The Fighter & The Kid - Callen Sought Revenge on Schaub & THIS is what happened.. | TFATK Ep. 991

Episode Date: May 9, 2024

Bryan Callen grapples Brendan Schaub once again to seek revenge for Schaub manhandling him and the guys talk the Robert Durst documentary,Tyler Hubbard on why Florida Georgia Line broke up during an episode of Bussin' With The Boys, the Tony Hinchcliffe backlash, MrBeast giving away 26 Teslas for his bday, Ryan Garcia being cleared of one of his failed VADA tests and much more! JOYMODE - https://usejoymode.com/fighter or enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% off your first order Sportsmans's Cove Lodge - http://alaskasbestlodge.com/ Use code “TFATK” at checkout for 10% off your first trip! Happy Hippo - https://happyhippo.com/pages/brendan-schaub Promo Code: TFATK for 20% OFF for LIFE!

Where you going, huh? Where you going? I'm going to my room. That's what I'm doing. Gosh, you almost got a remote. Look at the black top of Brian's eye. Yeah. Did we have a first aid kit?

No. Did I get hit? No, it's just a scratch. It's a rug burn. Oh, I see. OK, Brian, can you come closer to the camera? No. Look at this.

Look at this animal did to me. Oh, my goodness. I want to talk to somebody. Where is the rug? I'll be right back. That way right there, yeah. Look at that. I got to go home and scare my kids now.

This is really the fighter in the kid. You know, I just want to say that I said to my nanny, who's I have a nanny. Straight flex, okay. Yeah. Well, yeah, somebody's helps. White privilege. Yeah, my white privilege. I said, I gotta go to work. And that was drive to do this, to talk. It's not really, is it fair to say that a podcast is work? I mean, this is what we do anyway.

Kind of. People said, do you and Brendan hang out? I was like, yeah, twice a fucking week. Find me dudes in their 40s and 50s that actually spend, we're not gonna go to dinner or grab drinks. Even if we live three minutes away, it'd be like, you wanna grab, I'm with my fucking kids. No, you can come to the crib if you're three minutes away.

Now you're so far, this checks off the social, this is how I socialize. Yeah, but I'm not drinking, it's not like, woo! It's work, but a different form of work. Some days are rougher than other. Like on Monday, my back is hurting so bad. On Monday? You sucked so much cock up. What? You got triggered by Netflix. No, dude, I don't get it. Oh, there goes my energy. Don't say Netflix. Yeah, it's weird because it sure. I it's it might be more work for like guys like me and Chan, right? Because we have to deal with all the bullshit like behind the scenes.

Yeah, it's like a lot of just a lot of yeah. Well, it's one thing anytime any business like I I'm a friend of mine owns a business a big business and and he's always like if there's there's always a fire to put out. Oh every morning I wake up there's always a fire especially because I do so much shit. Yeah. So the the first two hours of my mornings that's what I wake up at four is untangling the fire before I get here. My buddy David he's worth you know a billion dollars. Yeah. And uh I see him and I go what's up he goes it's always something man it's always something I'm looking at him going I'm like what he up? He goes, it's always something, man. It's always something. I'm looking at him going, I'm like, what? He goes, you know, if it's not work

where I'm putting out 15 fires and everything is a disaster and my stock isn't where I think it should be, then my nanny quits because of something. I know that sounds like a high class problem, but no matter what your responsibility, you, if you own a company and you have, oh, I don't know, 7,000 employees or 70,000 employees, you are going

to have major problems. Or what do we have here? Five. Yeah. Like there's, and then I have all the other businesses. Like it's always, but that's running a business. Yeah, but you know what people say, well, when I'm really wealthy, I'm going to have a cook.

I'm going to have, I would never do that. I would never have that many people in my house. They're human beings with their own baggage, their own kids. There's a fucking thing. Somebody's got, you know, their kid's not doing well in school. This fucking guy, you know,

it's a thousand things that you're going to be, you're going to have to be involved in. Yeah, but there's like, that's like life issues, then business. Business, I mean, it's never, but that's why you started a business. Like that's just what you do. That's what you do. That's why you get the lion's share of the money.

That's like being mad if you're a UFC fighter that got punched in the face. It's literally what we do. Well then, oh, then that's a larger thing. Do you mean life has problems and that's just the way it is and you keep on moving? Who doesn't have problems? Correct? There's no one. No one doesn't have problems. No, no one doesn't have what's that? What's that Phil Stutz in that book the tools? He says there's always problem X He goes if you accept one thing for sure Jonah Hill was like I just feel like um

So Phil Stutz is this therapist. Yeah, I saw the documentary. Yeah, I think you did. And he goes, life is a couple things. It's always, there's uncertainty, there's an element of pain, and it's constant work. And as long as you accept those three things, you're good. And Jonah Hill said- But even if you don't accept them, it's how it goes.

Right. Okay, don't accept it. It keeps going keeps going and Jonah Hill said I thought that like really successful people didn't really deal with that And he started laughing he started He goes sorry. I don't mean a lot. Did you really think that yeah, cuz he talks to them some pretty. Yep. Yeah Yep. Yep. Yeah. I'll tell you guys problems that guy from oh I send it to you chin. So did you watch the original HBO doc? What's it called? The murder doc? This guy the jinx The guy the guy about found his wife fell down the stairs. No, that's stairs this guy so murdered his wife

girlfriend neighbor and then was never convicted. And so Jinx part one, right? It's, it's super interesting. And remember he's the guy at the very end, he's miked up and he forgets and he goes to the bathroom, but they're still rolling. And he goes, of course I killed him. I killed all of them. So then that doc ends. I didn't realize this part two, did he just say it to himself? Yeah. I didn't realize this, part two. Did he just say that to himself? Yeah, and didn't realize he was being killed. So they keep rolling. So they're like, oh, here's part two.

So they keep rolling after the fact when he says in the bathroom. So part two's, you know, first episode, spoiler alert. As soon as he said that, he flees, right? He flees, he goes to, goes to I think New Orleans or somewhere but the cops find him and he gets arrested yeah guess what they find his book you go to New Orleans yeah they find you they found him with a mask the worst mask you've ever seen everyone like oh that's clearly somebody who did something wrong

they found him with $80,000 in cash and then his passport so he's gonna flee the country but they caught him before then. I've only seen episode one. I think episode two just came out. So this is part two. But here's my question for this Jinx guy. So he got away with three murders. This is Robert Durst, right?

Yeah. A super rich dude. Yes. Ridiculously rich, family rich. So he got away with three murders. 100% he did it. He 100% did it, got away with it, was in trial in Texas. Yeah, Massey's Hilares. He was on trial in Texas, got away with it by skin of his teeth.

So if he had away with three murders, like, all right, you did it, dude. You got away. Congrats. Yeah. Why the fuck would you agree to do an HBO documentary? His reputation. No, his reputation is screwed. Well, but he probably wanted to salvage his reputation. Oh, I disagree. I think it's a narcissist thing.

Yeah, both, both. Who got away with murder, and he was like, nah, I got away with it, and wants to be famous. Yeah. Because he was just a rich, kind of weird guy's entire life. Yep. And then HBO comes, major network. It has to be, and just feeling invisible where he can,

invincible where he can just get away with anything. And he's like, not only did I murder three people, but I'll do a fire-ass doc on it too. And then they went, cool, you're still mic'd up, and you admitted to the murders. I like what he put in his fucking suitcase. I got latex masks, a revolver with live rounds, 44 grand in cash, 300 joints of weed and a map of Cuba.

Hey dude, like be more obvious. Be more obvious. Jesus Christ. That's hilarious. Three murders. Yeah, it's interesting too. Did you see the doc when he says it? Oh yeah, that doc came out.

And he just was loving the fact that he was pulling a fast one on everybody again I don't know who told him to do that. He does call his ego He calls his buddies from prison and his like best friend was like I told you not to fucking do this doc man I told you don't agree to this. Why would you highlight any of this? Because there's like no remorse. Like it's so obvious. On some level, some people like that want to get caught. Like they were talking about Elliot Spitzer, who was the governor, who was, you know, he was the governor. He was going after all the Wall Street guys who were like, you know, stealing and stuff like that.

And he was a real man of the people. What does he do? He, he starts frequenting, you know, stealing and stuff like that. And he was a real man of the people. What does he do? He, he starts. Frequenting, I guess, you know, escort services. He's got girls coming over all good. So far married and all that, but he's got, you know, he does his thing. Okay. And so far, so good. Keep going.

Yeah. And he's just doing his thing and look, he's getting laid. He's getting laid, but did he get arrested for headbuttingting governor? He's the governor, right? He's the governor It's like bro, you know, you know, you're the governor And he wasn't even that careful and they were like and they were talking about the profile and they were like look on One level on a law on some big level. He wanted to get see I don't think so I disagree with that with that analysis. I think these guys, especially a governor with power, these guys think they can get by with anything.

