The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 696
Episode Date: June 14, 2021The guys talk martial arts, wing chun vs boxing, UFC 263, rock climbing Jason Momoa, the Diaz brothers, Lamar Odom vs Aaron Carter, Foo Fighters' vaccine proof controversy, Joe Ro...gan's $17,500 skywriting message, Christian's boxing background and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Dude you guys have been really fucking me up with this fighting stuff
Cuz I got a chance to watch yeah, I
Saw this video all the time of this dude named master Wong. It's like Wing Chung
And he does this thing where he goes wing Chung versus boxing. Yeah, I thought it was
Really I thought it was real. I got a cap
I used to I used to watch his videos like all the time religiously
I gotta catch name master Wong and he has a video where I like bring him up I used to watch his videos like all the time, religiously. I got a cast name.
I got a cast name.
Master Wong, any other video work like.
Bring him up, Chad.
Well, now hold on, hold on.
Master Wong.
I got one thing to say about Wing Chung.
You got to understand that for whatever reason
it made us inroads in the hood
and a lot of the brothers were practicing Wing Chung.
Now, a lot of the brothers,
you have to win.
Master Wong ain't black.
A lot of the brothers who were practicing it
were very, very athletic and had a little boxing in there and under their belt as well uh-huh
so you would see some Wing Chun guys tournaments kicking and punching like a mother fucker
and they were like oh you must be a Wing Chun guy me one of the guys was built like like
you belong in the NFL and you'd see him at Taikwondo tournaments and they'd come in and just
fuck up dudes because they were just I got a question
You gotta watch the video though, and why I thought it was real. Yeah, sure
I got a question the black end the
Endering Taikwondo tournaments
So back in the
A
Since you guys are a little young to remember that in the 80s that was a thing
There was there was and all those martial art best of the best
There's go down now go down the third one chain how the guy with the great no no
Now give us that to load the tabs the tabs are learning the
Okay, so that's the one someone channel
I watched that video watch with watch him though. That's it. That's a legit block
the one. Some Wing Chung fuck you. I watched that video. Watch, watch him though. That's a, that's a legit block. Watch. You see, you'll see why I thought it was real. This one. Some of these guys are fighters.
Just because you're Wing Chung doesn't mean you have a punch people in the face. And I thought this
is. That's him there. Yeah, but watch. That's how that guy's fucking serious. And you can see how
I thought it was real. Look at his intensity. Oh, you mean by that? Well, I mean English.
Yeah, he's English.
Where are they really doing this?
This is a fudge.
To be frank, and then you can't go up no more titty,
then you definitely need a pair of gloves on.
Just test that, see what you mean.
So I guarantee this guy's head on the train.
So this is real.
Yeah, but I guarantee his head on the train.
He looks sure.
I can already tell his box to the...
See how he stopped that boxer
He's not really trying to hit it. I know real. He's not really trying it
Yeah, that's all bullshit. Let me take some listen
I'm not gonna be able to hit a punts like but here's the thing about here's the thing about me
I didn't read the comments. I was just like fucking
I don't need to read the comments and everybody was saying shit that you guys would say yeah cuz we're not
Stupid I was like I'm sitting here like yo this one good. No, I'm sure you had a tough dude
Dude I remember when I first saw the video. This is like a tutorial dude
This is just a tutorial dude.
This is just him fucking around like showing him.
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
I mean, you see that some guys are blocked.
Like they'll block, they do that more texture
when they roll to shoulder.
You'll see that sometimes, you know.
But like I don't think this, you know.
You know, you're not, you're not,
you're not, you're not, you're not.
You watch guys in UFC, hit each other like,
bad like, well now, now that I've been watching UFC like I just
watch you see two or two sixty three
like you watch you watch you watch me
DS take those shots yeah he's rolling
his box is he's rolling with those
shots he gets hit but he he moves with
the shots he keeps his shoulder up
so there's no way that can stop a boxer
it's not that it's not that it's not
that he couldn't block a couple shots
maybe like he's got his elbows up in his
I don't say right now. He's not taking a Leon Edwards jab and going yeah
Right, yeah, there's just no way they could have it now
Listen when I first started like playing with his arms. I'm telling you though. It's like this like if I may
It's like I don't think fighting stops at those two punches, right?
Like the guy goes pop pop and then Leon Edwards gets blocked. And he readjusts.
It's like so with Moitai.
So I, back kick, you can do a tight one or back kick
because actually, it's something that people,
you can catch people with.
A couple times, what happens is then they readjust
and they go, I see what you're doing.
And they take that away, but the fight keeps going there.
It's not, it doesn't stop there.
It's like, that, that, that, anything.
You know what I mean? You don't go, it's just different doesn't stop there. It's like that that bad and you know what I mean?
You don't go it's just different and it's a weird analogy but this guy was talking about how he showed this kind of a
Disturbing thing guy had a girl in the ground with a gun and he was beating her
Just a real video. Yeah, and the cops what you do who knows he dragged around he was a he was
It was like real so the cops saw he had a gun so they shot him and you watch it
It goes pop pop pop pop pop pop 11 times and he's doing this 9 million
He's like like that now that's a superhero. He's still got the gun
Oh, he's bad. That's 11 that's 11 shots. Oh, he's been he's walking. He's still walking toward them
He's still walking to my girl. Yep
And now and now this is this Bane? Right.
And they shoot him two more times.
So what the guy said, he goes, that's 20 seconds.
That's not that uncommon.
There are people who are so jacked up on stuff.
Adrenaline.
Oh man.
That's what's so, that's bad.
And when you, if you're not hitting spinal cord,
and you're hitting vital organs, they can stay alive.
And then when they hit the ground sometimes,
your blood pressure goes up. So you still can get off rounds so cops people get shot all the time
It's not like the movies where you go boom and the guys dead you can shoot dudes three times
With a nine millimeter guy was nine you said I'm sorry you shot him. I thought it was 11 times
Yeah, but if that's believe it or not a
Lot of guys can get shot by by bang and they and they get off three rounds and they kill you too
That's why that's why it's why I was in for the face always in for the face
But they tell you to and aim for center mass because if you aim for the head
There's so much going on you're gonna miss and you're responsible for that bullet your response
So you know when people like I don't give I just don't shoot me in the leg
It's like you know hard is shooting me in so many and you can stop you should like it
I'm feeling sometimes and he keeps shooting at you because it when is the adrenaline's going these guys get
It was the guy who was walking toward this another video guy walking toward him
And he's crazy he's hitting him and the cops shoots him in the chest bang bang bang bang and he keeps coming
It because you have 20 you have 20 seconds. That's why when a guy has a night and he's 20 feet away
It's so dangerous. No, I saw I saw a guy on World Star
The cops like hey, you know like hands out of your pocket and he just took his gun out and shoots the cop right in the chest
Damn and then they shoot him once and he screamed like a little girl
You was oh the only song once yeah, it just depends on right in the systemic though
They say it's the worst place to get shot. There's so much shit going on in your stomach. Yeah shot in the stomach
That's what shit comes from a lot of problems a lot of problems if you're sure a lot of issues
You know they say it's the one spite on your his the tummy. Yeah, now now what's what's worse?
Rifle or a pistol pistol. What do you think pistol? Okay, how come I
Only said that because you asked this question. I'm just
Closer range you see when you find a pistol. No, it's not a hollow point
It's a how far a rifle by far like if you get shot with like a like a AR 15
I thought it was like a true speed of the book. Oh sure
I think it's throwing us a curve. I know that's's what I thought, too. But of course they are.
It's a bigger bullet, too.
It was in an AR.
Brian, what the fuck?
This is an AR bullet.
15.
You have a bullet on it.
It's an empty one.
You okay?
I got it when I worked at the gun store.
They gave it to me.
Oh by the way.
Can I see you?
You shot one, right?
You reminded me of Shadow Boss.
Could they be any loud.
To.
That's why that fucked up.
You're like Shadow Boss.
Shadow Boss. You're like cheddar box.
You're shooting myself in the get.
But you don't just go and shout yourself in the leg.
Oh, they're so loud.
You need eight or 15.
Yeah, you can't have just little ear.
You need fucking head.
Even then it's intense.
So I got, I'm not ready for that.
It's not gonna be like, just push it into your shoulder
and you can feel.
Why do I want to do that?
Cause you can, like that's like a little dull down. You can feel how like a full sharp one being shot into. shoulder and you can feel. Why do I want to do that? Because that's like a little dull down.
You can feel how a full sharp one being shot into,
you can feel that feeling.
It's the energy displacement.
When it hits you, it creates a cavity like that.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, getting this scare.
So Nilo, this is the answer,
I just thought watching Master Wong video.
I would.
I want you to watch some real shit.
I mean, I know.
I didn't realize it until I started watching the fights
I did this weekend with you
And then I was like man when I think about it
I was like I wonder if that guy could keep up with these down answers
No because I was like I saw him you know destroy that boxer, you know with the
He's not a boxer, but you but you watch it for entertainment
That's what it is. Yeah, but you have to ask us have this you really have to ask this question
You also thought like aino Dami could beat
Francising
How many fights how many fights have they been it like how many times have they been in the ring?
I get it. Yeah, I guess yeah
You never see this thing about the you have seizures. You're fighting dudes who are high enough
Kickboxers boxes restless. You know what I'm saying? That Edward's guy. He's the kickboxer, right?
That's his background. He's gonna everything. Oh, but he's gonna everything. Everybody thinks he's gonna everything.
Everything.
Interesting.
They know everything.
It's very interesting, but I think what I love watching you watch this weekend, and what
I love about watching, like Izzy versus someone like Victoria or whatever, what I love about
it is, yeah, well, the reason Izzy is such a champ is because he solves the problem in
front of him, and with all due respect, the victorious tough is shit.
What I saw was a limited game plan in comparison to somebody who just had a thousand tools to be.
You can't fight a guy in big strong guys who are trying to knock him out.
That's not his hands.
It's going cool.
Oh yeah, dude, that's just crazy.
He's a headwork.
Is there anything they call it?
Yeah, he's a monster.
But that's what's, I love about that kind of fighting
is because is he knows all those patterns
and he figures your patterns out
and you can't figure out his stuff
because his is a roller deck.
I'll get killed for this.
Oh God, please.
I'm gonna get killed for this.
And you know what's already balling me?
The baggy neck on your shirt, but no.
What's it baggy?
I know, it's the style.
Look at the sleeves too.
You didn't watch it, huh?
