The Fighter & The Kid - Did Bryan Callen bone his Cigar guy? | TFATK Ep. 1069

Episode Date: March 6, 2025

The boys talk Bryan's cigar obsession, the reality of moving to Texas so soon, Brendan's text message to Joe Rogan and Bryan about his gains, Bryan's fascination with James Harrison's body, current events around the world including Dana White and Turki Alalshikh creating a new boxing promotion, Billy Corgan addressing rumors that he's half brothers with Bill Burr, Oscar De La Hoya challenging Joe Rogan and Dana White to have him on a podcast together and much more! Progressive - https://www.progressive.com/ True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/fighter ! #trueclassicpod Magic Mind - http://magicmind.com/ JOYMODE - https://tryjoymode.com and enter code: Fighter at checkout for 20% OFF your first order or 30% OFF your subscription Transcend - https://transcendcompany.com/brendanSchaub

Yes, we did. Because we back at it again. It's the fighter and the kid. This is really the fighter and the kid. Come on, baby. Well, Brandon, I want to apologize to everybody if this podcast seems a little slow. I'm going to get pepped up.

But why are you slow? Well, daddy didn't sleep as much because I came home late. Now, why did I come home late? I had dinner, and then I went. A lot of it was work. And then my friend from Hollywood Smoke, Greg Shab it was work. And then I, my friend from Hollywood smoke, Greg Shabazzian said, bro, come on by. I come by and he has.

What time of night is this though? It's after I ate and it's around nine 30. By 10, right? Probably 10. By 10, 11. The problem is that my boy, Greg knows cigars like nobody's business and he's a purist and he's a maniac and I love that shit.

I geek out on a guy who's like, I'm going to light this with a cedar stick. You're going to smoke this cigar and he's going to show me the difference. But 10 o'clock at night? Yeah, yeah. I'd say, do you have a bag of cash? No, I know. I got problems. Do you have a bag of gold?

Hey, the way you're in the fish and trucks, I'm in the cigars now. I'm a cigar guy. The difference is even if a truck guy called me at night there at night I'd go, get me up tomorrow dude. I know but I'm nicotine. You're a night owl. I might be addicted and I'm a night owl and now I and and now and I know my my girls in bed my wife's in bed with the kids. Everyone's sleeping. So now I'm like I got some time on my hands. All I'm gonna do is drive by and pick up some cigar You know how that goes. I know that goes cuz he goes I got something special for you

Try this and I go oh no, and he probably likes he probably likes educating you on it. Yeah, and I love it I geek out on that what region why is this stronger? Why is this? Smoother why does this taste like honey? Well, how is this tobacco got a honey sweet taste? I'm like, come on, man. So how many did you smoke? I smoked two full ones. Yeah.

Were you lightheaded as fuck? Yeah, I was lightheaded, but now I have a headache. And your mouth does not smell good in the morning. And it's dry. You got that parrot sound. It's all bunched up. Yeah, oh god. And I may have had a couple of glasses of port.

Oh wow. And a glass of red. And I know better than that. You can't do that. And then did you fuck him there or was it? Dude, we're a couple of men talking like men. What a weird night. I know, but I love it. Red wine, cigars, just you and him late at night. Just he and I, cause everybody else leaves and he keeps it open for me cause I'm there. Hey, hey, he married too? and he keeps it open for me because I'm there. Hey, hey, he married too? Huh? Is he married too? No, no, he was. But more importantly, we're the same age,

couple men of similar age. Handsome fella? Handsome guy, handsome Armenian guy. And he's hitting me with the, and he's educating me on the difference. And now I'm like, this is great. And then he smelled good like cologne, I'm in his lap, the whole thing was weird.

No, I'm kidding. Big cock or no? Huh? Hey, come on, man. Don't turn this into a gay. It's not a gay porn. This is, these are two dudes, two men of a certain age enjoying a stick. I call it a stick now.

And I do this too. I was with my buddy. You'd love this. I'm so I'm in Miami and now I'm getting, I'm drinking, I'm smoking the Pedrone anniversary and I'm with Miami and now I'm getting, I'm drinking, I'm smoking the Pedrone anniversary. I'm with my buddy Jerry McFadden. Jerry and I go like this, I go, and I go, the flavor profile on this is really common.

And he goes, hey, as a guy who had his own locker in a cigar bar, if I hear you say flavor profile one more time, I gotta to get out of here. Yeah. I don't like that. I don't like that. Why don't you die right now? I was like, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah. But I love that subtlety. And even if there is no flavor profile, somebody says, do you taste that? I go, yeah. You're just straight cigar guy. The problem is my boy. It's always fun picking up hobbies though. It's fun picking up hobbies. I brought Rogan in there, and I brought my buddy Eric Weinstein.

And so now he pulls out the big guns for us. Oh yeah. And the problem is I looked at him and I go, you motherfucker. I go, you, cause he'll be like, that's for you. And I'm like, you, I know what you're doing to me.

Oh, he's saving his special for the- He's ruining me. Cause he goes, try this. And then he goes, try this. And then you gotta go back. And you're like, but I, now I need the stick. You're smoking peasant sticks. I now I need the $50 stick. I can't have the 20, $17.

Yeah. Well, I want to know about the 50. You'd be the same way. Promise. Once you show me the difference, I go, well, now I got to spend all this money on this kind of cigar because I can taste the difference. I know. Cause you guys do it during the day.

Is it only a late night thing? So, so I smoked a cigar. I smoked three cigars yesterday. It's a lot. Cause I smoked one after I, after lunch, I decided I was, you know, I got to write. I'm going to just smoke and get that nicotine.

Hopefully the nicotine doesn't help. There's other ways you can get nicotine though. I'm having a writer's book right now. You do what I do. I could do what you do and I, and I do, I do, but. But you'd rather get it smoking. It's more of an incident. I don't know. I just like, I like the, I like the whole thing. Like the procedure. They, yeah. I like the whole thing. I like cigarette smokers say they miss the whole tradition of it takes your time. I have

to sit there Yeah, I get it time to smoke so I get it and then you're talking, you know, it's a it's a very good Nick team's a very good conversation. I get it again Yeah, I think I'm surprised you never smoked cigars. I like cigars. You do. Yeah, I like cigars I just don't get it too into yeah, you can only get into certain stuff Yeah, you probably if you came to Hollywood smoke, I would never do that, Brian, but if you did and he showed you like he'd start different is yeah, it'd be fun. You'd be in some trouble because you might go, dude, it's tough. I

don't like my way, my hand smell, my clothes, and then I sure as fuck not going to smoke in one of my trucks. Like the disaster. Yeah. Yeah. But I get it. And then do you think you were smoking three because you're stressed about the Texas move? Because here's the thing about you and I, we don't really think about the details. Like yesterday my girl goes, oh, I talked to the moving truck. Oh, cool. You know, daddy's done all the heavy lifting with the finance parts. She goes, oh, I talked to the moving truck yesterday. I got four quotes.

