The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 704

Episode Date: July 3, 2021

Brendan and Bryan talk Bry's trip to Europe tonight, Brendan's Jon Lovitz "beef" story,  flying cars, Tom Segura on Steven Seagal, a hot female correctional officer getting it on with an inmate, a shark jumping out of water to bite a parasailor, anime, boba and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So you live tonight at 8 p.m. That's right. That's right. Now you're gone to Europe. You're gone for two weeks. I'm gone for two weeks. I'm going to Europe. Nowadays with COVID is a situation. It's still pretty locked.

Especially anyone's still pretty, pretty tough. Everything is locked down. You got to have, so when you, you, before you go, you have to have a negative COVID test. Then you have to schedule a COVID test for two days after that. Then you have to schedule another COVID test for eight days after that. Then you have to schedule another COVID test for eight days after that. Okay. And it doesn't matter if you're going to go to before you get on the plane. Yeah. Now, now if you, you know, that doesn't matter if you're going,

then you say, wait, guys, I'm going to France though after that. They go, oh, we don't care. You got to sign up and pay the state of the racket. And then you have, when you go to France, a different rule. Now you got to have a vaccine card. You understand have when you go to France a different rule now You got to have a vaccine card you understand so you got to show that you know you don't get the French after a vaccine or you don't Who knows they are it's random is it worth it be do you need to go this back? Listen You're not if it's worth it, but you know what I'm saying you could just wait a year

I get to see my boy you know this completely To this completely. Your boy's not going anywhere. He's not going anywhere. How old is he? He's my age. He's not going anywhere. You get away to year. Yeah. Yeah.

No, there's a lot of things you could wait for. Yeah. You could wait, you know. I'm not good at vacation. No. Because everything stops. And, you know, when you love what you do, it is what it is.

I'm doing, you know, I'm, you know, in Philly in front of front of a you know a packed crowd. There's nothing better than that. There's nothing better than that You know there's three days you have to do all the hoops and stuff right now the only work that is involved is Is that playing and God forbid a shuttle fucking God shut all these slip my fucking throat. I'll pay so much money Nothing but get a little like a it when I get on the shuttle. Oh You got it hurts. What are you? Oh my god? What Kate? You got help you with that But Lisa or you know what's you mean? Hey, I'm gonna how long is the flight to live now? So you're wearing a mask for 11 hours sir now that's an issue to now

I'm gonna try to what I'll try to do is hold a bottle open a whole time No, they get they get they get privy to it. They know what's up pretty right eventually There's three new pretty mask. Yeah, cuz they know what you're trying to do. Yeah, that's my I got a little That's my M.O. I usually hold a dry and I'm gonna see cup of coffee and sit. I'll hold it here Yeah, no about an hour or two hours like, so do you need to put your mask on. Some people have no problem wearing a mask. Some people prefer it. I, I feel claustrophobic.

Oh, I can't breathe. I can't eat this. So hot. I see people working out with a mask. Yeah, I'm not. That's amazing. And they're happy to have. My girls sign up this new gym in its orange 30.

And they have classes for people with masks and people without masks. So if you come at noon, it's all masks. Come at one, there's no mask. How insane is that? Yeah, well, then nothing made me more uncomfortable when I have a waiter who would have two masks on and the visor and the visor was foggy

because it was hot. Oh, dude. I mean, like, ha ha ha. Jesus Christ, I'm gonna tip the shit out of you. What, Jen, why is there a skateboard in here? Oh, that's my Remember Shepel Lacey that music video. Yeah, I just use it one time So I'm just gonna give it away to somebody so I'm gonna make a video. Oh, you're gonna give the skateboard away. Huh, I can shave so I won't use it but

And there's nothing like and I do judge anyone in their 30s 40s with a skateboard. That's why I'm giving away. I remember when skateboards had the big wheels, the big polyurethane wheels. Now they're all thin wheels. Slime balls. And I don't feel like skateboard technology has changed. And I owe it. Since the set. I mean, there's those electric ones. You see those?

The one big wheel. Well, I've seen the hoverboards that actually... I've never seen one in person. I've never seen one in person. I saw some girl eat shit yesterday on a bird. Oh boy, yeah. Eat shit and I saw her dad yelling at her. Because dad was on the bike, she was on the bird.

Yeah. She ate shit so bad her shoes came off. And I pulled over to see what was going on. Oh boy. That guy. Yeah. So then he'd ride or whatever. Yeah, it's the need a ride or whatever And she ate shit more people you fucked up on birds and that's all wait, what look at these things? That's a real Hovercraft this one's a real one. Yeah, this was in New York. Okay. I saw I saw a video

Oh, that's green goblin basically The son spider man villain green goblin the spider man villain green goblin the the fight our man villain green got the spot on man villain green god The spot of man villain that's loud. Oh my god. It sounds like a lawnmower That's why it's not like a hoverboard. It's like a giant helicopter that you're writing what UPS is gonna Yeah, that's it. I thought there was that hoverboard like back to the future and they actually had those. That was a fake one, uh, fake video. Oh, really? I saw a video of a guy, uh, car. Oh, yeah.

Like driving that transitions and it gets wings and gets, that was a lot of, no, that was real. That's over in Europe somewhere. Why? I think it's Slovenia. I told you mean clop out of buddy who a guy, I't say is who invested in higher signing bonus he played in that fell his entire entire entire signposts in a flying car no he didn't this was 10 years ago I said he'd go for

well he's got to talk to him about that we thought it was smart yeah well it's a future dude well you would think it is but then you get into the like real like fly zones like you can't fly over the city like it's gonna be a nightmare. See me a nightmare. Also with these particular cars you're gonna need a landing strip it's not something where you can just hover your way down. Yeah it's flying into your fucking garage like Rick and Morton.

Yeah you would need to be able to land it on a strip. A buddy of mine can be fucking fun though. Yeah. Would you want one, me. Fucking fun though. Yeah. Would you want one? Yeah. Hell yeah, fly. Oh my God, the freedom. Dude, if I had like real money,

I would helicopter everywhere. I would too. You know, Bill Burr, like flies at helicopter, like just the fuck around. I'm scared everywhere. Helicopters are just too scary. No, but I put in like the 10,000 hours of learning how to do it and then I would just bank on myself. Then if he dyes on you. So I don't want to knock his somebody else.

Mechanical failures though. It happens. Yeah. It does, but you know what? People live in helicopters and don't die. You know what I mean? That's true. Like pilots and it's actually just as rare as anything else. You just got to sometimes it's going to happen. And you know, Kobe Bryant didn't have, you know, apparently the pilot, they were like, this is a bad day to fly. And you know, Kobe Bryant didn't have, you know, apparently the pilot, they were like, this is a bad day to fly. And it's Kobe Bryant. But the problem is the pilot work for Kobe Cozy. I don't give a fuck. We're flying. He's like, you're Kobe Bryant. We're flying. That's what happened.

And he's like, well, it's very foggy. And I can't see the mountains. He went, I will figure it out. And then they didn't figure it out. And you won't figure it out. And I drive by that mountain all the time. Do you really? Oh yeah, it's a kelvassus. Ah, tragic. Yeah, it's such a shame. Seon disaster. Desire that's tragic. That's tragic. Such a disaster.

It's gonna ask you a question about Sump, Sump, and I can't remember. Somebody sent me a video of Buster Keaton, the Charlie Chaplin's, the stunts that mother of God was doing. He's a real badass. It's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my fucking life. Did you hear the Franklin Tarantino talk about,

have you listened to it yet? No. God, it's good to listen out. I got the book. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. But he was talking about how the stunt guy's hated Bruce Lee. He was known as a dick.

Wow. No stunt guy liked Bruce Lee. Really? He was an asshole. Because he would throw real kicks and real, I guess he calls it tapping it that means when you tag him when you're really hitting people and Bruce Lee would do it all the time so that's done guys like I don't want to fucking work with him so nobody wanted to work with him wow yeah you know the Steven Seagal does that apparently he'll

he'll really hit guys yeah I'd be more about Bruce because he knows a shit yeah um Steven Seagal when are you saying you would, you would be a guy? I'd like Steven's a coffee, open up on you. No, dude, have you seen him lately? Hey, have you, hold up. Have you ever seen Thompson Girls bit on Steven's so gone? Not. Bro.

I think it's from one of his Netflix specials. If you're just typing in Thompson Girls, Steven's a golf dude, it is fucking hilarious. It's so fucking good. Look how heavy Tom is there, dude. I'm so good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, I'm a good, that. I know, I saw this. That Steven Segal is out of his fucking life. I'm alive. I also didn't know that. He has a show. It's not a script a show.

It follows. You remember this, it seems a show. Steven Segal and every episode. So watch clips of this on YouTube. And in the camera and saying, I don't know if you knew this or not, but for the last 20 years, I've been a cop. You're like, what did you just say?

I thought you'd been making shitty movies for last month. You watch the show, he has the most unlikeable quality in a human being, which is that he is an expert in everything. Literally, it's so spot on. He's like, that's a shit zoo boxer, how in the mix right there? They're like, how do you know that? He's like, I've been working with dogs for like 35 years.

Then a helicopter flies by. He's like, that's an HUB 106. And they're like, how do you know that? And he's like, I'm flying helicopters. They're like 47 years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Then he does the thing though that everybody does, who knows something about everything. Everybody has a friend, no matter what you're doing. They know the history of it all. They know every topic, every fucking fact of your eating dinner. They're like, you know, forks are from the Roman time. And they would sculpt them out of bark.

And you're like, you shut the fuckks are from the Roman time and they would sculpt them out of bark and you're like, you shut the fuck up So Gaul will do that too, but you know he's making it up He'll be like, you know, they also call that helicopter a skippy and they're like, why he goes listen to it He's so good. It just blows my mind. It really does. That everybody in this room, everybody, has this real world possibility in their lives.

All of us, we could go tonight, if we wanted to, tonight. You could go to Louisiana, you could start a fight in a bar. And there is a real world possibility that Steven Segoff will arrest you. Isn't that insane to you? I've lost sleep over this shit. I mean, that's crazy. That's literally like if you leave here and you roll

through a stop sign and then Sylvester Stallone is like, eh, roll it down and you're like, get the phone out of here. You work here? He's my passion, yeah. It's my passion. Is he Adrian or something? No. It's nuts. You have to watch this show. He panders to every group according to race knowing full well. There's a camera crew. It's so true. You give a shit.

