The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen Stars in Johnny Depp Documentary! | TFATK Ep. 921
Episode Date: August 24, 2023Bryan Callen shocks Brendan Schaub and the crew for his role in the new Netflix documentary Depp vs Heard, play a game of Name Yo Asian, and talk the art of Voice Overs, the crazy Logan Paul vs Dillon... Danis press conference, current events around the world and much more! DraftKings - Promo Code: Fighter Magic Mind - https://magicmind.com/ House Of Macadamias - For a limited time, Fighter and the Kid listeners a free box of 45% macadamia snack bars - one of each flavor - when you visit houseofmacadamias.com/tfak plus 20% off your entire order with code TFAK
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Yes we did, cause we got it again
It's the finaly again
This is really the finaly kid
Come on baby
Yeah we're good kid, what's up fam?
I practice a lot bro
Dude you, what's up?
Do you feel different?
I do
Dude you're acting different
I feel good
Do you think you're leaving the show now that you're in a Netflix doc?
Well, I haven't seen the doc yet
You're saying this now right? I haven't seen the doc I have seen the doc it
Hey think it's just just so everyone's
aware of chin Georgie you realize
Calons in the Johnny Depp Amber
heard document on Netflix what fans
blew me up yesterday about it you
don't you don't know the see the
channel and that's insane I didn't
either and I never knew they were
gonna use it I guess I did
Patrick bed David's podcast and they
used that clips at me talking about
I haven't seen it yet dude
You look great. Well, you're here. I guess a white backdrop. You're here's a nightmare on that Jesus, but
Yeah, whenever they have a camera here you came in acting with different today, and I was like a little cocky
Oh, I knew it. I knew it a little cocky
You know I came in and I was like hey, I what the fuck is with all this mess over here somebody clean that up
And I went like that with my hand.
Did we have popperuts outside?
Yeah, I know.
Like, tell us what it's like to meet Johnny Dup.
You're like, no, no, no, no.
Didn't meet him.
I did, I did, I was standing next to Jimmy Burke when Jimmy Burke hugged him at my,
I tell you, Demi's feeling.
You got a, you got a whiff of him.
Yeah, Jimmy Burke, like, looked at him and he goes,
I was really good friends with Teddy.
I love what you said.
Thank you so much. And he gave him a hug and, and then he just looked at him and he goes, I was really good friends with Teddy. I love what you said. Thank you so much.
And he gave him a hug and then he just looked at me
and he goes, you know, I did that for you, right?
I was like, you're fucking drowning.
That's great.
You hugged him.
Does he smell like a...
Johnny, that was wearing a top hat
and he looked awesome.
Does he smell like a magic shop?
He smells like magic.
I just...
I was like, do you or?
I'm one of those guys who's not cool around super famous
people. And this was this was this was this was literally 20 years ago when he was at the
height of his fame and beauty. And I'm just looking at Johnny Depp and he's got a top hat on.
So talented. He's got a top hat on and like he's dressed like, you know, how he was when
he was the mad hatter. Yeah. He looks like that. And there was a guy who was a friend of his who was dressed in a similar way who had a walking stick
with a cue ball on it.
Oh wow.
So he had that guy with him.
Those guys into the dark arts.
Dark arts.
And I'm looking at Johnny Devin, just going,
you all never be this cool.
I'll never be this talented.
And I just was looking at his face, but I didn't say anything.
Oh, you should, my hands by my side like you.
No, you should do what Hot Girls do.
You know what the Hot Girls are,
they're trying to get the hot guy, their mean to them.
Yeah.
You should just want to have them go.
You know, voodoo?
Who goes, excuse me?
You know voodoo?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Will you dress like it?
Right?
You look ridiculous.
That's a very, that might have got his attention.
That's a legit question.
That question is the most legit question.
Johnny, do you know, do you know voodoo?
You in the dark arts or you just,
or maybe you a white witch.
You know what I mean?
You're a white witch?
You're a warlock.
You a white, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You a good warlock.
Are you a druid?
And where's your
tattoo?
That would have stuck out.
I think so.
I think so.
What is the formula to immortality
which you obviously have?
Or it should just came in and just cause the whole scene
like this guy drinks kids blood, right?
Yeah, but that was before all those rumors.
I know that's when it been cool.
I'll tell you this, there is this weird
other subset subculture which is the friends
of big celebrities. Like Leo decaprio's friends,
Johnny Depp's friends, there's that pod of people
that are always around him.
Yeah, you know how in the ocean there's a big fish,
there's like a shark and there's the little fish
that feed off of a pilot fish.
Yeah, the pilot fish that hang around.
I don't wanna be mean to the people that are friends
with them, cause I don't know, but.
Oh, another pilot fish.
There is a thing.
There's nothing around that.
Meanwhile, people are like, what are you guys with Rogan?
But there is a thing, but we're not.
But there's a thing.
We don't make money off from them.
No, no, that's good.
Those guys make money off, John.
And they also do things for them.
Yeah.
I mean, you're my pilot fish, right?
Oh, great.
Why are you the fish underneath?
Old fish.
You've been with me a while, bro.
You pilot fish. Hey, you know how you get my beak wet, right? You've been with me a while, bro.
You pilot this. Hey, you know how you get my beak wet, right?
You know how you get my beak wet, right?
Hey, Brian.
Hey, how much?
Hey, Brian.
How much does Netflix face?
Excuse me.
I'm on a Netflix documentary.
You might want to re-phrase what you're saying.
Because it's different now.
It's different, things are different now.
Yeah, ain't no pilot fish.
This pilot fish, not spread wings. Yeah. I'm about to go to another fucking. I'm about to swim. Yeah, ain't no pilot fish. This pilot fish, not the spread wings.
Yeah.
I'm about to go to another fucking...
But the swim.
Yeah, about to swim on his own.
You're about to find another big old gray whale.
The copy.
That's right.
Yeah.
But I gotta get on the other big gray whale.
Yeah.
Okay.
Probably more famous gray whale.
Gotta do that.
No, I want to be on my own.
No, no, no, no.
What do you mean?
You pilot fish for me.
I want to navigate the ocean on my own.
No, no, no, you're not ready.
You're like, no, no, you're small.
No, no, you're not. Do you need one on no, no, you need to be the mom of the dad.
What?
You're on the dad.
Why call you daddy?
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, Brennan, take it back.
Hey.
Take it back.
Explain to me in the listeners,
how much enough like to pay for
be featured on Johnny Depp.
I'm glad you asked that question.
Now, it's important.
Let me tell you guys.
Yeah.
A million dollars.
Six million.
It was six million. It was a little less than million dollars? Six million. It was six million.
It was a little less than six million.
Maybe a lot less than six million.
I didn't know that they, I didn't even know,
I didn't know they, I never spoke to anybody about it.
I wonder if they spoke to Patrick David Beck
because it's a clip from his show.
Patrick Beck David.
Because I assume I should call him Pat.
He's close.
Yeah, I don't know.
I would assume because it's his show,
they signed off on Patrick signed off on it. Probably. Which I'm totally him Pat. He's close. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. So I assume, cause it's his show, they signed off on Patrick signed off on it.
Probably.
Which I'm totally happy with.
I, you know, I'm, well, you know how they're sitting around the table.
Imagine, imagine I was like, excuse me.
I assume that flicks in and around and like, you know, we have the, we have Patrick on
here, we have this.
Like don't we need to get a signal from Calamant?
He's fine.
So what they did?
They went, he's good. So they did? He's good.
That's how that went down. Is this it right here?
Is that how you're looking at my,
where I'm at now in my career?
Well, you know this time.
You think you got it?
He's fine.
In it, where do you work so hard,
and act in this the biggest thing you've done?
That frustrating.
It's frustrating for me, dude.
I don't like you.
I don't like you.
Where this podcast is going.
A Johnny Depp documentary.
I don't like that. The big of a high-cat dock entry? I don't like where the big of a high cat is going.
This is massive dude.
Brian comes in and goes, I don't want to talk about it.
Excuse me?
I mean, I haven't seen it.
What else do we have to talk about?
I haven't seen it.
Alright, let's give it a play. Let's be honest.
Can you please tell the jury why you're here today?
Mr. Accused.
Let me have have abuse.
My ex-husband is sweet me.
I'm the fame, you're gonna see who the real Johnny Debt is.
That was the one who's on the camera sitting in the courtroom.
She didn't.
I'm not going to be with the peer campaign to decide how to debt me.
Six mil, good right?
Six mil.
You got it for me?
That's it, that's it.
Wow, that's it. That's why I made the money. Hey, Johnny Debt,'s got it for me. That's it, that's it, that's it. Wow, that's it.
That's why I made the money.
Hey, Johnny Debt, Conor McGregor.
Yeah, it's a good year.
It's a good year.
What do you mean Conor McGregor?
You mean the Conor McGregor dog?
Oh, that's right.
Woo!
Man, it's different now, guys.
Dude, we're just different, I forgot I was in that.
We're just different.
I need some magic mind to fuck off.
Need to get my head right, because you,
do you think that?
You know what?
It happens when I drink this and I'm all bullshit aside.
I get a flow state.
My brain gets super clear and I get aggressive.
And this might be an episode where I come at you.
Because of the magic mind?
Just because I won.
This is my third one today.
Yeah, you, I know.
You gotta, don't overdo it.
Guys like you, like Kyle, all these guys,
like these, they go, I need another one, right away.
It's like, hey, hey, hey, calm the film down.
They're right away.
I told you, I got my one coffee, I do a few of these,
and the brain has worked.
I love these, I love the way they taste.
It's true, I wish it was even more.
I'd be like drinking, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, hmm, I wish it was even more green.
I got one, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go,
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I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go,
I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I He goes, man, take it easy, man. Just want to die. Nah, I don't get down that. If you're big, I suppose.
Dude, things are just different now for us.
They're different.
They're in the Johnny Depp.
And now that I have neutropics run into my fucking brain.
Woo!
Dude, now imagine if you took a magic mine on the Johnny Depp
documentary.
I would have been.
Dude.
My voice would have been even clearer.
Man.
Yeah.
