The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 691: Shinigami

Episode Date: May 28, 2021

Viral STREETBEEFS fighting sensation Shinigami joins the gang to talk how he got into street fighting, how he doesn't get paid to fight, his love for Japanese culture, potential sponsorship from Fighter and the Kidz for his next fight, his goal to fight in pro MMA and starting his own school, his disdain for Logan Paul, all new current events and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got a special episode for you guys if you've ever seen those street fighting videos on YouTube and you're like, man I wonder what those guys are like so did we meet you pal when we're on the road She pal he brings up these videos asked me about these fighters and we brought up one his name is Shinogami Shinogami AK I call him the street panda. He's in studio today. He's a great dude It was fun fun show man So he's on the show day. That's why we're in headband you see all this in the street panda headbands and that's why he's our boy We support him and his fight coming up next next month in July in oh high and maybe the finally kid team will be there

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Go get it on it.com slash fighter, 10% off. When I trained, when I trained kung fu and got out there there we got my apologize what do you like to go by what uh Chinagami fine Chinagami what you're what you're real name Danny Danny yeah yeah that's what you say Danny you're you call sensei Danny you're you call sensei Danny bro Technically yeah So one of the reasons where you're here is when you know shiples my features when we're on the road We get a big year maybe with all our boys and someone always be like oh you got to get this video

And shiples like dude you got to see this guy. You gotta see this guy. So we're in Houston. And especially when it's fighting my whole God. And because we'll meet some random kid and back. Dude, he's a boxer. I'm like, that kid's not a boxer. I don't know fighting to him. Yeah, so he's like, yes, you gotta see this guy. He's like, oh, he got me, man.

You gotta see this guy. So he clicks on, I'm like, what is this? And it's like, you know, a backyard fight. And then just like, and, whoa! Just a fucking roundhouse to the goddamn face. How about you, but Robus? And then just like in Roundhouse to the goddamn Got me a bad time We're doing it hard. I told that was like I told y'all sliding around how I front foot round Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not like a million times a regular point-sparring turnings

I was like finally able to put the pepper on it and just I was kind of shocked myself man. My favorite brother That bit is the kid obviously you go low-kick and I'm like always send his ass up low-kick and then you seem like reached out for the kick and then Whoa, and then you seem go shit. Yeah That's the first time I saw that too. I'm like, oh, yeah, well, you know, you should have tried to grab the cake. Do you do any boxing as well? Yeah, I've doubt what I'm boxing a little bit for everybody.

I've been taking Muay Thai classes like the last month. See, what I like about you is that it'd be very easy to be sensei Shinagami and just have your school and have your Sparring that's very you know point sparring. This is karate, but you you've got this following you got your students And you were willing to get into a pit and put it to the test. You're gonna look stupid. You're gonna got knocked out You can't take that. That's what I like about you You're not you're like he's not three I was like, yeah, I was like 330 pounds. Dude, like pandemic weight was not fun, dude. How does this, how does one get into that street fighting stuff? Like, how's this come about? So I've been watching street beach since like 2010. Oh, yeah.

Right. So I ended up I wasbeach since like 2010. Hell yeah, right? So I ended up finding out that like one of the posted videos that we're gonna do at West Coast event like in 2019. And I wanted to try to get into that. Like Scarface came out here and did a thing like right up North from where I'm at.

And I couldn't make it, but then they started to actual West Coast group, like a West Coast branch. And I joined the group it, but then they started actual West Coast group like a West Coast branch And I joined the group on Facebook and got in like I got it in the last second actually because there was a little Misunderstanding with the cuz you know Facebook stupid with the timeline Feed crap like it you don't get all the notifications unless you really like find a way to set it that way So I missed a bunch of group notifications that it was actually gonna be in California It was supposed to be like in California they got moved to Vegas, and I thought it was just canceled altogether.

And then I found out like the morning of that it was in San Bernardino. So I hit up Tiny Tank and was like, hey man, please just give me a shot. I really wanna try to do some full contact fighting for once. And next thing I know I'm down there knocking detail out, you know, just whack. DTL got wet.

He's gonna be there to go. Hey, Do you have to like give them like your background, like I have a black belt in this, like training this, or is it just, what's that? They try to match you up based on like your experience, but a lot of guys just like they aren't trained in like belt arts or whatever. So it's just street fighters. Yeah, it's a lot of street fighters. I mean, there's a lot of, most of the guys in the West Coast are trained, but they're training like boxing, kickboxing, wrestling stuff like that. I mean, there's a few of us that are like jiu-jitsu karate

But do you know what the opponent what they specialize in? No, you don't have any I don't tell you tell the organizers you tell you tell the guys run in the event What your experience level is and what everything is and then depending on who actually shows up because there was like five guys It didn't show up that signed up and said they were yeah, that's actually how I was able to get in because there was like at that Point there was two guys that he quit they're canceled it probably see that black button like fuck this Like I'm not trying to sign it black the only person with a bigger water. Yeah I mean this is a custom one I got just for streaming because my my sense it was like yeah I don't don't mention the dojo because we aren't really that kind of dojo

Let me let me ask you this if you don't mind elaborating on this. As far as payment goes, is it run like, you know? Oh, no, that'll pay. Oh, you know, no, it's like even on YouTube views, nothing. You know what, you have like 20 million views on that damn video. One million of them from the two.

I know, yeah, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. They're point nine on the detail video, 1.4 on this this storm rider video you should get money for that Don't look that way be Hmm, it doesn't it doesn't oh, I'm sorry. No, I mean it's it's like it's like an e-mature work Basically, I mean that's how they kind of stay legal. They don't pay us and there's no They don't charge you. Yeah, there's no commission But is it still is it illegal? Oh, so that's how they get around

Yeah, they're there exhibitions and their I don't pay us they don't charge people to show up the only people who really get to show up is a fighter plus one or plus two depending on The situation the pandemic and everything they kind of took the down to plus one, but no payment whatsoever interesting For sure, yeah, but then the, but that can be a lot of exposure. For sure. But then the organization, we can call it that, street beef, they're not charging ticket sales either, right? They're just doing it for the content.

Yeah, like it's a forum for anyone who wants to test themselves out to do it. And first and foremost, it's a way for people to settle like disputes without doing stupid stuff, like shooting each other stab each other Oh, these are real disputes some of them are some of them Hey, if you go with the further back you go the more beef fights there are yeah now It's kind of mostly competition, but there's still beef fights. They're still be I didn't know that. Oh, yeah

I thought it was just like they just oh, yeah, no Scarface started out just putting flyers up and like local like bodegas and bars and stuff like that. Just, you know, hey, because I guess one day somebody had come to his house and asked if they could fight in his backyard to settle a beef. And he's been through a lot of stuff in his life too, you know, so he's seen all the, you know, we're all that stuff can go in the hood,

people shooting each other. Yeah, I mean, there was a beef by those literally over $20. $20? $20, but it was a principle. There was literally over $20. $20. $20. But it was a principle. It was a principle of it, too. I mean, that's our thing.

One of the best ones I can't remember what their names were, but it's an older video. They were literally in his backyard with just like the plywood and no barrier. It's very line heart. Growing up line heart was my favorite. Line heart. So like, if I came there, if I came there

and I was like the white guy in the suit, like trying to get money rolling, would they allow that or no? Like, I can't bet on the side. No, no, bad. So if I truck them, that's no, strictly no money. I mean, Hank, I say it on the bug.

Oh yeah, sure. I'm sure if you want to wait your beak and get a little action, then. Yeah. Come talk to the kid. Yeah. No, I'm saying it. I'm shopping. Yeah. Imagine white suits. You're the guy.

We're just here to watch. Now, if you want to get paid, you'd have to... I mean, you could talk to it. It'll be like, you could talk to it. It'll be like, white man can't jump. We bring you in as like the smoker, you know? We just take the car. No car, white man can't kick.

This way, I do. White man can't kick. Who like that? White man can't kiss. And this is where I go. This night. I go this little thing. You want to fight this little thing? That's douche.

Yeah, he's not going. He's not. He's not. No, he's not. No, no, did that street beef. Did it start in Florida? It started in Virginia. Virginia.

Yeah, it's where the main branch is in Virginia. But it's really big out here. Yeah, it's huge out here. I mean, it's it's only been like a year and every time there's a sign-up post There's like 300 people signing up. Damn really 300 now They select they're very selective though Just get down the one next month is gonna be 25 fights. So they're selecting 50 fighters That's a long way to take a COVID test, shit. Oh, they don't make you. They're fighting back. You know what the thing is?

Make your way back. Yeah. Get the temperature and stuff, but everybody's pretty good about that. That's where everyone gets their test before they go. I mean, I have to test a few for your fight. I gotta streak. There's been a couple of guys who are like, I got to pull out because I tested positive for COVID.