Well, no, but yes. And Ders grew up super privileged, super rich. But that's narcissism, right? And the narcissism. So they're like, they're not going to do it to me. I know. Like I'm, I'm, I'm Robert Ders or I'm the governor of New York. Yes. But, but there's another side to it, which is the sense of self-loathing. So there's this like the, the psychiatrists are talking about, they were like, it's true,

you have a narcissism, I'm untouchable, I've gotten away with everything. There's another side, if you hate yourself enough, that is going to take, like when they were looking at what he was doing with Elliott Spears, they were like, of course you were going to get caught. Hey, you were the governor, you didn't even cover your tracks. And it was like, on some level, you had to know you were't even cover your tracks and it was like on some level you had to know you were You were trying to get out of this life. You were see I don't think they do I think a guy like that and then this Robert Dirks

I think they're literally like nah, they're not gonna catch me and if they do I'll get out of it But but subconsciously there's I don't know. I don't know. I think sometimes yes, then sometimes no, I think there's such nurses I think a murderer is different than a guy who's getting laid. Correct. Yeah, correct. Very different like like I think sometimes yes and sometimes no. I think there's such nurses. I think a murderer is different than a guy who's getting laid. Correct. Yeah. Correct. Very different. Like, I think OJ murdered Nicole. It was like, I'm OJ, I'll get away with it.

He's always gotten away with it, right? Yeah. And so his entire life, he's been spoon fed. And he gets away with it. And he's the golden boy. He's like, nah, I'll be able to figure this out. Kind of figure it out. Well, how long, when was he probably, when do you figure he was being treated

like a prince because of his football? High Well, how long, when was he probably, when do you figure he was being treated like a prince because of his foot print? High school. Right away, right? They said high school, he was such a freak, yeah. So already he's untouchable. Yeah, so his entire life is like that. And good looking and all that, yeah. Getting any girl he wants, you know, restaurants are,

you know, he's not waiting in line. Even in high school, he's probably going in, they're taking care of him right away. So right away he's getting the perks. When you're Robert Durst, right away money's taking care of everything. Money solves all problems. Also the guys, there are a lot of guys who make a lot of money like that who are that focused and that is sometimes a sociopath's profile.

There are a lot of sociopaths that are super successful. Look at how he made his money. I'm pretty sure it's family money. Durst. Yeah, Robert Durst. I'm pretty sure it's family money worse. Yeah, the worst of the worst. Yeah. And then what's crazy is the the he should have 100% been convicted inherited from his family or how he acquired money. Yeah. Ron. Oh, well, there his family is known for its real estate holdings. Yeah, there you go.

Inherited acquired wealth through family business through other real estate ventures. There you go. That's all family money, old school family money through real estate. They made some money, but yeah, it's just wild because when he was on trial in Texas for murdering somebody, the evidence was so clear, but he hired this baller ass lawyer who, you know, flipped the whole thing on its head. But the one guy, you know, who voted not guilty,

the one guy, is his best friend now. Really? His best friend now, and his wife became his assistant, and then they have them on video when he was on the run they came to his hotel and cleaned out the hotel. What the fuck? Yeah. Why did he murder these people?

Oh shit, I don't know. Do we know? Bitches be crazy man. Was it, was he, he killed his wife? Is that what he said or? He killed his wife, a girlfriend and a neighbor. His wife, a girlfriend and a neighbor? His wife, a girlfriend and a neighbor. So the neighbor was probably a witness?

No, had nothing to do with him, no connection, just likes to murder. Beat his wife by her family's account, forced her to have an abortion, beheaded a man he had killed as he sat in a pool of blood. Okay, well, it sounds like he's a psycho. He's found guilty of the fatal shooting of a covrat. Hey, look at him. Let me found guilty of the fatal shooting of a cop. Hey, look at him. Let me see him.

Let me see him. His face, his eyes are, he's just dead behind the eyes. And the first episode of season two is great because they're sitting down in the vest gator right when they catch him. And he's like, I know what you want from me. You want me to tell you if I was there, quote unquote, how the murders were done and where they were done is like, if I were to do that, let's say not well, but if I did, how can you help me?

And the investigator, the cop's like, you mean like, how can I help you get to a better location if you go to prison? He's like, isn't that what we're talking about here? And the cop's like, yeah, I'm sure I can help you do that if you give me the information. He's like, all right, I'm not gonna do that, but I just wanted to make sure, like he just, and the detective was like, I thought sure I can help you do that if you give me the information. He's like, all right I'm not gonna do that But I just want to make sure like he just and the the the detective was like I thought we had him

But he's just playing these games. Yeah, it's just a really bad just a psycho Just got off on his eyes like a great white shark. Yeah. Yeah, he sure does. Yeah. All right So he murdered is it two wives or is it a wife a a girlfriend and the neighbor? Well, he beheaded his friend. He fatally shot his friend. Frowned upon. Yeah, and then I guess he beheaded a guy, beheaded his neighbor. Well, she doesn't look like a strong guy. Uh-huh.

So they investigated and started to consider three alleged crimes. The 1982 disappearance of his wife Kathleen, Kathleen Cormack. That's the first one. The 2000 murder of his long-time friend Susan Berman and the 2001 death of his neighbor Morris Black. So look, if you get this way. But he took 18 years off and then murdered somebody and then took one year off and felt like murder again.

Gotta take 18 years off. Gotta take some time off. Serial killers take some hot years off too. So serial killers apparently will, just like alcoholics when they get sober, as you get older, they stop killing. As alcoholics, drug addicts get older, they go sober. Almost always.

Unless they die. Yeah, certain ones. There's some serial killers that don't. Can't stop, won't stop. Can't stop, won't stop. Yeah, you gotta watch that, part two. So, I'll watch it. Did you watch part two?

Oh yeah, that's what we're talking about, Doug. I think episode one just came out out and then episode two's up Did you see dune one and dune two now refuse to excellent movies? Yeah excellent movies I was like, did you fuck the popcorn lid? I didn't do that. You know, I'm sorry about no because I was I watched it at home Yeah, but long movies. Oh, is it long? I get some good sleep though. I firefi, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, not really though not yes, but no It's yeah, I guess it's more religious. It's almost like it's just good fucking good movies really Timothy Chalamet, we were making fun of him when we had our boy here. Oh when we had devil

What's his name? Devil Ron Perlin? Yeah, Ron Perlin, remember, we were talking about Timothée Chalamet. He is a straight up movie star. He's so good. He's so good. Him and Zendaya? Oh man, she's great too. She's so talented. Yeah.

In Little Foot, she's, or Small Foot, she's great. Look, some people, like Anne Hathaway I was watching her, some people just have it. That movie stars have something where they're so good all the time you never see them acting. They can do anything. Yeah, and take it for granted. This guy didn't, and that's okay.

But acting wise, I was pretty good, pretty good, not bad. But just that's a different thing. Different skill set. It's a different look, it's a different thing. Beelze, take a little break so you can catch your breath after I spanked you on the ass. No, no, no, I don't have to catch my breath, and I'll tell you why. It's a different look. It's a different thing. Beale, let's take a little break so you can catch your breath after I spanked you on the ass. No, no, no. I don't have to catch my breath.

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So my, our boys, Will and Taylor Luan had from busting with the boys had the, I forget which one. I know what you're talking about. They had one of the guys on from Florida Georgia line. And so Florida Georgia line, massive band. Yeah. Two guys, massive. They broke up. Really?

And Will asked him, was like, what happened? He's like, one day his partner, I forget his name, he's like, he just came up and was like, came in, I'm going to do my solo thing. And he was like, what? He was like, he was at a left field. Like we're crushing it. We just got out, we're about to sign a new deal. And he was like, no, not, don't do this now, man. And he's like, it's just what I feel like doing.

He's like, man, like it, it doesn't make sense. He's like, God, no, I'll still do my own thing. And we could, we'll get back together. We'll do both. And he was like, his name's Taylor. He's like, no, it's not going to work, dude. Like just getting to this point takes so much work. At the peak of their, yeah.

Selling out arenas and his boys like, I'm out. That's crazy. But Taylor had a good point. He's like, man, it's like, you know, you're basically in a marriage cause they were together for 10 years, more than 10 years. Like you're in a marriage,

obviously there's no sex depending, right? But there's, there's no sexual favors there, but you're in a business marriage. And he's like, yeah, what do you go through divorce? And that Taylor's like, yeah, it was like a fucking divorce. He's like, we went and saw couples therapists. Yeah. He's like, we went to therapy, try and figure this out and still didn't work. Metallica did that.

Yeah. Metallica literally had to go see therapists cause they were like, and, and, and they were talking about Radiohead, which I think is an incredible band, but they are on a private jet and then they're performing and like they tour 365 days a year. After a while, you're singing the same songs over and over with each other that they were sitting on, the journalists said they were sitting on the plane and they couldn't even look at each other. They were just like, fucking this. They're sick of each other.

You can't say, oh, it sucks being a rock star. Nobody's gonna listen to that. But meanwhile, they're like, I gotta sing the same song every fucking night. I think it's, do they not have the money? Just be like, I'm out. You'd think one of them. You'd be surprised, right?

