The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 684

Episode Date: May 10, 2021

The guys talk Brendan's fake lip controversy, Bryan saving a woman's life, Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, Tim Tebow signing with the NFL again, Dogecoin tumbling after Elon Musks'...s SNL appearance, pygmy hippos, Canelo vs Saunders and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You gotta do that cookie. I do get that cookie. How's it going? How was your next content? It was good, right? Yeah, I loved it. You've been ever writing it? Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:17 It's a surprise. You saw it on the show. Yeah. Oh, we're not going to put it. Well, are we rolling? We live. I'm going to call a church. Hold on we can't I got a star off of something to give Brian What I just I was thinking about it when I was in Philly, you know, and I Was something like really expensive you're glad he's back. I'm glad he's back
Starting point is 00:00:35 You know like and you don't you know like I said you've always said kind words about me and so I just wanted to pass this on you It's worth a lot. Okay. How much we talk anything? What is it? Brinishov rookie card Dude, so I'm say that's priceless. No, I know LeBron James card went five million But trying not to cry right now and I finally have something I can wear around my neck, and that, ooh, yeah, and it's water-pattern. Exactly. So I mean, I never have to pick it off. That's for you.
Starting point is 00:01:09 I might have it in gray in my skin. That's him fighting the- The boy is bodied up there. Your body-up, you had a difference, no. It's 2010. Yeah, yeah. Look at you got the stats on the bet. Oh no, no, no, that's that.
Starting point is 00:01:19 That's my first, the technical, first UFC fight, although I beat up. The biggest change with him is his nosy pose. He's got a different half. He used to be a little more pointy. And then Krocop went, I don't like your nose. And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take this Croatian elbow. And I'm gonna, look at you.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I got in a heated argument, by the way, heated argument with a dude, I don't even know who is like, your boy gets his lips done. And I went, excuse me, excuse me. And he goes, your boy, he gets in his lips and I go, no, that's a story he told when he had to get his lips stitched. And he goes, yeah, I know, but he gets stuff in his lips. And I go, I go, no he doesn't.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Now I'm far away with a fan because I'm like, no he doesn't. And I got a little in his face. He goes, yeah he does. Yeah he does. I go, you don't know't. And I got a little in his face, he goes, yeah he does. Yeah he does. I go, you don't know anything. I know him forever. He goes, you can Google a picture. He's like, no you can't.
Starting point is 00:02:10 You can't. You got back. Google that I got. Wait, was this the way you're on stage? No, no. No, in fact, it was after my show, a guy, said that one time. And I'm like, I'm having a heated argument. I would have said, you know how I know your gay?
Starting point is 00:02:27 Cause you think Brent job has lip failures and you stare at his lips and then you went through Photoshop and tried that. That's right. I hate that I'm looking at him. We all got big lips here. You're probably gonna stop. Your top lip could use that. But that's his face.
Starting point is 00:02:39 I've heard that is his face. No, you got the Brian Gumbel top lip. Well, as you get older, apparently your, I think your lips get smaller, your ears get bigger, you lose muscle mass. And I've heard your penis shrinks. And I'm not kidding. I know the ear sting, but I don't lose it.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Your nose and ears get bigger. Or do your ears get bigger and nose, or does your face just kind of stay swung? Probably all the way. Probably all of the above. Probably all of the above. Yeah. And I cut my own hair and I'm having a problem.
Starting point is 00:03:02 You've been telling your own hair for a hundred seconds. I'll take a propitia because I ran out and I'm clearly losing more hair on the top of my dome. And what point do you think you're in a shave at all, dude? Well, at what point do you think I'm gonna come here with a full head hair and act like nothing happens? I pray for that day. I pray to God.
Starting point is 00:03:19 There's a guy named Champagne. That's his last name. Oh, Champagne. Champagne. Out of Jason Diamond's, the guy who did my eyes. Ooh, that's the last name. Oh champagne. champagne out of out of Jason Diamond's the guy who did my eyes. Oh, that's the Kardashian doctor. Yeah. Yeah. Now, now his partner, uh, apparently the best when it comes to hair restoration. So, so if I look like, so you're going to have plugs, did they put plugs into individual hairs now?
Starting point is 00:03:40 Individual graph that it takes forever. Cause you, you can definitely, if you have enough money, like Floyd Mayweather You seeing his hair lately full set of hair. Do you do that? No, Theo's problem is he has so much. Yeah, he's so conscious that he thinks eventually is gonna lose it So he gets procedures done just to be safe Excuse me and it made his for it. It's called Yeah, it's called crazy. It's called crazy. Yeah. Yeah, look at, look at Floyd there. Now, could he look any more like Adrian Broner?
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yeah. He did feed hair. Floyd doesn't need, he looks terrible with hair. But you don't look weird bald either though. You've never seen him bald. All right. Yeah, he's shaved, you shaved it. Well, I showed up in the video.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Well, shaved and bald's definitely. Yeah. I think you would look ridiculous bald. Yeah. I think you would look bald. Well, that's just live. That's what happens. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I think like a more old Yan. Oh, that's just live That's what happens. Why can't you just like if I'm balding black guys a cool black guys are cool Why guys if they're bigger the cool bald like Jeff Bay's
Starting point is 00:04:33 Contra Volta looks good John Travolta had a lot of work done. What does he look like now? Take a look at John Travolta now Yeah, he went bald. He looks very good and He looks and that the his skin that got tight and around his face now kind of Oh, he looks great. Yes, he does. He looks cool. Oh, he looks real cool. By the way, he's He's older. What do you mean what work did he have done? Well, he had his face. Oh, okay. Yeah, you can see this here was Dobe. What do they call that crow the crow feet crow's feet on the inside it? Yeah, yeah, he had good hair though Yeah, didn't he? Yeah, it was fake hair though
Starting point is 00:05:06 Yeah, yeah, see but that's a few that's what they said about Steve Harvey, too They said his hair that little flat top he had like so long. They said that was fake. I heard his mustache is fake I heard it's like mr. Potato at this No, I heard that's how my lip I heard like this potato head just fucking no I was like, Mr. Potato head, just fucking... No, there's no way. Oh, B, I was in Kentucky, dude. Lexington, I could live there.
Starting point is 00:05:30 It'll surprise. I could live there. There was Tom Whitteman grass. Now hold on. I'm hyped up. No, you're getting a little cut. Go, cut. No, no, hold on.
Starting point is 00:05:38 Go, cut. You got to take that back for a second. Why? Because I was in there in the winter. No, you couldn't. You couldn't live there any time. Now, I love slow. I love the, you like Kentucky. I love that you're saying that. I loved it. You were there in the winter. No, you couldn't. You couldn't live there any time. Now, I love slow. I love the like Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I love that you're saying that. I loved it. You were there for three days. You saw those green hills, the blue hills, the blue hills of Kentucky, or is it the green hills, either way, both. Yes.
Starting point is 00:05:54 And it's a beautiful place. Love it. I'm surprised you. You're expecting terrible and you were in, oh, this is correct. Right. So that's what we're gonna talk about. You can't.
Starting point is 00:06:03 You want, you have this idea of living as a gentleman on a horse farm with your whiskey? Yeah, or no, I just like the big big long grass lawns like everyone had long lawns So I'm getting old. I really appreciate a nice green one. Well, you got you got a couple athletes for Kids and they would love those lawns and those kids run and they got some explosion. They're like yourself Yeah, look at you that That's what you do. You touch the nose? You know what? I touched it so much, the horse bit me.
Starting point is 00:06:28 The horse bit you? It bit me on the shoulder and it hurt, but I played it off. I was like, yeah, and then I literally went in the barn and was like, it did abroos you up. You look like a man horse, right? I know, right? We would be like,
Starting point is 00:06:39 me and the horses have the exact same face, and that's fine. And we're like, same nose and eyes, that's fine. Your hair is only, your face is just a tad shorter than that horse. Yeah. So long as I'm so long. If you elongated my face, that's exactly what I look like.
Starting point is 00:06:52 Yeah, that's it. If you started, I'd be like, horseman. That makes sense. How was the whiskey? Buffalo Chase is so big and famous now. No one pre-planned it because that's my team. And so we go up there and famous now. We, uh, no one pre-planned it, because that's my team. And so we go up there and I go, hey, we're looking for a tour. And, uh, there he goes, oh, your brand shower.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Yeah, she goes, yeah, your fans, that's my old cool. And then she goes, yeah, cool. We've been sold out for six months now since we've opened. Oh, and she goes, yeah, but there's a gift shop right there for you guys. And you can try something there. I go, okay, we'll go to the gift shop. We go to the gift shop, the line is, oh I don't know, like splash mountain disney.
Starting point is 00:07:28 And I asked everybody, how long you think this line is gonna take? She was, you're looking at least an hour sweetie. Oh well, I'm not gonna wait now for anything. If John Mayer was playing live in there, I wouldn't wait in this line. That's why I'm waiting. I'm gonna leave now.
Starting point is 00:07:39 So we left. And you know Jay, he's a real tourist and he wants to sit there and lie away. Well Jay, there's a thing, you're on vacation. I gotta work. So I'm like me and my feet all day doing this. I'm leaving. So I had, I'm doing radio, John Holgerms with Brady, and it's my favorite.
Starting point is 00:07:53 John Holgerms radio station, my favorite. Yeah, yeah. What, with, uh, here's the air conditioner. He's the best. He could be a common, that guy. Yeah, Holger could be a common, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah. Do any open for us at the, uh, or film? Is that that guy?
Starting point is 00:08:03 Uh, no. Uh, yes. Remember, remember he's that he's MC Yeah, open, but he was the MC for 98 KUB. He's phenomenal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, John is like, you know, yeah Radio's dead, I love who's also a guy. Yeah, yeah, radio's dead Right, but no listen radio. Yeah, he's a listen home bird, but still number one in Phoenix. Yeah, sure Sentin' listeners. No, no, no, no, I'm just kidding. No, five million people, please be rich. No, there's a ton. Yeah sure. Sentin' listness. man. Without thinking, I got excited without thinking like you just did with Kentucky and I went, yes, I do that.
Starting point is 00:08:49 I go, sure, or please. Oh, is even through a text? It was. I'm more ruthlessly touched. When please with an exclamation. Oh, wow. So he goes, wow. I'll set it up.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Yeah, but it gets worse. So he goes, he sets it up. For whatever reason, I'm supposed to do a podcast with sugar Sean oh Malley and Welch yep, and I text sugar Sean and I go you guys want to come to the zoo and feed animals and Sugar Sean and Tim go yeah, oh interesting. Yeah, I go maybe we'll get some content out of it We'll do some videos and stuff like that. So there we are. Oh wow. Oh, that's pretty bad. That's dope like that. So there we are. Oh wow. Oh that's pretty bad. That's dope. Yeah. Yeah. Just fire it off. Just that much right there. 100,000. Oh my, my hand smells like rhino breath. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Are they friendly? Try out. It's tiny. You love a nose. Oh, there's no soft. Hey cool. You have sandals on. I know. Yeah. Yeah. There I am. It feels like a giant No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, tall, yeah 6 feet wide here It's stud I love my head, this is my money maker He wouldn't feed, he was afraid Take your rail Does anything happen after you? No, no, no Oh, don't
Starting point is 00:10:13 No, no, no It's not rule number one, guy code If you go to the zoo with your family Never Show your friends videos or pictures of you at the zoo No, no, you're tied into the zoo No, you're right And I can google that rhino and I got there and guess what that's rule number one Do you have any
Starting point is 00:10:31 Pitching pictures Brian? Well, is there anything worse when your friends go on the kids like do you think check out? I was in Hawaii like oh Where they're hot chicks with their tits out because if not I don't want to see How about when people are flying the plane and they take Oh my god, I love it But when they when they film it like the clouds on your can see your phone Don't do that whoever can send that to I just did them a favor Well, that was that's a I wanted a that's a very boring video, but but here's the word here's a thing about it
Starting point is 00:11:02 We get there and we went and saw penguins we saw that There was a baby penguin that they held up next to me. So I saw penguins. One was 30, missing an eye. Missing an eye. Lost his eye. And it was just, well, they live in an aquarium with water and it's just in fake rocks. And you all stand like this in Arizona like that.
Starting point is 00:11:20 That's their life for their whole life. Missed it. Missed it. And they're for 30 years with one eye. Whatever he did in his past life, bad life. That's their life for their whole life. And this guy had been there for 30 years with one eye. That whatever he did in this past life, bad life. That's a bad life. And then we saw Porcupine didn't get to touch him. It was a marsupio. It was an arboreal porcupine who gives a fog.
