The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan Callen's Testosterone Levels REVEALED! | TFATK Ep. 957

Episode Date: January 11, 2024

Bryan starts the show off discussing his very thorough medical tests to see what his testosterone levels are at, his experimentation with certain "things", then Brendan shows up and the guys talk Brendan showing up late for the first time, rumors of Jorge Masvidal vs Nate Diaz in a boxing match in March, Bry's delicious elk burger controversy, current events around the world including Pat Mcafee's callout of ESPN's head of studio production (Norby Williamson) sabotaging his show and much more! DraftKings - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code: FIGHTER House Of Macadamias - http://partner.houseofmacadamias.com/tfak Subscribe to your favorite bundle and get free snack bars every time with 15% off the whole order

Yes we did, because we got it again, it's the fight only again. This is really the fight only kid. Come on, baby. All right, Brennan's getting his truck worked on. And he was supposed to be here at 12.30. It's now 1.12. And this is me starting the podcast on my own with Sinaz and Chin. And we are represented here the the United Nations

Guys feeling good right now just got the results of my impossible checkup. Oh, that's Brennan hold on hold on hold on Let's see what he has to say Hi Brennan Oh, yeah, I know but I'm starting podcast. So you better hurry up, okay? You're on air. You have anything to say to the fans? All right Anyway, uh, he's too into his truck. What's he doing to that? I don't know, but this is this is he's too into a truck It's like you're you're souping it up. He said I mean he's he calls me from the shop and I just you're

It's like you're you're souping it up. He said I mean he's he calls me from the shop and I just you're That's a tire shop you can hear it in the back. I'm like what happened to I They bit I got a flat and he something is something else he's doing he's doing something to the hubs or something Or the hubcaps or whatever it is so But anyway back to me They looked at my I just had this this crazy check up a place called Fountain Life where they scan your entire body. They look at, they should die into your body so they can look at your heart and your arteries.

They look at your muscle mass, your testosterone and everything, it's insane. It was created by, found found life it was founded by Peter D. Amannis and Tony Robbins. All right, Tony Robbins wrote this book called Life Force about you know preventative medicine where you can look at if you can catch it early you can cure almost anything. And so the idea is to look at but before we get to what's called runaway velocity which is they think in 20 years if you can stay alive in 20 years

That's the kind of shit I did right there. If you can stay alive in 20 years every year your alive will be a year you live longer That's how crazy the technology is moving. Gene editing all kinds of crazy shit. What something did you do this? I know somebody I done something like this Before and I wanted to do for my show best of I wanted to do something about longevity and the cutting edge of medicine And I just pitched it to them and they were like come on down. Huh? So it's so wild and the doctors there like my doctors and he was he was actually he almost went to Cirque du Soleil Like he's he's a acrobat I know and he's got crazy accolades at a John Hopkins

University. So the doctors and the people there live this shit so they're really healthy. You know, you go to a doctor and the doctor looks like he's got 45% of his body's fat. And you're like, why are you telling me about health, dude? You don't live, you don't live it. That's why guys like Lane Norton and stuff. I listen to those guys, Andy Galpin, because they're jacked scientists. I want that. But dude, they break down like all the different stats of how people die. Heart disease, number one, cancer, number two, Alzheimer's, I think it's number four,

and they're just different things, but they can look at everything in your body. And they can tell, like, so it's one thing they'd like get a calcium score, it's not one thing they get your body. And they can tell, so it's one thing that get a calcium score, it's not one thing that get your cholesterol. Let's see what your arteries are actually look like. Let's see the difference between hard plaque

and soft plaque, all this crazy shit. Now, you guys are probably wondering what my testosterone is, even though I told you, ask me for the show, ask me what my testosterone is. And have I ever taken testosterone? No, this is my third test. My third state of the art test. 970 you fucks.

970. My testosterone is 970 and I've never taken anything in my life other than, I don't know, food, water, sleep, sunshine and you know, it chalked up to my Sicilian roots. 970 is very high. Can you tell us what the average testosterone should be? Well, somebody at 56, going on 57, 203, 404? Wow. Yeah.

You're not kidding. No, I'm not fucking around. That's why I have so much energy. It's why I've been saying. I kind of want to have Brendan go take this test, too I do too. I think he, you know, athletes, guys who've taken a lot of hits to the head, typically that can mess with your pituitary gland. So head trauma can lower your testosterone. It can be a real problem. Okay. Either way, the point is nobody should look at me because I'll get you pregnant from here. You understand what I'm saying?

Shin, why are you so quiet? What's up? Why are you so quiet? I'm just adjusting the cameras. Oh, yeah. Oh, good to focus on me. Yeah, just like that. Shin, what do you think your testosterone is at?

I already know. Oh, you already know. Yeah, it was low right at first. It was like it's 500, 600, then it went to like 1200, then now 900. Cause you were taking it? Yeah, it took TRT. I wonder if, I wonder if now you're off. It jumped start of your body back.

Yeah, so what's, I was offered for like three or four months and it stayed steady at 900 something. But also, you know, drinking and not sleeping and stuff, that'll mess with your testosterone. I mean, I was drinking during the time. Yeah. So who knows how high my testosterone actually is? Good. Good. I mean, it's good that your test is high now, I think, I was drinking during the time. So who knows how high my testosterone actually is. Good.

Good. I mean, it's good that your test is high now, I think, I think. Yeah, it's not crazy. It's just like that you're not taking it right now if you don't need it. They said to just cycle off it. It's a different way of doing it. Some people say you just take it

and you always take it for the rest of your life, but they told me just in case I don't want to be fertile. Did you have to take an estrogen blocker? Yeah, well, they suggested it. Yeah. I didn't do it be fertile. Did you have to take an estrogen blocker? Yeah, well, they suggested it. Yeah. I didn't do it at first. And then you got tits. No.

I've always had tits. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, I'm just kidding. But they do want you on an astro doll. An astro doll? Yeah. A little bit of it, like twice a... Astro-inhibitor.

Dude, it's so complicated, like all the shit that they look at. I mean, I got screened for 50 different cancers. Wow. It's because your cells give off DNA and they can tell what cancer cells are giving off what DNA. That's kind of harrowing when you get, I got a lot of guys, my age, who don't want to do it.

They don't want to know. That's scary. That's nerve-wracking. But you should know because you'll get the results and if it's at stage one or two, they can cure that shit. The problem is that the reason some cancer's so deadly is you don't know it until there's stage four and it's spread all your body.

How long did all these tests take? It took four hours. Okay, so it's a chunk of time. Yeah, down in Naples, it's awesome. Sounds like life. It's expensive, but it's awesome. And it's gonna get to a point where it's not expensive. It's gonna get to a point where all of us, we go to the doctor will get a scan in the more than 10,000 less than 10,000

I mean, I don't know how much But you know these things cost a lot because their client tells it wealthy. Yeah, right now right now health is for the wealth I mean for the wealthy and that's not good But you can get, I'm telling you dude, every time I talk to these scientists, so much of it is in your control. So just don't smoke, try to sleep and don't eat like a pig. Start there and you're already 90% there. Like just don't eat a lot of sugar, don't drink a lot of alcohol, don't smoke. Starting there and you're very good. You're a pretty clean diet. Yeah, I guess so. I mean and you're very good. You're very good.

You have a pretty clean diet. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I do, I do. I like, I like, you know what, I fucking, I'm telling you, I'm not eating as much saturated fats. This is getting boring. Let's talk about something. Off and eat drink.

No. I don't. I mean, I'll have a glass of wine once a week. Yeah, you're a wine guy. I know, but I don't like it anymore. Something happened to me. I mean, I'll have a glass of mine once a week. You're a wine guy. I know, but I don't like it anymore. Something happened to me. I'm sensitive. You know, I'm sensitive. If I just, if I've eaten too much or I drank too much, I feel it. So then I just don't feel it. I'm not disciplined. I just feel better when I'm not

doing it. So you'll move towards, you know, what feels good versus what doesn't. What about the shrooms? You still do shrooms? No. No. No, dude. I did shrooms. I tell you my story. Or I did shrooms on Rogan. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. But I mean, the little dummies that you do, like the small dose. You know, you can do it. I doesn't do anything for me.

And you don't. I mean, does do something for me, but it just throws me off kilter. And I feel better sober. Like, I'm 56. I'm not gonna open any portals. I went to hell on mushrooms. I went, I was in heaven at first. I was in the Garden of Eden. I was in Mother Earth of Regina.

And then I ended up in hell because I took four more grams. And you know what I learned? Not to do mushrooms in that volume. That's what I learned. That's the inside I got. I didn't learn anything else. To old, you know, there's no secrets, man. Everything takes forever. Have you done mushrooms? It's not? No. Never. No. Really? Yeah. Are you afraid? Yes. Why?