If your wife is like, how's it going? All right. Yeah. And then the black people, he's like, what's up? Cause. And they're like, hey, what's up? I'm holding you down. It's so hot if you need something.

Okay. And then to all Latino Spanish speaking people, he insists on speaking horrifically broken Spanish, even if they start the conversation in English. If they're like, hey, yeah, I call 911. Thank you for coming. And the thing is, he's like, oh, la. Mucho queso. I think my English is way better than your Spanish man. He's like, no, gracias.

And then to all Asian people, he bows. Regardless. If you're Asian and you cross Steven Segal's path and you sit and they go, hey I was born here you dick like you don't have to do that. He's like, sorry I'm doing martial arts for like 85 years. Just no effort just that good such a beast. God damn that's a real comic in general. Tom? Just kidding, Tom. When I first met him, we were on the road with the road.

And I would just watch him barely move and crush room. Crush, like there's no pulling rabbits out of hats. Just kind of almost like I just woke up from a nap and now watch me destroy them. He's a beast and he does it all, he builds his hour on the road. He's not like a guy that goes to the store and he's like, the story does it all in the road.

Yep, all in the way. But he was like a guy that goes to the store and he's got the story, does it all on the road. Yep, all on. But he was talking about what I did, two bears, one cave. I think it comes out next week, two weeks. And he's talking about how he got his first start. He won a contest in Irvine, a comedy contest to do two minutes with Rogan and Charlie Murphy.

Really? So he hosted that and he's like, dude, what are you doing, fucking two minutes? Yeah. So he said he goes up there, does two minutes and cross for his two minutes and then they brought him on again And then in another city and then afterwards Rogan was like dude, you're really funny I'm gonna hit you up and use you and he's like I've heard that all the time says he's okay Rogan and then Charlie Murphy's saying I'm also gonna use you and then you have to watch the episode He's talking about how the Charlie Murphy manager hated them so it never happened, but then Rogan started using them

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on the night. I was what I always say is if you want to get ahead just become on the night But just be really fucking good. Tom's the guy told time it made him on come by tones He's my north star, right? Like he started his own network. He's you know, he got big off his comedy specials Like he's one of the few comics who got big off comedy specials. Like Sebastian, like just funniest fuck. There's three of him in Sebastian. I mean, obviously Sebastian's a fucking mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom,

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name close amazing Tommy's the biggest yeah monster well he's just undeniable some people are that funny and he's multi-talented he can just you know just talk business man too yeah yeah and he knows his fucking cars he's multi talented he can just you know just talk business man too yeah yeah and he knows this fucking cars he does not mean he knows this cars he does a GT4 I think it's a RS is at your car not how dare you no he actually wound up him to it he's like you and I was like I have a GT2 no he is the GT4 which is like the smaller version right they're monsters they're cool they're just too small for me. They're too small. Too small.

You can't fit in them. I could. Now you'll drive a car. You don't, where do you go from that car? Where do you go? My car? Yeah. I mean, as far as like race car, there's nothing you can do.

You can change the color on it. That's about it. I drove a Porsche. It was a Porsche Turbo. When? It was a long time ago, my friend had Arnold Schwarzenegger's Porsche that he had traded in. So he goes, I got a surprise for you coming, thought I'd be like, wow.

Well, driving that thing in first and second gear in Los Angeles was, it was like, eh! 405, six speed, be a nightmare. But the new turbos, the new turbos, then, they're so fucking fast. Really? They're insane. They can pop.

Yeah. But it's all trip topic now There's no like you can get a GT3 touring in six speed and they what's crazy is California was the only state that made He'll legal to have a six-speed GT3 Because it's okay some because he's a fucking moron and also because the guys you know by the way But how many are there six of them so now you're like protecting the environment like what are we doing here? But also like real like me my brother time I was we both want the new GT3 touring You just buy it and fucking Vegas register as an automatic here

If the cop pulls you over you'd have to be a cop who's really in tune with cars like That is six feet. Oh man. Yeah, by the way, and he probably even then he like I know this is awesome Yeah, he's not gonna fuck with you But I would eat cuz I think they wanted to fucking ban the six-speed torrent Well, what if they come up with an electric car? That is and have they come up in electric car that blows that away? Speedwise for all those elected. I'm talking about I don't I don't acknowledge them But what about on the track, man? I mean those those

plaid Teslas are fucking monster and there's other like cars. So you, that still doesn't matter to you. You like an engine. It doesn't count. They don't count. They don't count. Really?

It's like those YouTube fights. They don't count. Yeah, they're fighting. They don't count. No, no, the real car, the mechanic. Because you got to be like shifting gears and all that. How long have you been doing it with gas, man?

You know, I just don't, they don't count. Yeah. And you need, you do like a stick. Love it. Because that way you can do that. Feel everything. Feel like you're actually, you're physically driving, huh? Well, you know what I find weird though?

J-gos of those car like shows. Yeah. And there's one of the biggest ones is Malibu every Sunday. The big J-letters there, Seinfeld, the biggest one. What I don't get is when these older rich gentlemen pull up and including the ones J goes to in California or Colorado He goes all the every week. Yeah when they pull up and they have this weird arrogance like they built the car Yeah, you have nothing to do with the quality

Standing outside of it performance of that car, but you're posted up, like you hand-built that thing. Well, I see those guys, they got a little bit of a cut, they're wearing the jacket that matches the car. No, those are, so this is what's funny. So there's groups, right? It's like larping, there's groups. Yeah, so...

Already embarrassed, by the way, when I see that. There's a group, I appreciate it, but there's a group. So if it's, and Jay had tie this, and I must be entering. So there's different genres of So if it's in Jayatay this, and I must be entering. So there's different genres of groups in these car groups. So if you go by the Porsche group, they're all friendly, pretty hard working. There's no like billionaires in the group.

Like Porsche's a real man's car. Yeah, and I have a theory about that. It's in line six. It's more about substance, right? And that is much about it's performance and we know our cars reliable. We're not asshole. German engineering. It's impossible, it's the best of that. We about it's performance and we know our cars reliable. Like we're not asshole. German engineering. It's impossible. It's the best of the best. We know it's not

my car. It's not that flat. It's not that flat. You got to know cars to know that's a monster. Which why have the GT2? It looks, you know, crazy. But if you don't know cars, people, yeah, barely. I get more like thumbs up from my defender than I do the GT2. That's right. The normal cars. Yeah. So the Porsche group, they're all together. They're talking about, oh, I did this or I'm doing this to the car. And I did this, got this. And then there's like the, at the McLaren, similar, but the real ballers. So the McLaren group, they're very expensive, even more expensive.

Yeah. More expensive. They're all together. But they're nice guys. But everyone sticks together in the cross-pollinate McLaren and Porsche. Then there's the Lamborghini. Lamborghini the Lamborghini Lamborghini. I can already be a little older, or slipper worst, Gucci slipper out of shape, not keto.

If you go, hey, what's under the hood? They have no clue. They have no clue. And their ears all sleek back like mine. That's right. Yes. That's right. I see you like a Gucci Vass. I roll like that. They probably don't even know the model. Just the name Lamborghini. I've seen that too. I've seen that too. I've seen that too. I've seen that too. I've seen that too. I've seen that too. I've seen that too. I've seen that too. I've seen that too.

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If you went to their house, if you go to a Porsche guys house, the furniture is modern. It's not wasted space. The furniture is comfortable and it's solid. If you went to a Lamborghini owners house, I promised the chairs would have the swirly wood design. It'd just be a lot. And they would have lots.

It's expensive. It's expensive, but they don't know why they got it. They're wearing Gucci, even though it doesn't match or fit their stuff. They're wearing it because it has the Gucci logos on it. Gaudi gold jewelry. It's a weird class of art, guys. Now, it's just different.

Now, what about... Now, for us, kind of in the middle. That's right, it's in the middle. Yeah.. Now, it's just different. Now, what about... For Ruy is kind of in the middle. That's what I was gonna ask. Ruy is in the middle. Yeah. Because they are beautiful works of art. Oh, yeah. Swarge's talent goes to the best. Anybody doesn't love Ferrari.

I'm not even a car guy and I appreciate a Ferrari. A 488 or like a piece that F12, the 812 super fast. The station wagon looking one, I don't understand. If you're gonna have a Ferrari. The lihezel. Yeah, but if you're gonna have a Ferrari. Delia has a one. Yeah, but if you're gonna have a Ferrari. If you have a kid though, Dada, you have a kid. The car's these in the back.

Really? That's why you got it. Oh, is that right? Yeah. You want to be a fucking hot dad summer? Drive that fucking station wagon. I feel like that's a terrible thing. No, I think you don't think I think it looks sick.

I don't like see. No, I think the end of that car doesn't belong on a fucking Ferrari. It just looks like somebody was like, what'd you do? you put them on the wrong conveyor what the fuck now? We got the back you know, it looks like and as you be back with a it's bullshit if you're gonna have a Ferrari How that back that beautiful tailpiece you need a tailpiece on your Ferrari? I'm not mad at that. That's for a dad mobile maybe, but I mean it's so if you really want to get a dad mobile you get the E63 AMG the four-door dad wagon

The Lambo truck's not a little bit of fuck boy dad car Yeah, that's a that's a 400,000 Here's the condom you should get a used one because Lamborghini's don't hold their value unless one the special ones But the here's the thing with kids that you don't think about Christian so like my defender I can open up and and when I get my bronco, I can open up and hose down. Hose down, no problem. Wow.

You might, dude, I'll give my son ice cream or something in the back. There's gummy bears from two years ago back there. There's chocolate ice cream all over the seat. Yeah, I don't care. Sunday I'll go spray it down. You have a Lamborghini or you get that fucking pass in Martin Leather, dude.

Nightmare. It's nightmare. Not for children. I mean, you know, it's not for children. Just the kids. Yeah. And the kids, it's in, they're walking stains. It's impossible not to fuck up.