No, I watched it. No, he watched it. He just didn't iron it know it's the style. Look at the sleeves too. It's the style. No, I washed it
But he was just he just said in iron. It's the it's the it's the style
All right go before you say so this can piss me off would go you need killed for what
How fell cadero's a a master coach and he's great though the one thing I was surprised at was that in the corner
He didn't seem to be giving
Vittori any kind of adjustments. He was just telling him to get there first. Maybe that's what he's
working with though. You know what I'm saying? Like maybe that like that like that's the best he has
to offer and he's like that's what I that's what I mean people want to criticize the coaches but
he knows him but an anybody out there so he's's like, oh, this, like dude, you got to pin him down and land it right hand.
Otherwise, it's also fair to say that his team may not be, may not know how to predict what is he's going to do.
Because is he's a fucking really high level striker?
That's also possible. Yeah.
That's what I just thought was the highest level.
He's the highest level we have to offer in the industry.
Yeah. So sometimes you have a fighter who doesn't have those. But think about
it. He don't have the tools. So you're like, would you want me to tell him something that
he doesn't do? Like something that he doesn't do. Yeah. Hey, let's just step to the left
and yeah, that's not my, that's not what I do. Yeah. Because then that would have got
him. What we've been, no, it's just not his thing. Oh, it's just not his thing. It's
not his thing. Yeah. Might as well tell him to do a backflip,
you can't do a backflip.
Hey, you drive backflip.
I've never done that.
You're training.
I know, but do it live against the best in the world.
True.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll try it now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can get knocked out.
Yeah.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
That's what I think.
What do you think, you're Nate and Leon?
I loved it.
I loved it.
I loved it, Nate, Nate, kind of rallied in the end.
Nate's so fucking durable.
The last 30 seconds. He's just so durable.
And he's just got to his friends.
A little disband Leon.
I thought Leon was gonna,
because he said new blood.
And he pitched a shutout
except for the last 30 seconds,
but he didn't show up.
He just couldn't get rid of him.
Yeah, part of it was also maybe,
you know, it's all experienced fighting a veteran.
That's a lot of energy.
He's on super experience.
He's experienced, but you know, that's sometimes that can fuck with you a little bit when you got the whole plot crowd going
Nate and you know, but I thought he did a great job
What you said his last loss was to Usman. Yeah, you're five six years ago. Oh shit
Yeah, he's he's a high level motherfucker man, but Nate Nate's just you know so much fun so game but yeah I felt
bad for Leon because the narrative is just it's all about Nate. Yeah not Leon. Yeah I think he knew
that right. I think he knew that Nate. I mean Leon. No he didn't want that. But Nate's going in
as an underdog. See you're gonna know that the crowd's gonna be for oh no he knew that but I think
he thought he'd beat him and then you you know, the narrative be about him. Right. Even though he missed the other though, I'll
big time, plus 500, which right, I mean, you saw how the fight was. Nate only landed
one right hand the entire fight. Yeah. Another high level kickboxer like high level guy,
you know, and athletic, you know, the whole deal. He's so entertaining to watch. Nate,
Nate, I feel like just because he the beating he can take on
Like he's a showman. I feel like he's old school. Yeah, that's how I look at it
I look at boxing and jujitsu old school. He fights like he's on the streets of
Stockton. It's kind of a circle the way he just walks around kind of like he kept turning his back to fuck with the Leon
I loved it. It made me it's only cute if you're winning. Yeah, I agree
But I mean like he lose so he's he's lost
Seven out of eight rounds his last fight. Yeah, absolutely destroyed by Mazda. I had two of those rounds 10-8
Yeah, and so he's lost every single round except for that last right here
Yeah, he's definitely past his prime fighting wise. I feel like I always paid a watch him fight
But to me the the antics like you got you got to be winning
Yeah, I agree with you baits in the moments fun to like one
You don't see it. No one really does yeah, I just brother do the same shit, too. I love Nick. Oh
Monster it was my favorite fighter. Are you a fan? Are you a fan chin of them?
The Diaz Brothers course. Yeah, I don't know anyone who doesn't yeah, I do not know why I'm a fan
I'm just like every time I walk and like there on TV
Yeah, they're just here in watch my heart. They're interesting to watch. Yeah, they're fun to watch
It's a fun and just great. They seem real too like super real gravel man. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm a fan
They beat the game, you know, yeah, they did they beat I just worry about the amount of just the head trauma
Oh, yeah, you should yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz they they they did a lot of boxing out of in in worry about the amount of just the head trauma that they should.
Yeah, because they did a lot of boxing out of in,
in, oh, Bay Area, yeah.
I'm sure words can.
And I, you know, those guys, that's not, you're not just
moving around, you're getting fucking cracked.
One of the best ever, Andre Ward.
Nate's also been in the UFC for what, 10 years now?
I think more than that.
Well, he, well, the UFC, I think is...
He's been making martial arts for 17 years?
Yeah, but I thought the...
He was in WCN UFC.
Yeah, then one ultimate fighter.
I think his UFC, I could be wrong.
The UFC debut I think was around 2007,
or maybe that was his first loss or something,
because I was looking at a set of the weekend.
He fought the ultimate fighter finale in 2007.
Wow. WC was in 2007. Yeah. 2004 when he started. That's the weekend he fought the ultimate fighter finale 2007
WC was in 2007. Yeah, 2004 we started Well his first fight was in WC. He's been fine since 2004 Jesus and how old is he
Being finished once I taste 38
36 36 he's the he those brothers are so durable. It's crazy
I mean next never been Nick got hit by
Paul daily is it Paul daily?
Gave him a left hook and he went down on his horse on his hands and he's and then came back and knock Paul daily out with a left hook
It's like when you're fighting a guy like Paul daily
You're supposed to do the other stuff. You're not supposed to try to match their he's like now
I'm gonna I'm gonna match you punch a bunch
Make them up. They're crazy man. They're just like such outliers. They're outliers. They're just outliers of crazy cardio
They do they do a lot of um
Triathlons and I think Nick oh they do and I think Nate was talking about how they used to train because they didn't have any money
And they'd get a burrito after training. There was like, you know, it's just real hunger man
I like how do you know, it's just real hunger, man.
You know, how do you have each other's back?
They take suit.
Which one's the older one?
One on the left.
Okay.
That's Nick Diaz.
That was my favorite fight of all time.
Nick's a legend.
So he's a Hall of Famer.
I fucking believe.
Is he retired?
No, he's supposed to fight this year.
Oh, God.
He's been off for a long time.
We have no clue who's gonna fight,
but Danis that they're gonna fight.
We have no clue.
There's also, I think it's just because Nick did is give him a title shot
Yeah, I'm fight isn't that I'm you want to pay for watching Nick?
He kiddin me. Oh, yeah, how great would the antics be in the build-up and shit?
Well, what else we gonna do with it again? It just we can do
Notice like nobody complains Nate fight Leon. Yeah, no business fight lanes come out for loss. Find number three guy in the world on nine fight win streak. Nobody
complained. We're all hell yeah, that's cool.
Everybody else would be fucking furious. The deer's brothers like hell yeah. And
the fighters are probably be like, cool. Usually fires be like, that should be my
smart whatever. If it's Nick or Nate, they're gonna talk for their fan base to
crazy. That'd be funny. Rabbit Rabbit family. That'd be so funny.
Do not tell you where we were, Oklahoma.
Now you tell me it was a little hot.
A little hot.
I've never been to this.
First of all, I want to, I just want to just give you a text
that Brandon sent me this morning.
First thing I get.
I'm gonna show him the date page.
No, first thing I get when I wake up, I just get this.
Hey, Brandon, can you bench 415?
I don't know, Let's see you stupid fuck
Video him doing for 15 you pop that up rather easily take a look at him. I could do you post it
I didn't post it, but look it out watch it's a chin watch this watch how easy this is
I did 405 two weeks ago for two pretty easy and then today I was like I feel pretty strong felt so weak in
Okay, see working out. Oh, oh, okay, he's my kryptonite. Look at us right. We're so weak. By the way, I'm gonna be an Albany this weekend
Come see me Friday Saturday me and tough David. I leave Thursday Friday be I leave Thursday for New York City
Me and Duff are gonna drive up to all how long of a drive is that? Oh, what's a beast to beast?
Yeah, nice drive, you know, yep, you'll get it
Look at all the fellas man. I love it. We had so much fun man
I was a real African in there Justin
Watch so I did four or five two weeks ago for two and I was like this
I've never do what and I've never done four or five before so I did for two. I'm like that's pretty easy
So today I was like oh that I did four or five today. I was like that's pretty easy and you know mark
You did four or five really like maybe let's not go much heavier. I'm like I want you put on
I like mark that he's doing that. I like mark. He's really good about that
I like mark that he's wearing blue to bring out his blue eyes too. I like that too
He's really good about that. I like Mark that he's wearing blue to bring out his blue eyes, too. I like that too
Add a gin blues his color
All right, here we go. I think I think I'm gonna max out up. I think I think I'm around 435 430. Yeah 425 I was gonna say you can you can do the 425 you can probably do work up to it now
No, because I'm gonna see that start cutting weight to that's so much weight
So much watch this though look at how long his arms are. I'm gonna start cutting weight too. That's so much weight. Watch this though.
Watch this though.
Look at how long his arms are.
I'm sorry, that looked very easy.
Yeah, you did 425.
I think in 430.
I think 430.
I don't think 430 is a bad.
Oh, you know.
I think you can try 440.
I think you can do it now.
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
I'll do it next week.
I think 450 is the goal.
Agree.
450 is the goal. That 50s for 50s the goal
That's the summer goal. That's not do we've already done the deadlift. Let's not go
Whatever I will never do that again. Yeah, he did it this weekend. It's your back. I did five what I do five 25
No case for four. Yeah, so I'm like, how was your back? It's just tight. Yeah, just tight. Yeah, we don't need to do that
No, I'm still gonna deadlift. I'm just not maxing out thinking about it Yeah, I'm still yeah, I don't need a day. Yeah, I don't need to do that. No, I'm still gonna tell the I'm just not max out. I'm thinking about it. Yeah, I'm
still. Oh, yeah, I don't need to do it. Yeah, I'm good on
the way. But even Mark's like, let's not max out on
death. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it was so hard. It was so hard to
work out in the OKC. It's the humidity. We walked to the gym.
It was a mile and a half away. Everyone was just, oh, we
were done. We took our shirts off. Everyone's yeah, we took
our shirts off on the long Oh
You know I've been all over I've been all over yeah, oh my god, bro
You know so funny they were all told me they were all telling me a week before it was it was cold
Yeah, and then the fucking heat just came with the week we got there now now daddy did a rock climbing
What I got for you to big and I for a spider rock climb before yeah up rock
anything you can do I can do with with with with the hardest yeah no you got
no post you're too big to rock wall you know do some of more rock climbs he does
yeah yeah yeah get your adrenaline going when you're up on that rock.