Because I don't want to go to a third dimension. No, you have to. I'm worried. I'm going to like uncover some like childhood trauma that I blocked away. Yeah, yeah. And I just don't want to bring it back. Yeah, man, that's that happens. Chin, how about you? Of course. You've done a lot of them. No, my friends would have like something like that big and we're just chewing swallow it and then you just feel, you feel happy.

But if you've never really tripped, no, I don't want a trip. That's the thing I feel the most. I hate tripping. Isn't that the point to tripping? I know you, if you take a little bit, I'd be careful with tripping because I'm telling you man, I went, I dissolved into the sun in Aubrey Marcus's word, wording

because that's what happened. The sun swallled me up and spit me back out because he didn't like the way I tasted. He was like, pugh, yeah. I was on my back in hell. I could only move my tongue. It was back. Was it worse? Have you done like edibles, just weed edibles? Yeah, I could only move my tongue. It was bad. Was it worse?

Have you done like edibles, just weed edibles? Is it worse than that? Yeah, I don't like that shit either. Or way worse than that. Cause edibles, you're just like, oh, I'm fine, I can't feel my tongue. I thought I was dying on edibles. Yeah, you can't feel yourself breathed.

Yeah, I'm just sitting there like this. I was like, ah, I can't move my face, I can't breathe. That sucks. Scary. That's the worst. But, you know, the rest of it is whatever. Is that yeah? Mushrooms are, mushrooms are like fucking different.

You'll be there in the ground, that the carpet will start to literally melt. No. Not joking. Oh, you and I, you, oh, mushrooms. I met a genie in my, in my tree. Get out of here. I met a genie.

I mean, you'll like to look over and the person next to you is in the desert and the hair is flowing. I'm serious. Are you eating the actual mushroom? Or are you eating the synthetic gummy? No, you eat the mushrooms. Like you, the demon.

Like you're chewing on it. If you go through a ceremony, they gave me chocolate that was really, really high dose. But man, I mean, I'm talking about DMT. If you ever done DMT, woo, I smoked DMT. Me and Brennan, that shit sends you to a different dimension for real. If you ever done DMT, I smoked DMT, me and Brendan, that shit sends you to a different dimension for real. You go blind, you won't see anything,

you'll just go, and then what happens is you just see, they call it sacred geometry, you see all these shapes and colors, but that lasts three minutes, you want it to last longer. Cause once you learn how to ride it, once you learn how to ride that spaceship, cause at first you're going to be trying to control the spaceship. The biggest thing about psychedelics is don't fucking try to control anything. Let it take you, man. That's where you can understand, like, if you, if you can learn how, like, they've had yogis, like swamis,

study meditation, do like 50 hits, like crazy amount. And within their trip, they're lucid. Within their trip, they just look at you and they go, they're just witnessing themselves. There's a famous story about this swami who took like an ungodly amount of acid to prove. And as he was an acid, he just looked at him and he went like this, ha ha ha.

He can't get me dude. I mean, I'm tripping, but I know exactly where I am. Because he was able to like separate his mind from himself. So he's able to watch his own trip. That's the idea behind Vedanta. I can be a witness, I think they call it a suck sheet. I can be a witness to my body, to my, to bring up Burning Monk.

Watch this shit. So David Halberstann of the New York Times saw in 1963 a Vietnamese monk light himself on fire, but a monk on fire, all right, that's fine. Let me show you this picture. This is 1963. Look at that picture, the Burning Monk. No. Yes. I mean, we're at that picture the burning month. No. Yes. I mean, we're not gonna play it. No, just you don't have to do that, but you can just,

you can see it. I mean, you know, just that's the famous picture. Okay, that changed everything. See that picture right there? Oh, right there. Okay, so that guy lit himself on fire to protest how the Vietnamese, South Vietnamese government was treating Buddhists. And the president of South Vietnamese was a guy named Vietnam at the time in the 1960s, he was a guy named DM. He was a staunch Roman Catholic. And he was treating Buddhists really terribly. So he wrote a letter saying, please have compassion for Buddhists.

And to protest it, he lit himself on fire. Now, he didn't move from that position. David Halberstin and all the other monks around him watched him die. He didn't make a sound. He didn't move. He just killed over after he was dead. That dude at 65 years old had mastered the ability to separate himself from his body, from his mind, from his emotions. He was witnessing his own death. That shows you that Buddhism shit is real. Anybody can do that is okay in my book. Yeah, well clearly.

That's that great thing. That great samurai who used to kill everybody. He'd come into your town and he had everybody in the village in Japan had to have all the food prepared for his men. Otherwise, everybody would die and you had to leave the town. And he said, I'm not leaving. And he was in a position like that. He was sitting in the show gun, came up to him

or the great show gun. He said, do you know who I am? I am the one who can cut you into 100 pieces without batting an eye. And the Buddhist monk looked back to him and said, and I am the one who can be cut into 100 pieces without batting an eye. Lock him, dude!

What? What indeed? Oh my God. What about ketamine? Have you done that? No, but it's all very similar stuff. Ketamine is, I guess makes you feel really aw. I guess it's all very similar stuff. ketamine is, I guess, makes you feel really aww. I guess it's a sex drug. It kind of dilates things. But there's therapy for it now.

Yeah, but if you want to get banged in a bath house and you don't want it to hurt, take a little, well, chin nose. Take a little time, ketamine. Yeah, pick a spot on the wall. Oh. It used to be called the gay drug. I didn't know that. Yeah, ketamine.

I recently learned what a bath house is. Oh. Thanks to that Dahmer documentary. Yeah, that was a bath house where all the rage. But I've been to a bath house in Turkey. Bring up the Haman in Turkey. That's not gay. That's where they just scrub the shit out of you.

Giant men, giant men with moustaches take claws and sponges and scrubs to your body. That shit right there. And you get scrubbed down, but they're big. And it's not men who do that to women. That's bullshit. It's women who do it to women, men do it to men in Turkey and Istanbul. That's ancient shit right there. They'll shave you. They do the whole fucking thing. Yeah. Oldest baths. Like a spa. Turkey's got it going on. Yeah, Turkey's the best. Turkey's a really great place. Yeah. I see that body right there. That'll never be me. You understand? Do you find that attractive? No. You don't care though. No, I care. I care. Yeah, that's not doing it for me. No No, but have you ever dated anybody who had a bite like that? No, no

What do you look for a lot of muscles? What do you like? What's your dream? I you know, I like an average dude Like I don't want you to look like a laundry bag full of meat You know what I'm saying just like the average dude. Like, I don't want you to look like a laundry bag full of meat. You know what I'm saying? Just like the average. You know the average. Yeah. But what about muscle?

Muscle. Like LeBron James doesn't, the idea of LeBron James isn't intriguing. He's a little too muscular. Yeah. I don't want to feel fat next to you. He's giant. Yeah, no, he's very tall.

Right, so you don't mind six, 10. No, I'm five, two. I don't care how tall you tall. Right, so you don't mind 6'10. No, I'm 5'2. I don't care how tall you are. Right, so that wouldn't bother you. No. Yeah, he's a super athlete. He's a super athlete. When I used to work locker rooms,

I've been in a locker room with this guy. He has cut. You've seen him? Oh, yeah. I used to do locker room interviews. Oh, yeah, yeah, he's a... Well, he's a 0.001% Right, I mean that guy's just a total freak What is he six nine two sixty? I mean come on look at that

Yeah That's what you look like without you shirt on kind of is actually Only much smaller now that's that's just a different kind of that's a different athlete that's a different kind of athlete altogether oh no it doesn't want to show look at that look at you that was on Rogan when they said take your shirt off I was flexing there but still that's freaking it's just yeah it's just not okay. I don't want to... Okay dude.

I don't want to look at myself anymore, I'm naked, it's gross. Look at that guy. Look at that, was that Delia in that photo? Yeah. Yeah, but that's... Yeah. Go to that picture right there. Yeah, that was me and Brandon packing the day right there.

That was so funny. You want to with this one? No, no, no. That's me and poor boy. Look at me, I was a young man, I was 26. I never lifted weights back then not that it makes a difference anyway Interesting Look at Dilea. I'll finish this picture from 17 Chris looks good there 2017

Jesus It's amazing. Everybody gets so old Just saying I mean, Jesus, it's amazing. Everybody gets so old. Just saying. All right. Yeah. What do you got, Jim? Let's go over some current events. I don't know who we're waiting for, Brennan.