Starting point is 00:11:36 And then was the guy way to, was the tour guy way to into the animals? But people that worked there are very into the animals. The thing is, then we fed a giraffe and sugar goes, I'm bored. And I go, yeah, sorry, I made you call it. Sorry. Here, it was 45 minute drive.
Starting point is 00:11:54 I had to wait a little bit. Well, dude, that's like in Kentucky, Jay goes, oh, you know, Jay. He's like, Jay, he's like, I got this email. The slate wants to go to horse farm. And blah, blah, blah, how far is he? It's about 40 minutes, but it's supposed to be pretty cool. So I go, oh, horse farm.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I go, okay, guess we're doing that. And they're like, well, they have, at least I have whiskey and bourbon for us to try to. I guess we'll do that today. So me, Jane, Justin, drive out there, 40 minutes, we drive out there, we get out the car, and we're looking at the horses, and 10 minutes into it. I like it, Jay, go.
Starting point is 00:12:23 You good? And you're gonna be, I go, this is all we're gonna do today. There's gonna be more horses just like these. Nothing, this is the white horses. Nothing horses. All white horses. I took one picture with the brown horse. We're sitting there while they're teaching us
Starting point is 00:12:36 about this, I fed a porcupine, a little piece of corn, and I went like that, and I was sitting there as me and Sean and Tim Wells and and my buddy Brady I love God bless, but he loved it because he had his 11 year old daughter there and he goes I go We gotta actually get back podcasts and Brady goes Yeah, but you guys want to feed the pig me pig me hippo some lettuce and The same time when I'd be into no No, we're good. I'm good though. Yeah, you know what I kind of regret it's I wonder I would have liked to put yeah
Starting point is 00:13:07 I would have been about to pick me hippo. I kind of a white hippo. It was a pig me that'd be cool. Oh small hippo Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, they only get like oh Dude out of all the shit. Oh my god I would have said yeah to that the one thing and I and it's cute as fuck now I regret it Oh, I could have fed it a whole head of lettuce. Is that Lizzo? I don't know anyways The thing is is I love I love hippos dude that you do that that would be the best thing possible Oh, but yeah, but by the way, oh those are gorgeous. I'm a hippo. I'll kill you. Gorgeous. They are. They're gorgeous. They're not. That sounds weird. They're not gorgeous. They're not gorgeous. They're not. No, no, he's cute. He's cute. They're gorgeous. Like if you see a bit,
Starting point is 00:13:53 you know, something colorful. But that's how they look. That's what they're supposed to look. You know what animal they're most closely related to? Not a rhino? Nope. Because they're in water, right? They're chilling water a lot. What is it? Hold on, don't tell me. I know. I hate you. I hate you. Little quizzes. No, they. Cause they're in water, right? They're showing water a lot. What is it? Hold on, don't tell me. I know, I hate you little quizzes. If it's all over. No, they hang under water.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Wait, you say, give me a hint. I like where you're going. And also another man with hangs under water is a whale. They're close to a whale. Oh, I would have never got that. I would have had on here. Cause I was about to say squirrel or something. What? I know. Brandon priority, look that up or heard me say that before, but never got that. I would have not on you. Because I was about to say squirrel or something. What? I know.
Starting point is 00:14:25 Brandon probably already looked that up or heard me say that before, but I like to get some. I don't think so. No, that's where I was going. I didn't even know they're close to the well. Had the best Philly cheese steak. What you want to Angelos? Angelos.
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Starting point is 00:17:40 I go hey man check in you guys because it's their block you guys are a goes I think we're good They sent me pictures there both the all their staff out front with guns. Yeah, cuz they're they don't want their store to get There it is. I can't stop thinking about this filly filly That now hold on now that now this year boys Bradley Cooper's favorite restaurant He's filming silver line playbook. He lived in the upstairs so he could eat the fucking food Yeah, that's the best The best And that knows Italians don't put don't belong They'll put broccoli Rob. They'll put peppers on that and forget it
Starting point is 00:18:11 They make the bread there they make everything right there. Stay broccoli Rob right there. That's my gosh And I had a buffalo chicken one that was so Do you have the white pizza to do you have the white pizza? Oh, yeah, that white pizza there white pie Oh, look at that semolina, Italian, semolina roll right there with those sesame seeds. Now did you go to the regular spots, the regular cheesecake spots?
Starting point is 00:18:34 No, I didn't do any of those. They said don't go, they're like, let us take you to where we need to take you. And then they took me to that spot and it was, my boys, no. By the way, Philly is an amazing city You never been there. No, that's my first time that's far east as I've been that was to helium helium. Yeah Yeah, you are yeah, how was it dude electric? I can't get over that stand. Yeah, yeah, I did pretty good
Starting point is 00:18:58 I'm not you guys yet, but I don't know but helium when they pack that room. It's oh my god one the best In saying feelings. Yeah, low sit like that's perfect perfect stage perfect setup perfect The stand was great. Oh, did you like it? Yes How far is it from? So here's thing about Arizona you do 10. That's why we're that It doesn't compete with Phoenix live. I mean stand up live. You do stand up live doesn't compete with desert rich Arizona. Maybe it's the heat. They stay in their area. That's kind of like LA though.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Yeah, I made it. A little bit like this. Because if you do Pasadena, doesn't conflict with LA. That's true. If you do San Diego, it doesn't fuck with Orange County. Like, you do San Diego, Irvine. Yeah, you're right. But Arizona is like that where it's just.
Starting point is 00:19:41 40 minutes away, everywhere you go. Saying daddy would like to go back to Arizona. Listen, CB live, very impressive. Fun. Yeah. Full capacity? 220. 220.
Starting point is 00:19:51 So how many do you think? I think that's only what it fits. It's a little more, but it was, look, every time I did it, it was completely full. So I thought it only fit like, I want to say. It's so crazy to me these clubs have to do this. Like, I mean, Kentucky was like 70% capacity
Starting point is 00:20:05 But what are we doing? I try to keep in canelo's fight in front of 73,000? How about that is we how about It is we will drive me on the plane on the way here I got it they land on the you know, we have to take the shuttle which already I want to die American yeah, I want to die. I don't fly American for that reason So so now I so they were we're packed in this little, it's a regional jet, so you're all packed, I can touch the guy in front of me. And then LA, so Arizona's like, come on, get on.
Starting point is 00:20:32 We get to LA, I gotta get on a shuttle. 14 people per shuttle, so we're waiting. But then you all flew to get to love. People also, yeah. Send next feature. It's fucking no sense. No sense. It just makes zero sense. It's fucking crazy. And I can't do it. It's so no sense. No sense. It just makes zero sense.
Starting point is 00:20:45 It's fucking crazy. And I can't do it. It's so strange, man. I mean, but Philly, they were all pretty much out there. Like, I mean, I think they're just, I guess they do have strict laws, but I mean, they're pretty much like doing their own. Even New York would be the,
Starting point is 00:21:00 it's like that's their- Americans figuring it out. Yeah, I mean, they're sick of it. With Americans, everybody's wearing the mask down. They're like, after it out yeah they're sick of it with americans everybody's wearing a mask down there like after a while to just like what everybody doesn't you know it yeah yeah you can only enforce a law that makes little sense for so long
Starting point is 00:21:14 for so long people to stop plus we've lost our trout trust in the government government officials it's like they don't know what the fuck they do i mean then for how to get out of the guy think people you know we even when they say we don't have to wear a mask I still think there's gonna be a high percentage wearing masks during flu season what and I'm like you see him with
Starting point is 00:21:30 his mask down oh really oh really I'm like oh yeah oh he's yeah just paid a lot but it's a no it's annoying though I stop I think you know I think you have out out here they were like we got it where the man I thought Not anymore because I stopped wearing it a long time ago. They say if you're actually going to wear it outside So we're going to go we basically do what we've been doing Yeah, and then all that does is allow those you know those people that got power from being like pull up your mask Yeah, yeah, they're powers. I know there was almost lit lit though, huh? Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:22:02 Arizona open It's like that's where we caught COVID-19 yeah, Arizona open. They don't give it. It's like the first time. That's where we caught COVID-19. Yeah, that's it. No, we're not in Texas. I don't think so. You think? No, I think Texas.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Because I felt sick on Sunday. OK. And I talked to a doctor again. No one knows what the fuck is going on. But he goes, there's no way to say Antonio. Because you wouldn't get it on, let's say Friday. Yeah, that's what it was on Sunday. But I showed symptoms on like that Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Yeah. So it took so, so I got, or maybe I got an Arizona, you got an incident. Maybe because because in Santa Day, on the way to the show, 400 people in the room, it said, we got an Ambril dirt, that COVID-19, this was a hotspot. I look at our green room, I'm off the road.
Starting point is 00:22:39 400 people, and more. And there it is. So. Either there is Arizona. Yeah, because I didn't go to San Antonio with you guys. I was, I just, but the day we left Arizona, I felt so sick. But I, I just thought I was dehydrated.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Interesting. Did you feel sick when you left Arizona? Probably. I got, I had very little energy because you get to your hydrate and you don't know it. Yep. So I feel like there's no strength in the heart. I'm just like, what's wrong with me?
Starting point is 00:23:01 Yeah. But since I was there, it's so hot. Oh, yeah. You have a lot of Arizona though. People have pride in their states. If this is more annoying, like I'm just like, what's wrong with me? That's not what it's like since I was there. It's so hot. You know what's funny about Arizona though? People have pride in their states. If this is more annoying, like I'm like, it's 100 degrees. I'm like, I'm like, you know, I thought I was in hell. God, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:23:14 It's so hot. Like hit me in the back of the neck. I was like, I went like that when I walked outside and I was like, I might go for a hike and the moment it goes, no, you're not. You go for a hike, you'll die. And dry up and with your wife. We gotta get a helicopter. I'm like, it's one of the essentially. And then you go like this to anybody from Arizona and dry up and we're gonna get a helicopter
Starting point is 00:23:25 I'm like it's one of the things that anybody from Arizona you go so hot and they go wait a month dude You get hotter, but no June is our hardest month that gets that 120 we start round fathers day and stuff Right and I listen here's our 120s different than LA, but where I'm at in the valley. We'll get to 122 Oh, you will oh oh yeah, oh for real Yeah, that last year was it was the hottest day ever recording LA Really on 22 it was see that so I wonder what but also you know what you do you stay inside in the AC Who gives and that's what and go to your going to your point? That's why people in Arizona just pretty much like if you live in this area you pretty much
Starting point is 00:24:02 People in Arizona because before that, we're trying to schedule a thick boy bike club ride in like Arizona, a Boise all over. Oh yeah, that's right. They're like, oh, you can do it, but not during the day, we ride at night or like five in the morning.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Yeah. And I was like, oh, then we're not doing it. Cause I'm not riding at night cause I've shows then I'm not waking up at four to hit the job. Yeah, that's pretty much like you're like, if you want to do something outdoorsy, like that's your time.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Yeah, I'm not. Midday or like any of that,'re like if you want to do something outdoorsy like that's your time Midday or like any of that you just don't want to do did you did you did the fight surprise you and This weekend no what canelo canelo. I mean Billy Billy Joe did salt you know he did good yeah, he's stuck Yeah, I mean can I write the box? Pound best does he be kill a plant? Oh, yeah, there's no one he don't beat him He's like chef-chank over the one-inst Division. There's nothing for them. It's just like who's he can get fucked up next Jesus, that's all we're watching now so good and it's so hard so good I mean Saunas did a great job. Saunas stated Saunas is a fucking beast that ever cut in his eyes His face didn't break. So what exactly? What exactly happened broke his eye was through. If his face didn't break, he'd be surprised. So what exactly happened?
Starting point is 00:25:05 Broke his eye off his shoulder. I said, orbital man. He hit him so hard. Oh, he's so, he was saying like this the whole time. I was talking tough, build his jossanders. Yeah, no, he's a step. And was saying no to his trainer when they were like, we're gonna stop the fight because he's a wor,
Starting point is 00:25:17 and then I got that uppercut. I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that. I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that, I got that., I got that's the zone though. That's bullshit. That's the zone
Starting point is 00:25:25 Like have more respect. I know. That's the zone though. They're not gonna be around much. It was from an uppercut Yeah, dude. It was so hard I mean through a glove just broke his fucking eye such a stud Did you what you so you you weren't at, you were in a... How's it a hotel? Hotel. Oh, I could go. I could go. Oh, hey, my Airbnb, I see that video. I'm like, man, what's this place?