No, I know. You know? Depends, if you're bad with money, or you have a big nut every month, you're like, I have to tour every single week to cover my nut. Did I ever tell you, I hope I'm not speaking out of turn, Steve Perry from Journey. Yeah. like I have to tour every single week to cover my night. Did I ever tell you, I hope I'm not speaking out of turn,

Steve Perry from Journey. Yeah. So Journey, the band. Possibly the greatest singer of all time. I would agree 100% and such a good guy, such a nice guy. And I got to know him fairly well. Yeah, take it easy. And he even came to see me in a musical,

that was fun singing. The band was so nervous, I was singing right at him, with my shower voice. Yeah. I mean, it was good. So, um, so, so Steve is, is, uh, is doing his thing and we're hanging out and journey. The band is broke. They still have to tour. Right. And Steve kind of like had a parting of ways with the journey with them. So he hasn't, he hadn't sang cancer. I think he had thyroid cancer. He had to take a leave of absence cancer. Yeah. So they put in he had thyroid cancer. He had to take a leave of absence because he's got cancer. So they put in a little Filipino kid.

Yeah, so he couldn't sing. A little. No, no, no, he had been broken up from that before. Oh really? Yeah, and he just hadn't sung. And so he drives, when you see Steve, right, he's super modest. He drives a Volvo, like a beat up Volvo station wagon.

And he talks, he goes, yeah, you know, I have a little place here. And we used to be like this, we'd be like, damn, man, we love him so much, it's like such a bummer that he's, that he's just, you know, he's a rock star, and now he's living this modest life, he's driving this fucking.

So, my friend, who's a director, goes, she goes, I'm trying to find a flight, I gotta go to London, and it's just, everything is expensive, and I can't figure out, I can trying to find a flight. I got to go to London and it's just everything is expensive and I can't figure out, I can't find the right flight. And Steve looks at her and goes, do you want to take my? He goes, as we're all talking, he goes, do you want to take my jet? And so she goes, yeah, right, I wish.

And he goes, no, I mean, seriously, you can take my jet. And she just goes, she goes, wait, you have a jet? And he goes, he's so modest. He goes, it's just the way I like to fly because I'm, you know, he goes, I just don't, for me, I just tend to be more private. And so my friend goes, Steve, we thought you were broke. And he goes, he starts laughing.

He goes, you thought I was broke? And he goes, yeah, he goes, I saved all my money. Yeah, he's balling. All of it. He's just, but he's one of those, I'm sorry, I hope I'm not speaking out of, but he's such a wonderful, like modest guy. Yeah.

We were at my sister's house, and he's sitting there and he's talking about, you know that song, Faithfully? Oh yeah. Okay, I love that song. And we're sitting around talking to him, and I was asking him how, he goes, well it started out as a western song, somebody else wrote it, it was a western song.

And then he goes, and I said, I was thinking to myself, well what if I just sing it like, and he sang like a verse of it, like right there in the chair. He hasn't lost a fucking beat. We were just like, what the fuck? He's so good. So he left Journey? Yeah, he left. For the sake of it. He just, no, they just had a parting of the ways, because Steve was the guy? So he left Journey? Yeah, he left.

He just, no, they just had a parting of the ways, because Steve was the guy who, he's the guy, but the other guy, the guitarist was a great writer and a great guitarist, and I think they were just two alphas. Great writer, great guitarist, you don't have the voice of an angel. You hold on to Steve Perry. Steve Perry?

Hold on to Steve Perry. If he's in your band, you do everything you can to hold on to that man, because he's the band. When I think of Journey, we think of, yeah, he's got the most beautiful voice. There's no one that can do his voice. You never hear anybody doing karaoke to sing that. It's him and then Homeboy from Queen.

Yes, I agree, agreed. And such a good person. But also I think dealt with a lot of, when he was a rock star he dealt with crazy stalkers crazy stuff I think it just really he doesn't yeah, he doesn't like but he doesn't like celebrity It's crowd that poor guy all famous man people are crazy. Oh, I hear you cry me a fucking river jumping your private jet, dude Sing me a goddamn song. It was Yeah bands break up with Florida Georgia line I'm sorry seems like there's something more going on there though

Cuz the other dude that he broke up with came out with like not a diss track But like country diss track talking like shit to him. Did it do well always talking shit Yeah, saying saying like I'm gonna tell my side now. Like he's been on this PR thing. That's not necessary. It depends, like did he steal money from him? Don't dress like that, right? But did he steal money from him?

Or what's going on there? I don't know. Have you seen this? But I was thinking about it. Like you and I have been together, what, 13 years now? Yeah, bro. Like we've never, like never once, I've been like, I think it's, what, 13 years now? Yeah, bro. Like we've never, like never once, I've been like, I think it's the end of the fire

and the kid, never. And also. It's always been home base, no matter, like even when you're doing, I was thinking about it today, like driving in, like even when you're doing your TV show at the height of it, you and I had all my showtime shit, like never once did we think about quitting firing the kid. Never, never, never, we were always here.

Never. Always here. Me more than you, Liam. And you and I would never, ever go bad on each other. Like, like, never. We were always here. Never. Always here. Me more than you, Liam. You and I would never ever go bad on each other. Like, I would never. Oh my God, too easy. Like in a million, but even if like it was all fucked up, like there's not a shot.

No. I'm not gonna be like, yeah, Brennan. You know why? Because we're not bitches. We're not bitches. No. I'll say it to ya. Yeah.

You know? I'll keep you busy, you know? We gotta do a little more jujitsu just because that was, people like that, but I have to say. You've been training harder? Well, I'm a little. Did you know, we got to do a little more jujitsu just because that was people like that But but I have to say you've been trained harder. Well, I'm go back to your gym I got yeah I got a little fucked up with the fact that it was that easy for you But I have to be honest with you and I'm not trying to be cocky. Yeah

I have a couple of things I want to try but everyone and I and I want to show you a couple things And I want to show the fans for real how to get out of things like a headlock, how to get out of a bear hug, all those things with a bigger guy. I dig it, dude. And those are the things I can do. We'll see how it goes. So, I want, well, before we, I want to say another thing. Fuck you. Yep.

And fuck you again, right? Yeah. Because I don't like how you're talking. It's already making me mad. Yep. And this time we have Matt's and I'm not going to be nice. Okay. Cool?

Cool. All right, good. We're buddies though, right? We're buddies, man. All good. Here, put your hand up. We're not like Florida Georgia line. No, we're not Florida Georgia line. No. And those guys got a lot of heat. People made fun of them, right, Chin and country music? Like they, cause they say they were like pop. They were like, uh, they were considered like the Nickelback of country music, but because they had like hits, constant hits, but it was like really poppy. Man, was it, there's that slap. They're all hits. Yeah.

That's like people that make fun really poppy. Yeah. Man, was it, there's that slap. They're all hits. Yeah. That's like people that make fun of Nickelback, they had him, I forget what he was on. The lead singer of Nickelback was on some podcast and they asked him to- Chad something. Yeah, Chad Kroger, right? Kroger? Yeah, something like that.

Yeah, Chad Kroger. So, you know, Nickelback, so he's- Sure. And it started with 40 year old version when they're playing Nintendo 64 and he goes, you know how, they're doing jokes back and forth roasting each other and he goes, you know how I know you're gay and they go back and forth. He goes, you know how I know you're gay?

You like Nickelback. Well that started just a frenzy of people making fun of Nickelback and they're like the butt of the joke forever. Like oh you're gay if you listen to Nickelback. So they asked him, they said, you know, did it hurt your feelings? You know, when people kept making fun of you, he goes, you know what? It,

and it was a good way. He wasn't talking about it. He goes, yeah, it would, but we were selling out arenas. And I don't know if you've looked at the record books, but we're one of the top five most selling bands of all time. He was like, he goes, I think if we were doing bad, it would have hurt. He goes, but literally we're like, okay. We're fine. Selling out shows. He's like, he goes, if the audience wasn't there, it would affect this more, but okay, have fun.

When I go out there and I like in Tacoma, when I see a full room, it's all good. Oh yeah. It's all good. Now imagine arenas. Oh my God. It's like, you can't, what? What did you say? What's your white noise over imagine arenas. Oh my God. It's like, you can't, what? What did you say?

What's your white noise over there? Yeah. Shut up. No, Nickelback slaps, dude. Slaps. Do you feel the same way about Creed? Cause you know. I don't mind Creed.

Are they really popular still? Creed and Nickelback have that like same kind of fandom. But I feel like Creed stopped making as much music, didn't it? Nickelback has like some hit hits. Bangers. Creed had a few, but Nickelback has like some hit hits. Bangers. Creed had a few but Nickleback has so many.

When you look up their charts you're like, oh my god. I don't even know. These guys are so rich. What are they? Give me a song. Nickleback? Nickleback? Yeah. This is how you remind me.