I know. I know. Let's just play with some ideas. Let's see what we got. Okay. Let's see where to start then. Oh, how about this? This is good. So you guys watch that document I let me see this. Yeah, we got tagging this. So the truth behind the new Netflix doggie, where would you eat? Yeah, let me see this because they they basically say that being a vegan is the way to go. And this is from Santa Cruz, medicinal, a guy named Brendan. Truth behind this new Netflix

docus series you are what you eat and it's very frightening. The new docus series follows groups of twins and what they do is they put one of them on a vegan plant-based diet and the other eats an omnivore diet which includes meat, fish, eggs, and dairy. And their claim is that the twin

that went vegan ended up being way healthier. It was just way better, but here's why you should be extremely skeptical about that conclusion. Who funded this docu-series? Well, it was mainly the Vogue Foundation. And this might be one of the reasons that this docu-series is getting accused of extreme bias.

But who are Kyle and Tracy Vogue to the owners of the Vogue Foundation? We know that they are billionaires, they just bought a $21.8 million property in San Francisco. But how did Kyle make all this money? Kyle is a member of what they call the vegan mafia in Silicon Valley. Ha ha ha. Silicon Valley elites that make a lot of their money investing into plant-based alternative meat companies

like Beyond Beef and Possible Food. He also invested a major amount of money into that 2019 game-changers movie, which also promoted a vegan diet. Oh boy. Him and his wife Tracy are vegan advocates. She just bought an animal sanctuary in Sonoma County. And they give a lot of money to these vegan companies.

It turns out there's a lot of money in selling these processed packaged foods. And if you can convince people that they're healthier and sell them for a premium, yeah, you can make guap. On these Stanford side of things right above my head right here, you can see that this funding to the Stanford plant-based diet initiative came from a five-year grant from Guess What? The meat replacement company beyond meat. Yeah, you know the company that makes things.

God! Sausages? Yeah, they're trying to sell a lot of these things. The main claim in this docu-series is, oh, the cholesterol levels went down and that group that went vegan. There are many intelligent people that disagree with the fact that, oh, you just want to lower your cholesterol as much as possible and you should cut out meat, fish, eggs, and dairy to do so.

And my worry with this docuseries is so many people will be influenced to cook. There he is. You're gonna train dense foods that... We're just talking about that dumb documentary, that vegan documentary. The vitamins bullshit. The agenda.

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Yeah, guys, my cholesterol, my cholesterol is actually, after eating meat, my cholesterol was kind of high, but my cal, my plaque is not, my heart looks great. So it's like, just get your test back. Yeah, I got all my test back. Is this the first time I'm late in 12 years? Not bad. You're an hour late, though.

An hour. And I got here half hour early, so that's a bad day. A bad day, because usually, you know, what you're doing, I knew when you said it. Oh, hey, when I say a problem, I can't stop messing with my cars and trucks. Change out the torque converter, the semi-TRX, because we have plans for it to put a bigger blower on

for Magnuson, so it's gonna be like 1400 hours, but that's not a big deal. So important, electric, that's cool. No, but so the torque converter, the piston, the rods, we've done all this stuff in the drive shaft. I'm going down the road and I'm like, oh, that something's, you know, just, when you mess with it, something's off.

Like something's off and then I can tell the linements off. So then I was like, you know what? I like the, because I came from the doctor, dropped the fan off. It's 20 minutes to spare? No, it was, it was 10 o'clock. I go, I can get this done 90 minutes easily. Yeah.

Pull in the guys like, we like we gotch is my boy Mark He's like, I we got you man. We get you in there like cool man. Yeah, I mean Three hours later. Well my I go I go dude. I gotta get going like I'm supposed to show I will give me a drill So then I'm doing the back tires. He's doing the front. Oh damn. No, I got shit on my knees. What what was the problem? Oh damn. No, I got shit on my knees. What was the problem? The alignment's completely off. The drive shaft was loose.

It was. Just your knees are stained. That's weird. Yeah. Huh. On the street, dude. Oh. On the street.

So you didn't want to pay, but you said, I got this mouth. Yes, and whatever it takes to get this done. Whatever it takes, dude. It's about your truck, dude. You'll see it, though, it's worth it. You'll It's about your truck dude. You'll see it though, it's worth it. You'll see it out there. Yeah. You'll see it. Well I know this difference. No. No.

You won't know. I mean, it's not, you know. You need, you need, there's not enough power, right? If they had a jet engine in there, you'd be like, I mean, as long as you can get the right. Do we get two jet engines? That's my mentality. Oh, one, one's cool. Can we get two? That's like Jim my mentality. Oh, one, one school, can we get two? That's like Jim Jeffries, you hear the difference

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And when he pulled his pants down, it looked like he was carrying a gourd of water through the desert. You know if you took a sack and you just, I needed this for water. I'd fill it with pennies. Yeah, and I was like, what the fuck? And it looks heavy, doesn't it?

Heavy and it's got to be. Have you ever been tricked where it's a fake one? Where they don't show the body, and looking at it like, nothing is massive. Yeah. And then when it's squirt, like, oh. No, this is real.

And it's the kind of dick you'd have to hold up if you were pulling. Like you can't, there's no way. It's like a tail. It's a tail. I'm not joking, you know what I'm saying? It's a tail. Yeah.

It's some people are born with tails. Yes. And it's thick. You know what it is? It's a tail. Some people are born with tails. Yes. And thick tails. We're not talking about a wimpy pant. Yeah, I do pretty well in this region. And so I'm like, for like a, you know, but it's not your, no, it's not like you're pretty good at tennis.

I'm not shattering. You're not on the rack, I'm shattering rack. No, no, no. Like there's guys where that's their thing. That's their thing. Like, dicking down some ways are thing. They're, that's their talent.'s guys where that's their thing. That's their thing. Like, like, dicking down some ways or thinking, they're different. That's their talent.

It's like, that's their thing. And literally, then it got hard. And I went, I can't. This, I can't. Well, see, I go, I gotta see how this ends. Yeah. How are we gonna figure this out? I was like, it's engineering at the finest.

It's engineering at the finest. Like, God was like, no, we're gonna make it work. It's gonna fit those holes. Yeah, yeah. And then he like, I can't believe you took all that. And how she's not, how's she still alive? Where's it go? I don't know.

You were thinking about that. Where's it go, how deep is it going? Where's it go? Is it hitting her heart? Yeah. Well, they, they say women have a muscle sometimes that can, I guess, stop. So it'll come down at a slant and it'll stop.

But if you keep going, you know, it'll loosen up. It'll relax. But women can take so much more. You know guys, like she's never been fooled by a guy like me. I'm gonna do that. It's like, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude. You have no idea what her history is. You can put so much more in it. There are guys that, yeah.

See, that's how I feel about cars. Yeah. We can do so much more in there. We can fit so much more. That's a big black cock in this one. That's right. That's right. Well, I have a theory on all of it,

which is why do guys want to have the biggest tick? It's because if somebody does, that guy's been further down her road. He's seen places you can't reach. But he's not seeing it, it's like he hasn't. It doesn't matter, dude, men are territorial. You've hit places I have and it's exactly by guys climb on Everest and go to the moon.

Yeah, but it's the same reason like when I first started with my lightning I was like, all right, I want a nine second lightning. And then you realize that it's a never-ending road. Like a big dick is a never end. There's no, so there's somebody always gonna have a bigger dick faster truck. But everything in life is a way.

There's nothing he can do. Every, you can chase that dragon and be in the whole hundred grand into a $40,000 truck. Somebody's always gonna be able to make it faster. You're never gonna have to fast-track the boat. So they say that about addiction, they say that about anything.

Like, sex or anything. You have to keep up in the ante because you stop being able to feel you get used to the sensation. You gotta double down. Drugs, everything is that way, sex. That's why anything that you chase that's a sensation, you gotta understand you're a slave to it. The idea is to get command of all of it.

Otherwise, it never ends. I'm a slave to modding cars. Yes. Yeah. You love, you love. Can't stop, won't stop. You like mechanic cock and cars. Yep.

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I think about it because I think about it once a week. It's so gay. It's so gay. Well, I just think about it once a week. You like, dude, do you talk to him? I say it all my friends. But it's so outrageous. And that's why I think about it because I like, I like, I like, I like, if I found out

you work, if you were actually on your knees, I like, I, what? You know what I do? I go, ah, people. Well, because you look crazy. You were actually on your knees, I think. What? You know what I do, I go, ah, people. Well, because you look crazy. Because you got your kids and your wife and you make a stop off, seven houses down the street. A scheduled stop off.

A scheduled stop off in the morning. Yeah, it's not like a 10 minute stop. And you're on your hands and knees while they're in a powerful time. You're in a powerful time. And then see you, then you can go to work. See you later. After you get pumped. I've been going to work and you know, he's probably a boss at work right?