Starting point is 00:25:50 So cheap. This place is great. Dude, on the hour, on the hour, every hour, in time I... BABY! In the house, the back yard's the train track. So that's what I said, no. I'm like, I'd wake up every hour.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Dude, I was laughing. And then Jay, I post it. And then Jay would fucking, no, no, no, change it's down there. Down. So where's me and Ben? He just went down. And then Jay sleeps like a fucking wild boar, so he, you know. So what?
Starting point is 00:26:23 That is so loud. Every hour, on the hour, throughout the entire night. That's crazy. Did you get your money back? No. But I told Jay, like, he's too nice. I'm like, dude, you have got to tell them, hey, fuck faces. On the description, say, the backyard is a train.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Yeah, after. But there is going to be trains in the backyard. But the bar that was up this little street and up the backyard is a train. Yeah, I have to. There's gonna be trains in the backyard. But the bar, there's like up this little street and so up the street was a bar. And everyone's like, oh, you're staying over there by the train track, I saw your video, I'm like, yep, I told everybody where I stay now, whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Then you go out the bar, every time a train goes by, it's free shots. I'm like, oh, they must be hammered. Oh my God. Hammered. Because it's everything. Take a dig and drink. I had, I got an Airbnb and left after the first night. Why? well when I when I good get an air be me I get the whole place you get the whole house
Starting point is 00:27:10 Right what it says you get the whole house. Oh, no you rented a room did not I or I'm Cheat no pop a wet. Cheap. There's the shared room. Oh, no. Oh, no. I got the whole house. I'm very careful of that. Mm-hmm problem was Oh no, I got the whole house, I'm very careful of that. Problem was, I'm in the kitchen, and I hear an alarm, like my phone go off, and I'm like, where the fuck is my phone? Where is, and I'm like, I can't find it, I look at my phone, that's not my alarm. I hear, oh my God, what's up bro?
Starting point is 00:27:41 Well, the host lives in the garage. She turned the garage She turned the garage in one bedroom and the And they watch you yeah, and then I'm in the back with my underwear and I Comes out in the backyard like she's like, oh, I'm just gonna blow. I'm like no cat. It's gonna what you're right there Yeah, you can't that's not fair and they don't tell you now now will I get my money back? Well, that happened to us in Austin like we had this yeah You didn't notice there's a big house right like eight bedroom then there was this like gas house in the back I'm like oh someone can stay in here. I'll stay in there. I'll get away from the dudes
Starting point is 00:28:17 So I go on the doors like I'm like what the fuck I look in it's just a family This is your house and then, they had pictures of their kids all over the wall. And I'm like, hey man. And I said to the woman, I said, you know, this is a little strange for her, really? She was, oh, I can be elsewhere. I got this.
Starting point is 00:28:38 Now, like, no, no, no, I don't want to kick her out. I just have to get out of there. You would love to. So you didn't take a refund? No, my girlfriend, you got to get your money, but I just said. You can't her out. I just have to get out of it. Oh you would love it. So you didn't take a refund No, my girlfriend. You got to hear money. I don't I just can't say I just feel bad. I honestly I feel a little bad for oh Yeah, love it as we're driving nice nice place though Yeah, I guess it was yeah, just just can't don't care But when we were driving down the street in Kentucky, I see this
Starting point is 00:29:00 Bigger old dude like to I'm not trying to make fun like it would have took he's moving at a snail's pace it would have took him seven years to get home and I made some joke in Justin J. Laffin and they were staring like oh no I think something's wrong with him and I seem like go like this bigger like big dude and then oh no his arms like this and he's shaking and I go oh fuck he's having a stroke so we go around the corner come back and I go You're right man. His elbow is all bloody and he's like oh, yeah, I'm okay. He's and I go Do you know what happened? He's like I just fell over and I go
Starting point is 00:29:35 What's not you don't look good me need some help and he goes oh, I live you know like a mile at the road I'm I'm just walking I always walk every morning He's they haven't fell before and I go But something's going on man goes. Oh, I had a stroke six months ago and I paralyzed the right side of my body So I'm trying to get out you went to Walgreens So I'm like okay, he's like just help me up my walk back I'm like, dude, you're not walking back and like you don't remember fun He's like no, I'm like you dude. How about I give you a ride? Yeah, and so I go he can't get up
Starting point is 00:30:01 Like literally can't get up because his body won't work So I help him up shirt ruined, ruined, just blood, blood, all the, and he's getting up like this. He's going to fail. He's going to fail, why do you do that? I was like, okay, okay, yeah, okay. And so we get him up and then I go, man, I think we should call the cops, I think we should call the ambulance man.
Starting point is 00:30:22 So he can get checked out because this isn't normal. And he's from London, he goes, do not do that. Don't do that. Do not, nobody call the ambulance man so he can get checked out because this isn't normal and he's from London He goes do not do that don't do that do not nobody call the cops Yeah, I'm a crack and I'm like oh, yeah I was a lot. I'm like okay, and so I'm trying to help him up and then a doctor who lives around the area pulls up And he goes hey is he okay? I go and he goes yes, and I look at the doc like this and he goes what happened He goes I was like funny is I see him all the time This is his route and I go get yeah, I get that to his route, but I'm telling you this obese He's big great. Oh, right. I go. He's not doing well, man
Starting point is 00:30:52 And it was I'll be fine. Just leave him like what it sucks wrong with people So I go dude. I'm gonna give you a ride back to your house So Justin's like damn man. I go do just scoot over. We'll put him in like Can't really move like this like this like I was like this But as we're doing that, someone else drive by called the cops. So then I hear sirens like a motherfucker. Ambulance, fired, and we're supposed to go to lunch
Starting point is 00:31:14 when someone's starving. I thought it'd be a quick ordeal, you know, help him up, keep going. Well, no, Brennan, two hours later, because cops blocked us in, ambulance shut down the street, fucking fire, bam, bam, fire, now I'm like, oh, this is the whole scene. And then the guy looks at me,
Starting point is 00:31:27 while helping out goes, thanks man. But I can tell he's not genuine, he's like, thanks man, I don't wanna make a big deal of this. I'm gonna be here all day, I'm gonna, I thought I was helping. I was like, I thought it was helping. But so then the ambulance comes and he refuses their help. And the car goes, this happens man,
Starting point is 00:31:43 he's alarmed by all this. And then I go, all right, when we give him a ride and he goes, we'll And the cop goes, this happens, man. He's alarmed by all this. And then I go, all right, when we give him a ride and he goes, we'll follow you just in case. And I'm talking with cops, all the cops came to the show, right? They all come to the show. But I go drop him off and I go, you know, I just hope him be like, hey, thanks a lot, man.
Starting point is 00:31:55 And he goes, all right, he tells you to ignore it because all the cops and am was came. And he goes, hey, did you by any chance find my apple, air butt? And I go, no, where would I find out about this? I dropped it back to him. He might go back there looking for it for me. I want to be like, hey, Baba.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Hey, dude, my tired day has been fucking ruined now, man. I'm not going to be looking in the dark. You know, I was a shirt choice weird. I read the white one ruined. I'm blood all over it. I'm blood all over it. I'm the only one blood all over it. And now you're picking through the grass,
Starting point is 00:32:24 could you knock the fuck? You can't have that. Were you in all over. I'm the only one blood all over and now you're picking through the grass Could you have to look you kind of have you win? No, I was like, I guess man and Jago's man fuck this and then the cop Just do well handle it. You've done enough so cops went back and look and then when the cops came to show that night They're like we never found it dude. He lost his fucking earbuds. Yeah, I saw a guy that's scary though I saw a huge guy die right on that you know in the big quad American he just was walking and he had a sub sandwich and never forgot he had a big touch and he was probably 45 maybe 50 and just fucking bat same thing in New York and fellow in Washington DC fell over on his back dead and'm just going. You didn't try to do anything? Usually I would try, but somebody jumped on him right away
Starting point is 00:33:08 and started helping him, then another person started helping him, and then the guy started trying to do something. Oh shit. I remember just seeing him dead with that giant sub sandwich there, and I remember going, not gonna eat subs anymore. Like I saw the bull on the head. Yeah, that's like, maybe that's a bad idea. I don't know. As we're pulling up, Jake goes yeah. Maybe that's a bad idea. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:25 As we're pulling up, Jake goes, what the fuck are you gonna do, I don't know. Do something, and then I go, and when I go, I know CTA. So when you say stuff like that, now did I take a class for CTA, yeah I did. Was it 15 years ago? Yeah it was.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Do I kinda know I'm doing, yeah? But doing CTA, you can't kind of figure it out. You kinda got it now. Do you know what the new thing was CTA? It changes up all the time, but do you know what the new thing was? I know the basic so so so so tell me how you would do CPR Well for you listen for a breath first and then You would I think it's it you blow and you cover their nose and blow into their mouth and then you do the pump So now they say don't blow in the mouth. Now all you do is you just keep the pressure.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Yeah, you do. Now here's the problem, Daddy. Here's the problem. Now what you're doing this on the sternum, you're doing the sternum, right? You're breaking ribs. Remember, you're breaking ribs. And you're gonna stick.
Starting point is 00:34:16 And you're gonna stick. They do it all the time. Now they have a machine that does it. Humans don't do it anymore. Now they have a machine that they just put over your chest and it goes, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that keeps your heart pumping. You know, they have a machine that they just put over your chest and it goes, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh though, huh? See that one? See that one too? Well, I clicked on it. It takes you somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:34:46 It takes you somewhere else. That's like that thing for your muscles. But you just hit it and it goes to work. How legit is that? Damn. Now, would that guy fit in that? No. So we'll figure it out.
Starting point is 00:34:56 But the thing is, is when I was getting six bands. Yeah, you think. Or you just like. You got to get it under him though. You see that? You're not getting them wrong. No, you need all the power. I bet you can move it out I'm not carrying that around that's
Starting point is 00:35:06 Like quick she get the machine. No, but here's the thing when I was doing CPR class So they teach you you know the mouth and the chest, but then they teach you the hind leg and so I didn't know anybody Everybody pairs up and then they're like oh you're gonna pair up with Sarah. I'm like where the fuck Sarah Well Sarah was about 400 pounds. That's tough. And they're like, oh, go ahead and get behind her. Like, oh, this and the teacher goes, this would be good
Starting point is 00:35:30 because you're a bigger guy. Like, dude, I'm telling you, I was like, I was like, fuck, and it was like, dude, if you, girl, if you get a piece, stay down your throat, it's time to go. Somebody hasn't had a 82 inch reach. No, it's getting, yeah, and that's in front. Unless Dwight Howard walks in right now, because I can't, I'm telling you,
Starting point is 00:35:48 I was my fingers like this. That's crazy. Yeah, because last fucking Anthony Davis is giving you a Heimlich, I can't do it. I saved the woman's life and a dog's life that way. My own dog's life, but I saved the woman's life in a restaurant while on a date. And she was an older woman, got behind her,
Starting point is 00:36:02 she was choking, she did the safe, she went, and her friend who's actually a famous actress, Olympia Ducacus, goes, cat, cat, you okay? And I go, she choking, but I'd save my dog like six months before this way. I go, she choking, she goes, I jump over the, the, I'm on a date, I jump over the thing, I get in there, Bob, Bob, and she went,
Starting point is 00:36:21 like that, and I saved. What was it? And the restaurant gave me a, what was it? Yeah, and the restaurant gave me what was it? I'll give you do they comp your meal. They didn't come I'm real unreal and it was at Yield Bucco Which is one of my favorite restaurants the talent right yeah one of the best restaurants period and it was God this is so long ago and I was talking to my girl this girl who I end up dating and living with but she said What would you have done if you were on the airplane, the hijacker, and I said, I would never say what I do,
Starting point is 00:36:49 because I have no idea what I do in an emergency. I get you, I want to sit there. No, I hope so. Especially now knowing how to end. Right then, that happens. And I remember, it was Olympia DeGoccas, because my girlfriend at the time, she was like, that's my favorite actress.
Starting point is 00:37:01 So I bet you she jumped your bone. Dude, she called her sister and goes, I'm marrying this man. I'm marrying this man. I married this is Captain Ben. She couldn't believe that's my favorite actress. So I bet you she jumped your bone. Dude, she called her sister and goes, I'm marrying this man. I'm marrying this man. I married this is Captain Mac. She couldn't believe that I was. Who is she? And then Olivia DeGoccas goes like this,
Starting point is 00:37:11 she goes, she goes, some old actress we don't know. Yeah, she want an Oscar for Moonstruck. It doesn't matter. It's my generation. She's 196. And she goes, she looks at me and she goes, right actress. But she goes to me and she goes, I know.
