The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 694

Episode Date: June 8, 2021

The guys talk Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul, motivational speakers, Cat's OnlyFans update, Anonymous apparently going after Elon Musk, a teenage girl who shoved a bear to save he...r dogs and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Brenny's shop a little tired little tired got yeah, it's a little sleep. Welcome to your time, correct? Yep, I can't sleep it. Here's my thing though. It's that sucks, but I can't sleep in a hotel's period Like on the road we have you ever stayed in a hotel with me never yeah, we did which one? Miami. Oh, that's right We had yeah, I can't sleep in a hotel. So here's with daddy's tough. I only do ear bnb's daddy take daddy Daddy takes the temperature down, huh covers his eyes Carves eyes makes that room super black. Now I'm gonna wake up. Now I've realized and resigned myself.
Starting point is 00:00:28 The fact I'm gonna wake up about four in the morning. My head, your head starts to race. It's starting to think about all the things. How you gonna start one day? Oh, that shit. And then I just, I wait that out. I wait it out. And then I go back to sleep.
Starting point is 00:00:39 You fall back to sleep. Part of my REM sleep. Part of my cycle, you understand. Where did you stay in, where you at? I was at a I was at a courier of Maria He tried to hate on me though, but that was the best way so I'm at a dope ass I yeah, I said man. I don't know. Don't in courtyards. Don't go to you. Dude that town White not only white, but just like it's just born. The shows were fun. The show's were great.
Starting point is 00:01:06 I like that. That's a lot. But like, put it this way, they just got a chick full of it. They just got a pop-up. It's a middle of nowhere. And a lot of people, they wear those sandals. They wear those Velcro, TVS. Is that what they call them?
Starting point is 00:01:19 TVS, right? Like those old, like, you look like you would go on, I don't know. The Velcro, you got to go to the front of the back. Yeah, like that. A grateful debt concert in that. Yeah. Like those old like you look like you would go on like a I don't know Yeah, like that a grateful dead concert in that yeah, there's a lot of the unvenous though. Oh really? Yeah, I haven't seen those in like since like the night those are for dads that have given up no But the dads weren't wearing them the kids are everybody. Yeah, everybody not just dads everybody's wearing it's when you walk Where the crowds crank the cron? dead everybody's where it's when you walk where the crowds crunch the cr... no not crunk but you're back now you don't burn your bridges no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no from Hamilton he was a lot of fun fact you know
Starting point is 00:02:06 he was from Hamilton well i don't know that chancy clays that's what they told me i don't believe it why you know who didn't die out here
Starting point is 00:02:15 yeah but his house is right in the hill that can't be constant no it's not haunted yeah he's got a restaurant there wow but he claims when he claims Hamiltonleton was constant, I guess.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Is what they were saying. That was their biggest thing that he told me. That was all the information I did. He needs Italian, right? Was that? No, he's not Italian. No, it's not. I think it's Turkish.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah, it might be Turkish. Not Italian. But he's not Italian. And he has that weird house up in the hills there. Yeah, he has like a weird thing underneath the house. He's actually from, he was born in Budapest, Hungary. Yeah, he's born, and then, but... Okay, so...
Starting point is 00:02:50 Oh, he's family moved there when he's a kid, so yeah, he's from there, dude. Oh, okay, then he was Jewish. Yeah, he was Jewish. But that was like the most exciting thing. It kind of a big deal. Yeah, I walked quite a few trails. They got some trails you could walk. Was there like one, like, main street, and that's it?
Starting point is 00:03:10 It's not like that. I think they said there's like 70, 70,000 people there, but it's still, it's very small. Yeah, and they're, oh, they told me about this gas station I had to go to called Quick Trip. And it was, and I was like, yeah. Did I have like chill or something?
Starting point is 00:03:24 Man, I went in there and walked out. It wasn that impressive. I would have got some Houdini gear dude No, I don't need no who's in here. Justin got some brewers gear though. They had that a that a mall I saw the picture the mall was like they had like 14 people in that mall But you got a hotel. I know you don't have to go anywhere else. I don't know why right there car What is that like it? It was a building about it. It was an is that like it was an old brewery though. So the when you get in there it's made of stone the way they made shit back in the day and the fixtures are all brass. It's kind of like Europe. It's like stepping into Europe in a weird way. But even different.
Starting point is 00:03:59 Like like western industrial like. because I saw the picture you posted like the picture you posted it looks like a older building no well that some of the outside is but inside all new oh got it that's what I think but I think the actual building was oh yes building yes it's a but they completely redid yeah
Starting point is 00:04:19 yeah I mean they did an amazing job it's it might be in some ways I've stayed in some nice hotels all over the place I've been ever that might be the best hotel I've ever stayed I tell you do and the way it's for seasons It's a great Carlton is by it's the only one. Yeah, it's unbelievable great food. Wait the crowds in San Antonio The crowds in San because they're they're fucking always always you try the coffee. I Did try the coffee and I drank the coffee. It's not sour anymore. Is it well? The they have two options so the coffee that I got try the coffee and I drank the coffee. It's not sour anymore, is it? Well, the they have two options. So the coffee that I got the hotel's not sour. The coffee I get at that shop, but the one where you get the hotel's not sour, you know why? Because you had a little
Starting point is 00:04:56 talk with them. Okay, that's interesting because it's not sour. It's not sour anymore. Now you and I have a problem with that desire. I go there and I get an espresso and it's like drinking lemonade. Yeah, it's like a sour apple. They don't roast the bean all the way. Yeah, it's a new thing. It's cool to have a drink. It's actually a new thing. It's more caffeine.
Starting point is 00:05:13 It's more caffeine. Oh, God, it's so good. I'm here for flavor, man. Yeah, flavor. That's why you drink the coffee. Now, can we talk for a second about the Elven the Room, which was this Sunday? I know you've talked about it on a program.
Starting point is 00:05:24 No, go ahead. Yeah, what do you got? You mean you would you're taking this right? Well might take away as this the Logan Paul came in as good as you could have. You know what I like some shape. You know what I'm saying. Alright. He came in in the best shape like you could be. Yeah first of all. Second of all you know he has a work ethic right so he obviously worked his ass off to be ready for whatever For the rounds yeah, and he's also fucking huge He's also huge and he he didn't necessarily you know He connected a couple times more than most a lot of most great fighters have done it to Floyd
Starting point is 00:05:57 He could he and I wish he like yeah, but I'm not part it was he can take a shot too Yeah, he took he took a couple of legs gave out there for a second Yeah, I was when I was I didn't I didn't see that I'm talking like if man I would like if Floyd wasn't there here to fail if he's the ring. I'm here. I was like I'm looking up like this Yeah, not you real close his legs go go on Yeah, his legs went and then he was like and then Floyd like grabbed them It was like trying to do it. I'm like go Floyd backs up, he might, but, you know, he recovered. Yeah, I just impressed with the credit.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Yeah, I think the biggest takeaway too, is Floyd, especially seeing in person, Floyd looked 44 years old. That's him. Like his timing's not there, no, like the timing, he was off, and then a mixture of him being 44, timing's off, power's not there, the quickness in there, Logan Paul's way bigger, so, you know, the score, granted the score was in 44, timing's off, power's not there, the quickness in there, Logan Paul's way bigger.
Starting point is 00:06:46 So the score, granted the score was in judge, but if it was Floyd won the fight, but my point when I say Logan won, I mean he won for what his agenda was. He didn't get finished, he looked like a boxer, and have you ever seen, like, if you go on any gym in the world, have you ever seen a guy with two fights fight? It's a shit show. Yeah. Dude Logan only has two fights. He did a great job. He looked like a boxer. He did. And I'll tell you, he really did. He's a very good athlete. But here's the other thing I said and maybe I'll get take heed from this. From what I saw it looked like it looked like Floyd was trying to knock him out was actually trying to connect the knock him out Yeah, so the first the first three like so I was around Logan's team like his parents and soul team and is like after the first
Starting point is 00:07:35 Second, I think even third his team would turn around and go that's one in the bank That's one of the bank and I kept I didn't say this to them about stuck in my my boy Steve Farhood who scores the fights I went man. They don't realize Floyd's giving him these he's lighting him and I kept, I didn't say this to them about stuck in my boy Steve Farhood who scores the fights. I went, man, they don't realize Floyd's giving him these. He's lighting him, he's hoping he wears out, like this isn't really Floyd here. I was like, four fifth and six, he's gonna turn on the heat, sure enough.
Starting point is 00:07:56 And you notice Floyd was in just on his back, but Floyd gave him no downtime. Like, you know what I'm gonna do? I noticed a raft with separate him, and Floyd just, he's trying to just melt them, melt them no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Floyd lands some huge shots, wobbles his legs, Logan's not going anywhere. Yeah. That's a big thing. And then, by the way, it's big though. What's about to happen to the six right now?
Starting point is 00:08:28 Oh man, he's not gonna be on a finishing. He's too big and Floyd's too old. It's also a big deal to be able to take those shots and keep your eyes open. Like, he would go bam and he was right there. Most people don't do that. You get hit like that, you back up, you get gunshot, you keep it up.
Starting point is 00:08:41 You know, he just kept his eyes open. Boom, and he was there. I'm telling you, I've known. How long has he been boxing? 10 minutes. three years. Yeah, so they're both three years Oh, yeah, same time. Yeah, okay, but they're just they I think part of it also is from what I understand I think Logan was a very good high school wrestler like a really good one Yeah, but even that I mean okay, no, but I'm just saying you know, I'm saying okay. There's a there's a work ethic It's it's not even that she take all that out of that out there's a million people are good at wrestling a mill
Starting point is 00:09:07 A little bit high school who gives a flamethrower the different to me the craziest thing about all this is why I went into this locker room I figured there they're you know, I've been tons of locker rooms people are scared people are warming up It's hostile everyone's aggravated everyone's doing work, there's tension in the room. Dude, I walked out of the locker room, you were thought it was a restoration hardware. There were, I swear to God, no, I'm not trying to be funny. There were playing Zen music. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:09:34 And I walk and I'm like, what the fuck is this? I was gonna make that real. What the fuck are they doing? When I say that kid doesn't give a fuck, I'm telling you, man. Doug, nothing gets done. Yeah. And I'll see him out on the plane and I'm like, how's he so chill? Like, he's fighting Floyd Mayweather and he's literally goofing around with me.