I now recognize my voice anywhere.
I have a very unique voice.
I want to help you recognize your voice.
Well, but I have, I realize,
I think my voice I've been told many times is unique.
But have asked me how many voice servers I've booked.
Zero.
Not good at them.
Voiceovers?
I don't know why.
Buffalo Wild Wings.
Can't do it.
Buffalo Wild Wings.
I just, I think it's because I can't get behind something
I don't believe in.
So if you wanna fucking do an ad, it's true.
It's true.
You're gonna hear the lie in my voice.
You're like, hey.
There's a lot of things you could do though.
I don't know about that.
It's not like they're asking you to push, you know.
Nope. Also, hey, if I like they're asking you to push, you know. Nope.
Also, hey, if I like they're sending a ton of deals
your way to turn them down.
But I did when I was younger, you know, like Pepsi,
you know, I drink Pepsi.
I love Pepsi.
I was like, fuck, I can't, like I would be like,
drink Pepsi and I'm like, oh, I'm lying.
I would.
Yeah, I can't.
I love Pepsi.
I can't do it.
If I believe in it, I'll probably good.
Or maybe I just, voiceovers are a very specific technique.
You're trying to...
Yeah, some people are so good at it.
Oh my God.
You were the last one in form, I'm like, yes, don't want this voice.
There's so many better people out there.
Well, because when you start paying attention...
I actually read for the Buffalo Wild Wings.
I made the top five cut.
It's Buffalo Wild Wings.
It's game time.
That's not bad.
Buffalo Wild Wings, it's game time.
Yeah. That's what it was.
Try it again, that was good.
No, something like that.
I didn't do it in that boy.
I can't do that weird.
Buffalo Wild Wings.
KS1075.
That's that radio.
KS1075, that's the thing about radio.
Hey everybody, this is the crack.
Brian Callan here in his eight o'clock in the morning.
I hope you guys have an amazing time there in traffic.
And I'll tell you what, speaking of traffic,
Chrysler is running an amazing sale.
I was just down there and my buddy down there,
Chet will give you the kind of discount
you're looking for.
You see that in the minibre?
Have you seen that see bring that thing?
It's fantastic.
I'll tell you what, I thought it was a BMW and I'm not kidding around.
And you know, you know I'm not lying about that.
How you doing this morning, Brennan?
Yeah, radio's tough too, because they're like, it's Monday.
Monday, it's that money.
For whatever reason, Monday's hit me extra hard.
Who can relate to that?
Let's take your first caller, Catherine,
Colin and Drumkins, to school.
How you doing, Catherine?
It's Monday kicking your ass.
Yeah, it is.
It's totally kicking my ass.
But you guys always get me through it,
so I want to just thank you,
and I'll tell you, go birds.
As usual, the 405 is backed up and jam-packed.
That's right, and I'll tell you something else out there,
you listen, this may sound inappropriate,
but I got a boner that could blunt a cat's claw.
You know what I mean?
I'll tell you why,
because Brennan's wearing a little biker cap,
and it makes his head look extra small
And let's be honest the top of his head is extra small
Brain you know what I mean? He's got a big body with a small head and a tiny dick, you know what I'm saying?
All right guys, let's hear it from my boner right now, which could cut a diamond
I don't know why but I am hard as it gets and speaking of heart. I'll take you from here pilot fish
How about you suck me off at the commercial break?
Don't call me a
pilot fish you stupid son of a bitch you're a fat fucking whale and you're gonna
die soon I'm an outlet you been falling as well you pilot fish and I'm getting
sick of it that's true but I'll be dancing on your grave you piece of fucking shit
you're a big old mud pie you overgrown whale and I hope you sink to the
break Buffalo Wild Wings. NFL season is here.
Get the new hot wing from Buffalo Buffalo Wild Wings.
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That's right.
You know what guys, your shitter will be gone.
Because we have some hot wings for you.
That's why you remember when Buffalo Wild Wings,
there's a chicken wing shortage.
And like Buffalo Wild Wings now has chicken sandwiches.
Oh, chicken sandwiches.
No longer just specialized in Buffalo Wings.
We have burgers.
That's right, get the extra hot chicken sandwich.
I'll tell you what I ate, one of those,
tore my guts up.
It was delicious, but about an hour later,
I bent over and I shot against the wall
and I was exactly 10 feet away from the wall.
If you want explosive diarrhea, we are your people.
Buffalo Wild Wings.
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They're great. I'm going to cheek slap your face with my boner. How's that sound, Brendan?
Dude, how about you know the Johnny Depp doc?
Oh yeah, man. Woo! Is it? But is it? I don't know how the clearance works on that.
I assume they assume you think you wanna be in it?
Well, like the Conor doc, obviously I'd never be like,
hey, what the hell, man,
and you're never gonna email Netflix,
I'm like, hey, I think you might consent for this.
Not only that, but there's-
There's go.
What that just did-
Did you have fun though?
What that just did was depressed me.
The Johnny Depp talk?
My career was, you're in the movie,
you're in the fucking Joker?
You're in that movie and it's like, yeah,
if you, there I am.
Wait, the Johnny Depp, the press too?
Well, I mean, that's, I mean, for a couple of seconds, just like I was,
the deal though, Joker, yeah, that's all I'm just saying.
Yeah.
It could be worse fucking.
You could not be in the Joker, you could not be in the Johnny Depp.
It can always be worse.
It's half full, buddy.
I practice gratitude.
I wake up before I even get out of bed,
and I thank my creator for everything I have.
Gay, gay.
I hate when people do that.
Yay.
You know, hallmark card.
Come on, man, I'm just trying to,
I'm trying to open up.
Can you just give me a second, please?
Be grateful you found this big whale.
All right, let me try to,
let me just try to be sentimental and don't interrupt me.
All right.
I just wanna say, that's very important.
To wake up, count your blessings.
Yay.
I don't like it man.
I can't.
I just try to express gratitude.
Let me try it again. No. And just let it sink in your heart. I'm trying to get to express gratitude. Let me try it again.
And just let it sink in your heart.
I'm trying to get to your heart.
But can you do some original that I haven't heard?
I just want to thank my great people in this room.
George, you're doing an amazing job.
Chin, you have been old faithful.
You're an alcoholic and your liver is going
to have to be replaced.
But you have dedicated yourself to us.
And you're literally killing yourself for the cake.
We didn't ask for it.
No one's asking you to drink.
He just dies.
He died very peacefully.
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And that many bodies under his house.
But other than that, we loved him.
And he was a good man.
Like the Giggleo serial killer, Chin surprised us all.
He liked to fish.
He liked to camp.
I'd say thank you for everyone for coming.
We do have Korean barbecue in the back.
That's right.
And that's something Chin wanted.
He told us he wanted that.
Yep.
It's Korean.
It's Wagyu beef.
That's Japanese. God damn it. Different. You know, if there's a- Yep, it's crazy. It's Wagyu beef. That's Japanese.
God damn it.
Different.
No, that's the joke.
And there you go, that's Japanese I go.
I always did that to Chin as well.
There you go.
Hope he gets that fun.
Oh, good.
That's good, dude.
That's a little tribute to Chin.
Good callback.
Yep.
That's good callback.
We'd love you, Chin.
Chin tried helping me with my Asians
weren't Australia.
Oh, better. perfectly. Not perfect.
This is actually perfect timing.
I can't believe you've said that right now.
Why?
Because I have a little game,
I prepare for you guys.
A game?
I like games.
I like games.
Buffalo Wild Wings.
It's getting hot.
The NFL season is heating up,
and so is your app.
If you'd like to watch football with your buddies
sitting around and couch with no
comparison, you're likely modified chicken wings.
You've never seen a chicken this big.
They're thick.
Here we go.
All right.
This is great.
That's perfect.
Freaking segue.
I love this Cambodian.
I'm not going to be.
So we have a rest of them.
I will get Cambodian right.
So this is actually, we have a list.
Korean Japanese Cambodian.
Filipino.
Chinese Vietnamese Thai. I think Filipino spelled with a pee
But that's Philippines okay, the Philippines with us is it all right come on
I'm Asian
Buffalo Wild Wings we're going Asian we have Korean
Japanese Cambodian Filipino Chinese Vietnamese and Thai wings
Philippines, Filipino, Chinese, Vietnamese, and Thai wings. Thai wings.
Thai wings.
And Thai wings.
Thai wings.
And Thai wings.
Oh, and Thai wings.
Did you say Thai wings?
No, you stupid fuck.
Thai wings.
We're gonna have to cut.
This is not working.
This is kidding Asian.
So, I mean, if people want to play along,
it's the options are Korean.
Korean Japanese Cambodian,
which is Kamei,
Filipino, Chinese, Vietnamese, and Thai.
Those are the options.
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Asian this brought to you by Buffalo Wildlings name your Asian name your Asians perfect. Do you know your Asians?
All right, so you guys have markers in your
Okay, I wonder what great. Yeah, why did I get great? No brown
I meant that for Brian cuz he's going great yours is brown. Oh, I just switch it over
That makes sense
And then all right, so I just put the number. I'm gonna play one through seven
Music no, it's language. Oh
You know what you do chin language, which I'm be terrible at but then we do pictures
Next week name your age next week. Yeah Pictures. Okay, but first one. So,
remember just corresponding Asian put the number down which we which is like this would be
number one. This is probably well traveled. I feel like here's number one. I know. So,
but it's perfect because I'm a plus line. Brian's more culture than all of us, honestly,
right? And then but Brennan in we went across the pond. You were actually really good at
picking the A.C.
If I see them, I'm good with faces.
No, you bad with language.
No, but you heard the language.
When you heard the language, you actually knew.
So here we go, first one.
Name your agent, Pandit Bre!
But don't say it out loud.
Just write it down.
Okay.
All right, next. Hold on a little longer, give me that one again. No, yeah, give's a robot. Okay, all right, next.
Hold on a little while and give me that one again.
No, yeah, give me one more.
That's okay, give me one more.
Okay, got it.
All right, number two.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
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7.
Last one.
That's Japanese.
Alright, so... I don't know if you want to do this. I don a kid. That's Japanese. All right, so.
