The Fighter & The Kid - Bryan The Grinch | TFATK Ep. 1050

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Brendan Schaub calls out Bryan Callen for being a Grinch this year, the gang has a Christmas present exchange and the guys talk Bryan's traumatic Christmas stories, favorite Christmas movies, Conor McGregor vs Jake Paul in a boxing match and much more! True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order

Yes we did, cause we back at it again, it's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on baby. Um, so you, you, you're lukewarm on Brendan's haircut. Lukewarm on it. I'm not lukewarm, I'm just, he's saying about the fade. It's a stern, it's a stern look to be honest with you. It's a stern look.

You, you were towering over me, and your eyes are very, very symmetrical. Well it's cause I don't have my hat on. But I, my, Brian, I know you've been in kind of your own world lately. I've had this haircut for two years. No, I know that. You always have a hat on. You always have a hat on. I always have a hat on.

And right now, right now it's very strict. Yes. It's high, it's tight. I mean, no, I'm all business today. You're all business today. And like we kicked, Ching got the behind the scenes there where you guys saw if you just watch on video. It's been, when I say eating me up,

I mean bothering me where I wanted to hurt you. Brian's just been in his own world lately. We're talking, he's on his phone, not paying attention on TikTok or texting, and just keeps going, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. And I'm like, all right, well I'll talk to him after this. He just walked out and went home, and didn't say bye, see you Wednesday and

we're doing the show at 9 a.m. for you. If the whole staff changed the time for you, nothing. I went, oh wow. And then I didn't think much of it and I was like, God, that was rude. Man. And it's been festering. Oh, all, all. Just fest Man. And it's been festering. Oh, all, all. Just festering. Two days straight.

Oh man. I woke up this morning like, I'm going to tell him this morning. When I see him, I'm going to tell him. And you know, How rude it is. Your eyes are a little swollen maybe because you didn't, you slept, whatever.

So you're looking at me with the, yeah, you got the creatine. Oh, you got creatine. Dude, I, I, I, You got water face. Dude, I ordered this creatine. And it was supposed to be a high quality creatine cause I take so much creatine. But when to be a high quality creatine because I take

so much creatine, but when it's not high quality, it's that Chinese bullshit. Bro. So I take about 15 to 20 milligrams every morning. Oh, that's a lot. Oh yeah. I'll take five. That makes sense. But I do 15 to 20.

Why so much, bro? I like to saturate my body with it. It's good for everything. You're loading. You're preloading. No, I've 15 to 20. Why so much, bro? I like to saturate my body with it. It's good for everything. You're loading, you're preloading. No, I've always done that. But if it's bad creatine, bro, bombs over Baghdad. Bombs over Baghdad, bombs over Baghdad. Dude.

Now you gotta case the squirts. The river's wild. Yeah, you gotta case the squirts. I'm not talking about the Kevin Bacon movie. You know, it's a good thing you are a nice person in your heart, because if you weren't, you'd be a scary guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'd be scary, because. And you know what else is driving us? And I knew this too. Sonatas has really pushed the guys, even though everyone pushed back a little bit. Sonatas pushed the guys, do a white Christmas, try to bring some holiday cheer here. Yeah, and Yeah, I knew I told you guys Brian's not gonna bring anything. So somebody get Brian a gift I have a gift to somebody else right comes out here to remind the gift you oh, that's today. I went

It is remove the show Around gifts. Hey, can I tell you are you ready? Yeah. You're almost 60. I know, but I- Hey, hold on. You're almost 60. It's time to let it go. It is time to let it go. Because my mom, I had very fucked up Christmases.

No. You got at least four or five text messages that he reminded you. I'm going to explain what my emotional block is. I hope you didn't have me. No, but my mother- No, you had me. I just found that out.

There are two things that would go on at Christmas. My Italian grandparents would always say, you know that most of the world gets nothing, so you're lucky. And also, like literally they were like, most kids, even in your own country, get a lump of coal or an apple, and they're really happy.

So I was, it was always like- It kind of sucked a little bit, yeah. They sucked about that, right? Okay, but then your mom and dad, but mom and dad would fall- So then mom, mom did weird shit, and I'm looking back on it now. Oh, do respect my mom.

You think I'm kidding. I was nine, 10, 11, 12. She would wrap up a lamp that she found in the attic. To put in your room or something? That's right, she'd wrap a lamp. And I'd open a lamp and go, oh, or then she'd... Even when you were like a toddler and stuff, no toys or nothing? I mean, there were times when I got toys.

But you and your family, like none of you guys are very materialistic. No. Like nice cars, watches, clothes, you guys don't give a shit. Like nice cars, watches, clothes. You guys don't give a shit. My dad had one watch, it was a Rolex. Someone gave it to my dad.

That's right, it was the only thing. We never had cars. We never had. No, there's none of that. None of that shit. No car, like clothing, nobody dressed in designer clothing. I mean none of that. It's just not your thing.

It just wasn't the family thing. I get that and I appreciate you being open about it, but you're 60, right? And you could have got a gift. Could have got it. And it's not like we're asking for anything crazy. No, it was $30. It was 30.

You know what I did? Mark's not in here. Mark's my secret Santa. I got him a $30 gift card to Air 1 cause he'll be able to use it. There you go. There you go. That took me five minutes, Brian.

That took you five minutes. Now I was like, you could have got a $30 gift able to use it. There you go. There you go. That took me five minutes, Brian. That took you five minutes. Now I was at the mall. I like Phil's. You could have got a $30 gift card to Phil's. I was at the mall. And I was helping my son buy gifts for people. And I was like, I should get Brendan something. Don't lie.

You did not think that. No. I just didn't know what to get you. You never even thought about me. No. We all know you're full of shit. No, I thought get you. You never even thought about me. No, I did. We all know you're full of shit. No, I thought about you.

I was like, I walked by this stupid store and I was like, I could get him something there. What was the name of the store? Cinnabon. What's that? Could have got me a $30 gift card to Cinnabon. That would have been nice. Yeah, or I could give you $1,500 to go buy shocks or something. That'd be cool.

Yeah. I wouldn't ask for that though. Yeah Yeah, you're okay, so you suck at giving your kids gifts to and your wife no no no I'm pretty good Well, that doesn't track does it it doesn't I don't buy them But I always know the women in my life are gonna buy this stuff. So I tend to yeah Yeah Yeah, I got a sense of what I did get my wife's nice shit. But she told you what to get her.

Hey, yes. And that's okay. You're you're not going out picking out shit for her. That's okay. Like my wife, I'm like, listen, I don't waste time or money. Send me a few things that you like and let me, and then I'll figure it out. So actually what I did was my wife said, I don't want anything, but then I was on her computer and saw her texts to a mutual friend. Yeah. To a mutual friend. And she was like, I want this, too expensive.

I wouldn't complain or something like that, but I'm not going to tell Brian. And I was like, interesting. I'll go get those Yeah, so she's gonna be very excited Very excited. So that that was good. Um But yeah, yeah. No, I'm yeah, I crush you with the gift-given you for the kid. Oh You take that Kids ideas outside that I'm pretty good with Jay like I'm like, what do you want? Like, you know, like we're older like say, what do you want? You know with the kids? Oh, yeah, dude

Yeah, it's there for a tree Tiree. Yeah, and I don't say from Santa that's you don't bullshit. No, fuck Santa. You know hard I work. Yeah, that's from dad Well, yeah, you're like dad. You'll love now. There are some gifts from Santa. Yeah But the big boys like their custom gloves like they love Walker Bueller So I got them the exact same custom Walker Bueller gloves. Sure. I got him those dope tracks remote control trucks f100 and a cf-10 Then I got these cool clothes like they like this type of clothing like car clothing stuff like that I got him that I got bossy a little drawing thing

Where it shines a design down and I can draw on it because he loves to draw so you'll like this my wife Decides that my son who's not even three yet has some musical talent. How does he sings? He's like two to he'll be he'll be three in January Yeah, so he So he sings though. And when he was at the piano at my friend's house, he was actually kind of playing some notes. So my wife goes, okay, I'm going to buy him a piano. But the problem is she bought him a real piano that's heavy as fuck.

Oh, I got to get him a kid one that showed that lights up. It is. It's in pieces. You got it on Amazon. It's not crazy expensive, but it's actual piano. So I had to carry it upstairs, and she said, how about this, you'll love this. She buys him a bike and a piano, and she goes,

just assemble the bike and assemble the piano. And- It's all night work. Yeah, with the instructions and all the things. And I look at it and I go like this, I go, hmm. Then I look at the bike and I go, mm-hmm. mm-hmm I go you know I work hard. I work hard. You could put a little effort in yeah I'm not doing this. Oh wow I called her. I heard here's what we're gonna Do you hire some you're gonna hire somebody bitch made to come to my but not house kids toys but not built shit It's always cuz it would have taken me cuz I'm an idiot it would have taken me

It would have taken me the bike you could have knocked would have taken me it would have taken me the bike You could have knocked out. I could have knocked it out, but it's just a lot man We have a rule at the house, especially for my wife's brother my brother-in-law. No Legos, dude Oh, don't buy the 2,000-piece Lego set because I'm building it right That's the other thing. He's old enough. We can put them together, but you get bossy a Lego kit No, no fucking Lego right right with a Lego kit? No fucking Legos, dude. Right with you. I'm right with you on that.