And so we are honest about yeah How much yeah, trust system how how much time do they give you before fight like do you do a real camp? Oh, you just like fuck it. I mean, I'm constantly training so yeah Yeah, for sure training is life But yeah, I mean some guys make sure they they train for a couple months before signing up. How many fights have you had? Uh, in Street Views I've had five. It's a lot. Five and a half. Five and a half. Five and a half. How old are you? 34. You look young. I know. You look so young. So everybody tells me to hang out there. Y'all think 34. Yeah, 34. We're the same age. 87.

Yep. March 27th, 1987. Oh, I see. So So how do they, as far as the arena goes, are like the ring, I guess? Sometimes I'll see it on grass, sometimes I'll see dirt, sometimes I'll see hay, which I run around upon. So like scrap yard and the OG yard have like a set location that they fight at all the time. But the West Coast moves around between California, Arizona, and Nevada. So more people can, you know, have a chance to fight.

So that's kind of what dictates what the terrain is like. It depends on who's house is at. You don't know to get the fight. Yeah, yeah. They're way classes, right? Oh, no, there's way classes. Yeah. Unless it's a beef fight, then there's no way classes.

And do you do you do what's it's like? What's it? What's it? Because you were three 30s. Yeah, have you wait in street beefs is two 30 and up that's fantastic or 25 and up Yeah, there's this guy called I think all they call low Hulk baby Hulk. Yeah, he's a black dude. Yeah little He he fights like he'll fight anyway, so sometimes some guys again I'm like why would you sign up for this thing just oh yeah, and then we watch one

He's like a white supremacist guy, but he seemed friendly jack He knocked out the prison beef. Yeah Like Nazi jack that's baby Hulk that's baby Maybe hope the champ He just he just signed pro so he's oh he he's uh he's moving on. Yep, pro Yeah, I think he's gonna be doing pro MMA. Oh, the world. Wow He's gonna pro boxing or pro MMA. I can't remember which he's exposed. So look at

I'm here and reckless Rico are both pro two and I actually have an offer from fury of sea after I do this big smile Rematch is that the goal for most guys in Street Beasts to move on to a bigger like legit organization? Some of us. Some of us. I don't know if I say most. I think most of the guys are just doing it for fun. It's a tough bank.

Have you thought about like a hobby? Have you thought about getting crazy about cutting weight and fighting it like I don't know. Because like, you've actually been down to like 250 before, just actually had an injury, I'd take like a month and a half training off like this last month and a half. So I'm just barely getting back in like twice a day training and everything. What's the lightest you think you could get if you had to really do probably like 235? Oh really?

What do you write now? What do you write now? 288. 288. 288. So you just have to wait. So it's all of you though. Six two. Six two, okay. Big boy. Yeah, big guy. Yeah, I'm trying to get down to like 282.75.

No, it's not bad. June 25th. So when we watch the videos and me not knowing I like to respond with that cardio can't be nice. You know, like you cardio, you know, it's gonna be a minute of fucking fury. Yeah, after that. Wait, how long are the rounds? Two minutes. Two minute round. The card has pretty good though. That's why like, like look, I'm like, oh, he better get it done quick.

So we watched the first one, kick some fucking dude right in the face like Jesus Christ. We go on the next one, it goes all three rounds. But yeah, the card, it was a minute. It wasn't great. He got me an arm lock. Yeah, I got him with the, with the Americana. How much did you do training? Do you have?

I'm a blue belt. So, wait, like two, three years? Actually, I've got more than that. I'm about like nine years, but it wasn't all in the gym. You know, you know, did you just use expensive? Did you just use an expensive? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Class, so for a couple of years,

I really didn't have the money for it. So I was just like, I took up with guys that was tried used to train with that get their house rolling the garage on that no you can learn a lot from just keep the rest of yeah that's good enough you to do if you watch the right if you watch the rest of an excellent right on i would it i suggest going to i would have

i would have said i think there's so many instructional videos on YouTube. Sure. They can't but like the graces have the online system. Yeah, the graces university. For sure. But you gotta be in class. You gotta be in this.

Yeah, you gotta be in this. You just always better to be in class where you know what you're doing. It's like that acting class you two two two three. That's right. Here's my, I can kill it. I watch break downs of tennis strokes, and I do literally everything.

They break it down. I took a class, this woman who was a competitive player and she goes, she goes, we have to stop everything. What do you do there, girl? I'm watching YouTube. She goes, this is what drives me crazy. All I see is it's gonna be,

because when I watch YouTube, you can't learn that way. It's not, and I'm like, but I was, no, there's a reason why you have it. There's certain things you can learn on YouTube though. Yeah, you can learn guitar. You. It's not and I'm like, but I was broke. No, there's a reason why you have there's some things you can learn on YouTube though. Yeah, you can learn guitar. You can use it as a supplement.

You can get some information off of YouTube and I definitely recommend you go train with people who know where they're doing. Otherwise you're going to need that dentist in the box. He tried to sell on that. Ah,

ah, yeah, I grew up watching this guy too. Man, that's so cool. So, so for you, it's just about, you're, so your background's in what though? A couple of short of con karate. Let's take a little break with the street panda himself.

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you're backgrounds in what though? A Kempel Showdown con, karate. I'll say, anybody doing that since a kid? No, actually, I didn't start training in anything until I was 20. It's like, I mean, it's not too bad, it was. What was your sport before that? Nothing.

It was just, I, I, truth be be told I was never really into sports or athletic stuff like at all before doing martial arts. I hate working out just to work out. It's boring and it drives me nuts. You don't want to be the best of it. What made you say I want to start fighting? What made you say? But just not any fighting. Right. Your fight's rough. It's coming from a guy who fought at a high level. When I see what you guys are doing, like, Jesus Christ, man. Like, just know, there's no medical. Like, you know, like, the, the, the, the, the,

the rafts, like, fuck it. Let's get it on. I mean, it's like, that $2. What is happening right now? It's so intense. Yeah, it's so intense. I'd show them so good. It's intense.

It is intense. It's so cool. You came from a so good videos. It's intense, it is intense. It's so cool. I love it, dude. You came from a formal sporting background. So I see that. It's like Jesus Christ. Like when we, you know, Kimbo is the house and you're a good friend of mine.

And just watching his videos, you're like, oh my God. Like, obviously all of us came up the traditional way in organizations, you know, local shows then got to the higher level. And but Kimbo, like everyone had such, I'd say even more respect for him because he came up from the literally from the fucking back yards and That now here's the way he did was robbing that was like real will you go underground fighting where they were paying them and everything? Oh, they were just fighting one you spying this one doing the dudes pinkies broken to do is going like I'm done I'm done and they're not stopping you still sock still sock him in the days. So Kim, I'll just get beaten up. You're not far off from that man. I said,

yeah, you were fighting a guy and you had a hail of you fucking. Oh yeah, do you actually that rematch? I actually lost the hay bales and weren't lost to the dude. Yeah, I was like tripping over the hay bales. I'm like, okay, well that's a thing. Like, if you don't know what grounded is, you're doing like the sliding kicks and stuff. You can. How's your family feel about you doing this back? Like the first one really like hey mom You are you married girlfriend? Rachel was cool with it

She's always supported my martial arts career fact actually she started paying for my G2 training back like MMA training back in the day Like that's like a long story. They're like now Rachel like again to the whole girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry like that now Rachel I could get into the whole Rachel girl yeah yeah yeah sorry yeah Rachel uh she has a kid and so I I'm gonna step that yeah I'm gonna step that but I mean I treat like she's my own kid you know yeah you probably can't

gas it it yeah yeah yeah it's awesome we know he was getting to we had a question about one of the types of things oh yeah I saw it okay so yeah so that's a that's a that's a wicking that's a wicking oh all right that's a that's a that's a wicking That's like the wicking I'm an atheist myself so you know it is what it is but you also you

Since you don't get paid for kicking guys in the face you also have a day job. Oh Not right now Do you teach? I was teaching martial arts as part of a park program, volunteering. What do you want to do? I want to, my goal is to open my own school. My goal right now, short-term is go pro, save up some money, open my own school, and teach full time for the rest of my life.

Do you have any experience in wrestling? I've seen you try to do some judo throws and stuff. Yeah, just, all that stuff comes from judo to I didn't wrestle in high school or nothing. Yeah, and then nothing in high school nothing I used to get kicked out of school For fighting Not in high school But I What you do? I'm gonna find a hate just got out of jail

Are you sick in five don't don't get me wrong? You used to get fights in high school I We're gonna find a he just got out of jail. I Used to get in five don't get me wrong He used to get fights and eyes cuz he's gonna get picked on a lot, but I didn't get kicked out for fighting Actually, I got kicked out in ninth grade because this dude down the street He used to pick on me middle school my dog would get out and go in his yard and one time He said dead if you got in his yard again He was gonna shoot her with his BB gun and he did it oh well some kind of mark on her after he held it so i was having a bad day one day like just wrong side of the bed kind of morning nothing was going right and then i get in my first period

class and there'd been like some kind of explosion or something in town like you could hear it loud it's like loud bang this is laying tester lake LA all right a little subsidiary of my case like unincorporated area a little tiny I'm walking in there. More like meth lab blowups back in that time. That's why I was at that time. I'm going to break your bad. I'm breaking bad from your city. That's what you used to be.