Even people order a lot of money because he was living in a very expensive place Go to the lunch of wife jumps in the hot tub. Yeah, watch his Netflix with his wife. Hey honey I'm home honey. I'm home the next morning. He's like time to get pumped time to get pumped and that weird it's so Disturbing and then you got to hope the guys pumping aren't chatty cathes Well, they are cuz I know about it. Oh, there you go. I know all about it I said tell me exactly where this house is. I want to know Why well, what do you want to know about the house? Cut that out, you know, I race

Real line, rewind dude, you know who I want to see pop speak of a pumping I want to see that Bill Clinton sex tape that Epstein dropped Yeah, yeah, rewind. Dude, you know who I wanna see pumps, speaking of pumping, I wanna see that Bill Clinton sex tape that Epstein dropped. Wow. Yeah, yeah. And print Andrew, yeah. No, sex tape. Okay. What?

A tape? Well, we knew that there was a print Andrew and Bill Clinton just doing his thing. Now they're not gonna enrich your Branson. Notice how Richard Branson's in the island and everyone's like, he's supposed to be out there. No, no, he can't come back. And notice Bill Clinton's been in Mexico

since this story broke the news. He hasn't been in the United States soil. He's still in Mexico. Very strange. Dude, you don't think that these intelligence agencies had these fucking things, of course. Of course, and guess what's going to happen? You know what's gonna happen

absolutely nothing i don't know sex tape so embarrassing don't you want to build clinton pump it though all i do yeah that hiller's watching in the corner with a mask on uh... this is insane well i'm sure he i don't see printed probably wanted uh... he wanted you know blackmail oh yeah This is insane. Well, I'm sure he built a- I don't see Prince Andrew Pomp.

Because he wanted black now. Oh yeah. Richard Branson, I guess I'll watch a billionaire Pomp, but I really want to see Bill Clinton lay the pipe. She had sex on the course of three high profile now in different occasions. You think his thumbs like this, why is he doing it? Like he does this, right?

Remember? Yep, like this, this. Yep, that farm running business. Feels good. So embarrassing. Branson's great. But at his age, at his age, he's like, whatever. All right, he caught me.

I'm on the back nut. What are you gonna do to him? What if they're young? Oh, well, you know, his thing, they have on record them going on record built thing go the guy goes it might be Epstein or the handler goes Will bill likes him young so we don't know if that means 1921 Yeah, well who know who I don't know his wife likes him. I mean I don't I doubt they have imagine the daughter

I know she's like my the daughter. I know. She's like, my dad did what? I knew he was killing people, but Jesus. Pumping on tape? Who is this? Is that the woman who said, is that Ransom? Yes, Sarah Ransom. Oh.

A lot of these women are. She's involved with the sex tape. Involved means she's the star. Yeah. A lot of the women are. That's cool. There's a lot of lawyers going, there's a payday here.

You can make a lot of money, you know. But now that's out, like Bill was probably paying so this doesn't get out. Well, I bet with Hillary's, like, you know what, you know what, you like canned steak, what? I have a rather credible source that can, that I, the print hand rule was approached

before all this for a payday They're like and he's there kids get his money and he was like now Yes a large amount of money, man your mom's the richest woman in the world of all time And he was like no, and then that's what happened now. He got kicked out of the family There will they won't let him at this is one of the reasons I can come to dinner I think a lot one of the reason a lot of these men are not Why a lot of this is quiet not why a lot of this is quiet is because a lot of these women have been paid off.

Yes. There's more. And if you're the one hell yeah, if dude, if you had a friend, you're 40-something, man. You're the other friend who's 40, 45, wife and kids, they're coming to you like, I really don't want my name out there.

And the lawyer goes, well, what if we were able to get $50 million of a, do you think? And my name's not involved? Do you think? That's right's not involved? Do you think? That's right. Because these guys are like, especially the high profile, Branson, you know, Richie is?

He's like, yeah, just make it go away. That's exactly what they all do. And I have billions of dollars, 50 million? I mean, you and I know people with lots of money who've made things go away. That's what happens. It's like, there's a problem. And it's like, because it doesn't have to be true What happens is if if if if somebody comes if there's all they need to move all they need is a story

Yes, and if you're a high-profile person you go wait a minute here. Go shut the fuck up You know, that's the whole Michael Jackson case like if you look more into it to his innocence like be like oh But he's saddled it's like yeah, it's cheaper of course. That's why he did it You yeah, of course, but the public's going to assume you say it. You're already guilty to an portion of the public and it shuts off a whole bunch of stuff. You, the Clintons are the best at getting rid of things or people. Yeah. Why are these guys still making videos?

Has no one learned this is old though. This is all this like, so they didn't do that. Videos. This was an island. They had like a tickle me Elmo in the middle of the room And they'd be like that tickle me. I'm like sure is man. It gets me in the vibes, but there's a camera His nose well there's a teddy rubs getting in the room for rain. They think I've seen work for an intelligence Missile radish like massage and CIA whatever, but either way it was like you're gonna go to an island You're a really famous person to have sex you gotta know there are cameras.

You gotta know that there are people who would love to have that leverage on you. So of course, makes total sense. How about Stephen Hawkins in that bitch? Yeah, but that was just because he was interested in just what? No, science. So no, Eric, why is he doing that?

It should not, chicks, but I don't know. So Epstein, if he was working for an intelligence agency, there's like long, long cases of him talking to a lot of scientists like Eric Weinstein. Why? They were interested, every time he asked, like, people physicists, people like Eric, math questions, they had military applications.

So, he had a very, very long, like, rolodex of decks of scientists know I get that But have you seen how many times do you how can's went to the island? I think that's just I think I know he couldn't have sex when he is a Ellis this impossible well. He begs a differ. No, he couldn't you body can't ready to pop I need to boss not protection. Oh, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I don't die anyway protection. Oh, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm gonna die anyway. I'm gonna die anyway. That crazy. You're worst. I can't feel anything. You can feel actually with ALS. It's a terrible disease. His weiner didn't work at all. Anyf has it?

What's that? His weiner didn't work. I've been using it for a long time. So, so what ALS does is it it shuts down all your muscles. This is a terrible way to die. Sucks. Can't move. of a way to die. Sucks. Can't move. Hold on, a-l-s does not impair sexual function. Hmm. Some of the occasions can reduce sexual desire, but they can still pump it, says.

Yeah. I don't see that. I didn't see that. Yes, I'm telling you, Stephen Hawkins wasn't on that. You think they made that island handicap friendly because they wanted his science info. No, they have a lot of them. No, dude, no of no dude he was fucking not everybody who went to the island was

but if you're there more than three times do you not go in the island it's a simple phone call he had parties there there a lot of core yeah yeah if you're if I if I want one let's say we got invitation ten years ago before I'm going well no let's say we get there like yeah this is fun. Yeah. You go the same time, everyone looks pretty young. I'm probably not going back. If you go 10 more times, you're in on the gig.

Stephen Hawkins was there for his brain. I don't think, I think Jeffrey Epstein was into these like 514, 15 year old girls, but I think most of the people that were going there were going there because they were hookers there. It's like we got girls from Miami coming in. Of course. But then also there's probably girls who looked older, dressed older. Of course.

And then Epstein would come over, like, hey Bill was that funny? He's like, who was great? He's like, that was great, yeah? She was 15. He's like, what? And we got on tape. And we got on tape.

Bring up Prince Andrew with the girl. She was like 17. And they're, boy did he miss Calculate? He did it interview on Dateline. Yeah. The Royal Family was like, and There boy did he miss calculate he did it interview on date line. Yeah, the royal family I do not say anything. He's like nah, I got this boy it went bad Yeah, she's gorgeous. She probably told him she's 20 whatever and There you have it kids But you see was single was me

was on the island having a good time shaking it up you know he was uh... he was the queen's favorite son they kicked out of the royal family is you know he's not allowed in the in the castle yeah i get why doesn't get me invited family functions and i would have this yeah i don't fuck around but where the military guard for the house of Windsor does not fuck around. It's been state, the House of Windsor

has stood for a thousand years. Meghan Markle thinks she's gonna bring that fucking house down. Meghan Markle, these fucking houses. She's not a narcissist. Only two people not allowed this. And not a narcissist. Her and him. Yeah.

Well, narcissists will always, one of the telltale signs of a narcissist is they separate whoever they're with from anybody close. Boy does she do that. Yeah. Brew and his. Prince Harry. It's silly goose.

Like he's just too, he's probably not the smartest guy and a sweetheart. She's too good. Yeah. Now the whole family hates him. Yeah. It's terrible. But that's a damn thing. Boy did he miss counting.