No Legos. I have that too. When they buy like the loud drum sets, like dude's gonna fuck up the whole vibe. Can't do that. Don't give them the dinosaur that makes all the noise and shit that moves electronically. Yep.

It's a disaster. Yep, all that stuff. You see the hot one is that karaoke machine? Like Costco has like a kid's karaoke, like microphone, and it says like max volume elevated You're like, why would I want that? Kids singing. Yeah, get out of here Yeah, I I don't know man. I

It was interesting damn by so I built kids. I saw that's all time I had to put a bed together a kid's bed together Okay, it was just it was just four slats and a frame. And I'm like, hey, fucking, I'm trying to do this shit because I'm an idiot. And I'm like, God, and I just call my buddy. I go, I'll give you $300, come over here right fucking now.

He goes, what? He comes over, he goes, I mean, it's just, it's slats and a frame. I'm like, yeah, I don't know how to do it. Yeah. I was yelling at him. He goes, take it easy. There you go. Yeah, I don't know how to do it Yeah, I was yelling at him. Just take it easy There you go. Yeah, I got problems. Yeah, I got problems

Okay, hey, you're young you figure it out. I am young. I will figure it out. I inherited that shit. I just gotta accept it Sometimes you gotta accept it something that might help you out though Brian Little magic my yeah, we got a brand new shipment. Thanks to uh, I've been down I've been dead down. Yeah, man Jen your your family around Christmas. Oh, this is the last episode of the year, by the way. Yeah, we're taking Christmas off For fire my kid at least yeah for fire. Oh, yeah, not for shops on going there, but um For fireman kid at least. Yeah, for fireman kid. Oh yeah, not for shop joint going on.

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Christmas elf on a shelf. That's great. That's brand new, but yeah. Fuck you. Hey, fuck you, dude. Wow. No, I like it. Are you the Grinch?

No, I am the Grinch. You look like the Grinch, but you act like the Grinch. Come on, dude. I'm going to get air-trenched. Did your parents have lights on the house? Never had even lights they did not and they just don't give a fuck you gotta remember to yeah I don't remember a lot of hugs either. Well, you gotta remember I've been living out of one bad break. Yes, sir Oh killer. Well, you gotta remember I've been living away from the home My parents home since I was

1-3 13 years old. Hmm. I'm gonna have a talk with your father You understand fucked up my parents were in Saudi Arabia and I was I went to the United States So I saw an old school thing. I saw my parents and my my sister Three weeks of the yeah, they're the way to do it. It's so damn summer I would also go to summer camp and get molested. It's so yeah way to do it. About three weeks of the year. Yeah, they didn't the way to do it. You understand? It's so damaging. Because in the summer I would also go to summer camp. Summer camp and get molested. It's not the way to do it, dude.

Yes. It's not the way to do it. Right? It's fucked up. And it's not your fault. No. You're not loving, have a cold for a heart. It's not your fault, dude.

You know? Like what'd you think was gonna happen? You do get a little, yeah, you're not sentimental. No. Because also. Your survival and then you're not sentimental. Because also- Your survival and then you're constantly in different environments. Always moved.

Always moved. You're not very loving because you're defensive, because you're trying to protect yourself. Well, when you would live overseas back in the 70s and 80s, you lived on compounds or you were in an apartment building in Greece around Greeks. There was no, you were going to international schools and then you'd move every year or two years. was weird man it's a weird way to grow up you

don't form attachments you don't form things that that that you if you have a dog given but the traumatic thing for me was giving up on my dogs man having a dog for two years and my mother would say he'll be fine we'll find a good home I don't know what would happen they they just let them out on the street uh yeah yeah whatever it is man dude kellen grew up savage you grew up like the spartans just a little different more yeah i i spoon in the mouth but they just kicked you out it was it was a chaotic it was a chaotic it's not the way to do it i mean thank god you're a normal-ish person, you know? But yeah, of course you're not gonna be very... Well, I was a kid who loved routine.

Like, I loved practice. Like, one of the things about boarding school was I loved wrestling because it was a structure, right? I'm surprised you didn't go to the military then. So, I almost did. Too small? Stop it. Take that back right now. I don't know, dude. Take that back right now. I don't know the requirements. I would have gone through the Marine Corps or anything. No, not a chance.

Take that back. You mean the reserves, right? Right now. Yeah. I'm a tough kid. Sure as luck not a Marine. Maybe the Navy, right? The thing about the Marines is you have to carry a lot of weapons.

My dad was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine.

He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. He was a Marine. You mean the reserves right right now. Yeah, I'm a tough kid shares like not a marine Maybe the Navy right thing about the Marines is you have to carry on your back and I have a lot of weight Well, the Marines are the grunt so there's a lot I put on all the war gear when I was in when I went to Afghanistan to do stand-up You look like a toddler and it was so much weight. I was like how the fuck

All right, all the branches. I was like, how the fuck? No, you're not a Marine. All right? On all the branches. I don't have- You're not a Marine. I don't have, yeah. No, no. It would have benefited me to have a little more size.

Yeah, so no Marine. Okay, but don't- Dude, you could have been a fighter pilot. I'm not 5'7", bro! You don't have to be 5'7", to be a fighter pilot. They're short. No. I'm tall.

5'11". You're 5'10", on a good day. I'm over 5'11". You're 5'10", be a fighter pilot. They're short. No. I'm tall. No. 5'11". You're 5'10", on a good day. I'm over 5'11". You're 5'10", on a good day. But what's the average pilot? Where's the tape measure? Let's get a tape measure right. I believe you.

So let's say it's 5'11". What's the average height of a pilot, though? 5'8". That minimum height was typically around 5'4", so you're good. Maximum around 6'5", so even my big ass. I'm almost exactly 6'5. Damn. Even my big ass. Dan-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da And who'd be Maverick, you think, Jen? Of them two? I have no idea. Yeah, but this is big.

It could have been Air Force. No, I could have. Not Marines. I would have made it. Out of all of them Marines. Come on. Listen. You ain't no grown.

I would have made it through military training. I've seen guys in the military who are Marines, some very tough Marines. But I would have figured my way through. I think so when you're young. I can dig deep. Yeah, you would have made it through like Buds. You would have been a special force. No doubt. I know 100% I could never make it in Navy SEALs. I can't. No. I am too, I get too cold. It would break me. It's just not for you. It's

just not for me. It's just like the NBA is not. Yeah, I'm not built for it. I'm not. That's a good thing about actually all bullshit aside having done sports that were hard, like a wrestling or something. Like I know where I stand. Your limitations. Yeah. But I, I physically, there's not a shot I could deal with the, the cold with the SEAL team stuff. Plus you're carrying a lot of weight.

No, you've been in the Navy, you've been the guy cooking the chow, right? You'll be on the ship when we're fighting battles, right? But watch this, watch this. When we're fighting battles and hey, you know what you're doing? You're serving up the chow. No, but I'm... Hey, big. Another spoon of the soup, bud. Look, look, I got high social IQ so I'm the assassin.

No, I'm the assassin. No, no, no, no. No, look, look, look. How you doing? I work for an NGO. How are you, man? No, you gossip too much. No, you gossip too much. Everyone's like, I got the assassin. I got some an NGO. How are you man? No, you gossip too much. No, you gossip too much you everyone like that guys They I got some yeah Chatty Kathy. Yeah, you too though. Nah, not if I have to but you just can't help it No, you're a chatty. Here's the half dude. You're gonna be in the chow hall, right? Yeah, and you tell stories entertain us wall We're on break

That's what I see for you in the military. I'm not even trying to be shitty. I'm entertainment. Yeah, you make the best sloppy Joe. But I'm also like, hey guys, you hear the one about the. Yeah. Or you educate us on like military history. Oh, that's good. That'd be cool.

Yeah, I tend to the hearth. Yeah, you're that guy. Guys, making some good croissants. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, dude. And then you guys eat too fast. I'm like, guys, can you fucking appreciate the food? I'm gonna slave them away on the kitchenissants. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that, dude. And then you guys eat too fast. I'm like, guys, can you fucking appreciate the food? I'm going to slave them away on the kitchen all day. Yeah, exactly.

That guy? Yeah. Hey, fellas, special treat. Christmas here. Special treat, guys. Turkey legs. I got a walnut strudel. Mm-hmm.