Starting point is 00:37:23 So you're new to Brian's stories I was thinking No, so like yep, I'm not What says you caught my Older back then yeah, I'm the best best calm man. I've ever had in my life. She looked me She goes you were like a cat the way you jumped over the over this table You were a cat and she went like this and hugged me. And did you go to no prom, sweetie? You didn't went back in the back in the back in the back.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I thought a bear is actually a Caesar salad. I got a little embarrassed. I didn't want to make it a big, but everybody in the restaurant, she's like that. And then I laughed and I, hey, I remember I was choking on some nachos from Taco Bell. You remember just the nacho cheese and the simple nachos?
Starting point is 00:38:01 As a kid, my dad, I would get that in churros, the little churros sticks. And I had that in Azina and I was just starving. I was eating too fast and the chip gotos as a kid. My dad, I would get that in churros, the little churro sticks, and I had that in Azina, and I was just starving. I was eating too fast, and the chip got stuck in my throat. And so it's me, Jay and my dad, and we're sitting there in the booth, and I'm just like, and my dad goes,
Starting point is 00:38:16 Bren, and he's like, Bren, and I'm like, Bren, I was like, nine or 10. He was Bren, and then my face started turning blue, and I'm like, you know, I'm going like this, and my dad goes, he's chokin, and you know, I'm going like this and my like goes He's chokin and you know, it's Taco Bell. They're like, alright, whatever man. And so my dad like like he didn't know the Heimlich So he took his his fucking Dad big dad
Starting point is 00:38:35 Dick beater. Yeah, that big dick beater of a hand with his fucking. Oh, he's missing a Yeah, he's missing a day. He's missing this one. I was wondering why you were doing Yeah, he's down to nox. He's down to nox. So he's like, he took that fucking hand and just, wow, two. I was like, oh, well, now I've C.T. for sure, Papa. You're whipped by that. It worked though.
Starting point is 00:38:58 What are you, you're in the back? He'll be squaring the back as hard as he can. God damn it. And it worked. My friend told the story about how he, he and this girl decided, this is fucking, he and a girl decided to do it. Like they decided we're gonna make this work.
Starting point is 00:39:14 And she, they had this long distance relationship. They broke up and there was tears and then he called her and they had this come to Jesus' moment. They said, let's do this. Let's give this a shot. Let's give this a shot. I can love stories. And she, she was late to. Let's give this a shot. I can love story and she
Starting point is 00:39:26 She Was late to her flight. She made a meal she ate She not no She she she she choked on a piece of meat And died at the fucking kitchen table alone in her house What a story story to a group of us and he said the point is take your time in life I don't like this story man. I don't like this I bet your friend was so fired up. He's like really doing this. Here's a shot. She's like cool Let me just make this roast beef sandwich. I'll be right there. Yeah, my other buddy, my other buddy's dying of pancreatic cancer, right?
Starting point is 00:40:05 And the, there's a terrible story where his buddy, his childhood friend, his son and here in the water in Acapuco, and a boat's coming, and this guy, has his son and he throws his son, his little son, out of the way and the boat kills him, right? And it was, but he did this heroic thing and saved his son, terrible story. But my friend's dying of pancreatic cancer.
Starting point is 00:40:29 And in the obituary, they write, like, you know, it was such an honor to him. He loved, he loved Sam. And he, like he mentioned, how much he loved his friend. Meaning, it was like a tribute to all the fact that he, in that kind of, in that kind of thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's in that kind of thing. But we did a podcast about him. Meaning it was it was like a tribute to all the fact that My buddy, but we did a podcast about my brother goes you know how you know how it feels when you're mentioned in your friends Oh, bitch here, you're going to so obvious Like she was like see you see a sin
Starting point is 00:40:58 How about me when your friends died like that? I was like you're gonna beat this dude. Oh, that's what we do It is. One thing I do here, you know your restaurants. That's what Brindam was telling me. Yeah, he's saying, he made me a friend. You know we're on a road. We're on the road and I'm like, nope, nope. Yeah, that's because of him now.
Starting point is 00:41:18 You know, I'm all, you know what I'm saying. Once you learn the difference, it's like anything else in life. The most people do this, they go, ah, that's just like that. It's very easy to say that's just like that. What's difficult is understanding the difference. It's like anything else in life. Most people do this. They go, ah, that's just like that. It's very easy to say that's just like that. What's difficult is understanding the difference. It's called cultivating your sets, your taste, your ideas, right? Like, it's important to know the difference
Starting point is 00:41:36 between things because- Like, we'll go in a restaurant and hope, and we won't know the restaurant. Like, yes, a lot of stars and the up and Brian, I'll see Brian like this, look at the kitchen. Let's get out of here. You can see here I see the little details because details make all the difference so if I see that the bread is shitty I see the baskets that they're doing or I see that nobody's taking time but if I see if I see somebody took the time with chalk
Starting point is 00:42:00 to you know and they're all these little details in the coffee shop. Somebody cares. It's more than just the food. If you care enough about those little details, you care about the food. There are little things like that you see. And you go, I wish I was the one. I was the one. I was the one.
Starting point is 00:42:15 I was the one. I was the one. I was the one. I was the one. I was the one. I was the one. I was the one. I was the one.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I was the one. I was the one. I was the one. I was the one. I was the ones that eat it's good. I'll do that But it's like the best show yeah details like if somebody if they haven't I if they have lemonade in a coffee shop and they're taking Mint sprigs yeah, and breaking them off and putting in there everything's good. Yeah, oh speaking of JT's my friend Her her friend is the I think owner or boss or something like that of JT Mm-hmm, and they want to send us some oh shit. Yeah Yeah, that'd be nice. I know I could use it for the fights this weekend
Starting point is 00:42:52 Yeah, are they can they overnight? Yeah, I don't know how we we get it overnight. Did they just overnight the sauce? Yeah, well, yeah You can like gold belly. They do that all the time. It's gold belly gold belly is that website where you can order food from across the country They'll ship it over to you over. No, yeah, I know you can do I did that for key lime for CV's birthday You over night so what they probably send the wings, you know that way they can send a frozen Probably I just Got to come out of the oven. I think so man. Now I'm getting hungry too Damn gold belt each and do it from all of them. I'll tell you something. Yeah, Philly like I think yeah, they have great Food in general. Yeah, that's why I just know
Starting point is 00:43:30 No, great. Well known. Is it yeah, I said I'd never been there you bet you I know that's why I'm telling you though Oh, it is great food. Yeah, I don't need I'm trying. I it's fucked up. I watched that dumb that documentary not dumb see Spiracy on Netflix. Oh yeah, watch it, too. Yeah, now I'm not even... What is your thoughts on it? I'm not even... I'm not even... You know what the Exxon Bel D's that spilled,
Starting point is 00:43:50 that oil spill three months ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That in three months, that didn't kill as many fish or wildlife as one day of fishing. 4.6 million fishing boats out there. You know when they say dolphin, safe tuna, you know, that means zero. That just means the captain, nobody's out there.
Starting point is 00:44:07 There's no regulations. So wait, yeah, what? Okay, basically saying. Thousands of seals, thousands of sharks, thousands of porpoises killed every day all the time because we become so efficient at catching. Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is cool. I'm glad you watched that. I can eat fish.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Hey, how long do you think you're not going to eat fish? I'll give it three days. Before you go to, so you got a New York restaurant that Brazini are with the fucking calls? Brazini, yeah. I know. You know what?
Starting point is 00:44:31 I got a- The fishery dad, it's where he's at. I didn't do it. That's like Ben Franklin. You ever said Ben Franklin was a vegetarian? He's not a boat on his way to England. And he's like, they're cooking cod with butter. And he's like, Jesus fucking Christ. I gotta, I'll take another one of those biscuits, I guess, and get scurvy. He's like, fuck're cooking cod with butter and he's like, Jesus, fucking Christ.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I'll take another one of those biscuits, I guess, and get scurvy. He's like, fuck, it's so good. He's like, he's freaking out. He's like, that looks so good. And then he sees, they open one in the fish and a bunch of other fish fall out of it. And he goes, hold on, those fish are eating fish.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Yes, what they do. If I eat a fish, I'm saving fish. Yes. And he goes, I'll have cod. Yeah. I'm going to eat fish. I eat fish, I'm saving fish and he goes I'll have cod yeah by eat fish I'm saving fish so you're not gonna stop eating fish it's gonna last fuck yeah I just don't think it's good that they catch me it's a bomber you watch out yeah so they're killing seals and dolphins just to get
Starting point is 00:45:19 to the fish there are areas areas and they and the trawlers that drag the bottom of the ocean there are areas in the Atlantic and Pacific that are as bearan as a desert and they cover the size of Western Europe It's crazy. You know big ocean is though pop it's big, but it's getting to a Yeah, it's getting bad where we are literally at a point where they said they don't want to say ahi tuna is really fucked Yeah, well the Japanese are just oh forget it, but you know why all too Usually it's especially Toro now. It's also the Chinese, but you know you know it's also run by criminal gangs now, but you know you know All the criminals the the you know why like one blue dfin tuna can cost 20,000 30,000 40,000 Yeah, at least when you know all the coral that's dying. It's not global warming
Starting point is 00:45:59 They think it's because the fish are being killed because when the fish eat they excrete stuff and the coral eats that No, wow, but when you kill all the fish, all the coral dies. It's getting bit of bad. So I got to watch this or not. Yeah. What? Well, I want to make you sad and also don't get, I'm sure it's terrible. But also, I don't hear on, I'm sure it's terrible.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Remember any of these documentaries have an agenda. All of them have an agenda. Also, I don't, I don't, but it is true. It is. Fish, fish, at all really. Yeah, I don't I don't eat fish heavy or yeah fish at all really Yeah, I don't know I mean, but I do sure it's bad, but they all have an overfishing has been a big prop for sure So the the doc I watched this weekend was the son of sons of Sam. Oh, I saw that on Netflix You watch it. No, I don't watch it. It's good. You know son of Sam the New York serial killer Mm-hmm it goes into how fuck the New York police department did that because it's called sons of
Starting point is 00:46:50 Sam's because they figured out now over time and with technology, there was way more sons of Sam's. There was a whole group. It just was in David Berkowitz killing everybody. He had a whole team. There was like these, which like Satan were sparse. Is that true though? That's true. Yeah, and one guy guy commit suicide the other one actually serving time
Starting point is 00:47:08 Like there's there's multiple killers because they they're trying to figure it out because you know They caught him someone snitched on them. They caught him and the New York police department because New York was so scared They just wanted to be like yep. It's done with you don to be scared anymore. And, but the other detectives and reporters are, we're like, this doesn't make sense. They put it all on him. They put it all on him, but then the reporters following it were like, but the sketches, like they're saying like, you kept saying he's wearing
Starting point is 00:47:34 wigs and stuff, because when purrs like, yeah, he's curly here, yeah, he's straight here, yeah, he's this here, yeah, he's a shaved head. And they're like, oh, it's just, David Birkowitz wearing different wigs. But then when they would talk to the people who would actually see the shooters in New York, it didn't match up with them.
Starting point is 00:47:49 And then they figured out he's part of this cult. He was a fucking piece of shit psychopath, just like, what was that, Janet? He was shooting people, right? He was shooting people. But son of Sam, so there's actual son of Sam, this guy Sam, who would beat his son and him. And that son they found out was one of the
Starting point is 00:48:06 main ones doing a lot of the killing and he was actually the son of this guy named Sam. Yeah, is he still alive? He's not alive. No, and the son of Sam guy, because whoever like would snitch on the group and who was going to give it away, they would take out. So people from the group moved or just left because they found out that this group would kill them off So the son of Sam left I think he was in Arizona some shit like that and he found out they're coming after him and they said if you don't kill yourself We're gonna kill your family your kids and your wife so he just took his own life
Starting point is 00:48:38 Which one said what the actual son of son no no, he's not the real son of Sam There's a real son of the guy who's the actual Born son of this guy Sam son of Sam no no he's not the real son of Sam there's a real son of the guy who's the actual Born son of this guy Sam son of Sam is a group Damn yeah, that's weird. It's fascinating. It even connects to it even connects to Charles Manson and he died The son of Sam's connect to Charles Manson because they're all going off this one book this guy where they start in England they're all learning off that. So is he dead or no? No, it's just born. It's like seven years old.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Yeah, still doing the damn thing in New York then. But he stopped communicating with the police because he goes if I keep talking to you they're going to kill my dad and he's like I'm already here, I'm fucked. He was Italian. It says, full name, Falco. Yeah, just, Falco. Falco. Why would he, Berkowitz?