I'll, they'll get in the car without food in my, and I'll look back and I'm like, what are the problems? I'm like, why don't you take his shoes and just kick the back of my chair? With his dirty feet. Of course This the defenders are like whatever dude. I guess it works Yeah, the defenders that car I've always wanted because it's I've seen the interior of that new one

Oh, yeah, yeah, you can close it down. Yeah, well, I looked at them too You can hose it down and you can have your dog. It's like a real truck. Yeah, we're not the worry The bronca to the bronca on me at the the door It's not gonna have doors are top. I mean fucking spray it down It's gonna be great. Yeah, that's nice Yeah, when you don't like you get that lambo or you get like that fucking royals Royce or something with kids Are you kidding? I mean tough like you take some gummy worms and like for whatever reason like hide some and Then obviously forgets and then where we live it gets a 120 degrees

So it like my seats are like fucking super glued from fucking gummy worms, dude. I had to, I don't know, fuck, I'll hose it down. Yeah, but if you have the money, you could always just pay to get it detailed and cleaned and stuff. If I have the money for Lamborghini truck, I'm taking care of that.

Like I'll get it cleaned all the time. I had dinner with kiddos, man. You're seeing a different tune with kiddos, man. John Lovis shows up. I got to dinner, right? John Lovis. Yeah, and we have dinner and he's a, he's in a jacket and he's got this very expensive and he looks at me he goes I came in a Rolls Royce and I go I thought he was joking I go you did he goes yeah he's so funny

and he looks over there and I look at his brand new Rolls Royce it was the SUV or the it was like it was the car and then I sat in it after we had dinner he made me laugh the whole dinner he's fucking hilarious just saying things. It's worth being. Well, I'm very rich. Do you remember when me and him had that weird tiff? You remember that? You don't remember that?

No. Years ago, and this one I was like, oh fuck, I don't think I don't fuck around. Fans don't. Years, I did five, six years ago. My mom, she's never seen me do stand-ups. She came to see me do a set at the laugh factory, and she saw John love it.

Oh, I remember this. She's John love, doesn't know who my fucking promise. But my mom, the reason I have so understanding at life is that was our thing as a kid. We never miss that in life for like, fucking 10 years. Every Saturday. So she sees them, freaks out, but she's across street and she goes, John, and he went like,

ugh, whatever, my mom was so pissed and embarrassed. So she told me, I'm like, what the fuck? So then I was pissed. I'm like, no, hey John, today he's so nice. She's out of town, yeah, that's what he fucking blew me off. I'm like, what the fuck? So I go on the podcast on that phone Monday, and I'm like, John loves to do this.

Didn't think anything of it. Remember John reached out to you, he was like, what the fuck, I'm gonna blow up. I'm gonna all these hate on social media, man, from Brennan's fans. I'm like, what? Yeah, remember that? I knew.

And he called him, really? We called him. Because John is the kind of guy who's, he's like, how do we know? I'm so funny. He doesn't know. He was like, how do we know? He was going to a set.

He's like, I get it. And he's like, I know, I know. I know what I'm right here. But even that, he'll be silly I don't know. People say, I don't know, Dave. He was going to a set. He's like, I get it. And he's like, I ain't done. Yeah, I'm not all right. But even that, he'll be silly about, you know. Maybe some of the donut shop. Oh yeah. Yeah, he tried to fight us. He got into a karate stance.

He was like, when he started that, he started like, from the donut, started like, what do you do in the end punching out of us? Yeah. He's like, I practice karate now. He's looking at you. He's like, he's fucking funny. I got sat in that car though.

That car is handmade, that Rolls Royce. It's a museum's so fucking funny. I got sat in that car though. That car is handmade, that rolls Royce. It's a museum. I don't know what I do in that car because I'm afraid of, but everything is every detail. It's not for me. I don't like those on more of a Bentley guide, but that stereo's got something to say though.

Yeah, they're great. Yeah. Oh, there he goes. He puts podcasts link in there. That's not how it works. That's basically, no. So that's cool. That's hilarious.

That's basically what he works now. He's the only one. He's the only one. He's how Larry is. That's basically the only guy. With my friend. I love it. Here with my friend, Kendra Wilkinson. Hello, Kendra. Hello, John. I'll be performing at the West Palm Beach Improv. Yeah, February 8th, 9th and 10th. Oh my god. That's January 2018. So he's not been posted. I'll say it in post-lite. He's a mover, dude. Yeah, that's 2018's last one I look at this terrible picture of his dog. He's just old He has a dog bed and his dog comes with him everywhere. Yeah All right

That's a legend A legend didn't he used to have a Jesus Christ? He was lucky gal my great pal. Good on lucky gal Didn't he used to have a comedy club out here? He did for a while and then I think he got in bezzled at somebody in bezzled I think somebody took stole money was stealing money and he was like What's going on here? And here close. Oh, you mean he's not the best but Jesus Yeah, all right to get around all right. Who is that? You know when it's just a recording artist, apparently.

All right. Well, of course I was. I'll listen. I'll listen. Yeah. Do you see how many, you probably didn't see. Do you see how many people are pissed, little nozzaks at the BT Awards,

the Kista guy in stage? You did? And parents, especially the right, it's fucking I rate about it. Really? Yeah. You're influencing our kids. It's either one of the things that rodeo.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but he came out as gay. Which is not easy in still in the black community. In hip hop? Yeah, it's still, it's a pretty conservative. Well, my thing is, is if you're gonna get mad at little Nas X, you gotta pick your poison here is is if you're gonna get mad at little naz x you like you got to pick your poison here because you know if you get mad little naz x doing gay stuff with she's a gay man and that's his right to do

it's two on twenty one so if you're worried about little naz x influence in your kids but you'll let them listen to rap or the time about murdering and selling drugs and kill people that's okay okay so there's a lot of gain is going on there though that the whole thing was basically men around him. He's a gay man. Yeah, yeah. I mean, and then Madonna tweeted out, what did she tweet out like I did it first?

Yeah, she drew some gay women. Of course she's a girl. Of course, Madonna. It was more of like a cry for attention rather than her trying to say. Madonna, that's crazy. Rare when she photoshopped her face on another girl? She gave it to the girls' body? No, the girl came out.

I was like, this is my body. No way. You can see why we're here after two bucks. She's telling a part to show our group. It's so fucking true. It's just a whole thing. And that didn't really cause an uproar when Madonna British is.

We're just like, I ate two hot chicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, then. I don't know. It is what it is. Oh, this is it here. All right. He goes pretty hard.

Oh, well, that's a real kiss there. Yeah. I mean, by the way, if you got a kid and you're going deep, your bump slap and hard like that, you're really kissing. I can get why people would be like, I mean, like, even if it's a girl guy, it's a little, it's a little pornographic. I don't know.

I'm like, yeah. But my daughter is the E-T-O-R-S-E-T. My daughter is 13. She knows every word to wet ass pussy. Yeah. I have a problem with that. But I also gave up. I'm also like, I give up.

I thought, you can't stop it. What the fuck am I gonna do now? You know you took the internet took everything away from me including the sacred space between my daughter She was fucking singing every word and I'm sitting there like this like you know what I could do about that I can do about as much I was basically a cow chewing grass just long Don't I'll just be over here chewing my code because I can do nothing as a father to fucking I'm gonna back you I'm fucking done Anime and then she's an anime these could cure their middle kids. Oh, well not like that anime is like well

My favorite is Toto Roki. He killed his parents because so he's an anti hero and and he also cuts himself because he I'm like the fuck is going on It's the dark anime yeah well there's different types of anime so it's really up to what the specific person likes sounds like your daughters into like the darker it's so her friends okay and they sit around until she runs with the weird posse they listen to wet ass They're all put in tears like a cusser wrist. I don't know if it is. Yeah, it is. It is. It is the whole one. The cool tickle of life.

It is my daughter, her friends. Yeah. They're all women. I don't know, man. Bro, I'm telling you, I'm telling you, girls in middle school, that first of all,

they know everything because they have the internet, okay? Second of all, they are like, she's like, yeah, and then she's talking about androgynous Japanese assassin boys, and I don't have anything in common with that. And what happens is, what's hard for you,

you got little kids, so you can cuddle and talk and everything, what's gonna happen is that you are gonna find yourself in a situation with your children where you have zero in common. Boys might be a little different. The kids will be athletes. Girls are... But they're also into what I'm into.

Listen, my daughter is in the war. She's a jock. She loves LaCrosse. She's obsessed with LaCrosse. She watches D1 Women's LaCrosse. Makes me watch it. She's got opinions. She's always practicing.

I get it. But there's a... Can't even relate to LaCrosse? You're not. I can. But I'm saying, there are just that that the internet brings into her life and you will have fuck all to do with it. Watch this.

So she always says, y'all. And what I realize is that instead of saying she says, y'all, because you guys is gender specific. So she's being gender sensitive. Correct. Yeah, bro. And you're like, because she was reading fantasy novels and they have a large queer presence in fantasy novels

So she's like reading this stuff and she's like well these girls are kissing so she then what does she do? She goes to YouTube and goes down that rabbit hole and now she's a trans activist. She is a trans I don't know man. You're asking me questions. I don't want to answer right now. I believe she's in the boys She's not in anybody. She doesn't seem like she's gotten that stage yet. She's going, this is going on. Oh, Road, you know, I'm not saying a bad Road. She's doing whatever I want.