Hey! And then a couple of you guys smack me on the ass. I'm like, come on, man. Stop it. Those are big hands. Yeah, everyone loves you. Yeah. But, you know.

Cool. Oh, you smack hard. And then the bullets. Yeah, but you know whoo you smack hard And then the bullets start flying you hide under the table, right? Yeah, as long as as long as you guys don't put a wig on me or anything Cuz you know, it's those are long who's that shit. This just reminded me of like doing all these things like Johnny Kim He was a Navy SEAL Harvard graduate doctor and part of NASA as a national ice Korean yeah, well, I was wondering what the time is here. All right graduate doctor and part of NASA as a national ice Korean. Yeah. Well I was wondering what the title is here. I'm like, all right, you're bringing up all these things. I was just reminding me Navy.

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. You want to feel like a loser? And he's 40. Yeah. Young God, that guy's a star. He got a silver star and a bronze star. Look out. What a silver star is. I think that's like distinction in combat What a badass highest military decoration Christ who is this guy? Let's get Johnny Kim on the fucking hell. Yeah, we're just over a gun run for governor, dude He's beat up Newsome for us bring get bring me some bring up some more pictures of Johnny Kim I want to see what he's built like

Got to see what what's he do now? Damien went to Santa Monica. Hi, he's a local boy. That's a smart fucking dude Look at him right there. How badass is that? Yeah? Over there fucking can take pain. I'm gonna listen to that doctor me too. I'm listening that fucking guy Johnny Kim for president. I love that guy. Look at him that fucking guy. Johnny Kim for president. I love that guy. Look at him. He will fucking watch this. He'll kill you. He'll, he'll shoot you and then heal you. He can shoot you in the fucking shoulder and then fix your shoulder. How'd you know about him too? He's just around the water cooler, the Korean water coolers. He's been on Jocko, Jocko Willings podcast. Really? And then that's an MD. Yeah. All your guys that you know, you know, in the military, they know who he is, obviously. So yeah, any stuff I'm pretty sure knows about him Tim Kennedy. Yeah real stud. Yep. She's for him

I bet he knows what's going on with the drones But that's a very I want to talk about that. That's a very I'm so over it. Let's go into it. Okay Hey, okay That's a very have that guy on the new, the drones for three hours. 30 minutes in on it. Check, please. Oh, I agree 100% on that. I got a whole take on that.

All of it. Also- Unless anybody actually knows. I agree 100%. So- Wait, they're not aliens? Check, please. I mean, also, like, let me guess.

Let me guess. They don't want us to know or or we don't quite know, and I'm going to listen to that for three hours, you don't know anything, and every time I hear it's like, let me see a better picture. How come every picture is fuzzy? What are you talking about here? I'm sober. Is it a threat to Americans?

No, they know what's going on, but the drones are obviously our military our intelligence Agency the only thing is they think that they are manned aircraft and they're looking for something that could be dangerous That's what's a little bit worried. They're tracking missing radioactive material. That's fucking says we're not we're not tracking. Okay, good Let me send you send this to you, Chad. Do you have a ring camera? You guys like- Bet your sweet ass I do amongst other cameras because they can take out the ring and if you only have Wi-Fi to support it, what criminals can do, they can buy this thing I think off Amazon that rattles the Wi-Fi so it shuts down the security system so you have to have a hard line in.

Jesus. Okay. So I love my ring app because usually you get people posting like really dumb things like, lost my sock yesterday, has anyone found it? Whatever. But last night. Damn, what kind of Ring you have.

In 30 minutes, I got over a hundred notifications in my little area of drones everywhere. People found them in their backyards. They were taking pictures of them. They were dropping in videos. Like they were all over Orange County last night. People found them in their backyards. They were taking pictures of them. They were dropping videos. They were all over Orange County last night. So I don't know what's going on.

I didn't care until my phone kept blowing up. But... I think it's just all military exercises. It's definitely not aliens. Yeah, I've always thought it was drones. Military drones.

Hold on, let me refresh this. Now you sent this to me. I told you, my mama, when I was like, yeah, it's probably just bullshit about the immigrants in Aurora, blah, blah, blah. My mom was like, oh no, I don't go out past six o'clock. That's why she didn't go to your event. And then remember Trump was saying how bad it is in a row and everyone's making fun of it.

It's not that bad. Immigrants are great for America. Go ahead and play that, Jen. Now, this is a live look now. The sun is up there in that state and police have now detained 14 people and reported armed home invasion. That's the same apartment complex where a lot of people were complaining about the armed Venezuelan gang members roaming the halls.

Reports indicate that investigators said that several suspects entered the apartment and had two people inside. The suspects then reportedly moved the victims to another apartment complex, or rather another unit on the property where police said they were found threatened and bound. An adult man sustained a non-life-threatening stab wound. At the moment, police say it's unclear if the suspects are connected to the Venezuelan game Trendy Aragua, but we'll get a live report in Colorado. You can stop it, Jen. But then Mike Kaufman, the woke mayor who's ruined Aurora, or just

Denver in general, refused to work with Trump and Tom to detain arrest and deport illegal immigrants He's like there's no issue at all and the cops like there is an issue Everyone's saying it's set for the government Give me your bullshit now, I'm a little hesitant for this. I think it's a great society. Sometimes when I see that stuff is a little bit sensationalist. Like it, that feels like I'm getting gamed by the media again, even though it's, you know what I'm saying? Like it's like, they're coming up with a story could be part of this gang. We don't know yet. One was stabbed with a non life threatening. I'm always like,

I don't know about that either. You know what I mean? It's a lot of things. It's all fake. No, I just think it's... it sounds a little sensational. It sounds like they're trying to get a... They're trying to push for a story that we... that'll get our attention. It's developing. So... Yeah. Well, where was this energy when they're reporting that... that illegal gang in Aurora is flooding Aurora?

I have people that run from there, right? And they say it's a real big problem? Oh, yeah, man. There's no doubt that we have... That illegal gang and arores flooding Aurora my people that run from there, right? And they say it's a real big problem Yeah, there's no doubt that we have there's no fucking doubt that with that ridiculous open border policy Ridiculous open border policy you have a lot of people in this country that are Criminals, I mean that there's a lot of there's Maduro apparently I mean, there's a lot of there's Maduro apparently

Emptied his fucking prisons and pushed the criminals over our border. It's like go to America That's what that's what I've heard. But certainly that's what Castro did In the 80s, he emptied his prisons and said that's what scarface is about. Yeah, the worst is yet to come Huh? They're just laying low right now The worst is yet to come all these illegal immigrants cross a lot now. The worst is yet to come. With all these illegal immigrants crossing the border. A lot of the illegal immigrants that come over are absorbed in the economy. It's true in the restaurant business, in agriculture and construction, but there were a lot that fucking came over that are not good people. Horrible people.

But mainly, the whole point, whatever they were doing, which is letting the border just be open, makes zero sense, and they give you a- Also how to work for them. They give you a court date to come back. Like, what do you do? How to work for them. Right.

Didn't work. And now we're stuck with it. Right. Not good. So now, as we asked you, your family for Christmas? Yeah, you know, they were never too big on it. I mean, you know, my parents were both immigrants. You should, only good parents in the world.

Hold on. They were both immigrants. But we did always do something. You know, it's an Americanized holiday to us. So, like, they would get a tree and stuff. But as far as, like, putting lights outside, like, my dad couldn't screw a light bulb in in the house, so we're not putting him on a ladder. But inside the house was always decorated.

I go crazy for Halloween. What I do, Halloween and Christmas, like I put everything up for Halloween, I leave it, and I just put Santa hats on everything until the end of Christmas. So it's like Nightmare Before Christmas vibe. Everything, yeah. You're a bit of a Christmas enforcer, I feel.

I love it. That's America, right? You're not from here, so I get you don't know our traditions, right? Hey, hey. Piece of shit. Hey man, so if I don't have lights up in my house, you're gonna be looking at me a little suspect?

Yeah, it's weird. And you got four kids. Come on, bro. Yeah. I got a Christmas tree up. You didn't put it. Hold on, hold on, Brian, Brian. What's your favorite Christmas movie?

Huh? What? You're gonna say like a Wonderful Life, some bullshit? Yeah, it's The Grinch. The Grinch is your favorite all time Christmas movie? No, my favorite Christmas movie. He doesn't know any. You know?

Probably Christmas Vacation. Let me help you. National Lampoon's Christmas. Are you saying that because of my shirt? No. I didn't see it. Oh, okay. That's a great movie though for the kids. I mean, Will Ferrell's Elf.

Yeah. Home Alone's usually number one. Home Alone's number one. Even Part 2 is a Christmas movie. Die Hard's a Christmas movie. Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, you guys. It's on Christmas. Die Hard is a, that's right.