That's probably lots of do. Anyway, so I'm walking in my first period of class and this dude asked me if I heard it, and I was in a bad mood, so I was like, yeah, it's probably you shooting somebody else's dog so then we got into an argument and he was like well you know next time your dog gets out I'll shoot with my 22 and I was like you shoot my dog I'll shoot you my teacher heard it and that was that oh what you have to do it yeah you know it was a heat of the

moment thing you know you should have kicked them in the face yeah you should have I have no I probably what I would just kept my mouth shut and kicked them in the face I probably still would have got you used that if you ever hit anybody I don't right look like it Like that is the big that no actually that it's been used a lot. Yeah So that is I used to get out of the the restaurant job I would have like in the middle of the night And I put it on top of my car before I got in the car in a couple of times I drove on You go back and get it and it would I would I wouldn't know until I heard it fly off and explode in the middle of the street so I have to go way up

It'll shut it down It's a barrel of fucking water I just wanted to get out of these days I saw on your Twitter people tell me you posted you have car problems? Yeah What's going on with it? I had to get some repairs and I had to put it on a credit card because like 500 bucks It was some stupid easy. It was like

Spark plugs and a valve cover you ask it, but they they they they $95 an hour labor decided to take three hours to figure it out and then another Did you get a finger because I saw you had a go fun? Yeah, you get it figured out. It's almost there. I was like 440 So what's the total 4 73 I'll cover that for you for doing the show Oh, yeah, so much man. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, so you could you drive down here and that yeah, oh, yeah down here in it. Yeah, okay, it's already fixed Yeah, yeah, I got it fixed. I just had to I had to um, just I you know, I needed to get around the train I had to put it on the credit card though. You know, yeah, no, I got you, man. Yeah, no, yeah.

You drove all the way down here. You can see the second dude. Come on, man. So do you watch a lot of fighting? Are you kind of the guy that stays away from it? I haven't in a while, because I've been too busy training and stuff. But I used to, me and Rachel used to go to sports bar

a little while back. I actually got her into watching fighting. We used to go to sports bar to watch UFC. We'd go watch UFC fight. fight and watch with cheetah fight You've been you've been with your lady for how long? Well, it's 20 so like 11 years long time. Yeah, I don't want to do the married life. That's not really my thing Financial reasons I Know I mean financial reasons I locked me down

Like in headband the fighter. Yeah How does how does don't I just don't have the institution is a whole eyes don't think anyone should have to you know need a piece of paper And the government involved in a ring to tell each other they love each other agree on my So you're the goal is to do to do this. And when is it? Is it next month? It was supposed to originally be next month now supposed to be in July. I believe we're we're where is it in July? It's going to be here in like oh, hi. God, we should go to it. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. Where's the more than welcome? Oh, hi. We let us know when the official date and for sure. As soon as I know you guys will know. Yeah, what are you what are you gonna do differently to?

Oh, the first one give away That's we got we got need about that that I didn't lose that fight by the way it was a draw Did no, okay see he celebrated to early there was a there was an issue the crowd has never been that loud and the ref thought he heard someone yelled time 30 like 15 seconds early Because he just said 30 seconds and then he thought he heard someone yell times We stopped around a little early and big smile thought he won. I was fine. Doesn't he isn't even hurt? There you go real It ended up going another day of the full three rounds and ended in a draw So that's why there's a rematch, but um, yeah, man like

That's fine. I went in all high. Oh oh high. Oh, hi, it's like a nice Like up Oh, yeah, I'm not in 40. Oh, hi, it's dope. It's an hour 40. Yeah, I'm 40. Yeah, but you know, it's in a nice little It's a fine Okay, it's just pass from here like It's real Oh, I super yeah, that's nice Real money. It's real money.

It's this big boy money up there. Oh, I'm super. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. That's a great, nice, great, nice, they got you a dope ring this time. Uh, I mean, it's actually smaller. That's a smaller one, but I think it's gonna work.

That's it. You said, oh, I'm talking it up. I'm like, oh, no, you know, it's funny. Barefoot Farmer actually made like a really nice professional cage with mats and everything, but that's too professional looking for streaming. So I want to keep it you know, I strebys. I wanna keep it uniform. I agree with that.

I wanna more like right next to it, they put a little tiny here, like a slightly smaller cage with sand in it, right next to it. And there's like hay and like pigs over here. I wonder why. I wonder why, out of all the spots in Cali, oh hi. Because one of the street beast fighters looks there,

has a farm and has a big old, property. Oh, yeah, I got it Yeah, he's even got like a little gym in a little garage like So explain me what happened the first match you guys were it was a draw So now you're gonna have the rematch. Yeah, and do you think are you gonna? I guess those are draw right? I can't I had you women that yeah, I mean I feel like I edged it out, but you know it is what it is. What are you gonna do differently? Well, you know, I don't want to give the game the game But I will say this I definitely feel like I way overestimated his skills the first fight and now that I got a better Feel for it. He's a tough kid, but like I watched all his other fights

You know, I thought his ground in power was gonna be harder than it was and I thought his pressure was like his weight was gonna be more than it was like no. I expected his striking power to be more than it was and his grappling power to not quite be as much like it was the other way around like he grabbed my leg and it was like a vice grip and I'm like oh, okay, like the guy I trained with Phil which by the way he went nuts when he found out I was gonna be on you.

He watched you guys all the time. He's one of my training partners. Philty Phil, the beast, dude. He's like, that dude's way stronger than the big smile. So I was training with him and I could, I managed to keep him from taking me down for five minutes at a time. So I thought I'd be fine with big smile.

I don't think big smile was gonna be anywhere near as strong as I'm getting. He had that single kick. But he got that first one nice and deep. I mean granted, you know, I went straight to that Omo plot of the attack, but you know, I did not expect that grip to be like that. But his his strikes were you get you get nervous before the fights. Um, I try not to you. Uh, mostly I don't sometimes like that one. I was like, that one was kind of like my first one. I didn't get nervous until they said fight. Yeah. oh fight. Yeah, I mean that was your first fight

Oh, no, no, no like the okay, so I've been crying tournaments for over a decade Oh, so I'm used to being across from people. I don't know who I'm fighting I don't know how yeah I fact once I'm in a fight in this dude who had only been training for like six weeks They pulled they literally pulled him into this dojo off the street because he was like jacked, right? This dude had no control. This dude uppercut had me into a table. He literally uppercut had me so hard,

I was off the ground and flew onto the judges table. Hell yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, he ended up getting disqualified, because that's more or less. He's not uppercuts. I'm not starting to loud in. What do you mean, Taikwondo, that's just the same.

Well, I mean, they are, I was continuing sparring. Technically, they're allowed, he just did it too hard. Yeah. Because it's supposed to be like light contact sparring. And so I got used to dealing with all kinds of competitors that I didn't know who I was fighting until I showed up that day. So I'm like, OK, Streeby's going to be the same thing.

Don't be different. So now I get to, I mean, yeah, maybe they knocked me out. I don't know who I'm fighting. You could happen. Not going to let it happen if I can help it it So I get there and I'm in there and then I realize after I'm like while I'm waiting to do my intro I'm like okay. This is really happening. I really I really did this I drove down here and I don't know who's gonna See what happens real yeah, and then as soon as I said fight. I'm like okay This is unreal. As soon as I said fight the butterflies came and I hadn't felt those in over a decade

I'm like all right and then I threw the low had and felt those in over a decade. I'm like, oh, here we go. All right. And then I threw the low kick and he drops his hands to black and I'm like, okay, all right. I'm gonna fake low and if he drops his hands again, I'm going out. Keep on the faith. Yeah, I didn't expect it to knock him out like that,

but it did. And then I was just like, okay, I wish they would have shown, because my daughter was actually there. She was the real and the great tank top behind me. I was fighting. She has to be nervous. Wait, watch that.

Let me bring that up. Bring your highlights. I want to see you. Do you have the highlights? Yeah, that was your highlights first. Is it a highlight fight? Yeah, the detail fight where I got here. Yeah, that was very first time.

That's what sold me on you. When I saw that fight. Yeah. That's what I was like. Oh, those guys are real deal. That's what sold everybody on you when I saw that fight. Yeah, that's what I was like Oh, those guys are real deal. That's what sold everybody on me even the people that were there were like Heckling mean stuff like I really yeah, if you actually watch that fight You hear get a real good a dookin like just I knocked it dude out like it's the second one. Yeah, it's a second. Yeah, 3.9 million views

Yeah, I feel like you should be getting paid for that. I mean, I got a lot of experience. Oh, but this isn't, okay. I mean, look, he's here today. Yeah. And they give you guys Vaseline. Oh, yeah, you're way bigger there. I got a Lancaster, California.