Starting point is 00:09:50 We're talking about podcast shit. And I see him out in the plane ride. It's because he grew up with cameras in his face and he was 10. So the pressure of people judging him and stuff like that. None of that managed them. Like the moment cannot get big enough. When he gets there, there's not a big enough moment for him. What are you doing at 10? YouTube.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Oh, he started that early. Yeah, come on. I didn't know that. I really didn't. Big YouTuber. That's why he's so big. Yeah. But so for him, it's like, the moment you can't get big enough.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Like, there's not a stage big enough for him. Yeah. So for him, he's like, he's 40 years old. He's 40 years old. He's very regular. He's small. What's he, he's serious. And he says, he's like, he's 40 years ago. He's 40 years old. He's small. You know, it's like, what's he up with? And he cares. And he says, he's like, dude, I tell you, I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I'm telling you dude. I've already won. I'm like, that's a great way to put it. I'm like, I've never seen anybody ever in my life in any sports, be this calm. I like that he's handing it, even in the ring. Even in the ring. He was like, he's looking at me going,
Starting point is 00:10:42 I'm like, all right, dude. I'm like, Floyd, he's smiling. You me going. I'm like, all right. Do. Floyd. Well, he's smiling. You don't. We're talking to him. Did you know what you're saying to him? Yeah, he's like, what was he saying to him? He's talking shit.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Yeah, you can see. Get my this is it. Oh, wow, this is it. Oh, we get talking to Santa. Yeah, he's going, this is it. I was like, damn. That didn't, didn't care. After the fight, do you see the video I posted?
Starting point is 00:11:00 Yeah, when you went to the locker room, I'm like, I thought champagne by the, dude, you went around the best fucking box of time because I know crazy, right? I need more energy. And I look like, what's wrong with it when they go, why? We thought this was going to happen like, okay, man, this is not knowing. How are you guys not crunk? Yeah, it's a step at that top. Yeah, I went, got B that big, that top left.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yeah, I went, I'd be lying straight for the locker room. Yeah. I win. With the fuck, Brendan. Fuck, it's a win! Look at him. Oh, yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:36 It's not this fucking crazy fucking alien. He was crying. As I said, here's what's crazy about it. So the first two he's feeling out that 4th 5th and 6th he that's the best he has trying to take you out I mean doesn't care but I mean hey doesn't care AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Yes, a hundred percent he did. What are you talking about? Yeah, it's, it's, it's, he did kind of what none of us thought he was going to be able to do. People are so stupid. Yeah. They're so stupid.
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Starting point is 00:13:21 little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a Floyd's last fight against Connor, like man Logan's fucked, but no Logan got way better. Yes. Floyd A.H. You gotta remember he fought Connor in 2017, that's five years ago. So going from 39 to 44 is a lifetime of a difference in the fight game.
Starting point is 00:13:37 And it's also, you know, it's not Floyd firing all cylinders and like wanting this. It was him like, outbeat the shit. He's like, well, the more just a yes, like I think Floyd was like, I think he announced he's like, I'm It was him like outbeat the shit. He was like, well, the one we're just like, yeah, fuck you. I think Floyd was like, I think he announced, he's like, I'm not doing any more of these. Yeah. Not, and I think also, there is size does make a big difference, man.
Starting point is 00:13:53 That's it. It made a difference in this one where he can eat his shots. Like, if he's any smaller, probably would have put them down. But I mean, he lands a big shot. I don't even want to actually become a boxer, right? No, he said that. It's funny. Someone's interviewed me because he goes, so is your goal to become like, cruise away champion? He goes, what? No, he said that. It's funny, someone's interviewed me, and he goes, so is your goal to become
Starting point is 00:14:06 like Cruiserweight Champion? What? No, he goes, I don't want to do that shit. He goes, no, my goal's to be the biggest entertainer in the world. This is just a stopping. Yeah. Which is, this is my point of why he's.
Starting point is 00:14:16 That's one. My joke, that was, I was like, if you want to become, if you want to become a professional boxer and make a buckload of money, you, you, you want to spend a little bit of time boxing a lot of time doing YouTube videos. Yeah, what's the worst thing?
Starting point is 00:14:29 But he's, again though, like you said, he is talented, he is athletic, he is a very good athlete. I mean, I don't get it, there's no way I can do that. He did look like a boxer, he did. Now, Jake's a different animal, Jake's on a different path, you know, he's fighting woodlies. He wants to fight. He wants to fight fight, yeah, and him is woodlies a fight. That's a good fight. That's gonna be interesting.
Starting point is 00:14:48 It's a good fight. Yeah. Yeah. What's your call on that? I don't know. Good fight. Depends how much woodly wants to be in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Yeah. How was it interviewing them? It was cool. It was not hurry up and wait, you know. Oh yeah. It's annoying. Yeah. And then the rain effect with everything. That's so much your temperament, you know, it's annoying. Yeah, and then the rain effect with everything so much your temperament It's good at it. I thought that your low your with Logan was funny. We are we were all laughing
Starting point is 00:15:12 Yeah, it's just like the the rain like so my job was that you know I was like the Logan specialist and then I was gonna do like funny things with all the celebrities in the crowd like We had Tom Brady, Cardi B like all these big celebrities were gonna chime in with and before the main event and the rain came. Yeah. Slevery's melting the rain. So then, and then, because they're, you know, so it pushed everything back.
Starting point is 00:15:36 So then, you know, on the headset, like, all right, we got to cut the celebrity in. And he's like, oh, that's cool. I didn't see the Ocho Sinko. I only saw him getting knocked out. He didn't get knocked out. No, he got knocked out. I don't know. I don't know the OJosinco. I only saw him getting knocked out. He didn't get knocked out. No, he got knocked out. He was going to knock out.
Starting point is 00:15:47 But he was winning the entire fight. He just caught with that one. Oh, really? Yeah, he looked good. Really? He was fucking him up. Yeah, he just got caught in that one. How old is he?
Starting point is 00:15:55 I don't know. He's in his 40s. Yeah. He didn't look bad though. Yeah. I thought it was a bad fight for him. He's a crazy athlete, man. Yeah, 43.
Starting point is 00:16:03 I don't like the picture they use of him on the other side. He's so kind of funny. He's so funny. He's so funny. He's a crazy athlete man. Yeah 43. I don't like the picture they use of him Look at be anybody I think just a challenge. He don't need money and he didn't make a ton either. I think it's just a challenge for him He looked pretty good. He even said he's like I just want to see what it's about and one and done This isn't like a rare. Yeah, no,'s like, I just wanna see what it's about. I'm one in done. This isn't like a rare stuff. No, he just wanna feel what it was like. That's not something I wanna feel what it's like. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Starting point is 00:16:32 I can never do that. I don't get it. I want a box. I feel so bad on the early, early prelims. They have this kid who's from TMT, so Floyd Melis team. This monster, they're lighter weights, but just this monster.
Starting point is 00:16:44 And they just brought in this This kid probably just got done rolling tortillas. Oh, you mean about a jack? No, no, no He's huge. No, no, it's on the prelims. Oh, okay This he's fighting some young Floyd male the prospecting the kid walks into a sweet gear on you like oh god, obviously this poor Mexican is being set up shitty body look like you just got down wrong toward to us And he's seeing man there and he's just like whoo like obviously in there to get annihilated But he's kind of giving it all he can like okay, here he goes and I'm really I'm with I'm sitting the kids can knocked out where
Starting point is 00:17:18 Chappelle is I see him look go And then right in front of me's all But that was the same dude eyes open just like bottom bottom jack was making some money. Yeah, Pascal Pascal test Yeah, and they put that guy in there. Where's he's him? That's the real boxer right there, right? To care business Johnson Gray. Oh and for now What you have right out for him? Why do you give him a non-boxer? I felt so bad for him. Well, no, he's a bouncer. Oh Dude it was you're just like oh I was so here and then you know the kid made that's the guy he fought No, oh, it must be no someone late replacement that guy did not look like that. Oh I'm telling you look like the guy just made somebody's case deal.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Like, hey, you want to fight? He's like, yeah, fuck it. Pull my apron. Dude, and it made zero dollars. I felt so bad for the man. Oh, God. You couldn't make the county there. It could make the tank count.
Starting point is 00:18:17 They stay in my room and you're saying, what? So a lot of those exhibition fights were just for fun. Like, no money, no nothing, just for fun. That's a pro fight, bro. Yeah. That was a real fight. Oh, God just that's a pro fight. Yeah, that's a real fight. Yeah. And I don't think it's weird when they mix in my I felt bad for like,
Starting point is 00:18:31 I heard what's his name? Um, heard Jert heard. I felt bad for her. That was a, you at that fight. That was brutal. Brutal. And he takes us to win that fight for Bodo, Bodo Jack, you know, that's foreign champ.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Like those guys, it's not gonna, I don't think it does the many favors being on those celebrity fights like keep them in the real Yeah, well visibility maybe I don't know. It's not trans. I think it's all YouTube How was that fight was is Jared heard actually fighting a 54? Was that one? Yeah, but he was was fight Pascal and then he's huge scout tested hot for every hot for every still right. And was like, what? I can't do that. No, he's like, oh, my bad. So I can't fight.
Starting point is 00:19:08 I don't know how Jared heard fights at that way. He looks so much bigger than that. I haven't seen him in person. I think he was 160 for this fight. He was like a catchway. So they ain't sucked that over what 175 did. He stopped that big of a guy. Damn.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Yeah, a guy put it up. Yeah, that was a fight fight. That's probably the best fight of the night. Fuck yeah, I was. This one here. Yeah, that was amazing. That was his main coach and just passed away. He's like, I can hear my dad coach me still. I'm like, God, I hope he wins. Fuck. I know it was a bummer. You guys champ for a while. It's done. Yeah. How's our boy Stevie doing? Got some, does Lidz done?
Starting point is 00:19:43 He actually didn't we went to the doctor's office and when we got there they looked at his eye and said that the style needs to calcify more and harden before they can actually remove it so they injected him with a bunch of fluid to try to flush it out they said he needs to come back in a month if it doesn't get better than they need to cut it out they flush it out of
Starting point is 00:20:02 uh... no they are injected it with liquid, which then it'll take about a month to see if it does flush out. Oh my God. So you're gonna have this for like two months. So why is it which just got, it just got infected that area and it just... So he's very prone to getting styes.