Home Alone's number one. What about Christmas Story? You guys like that one? Fuck all that noise. Do you know, you know, Bruce Willis, I'm sure you've read that. What? Yeah, fuck that movie. What the? Why?

Christmas Story. A Christmas Story. Have you ever, compared to Elf? Will Ferrell? Well, Christmas Story's a classic. Yeah, so you do like it. A Christmas Story is a great movie. Yeah, it's amazing.

And only a Philistine. Ahead of its time to wouldn't understand You know, I'm sorry that it doesn't have John Jones All right, bro Yeah, sorry. It doesn't have John Jones on home alone either doesn't fuck trumps and home alone, too It doesn't have an MMM guy in it. Yeah, that's an home alone, too. Yes. Yes. Yeah You remember from a minute though when they would air it on like TV, they would take out that heart.

They used to take them out. Oh, what a surprise. Yeah. That's awesome. That's awesome. Hilarious, huh? Yes. Yeah, Home Alone's number one.

It's such a good movie. It's a feel good movie. There's a Trump when Sasha Baron Cohen, when he played Ollie G, with like trying to ask him questions, Trump's like, all right, let's go, hurry up, hurry up. He doesn't have it? He doesn't have it like all right let's go hurry up hurry up what is it quite all right you know the Ali G guys all woke now he's all weird huh he's all weird now Sasha Byrne yeah yeah well he didn't know it that's cuz it it didn't work out like he was that like Borat

was huge and Ali G was really big back in the day. But then he was he had a really hard time repeating that like getting it. He's very talented. He did that series on like having Netflix. But stupid talent. Yeah, it didn't. It didn't. He tried another one of those things like with the Borat thing. It just didn't. What was that one? The dictator? Yeah, it didn't it didn't he tried another one of those things like with the Borat thing It just didn't what was that one the dictator? Yeah, it didn't really work as well Yeah, he did a couple of those Bruno and the dictator But I think that what happened was he just kind of it a little bit ran its course And he's had a tough time well the gig was up to like people were the character got so you know

Who else is that way is Mike Myers Mike Myers was as big as it gets. Well, hold on, you're a little off on this. Mike Myers just dipped out to Canada because he made so much money off Shrek and Austin Powers. He has like $600 million. Yes, he has a lot of money. He's also crazy. Yeah, I mean, I think he would, but also he tried.

He didn't get kicked out of Hollywood. No, but his style of comedy, the characters, just didn't, it's a little dated now. It's really interesting. But he didn't try and fail. He literally dipped out at the height of it. Yeah. Yeah. I think you're off on that. He had so many odd cameos too, like Inglorious Bastards. No, no, no.

Inglorious Bastards, he's great. Remember that, and then what was the other one, the queen one, Bohemian Rhapsody? He was in- He was in- Oh, that's right. He was a manager in that. Inglorious Bastards. Yeah. And Bohemian Rhapsody, that one was awesome. Yeah, he's great. But he did try, I think he went through a situation, he was in, Oh, that's right. He was a manager in that. In glorious bastard. Yeah. And Bohemian rhapsody that one. Yeah, he's great.

But he did try, I think he went through a situation where he was trying some stuff and, uh, it didn't work as well. If there was, there was, there was some failures. I don't know B. Yeah. He crushed it. He crushed it, but then he wasn't able to crush it. Which ones, dude?

Cat in a hat. Didn't do that well. Cat in a hat. Yeah. He, No, I mean, he went through some stuff where he's a weird dude. That's the, I think he went through some depression stuff and then went kind of like, whatever. It makes so much fucking money off the Shrek stuff. Yeah. I came out Eddie Murphy. He's never made more money than being the donkey. That's right. That's right. Cameron Diaz.

Like they make so much fucking money. Tom Hanks makes more money off Toy Story than anything. Like once you're those voices, you're set. Owen Wilson cars. Yeah, man. Voiceover game. Maybe that's where we should start looking. I tried.

No, it's, it's, I remember I was a voice over producer. It's the most competitive. Yeah. I tried. No, it's, it's, I remember I was a voiceover producer. Super competitive. It's tough. It's so competitive. The most competitive. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. There's a reason why Eddie Murphy's the donkey.

I had the best. Or Kevin Hart's the voice of in Pets. Yeah. I had the best voiceover agent forever. And I always. The rock in Moana, like massive stars, massive. It's like podcasting now that like, like Conan O'Brien, who's a huge celebrity, he does podcasting. So it kind of like, it's the same thing with voiceover. You can be a that like Conan O'Brien, who's a huge celebrity, he does podcasting.

So it's the same thing with voiceover. You can be a great voiceover artist, but if it's a famous celebrity, he's probably getting that. In my 20s and 30s, I probably auditioned. I did voiceover auditions at least three days a week. And then how many did you land? None. Exactly.

It's so tough. You know, Chin was in a, is it Disney? Ringo. Ringo. The Johnny Depp movie that won the Academy Award for best Animated film I was in planes. I have a part in planes planes animated or what and it all it was Plains is like cars, but it was planes and Dane Cook was the main voice on it But I didn't get it didn't track cars huge so didn't win the Academy Award for best animated film So it didn't win the Academy Award for best animated film? No, no.

Okay. James did. Ooh. Slight flex. Damn. Yeah, it was tough. I would always, I had a block with that. But also with AI now, as far as commercials, not like these like, you know, anime or movies

that are huge, but commercials, like for jewelry, for whatever, AI can take over all of that. Like I want this in the style of like James Earl Jones or whatever. AI can take over all of that. Like I want this in the style of like James Earl Jones or whatever. Sort of, sort of. The only thing that AI, like it doesn't really, the problem with AI, like they made a movie with AI. Look at this movie. It doesn't make you feel anything. Like writing is very different. No, I'm with you. You're off on this. With the voice, when they do the voiceover, like that British voice you see on the TikToks, you can't compete with it. That's what they do for a lot of YouTube videos too.

There's no one on screen. There's a human writing it, but then it's in the AI's British voice. You can't compete with it. You have that throat thing you always do. There's terrible ones, but there's great ones too. Let me hear it. Yeah. It'd be like, this is a 1994 whatever, F-150, Gen 2.

And it keeps going, you're like, Jesus Christ. Really? Yeah, it's, and a lot of people are using it too. I don't know which one. I remember seeing the commercials, but. I've seen a lot of car guys use them, or they're just so good, so good. I don't know about that.

And plus we can't play their video either. He does all of them. Let's just see this one real quick. Hello you lot. Sorry. Things are changing. Tell me. What do you feel?

Things are changing. For worse or for better. So basically it's all created, right? You just write it and you can make it like how dramatic you want it to be. Like very deep, sad or happy, bright. Yeah, the people doing the ads like on TikTok and Instagram where like it shows things. It's so good. You just get someone that does AI and then he can't compete. Especially if they're savvy with AI.

Like, fuck. Chat GPT is so nuts. You can ask it anything and it gives you the answer. And then you can go, give me a summary of Socrates, you know, give me like anything, go through all of PubMed articles and give me the best diet plan. So they do that right now for Yahoo. Yahoo is my favorite, like a web browser for current events.

And right now they do AI generated like, okay, for this topic, we're going to give you all the key points. Boom, boom, boom, boom. It's insane. It's, it's not perfect though. They mess up on the grammar and stuff, but it's still like, you can go through things now, be, we can upload whatever an special, and cut all the clips. Make them different angles.

You still need someone to fix it up, because it's not perfect, but it's still fucking damn good. And think about 10 years from now. It takes three minutes. Think about 10 years from now. I know. So they said that knowledge is going to be worth zero.

So in other words, you hire a lawyer because they went through school, and they know contract and everything else. Now you put a contract in. You just upload it, right? That's it. Like what issues are with this? What should I look for?

That's it. And you don't have to pay a lawyer $300 an hour? That's right. That's wild. It's crazy, but that's just the beginning. I think about lawyers are super fucked. Cause they don't have a really set of skills. They have knowledge. They went to school for.

You put symptoms in, you're a doctor, you put symptoms in. It'll literally comb every medical journal. And they'll say, you want us to order this prescription for you, this will cure it. Yeah. So you don't have to go to the doctor office anymore. All of that. All of that shit.

Surgery's gonna be robotic. It's incredible. No ears. It's incredible. On top of that. Do you see do you see this? Could be fake who knows do you see Russia's it says they have a shot that clears cancer There's cancer they're giving away for free Well, it's cancer is sort of a umbrella term Wow Look at that. Yep Well, it's cancer is sort of a umbrella term. Wow.

Look at that. Yep. From business. That's where the MRNA vaccine, which is the COVID vaccine. That's what they were talking about. It's supposed to be really, really the thing that they'll use for cancer. Wow. Well, let's see if it actually cures. Yeah.