This photograph. Oh my god, they're a good band. Yeah. But Creed, the reason why Creed kind of messed up because the lead singer Scott Stapp, he got like addicted to drugs and it kind of went wild. Didn't he track him in Suicide in Miami? He did like videos. I just remember he did like videos of him going crazy and then eventually he sobered

up and now he's good and I think they're touring right now. I remember when the guy, Limp Bizkit, he was making fun of him and then I respected, what's his name from Creed? Scott Staff. Scott Staff said, I'll tell you what, let's fight and we'll give the money to charity. He goes, why don't we fight and we'll give the money to charity.

Nickelback's having a bit of a. And Fred first didn't and he goes, so we didn't do any and what's his name goes, he doesn't want any of this. Yeah, I don't think that. It's not a bad thing. Yeah, I dig it. Nickelback's kind of popping back up. I saw them, yeah, I saw them on any of this. It's not a bad thing. Yeah, I dig it. Nickelback's kind of popping back up.

I saw them, yeah, I saw them on my Instagram feed. Nickelback and then, because they'd sing that song, I woke up in a bad, you know that Hardy song? They're on it with it, right? Nickelback did it their version. It might be better. Oh, have you, Baba, have you seen this new, this carjitsu? So now, okay, so Randy Couture and,

so Mark Coleman, so our boy John Brankus is the one who's putting that on, on Brinks TV, and he called, he texted me, this is a real text, I'll show it to you, he goes, dude, you, August, you should do carjitsu, he goes, with Brennan Schaub, and I go, Iitzu. With Brendan? He goes, with Brendan Schaub. And I go, I call him, I go, John, how long do you think I'd last in a car with Brendan?

He goes, I don't know. I go, are you, is this a serious question? Like, in a car of all places? Forget it. And he was like, all right, well, who do you want to go with? You know, I was like, I don't know who I'd want to go with. Sanaz.

I mean, Sanaz, you and I are going to be in car jiu-jitsu because I don't want to lose. And I'll be nice, though. What kind of car? I don't think it matters. I think you... Hold on. So I'll tell you a company I want to invest in is if they said you got to invest in a company, and I said, what's

your pitch? They said it's car Jiu-Jitsu. And I said, okay, who signed up? Like, well, we got Rainey Katora. I'm like, legend. That's fantastic. Mark Coleman. Oh my God. Legend. UFC legend is fantastic. Who else? Okay. Well, you know, the guys from fire and the kid, I'm out. Well, Brian Callen is the 57 year old comedian is going to fight who would be good. It's not good if they're reaching out to us. No, he's just my buddy. I've known John forever.

So, you know, you're my buddy too. You'd be the last person I'd invite to do a jujitsu competition. And I love you. Hold on. Yeah. Just you got right. We have fun with this. We have fun. You know, I have fun fucking you up on the camera. Don't say fuck.

No, it's so fun for me, right? Because it's so easy. Hey, you're getting me heated up. And I should. You're starting to get me heated up. Good. Because I've been doing a lot of shit lately. Yeah.

A lot of shit. That's cool. But if I'm doing like a Jiu Jitsu competition, right? You're not on the Rolodex, fuckface. Hey, dude, right you be careful because right now I'm I will I will literally I will literally put my knee on your fucking shirt Now do you think how many? Nose did John get before he goes like if you bring talent They're like he does some of it right we saw him on Instagram around with shop. We're sitting like this

Let's hit up Brian. We're saying like this and I get to jump on you, you're still gonna have your hands full. All day, man, all day. In a car? Yeah, I know. You can't use your legs. I know, it's crazy, right? I'm on top of you?

Dude, trouble. What are you gonna do? Trouble, dude, trouble. Here's the thing. Hey, I'm getting, I'm getting a little heated. You should. And I'm heated at John that he asked you to do anything regarding martial arts.

I said to my wife, does your wife check you periodically? Never, no. She doesn't, right? No, no, no, Alpha, right? Alpha, right? Alpha, right? I don't drive a Tesla. My wife's my biggest fan, right?

She's my biggest fan. And like, I love her so much and she, you know. But I said, I was like, just kind of sitting there and I said, I'm a little sore. She goes, why? I go, well, I don't kind of sitting there and I said, I'm a little sore. She was, why? I go, well, I don't know if it's because I tried to wrestle with Brendan and nothing I was learning in Jiu-Jitsu worked with him. And it's really weird how it just, it's weird to be with my friend who can kill me that

quickly. And then she, cause you know, she has had some experience with pro athletes. She's, hey, she's grappled. She's, Hey, Hey, no, I thought we were vibing. No, dude. No, we're we're just going over the stuff. Hey, dude You you grapple the big guys and she's grappled with the guys black. Hey, dude matches She's had her matches next break bees talk about sportsman's Cove lodge. Oh, I can Bees. Let's talk about Sportsman's Cove Lodge. Oh, I can't wait.

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Look, use code TFATK at checkout for 10% off your first trip. There's a limit of six slots per person. Give it a shot. She goes like this quietly. I go, yeah, it's just a fucking weird that he can, you know. She goes, she goes, she go. Yeah, it's just a fucking weird that he can you know, she goes she goes She goes that's news to you

Yeah, I'm with your wife. Yeah. Hey man. Yeah, I know I Know you know what makes me feel better. What's that? There are a lot of guys who've dedicated their lives to jiu-jitsu and to fighting a lot of guys who've dedicated their lives to jiu-jitsu and to fighting, a lot of guys who've dedicated their lives to fighting. And I mean their lives. And I know you can do that to them just as quickly. So I take a little solace. Whatever helps you get through the day, man. Yeah. But having said that, shut up. And this is, that was, that was chapter one, right? And there's some things that I got that's like chapter 7,000 dude. I've done this to you so many times Okay, and we can start a new book. Yeah, we're gonna start a new book. Cool. Yeah, cool. What do you want?

Call the book Brennan fucking Brian up chapter. Nope one. No Brian Keeping Brendan busy and surprising Brendan with the shit he can transition to. Oh, we're just spitballing ideas. I got one here. How about Brendan shoves his dick down Brian's throat every Monday chapter seven? Do you like that? Or would you like to switch that chapter? What do you want to do?

You're so disrespectful. We could go chapter 10. Brian pulls, Brendan pulls down Brian's pants whenever he wants and slaps him on his stupid old ass. Do you know my friend did that to the guy who was fucking, he was friends with a guy who was an actor, a soap actor, and he's like a, just a monster like you, and he found out the guy was fucking his girlfriend. So he pulls his truck up to him, the guy gets out, he goes, all right, let's make a big

deal, and he pulls him and pulls, I told you, pulls his pants down. Nothing more embarrassing. Spank the shit out of him. The guy gets out, he goes, all right, let's make a big deal. And he pulls him and pulls. I told you, nothing more embarrassing. Yeah. I'll do it to you right now. No, you'd never spank me. There are certain things that I know because I'm familiar with the language. Right? What language Brian?

Striking, kicking. Hey, hey, you're, you're as familiar with the language of Jiu-Jitsu and striking as I am Mandarin. It ain't good. This I was, I was a wrestler. No, and I'm a black belt and I continue to train black belt and what? But also I box. Yeah.

No, dude, I took French for Spar. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't count no dude, I took French for... And sparred. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't count. Hey, I took French for four years in high school. And I continue to train. Kind of, right? At least once a week.

Sure, man. All right. Whatever gets your rocks off. I know some moves. You got some moves, man. Now, does this part of my wrist and this part of my thing hurt a lot? Yeah. Sore?

Yeah. And yeah, there's a lot of sore on me. Does this knee not right since I took one boxing class with my shoes off? Yeah. All right. Hey, hey, hey, hey, get your fucking, get your hand. All right, let me take my Rolex off. All right. Dude. Get your hand. Hey, this is, I'm standing here, be cool.

Be cool, dude, don't, be cool, bro. Be cool. Ah, shit. Be cool, dude. All right, it's all good, right? Is today Wednesday? Yeah. Is it?

I'm gonna spank you today. Oh, gosh. Look, it's Wednesday and I feel like spanking you. Yeah, dude. Spanking me? Yeah. So here we go. Yep, do it.

Here we go. I'm gonna break things. Okay, so that's not good. I'll snap that off right now. That's not good. So what we want to do, guys, is this. Keep that here. Keep that here.

We're gonna break that. We're gonna break that. Where do you want to go, daddy? Where do you want to go? Where you wanna go? You got me on that! You got me on that! You got me on that! No! No! No! No! See? See? See that? Come on! Let's go! Let's go, bro! Let's go!

It's Wednesday! Hands on it! I'm gonna slap your stupid ass! You're not gonna slap me! Nobody slaps me, bro. I just slapped you. Just Wednesday. Do you want want on Thursday you got me a couple times but you saw me stop it you saw me stop it fuck I had those I had those underhooks your hair's all fucked up hold on let me just come here I want to see something let's tutorial right, watch this. So what I did there guys was I had this.

