card in a hot second bring that up. Let's take a look at that Volconovsky Diego Lopez Let's take a look at that. Volconovsky, Diego Lopez, Patti Pimlet. This is, I'd say this is Diego Lopez's biggest test, right? Yeah, not even close. Yeah. I mean, he fought Brian Ortega before this.

I know. It'll be interesting to see them bang. Diego Lopez is a big 45er. He's got a lot of length, and he can bang. So I don't know. You know? What are your thoughts on that? Tough fight for Volconovsky. I think he's more skilled. It's just he's 36. So I don't know, you know, what are your thoughts on that? Tough fight for Volkanovsky.

I think he's more skilled. It's just, he's 36. Yeah, new blood. That's tough. No one's ever captured the title after 35. Yeah. Never. Never.

Is that right? At 45? Never. 45 and 55, never. They're like 0 for 8 or whatever it is. Wow. That's very significant. Yeah.

And it's just because speed makes such a difference in that weight class. He's coming off two. And Diego Lopez is I think 26 or something, or he's young. Alexander's 36. Yeah. 36 is a lighter weight class stuff. And I'm rooting for 30. Volkanovski.

He's 30. But he's really a prime of his life here. 30's prime. 30's great. He's a good 5'11". He's a big boy. Chandler, Patty Pimlet's going to be a lot of fun. Chandler, Patty Pimlet's my favorite fight. Why?

I love Patty. So I love Patty too, but I just don't see how... What? I don't know. To me, I don't know how exciting this fight will be. Oh, so exciting. It's the best fight on the card. Did we over Lopez?

Yeah. Yeah. It's a good question. It's a good question. They're both going to be bangers. I think they both stand there and bang, but I think Patty no Patty Betty you're trying to submit him. Yeah Yeah, oh you think so? Yeah, I was reading that people thought that but they're both the bad He definitely has the advantage on the ground. I would suggest that both of them if they do start banging

there's a very high likelihood that somebody gets caught and put out because Because they they are not. They both have gotten hit. Patty won't sit there and bang. That's not what he does. He's done it before in the beginning of fights. When he was young. No, not now. Now he's more careful.

No, no, yeah. Well, by the way, Chandler's not easy to submit at all. Chandler's, that's, Patty's Jiu-Jitsu is not something Chandler's necessarily worried about. He weathered the storm with, what's his name? Who's- Charles Oliver. Yeah, high level.

So, you know. It's a good fight. It's gonna be a good fight. Chandler's lost four of his last five. Yes. Yeah. Yes. It's gonna be a very good matchup. Bryce Mitchell-Silva?

This is supposed to be the discipline fight for Bryce Mitchell? Yeah. I don't know enough about Silva. I just, he's such a stud. I just need to know if Bryce is being in sleep. I'm already saying he hasn't been sleeping Yeah, and then it apparently his ex-girlfriend put a curse on him. So that's also something to consider Yeah, and what it's what I consider is not many of that I consider what's going on in his brain after that terrible knockout by Joe fucker can fight

Well, remember he has a win after that terrible knockout by Josh. The motherfucker can fight. Well, remember he has a win after that. Yeah. A fight. A submission win, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, no, not submission. He knocked out TKO'd, uh, uh, Krohn Gracie. Yes. That's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah. It was a while ago.

Yes, he did. Um, yeah. You're Rodriguez, Patricia pitbull is very interesting. Pitbull's 37. He's 37. Has all the miles. That's it. He's got all the miles. If he, if he's a used car, he would have 270,000 miles on him.

Yeah. He had, he was so explosive and he was also fighting in a different league. And you know, you know, there, there was, there was some help with the explosion probably, you know. That's a tough fight for a pretty, Patricia. Yeah. Rodriguez is. Yeah. Monster.

Total contender. Uh, I. It's kind of like the old heads versus young lines, you know, changing the cards. It really is. And I think, yeah, all the, heads versus young lines, you know changing cards. Yeah And I think yeah all All the young kids are favored As they should I don't know anything about Nikita Krilov. He's a beast. Yeah, that's a good fight That's a fun fight for the to kick off the main card. Mm-hmm

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Uh, I think you're saying Lopez, Pemblit, um, Ruten, or Volkanovsky, but it's going to be a tough one for him at his age. I think Patty gets it done. I wouldn't be surprised if Bryce wins, depending if he's getting sleep. Really? Yeah. In that what? Grappling. Grappling. Yeah.