I go, oh, cool. Let me know how it goes. She goes, what don't you want to know? I go, yeah, how much? She told me, I go, to move our stuff? She goes, oh yeah, and your fish tanks, they are like, you know, you have to drain them and the fish and then to do all that. It's about eight grand.

I went, oh. What, for everything you get the tech, she goes, no, just the fish tanks. She says, they're so big and they got to make sure they Don't break him it. Oh Looks like I'm not gonna have fish looks like I'm not gonna have fish I went you know for that much money I could build

Four times the size of the tank of this one. That's right and just leave this here. That's right You guys who buy give those fish fish tanks. I'll give those fish mouth-to-mouth Driving from here to Texas. Or you say to them, you know what, I'm going to leave you in this house. I'm going to leave you these fish. You get fish. You'd have to be a special owner because they're special fish and you have to stay on them. Now there might be somebody, but then my boy Brian, who helps me take care of the fish,

he has a giant pond and they would just be so free out there. Let them be free. Yeah. Because I'm the same way. But back with the moving, right? So when you said, let me ask you this. You know we have to fly out with the kids and they get interviewed for this. My wife is so good at this stuff,

so when the contracts come to sign, when I tell you I don't read word one of that, I just go, doonk, doonk, doonk, doonk, doonk. On the docu-side? That's it. I'm like, okay. And I haven't been, like the move, I just go do do do do do do do do the doc. So that's it. Okay, and I Haven't been like the move and not even a little bit. Have I been involved in that? No, I don't even know I'm not a details guy that way. No, I do the major stuff about the big numbers the major stuff

I'll do the house. I'm a very nice. What's my monthly? I'm gonna get into that. The neighborhood, schools are good. I'll do the baseball team. Check, check, check. Yes. And then the rest of it's like, oh. Like today you're like, when are we gonna start the studio? I'm like, oh, well we're looking for a studio now. So probably May.

Oh, interesting. Because I'll be there in two weeks. Yeah, I'm moving March 20th, so yeah. Oh yeah, we didn't even talk about this. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We always do. We gotta send Brian Johnson down. We didn't even talk about this. Yeah, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out We always do we got some Brian Johnson Oh chin ass go to set everything up like that's not a fast. No, we'll figure it out. Oh, we always do

Yeah Not worried about is do It's just a lot are you nervous about it chin, of course, but it's like since it's so fast It's like I don't have time to like, yeah, that's the best. And then you get there and it sinks in like, oh, wow. Yeah, we are. But me and Tiger go on walks and, uh, I brought up

taxi, it was just me and him and he always acts tough. Like I can't wait. And so I, we're walking, talking about just Brandon bullshit. And I go, you excited about techs buddy? He goes, I can't wait. Yeah, what's taking so long?

I go, yeah. And I said, you excited about TechSquad? He goes, oh, I can't wait. What's taking so long? Yeah. And I said, you're just excited? Nothing else? He goes, no, I just can't wait to get there. I go, cool, you want to know how I feel? He goes, yeah, I'm scared. He goes, you are?

Yeah, I'm scared, buddy. I'm leaving everything behind. You know, it's a big move. I'm scared. You're not scared? He goes, yeah, I'm pretty scared. I said, dude, it's all good, bud. I said, I know you're scared. I'm scared too, but it's going to be great.

It's going to work out. I said, what are you most scared of? He broke my heart. He goes, I'm scared of eating lunch by myself. I was like, fuck. Yeah, man, that stuff is. I said, but bud, think about it. Like your best friends, his best friends, Andy,

Luke, Dylan, these kids, I said, you didn't know them two years ago until you started playing baseball. You're going to, I'm going to set you said, you didn't know them two years ago till you started playing baseball. You're going to, I'm going to set you up out there. You're going to meet another great group of kids and they're still going to be your friends and we'll still see them, you know, but.

There's a whole group of people waiting for you. Yeah. That's what I told him. I said, I said, buddy, have I ever done anything that wasn't great in your best interest? I said, you think I would move your grandma, your grandpa, your mom, your sister, your brother, me, your Uncle Brian, the whole Uncle Chin, everybody,

move the whole studio, if it's not going to be for the better? He goes, no, I know, Dad, I know. I trust you. I'm like, I'm telling you, dude, the grass is green over there. But when he said eating lunch by himself, I'm like, fuck. Geez, dude. Because I can't control that. No, you can't control that. But what he said eating lunch by himself, I'm like, fuck. Geez, dude.

Because I can't control that. No, you can't control that. But what I told him, I said, buddy, first of all, you got some things going for you. You're the nice kid I know. You have too many friends. You're big and athletic. You're athletic shit.

You're also 105 pounds at nine. Nobody's going to pick on you. All right? No one's going to pick on you. They're not bigger in Texas. All right? You're gigantic. So you don't have to worry about that stuff, dude.

And in sports, sports is the equalizer. It's the great one. Like you're a stud. And boys, you throw a ball out there, and the boys, that's how they, that's how they. Oh dude, I dropped them. Now speaking of sports, I just want to read to everybody the text that Joe Rogan and I got this morning from you.

And it just came out of nowhere. I woke up and I went, oh, and this is what I got. This is Brendan texting Joe and I, Joe Rogan and I. Fellas, I'm so goddamn strong right now. It's a problem. I just did on Ben's 225, 25 times, two minute rest, then I did 315 five times two minute rest and 225 22 times that's insane insane that's insane strength insane did you videotape that no I should though

but I probably should do it so people can see bro but it's just weird setting the camera up you know on the stand you should because because I know you do that and I know you can do that and I know you have done that But I want any doubters to know and see because it's like well, alright because that's crazy No, that's I don't know and I don't that's combine shit. That's high-level. Oh, no The will what motivated me is Jay last night because the combines on right now it might have ended but we watch all of it I motivated me as Jay last night, cause the combine's on right now. It might've ended, but we watch all of it. I said, what's the, what's the highest numbers on 225 at tight end? Jay texts me and he's like, and these are the linebackers. I was like, I can beat all of those.