I'd like to see some research done on that. But if they do have it, that's see if it actually cures yeah, I'd like to see some research done on it But if they do have it that's fucking wild The fact that there's no like advancement and can't you know there has taken a huge advancements I mean, this is a ground say like cures. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I mean how many people do you know have passed away from cancer? This it sucks. Yes. Yeah. Yeah A lot of money behind it, Jen. I know, that's why I'm like, my conspiracy thing is. A lot of money behind it.

The tin foil. There's also a lot of money in the cure, so. Maybe in time. There's more money in the cancer, right? Look at the advancements they've made with like, the AIDS vaccines and stuff like that for like, for like, crop and like. Well also with cancer.

That's great, but cancer's been around. So also gene therapy and like, programming white blood cells. I mean, they've made huge strides on childhood cancers, huge that nobody talks about. So they're doing a lot. Could they cure hepatitis C now? People used to die from it.

My cousin died from it. So right now cancer, the number one treatment is chemotherapy, right? Chemotherapy is like such a- Radiation, chemotherapy, and surgery. Both of them. Chemotherapy kills everything. It's so primitive.

It's so primitive. It's like, yeah, let's destroy you. But that's changing. We're now we're doing, we're doing gene therapy. Hopefully, wishfully. Yeah, that's what I want. We are doing it now. It's, it's curing people now. They're making a lot of fucking progress.

It says the, uh, the vaccine show problems in results, treating robust immune response within two days of injection. Yeah, that's incredible. Meanwhile, in the case of a personalized vaccine for melanoma, the deadliest form of skin cancer. Oh, yeah, skin cancer.

Yeah, where will they be at in 10 years? I think it's going to be less than that. I think that this is exponential technology. It's got a dark side, it's got a good side. This is one of the good sides. Yeah I think cancer is gonna be we'll see. I hope we want to do our white Christmas. Let's do it Let me grab the other boys. I guess Casey la la la Let's take a little break. We take a break and can we just talk about something that no one wants to talk about this holiday season? But your wiener don't forget about your wiener.

Well you're going to be eating a lot of food and stuff like that, you want a good wiener game, you want tissue, penile tissue relaxation, you want good blood flow, joy mode. Dude give your girl a dick and a box full of joy mode. Look I'm going to tell you right now, the compounds in joy mode promote good blood vessel and endothelial tissue health, general cardiovascular and heart health, athletic performance in and outside of the gym, healthy blood pressure. Just firm dude. Don't listen to me and Brian and try all natural back by science joy mode and go get a prescription with horrible side effects, nasty side effects. Or go to the gas station and.com slash fighter, enter code fighter for 20% off your first order and feel the difference and get good erections, general erectile function.

That's tryjoymode.com slash fighter, 20% off your first order. That's tryjoymode.com slash fighter, 20% off your first order. Merry Christmas, wiener lovers. Casey's being ageist and I don't appreciate it. You said nice hat. I said here, do you want to try it? Do you want to look a little bit younger for this? You know what this is?

It's four guys. It's four guys hanging out for White Christmas and three of us have good hair. That's it. That's what this is. What about Chin? I don't have good hair. Chin has good hair too. Chin's got nice hair.

No, no, my hair is fake. Chin's hair works. We'll say that. You guys have good hair. You have fake hair, Chin? Yeah, I told my hair is fake. You know what, that's great hair. Chin's hair works. We'll say that. You guys have good hair. We put fake stuff in them. You have fake hair, Chin? Yeah, I told you guys multiple times. You have plugs?

Prove it. No, no, no. There's like a little hair fiber thing that you just kind of like sprinkle on top of your head to make it more full. It's just Parmesan cheese. It's a racket. Are you like the spray that?

What's your nationality, bro? I've done that before. Irish. Oh, yeah. Casey Carrotay. Irish. You're Irish. Let's do this.

I'm Irish. I feel like we're already doing it. Yeah, we are. Are we doing it? We are. Yeah. So let's start with Brian, since you are so good at remembering to bring your gift.

That's what I get? You can open your first gift, which says Brian. That's a big gift. I'm glad you did. Who's it from? 2826. No. Turn around for me. Rye. Holy shit he read that address. Oh information person. No don't by the way we have look at Casey laughing there's a reason. Could be.

So nice. Chid and a Brian. We can't say it can we? He read the number on the box. You got? This is so exciting. You got me a Constellation globe. It's for your kids.

Oh. That's a good one. Oh. It's beautiful. It's really cool. It's actually a cool gift. Yeah. Thank you very much.

That's very thoughtful. It's exactly what I wanted. Maybe we'll get it. Is it a little passive aggressive, though? Because you guys had that whole beef about. I mean. Yeah. And then you guys rigged the game from the win.

They rigged. They rigged the game. No, they didn't rig it. Maybe you could study up for round two a little bit. Learn a little bit of countries. I heard you didn't know anybody's name. I mean. You called me Casey Graves.

Thought my last name was Graves. They were like audio questions. There was a whole section on audio tech. There's also questions on books, Bry. There's a bunch of questions on books. There's also a category that was Brendan Chubb. He didn't know your birthday. He didn't know your middle name.

Bam. No, I knew it. What else? Brendan Peter. Now you know. I knew it, watch the tape, I knew it. Yeah, now you know. All right, who's next?

Did you put your gift out, B? I just have it in my pocket. Okay, so you wanna give your gift? Yeah, here you go, Mark. Wait, I thought this was a secret. It's supposed to be, but- Secret's out, Merry Christmas. See, it says Merry Christmas.

Yeah, cards are the best. Airwond, let's go. Connection use. Oh, that's nice. So here's a gift. I didn't even have to open it. It's from Airwond. Yeah, thanks dude.

There's lunch. Thanks bud. This is your gift, Brian. Jesus. Wait, Sinaz, let me guess, you bought it. This is from Brian. Wait, wait for Mark to open up. Oh, he's just, oh, that's from me. I got that for you buddy. Please enjoy that. Well, thank you. It's like we took it right out of the

it's a case of Diet Coke. I drink more DC than Trump. Yeah. That's crazy. It's like we got this right over there where the rest of them are. It's like the office Depot order came in yesterday. You suck jackass Honestly great gift I have a motion, you know I have emotional block. I'm going you're like that girl. Who's a whore. It's not my thought out of bad dad No, you're a whore, right? You're old enough to know not to suck that many dicks Yeah, you're old enough to know not to suck that many dicks.

You're old enough to know to get a good present. Is that for Casey? Mm-hmm. I thought it was a wrap beautifully. It says Casey on it. He got a box. Yay. You need a knife or you good?

He's strong. He can do this. Casey, take it easy. Whoa, jeez. Whoa. He's got a little anger inside of him. Oh, nice. This is actually exactly what I wanted. I think you can do this. Take it easy, whoa, jeez. Whoa. It's got a little anger inside of it. Oh, nice, this is actually exactly what I wanted.

Got these scuffles? Yeah, this is the ball I play. It's almost like you'd have to play with me to know that. Mark got it for James. Good job, Sam. I was getting that for him. Good job, Mark. Thank you, buddy.

Thank you, Mark. Aw, dude, thanks. This is a very thoughtful gift. Kiss him, kiss him. You guys have been friends for how long? God, 15 15 20 years forever really well too long yeah one time one gift left one guess who that's from with that wrapping job guys.

Okay by the way, I already know what it is and I'm going to take a sip right now. There you go. I think. The enabler. It's a little wonky. Sinaz the enabler. It's beautifully wrapped so I know it's none of you guys. Oh fuck.

I hope it's not expensive though. We had a limit. It's under expensive though. We had a limit. It's under 30 Chin. Black Buffalo is pretty nice. But sometimes people go a little bit overboard. Oh, I actually like this one. Thank you very much.

There you go. Yeah. Where is it? Woodford Reserve. That's nice. Anybody want some? I'm okay, Chin. Nice try.

Come on. It's 10 in the morning, but... Mark Casey, we were talking about everyone's family for Christmas growing up. Because you had a bunch of brothers, right? Yeah. Christmas was good? Yeah, it was awesome. There's such an age discrepancy between me and my older brothers.

What's the age difference? My oldest brother Shane's 12 years older than me. Cory's 10 years older than me. Oh, that's tough. So me and Cory would negotiate because they would go out. You know, Christmas Eve is a big going out night. So they would want to go out, you know Christmas Eve is a big like going out night. So they would like want to go out and get all sauced up.

And so Cory and I would negotiate what time we were doing presents. I'd be like 6 a.m. He'd be like noon. And then we'd like meet in the middle. I was the baby so I got hooked up. It was fun. You were the little baby. And did you guys put Christmas lights?