Yeah. Silva's been taking down fights before and Bryce is a, you know, say what you want about the kid and his beliefs, but he's a beast fighter. Again, Bryce is a guy I, when I think has simply just been exposed to the wrong ideas and is mistaken. Yes. He doesn't have the background or education. So it doesn't mean the background or education.

So it doesn't mean I think he's a bad person. I think, you know, it's not like I'm rooting again. Also has nothing to do with this fighting. Like right fucking fight. Yes. Whether he's pro Hitler or not, he can fight. Yeah. Then you are Rodriguez, Patricia.

Yeah. You got Rodriguez. I get, yeah. You gotta go here. You're for the most part. I have all the favorites. I could see Bryce winning though. I'm rooting for Volkanovsky, but I'll if I had money I take dia Diego

I'll take Patty. I'll take Bryce and yeah, yeah And I'm hoping about his Red I'll take race Good car though. Yeah What else you got Jim? Jim Miller still doing it. Fuck. Jim Miller, Chase Hooper. Damn. Big age difference there. Damn. So you guys know, um, Hunt has had some issues with the UFC as of late legally.

Well, he's in a lawsuit for like 10 years with them. Right. And he's recently come out and this clip's going a little viral with, he's claiming Dana White's going to one day be in jail. Yeah, until Trump. Yeah. Until Trump. Until Trump.

Until Trump. Until Trump. Until Trump. Until Trump. Until Trump. the UFC has of late legally. Well, he's in a lawsuit for like 10 years with him. Right. And he's recently come out and this clip is going a little viral with he's claiming Dana White's going to one day be in jail. Yeah. Until Trump goes. But then there was a comment here that I can't make big now, but I could on my phone it's and Brendan, I wanted to ask you about this, but let's play his clip first. I knew that I'd be one of the richest men in the world from this lawsuit.

I didn't think that I'd come in from the richest men in the world from this lawsuit. I didn't think that coming from the poorest kid in the classroom to about to be one of the wealthiest men in the world is kind of crazy. This is why I'm going to tell you something. Like a lot of the stuff I've told you that people will sit like, huh? This man, all this. They wouldn't even know. Like I said to a lot of people, if I explained to you what actually happened, you wouldn't even believe me. Before this even is mandated into law, I've already given, I've already put out

in endowments $930 million. And I've even started talking about endowment. I never knew that I'd be one of the- So does that mean the UFC just settled with them to end the lawsuit? That part I didn't follow up on But someone this is the comment I was gonna ask you someone wrote it I can't open it now it says for everyone who doesn't understand There's a law slash rule when signing a contract that if the fighter doesn't get paid

He actually has the right and is entitled to now. I can't open it. Do you know what? I think this is a troll because the Seymour you can't click on so they just wanna well I don't know Brendan is there anything when you sign a contract that like states? Mark was paid though. That's my argument. Yeah, he was. No, they paid him. He lost the fight.

So he didn't get his win bonus. This feels a little unhinged. I don't think he's unhinged. We just don't have the details. Mark, Mark. I mean, he's talking about, he doesn't have $930 million. I don't even know what he's talking about. I'm having trouble understanding it. I don't know what's going on with the lawsuit, though, because he's been in a straight up lawsuit. I've talked to his lawyers and him.

He's been in the lawsuit for like 10 years. I mean, here it says back in 2023, Mark Hunt's lawsuit against the UFC, Dana White and Brock Lesnar alleging fraud, racketeering and breach of contract was dismissed by a federal judge in Nevada September, 2023, after a six year legal battle. The judge ruled that Hunt failed to provide sufficient evidence to support his claims that the trio knowingly misled him about Lesnar's

performance enhancing drug use before their fight. I don't know. Yeah. Because I saw him last year at Irwan and he was still pursuing it. I don't know. I mean I don't know. Be dope if he got paid. Yeah I don't know what this is about though. I'm about to be the richest man. Do you want to hear it again? Because I didn't really understand either. Well from this lawsuit, I didn't think that... from coming from the poorest kid in the classroom to... He's saying he's rich. ...the wealthiest man in the world, it's kind of crazy. This is fine. I'm gonna tell you something. Like a lot of the stuff I've told you, that people will sit there like, huh? Rich man, all this ****.