Even though you're even bigger when you fall, you fall. You're not different. Yeah.
Yeah. No, real with like the shoes. Yeah, but you have ropes. You're doing like my boy,
huddle. When you like with it, you're in it. Well, you're in a facility, but I'm
roped in. Yeah, you're roped in. Yeah. You're doing that bitch climb. If you fall, you were doing this.
When you fall, no, you're doing a rock. You you don't have it's called if you fall you were doing this when you fall
No, you know you're doing a rock you Malibu. Yeah, I was in a real rock
But when you fall you do fall a little bit right so when you're there and you go and you fall you get you get scrapped up
A little bit because you're gonna there's a it's a rock. Yeah, it's not fun. Where's it hooked on to?
I'm definitely bigger than him. You guys want to say I was like you
I love how tall and how much does he wage in now blah? I've been I've been next to him. You guys want to say I was like you're big. I love how tall and how much does he weigh?
Jim now, but I've been I've been I've been next to
I'm bigger than I don't believe that you're bigger. I don't think he's six four
I know he's a legit I know he's a legit. He's not 25. He's not too 55. I've been next
I'm taking him in that's two 14. Yeah, there's not a chance with six four. I see him at that to panga
Cafe all the time. Oh, he must have lost way how tall is he?
He must have lost he's a four yeah, but he's not
250 he's a big guy. He's a small and tall, but he's not like he's not thick
You know, you may not have the legs you do. I don't know I when I saw him when he was doing Conan
Maybe he was doing some stuff, but when he did Conan was when I first got above
I bet I'd see I would I would I would have thought it was 6 4 2 30 being that lean.
Yeah, he's racing way.
Let me put it this way when he's Aquaman.
Yeah, yeah, he's awkward up when he's on all the sauce.
That's that's Aquaman.
Now when he gets for it, right?
But when he was when he was doing a he's fine.
He's fine.
Hey man.
That boy.
He's fine.
Oh dude, he's gorgeous.
Now he's more seen him in person.
I've never. He's here. I know ever seen him in person? I've never his hair
It's good. I know he kicks out a lot of some of my favorite skaters. He makes me look like a fucking
He's so good gorgeous that when I saw him he's doing Conan nobody knew he was we was at a Che and he was walking back
And I and I was talking to Scott being a dress everybody was talking about everybody's going who is he?
Who are you? What do you do that you look like this?
He had a t-shirt on and he was bigger than everybody.
I went, what do you do?
And he goes, I'm playing Conan in a movie.
And I go, well, of course you are.
Of course you are.
You look more Conan than the real Conan.
Did you suck him off on the side?
I'm not going to fucking talk about that.
I remember it was a lot of time ago.
I was drunk.
Oh, because he likes that.
Yeah.
Now, you know everybody got those tits now you know how everybody stops mark
Because mark looks ridiculous. Oh, yeah, he's the same, but he's really famous. Yeah, yeah was was Conan his first movie
He used to be me watch before
His breakout was Game of Thrones breakout was Game of Thrones when he's
Started and you know you was dead-broken Game of Thrones. Breakout was Game of Thrones when he's the young man he started and he was dead broken Game of Thrones.
Oh yeah.
There's like there's a story where while it was airing people like oh dude
you're the door rack from the game of Thrones and he's like yeah cool and then
he had would walk back to his van and sleep in his van. He was on a sci-fi
show for six years.
Um, level on five or what?
Yeah, something like that. Stargate at the minus. Stargate.
Oh, Stargate. But yeah, I need to make no money on Stargate. No, no money goes, but it just goes. Yeah, it goes
Now he's in a bunch of shit
Straight up. What'd you say he's Cal Drogo? You do whatever he wants now who was I know they're doing
Aren't they doing a whole series about that
doing the aren't they doing a whole series about that? Uh, Cal Drogo? No. They're doing one as a prequel to Game of Thrones where they are
focusing on the Targaryens. Boring.
The magic.
What do you think you should do?
I'll watch it.
Is it either Hotest Guy and Hollywood?
You'll watch Game of Thrones too.
I like Game of Thrones.
You see the Hotest Guy and Hollywood too.
To me?
If he girl wants to fuck them.
Yes. Yes. Absolutely. So there's every guy, including You see the hottest guy in Hollywood too. To me. If he girl wants to fuck them.
Yes, absolutely.
So is every guy including the straight guys.
I give my, I give my, I give my, I give my,
I give my, yeah, so,
what?
He will lose a bone,
he will, and they have kids.
He will, no they have kids.
He still is, he still is.
He still is, they have kids.
Really, yeah.
And you know, he's part of the Thick Boy Bike Club.
He's a specialized guy.
He rides bikes like a mother.
Yes, so Zoe Kravitt, that's her stepdad. Yes. Wow. Yeah, he's a specialized guy. He rides bikes like a mother. Yes. So Zoe Kravitt, that's her step-dead.
Yes.
Wow.
Yeah, he a legend man.
Good for him.
Nice guy too.
I don't know, but my friend.
Body up.
Body up.
I mean, if you want to book a big guy yet,
Dave Batista.
Dave Batista's older though.
Yeah.
He's just more awesome.
Now that's just bigger than you.
I think Batista's big.
He's bigger than you.
I just saw him.
He looked, I mean, these guys,
I've seen all these guys too, though, be.
I feel like he's bigger than you, Bob.
You see Batista in person?
Yeah. He's, he's big.
He's big.
See how much he weighs,
because I don't know.
He'll be 27.
He'll be 29.
29.
29.
He's huge, man.
He's big.
I used to have such a crush on him
when I was a kid watching WWE.
Batista?
Yeah.
When he was in that speedo?
Yeah.
I think it's because he's part Filipino.
I just like something about Filipinos.
I look at them and I know exactly what happened.
I'm so shocked.
I don't believe, I think there he's too 90.
God, you think he did Roy, listen.
Absolutely.
I think they're he's too 80, but he's not too 80 in Hollywood now.
That's, no, I think he's smaller now.
Yeah, that's WWE. Did you watch Hollywood now. That's no I think he's smaller now. Yeah, it's I that's W. We know
Did you watch the
Army of the dead the movies?
No, no hard path hard path. Now is that all here? Is that all the gear? All of it. Is it is the zombie film?
Yeah, it's a zombie movie dude. It was probably the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm not gonna lie
It was probably one thing took my boy Christ do lay out of it. I went nope
I'm out
There's a scene in there that looks like it's dizzyish. Have you seen it? It's kind of like colors and it just stays out like
Digitally removed only and they put the new character in and so they started adding that like hazy effect
Okay, I that ruined the movie entirely a stylistic. Yeah, I heard you're moving really stylistic choice. I heard it's really bad.
It's not good.
You got bad briefies.
I just saw like zombie movies.
You know like zombie movies?
Like, fuck no.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh wait, zombie land?
Actually, it's funny.
That was funny.
Because that was funny.
The Bill Murray pops up.
He pretends he's a zombie.
There's another one.
Second one's alright.
There's another one.
I like the Bill Murray scene at the end of the second one too.
I thought that was fucking hysterical.
Oh, it comes back? Yeah, it's like an after like an after credit thing. Oh, yeah, not really but yeah
No, there's a British one. I think it's
Shot in the dead. That's funny. That's funny. That's a good
So yeah, I like the funny zombie movies like ones that are like
Oh, so you've seen a bunch of zombie movies. I think too. You just named the two fucking most famous ones
Well, they're not the most famous ones. Donna the dead is the most famous one.
They've had a, right?
First, walking dead being the most famous.
Yeah, probably.
You know, watch movies?
That's terrible.
I gotta start watching movies again.
You look great.
Some have been saying them.
Thank you.
Were you saying them?
Yeah, the question from me.
Do you watch, I'm, I'm movies.
No.
No, no, no, no, no anymore.
No, no, no, at night, me and my my girl watch like we're rewatching yellow
stone Rick and Morty did these on Sun you also the abesha
that's really that's why I go to Montana now once a year really obsessed with it
really it's so good you know seeing it it's so good it's so good it's
French for why it's so you'd love that French for why? It's so good.
You'd love that show.
You see me?
You'd love that show.
Bucquois Yellowstone though.
Why?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's just really done well.
That Taylor Sheridan wrote it.
He also did.
He does a lot of great.
He, I love Winnie Mince.
I loved it, man.
I didn't see Winnie Mince.
He doesn't miss.
Kevin Costner's show good in it.
And then I got the girl on the right He she's fucking amazing just the stories
What about your favorite character that one guy? I like that you talking about
Yeah, that guy rip rip I start calling Boston rip my girls like please don't call him rip
Why he's he's the bad ass of him. He's like the he's a muscle. He's the muscle for their like it. Oh, it's so good
Dude it's my favorite show of all time
It takes place. Like you in a western modern day or what? Yeah, no, it's not a western
I was on a was it. No, it's fucking great
Yeah, the Beth and rip on the far right or the and they shoot it in Montana
Actually half in Montana half in Utah. Oh, I love it out there. I love it out there in Utah and Montana both
You told me Montana's you told Montana's a special place. I love it out there and you told Montana both
You told Montana's you told Montana's a special place. I'm going to September
They people that they say don't tell people about it. We'll just call the assholes. I'll move up there. Yeah
Montana's amazing. Yeah, it's so nice
I think you want me to record an album up there in Montana. Mm-hmm. He was Montana Have you have you've done stand-up month? Boise
I've never done stand-up month? Boise I've never done
Stan in Montana. I'm trying to think the major city but they have a killing
the bill of the buildings. I've been flying to buildings. Yeah I've been there. We
went there we hunted up there me and Rogan in the Missouri breaks and that
shit up there. Oh, this one you guys went camping. Catch yourself some bear up
there. Wow. Oh, it's up there. Wolves. Yeah. Got some stuff up there. Oh, there's this one you guys went camping get yourself some bear up there Up there wolves. Yeah, got some stuff up there. Oh, dang it. Just shit up there. You gotta keep your eye out crazy white boys. You got a wolf
No, I've tamed a wolf. They can't even what I run with wolves. I'm not gonna lie to you. Can't do
How about crazy fucking Mark Carly and Oklahoma? We're like waiting for an Uber and says like 25 minutes
And you know as how far is it?
I go two miles to go.
I'll meet you guys there.
Just the RACES here, flapping up here.
Just go around to RACES.
We got friends.
After we just had that crap town.