Oh, yeah. First, you kicked the martial arts. Yeah, you lost a lot of weight. Do you warm up in the back? Do you warm up in the back before this? Yeah, that's what I was doing. There's my daughter right there in the great time. You know, she nervous her.

She's nervous for you, right? Well, I don't know if she was nervous or what. She probably didn't know what. I wish I could have. I wish I could have. Right behind. I literally directly. Alright, here we go. Here we go. And now who's gloves are those? Did you bring them to the event? Yeah, I can remind. You can bring whatever gloves you want. I mean, I expect them first. Yeah, as long as they're are they four ounces. Yeah Yeah, I love it. Yeah, yeah, so I know Was that your quickest knockout? Yeah, that'd be tough So that's pitbull right there, right? No, that's not pitbull That's that's real five a.k.. AKA Master Roshi.

So let's see his highlight tape. Is that a common thing to kind of trick that kick? Fake long go high. That's a common thing. A lot of times I do question mark kicks. So it goes like, doesn't go around. Oh, okay. And with Karate and Taekwondo and stuff,

the kicks are a little snappier. They're not as like a load or like with more Ty Kicks, you kind of like, swivel. They're not knockout shots. The wool assesses them once they're not knockout shots, but the whole thing with like karate kicks is they load up and snap out. So you can actually, once you bring your knee up,

you can change to any kick you want. So that's kind of like the trick. I can go low or like, you know, fake a front kick and then go high to the roundhouse before, because they think, you set them up with one kick and then over the top it goes the next time. Let's see this highlight reel.

Well, I put this together real quick because I got home super late from Witteck last night. Yeah, my thing is I wanna show the fans all your highlights but we can't use on YouTube because the demonetized is right. Yeah, yeah, because we don't own the content. Right, ready? Are you ready to share with these? Some of these are old tournament stuff.

Ooh, that last one would have hit a man about a slitting just a little bit. Oh, shoot up throw. Boom, damn. Oh Boom damn He couldn't take you down I think that in there cuz I I gave him a little. Oh you you rock this guy up He was Oh Yeah, I feel like he was sleeping out watching it. It was in slipping out. He was it for a sweep though. That was good. Yeah Damn getting pinnig his little balls I can't guess the ball. No, I'm kidding. Oh my god. Oh, both of these.

Oh, my god. Ooh. Yeah. Oh, he's a doctor. Hey. Yeah, that's, this is, you get it right here, yeah. Oh, that's nice thing. There you go, there you go.

Oh. Ah, he tried his moves. Ooh. Well, he tried to move. Oh I tried to get it learned too and he ended up hitting my elbow But and I had a huge bump for about two weeks and his foot still not right. Oh, yeah, oh I couldn't hear them heckling you. I heard that a duke it. Yeah, yeah, they were heckling you Oh, some somebody you're not supposed to record but somebody was in the back Recording and they uploaded to Instagram like two months ago. Because they don't want to,

and it was like a 30 minute video and I skipped to the part where I was about to fight and they're sitting there talking all kinds of smack, right? All right, fuck. And no, it's funny though, because they did what everybody else did. So they're sitting there talking smack, like, man, dude, I got like a hundred bucks

that karate dude gets his freaking head knocked off, right? We'll all be like, or gets taken down easy. And then after I knocked you out there like oh crap. I was wrong So then I fought again the same day when I fought storm writer That was the same event because he actually got beat by w a like really quick and they call it a CK And he felt like he wasn't done yet like he was he was actually madly stopped early So he wanted to fight again because he felt like he had more to show. I drove two hours and knocked a dude out,

and like four and a half seconds, and was like, well, I kind of feel like I got more to show. And he was trying to fight and somebody else to fight, and eventually just came down to me and him, and it was like 115 degrees. Geez. And they were, because they were trying to, because someone got already gotten like, overheated.

Yeah, I got it. So they were actually, they'd actually just called it and said, we're not doing any more fights. And Storm and I was like, no, man, what a fight again. What a fight again. And he said he'd fight me. So that was right after the. Yeah.

So they were like, but it's too high. He's like, dude, I'm from West Texas. And I'm like, man, I'm from Lancaster. Yeah, 115 degrees. I'm used to it. Yeah, yeah. So next thing you know, we go at it. And I was actually trying to like make it go to the

second round. Then I was gonna like, because I could, I'm sitting there looking at all the ways I could tap them out and that first fight. Granted, we talked and he was like, well, I've been, you know, I haven't trained in eight years. Uh-oh. So is, is there a heavyweight champ like a reigning heavyweight champ right now? You're the champ champ.

I know. For the West Coast. For the West Coast. Now is there an East Coast champ in Virginia. That would be big smile. So that was why that. That's what we did that. When we fight, it was a mega fight.

Oh. Yeah. See, when I first, they give you a belt. Um, the West Coast hasn't had their belts made. They do have a West Coast belt on the East Coast, because originally they had one made for Red Reaper. He was the first West Coast champ. Red Reaper?

Yeah, he's not. And you're what, Reaper? Shinnegami. Shinnegami, but you also go for red Reaper. He was the first West Coast. Yeah Reaper. Yeah Yeah, and you're you're what Reaper? Shinagami Shinagami, but you also go by the Reapers that's basically what Shinagami is the equivalent of in Japanese guy. I like to call you Street Panda. I saw that Great man. You know what you would sell a street pan? Street Pan is I do need to make a street panda shirt now Do it man definitely I rock the fuck out of it. For me, when I saw you in the gui the whole get up, I was like, oh, this dude's serious.

I didn't underestimate you at all. I was like, if you talk to him, you can get him. Yeah, because I was like, if he showed up in that, I was like, oh, he's real deal. Yeah. I was like, he's not messing around. And then you did the kick and I was like,

sold, sold. Yeah, it's funny too, because there's a bunch of people who have made commentary videos on YouTube and I was like sold. Yeah, it's funny too, because there's a bunch of people who have made commentary videos on YouTube and stuff or whatever. And like half of them are like, this guy looks like he's throwing McDodo down the street, but then he just knocks his dude. In fact, even Pat McAfee,

McAfee, McAfee, I don't wanna pronounce his name wrong. No, I got it wrong for you, there's things to be friends. Pat McAfee was like, he looks like he's throwing McDodo down. There's like karate school, then the store down the street, you know, and then he comes out and he kicks you in the head. Yeah, I love it. Oh, so that shit went on viral like that.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, the fact, I'm getting some back. I really didn't know which you guys wanted me to wear, but I don't know if you saw the intro from that one, but he actually sponsored me that fight. Oh, that's awesome. Oh, hey for your fight in July,

we should fire the kids' sponsor. Oh, yeah. So we'll eat that. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. I want a street pan of shirt, man. I'll have to get it out. I'll help you with that.

Yeah, street pan of, yeah. Street pan of, yeah. You have merch right now, don't you? Yeah, I got merch on Teespring. Oh, do you design yourself and just merch on Teespring who oh, so do you design yourself and Yeah, well, I have a guy who made a logo for me Which is the the logo you saw on that one rash car, which is one I'm wearing right now. I actually got it I had that I had custom made one I like it. Yeah, I like that one too. You see that that's that's my official logo. I like that by

Dude and Britain I like that one too. You see that? That's my official logo. I like that. I'm designed by a dude in Britain. Oh, right there. Nice. Keep him. Yeah, that's awesome. He's a company's Missakker call. It's so intense. A street band of crotch. That's your tent.

And then the heart and the fight went up top. That's Diavicle lab with them. I get a percentage of anything. They sell the one with my face on it. Which one? Yeah. Yeah, that's hard in the fight. They're actually really involved in street beach now.

Dude, that's awesome. Yeah, I need this. I don't know what I do. I don't know. I need a street panda fucking. I've got the... Oh, that's it. Oh!

Oh, yeah. You're the real... See, I knew I had fun to choose. I knew it. I'm ordering that shirt when I get out of here. Yeah,. What does shina gamy mean? Oh God of death and Jeff and damn right it does God of death. There's something that is someone give you that name. Um, no, I gave it to myself see And strip me from person can have nothing I gave myself that So I was going by the Reaper forever. Yeah, right

Uh before that and there's already the Reaper, Grim Reaper, Red Reaper, and I couldn't think anything else to use in Street Beast. A lot of Reaper. So I went with Shinagami, because I've been learning Japanese on and off since I was like six. Oh shit. So, you know, studying Japanese culture just like, God, you really got me into that.

Oh, I'm just stopping. This is my favorite one. That's, God's really got me into that. Oh, I just stopped right. This is my favorite one. Brennan is halfless. No, I was more handsome than the whole thing. You got, I'm in love with Japanese. Off and on, it's half a six, which is not true, but I know what you mean. I love you.