Starting point is 00:20:17 He said he's had it throughout his entire life. Do they know why? He just produces a lot of oil that tends to get infected very easily around his eye area. It's just something with him and it's like- They hurt so bad. You ever had a Steinway? I mean, you're like-
Starting point is 00:20:30 God, I'm having a kid. Yeah, they hurt me. It's so bad. It feels like a kid. God, they hurt. It's so sensitive too. But I've never- It's not really bad.
Starting point is 00:20:38 It's a crazy, crazy one. Is it worth contacts or not? No, he doesn't. They hurt so fucking bad. Oh, yeah. And so, yes, just deal with that. Yeah. It's two months.
Starting point is 00:20:48 And now he has to have like a specific eye washing regimen every morning. But I'll say, hey, Doc, I fucking, anything else that had to wait for two months while the water you saw in my bottle. I work the way. Are we in 2001? How about some fucking sign?
Starting point is 00:21:03 But also, he thought he was going in and get it fixed. And then he said, you can't do it. Yeah, that's what he thought, too. He went in and then the doctor said, oh, I thought your style was going to calcify at this point, but it's not. Oh, really? Because that's your last week.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Oh, really? Because I was here last week. He was texting me while he was in the exam room. They didn't let me in. And so he's texting me like, well, I guess I'm going to get a needle in my eyelid. Ah, really? Just getting cauliflower eyelid.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Yeah. And then you gotta wait till that, and then you gotta cut it out, they gotta cut it off her. Yeah, if it doesn't flush out, they then open up his eyelid, and then like basically scrape it off. But it's a lot smaller than what it was, right?
Starting point is 00:21:39 It's a lot smaller than what it was. It's like a tiny little thing now. So is he in panorosy, okay? He's currently in pain, because he had a needle on his eyelid, but generally he's fine, I guess. As fine as you can, me. Because you have to be awake for the surgery or not? For the surgery, I'm not sure. What they did was they put numbing cream on his eye today,
Starting point is 00:22:00 and then that's how they put the needle in. I think he might have to be awake for it, but I'm not sure. He's not a bad shirt. He does have an eye patch at home the needle in. I think he might have to be awake for it, but not for sure. He does have an eye patch at home. Oh, he does? Oh, hell yeah. He's waiting for it to work. And Parrot. And just when he's got a beard, he's got long hair.
Starting point is 00:22:13 With his eye patch, he's going to look like a really hot face. Nothing yells, I sell drugs like an eye patch. Right. He looks like that one guy that he Davidson he'd run of on SNL. What's that again? Do you remember that politician on SNL that he gave to make? Yes, he looks like him now.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Oh, yeah. Chris show's about us. Yeah, he's a good looking. Wait, that is not him. Damn, Chris show. Damn, Chris show. He's a Dave, Chris show. Who did?
Starting point is 00:22:38 Dave has little sugar in his eye. That's a good looking dude. That's a good looking villain. He looks like every model. He's like an eyepatch though there. Like he's like flow. Rocked old one now. That's a good looking villain. It looks like every mom. I patched though there. Like he's like flow rocked old one. Now it's just like this weird implant thing.
Starting point is 00:22:51 I prefer the strap. Yeah. I think you need a strap. I brought strap on day. Yeah. He can't have some rustle crow in that one. He does. He does.
Starting point is 00:22:59 From unhinged. Yes, he does. Great move. That's got to be a farmer. You got one fucking eye. The eye he has now is kind of dull bit. It's like a marble type thing and it has a tried and on it So it's dry that shit. I have no idea. It's like it's dark It's like deep blue and then the trend was gold. It looks sick. Oh
Starting point is 00:23:18 It's Dave. There's your boy Dave. Chris. Oh, Dave was pretty cool too I'm gonna have one eye and be damn cranchored. I have two eyes and be damn. Are they related? Who is Dave Crancho? Who looks like he's a motivational speaker, which I'm already having a problem with. Yeah. Which I already have an issue with.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Yeah, I gave him a call. You don't talk with those motivational people. I don't. No, I don't. I'll tell you something. Whenever they do these things, they're just. Look at this book, the result. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, the result.
Starting point is 00:23:48 I'm ready clearly. Yeah. What did you do? Oh, you haven't done anything, but you do. Oh, here he is. You have a business of being a motivation. Author, speaker, and online trainer. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Building productive leaders. You're not a builder person. When you're just cooking diagnosed with ADHD, who's not, dude? Wow, man. I just hate dogs. just ain't on there. Dave contracts. And if you fuck, you would hate those.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I live in LA so what I've seen time again is what happens is people, they come to be actors. Now things don't work out. It's a tough gig. So what happens is you have a, you have what's called a mental breakdown. Now I'm not trying to be a dick. So when you have a mental breakdown, you're going by suit.
Starting point is 00:24:27 So when you look at the mirror and you turn on the YouTube camera. You're looking at me on your 40 and you go, it's actually not going to work out. I'm not going to be male dancer. My whole dream board, my goal sheet, ain't going to work out. Now, you got a choice. You can either die, you can either just jump right the fuck out the window. Move the new max go. Or you can say, I got gotta learn how to get through this.
Starting point is 00:24:48 Yeah. I'm gonna read some books on how to do this and get through it. And what you do is you convince yourself that it's gonna be all right. And then you become an influencer. I like that. I'm always curious, I'm like, who, like, what gave them that? Now, Michael Jordan released five steps. I'm reading the book. But it's not these people. what gave them that? Now Michael Jordan released five steps.
Starting point is 00:25:05 I'm reading the book. But it's a lot of these people. It's that slapstick with all that Botox and a bad suits. Like this is my five steps to Cefuel. Yeah, I mean, I don't know who that guy is. I don't want to be mean, but there are. You know, you know me, but I give you a thing. They're all colon artists.
Starting point is 00:25:20 They're all just trying to shift the system and like trying to make a bug. It gives you an icky feeling. I just don't think you ever accomplish anything or get actually what you want done with five easy steps with a saying with an inspirational quote. I don't believe in that. I put ideas on a perhaps list to promote creative thinking in a man's will way. The more simple the email, the higher chance of getting a response. Goals for that a planner just wishes.
Starting point is 00:25:49 The more simple the email, the higher chance of getting a response. Oh my God. Thank God. He dude. I'm glad I read this. Want to show someone you care. Give them your attention. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:57 I hate these. Oh. I hate these fuck. This is what you do. Yeah. It's very basic. Well, yeah. This how you sell a program. It's also like obviously. Yeah. That is what you do. It's very basic. Well, yeah, this how you sell up with program, but it's also like obviously.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Click on the one. Click on the one go up. Click on the one that goes if you care, give them attention. How many likes does that have? If you care, if it's higher, no, no, no, no, right below the blue zone. You care, give me your attention. Got it. Yep. 28 likes. That's what you get. And that was February 3rd And so it's have you ever had someone steer out their phone tapping away on the screen while listening to you How did that make you feel?
Starting point is 00:26:32 Now you're now for a tougher question. How many times have you been the one? Switched task and a person who's talking to you. I get it I literally wrote the book on this, but I still do it to sometimes Give people your full attention. All right, people deserve our full attention. No, they don't. Most of the time, they fucking don't. 98% of the time people do not deserve it.
Starting point is 00:26:52 They're saying it, nothing. This is the thing. And I don't know, honestly, like I don't know if there are any shortcuts. Like I think it takes a really long time to get good at something Like I don't care who your agent is. I don't care who the you're you're either like to be a really good stand-up comic that the challenge never goes away Oh, it's really good boxer to be a really good piano player. I mean, I'll see you in 10 years And you better be practicing all the time. Yeah, you know
Starting point is 00:27:22 There's there's no short come. No short come. Well, Dave Krench, all the things that I'm gonna do. Dave Krench, there's five step program for 49,99 a month. I think that is a high tech procrastination. So I watched Tony Robbins, like, no, it's a real deal though. It's a real deal. But, this is big, it's like the bigger one.
Starting point is 00:27:40 But when he has those seminars, I've watched, and I'm not your guru, It's a really good documentary. But what I saw was a bunch of dudes who were building themselves up and we can do this and you change your mindset and it's positive affirmation. Thinking, to me, that's high tech procrastination. I don't give a fuck about believing myself. I never believe myself. You know what makes me believe myself when I get good at something, then I can believe
Starting point is 00:28:03 myself. Just do the fucking work. Learn how to do something and you'll get close to the motivation. I'm gonna in myself. You know what makes me believe in myself when I get good at something, then I can believe in myself. Just do the fucking work. Learn how to do something and you'll get close to a picture of motivation on a book now. Yeah, I should know how much time. You know what I'm gonna do? You know what I'm gonna do? Yeah, what's up?
Starting point is 00:28:13 You know what my book says to one page, ready? It should be forever. It takes forever. It takes forever. Yeah, it takes forever and practice every day. And you might still not make it. Yeah. And when you get there, I won't feel like you're there.
Starting point is 00:28:31 It's a, I've said this before my, my success feels like like when I, at one point, two TV shows, fucking big podcasts, a stand up. And somebody said, well, but it was like, somebody was like, you got so successful. What's your, what's your secret? I go, somebody, I didn't interview. Do you have any advice for people who go? Like, how do you come up with a TV guy? So I go, I go with TV guy, not asking that stupid question.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Well, I said, but I said, I've been doing this for 26 years. Like, 26 years is so long, like, and I said, it's the equivalent of throwing a rock at a sparrow every time it flies by my fucking doorway. If I did that for 25 years every day all day, I'd hit some sparrows. I'd get some sparrows and knock them out of the fucking sky. That's, that doesn't mean I'm a good rock thrower.
Starting point is 00:29:07 It just means I threw the fucking rocks at every sparrow that came by. So it's just that, I don't know. I throw in a fucking shit on the wall. Some of it's gonna stick. You get seven yeses in, in one million noes. All right. It's not even that, it's just, it's,
Starting point is 00:29:20 but that totally random stuff works for people. More power to you, man. You know what I'm like? If it works for you, do you know what I'm saying? I'll be fucking it. Do you know the one thing I listen to everything he did because I was writing a TV show on a self-help guru?