Yeah.
We just had like the eight-year party.
Paul Bersey was talking about crap town there.
Yeah.
We went there.
It's good.
Yeah.
You know.
My friend dated, I think her name is Amelia Bloom. She's the number one mud
Tough mudder. Yeah in the world. She's a woman. Yeah
She ran like like she beat all the men, you know
I don't know and he said that they would literally be driving and they'd be she just gets up
Well, they'd be you know
18 miles away or even 26 miles away from like you know home the destination and she'd go
I'm gonna and be like driving highway she goes I'm gonna run and be like
What are you doing she's I'm gonna run back just price ticket this bullshit small talk just fucking run
He'd see her for dinner, dude my doctor father. He just turned 50
He's gonna do 50 miles. He's a big runner. Oh, he's awesome. Oh, he's a big oh my
I'm sorry. You ran the fucking grand king and it should never been my thing. You're a runner. I love
You still run? No, I'm not you should do 55 miles for you 55th birthday. Never do it. Dude do 60 miles
Swim 60. Yes, I don't care about being a good stuff mother. Hey, you know, I want you to do a
I don't want to be that guy. I don't want to be that guy who's still in greatmutter. Hey, you know what, I want you to do a tough, I don't wanna be that guy. I don't wanna be that guy.
We're still in great shape, and you know, it's fucking,
you know?
Yeah, yeah, but he's still got it.
Ugh.
Fuckin', I'm gonna get old.
And I'll stay scrappy.
Yeah.
I'll stay, you know, you're not a old guy.
I'll be scrappy old guy.
That's what I'll be.
That's fun.
Scrappy old guy.
Okay, hang on to that.
Punch you in a fucking space.
Old scraps. Or just, I'm the guy.
Yeah, hang on to that.
Yeah, you know how to, yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
I don't give a fuck, you go fuck,
you, you with your running, fuck you.
You know, that's what I'm talking about.
You know, that's what I'm talking about.
Cat and Steven.
You guys were there?
Yeah, Steven grew up in a little.
Yeah, he looks like a, uh,
in between a biker and a military vet.
No, he looks like a Vietnam vet.
It's all right. Yeah. And you guys just small to be a biker and a military vet. No, it looks like a Vietnam vet. It's alright, yeah.
And you guys just small to be a biker.
Yeah.
Did he get on stage or he just, no.
No, just hanging out.
You guys just went to Oklahoma.
Yeah.
What'd you think of Oklahoma?
Oklahoma surprisingly has better food than I thought.
We got there and there was nothing open the night we got in,
except for this like weird lounge and we looked up,
it was called R&J's Lounge.
All the photos on Instagram, if you go through their geotech,
is like a bunch of plus size burlesque girls.
Plus size?
Yeah, and so like nipple tassels, thongs,
and then one girl is like taking a champagne.
Yes, thongs and guts.
Thongs and guts.
One girl had champagne pouring down her body.
Another girl was taking a shot off of the champagne going off of her phone.
Whoa.
Say, gas leg.
Yeah, and it looked like a while.
Guys, walk.
But the food was good.
Yeah, that was the only thing open.
Oh, there's some big bitch.
Put it in your ass.
Yeah.
The big bitches were not there unfortunately.
They had to knock off.
No, they were.
I wish they were or maybe we had just missed them.
They're far and far and far and far and far. They're far and far and far and far. Nah, I can't eat those. No, they were I wish they were or maybe we had just
I can't eat a strip I will try the wings of that when we go do Atlanta at Magic the strip club I guess they're known for the wings. Yeah, I'll eat some but he never had somebody like
Yeah, the whipped cream. Oh, I don't know
Like chocolate like
I'm like goddamn dude. I got shower at this
This is a nice sticky
Dumb fucking eat your ice cream before I
Don't they do like a sushi thing we sushi off someone's body. Yeah again. Yeah, I get raw
I'm a fucking table man. I'll take it on my porcis poor girl. I wonder what horrible decision
Did she make it? It's not just girls doing it dudes do it too. Not like guys do your cheerleader friend told you that
Where we come from we don't have that number
Off just some big hairy big Armenian like he like that's why
Armenian like he like that's why so too San triple
He's just a hairie Armenian
Armenia
Just a hairie Armenian
Oh, hey make sure you get something that will sobbing down there
You would love you would love me when you choose your own body. No, that's too good to do
Too busy too awesome. Yeah, so busy gonna lie down. Don't move too much. Gonna put some it's committed to our dinner
But we have we put a little soy sauce in your belly, then hold it in the conversation.
We had the funniest security guard in Oklahoma.
I told him, I said, hey, if I'm ever at Kevin Hart's level,
I'm gonna bring you everywhere.
He was the greatest.
Can barely understand what he's saying.
He's talking like, hey, what are you doing, buddy?
You can't really understand what he's saying.
That's them. That's where you went?
Yeah, that's what you went to go. Yeah, that's what you went to go.
Got some thongs.
Got some thongs.
No, got some.
So this does what now?
Look for them.
It's a lounge and a restaurant.
I guess they have burlesque shows every now and then.
I don't see too many thickies on there.
The top two ones.
Yeah, the top two ones.
The main is.
I saw a Monty Christo, great sandwich with raspberry jam.
It's a deep-fried sandwich.
I can see that I've had a Monte Cristo.
Not too bad.
Just okay.
It was good food though, Kat.
Surprisingly good food.
I thought it was gonna be okay to shitty food,
but their burgers were good.
It actually does look really good.
The burgers, yeah, they're really good.
We had the worst tacos ever had in my life.
Where'd you go?
I don't wanna ride them out.
Okay, I'm gonna have to chill. I'm gonna have to talk as wide as I can. That was the worst taco ever had in my life. Where'd you go? I don't want to ride them out
Where's the other
He had a chicken tender on a taco
My cauliflower tacos are amazing so cauliflower you
Vick no brand the place goes I'll do cauliflower. I got the fuck dude Sunday's you just want some veggies some days. Yeah, and that's fine, right sure
Well the thing is when you when you have a cold and your friends come to your house with tonics and
Everybody's got a point of view on on what to do when you have a cold
Uh-huh all these botanicals and stuff. Yeah, cuz daddy got a little head cold
I had a little head cold that That little snout was running above it.
Yeah, little snout.
Little snout was running.
Little tiny old facey-pacey.
This past weekend.
And kept an eye.
Because you know something fun.
You know something, you know,
except me a video you on the beach.
Yeah, well I stupid fucking hat.
I was very hard to keep son from my little
coldly-coldly face.
I know, I don't look right.
And then they attacked me.
You know what I said, grab me because I was making fun of them. And he grabbed me and he brought me to the ground. And then he was arresting me big party face. I know, I don't look great. And then they attacked me.
Joseph grabbed me because I was making fun of him.
And he grabbed me and he brought me to the ground.
And then he was arresting me.
Like he was, you know, and then I tried to get up and they were kicking me.
Sand in your face.
Yeah, and so I got kicked around a little bit in the sand
by the line up on the Ryan's heart.
With a cold.
And Joseph having a cold.
By having a cold.
They kicked me around.
Who is it? Ryan? I love Ryan best the fucking best owns the best restaurant in San I'm saying yeah an alf Gracie black belt so you know got some stuff going on and they're kicking me
I couldn't get up and they're and I'm an old guy and they're kicking me around and I was like
Stop it and they so they gave me a real shove around you gave me a shove around a little kick around in the sand
And I had sand in my balls. I had to take a shower and it was in my crack
What would be true and the whole time I was holding onto my keys and my wallet and get beat up and I had sand in my balls I had to take a shower and it was in my crack what would be true and the whole time I hold onto my keys and my wallet my phone
like this and I was like oh oh I'm not trying to get up ha ha ha you should be yelling they're like ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Clean up the bone. I saw I saw a video yeah, yeah, so video of a swarm of cops just taking on because you old sheriff
Because the city council member was making a speech
Mm-hmm about the homeless and a woman who's making a tractor
Thread the friend or with a knife. Yeah, and then the sheriff was like, you know, this is nonsense
It's like we have to do some about it. I'm telling you
They got to go somewhere or they're moving them to the palisades, sir?
No, they can't do that.
They can't hurt.
There's nowhere for them to chill.
There's not enough water.
They're building a whole structure for them.
Like an encampment?
The palisades.
No ways.
Yes.
The fuck out of here.
Yes, I promise.
The richest place in LA, they're going to build it there.
You'll see.
Really?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Parking is the problem.
I just think that the rule should be that you're not
allowed to have a fucking tent on the street.
You're not allowed to have an encamin' what you do as you go
to state-run facilities.
And what happened was the word got out.
You can live on the beach for free.
So you're all game. No game. Yeah.
Not good.
You see there was a mass shooting in Austin right where I do that club.
Oh shit.
Right all the street.
It's the, when I say this, you know when you see movies and they show you alleys like,
you know, guy like, I guess I'll go down this alley.
Yeah.
It's like a rough alley.
Dude, that alley behind the Volkan theater right to the the right of it, is the gettos alley version.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
We saw some girl in like a miniskirt taking a fucking out of there. If you're hanging around with people,
even 12 a.m.
He and I wouldn't be coming down there.
It is not.
But especially at night,
everybody's going to have bars and dudes
are not getting laid.
They want to fight, shit happen.
Oh look at Juvenile, I'll speak.
What a surprise.
To start open firing.
There was some like Biker convention going on though.
Yeah.
A Juvenile.
They have a 25 year old die from it. Fuck. Oh, someone did die. Our boy Paul
Versey was down there. So terrible. He was. He was. What a
shitty. How terrible is that, man? Well, that's what happens.
You just start shooting into a fucking crowd at 130 in the morning.
They hit 12 people. One died. I think as of today,
two died.
Shish. Most fixers are innocent bystanders. What about to do
with the airplane? Oh, be out. Yeah, be out there where you
don't want to go. You know, I'm like, you know, that history
shit, we went to the memorial of local homesteadie bombing.
And like, you know, I like like read these books going into
there because it's gonna be cool to see not cool to see, dude, well, it's not cool to see because what they have is all the for all the people that died it
They have chairs for them and there's little chairs for like the kids. I didn't know it's for the kids
So there's you know, there's the tour guide and go hey man, what's the little chairs for a daycare? Oh, cuz he blow up a daycare
So I don't think I'm gonna leave now. Thank you. Yeah, it was pretty heavy. You have kids when you have kids on imaginable, right?
On real?
That was the daycare center.
Yes, so Timothy McVeigh and his buddy.