You're being going on a Road. You're being antagonistic to me right now. I was like, you're not just going on the, no, I got it, no, we got it. We got it, we got it, no, I know. We got it, we got it. Whoa, 13 and I'm done. No, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Nope, I'll get shit got it. We got it. I know 13 and I'll get shit for it now listen up. Here's the thing you fucker. I don't know what's going on All I'm saying is they grow up way too fast with the internet day

Yeah, I have nothing to do. It's things up. Yeah, because you're not there when they're on TikTok and going down the different rabbit holes That they're going down, but I just know that she will not read jk rally anymore because apparently jk rallying is uh... trans hope and i'm like no she's not and i don't know what to say about so i see how about what you have you heard the the lyrics to wet house pussy to have it's outrageous no

the whole thing is fucking crazy when in her inner friend they just know I'm like you can't sing that in the car You can't sing that in my back seat when I'm driving you can't do it and they I got to set the no they're just doing it because it's Bad yeah, like like with little nots little nots in w a and snoop dog when we're kids my my nine-year-old is listening to low nots Low nos is is because we have the streaming so he hits it low nots that song Uh, coke can now man. I'll call him by your name. Yeah It's like Is it a club? Materials? Yeah, yeah This one yeah coke can with the video where he's like like he's giving Satan a lot of

Laptop I want to fuck you and I want to do coke and all that and I'm like my my nine year old is like I love this song I'm like I can't I can't do this. I caught it bad yesterday hit me in place And be on wow I'm gonna catch a romantic talk in blah. You're cuter enough to fuck with me tonight Looking at the table all I see is weed and white baby you live in the life, but Cocaine and drinking with your friends you live in the dark live in right cocaine and drinking with your friends you live in the dark well I cannot pretend I'm not face only here to sin if even this is a day man scene actually good fucking lyrics by the way but are you and no are you in I'm 54 or 9 year old I just go on the 9 year old to be like

play that song again but is he in anybody else or is he in anybody else or? Is he in anything else? Yeah, he's in the other stuff, bro. He's in the hard rock. That's what he likes most of all. Yeah, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes hard rock. I didn't know he loves Led Zeppelin, ACDs. No, no, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes,

and that's fun. No, he likes hard rock too. He likes hip-hop and hard rock. And then I can't talk to him when he's listening to music It's in the back seat and I'm like, how was your day? You just don't talk to me right now. I'm grooving the music So he would rather We're very similar. He and I said that problem. I talked to myself, right? I'm I'm never there, right and I'm we're driving never present

And then we're driving and and I and I realized that I'm fucking having my own conversation. Is he president school though? Sorta like I was. The answer's no. Yeah. And then I look in the back seat and the motherfucker's talking himself just like me and I was like, wow. And then I call it like in your own world. He goes, yep. Literally my favorite thing to do. I'm like, all right, well my kid's gonna be just like me and I hope he can navigate the world. So let's see what happens It's how to stay by the way. How about this stand-up comedy that motherfucker is it's so weird to see your little your clone All he does is make his friends laugh

That they're everyone of them. They're like he's hilarious. They all want to be around him because he's he that's he lives to make people laugh And he's got a pretty sophisticated sense humor. He does characters. He's so it's weird when other parents just Let shit slide like my kid does just and there's one kid who just he doesn't listen to dads like yeah I was just like I'm like yet that's fine, dude But fucking get the kid in line. Do yes like or why bring him? Yes, if he's not gonna do what other kids doing why bring him I believe in discipline like that I have to I mean or don't come.

But a lot of people, but a lot of parents don't. There's a school of thought that kind of says, it's like two ways of thinking, right? The two schools of thought, one is, like, and it's actually kind of a conservative, liberal kind of mindset. So like, if you ever think about conservatives, they're like, we need law and order.

You gotta have law and order, and you gotta have rules, church, and all that stuff. Because what happens is, if you let people just do their thing They'll be fucking in the streets and shooting everybody and liberals tend the other the that mentality is like wait a minute That's all restriction you put the religious restriction. Let me let me breathe and be a little yeah, yeah Well, yeah, but some people are either one side of the other man And it just depends on if you think people, I think it just depends on the person.

Some people don't need change. Other people need some fucking, they need some guys. They need some guys. Yeah, the shit that's good for you? Like I have this joke where it's like, when you're young, if it feels good, you're like, this is the truth.

Let's move in together. Who needs money? We have each other. When you're older and something feels good, you're like, the fuck is the cat? What's going on? Who's paying for this, you know? And that's really true?

You don't trust things that are that feel good because there's got to be a price to pay. Do you watch dark anime cat and that weird shit? No, my sister does though. I never really got into anime. I'll watch some here and there if I'm in the room with her But she's more of the anime geek anime is a young thing, right? Yeah I want to say it's like necessarily that of a younger thing. I think a lot of people older were into anime but it was a secret because it wasn't cool back in the day. Now anime is cool so everybody's into anime. Yeah, but it's a classroom of assassins.

Yeah. She's fucking watching. I think it's called assassination class. Yeah, but what's the difference between that and comic book nerds? Right. No, it's nothing. But it's pretty, what is this now? The most common mantra categories.

Demographics. Codomo. Which I don't know. Children under about 10. Yeah, well my daughter's into the assassins. I don't know which one's the assassin's. I don't show you. And she's into anti-heroes, not heroes.

And she can tell you what an anti-hero is. Is anti- hero villain? It's a type of villain. He kills people, he kills people. It's like Dexter. He's an anti hero. Yeah, he's been destroyed. He's a hero of like, he's a bad guy.

Yeah. Well, he's been so destroyed as a kid that now he's, his darkness has to find an outlet. That's how he kills. He kills. Yeah. That man is an anti hero. Like those types of people.

Yeah. The dark night. I love That man is anti-hero. Like those types of people. Yeah. Yeah. The dark night. I love comic books as a kid growing up. Mm-hmm. I loved them. Yeah. So I guess similar.

It's whatever you fuck with comic books now. Whatever you do. You don't see a lot of comic books stores. No, not how. I see a lot of them. I do what driving off Venture the other night or last night taking my synoditsu, we're driving back. I saw a spy store.

I wanted to take a picture and be like, how much money does this fucking play? Yeah. Money over a hundred dollars a month. Yeah. Well, spy gear like glasses. The camera. I remember that. People buy that stuff. I don't know. You know, there's their guy. I was asked to in my friend of mine just to found this out. I don't know if I told you this. And he was asked to invest in, well, there was this guy who had this idea and it was like the uber for private eyes where you could hire a private detective for not a lot of money to like investigate something. So follow your girlfriend if you thought she was cheating on you or fucking follow an insurance guy or whatever it was, you know. And it was kind of an interesting idea because if you wanted to like an app, yeah it's like an app and you could just hire a license How many live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live live A lot of people would probably, if it costs you 100 bucks to have someone follow it for the night that you thought was fucking fucking you over

You might do it, you know, it's got, it seems to have legs sort of so anyway He goes, he goes, I'm not feeling it. Well, so my buddy puts 300 grand in and he's got money. He's got money. See, it's my despair. Yeah, and this guy's raising money and I meet the guy You know, and he's and he's emailing me and stuff. And you know, you just sometimes you just get a feeling where you're just like, yeah, I'm like, I don't know, man, you're just too familiar and cool and you're saying all the right things. Anyway, he's in jail now for eight years, sir.

For what, fraud? Yeah. So that'd be eight years. Yeah, they're like, you tell me the Uber spy investigating shit to work out. It's like, some of those things are like, anytime there's an app, I always think, that's a great idea, the problem is I gotta download it

on my phone and do this. Now it seems like not a lot, it's a lot. It's something about, download that app. If it's a good app, you'll make it. If it's a good app, you will, but there have been a lot of good apps that don't catch on, or it takes a while, or then it's another kind of thing. 21 though.

If it's a good app, I mean that's where it's at. What's one of the ways I would use all the time depending, you know, certain apps. But. Well, it's cool. It's stressful. Well, as you drive through someone's front fucking dining room to get to your destination. Yeah, wait, wait, it's so stressful. It's so stressful.

Right now, left, right, left, left, right. Take your shirt off. Take your shirt off. That's my thing thing it needs to be like hey how come to you in these certain dangerous areas yeah are you with your kids and family yeah and sometimes it shaves off 30 seconds or a minute it's way too stressful it's fucking so it's exhausting having like the I you over of course over Instagram or all those wraps but the best app for like if you're doing a diet, it's called my fitness pal.

It's really good. They cover everything. They cover calories or everything. They cover everything. Yeah. But you can say, I weigh this much, I want to weigh this much. They'll say, okay, you need this many calories a day. And then it'll have everything like if you work out, how many calories you burn, it has

your water intake. And then you just wear a watch. No, not at all. It's just on your phone. You enter yourself so you have to monitor yourself. So breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks and then it has, so if you have jupoli, you can bring up, you can type in jupoli and have the entire menu, you can figure out how many calories you ate and everything. I'm gonna track it down to the max. I'm already out of everything. That's too much work. Mark for me onto that. Yeah, I've been using it for probably four weeks and that's great. Yeah. And it's dope because like let's say like yes, they had my it's my favorite. That's why I

Text you last night cat because we were talking about natural chicken hot sandwiches. It's talking to other dads at the Justu place. And I was like I know natural chicken fucking hot sandwiches. Like going out of Dave's. I was like, fuck Dave's. Go to Al's hot chicken. Like, really, I'm like, it's literally Dave's here. Al's hot chicken is here. So the competitors, I'll venture. Like, you go to Al's. So it's besides the one we go to, I can't remember the name of it.

Hellen race. Hellen race. Hellen race is pound for pound, probably number one, but Al's is right there. And there's no way. Hellen race. So Al's is hotter than Hellen race.

Like the mild's tricky. Mm-hmm. Are you? I like really hot stuff. I can't eat Al's hot chicken sandwich. I can't get through it How many raise I can eat and I'll be okay? I might shit my pants out the back But I was I can't finish oh Wow, that's a hot and if you eat the hottest hot one you have to sign a waiver Yeah, a lot of places will do that now I'm gonna get to that and I was like, what are you gonna do get the hot one? She's like get a sign a waiver. I'm like, oh, that's not for me and I like hot shit Usually if you sign a waiver, they make you wear gloves too. Yes. Oh, so it's like pepper spray basically. Yes

Basically, but as far as I taste and the bun and everything on it, Al's hot chicken, and mentures, the fucking spot. Really? Oh, it's nice. What diet are you on right now? Macros. So I can eat that sandwich, but I enter it in. It's like 670 calories.

So that means that's probably the rest of the food for the night. But Thursday, Macros, which is just a kind of protein- That's a fact. That's it. So, but I've standard 2200 calories, which I've done for four weeks now. Really? So that's enough for you,

because you're a big guy. Well, I'm trying to lose weight. So if I eat that six out of 70 calories, that goes into that 2200. What about the idea that you eat no bread and stuff just vegetables, and once you shred up, if you just eat protein and fat. It's unrealistic though.

How long do you want to do that? This diet, this mac or diet, I can eat, I can have howl and rays. They're like tiger-wond ice cream, my stuff. If he does, get him jizz, they do this thing where they go back to back with the kid and they flip and they get a push one down. If he wins that, I give him ice cream to motivate him to win it. He's won every time since. It's nice.