Jay's like, really? I'm like, yeah, probably twice. Like I bet I could do it within a set twice. That's why I did it. Two 25, 25, 22 times. 25. Then I rest. 25 times.

315. Five. So much. Do you know how much? That's 22 times. 25. Then I rest. 25 times. 315, five. So much. Do you know how much, that's so crazy. And then 315, five. And then, then I went back to 225, 22 times. And I continued with my workout. That is nuts.

And for his, my thing. And for what? To be the strongest baseball. Why do you think you're so strong? Is it cause you never working out but genetics and all that I know but like that's weird Yeah, and then I'm you know, yeah, you've never not worked out never not worked out like ever so The only time I'm I'm in must be yeah And the only time I took it off and I've been mentioned since fucking I don't know elementary But the only time I took off so I started when I did stand up

I'd like like eight to nine months where I just drank and did standup. So I took that time off, I hated myself. And I was like, I need to be my kid's superhero, and then I got back in the gym seriously. I got in peptides, TRT, and your boy's fuckin'. It's that TRT and peptides too, right? Stupid strong dude.

It's fuckin', it's retarded peptides too, right? It's stupid strong, dude. It's fucking, it's retarded. Transcend, right? Yeah. Transcend has to, uh, or was it Transcend slash Brendan Schaub? Do you get your blood test to see how thick it is? Oh yeah. Or your lipid levels and stuff.

That's important, right? I've been here too long. Oh yeah. I have to. Damn. And then you don't drink? Stupid. I don't drink.

Here's the, cause my girl was asking, cause I was in the mayor last night messing around in my undies. I like do karate at her, just fucking. Here's the, cause my girl was asking, cause I was in the mayor last night messing around in my undies. I like do karate at her, just fucking around, you know, just a terrible Charlie Brown case. She laughs her ass off and she goes, you're so big, right? Like you're jacked.

She was like, you're more jacked than anyone. When you, when I met you, you were fighting the UFC and I went, babe, I am stupid strong right now. And she's like, what do you, what do you think? It's all those shots. Take a for sure. That's helping. I said, but you know am stupid strong right now. And she's like, what do you, what do you think? It's all those shots. Take a for sure. That's helping. I said, but you know what it is?

The boy's been really strong. Yeah. But I said, you know what it is? I'm getting rest. I go to bed at nine a week at five. I have a routine. I'm eating good. I don't drink anymore.

Bad. Not drinking is really, really good. And also just happier overall. Like I was a knucklehead dude. I've been a knucklehead for a long time. So it's just like getting my life together. So when you ask me when we go to Austin, you'll be at the mothership all the time?

Probably not dude. Obviously I'm going to support you when you're there. When you're there, I'm there. But as far as like when you're doing your weekends or whatever, and then if Rogan's there, I'll go say what's up to the boys. But as far as like right my life so different now Yeah, and in the best way in the best place. I eat healthy. I

Rarely rarely carbs. Well, you're all very rare Example for my kids and then why do every morning I get home I take off my shirt and they wake up to me going What's up boys? What you been doing and I tell them everything I did in the gym every morning. What's up dudes? That's how they wake up. So awesome. Yeah What you been doing? And I tell them everything I did in the gym every morning. What's up dudes. That's how they wake up. So awesome. Yeah. So, so then you know, tiger and bossy. How long is your workout?

Not long. That's the thing. Not long. I do the meat and potatoes. The longest thing I do is I run two miles right now. My knees a little wonky, but I run two miles every morning on the treadmill. And I go do either deadlift bench and pull ups or the combination over and over, over andlift, bench and pull-ups or a combination.

And you do the same thing over and over? Over and over. Really? Over and over. And I'll mix in some like shoulders, like flies or something, you know? But you believe in just doing those compound basic lifts. Yep. Every other day?

Or sometimes back to back. If I know like Thursday and Friday I'll be at the shop working on trucks, I'll make sure Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, it's those three same things. So you'll give your body, your chest a rest a day or so after that workout. No, I could go tomorrow and do the same thing. Really? You're recovering quickly. Yeah, and that's the peptides and TRT.

That's the advantage. Wow. But because I like to run, my knees wonky because I'm so big. Yeah. Yeah. I just need some fucking STEM work in there, some PRP or some shit. Amazing. That's crazy.

Well, I think you can shoot that BBC 157 in your knee, right? Or no? Yeah. BBC, what is it? BBC 157. Yeah, right now. Yeah BBC 157 Yeah, I shoot that every day I'm just the strongest baseball dad in the land You know we got a test tablet or he's supposed to shoot it. Nah, I shoot it like a man. Yeah, you don't

You don't take BBC 157 tablets and drive testos man. That's just gay. You don't you don't want to take BBC 157 tablets and drive Teslas, man. That's just gay. You don't do that. Wow. Yeah, unless Thor or my boy Hooper start coaching their kids in baseball, probably the strongest baseball dad in all the land. Probably. Even when I go to Texas. Yeah.

And there's some big boys out there, but. Yeah, he's a strong boy. He's strong. He's a different strong. Unless James Harrison has a kid playing baseball. A lot of guys are heavy, but they're not now James Harrison You have your hands full. Yeah, you said Chattos. You're saying going James Harrison. I saw James Harrison in the airport He's thick he's just built Different different like there's just look at him. He's just literally

Different he's on the same stuff. I am though. You know that, right? You got busted. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure. Yeah.

But my Lord, that's also ridiculous. It's just a ridiculous body. Undrafted too. Really? Freak. Undrafted. Yeah. That's the, that's in many ways, probably the strongest, fastest ratio of a man.

You get, you don't get, you don't get tougher and stronger and. Yeah. Built for football. Yeah. That's just ridiculous. But he's just got a warriors mentality. No, it's tough as they come. Couldn't play in today's league.

Why? You get a flag every play. Yeah. He's just too rough. No, he played when it was real football. Yeah. Real deal. Holy field.

I love it. I love it. Very happy with it. You can take him off, Brian won't get to it. He's like a beautiful black man. He can't move on. He's very, very happy with his body. Let's take a little break. I got to ask you a question. Yeah, man. Insurance. And I just, the thing is, I, you know, I spending a lot of money right now and I need something like a name, price, tool.

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That's what it's designed for, right? Yes. Because it made me sick. I'm like, why can't they get on the same page? No. You want government to move at a glacial pace. This is what people don't understand about our great republic.