And you're all spoken from the show. Yeah, what's up? Yeah. But he'll Brian Fancy's himself, but that's not a bad one. I'm talking to the, I'm talking to the, but hey, he goes goes you say that and Brenna just goes

Brenna goes Makes sense He does it though He does so, man Make sense Because Brenna's mouth stayed open Makes sense All that makes sense

I love it How good is your Japanese be serious, beyond the reality? I mean, I have a... I have a study. I know he's a good guy. He's been doing this. He's been doing this. He's been doing this.

He's been doing this. I've been training fighting so everything about you so you can be wrong. I've been training fighting too long. I've been studying Japanese in my practice. I've been training. But all of the things are going to have to speak Japanese. That makes sense.

What you're saying makes sense. When I go to Japan eventually, how you bitch at it. I know but I plan to do take these street skills to Japan Yeah, man tumbo with some of the boys. I got my What's up? You ever got me you mom? Oh? Organization in Japan underground. No, it's not underground. Let's stay underground It's like it's like a once a year. No, but it's so cool. Do you really so it's like shit up, Jen? G-A-N J-N-R-Y-U

I mean you have no clue why you I I Said That's yeah He's a better idea than I What you do yeah, there is there we go Garu Jima. Garu Jima. Cat looks like she's doing a look stop. It's like this different version of MMA where it's like on a platform with like no barriers.

And you only get like 15 seconds on the ground. Here we go. That's hot one. Yeah, you have to work. Yeah, you have to work. Yeah, the work. Can you submit it with a Yeah, you can see that they're serious. Yeah, 15 seconds on the ground like a judo man You're fucking, but you can also you can also win by pushing them out the ring three times. Oh like sumo style Yeah, dude that's catcher Kekono Is a really is fought here like three times. Oh, wow guys are real fight. You said you don't know who Marcus are really is I'm just gonna fight a world you don't know listen. I just covered you Marcus are really I was like is a capweta my yesterday and like a black boat in Brazil and Jiu-Jitsu

But like he is knocked out people in MMA fights doing capweta kicks Like this and in this he did like a cartwheel like leg grab like Flip the judo So sport damn dude. Oh shit. There it is. There it is And so you want to you want to eventually do that. I'm out of love to go do that do the half heavy weights. Yeah Yeah, that's a mountain right there. There's some problems here Yeah, I think you got in the bomb just more tight because he has no idea how to get out Yeah, he's doing everything

That fucking ref though. Look at that outfit No, I've never got me I respect you so fucking much dude, but you probably get into real deal It's also hard. I appreciate everything about it. It's so authentic That's why that's why I fuck you. I knew it I mean I have the same outfit as Ryu from street. I don't love to go do that But I also love to go like fighting one FC and do like soccer kicks and knees to down So what I just saw the feature is get knocked out with the knee Well, you know, they're lost too. Oh, yeah, I mean I was great. I'm one championship

It's a big organization in Asia. It's like the UFC of Asia, although UFC still Yeah, I mean state work from but they have a different set of rules where you can kick our knee down opponents on the ground So it's almost pride rules. It's okay Do you think that that would be a good thing to add in the UFC? I do with all those guys from Dagestan coming because then they're gonna get more finishes But it also like helps the grapplers get finishes. Yes, so in other words, but what about... I don't like, I don't like, well, again, like to entice the fan base,

we have all these wrestlers taken over from Dagestan, they're going to, it's only mad at the ones who are going to be the biggest. Like that 55 pounder, the Islam, monster. Monster, so imagine if he can get you down and then figure out how to get an under hook and get Generate power off his knee

So you can get finishes. Yeah, you can finish which the fans want to see they can understand To the head as well. No, no, yeah, yeah, I just don't like it. I don't like it used to be better I don't like no rules. I don't like it still be allowed You know that's too vicious You want all you want all dude like old school UFC man I wish I wish they would have never changed those tough to get Harley-Dason the sponsor that yeah, I get it I mean I get it I just wish they'd at least allow the key again You see T-flang it's oh, yeah, yeah, I haven't allowed the geese since like what UFC like eight I mean yeah guys would are jumping geese.

They'd have what boxing glove on. They'd have shoes. Oh, he's hard, Jim. But a lot of, but a lot of just training geese. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's the jitter, the sports in the geek.

Yeah. Got it. Okay. Yeah, that's like the, but then no, no geese. The center is no geese. Just as big. Yeah, it's not bigger now.

I think no, he got big cousin. MMA, you know, Eddie Braw would tend to plan it. That's like the no geese. That's no. Mac. Yeah, like they train like exclusively no. It's like, I think it, he got big cousin MMA, you know any brow tenth planet. That's like the no G. Yeah, like they train like exclusively no, it's like I think it's only no No, yeah, it's only no key. Do you train Jiu-Jitsu and Giro do Giro both both? Yeah, if you want to get better You you should be like so my sons and Jitsu and my girls like oh, well she you know Yeah, no, no if you want to learn the-Jitsu like the fundamentals you start with a Guy then once you realize how hard is in a key and you take the key off your skill sets so much higher

I think no, guys, what do you know? No, he is more basic and more sport and oriented for sure like regular Jiu-Jitsu with the key is more like realistic and self-defense Because if you think about it a key is just a jacket pants and a belt and You think about it, a guy is just a jacket pants and a belt. And it's why I wrote you know where fucking ties, you know that? Right. Refuse where a tie is too easy to choke some. He's so bad. Yeah.

I was like, oh I'm sorry. Are you in what? That's the first nine. Like who's choking out with a tie, bro? Are you jumping out of the helicopter? What do you think? He doesn't really think that. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, my mother used to say, don't wear a scarf. And I was like, why? Because if it gets caught in a bus door, you will be dragged down the street or an escalator. She'd be right. And I'm like, I'm not on, I'm not taking the bus.

Where they're geeing, you know? And then, I'm not on the street. So also, like, who wears a scarf where it's tied that tie around their neck? Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me. Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me. I'm not going to wear a scarf that tight. tied that tie around their neck? Yeah, it's just gonna rip off. I'm not going to know what that is, it's a scarf that tight. No, if anything, you know, who's the fucking star?

We were in the scarf from like a Christmas story where it's like, Yeah, when you hear all these stories, the little girl got a thing in two. I've never heard that. I've never heard that. I've never heard that. I've never old women pass it down. It's like, I've never seen that.

It'd be on World Star if you had it. It'd be on YouTube. It'd be on World Star. Right, yes, 2021 everyone's got to be on the other side. For the last decade, if someone like that actually happened, it would be on the internet. It would be on the Star. I'm aware of the Star. So your dream is to get to something like that level

or at least what about like a LFA in Los Angeles? Which is a big organization. Yeah, if they gave me a shot. Yeah, like I said, I've already got an offer from Fury of C. So once I get down to like 264, 265, I'm there. Yeah, because the commission's gonna make you cut to 65. Yeah. Oh, really?

Oh yeah, there's no super heavyweight. Oh yeah. Yeah, that's the thing that sucks about like, like the amateurs have it. They have super and ultra heavyweight, but then like you get to pros and it doesn't go fast. Heavyweight. Because there's not enough guys. There's not enough guys. Game, Velaski.

240, terrible example. Oh, yeah. Who's big dude? No, that's my side. Brock Lesnar would probably be like, Brock Lesnar had to cut to 65. Yeah. Francis Gano has to cut to 65. What about that one they call Bigfoot?

They all have to cut to 65. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna try to get down to work. Because I would be going to be around that way, you know. I can get down there and walk around that way if I'm training. I mean, if you walk around at 70 something, you know, 74 and then cut 9 pounds. Yeah, that'd be easy. Yeah. But, yeah, I'd rather just walk around that way from training. I mean, if you walk around at 70 something, you know, 74 and then cut nine pounds. Yeah, it'd be easy.

But yeah, I'd rather just walk around that way. Cause I've gotten down to like, walking around that way. Like walk around at 260. In other words, like I'm 265 all the time, instead of having to like dehydrate myself through my legs before my legs. As you may have been.

Way better. Yeah, the reason you see does is cause there's just not enough big guys, like there's no, there's not. If they had a super heavyweight division. It would be like four guys He tried to get really yeah, they're really ain't I mean Look at you get guys like that. It's like all freak show fights like that one They just didn't like rush her or whatever or like the 550 found. Yeah pride used to do some of what woman You hope you guys yeah

That's your pal so What are you talking woman beats the shit out of this? Woman you hope you don't yeah What are you talking woman beats the shit out of this? Like an MMA fight and it's dude no shit. She beats the fight real fight real fight real fight, bro It's one beats five. I'm sorry going back You said that they they don't allow the key in the UFC anymore. What was the reason behind that? It's kind of like a double-edged sword You know people in gravity. It's kind of like a double-edged sword. Okay. You know, people in the gravity of the sword. It's an advantage too, for say.