He just destroys his kids. Because he knows he can get chocolate ice cream. Because he's so friendly. He was just like, whatever bring him in his garden, like, dude, you got your way bigger than strong in these kids. You got to turn around. So we're working on turn around, grabbing the lapel,

pushing him down. And I'm like, if you win, because they do four, I go, at least one three, you'll get ice cream. Dude, he's four now. Killing it. Feet in the shell, these kids. You know, he's even get chocolate ice cream. And he's got'll get ice cream. Dude, he's, he's born out. He's killing it. Fort, beating the shell, these kids, because you know, he's even get chocolate ice cream. And he's got pop-ups, genetics.

Yeah, he's monster. But I can get, I can have like a little ice cream. A lot of look at me, calories I have, and I can have that ice cream. But on these other diets, you can't. But again, it's as long as I, with my macros, I stand at 2200. It will have everyone to get there, except to you,

but you're under 2200. Wow. And then you get more calories like, I'll do cardio in the morning. So I'll burn four or five hundred calories on the stair master. So that adds into $2,200, and that's $2,600. So you can cheat a little more. What are you waiting right now, if you wait your time?

I stick the diet and work out every day. What do you want, how much do you want to lose? You got a little tummy tum? No, not at all. So what are you, just cosmetically, you just want to lose those. Yeah, just feel good. I feel better my energy is better Yeah, cool. Have you guys read that? Gary top stuff you know Gary tops your tops. So he says yeah, so good Great book. Callers not a calories. So basically V carbs. We let's say you're 2200 limit if you carbs versus proteins

Yep, you get way more benefit and way less fat If you carbs versus proteins, you get way more benefit and way less fat Storing because of the insulin carbs and protein. Yeah, yeah, because because you know Those two books are pretty revolutionary good because and that's like what a lot of guys will do now because what happens is if you eat Say a bowl of like if you a bowl of dough versus a bowl of broccoli The dough creates an insulin reaction your body Store more fat right or whatever reason when the insulin is attached to the cell, you don't use the fat stores in your body. What you want to do is be running on fatty acid. It's not glucose. So when you eat foods that are glucose, you need to replenish. So when you eat muffin, you're

going to be hungry an hour later. When you eat an omelet, which is vegetables, that's why he says, that's why slow carbs and what they call slow carbs And that's how that's basically how you do it. And I've done all that stuff I'm sure it's great. I've done all that literally all that stuff and this is the that this microdiet The only special one here on the road all time which coming up in August will be on the road all time Yeah, it's the only one that's real listed and I agree with stuff is not really I think the best thing to do is literally track your calories because that's legitimately what actually makes a difference.

If you're 2000 calorie diet, you're gonna be fine. How you get that, you're gonna lose your fine. Yeah. Although you can read all those books, you can do this car, but you don't get the fuck out of it. That's what I did too.

So yeah, okay. So you're gonna do 200,000 calories or 2200,000. So you're gonna do 2000 calories, you're gonna lose your way. How are you gonna be hungry for that? I'm not hungry dude. No.

No. Ever. Never. Eat later in the day too. That helps a lot. And then if you're not even a breakfast, right? Sometimes I protein shakes. And then sometimes I'll have like 1,400 calories to go.

Because if you're just... That if you're not. Yeah, it's a bonus. So I can have cherries or boba or whatever Because boba's for hundred calories. Whoa. Yeah, that's that tea. Yeah, I love it. Pistachio. You know the number one There's too much sugar in that one, but you know, you know, there's a shortage on the Boba shortage. Yeah, so because I always get extra boba like Now online people are making their own boba at home? Oh really? Yeah, it's tapioca balls

You know the tapioca tapioca pudding people will put that in tea really there's so There's so little jelly balls right there. They're so bad for you are they bad for you? Yeah, they're bad for you It's basically pure sure right it's like just sugar and carbs. Yeah, but they're so good once in a while It's 400 calories. There's a good book. It's far around the corner here probably a I would have a book with time. Boba time school. Yeah. Yeah. They're fucking nice. They're so good. I can't. What's your bubble order to almond milk with that bubble solid almond milk to you with that

your book. I judge people based off of their boba order. I don't like great. I don't like dairy shit. I don't have any dairy ever. There's a place I'm advocating now. It's a pudding place. Well, that's gonna be out for two months. It's called, it's Japanese something that's gonna poo, kudu pudding or something like that. On an advocate, it's just pudding.

It says great coffee and pudding. And you see this thing, you walk in there and it's like, yeah, maybe that's what it is. I don't know. Kudu pudding, I don't fucking know. Kudu, kudu, kuduudu Pudu Pudu Pudu Yeah, and so I'm like got it looks fancy too. Yeah, and I I mean I don't know like

I don't see a line out the door. I don't see a line out the door. I'm not even blue pudding. No, I just I'm like Putting huh, what's in the pudding? Let's see what's in it. What do you got top one first the first one? That's what we've loaded with calories Caramel popcorn pudding caramel fudge pretty fucking lit Yeah, but again, it's putting yeah, and so it's like I got ice-cream I got salt and straw right there. I don't know if I'm going to pudding like if I said ice cream or pudding I said to my kid my kids gonna get the fuck out of here with the tough pudding You know pudding is what you have when you don't, ice cream or pudding. Instead of my kid, my kid's gonna get the fuck out of here with the pudding. Pudding.

Pudding is what you have when you don't have ice cream. You don't see a lot of pudding either. There's the whole, I don't know. I don't even see it. If I can't even, I go, I got good, I got good ideas for a business. I hear me out. I got, I want to make pies and pudding.

And pudding. I say, well, it's not 1940. If I did this though, I did this even better. I went, hey, I'm gonna pies and pudding. And pudding. I'd say, well, it's not 1940. If I did this though, I did this even better. I went, hey, I'm gonna have a store. I'm only selling pudding. I'd say you're gonna be open for about four months. It's pudding. It's after the four months, you get dicey.

The best thing is they opened it up and then COVID shot him down. So it was just sitting there for a year and a half. And it had to be. Yeah, and now they came roaring back. Well, there you go. Jack, another one that's tough. Jellatin' cornstarch.

Well, have you had those, I don't, they're not keto. They're like the healthy pop tarts, the protein pop tarts. Oh, yes, I did. I tried the strawberry one. It's pretty good for protein. They're good.

We had the gym mark and all the guys we had done left in, they're passing out those fucking protein pop charts. I'm good. They're 20 grams of protein. I know. I said, you were at a real pop chart. And the one kid's young, his name's Isaiah, he's like 21. He was nowhere, they're good, I go.

He's never had a pop chart. He's never had one. He was like, you will never eat that protein shit again. Fuck off with your protein. He's like, they're that good. I'm like, yeah, dude, it's a fucking pop tart. Yeah, I'm not into that. Put that thing in the toaster, they're fantastic.

Yeah, stop trying to reinvent the wheel. I don't give a shit about your protein pop tart. I get depressed with that stuff. That one looks good. Yeah, that's good. But it's basically a lot of story, right? It's a bunch of story that they can have. No, there's no story in there.

So what do you fucking vegan? I don't know. They do a lot of stuff. I think it has pea protein in it. All right, so pea protein. It's nice. I got it. I mean, for what it is, if they're fried,

they're fried. I don't get the John's. You just need some milk. You never had a pop tart. I mean, he never got it. He was like, where those... He didn't like it? He loved it.

He freaked out. He changed everything. But have you given your son a toaster struttle? No, the fuck, it's really a toaster struttle. How America, dude? Really? I can tell you. It's like a pop-up with puff pastry and stuff.

Yeah, here's your thing. Stop, how many of you listen to Lil' Masex and give him a fucking toaster struttle. Toaster struttle. Yeah, he's got to have America. That's what you're gonna do. And then black coffee. Yes.

Toaster struts are so good. I swear on my, me and my brother, when I just get my ass wheeled by him, is because we get the Toaster Stoodles, and I love icing, it's to this day. He used to have one. I'd use four icings on one Toaster Stoodle, but I'm kidding.

And so by the time we got to the end, they were like four, just the strutals, and no fucking icing, he would straight beat me up over it. God damn. But it was so worth it. No, that looks good though. Oh dude. What?

When they come fresh out of the fucking toaster, they're a pot. And then you burn the, but it's worth it. The fucking icing at that. Dude, icing, get beat up. That's how much it was worth. I would take an ass whoopin' to use extra icing.

Jesus. Oh, it's fantastic. I was like, fucking bring it up. I'm the guy, I would do it again. Yeah, I'm the guy that takes the icing off the Oreos. It was too much for me. I was never good with the whole lot of sugar. You don't like icing? I just did a lot of that was too much. Like the toast was sure as I would have been like,

oh, this is super sweet, even as a kid. Oh, no. I was a bit of a finicky eater, a little bit of a kitty cat. Oh, wow. Yeah. You bear, huh? I'm gonna get enough sugar. Fucking bear, you'll get enough sugar.

I'm not too worried about sugar and kids. I'd see you like that. I'd see you like that. Yeah. You you bear, huh? I'm gonna get enough sugar. I'm not too worried about sugaring kids. I see you. I do so much shit. Yesterday the poor kid on hour off. Did summer camp from nine to four? No. Then he had to do about six in hour off. Yeah dude. Their schedule is getting too packed. Well, I was packed too as a kid, but you know sugar, he's gonna burn off in jiuits. I'm not worried about it. Yeah, ever. Apparently, if you're more muscular than Ashley, you have more glycogen to feed your muscles. So you do better with sugar.

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It's two on 21 man. He has still tested for weed. No. And how would weed enhance her running? Wait a minute. So she doesn't get to go to the Olympics. No, because when news broke out, people thought that record away from no people thought that she had tested positive

for steroids because they just said that she tested positive for drugs and later came out that it was positive because she smoked marijuana and that is a thirty day uh... suspension and the issue with that is it would be suspended in she could serve her suspension out in time to go to the Olympics but then she would miss trials and if she doesn't qualify for trials she can't run in the Olympics so at the end the day she can't go anymore. That's fucking outrageous. And every one of them is like for a dancing drug. In fact if anything it might be in the underings.

It's also two and twenty one. So much of people are saying like she also just lost her mom. But then also so. And then she ran and she won. But she can take fucking CBD, well CBD, but she so she could do painkillers and she can be fine A lot of people are complaining saying that Russians can take steroids, but Americans can't take fucking It's such a sad story This poor girl

A lot of people are rallying behind her right now. It does, which is good, but yeah, it's unfortunate So that's it. So she's fucking done. So they can't do anything. All that practice and she's not allowed to fucking even compete. And she was a favorite, right? Oh, she is the fastest. She's gonna win gold. She's a beautiful story.