Starting point is 00:49:31 Maybe he took his mother's name or something. Now that guy looks like his dad next to him. Yeah. Yeah, no, he's still alive. Killings. Yeah, if I could update the picture of him. He was having some fucking crazy, he's just crazy, man. Did I update the picture?
Starting point is 00:49:44 Yeah, the whole thing was they're all weird. Did he kill a number of violence, satanic cult? Who did he kill anyway? Did he kill just different? Was it specific kind of person like women, men? Uh, like, uh, they killed a number of women. They killed a number of couples too. Just random shit. Oh, that's what he looks like now. Yeah, it looks like shit.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Fuck. Wait, it was, it was a random. There was no Intent behind it. There was all around only intent. There was there's one girl who was a member of the like a Catholic church and somehow she You know, she would try and convert people to be Catholic and she stumbled upon this group and was trying to convert some of the group members to be Catholic and chief stumbled upon this group and was trying to convert some of the group members to be Catholic and say how bad what they're doing. And they, she's the only one they sought out and I forget where it was at, in a church, it was in Stanford, in a church, she was in a church and they murdered in the church.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Like horrible killing in the church. This is a Stanford. They found what like she was like, all right, whatever Left went to squat Stanford. They followed her from Idaho because that they're they're based out of Idaho the sons of Sam's were this Cult was they followed her when she got to Stanford and murdered her in this church Well, I watched the last dance doc. I Spent out for I know three years done. No Michael Jordan replacing ball. Yeah It was fascinating. Yeah, that's a ball. It's good man. I was all about it. You know, you know, any of that huh? No, I didn't know any of that How competitive was Jordan? Oh my god. I love the though the NBA No, they're such a different. Even Jordan was such a different guy. Get knocked to the ground, beat it.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Yeah, like straight up, like hard fouls. There's no way that I have it. There's no one like that. No, there's no one like that. Why do they make it that way? Just because. Points, protect their assets. Yeah, that's why they, that's why they,
Starting point is 00:51:37 they're so high scoring like people are getting like one third. The deep ends, they don't want a foul. You can't play hardball anymore. Yeah. There's no bruises, there's no like. What I loved about him is that anytime anyone like said anything about him or he felt like disrespected by them, oh, he next game, he'd be like, all right.
Starting point is 00:51:53 He was super petty. All right, but there's also, there was a thing going around the league where there's a new rookie. I forget what team he was on. There's a short one. I don't think this was on this, I don't think it was in this doc. Someone was telling the story about jordan i think it was jalen
Starting point is 00:52:07 rose but uh... there's this young rookie came to the league and uh... this other guy was garden jordan and this young rookie kept talking shit to jordan and uh... i think it was a writer so it's for the trailblazer dormers dude you don't have to guard don't don't fire them up man be cool because jordan sound like a slow game He had like 12 points on first sight. I'm mad. Yeah, yeah, 12 points on first sight in quarter And he wasn't like do it. He's just coasting and then that young bucks start talking shit to him and I say a writer
Starting point is 00:52:34 Riders like dude, you don't have to guard him. I do everybody knows don't talk shit to Jordan Yeah, that's the unswoken rule dude this kid kept talking shit to him. He scored like 50 points the second half Oh, yeah, I don't think they talk to. And the kid was like and I guess you walk right It was like now you learn to shut the fuck up and it was like Jesus. He yeah, like you knew not to find him But I love that though. I love that about him. It was just like oh They said if social media is back was around when he was around you we wouldn't look at him the same because he was in a Taurus asshole my buddy my buddy is this caddy. Is this caddy? My buddy said, like if you put money down,
Starting point is 00:53:07 he always delivers. And my buddy played on the tour, you know, so he has to be spotting some points. But he said, what, and I've had, I've heard a number of professional golfers, real golfers said, his short game, is as good as anybody on the tour. It's his long game.
Starting point is 00:53:20 You know, golf is the thing, you know. But he said, and he said, how do you, how do you always do that without choking? And he goes, fundamentals. I just go back to the fundamentals. He's a beast. Hey kids, if you're out there, you got a fam, you're trash, you need food, man.
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Starting point is 00:54:01 So, the one on Sugary was on Rohingyas telling this Jordan story where, hope, play, like girl said that so girl, so girl was on road. He's telling this Jordan story where he'll play like so the three of us are playing Jordan will be he will he bet he won't just play to play. He there's always money on. Yeah. So he'll know how much money you make. So he'll go whatever you're making a million dollars a year. He says, I bet you 100,000. You making five million a year. I bet you 200,000. So he based of what you're income is. And yeah sugar was saying he beat this guy you
Starting point is 00:54:28 know it's like 70 G's and it's not like I get to know you can he was like dude where's my money because I'll get to he's like no I need it by tomorrow at 9 a.m. dude where the fuck's my money you guys like Jesus Christ yeah he wants it he wants your money they don't mention this in the dark Beast. I don't think you become that insanely good without being a little bit off in that sense Yeah, his work on a him work ethic was insane like when he was coming a space jam He he uh he had other players and the league come out And so when he would be on a 12-hour day of set, you know for space jam
Starting point is 00:55:03 Then they would play like three hours of basketball of those who would be there Yeah, how other as is that way they he's obsessed like they say he's just always in the gym. Oh really see it Yeah, it's like any Louise was training with those guys and he goes I mean he lost 50 pounds He's like, you know, I'm with these dudes. He needed to hold different discipline The only one close to Jordan like mindset would have been a Kobe. Oh, Kobe was really. Yeah, but Kobe also like, said he was here. I learned from, yeah, from him. Yeah, that called Jordan apparently. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he said you call him up. Yeah, two in the morning.
Starting point is 00:55:35 Like, hey, man, I'm thinking about like, and then Kobe be mean to you. Like, like Dwight Howard and Kobe didn't get along because Dwight thought he was lazy. You're fired. Yeah, Kobe, like with Dwight Howard, like he wasn't playing well, like he was in a rut, and then Kobe would be at the gym at like four in the morning, and then Dwight would get that the regular time, like seven, and he'd be like, what are you doing man? And he was just treating him like shit. He'd bullying basically. He called that player.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Jordan went hard on people too, then he's like, he's playing in the face. He said to his coach, I'm not playing when Jeremy Linn was playing with him and Linn, he just felt like wasn't showing up. He goes, I'm not getting on the court with him, I don't want to play with him. And then he called like, Kobe. And then he called like one of his teammates who I sat next to on the plane and he was like, I don't want to play with him, man. Four in the morning, he was like, what? I don't want him on the team. He's here just talking to him. He would take everything personally. But do you guys do you guys think that's like mean or they just have a different competitive edge? I mean I said if you're that good. I'm gonna listen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying like if you're that like but if you're just like
Starting point is 00:56:36 If you're just that guy Like that's what I'm saying like I don't like if Bill Paxon was like I don't I don't want to play with Dennis Rob now like that But maybe shut the fuck up It's Jordan Kobe or once in a generation town. I'm gonna listen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz people are like made it seem like I mean he was being mean or whatever But it's like he could back it up. They're extreme winners So like winning is everything and losing is the worst thing Bill Parcells was that way apparently like is I think his ex wife is talking about it like when he would lose it would be it would like he felt like there was
Starting point is 00:57:10 Bile and his in his throat like he couldn't like literally He would get sick Some people are just I mean there's you know so ultra competitive even it sounds like exhaust me Jordan's friend Like even if you got a girl over him you Friends like it depends on you know yeah, yeah, Like, if you got a girl over him, you fucking... He may not have friends, like, it depends on where you're back from. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I'm just kissing with his kids... I don't know that.
Starting point is 00:57:31 I don't know that. He know that you're dad. Yeah. Be exhausting. Oh, damn, damn, God. I don't have money to pay you. Right. I've lost my life.
Starting point is 00:57:39 Yeah, chill, man. You pay me. Yeah, I'll see you work for him, right? All his kids work for the Jordan brand. They do. Yeah. Wow. He sudden. Cause they work for him, right? All his kids work for the Jordan brand. All of a sudden. Wow. You guys might have a way to see him do that. A guy like that though, his family is probably his,
Starting point is 00:57:49 you know, like that's part of the competition. That's part of like, you know, there's, there's, there's us and that. Well, but also you can't, if you marry Michael Jordan, have kids with them, you know, that's like being upset, you buy a pit bull and it's aggressive. Like you, you signed up, you married fucking Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, if you're a jack war, it's aggressive. Like you signed up, you made fucking Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan.
Starting point is 00:58:06 If you hold a kid, you're in a Jaguar. It's not gonna be a pet like a dog. It's a jack. His kid played, I think Florida Atlantic. FIU I think. Oh, that was a big hit. He just did call. It wasn't very good, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Oh, really? Yeah, one of, yeah, one of Michael Jordan. Yeah, I wonder how he would be like, did he try to coach or anything like that? Who Jordan? He owns the box. I know that he doesn't he doesn't know. He's too competitive. Yeah. Like they're they're they draft a Kwame Brown and you know and Jordan vouch form and then saw he wasn't very good. I guess the guy
Starting point is 00:58:38 said something to Jordan. Jordan was 50 at the time and this was his first day in Jordan goes, hey let's play one-on-one. The kids like dude you don't want to do this and you're like yeah, I do he beat him so bad They said he like his his confidence was he used a bust It's calm you never came back because jointly destroyed him one-on-one 50 50 who's up in the office in his suit and was like oh this is the kid I vouch for Dude let's play one-on-one and beat him so bad that the kid was like, oh my god. Get in your kitchen. Get in your kitchen. Cause you always leave one window open in your house.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Everybody thinks they got all the windows closed in their house. You find that one window's covered like that. Like the night stalker. Just a little by the way. Just a little illusion. And that's a little compromise. And he pop out. And then now he's in your kitchen.
Starting point is 00:59:22 And he's moving shit around. And he hear clanging. And now you can't do it There's a very fast thing he does you can't you your house ain't locked up to that degree dude That's exactly from the night stalker. That's right. Is it really? Yes That's exactly night stalker said the exact thing. There's always there's always a way she wouldn't quote your house I wish you wouldn't quote him right. He's a bad person, but that's fine Hey, I thought his baseball career was pretty interesting too Jordans. Mm-hmm wouldn't never did an interview with sports illustrated again after they said his
Starting point is 00:59:54 Michael. Oh, yeah, yeah, and baseball person nobody worked like him nobody worked that hard I mean yeah, that's what there was a man not playing since high school and going like he wasn't awful That's what they were saying and here's the other thing neither was Tim T-Bo dude also now you played cars It was pretty good. Yes, and now you know T-Bo's gonna try out with the with the jacks of a Jaguar is that tight end You signed a tight end they signed them. They signed them. Yeah, they signed a real well You know erbremires is the coach and that him and Timmy are super close and they're also next door neighbors Oh, and Timmy wants to play still Mm-hmm. How old is he?
Starting point is 01:00:27 He pretty younger. Yeah You need me older for he has to be a two years older than they would they use him as a is there is there are there? He's 33 so always No, don't ask that question You're tied in dropping back to on Honorable? No, but no. A flea flicker. No, no. No, you could use like a wild cat package on the line
Starting point is 01:00:50 or something, but he wouldn't play tied in. He'd go over to quarterback. You could do a shift where the start of quarterback. Yeah, or he'd just the jump pack. He's a giant man. So I would imagine catching balls for him. I don't know what his hands are like. Great hands.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Tim's right Tim's the fucking athlete. Yes, oh, you want to talk about a savage like mentally tough is shit mentally Can't face him to and everybody know much scrutiny he gets and shit. He gets speed How old is he now 33 not terrible? 33 not terrible not terrible do time is that like it ever did it's not like you know he's not like 36 yeah he in bright two years left two years so what's he at tight end hello just grunk he's still playing right tight end yeah grunk is he's like old older really I'd say like probably 38 six there's no reason why he can't Tim really well I'm fascinated to see that will he start I doubt it Probably. 36. There's no reason why he can't. Tim?
Starting point is 01:01:45 Tim, I'm fascinated to see that. Well, he's start? I doubt it. Because the title is a lot of blocking too, right? Just depends what you are. Yeah. There's blocking titles, receiving titles, there's titles.