Starting point is 00:29:32 Okay. And I wanted to make fun of him and I got sucked in. Do you know the one thing I got from his thing that I can remember that I still think about? Tony Robbins. Yeah, he said, he said, one is that he's very big on setting goals, right? Specifically, it's right down. But he said the main thing I heard is he said, change your primary question. I was like, what the fuck's that mean?
Starting point is 00:29:50 He goes, most people have a question in their mind that's not helpful. It's a question like, am I good enough? Am I lovable? Will I make it? I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. But he said reprogram your brain to ask a better question. So what do I have to do today to get closer to my goal?
Starting point is 00:30:04 Or something like that? What do I want? What would I ask for if I knew I couldn't fail? So it has these questions that that makes sense. Yeah, that got you. You're asking yourself a question, not a fucking negative question that doesn't have a good answer to it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:16 So change the primary question. Like how do I get in at this comedy club? Which is not a legit thing. Whatever it is, like, but that's all I remember. But sometimes I think in a way, my default was always kind of like, it's not that hard to see what you want, right? Like, if you start something,
Starting point is 00:30:31 like when you joined the UFC, you were like, I wanna be a champion. That's not that complicated. You just, you figure out who you have to train with. Pretty complicated. No, it's hard. I'm not saying, I'm saying setting a goal is not complicated. Like, if you go there,
Starting point is 00:30:44 setting the goal in this show. But then you you go well, what do I have to do with those? Those people's problem aren't their goals. They don't know what they want. They don't know it to professional athletes That's not no professional out there. It's a issue going. I don't know what I want. Yeah, that's why you turn to Tony Robbins You don't know what you want. Yeah, you did you won't be buying these books You did you won't be buying his books You're a some people probably successful. Oh, again, if it helps more power to long your fuck you're getting a Satanism I think I think that's what motivates you go more power to you man. I didn't get it Anything is a good way to get to the next thing like learning how this turn into motivational Which drives me absolutely bonkers?
Starting point is 00:31:24 Absolutely bonkers, I know it's driving the friends doing it and I'm like, hey, let me My is this Shit the man's like it's one step People ask me how did you do it and I'm like you just got a star like oh my god Now you're doing what fucking day fridge all's doing That's a So it's I'm the better here That's the same I'm Simplifying both
Starting point is 00:31:53 Change the ready change the primary question in your brain and it takes forever go The question right that down right that down Tays the question you don't like you don't like inspirational quotes. Oh my god Just do it go I like to make up. I'm sorry. I was egging a book makeup Make up me let me hear you make up your own inspirational quote. I got a five second. Oh fuck you do it one Yeah, fucking do it do it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's not my like he's think dude. But that's what's fucking do it. Just fucking do it. If you ask if you have to ask me You're probably not gonna make oh yeah. Oh Ask me my Partake. No, I'll ask what was watching hold on. I'll play what's your
Starting point is 00:32:39 Go ahead do the thing your time out when you're like yes, I'm came up doing a trend of humbly, but I like how'd you do it all this stuff to that? That never happened but do that dude it did to never happen people ask me Go ahead ask me ask me like what's one motivational thing? How'd you get a Tesla? No, no way ask I have how should I don't like your attitude You're on I can't help you hey you I Can't help you hey you The fucking show you what's about I can get out of this
Starting point is 00:33:08 He's a kick me out of the side apples right separate yourself from people are not helpful to your That's to be the first one. Yeah He's being too real. Yeah, I swear to God though. I would say about acting most acting classes You're going back to what this one you're going back to You're going back to what teachers say most of the time I've got like this I go, hey listen, quit. Hey, that doesn't deter people because even in college I remember that NFL scout comes, he goes, how many guys seem to make the NFL stand up?
Starting point is 00:33:37 Everybody stands up, he goes, four of you in this room will make it, everyone's like, yeah, whatever. Like you don't change it, but it's not. Yeah, you're like, well, I'll be one of the four. The percentage is actually the best thing you can do is go, you're never going to make it, everyone's like, yeah, whatever. Like you're done changing, but now. Yeah, you're like, well, I'll be one of the four. The percentage is that we're gonna be doing. Actually, the best thing you could do is go, you're never gonna make it, and then people go, fuck, some of them will be like, fuck you, yeah, give me a chip.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Make it chips the best thing. Sometimes you need a chip. I know a lot of successful people that work from that, a lot. Chip other shoulder? Yes, those people. Those people, most people. Most people.
Starting point is 00:34:01 That might be the best way. That the best way to go, you open the book and it just says, you. You don't have every day. It's just talk shit to you. Yes Yes, some people have it all the internet do that for you though. Yeah, read your comments. That'll do it for you Yeah, that'll give you your mess I'm sure the chips go on there. It's filled a loser I have an actor. He's my favorite. He's got to see most of the class and he goes I think he's yours my favorite. He's got to see most of the class and he goes, scare yourself.
Starting point is 00:34:24 That's yours. Oh no. And I want one of my like, I want a bunch of you jumping. I don't. I do. It did you do it? Sure didn't.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Sure did it. I was too fucking worried. Yeah, that's worried enough about failing. You took a lot of acting classes? Yeah, for 10 years dude. I worked really hard at acting, really hard. And then came to the conclusion, I don't like it! You didn't like it. I took you 10 years to realize that, though. Oh, no, I learned it. Wait, now, see what happens. You know, right? You just stuck with it. Can I, I'll run it. Yes, dig, dig.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Called denial. People get divorced with somebody after 20 years over what they knew about the person in the first five minutes. The rest is denial. denial, which is like, no, I gotta be, I came here to be an actor. Someone who really, I worked so hard, but I don't like it. That's the truth. I can finally say it. Is it the hours? You're exhausted. No, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:35:20 I just, I don't do the motivational stuff, but I'm listening. I'm listening. He's back in four league. She checks in, checks check in check out. He's there. Not because I think you're right. I think ultimately you're right. I think the motivational stuff is just the precarious. Yeah, just what you just do. I tech procrastination. Yeah. Would you this weekend chin? Summer is almost here kids and it's Father's Day. That's right. It's coming up. Go to OmahaStakes.com type in fighter in the search bar and order dad to get out and grill a sort of impact.
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Starting point is 00:38:06 What did I do? You still got the germyland elbow brace on? I don't have the stuff that right? Hey are you going to the back exercise? I was just I was gonna bring that up so I did this over the weekend too so Brian sent me like a series of different videos that he recorded. He had someone actually record him all these different poses and they're like minutes long each video. He's like, chin, do this, do this. And it's actually helping. Where's the whole thing?
Starting point is 00:38:29 Yeah, the whole thing. Going with it stuff. Yeah. The towel to the head? Do this, that's helping. Those are cars, that's fucking good. So is your back feeling better? A little bit better.
Starting point is 00:38:37 You gotta keep doing it. I gotta keep doing it, yeah. I only did two times. But you liked it though. It was, well, I felt like it was three times. My muscles were really, really working. So, yeah. I was hoping, well, I felt like it was three times my muscles were really really working so yeah I was I was hoping you do it three days three times I told you I got exhausted the first time I did it. That's okay, but it's not that hard three days, man
Starting point is 00:38:54 You'll get it three days. It's only like some I dare you try basically What is it? I'm sure I have the video somewhere I could pop it up. Oh you go. I was a cheerleader. Oh never mind Yeah, you're good. was a cheerleader. Oh, never mind. You got your good, what'd you do, Cat? On Saturday, I did a shoot with the guys from the Just Kidding Films family. I did JK News, and then I had only fan shoot right after. Damn, sorry.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Damn, sorry. All right. Remember you were joking about shooting? I'm going to break it. Right. What motivational book did you read? I'm going to break the book. Right. What motivational book did you read? You're right. I did an interview with Ask Me How I Was So Successful.
Starting point is 00:39:30 But it's a photo shoot for your only fans? Yeah, because I'm finding that it's easier for me now to take a day, like once every two weeks, to load up on content so I can slowly pace it out and post. Just because it's not realistic for me to keep doing it by myself day after day because weeks to load up on content so I can slowly pace it out and post just because like it's not realistic for me to keep doing it by myself day after day because shit gets monotonous. Now do you do you have to get creative with it? Yeah but like it's not like a fancy shoot either either shoot with my friends or on Saturday my sister was my photographer because I have a camera. Okay here's the thing
Starting point is 00:40:02 because I am so fucking awkward when it comes to stuff like that. I can only really shoot in front of people you don't know. People, yeah, people I either don't know like a girl or my sister because my sister, I'm super comfortable with. Stevie also doesn't know how to use a camera properly and I don't have the heart to tell him. Because he's offered. And I'm like, oh no, it's good.
Starting point is 00:40:21 I don't have the heart to tell him. He takes care of a lot. He's good at like, he can edit and stuff. He can do some stuff. Yes, photoshopping and editing. He's just, he's over. I don't have the heart to tell him. He takes terrible photos. He's good at like, he can edit and stuff. He can do some stuff. Yes, photoshopping and editing. He's just doing his gut stuff. However, he holds a camera like a middle-aged father. Like with the DSL, he's holding it with like one hand.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Imagine one of these cameras. He's holding it with one hand like this. Yeah, you don't know. Now, are you doing, are you doing more than your feet? Oh yeah. Yeah, I will pose. Anything you can see on Instagram basically Okay, so I don't do nudity but anything like a IG model does online
Starting point is 00:40:51 Yeah, have they asked you to step it up yet? I mean like what we just take that top off for this But people have been asking me this since they found my Instagram account Oh fans asking, but I'm saying does a photographer only fan. Oh, no, I'm saying does the thing before only fans. Oh no. Talk very like why don't we uh... No. No. Bitch the pants. See this is why I shoot with a face. This is why I shoot with my face. You got a big mustache. It's James Frank. Yeah. It's James Frank.
Starting point is 00:41:16 That's a funny thing. Bitch the pants. When we ditch the fans. That's a little heavy huh? It's hot little heavy huh? You feel like you're in jail from a waist down what we just the pants Just the pants I didn't know you believe it's not all non-slot it just the pants It's your lower body American You might want to let it free.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Is that me? Does it want to free? I like that one. Does it ever go? You like that one? You're gonna get America, right? And cats like, yeah, white kids. It's free to them.