Baby energy. On the house? Yeah. Dad did Christmas lights on the house? Big time. Dad with the mustache. Dad with a little baby. And did you guys put Christmas lights? Baby energy. On the house? Yeah. Dad did Christmas lights on the house. Big time, dad with the mustache. Dad, dad, you had Christmas lights. And you got an athletic family. Oh, God, I knew Kellen was going there. And then Mark?

Good family. Divorced parents, so I had two Christmases. Same. Actually, I had three because my mom was remarried. So we had that side of the family. My mom, dad, and stepdad, Christmases. Wow. Christmas lights on the house, Christmas tree.

Yeah. Where'd you grow up again? Connecticut. Oh yeah, we're in Connecticut? Town called Cheshire. Yep, I know Cheshire. Do you? Yep, home to the Cheshire cat.

Oh, he does know. No, but I know Connecticut, because my family lived there. And my aunt and uncle lived there too, Darien. So he's south of New Haven, and I'm north of New Haven. Yep, you're north, yeah. Yeah. Hey, so now's his gift.

Oh, I'm gonna assume it's from Casey because of the beautiful handwriting, am I right? And thank you very much, it's a Starbucks gift card. I love Starbucks. Aw, Casey, that was so thoughtful! It was, it was! Ah! It's a Starbucks gift card. I love KC that was so thoughtful Fuck this secret Santa I'm dying. All right now Didn't do anything hates it. Yeah, I know

Barely take it. I'm got the best gift All the energy's out of my body should have got him a flat earth chin thank you that would have been funny flat earth ribbon really flat earth globes I'm sure I'm sure they should have flatter I don't think about that that was super funny let's go my energy's back let me start off real quick with current events I only have a couple all right so you guys have seen I'm sure by now the Conor McGregor posts about him saying he's in a box, Logan Paul, which sounds insane. His first time seeing it.

No, I've seen it. Okay, so it sounds insane, but then Errol Hawani chimed in and said like, TKO, they're pretty much a parent group of WWE and UFC, so they're under the umbrella, so this could really actually happen. It's happening. He tweeted it's happening. I couldn't be less interested. of WWE and UFC, so they're under the umbrella, so this could really actually happen. It's happening, he tweeted it.

I couldn't be less interested. Well, that doesn't mean it's happening. No, no, they do. He tweets all sorts of random shit. Correct. He got sannas though, but it could potentially happen. I'll tell you what it signifies to me, is the UFC's kinda done with Conor,

because he has to get granted release from the UFC or just granted the ability to do it. So I think Dana going, yeah, do that is them going, we're good, dude. We're good. I agree. Yeah. So if you're a Connor fan, it's actually a bad sign if you want to see him back in the UFC.

It's Logan Paul to like come on, dude. I mean, people are going to watch, of course, but still I think I have no, it's such a bad sign if you're, you know, I'm a fan of Connors and I want to see him back watch of course, but still I think I have known it's such a bad sign If you're you know, I'm a fan of Connors and I want to see him back in the UFC, but it's over man So he goes I've agreed to this box in in India I will then seek my return of the octagon may or the UFC's like dude go do something do let do this Let let the you know the news die down. Let the new cycle die down and then we'll see where you're at Yeah, but this means you ain't seen Connor for if ever again in a hot Let the news die down, let the news cycle die down, and then we'll see where you're at. Yeah.

But this means you ain't seen Conor for, if ever again, in a hot second. That was my take on it. I'm like, oh, he's not fighting UFC. What's the upside to this, though? Remember we talked about the upside to Logan and Tyson? Money's in us. Right, but remember we said Logan ends up beating Tyson? He looks like he just beat up an old man.

That's not a great look. This is different. I'm sorry, Jake. This is different. Logan Paul beats Conor. That's a huge deal. Can Conor lose to him? Oh, yeah.

Conor's severely undersized. Yeah. Much smaller. Conor has way more skill. But does he have the ability to knock out that big of a dude? I don't know. But kind of speed skill. But is his heart into it?

Is he training? Is he training? You know, who knows? Logan's in his prime. We'll see. I mean, people watch. Of course I watch. But it's it won't be Jake Paul Tyson numbers, but it'll do well.

Yeah, they do well It's in India. It's all I know I think all the strange is risen and It's died out for me. I was died out for everybody. He hasn't fought fucking forever, dude How long has it been? Like at least two three years two years here is it two years then he broke his leg against Bori But still then before that was even longer, you know, has it one in a hot second. Yeah. It's all, it's all, it's, it's a shame. It's a shame. Yeah. But I knew that Logan Paul, Jake Paul fight stuff was coming. I just figured we were like two, three years away from that. But I think that got put in overdrive

with the, his recent allegations getting dropped by, you know, proper 12 and then the UFC when Dana goes, listen, when they ask Dana about it, he goes, we haven't caught it in a fight here in a long time. Like, Ooh, he was aiming like, well, let's see what happens. You know, we'd like to see him back. Nothing. He was like, we haven't been associated with him in a long time. Like, Oh shit, they're out. I think they're out. So his last fight was July 10th, 2021. That's a big deal in some ways, you know, you'll see just moved on, but I think Connor was also the dangling carrot for their TB ride deals. They were dangling going, look, you sign with us, you get two Connor fights over

a million pay-per-view buys sign with us. Then that's these allegations came out. He's blacklisted. Now the UFC's like, ah, fuck, but now you got John Jones, Aspen Hall, now that's dangling, look, you have the greatest heavyweight fight of all time, be on your network, how bad do you guys want it? They're fine, they don't need Conor,

they've had their biggest year ever, Conor didn't fight, you know, they've completely, they don't need anybody, they've completely moved on. Yeah. Do you guys wanna even touch on the topic You know, they've complete they don't need anybody they've completely moved on. Yeah Do you guys want to even touch on the topic with that 15 year old female shooter? Yeah, I mean, I haven't I haven't seen it Okay, so this is in Wisconsin They found out this 15 year old girl ended up getting a gun. They're still looking they're still investigating what's happening But she killed two people at least, right? The teacher, a student, injured multiple people,

two kids that are in critical condition right now. And they're trying to find the motive. They can't find really a motive at this point, but- Transgender? So, bingo. So they're saying there's rumors. When I tell you I haven't seen anything, I don't watch the news, I didn't see this on my algorithm.

So there's rumors that she could be potentially be transgender, but that's Please chief said like that's not a reason to even think but I'm well I mean if it's a guy if it's a so if it's a boy Who has been taking hormones? Yes that have fucked with her his head and And already probably wasn't doing so well keeps going down. You have a child who has mental issues and then you give them puberty blockers cross-sex hormones, whatever they were on and And oh their brain, you know, they go crazy. What a surprise, but you know, we same shooter and national Yeah, exactly. If that's the case, that's how we don't get heavy Where's that man? Why are they calling it a female? It's not a female. What are you? Well, they don't know there's no official

I'm saying if this is the case, I don't know I Want to know but and then there's no where we haven't seen the manifesto from the transgender shooter in Nashville, but we had the the we had the fucking manifesto from the shooter of the healthcare guy in less than 24 hours. Crowder louder with the crowd are actually leaked at the manifesto. They got it and they put it out there, but yeah, you know, but for this case they're saying like, um, people are like friends of hers, might've like leaked a manifesto, but they're not sure what that, if it's, well, I was just, I want to know if this was a trans kid,

well you won't find out the left will hide it and they control the narrative. That's how the left will hide it. Cause they know it goes against their agenda. That's hard. And it's like, they're so evil. And then another kind of twist to it is, so the teacher that was killed, sadly, she was substituting, right? I think it's female. I don't remember. But the teacher either way was killed, uh, substituting for another teacher with that was on vacation. She go crazy. What happened and then hold on I'll show you this as well This is what was kind of crazy

This kmd km FDM shirt the column but one of the Columbine shooters wore she wore the same thing Oh, yeah posted a picture about it. It's not coincidence So that's the shooter there the girl and was she born a boy that's what we don't know it's not coincidence what in the world she just probably went so that's the shooter there The girl and was she born a boy. That's what we don't know. It's not out yet And that band there are paranoid schizophrenics some people go crazy and she got a hold of a gun There's also a lot of bad people. Yeah, she's just crazy. You know, I mean and that bad what there's some lyrics to you know That the t-shirt was from the band. It's a German band and there's some lyrics that people, you know, the call my guy I guess like, you know took two but of course the band did not mean for this shit to happen, but That's terrible

That's the title I don't know how to say it do you not say it Brian can German your guy Mary Yeah. That's the title. I don't know how to say it. Do you know how to say it, Brian? German? So no pity for the majority. That was like the saying. But it's still really early, so we can probably talk about it next week or afterwards.

Talk about the new year. Yeah. That's terrible. When there's more updates. That's terrible. Okay. Okay, so a little bit of AI, a little bit of fun. You guys like the show Dexter? Love it.