I don't know what you're doing.
You're not a stranger, but I don't know.
Can we see your...
Hold on.
Man, I don't know now.
It's so tough, I don't know if I get it.
They all sound exactly the same.
Can we see your...
That's fucked up.
Let's see your charts.
Do you want us to hand them to you?
No, just tell me if you're right or wrong.
Okay.
So the number one, you want to do this, Roger? See how many I get? Right, just tell me if you're right or wrong. Okay. So the number one?
Yeah.
You want to do this, Roger?
See, I'm gonna get right.
Circle the one you got, right, B.
Okay.
Circle big.
Number one is Chinese.
Chinese.
Got that one.
Did not get that.
Number two.
Ty.
Got that one.
Got it.
Damn it.
Give me the camera, T-J.
First. Number three. Ty got that one goddamn it to the camera to you
Number three
Thea mani Veminis now I knew cuz I was that that was I went come Cambodian, but it's a
Very number four
Cambodian fuck really god damn it fuck I'm gonna one right
Number five
Core in yeah, yeah, that was really yeah, you didn't cry in your face piece. Oh my wait
Number four was Cambodian. Oh, it sounds some Korean to me Korean. I got interesting bride
six
Filipino Yeah, I knew bride would get that one. Do you get a bride? Yeah, no Karin I got interesting bride Oh, first six Filipino
Yeah, I knew bride would get that one. Do you get a bride? Yeah, no, okay, and that leaves number seven. I'm sure you guys got a Japanese. I got two right
I got one two three. I got four right. Oh damn, but I fucking I would have gotten the Vietnamese and Cambodia, but that's really easy to scroll up
Brian you get it seems like you switched these.
No, I switched them last minute.
No, you did it, you cracked it out.
No, you cracked it out.
No, I just don't get to start flying.
It's fair, but he wouldn't want any ways.
I showed it to you.
I got two.
I got Jack and I got Jack and Korean again.
Yeah, Korean, so easy.
And then the year number four.
I heard Korean so easy.
Number four was what?
Filipino.
No, no.
Number four is Cambodian. I'm gonna be here for and then I'm here
Yeah, we don't want to keep going back over here. Oh, yeah, huh
Hold up so weird
So name you Asian that's gonna be the game that's a you want to record that game. Yeah, I mean
I'm a good name. Yo Asian don't do the song why
I'm in the game, let me hear number 4 again. Name your age.
Don't do the song.
Why?
What's this?
I fucked up.
Come here, I think.
I should have known that.
Let me hear a phrase.
That is so different than Korean, bro.
Here, here, here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, that's Korean all day.
That's Korean.
Oh, that's Korean.
Oh, yeah, Korean and Japanese.
I should have known that.
I didn't listen properly. Damn it it and then at the end of the
set that was a good douche I put good douche in there but you guys know that was a dumb
mish that was a dumb mess the Korean part yeah I mean I put a bunch at once so
I'm so good little probably I don't know from Cambodia
I don't know, anybody Chinese,
I should never have gotten fucking tired.
Don, Korean Japanese, baby.
It's fine, Brian.
No, it's not.
Two for seven.
That's a great game.
Thanks, man.
Good job, Chen.
Appreciate it.
Let's take a little break, B.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
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That was a great game. That was good. We'll do games like that. I love games time the time the time No, we never know guys. You never know now. We like that. Johnny Depp my trainer says he's like he's like I go
I'm done. I do 15 reps. He goes give me five more and then in my ear
He goes expect the unexpected and then whoops. What's this?
in my ear, he goes, expect the unexpected. And then whoops, what's this?
Did you get that?
Hey, bro, that Ayrdine bike I've talked about,
it hits me in my diamond of despair.
I call that area right here in your chest
that creates a coward in a soul.
And you get so tired, you're like,
I don't know if I can do this.
Let me ask you something.
Your time bike's been out since the 80s.
You just became privy to it?
Well, I've done it.
I did it once and on it, I think.
And I was like, remember dying.
I was like, well, I don't want to do that anymore.
And I might be the best thing you can do for your cardio.
I don't know.
There's other things you can do, but they're good.
Never gets easy.
Yeah, it's tough.
I think there's that new document.
Speaking of Netflix docs, there's a new doc on there called
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Percy Harvin, Tim Teebo, the Pouncy Brothers, and it covers when
The head coach got there when he first started there and then they recruit Tim Teebo
They have Tim Teebo and he's high school days. He was like the normal recruit. It's so good. Irremire. Oh, it's so good
Really? Oh, it's good and they show like Irremire like is I think his dad was like the normal recruit. It's so good, or a remire. Oh, it's so good. Really?
Oh, it's good.
And they show like, or a remire, like is,
I think his dad was in the military in the army.
His mom was in the Air Force.
So he goes, I come from a military background.
So I run a tight ship.
And they're saying it's like, when they recruit you guys,
like it's gonna be the toughest thing
you've ever done in your life.
And they show like the workouts they did.
It was so similar to see you.
We didn't have the same talent,
but toughness, we were right there. Really? It just brings back some old memories. About the workouts they did. It was so similar to CU. We didn't have the same talent, but toughness, we were right there. It just brings back some old memories.
Of the pain. Yeah. And Tim Teebo and I forget the other guy, the align
backer, they both loved it. And a lot of those other players like, straight from the hood,
they're like, what the hell is this? Yeah, well, like, what do you mean running until you drop
in that kind of crazy? Then shows them like throwing up, like, we call it dirty dozens at CU.
It's it, it's it mostly the running that kills you, like this right thing.
It's everything, no it's everything, it's everything.
And Irma Meyer said he goes,
that those kind of workouts are designed
to get people off the team.
So you see people like thrown up, crying,
or Meyer would have, and he can do this anymore,
which is a shame, but they have,
they would have them wrestle.
They'd have a guy start on his back, a guy on top,
and you gotta get up.
Fuck.
You're talking about five star athletes.
You couldn't do that today,
but I just made the guy stop.
Why can't you do it today?
Injuries and kids are bitches and call their parents.
They call it CAA.
Well, I think they're training kids differently too now,
because the repetitive injuries and stuff,
everything's different now.
And they're not in a good way.
Kids are soft. Kids are so soft, yeah. Well, they're not in a good way. Kids are soft.
Kids are so soft.
Yeah.
Well, they're just not tough anymore.
The Spanish would disagree.
Who?
The Spanish.
They're putting out some of the best athletes.
Oh, are they?
Yeah.
Name the best football player.
Tennis soccer.
They got amazing athletes.
And the reason is they had these camps with kids.
But the name like Messi came through.
I would think what you do.
Well, Messi's very old school.
He came up to compete came from they came from the
City only seven years I'm just telling you what what Spanish what I'm telling you to talk about to
pussy sports on top of an American sports soccer is not a pussy sport either is tennis either is they are though
No, no, I'm saying compared to American sports football has changed not for the better. It's gotten softer
Well, what I'm saying is that what what they find and the reason Spain's been so successful
is that they're bringing these kids up a little bit differently.
So if you have a kid who's 13, 14, on a second Tommy John surgery, it's like something's
going on there.
And what they're, what they're fine.
Why would they have Tommy John playing softer?
Tommy John surgery.
I'm talking about, you know, the way Americans were doing it and it's changing now.
From pitching.
Yes, but it's, it's but when these kids specialize to this degree
in sports with their trophy dads and stuff,
they are doing just one thing over and over.
See, that's a new age thing.
That's a new age thing.
So when we were kids, we played everything.
Played everything.
Now, they're coming back to that.
But that's what I'm saying.
Now, especially in America,
kids are specializing like the moms,
like, oh, he's going to NBA, he's going to MLB. So they play base water football year-round right they play every other sports. They don't no now
They don't but they're they're finding that you need to come back when you're younger to play all different
You do everything right and that's what the sales one different muscles
That's what the stats don't like when you specialize one thing right so they love one a football player had a wrestling background
Like he's all state and high school. They'd'd love that kid, that's he's tough.
Yep, it's like also with tennis,
so it's really interesting.
The kids that are like 12 and under who are that good,
who are like ranked nationally, a lot of times.
A lot of times just weren't going on
to do anything in the pros.
And it was just because they just,
they were just brought up different.
You burned down, burned down, all that shit.
It's also tough, then it's tough, no matter what.
You don't feel that good.
So bombing, if you're trying to have a bunch.
Yeah.
Because I was watching this Asian,
the Chinese kids, and their dad and mom were out there.
When I tell you that these kids were eight, nine and 10,
and they were playing four hours every day after school,
four hours, it's like, that's too much physically.
I think that's too much physical.
I don't think it's too much.
If that's what the kid wants to do,
he's obsessed with it, do it,
but it's when the parents won't show you.
But can your body take that?
Yeah, I still, when I was a kid.
Yeah, we've been out all day.
Of the same thing, though.
All day, football, basketball, all day.
But you're doing a lot of things.
A lot of things, yeah.
All day.
That's what we did.
But the problem is when the parents,
and then they have a specialty coach,
and it's all they folks on, and then it's not fun for the kid. Yeah, you're doing drills and running. It's
like, I don't know, man, you're nine. You got it. It's got to be like my son with a gym. I didn't ask him,
I don't ask him on the gym. He asked me to go here every morning. You going to the gym? Can we
go to the gym? I never asked me. Hey, really? Go never. It's up to him. He's just in the
other way because if you push him, they're going to get kids to do, especially when they get older,
they they they they they're motivated. They were about that's what you want. Otherwise, if you push him, you know what kids do, especially when they get older, they...
He's self-motivated.
They rebel. That's what you want.
Oh, this is fucking crazy.
George, you just sent me this.
These kids are incredible.
Oh, these are kids punching each other?
It's the craziest shit.
Two siblings, barren.
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The way she punches.
My footwork.
Kids moving his head.
Yeah, there's a bunch of videos of them.
Both side and deals is one championship, but yeah.
Yeah, I guess they make shoes with that, yeah.