Starting point is 00:41:53 They're what we dished in. Don't make sense. Why keep your palm on the legs? I get it, but ditch the pants. They keep your legs in another reasons and Cuba. I mean, you're free to them. This isn't North Korea. This isn't North Korea.
Starting point is 00:42:04 Mara, let's get the tits out. I feel about that, yeah. Hey, Stevie, you big dick, Stevie, right? But why don't you get in there, man? What's up, get your pants. This, your pants. This is slowly a soft, poor porn. You're waving this.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Stevie, why don't you rock your hips back and forth for me down the channel. I thought it was a harassing photo shoot. I was like, we're gonna do video on this one. Stevie, why don't you rock and get hips back and forth from me down the can. I thought it was a harassing photo shoot. We're gonna do video on this one. Stevie want you rock and then get back in court. People will hit me up on only fans trying to see Stevie's dick is insane. Oh, they want to see his dick. There are people who want to see his dick.
Starting point is 00:42:35 Well, one, you can see his dick. They can find it. They can find it. I see it. But it's more than I want to. It's people who want to see his dick and then to comparison my arm. Yeah. What? Yeah. A lot of people want to see like his dick and then like to comparison like my arm. What? A lot of people want to see D.C.D.
Starting point is 00:42:47 What's the guy's name? B-Shot, I don't know what. I don't want to put it out there, but yes. It's weird, I'm so fucking mad. Just get rid of him. B-Shot, MMA, what? Can't ask him anything. He's going to my forearm, excuse me, D.C.D.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I think this is Brendan. That is it. Steve's your dad too, hang out. He's calling Steven. Somebody else's account is Big Gale, 202. Yeah, that's not true. Yeah. I'm sure.
Starting point is 00:43:18 I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know. He gets really quiet. What's my name? Hi yours. I don't know. Is someone with backflips probably? Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Oh, yes. Stevie, Stevie, bust a backflip. Oh, my God. He's got a world-class piece. Yes. I mean, he's making up for the forgot say. Let me be a minute. But he's very adamant about being retired.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Oh, yeah. Because I'll throw ideas at him. I'm like, okay, I'm- I don't want you to be open to it. You're like, hey, I was talking to the British- Because if somebody wants- If somebody wants a photo of just his dick, which people have asked me for just his dick like nothing to do
Starting point is 00:43:47 with me i ask him like hey if you want me to send this picture i'll give you whatever it is they paid for it and he's like no he's very adamant about it he don't know he don't know he's more of a prune well i would have turned off your face asking for no there's certain people who ask for it so i wouldn't put it out there to the masses It's just the people who requested you to put his dick in situations Draw I put a mustache on the front. I put like different mustache in Had on it like snaker steveys dick Yeah, it's like a world's wall, though. They got to find it in the picture. Yeah, yeah, you get a message doing that. I would do more of the puppet like costume stuff out there. Yeah, I put like a little ear like bunny ears on the top of the dick.
Starting point is 00:44:48 That'd be adorable. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, I don't know about that. He's sitting with the bunny ears. Yeah, I'd be sick. He's like, he's got a bunch of happy eggs all over. They had a book that they sold at Urban Outfitters for a while. It was called like the dick Pokey, where you put your dick through a book and it has
Starting point is 00:45:02 like different backgrounds for it. So it looks like a dinosaur Oh that crosses the line huh? I'm in to dress up steve's actual day. No, yeah, you put your actual dick in it Yeah, no, I want a little hats, but we draw on and stuff Oh, you want an ostrich horns on it? You go drawing his dick? Yeah, I'm down if you want to give me a brother like save the white rhinos Yeah, be sick you could paint it. Oh my god But what's the real book? But I guess you do it with your girl or your gay boy friend.
Starting point is 00:45:29 I get so boring. That we get so boring. Oh, yeah. After the first two, I owe you a dick. It's so hot dog. Yeah. It's not a party book, really. Oh, so what are your dickets?
Starting point is 00:45:38 Oh, so there's so many people there. I think you're going to be there. Oh, god. Actually, that's actually fun. That's hilarious. Fucking funny. Are you in there? Back in the day. That's a big hole, man. Oh I'll win that wake Yeah, well, is that a real what did I? It went away That's a real one there we go. I want like a skinny one
Starting point is 00:46:15 Skinniest skinny Well, those are that books. Yeah, Chris. Why'd you play kickball? No, I just watched this fight really I ain't doing anything special Yeah, no kickball this weekend though. No, I just watched this fight, it's really I ain't doing anything special. That's nice. No kickball this weekend though? No, you guys got a biweek or what? Oh, we do. Next week we're taking on a firefighter's
Starting point is 00:46:35 Santa Clarita fire station. Oh damn. Yeah, about to get your asses wet. Play for a key? Yeah, they're juicing but there they're guys Like league regulation rules because we test for it so you saw that you'll do hell no, they don't I'd be first they don't so it's like bro. What sorry? Were you born yesterday? Let's I don't know what you guys is fucking leagues. It's kickbox. It's fucking kickball, though
Starting point is 00:47:03 There's a lot of cheating kickboxing. There's a lot of doping. You can get tired. Oh, drugs. A lot of money involved. I really got you. That's? Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Here we go. Okay, so the group anonymous made a video basically saying that Elon Musk is a narcissistic, like, egotistical maniac who is fucking with people's money because he will come on to the cryptosphere, release some weird tweets, and then it fluctuates the market, which then affects people who are kind of banking on it to make money.
Starting point is 00:47:39 And it's kind of just, they don't say anything necessarily threatening him, but if you get a message from anonymous, it's kind of a threat. For sure, yeah, they don't fuss. So, yeah, Elon Musk is their current new target. So anonymous, yeah, they are, they're like stuff. They're your hackers, stuff like that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:59 It's pretty cool. Have they done anything to them yet or not? They have not done anything yet. Right now, they're more so putting him on glass because they seem like they're good people like ultimately right. Have you seen the movie The Show Money Heist? No, I watch that over it. It's on the phone right? It's a 10 part series. I get that when they robbed the first bang right? We're gonna do this every fucking episode. I love Money Heist. I like the first one. Yeah, like, all right, got it. We're gonna do this every fucking episode. We should keep our eyes closed. I love money, I used to.
Starting point is 00:48:25 I like the first one. Yeah, that's fair. It's like a real short, you know, fucking Italian job. Yeah, and then they do it every episode. Oh, but it's like a team show. The show was so goddamn hot. The main girl, her name is Ursula.
Starting point is 00:48:38 It's in subtitles. Yeah, cause it's originally a Spanish show. Yeah. Or Ursula. Hersh, she's so fucking pretty. She is. Interesting. Yeah, cuz it's originally a Spanish show. Yeah Her she's so fucking pretty she is interesting Oh, you know, I didn't get to sleep. That's right. I got my ugly goggles on there I'm tired. I'm right with you on that. Yeah. I couldn't really. She's super pretty in that other one. She's pretty in all of them.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's super pretty there. She's gorgeous. Yeah. We just start on the worst picture I think. I think maybe it was just the picture of Chinatown. This one's quite a good one.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Yeah, because they make her, they purposefully kind of make her a little more butchier looking in the show. I think she's outstanding. Yeah, she's gorgeous. She's beautiful. She's cool. She's cool. She's cool. She's a god. But yeah, I know this is after Elon Musk. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Yeah. That's great. They're just like threatening you. They're saying if you keep f**k with this Bitcoin, that's basically what the video is. How about Tim Dillon hosted the, so when I was in Miami, there was the video. How about Tim Dylan hosted the, so when I was in Miami,
Starting point is 00:49:46 there was the Bitcoin coming to Tim Dylan hosted it. That shit coin right? I don't know, but before he went on, I guess there's so much inspiration that I cry and send how they're changing the world and Tim Gun goes, nobody should be crying about Bitcoin and just lit him up. He's like, this is not your savior.
Starting point is 00:50:00 Like this Bitcoin and just lit the entire room up. Did he get laid? I'm not gonna lie. He's crazy. He's got monster. Oh, I did except for with miss Pat at the Miami improv Oh, yeah, when I got in I text the improv manager Troy I think for his name, but I text on his K. I'm in town would love to get a set and I said yeah come down I have no idea who was headlining. There's miss Pat. Do you know miss Pat? No? She's on Rogan before. She's on Rogan before. Oh, I don't miss Pat. I love Miss Pat. I love
Starting point is 00:50:28 Miss Pat. Yeah. So nice. I love Monster. I love her. She's getting a shoot a special for Netflix. She's so great. She is. She is great. Yeah. She was so nice. She killed me on Rogan. She was fucking hilarious. And then I get a set with her. She's a monster. Yeah. I don't realize she's basically the female version of joy dears. She's how many she was so dirty Yeah, yes, she goes all the way I know she has a great story crazy story crazy story. She's a story. She's a strong rogue. She got shot in her toady. Yeah What yeah, by her buyer ex husband or something like that crazy? Yeah, he's shot her he shot her in the toady She lit that room she talk about that
Starting point is 00:51:05 I don't know yes she did she's so nice to yeah she's so nice you know you're a real fucking cop that's a bad that's a real bad female joy ideas crush a room oh she's not a she lit that audience oh yeah it on matter that's a problem she lives in Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Oh, she does? She's shooting a special for Netflix, and she has a TV show. This is a comic show. It's coming out on BT Plus. Fuck you. Good for her. She's so nice.
Starting point is 00:51:36 She's so cool. She was fun though. She has fun, you know, you know, predominantly black audience, and then she goes hard on white people, and then I did my thing, and then she goes, how are you all gonna cheer for that white boy, man? thing and she goes how are you gonna cheer for that white boy? Who's cheer for that white boy?
Starting point is 00:51:50 And she was just cheer for that white boy dress like that You addressed up dog. Yeah, you had the yummy man. Those were with those koochi pants. Yeah But he said koochi. That hurts her koochi too. Do you say koochi or Gucci? But he said Gucci. He said Gucci or Gucci. Like he said Gucci. Stop by Gucci man. What were they made of? Leather?
Starting point is 00:52:12 No I wish they were leather. But I am a little hot for leather pants. Pants in general. It was just like especially when the rain came down to that fight. It was so muggy. I could see you fighting that. Had some of the best food I've ever had in my life there. Really? We went to the sushi place with Ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:52:30 Really? Oh my god. Where'd you stay this time? Same spot we did? No, far from it. Oh really? I was like 30 minutes outside. I stayed at...