And it's a genuist to blow up government officials,
you know, the feds in the federal building,
but they got warning that there's a bombing
so they decided not to show up for work that day,
but they didn't tell the rest of the building.
It's all straight.
How many kids?
Six.
I think six or 10.
Heart problem.
It ruined our day.
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
I'm gonna go there and you're like,
I'm gonna go there and you're like,
it's like some of the building,
like these still there.
One of the walls is still there.
One of the walls is, yeah.
We did weird shit like that.
Like I don't know if I ever told you my,
when I lived on the walk streets in Venice,
I'm, I'm, I'm, the walk streets in Venice I'm I'm
I loved it and I'm walking down there digging up
Yeah, and what's going on? You know well the guy the guy who lived here before
Killed his wife and buried her in the front you heart Jesus Christ as they were actually made it and you started
What's this this looks like a pelvis?
Jesus Christ. Yeah, oh
Shit, yeah Yeah, like the JFK ones cool that old club in city bombing was that was pretty good This looks like a pelvis. Jesus, great. Oh, shit. Damn. Yeah.
Like the JFK ones cool, that old club in city bombing ones.
That was pretty intense.
No, dude.
Don't, don't, don't.
You walk right into it, it just feels heavy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I want to get the fuck out right away.
I know, Jay's like, you want to go look over there.
I'm like, no, I'm out of here.
It's tough.
I'm just like, it's impossible.
Then Mark's all, hey, let's do a video for my brothers is Burke, they're like, here's impossible. That marks all.
Hey, let's do a video for my brother's is Bert.
They're like, here?
Yeah, here.
Yeah.
So he's like, let's just do a real good girl.
Happy Bert day, man.
Everyone's all sad.
I don't think I'm ever anywhere where it's really crowded
nowadays where I'm not looking for a speaker.
Like just a little bit.
Well, your comedy shows.
Yeah, but that's a little bit different.
It's a little bit targeted audience.
But I'm talking about like when you go to like if you're at an open area with all different like this
There's a restaurant here at restaurant here at those open malls
Kids are playing
Dude I was literally on the goddamn ring for the Logan Paul fight. I looked around like there's so many people
I mean and there's not a lot of security.
So I told my guy what, hey, I'm gonna finish the fight
in the back.
He's like, what?
We got the best tickets in the house.
I'm like, I know.
I have anxiety, man.
I'm gonna watch from back there.
It's a little much.
Yeah.
I was like, if shit breaks off, if they start fighting
or if there's a shooter, like I'm fucked, dude.
He's like shooters.
Like you never know.
How you never know?
You never know.
Yeah, it's intense.
I'd like to have a thing about. Yeah. I was telling my friend. Yeah, it's intense. I'd like to think about yeah
I was telling my friend I go. It's what I've gone on me in case there's a shooting and my buddy goes
What do you mean? I go just if there's a free shooter. I want to be a shoot the guy before it and he goes mm
But what happens when the cops think you're the shooter and they shoot you? Yeah, that'd be a problem
So how about how about we get a notice on our phone on Saturday
in Oklahoma City that you'll come to their port early,
securities heightened.
I'm like, in fucking Oklahoma City, what are we doing?
Yeah.
Well, some dumb dumb.
The plane was from LA to Atlanta.
And had to do a merch.
He stopped in O.K.C.
So in O.K.C, some guy freaked out
and tried taking the plane over, tried to open, you
know that the door, tried to open that.
That's a problem.
Oh, what he got is ass beat.
Oh, he got his ass beat.
Everybody jumped on the guy's theater mouth.
I live for those moments because I'd like how much more time in the air an hour, I'll
take it from him.
He's just, you guys sit.
I just don't want to be honest.
I just don't want to be honest.
I take a shit as pain.
I take a film this time, I'm a piss on him afterwards.
But, yeah, well, you hope a guy like you's on there
because who was that guy who played defensive end
in the NFL for a long time and kind of just went crazy
and tried to take the door off and he's six but seven.
He was defensive end, 280 pounds and was having a
psychotic episode and trying to pull the door off.
So real quick, but you quick fact out there for the people.
You know it's impossible to open that door.
It's not the movies where it's like open
and everybody it's sucked out.
It's not the movies.
You need like 2400, like I saw the same story.
You need like, I think they said 2400 pounds of pressure
to open that door in the air.
Yeah, they don't have that much faith in humanity that they're gonna make it that easy open the air. They don't have that much faith in humanity
that they're gonna make it that easy open the door.
They know people are crazy.
The guy who did that was a former flight attendant too,
the guy who was trying to open that door.
Probably not very good one,
because they don't know how planes work.
Right, wow.
He was literally in pot like that.
Nobody in here if all of us got together.
We just said, I've got handcuffed, he got.
No, that was another guy.
That was another guy.
There's guy, and here's the other thing because September 11th,
remember when the terrorists took over the cockpit,
got them thinking about just everybody stay calm,
don't do anything, everyone's like, okay,
we're gonna hear them out.
Now Americans, if you try stealing the plane,
they'll, oh, we know how this ends,
and they beat the fuck out of you.
What is that guy got his ass?
The shoe bomber.
Or the guy head.
Yeah, the shoe bomber. Yeah, I tried like, he got his ass? 993 did that. The shoe bomber or the guy head. Yeah, the shoe bomber.
Yeah, I tried like,
he got his ass beat the shoe bomber.
He tried like in the bomber shoe
and then the people on the plane go,
oh, well, you're ISIS.
Yeah.
Well, we're gonna beat the fuck out of you, dude.
Hey, everybody, let's get them
and they all beat him towards an end of his life.
He was such a cookoo bird that guy.
He didn't hit a long history of just being,
oh, he did?
Yeah, I love when Americans get together and beat the fuck out of people and
well you got him you got to do it and Americans will do that Americans will beat
the fuck out of you so yeah that got the the um
slide is to do with that one the cockpit how about the one flight attendant who
kept harassing uh girl about her mask which is so annoying and then she's like
well I don't want to wear a mask she's like we, we need to. She went, well, cool story.
I'm gonna take my small little fist
and I'm gonna knock out your teeth now.
Went.
Knocked your teeth out.
Wait, no.
I don't want to need to want to wear a mask.
Yeah.
Was that the one where the guy gets in the way
and goes, don't you ever put your hands on her?
Is that what I'm talking about?
I don't know.
I think it is.
Yeah.
Cause the other guy goes, don't you dare hit?
She punched her in the face and knocked her fucking teeth out.
Yeah, knocked your teeth out. You're in guys goes, don't you dare hit. She punched her in the face and knocked her fucking teeth out.
Yeah, knocked her teeth out.
You're in so much trouble in so many ways,
we can do that.
I'm probably not gonna fly for a while.
You're not gonna fly for a while,
but you're getting sued.
There's all kinds of things.
You knock somebody's to that.
You can be paying a lot of money.
Not so, I'm not gonna wrap the airline out,
but the pilot gets something,
is I know it's confusing with the mass laws.
You don't know where to put it on where it, you're supposed to wear it.
This will be over soon, hopefully for everybody.
So try to wear your mask.
Yeah.
So I'm like, oh, he's one of us.
I just left my mask down the entire time.
No one said it.
I had a guy.
No one said it away.
I had a great guy.
He gets on me because like this, he goes, guys,
I know it's so annoying when we say put your mask on.
And it's like you're an adult.
You don't want another adult ordering what you do and we get it.
But just know it comes from the heart, like we hate doing it.
But from our heart, we're just trying to keep everybody safe.
We don't really know how it works either.
Yeah.
And everybody was like, fuck it, no problem.
Yeah.
It was great.
It goes, it's just coming from the heart.
I'm gonna watch it.
Yeah. Yeah, I want to see it.
Oh, she got all kinds of.
They banned alcohol.
The planes are having a real problem because people with the mass stuff, they're really
not having it.
There's been more assaults on flight attempts than ever.
Well, think about it.
Like, especially these people coming from cities where the mass men date, they don't have
to wear a mask anymore.
Dude, the mass men date up tomorrow in L.A. Dude a mask and the mass mandates up tomorrow in LA do I'm having a party is this one
a guy my party I mean
yeah
this one but they're not showing the video yeah she punch a right in the
fucking grill
oh man nothing's worse I wonder what happened nothing's worse when you finally
fall asleep on the plate and you just like oh thank god and your master
Well that happens to you so much on the plane I come down just cuz I don't yeah, I would like that baggy
I've had the same mass the entire pandemic. Yeah, you thought Lucie like falls down and then you finally fall asleep I I would prefer that you just take the mass and lift up. Just do that. Don't fucking. He's coming to you like
like your little baby. Oh, there she is. That's a guy I stood up for. That guy came in way too late.
I know right? That was the rough for this weekend fight. That's cool. That poor woman.
That's. Go woman got it.
Go back to it. I don't see the hit.
Good for that guy.
I love that guy.
No, he's too late though.
Where were you when the puncher was going?
Well, he played it.
He played it in the next fight.
Oh, there's a kid there too.
Oh, no.
Gosh, lady.
He was there pretty quick.
He got there pretty quick, yeah.
Well, lady in front of him too was kind of trying to hold her back too.
Damn, look at that lady.'s not to teach that. Oh
Fuck got a teeth knocked out. Fourth shit. Fuck that
South. Yes, it has to do a mask job. Man dang has nothing to do with that lady. No, she doesn't
Yes, she's just fucking she's doing her job that woman's a shit head. Oh, she's yes. She won't be flying for a while
You can everybody has a moment loses their shape when you fucking punch something
She might have been standing with Wong
What if that lady went
If you're really fighting somebody I'm a problem of it. I have a problem. There it. That's not, he said the, if you're really fighting somebody,
I'm a problem of all of it.
I'm a problem of it.
There's no way anyone would do this in a fight.
If it was, boxers would do it.
Like boxers would do it.
Well, he destroyed that box.
Wait, guys, what's going on?
Yeah, no, no.
The guys who actually fight,
the guys who spend years in the ring,
like that, you don't do thing they would figure out,
they'd go that, like, front kick works.
Yeah.
Right?
Or a roundhouse kick works. Right? because those things have been tried and true. Some of the other stuff,
you know, spinning back for some times works. Elbows, but this would have been, this would
have been, if it would have found its way into the game with all. It's never found its way
into any game. Even street fighting. fighting That's right and even like this like
That you know that stuff that's not I do slept there French president
Yeah
Here beat up by the
beat up by the fuck. I would have seen that in French.
All right, what do you got, Chin?
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Kick your ass. Did you did you buy that pay review?
Lamar Odom. No, I didn't see that. Did you see that pretty fun?