Yeah, I can't, once you hit, you're not hitting the head,
that can't be good. No. Yeah, I don't know what the that yeah, yeah, I can't once you hit you didn't hit the head. I can't be good
Yeah, I don't know what the movies because even with football it's like kids are starting later as far as tackle football What do you think about that?
With tackle football. Yeah, like what do you think it like what what what how old were you when you were playing tackle football six?
Would you
Knowing about CT what is what do you feel about that?
Or do you know what do you kind of on the fence?
No, I'd let my kid wants to do that sign of what for no problem.
But the problem is now because America's so soft, it's tough to find a,
uh, literally tackle football.
Not all flag football.
Like we sign up for a flag football.
Is it down playing football like?
That's, you're playing grab ass.
Hmm. That's not football. When do the fundamentals? When are they getting the tackle like middle
school? No, yeah. I think the league that he's in will start tackling fifth grade. It's
a little late, but I mean, how old are they? And then they're like 10, right? Fifth,
he's going to second. So it'll be like 11 to 12 probably. What's this?
I just googled when do kids play soccer football?
They're just suggesting practice at age 12 and 14.
I'm not against that.
Would it make a difference in how they play the game?
I mean, 14s are pretty still pretty young
to start tackling, right?
No, 14, you're behind the ball there.
14 where you're fresh.
You can catch it, I was saying.
Stuff. Is it? Stuff. Yeah. Because I know tennis, that's actually late. No, 14 you're behind the ball there 14 where you're fresh you can catch your eyes great stuff
Is it stuff? Yeah, I know tennis that's that's actually late that well that's like you can't start Let's you're complete free. Yeah, I mean
I'm just with tennis you cannot if you start then at 14
You're never gonna you're never because those kids have grooved their stroke and they don't do anything wrong
Like they give the kids an athlete the only thing at 14, if you're not taking the hits
and it's like a tough sport, then you might not be for him,
but also at 14 maybe he's a little tougher,
so I think there's pros and cons.
There are definitely some freaks out there,
that's for sure.
But the CT doesn't bother me.
If you look at the stats, no.
Yeah.
Now you look down the South,
I don't have kids doing like Oklahoma drill
when they're like eight, like probably not that.
Like we don't need all the hitting.
Yeah.
Like the way I was raised, you know,
Monday through Friday hitting all the time
at the Oklahoma drill.
That's how you raise.
Yeah, that's not the way.
Hey, just not concussions.
It's just, you don't need to do it,
beat these kids up.
Like maybe hit twice a week,
other days work on skills.
Yeah, and I feel like if you're not built,
like you are like, like to take that kind of punishment,
fuck man, it's just a matter of time before you're fucked.
If you're hitting all the time like that.
No, because the guys who aren't built,
like me, the skill positions, good luck hitting those kids.
Yeah.
What about hitting skills?
What about the pros?
What do they do?
Scrimmage twice a week?
In camp?
What do you mean in camp?
There are no touch.
They don't touch each other. Not till Sunday. Yeah, not so. So what are they do? Scrimmage twice a week? Then camp? What do you mean? In campers?
Season they don't touch.
They don't touch each other.
Not till Sunday.
Yeah, not so.
So what are they doing?
They just run and they just run and play.
They don't have to play football.
They're pros.
They run and play.
They call it big college programs do the same thing too.
What are they doing watching tape running?
Yeah, they're doing all that.
And then they have the game plan for the week.
So they're just.
So they go over that.
Yeah, there's no hitting during the week.
But college programs like Michigan and Ohio State, they don't hit during the season anymore.
At that level, you should know how to play.
And they just get prepared for the actual things.
And what about in the preseason during practice,
scrimmage, all that stuff?
Preseason, they'll do some one on one stuff, they'll hit.
So when you see...
There's rules down in CWA,
you can't do two days anymore, we used to do three days,
can't do two days anymore. But used to do three days. You can't do two days anymore.
But what I like about Deon Sanders
is changing the culture at sea
because you got to be fucking tough, man.
At the end of the day, you got to be tough.
That's what the Florida was.
That's what we were.
Oh, how's the Alabama, the SEC teams.
They have the best talent,
but they're also the toughest teams.
When the going gets rough, they don't crumble.
That's why they do so well.
But like Deon Sanders showed a clip, they're't crumble. That's why they do so well. But like Deon Santa just showed a clip,
they're doing a hitting drill, something,
or the scrimmaging, and two guys start to fight,
and some guys come in, some guys are just standing there,
and Deon goes, what do you do?
If one fights, all you fucking fight.
Nobody's in trouble for fighting.
You're in trouble for not fighting.
Wow.
And people like, you believe this, I'm like,
oh, thank God.
So what do you mean?
I'm not saying two guys get to one guy
from the defense.
Let's say it's a defense, let's say to a receiver
in a cornerback and they start scuffling.
And three of the DBs come in and get his back
and nobody for the offense doesn't.
Yeah, I was like, what are you doing?
If one of you fight, you all fight.
I love that.
That's team cohesion.
Yeah, it's like, what are you doing?
I mean, that's my, that's my fucking,
that's my skating.
It's like you're not gonna get in trouble for fighting again trouble if you don't if you just let your guy get
That's old school, but I was raised that way like if you're you and our friends, but you're in our friends
And you're gonna fight can you imagine if you got in a fight with with with somebody on like in a situation
And you just read I imagine that I'm like hey, but and you're just running can you I mean?
Even if you're in the wrong, I'm like, we'll talk about later.
I'm like, you're back.
Like, that's from the wrong.
It's a beautiful one.
You're still my friend.
I got it.
Now we're both then and you fucking out.
So, I'll yell you later.
But we gotta be, now we're here.
Those days are over.
Those days are over.
That's not, I'll live and die by that.
Create, I live in the dark.
It was like that white guy who's picking on that black guy
and the doc.
I guess, and then you see all these guys coming.
It's like, that's how it should go for everybody in this space.
That's how I am.
I mean, that's how I am.
I, you know, if I die that way.
If I die that way.
If I die that way.
If I die that way.
If I die that way.
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If I die that way. If I die that way. If I die that way. If I die that way. Whatever it takes, bro. About everybody, my wife has some health issues.
And she got COVID, but it was real bad for her.
She almost died.
And he said to me, he goes,
you're the only guy who called me every day.
And I was like, well, I don't need a medal for that.
I call that what you do.
That's the mother of your kids.
She was in real dire certain.
Obviously, I'm gonna call my friend
to make sure everything's okay.
I don't think of that as something
I'm not going above and beyond.
That's just me picking up.
Yeah, fuck me.
I'm gonna put a pillow in the face.
I'll do it.
If that's rare, right?
Yeah, I'll pull a killer.
No, that's not what I meant.
That's not what I meant.
It's text me, because I don't know what I meant.
I'm not gonna hide a body.
Well, you know, I have a few friends who will.
No, I have two.
I would too.
When I say, laugh, everyone here,
at chin, I don't know.
I feel like you'd snitch on us a little bit.
I'm the one that probably would be the one
having you guys help me hide the body.
Chin's Korean, he's down for the cause.
Koreans are hardcore motherfuckers.
Yeah, do you remember that?
Koreans, my typeekwondo,
Jesus Korean hardcore Korean said to me,
he goes, he told the story, he said,
you know, it's like a parable,
but he was talking about your friends.
A lot of you think you have friends you don't.
A lot of these people are not your friends
because he saw me hanging out with people.
And he goes, just be careful because you like a lot of people.
I should've listened to him fucking a long time ago.
And he said, you know, there's that story about the father
said, do you think you have friends?
And they took a pig and they put it under a sheet.
It was bloody.
And they went to every one of these friends' houses
and said, we gotta help, you gotta help us hide this body.
And they were all like, fuck that and close the door.
And it was one guy who said, I'll help you.
And he goes, that's your only friend.
Well, that's your dumbest friend.
That might be your dumbest friend, but it's your friend.
He's dumb, but that's your friend.
But you know, that's your friend. He's dumb, fuck, and don't always lie if cause you killed somebody for the reason. It's just him that's handling of friend. Well, that's your dumbest friend. That my peer dumbest friend, but it's your friend. He's dumb, but it's your friend. He's dumbest fuck and don't always lie
because you killed somebody for your reasons.
It's just the most handling of a corpse,
but that's the weird thing to do.
But if you can't imagine me and said,
I fucked up.
I had to pull somebody's head off their spine.
I got a little band band on them.
Yeah.
I'd be like, oh, fuck dude.
No, there's a few people.
Oh, I was like, oh, well, and then I help you
hide the body and then I would call the cops right away.
The minute you left, I'd be like,
guys, this is awkward.
You'd be like, do I need 30 seconds?
I'd like to make an anonymous tip.
I need 30% of your salary.
Oh, dude, I watched this, you know,
the gigolo serial killer, you know, I'm into that stuff.
I looked more into it.
What's interesting about that, you know,
he could have been caught 15 years ago.
You know, they had all this evidence.
They got the long island guy?
Yeah, they had all this evidence. They got the long island guy.
Yeah, they had all this evidence for ever.
Here's where it gets, here's where it's interesting.
So the chief of police there was really into escorts as well
and knew him and knew he was doing this stuff.
But he thought if that guy got caught back then,
that it would have put a spotlight on the police force.
So he made sure that he wasn't caught.
So one of the guys that's in the chief of police involved,
he was banging some of those girls.
Oh, he was notoriously mellow.
He at the meetings, the celebrations,
like Christmas parties, whatever,
he would bring escorts.
And they just knew he was really into escorts.
So what this guy did is he hit all this stuff so it didn't face back the ham.
So one of the ladies, one of the S-corts that the Giggleau guy killed, one of the S-corts,
she got into this guy, came over to her house, and she had a roommate.
And she called her roommate because he was getting really aggressive.
She's like, hey, this guy, something's up.
He seems like a goddamn sociopath. Get over here. He busts in the door, and he was aggressive. She's like, hey, this guy, something's up. He seems like a goddamn sociopath.
Get over here.
He busts in the door.
He was like, I walk in, there's this, he's like, six, seven.
So he was like, he was like, this is the cop.
No, this is just the escort's roommate.
Oh, God, you got to, you got to, you got to.