Now, the mistake I made was creating distance. Mistake you made here. Now he's gonna have a hard time. Right? Good there. Don't you think? Stay there. I'm just gonna create more space. See what I did? Pulled out. Pulled out there. But now you don't have hands here boom okay okay good that's good what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing okay what are you doing so here we go guys so here good good good now look how great to get sit down to wait let me show the camera hold no so guys look no turn your head this way yeah all. Alright now sit. Sit out. Sit out here. Yep. Alright guys and just stay calm. Look what I'm doing with his legs. Alright. Now just lay down. Stay calm. Stay calm. Okay. And we stay calm. Now now now this is where it is

you almost got rolled out you almost go well we don't have I don't have room here but look so guys this is street dude. Controlling this controlling this he's got it out. Okay that's all right. There's some pressure there there's some pressure there. Hey, ref! Ref, he's calling me a stupid bitch! Stupid bitch. Now just let me stay calm. You gotta admit, not bad. Not bad.

This pressure's not good going in. See, you wanna move? That's all I want. Yeah, but I can't. I don't have a mat, dude. I know, me neither. Okay. Okay, no. There's not enough room.

No. Hey! What are you guys doing? Get your head out. Yeah, let's get our head out. No. No. See what I did?

Yep. I'm gonna have to just go. Oh, that was gonna stay. All right, don't panic here. No. No. See what I did? Yep. I'm after this guy. Oh, that was going to stay. Alright, don't panic here. Don't panic here. How's it? Try a little deeper. Alright. Seven, two, three, four. Enough fun., 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, 7, yeah, see that? Yeah, that's called an escape. I got you, I got escaped. Yeah, we don't even have a... You got me on the bottom? We don't have a mat. Oh, shit. I'm not gonna get you.

We don't have a mat. Don't call me your problem, dude? Stupid bitch Don't call me a bitch, dude What are you doing? Trying to grab my legs? I'm just chilling Looking for a good time Fuck this Okay looking for a good time. Ever been triangle choked in some dunks?

some chunky dunkies? oh shit, there you go there it is alright, what do we do? I'll put the pressure here yep, that's good. I'm out. Go ahead.

Start heavy one. No, just start heavy one. Go. You start heavy one. Go ahead. You going mountain? Alright, let's just mount up here. Guys, this is what mount up here. Guys, let's move away from this. Alright.

No, no, no, I don't like this because I know what you're going to do. No, I'm not going to do it either. No, go ahead. I'm going to mount. No, do your mount. Do your mount. I'm giving you a mount. I'm not really hitting but I'm showing you guys what you can do to really mess with this mess with this fucking you trying to check my fucking yeah I'm giving you a mount for

free see how I turn you mount turn back turn back. You notice how I'm checking all of them? I'm not fucking him up. Nope. I could do, shh. Show me your mount skills. Side, sit side, kitty. Show me your mount skills. Okay.

Here's mount skills, guys. So, mount. Mount here, right? Now, see what he's doing here. The bad position, because what I do here, is I'm here, watch your chin. All right, now I'm just gonna ride him real hard so he feels this right now.

See that, that's called Saturday Night Ride, that's wrestling. Now he's gonna try to break it, no problem. That's okay, stay here guys. Stay here guys Yeah, stay here guys stay here guys Stay here guys Look at how heavy I am my hips. He's panicking right now. He doesn't like this does he now watch this Let me show you this so I'm here. I can be here get one hand here one hand here and work No, okay, so he blocked it

That's not bad, but you saw my move I saw it right okay now look look look but this is look at this now keep your hand keep your leg here we're good here Just break the grip for your arm bar. That's the problem. Oh no, let's give him some room. So now you got room for your arm bar. See the problem with a black fella? Break the grip. What do you do?

You can't break the grip here, but what you can do... That's not good. That's not good. Oh yeah. Okay, watch my knee. Watch my knee? That's my bad knee. Sorry, dude. That's good See you gotta watch out for you Alright, good training good training training training good training good training Overweight to the master You're gonna buy a top of Brian's I

Know Look at the black top of Brian's eye. Did you get him for a sake? No. Did I get hit? No, it's just a scratch. It's a rug burn. Oh, I see. Okay, Brian, can you come closer to the camera? Look at this.

Look at this fucking animal did to me. I want to talk to somebody. Look at that shit. I got to go home and scare my kids now. Dude. I didn't have the couch in the way from my arm bar but you saw how my knees were together. Dude, you almost had that arm bar. Yeah.

Your setup was good. Yeah, yeah. Well, we're going to lay the mats out. So a lot of it's just repetition, guys. Just a lot of reps. Did you feel that strength? A thousand out, I did, dude. Good, good, good.

That's good, though. You could have gotten my... Sometimes that's all you need to wake up. You gotta have a little wake up call. You gotta poke the bear. I'll tell you what I didn't like is that transition to the triangle. No, that was bullshit. I know better than that.

I know better and I came out and I put myself in the triangle like an asshole. I know, I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know. I know, I know, I know better and I I came out and I put myself in the triangle like an asshole But that's just cuz I'm not you know, oh No, so fresh. I went from triangle tap to the arm. Yeah, I pull out I should have kept my head on the other side and pulled you this way But I wanted to get I wanted to get busy That was but that was a step was a white belt move to go into the triangle Just know this guys, that will never happen again. Never.

Not never. Can I be honest with you? On one thing, you get one of those on me once. Okay. I'm a quick study. You tell me where you want to start pal. Like Wolverine, I learn shit quick dude. The Wolverine heals quick you old fuck.

So fighting bulls, fighting bulls learn quick We learn quick. I just see your your mark, right? I have a mark. Yeah, and I'm sweating Yeah, all that all it takes is that You're for young spring chicken. Not bad. Not bad then another 10 to 15 years You think yeah, I think we'd enter into a white belt tourney. By the time I'm 80, I want to be able to dunk a basketball. That's my goal. Oh, dude, that'd be sick.

You can't fuck with me just because I got mad that John asked you to do a competition. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Yeah, so- I did not ask for that. So I'm not going to do carjitsu. Be cool if you did though.

Yeah. If you could go against somebody your age as an actor, you'd fuck them up. I probably would. Yeah. Yeah. But you also get injured. Because if I'm on camera, you're going to go full- Dude, what about you and Paul Giamatti or something like that?

I would kill Paul. That'd be fun, right? Yeah. I would kill Paul. Who else be fun, right? Yeah, I would kill Paul. Who else? It'd have to be an athlete. What about you and Wesley Snipes? I'd have my hands full with Wesley Snipes. He's black?

He's just athletic and strong. Is he athletic? He looks pretty athletic. Why, because you saw him in Blade? No, have you ever seen him in that, what was that baseball? White Man Can't Jump? He can run.

Dude, that's the movies. Yeah, but he's jacked. It made Mark Wahlberg look like an NFL player. I remember when he was going to fight Rogan. I remember when Rogan was like, I'm thinking about fighting him. And then he backed out. Rogan was down. Yeah.

Well, he saw, I think, Rogan kicking and he was like, oh, wait a minute. But he's a good guy, man. Nice guy. Yeah. We're going to throw all that out the window because because you're gonna have to fight him in a car. Yeah, I don't think he would do that. Didn't you go to jail for a while? Taxes. Tax fraud.

They made an example out of him. He was in that movie with Kevin Hart, wasn't he? The show. Yeah. The series. So good. That's such a good series. He was great in that. Brilliant. He's his brother, right? He's a great actor. Oh, he's so good. Yep. Brilliant. Yeah. He's his brother, right? Yeah, he's his brother in the movie. Great actor. Oh, he's so good.

Yep. White man can't jump. Too Wong Fu. Still doing it. Still getting 46,000 likes. Don't kid yourself. He's blade. Who doesn't fuck with the Wesley Snipes?

I think they're making a blade four. How old is he? Probably 65. Isn't he 88? Oops. Age. He's born 62, 61. 61 years old ladies and gentlemen. 61, looking good. From Orlando.

Nobody escapes father time except Ryan Callan. Go down? So he's 5'9", you're almost six foot. Dude, I think it's a fair matchup. Kido Shotokan, kickboxing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. He has Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under his Wikipedia. We're fucked. Yeah, he's got some training.

How come your Wikipedia doesn't show that? Martial arts, taekwondo. I let him see what I do, bro, when I tangle. I know, I just... When I tangle with a bear, they see what's up. Anyone who runs Wikipedia, if you just add to Brian's martial arts, cause you're also an actor, he's an actor. Why does he get his martial arts accolades on there?

This carpet's clean, right? I'm sure it's clean. Why do you- I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, you won't get staff off this carpet. No. What else you got, Chin? Courtenavance? Yeah, man. Courtenavance, oh, we have good courtenavance. Let's lighten it got, Chin? Curnivance? Yeah, man. Curnivance.

Oh, we have good Curnivance. Let's lighten it up. Huh? Come on. That is lighting it up. That's lighting up. You can't get more light on that. Yeah, we had to mix it up.