When you see people saying shit you disagree with, when you see people in government who are on the other side of the president, who are sitting on their hands, who are being, you know, just generally, uh, pissy, you know that we, the, the, the magic of America is you're allowed to give your leader the finger. That's the magic of America. And we can never lose. How crazy, like the whole left side, you're like, look your leader the finger. That's the magic of America and we can never How crazy like the whole left side like look at all these And how about the women all the pink shirts and the pussy hats it's like you guys all voted against

Transgender in sports. Yeah, that doesn't protect women. That's not women's rights It's the exact opposite but all good Let. Let everybody speak their mind and freak out. And you just, you know, and by the way, Trump's with his tariffs. That's a big gamble. Let's see. I hope it works out. He's taking gambles.

There's a lot of shit going on where it's like, all right, let's see what happens. There's a lot of shit going on. But I know our country is doing well when I have plenty of people I disagree with speaking their mind and I want them to keep doing that. Did you watch it? Yeah. Yeah, it was great. Very funny.

Yeah. Nobody knows where Lesotho, nobody knows where that is. But in fact, it is actually a country of 2 million people, but it's right in South Africa, but it's hilarious. I'm sorry. He's funny. He makes me laugh. He's crushing it. He's also just doing, like what he's doing is not polarizing. That's how crazy times have got. When he says there's only two genders, everyone freaks out. How's that even news? Yeah.

How's that a talking point? Where he's like, we got rid of the DI stuff, we're only hiring the best for the jobs, especially traffic controllers. People are like, oh, this is ridiculous. How have we gone so far that other direction where him saying those people with those jobs, you're gonna be the best at it, no matter what race. How's that polarizing?

That's how wild things have gotten. The idea is that they're- People are like, oh, he's racist. No, no, no, no. No, he's not saying only white guys. He's saying black, white, Asian, whoever the fuck is, female, male, whoever's the best at their job gets the job. Yes. We believe in a meritocracy I'm gonna have myself I heard Trump drink a bunch of magic mine

I've heard there's some rumors, but I'm gonna have myself a shot of magic mine to increase my mental clarity to increase my sense Of flow, you know what I'm saying? I want to give myself this decree I don't have any stress right now because I practice meditation now, but this aids anyone was meditation guys Yeah, now I wanted a coffee. You got it. You got a movement coach coffee in time. So I want this I might have to I Should oh you don't like our coffee here Those pods those pods are really bad for the environment When you tell me you get a lot of chemicals, I was like, I'm not doing that. I'm having another one. I don't care.

I've had four today. You had four? Yeah. Yeah. I'm having another one. Let's see what happens. Give Donnie one. Donnie, Donnie.

He turns into a 30. I like this because it has matcha, which is, I guess, the highest in antioxidants of anything. It tastes nice. Yeah. It's a sleep point too, right? What's that? Yeah. But we don't want to go to sleep right now. As much as I guess the highest in antioxidants of anything tastes nice. Yeah One two, right? What's that? Yes, we don't want to go to sleep. I know not today. I'm saying but there's also I'll take they sleepy time one tonight Yeah, that guy Michael Johnson You're talking about the Sprinter. No, Michael Johnson is the guy who's trying to live forever. Oh yeah, it's weird. He said the most powerful drug on the planet for

you, the best thing is sleep. Nothing compares to that. Yeah. If you can get your sleep. Boost your HGH, everything, testosterone. Yeah, if you're not getting sleep. It's weird to want to live forever. Trying to live good, good luck with that.

See, that's the Michael Johnson I know. Yeah, the Sprinter. Yeah, badass. Badass. Good luck with that. See, that's the Michael Johnson I know. Yeah. The sprinter. Yeah. Badass. Badass. His, his Johnson would come in before he did.

Yeah. Yeah. I love people trying to live forever. That cracks me up. Oh, it's so wild. Okay. He looks a weird looking dude too, yeah. Oh yeah, he's very strange.

I guess he's super healthy though. How old is that guy, 45 or something? Are you sure it's Johnson? Yeah, I think so. Is his name Michael Johnson? I don't think it's Michael Johnson. I'm gonna say it is. Do Michael live for, just put Michael live forever.

I did and they showed Michael Jackson. Yeah. Yeah, he definitely lived forever, dude. This is the guy right here on Meg and Kelly, but let's see. That's Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson. There you go. Look at his face. Look at his face. This is great. That's his face. Okay. Now he's had things tightened up. I can promise you. Yeah. And he doesn't, he's the guy I don't believe in son and shit. Oh, your name too, Brian,

the way he's spelled. Yeah. With believe in sun and shit. Oh, your name too, right? The way he spelled with a Y. Entrepreneur and venture capitalist. He is his thing goes, I'm aging slower than anyone in the world. Number one, the fierce competition among. Well, I don't know if that's good, dude. Let's see his Instagram. He doesn't eat nine hours before he goes to sleep.

He's with Paris Hilton.. He's with Paris Hilton. He would be with Paris Hilton. I think I was invited to that dinner. He looks very strange. He likes men. Yeah. Nothing that matters. He's got a son.

Yeah. Says Elton John. Um, there's a lot of guys with kids. If Jesus were alive, he would not be serving french fries, that's for sure. Oh yeah, that guy sucks cops. Oh yeah, yeah.

Apparently semen makes you live longer. Alright, what do we have here? These guys are only open 6 days a week because they're closed for the Sabbath. Let's be sober for a minute. There's nothing virtuous in this at all. Future humans are going to look back at you and say, those primitive ate this shit. How dumb were they? Don't be dumb. This is just pure insanity. Straight sugar. I don't even know what this is. This is just confusing. So try it. I love these

guys though. Yeah, I love these guys. So, um guys. So let me just say that he, where is he originally from? Mars. Because he's got, do you hear it? Is there an accent in there? There's some weird. It's a gay list, bud. Yeah, it's WeHo. There is something going on.

He's an American. Is he from WeHo? All right. Let's see. Oh, for Provo, Utah. OK, all right. Yeah, interesting. All right, so he's a for Provo, Utah. Okay, all right. Yeah, interesting. All right, so he's a very strange guy, man.

He's one of those weird dudes who probably is super, super smart and knows how to, he's on the spectrum, right? A little bit on the spectrum. I just think he's gay, Brian. I don't think he's gay, but I think he's- You don't think so? No, no, I think he's got, no, I think he- Oh, no, you're not obsessed with your body at night.

Well, he's a narcissist. He's in love with himself. I mean, he's also trying to see if he can figure out the secrets to health. I kind of appreciate that because he's using his own body for it, you know, in that sense. Well, for attention. Well, I think he's genuinely interested.