And he goes right away, I was like, oh, this guy's problem.
And he kind of fucked him up and kicked him out.
But he said, the guy was just cold blooded.
He was like, drove off to stare at him.
She goes missing a month later.
He goes to the police like, I know exactly who did it.
He looks like this.
He drives this car.
He lives here.
They hit all that.
Fah.
So then they then they found her body, right?
And then they found more bodies and they found like four bodies.
And it was the winner.
And so they get the dogs, the sniffing dogs out,
the chief of police pulled them back
because they can't smell anything in the winner.
Like what the fuck are you talking about?
What are they, lifeguards?
They don't work in the winner.
And they're like, yeah, the dogs don't work in the winner.
So he pulled it off.
So all the evidence, decayed, all the body,
all the evidence decayed.
So when they went back and found multiple,
multiple bodies, they couldn't find the evidence
because he didn't want to trace back this piece of shit.
Yeah, man.
So there was a whole thing.
And I didn't know if that chief police
is involved in the murders.
He's putting this up, but he definitely massed everything
because everybody around that town knew there was this guy.
And the chief police made treating get caught.
James Burke, Jimmy Burke was picked up
in Suffolk County James Burke, Jimmy Burke, was picked up in South of County,
Mark, 10 years old.
See, but now that he's not the chief of police,
it's coming out.
But when he's running, he made sure this guy didn't get caught.
And the shame is they could have saved a lot of lives.
What the hell?
Interesting, right?
Was the guy gay though?
I thought he was listening for a gay guy or something.
No, or dude.
No, no, no.
Only chicks, man. Come on, fold the case on. I thought I or dude. No, no, no, only chicks man.
Come on, follow the case, huh?
I thought I saw gay.
No, no, not far from it.
Oh my God, that's him.
Only one after woman.
I mean, I mean, dude, dude.
Crazy, right?
You can't see this is what I mean.
You cannot do that.
You can't fucking do that man.
Man, when you're right, you're right, dude.
But you know what I mean?
You have to live with yourself.
Like if you're dealing with,
you know what I mean.
No, but think of your that chief police.
If you would have got off the first murder,
you save how many women's?
He's one of the same.
That's what I'm saying.
So you have houses and I think ears are in Seattle
and Vegas too.
And there's women that are missing this.
So they think he was killing in Vegas
in fucking Seattle.
Who's that?
Go back out.
Who's this guy?
That's a chief police.
Oh, who's the other guy that was walking then?
That's chief police too.
That's the same guy, huh?
That's cool.
That's chief police. That's him now.
Oh, okay.
He's no longer chief police, so now they're looking into it,
but there's like, I witnessed who are like, dude,
we knew this was the fucking guy.
We knew exactly he drove a Chevy Avalanche, a green one.
They gave him the exact details of the car he drove.
The fucking serial killer would park it on the street.
Right, there he is.
Dude, it's so embarrassing.
You are the chief of police.
It's so bad.
Dude, I looked up at houses in Gigao Beach.
That thing is nice.
I mean, it'll be an escort down there,
but that thing is nice.
Burke did a baribones investigation
into the serial murder case,
freezing out the FBI and other agencies,
working on the scurvy of 11 bodies, 11.
How about, dude, how obvious is it
when they have the smelling dogs,
because they can't work in the winter,
let's wrap those things up.
Dude, you can't.
It was like, what?
You cannot lie, and you just can't.
You've got to just take the pain,
or it's going to come out.
But this is where my skeptical or it's gonna come up. This is where my my my skeptical
Hippwise come up my spice and scroll off is
He was so scared that it was gonna look bad on him cuz he's in the or escorts
That seems that's wait a minute. I feel like he's involved in that. That's where's all burning it gets thicker
disgrace long-awaited police chief James Burke who botched gig low
Beech serial killer Rex humerman's probe scene leaving job to being busted for
Offering male undercover cover cuz of free sex. That's right. That's what I saw. I thought you're saying the Giglo beach
No, this guy's a freak this guy's such your dick her titty. He don't care
His issue is is I think he's more involved than we know, but he was in jail for 46 months. Yeah, shit
That's a long time, brother.
Oh, so he was, he went to jail.
But why was he in jail for 46 months?
For beating him in.
Oh, jeez.
See, I think he's involved in the murders.
I've seen this too much.
Dude, I watch way too much first 48,
all the serial killer docs, this guy's involved.
So how about he killed someone with...
Now I'm confused because he was getting um
So he he was into guys no no and women and women mainly when so he was trying to suck your guys
We know there maybe for money. I don't know, but he he also him and that giggle beach guys had this similar
prostitutes they they they were in the same circle.
Okay.
Wow.
And he was running prostitutes.
I think he was hiring them for the other guys,
or was it just for himself?
The Giggle O'Beach.
Yeah, the police chief.
Oh, police chief for himself.
But they were saying that he's so involved
with the escort business,
and he knew that that was the circular.
It was probably getting money.
Yeah, they think he was involved in some a serial killer. It's probably getting money.
They think he was involved in some of the murders.
That's what I think.
You do?
You think the guy that got went to prison
for four years for beating him in?
I don't think he would have been.
Because that serial killer shit is deep, dark, weird,
and he hit all the evidence.
Because he didn't want to get caught
because he didn't want to get killed.
Because he didn't want to get killed. Because he let us. Sericular.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
The sin is the idea that he put himself first
over the lives of these women.
So you don't think it's extreme to think
that he somehow is involved?
I do.
I think I do.
Now, first of all, I think serial killer
is the act of law.
As they say in Shal-Shank, up to.
No, I think they act alone.
That's not true.
Summer of Sam did not act alone. He did. Oh my God, bud. No, he didn't. alone. That's not true. Summer of Sam did not act alone.
He did.
Oh my God, but no, he didn't.
Yeah, he did.
No, that's well documented.
No, no, no, no.
It's son of Sam.
I've Sam's son of Sam's.
I've read it.
I'm being told you're off on this.
I'm telling you, there's multiple son of Sam's.
That's not conspiracy.
He's a copycat killer.
No, no, no.
There's multiple people
that he was involved with. And the reason why he never snitch on is because the group
that he was with told him they'd kill his family. So he took the hit. There's multiple
people involved that son of Sam's. It's son of Sam's, not son of Sam, son of Sam's.
Berkowitz did not work alone. Ah, can you look up, did Berkowitz work alone?
Type in son of Sam's, Sam's plural.
You're stepping on my pool now, daddy.
I know.
And you're not knowledgeable.
I got real skeptical, I always on this part.
Let me ask you this, when's the last time you look
through the son of Sam?
Probably in the 90s?
Let's be honest.
Yeah, but I just don't think so.
And I don't see that, Bob. I think you're fully shit. He pleaded guilty to eight shootings. He began in New York in 1976. So who is he working with, sir? I mean, it was a, it was a whole,
it was a whole team. I'm telling you do. It's like a whole. I'd call it. You read a book.
Like that. No, it's, it's a, there's a book on it. Be there's a documentary on Netflix.
It's called son of Sam's
Uh-huh, and even the chief of police who arrested him agreed that there's multiple killers
I'm telling you I don't even believe in any conspiracies. That's why you and Sam get into it
This one's not conspiracy. Oh, cuz Google tells you kill the people
He he admits to the people that he killed killed, but he didn't kill all eight.
The son of Sam, the son of Sam's, uh, Sam's son of darkness,
from the example of the infamous series, the three eyes of a man obsession with the case,
one man's obsession. All right, brought to the end, man hunt history, the city is at the
mercy of so-called son of Sam, serial killer terrorized the gun. And mostly the
lover's name is 24-O postPosts, were a pedestrian,
but it was crimes, all right?
And anybody who grew up in New York City,
he bought a lot.
So this is where he argues that
probably did not act alone?
The chief of police who was involved in it
admits that he did not act alone.
Yeah, that's great.
I think you're, I think you're taking some,
what's it called, poetic license, buddy?
No, there's all sorts of information on this big.
I like that you want to believe that, and I appreciate it, but I think he probably
doesn't have to say that.
Click on that trailer to educate, Brian.
The promise is, you know what you are?
You're like my dad.
We want to see him out and get one narrative.
No, but my thing is, my thing is, my thing is to murder stop when they arrested him.
What's up?
Didn't the murder stop when they arrested him?
He was shooting people with a 44-magma. So whoever was doing that was that was David Berkowitz
I don't think he had a cool. He was I was I don't think he was meeting with other guys gone. Let's kill everybody
Sure, okay. Did they catch anybody else? You got you got to look into it
I'm telling you be and you full you full-blown conspiracy got now. This is not a conspiracy
That's what's alarming to me. See the yeah, cuz what when I asked you when's last thing looked into it. You said the 90s
Yeah, that's that's that's that looks like a well
That's a great way to get people to watch the documentary, but sorry, I'm not trying to mention
I don't give a shit. Yeah, but I. I'm not trying to convince you, I don't give a shit.
Yeah, but I just, I'm not like Sam, I literally don't care.
I don't think it cops would carry, I would agree with you.
No, of course, because they're so by the book, especially New York Times.
Yeah, sorry buddy.
I'm with you, man.
I mean, I like that you're basing it on a documentary.
I'm not beat, there's multiple, there's so many books on this.
Yeah.
You don't know, that's why I'm trying to entertain this.
Right.
Okay. It's like me talking about NFL football. I know a lot about give me ask me one fucking question about NFL football
I'm gonna start in quarterback for Tennessee Titans for the Tennessee Titans name the quarterback. They drafted what college you came from
right now
Lamar Jackson there you go
You know, it's like I'm that it's not like Sam, I'm like, I argue with you.
Ask me one more question.
Um, name the running back for the cult to once betrayed.
Well, can you not be a dick about these fucking specifics?
This is like current.
You're asking me like super current stuff.
The all pro running back for the community that was cult
who wants to be traded and it looks like he's going to dolphins.
What?
Who does Ezekiel Elliot play for now?
They're not the giants anymore. Not the Cowboys. I mean anymore. We said giant place. He plays for I believe he plays
We might play for I know we got traded and he might play for me. I get traded
What happened he got his creation got picked up
Running backs. I know this running backs don't have a long life in the NFL
Very cool, man. Time ten years long time, right?