They wouldn't even know. Like I said to a lot of people, if I explained to you what actually happened, you wouldn't even believe me. Before this even is mandated into law, I've already given, I've already put out in endowments $930 million. He said he put out in endowments. What does that mean? Yeah, so-

There's longer videos of it too. He's created endowments. He's created like essentially Funds that people can use for various but he put it out is what he's saying causes. Yeah, so Did the UFC have to pay him some money you think it'd be public knowledge? I guess he doesn't he hasn't said yeah I'm sure I follow up with you know an endowment, he's been one of the richest men in the world. Okay. So he's given out 930 million, what the hell?

Who can give out 930? No, that's why this is... He's already given out 930 million endowments, he's now one of the richest men in the world from this lawsuit. Yeah, I... I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know.

I don't know what's going on with it. Yeah. Yeah. Brendan, you've been posting a lot of workout videos, and I just want to... This came on my algorithm now. Oh, Jesus. If I have to watch this, we all have to watch it. If I have to watch it, we all have to watch it.

I know exactly what's going to happen. Well, we all have to deal with it. No, I ain't dealing with it. Let me see. That's so know exactly what's gonna happen. Well, we all have to deal with it. No, I ain't doing it. Let me see. That's so stupid that he's doing this. I can't even tell what's going on. Mm! What the fuck is he doing?

Yeah, of course, he's so dumb. Thanks to you, this is my algorithm now. Don't laugh. God, what the fuck is he doing? His tendon's broken. What was that for though? Why would he do that? Because he was told, he probably saw it on YouTube,

and it's like, this is how you get your muscles, and you can't do stupid shit. You cannot do dumb stuff. The post at InsaneAccents.ig says, bad luck or no skill? Not educated. Somebody doesn't know it, yeah, not educated. You just don't know what you're doing.

Dude, his knees are so fucked. Fucking. The amount of rehab he's gonna need to pull. Someone wrote, is he okay? No, he's not. No, he's not. Definitely not okay. No.

This person, yeah, why would you even do that if I just do the machine? I don't know what he's doing. Jesus Christ. I've seen that before. I've seen that more than once. I've never seen that before, it's so stupid. What are you trying to build? The quads then? I don't know.

He saw somebody do something and thought, you know, there's a lot of information out there that doesn't really. It's just, you know, clearly he's not like in crazy shapes. He's probably new to the gym. And you make this plan. You probably get in shape. You have plans and oh no, you won't be moving. You're going to be- This girl probably broke up with girl probably broke up with them walking for about oh, no. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna really

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You guys can determine, but Oh, before we comment, is this kid, uh, mentally He might be. No, no, he looks normal. I just want to make sure before you kids can be a little bit. Yeah. What are you watching you tell me? Yeah.

Showtime. Showtime. No. Yes. Thank you, Chuck. Turn it up! Turn it up! Squirt it up. Turn it up! Turn it up! Ah!

Come on! Come on, man! Turn it up! Turn it up! Turn it up! Ahhhhhhh! Come on man! It's an axe kick. His dad said showtime! I get it dude. Get up! Put your weight in! Get it! Ahhhhhhh!

Nice! Let's get it! Let's go! His dad keeps going, turn it up. I think it's cute. Yeah, this is a, but I don't know how hard that is to do. What can you do it? Yes. Look like cinder blocks on the that one.

Well, the cinder blocks are holding the easiest thing of all time. Of all time. He should probably do wrestling or jiu-jitsu if he wants to like. What kind of wood do you think this is? It's can I pick it up at Home Depot? Yeah, it's pine. It's the thinnest wood. Like balsa wood, I think.

It's pine. So if I pick some up next episode. It's not. Balsa wood is like so easy to pick. Also, do you see how precarious it is on those? That's not even wood. That's probably painted. That's like balsa or it's, I think it's like really

brittle. It's so in with, within movies, when you punch something, you have fake a stone and that's what that is. But also I'm, if this gives the little dude confidence, he might be, he might be touched a little bit. I don't think so.

I think you're off. I think a ton of people do taekwondo. You did taekwondo. That's not taekwondo though. We didn I think a ton of people do taekwondo. You did taekwondo. That's not taekwondo though. We didn't do that. Karate, taekwondo. Some people do that. That's karate.

That's that old school karate. No, some people do that in taekwondo too. The taekwondo karate. But in taekwondo, if you're going to break boards, a lot of times you're jumping in the air. It's athletic. It's hard. You see a lot of it.