Brian I
Lamar Odom versus Aaron Carter. I
Didn't was it did that fight happy? Yeah, it did. How do I do that? I don't know
I just saw that bought it? I don't know. I just all the show down Instagram. Yeah, they look
Why is Lamar sagging
And that's Chuck LaDale as a rev I'm'm sorry, but I can't remember who Aaron Carter is.
His brother is the least sugar boy.
He has all the problems.
Yeah, name a problem.
He had a famous song in the early 2000s.
He was a kid, started.
I don't want to think.
It's something.
I want candy.
Yeah, that one, yeah.
Yeah, that's, I don't know how it went.
The weight classes are a little off and
Things are shit air airs party use I like yeah, he's such a small guy
I saw him I saw I'm training. He doesn't have terrible. You saw I'm trading. We where on TV? I know I know I know I know the guy who trained him
Like who like would box with him. He like he would go to his gym to gym stand in Santa Monica
I'm not gonna put it on blast cuz I'm friends with the guy, but yeah, he looked terrible
Jimmy the list you're not not that one not that one. You're not getting the gym, but what
I will to just all of our old man fucking yeah, do you need cash that bad?
I would you fight you would be there in
Hell it's fight Christian
I would never bully
You know
You know shall I synagogue fights I know the fuck you're gonna You know, shh. You know, shout one shinigami fights.
I know the fuck you're doing backflips.
I mean, the ranch.
You know what it is?
It's different.
It's different because if he gets mad and he hit him,
he's gonna unload and it's just different.
You're gonna get caught.
You've seen the whole kid.
I don't know.
He can't hurt.
Not gonna hurt him.
We'll see.
You probably got him.
You probably pack a punch.
Yeah, I, I, every boxing coach I've ever worked with
said I hate way above my way class. I'm sure that's amazing. I'm sure, but of punch. Yeah, I, I, uh, every boxing coach I've ever worked with said I'd hit way above my way class.
I'm sure that's amazing.
I'm sure, but you're also paying them, but yeah.
No, I'll say, never.
I want to say this though.
There's no trainer.
There's no trainer who doesn't say that.
Just so you know, I've never worked with a guy who hits men
who didn't tell me my hands were head.
It's the hustle.
And here's the thing.
I've done enough sparring with dudes who are not that big but like
soon just a Mexican guy who's been boxing for a long time with a big head who comes in and you're
hitting him pop pop and trying to hit him and he's just kind of like yeah taking it and it's just
different you know I have you guys don't need to do that I have no we would and I was just messing with it
I was just taking the kickball what's going on withball? I was gonna say I have a video of like my first like boxing match.
I got my Instagram somewhere.
I'll pull it up right now, Bob.
You did a boxing match?
Yeah.
Oh, like a smoker?
Huh?
Like a smoker?
I don't know, I mean.
Have you been boxing like an amateur?
It was amateur, but like not like San Chim, did you have headguer on?
Yeah.
That's amine.
You've been boxing a long time? Since 2017, like I was when I really got it so how far down is the
question you're pretty athletic but far I don't like hockey I played football
I played a little cross I played everything and I was just messing with you I'm
not trying to box you I was just talking shit keep going down yeah yeah
yeah yeah well I think you pass it right there next to the right there. Yeah, it's a good short clip
I'm the one in the blue. I'm sure little clip this KO that kid was 170. I was 130 at the time
This is the same you and I are so they used a fucking
You're young, why is it like this? Because it wasn't my phone.
Oh shit, it wasn't my phone.
It was a same camera that you used when you were filming Bigfoot.
Like you can, like no, every ponch eats, like through every job I just contested.
You ate this.
Like no, I contested with my jab hands, like he wasn't connecting at all and then.
Yeah. Right. Who's the baddie in the neck in the neck? No, I can test it with my Japans. So he wasn't connecting at all and then yeah
Who's the baddie in the bad neck? Yeah, who's that? It's just a my friend. I went to I like knowing for a long time
I went to high school the second love of your life according to you though. Yeah, that was when I was trying
You know, oh you're trying to holler. Yeah, and that's why post that yeah, of course come on
Yeah, I like a spirit Christian
Who then and then I've picked you a cow and somewhere on here.
Who's that guy next to the hottie?
Clark Duke.
Oh yeah, he's in a hot tub time machine, right?
Yeah.
When I first saw, is this before after he transitions?
What's going on there?
Brandon, who me?
No, I'm really not cracking up.
I was gonna say, my hair wasn't that great either,
but I think he shaved and he has rather soft chin. That's all so you don't need to be yeah
It's just that's just how he looks. You can leave him
Wait, go back. I do have a picture with Cowan somewhere. It was that I thought was kind of funny. It should be up more
Right there. Oh shit. There's you in Delia at the store. Yep. Boy, do I look was it?
I said that was it. Yeah, that was the Alzheimer's day.
That's right.
That's right.
I've done, I've done his Alzheimer's thing three
days a year and a row and I've bought, I've bought, you know,
sessions with trainers, not and not once have I used them.
Yeah, I probably spent $600 in that place.
All right, Chris, you can fight, man.
I believe it.
This one isn't a great one, but this is a post it is dark, right?
Yeah, this is like when I first got into box shark guys get trader. Yeah, dude
He's in his name's also sharp. He beat cancer. He came back to light dude. That guy is insane. He's a shark. Yeah
What what what what what if miss it easy Ukrainian make sense?
Is he was here real boxer? Oh, no, he's a swimmer.
Your gloves are green.
You look like the guy from Mike Tyson's class.
Oh my god.
Look at that guy.
Hey, I got those because they look like a special edition.
Like, where do you still have time out here?
I know exactly what you're talking about.
They had a certain sale going on where a certain percentage
of the sales went to veterans.
So I was like, oh, fuck yeah.
I was like, the army green ones, I was like look identical the Mike Tyson you look I don't like Tyson
punch out guy I'll take it you know I'm not a good I'm not even clowning right
now this guy like no no no little Mac dude come on chin
there you go take it that's you dude damn on hot. I didn't say the cool smash brother fun go to the 90s
The little Mack guy now they got them on fucking Roy's look at his legs
There
That's you
That's you there you are
That's you there you are Is that not spot on?
That is not spot on?
I'll give you that one, Tom.
Your ability to come up with obscure rapper character
is unmatched fucking hilarious.
He said don't use the super smash bro.
That guy sharp.
He beat cancer, he's a good guy man.
He had a heart attack in the pool. When he was swimming in the Ukraine,
he had a heart attack.
Cause he was like competitive, so I'm right.
Yeah, I think he was an Olympic, I think.
I think he's sharp.
Yeah, and then like he had a heart attack.
They brought him, like they like resuscitated him
and then like he had like, stage three,
I think some type of cancer and he fucking crushed it.
He was in the gym every day while he was talking
and he only came and steaming to you.
Not hanging out.
Yeah, he's a, he's,
he's talking a little bit about it when he had it
I think yeah, just been diagnosed
Great he had a great mentality about it tough kid man. Yeah, he scares me good guy. He scares me. He should he's from Ukraine
That's real toughness. That's great. Yeah
Fuck you. I got to be just with your form. We'll talk about it
Well, that was like I don't know why China had to choose that when there were more recent ones
Where my family I have to show you
Like the green gloves
Right little Matt right. I got it. Where's the words about your right distribution?
That's it. I mean alright, we got you
Okay, so over the weekend somebody decided to buy a plane to write a message out into the sky and
He basically proposed. Yeah, he proposes girlfriend and then he proceeded to write have the person right
She said yes after he proposed and the last bit of his message is Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan is literally five foot three. You know that comes from right when
Neil the grass Tyson was on he goes Joe like he was like all things were
relative he's like how tall are you? And Joe goes five eight I think he was
are you do you know that for sure he's like have you actually had a proper
measurement just I mean five eight I guess and that's what I comes from
yeah he's about five eight. But yeah somebody decided to spend all
this guy just want to go viral.
That's why he did it, just to make the proposal more viral.
I don't know if he did it to go viral.
The waitress is 17g.
Yeah.
17g's the fucking do that.
I saw that when I was like, somebody sent that to me.
Was that out here in California?
Yeah, this shot is actually taken from Rudea Drive.
Our friend is so famous.
That famous.
For people who are spending 17 grand. Dude, when Foulchy calls you out, you're
pretty famous. You're pretty famous. When Foulchy, the White House has to address
something you said on your podcast. You're pretty famous. I mean, famous,
famous. Yeah. Different level. Yeah. What else you got? And this is the
silly TikTok where somebody caught a girl at the very top of a parking
structure which is across from a prison in I believe it was New York.
She's got out of her car and started twerking for the prisoners and they started turning their
life on and off from her.
This might be the tombs and rikers island I think.
Oh that is, yeah you're right that's right.
Yeah that's the tombs though That's what it is. Oh, well, first of all, she's doing that for her, her man's in there. Of course.
God bless. She just pull up her man's in there. Oh, is that what they said? No, that's
what I'm saying. Oh, I've watched for the 48 way too much. That's a man's in there. And
he's flashing the fuck is right. And then his other crazy inmates like hell yeah, dude
And they're all jacking off to it now's in New York
Yes, yeah, that's that's a New York. Yeah, that's also where Epstein was
Oh, shit. Oh, well, there she is
That's a hero right there. Call her an American hero. I don't know anybody says the hero. We don't deserve
We call that community service? Oh, Brennan, someone just said what you said. She loves her man.
She loves her man. She's probably just twerking for her man with the rest of the jail.
She has an ass on her too from this far. It's a bird's eye view, but
I've ever filmed that film Christian sparring apparently.
What else you got, Jen?
Okay, so over this past weekend, the fights with the like,
the YouTubers and the TikTokers happen.
They had a bunch of celebrities come out and perform.
One of them being DJ Khaled.
He's like a hype man.
He's like a singer.
He doesn't seem.
So when he comes out, I'd be the same as I'm like, all right, I get is he? Like he's a decent. He's like a hype man. He doesn't seem.
So when he comes out, I'd be the same as I'm like,
all right, like, yeah, I mean, you're a producer.
He's more of a producer than he is a rapper or a former.
He shows another one.
Yeah, I think he just, I think he just,
a hype man on when it comes to the body.
But these young kids were not,
they were not having it cause you were performing.
They were familiar with them.
And they, it was similar to the job rule performance
at that basketball game where nobody
Like was hyped about and nobody wanted to like
It's so awkward
See he's not a
They don't know the words. No.
The one where he's dancing walking on the steps in my favorite.
How much did they pay him? A good amount. They had a way to.
It was a pretty penny.
What is he doing here though?