That's on him. He only made the war locked. Huh? He's the one that made that freaking let's just call it as Go ahead and beep that she's pretty as fuck. Oh, she's she's cool. She's cool I'm saying what if your prince Harry what got her to the dance. She's my she's she's cool She's pretty girl. She's not breathtaking if your prince Harry get your pick of the litter You picked the one evil pup very charming bo Bob, you know very charming actress very charming

Figure out a way Caniving fake. Yes, I get it price. I said if you need us royal dick of the world. Yes, and if you're a good guy I get it. See, I think she's beautiful. I Think she's cool. She I don't She wouldn't be my top 50 million, but I feel like she would be bugged. No, she's great. She's hot, but she's not like,

that's your type, dude. I agree. She's hot. I'm not saying she's not attractive. She's not the most gorgeous woman in the world. If you're Prince Harry, for guys, I guess we're a couple of smucks. But there's Prince Harry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's something about Prince. Oh, being, but yeah. But there's something about print. Oh, being real. That's very accessible. She's like, girl next door of a beautiful, you know, that shit. She had her own money. She's an actress.

You know, he was kind of... Oh, money. He think he gives a flying fuck about money. Oh, that was a press by his mom. Because he was self-sufficient. He was, you know. They cut him off. They cut him off.

But you know what his deal was? I read the book. You cut him off. He's such a cut. Cut him off. Yes cut him off. You know what his deal was? I read the book. You cut him off. He's such a cuck. Cut him off. Also, he has red hair. That's the first red. What's he got out of?

Yeah, they cut me off. And then he has a house in Manacito that they bought for $60 million. Yeah, come on. They fuck off red head. Fuck. Dude, I hate red heads, dude. I hate, and then you act like that.

They cool, bro. Oh, dude. Cool, don't say that. And then your girl just owned you-around, Monacito and a Tesla talking to Oprah and Ellen Fuck you dude. Fuck you. You traded that For the frickin for the Windsor squad, dude It's pretty fun. You're driving around an Aston Martin. Not yet Now you're in a Tesla taking orders from that cut. Yeah Wow, dude. He's a good guy though.

Funny, nice guy. But I think he's just a guy who, you know, it is what it is. England's just so disappointed in him. Oh. I'm half English, I can say that. I'm disappointed. Half of me is disappointed.

Half of you is disappointed. Half of me is like, I can't. Whatever, dude. You know what, half of me is just disappointed? The American side doesn't like because there's red here We should try to get on a podcast Yeah, if he's gonna be cool, he'll be cool. He's cool shit. You love him. You met him once let's come down now You'd like him. I'm actually hung out with him twice two days. Yeah, but it's not enough

No, no, but for me it's not enough to go sign funny self-addeprecating You know just kind of a potty is a lot of stuff going on, you know. Dude, he's a dude, you'd like, am I problem? No, dude, I know, like, it's a girl controlling like that, though. Well, that's, that's, he's not a dude. That might be. That might be. No, he's soft.

Yeah, so you know what he is? He's naive. Is he in that vegan documentary, watch? Oh, man. I bet he is. I bet he changes that. You think so? I bet she has him full vegan.

Dude, I gotta tell you, I feel really amazing. full vegan. I gotta tell you I feel really amazing growing tips I had a fucking elk burger today though. Oh, we're at air one. Yeah, no, I got it I got it from lazy acres. Is that by you? Yeah, lazy acres. Yeah Fucking elk burger. I like me some else. Was it gaming? Pastorist elk. Where's this at? It's in Long Beach. So it's is. Oh, it's in Long Beach. So it's here. Hey, we're lying a little bit, right?

You didn't have to. You've had it this week. There's one in Manabee Beach. Yeah. Lazy acres, I never heard of it. Yeah. I don't like how it's next to Ralph, though. Is it a nice burger?

Yeah, Bob, it's good shit. You'd like it. It's not cheap. Promosa. It's an Hermosa. I give it a try. I mean, sometimes it's expensive, but if I want some milk burger, it's It's not cheap. Promosa. It's an Hermosa. They're not giving it away. Here we go. I mean, sometimes it's expensive, but if I want some milk burger,

it's a walk out there. Where we're talking? 30 bucks a burger? No. No. 40? No. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't know what L is. No. You get two L burgers for, you know, 10 bucks or something. It's pasteurized. It's fucking amazing. It's a great deal, then. I'll do.

Yeah. $10 or two burgers? Too bad. You can't get that from Burger King. We got by deal, dude. I'll do. Yeah. $10 or two, Pat. You can't get that from me. We got by raw and you cook at home. Oh. Yeah, I'm not going home. Fucking, hey man.

I think you'd order a elk burger then they grill it. No, bro, that's a supermarket. Oh, so you didn't do this today? I ate it. No, you're lying. No, I had it. You did not go to the store. This morning, elk, I hurled it and I the studio patty's cuz I feed my baby at home

Yeah, and then I cooked it this morning like a patty. Oh, I'll come back. You don't make a burger. You said the patty Yeah, man, it's not like this now. I can see the other I think I did yeah, I mean I did I ate you know you had elk meat. I had a elk pat you had elk meat I don't like how you frame it. It's a burger, bro. No, no, it's not you had elk meat. It comes it says elk burger Hold on is it pre-packaged? Yeah, oh dude Why bitch stuff dude? You can't go up to the deli and order it wait why my bitch now because I watched the documentary and now I'm a cocking out my bitch Why it's in the thing.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, dude, it's in the plastic, oh God. It doesn't count. What do you mean? That's like beyond me, dude. No, no, bro, come on. That's what it is. Oh, burger, man.

Didn't you have beyond me? Remember that you were eating that? No, I never did that shit. That's disgusting. That's the most fun. That went away, right? People have learned how bad it is for you. That's still going on.

You never, not really. Not like it was there. There was marketing. All these places were offering it. Now you don't see it anyway. It's not good. That's not what happens with electric cars. It's not fuckers.

I know. I know. Hopefully it happens with electric cars. No, no. Electric cars are here to stay, Bob. I hope they don't fall. Not a chance. Yeah, you got to drive one.

Not a chance. You know why? You know Ford shut down their electric plant. Salantis shut down their electric plant because people are behind You know that do you know that's true? Yeah, I know our behind. No, be on about it You got a smile. That's a bum right? I'm gonna have to make you know that's how you have to make you know shitty you go look In 10 years will be like hey remember those people that got boosters shots and butt testless?

We're just gonna laugh at you, remember that? This is gonna be so fun. I posted your stupid video about your fish, dude. I love how you thought I didn't have fish anywhere. You're just not into fish. You're just not into fish. I've never seen anything like it in my life. They're so big, they have to eat.

Did you post a video I said, yeah? So funny. A lot of fish food every morning. And I have to sit. You weren every morning. And I have to sit. You weren't fucking around. After turtles are scaredy cat. He's fucking scaredy cat. He's never seen a phone before, so he's like, oh shit.

Oh man, and your airwanners are, they don't give a fuck, huh? They're big, huh? They bet that catfish. Catfish. These are the piranhas. Yeah, the piranhas, the piranhas are, they're, but they are. They're shy. They are one of the looks like he's taking no shit

from anybody. Gangster. Yeah. Gangster. Aggressive. Gotta have a little on because they will jump right out. Really? I've had that happen.

They'll jump out. They'll jump out. Because they're in the wild. They jump, they get monkey squirrels. They like to shoot up. So you can't have food. You don't believe me? She can bring up Irwana.

It's also known as a jumping monkey fish. Tad races. Don't believe that. All right, go ahead. We gotta pull this up before. Go ahead, we can't play this, but yeah. It has a very different, that's a beetle.

Let's just see it jump first. I'm telling you, they get squirrels, they eat mice. Dude, whoa. So they eat bugs. No, I'm telling you, type in the Airwanna monkeys. Airwanna squirrels. Nope, they get, that is crazy, dude. But they don't get monkeys, are they?

Look, best top five Airwanna challenges. Best scene of Airw feed in huge creatures. There's a lot of them. See the rabbits? Boom. Whoa. That's what I'm dealing with here, dude. Okay, all right.

I'm telling you, man. All right. So that food, it's not enough for them. Feed me, see more. You see, he's like that. It's like owning one of those plants. What? Oh, it's a nightmare.

They're monsters. They call it the river monkey. One of the they probably don't kill monkeys, but they jump out and they look like they jump. They jump up and they don't eat monkeys, but they call them river monkeys. Birds, mammals, and the wild birds. There's videos of eating birds It a catch a bird other sky, but That's yeah, dude. I got I got that's over the top plan around No, if I go I'm when I'm in I'm all in I go what's the matters of the R1? Let me see man Okay, they're they're saying what they pray on for some reason. Yeah. Bat, it's a bit of a bat, it's like a stupid fucking bat.

Yeah, man. I wish I'd feed it bats. I like bats. Well, the fruit bat, you ever see how big a fruit bat is? They're cute, giants. It's called my son or fae. Yeah, they're not the size of that dog right there for real. But dog looks sad.

No, he's cute. He's cool. It's a lot of time, huh? Yeah, a lot of time. Rescue dog. Yeah. That's important, yeah. to my, huh? Yeah.