Starting point is 01:01:58 So he must be working out a lot and stuff and just saying, he's a master of sound. Right? Always. Yeah. He's a monster. There's he's dude. There's not Listen, there's not a harder worker in the room and you have a friend with him, right? Yeah, that's my boy. Yeah
Starting point is 01:02:11 He's a fucking monster great guy. You get his his charity show. Yeah, he's a great guy. He bombed you killed it right very good I had a really good yeah, I didn't do all but I had an amazing talk with him. Yeah about religion and and and sort of, but he's very, very articulate on that subject. Like, he's very grounded in his faith, but he can back it up. Well, think about it, everyone questions. Doesn't he?
Starting point is 01:02:35 Since you've been a kid, everybody questions his faith. So if you, they thought it was like false or something? No, it's just, you know, if you're that bald, even religion, you know, I do it to my father and while the time, he grew up super Catholic, and on Easter, mean him got into it, not in a bad way,, if you're that balls even religion, you know, I do it to my father and my father and he grew up super Catholic, and Easter mean him got into it, not a bad way, but if you're gonna question that.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Just having that discussion. If you're gonna question someone on their faith, you better have some legit point. Yeah, because if you go with the basic shit, it's like making fun of David Foster for being fat. He's been fat his entire life. He roast people for a living. So if you're, David Lucas. I was like, who for a living. So if you, who?
Starting point is 01:03:05 David Lucas. I was like, who's David Lucas? David Lucas. So if you're in a roast David Lucas, you have something else to say. You gotta have something to say. So if you're in a question to him's faith, he's heard it all.
Starting point is 01:03:13 He's heard it all. And he's ready to go. It's like a heckler. Like if you heckle Rogan or Brian or fucking Dan Cook, dude, you think saying, you're not funny is gonna work. You don't think they've heard that from day one Grump and Boston. Yeah, so you better come up with some original otherwise you can get annihilated But it seems like I mean just from being an outsider seems like he just keeps his
Starting point is 01:03:34 Religion like pretty much like it's his thing No, he's not pushing it on anyone I want to say that I He's not pushing it on any one. I want to say that. I want to say that. Jesus, if we can speak some. Yeah. I just got a Bible study with him. What do you mean? I just got a Bible study with him. He probably just casually invited you though.
Starting point is 01:03:51 And probably wasn't like, you need to do this. You don't want to disappoint him. So, Brad and probably, that can just seem going, yeah. I showed up every Wednesday. I showed up every Wednesday.
Starting point is 01:03:59 I stopped going because I talked to the pastor and I said, I said, yeah, I'm listening to you guys talk and his basic network. And so all these famous people listening to you guys talk and it's basically networking. So all these famous people, I was like, this doesn't feel right. And then I said, so you were talking about today because they always have, they're always a theme every Wednesday
Starting point is 01:04:16 and we do have the Beverly Hills Hotel. And we got done, as the pastor, I said, so like my dad and brother don't believe in God, what happens to them, he goes, hopefully they do, man. Otherwise they're going to hell. I was like, that can't be right. They're great, they're nice people. So what happens to the people that don't have the opportunity
Starting point is 01:04:31 to learn about Catholic or Christianity? See, I believe, the only thing I believe is that if you don't believe in Christ, you're going to hell. Well, if you, the whole to match and hold your finger in it, and think of your whole body that way for eternity, but that's the only thing I'm saying. Just kidding. Oh, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not your sister.
Starting point is 01:04:48 I know, Brian, you think the real high is? No, she's not. You didn't get the job. I'm not Chris, I'm not Chris. I listen to you so much, because you speak so well. It's smart as shit. I don't believe that you burn, no. And I'm saying it like a fire, if you don't take,
Starting point is 01:05:01 Brian, you said you're a fire. You're not religious, are you? I have respect for religion, and I can talk to you for a long time about it but I don't think it's very hard for me to reconcile that I have to be Except that Christ was God and the Messiah and that everybody else is wrong. That's why but I think Christianity is a pretty It's a very interesting religion in that love-died neighbor, love-died enemy. There's some great thing. Like the basic principles of religion no matter what religion.
Starting point is 01:05:32 Well, if you get rid of, if you get rid of religion, like which we have done, if you get rid of organized religion, see human beings are religious, they are religious and they're gonna get religious about something like diet, politics, wokeness, wokeness is a religion. It's about purity. You purify the ranks. You excommunicate people that are not with you. You find out where they are. You kick them out of the community. You kick them out of the community. That's what they're
Starting point is 01:05:57 doing. That's what they're doing. Social media. You're not pure. When whenever you are human beings are when they're obsessed historically with purity, when they're obsessed with Habi Islam, which is a form of Islam that's obsessed in the sense You are up to human beings are when they're obsessed historically with purity when they're obsessed Well, hobby Islam, which is a form of Islam that's obsessed in the sense with purity purifying anytime you hear anybody talking about We can we got to get rid of these people over here to make society Don't trust them you talk. Yeah, you're not trust them be very careful of those Yeah, there's those the people you look out for which is like there's kind of like a new age of it is No, Pika anytime you have an ideology which is a sick religion Which is like there's kind of like a new age of it. No, because anytime you have an ideology,
Starting point is 01:06:25 which is a sick release. Yeah, it's kind of just always been. Anytime you believe you can perfect human beings or society, what you're going to do historically at every turn is you're gonna go, these people over here are beyond redemption. They're too old, they're too successful. Their reeducation won't work for them.
Starting point is 01:06:41 So let's, we gotta get rid of them. But they've never succeeded. And they've never succeeded at it. Well, that's also what that's also what hit. That's what hit. That's what Paul Pes isn't new. Yeah, that's what Lenin never never worked out every time. Revolution did not. People talk about Castro. Talk to gay people. Talk to the people that were on the margins with in Castro's regime. Talk to them. They there's the counts council's example of people like, you guys over here are just inconvenient.
Starting point is 01:07:07 We got to move you out of the way. We got a hundred million graves to point to with the communist revolutions, a hundred million. So. But it seems like that mob just pretty much takes the online world, if I'm correct. That's what you feel that way. Well, they're taking the online world,
Starting point is 01:07:23 but then the online world scares the big corporations. The corporations make changes. Yeah. And then that mob goes after Disney. Now Disney has to change the fucking Snow White movie, you know, so that like it trickles down. It's not going to change until sensible people start boycotting, start saying, I'm not buying from that corporation.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Well, until the movers and shakers do. Yeah. Until the movers go, hold up. This is insane. We got to stop. This is awesome. We can only get so won't yeah otherwise because the prince kiss no white to savor life. Yeah Oh, they and they're saying well there's oh this is a real thing. Oh, yeah. Yeah, no one's heard this no one meets the news No, I did yeah, yeah, they're going after cartoon They're going after snow white saying she was asleep didn't give the prince consent to kiss her
Starting point is 01:08:04 So they did get rid of that movie and the ride it doesn't Wow and People allow it to happen Who wait who's allowing no one can just go no one's no one the guts like people are just scared to say you'll fuck you I Should a new thing either because they did something like this to the parents of the Caribbean ride I know they don't have a role. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should.
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Starting point is 01:08:43 They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. They should. trying to look forward and everything. Like, arching off women like, they're saying fuck off them. This is insane. You can argue that you would do that to slipping beauty too, because that whole, like, the origins of that in the Grims tale is that she was raped and woke up because she gave birth.
Starting point is 01:08:55 And they have sleeping feet. I mean, we could go back that old school if you want. But this ride isn't that Grims tale. But this ride is Grims. So they're saying that that Prince kissed her without her consent. And they need to get rid of that. In Grer without her consent and they need get rid of that in grims But that's not the story that Disney tells Grims if you read Grims the original Cinderella Oh, yeah, yeah, it's not cut their own toes out to fit in that slipper. They're like let's just lock off these digits
Starting point is 01:09:17 Where what's the other one? Fucking hands on grit. Yeah, yeah, I want super stuffy. She puts them in the kids in the cage, da, ease them and get them plump, so she can eat them. Kill them. motto is don't trust strangers. Yes, but okay, but it's okay, so just know why I think, then what?
Starting point is 01:09:34 What is it, what is it do? What is it do? Nothing will make them happy. It doesn't, it won't stop there. It's mad. So if they start tailing towards that, then it's gonna go on to everything. So it seems like these corporations think the online world is like the reality.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Yes, and it's not. And you know what I mean? It's the madness of crowds. Doug's Murray wrote a book called Mass and Crowd. That's a great job of showing you how crazy this is. I'll read it. And people have to stand up to it. You have to stand up to come.
Starting point is 01:09:58 But the only way it's gonna happen, you gotta draw lines and say, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes. This, we agree is bad, but this, we, you know. The court decision, they were crying. and we're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Spotify woke workers in New York are like, he's anti this, Rogan's anti this, and then we said the vaccination thing, and they're like, right, this is the final straw,
Starting point is 01:10:33 you gotta kick him off, Spotify said, cool story. Hey, our company's gone up three billion dollars since we signed them, and the downloads are the highest we've ever had. Money talks, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, so money talks. But the people ordinary citizens have to be very conscious when a corporation does bullshit like that
Starting point is 01:10:51 and folds to the mob, to the mob, the mindless mob. But it's starting to react to all the, look at the NBA, look at the NBA. When they were like, oh, we're protesting that shooting and the main fucking citizens of the US went, hold up, have you seen this? Like, this isn't a racist thing. The woman was trying to stab another woman.
Starting point is 01:11:11 Well, that one's different. Yeah, I grew it down. This is the one where, remember that guy? He was trying to take his kids and the wife, the ex-wife called the cops and he had a restraining word against them and then the cops shot him like several times, probably didn't shoot him so much much but then they protest and didn't play games. Well, America who watches the NBA went that ain't right man.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Like what you're what you're dying on the sale for isn't right. So the numbers went good good. So now the NBA has the suffering or the broader pro or or or LeBron James going that cop you're you're next all right Well now his Jersey sales and everything's you know, it's no one's watching the games. Is that is that without yet He's been out for 24 days. Huh? He's been out is actually the sore ankle or because oh, yeah, I'm sure sore ankle Oh, yeah, you got hurt again. How interesting that's it is There was a good her backlash man on that guy. No No, he got so much backlash, he came out and apologized.
Starting point is 01:12:06 He was like, I didn't look into it enough. But that's the problem. Yes, there's the, a smarter protester. It'd be fair. If you're, yeah, but if you're gonna do it and you know nothing about it, if you at least look into it,
Starting point is 01:12:17 because you do near rate how people think. So by you doing that, that makes matters worse. That divides us even more. It's like the guy was talking about people who are like you know For decriminalizing the border and I just I had a border control agent come to my show and and Talking about how insane it is showing me video of how fucking nuts that border is they're letting everybody over if you're caught smuggling people Of it you don't get arrested you don't get prosecuted when you are caught smuggling people of it, you don't get arrested. You don't get prosecuted. When you are caught over the border, you're released on your own cognizance. And then you have to come back for a court date two years later.
Starting point is 01:12:51 There's there are decriminalizing border. And it's got to be like, all these people who are fighting for immigrant rights coming over. They don't speak a word of Spanish. They don't speak a word of Spanish. They don't know anything about that. They're into that. They just, it's just easy. No one knows the details.
Starting point is 01:13:04 Yeah. You don't live there. You don't, you don't see what those border control. So it's even doing that. They just, it's just easy. No one knows the details, yeah. You don't live there. You don't see what those border control, so yeah, you're just saying it's easy. And you're not paying to have those people come over and deal with all that stuff. Yeah, it's not doing that. It's not responsible.
Starting point is 01:13:15 So I guess borders don't mean anything. Borders aren't reasonable. Take the front door of your house. How about those people do that? But, you know, fuck it. Did you hear that the woke left is trying to start only teaching the positive parts of history in schools now? They want to get rid of all the bad parts of history.
Starting point is 01:13:35 You can't. Yeah, I know. You wouldn't have history. I know. I got to know this though. I don't know where I read it, but I saw some school. I think it was like some school in Indiana Some weird state that they were trying to look they weren't teaching
Starting point is 01:13:50 Slavery like they weren't teaching any of that shit. They wanted to have a Positive reinforcement about how about us's history. They can't do it already Yeah, they can't scale that That might be a backlash to the fact that they're trying also to teach the idea that America was only founded on slavery, only founded on bad things, and they don't look at the genius of James Madison, Alexander Hamilton, and the genius of the political system that they set up. I doubt you they're teaching that, though, when you're talking about.