It's a way to get attention, too. No, but he's genuinely interested in cracking the health code so he this is him in 2015 he looks like a normal he looks better he looks way better but actually he still doesn't look as he doesn't look older now right well he just looks weird now he looks like he's had a lot of work yeah he's had some stuff tightened up and he's very white every yeah you that's why i'm saying though like people that want uh, make sure their skin doesn't age. They stay out of the sun. He's a very, yeah. He looks like he's sick. All that. He might have makeup on. Yeah. And his hair is also fake. Yeah. It's some, some weird. Yeah. He just wants to stay young forever. And I'm famous. Like Ray Kurzweil has been trying to do this and he's a brilliant guy. But what is that now?'s my bag go back go back to that here's my bag plasma plasma. Eww. Ah yeah this guy goes you look young but is your body strong? I'd say he's probably not

very strong. I can almost guarantee he's not strong. Oh man that is crazy. Oh my God. You got to read it for the audio listeners. So he says, here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it? And Tim holding a big bag of plasma. This dude, that is so creepy to me. That is so fucked up. That is disgusting.

That's his bag. I mean, I'll be honest. He looks terrible. He looks so. That's his bag of plasma. I mean, I'll be honest here. He looks terrible. He looks so fake. He looks like a wax sculpture. There's just something off. There's just something off about it. I can't tell exactly what it is.

He wears all this measurement stuff on his body. He looks terrible. Sleep is like his job. No, let me know what he's doing. I'll do the opposite. He looks awful. Get that off because I can't look at his plasma. Fuck.

Okay. All right. Fine. Yeah. I don't look at his plasma. Fuck. OK. All right, fine. Yeah, I don't know. All right, well. Also, you know how his movie ends, yeah? He dies. Yeah.

Oh, you guys are buying this? Oh, no. I'll tell you how his movie ends. He might live to 90. And also, I don't know what fun he has in his life. Talk about missing the point, but yeah. No, it's a good way for me to get attention. What else do you do? This is a good way to get attention. Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. There's what? Not that one. That's his body. It's a little American psychoish, right? It's a little bit 100%. Yes. Oh, he's about as fun as a bunch of limp dicks to hang out with that back. That's

Him pulling on something He has just something ain't isn't he spends two million dollars to get an 18 year old's body Yeah, he's a good shit I think we should get him on the podcast. I I mean, he's a good shit. I don't know man. I think we should get him on the podcast. I have no interest in talking to him.

He lives in Venice. I have no interest. I'd like to know what he, what he's come, what the conclusions he's come to, you know, I would got skincare routine, dude, I'm all about it. Let's get involved. Let's live, dude. Look, you're in the health.

Nah, I'm into. Zero fat on his body. I'm into the ops and whatever he's into. He's into zero fat on his body. I'm into the ops and whatever he's into. He's so zero fat on his body. See what he eats. You're not interested in that at all. You're not interested in looking at what he's not, what he's discovered. When I say I don't give a flying fuck.

But he might've discovered stuff like, you know, like diet. Maybe he believes in sleep and sunshine. You mean eating healthy. All right. So he consumes 2,500 calories a day. Plant-basedin' healthy? All right, so. Well, no. He consumes $2,500 a day. Who's on the guys? Plant-based, all right, I've heard enough.

Probably fruits, vegetables, legumes and nuts, hold on. I need to start doing more of that. Nutrient-dense foods. Broccoli, cauliflower, lentils, spinach, kale. No, that's why he's- Berries, apples, bananas, harvests. That's why he's built like that, because he's vegan. Almonds, almonds, black seeds, You can always tell

a vegan body. Black seeds and chia, flaxseeds, chia seeds, pea protein, hemp protein. Okay. So. Reducing inflammation and improving insulin sensitivity, protecting cells from oxidative stress. I mean, there's no, like, no three cigars a day and a bunch of Thai chicken. But you want to get a good meal, right?

Yeah. I mean, I there's no there's no like no three cigars a day and a bunch of Thai chicken But you want to go through life not smoking cigars and no and I like meat I like steak Yeah, I have no interest in talking that guy He's gonna look like he's gonna be one of those guys. Everybody's 100 trying to be no. He's gonna look like, he's gonna be one of those guys who's 100 trying to be. No, he's gonna look like Wayne Newton. Bring up Wayne Newton, that's a great fucking, that is a great example. He's gonna look like a thin Wayne Newton.

Take a look at Wayne, just say Wayne Newton now. Yeah, there you go. Today. Oh, there he is. You're telling me that's not that dude in 30 years? Oh, he looks great, Wayne. Wayne, you look great. Look at that guy.

Look at him. What a mess. Oh Jesus, dude. Oh God, what a disaster. Can you imagine? Look at how tight his face is. What happened to him? Look at him over there.

Bring him up there. Look at, look at how ghostly he looks. Far left? Yeah. Oh, down, down. Oh my God. Oh my Lord. People that do that work. How's that going, bud?

How's that? How's that? How's that vanity working out for you? Can you, like, what exactly happened? You got a facelift? They filled your face. Where did they change the face? No, so you get a facelift, you get Botox.

And they shoot you full of filler. So you're. So that loose skin, they got to fill up. So that's why they usually have those weird like- That's why Simon Cowell, by the way, have you seen that guy? It's the same thing. Let's see him younger.

Poor guy. So that's how he looked. That's kind of like close to- Yeah, one eye is still smaller than the other. Anyway- Sniper eye. Yeah, you got the old sniper eye. I mean, it looks similar.

It's just, I can't tell monkey's paw Yeah, just you were going down that route Beware do what if Wayne you had nothing done? He's like, hey you piece of shit I'm just swollen. I haven't touched a fucking looks like a vampire there be old bro. You don't look good Still performing though still doing it. Well as long as he's still performing. It's all good Yeah, the facelift is the thing now Still performing though, still doing it. Well, as long as he's still performing, it's all good. Yeah. The facelift is the thing now. Huh?

They have to take your face off. Do you know that women know men? When you get a facelift, you guys look great. You guys look great. Can we, can we shut that eye? Can we just wear an eye patch? Because I mean, he's starting to look like half face. Now, um, can we, uh, yeah, they have to take your face off. They cut your face like this.

Yep. Like all the way around like this. They take it off and they, you know, they pull it back because we've got to separate the muscle from the skin. It's good stuff. Oh, that's good time. Think about when you wake up from surgery. You get your face to separate and then it'll kind of like re, it's unbelievable. It's un-fucking-real. And then they usually tuck the scar right back here? Yeah, right there.