Oh my God. It's absolutely the beautiful story that now is taking with her. Oh, I mean, can't these fuckers like been the rules? I mean, well, maybe this might change it though. Who knows? This particular, yeah, but that hurts, man. I remember a long time ago, 20 the rules, maybe this might change it though. Who knows, this particular incident. Yeah, but that hurts, man. I remember a long time ago, 20 years ago, when he was a sprinter and he had a false start,

but it turned out it wasn't. It turned out he was so fast, the machine didn't fucking record it. And they disqualified him. And he'd stand there and he wouldn't get off the track. He'd just stand there with a shirt holding that onto it and he threw it in the track. Yeah, he'll hurt hard day training man.

10 seconds. Do you remember that sign fell that episode? Which one? Or Jerry beat the guy racing on a street race but then he got a false start. There my that's a great episode you're gonna watch it. False start all that shit. That was such a bummer. I know this is terrible.

That's like that Olympic swimming. The deron scene first place and fourth place was two Blinks of an eye that That was not come on fourth place in no metal and then This is insane. So this is a video that looks like it was filmed on a potato. Yeah This happened. I believe last Friday in the Red Sea two-paleous this happened. I believe last Friday in the Red Sea two palace paracelars were on their way down and a shark came out and bit one of the paracelars on the foot. It didn't rip

his leg off but it did rip a part of the back of his foot off. It was in surgery shortly after. Out. Kind of shark. Big boy. They don't know what type of shark it was. Probably L.T. Gray. It said Red Sea, right? So this is the Red Sea. You got a lot of bull sharks, a lot of T lot of Tigray bull sharks are brown there. Yeah,

I'll take it and see the fucking video a lot of people who work in this area said they've never seen anything like this And they wouldn't have had believed it if it wasn't for the footage, but the footage then looks I'll be I'll tell you when I see it. I'm yeah, let me see this thing. I'll talk. I'm going out to her. Yeah, we're shark Yeah, I think it's you know, I swear to God, it's like a bullshit and then shark. I'm gonna freak out You're not gonna be able to tell what type of shark it is. Oh, well it could be a swim as you see that though You can see something jumping out, but you can't really tell it's a shark. Oh, that could be a big foot. I don't know Oh, that's a big shot. Yeah, is it a great white? Are there great whites in the Red Sea? Oh? It's right there. Are you fucking kidding me? That's a horror show. He probably thought it was a bird

Maybe but that scares the fuck out of me. He was a human dangling like a piece of fucking tenderloin So right now he's there above the water not even touching the water and he's gonna lay it out Mm-hmm because when you go pair of ceiling they'll take you up and down the entire time and they're on their way down That's nuts Well, that's a worst case scenario for you on vacation. That could be anything. That breached the water, dude. And I'm saying that's a great white. I said it. Great whites are usually ones that breach the water like that. Yeah, they jump high. That would be a nightmare. Well, that's like already parallel saying

thing nightmare because one the original takeoff, like, damn, this is sick. Then 20 minutes later, like, yeah, I'm ready to come down. And he's like, all right, we'll bring you down. And they start wheeling you in, then a shark goes, you know what would make this better if you were doing this with one leg. If you were doing this with one leg, that's like in Queensland, there's this really beautiful beach. And then there's a cove called Crocodile Coat.

Oh, no, no, it's in Queensland. But there are no crocs there. Nobody gets attacked. But there are salties. beautiful beach and then there's a cove called crocodile cove. It's in Queensland, but there are no crocs there. Nobody gets attacked, but there are salties. There are big saltwater crocodiles. And so these two girls, they're on a girl's vacation. She's in the water in this beautiful water at a little bit. It's at night and she just gets taken away. She just gets dragged away by a giant saltwater

cocktail. Found it. They found it and it was a fucking 15 months ago. Yeah, it's a monster. I'm not going near that fucking water. I don't care if it never happens. It happens. I don't know if someone's a came in,

you know, 20 years ago, they found a saltwater cocktail. I ain't going to water. Say less. Yeah. Fuck that. I'll go somewhere else. You guys take your kids to the beach? Well, yeah. You do?

I do. They don't go deep in the water. I was in Costa Rica and the guy, I couldn't believe this. I see a picture. It's a 20 foot crocodile on the beach and I go, where is that? He goes, it's here actually. There's more.

I'm not kidding. And the river rest you were is there. And it's 100 meters over there and I go, well my kids are playing in the water. They go yeah, they'll leave you alone Oh, no, they won't it's crocodile. No, they won't and you they're on the beach and they're sending themselves in the morning I'm never going in the water also can I see your degree? Yeah, you have a degree in crocodile Yeah, you know about the apex predators is that an app on your phone you can look up you fucking idiot What else you got Jen? All right, I think you guys would be interested in this one.

A 26 year old woman. Well, this is what she's had. And she's back. Oh, she is back. Whoa. Who hired her to work around these inmates? So you know what you're signing out for? That's like they escape from Dan Mori.

Except for she's hotter than Dan Mori. Well, it's safe from Dan Mori. She looks like a warlock. So it's not what I'm just saying. She fucks all the inmates. Yeah, but she's hot. They say from Dan Moore girls like take what she could get this girl. I mean, I'm sure she had her pick of the little yeah. So this 26 year old woman. She worked at Fresno County jail and when she was let go back in December 2019 there was an investigation that was launched

because they found that a particular cellmate had alcohol drugs, razors, and a cell phone in his cell. They later found out that he was in a relationship with this woman. I guess from his statement, she used to cut a hole in her uniform

so they would be able to have sex quickly. It's very hot. And what's this guy looking for? We don't know what that guy looks like and apparently- She's a poor life, she's seen before. The whole thing. She had sex with him in a cell

in front of 11 other inmates at one point. Oh, she's down. I mean. She used to sneak him a bunch of stuff and then she would also tell him, hey, your cell is gonna get checked on this day, this day and this day, so you knew ahead of her. We here, yeah, no shit.

Also the guy who hired her, he's like, yeah, you're in big tits, that's cool. This will work out. I got no, I got my inmates in the office. No judgment, no judgment. I had it, I had it. But also what you think was gonna happen. Her lawyer is currently saying that she was not

in the right state of mind. No woman that cuts a hole in her uniform to fuck faster not in the right state of mind no woman that cuts a whole in her uniform to fuck faster is a free state of mind also saying that they're also saying that she had marital problems at that time and that's what led to the we know what the guy looks like who she's back not

as of now i'm very curious to i find out that some guess because what if you like fel in Bay? Remember the guy? The model guy who I don't think that's the case What is? I'm thinking of like, you know, I'm thinking I know exactly what you're thinking

I'm thinking about the guy who runs the yard He's messing back, I'm brown-prime The guy who runs the yard Because I'm sure you have to fight for her love And this guy, they'll catch a tan Well, wife life beater. There's some good-looking guys at the pitch. All they do is train.

They just work out all the time. He has nothing else to do, but fucking glamour her and get his dick sucked. Clammer. Clammer. She's gonna give him a cell phone to me, boost mobile. Be cool. It's not surprising that happens with human beings.

They're around each other. And she's an attractive girl. He's locked the brand of these dudes. Probably a young dude himself. They're talking. Or I don't see that. I don't think he's that young. He's a bad brand these do probably a young dude himself and they're talking or I don't see I don't think he's a bad boy. I don't think he's that young. He might be a Mead old junk yard dog got some got some great old to got some great in the hair live the life Yeah, I got some scars. Uh-huh and stories got some story. Look at you. You're pregnant

So her lawyer is currently asking for leniency, but the judge says that he went through the cell phone and looked at conversations between the inmate and her. Oh, I bet that the judge says that she shows no remorse for what she did. She actually boasts about being with this inmate. And so he's less likely to be lenient on her. But why remorse? Like, she probably liked the guy and he liked her.

And you can't have that though, you know? Yeah, but like do you have to be like, I don't care if we're going to do this. The judges say that she put everybody who worked at the jail in jeopardy because he had razors. That's the biggest thing. Yeah, you can't have that either. But razors for shaving.

No, razors for shaving. Like razors for the razors. You don't get a razors problem. Yeah. We can't have them made to razors. Well, she was giving them shanks. Yes. Oh no, we can't have that. No

We have no clue what the guy looks like. I know she's freaking really attractive. Which is weird. Jensen. Oh look at He's a lichen. I'm just being honest lock me in the Gonzalez of Le Mans Word mug shot That's her worst day picture. Oh that picture's terrible though. Not terrible I'm still into that. I'm I don't know they're might I was looking at something I'm into both man. I'm not a girl. Whoa. Oh, no, that's a corner That's him. That's a corner. That's exactly how this is your corner that's him. Yeah, there's my boy in his dick sucked. This corner's office. I feel bad. You got a snarl

Yeah, he's living the life man I wonder if the guy was on like death row or something my thing You're gonna get caught. Yeah, no, I guess I lose it was the guy that has Brian Calon tear down there It's all corner stuff that sucks It's all corner stuff that sucks Fucked up things. Yeah, I don't have a giant hole. Yeah, no, I don't not when I do this It's I do this a lot you guys have the same barber. It's got damn it. It's God And it's got what else you got This one oh we already did this fine car. Oh, you already have that truck. Yeah, I had that thing is so

Yeah, I mean it's an airplane, but we'll pretend it sure isn't airplane. Yeah, but if it can just take off like that It's pretty badass. All right, let me figure out here. Oh, you guys are talking about poptarts. This is kind of crazy So during side Jerry Seinfeld is gonna direct a thing called unfrosted on netflix which is about pop tarts m and i think that is a good to that movie the founder based off the guy found McDonald's i don't know did you did you hear about it did you guys hear about the guy who uh... supposedly

invented flaming hot cheetos have a totally story on the show before kind of you you like you said jandered flaminate you know jandered freedom lay a total of the story on the show before. Kind of. Wasn't it like he's a janitor? So he invented Flaming Hat, he was a janitor at Fritos' lay. And then this is his story, then the North filled in. So then he said when they would close up, obviously he had access to everywhere,

he came up with the idea of Flaming Hat Cheetos, came with all the ingredients, brought it to the board, presented it like, damn, not only your janitor, but this is a great idea. We're gonna run with it, and obviously Flé that kid was makes a jigillion dollars. He's for the past ten years has been going on motivational talks around colleges, campuses, everything blown up his Instagram everything like that from rags to riches story. Well then Frito lays came out because you started doing press and were like this never happened.