Starting point is 01:14:18 There's no way. No, they're not. No, that's what I'm saying. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, Christopher Columbus discovered this, he's the first one, which we know isn't true. There's all this shit They didn't teach any of that shit in high school for me at least. Yeah, you got a public school space been pretty well private You went to private school private Catholic school. Yeah, damn, oh, damn, oh, go Still don't know the difference between Christianity and Catholicism on us like oh, we don't want to get in
Starting point is 01:14:41 We don't want to get done here because we're gonna lose all the listeners We don't want to get in we don't want to get in done here because we're gonna lose all the listeners He was ready I was like this entertainment and you guys could take this after this. I can tell you what he got Keep us on track Brennan keeps on I always kept it on good track. I'll go deep. I was like, did you say Judaism? Oh, yeah, I heard this was gonna happen. So Elon Musk was on Saturday night live He bombed it really just kind of depends on he listen He could have put on a Jim Carrier performance and those people were still gonna say he bombed
Starting point is 01:15:13 Yeah, cuz they don't like him cuz he's the rich man in the world But he went on and a lot of people were upset about it because Dogecoin went from 70 cents to I believe 52, 54 cents. And so it's currently at a dip and people are blaming Elon Musk for being on Saturday night live. They know that they really have. I think because a bunch of people thought it was going to go in the other direction and was going to hit a dollar and then dip. People were kind of expecting that huge spike and then dump it all. Did he win? Is he talking shit about Dogecoin or something?
Starting point is 01:15:47 No, he's absolutely for Dogecoin. But he said it was a hustle, right? Yeah, he said that he wouldn't advise anybody to invest and absurd amount of money into it and that you should invest responsibly. But he also said that Dogecoin is a future. So it's kind of like, it's Elon Musk, you never know. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:08 Well, my buddy, you know, Kevin Bay. Yeah. Kevin said, Kevin said, he goes, he was the end, he was the end Dogecoin. And he's like, it's gonna dip, it's gonna dip. So I was up to 74 cents. And he bought it like 10 cents and he goes, I'm gonna sell.
Starting point is 01:16:21 And then buy it. So, so Elon Musk does set it in our life. He said to me, he kept saying, it goes as soon as he's on, it's gonna crash. So you gotta sell right before. He's after my show on Saturday, late show, he goes, fuck, I forgot. Yes, it happens.
Starting point is 01:16:39 It's a lot of money. Fuckin' big guys, you can crash. I knew I told you. I was like, sorry bro. Damn, I have a friend that put millions of dollars into it. Million and at its peak he made he came out with 15.000. Oh, yeah, when he got out, I don't know if he got out or he just kept holding, but he still. Well, it's not 15.000 now But wait at the price when you got it, he still has a bunch of millions of dollars in it. So it really depends on when you got in How much money you put it to it? You can make some money. Why Mike's doing pretty good with it. Really? Mike. That sounds like a coin he'd meet me into. Oh yeah. What else you got, Jen? So a senator
Starting point is 01:17:16 over in Ohio State was on a Zoom call where they were trying to debate about what the rules of distracted driving would be. And while he's on the Zoom call, he is actually in his car driving. Really? And they caught him. He made his background. His background is all the stuff. But you could see his seatbelt. He is a seatbelt.
Starting point is 01:17:39 And this was actually live streamed to a government website. So he thought that no one was gonna see it or catch it. So he had a backdrop that made me. That was his office and he was in his car. He must have like placed his car on just a sort of contraption. But you can see a seatbelt. You can see Republicans. But he stopped that. Andrew Brenner is sitting in his car, parked. But a couple of minutes later, he's... LAUGHTER
Starting point is 01:18:06 I had to some shit to do, man. I had to pick up kids or some shit. It's so obvious of that. Bell, throughout the rest of the meeting, you can see Senator Brenner glancing around and turning the steering wheel. A bit later, he appears to be pressing a button to unmute himself preparing to speak your brinner at no home
Starting point is 01:18:28 and then he appears to salute before the final sign-off but that wasn't where his short zooming while driving journey ended it's now making national news he put that background up because he didn't want you to know he was just listening yeah it was so that was his argument he was saying that he wasn't want you to know. But he was just listening. Yeah, it was that. Yeah, so that was his argument. He was saying that he wasn't necessarily driving distract and be distracted. Because he was almost like a voice fuck. Yeah, but it almost did.
Starting point is 01:18:54 I guess it's dangerous or something. Yeah. He was driving from one place to another. He said I was paying attention to the driving and listening to it. Yeah, because it seems like he placed his phone like on his day. Yeah, like on a wall. Yeah, no, no, you got no, you're gonna know you're gonna see obviously He said phone calls are the most part but on video calls. I'm not paying attention to the video to me
Starting point is 01:19:13 It's like a phone call. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. They need chill on home. You man. Let him live his life People qualify that news nowadays No, it's the news needs. You've got to get clicks, man. They need your attention. It's not about the truth. They want your attention. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:31 Anything they can get. Okay. So, Brendan, I know you love you for yesterday. So, the knee-sweeney actually went on Instagram live crying because she was at home hanging out with her dog watching HGTV when she noticed that she was trending on Twitter randomly And she didn't know why because she didn't have anything to remote She didn't do like some interview that was going viral It was actually somebody who posted a photo of her and made it just so it's her face and right above her chest saying
Starting point is 01:20:00 She looks like a mucket and their whole thing is she's only hot if you see her body but her face is ugly and other people then went on and started to shit on her and so she went on Instagram live basically crying saying like just so you know the shit does her wait so that was lily cunt huh at Lee cunt I think it's lay like it's a me oh I live content hit play China Apparently I am Trinning on Twitter. She's gorgeous. She's absolutely gorgeous stunning dropped a gorgeous such a shame Would never actually do this I think it's really important for people to see how words actually affect people And I know everyone says,
Starting point is 01:20:45 like, you can't read things. You should have read things. You're in one time in Hollywood, girl. Yeah, she's super pretty, by the way. And somebody called her a muppet. Stop. Stop. It's for attention.
Starting point is 01:20:56 Also like this is for attention. This is not, you're fine. You're in social media. You're fine. One person called you a muppet. She's young though. She's young though. You had off 20 early 20s, I mean come on. I mean you got to say you at some point you really have to say fuck social media
Starting point is 01:21:13 You really do. Oh, if you're going to look at it. I mean Is so hard though. Yeah, it's so hard. Yeah, stop Those people have those people literally have nothing to do but they don't they don't know a holy fuck like It's so gorgeous. You know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you know you I do kind of feel bad for her because she got a lot of her fame very very recently and it was almost overnight Okay, but I'm saying be your future. I just feel like you're 50. I'm up it 59 years old. I mean like but I you're 58 But before okay, but for you, you know your tear about social media for her like this this young like she's young So like so she's everything. Sir, sir, when you look like that and there are people out there that don't look like
Starting point is 01:22:09 that who have real physical problems you can't you can't be upset when something like like I do what you say because you want it for attention and that's ridiculous. You don't think she has people you don't think she has people in her corner being like hey fuck this shit. There's got to be someone in her corner telling her. What person said you look like a muppet and she's crying when she looks like that. Meanwhile me while majority of the comments She probably gets our damn she's bad Baby she's also I would put online sucks. That's a pretty online does suck
Starting point is 01:22:36 It's like fuck what people say online does it literally doesn't matter because most of us are doing anything But she's young no matter. I don't feel bad. That was the That people were sitting on her for. She's still beautiful. What do you mean? I'm up it. Stop everybody. That's a muppet. It's a feel bad. I hate me when Brian's Prius. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You got a Prius? One of my cars. Easy. Daddy. I bought it for a Vettor. Daddy, you really Tesla. I bought it for somebody, okay? I bought it for a friend. Daddy, you really test her. I bought it for a friend.
Starting point is 01:23:06 Daddy's trying, you know, crazy. I think you're holding me. I'm trying my test. You're not. We got to turn that in, right? I think it depends on what fanbase you're a part of. Because some of these fanbases for like the younger generation is ruthless. Like, there is this girl named Charlie Demelio.
Starting point is 01:23:20 She's the biggest TikToker. She will randomly trend on Twitter because it's like it happens to be her birthday She doesn't say anything and people then have her trending on Twitter saying like fuck you. You should die Happy birthday, brat, and it's like she's 17 so young She's so important. Hold this is gal. This girl. I think she's 22 23 Fairly young, so she'll meet here. It's so healthy I'm saying Like what like we like haven't we learned that already?
Starting point is 01:23:56 That social media is just fucked up. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know what I mean like it mean it's so obvious Makes you break she too though. I mean she also gets a lot of love on social media Yeah, yeah, but I mean, but just a lot of attention I feel like this is much you get that love. You shouldn't take it that fucking series and let that come into your ego, I guess. You know what I mean? You'll be fine. You get over it. Yeah, you get over it.
Starting point is 01:24:12 Yeah, right now. Sebastian has a great joke about it where he's like, all the trolls are on the internet are always people that are just sitting in their basement just on the computer. Actually, they've done studies on it. It's actually not what you think. It's actually a lot of regular citizens
Starting point is 01:24:28 like teachers and people and- I don't know if that's true, B. Oh, no. I don't think that's true. It's not true for a kid. No, it's not. It's not so weird as teachers. Yes, it is.
Starting point is 01:24:38 No, it's not. Actually, yes, it is. That can't be true. I can say, because so on, let's teach you- How many teachers do you think are in America? A lot. So a lot. How many teachers do you think are in America? A lot. So a lot. How many teachers do you think?
Starting point is 01:24:47 It's not just teachers what I'm saying is that people think it's like these guys and there's a lot of it is. A lot of social media hate comes from people who for whatever reason are born at work or it would surprise you and they go it's something inside them comes out and they go, that and that. And so if you see the vast majority of it, I guarantee the vast majority, I think Facebook did a whole thing on this,
Starting point is 01:25:08 like where is this coming from? And it's not coming from these little guys, it's coming from a lot of people you'd be surprised at. Like people are dicks when nobody's looking. I think that's the exception, the least most productive people ever though. Like they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, it's no one killed in life that's leaving that stuff.
Starting point is 01:25:26 That's what I'm saying. I don't, that's why I'm like a teacher's gonna be happy with their life. A teacher? That's why I'm saying it's, I don't know. Oh, I mean, I could see the teacher. I could see the teachers. I don't see the teacher.
Starting point is 01:25:38 I'm saying teachers are too busy. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm saying the majority of hate online stuff. It's a lot of people who are telling it. I would say it's from work, it's what I one of saying they're not doing it from their basement. They're doing it from work. They're doing it from where they are. So they're doing it from a cubicle.
Starting point is 01:25:50 They're doing, they're doing, they're doing, it's not the prototypical, I'm in my basement, my mom. It's people in the workforce who are like bored. Yeah, you're going, that bugs me. You know, that's what I read. Yeah, so. All right, you're going to be, you're going to be in Houston soon, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:10 There was a tiger on the loose in Houston. I like that intro. I guess it was a blue tiger though. It was a pet tiger someone had. And then they reported the night before they couldn't find it. And later on this guy who's like an off duty police officer, the tiger's walking calm to him. Like, straight up to him.
Starting point is 01:26:31 This is wild. That'd be scary. That is either way that would be fucking scary. You got kids walking around looking for you. So he's doing this. It's a nice thing. He said no, sir. I'll tell you no sir.
Starting point is 01:26:46 Also, why won't you just get it in your truck? That's the first guy running. He probably had his door open. Come on man, do better with the video dude. So the guy yelling is like it's his tiger. Oh was someone's tiger? Yeah. He's like don't shoot or just shoot. I'll get. Luce, he's like, don't shoot him.
Starting point is 01:27:05 I'll get him back. The guy's like, I don't kill. Get far to fuck you. I don't care. I said to fucking tiger. Yeah, to fucking tiger. Jesus. Um.
Starting point is 01:27:13 Tigres are no joke. Tigres. Oh, I thought it was funny. Lustigres. I'll just play for you. This is from Barstool. So I'm a dickhead and I hate seeing other people happy, especially when they have nicer things than me, things I can't afford.
Starting point is 01:27:27 So what I do is search Instagram for hashtags. So let's say sneaker heads. I search sneaker head, easy, Nike, and I'll find victims. Once I pick out somebody, I find their posts, and then I repost them, but with an awful shoe. Usually, that's so funny. I would just repost them and see how they reacted. The first guy I chose, my first victim,
Starting point is 01:27:51 took it not so well. He sent me a message. Reported your account. You'll be banned soon. I wasn't and I kept going. That's the tension. Fly shit only. All black diameters.