It's just, it's just, it's like a lone boxer. That's actually kind of why I wore it in strebys. One of the things I can't, and two because of the friction. It's an advantage, for sure. Yeah, you know, when they're all sweaty and stuff and you're trying to get underhooks and like maintain them or something, no ghee dude, you're slipping off. Yeah, it's, yeah.

I actually had a fight in his tournament and The way they were doing is like you win your way class and then you fight everyone who won their way class for like a belt and I was fighting His dude who was like 70 pounds lighter than me But he was all sweaty and was wearing a tank top and Every time I tried to do one of my judo those are some slide right off But pretty fish so then I was like are we allowed to wear geese? Just curious. So they were like, yeah, you can.

But I mean, there were a lot to use it against you. If you do, it's like, yeah, good luck. All right. Cool. So I started wearing it. In fact, I started wearing his geese. In fact, I've worn his geese. That's why I wore this geese for that detail fight.

Because I'd worn it in the sport. I would make sparring. It's all the time. I was like, well, if I'm going to wear a geese and stand out, this is the one. Who's your favorite fighter all the time I was like well if I'm gonna wear a key and stand out. This was the one who's your favorite fighter all time Man That's like a list besides Brian Kelly. Yeah

I don't know I don't know about You hard with that loud I'm out of your mind. You're right. He, you hard with that loud dog. Yeah, that was a cat. I was taking it seriously. I've never seen this guy fight because he's held a comedian. That was the guy who was going to fall.

He was one of my favorite guys on my TV, man. Thank you. Like him and Nicole Sullivan were my two favorite. I can draw hands and feet. Yeah, I'm gonna have to see that one these days. I'm not gonna see it. I'm not gonna see it. I'm not gonna miss it.

I'm not gonna see it one of these days. My speed is stupid at 54 watch. Let's get some minutes. You should go fight Wade. I come, like, come sign up for StreetBeast and fight Wade Adam. I asked him to be in 40 plus. I thought about it. Yeah, he'll fight you. Yeah, Wade Adam was W.A. That dude will fight you. Brian, how would he fight? I know. I don't know. I want to say I want to see

how I fight. I just wish you were making money man. I know making money man. I know frustrating. Yeah, I want me But you're but you're a writer diet. Oh, yeah, I'm happy with the exposure and you know scarves and all that I'm like they paid for me to go out to Virginia everything and you know So with this offer that you're getting what will money start coming? Yeah, it's a pro your fury FC is a pro organization. Okay, so you'll get legit organization. They're there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Getting paid to fight is a fucking like big deal. Yeah. It's a big deal. It's really hard. It means you're a professional. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. And I was a lot of a lot of fucking work. Now what if you get a injury in this fight in July, what happens? Is that on you?

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It's because I think he understands that we're not getting paid for this. And he just does what he needs to to win. Oh, got it. It's not like a, yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. I mean, I'm not over here trying to break people's arms either. I mean, like, yeah, I'll get it where, you know, I know you're an attack. But I'm not, I'm not trying to pull a, no, it is. Those trying to like, Frank Mare and I'll get it where you know I know you're an attack but I'm not I'm not trying to pull a

No it is those trying to like Frank Mare and I'll get a lot of rego Yeah have you done any research on how to suck down the weight where it's easier? Um I mean not really I'm just trying to do what I did last time I dropped all that weight I did pretty much training full time and keeping the carbs out of my diet Yeah it's amazing You remember that time you tried to get down to a two oh five. I remember it lasted about four days.

You did it on a two twenty five though. Yeah. Yeah. What does that time mean to you? It just doesn't have a big. I've never been to high school. Too big. It's too big.

I get down to two twenty five though. Yeah. I think when you did that, when you did that, met a more sincerity. No, that's two twenty six. We're in a two twenty six. Wow.

That was the weight. What's met a more? It's like a big jujitsu. It's like a professional. Would you get to grappling? Did I'm learning so much? You give some grab over there. Oh, oh, Jens Polver told me to say hi. Oh, I love Jens. Yeah Yeah, I got his twitching like every week. He told me I'm like his official chat fighter now. I love it, man Yeah, Jens on kingdom. Yeah, yeah, he was a guest on there. He's great Tell me to tell those people I you might you might doing some current events with us Sure, what do you got first yet first one? Yeah Okay, so yesterday a fan through popcorn at Russell

Westbrook while he was getting into the locker room because he had a hamstring injury and He is saying that the NBA needs to protect their players better. I think that same day the player Tay Young was spatted as well. Damn. So, I don't know what it is but fans seem very rowdy. There it goes. Jesus Christ. Look at this.

Look at Maddie. He's stupidity. But I'm not so disrespectful. I know it is so disrespectful. Can you imagine as just a fan doing that? They need to be all the animal. It's insane. It's a fucking game. Yeah You're a fan you make no money. I'll be fine that guy Yeah, I know you don't care about hockey, but there was one time where a fan

Terrible Riley clicked the Boston Bruins was in the penalty box I know you went out. Yeah, he did. Fans were throwing stuff at him. So he climbed out of the Pellenty Box into the stands and beat the shit out of the fan. That's fantastic. That's how it should be. Yeah, that's what it is. I just watched Manlison and Palace again today

with the Toronto test. I mean, yeah, that's really rude. I mean, you're there to watch a game. It's a sport. Things happen. You shouldn't be getting mad at at least. But I can't do, they won't this much if the if there's gonna be Banting for life or

It's not the does something that's on you miss you Yeah, man that guy you wouldn't do that on the street to rust On the other hand to though it could have been a lot worse than popcorn Yeah, but fuck that guy, but yeah excuse me, you're that dude for doing that. I think it was a hot dog like Alice or a little bit of a guy. Let's just some hit you right in the street. Or, you know, a cup of something that looks like beer, but probably

it's recycled beer, you know. Some people don't want to walk to that room. I came off stage with Carolins one time and I was new comic. I did all right. I didn't do well. And as I left, the guy goes, ah, this kind of like rough looking kind of tying dude. And he threw a straw at me. Ah.

Ah. I thought. That makes the lyrics. That makes him like a little thing. No, dude. This was you after your bombing. I was like, hey, you know my temper. Like I'm a good guy, but if I loot, I saw red.

And I remember I got up and I went, I go, maybe I'm a good guy, but if I knew it, I saw red and I remember, I got up and I went, I go, maybe I'll stick my fingers in his eyes. I'm like, fuck him, I was like, I'm gonna do something to him that he can't walk away. I was so angry, I was like, I was like, it's worth the jail time, and then I got up, go.

Yeah, and then what the MC fucking kind of moved me along, and then I waited for him outside. I was like, I'm outside, and my my friend who I don't even know the fucking guy goes, what are you doing? This is the craziest thing I've ever seen. I've never been that angry. But you know how you get so, you know, you just like, fuck her, you fuck her.

But it was just a straw. It was that. You know what? And I kind of sucked. And I kind of sucked. Yeah, but I was also, but that out into it. He did a moment. Dude, I was like, my life sucks. Yeah, but I was also But that out to it. He did a moment. Dude, I was like my life sucks.

It is my hooker. My life sucks. It's so offensive. What does she get, kid? So Oakland, the city of Oakland has officially made May 19th, Paul Mooney Day. Oh, he's the great man. Legend. Legend. Used to write for Richard Pryor, monster. So, he's a hell show.

Lafactor's doing something for him today. I remember watching a monsterappelle show all the time. Yeah. And didn't suffer fools and I spent some time around Paul. Okay. And it was even when I was a certain age. And he was just like, just like, there was always like a, just be aware that I've been.

He's a tiger. Through this. Like and don't, you know, and then I actually, I saw somebody say, what is your, what do you do? Oh, no. And he goes, are you in the business? So you're in business? Yeah.

Look it up. Yeah. I don't play him. Legends, so what do you do? I kind of might have been me. I am. I might have been you. I don't act in real.

I am. All right. Can't remember. OK, so Chris Hemsworth posted this photo of himself with his son. Aw. And it's really cute, but everyone's making fun of his legs. Yeah.

His brother got on there with Miss Leggate, Leg Day, huh? He keeps skipping Leg Day. Yeah, he's just the angel. It might be the angel. He's definitely the angel. He's a big fucking person. He's just making fun of the person. He's flexing the fuck out of his arm, but forgot flex his cat brother said bro you've been given like days again

That might be the angle or he's just got no, it's the angle Definitely the actually thin guy Thing is the angle and then the shorts look are kind of big so like around thigh So it makes his thighs look like they're not there. No, he's a big. Because it could also be like he has a big butt. And so when he has the basketball shorts, it just like drake like this. Yeah, I'm sure it's a do that too. But he's jacked.

Yeah, you've been around sports a long time. Natural? No, absolutely not. Because that looks real shredded. A lot of hard work though. Oh yeah. Yeah, no matter what he's doing. I'm a fuck is working his ass.