Starting point is 00:52:38 Yeah, there's... You can tell. Okay. Now, best looking people in the world. Maybe there were no. Dude, though, the ring girls. I was like I'm hopefully I showed my face on TV Every time they went up to the ring like bent over as all
Starting point is 00:52:54 It was like you're looking at a horse before they got cut your head off Yeah, they had a camera on me, but then the ring girls like ring girls would get in like hopefully then I yeah that one on the left was Stupid everybody was stupid now. I think because I was looking at Logan next to you. He's he they said he was six one and a half. He's six three I feel like he's definitely six to It's not six three. Oh, I mean he's not small though. Oh, he looks as tall as you was reenact girls. Jesus. Oh, the whole entire crowd though. Yeah, it's beautiful people. Oh, there was a bunch of like, it was shiny. It was a bunch of influencers. It was so funny because,
Starting point is 00:53:39 you know, it's different than your normal boxing thing and all those influencers have their camera guys there filming and the showtime guy is to make sure nobody films So he's I mean for four hours his entire time trying to shut them like dude. I'm like you're not This is what these kids do like this. Yeah, they get content. That's what they do. Man. You got to quit trying to shut it down Now, but he's as tall as you are I mean Well, I mean every time I see you guys next to each other He seems to be as tall as you are, but he's up there. I mean looks there. Yeah, especially there that six foot forward to me Yeah, that's my kid. Yeah, I mean he's he's tall
Starting point is 00:54:19 How brilliant is he does that fight and then you know Floyd has all his promotional stuff But then Logan what he did is dropped his maverick athletic line The day of the fight so I sold fucking mail into much those kids know the game Fucking get it. Yeah All right, what else you get Jen Here we go Okay, so this one is a sad one The last white horned rhino male has died.
Starting point is 00:54:46 So this is technically now an extinct species or extinct breed of rhino. There are only two more. I can't protect them. Yeah, there are only two more in the world and they're both women. So they cannot prove to be. But they have, they have, they have never kept it. They're damn ace, right? We got them in captivity.
Starting point is 00:55:02 Yeah, so we'll just get some less. It's just that, it's just that what, as long as they keep making Rhino Horn, they have so much Rhino Horn at warehouses, so much Rhino Horn at warehouses, they come here. They still think it's like a, like a, like a, flood the market.
Starting point is 00:55:14 Here's what you do. Well then you kill a shit ton of Rhino. No, flood the market with all the Rhino Horn that we have, flood the market, just put it all out there, and then put a bunch of fake Rhino Horn out there that looks they can come up with, it's just keratin, it's like, you know, fake Rhino horn out there that looks they can come up with It's just keratin. It's like you know and just put that out there
Starting point is 00:55:28 You just flood the market and then you breed the fucking things The government's like we haven't thought of that. No, I was in South Africa and that's what the guys were saying that guides were like Flood the market and while we keep trying to make it impossible You're trying you're trying to fucking control an area the size of i i came or how big group of our kids you it's the size of israel or something okay and you're gonna try to police that okay you're not doing that with with their sophisticated techniques and rhinos are so pretty is the key
Starting point is 00:55:55 i think i have some of these gray rhinos go white face man that's pain in white so it's seven thousand five hundred twenty three miles enjoy that score it's quite nightmare yeah so so again breathe them in captivity Actually harvest their horns and sell it just flood the market with it I want to educate the idiots buy it think it gives us super power. How about you educate them? How about we do that? So there's no market for it correct? Does this horns do not do nothing? They don't cure it's black magic you fucking more
Starting point is 00:56:21 They just have it for like trophy pretty much much No, they know they think the Chinese medicine. They think it Chinese medicine So you just can't sir like what in fact one of the guys who was came up with the African premiere was but he He took Rhino horn for his cancer and once that happens. It's like you know, so it didn't say crazy price It's like bear gallbladder. Yeah, I do care bear gallbladder is it fetches it cures certain types of cancer So the myth goes so guess what people they fucking tried to kill a bear at the zoo I think they did the shot of it to this I think it was in fact If maybe somewhere a Korean something they they killed it bear got in there and cut the gallbladder out Yeah, and because his mom was sick or something. Did she survive?
Starting point is 00:57:05 She did not. What if you were like, she did, but I know, my well, we were getting some gallbladder. My black curious cancer. Yeah, she got educated people by it. It's fucking stupid. Yeah. So she in 2021, who the fuck is taking right on that?
Starting point is 00:57:18 They thought Viagra did make a bit of a thing, but they thought people took it for sexual prowess. They actually take it more for like curing cancer and stuff but it doesn't work. It's stupidity. It doesn't fuck. Be like eating your nails. Yeah, doctors are like no. Well no, dude. No. Oh no, you don't want to listen to doctors, China? Oh, okay. Yeah, do that. Keep eating Rhino dick. Rhino's your good kid. I tell you what's for Jake. Rhino dick. I'll go on. Go on. No, nothing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:48 So, a mom over in Texas dressed up as her 13-year-old daughter, snuck into school, and basically had the entire day where she pretend to be her daughter. She ate lunch without a mask. Nobody got her. Why? Teachers' principles did not catch her. She says that she did it because she wanted to see how easy it was for somebody who wasn't supposed
Starting point is 00:58:09 to be in the school, who wasn't a child to basically breach into onto campus. She ended up posting a YouTube video about it. She was, I like her story. She got caught at the very end only because a teacher noticed that her phone was out and she got in trouble for having it. That's the only time that they noticed that it wasn't. He should see the set of double D-tits on the phone.
Starting point is 00:58:30 No, that's it. That's it, y'all was looking for mom. It's not. The mom also said that. She said that she got dressed up and she said she looks nothing like her daughter that anybody who pays attention should be able to recognize that this is a fully grown
Starting point is 00:58:43 at home. Oh, it's middle school though, and the mom's short, you know. So it's gonna match. Yeah, I see. But she said that she actually talked to other teachers and students throughout the day and nobody noticed. She even ate lunch without a mask.
Starting point is 00:58:55 I'm asking my 13 year old for a whole day at school. And she posted it on TikTok. I'm sorry for the quality of this video. Kids are mean to, kids bad. I know, right? You know I'll talk to you. Look at the new kids. The fucking door over there.
Starting point is 00:59:13 You're doing that old weathered face. She's got nails. Like her nails. Her middle schoolers can do nails. Yeah. It's her face. It's the face of your face. Yeah, if she had the mask on the whole time.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Also, what does your daughter look like? You know there's certain girls who look very much like their parents So they might be able to get away with it also don't get to work Job Sam tripply showed up at the Social should up with black nails nail polish and I'm like just had black nail polish I was like just for you can show up with black nail polish, dude. Like, you're not a druid. Like you're not a, you're not a warlock. You're not a warrior. What if he's a human being?
Starting point is 00:59:49 Maybe he's into the dark arts. I was like, so she's, so she just wanted to go under cover just to be like, look how easy it is. Sneaking in school. And the principal's like, all right, cool. Yeah. And then on the YouTube video, she released, she said that she was concerned about school shootings and how easy somebody can come in and pretend like they're a part of the They should get in trouble with life. She got arrested at the end of the day for yeah for trespassing. Yeah, yeah, hmm worth it
Starting point is 01:00:18 Prince was like, well, I guess we're tightening up stuff. Yeah, hmm. What else you got? All right, lady Yeah, yeah. What else you got? All right, lady. So an influencer from Dubai is getting dragged online because she posted this photo on her Instagram page. I guess she is very close to getting to having a million followers. After she took this photo, she then went back to her seat, which was in... She wasn't in business class.
Starting point is 01:00:40 She was in coach. And so somebody on that fly noticed that she did this, Took a photo, put it on Twitter and people found out that it was her. So she's getting a lot backlash for pretending that she's in business class where she's in coach. So it's a sexual mental element. Such. She said not having any work done, right?
Starting point is 01:00:56 I don't think it's that big of a deal. I don't know. Yeah, it's just an interesting thing. Yeah, that's not, I mean, it's a little embarrassed. But she ended up going on Twitter and saying that she took multiple flights that day. One of the flights were in business. Another flight she was in coach. It's just embarrassing. But I also like playing Paris for not so much. It's a fuck that you're flying business. Yeah. And I'm so done. It's so little world. A lot of people who are
Starting point is 01:01:23 influencers have this kind of like content for their to make money. This is their whole thing. They're selling a fantasy, a lifestyle. She's trying to convince all of them. Yeah. Didn't powwow do that? Yes, powwow. The powwow did do that.
Starting point is 01:01:36 He was on South Wales. Yeah. But post-sale, he was on private. What does she do for a living though? I don't understand how she has money. She's just, she has only fans. I don't understand though. How does she make a living her bit? It says she's been to buy I I don't understand she has a guy who doesn't know how you read how she before those kids for the Was our cheap cake I know how she before all that was paying her bill
Starting point is 01:02:02 Better build I don't know anything It looks like it's legit right there. No she a nurse. I don't know anything. It's Vanderbilt. I don't know anything. It looks like it's legit right there. No, she a nurse. I don't know how she's making money. She probably got us to see. What else does she post to you? She a student? No, she's a student.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Yeah, student. I'm just getting it. Oh, that makes sense. She seems like a student there. Yeah. Maybe she's getting that Fashion Nova bag. Or that flat tummy tea bag. You know? Something. Yeah. She does something right now. Savage X Fenty, Brandeal. that Fashion Nova bag or that flat tummy T-bag, you know something yeah she does
Starting point is 01:02:26 something right. Savage X Fenty brand deal. She's doing some work for a hairy guy who has a lot of money. She's a personal trainer. There's there's there's I'm so confused. What is your dream board? Look at she's got one of the questions. She asked herself when she was oh yeah, what questions? Probably what probably you have to suck that old dick today Is he gonna make me lick his asshole today? Oh, I mean you're doing some little strange that had changed honey. You know it's tough Well, we don't know. Well, let her let her be fucking. No, you're right. Did you might be a lawyer? Super savvy. Yeah, we're an international business person. Yeah So I don't know. I'm not mad at her any faster. No, no, no. She's a beautiful woman.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Yeah. Good for her, man. Figure it out. Yep. Figure it out. Got busted for trying to flex, though. Also, who gives a fuck? Yeah, that's what saves lives. Who cares? But who watches, who clicks on something like,
Starting point is 01:03:19 oh, wow, first class. Yeah, right here. I'm a follow this person. Make sure it says a bunch of miles. Yeah, right. I'm a full of this person. He just has a bunch of miles. Right? Just a ton of miles. That's so weird. It's a weird thing to care about.