Six years long.
Six years long time. But it used to be, it used to be they'd play for a lot longer, right?
No. No. 20-door set, those guys.
Yeah. You don't have to have the 70s?
Yeah. I don't know, man. But you proved my point, though, right?
Yeah, I'm afraid your son of Sam's stuff is,
it's what you want to believe.
Sure.
Yeah, you really think there was more?
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah.
I definitely think Berkowitz killed people,
not all of them.
Great people, right?
I don't think he killed all eight.
He definitely killed people.
The killing stopped though, and he got arrested.
Nope. The shooting, so that's what it's worth. There's more killings. There's more killings. all eight he'll be killed people the killing stop though and she got arrested no
the the the shooting so they didn't stop there's more kill is more kill is well
i mean you're gonna have to kill is all time
sure i know right i'm so you
specific i promise i'm not i'm not trying to
i don't care if you think that he was by himself but i'm saying fine the
specific profile at like uh...
where where this is a serial killer who is matching a certain pattern.
I think that stopped after you got arrested, didn't he?
You're assuming that he's a serial killer, which would mean three or more, right?
He said he he got arrested for eight.
He had he confessed to eight killings according to no,
according to that, he said I didn't kill all of them, but according to that, he said he
confessed to eight killings.
According to the article that chin brown now, he, later on, they said, and you know,
that video's from a year later.
So I didn't pull the trigger.
No, that video was not from a year later.
That's when he has gray hair.
No, that's a long time later.
Again, you gotta watch the start.
I know, you gotta watch the doc.
I'm telling you, that's the doc part of it.
Super sensationalist.
They're trying to like draw.
Well, that's what docs do, right?
It looks like good fiction.
Like I'm intrigued to watch it. I like it. Well that's what dogs do, right? It looks like good fiction. Sure.
I mean, treat to watch it, I like it, I get it,
but I just...
And all the books written on it, I'm sure it's all bullshit.
You know what I'm, you know what I'm kind of grating against?
Is that there's a lot of this going around about everything.
And nowadays, you can spin a narrative about anything, right?
Just anything that we talk about.
Whether it's the political point you do that on. You can do that on truth as well. You can do a narrative about anything, right? Just anything that we talk about. Whether it's the political point you want to have.
You can do that on truth as well.
You can do that on anything.
So let me ask you this,
but he said you know serial killers.
How many people Charles Manson killed?
Zero.
Not true.
Really?
Nope.
I don't think he killed anybody.
He directed people to kill people.
He killed one.
He killed one.
He killed one.
He shot a guy on Spon Ranch.
Okay.
But not a lot.
It was like he had that cult.
He's not a serial killer.
He's the most infamous serial killer.
Like we look into a man in case like,
and it's nobody's fault.
You gotta really be balls deep in him. We look at a man's case. You, and it's nobody's fault, you gotta really be ball-steepin'
and we look at a man's case, you think, right?
The family killed all these people,
that's the end of the story.
That's not the end of the story.
Here's what I give you right there, my friend.
Here's what I ask.
Here's what I ask the guy who's a legit expert on it
and you look at the book that Helter Schelter book
with forget the guy's name, Paloci, something like that.
I forget his name, but you're looking at that book,
the district attorney, the prosecutor,
had a whole narrative, whole Beatles thing, all that.
I think, right, I think that what this is what I know
about Manson, tell me if I'm correct.
Charles Manson, I know that they think he might have been
part of those MK-Ultra experiments.
100, that's documents.
Okay.
So the CIA at one point actually did use LSD and other psychedelics on unsuspecting people.
Even people that went into brothels and stuff.
This all came out in the church report.
Do you know who else they did that with?
The Unibummer.
Yes.
So a lot of these people were, you know, they want to see how psychedelics would work.
But Charles Manson also, like, grew up in what he called the hallways of always.
He was really badly abused and grew up in juvenile detention, things and all that stuff.
His mom sold him for eight ounces of beer when he was a kid.
And so you see this guy has been destroyed.
He tries to be a musician, not terrible.
Not bad.
I think he was hanging out for a while or for a second with people in that whole community.
The Beach Boys got him out.
The Laurel Canyon community, right?
Yeah.
So then that doesn't work out and he kind of goes out
and creates sort of the semi-cult to get the bet.
He had to cope before that.
He had to cope before that.
And he's charismatic, he's got a thing going.
And then these young kids get sort of brainwashed.
He wants to create a race war and gets them to go and says, we've got to do something
sensational and blame it on the blacks.
So then he has these women and these men who are his followers go to, I think, they tried
to go to one house that didn't work out then they went to Sharon Tate's house or Shinsay house was first, but they thought it was Roman plant these house, right?
But why did they want to do it to him because he was a famous director?
Because he's famous, yeah.
And then they killed basically, was it everybody in the house?
Everybody.
They stabbed everybody, including Sharon Tate and the here to the Folger, coffee Folger company, and the number one
like, style, in all of Hollywood.
Oh, so how many people did,
so they hit three houses?
No, that's all in the same house.
So, Sheerntate was killed with the here to Folger,
the lady, her boyfriend, Sheerntate's friend,
who used to be her boyfriend,
the like, basically the housekeeper was killed as well,
and then also the hairdresser, the sea bring so it was the
Biggest households on the planet and then they rode pigs and all that stuff from blood, right and then
What would they approach when they did all this shit? I'm sure in the next night doing the law Bianca house in
Los Felicia and they killed them to killed is a
Husband and wife they just killed him. Yep stabbed him and and text Watson did all the killing
a husband and wife. They just killed him.
Stabbed him and Tex Watson did all the killing.
Tex Watson.
One guy.
Well, he was the main, who did the major,
like the bad killing, then he'd tell them
they have to do it too.
And he should've been in his hands and shit.
Yeah.
The Tex Watson's the real real real.
Bring up Tex Watson.
He's a real bad guy.
Real sociopath.
He's still alive.
He's in prison in Texas.
Yeah, that's him.
He's the main culprit here. He's the really in Texas. Yeah, that's him, huh? He's the main culprit here.
He's the really bad one.
Scumbag.
Bad bad guy.
What a fucking scumbag.
And what was his deal?
He just was a sociopath who just wanted to kill people
probably.
Yep.
Man, what a fucking bad guy.
What a harsh.
He was on that, all the main killing.
And so, why did they go along with it? What was it about Charles Manson that they made them go along with it?
I mean, you know cold leader
Trying to please them. Yeah, they thought he was like the same coming to Jesus because he'd give them acid and
Then pretend he was getting crucified and then look like Jesus. So they thought he was able to talk to Jesus
Yeah, you get enough dumb fucks out there to do shit like that 10, he was getting crucified and then looked like Jesus. So they thought he was able to talk to Jesus.
Yeah, you get enough dumb fucks out there
to do shit like that.
And by the way, some of the girls are fifths.
Some of those girls are 14, 15, 16 years old.
Is that right there, right, young?
Yeah, one was 16 when she committed the murders.
Oh, fuck.
16.
You're a kid.
She just got in a prison, a month ago.
And your brain isn't even developed.
No, you don't know.
Yeah.
How about one of the followers? It was this young girl, she was like 15, 14. And the developed. No, you don't know. Yeah. How about one of the followers?
It was this young girl.
She was like 15, 14.
And the dad was like, this ain't right.
We gotta put a stop this.
He goes to talk to like beat Charles Metson up.
In that meeting gets converted, joins the family.
The dad's like, this guy's awesome.
I'm gonna stay.
Normal dude, nine to five blue collar guy.
So charming that one.
You get lost and you don't have a family or a dad to kick you collar guy. So charming that one.
You get lost and you don't have a family or a dad
to kick you into fucking gear, whatever it is.
That's what I'm saying.
A lot of these people did have the come from family,
but you know, and they weren't the best looking, right?
You know, five, twos make a 10, that's Charlie's.
Let me see the girls bring the girls.
They were not good looking.
They were not.
One girl was like, Cadius had a mustache,
but Charlie, Charlie, Charles Manson, Charlie, buddy,
and mine, Charlie would go, you're beautiful.
She's like, what?
Like, one straight up had a mustache.
And a terrible.
The one on the far left.
The one on the far right just got a prison.
The one on the far left was,
you have to be with the one.
That stem smiling as they're being arraigned.
Yep.
And then they shaved their heads and carved crosses on their foreheads.
Just Charlie did it.
Oh Jesus Christ, seriously?
See one on the far left?
Oh, she's not, how about the one in the middle?
It's not a great look, huh?
One far right part of the bezel.
Oh, punk rock band.
Five, two, make it ten though.
Oh, that's not a good look at all, yeah.
And she just got out.
Look at how much she is dude and looking at the middle. punk rock band. Five twos make it ten though. Oh, that's not a good look at all, yeah.
And she just got out.
Look at how old she is.
Let's leave it as dude and look at that.
Look at how old she is.
She went in when she was fucking 16 dude.
16 years old.
Kids.
Isn't that crazy?
You spend your whole life in jail.
Look at that.
That was during the trial in LA,
they're outside on the street.
And they shake their heads.
You understand how America at this point was like,
because people were like, what the fuck is going on
with these people?
They're just killing people?
We gotta do something about that.
Look at that.
Yeah.
You know, Steve McQueen was supposed to be at the the
Sharon Tate house that night, but he was like, he met some girl on the way. I was like,
I'm gonna get my Jesus. What? Shout out to her. Wow, shout out to her.
Shout out to her. He got a cancer anyway at 37. But he kept a gun with him the entire time.
Did he? Yeah. Smart. But even before he's kept a gun on there. I'm there.
I'm cool with that. I'm saying that's why it was good if he was there because he always had a gun
Oh, that would've been a real man's man a real man's man. You would've shot those fuckers right in the face
Yep
Not a bummer man. That's when you want a gun. You want to be now that house is not
That the the shuntate house they knocked it down the rebuild. It's like 30 million. It's on the market right now 30 million
House is amazing. Okay, so who's the worst sir? Where's your color of all time? No, no, no, no, I'm John Wayne gazing. What he did to those boys and stuff. No, because at least at least John
That mean they're all terrible, but John Wayne gazing at least killed like kids who were like 16 17 18 19 in their 20s
And they all worked no never younger
BTK killed families and tied up little kids and murdered little kids. I can't even hear about it.