Oh boy. And he's like yeah did they're like, this never happened. Oh boy. And he's like, yeah, they're like, no, it didn't. And he's like, we talked to all the board members. You never presented anything to us. We have the team that created the Flaming Hot Cheeto Spices. We have all the information, all the back logs, all the stuff, the entire process that to get this done,

like this never happened. We're like, you know, he contributed to cleaning the facility, but you never invented flim-hatch. There's some people like that. There was a guy in New York City who ran a parking lot and you would park in, he had a suit, he had a parking, parking attendant And he would take your $20 parking. Now, he did that apparently for 18 years. Until finally, somebody was like,

that's not your parking lot. And he, I think he went to Puerto Rico or somewhere. And he amassed 918. Good for him. $1,000, yeah. I'm just taking people's cash. Just everyday. Just everyday.

Yeah, I got you. You know, like that parking. Before so, this is a day. Yeah, well, I got you, you know, like that. Parked before so like, this is a free park. Took 18 years because somebody, you know, he just figured out that nobody cared about that fucking. Yeah, this guy, the flaming hot Cheeto guy is strange, man. That is amazing. Fucking flaming hot Cheetos.

Indeed. All right, you guys seen this yet? Carlos Mincea, criticizing Joe Rogan about him saying like, you you know the whole cancel culture. So the headline needs Carl Mincea thinks it's ironic that Joe Rogan the guy who canceled him now can play his about cancel culture. Here's a different Carl Mince. Yes. Is this is like Lance Armstrong calling you saw that you saw the canceled Lance Armstrong.

Dude, you were cheating. There's a difference between cancel culture and and people rallying around it over, you know, whatever. And then you just stealing jokes and bullying comics and somebody calls you out on it. And you, you know, somebody made a video. And your career taken a hit because you were stealing jokes. Somebody made a video. That's not very, very, very, cold. It's calling out. That's it. Yeah, that's it. And then it's up to the public decide. Cancer culture is different. That's like,'t be very can't be calling on somebody calling. Yeah, that's it. And then it's up to the public decide. Cancel culture is different.

Yeah. That's like literally like Lance Armstrong called you saw the cancel culture. No, it's not cancel culture. Yeah, you were cheating. And I think Brian Redban made that. I think it was him. Yeah, I was.

That was very hard to deny, you know, and I don't think Carlos Mencia really took the narrative. I love this order. If it makes mencia feel like about a rolling house plenty of critics on it, I don't know what Prince Harry, giant pussy, and John Oliver.

Okay. They criticize Rose. Because people want to follow those two. I don't know, I do. What is Prince Harry ever done? What has he ever done in his life? I can't even remember. He was in prison.

He was in the... Oh, no, no, Prince Harry done. I mean, was he a critical of a rolling house? Oh, what do you say about a rolling house? When R, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no life. Come on, dude. All right, I'm making it. There's never been any more disappointing the Royal Family in Prince Harry. And he has a tough gig. You're famous for being famous. He has no skill, no talent. You're famous for being famous. And you're criticizing somebody who's talented.

So it doesn't work. You know what? The one thing I say, I'll give him is that he did actually see real combat. And he didn't though. He flew helicopters for real. He could not be never saw combat. But he was shot't know he didn't know he flew helicopters for real he could not be never saw combat but he was out just but you have to know but he was he was he was rank and file with the other soldiers and and recognize so nobody deny said he like he really did he really was in

the military and went to everybody else did he have to well mean that he he's he's a dude you know he's a dude like he's a guy I think that that hurt on the end. I know I've not hurt him. I don't know. Way off. Yeah, I'm not hurt him lately. He's the biggest woke pussy there. Really?

He's the most disciplined and royal family member there of all time. Besides that uncle who was like on the FC N Island. Yeah, the whole thing with his wife saying that, you know, they had problems with the color of the baby skin. You are not even, you might be African-American, but you're also just a hot-looking woman who could be any race. I mean, this idea that you're dealing with racism is so weird to you.

Yeah, like, what are you talking about? Got caught on a prince Harry, got caught his eye, took him away from his family, the royal family. Now they living in the fucking house. And then spills the beans and saying things that are kinda out of, it's like that's a house of Windsor that stood for a thousand years. Yeah, the royal family's like, what?

Yeah, the fuck is happening right now? Keep their mouths shut about things. I don't know, the whole thing was really strange to me. Alluding to things for attention, which is what you see now. I was trying to get a Spotify deal, and I got it, congrats. I don't know enough about them to really, you know, judge them.

But I do, I do remember thinking that it was like this really elegant kind of thing. Whatever. But then people told me later on They're like the Kardashians of there's a lot of money in victimhood. There's a lot of money in being professionally out. How else would he get attention? Go. What's he gonna do? Go. Yeah. I'm gonna tell you something you don't know. He's no life experience. Right. Yeah, it's almost like a curse. Like there's no, it's almost a hard to avoid. You know. No, you almost feel bad for him.

And then they're trying to create headlines and fucking sell a podcast, which they did for a $1,000,000. Yeah, but who's gonna listen to that? Do they have big numbers on that podcast? I don't think so. Because all of them look like fuck this guy. So who's the only one who's the only one who's gonna listen to that do that big numbers on that podcast? I don't think so cuz all of them look like fuck this guy so who's the only thing Americans don't give a fuck about Prince Here in his wife. Well, not a podcast. I'm not gonna tune into that to get a podcast together. Yeah, what would you do for any of it? What are you gonna tell you? Yeah, that's a little strange. I don't know All right moving on

This Brendan you know how, you know about this way more than I do. This is a big deal. So NCAA forced to pay their athletes. Is that right? That's happened now. Yep. Here's where it gets, so they're not

paying them a salary. There's none of that. But they can do like autograph signings, they can make, they can sign with an agent. They can do certain things to earn income. So Ohio State's not going to pay the quarterback, but that quarterback can do autograph signings and other shit to make money. Barstool recently started a Barstool Athletics branch where they are sponsoring athletes.

Now. We've had people reach out, like lacrosse players reach out to me. Oh, that's interesting.'s sponsorship. Yeah. Wow. That's dope. I had a friend who's like a really like really good baseball player reach out about it too. Where's he playing it? Uh you are I. It's like a good baseball school. Okay. He'll go he'll go somewhere. Who you drafted? Yeah. He's like the top of that. That's a mother fucker too. Like you might get drafted but getting called up to of that. That's a motherfucker too, like you might get drafted, but get in called up to the majors. Pfft, that's a whole other thing.

Just like the NBA and stuff. All pro sports at the top. Yeah. Well, day after this broke, Masterpiece son signed a $2 million deal. Okay. But here's where the NCAA is like, yeah, they can do, you know, they can make money off endorsements stuff

like that. Here's where all these kids are gonna make money. Like the number one college athlete, which is, this is probably surprising for a lot of people, the number with like the most followers on TikTok and all that stuff is a gymnast from Mellyshue. Oh wow. So her family put up a big billboard in Times Square.

Oh, Livy Don. Yes. Girls gorgeous. Yep. So she has the most followers. So like she's gonna make millions off of TikTok, endorsement TikTok. For her. she's gonna make millions off her TikTok endorsement TikTok. She'll make millions now. Wow. Holy Jesus. Super pretty. Well hold the she 18 or 19

gorgeous. And then a high level gymnast. Mm-hmm. But so she'll make millions. Here they're they're gonna make millions off their social media NCAA NCAA, the two will to figure it out, but like the captain of Florida now, he's gonna make so much money off indoors in his office social media. The captain of Florida, what's he? I'm just saying like all these big level guys are gonna make so much money.

Good. Here's where he gets dicey. So let's say your son Finn, right, has a football scholarship to Stanford, Cal, UCLA, USC University of Texas, LSU Florida, Florida State and he's he's getting these endorsements. I say he's getting a milk. Let's just call it even a million endorsements. Well, if you go to

a school in California, you're gonna pay half that's going to the state California. If you sign with Florida, you're taking all that. So if you're a big five star recruit, where are you gonna go? Oh my God. How do you think it's gonna affect California sports? Fuck. That's amazing, I never thought of that. So if Tiger's some baller and he's like, Dad, I got a million dollar offer.

If I sign within these schools, it's like, well, do you wanna give half a day of the state California? Or do you wanna keep it on good taxes? I mean, yeah, you're gonna go to use that to pay whatever. So what do you think is going to happen to California sports, dude? It's gonna. It's gonna fuck.

And then California's gonna have to go out. We're fucked. You guys want to compete, you gotta bring your taxes down. Yep. And I'm a fan of that. Or not. Or like, no, we'll just keep charging everybody more taxes. We don't give a fuck about college sports.

But people move to states where it's cheaper to do business. California is so- With your college kid? Dude, and you make a million dollar endorsement, you're not signing with USC, signing with UNC at Texas. When you have a business in California, you're getting sued for everything just because,

and you have to have a lawyer. When you're in Texas, not so, it's different cultures, it's really interesting. I think it depends what you're into. Yeah. I'm so fucked up. California is a very expensive place to business. Interesting. For sure.

All right. Keith, oh, you know what? Athlete would have made the most money. So here's where it gets nice. So now Reggie Bush is like, dude, now kids can get paid and they can take money. Give me my fucking Heisman. Like, remember they took the Heisman from Reggie Bush,

but never took the Heisman from O.J. Simpson, who come in murder, and was convicted in the court of law. They let O.J. keep his fucking Heisman, after he murdered two people. But then Reggie Bush took something. He was acquitted, that's the difference, right? He's found guilty in civil court. Yeah.

Court of law. So, like how far, how they gonna deal with that? Like, you're gonna have Reggie Bush and these coaches that took money that are suspended for fucking ever, like, how far are you gonna go back? I don't think they go back at all. I think I'm like, those were the rules of the time. That's the new time.

That's how it is. But you know that a person who, they might have been Fox Sports who would have made the most money if these was around when they're playing who do you think where it? Sports Tim Tebow. He's top three. I think Tim's two or three. Matt liner. It's a football player. How do you say Matt liner but you know um um Tebow um do you use with she's Well, for sure LeBron James. Mm-hmm. Didn't go to college, though, you know?