Starting point is 01:28:03 I'm gonna see some of these responses. This fucking guy photoshopped sketchers over my F.O.G. Skylons, LOL. I don't know what F.O.G. Skylons are, but their sketchers now. Soon Frank started to be on me because I was spending hours and hours and hours because this kid had like 35 pairs of shoes and I did them all. This guy's awesome. So now that's funny. That's fucking funny. That's hilarious all. This guy's awesome. So now that's funny.
Starting point is 01:28:26 That's fucking funny. That's hilarious. God, that's funny. That's chill. Damn, that's hilarious. I love it. I wouldn't know what's coolest shoes. I don't know how you decide what's dope and what's not.
Starting point is 01:28:44 I don't know. I don't know. you decide, you guys decide what's dope and what's not. I don't know. I don't know. Those are actually fucking cool. These are Sean Weatherspoon and Deezas. Those are pretty badass. Yeah, but you got cool shoes from Super X? Yeah, yeah, these are me some dope-ish shoes. I know why those are cool and some other ones are not.
Starting point is 01:29:00 These are, and I never know what any of the shoes are called, I just know I just go off like I go off like a look I don't go off if it's like the hottest thing Yeah, whatever these are bad ass Yeah, it looks like a hot out to soup looks for that it looks like a house architecture little architecture Yeah, I can see how you think that those are classics, you know, they are now could you play basketball on those? You I can't play basketball their basketball shoes, but probably wouldn't want to you ask in the wrong guy I don't believe basketball, right? They're basketball shoes, but probably wouldn't want to. You're asking the wrong guy. Sorry about my racist. I don't keep playing basketball.
Starting point is 01:29:27 Sorry about my racist. Sorry, racist profile. I'm just saying they look like basketball shoes. They are basketball. What's your name? Oh, it's just some crazy Instagram posts I saw with these dogs. They didn't look real. Just kick it.
Starting point is 01:29:41 Yeah, and then there's this stuff. That's a bell's in front of them. Brennan, you have a crazy huh? The dogs doing parkour in yeah, and he catches a first bee. Yeah, there's such bees They can they can scale a 12 foot wall this what can And they and I've had him bite me on a bite suit in Afghanistan. No punk and it ain't fun Check this out. Yeah, the alligator actually jumps up almost like four feet. It says.
Starting point is 01:30:06 That'll lead to fucking dogs. Because you're a dog that's like to bark at everything. Oh, yeah. I know. No, he was going on. You're food. Oh, no. Yep.
Starting point is 01:30:14 Oh, he's in the water now. Also figured out dog. Dog's driving nuts. Did that work? Did that work get knocked out? Did he die? No, he was saved. Oh, okay, and there you can see this guy running So he was able to save him thank God that fucking alligator just grabbed him a
Starting point is 01:30:34 Jumped actually jumped out of the water lucky. I mean that's Did you see where that old man saved his puppy? Yeah? While smoking cigarette Dogs all the fucking time look how it jumps It actually jumps that high. Yeah, I is what I'll smoke a cigarette to I'm gonna eat dogs all the fucking time. Look how it jumps. Senator, it actually jumps that high. Yeah, man. On the water. That's food.
Starting point is 01:30:50 Did you guys hear about the story about some dude's dog was attacked by I think a bear? The guy ran at the bear, tackled the bear off his dog and started feeding him shots to the head. Was it? It wasn't a little bit. It wasn't a little bit. It wasn't like a huge bear was like a little it was like a juvenile like Smaller bear because that grizzly bear ain't gonna oh
Starting point is 01:31:15 It's like what's that there is a big black bear I thought Go up. I think that might have be it the top one. I love Uh, go up, I think that might have been it. The top one? I love that. Sometimes you gotta chuck it up with a lot. So good. Sometimes if it's a crazy, it's a nice guy. Sometimes I play, yeah, this is it.
Starting point is 01:31:32 That whore sunk in, but didn't paralyze him. I just ran down there, plowed into the bear, tackled it, and grabbed it by its throat, and started hitting it in the face, and I tell it, let him go. The bear ran off. That's a guy that's stuck. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:31:45 Oh wow. The bear fucked his face. Mother load vet hospital was ready for surgery as soon as Caleb got there, but he needed her. Who was your kid? It's a back. I rescue him again from a 350 pound bear. Yeah, I don't believe it's the same thing.
Starting point is 01:31:59 I know that's why it's tough to believe these sometimes. Yeah, you know what? I don't believe it's the 50. I also don't believe he tackled and started punching it. And I think he ran and scared the bear in the bear way. You know what? I'm gonna take off. I feel, I feel, I wait too.
Starting point is 01:32:11 And this guy, this guy has no scratch on him. He has no scratch. You need proof. You need footage, you know what? It's tough on the say this stuff. You're happy by the neck. Now, you see the bear's neck? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:22 I'm sorry, you got her like this? Cause it's gonna be like this. And you grab her. And then? Yeah. I'm sorry, you got her like this? Because it's going to be like this. You grab her. And then also, if you're like this, that means that bear is... I mean, this is where I'm right in the center. Do you know how fast they are? You grab their neck. They turn.
Starting point is 01:32:34 You know how strong they are. Watch a bear. The watch a small bear turn on a woman. You ever see a bear that... It was a reporter. And she was doing a thing. The bear's going boom and turns that girl. That was a big grizzly. It wasn't that big though if you look at the Barrett's like crazy That's a huge that's what says three or fifty pound bear
Starting point is 01:32:52 I don't think that was out. Is that the same one see he's three Just said yes, yes, reference for three hundred Three pounds grab him by the neck that never The neck never mind. I'm just kidding now. This is what happened. This is not happened I was I believe you I think a cub was playing with his dog and he scared the cub off Where's the neck? Never mind, I'm just kidding. Now this is what happens. This is what happened. I believe your home is broken. I think a cub was playing with his dog and he scared the cub off.
Starting point is 01:33:09 That's what happened. Well the dog got beat up, but it got bit, but whatever that bear was, yeah. That's what's out. Jesus Christ. That's a lot. Yeah, that bear, definitely fucked that dog. He had him in his mouth.
Starting point is 01:33:21 That dog had his head in his mouth. Yeah, I don't believe the story, but I do think someone went down. Yeah, little fishy. Yeah That situation would you jump like the alligator like a bear situation would you guys dog? No, absolutely my kid? Yes, my dog got You guys are I want to look at you want them to go against the alligator. You ever seen a fucking grizzly bear? Not as if they're different like a bit like if it's like a high-end. He said a 350 pound blackberry. You're seeing that a fuck what about the alligator in it?
Starting point is 01:33:54 Again if it's worth the dog no see it dude. Just stay excited. There's a million of mouth out. How easy is it is replaced that? Aligator's immense well though. Have you ever seen the showgator voice? That's salt. Yeah, I wouldn't get in the water with one. I'd make it come out. If I had to. Aligator, who's did you funny dog?
Starting point is 01:34:13 Do I get a rapshooter in the water? Dude, I will put my life on a line for my dog. Oh, I don't like, how do you know? Did I? I have a Cavaliere King Charles manual. So, if it gets, if it gets taken by an alligator, there's, I don't think there will be more. More checking due, because it will be gone in one of my,
Starting point is 01:34:33 no, you would die next. That alligator's like, oh, look at this guy. Yeah. Look at this little guy jumping the water. Yeah. Well, like I said though, I wouldn't get in the water. I'd get someone to like whack at it from like the thing. Oh, because that's how they work.
Starting point is 01:34:43 Yeah. So, you're gonna entice him out and hit him in the head and then he doesn't come out. No, no, if it doesn't come out, scared away. I'd get someone to like whack at it from like the thing because that's how they work No, no, if it doesn't come out scared away, but if it gets on the in the water on fuck down the ground, I think I think I'd be There's so fast on the so fast But Have you seen get a boys?'ve seen I'm a reality show on Reality show if you have been around some crocodiles And guess what?
Starting point is 01:35:21 Well, they're diet is true. Yeah, now that's a whole different thing The saltwater this one's just chilling though. What does that think? It's alligator just running after a dead fish. I was gonna get this fish. Yeah, they can run. They say running is zigzag. Yeah, cause they can't turn their... You know what, that's what they say.
Starting point is 01:35:35 That's not that big. It's the only one way to find out. It's not big, but it's big enough. And if it bites you, the American alligator has one of the strongest bites on the planet. And then it drags you into water and rolls you. Yeah, it does not roll. It does not roll. And then it drags you into water and rolls you. Yeah, it's about the alligator room. It's about the alligator room.
Starting point is 01:35:47 You die. The alligator room. Yeah, because you ain't doing that. It's about the gator room. You can resist and lose your arm. If you're lucky, you will. Yeah, not for a dog. I'm not jumping.
Starting point is 01:35:55 I see them doing that. I'm not jumping out. Ocean for a song. Which ease. Oh, well, that's it. That's a big nail crocodile. That's the Kenyan. That's what here be dragons, sir.
Starting point is 01:36:04 Here be dragons. That's a now That's about over two thousand pounds in your dragon. This over two thousand pounds. I'm a dragon. I know we're still Go I felt the cover I wish It didn't work, dude, how far is it? And then I thought you dropped it, because you like something, take it. So then...
Starting point is 01:36:28 It's taken the country by storm people like, man, dragon. And they're like, ah, I got to. I breathed fire. Anything else, Jen? Just one last one. It was really nothing, but Jamie Foxx posted this and I thought it was funny.
Starting point is 01:36:42 TV Foxx in Swole, huh? So, he just said swipe left. But I don't see anything other than in... Why is he doing that face too? Okay, well... What if we get all the way to the end? That's it. And that face too, I don't know why he's doing that face.
Starting point is 01:37:00 It looks fake. I think it's a filter. I think he just... He just... He doesn't even say the glasses. He doesn't have an eyeglass company. He does. He does. He does. Yeah. And he sells them for pretty cheap. But it's the same glasses. He's wearing. So I thought maybe if you had different glasses on each picture, but it's the
Starting point is 01:37:14 same one. And he just his face is. Jamie Foxe though. I know. Doesn't look that big there. He's supposed to. He's playing Mike Tyson. So he's supposed to put on a bunch of weight He is as talented as he gets all the best such a beast He wanted to work for that Disney film right the soul Did he win an award? I think so the first the movie won. I don't think he won the award. Oh, he didn't win the movie one Yeah, like his character didn't win got it, but yeah, they won best animation
Starting point is 01:37:45 That was a great one to was he the voice. I was all right. You thought it was all right just all right good for sure I thought onward should one Much more in their Oh Kids that'll make you cry kids yeah, right onward to get you got that I'll get you onward will get you man that ending who? Honward to get you got that get you onward will get you man that ending who Which is just a film so not liking that one best animation they being onward right off bullshit That it did that's it there we go. All right kids. We did it. We have Brian will be we'll be back on Wednesday with Adam Corolla Yeah, I'm excited nice. I'll see you in Tampa kids
Starting point is 01:38:21 I'll be actually I got a big and hungry live podcast zanes may 19th then May 21 22 Tampa improv one of my favorite places now hold your breath Brendan because this is gonna get exciting I'm gonna be in Toledo, Ohio. Oh wow at the funny bone now. I've never done it daddy daddy's in the room It's 28. Are you gonna Sunday too? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna be there from Thursday and I leave on Sunday So I'll be through Thursday Friday Saturday at the Toledo funny bone. Don't know what to expect I understand it's in a mall. We'll see what happens Toledo, I don't know. We got Tampa. You got Toledo. Ohio's great. Then we got one of the best Texas June
Starting point is 01:38:58 LL that's recact COVID you think I'm excited going back you can't get enough going back go going back Now chin what is there doing to little Ohio is there anything that that that one would do in Toledo fishing fishing all right so there's a look from me on the go to a zoo after you watch that yeah I'll be in my hotel room doing nothing uh I'm in Houston Chappelle David Lucas and I will all be in Houston, May 20th to 22nd. Houston, Texas with a squad, then Oklahoma City, Bricktown Comedy Club, June 10th through the 12th tickets at FATKZ.com. And then I'll be a good night's comedy club in Raleigh, North Carolina this weekend, May 13th through the 15 tickets at chappelleac.com.
Starting point is 01:39:45 Or FATKZ, too. You're on there too. Or boutiquez.com. FATKZ. FATKZ. All right kids, love ya. Love ya. Bye.

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