I can't even hear about it.
I can't even hear about it.
I can't even hear about it.
BTK is the worst thing.
There's the evil of the evil.
So, I mean, it's horrible.
BTK is awful, man.
When I...
When I...
When I...
When I...
When I...
When I...
When I...
When I...
When I...
When I...
When I... When I... When I... When I... When I... When I... When I... Okay, the only circular, I can't get in two because he has kids. If it's adults, I can't get many of it.
Oh, I can.
If it's adults, I'm it.
Oh, fuck, I can't get any kids.
Adults, whatever, it's still all bad, but it's interesting.
It's bad energy, man.
When it's kids, I'm out.
I wish we could figure out a way to like have a scan
where you could see people's bad brain.
Be like, you got bad brains, you got bad intentions.
You got bad intentions.
You know, like there, it's a very rare person
who's that into evil. That bad. It gets off on evil. Those people, well there's a very rare person who's that into evil.
That bad. And gets off on evil. Those people, well that's why the night.
The night stocker is interesting because he legit like obsessed over Satan. So did
Brickowitz. Yeah. Sun and Sam's that whole cult was a satanic cult. But
the night stocker, Richard Ramirez legit had, you know, carved in the pentagon where the fuck it is.
He was quite literally thought he was a soldier of Satan.
So he thought by killing people,
you'd get him into hell, insane.
That's it, that's it.
I take a piss.
He is hopefully in hell.
All right, let's move on from serial killer talk.
Sorry, everybody.
You got a PP?
Yeah.
I'll take over, I'll keep it going.
What are we doing?
Are we rolling still?
If you want.
I don't mind, let's roll.
What else we got?
We have any current events?
Or what?
By the way, while we're talking, everybody,
and you were listening to this,
you're in San Antonio anywhere near that,
you come up to the Yellowwell Comedy Club.
Because I'm bringing heat.
Why is God a September one and two?
I had my son do a promo for me.
I saw it, it was very funny.
On your Instagram?
Yeah, watch, go on my Instagram.
I said come up with a promo for me.
Look at your cat.
There's cat.
Shout out to cat. I miss her.
Is it here?
Right this one?
Right there.
I guess.
Are you a guess?
I'm not listening to any of your stand-ups.
You listen to everybody else.
You don't listen to many.
I don't know who the heck is.
Who do you listen to?
Bill of War and Tony Zeldonick, Jim Gap, again, Sam Gretzky.
Sam Gretzky?
I don't even know that it is. Who do you listen to? Bill Ber and Fini Jelnet, Jim Gap again, Sam Gretzky.
Sam Gretzky?
I don't even know that it is.
So you used to Jim Ber, Bill Ber, Jim Gap again, Anthony Jelnet and Sam Gretzky and
I brought him home, and you're my son.
Come up with a good statement from our shows in San Antonio, Texas this weekend and my shows in Salt Lake City.
If your throat doesn't hurt after this performance, you get $500.
Why would my comedy hurt people's throat?
Because it lasts for a while.
Oh, that's good. I saw. What I encourage the heart of this 50 pounds of the day is for us.
You get a year.
You're right.
It's really horrible.
I don't have a common heart.
You got your pants on.
No, you got your pants on.
No, you got your pants on.
No, you got your pants on.
You don't shit your pants while I think it's like that.
You got your pants on.
I have my set and come up with that waist. Were you in San Antonio. They're staying at Hotel Amma. Yes, I am
Did you talk to them? Yeah, my favorite?
I love that place the best. Oh, yeah, you say they're George e. You know that yeah, you tell them a base
They give him the presidential suite really and his own pool and shit roads. There you go
I love it. What do you got you?
Guess who's on the Adam Corolla show?
Sean Aston.
In scene a man, which I can't imagine you remember,
but that was Brendan Frazier's kind of
most popular movie, breakout movie.
No one will.
Never saw Lord of the Rings scene in scene a man
more than a hundred.
He's seen it in 15 times.
I know, that's just a lot of ideas.
Kiwi Kwan, who was then going as Daniel Kwan,
had a small little part in that movie.
I was, it was Pauli Shore,
and then I was the kind of straight man
to Pauli and Brendan.
The fact that these two guys
actually put posted a picture of the two of them,
a Brendan and Keith shaking hands,
and then in the background,
me and Pauli, small in the back,
and I'm like, oh,
and for them to find a part
that people would love,
I'm just so proud of him,
so great for him. Now just, proud of him, so, so grateful.
Now just, it's between me and Paulie,
who's gonna get the next one.
The Adam Corolla Joe,
wherever finer podcasts are found.
All right, first one is just John Fury.
Oh, this is wild.
What happened in the first coat?
Let me feel Brian in.
So Logan Paul's fighting Dylan Dennis
and KSI's fighting Tommy Fury. So that's why big furries there are the dad. Logan Paul is fighting Dylan Dennis and KSI is fighting Tommy Fury.
So that's why big Fury is there at the dad.
Logan Paul is fighting Dylan Dennis in boxing.
In boxing, not jujitsu, that'd be a nightmare.
The issue is, is Dylan Dennis has been selling this thing going at Logan Paul's fiance.
Anyways, so the point is, is Dylan Dennis is going so hard in the paint.
Which I don't like it.
I don't either.
But, and I just don't think the juices
work the squeeze for Logan,
cause you beat up Dylan's whatever.
But now, like the reputation of his fiancee,
it's like when he posts about her
and the guys she's hooked up with,
it's getting like three million views.
Yeah.
But that's his only selling point.
So they do this press conference,
and it's kind of a shit show.
They don't do a face off.
What's interesting is Mike Perry's the backup fighter.
Logan, you have problems if Dylan doesn't show up
and Mike Perry steps in.
Oh, you mean Mike Perry boxing with Logan?
Yeah, man, that's tough.
That's tough fight for Logan.
Really?
One's real fighter, right?
Mike Perry's a motherfucker.
He's a motherfucker. But boxing is a little different. I
Mean Mike Perry boxes
He's a bearer uncle champion. You think Logan beats Mike Perry and boxing. I never said that. I'm just asking
I'm very intrigued with your I'm I'm that'd be all that'd be a nightmare for Logan
It would be a nightmare for Logan. Why?
Mike Perry'd be a nightmare for Jake Paul because Because Mike Perry. Really? Yeah, Mike Perry, funnier.
Yeah, I recently, yes, but I,
and as a, multiple time,
Pete, Michael, Venom, Page,
Pete, your boy Luke Rockold asked him,
how good Mike Perry is.
Yeah, Mike is teeth out.
I just like this conversation.
I'm liking this.
See, I don't think it, I don't think it happens.
This is intriguing as fuck to me though.
I never would have picked Mike Perry
and that you just said it.
You think Mike Perry, so Mike Perry, Jake. You think Mike Perry so Mike Perry Jake Paul fight
Be a tough fight for Jake Paul Jake Paul's got his hands full. Yes
Not to better fight, but Logan Paul Mike. I don't like
Low you better hope because because Logan Logan just doesn't have the experience for a Mike Perry Mike Perry's gonna
That's all he does. He's gonna barrel forward and just start slugging. Make it a dog fight. And he can hit hard, right?
He can hit hard.
Yeah.
And he can take a punch.
Mike's not afraid of,
no Mike's a dog.
Yeah.
But let me see.
Now Dylan, Dylan Danis is strictly Jiu-Jitsu
and he's new to boxing though.
Yeah?
But he has MMA fights.
He's fighting Bellator.
How do you do?
He won.
Yeah. How's he striking? Not good. Not good. He's gonna haveator. How do you do? He won. How's his striking?
Not good.
Not good.
He's got a high score.
Yeah, Logan straight lost.
Why would you say that he wouldn't show up for the Logan Paul fight?
He's been in a torsie known for not taking fights and not showing up.
Really?
He had a fight booked with KSI who's also on this fight card fighting Tommy Fury
and he didn't show up to that.
He didn't show it, just didn't show?
Yeah.
Very strange.
I haven't seen this, what is it, Chin?
We'll just play for you.
Yeah.
We got the fight in the world.
Yeah!
We're moving in the line!
We're moving in the line!
What?
What?
What?
You're not Bobby.
That's what I'm saying.
What?
What?
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Nick!
Let's get a fucking ball rolling.
Get the cake and somebody's not gonna ask for it.
Before I do it.
John John, please John.
You little kids, I'm a machine!
I'm gonna thank you to anybody!
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Right before this Logan was about to try to tell a personal story about Dylan Dennis' parents using both of them by name and
Then John interrupted on look at this size. He was like enough. But the size of the shirt is dad
Look at how much bigger he is than Dylan Dennis Jesus Christ massive son fucking ties my god We're ties and get the hype from and he just got mad. He's also old school because he doesn't like he's like
He's old school like us like when he gets personal. He's like all this personal bullshit. I'm not here for right
He's like my son of beauty, but now I do
Stop this. This is this. This is low class.
You need it.
But then he takes it low too,
like kicking over the table.
It's tough.
Well, he's a gypsy.
Don't fuck around.
I do think Tommy Fears fucks up.
I don't like when fighters talk about...
I don't either.
I don't like that.
I don't just talking about Logan Paul's fiance.
I don't like that.
I don't think that's...
I think it sucks.
And I think it's fucked up to say that to about a woman,
like he doesn't know her, like she was doing her thing.
Okay, who the fuck was he doing there?
I don't care, I mean, yeah.
She's very attractive, seems cool.
Yeah, I don't like he either.
Well, it's his fiance, leave her the fuck out of it, bro.
That's the thing with these kids now.
There's no line they don't cross.
Like Jake Paul and Dana was talking shit to him,
like how you're messing up Dana, these kids,
it's all they do, but.
Yeah, I don't like it.
They don't come from our cut of cloth.
It's just a different animal.