Starting point is 01:03:37 It's weird to call her out on it. It's like, who gives a fuck? What else you got, Jen? This is not like that brand new, but you guys all saw this already on the news. All right, the bear and the girl. She looks like she's an older woman, but she's actually a 17-year-old girl. It's because she's wearing the moon. Yeah, I was going to say it's like that weird dress.
Starting point is 01:03:58 That she, her hair cut. This pretty gangsta. So I got in a fight. That bear jumps back over though too The beard fucking she's just insane. Yeah, bears bears are very quick So I got in a fight with my girlfriend over this shit because my girlfriend a kid dynamite My girlfriend goes what that's my nickname for a kid dynamite She literally goes I would do that for my dog. Oh my I was like
Starting point is 01:04:26 That doesn't make sense because that's how you get eaten. Tommy or asked first, like, when people say that, you see a real bear. You ever see a real bear? You ever see a real bear? No, not of course. They're terrifying. Yeah, it's a giant fucking dog.
Starting point is 01:04:38 There goes fucking whatever my dog says. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There goes Ralph. But I feel like she's crazy. She loves her dog enough to do that. They goes Ralph. But I feel like she's crazy. She loves her dog enough to do that. They deserve to die. I mean, it's like, I was so mad.
Starting point is 01:04:50 If you're going to go if you get got, you get got. If you're like, oh, dude, is this a bear? Like, dude, imagine this. Imagine this. Your girl's like, yeah, there's a bear. Goes to attack the bear. It's like, oh, cool. I'm going to eat you ass first.
Starting point is 01:05:01 And then you see your girl like, whoa, don't know. No, ah. And then just the bear just, and what do I do? What do you watch, Brian? I go out and shove it now. No, absolutely. Why can't? Then he's gonna eat your dick.
Starting point is 01:05:10 So what you do is you get out your phone and you record it on IGTV. No, hold on, that's not what I would do. I go, what's the primary question in my brain? Primary question. Am I tough enough to do this for their bear? No, that's not the question. Primary question.
Starting point is 01:05:22 Am I dumb enough to think I can save my girl from getting eaten, asked first by a bear? Yeah. The answer's no. Unless I have a pistola. Nope, nope, nope. You want, yeah, you shoot her. No, no, no, I can shoot her.
Starting point is 01:05:33 You end her misery. I got to shoot the bear. Yeah, that's a problem. That's a problem. It's like that. It's like that. It also didn't get another dog. Do you so many that need homes?
Starting point is 01:05:41 Well, it's like this. Don't you have that old dog in? I fucking agree with you. I do. What I do for an's like this. Don't you have that old dog in? I fucking agree. I do. I do. What I do for an old dog, my dog doesn't have that much time. I don't know if it's still alive, my parents are telling me. Hey, dude, eat that fucking bear and you can't.
Starting point is 01:05:53 How old you dog? I'm not gonna be it. 16. I'm gonna grate that. I know. It's a great road. It's a great road for a dog. That situation, that situation, that situation,
Starting point is 01:06:03 could have gone and usually goes so much worse. Really bad, yeah. It goes so bad. I just, I didn't wanna die by wish the office, I like to push the bear off, but I wish the bear would have got back on his way. And then her jaw. And then we have a much better video.
Starting point is 01:06:17 It's, well, it's like the woman who's, they're in China, they're driving through a tiger sanctuary. Oh, that's horrible. She's like, with her husband, she goes,, that's horrible. I'm flying with her husband. She goes to the front. I'm out of here. The line goes. Oh, cool.
Starting point is 01:06:29 It's a Siberian tiger. 700 pound cat goes, well, no. This is my territory. Yeah. And then mom goes, the mom goes, no, that's my daughter. God bless mom. God bless my mother. And then the other tiger goes, it's two for one.
Starting point is 01:06:43 It's two for one Tuesday. It's two for one Tuesday. It's two for one here we go. And we've already had COVID, so we're gonna eat both of them. And guess what, guess what husband Hubby did? Shad in the car. No, the husband was probably thinking, thanks, tigers. This makes my life really easy. He was like, I mean, he probably was like, don't.
Starting point is 01:07:03 I mean, what are you? He's like, no, please stop Tiger. I'm fucked. How about that meant to eat old guy? I was like, oh, I don't know if he's meant to eat it, but he's like, oh look at these. I'm gonna go chill with the Tiger. The guy was like, I'm gonna go talk to the Tiger.
Starting point is 01:07:16 Yeah. He was like, oh, full of the size. Yeah, and then the Tiger went, oh, this is cool. Paul had him, Paul. The skirt up top, rocks the tiger rocks like those don't really hurt, but I don't like it. So you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna grab this Grumman.
Starting point is 01:07:29 I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna kill him instantly and then run off. Kill him. And ran off. I was like, it was a stuffed toy. They said they got what they said they got what I was trying to convince suicide. Well, you know, you was praying and the tiger was like,
Starting point is 01:07:42 what are you doing here? I don't know, fuck you. What the fuck are you doing here? Why are you doing this? I don't fucking why you in it. Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here? Why are you doing this and the guy was going like this like this going like that? Yeah, and tiger was like I don't understand but you're giving me your fucking back and I'm a tiger and you're in the territory What are you doing? I don't like you was a like a stuffed I do he's doing it immediately. Oh, yeah It's like he's like it gets the wall. Yeah, and then tiger just fuck when they grab you here first the tiger went like
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah, and the guy was like hit him the time like oh very cool Not where you want it's no you know it is though if you're the guy because you die instantly quick, huh? You're saying no this woman tell me that who's a type big cat expert said that they have they can feel they have a Nervin there canines that can feel where your jugular so they keep adjusting their canines that can feel where you're jugular so they keep adjusting their grip until they get you where you're pulsing. And you die. Now, at least it's quick though.
Starting point is 01:08:33 When LTGRIP bites you like that though, they bite so hard that everything breaks. But you want everything to break because what they like to do is take those talents and what they do is dig into the side like this. Yeah, I think about that. Yeah, they open up. because what they like to do is take those those talents and what they do is digging to the side like Yeah, you seem to take out like the wild wars it takes a little bit for them to choke them out the crock of deal as it takes Well, you're seeing like one of the cheetahs or something or the jaguars grab the crock it out by the neck Oh, yeah, it just appears to that fix. Well, that would be a jaguar against a Cayman
Starting point is 01:09:01 Yeah, now what you'll see often in in fucking that are against a Cayman. Now what you'll see often in in fucking that our Africa is the big Nile Crocs those and the Kenyan Crocs those dragons if you're if you're Mr. Chitza and you're Mr. Mr. Leopard and you're having little drink at the hydration you get taken to it you can see it you're you've never seen the elephants ago I I'm so thirsty. I'm just gonna stick my big tongue into the wall. And then the crocodile. And then the crocodile. Well, your trunk looks like a sausage to us.
Starting point is 01:09:31 And then they go, hunk, and then the elephants like this. I did. You see the tiger. It's like a slinky go, my God. Yeah, you might want to watch this. Watch the crock catch a cheetah now. Watch how quick this is. Now you can take a little sip, you'll see. Crockado.
Starting point is 01:09:48 He's aware. He's gone. Keep away from me. Keep away from me. No, get out of there. Keep away from me. Get out of there. Now, there's nothing to be afraid here because...
Starting point is 01:09:55 Dude, you know what kind of diarrhea? Oh! Oh, damn it. Damn, I didn't see him. Yeah, that's a bad situation, but I got it to take care. That was... Yeah. Now, cheetah's fighting.
Starting point is 01:10:04 Cheetah's fighting. Man, it's over. This is fighting. It's trying to fight me. Come on, but I gotta take it. Yeah. Now, she is fighting. She is fighting. Man, it's over. It's fine. It's trying to fight me. Look at that. Look at that death. That's what happens to a person, by the way. Hey, sometimes the unanswered.
Starting point is 01:10:12 Look at that small. Look at that small. That's what the Jesus likes. What the fuck happened with Gary? Where the fuck did Gary go? And you wouldn't expect a fucking... But even though like, what the fuck was that? Yeah, and...
Starting point is 01:10:26 Unfortunately, we have lost... Unfortunate? Unfortunately, I have lost a cheetah from... And he's just down there. And took drink just on the edge of the water. And you see now the mom, she's... Oh, it's the mom. No way.
Starting point is 01:10:40 This is the very sad, sad part. You can just see the movement in the water there where the Kroger all take take and done I've spent time in on this forest with the guys Yeah, they can see shit you can they can see shit you would never see they pick up on stuff all my Don't want to love the gold Don't dip your toe in that fly away to Africa. It's a little bit. It's a little bit like you watch planet earth You've seen I love what I love what you'll do is you'll be in a truck and you'll come across cheaters And they'll be lying in the dust. They did nothing bored out of there
Starting point is 01:11:13 I see them like attacking shit, but when you do it's a real treat I hear yeah So it takes a while. Yeah, now there's another one with a good you got to hope is a man a wife can argue Yeah, now there's another one with a good you got a hope is a man a wife can argue And the wife jumps out take a look at that Would you if you're looking for action? You got a hope there's a couple that don't like each other Then you get an argument the wife goes you know what fuck this I'm gonna walk back to the yeah to the hotel Now shepal you know what animal you got to really be careful of though what besides heap of potemases what you know It you know what you know what a blue for low they You know what? What a buffalo. They call black death. What a buffalo. So water buffalo.
Starting point is 01:11:46 Really? Yeah, the water buffalo. Water buffalo. What the hell the water buffalo. What the hell the water buffalo. So about the buffalo. It's two or count. Tell me.