Brennan and I said, we're going to do some wrestling. Yeah, now you have it. We were on the phone and we go, we're going to start wrestling and I'm going to try my new shit and we're going to see how it works. Now you're going to go back to the dojo. Now, my underhooks need some work. I just spanked you, huh? I just spanked you.

Well, but I stopped it. You know what? I don't like that either. No, no, I stopped it. I don't like doing it. I just spank you huh? I just spank you. Well but I stopped it. You know I don't like that either. No no I stopped it. I don't like doing that to you. I stopped it. The spank? And then you kept, what were you calling me? You little bitch. Stupid bitch. I said you asked for a stupid bitch. I kept whispering that stupid bitch. So rude. But dude I stopped the spanking. Hand out. No I spanked you pretty good

three times. Yeah but then I was like oh okay. That out. No, I spanked you pretty good three times. Yeah, but then I was like, oh, okay. That underhook, I just spanked that thing off a little boneless chicken wing. I don't understand why they underhooked it. You can't do it on a tall guy. You gotta be careful, man. Yeah.

What's this? Super cute, guys. So in China, at the zoo, they needed some pandas for the panda exhibit, so they just painted some doggy spaces. Those are clearly chihuahuas. Or chows, they're chows. Chows, yeah. Chows, chows.

But who? Baby chows. So people at the zoo were like, these pandas look kind of funny. Dude, I want a chow and dime like that. That'd be so sick. They put those in the zoo? Yes.

Thinking they were gonna pull it off? Yeah. It's a dog. Was anyone like, oh, why are these fucking bootleg pandas barking? Oh, I hope they're nice to those dogs. They call it dog fishing now. This is what, there's a name for this.

What do you mean? Oh, dog fish. Cat fishing? Because like cat fishing is dog fishing. Yeah, yeah, but you know. That one's so obvious. But does the dye hurt their skins? Because to bleach them that white, it takes some work.

Maybe it's for kids, right? No. If your kid's a moron. The exhibit needed pandas and they couldn't find any. Pandas are, you know every panda in America, we rent from China. We don't own them. Try to get them back.

We have to, every panda you see comes from China. They are rented property. I do not know that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, those are clearly fucking chows. Super cute though. Yeah, it'd be cool if you could breed them to look like a panda. What else you got, Jen?

Brian, we're going to trigger you in this next one. We're going to talk about the roast for a second. Oh God, be cool, man. So Tony Hinchcliffe's getting a lot of backlash right now. See, I think he's going to trigger you in this next one. We're going to talk about the roast for a second. Oh, God, be cool, man. So Tony Hinchcliffe's getting a lot of backlash right now for the jokes he makes. I think we need to define the lie. So, yeah, I was going to say, my question is, who is he getting backlash from? People that I already think suck.

So what I think, before we get into this, Netflix and Tony Henscliffe should be congratulated on taking a risk and being fucking hilarious, hurting no one, only just spreading laughter. If you didn't think what Tony Henscliffe was doing wasn't genius, then you have the problem. Then I feel sorry for you. So Tony Henscliffe just put a lot of laughter out there. Kim Kardashian knew what she was signing up for. That's my thing. So this comment that says, you know, slut-shaming women in front of a crowd of people and making women the butt of the joke for absolutely no reason is so disrespectful. Men were being the butt of the joke.

It was probably 98% men by the joke. Yeah. But also that's like getting mad if you went to a strip club that there were naked women. Yeah, but also, this is bullshit. You know exactly what you're signing up for. Yeah. Is Kim outraged? So if Kim said nothing, she's not outraged. No.

Why are you guys up? It didn't happen to you. Right. It happened to Kim and Kim knew exactly what she was signing up for. Exactly. And also- It's also a rose. This isn't even, this is is of course you're gonna get People online and by the way a lot of bots by the way a lot of bots a lot of fake shit But also remember Kim as much as she's hated. She's also beloved. Just correct how many followers? She's so famous correct for and that she's famous because people love her

So a lot of that backlash is people they they're going to try pulling the woman card and all that. A lot of it is this, they think they're protecting Kim, but I'd be willing to bet you ask Kim, she's like, what? No, I knew I came here with my past. Of course I'm getting lit up. Correct. Like Kim's a good, she's good. She was booed. I guess she was booed when she went up there. She was booed and then, but she was, then they celebrate her. They applauded her. Yeah. I heard Netflix, I guess they edited it. When she got booed. They took out the booing.

Not in the live one, they couldn't, but on the rerun, like the post. By the way, Netflix showed real balls. I mean, it's kind of a turning point for comedy because they allowed, like all these jokes and words that usually, like in 2020, certainly would have gotten you canceled. And Tony had a lot of balls to do it. And Tony pulled off, I mean, that shit was hilarious.

I'm a professional comedian. I was laughing my balls off. Oh, he's great. Tony crushed it. It was great. Kevin Hart was great. But also here's the other thing, like this is marketing you can't pay for. They tried canceling Tony before. Yeah. His show only got bigger then. Now it's at a whole other stratosphere. It's also the number two trending

podcast in the world. So really like Tony's probably looking at it's like, Oh hell yeah. It's like Jordan Peterson said every time the social justice warriors would come for him, his Patreon would grow by $20,000 a month. Geez. Like literally. He goes every time the majority of people don't subscribe to that crazy woke shit because they know it's a lie. Yes. They know that Rogan, they knew they're also the ones with money. shit. Because they know it's a lie. Yes. They know that Rogan, they knew that Rogan... Oh, and they're also the ones with money. Yeah, and they knew Rogan wasn't a racist.

So when they tried to do that assassination, his subscribership grew by, wait for it, two million. That's crazy. That's two million. That's because the majority doesn't get down with this chaos. They're like, what? No. You know, but so what they're finding so much of this is so much of this is also

Troll farms and bots to sow dissension. I think some of it is. Some of it's for real like people but but um So, you know, you know Triller or Thriller Triller. Triller that did the Jake Paul thing Did you see the latest on that? Was it really interesting? So they raised $423 million. They now have $900,000 in the bank and they claim bankruptcy. Yeah, they're a nightmare. Because they found out that they bought,

find out how many bots they bought. It was some crazy amount. They bought. The views? So when they went to raise money, from what I understand. Oh, they're like, look, we have 400 million downloads. And their investors said, I'll give you this,

and it was all fake. I think they had, yeah, we have 400 million downloads. And their investors said, I'll give you this. And it was all fake. I think they had, yeah, they bought 200 million users. Wow. Right, so they said 550. But nobody, so many, so few people. Dude, that's so short-sighted. Because when you do that, again, you might get that initial money up front.

But then in six months, like, hey dude, we invested whatever is 50 million and we're in the impression you had 550 million viewers. Now we're looking at the hardcore numbers. Yeah. We, we're not going to get any returns. So let's say Coca-Cola is like, holy shit, 550 million users views.

Here's $5 million. When they see a fraction of the return, they're going, oh, this can't be, someone's lying here. Because we know if we apply this much money in the budget, we get at minimum this much return. You're getting even less than that. It's so easy to get found out. I think they filed for bankruptcy, right?

That makes sense. Yeah. I Googled bankruptcy, but it's not that. Or they got bought out. They actually got bought out by another company and that company is dealing with stuff. That makes sense though. What else you got, Jen? Yeah, Tony's like, this only make Tony bigger. Yeah, I agree.

Here's another one. Yeah. Here's another one. Oh, that one. So this ex-mayo clinic doctor is back in court because he was on Bumble and the matches came out and said, Oh, he was calling himself a widower. Now this was before his wife's fatal poisoning. And the guy is apparently a poison specialist. What? Yeah, a poison specialist. Be more obvious. Yeah So he's screwed. Let me see this guy and after his wife was dead. He was apparently telling the coroner

We don't need to do an autopsy. Let's just Russian cremator How does he think this works? I mean all these women are coming forward and like no I went on a date with him He said his wife was already dead. He talked about a life insurance policy and Man, what a piece of shit. He said his wife was already dead. He talked about a life insurance policy and. Man, what a piece of shit. He has something off about him. Small mouth. He has a tiny mouth. Yeah.

We're just dead again. Shark eyes just dead behind the eyes. He has too much forehead and then a small mouth. The whole thing's a nightmare. Yeah. He's, and he's a what kind of doctor? It just says he's a poison specialist. And he poisoned his wife. And then he was on the app saying he's a widower. Prior to her being dead. And he poisoned his wife.

And then he was on the app saying he's a widower prior to her being dead. He's a moron. They had an open marriage. Moron. So he's telling women, yeah, my wife said when she's still well alive. And he was doing to pay off his student loan.

Wow. Yeah. Wild out there. Well, he's screwed. Man, hopefully. Man. Next one. How about my son today? Because just like everybody when we're downstairs going to school, I put on the news and the

news is so negative. And today we're showing like some shooting stuff. And Tyler goes, Dad, why does everyone shoot each other in New York? I was like, what? He's like, there's always shootings every morning. We shouldn't start with the news, dude. It's just negativity. Like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like in New York? I was like, what? He's like, there's always shootings every morning. I'm like, we shouldn't start with the news, dude. Like all it's just negativity.