Like these kids go.
You bring people's kids in their family,
it's so lovely.
I don't like it yet.
I'm so not with it.
I know, I wish they would stop doing that.
Okay, okay, how young and how trendy it is, it's fucked up to me. It's just so. I know, I would say it stopped. Okay, okay, how young and how trendy it is,
it's fucked up to me.
It's just so much.
I know for Dylan it's what's getting eyeballs,
it's like, and boys are getting eyeballs.
I think he got, I think he got plus 400k on Twitter.
Something like that.
What's he saying?
He's just showing pictures over with dudes
and going to another one.
Here's another one, top of the morning.
Here's another one and it'll be like, damn, this guy,
Dylan is saying that these are all public pictures,
so he's not doing, he's not even saying anything on the post,
that's Dylan's excuse, but then Logan Paul says
that some of them are, you know, photoshopped in this net,
so they're going back, and Logan says,
I don't care what happened,
but I'm in love with her, this is what happened,
whatever, Logan will be.
Hey, you know what, you know it's winning?
Logan, Logan's's winning in general
So you have that fight happen. So do you guys have?
I'm 100% have Logan Paul and because I'm rooting for him after that. That's fucked up boxing. Yeah Logan
Logan Logan
His athletic is shit and he can and he's very range you see the stuff he's doing in w w if you
see the stuff he's incredible he's not just wrestling is w of his stuff since diving back
of that and he's fucking athletic man he is amazing with the rest of that kid is that I put him
I think he's just as athletic as fucking or more as Dylan Dennis even though Dylan Dennis has been
a pro athlete you know or I think I think saying. I think it's gonna be interesting.
I don't know how much.
The athleticism does win fight.
Right, that's true.
How much is he working on his boxing as the question?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't care how athletic Logan is.
It's more about boxing.
He's bigger, a lot bigger than Dylan, isn't he?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How big is Dylan?
Dylan's fights at 170, but walks probably at 200?
Yeah, I mean, they're similar.
Logan's a lot taller, more muscular.
And Logan's been focused on boxing.
Now, Dylan Dennis is a ridiculous jitter.
Brown belt, Brown belt, wheelchair.
Oh, Brown belt, not black belt.
Black belt, absolute scale.
Dice, we hit a tough run there,
and he said some injuries, but jitter,
world class man, don't get twisted.
But this is in jitter.
Or is that what does that mean?
Brown belt, he's one of the, is, is, is, run at Brown belts
like a store like one of the best ever.
But when he got to black, he got a little dice
in the absolutes, but he, a world champion, but yeah.
Killer, killer when it comes to Gets.
Yeah.
Oh, he fucking wrestled with Gordon Ryan.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
Gets Gets Gets Gets.
Yeah.
No, he's as legit as they come.
It comes just the way.
Take sheels beat him.
We'll take some monster.
Next event?
Yeah.
All right, so let's just jump over to.
Well, let's just jump over to this one.
So Ted Cruz, I guess he saw a tweet about a shark in the freeway.
This is the same thing.
He thought it was in LA.
He just showed great white going around for a while.
And he's like, what'd he say?
He was holy crap.
After Big Cat posted this.
After Hillary.
Ted Cruz, but holy crap.
He thought it was real.
Yeah.
Big Cat from Barstool, who's a silly dude,
goes, front of mine in LA just took this picture
on the 405.
And yes, all news and media outlets,
you have permission to use this, this is wild.
Clearly he's trolling, it's big cat, he's hilarious.
Tech Cruise but holy crap, he thought it was real.
And actually, a great wipe floating down the 405
and then he goes, I'm told this is a joke,
and L.A., you never know.
And everyone, please stay safe from the storm otherwise.
Just funny.
How about Brandon sending us pictures of his road?
Yeah.
The corner, what a...
They're starting to fix it.
There is a strip, thank God.
Thank God somebody asked for a came off.
Some of that might have scared you, right?
You have to go slowly over that, but I mean...
It is a problem, isn't that weird though?
And who do you call?
Yeah.
Who do you call?
I know, it's just, it's tough. I call the city. They're like, whatever dude. Yeah, a little bit of a
there fixing was some of the asphalt was the road was gone.
Taken away. Some of the road was gone. Now now, don't say the road was gone.
There was a tiny strip in the beginning. Yes, from the rain. Yeah, a little bit.
But I told you. Who do you call? It's dangerous. Can we play the video?
You call with it? No. I I don't know people see where I live
Yeah
Exactly
All right, let's go to
Are you guys aware who this guy is Troy Hawk?
Oh, he's a greeter. I think he's the one of the funniest things going on right now
So I'll just play it for you. I'd love to get him on the part. Dude. He would be amazing
Can we reach out to him? Yes, reach out to him.
Clearly a man with an eye for detail.
It would be very comfortable.
So there's him on the street, compliments people.
Very confident, strized.
Loved him.
And it would be way left to that pigeon.
Compliments are simple, but not easy.
Trust me.
You have a marvelous weight distribution between your feet, sir.
Good easy shift.
Especially for us, Brits.
Presses the company included.
I can give them and do but I can't take
you're a circumblem and that's casting girl sincerely appreciating something someone has made an
effort on will make their day so you an aqua marine blue jeans field of dreams. Yes you are.
You did a wonderful job and a tricky set of circumstances. You're welcome. You look
like a painting. You're just sitting there. It's fantastic. The more you meet, the more
bespoke, the more devastatingly affected. You're a vibe as a genius artist, turn creative.
Safe and stylish
You look fancy, but also capable enough to deal with anything that's worrying you have skin for turning energy
Human ibif and sunset
Get it right. It's like natural high for the pair of you. Do your head sir. Love it
wisdom should be cast in marble
See we both feel like we've had a coffee.
I love your laugh.
There's another one that agrees.
I love him so much.
This is last one.
Oh good.
This is where you agreed, man, city, soccer players.
You're a fabulously symmetrical face.
A fabulously symmetrical face.
You're very welcome.
Can you stand? You're a very nice and fabulous symmetrical face. You're very welcome.
Welcome to training set.
You have clear eyes and fabulous skin.
You're clearly a master of hydration.
After the best time, so I'm back.
Soldered back, smash.
Bish! A guy is the best.
Welcome to training cap says.
Any doubts?
Just ask yourself, what would you and Moby do?
Studying that phone, the boss that phone,
and you have the most adorable quiff you've seen at all.
I'm only in a puzzle, Ruffball.
I'll take that from you.
Buzzol. You're a tremendous Nordic meat shield. Have I? I'll take that from you. Basil.
Try to catch.
You're a tremendous Nordic meat shield.
How about that?
Meat shield.
The hell is a stud?
I'm not going to try to catch that.
If I may be so bold, you have the points of an apex predator,
but the eyes of a kindly wooden creature.
Get in there and smash it all up.
Never stop, never change. For sure.
It's not an obstacle course, it's a soft play.
Welcome to Trigger Cancer.
Fantastic shower of physical essence.
Get out there, show this back, smash it, take no prisoners.
You know exactly what you're doing.
You have a fabulous teeth.
Basically more of that, but he is,
I never get tired of that shit.
That's a Jimmy Burthing.
Jimmy Burk used to, we'd sit on the fucking street in New York
and he would do that to everybody that walked by.
He'd go, you brighten my day.
You dull the sun with your eyes.
It was just one thing after another
and I fucking would just sit there and watch him. It was just one thing after another. And I fucking would
just sit there and watch him. I'd just be like, what's this? This is how impressed and
a lady can go wrong. Oh no. Just throw back flabbers. Some shit. That's how you die. That's
how you die
That can actually kill you Jack too. Yeah, he's jacked, but fuck that's got to hurt. Did he die? No, he's fine
Just right there and speaking of football being too soft
Scrollovate play
Oh, you broke it. I did I'll do some different browser
Hmm. Oh, you broke it. I did. I'll do some different browser
Why is that when it has no sound what happens? You have something with a Google Chrome with me. I don't know why
But we're just putting a different browser. God. I saw that that guy hit his head like that Fuck you got to jump out right Brendan. I'm not scared. I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared.
I'm not scared. I'm not kidding. What?
I'm kidding.
What?
I'm kidding.
We won it.
Do I look good?
You think you're gonna pass?
OK, cool.
Super porc, sir.
You're porc, sir.
I'm a good player, too.
He's a good player, too.
That's the only second friends you need him.
He's a detacl for the Jets.
He's so funny.
Mike, I was calling me fat. He's a detacled for the jets. He's so funny.
Mike, I was called me fat.
Now I'm self conscious, bro. I think that is it, boys.
We did it.
This was a good podcast, guys.
This was a good name, no Asian.
Yeah, name, no Asian.
The full of contentious conversations about serial killers
and conspiracies and you called me a pilot fish.
I called you a fucking fat whale.
And I will talk about that Sunday theater, boy.
Who did that to you?
Genesee theater, guys, September 24th.
I'm not sold out yet.
Recoggin Illinois.
And then we got Melbourne, Florida, King Center, Saturday, September 23rd. Let's get some tickets calling guys
Yeah, I don't know I'll be in Florida. We call again Illinois. I hear is on Sunday is happening
So I'll see all 12 view I'll see all 12 view there
At least you mentioned
We had Covina that September 8th September 8th Covina, that's September 8th.
September 8th, Covina, California, me and Brian together.
One night, two shows only, I think it's 7 and 9 30
in Covina, California.
That's the laugh-acto theater out there with me and Cal
and together, first time forever.
Spoke and Washington, Spoke and Comic Club,
September 21st, the 23rd.
And then Iowa, Dubeeck. Duboo. Dubrd, and then Iowa Dubique.
Dubu. Dubu. Dubu. Dubu. Dubu. Dubu.
Can you call it? Iowa.
Iowa, those just got announced October 13th through the 14th.
Niagara Falls, November 4th and 5th,
then Chicago is December 8th through the 9th.
That's a Friday and Saturday only.
All right, get your tickets.
Thinkboy.com or f-a-t-k-z.com.
See you soon, kids.
That's it. Love ya.
F-80kz.com. See you soon, kids. That's it. Love you.