Just started season one last night again. Love that because we have, you know, the prequel called Dexter Original Sin. Yeah, I'm on the fence about it. Okay, so we're all on the, I get you. I'm here with you. What I like that they did for their marketing campaign was they used AI to like just wrap some of the most famous landmarks you could think of in Saran Wrap and put like the Dexter on it. Can we play the video? That's cool.

Yeah. And then they did down in Long Beach. They actually did wrap up some of the palm trees with the Saran Wrap and put up some things and signs there. It's such a good show. Yeah. Look at that. That's cool. Is there music? Yeah. And that's not real.

That's actually AI. That's AI. Yeah. That'd be so illegal if Israel. I guess you could probably pay the city. No. Never. You scroll down, you see they did the, you know, the big bridge in Australia and...

That's cool. But there's a lot of, like you said, mixed feelings about this, because people were really in love with Dexter. I think the show fell off after the Trinity Killer. I love it all. But, okay, so, we'll see what happens. The new one is a little over the top. The actors, they kind of missed with the casting. It got me by the end. Maybe it just takes a while to get used to it.

Okay. But it's good. Okay. Did you watch Dexter? Yeah. Yep. It's a good show. Oh yeah.

You just lose all energy in your body? Bri. Just a couple more. You need to add to the podcast. You change at 9 a.m. for your ass. Contribute. Was the ass. Contribute. Was the Trinity? Contribute.

Can you do that? You don't bring a gift. He's making me contribute right now. Do something. All right. Was the Trinity killer John Lithgow? It was. Yes.

Fantastic. I auditioned for him one time. I was so nervous. He's such a great actor. He's such a great actor. I had to audition for him. He was so nice. For what?

I was so nervous. For what? For some sitcom, some TV show he was doing with Jeffrey Tambor was also amazing. I had to go in there and audition for it. I was like, oh, it's like one of those things, man. I was like, damn, that, that he was such a good person for that role. You want to see him in the greatest performance creep show, creep show, where he plays a guy on a plane and he looks out the window and there's a monster Fucking with the engine. Okay, and he has an absolute Twilight zone Twilight Zone, I think yeah Twilight Zone. It's the Twilight Zone. It's Twilight Zone He's on the plane right there and he's it's one of the greatest performances ever. He's just an incredible actor. Oh my god

He plays a great bad guy. Yeah, I remember rewinding that because you watch it and when they're talking to him, he goes, it's already over. And no one understood what that meant until you go back and you're like, spoiler alert, oh, he's already killed. He just starts seeing that and the thing is messing with the engine.

And he's like, nah, because he's already afraid of flying. And he just starts to freak. God, he's so good. He's so afraid of flying. And he just starts to freak. God, he's so good. He's so good. Okay. So guys, Hannah Kobayashi returned to the United States. God, just go away.

Unaware of media coverage while away. Maybe she was. Apparently at the border, met with her attorney who helped her cross over. Weird already, right? Some people are saying she was on like a crazy mushroom trip for days. Maybe.

Or an acid trip. But like she's claiming she had no idea about anything that was going on to her. She's asking everyone to respect her privacy. Yeah, she's gonna have to lay low. She's gonna have to lay low. People are upset. I don't blame her.

Like. Yeah. She's just a dumbass. Selfish, dumbass. Yeah. Yeah, I mean. How do you not connect with anyone in your life for that long? I don't get it. Yeah, I think this sounds like a real selfish narcissist, but I don't know.

I mean. But that's why people think she was like on drugs. How long though? How long you on drugs for a month? You know. I don't know how long an acid trip lasts, but. I would never just disappear without telling my parents. My mother especially.

No. That's true. God no. I just think it's fucked up. It is, it is totally fucked up. Yeah. She's an asshole, she's gonna have to lay low. My focus is on my healing, my peace, and my creativity.

Oh my, my, my. What about your dad? My, my, my. Fucking asshole. I'm, my, my. What about your dad? My, my, my. You fucking asshole. I'm deeply grateful to my family and everyone who has shown me kindness and compassion during this time. Remember, Brad, we don't know about what dark history her dad might have.

We don't know anything. Her, we don't know any of this stuff, so. We don't know anything. Yeah. We know she's- Met better reserve judges. Yeah, she didn't handle this. Nah, she saw it.

That was bad. What else you got? Okay, well this one was interesting interesting guys. Man, strict Brendan. Brendan's strict today. You're giving him too much leeway. Her dad committed suicide, she didn't communicate. You're like, we don't know what's going on with her. So, this OnlyFans model is making a documentary

about a sex marathon where she has sex with 101 men in a day. Huh, and she's emotionally unstable? That's interesting. Well, well hold on. I saw the video's emotionally unstable? That's interesting. Well, hold on. I saw the video, like after she does the deed of 100, she's like, it was not fun. You know, like she was breaking down.

Yeah. It talks about how in the beginning she was like, what am I going to wear today? This is going to be so great. And then at the end of it, she's like emotionally like. Really? That's such a, really? That's crazy.

But imagine the guy was like 87. He's like, fucks.'s crazy. But imagine the guy was like 87, he's like, fuck, six. I mean. Am I up? But here's where I'm gonna defend you guys for a second here, as men. So she says part of the process was she gave every man five minutes of personal time, because that's the difference between OnlyFans

and scrolling through porn, is you create this fake friendship. She said some of the guys actually wanted more talking time, but she cut it short and was like, let's get to the deed. Everyone here is now villainizing the men and being like, look what they did to this girl. Look what they did to this girl. Some woman from, I think a lesbian rights group

was like, this is just another example of hurting women. And I'm like, she signed up for this. Her body, her choice. Yeah, thank you. Why you get a limiter? I think the whole thing is fucking just she's all I bet you she's You know she bit crazy in the head right and this is all for attention. Yes This is all for this is a very unstable human being a complete mess

And then you got a bunch of dudes who are sort of part of this Disaster it's all self-destructive all and are the guys face and stuff on tape? It's probably not. They didn't mention that part in here yet. And they didn't say where they're shopping the documentary. They're just losers. The whole thing is awful. Oh, documentary. That should be a five minute documentary. Yeah. Great. Let's, let's examine the self-destruction. She also has a dad. Imagine the, or maybe she doesn't know.

She's like this, but either way, you got some parents out there, someone that loves her's like, what the fuck? You see what Janine's doing these days? Sometimes I feel so robotic. Well, you signed up for it. Yeah. And to kind of confirm what you said,

this woman said, any man involved in this torture of this woman should be locked up. Julie Bendell, founder of the lesbian project posted on X, suddenly the old feminist cries of my body, my choice didn't matter. Yeah, well there's all kinds of inconsistencies. She should be able to do whatever the fuck she wants, but. Yeah.

Apparently one of the camera guys walked into the room and said there were so many dirty tissues and condom wrappers everywhere that he started to gag and had to leave. Yeah, what a surprise. I wouldn't be part of it. I think there are times in life where you don't have to be part of this shit, so I'm not really interested in being part of someone's self-destruction. Oh, really, Brian?

You wouldn't be part of the 100-man gangbang? Even filming it, even being involved in it. No, of know of course but you don't need to say that but yeah of course you're a six-year-old man like there I'm like I can explain I was just or what if we're I was like would you do this we like dude I got out one of my buddies called me this girl's like this documentary dude and turns out a hundred of us fucked I'd be like why yeah I was there what number are dude, and turns out, a hundred of us fucked, I'd be like, what? Yeah, I was there. What number were you, 74, dude?

74, I got that. We drew straws, we drew straws. Oh, number 100, you're number 100. Well, you either wanna be number one or number 100. You don't wanna be like 50, cause you're waiting around all day. 100, like, okay, five minutes each? I'll be back in about three hours.

Number 100. I'll be back in about three hours. You guys all been vaxxed or any shower? I'll be back in about three hours. Number 100. You guys, I'll be back in about three hours. You guys, I'll be back in about three hours. I'll be back in three hours. I'm gonna go to Quiznos real quick, get a nice six inch hot sub, fill my belly up, be ready to work, do some light stretching.

I'll be back in about three hours. There you go. Good stuff, good stuff, guy. Good stuff, number 100. Okay, here's another one, guys. So Disney has scrapped a transgender storyline from their upcoming Pixar series, Win or Lose. Oh, weird. They're learning.

And look what these idiots put. We recognize that many parents would prefer to discuss certain subjects with their children on their own terms and timelines. Oh, wow. No. Shit, you idiots. You've lost billions of dollars in investing dollars. If they had done this, I would be so done with it.

I'd be like... Well, they know that, but they know they tried to go woke. It went awful. They lost their ass. Now they're like, we should leave this up to the parents. No shit, dude. So you don't want to confuse kids on how you can take drugs for an eight year old and fuck up their entire future. Do you know what?