Like no more news. I think I do it because my parents did it in the morning. So you just put on the news and you go about your business. Social media. And then he was like, dad, there's always shootings every morning. I was like, we're not doing the news anymore. We're going to put on music. I write about that.

Like I'm doing that talk about that on stage. It's like with social media, if you want to believe that the whole world hates each other, that everybody else is doing better than you. It's designed for that. That you can live forever. It's a thousand they have it all. It's all designed for that. Yeah we got it all for you. It's all a highlight reel of shit, promise, and you know lies. Uh this one kind of good news. Mr. B's turning 26 and he's giving away 26 Teslas, Brian, I'm looking at you. 26 years old. Get another one.

He's got great fucking taste. I'm gonna try to get one of those cars. I can't believe he's only 26. Yeah. I thought he was 46. What? Me too. 46.

He's 26. Crush in life. Yeah. Yeah, he's got some money, yeah. Oh. How did he make his money? YouTube. YouTube.

As a kid, he was doing it as a kid. Yeah, I don't know, he was he make his money? YouTube. YouTube. As a kid. He was doing as a kid. Yeah. I don't know. He has like, I don't know. Yeah. But you know, this poor guy, he does one nice thing and people like rip into him for like, Oh, white privilege. Look at you helping people in Africa. That's the world we live in. It's just ridiculous. Remember he fixed kids that were going blind.

He gave them vision. People like, you know how white privilege that is. I was like, you know how white privileged that is? Oh my God. You think these kids wanna see? Yeah. I was like, what? He was like, he's such a good person. No, they're also saying that he's doing these things,

these like, you know, philanthropic, philanthropic, philanthropic things to get views, but who can, No, but hold on, but hold on. Correct, he does do it to get exposure. But no, so the money makes up the videos he gives to me. He says he when he dies is not He's amazing. And by the way, I got to say this they sent me his chocolate What they sent fucking big boys studios? Yeah, you took it from here

I got a box at my house. Yeah, we have it here. Oh, so it's the chocolates. That's the best chocolate I've ever had. So good. All bullshit. I went through all the bars. Oh my God. My wife and I were fighting over the fucking bars. The peanut butter one. Oh, the peanut butter is by far the best. Just the nest, the crunch one. So good. And the regular, regular milk chocolate. Like where can you get a nice chocolate bar? Where do I get more of that? Nestle? No. Mr. Beast? Yes. It's unbelievable.

It's the best chocolate you've ever had. And how did he decide just to, he said, I'm going to make the best chocolate in the world. He did it. Like what is it? He just was like, I'm going to make it. He likes chocolate. He's Willy Wonka. He's Willy Wonka.

He just does amazing stuff and just gives all the money away to charities. He's great. Dude, if I told you there's a guy walking this earth that gives out 26 free cars cures blindness for poor people, helps out, you know, kids with water and then designed the best, create the best chocolate on earth. You'd say, is that Jesus? But instead social media destroys this guy. Yeah, they destroyed Jesus. They put him on a cross and tortured him. Facts. Am I right? Right? I mean, he's amazing. Hey, can you reach out to him and tell him we want him? I'm fighting the shit out tortured him. Facts am I right? Right? I mean

he's amazing. Hey can you reach out to him and tell him we want him on Fighter in the Chair? Sure. I want to meet that guy. No problem. I really do. What a neat guy man. I'm sure he's very very busy though. Yeah but you know. He's making videos. He'll do a podcast. I don't know if I would if I was him. Does he live out here? I think he must right now. I think he lives out in California. I don't know though. I feel like he lives in Calabasas. I don't know. I thought he was in Austin. He might have moved.

He makes so much money, he probably does. He probably left. Also, if I had 300 million subscribers, I'm not doing your podcast. Greenville? Oh, Greenville. Maybe that's where he was born. I don't know if that's where he lives right now though.

That's a nice place. I'm sure you could type in where MrBeast lives. I just did. Let's see. I'll be in there. Oh, he's still in Greenville, North Carolina. That's a beautiful- Yes, that's what it says.

Have you been there? It's a beautiful- He probably has multiple houses, guys. Beautiful town. Yeah, he does. You don't start a chocolate company and own one house. No. Willy Wonka's house was lit.

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TFATK is the promo code, 20% off for life. You're welcome. Lit. You want to do this one? That's nice. Yeah. You guys know I'm a wrestling nerd. Ric Flair apparently was cut off

and asked to leave a restaurant in Florida and lost his mind and there's a video of it. Why was he drunk? Yeah. Watch those media? He's drunk. He's so drunk. You're very drunk, dude.

The argument started because the kitchen manager was taking too long in the bathroom and that bothered him. Yeah. And that's how it started. Yeah, he's a belligerent drunk. It's sad. Well, kids with cancer are sad. That's an asshole. He's just drunk. I don't think he's an asshole. I don't know. I think he's just drunk. He's old. You know, shit happens.

I would say that he's probably, from what I have without without I don't want to I don't know him So I don't I don't like doing this. I don't want to do this, but I'm just saying from what I have seen from documentaries and heard he seems like he's He is at the center of his own existence Put it that way. He was also just drunk. He wasn't and also I've seen worse and also he's older and he talks, that's his wrestling talk. And I think he just wants to say stupid shit like that.

I don't know. I mean, telling the guy, let's go outside, like. I've personally seen. I also don't know what the guy did. Yeah. Like if the guy was just like, hey dude, you drink too much, we're gonna cut you off. And then he does this.

But, but this is not unusual. I don't believe it. I personally- It's still a dick move from Rick, yeah, without a doubt. But, but, but this is not unusual. I don't believe it. I personally- It's still a dick move from, Rick, yeah, without a doubt. But he is absolutely drunk. I think he gets drunk and belligerent. And I don't think it's,

I think it's probably more common than people think. In the middle of the day. I tweeted about it afterward too, which I find amazing. Like, does he run his own Twitter? Like, or ex account? I doubt it. He probably tells someone what to do.

He shrieks at us. It was like he was at Island burger or something like that. Did he tweet out like never go to Island burger ever again. If you're Rick Flay, I've surprisingly seen him four different times in person. Like I was on a plane with him. Like he was sitting right in front of me and, uh, that was interesting. And then, uh, he was at aged just like this when I was in Florida. I'm not going to, I won't, I don't want to say too much.

I don't like talking behind people's backs, but he's just not it. Yeah, he's got, my feeling is he probably. It wasn't too bad, he's just drunk. Yeah, it's fine. Okay, so AI strikes again, guys. Katy Perry was not at the Met Gala, but tweeted two photos that damn sure make it look like she was. Oh, damn.

This is getting out of control. That's not her. That's not her. She was not present. met Gala but tweeted two photos that damn sure make it look like she was. Oh damn. This is getting out of control. That's not her. That's not her. She was not present. Wow. She is a beautiful woman, boy. So pretty.

Yeah. But like she's leaving American Idol and they said who would you want to replace you? She said Jelly Roll. I love it. She's so pretty. Yeah. She married? Yes.

Orlando. Orlando, yeah. Oh yeah. And she's friends with Orlando's ex, the Victoria's Secret supermodel, Miranda Kerr, I think. They're like buds. Just two beautiful babes being buds. Who's that? One has crazy talent.

Miranda Kerr. It's good to be Orlando Bloom. Look at those, look at these buddies. Jeez. Oh, Jesus. Pays off to be in Pirates of the Caribbean, huh? Was that what she was in? Oh, him, yeah.

Him, yeah. Yeah, he's a cute elf. Nice guy. That one's very sweet. Boy, is he winning, huh? Yeah. Orlando Bloom? Boy. He's got his own issues, I'm sure, but yeah, huh? Yeah. Orlando Bloom? Boy.

He's got his own issues, I'm sure, but yeah, he's winning. This one? Yeah. Here's my last one, guys. Oh, thank God. Boy Scouts of America, they're changing their name. Yeah. It's called Scouting America?

Yeah. That way they can less young boys and girls. Well, now it's open to everyone. Yes. And they're just gonna mix everybody? That just helps these pedophiles. It's not so gender exclusive, is that what it is? And so Girl Scouts also, so we can't have any special places for girls and boys, huh?

This is where your fucking dumb gender ideology gets in the way of everything. Now what parents are going to sign their kid up for this woke shit now? I'd be so disappointed if my son asked to be in it. Allowing gay youth in a blanket on ban on gay adult leaders. Okay. Yep, could be accepted as girls. It's the woke college students that are gonna be comparison. So girls could be accepted as cub scouts.

Uh-huh, into the boy scouts, uh-huh. So you can't just have girl scouts and boy scouts, huh? Hilarious. Well the girl scouts are still only girls though. Well they should be. But they wanna get boys in there. No, but the girls is Girl Scouts. The boys isn't just boys.