I do see it in people's faces. Like you see that prolonged use in like the rock. I mean, if you pick up, look at the rocks. Like the most recent pictures. Yeah, yeah. But that's, and he can't be good for that. But he's also, I don't know if the steroids, I think he's also been getting hit in the face,

that wrestling stuff, like that's not easy on your front. It's not easy, but boy boy oh boy it kind of takes all the fat out of your face yeah the same thing is happening to the Indian actor crew of our young danjiani his face is his moon face see that's moon face that's different than Chris Hemsworth he's doing this for a role yeah Yeah, he's a Marvel superhero. Good Lord Insane that is such a body His is the biggest effort. Yeah, this isn't saying he's friends with Batista right about he's that I don't know I saw him in person. He is a striking Striking he's just huge and yeah, but he also is proportioned like whatever he's doing that whatever that genetics that's good

Yeah, look at I saw a video on he's to getting this like whatever he's doing that whatever that genetics that's good. Yeah I saw a video of a tease to getting like this purple belt and jizu or something and that deed was like Dwarfing everyone else's He's enormous. Oh, I mean just walking through while they're whipping him with their belts Yeah, cuz that's like how you get your belt pinned on you in jizu and then the gauntlet and you walk back and forth The fee times and he's just walking through it like it's nothing. Oh, was that him? I didn't know that was him walking through it. I saw that video. But he's his face is jamming.

Yes, that's crazy. It looks terrible. Yeah, that looks like it. That looks like it just woke up. That looks like he just woke up. Yeah, that's a bad thing. Yeah, I'm not worried about the hair. He's just fucking scared.

He's not arrested. No, it's just a shame. Yeah, it looks like he just woke up. Yeah, untouched. It's the moon face, the mandible. Even the muscles and the mandibles, it's just a shame. Yeah, it looks like he just woke up. Unto the... It's the moon phase, the mandibles. Even the muscles and the mandibles. They just get huge. He's probably just on a ton of gear.

He's doing all these bodies, he's doing all the gear. Also, who would it? I don't get it. Yeah. He's playing a superhero. Oh, for it. Come on, do that. I'm on that.

That's... OK, so people are taking note that Aaron Rogers was found in Hawaii with his girlfriend and some friends on vacation instead of at the voluntary offseason workout. Because he wants to get traded. He wants to lead. He doesn't want to work for them anymore. Why would he show up? He's also the MVP. Yeah, it's volunteers. He's also the MVP of the league. Yeah, so there's going to be some money thrown at him. Here he has a huge contract in the year-long.

You never leave, never stir this up. Oh, old is him. Yeah, if I was making that football money, he didn't have, didn't, wasn't the part I was telling him. That's part I was telling him. I got a Y2, man. Yeah.

Right. No, she is. She is, she's a good, good, good gorgeous. How old is he in 40? No, no. No, 30. Oh, he's in 30? He's 30, mid 30s.

Oh. 33, 34. What? 30. He's 30 mid 30s. 33, 34. What? 30 was a little stud. 37. 37. Super stud. Yeah.

Yeah, phenomenal. What else you got? All right. I talked about someone who looks like they're younger than they are. So Bernie, they finally announced how much time? How much time? I don't know how to keep using this picture. Congrats on coming out. That's a good photo. That's a good photo.

But the other is a picture. Yeah, that's the best photo. The other still Vestress Stallone. I know for a lucky three I've ever seen. That's a great cosplay, man. He's got a T-hots at the Grammys. That's a long time ago, isn't it? No, three years ago. Four years ago. They got a lot of big names on this. Did you see this in Merrill? Yeah, did you see this in Merrill? I'm gonna miss man. No, two years ago. Four years ago. They got a lot of big names on this.

Did you see the Marrow? Yeah, did you see the Marrow? Show time. He's my frying custer, yeah. Custer's my absolute favorite. Our guy, Marronala, the best. Marrow. Albert Bernstein, Abna Mara's, you.

Yep. Jimmy Lennon Jr. That's gonna be great. Wow. Yeah, that's a huge, huge one. Yeah, it's a big event. That's a squad of Miami. It's gonna be great. Wow. Yeah, this is a huge huge. Yeah, it's a big event I'll be doing right before so I'll do Wayans I'll do all the come team for Wayans and I'll be on the desk during the fight and then also doing the Before they walk out interviews inside the locker rooms. Oh, yeah

You know a little bit right? Yeah, I worked with them for a Conner fight. Yeah, actually I don't watch boxing much, but I'm gonna watch that because I want to see Logan Paul get the crap Not a Logan Paul fan dude. I hate the Paul brothers. Why? Why? Logan Paul tell me what? Well, they're gigantic assholes. You got famous doing assholes stuff to random people and Logan Paul really Japan, but the Japan. Yeah that's what I'm saying. And that's not just because my love for Japan,

like you don't go to another country. I don't care what country it is. And just start going out of your way, intentionally to disrespect the entire culture. Don't want to poke walls at random people and stuff like that. And then like the worst thing day was the thing in the in the coffee gahara. The suicide force.

Where yeah, like bro, you deserve to get every ass whooping every day to your life. I did not forgive him for that. No, no, it's just you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, out of it and use it as your thumbnail. Yeah, no Logan get your ass with like every day I mean, I think he I think he probably recognized that after all that I mean he's apologized, but I don't care how much of your apologize. You should have you're an adult You should have the damn sense not to do it. I can't wait for the polish in a guy. He was an adult. He was an adult. 21

That's not no he's my age. He's 25 right? Yeah He was in dope. He was in it. He was in it. He's 21. He's my age. He's 25 right now. Yeah, he's 25 now. But that's what we're talking about.

He's 21. Yeah, I think he's 21. That is not a dull. That isn't a dull. That's not a dull. Well, you didn't go to the state to read to I don't care about you. You didn't make the state to anyone?

I didn't make any mistakes. Never did anything like that, dumb. I didn't hear that. Here's the thing about, I will say, I'm going to hung with Logan once, but I know you spent more time with him. I think if you actually got to know him, I don't know his brother, but if you got to know him,

you'd be surprised at how he's not what he portrays on. And I had to, maybe. You know what, you get judged by how you present yourself. Not a kid, not a kid, but it's fair to me. I can forgive you. I'm fair to be honest. Logan's age at the time, Logan did that video. And I have the common sense, not, I'm not like this.

He was like bad, but I'm not. He was a bad mistake, but. He was a very bad taste. Yeah, bad taste, but like he knew what he was doing. Yeah, that's like another love. He knew what he was doing. He was doing just simple things. So, who am I think so should he, so how long should we

discipline that for? How long you want to let? I'm competitive, I think he's, yeah, for sure. If you like, he said that. He said it's part of their prep. I mean, I probably feel, but it's okay. I think he's yeah for sure if you like I'll probably feel satisfied after I watch Floyd may wear the chair's face off You know part of that part of the that could probably The seal is that they that's what they do. Yeah, they want you that that's that's you You hate the guys you love to hate I get it now

Let me ask you this is true pad but you're a Floyd Mayweather fan. No, no, I'm really not Because he's too cocky too, dude. And he kind of has a reputation of like cherry picking his fights and like not fighting people until they're past their prime. They could have otherwise beat him. But in this case, I'm gonna be rooting for Floyd. For sure. See?

But again, that's just, that's the perception he puts out too, you know? Yeah. Well, part of being popular nowadays is if you can become the heel like Jake Paul, and you know how to work it. Is Jake Paul the heel in this fight, or is Logan Paul the heel in this fight? I'm not talking about Logan.

Logan, Logan, I don't think, Logan is just like, I'll do it. I think Logan would be the, I guess he's the heel in this? Well, I don't think, I haven't seen, I haven't found him, I haven't seen a lot of provocation from Logan. Did you watch the cranes? I haven't seen any of the cranes. Oh, you haven't seen it yet. provocation from Logan. Did you watch the press?

I didn't see it. I didn't see it. Oh, did you watch it? Did you watch it? Did you watch it? No, that I saw. Oh, good. That was the ad.

You didn't see the press. You didn't see Logan him going as he sat in that. Well, Floyd brought up like, I'm a disciplinio for the thing he's in Japan. And then that just set Logan off. And he's like, well, I'm a disciplinio for beating women. And then it was like, who off? Oh, ah. Yeah, that was the same first comment.

Yeah, I mean, if we're gonna throw low blows, I mean, Floyd definitely has some darker demons than that. Yeah, he's definitely got a lot of skeletons in his closet too, for sure. Would you say? Yeah, he's definitely got a lot of skeletons in his closet too. All the skeletons. All the skeletons. Yeah.