I think there's several actors. Oh, of course. Brad Pitt apparently has had two. Yeah, they're in the business. Bradley Cooper. It's interesting. I'd like to see that. I'm going to see if, but who else?

Would you ever get that done chin? No, I hope not yeah go back see I don't want to get into it but I knew this was real It's just here the poem my friends is an actual very famous plastered and said that you do. Well, he's lying, right? The reason he told me that is because he was during the Black Lives Riot marches, he had a guy's face off. When I say off, they cut all the way around and I guess with women they don't. I think that's a special kind.

In general, they don't. I know a guy who had one. The cut's here. They access it all through here. And that's why you can always, they have a little scar here. You can always tell on the ears. It's, it's weird. Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah there it is. Makes an incision around the hairline in front of the ear and behind

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And with the president or the, the main guy from WWE as well. Nick Khan. I used to work with Nick Khan. He was at CA forever. Yeah. He was Tim Tebow's agent. He's a beast. I love Nick. I don't know if this is a good thing. I think this and Dana has been talking about getting him boxing. Remember Zufa boxing the shitty war for eight years. He's been talking about for eight years And now he has the funding of these guys for the UFC. It's no risk. It sounds like TKO is just gonna be like the They're gonna do all the production everything behind it

They'll also it's like they all these guys like Bob Aram and those guys They tell him to fuck off now. You see great fights with people who should be fighting, right? Yeah, it's a tough one. But also, I think Dana's getting involved because obviously the biggest thing in boxing or one of the biggest things are former UFC fighters or the influencers like Jake Paul, you know, Canelo, Conor, like all that weird circus shit that people, you know, watch, you know, Dana doesn't like it that, you know, Woodley is fighting Jake Paul and he's making the most money ever.

Or when Connor fought Floyd, they only got a certain percentage. Well, now they're going to control it. So when we talk about Alex Pierre fighting, um, you know, a heavyweight boxer, who's sick now Dana's like, cool. Yeah, he can do it. Cause we own the UFC

We have own per box and promotion now. So now instead of taking whatever our cut is 20% now we're gonna take a huge cut That's great. It's smart. It isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't you mean you're afraid of the monopoly of it all You kidding me? Yeah in boxing the all the acts in boxing. What are you gonna do now? You know, so it sets them up for some litigation down the road, but. Yeah. But you know, boxing has been a nightmare. It's been dying, you know?

So maybe Dana can give it a fucking the jolt that it needs. Yep. Cause he's the best promoter of all time in combat sports history. So I think he'll add value for sure to boxing. And you have the funding of the Saudi unlimited Scrooge McDuck bucks.

So they're just going to be crazy. So yeah, it is and it isn't. And then the owner of TKO, one of the head guys was saying how they're going to do more international fights, which that kind of sucks. You know, this guy, Turkey Alashik knows what he's doing. Does he, or does he just have money? No, I think it takes more than that.

Oh, I don't. I think it takes like just his ability to kind of like, I don't know, it's, it's, it's just a lot of, it's a lot of details and it's a lot of organizational, you know, I don't know. It's, it's, it's, it's new, you know, Saudi Arabia making, Arabia making waves and this is just the beginning. They're gonna use all that money to be real players in a lot of things. They're already doing it, yeah, in sports they're doing it.

It's good and bad, it's a double edged sword because also the fight culture's not there. So the live crowd and stuff, nobody's there. They don't care. It's good because it's not taking place here anymore in the Mecca where fans give a fuck. So now you can more international fights. So it's out of our time zones now.

And then instead of building up the American fighters, they're building up everybody, not American. That ain't good. Cause they, I think what's happened if they've maximized their growth here in America, there's nothing more they can do. So now it's all international. Their number one goal is international now.

And then we see the TV right deals, it's gonna be all over, man. It's gonna be like the NFL. How the NFL's on Amazon, NBC, Netflix. The UFC's gonna be like that. You're gonna get some fight nights at Netflix You're gonna get pay-per-view who knows on ESPN plus Other fight nights on Amazon. I don't give a fuck

I'll keep I can keep up with it and I'll watch The prelims like they if you remember they used to have prelims on like fuel TV Then they used to have the main prelims on Fox then the the rest on paper. You have to do three different things. I don't care. But a lot of majority of the fan base does care. And then I can follow. Just saying, I don't know. I don't know.

Looking forward to it. Okay. This is completely different. I mean, the goods thing is in box and the problem has been like with Floyd and Manny, that fight came to 10 years too late because they only put up the money. Now this, Alashik's like, no, I want to see it.

Here's $50 million each and the guys are doing it. So they're risking more because in box and remember you, you want to get the fights you want to see cause they weren't going to make enough money. Well, now that. Is Crawford Canelo still a thing? It's still a thing, but Canelo is going to fight somebody else first and then they're

gonna do that. And that next person is not David Benavides. No. No, Benavides Kennell is not happening. William Skull, yeah. Do you see Oscar De La Hoya challenge Rogan? No. Yeah, he goes, I challenge you to have me on your podcast. Be your biggest numbers ever. I had Chin pause the video. I'm like, well, that's not real. He's not going to beat Elon's numbers.

But then Oscar keeps going and goes, you be the mediator. It'd be me and Dana White. We'll hash it out live on air. I'm like, well, that'll do numbers. Because he and Dana White. Hate each other, despise each other. Why? Always has, they've never got.

Well, I mean, Canelo, the way he talks about Oscar LeHoyer is unbelievable. Canelo? Canelo hates. Yeah, yeah. Right? But Oscar has a good point. But Oscar actually challenging Dana,

cause I would imagine Dana Dana I would destroy him You know if they're not when it comes to boxing well, I mean like you know arguing whatever When it comes a boxing business I don't know it'd be great to see though sure it'd be awesome crazy numbers Yeah, and Oscar was like I know Dana's your friend Rogan so you won't have me on tried to get on several times. He's like, but I thought you didn't work for anybody. I thought you were the boss. He's like, so you make the call, have me on and Dana on you be the most good.

Delahue was one of the great boxers of all time. Oh, of course. You know, no, that special dude. Yeah. Savage. But he could take a lot of shit. I don't get the hate for him. I really don't.

I will get remembered that the kids now, the box community now has all they see him as the stockings and the fake abs. Like they didn't see his golden boy. They didn't see him. Yeah. No, so it's not their fault. Right. You know?