I did that. But this is a little bit different. I think with this kid too, like, you know, your friends are going to mess with you. They're going to give you real wood. And you're going to be like, yeah, oh, yeah, I could do this. And like you know your friends are they're gonna mess with you they're gonna give you real wood and you're gonna be like yeah oh yeah I could do this and in any studio where you have sparring you know where you're actually people are getting kicked in the head knocked out would you make fun of this I mean you just do. I mean I make fun of Taekwondo and

karate in general but they should have like if you want your kid in 2025 to get confidence put him in wrestling put him to do something he can actually use yeah but again if this what he likes to do, I don't know if it's better than playing video games or some fucking weird kid, you know? Yeah. Like good for him. He's outside breaking shit, doing some athletic, a little thickie, you know? Yeah. It's better than what most kids are doing. There's a whole subculture of these karate guys that put on, you know, they break all the boards. It goes back to the seventies and the eighties. It goes back to the parenting. If I walked on a gym and they're doing this like, let's get out of here. This isn't real.

You're not going to learn how to fight doing this. Yeah. None of that's correct technique. None of that. You're not going to be able to fight anybody. You're not going to be able to defend yourself. You're not going to be able to use it. If you're blocking punches like this and throwing like this, yourself. You're not gonna be able to use it. If you're blocking punches like this and throwing like this, get out of there. Yeah. I just want to say this. When I, a Taekwondo master, Yeah. One of his rules was always when you're walking around, have your hands like this. Because it's faster to do a, to close your fist when you get in a fight.

Come on. That's, yeah, that's a guy. I mean, I was a kid and I was like, he's a guy. I was a kid and I was like. He's never fought. I was a kid and I was like, this guy is, I'm not doing so much. There's too much information these days. I don't know why, how karate, taekwondo schools are even open. You can go to karate, taekwondo schools, if you go to the right one, those guys are kicking

and they're athletic and people do get fucked up. But also learn real fighting. Like go kickboxing. But there's so many schools, like up the street, there's a boxing gym now, karate, there's UFC gyms. up the street. There's a boxing gym now karate. There's UFC gyms Like a basic kid that's learning UFC will beat the fuck out of a taekwondo kid Yeah, there's normal skills do you feel there are people that competition that one dough with people that were actually kicking itself It can be pretty nasty. They're not punch. It's from they're not punching to the face, but they do kick to the head people get knocked out

So if that's your thing, it's fine Right. It's like they're like like Stevie Wonderboy Thompson started out as a taekwondo guys Dad has taekwondo schools and those guys fucking you'll learn you'll learn distance and kicking and all that now We can learn real fighting. You're also gonna want it's also not early 2000s. There's no reason why you'd walk in taekwondo gym There's so there's legit MMA gym. Yeah, legit. But then again, some people don't want to get hit, right? No, then don't go. No, that's not for you. Right? Yeah. Then do learn the taikata and all that bullshit.

Like some people are more into the dance aspect, the katas and the competition there. I'm talking about a kid that is like getting bullied in school. There's so many access to good gyms. We can learn to fight. Yes. It's with actual good coaches, not these bullshit YouTube videos. Learning, learning some real Muay Thai kickboxing, some wrestling, some, some jiu-jitsu, there's gyms that teach that.

Yes. Like it's accessible to anybody. I personally think you get more out of that because it's so hard. It's, but it's real too. Like can I actually use it? Yeah. Some kids bullying in school and you fucking double leg them and ground and pound, you're going to use it.

Yeah. And that, and, but for me, it comes down to what's actually real. What really is the truth? What really works if, because if people who did karate like that, didn't act like they can use it, I'd be fine. The problem is that they, they act like what they're teaching is actually effective. If they would say, this is not going to teach you. Which is wow, because in 2025 there's something like YouTube and it's like, what?

Yeah. Yeah. It's on the parents, you know? Yeah. But again, if it gives that little dude confidence and he's crushing- But some parents don't want their kids to get hurt and all that. I get it. I get it. Well, my dad took me to Tequendo for specifically the main thing was the discipline. So that's great. You can get that from any martial art, which is great. The Koreans are hardcore with that Tequendo shit. And discipline. Discipline is like the biggest

thing. Yeah. 100%. And body control. It's athletic, you know, all that stuff. So. Alrighty. That's it. That's it. We did it again. Guys, Springfield, Missouri, April 18 and 19. Blue Room. I'm going there. It's a great club. What's that? Great club.

It's a great club. Springfield, Missouri, April 18, 19. I will see you there. I'm excited and we'll, we'll shake it up kids. We'll shake it up. All right, kids. That's it. We love you.

This is The Firing Kid. We're out.