Here we go. I know, right? I'm excited. Yeah. You were great. Because I You would say thank you, buddy. Well, the red things you can say was out my ruddy complexion. I like that. I like that. This is there's some real beef here. I would imagine that's some real. I love it's real. Yeah, I think you're going to see Floyd punch his lights. I mean, that's what the outmakers. Yeah, I think that's not saying. Yeah. But what the question

is, is Floyd is Floyd going to is Floyd going to try to end this as fast as he can or is it going to go 10 rounds? Well, it's only eight rounds. Okay, it's going to go that the distance or is he going to say you know what? I think he I think he toys with them the first round

just to embarrass him and then second round he's probably just going to knock his block right. Because you said that's what he did with the Conor fight. Kind of just entertained it for him. He's entertainer. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't think he had as much, I mean again I could all just be the show, you know,

I don't think he has as much animosity towards Conor as he does towards Logan. Hmm. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. All right, someone on Instagram named the germs tagged Brian in this multiple times. Many people tagged this. It's this thing for a hair.

Check it out. Look at that. What is it? That's a wig. That's a wig. It's a modern day to pay. Holy shit, he looks good. That's a good looking wig.

That's a to pay. Somebody buy me that and I'm wearing it. Look how real that is. realize holy fuck that's insane well I guess here's awful Wow and you can get it water for a while bro how much is that what which truck is this I think you see it's a wig though it's called we are quick man that looks fucking good but it's still got to glue Yeah, that's got a song. Oh, that's got a song. It's never happening

But To lazy yeah, that's a lot of work. It will be yeah, it is a lot of work See they need you to throw on that Australian accent and you know, wiggin a box look at that It's Ryan Mike It's right. That's not a bad option though. Have you ever see that character? I do my mad TV Dennis in a box. Oh my god. That was one of the best mad tease It was it gets of all time you commercial from Pareding all the information where you you sent away for you can put your own tooth

And so really dude. It's fucking so stupid. So dude dude. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, watch this. Look at how fucking young I am. Ha ha ha ha ha. What year is this? 1995, sir. Oh, my excited about today, Joe. Because we've got everyone tells me it's super fantastic. So let's stop wasting time. I'll least just HD. I'm going out. Ha ha ha That everyone tells me is super fantastic. So let's stop wasting time.

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Dentist in a box. What in the heck is that? It's the complete home dental kit from Nubco. Nubco, I've heard of them, they're famous. See it's right, Mike, they have. Now you can do all your own dental work, run it out! Even I was a kid I was so confused to rush really with that act of acting. I've looked for a parking spot, sitting in that dumb waiting room reading those boring magazines.

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He could do anything. He just kind of hurt like heck. He's got out of it. He was like, I don't like this. What's he do now? He got a puppet show in Austin for a while. He just, he's just a sad fuck. What do he do now?

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This was such a fucking hit, though, when we did it cost? Stop it. This was such a fucking hit though when we did it. Everybody was the more and more famous sketches and we did a bunch of different things, but I made it. That's hilarious. So whose idea was the phone sex skit? I don't remember. You don't remember? Yeah, I remember. It wasn't mine.

Did you remember the skin? Yeah, where I was. It's my mom. What else you got, my mom We did some edge Remember the delivered guy See him on the show like men's and oh Me a girl it says it's a future This is the guy that says you know, he was in that the church said he was converted

I don't think I'm gay to straight. Oh, well she's hot by the way, so he's not ready for that. That's his girl Well, you also like men's yeah, well, so you he went to church into it. I mean one of the most viral I know he gets in the moment they have the mic and he goes I don't like men than him Oh, I was like what I know I'm not gonna use a person anymore. Yeah, where makeup? It's not as good, but all the colors are white. I know, it's pretty tough. It's like, come on. How much did he pay?

I'm gonna take this product here. I mean, she's not dating him. No, I know, he's still standing. Still standing, still standing. She's a track. You go with that or you want? One more, just one more. All right, I kind of want to show you this

because it reminds me of me actually. So Kelly Osborne, remember we saw her picture recently? Yeah. uh... are i want to show you this because it reminds me of me actually so kelly osmorn we saw a picture recently and i want to see a like facial surgery do you think she did or not uh... to your point so they can do fillers and they can see it's right before

and that's her women now go back to the past go back to the home my fucking god what they can do. Yeah, she said Oh, he's like here's the thing though. So she was what she looked like before and go back again Yeah, but there's also like you know makeup and pictures so she actually talks about her too. Oh, yeah I got a little bit of an education on this because I got my lids done

When you're what they do with they so what they I was so naive to everything so it's not just that they they fill your lips You can get filler anywhere where yes, so you get your cheeks You get your you can redo your entire job. Yeah, everybody under 40 understands it. I I was told Not me do yeah, no, you know Just Everybody Not me do yeah, no, you know My guy get smaller you know me guys get filler really my age fuck yeah Not this guy, but a lot of people guys It's not judge because you got plastic surgery. It's not judge. Yeah, but that's because I couldn't see

You could see you couldn't you could know I couldn't do now I can see I What a waste of money he can use that for a fucking car you Listen, do you know you buy a new car probably I'll say before and after it a real shini gommi I can tell she's had her her mouth has been watch out playing They can see your talking I'm a man. I don't care what she does she looks gorgeous make up right now Maybe she's lost some weight, too That's in weight with that face. I want to bring up a topic that you guys are all talking about. She's so brilliant.

Because I'm always really honest and really upfront about what I've done to my body and who I am. And I have not had plastic surgery. I've never done anything to my face other than a couple of injections in my lips. I was looking. injections in my lips. I was looking. And in my forehead here. I do not lie, but thank you for the compliment. But that is plastic surgery.

I have injections. I mean, it's, it's, it's shooting going under the knife. No, no, no, no, that's a little different. Yeah, that's a little different. I don't think she's done like, like Kylie Jenner. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like if Kylie missed, we'd be like, give the fuck out there.

Alright, so this is me. Don't worry about who I'm with but okay I Worked with flex. I worked out a song with a little sparrow and Johnson right look at my face here, right? You see my cheeks. You know my told you I got Botox for the my jaw So you can see my face there and then this is me Skinny there chin. I know I was lean here, but then this is me How much change my actual yeah, so it's just from Botox so the muscle if you do that often you do that once a year now

And it makes your face you know the muscles that are here the master muscles you're always chewing so you get built up That's the idea. That's the idea. You get it. You have a new face. I'm looking at it. I'm like, hey, never. Hey, I got big cheeks. No, dude, you guys look normal.

You guys look proportional. Me, the side you have like 18 year face cat. Uh, no, I'm too afraid to eat a full face. Don't tell me that. No, don't tell me that. I'm not gonna eat that. I'm not gonna eat that. I mean, I'm too afraid to touch that.

Which your mom's pretty too when she's older. So you're good. With technology, like now, and only like 20 years from now, I can't imagine what the fuck. Oh my God. A lot of young girls are doing Botox. What do you say? A lot of younger girls are doing Botox.

Like early Chinese are doing preventative work. Oh yeah, it's a ridiculous piece of it with a fucking. Yeah. They don't want to, what did it call a crows? Crowspee. They don't want the lines in their front. Yeah, I know actors that have gotten in, and now I know what to look for.

They can't move. I'll talk to them. I'm like, you're the face of a person. Your face isn't moving when you fucking. I'm just old school. I'm like, you're not old school though. Because you got, I'm going to see just, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got your hair on.

Yeah, that's all I like to do. I like to be judges these other times. I went under the night. I did go. No, no, no, you just got plastic surgery in a box. Yeah. I only had it in a cell. But I couldn't see.

Yeah, whatever. Yeah. All right, man. Well, street band, we love you, man. Yeah, thanks for coming to our car. Issues, we'll get that situator. That's got one more thing to say real quick. I got a shout out to my shinnigami con the oony

Savage able darkness and our two new members any on all around and apex predator Yeah I can't tell His man it's kind of crazy that I'm actually that's awesome. You know this and actually to shout out my shrieby spiders Oh, I love it. Yeah, yeah, That's so cool. Well you work your ass off And then let us know about that fight because if we're not on a tour, we will be yeah for sure I will definitely I'll miss you guys I'm just a priest Yeah, my test

I think it needs to get for having me on Yeah, yeah, of course. Oh, fuck yeah Ah, come see me in Toledo this weekend Mew Chappelle will be in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, Brickst home of bricks down comical of june ten through the twelfth and then pizburg and raleigh raleigh raleigh raleigh raleigh raleigh raleigh raleigh uh... north carolina will be added on there but then Denver September thirty through the second tickets at f a t k z dot com as you're listening as you're listening to this

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Sí, muchas gracias, hermano. Si te puedes hacer, me voy a estar en tu casa. Sí, por favor. Lo voy a ver, brother. Mucho suerte, hermano. All right. Si eres de los que nunca se acuerda de su matrícula, ahora vas a tener un buen motivo para apenderte la. ¡Mucho suerte, brother! ¡Mucho suerte, man! ¡All right! Este verano... ...date un chapuzón de gigas. Porque ahora te regalamos hasta 50 gigas gratis en las tarifas prepago de mundo.

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