But I just thought, why does Canelo hates him so much? He's a promoter. So he thinks he's stealing money from the promoters. Don't get me wrong All any promoters a scumbag. They're all sleazy as fuck. They're gonna get their money and take advantage of the fighters He's not the exception Dana's not the exception Yeah, it's not the exception is still being sleazy or he being a businessman and you know, what are the margins there? You know how much is Golden Boy Productions making We don't know. A ton. Yeah. A ton. They've been around a long time.

But guy Canelo is just like, I literally. Hates him. That would have been a great fight back in the day if you get in a time machine. All right. I think he's a little smaller though. Delahoye has, man, Delahoye has fought at 47, right?

Yeah, you're talking about two different generations with you. Yeah. But Canelo and Dana or, uh, Oscar and Dana on Rogan take my money. I'd fucking watch that all day. I'm watching that without a, without a doubt. Yeah.

And I don't think Dana would get too lippy with them. Oscar, fuck you up. Don't get it twisted. Yeah. He'll fight you right now. Yeah. You'd be a problem. Yeah.

Well, that's the other thing. Yeah. Don't, don't, you know, that right now. Yeah. He'll be a problem. Yeah. Well, that's the other thing. Yeah. Don't, don't, you know, that's right. Yeah. As far as promoter goes, I mean, Dana's the best. You see Joran Davis, he's so great. He goes, I'm better than all these guys, even Floyd in his prime.

Then he goes, well, I take that back. Did he? Yeah. He's so great. Yeah. Yeah. If you can find that. And then I'm better than my skill sets, better than all these guys, man. Even Floyd, You know, this is the thing. And he goes, well. I take that back.

I take that back. That's so funny. I'm better than him now. Yeah. I'm not worrying about nobody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it. I'm not worried about anybody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it.

I'm not worried about anybody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it. I'm not worried about anybody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it. I'm not worried about anybody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it. I'm not worried about anybody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it.

I'm not worried about anybody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it. I'm not worried about anybody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it. I'm not worried about anybody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can do it. I'm not worried about nobody else because I know skill for skill, none of these guys can mess with me. Nobody. I feel like my skills are way better than Floyd. How's it going, everyone?

Ah, damn it. See if you can... It's so funny when he does it. Skill for skill, none of these guys can Can mess with me like nobody like I feel like my skills is way better than like Floyd Like if I'm on my game well, I Take that back

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Okay, next event. Okay. Next event. Javante is super talented. Yup. He's amazing. Have you guys watched this Billy Corgan? Yeah. Is this the, I think there's some truth to this. There's not, there's not. Hold on. There's not. But that's why this is interesting. So I wish I had watched the entire thing, but I watched this like highlights.

So Billy Corgan. I watched the whole thing. Okay. Perfect. Then you can, you can explain. Go ahead. So Billy Corgan said that, I watched the whole thing. I watched the entire thing, but I watched just like highlights. So Billy Corgan, I watched the whole thing. Okay. Perfect. Then you can, you can explain. Go ahead. But so Billy Corgan said that his mother, this is during a Howie Mandel podcast. Right? So Billy Corgan said that this happened even before then how, how, how we Mandel go for a burn on when, when, or brought Bilbo on his show show, then surprising Billy Corgan goes, this your long

lost brother kind of a shitty move to do. I don't know why just that got your stuff. But, um, so Billy Corgan's dad, they think slept with like a thousand women and said, you have a half brother and, but wouldn't tell them the name. And so Billy's like, well, Burr looks just like my dad and he's a master communicator. I'm a master communicator. So Rogan was like, well, Burr looks just like my dad and he's a master communicator.

I'm a master communicator. So Rogan's like, well, did you guys do an A test? He's like, no, we haven't. But there's nothing there. It's not real. And that's why Bill- So were they joking? Were they trolling us, Bill Burr?

No, no. But that's why it's interesting because that's why he asked Bill and Bill was like, what the fuck? It seems like they're kind of doing a bit, but it's like when Billy Corgan went on Rogan's podcast. It's like he's like he said he got out of hand I get picked up it got out of hand and then when they brought bill burr like And Billy Corgan says I dude bill burr looks just like his dad. His mother told him he had like, you know He sired like he said a thousand no. No, he sired, like he said, a thousand.

No, no, he sired a bunch of women. No, and the dad died. Yeah. So, hey, here's my thing. Do they look alike or they just bald? They look alike. I don't think they look anything alike. Hold on, let me pull up Bill Burr.

Not at all. Oh, I do. They look alike. But, you know, it's interesting that it could be possible. I think if they both had hair... They could easily be brothers. You know? God damn it.

But anyway, yeah, so that's... I kind of feel like they kind of look alike. I mean, now I'm looking at them, it's like, you know... I don't know if this is like messed with either. The two white guys are a ball. It's like, you know, I don't know if this is like messed with either this It's a white guys were bald That's definitely what I've read here Yeah, but when Corgan says like he looks just like my dad not not like me. He looks like my dad then I'm like, um Well type it type in a picture of Billy Corgan's dad

There's no truth to it. They haven't done a DNA. I doubt there's a picture and the chances are this isn't real. And also it's kind of boring, right? It doesn't matter. It's just random memes and stuff. Oh, is that it? No. Senior Billy Corgan, senior there is, oh, that looks like bill birth. No.

So, yeah, I don't know. It doesn't look like anybody. No, it just keeps the narrative going. this as well. Is this it? I Don't know That might be like so I get half brother, but I mean like so they're just doing this bit together It's not a bit. It's not a bit. So he's not playing the game. It's fun to talk about but it's not real It's not his brother. I Okay But it's not real. It's not his brother. I. Okay.

So I. If they want to solve it though, they like Rogan was trying to do a DNA test. It'd solve everything. He said he would fund it too and all that. 200 bucks. He goes, how much is it Jamie? He goes 200 bucks.

He goes, I'll pay for that. I would too. I would too. Okay. So this is kind of like, like big news in the entertainment world, Billy Millie Bobby Brown is getting upset at different people in the entertainment industry for writing articles about her, her, her looks, basically the girl from

she's aging. And she's saying, cause everyone wants to be the girl from season one of stranger things, which was 10 years ago. So I'll just play the video that she put out. And I think, cause she is young. It's like, she's 27 years old. So I'll just play the video that she put out. And I think, cause she is young.

It's like, she's 20 something now. I want to take a moment to address something that I think is bigger than just me. She's a pretty lady. It affects every young woman who grows up under public scrutiny. I think this is very necessary to talk about. I started in the industry when I was 10 years old.