A rescue dog? Yeah. That's a poor kill. Yeah. Um, my test doctor was 970. I told you, man, don't let Rogan talk you to get on TRT. I won't. They said to me, they go, these are state of the art doctors.

They're like, you don't need to get on TRT. No. You have your test doctor. Your test doctor is crazy high. I'm not fucking with anything. No, I did. That's the third reading I've had that is super high. They didn't believe my first one. When I was 52, it was 1100.

So. Yeah, but I mean, anything over 700 at your age is great. It's a lot of things, right? You and Todd Filman, only people I know at your age that have high testosterone. It's so funny. Both of you are tiny, but whatever. No, you're not weird. Yeah, at your age that have high test. That's so funny. Both you are tiny, but whatever.

You know where? Man, yeah come on, that'd be cool. Man. 600 average? Yeah. I thought that was higher. Yeah, that's a higher thought. Yeah, that's weird.

Because three to 600 is pretty good. Yeah. Like 600 is like for, if go to like mid 20s average. Pretty big range. But why would it? Yeah. Why would it, or a hundred times? Older man be lower than a 60 year old man.

I don't know. It seems like some baby bag bowl shit. Trying to get kids on TRT. What is high for 20 year old? There's too much of a gap there, 264. 264, 900. I was playing football. So I was 300.

So look at that. That's like, I'm at, I'm at, I'm high. It's high. Here's a super high. That's also why you're here. You're losing your hair. Yep. High testosterone.

You lose your hair. Can't have it all. No, but it's also why my dick can cut a diamond. That's why I've cat tried to scratch my dick when it was hard and it blunted his claw. I'm gonna get it. Tell him what happened. No, you get it.

Now, you pay the piper because your hair's a train wreck. My hair is a train wreck. And I'm not getting a hair transplant. Your hair looks like it's a wild globe. It'll get it'll be thick here and then it'll be real thin here and you see older men who have that and that doesn't look good. So let's look unnatural.

So we have to wait till we can clone hair, okay? Everybody, we got to wait till we clone hair. Come on, let's go here because we have a ton of time. When we clone hair, guess what? Daddy's gonna do it and we'll get, look, I'll be 75. There's some blocks like this. I'm gonna have that exact hair.

I don't know how long I'm gonna let this go. It's getting, when it gets wet, dude, it's down to here. Damn, I'm sorry, look like hair. I don't know how long I'm gonna let this go. It's getting, when it gets wet, dude, it's down to here. Damn. I'm sorry, look like Jim Morrison, dude. Damn. That's the goal. It's a big muscular Jim Morrison.

Yeah, dude, that's the goal. Jim Morrison. Jim Morrison's 140 pounds. I know, I was shot with him. Why? I don't know, he's awesome. Did you like being giant? You see I, yeah, see how you're playing?

You don't like being a giant? No, dude, I was just built like Jim Morrison. No, you like being a big ol' giant? No, I don't. No, no, you're really tall. Jim Morrison. No, you like being a big old giant. No, I don't. No, no, you're really dumb. You don't care that you can beat up everybody in a room, right? It's nice to have sort of, but it doesn't matter.

It's just whatever. Whatever. Yeah. It's good skill set to have, which my brain was bigger. Yeah, it doesn't, I know what you mean. It's like you come in and you're like, okay, and now what? Especially in today's age,

like if you get aggressive with anyone, they cancel you, so I can't use it. No. You know what people, I want to beat up. You could, I feel like you could grab somebody and squeeze them super hard. Kill them. Sure.

You know what I mean? Like I think you could, like Rogan and Jim Brewer talk about this monkey, the tiny monkey, and Rogan's like, you can't beat that up. And in my head, I'm like, I beat the shit out of that monkey. Yeah, you was a baby monkey I mean I'd I'd grab my stupid human feet that they have those weird human feet

Smash me and I would slam him so hard to the concrete. Yes. It's over It's over Romans like well you the way you move. I there's no chance Well, you are a guy who could kill a grown man like you know You could grow I always say that. It's like, if you grabbed onto somebody, I think you could grab a lot of dudes and squeeze them until they passed out. Or kill them, you know?

Or kill them. Like, if you really, like, and that skill set is both worth, if you grabbed them here and just that thing that you did to rap a port, you're gonna broke this rap. You could have really fucking, I know. Like, I feel like you could really fuck somebody up that way.

You could definitely break somebody's neck super easily. It's not a skill set unless we go into civil war, that's gonna be cool. Yeah. Well, you could pick people up and throw them on their head. Yeah. That would be probably how you go. Again, it does nothing for me,

the business on business. Boom! But in the business, how many it does nothing. But you see those, you don't think it goes in my head when I walked down it. I could kill everybody. Yes. Yeah, there was a Simone guy,

there's a little guy who was a boxer. And he was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, hitting the Simone guy. The Simone guy was like, blah, blah, he's getting hit. Fucking, oh, Jesus Christ, picked the guy up.

Slammed up. That's the land the mother's fucking head. He's just like out like this. Oh. That's the end of that fight. Yeah. It's the end of that.. Yeah. See how that is. Dude, I think when I was working on my truck,

on my knees, it was near a big garbage. This wasn't a fancy place. I'm on the street there. And the sewage from the garbage, you know, the bottom sewage fluid. I, because I can't, I have a real sense of nose. I think that's what that is with the oil. That doesn't smell good. Nothing smells good.

It's bad. It's like oil and trash. It just smells like true, yeah. That's what it smells like. Oil trash. Oil trash. Yeah. That is what it is.

Dude, how about the Jews and the Underground tunnels in New York? I know. What was that for? Hey, kind of cool. Yeah. They, they, they, they, they, they, they said it's for the synagogue when

it's like we're gonna go to the other synagogue. He's like, all right. Yeah. Well, no, but also when they shut down during COVID, which I thought churches were open. Oh, oh, so the, that's good. Well, that's what they said it was used for, but now they're thinking it was something else.

I don't know, let the conspiracies run wild kids. That's interesting. It's pretty impressive though. Yeah, and then everyone's taking their, they were making their last stand there. The Hasidic Jews, they were, there's my thing, why do they still use them though? You don't have to do that anymore.

They're just walking through a very insulated group. Look at them. They're like, you're not going to let us out. They're building their books. They were holding on to their books and reading scripture. It's one way they were being It's like it's kind of like a hey symbolic not the best PR move right now Yeah, right everything going on

I don't know underground tunnels. Yeah, that's it. It's interesting. Yeah, it's ironic I mean, but it's not you want to have a theory in here. What's going on there? Above our favorite I like your COVID theory Or they I think that's a front. Yeah on there? Above our playground? I like your COVID theory. Or they... I think that's a front, yeah. Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, it's weird. They went from the synagogue to the center, the Shabbat center or something,

which is like, all right, we're secretly walking through these tunnels, you know? Like good for them, I guess. why was there a tunnel under the synagogue Digging for months to expand the global headquarters synagogue, okay? So just to expand it. Oh, digging for months Yeah, it's just all of its strange. Uh-huh. Well, Hasidic Jews, that community is a very insular group of people that own rules, laws, arrange marriages, all that stuff.

You're supposed to have as many children as you can, women are not allowed to use protection. Oh, I did. You got to understand. So in the Hasidic community, so there's the Old Testament. And the Old Testament is the Jewish Bible, the Torah, the first of the actual, the Torah. Yeah, Torah, I think translates to truth or something

in Hebrew. And so those people don't actually read the Old Testament. They read the Talmud and they follow one leader, the Lubavitch follow, I think it's Rabbi Kahan. They consider him the Messiah. And so they follow whatever he says, how he dresses, who he says for you to marry, there's no question. So they don't worry about the Old Testament. They worry about his interpretation of the Old Testament. And he'll insist, so put up, bring up Lubavitch. Is he a good guy?

When I was in Israel, I had pictures of him everywhere. So he is considered the second coming by that guy right there. He's considered the second coming by his father. He looks like Jack Black right now. Yeah. And Shabbat Lubavitch, that's the World Headquarters. And so he has a massive following, massive... Superstar.

...sugar following. Yeah, and that's who they consider to be the Messiah. Interesting, yeah. So what he says goes, you can't debate it. So you ever see that came in, can I get a skinnier wife? Right, you see the Hasidim with their hats and their women shaved their head and they wear a wig, all the stuff.

The women's shave their head. Yes, all of that stuff is, so if a woman's having her period, she's separated from the man for 12 days, or after seven days. Oh, that's, he can't touch her and all that stuff. Yeah. And she has to bathe in rainwater.

It's all this weird stuff. I like all of this so far. I'm a listen, I'm a liking what they're doing. A lot of stuff going on. Not in the best shape, they're not, you know, there's a lot of inbreeding. So what happens is they have a lot of strange cancers and a lot of strange genetic diseases.