So the girls have their own thing, but the boys have to mix. But the Girl Scouts about three, four years ago, four years ago, five years ago, were already dealing with boys wanting to be part of. They were challenged to have boys there. And then there were a bunch of women who are like, politicians and successful women said, I was a Girl Scout and it was really important for me. And it was really important to have boys there. And then there were a bunch of women who are like, you know, politicians and successful women said,

I was a Girl Scout and it was really important for me. And it was really important to have a place for just girls. And they were arguing against this because, you know, and now you'll see- I tell you what, fuck all this noise. I don't care, you know, they're dying away anyways. They're teaching kids to tie knots. Just keep making those delicious tagalongs

and I don't give a fuck what you're going to. You're a tagalong guy? Are you just about the cookies, dude? Yeah, why else would you be a girl scout? You learn how to be a good citizen. Nah I was in it, it was fucking boring. I was too, I was a wee blow, I was a cub scout and a wee blow. I was there for two weeks and I was like, oh I'm not learning how to fight like commando, I'm out of here.

Yeah. Kept tying knots and shit. I wanted a knife. Yeah me too, I wanted to kill my friends. Yeah that's right. Put some face paint on. It does say a quote from the organization that Girl Scouts has no plan to admit boys into the organization.

Hell yeah. And that research shows that a girl learns best in an all-girl, girl-led, girl-friendly environment. Oh, and boys don't? Yeah. I mean, come on. Do you keep making those Samoas? Now they changed the name of that.

You can't call them that anymore. You can't call them Samoas. Samoas? Now they changed the name of that. I can't even call them that anymore. You can't even call them Samoas. Samoas? No, they're not called that. They're called Caramel Delights. Fuck you. That's a Samoa. Why can't you call them Samoa? Cause the Samoans didn't like it.

Like there's like one chubby one who didn't like it. Cause there was one Samoan who was like. Oh, those are fire. The purple box. They never supply enough though, do they? Just two little rows of those. I was told that they do still make them, but they're in different parts of the country.

No, they make them here. We can get them here, but they're called Caramel Fresh. But you can sometimes get ones that still say Samoas. Do you know how old those are? Those cookies are fucking fire. They really are good. They're Caramel Delights. Nah, fuck you.

Those are Samoas. Tagalongs. And Tagalongs. You'll go through a whole package. Um, Oh, all day. I love them. You're not a thin mink guy?

I like thin mints. I like thin mints. I liked Samoas, Tagalongs. I was, I was coming out of a supermarket and these little cute little Girl Scouts were trying to sell. And I bought, I go, I'll buy. Sure. Give me whatever.

I, I got out of there at $52. give me whatever. I got it there at $52. Yeah. Yeah, the price is inflation, fuck you. What the fuck is going on here? Yeah, they're getting expensive. They're like $12 a box. And the little girl's looking at me, I'm like, all right, I'll guess I'll take three bags for $52.

I had a boss that would, and he was pretty high up in the company, I won't say the company. Anytime his daughter sold cookies, no joke, would walk from cubicle to cubicle with the box and just look at you. And you're like, well, I'll give you six bucks can I have a box? Like, can't you say no? No.

You know, he did all the selling for his daughter. That's the stuff that bugs me. Yes. Like, come on, bro. Oh, the boss did. That's where you're like. My boss would give her his kids. My daughter, she sold.

She went, like, now, she would knock on doors. Daddy was about 20 yards behind. I don't like that. Yeah, I'm like, you know, watching. Also, I hope she fucking sold. Who sells bad cookies? Like what kid is bad at, dude, I'm like, sales is not for you. If you can't sell tagalongs.

Yeah, cookies. And fucking Samoans. You want some cookies? Yeah. What about a lemonade stand? You guys see those kids with the lemonade stands? I don't trust it. Sales is not for you. If you can't set sell tag alongs. Yeah cookies and fucking some oh, yeah What about a lemonade stand you guys see those kids? I don't trust it. I don't know. So that's where you draw the line. I just don't trust it liquid liquid liquids weird Liquids, it's not bottled this day and age They'll pop up around my neighborhood in the summer, but I know the family they're nice They set up a little stand there so fucking cute and there's all that they put all that sugar in it I still don't trust those kids, man

Children will poison you who knows who knows what who knows what the fucks in them like that doctor poison that with a lot of kids poison You do I've seen it happen. Yeah Next one sure. Yeah, give us one more. So well Ryan Garcia So apparently the Vata testing for the first test with the you know, the nangel on metabolites I guess that one after they did further testing show that there's nothing it's not confirmed. That's good More plates more dates. Yeah, he did a deep dive on that good. He said that it's big that I got cleared Yeah, I mean what this is cuz that's the actual steroid steroid. Oh, yeah

Yeah, I mean what this is because that's the actual steroid steroid. Oh, yeah But there's still be samples there that that stuff to be tested I think May 22nd the way Garcia is dealing with it too. He seems almost innocent like he posted yesterday like steroids. Yay He's been crazy that or you know seemingly crazy for the last few couple months though So I don't know it's possible. He didn't do any of this correct Yeah, and plus the Austrian stuff we've we talked about this years ago when other fighters got tested. Sometimes in supplements, there'd be like traces, whatever, especially if it was a small trace amount. I got to run it through my body. We saw that.

We also talked about, remember like, remember we said that sometimes if, if people would, people buy a bunch of supplements and they find out that this one has osterine in it and they would take osterine so if they got caught they would just say oh it's in the supplements we talked about this a while ago and uh derek from more place more dates brought that up as well so i think fighters still do that good for ryan though yeah that's one thing that's huge because that's a steroid that's straight-up steroid. That's good So I wanted to show you guys this first of all the girl is Okay She's okay

It was a bad injury, but she's okay now, but since you guys have young kids I think everyone should know this so this is an elevator I'll just show you the video real quick. Moments were all caught on camera. Loni Garazios and her three kids were heading out for the day when five-year-old Zoe put her hand on the elevator door when the door opened and the door of the dark house sucked into the tiny space between the door and the elevator wall. I want you to see how fast this happens. So she just literally just put her hand on the door. She has a little hand though and goes just barely.

It's not she's not like putting her hand on the door. She has a little hand on goes just barely this Yeah, it's not she's not like I put your hand inside the track shit happens They tried for three minutes to get her free. A neighbor heard the commotion and handed them a bottle of lotion. And she put it on her arm and she opened it for you. There you go, sweetheart. Check out the injuries. No injuries?

No, there is definitely an injury. Oh. And was left with a large scar. It's pretty big and it's something that we deal with on a daily basis. She's okay though. Yeah she's fine. So they're suing obviously the elevator company and I think the hotel or apartment complex in New Jersey but I mean like literally she just just let free. Leaned her hand on it and just sucked her in.

You guys have kids. People have kids that watch a show. Just beware of that stuff. It's so simple. Don't let your kid touch Jesus Christ. Good, I'm glad you showed us that. Cool. This is so stupid. The guy that attacked Dave Chappelle at the Hollywood Bowl is suing the Hollywood Bowl. Well, he's just not all there. Who are the lawyers that take this? That's what I said. This is the statement they made. This is so ridiculous. If you guys can read it out because the audio listeners can't. That's what I said. This is the statement they made. This is so ridiculous. If you guys can read it out, because the audio listeners can't.

Instead of interviewing to protect Lee, the defendants allowed members of the comedian's entourage encouraged by the comedian to beat Lee. The complaint also said that a knife fell out of Lee's pocket well after the altercation. Oh, damn it. Where'd it go? Well after the altercation, yeah.

Yeah, they're basically saying that. He had a knife. We had a knife. And they said the knife fell out. What you want to do is do what I did to Brendan on that. It's so stupid. The complaint also said the knife fell out of his pocket well after the altercation went underway and that his presence did not justify the use of the force you've used.

That's so stupid. This is like I don't get when someone breaks into your house and hurts themselves how they can sue you. Like I don't get this kind of into your house and hurts themselves how they can sue you. Like, I don't get this kind of like, like you said, what lawyers take me? Imagine the lawyers that pick this shit up. Who's doing that? There's bad lawyers out there, they're like bottom level lawyers.

Hold on, keep going. John D. Evans, Lee's attorney argued that the Hollywood Bowl and unidentified dose security companies were aware of Chappelle's history of making offensive jokes that target the LGBTQ community, as well as his Presence for making discriminatory remarks but took no measures to prevent or mitigate the potential harm caused by such offensive material Are you out of your? Gonna say though he broke the laws by running on stage exactly this is all attacked him first who cares is nice dude Fuck this guy. fuck the lawyer.

It's just so dumb. Is that it, Chin? Sure, that could be. Yeah, that pisses me off. Damn, dude, come on. Yeah, dude, all the energy. Guys, I have great news. If you are anywhere in the Midwest,

I am at the Skyline Comedy Club in Appleton, Wisconsin. I think it's close to Green Bay. It's an hour away. Something like that, buddy. So if you're in the area and you want to laugh, you come see me. It's starting to percolate my set. And I'm excited.

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