I grew up in front of the world and for some reason people can't seem to grow up with me. Instead, they act like I'm supposed to stay frozen in time, like I should still look the way I did on Stranger Things Season 1. And because I don't, I'm now a target. I want to talk about some of the articles that have recently released while I'm on my press tour and some of the writers who are so desperate to tear young women down. One article reads, Why are Gen Zers like Millie Bobby Brown aging so badly?

written by Lydia Hawkin. What has Millie Bobby Brown done to her face? Written by John Eli. Millie Bobby Brown mistaken for someone's mama, she guides younger sister Ava through LA. Written by Cassie Carpenter. Another article reads, Little Britain's Matt Lucas takes savage swipe at Millie Bobby Brown's new mommy makeover look.

Written by Bethann Edwards. Women, women really helpful to each other. What's up? Women are super supportive of each other. That's what she's saying. Yeah, it's great. I got that women were going to stick together. Right.

Where's all this? Yeah. Where's that? Yeah. Yeah, go on. Keep going. Rather than questioning why a grown man is mocking a young woman's appearance. This isn't journalism.

This is bullying. The fact that adult writers are spending their time dissecting my face, my body, my choices is disturbing. And the fact that some of these articles are written by women makes it even worse. We always talk about supporting and uplifting young women, but when it comes down to it, it seems a lot easier to just tear them down for clicks disillusioned people can't handle seeing a girl become a woman on her terms not their own i refuse to apologize for growing up i refuse to make myself smaller to fit the unrealistic

expectations of people who can't handle seeing a girl become a woman yeah I don't think she's gorgeous I don't know how I look yeah but they do they shame all these queeny shit heads all these they're all ugly women they all suck and the guys bitch you're writing about a young girl

that's your job to criticize a young actress what kind of cuck shit is this? My buddy was um, my buddy was at the Oscars the party. He's a famous actor You know him and he was like, um, because I saw 50 dudes in full regalia dresses with women holding their dresses They were walking and people going you look amazing. Thank you so much. It's like this bullshit Like you're doing this for fucking it's only in Hollywood though. It's so fucking weird the rest of the country's like get the fuck out of here Yeah, bring up bring up men at the Oscars dressed in women's clothing

Anything else I mean, it's like a fashion parade dude. You're like what is going on? The wear and all kinds of stuff. You're like, yay. Wow. And we got to get, and we got to pretend it's normal and it's all good. It's great. It's great. Love it.

Love it. I'm just going to do images here. Yes, sure. They're not showing it. Yeah, they're not showing it. Oh, there we go. Where? There's one.

There's that. I mean, that's an old one. No, he's been doing that. That's all good. Yeah. But anyway, I don't know if there's 50 men. Your friend exaggerated. That's fine.

Literally he was like, what in the fuck? He might've been at a gay party though. After a party. Cause the chance of having 50 of them all together, that's not real, is it? He was wearing ass chaps too. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, man, that was wild.

Wow. That's interesting. All right. Well, maybe I'm wrong. It wasn't 50. There's always like one or two outliers, but 50 that you exaggerate. You know, I appreciate it. Yeah. But I don't appreciate that you regurgitate on here. My friend will exaggerate. Yeah, we all do. Yeah. But he, you know, that one's tough. I wasn't 50. Was it? There was one I bet. And you know what? I bet he didn't see see him remember the story about the great white that put the surfer In his mouth to his waist. Yes, spit him out. I was all fake. I read that. Yeah, that probably wasn't true either. Yeah Yeah, that's a fiction. It's a fiction Okay Sinaz shout out to her. She gave me some current events as well. She can't be here today

But this is one of them that I thought was very fascinating this is on world star so some woman went to her grandma's house and found this card and if you guys can read it out for the fans here so the card says dr den expert playing and fancy fucking evenings by appointment only cut rate to a party of six or more satisfaction with one one hard on. And then you could see more. What other specialty? Here we go. Plane insertion, 20 bucks with caresses, 27.

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French kissing with the mouth, $2.75. French tickler, $3.00. Finger diddle, Vaseline if needed is $1.25. Titty chewing. That is amazing. womb stretch Jesus dude the doggy style is 22 bucks and then he'll bark for you and yelp wait you have to do the barking yelp when he's probably expensive or the woman's down and he's doing the barking yelpelp. I think he has to do the bark. That's a $3 surcharge. That's a lot.

Uh, but she found this at her grandma's house. That means grandma's headed in there. Good. And was that, was it things like that? The side of muff dive, please. And thank you. And muff dive back there. Remember women didn't groom down there. So it's a fucking, you were down in the weeds, in the weeds, in the weeds, in the

weeds, in the Jumanji weeds Yeah, you basically you basically tiger in the tall grass. You understand in the Jumanji weeds Tiger in tall grass Grandma was a freak grandma's a freak. I'd hate to find appreciate that. Yeah, hopefully she was young. Hopefully she was in her 40s. Oh She's right 21 doing her Jacqueline exercises on TV. I'm getting going and that dude was Anyone say- Doing her Jack LaLanne exercises on TV. I'm getting going. Damn, that dude was, that guy's ballin' it back. That dude, how long ago was this?

Plain insertion with caresses. I don't know if this show's an actual date. Let's see. Dr. Dan. Expert, plain and fancy, fuck. Extra attention given to neglected married women. Versions treated gently. Spinsers satisfied.

Spinsers. Widows of specialty. Cut rate of party of six or more satisfaction with one six or more one hard on this guy's son doctor. I could see who dr. Dick Dan was let's see if we can find him there's no way dr. Dickie Yeah. Jigalow? Yeah. Call it a rectal surgeon. Okay, he's saying Sino. We're not going to find him. This guy was undercover.

This guy ain't using his real fucking- This might have been a joke she got for Christmas, by the way. Should we just stop here then? I think so. If it's another plane, I can't do it. All right, fine. Is this plane slipping or something? Yeah.

All right. Give me the fuck out of it. Hold on. Brian's dates. Yeah This weekend Batavia, Illinois. Let's go Batavia March 6 7th and 8th. I'll be there tomorrow Actually tonight Friday two shows Saturday two shows then Portland, Oregon helium March 13 14 15 Las Vegas wise guys March 21 and 22 Philadelphia helium helium great club March 28 29 30. Yep. Helium. Helium. Great club. March 28, 29, 30. Yep. I'm excited. So I'm busy.

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