I'm out. They're the Ashkenazi. And it started the, I think the, that has seeded stuff, that stuff with their way. Wigs, that started in the 1800s and Eastern years. Keep it going. It's not ancient. Yeah.

And it's just a peculiarity of a sect. It's a sect of Judaism. They don't talk to regular Jews. They don't talk to Jews. They're a stream, right? Yeah, just because you're Jewish. You're not Jewish enough. Yeah, if you're not Orthodox, if you don't keep kosher, if you don't keep the Sabbath,

if you don't do all the things, they won't touch their stove starting, I think, on Friday. Because you're not allowed to, when the sun goes down, you can't touch anything electric. It's all these things. Like, you know, I'm just kind of surprised. What are they to Friday? I can't remember. I think it's, I think it's, yeah, I think it's, I think it's, I think it's, it's, it's two days.

So, but, but they're, they, they, they follow the Talmud, you know, yeah, Sabbath is very important. And you know, you can't turn it to the electronics. So a lot of candles, I dig that. You came to the kind of light switch. I came to have a car. Yep. Sundown Friday and to sundown Saturday.

Well, if you're a teenager, it must be rude. Yeah, it's a full, I can't see your friends, can't drive your car. You can't. When you're in Israel, they had the Shabbat. I like that old school stuff, though. Yeah, Shabbat. There's no, you can't have your car. When you're in Israel, they had the Shabbat. I like that old school stuff though. Yeah, Shabbat. Shabbat, there's no, you can't have anything cooked

a lot of times because the stoves don't work. A lot of sushi. Yeah, you can do that. But it's really interesting though, because the Talmud, it's like what, their leader's interpretation of the old test is how to do it. That's it, and You don't question anything.

It's like anything else. It's like the homage. It's like, in some ways the Mormons, you follow your elders. Follow your elders. You know what the thing is? Same with Scientology. Yeah, man. What Elrond Hubbard says goes.

Follow your, Scientology's a little bit different. Could you see how I plan it? No, because it was all about taking personal responsibility. And it was very, it's actually rather individualistic. So you as an individual have your, you know, they have your thing. So all that stuff is weird. Yeah, I still want to know why they had tunnels. Well, that's a good question. Only theory I can come with is the

COVID. COVID, that's over. And they're still using the tunnels. I got questions. I got questions. Jim, what do you got? So there's been rumors popping up yesterday about a boxing match between Jorge Mazdadon and Nate Diaz. Interesting. And that's like the opening odds just for the rumors. Damn, they know it's getting Nate Diaz recently. No, minus 325 for Jorge. He could lose this one and still the fans level That's what's cool about it. I like that both of them will make a lot of money for this. I mean, they're both

Yep That fight's going down in Miami. I'm sorry Vegas Vegas March in March. Yes, they're both so similar to those guys And the UFC gave the green light to let both of them fight too. Because Mosul all retired, but because retired doesn't mean you don't have a contract. So they had to get the okay from Dana White. Both interesting. Yeah. Pretty cool. Pretty cool indeed. What do you think? I think it'd be cool to work that fight.

All right. All right. If one could be so lucky. What is this now? So there was a Wall Street Journal article about Elon Musk saying he has a pretty bad drug habit. And then I guess this person wrote about a specific incident in 2017 when he seemed kind of off. So they're saying he's on LSD, Magic Mushrooms, cannabis, MDMA.

So can't all this? I've maybe insider information, but I'll start with the haters information. I'll start with, so then after this article came out, SpaceX posted this, the actual event on their ex. And I'll play parts of it for you guys, so you can see whether or not he's kind of out of it or not. I mean, we designed that thing, we designed the Dragon One. We had no idea what we're doing.

Like, oh. And so it worked. It worked. It's tough because he's awkward in general. That's what they mentioned too. He does have like a speech, well maybe a little bit of it. He has burgers? He's a little, he's a little, he's a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, a little, uh, a little, a little, a little, a little, uh, a little, uh, a little, a little, uh, a little, a little, uh, a little, a little, a little, a little, uh, a little, a little, a little, a little, uh, a little, a little, a little, uh, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, uh, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a, does have like a speech, not, well maybe a little bit of a cut of it. He has burgers? He's a little, he's a little odd to his to ask burgers.

He's a little, ask burgers? Well, ask burgers. Yeah. But I mean, this one seemed a little bit more than normal, but, yeah. Yeah. He's also, you know, he has a little bit of ask burgers when he's talking Rogan one on one,

or if I've talked to him in person one on one, he has a little bit splash of the autism in front of how many people here. So I'll give him that benefit of that with that. It's cool that they posted this after the article to show everything, to make it seem like, he's actually not that bad, so it's like an hour, 13 minutes long.

So we're actually, let's say he does Molly, cocaine, and mushrooms. I don't mind that all. He's still awesome. He's still crashing. He's still awesome. I bet it's a thing. They're putting that out there what,

to hurt his stock, I guess. I don't know. He could be, they hate that he don't know. He still he could be the hate that he does You could get punched in the heading at CT every day and be smart. Yeah, they hate they hate that he's Well, he could to rubber Twitter and create all this in the platform He's just a visionary He's and then and then remember the left hates him because he took Tesla away from California Well, they drove him out of course their taxes and their shit Fornya well they drove them out of course their taxes and their shit

Yeah, so there's that one here's a police chopper that picked up someone that had an accident and then had to Crash land because one of the rotors was messed up and they caught out they caught two different camera angles here And everyone's fine though everyone that he was late for his podcast Oh shit, and this is a brazil rotor in the back. Oh, shit. And this is in Brazil. Is it the rotor in the back? Yep. So, damn, he just crosses right there. And then there's actually footage right here, which is better.

Oh, boom. That's like the best possible line. Oh, it's not from back. That pilot's a badass. Yeah, that's crazy though. He landed pretty perfectly on that road. Yep, didn't hit a car luckily too. Wow.

Wow. All right, it's an oz. So, didn't hit a car luckily too. Wow. Wow. All right, it's a nice. So we've talking about zeroes a lot. Casey Anthony's parents took a polygraph to try and clear their name. I don't know if you guys watched that Casey Anthony documentary. No, Casey Anthony's one who killed her.

Allegedly, he killed her daughter. And then she's having another baby, right? That I don't know. But I don't watch this documentary and went into it thinking Casey is just a liar.'t know. But I don't watch this documentary. I think somebody else. And I went into it thinking Kasey is just a liar. I can't believe I'm going to watch this garbage. At the end of it, I kind of believe her. I kind of think the dad did it.

Why would the dad kill the two-year-old? The whole story was, is that Kasey was molested by her dad since she was young. And what Kasey is assuming is, dad was molesting the daughter, daughter woke up, and found out and was gonna tell, killed her. Wow.

I don't believe Casey Anthony. You don't. Nope, I think she's a sick girl. I'm not familiar with this. I think she's a, I think she's, she would say anything including seller on dad. You're dealing with a real sociopath in my opinion. Well, if you have the ability to kill your two-year-old child,

the ability to throw your dad under the bone. And right after, and their child was missing, she's out partying. Yeah. There's a whole story to that though. Oh, is there? That sheet though. In this dock though.

Yeah, in the dock. Remember, docking machines all have agendas. So making a murder, you watch that. There are agendas for you to question, but like, man, this guy's probably innocent. So they make part two. When you look at the real facts of that case, like, oh, this is a shoe in this guy did it yeah they they

do it for a reason wait what what is it what are they saying here her argument was you know she woke up from her nap dad came to her with Casey soaking wet saying just go I'm gonna take care of this everything's fine Casey just believed her dad and afterward when they did the autopsy there was no water in her lungs so it's not like the little girl drowned, but why was she wet? But also the dad that molested you as a child and goes, don't worry, she's fine. So you're cool with that there? That doesn't track.

No, I know. She's, your team KCA Anthony right now, she watched the doc and I get it. I'm not team. Because there's a lot of young kids that watch the Jeffrey Dahmer show and wear a fan of his. Same thing. Yeah, same thing. She was acquitted. She was acquitted, I believe.

Can you go back to that for a sec? Go back to that page. Can I see that Nashville man thing? I think I know that. If you kill kids, I can't watch it. I'll never mind. You don't know? You don't know that guy, Brian. No, I don mind. You don't know you don't know that guy, Brian

Sorry, what else you got you? Let's go here Okay, so this was a man he was being tried for battery and lost it and attacked the judge You see it when he attacked the judge you jumped he can jump here's a bit here's a longer video of it I saw it. Mr. Redden's right, you want to say on your own behalf before I pronounce sentence? For your half-feel red, black and white.