What is he doing here though?
He's trying to perform his own.
He's a very famous producer.
Please tell me no one edited this.
This was not edited.
So now she multiple clips.
Yeah, I'm a bar!
Well, I like to go and swim, swim!
Yeah!
You watch him, you watch him, yeah.
It's a YouTuber's audience, so they're really young so like what oh boy
Yeah
It's cool
Yeah, I came in the back is like what's yeah, there's no way anyone gave a fuck
Yeah, I think he came in the back is like what's up? Yeah, there's no way anyone gave a fuck
You're married when he's trying to lose weight and he's always on the stairmaster. Yeah, he's like this is what I do every day
And then just state that just look to never lost a rick Ross lost weight. He did not he actually lost
What no Gucci man Gucci man lost a bunch of weight. He lost. It's hard to do
What is he up to?
The Fufarters having a concert
and they said that all the audience members
have to be vaxed to even come in.
And then I guess anti-vaxxers are upset about this.
That are fans of theirs as well.
I mean, if I love his bands so much,
I'll get vaccinated.
But they're saying like sometimes some people have,
you know, health issues where they can't get that vaccine
for some reason.
Yeah, whatever.
We're given, the America's given vaccines away.
Oh, I can't do some out enough.
So yeah, their fans are upset about that.
Yeah, but do far as a band, I've long admired just
held a concert for the jab to only, the jab.
Look, man, I bet they don't give a phone.
I mean, I understand the, I understand the principle of
I'll never buy another ticket.
This thing the COVID vaccine
because of how it was handled,
but vaccines saved lives.
I don't know why I'm warning you.
They scroll up.
Well, do you see what happened in that European soccer player?
Got a second vaccination,
ran on the field, had a heart attack.
The healthy sky in the world.
There are people that have very bad reactions to vaccines.
There's no doubt, but overall, you have to decide.
Well, how many of those?
Do you like smallpox more than vaccines?
Do you like polio more than vaccines?
Would you like COVID more?
Yeah, you know.
I think it is the big fan of, you know, like you gotta get back,
like if the store did, I mean for a long time,
like came in to go and see you got vaccinated,
it's a kind of, that make me happy.
I get it, I get why people have pissed off though.
It's like, you know, let's be honest, you're not gonna be,
I said this from day one, you're not gonna be able to do shit
including, for a little kid in a plane,
on a plane without a vaccine passport.
And I have a problem with vaccine.
They're not doing it.
I'm saying, but this is what happens.
You got it.
You're going, Jen, let me see what the guy said.
Yeah, up one more.
So I get it.
He was not all people that choose to not vaccinate
or are conspirest, there's some people very close to me have autoimmune
conditions that make the vaccine high risk.
Yeah.
My thing is this, if you're in high risk category,
21's whites on this.
That's just what I'm.
Ooh.
If you're in a vaccine category,
if you might want to, if you're in a high risk category
for COVID, I can see the, I would get a vaccine.
That makes sense.
I mean, I'm vaccinated.
Yeah. What's frustrating me if they want more people I can see the, I would get a vaccine, that makes sense. I mean, I'm vaccinated.
Yeah.
What's frustrating to me, if they want more people
to get vaccines, it's like, well, not,
I mean, tomorrow the mask go away, so that's fine.
But to me, it's like, I'm vaccinated,
yet I still have to wear it on the plane.
I thought the ear, this was the safest place.
Well, this is what drives me fucking nuts about it.
And then Disneyland goes, yeah, you guys can come back,
we have to wear a mask, like, yeah.
But if we're vaccinated, we have to wear,
the vaccine has to wear a mask.
Yeah, it's the weirdest shit. The vaccine has to wear a mask on. Well, he we're vaccinated we have to wear We had to wear a mask
Well, he doesn't count yeah, but it's well, there's no there's no one there's been no rhyme or reason man
I just haven't found you in the email said mask don't work and then we still do it
We said it not just email. He said it in persons. Yeah, and then said he lied
So that's good government official. What else you get you?
This is from the meat eater Instagram handle.
And this guy does taxidermy, and he made a pillow out
of a coyote.
Show me your coyote pillow.
So it's a soft mat.
Oh, that's a coyote.
Let's just go.
Oh my god.
It looks so real, too.
This is head soft.
That's the size coyote.
No, I think it's just the body, see?
You want to touch its nose, Brendan?
It's going to be a little bit of a speed away,
so it looks like it's looking up.
Nothing was scared. Yeah, if you put on your its nose, Brendan? It's going to be the way it so it looks like it's looking up. Nothing with a scare.
Yeah, if you put on your shirt, it's going to be so good.
It's so nice.
And it's soft.
It's a traditional mount on the head.
That looks great.
It's great work.
It's something I said.
I need a guy to do my dog like that.
That looks incredible.
That looks incredible.
I know.
All right.
That's disgusting.
I noticed it's disgusting though.
It's disgusting, but I kind of want to lie. Oh, no hard pass
Really yeah hard pass on yeah to think if you do that like a big ass line or something just somebody watching house like
What that's that'd be fun to be said that looks real as I know I know real well
Kiyote Kiyote that's a real one. I don't want the smallest coyote give me a fucking thick ass. I'm sure he could do it
They are the most adaptable creatures on the planet. Oh, well, Ellie fruit. Well, Ellie and anything. Yeah, coyotes
Yeah, they are the
Very
Oh the coyote
You've seen yes
Yeah, I love you. Yeah, okay. Are you okay coy Kayote's can, they can adapt to any environment.
The super cold, the very hot Arizona, you find hell.
Well, that's why there's so many of them.
They're all open with hells.
And they'll eat the fruit that falls from trees.
They'll eat what if, that's the fun way.
Hey, you know when they hear them how that night,
they're doing a call.
They're taking the count of how many people are around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're really, like all howling, they're making sure they account of how many people are around Really when they're like all howling they're making sure they're counting how many around they eat a lot of cats
Oh a lot of cats. I don't mind that I don't like cats, but they eat a lot of stuff
Billy small dogs too. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the fun here small small kids
Rarely you hear that shit and night the coyotes. Yeah, yeah, when they come for a while around my I used to hear them all the time
And then they just kind of do you know that baby deer like little fawn they can't walk and they just they slide there in the grass
Do you know how do you know why they don't get killed by coyotes are eat the fuck out of embarrassed everybody eat some
But do you know why they don't they you know what their defense mechanism is it's kind of crazy? Yeah, yeah, baby deer slime all over
No, but no.
Like why don't you think if you have a little baby deer
there, everything wants to eat it, right?
It's just in the grass, it's faunting, it's right there.
So what is it about?
Well, Godjavd is out of college, though.
Dude, they don't give off any scent.
They don't give off a scent.
And then the mother laps up the poo in the urine, I guess.
Probably the distance.
Yeah, just to clean it up.
To clean it up.
So yeah, so that, you know, bears and shit don't eat them.
That's crazy.
How does it not give off any scent?
It's nature protecting them.
Yeah, sitting in it.
And my buddy was driving his tractor, ran over the things hoof.
Things like, beep, beep, beep.
He had to pick it up.
He said, oh, I'm sorry.
Did he kill it? No, he fucking, it kind of was like all wobbly and stuff it up. He was like, oh, I'm sorry. Did you kill it?
No, he fucking, it kind of was like,
oh, wobbly and stuff, then he put it back in.
I definitely died.
Paul was okay, he knows.
He was okay, and the mom, he said,
you know, if you touch it, the mom will reject it.
Not true.
Mom came back and fed him, and he was fine.
Wait, yeah.
He had a little spot.
Wait, so he popped the hoof back in?
He just ran over the hoof and that thing was,
but it didn't break. He ran over a lot more. He was like, no, it was just a factor. Wait, so he popped the hoof back in? He just ran over the hoof and that thing was, but it didn't break.
He ran over a lot more.
He was like, no, it's just a tractor.
Oh, well, they made it and break it?
I don't know.
Are you protecting your friend right now?
Yeah.
Well, this is what I think happened.
You're friend.
You ran over his hoof.
The thing clearly is compromised.
He was like, oh, fuck, dude.
He was like, put it back down.
And then the car, he's like, well, that's a crying baby dare.
We're going to eat him ass first in front of you, dude. And then the mom's going to be like, no, not my baby. And then I kill her well, that's a crying baby dare we're gonna eat him asked first in front of you
Dude and then the mom's gonna be like no, not my baby and then I kill her. That's what happened
Well, I would do as I go I'd go. I mean I love venison and I go well
Things hoof is all kinds of jacked up
bear seat
These guys coyote these guys Bob cats eat these guys
I'm part of the animal kingdom. I'll put them out as misery. I'll take them by his little nose in it
Just like that. Yeah
Yeah, you got that kind of strength to kill a baby dare with one half. Yes, he does I think we all do
They're so fragile. Do you see the video of the oh you're right?
They're the leopard there was like a baby gazelle
laying down and the cheetah came up went like or line whatever the fuck it was came up behind it
and like oh play dead no no it killed it like it killed the baby oh gazelle I thought you had
that you had a different story no no it's not just the circle of life I thought it was like a
cool thing to see but I watch these videos every day.
It's just like sitting in a...
No, I saw one deer, gazelle in Africa,
the lions were circular, whatever.
They're like attacking one,
and then the other one was going away,
and it just played dead.
Which I thought he was gonna eat and face first,
but they just really don't, yeah.
He played possum and then popped up and ran off.
They've had weird cases,
and it's, look this this up to him where the elk
Will be they'll be running our moose and the wolf pack will get it and it's a long chase and the what would the the
Elk will sit there and snow and it can't move it's done and the wolves just didn't are staring at it and they stare at each other and
For whatever reason all the wolves turn around and walk away
It's this death stare and then they decide so that he's gonna...
Oh, because they know he's gonna...
Sometimes they decide not to eat the fucking animal.
Really?
I read that of wolves in there.
They just wanted to kill the damn thing.
They don't know what it is.
They just think that it's a bad thing.
They just respect thing.
Yeah.
Maybe they're like, good fight, Doug.
How would you Google that exactly?
I don't know.
How big do those fucking wolves get?
I put wolves.
Wolves can be.
Yeah?
They're really big wolves. Now this might be a story that I read in a book that's not true.
See, that never happens.
You know what I mean?
That's fine.
I remember reading it going, what the fuck was that story?
Yeah, you were in a children's book.
I thought that would happen.
That's what I was going to say.
Because in the real life, those wolves gather around that.
And they eat the shit I'm asked first.
They eat the shit out of them.
They eat the shit out of them.