Starting point is 01:11:54 What happens? Oh, water buffaloes. Dude, wait. They're hydrodevil. They're hydrodevil. They're hydrodevil. They're hydrodevil. They're hydrodevil.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Uh huh. Now, what they do is they just go you too close just in my area huge I'm gonna I'm gonna stab you with my horn and then trample you to mush They're fucking huge to yeah and for hunters in Africa like the most scared of the the Yeah, and I'll tell you what else you don't want to be if you're at a robot if you're at a fucking robot in that water Look at this. Oh shit and jumped into the Yeah, so there you go amazing leave Yeah, let me see this water buffalo
Starting point is 01:12:36 Boo look at that motherfucker. Wow look at that. You just always have to worry about that. I've been water buffalo It's like it's exhausting. It takes you can't take a break anyway. I'll tell you what sucks to that. I've been water buffalo at that. That's like, it's exhausting. It takes. You can't take a break anyway. I'll tell you what sucks too, is when you're a water buffalo or you're being taken down by a bunch of lions, you know what they do? If you're a big male, they get your balls.
Starting point is 01:12:58 And they eat your balls while you're still and then you bleed out, Papa. They're gonna eat your nuts and then follow you and you bleed out. And your butthole. Yeah, they're then each are nuts and then follow you and your butt hole Yeah, then rip that asshole. So it's a great time nature is super friendly We're trying to educate you when you go to Africa. Yeah, I can't wait that's a different kind of one Okay, well, that's that little bitch made buffalo. We're talking about The black it's still a big mother fucker. Oh
Starting point is 01:13:20 Okay, there we go. That's more I'm talking about you don't want to fuck around with the man. Okay Okay Okay, there we go. It's more I'm talking about you don't want to fuck around with the man. Okay Okay I've seen one flip of lion you've seen that video yeah, I like it show you like riding them because it takes away from my eyebrows No, but that's also not that's not an African. That's a cow That's an Asian water buffalo big difference big difference Between the African water buffalo you cannot tame them. You will never ride. No, we want the African. And they will kill you. Those Asian ones are pussies.
Starting point is 01:13:50 Yeah, there it is. Black death kills lion. They kill a lion. This might be the one you're talking about, Shpel. No, this isn't. Yeah, see, and when they get over the lion's eye, they're going to kill a lion. And they can't eat.
Starting point is 01:14:01 The lion, the lion was like, I don't want to look at this, make a break for it. It's a bad situation. Oh, it's the line king all over again. It's a bad situation. Oh, it is. It is. Go, go, go line.
Starting point is 01:14:10 This one, all right? Yeah, this is the one I'm talking about. Oh, see? Where the homie comes through. They're in a mass first. Yeah, trying to bring them down. Now these guys, here comes. Watch homie come through.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Homie said, I'm not having this, Bubba. That's my friend. And I'm gonna, you gotta get a good one. And I'm gonna having this, Bubba. That's my friend, and I'm gonna, you gotta get out of here. And I'm gonna break your back. Wow. And back here. Now your friend's still gonna die.
Starting point is 01:14:31 I got this. Now your friend's gonna die even. Oh, flip the twice. Okay, stuck. Okay, flip it. It's pancakes on deck. It's pancakes on, they gotta flip you. Now here's the problem though, your friend,
Starting point is 01:14:41 his assholes exposed, now he's gonna die from all the infections. Yeah, and I'll see him even still. And then the hyenas are gonna come through. It's a terrible death. Africa's exhausting. Yeah All right, chin. What else you got? All right Going back to the little dogs There's like a challenge on tick-tock and everywhere else where you try to run away from your dog and to see which one It loves you which one loves more and it'll run after their parent. Or whatever. Com parents.
Starting point is 01:15:06 Yeah, I'm just one of our kids. I think a lot of family TikToks do that recently. Really? Yeah, to see which one the kid likes more. Or is more attached to him. It's really when it's candy. True. And this one you can see, this dog obviously likes one parent.
Starting point is 01:15:21 I know, it's kind of, I know. Or one or more than that. Yeah, it's going to choose the dad. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,'s gonna choose the dad. Yeah Yeah, they always choose the they're gonna choose the guy He's the one that that's also handling it to some sure he probably takes care of the dog now. They go right for the alpha Yeah, so he does that the entire video, but then this one was the funny one not this one, this one. Did he just, he's like, what the fuck are you doing? You guys know where to go?
Starting point is 01:15:55 It doesn't, that's the smart one. Yeah, keep watching. This dog has the same confused energy as Shepal. Yeah. It's so cute though. Oh. That's crazy. Oh, that dog's crazy.
Starting point is 01:16:11 Well, it's a dozen things. Dogs that heard like shepherds and some dog freak out, they want to bring everybody together. They don't like when people are part. They want everybody in a group. Well, I had an English sheet dog that used to herd the guests. If you had a party, he would run around and everybody would gather him up. You ain't no, he'd be all, everybody would be pushed together. What the fuck is going on? He'd run around you.
Starting point is 01:16:32 Like that. In your guest, Captain. This is when you were a kid. Yeah, he, he was in college. No, a grown man. Because we have a kid from this. And Jeffrey, his name is Jeffrey. He would run in a circle and hurt everybody.
Starting point is 01:16:43 It was my girlfriend's name. She named dog Jeffrey. It's run in a circle and hurt everybody. I know, right? He was my girlfriend. Love it. She named dog Jeffrey. He's the greatest dog of all time. Look at him grow and then I'm like, oh, we've got a scoot in. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do it.
Starting point is 01:16:52 I'm gonna do it. You're gonna fuck out of it. God of it, as I was saying. Better for you. Now like that, sometimes they'll nip you. They'll nip you. Give you a little like that on the old. Like, she putting you in your calves.
Starting point is 01:17:03 Hey, what the fuck? And Jeffrey had a bad habit of giving you a little a little bite in the old balls. He would go, he go, he get excited and he'd go. Go for the nut. Just a little front like that. And that would bring you right to the ground, ladies and gentlemen. Right to the front.
Starting point is 01:17:19 Right to the bottom. A very exhausting, very sweet dog. You're not trying them, motherfucker. Right, you would let a dog loose who's known for biting balls And it's me but did you guess Like literally run everybody in a circle you did see a beer before you just don't realize you like a dog like oh my god We're awfully close right now I'm just gonna be with you. He's just don't even realize you're like,
Starting point is 01:17:41 I don't know. Like, oh my god, we're awfully close right now. We're just gonna pop. What the fuck? What else you got, Jen? Do you guys follow Jamie Foxx on? No. No, no.
Starting point is 01:17:51 Okay, well, I like him too. I guess he's filming something in this person. This is a real person. Just watch what this guy does. Tell you what's real. All right. You look nervous. Are you ready?
Starting point is 01:18:01 Yes. I think you're ready. I don't think you're ready. How creepy is that? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, there's a lot of dancers. This is like a style of dance for a lot of people.
Starting point is 01:18:13 It's just so creepy. What's it called? I don't know what's called it. You guys, if you're a University of Studios, Haunted Heights, there's a bunch of them. Yes. I saw a guy doing it in a third-treat promenade. There's not many people that can do this. Yeah, I've seen this
Starting point is 01:18:26 Yeah, I'm like they don't do that like the beach too, you know, like the those performers Oh, yeah, yeah, whatever they do stuff like that. They're at every haunted house now So I saw this after what's this now? How crazy is that so does I need a drink? How crazy is that? So does I need a drink Something's going on oh I don't like that. I know that's just like saving save. No, that can't be some people just born that way Yeah, please don't buy it more of a trick
Starting point is 01:18:58 You're as old as now You're going pretty far. I can't go that far I wonder if he has like a special double jointed situation Probably it's just you have longer tendon sometimes. Yeah, that's what someone has to be going on We can oh below the belt says something When you don't tap from a twister Look at this I'll just show you one more answer your own post I don't know where I saw this guy but check this out look at our jump ropes. I've got
Starting point is 01:19:28 Jump rope. He's crippled. Yeah, watch how good it is. I wish I could play the music, but I can't but he's going with the beat too Damn look at this. Oh sure you hear the music. I bet it's more impressive That's impressive right now I don't it gets you bro. You're not seen jump rope for hard like this. Look at this. That's insane. That's no. I just don't know how how much patients I had to get good. It just takes a lot of work.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Well, he's probably a break down. Yeah, so this is the jump rope. I'll play with music just for the whole. Yeah, I just thought that was insane. That was cool. All right. Let's do it. Yep.
Starting point is 01:20:02 I got another thing I have to work on. That's sick. Another new thing to learn's do. Yep, I got another thing I have to work on. That's sick though. Another new thing to learn, Brian. Yep. Back in the road this weekend, Brian, we're in Oklahoma. Yeah, yeah, yes, we're in Oklahoma. Yeah, another plane ride.
Starting point is 01:20:14 Yeah, I'm taking off this Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Oklahoma City, Bricks Downcoming Club, David Lucas, Chappelle Lacey, myself will all be there with Jay Shobb's thick ass. We have new merch that's available only at the live shows new thick boy Tor merch can only get it in person won't be available online get tickets at fatkz.com Right now Oklahoma City you up. I'm at I'm at Albany Albany New York the funny bone June 18th and 19th with Dov David off then Philadelphia P.A. Helium
Starting point is 01:20:47 June 25th 26th 27th is one of my favorite clubs of all time and a reminder that conspiracy social club with me and Sam Tripley is going to be Exclusively on rockfinn.com. We've had some fucking amazing podcasts big and hungry dropped today Steve burn and I got some other surprises in store for you. Ooh, okay. I saw Steve Burn the other day. I was at Hollywood in front of. He's the best.
Starting point is 01:21:11 Steve is the fucking, I love that guy. Nice to have you. Steve is the, he's funny as fuck, but he's also one of the best people I've ever seen. What do you be, Shabbat? Oh, I'll be, Mugubi's joke house in Baltimore, Maryland. July 15th through the... I guess it's time off.
Starting point is 01:21:23 17th got some time off and then just announce, it's not to August, but August 26th, doing a one-nighter at Brea Improv. I hope so. I'm pretty stoked on. I love that. Great. It's great. I have a headline there.
Starting point is 01:21:36 I've only opened for you there. That's kind of a good time. But I love that clip. Oh, yeah. Tickets for all of us, FATKZ.com. Love you guys. Yeah. Este verano da tioncha puzón de gigas. para todos los FATKZ.com. ¡Gracias! Informate en cimundo.es

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