I shouldn't be like Santa Cruz in the first second time. Have you looked at your criminal history? Three felonies of gross, nine-inch, meter, multiple DVs. Got a lot going on, sir. Battery and a protective person, robberies, temperature-illuminated. I've been trying to learn from my mistakes. I feel like I shouldn't be sent to prison,

but it's appropriate for you then. You have to do what you have to do. But I've figured that I'm going to better replace my life. I'm not doing drugs. You know, I'm not after community crimes now. The criteria of me saying this is, that I'm a person that never stops trying to do right things. Even if it's hard, I can to get the best out of me. I did the best I could.

I'm sorry, but he gets a taste of something else because I just can't with that history. He's like, he's really learning from some sticks. He's not committing crimes, he said. Now somebody's got to, oh, they got him away from her. Mr. Reddens. No, did anything happen to Shia Black guy? He think he was not fucked up bitch. Look at how he's locked up when they're bringing back.

He's not, he's not all there. Well, now he's being charged for attempted murder. Yeah, well, he's gotta be put away, cause he's not, he has to be. What are you clear, you can't, you can't, what state is this in? Cause California, like, well, yeah, he's not. had what are you clear you can't you know what state is this in because California like well yeah he's not no matter the lock about California New York he'd be on the streets

today he's just not he's not in charge control of himself that's a guy who's just not in control yeah I think we'll be careful with that stuff I think he's a bad person really I'm just like we're always like elemental health and he's a bad person there's bad apples in the world yeah yeah, but I'll talk to him a little bit. Yeah, put him away. No, whatever it is. Whatever it is, I can't have. Like for me, I'm like, you, we can't have it.

We can't, we can't see. It's like the guy in New York and there's stories in LA. They have eight felonies this and domestic violence and being otherwise and they keep letting them out and then one guy they're like, all right, when you're probation, all right, don't do a't do skin he's like no problem. The amount he kills two people like god damn it No There's anybody who's in criminal justice can tell you that I guess I screwed like fucking they guys screwed

I mean it should be yeah They put him in that handle that like they're so history that long oh Pat McVease gangster. Pat McVee live on air goes at one of the head guys at ESPN. He's like, he's trying to sabotage the show. We've never got a long. And then he doubled down on it at the national championship while he was doing his live national championship show. He's like, listen, we love you. Don't get twisted. We love ESPN. We love what they've done for us. We're super grateful. He goes, you know, we don't like and insert the guy's name

for his name, he goes, if we don't like him, we've never got along with him. He's trying to sabotage us. He goes, there's the old guard and the new guard and the old heads don't like the new heads. That's all this is. Can I see that clip? It's so gangster.

He's like, he's like, we're watching the show and they never, gangster. They're not honestly quote. But you're a higher-pad man. No, Patrick. like, we're watching the show in the never, gangster. An honest like the word. But you're a higher-pad man, no, Patrick. Yeah, I love him. One of my favorite people with a long time,

he's a great dude and he's also, he's a pioneer and he's so powerful, this way he's doing it. People are just showing you, if I, they're not gonna let Pat go. No. He's one of the, he's probably the first with that much power.

I like the idea that he's a tank top, a lot of times. Oh yeah. He's great. He's probably the first with that much power. I like the, he's the best. I show him a tank top a lot of times. Oh yeah. He's great. He said, big boy for a punter. Yeah, I mean, great punter too. Yeah. It's so gangster, but Vias being, you kind of gotta expect this stuff, you know.

What about Aaron Rogers, come back to that. Oh, what I tell about Aaron. Aaron, so Jimmy went at him again, then he responded, he goes, listen, all I was saying to Aaron. So Jimmy went out of him again, then he responded, he goes, listen, all I was saying to him, and this is my exact point, he goes, because remember Jimmy was saying he's a conspiracy guy, he's this fake news guy, like everything's conspiracy goes,

why are you so worried about this thing coming out? Like what if it's a conspiracy, I've been right twice, apparently I'm too dumb, I'm right twice. You say I'm wrong. And he goes, I was, he was, I'm not dumb enough for caution on that list. You're saying, I'm saying you hope that list doesn't come out because it would make me right. Not because you're on the list.

He was, I've never said you're on the list. He was, I wanna be very clear. You're, I've never said you're on the list. I'm saying you hope that list doesn't come out because then I would be right. And I'm this weird conspiracy guy. Oh, God. And that was my exact plan That you had it right.

Nonetheless Pat McAfee was like I can't have this anymore in my show. We're cutting him from our Tuesdays here. So he will no longer be appearing on the pat back. Who want me? Aaron Rodgers. Well that's not very cool. Pat. Because because now remember I love Pat remember Pat got big, so he's unbarstool. He left there to do his own thing, got really big. One of the reasons he got big is he was paying Aaron Rogers and Nick Sabin to come on every week, seven figure salary.

And he goes, we did that in hopes to get bought out by ESPN. He gets bought out because the ratings Aaron brought, now you don't have Aaron's back. I don't like that. There's maybe there's more to it who knows or maybe Aaron said that was like dude I'm sick of doing this making news every time I say something. So paths like yeah let's score it separate directions. But see what he said here there will be a lot of people who are happy with that. Myself included to be honest with you McAfee said the way it ended it got really

loud and I'm happy that he's not going to be in my mentions going forward Which is great news damn oh and it must end it bad I Like both of them I'm switling on us. I like both of them I don't like you won't stick by your guy, but maybe it went maybe went south It's also great for Kim was kind of lost the plot in some way. Oh my god. He's he's raised a guy. Yeah He's made so many wrong moves, but all good. With Pat, yeah, that's kind of a bummer. But he also could be, it was great for Ray and stuff

like that, but he's also like, man, it's a sports show. We don't be talking about Epstein and this and your Jimmy Kimmel, like, anybody, people are just doing it for that. Like you're not even breaking down football anymore. Like the narratives, this weird Ep Jimmy Kimmel, like any but people are just doing it for that, like you're not even breaking down football anymore. Like the narratives, this weird Epstein call log, like that's not what we want to do.

And he's probably like, well I need to rebuttal, and he's like, but no, let's move on. And he's like, I don't want to move on. So he's like, all right, let's go our separate directions, could be that. People are weird, you know? Couple of alpha males.

Couple of all time greats in both aspects. I mean, whatever. Both, both are doing great. Don't need each other. Yeah. That'll happen sometimes. There's only one room for one. So, there's this high school kid play sports. He's got a really interesting last name.

I mean, Jesus. And Robert Griffin, the third is the case. Is the case silent or? We're going gonna find out Oh the Kanye song I can't beat him in. Wait, we're not in for the fair. How do you pronounce the A and the last name? Let's call you pronounced in it. It's no, Kanega.

Kanega. What do you mean by that? That's the key. Kanega. Kanega. Kanega. Kanega. You make sure you say say the K get the A in there Who is that guy?

Robert Griffin the third Robert Griffin the third husband 12th winner. I like that guy. Yeah. Yeah, he's hit her miss. Oh, is he? Okay. Yeah, hit her miss. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself.

He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself.

He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made you yourself. He's made tough name. Because I like when people, when you don't know his name and you're reading off the list, Noah, can I, Jay, is there no one here for God's sakes? That's how I can see somebody who doesn't know any better saying it, not knowing.

Well, it's like that whiskey, my favorite whiskey. It's Nika and I KKA coffee whiskey. I love that. Nika coffee grant. Yeah, you guys my favorite. I'll order that. I'm gonna make a coffee grant. Yeah, you guys my favorite. You guys my favorite. You're my favorite. You too?

Yeah, hell yeah. I heard you just shoot it, dude. No, you did. Yeah, I did. Nika coffee grant. Yeah, no, no, blah, blah. I haven't dreamed of my future a long time ago. Oh, man, I've been on it for a hot sake.

Oh, it's good, yeah. Yeah, we could probably say it though. There's a black bar, so I'm like, that one. Which one? Well, the coffee. The coffee grant. Well, the coffee grant. The coffee grant. Well, the lower, look at the coffee, right? He's like, coffee, like, with a wide, just keep going,

he's all the Nico, like that's it. Yeah. It's a loud bar, and you just don't want, I don't want problems. I'm not that worried about it. Yeah, I don't like it. It's just uncomfortable. It's fine.

Alrighty, that's it. All right guys, CB Live, January 19, 2021 come get some. That's a Friday Saturday Sunday. And you're missing the fight campaign. Me, Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz, and Eddie Bravo. Saturday. Yep. Damn what time?

Same time as show. I like literally I could fly from Arizona to Texas. Not a chance. That's seven. Louisville Comedy Club February 9 and 10. That's a super well weekend. Great job, right? And then Bricktown Comedy Club in Tulsa, Oklahoma March 8 and 10. That's a super weekend. Great job, Brian. And then Bricktown coming up and also Oklahoma March 8 and 9.

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