Do you know what? Puberty blockers and cross sex homers, they render you sterile, but you know what? Do you know what? Puberty blockers and cross sex homers, they render you sterile. But parents know better. Okay, so a kid's brain is developing. It's just so disgusting. Disney, just make good fucking movies. Leave that stuff out of it, you morons.

It's not your job. No one's asked you to do it. Oh my God. No one's ever asked you to do it, including the gay community. Exactly. Yeah, I don't know. I mean it says in the series press release, Disney's chief creative officer Peter Dockter described the show as a major first of its kind tent pole series, one that really

showcases what I think makes our studio great. Bold, imaginative storytelling, laugh out loud humor and characters that we can all relate to. No one relates to that. Less than 1% of the nation relates to it, and no one wants to fucking see it. Less than 1%. That's what I said. Yeah.

It's like, yeah. No, they're learning. That's weirdos. It's the only way, the pendulum's swinging. And leave kids out of your trans agenda. Leave them out of it. Of course. I guess you got to.

So I read this article and I actually wanted to ask you guys a question about if you ever had to do anything like this. So Kieran Culkin was recently on a talk show and talked about how he landed a huge role over his ability to simulate giving oral sex. And the director was so like in the role. Hopefully not Home Alone one and two. That's his brother. Mind of Balls brother his brother. He was in home loan one and two as well. Really the more, you know motherfucker. He's the one who pisses the bed. Yeah

It was first one goes like this It was for a play called suburbia And there's a part where the character he was audition auditioning for, I had to give a BJ. And when he ended up asking the director, why did you end up choosing me? Was I the only guy who fell to my knees and started doing it? The director said, no, no, no.

You were actually the only one who cut the balls. So that's why you got the role. Wow. Was it a major role? You know what? He didn't see my audition. That's all I had to say. Because I would have done this. Oh, it's awesome. What's this ready? Hey like that. What are you doing? I go you need batteries set that right up the old shitter

You've never had to do anything weird like that for an audition No, I have I I did not but I've had I've told you I've my agent said There's they like you for this show called Queer Eye for the Straight Queer-as-Folk, is that what it was? Queer-as-Folk? I don't know. And the audition was, I have to basically make out with a guy, that was part of the scene.

I wouldn't have done that in the audition, but I had to just kinda talk about how I would, I think they have roles, I'll fuck you, tell you, something, something, and I call my agent, I go, listen to me, I'm not a homophobic guy, but it ain't me. I'm not waking up at five in the morning, getting into makeup and making out with a guy

at seven in the morning. Could you do like a broke back mountain role? If you know you're gonna win an Oscar, it's gonna set you up for career success. If you know it's gonna, you're going to win an Oscar. It's going to set you up for career success. Cause you do it. I ain't the guy. You couldn't do it. I'm too straight. I feel like you could. I, I, I just, I, I feel like you're saying that I have a little bit of a Dresden goes, dude, the director called. He said he, when he was writing this script, he had you in mind. It's you. I mean, yeah, you're gonna do whatever it takes.

Is there an Academy Award in that book? That's what he's saying, like, there's a good shot, this wins an Oscar, dude. You're the lead, it's you. For an Academy Award, I would consider rimming you. You do it. You know what I mean? You do it.

I mean, but that's the only time I would rim. I mean, they make out passionately in that movie. Jesus. Keith Ledger and him make out do it. I mean, but that's the only time I would really. They make out passionately in that movie. Jesus. Keith Ledger and him make out passionately. I mean, they make out passionately. It'd be a tough one for me, honestly. The making out would be tough. It'd be a tough one.

The scene where he's just getting done in the butt in the tent, I mean, that's cool. They'd be like, you got to stop laughing. I'm like, I can't do this ridiculous one in a tent. I wish. I would love to be doing that. You'd be like, there it is. I'd be like, wish I would love to be doing that to you like you'd be like me I'm like, okay. We do that with the Indian. Yeah, it was great. That's a great fucking yeah

I played the Indian Fell in love so fun Okay, I don't know what's what I don't know what's what? So Stephen A Smith got to interview Our boy Dana White and asked the question that everybody wants to ask which is if any fight you want to see what would it be? And Dana said Aspen all versus Jones course Nice huge that's the new ticket angle though. No, he's six five. Well, so it's John. Yeah It looks like Tom's a lot taller, but he's bigger than he's bigger frame than John. Oh? No, he's 6'5". Well, so is John. Yeah. It looks like Tom's a lot taller than that.

But he's bigger than, he's bigger framed than John. Oh yeah, he's 2'6". Jesus. Dan, you can't answer this question, but Dan and I'm gonna ask anyway. Is there a fight that Dana White wants to see in the UFC above all else? One fight that you get, of course it's you, but I'm talking about you

want to see more than any other fight in 2025. So I get asked this every year and this year it would be Aspenal Jones. That's the biggest fight in heavyweight history and at the end of the day what my job is is to give the fans what they want and that's what the fans want. Yep. I understand if you can't answer this question, but then I'm going to ask. We'll see. I think we get it.

In the summer. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You think we get it in the summer? In the summer. I bet we get it next year.

And I got one more for you guys. So Travis Hunter, he won the Heisman this year. Super moving speech if you saw it. His dad couldn't be there, but he- Do we know why his dad couldn't be there? No, no. But what I find amazing is he literally has received no money from the NIL fund, which is new.

Why are you laughing? Lot of teeth, lot of mouth, right? Why are you laughing? His big mouth. Ryan said it. It's so true true because he has a face on. His face is all teeth. He's just got a face in general on him. That's a face.

That's a face. It's all teeth. Well, that's a lot of stuff going on. Great player though, dude. Well, it's interesting, Brian. You want to clip to the next screen and let Brian hear why this is so cool. Yeah, let's see that. Hold on. You know, he's a big, he's one of the biggest donors to the collective, meaning he's paying a lot of other people's NIO on his team. So he's actually paying a lot of guys.

He lives off of endorsements. Is that Matt from Chesney? He's bringing his endorsement money back to the NIO to help them build a team. He's paying at least 10 or 15 NIL to help them build a team. He's playing at least 10 to 15 guys, NILs on the team. Like, on his team. What a stud. You know what that means? His own money.

So he's given the NIL money he's getting because he's the best player in college football, so he's making millions. He would give, he paid for 10 to 15 other players. Because they went to the mall. Donated back. Gave it back to him. I love him. Wild right? He's the man.

He's great. Like then for the Heisman Trophy, he flew through the award ceremony, flew in like 40 of the players, first class. He's now careful. Cause that kind of behavior can get you run, get you broke right real quick. You know, be careful with that.

Yeah. But I mean, true definition of a team player. Dion Sanders has nothing but great things to say about him. Let's see where he ends up next year. Poor guy will probably end up a Carolina Panthers or something. It's so funny, Shador and him are doing a Zoom interview. And they're best friends. They're fucking each other.

And Shador goes, enjoy Jacksonville. They both couldn't stop laughing so hard. It's Jacksonville's nightmare. He's like, enjoy Jacksonville. They're both like, clapping. Let me see that. That's funny. Keep going. Jackson's the nightmare. She's like enjoy Jackson with their both like You gone

Okay, so I got just just to brighten up the mood a little bit, let's see This four-year-old girl after a Christmas performance asked the teacher to give her the mic what she's cute Oh my god. She's so adorable Let me refresh this real quick. So it's just looking at her asking for the mic. That's like bossy. I am very proud of myself and my other friends in my class. My class is is really sweet. Except one little boy.

I need to tell you. But look how she walks away, she's like so sweet and like that. That's adorable mom. God I love kids so much. My class is really sweet except for one little boy and I'm gonna take the mic. Yeah. Oh my gosh, that's great. Except for one little boy, not in her hair. Her hair is just fantastic. Except for one little boy, and I'm gonna take the mic. Yeah. Oh my gosh, that's great. Except for one little boy.

Not in that hair. The teacher's like, whoa. Just so honest. Guys, tour dates. Naples, Florida this Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I love it. Off the hook comedy club, love doing it. And then I go right to Port Charlotte, Florida.

That's at the Vasani Theater. That's gonna be awesome. Then Phoenix, Arizona, January 2, 3, and 4. Comedy mothership, bud. Comedy mothership, Austin, Texas, shooting my special on the 11th, January 10, 11, and 12 actually. He doesn't have 12th on there, but that's okay.

At least he has it on there. Yep, there we are. There we have it, kids. Yeah, Jason, he's like, I don't know why you guys don't use the site. I run for you guys. I update it every day. It's good to know. It's good to know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just use that. There we go. All right, kids. Love you. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. We will be back. Uh, start of the new year. Yep. Shows next week. Golden hours next week. So you'll still hear from us, from me. Love you guys. This is The Fire and Kid, we're out. Thank you. Happy holidays.

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