They eat the shit out of them. They eat the shit out of them. They eat the shit out of them. They eat the shit out of them. They eat the shit out of them. that uh... and they should have asked first that she was nuts off
confine the death star the death star
and i don't know i want to see
death star
you know any real
that might be
uh...
well look for later
uh... We'll look forward later. Yeah, it's right up. Other things. Yeah man, it's a walk away. Got a sketch in.
Tell me if I brought this up, or did we remember Brian saying
that guy that grabs people's nuts?
That's his power move and wrestling?
Do we watch that?
No, I watch that.
We try to find her, right?
Don't stop.
That's the wild go, right?
This guy's a weird guy.
We could never find the video though.
So I guess his name is Joey Ryan.
Joey Ryan.
Joey Ryan.
Is Moves the Dig Grab?
Yeah, so Joey Ryan's the guy I think on the...
He's like Chris Paul
Wait, so Joey Ryan's again the bottom actually. This is not gonna work super homo
He's all yeah
What a weird job. Oh, she's not even grabbing it there
What a weird job. Oh shit. He's not even grabbing it there.
God, is that my dad as a pro wrestler? My dad looks just like that. Oh shit! Oh shit, there's a new guy in town.
I was feeling like Wolverine versus Mars.
Bro, these were fucking dead, they're getting creative
Come on dude
For me, a light drink
Dude, hallowed garrison
But that's basically his move, the guy with the mustache is Joy Ryan
And that's his move
They probably get paid a lot of money, he's through Twitch
I don't know
I'll try to help them out, I'll try to help them out
This is kind of dumb that people are complaining about this,
but did you guys hear that people are complaining about
Adesanya for grabbing Victoria's ass
in the middle of a fight, they're like saying that,
oh, I can't believe that they're all K and LaGurlaff
and that he basically sexually assaulted us.
You're just gonna be right around.
It was really tough.
No one's really upset.
No one's upset.
No, no, no, it's like the local left where to be like who'd you stay after it.
Yeah, I mean holy fuck.
This is not that new but it's not a complex and that's cool. Yeah, some business guy white dude.
Oh shit, she bells polar opposite.
That Mario.
This is the real white mic.
That was it.
That was cool.
Yeah.
That's America right there, guys.
Makes me feel good.
I'll be new.
I was a head of eyes.
I was watching my stars sing two covers of various songs. You're super boy.
That doll. That doll. Rock climbing my size. Cool, dude. Yeah, I rock climb my
daughter covered. Cool, dude. Busy weekend. Took a bunch of herbs for my
cold. You had a busy week. This is the last one. So there's an NBC's slip-in
slide show. And I guess you had to be postponed indefinitely
because there was like an explosive diarrhea outbreak.
Between multiple people.
I don't know if they spelled their correct.
I know, yeah, it is.
Or maybe that's some different way to spell it.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Diorio.
Diorio.
Do they have video of this?
No, no, no.
They don't have the video of the outbreak?
They don't, but you know Rob Funches,
I guess he's supposed to be one of the hosts
for this show too. Rob Funches are Ron punches but apparently the water they're using
on the show somehow is not that clean so somehow yeah oh yeah that from bad water. So if it just gets into your mouth or if you touch it. Oh, dude. Oh, I told everyone got that real.
I'm like, I was just going down the slide.
That's how they make you want it.
Oh, and calls slip and thwack.
Yeah.
It's caught the infection.
That should hit your eyes.
Yeah, so if you touch it, it's a wrap.
Dude, clean water is, the fact that we figured out
a way to get parasites at the out of water
is one of the biggest advances in health care and history.
Like, you can't fucking drink just regular water
No did um
What was the water in Mexico? You're talking was it in Mexico anywhere in the world where you and you fuck with the ice or whatever
You're gonna get a Mimba a Jardia parasite whatever you get parasites
Yeah, and they work their way through your body. Yeah, people take my greatest right quick crazy touch sweet, bro
Those are diarrhea slushies. Yeah, and people you'll be throwing up and you'll be it'll be a problem for you
Yeah, it's a cute little get rid of that
Darius fun
Sometimes you need a little diary, man. Just let it all out. Yeah, hop sometimes. Yeah
You know, I'll rush. Yeah, when you have a colonoscopy, they may take this this stuff and it makes you die
Rea and then they stick a camera in your business. As a certain age you got to get those yeah 50 and then another five years
And then another five years. Oh, you got to get them all the time. What they say about your shooter
Clean as a whistle. How are you? Clean daddy's clean is a whistle.
That is good.
What they say about that old peach prostate.
Flat is a pancake.
That's not good, right?
No, I'm not.
You want a flat?
Flat is a pancake.
That's where they put the finger.
They don't do that anymore.
Now I can do it with like a blood test.
How to doctor do it?
Oh, you know, he put that thing in you.
Made no sense.
You got the doctor?
I was there and I was supposed to get a checkup for fighting and he put his big sausage
finger in my ass.
That's a motherfucker.
I said, they take K.Y.
And they put it all the way up in there, huh?
Yeah, I heard it.
And then I asked him if anybody else got it done, they went, no, but well, that's sexual
harassment.
I'm thinking about doing it.
You had them stick it up, you? Yeah, they do that. When you. I'm thinking about sewing. You've had them stick it up here?
Yeah, they do that.
When you start getting to be around 40.
I'm 34.
Yeah, yes, sometimes.
That's what we're doing, though.
Yeah, one of the other things.
That's what we're doing.
That's what you're fucking into.
I don't know.
Now we're all in the blood test and stuff.
Yeah, so they got a blood test.
I'll do the blood test for you.
You think they were killing a blood test a long time. I know. It's a finger you, stuff. Yeah, so they got a blood test. I'll do the blood test for you. You think they were killing a blood test a long time?
I know.
It's a finger you, babies.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, whatever.
It's not your finger.
You've never done any ear comb.
I've never done it before though.
I know you're free.
You have to get it.
I have to get it.
I have to get it.
They put that thing over you.
Yeah, and here's a problem.
You can't?
You can't clinch.
I don't know why I did this but I think
You're in
Like right away you're in stake when I get say you just clinch right so they're like you got a relax here You have to try to imagine relaxing as these putting and it's a he putting his finger all the way through your butt
Yeah, they try to feel around. Yeah, I prefer a hot
Yeah, not the hairy
You're gonna clench them out of one finger. You gotta clench them out of it. Yeah, when did you get it? I got a years ago
Yeah, just to test something in my stomach area. Yeah, I saw I should get it
Well, the for the prostate thing for sure. Yeah, okay, when you're 50, dude. But when did it start testing 40s?
50, 50, 50.
Well, I think the tester,
the colon cancer.
They started prostate like 40.
Yeah, colon cancer kind of stuff, they test earlier.
I wasn't like late 30s.
The colon cancer, they make you take,
like makes you shit everywhere, right?
Yeah.
Because I know my dad had a colonoscopy,
took the drink where he's,
it's supposed to clean out his colon.
Yeah.
Didn't realize that like he wasn't supposed to eat
after a certain time.
Eight went to the colonoscopy, the goner,
you ate to late, you like, you got to do it again.
So we had to do the whole process all over again.
Yeah. So I thought,
we got to be clean.
They knocked you under for colonoscopy?
Yeah.
Just stick a camera all the way up to our ass.
And then you wiggle, you like,
so colon cancer, and if you can take care of your cardiovascular
branch and your colon
You have a much higher chance of living a lot longer most people die from some kind of heart disease
And I guess colon cancers the number one and colon you don't know just too late. Yeah
It's hard to detect yeah pancreatic cancer too. You have no nerve
You just don't know by the time it's spread your fucked you old ticker
So and the ticker calcium and plaque build up and stuff
It's all that weird stuff that it's a good time with the dingaling. No, man
Oh
You call it
I was like what's this called what it is man a dingaling my bad listen listen up Albany come see me
I think I'm a bit. Listen, listen up.
Albany comes to me.
That's pretty sad.
I'm excited.
Funny, but I can't wait.
Oh, we have graphics for you guys.
Hold on, let's take a second.
Oh good.
And then I got one of my favorite clubs of all time,
Helium Comic Club.
Fill it up for you.
Is that full of fancy?
Can't it be?
I hope so, buddy.
Helium?
Helium June 25, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20,
27, that's a Sunday I'm doing.
I can't believe that, but I can't wait.
Healyam comedy club.
Big news, I am doing Rough House Fridays
starting the Poryate Conor McGregor fight
where I'm gonna basically have,
I'm gonna create odds for MMA betting,
talk about finding my favorite thing.
You're gonna create odds for it.
Yeah, well, I'm gonna have experts on
and I've got some great guests.
I'm gonna find out.
It's called Rough House Fridays. Nice. Tom McCormick and
It's gonna be a lot of fun. So I'll keep you guys posted people see see these dates
Well if they're listening they can't see it. Yeah, Pittsburgh. I'm off for a while Pittsburgh is July 22nd through 24th
August North Carolina 19th through 21st of August
September got a bunch of dates. We're right now. We just have Denver
Comedy works downtown Denver September 30th through October 2nd through the 21st of August. September got a bunch of dates, we're right now, we just have Denver,
comedy works, downtown Denver,
September 30th through October 2nd.
And hold up, super.
Oh, I got a little bit of a break too.
July 15th through the 17th, I'll be.
It's nice, huh?
A little bit.
Yeah, nice have a little break.
Temonium, Maryland, Mugubi's, Joe Kaus,
and then I'm excited for Braya, California,
August 26th, just a one-nighter
I went to
Maybe I'll come with you to that all you you ain't got a poke like that. Yeah, slow down on the poke
So down the poke yeah, you could do that to him all day. That's y'all thing
I'm fighting
Let's fight you
Damn, she's probably feisty today. Let's fight you.
I'll take care of you.
Oh my god.
He's got some words about your form now.
Yeah, you don't want to box me, brother.
Anyways, oh, we can if you want.
I don't want to watch you guys, bud.
Can you do it in not showing me?
I'll box you.
You're at a little box.
I'm not going to talk to you about it.
I'll box you guys.
Tell me.
I'll do some more expiring.
How much you want?
Enough to hit your heart, bud. Who's it? Whoa. I used to be guys, tell me. I'll do some more expiring, how much you want? Enough to hit you hard, I'm not losing.
Whoa, what's that?
I use it for harder.
I'll spark my older brother and we hit hard, he's 200 pounds.
So I think I'll be able to,
I think he's in his 20s.
I'm just watching him.
I was joking when I said that.
Now you got a new battle.
That man right there.
I'm watching you spar.
It's good.
I've watched both of you spar, and I don't see it.
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