He didn't, did he? He went to my room for 18. Yeah, I'll dare you again. Um, Kobe Bryant didn't either. Didn't either. I'm just thinking. What college? I'm going to go to net. What? What college?

I'm thinking that I didn't participate in college. I would have to say it's a football player. Correct. Okay, so it's a football player. And it would be a running back. Nope, nope. It would be a quarter back. And, nope, it would be a quarter back. And that would be not true breeze. No, but it could be the guy or a paid man. I was going

to say paid man, they paid me, paid man would have made the most money. Yeah. Tim T. Will I think number three? Wow. Wow. Okay. So Kobe Bryant and Tim Grinett and it drives me crazy. But that's fine. No, I said not. I said not those guys. And they said LeBron James. Nope. I said that's like testing you.

Yeah. I realized you'd be like, you guys ready? So Keith Sweat. You guys remember Keith Sweat, right? No body, the song. You know what I'm going to be? Yeah. Him and Bobby Brown did a versus. Where they kind of compete.

But it's funny because I guess Keith Sweat got really drunk. Right? Of course he is. So I'll play some of the clips here. Bobby Brown is the canonical way. Now who's that? This is Keith Sweat. And actually, I don't know how old he is,

but he looks pretty good for his age. Yeah, and he's doing. Oh no. Oh I'm sorry is that Chris Tucker? It doesn't look like Chris Tucker. This is singing the Sriracha. Yeah. Barbecue That's that's very awkward and then he was in the game. It's fucking talking to his drink. Fuck it Is that him now that's him. Well, this is that's Drake's song that he played Oh, he's hammard He has hits though. He does we But he just didn't sing. Bobby is. I know. That's Bobby Brown. That's crazy. Oh boy. He's be body up.

These verses are night. Bobby Brown is walking diabetes. He is no. And then he says something here to the DJ. Is that drama from ridiculousness? He's in shape. Homeboys in shape. What do you say to him? He would snatch his he goes, he said to him about his jewelry, but he would have, you know, jacked his jewelry back in the day. Just out of nowhere. Yeah. He said, just said he would have robbed the DJ, Cassie back in the day just out of nowhere. Yeah. He's just said he would have robbed the DJ Cassie back in the day. I got you. He's all walked around. Wow. Well, let me see one more. I think this is the same one. Yeah, same one. When you see him to the Shirok. Yeah, very nice. But that's fun. That's awesome. They're doing these versus battles now the old old school. Yeah

The rap ones are good So how do you pronounce BB Rexha? She's so fun. Yeah, so she did this viral TikTok video About her weight. So apparently she's well here. Oh, this is what she wrote. Oh, this is what she said How much do you think I way and then no one's business because I'm a bad bitch no matter what weight and then she says let's normalize 165 pounds so apparently she's 165 pounds so I'll show you the video let's hear that's her that's her yeah but she's phenomenal I know okay I'm not afraid of 165 pounds at all god dog yeah there you know how many guys have no

problem with that you know how many guys have no problem with that you know many guys have zero props All of I wrote a while back because there were a bunch of designers who said that they would they refused to dress her for red carpets because she was A at the time she was a size six and they said that was just too big. That's what they said. That's what she's saying That's what she says. I don't believe I. I kind of have a little bit of a... And then a few months later, there was a videographer that she used to work with, really famous guy, who his text messages leaked calling her a fat pig,

like a refrigerator. He was just like fashionaming her, even though she hired her. A refrigerator? Again. I think where refrigerator was, what cash should producer call her? She walks in the room. She walks in the room and everybody looks at her.

So I can't hear this. This is her kind of being like, my back. She walks in the everybody looks at her so I I can't hear this is her Just kind of being like she knows she's fine as fuck. Yeah, let's normalize Yeah, you know your bad. Yeah, let's not let's remind you that a hard time. Yeah, she's so bad You guys guys get you choose the guy you want You have 6.5 million fucking followers on talk. Yeah, stop it. Yeah, super Stop it with this stuff. Let's normalize Baris say five. Yeah, if all one six. Why I wouldn't look like you would be you know, she doesn't like attention, right? She's not she's not into attention. I

Always I always suspect that stuff. How tall is she? 6.8 Big out you cannot come to her life. Five? No way. Five, one, six, five. Is there a strong number? Yeah, I can't believe that.

There's some strong number. It's got, ow. Yeah, she's got, she, she's running back. That's a strong number. But she's hot. No, she's a third down running back. She's got, she's got some run to my mouth. That's a strength.

Yeah. That's a, yeah, she's got some strength in her mouth. Yeah. Okay, there's a yes got some strength in yeah, okay There's a update on that guy Ollie London who identifies as Korean okay the only reason I bring this up is cuz look how he he looked before So this and before I didn't realize that's him before that's him before that's a very British man Yeah, that's a very British man and he looks like Very regular British guy Yeah And there he is now and now is that him up there and now that's who we wanted to Like a very regular British guy. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

And there he is now. Yeah, there he is now. And that was that him up there and now. No, that's who we wanted to mimic. Just for you. Oh, that's where we had this Park Jimm from fucking the girlfriend of a bitch. Wait, what's the name?

Park Jimm in. Park Jimm in. That's how he wants to look. Yeah, he idolizes that and wants to do the job. This is probably your daughter's idol right now. Yeah. And by idols, I mean like Celeb. Yes. Yeah.

Now that guy is, that guy is, he's a very pretty man, huh? Yes. He's a great man or, yes. We don't know. As far as we know. As far as I know that I'm afraid. He struggles with his pronoun. There is a feminine, Korea is a very macho patriarchal society.

Except for K-pop. Yes, I was gonna say, but there are, but it does seem that young gals dig these very anti-relations, looking Korean, but he's not being like Korean men in general that go to work for a living aren't they like having that guy over to hang out, you know, they're kind of like he's not invited to the bar. They're unicorns. Yeah, he's invited to the bar.

Nah, he's a fucking unicorn. They don't like tattoos over there, dude. Yeah, yeah. And their, their, their Korea is conservative as fuck. Nah, he's a fucking unicorn. They don't like tattoos over there, dude. Yeah, yeah, they're there. Korea is conservative as fuck Just one Korea is very conservative. Oh, I watched I think it was a Not a 30 for 30. I forget was there's this kid such a sad story. He's playing baseball He was good to playing the pros did all right and got back down to the double A's.

And then, you know, just fucking had to touch of the dark arts, just got super depressed. It was like, I don't want to do this anymore. I decided to commit suicide. And so he shot himself like this, boom in the head. But the thing is the, I'm not even laughing. The bullet went through, you know, I don't know.

And they're like ricochet out. That's bad. And so he passed, he passed out. And he said he woke up and was like, why the fuck am I in the same spot I was in before I did this? And he was like, look around, he's like, oh, fuck, I'm not dead. He's like, God damn it.

And then he was like, go out right there to the side, like, do I want to live or do I want to die? Because I'm gonna live, it's gonna be a fight. And now that I shut my fucking self in the face. So he's like, do I pick the gun up and shoot myself again to finish it? But he called the cops and so the cops were saying anybody who shoots themselves in the head, you know Aren't gonna be able to call the cops. So they thought it was like a setup. Yeah, so the cops come like ready to They got the guns out. They've come through and they have the video of the cop cam

And he was a fresh on baseball player, dude like good fucking player cops come in the house and the cops like there's blood everywhere Right and he's like it the pain kicked in I guess finally he's he was in so much pain and because the you know the trauma His eye was like your head was like swollen full shot and the cop goes Come to go to anybody else in the house. He's like, no, he can tell you. He shot himself. He's in pain. And the kids like, he sat on the couch and he's like, no, he's like, there's no kids or wife. He's like, no, it's just me, man.

I try killing myself. And the cop goes, why would you try killing yourself? And he goes up because I hate myself. The cop's like, right, let's get you out of here. And then now he's better. Got some treatment and stuff like that. But he lost his eye. So now he has no eye. Everything else is normal.

Face. Everything's normal. Just don't have an eye and has an eye patch and trying to get back to baseball. Who's nuts? Yeah, trying to get back to baseball one eye is very tough. Trying to get happen. Yeah. How old is he?

He was young. Like 24, 25. There's a similar story where some girl tried to kill herself because she had, you know, she was depressing all that stuff. So she had a shotgun, I think, and tried to shoot her head. Yeah. But she just blew her face off. So she had to get a face transplant. And then she wanted to live again.

Yeah, that's terrible. Afterwards, it's terrible. The old face transplant, don't go. Oh my God, if you see them, it's so, it's not a good thing. It's tough to look at them. It's not there yet. We'll be able to grow faces back eventually, but man eventually, but we're a man. Do you do family opera? Do fandom of the opera?

But full mass. I don't know Stuff they're doing. Oh my god. It's juicy like off the movie Hannibal. It's a little issue You've seen Hannibal issue. Yeah. Yeah. It's juicy. You got to find a face. That's right You've seen him having an issue, yeah. Yeah, it's juicy. You gotta find a face that's right. Spot gets brought to you by BetterHelp. I'm a good child. And they have to take, you know, the face has to take

to your face. Let's share. Anyways, do you guys remember home improvement, Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Yeah. Okay, that's him before, right? Yeah, this isn't girls. This is just.

I love him. It's just an interesting thing, because I guess he was never on camera for like the last eight years No one knew what he looked like, but he looks just completely different You did yeah, but then after that completely gone right so this is no looks completely different There's nothing wrong. It's just weird that he looks so different using you age you look the same But just with wrinkles and stuff, but he looks completely different. We sure that's the same.

That's what it says. That's how multiple articles. I saw multiple articles. The first one is no is it can believe that's a standard New Yorker. There's no way. That's a standard New Yorker. He was even the lips on the same. Why was his lips thin out?

That's a good question. But then he's like puckering up for that little jewel. As you get older though your lips get a little thinner. I used to have a full mouth So so they say there's no Fuck it's so hard to believe to but there's multiple articles on this that's him buddy and there's on page six calm That's him holy fuck. He's not giving me a thousand guesses. I would never just see it Well, his lips are pretty full there. Yeah, he just has a I just doesn't look like he's that interesting. I'm not gonna the chair

He doesn't look like he's an exercise and by the way, he vapes and he's doing his thing So I mean if you're out of the spotlight just home all day you don't get that much tan two little dogs Two little Wow, that's nuts. Yeah, this looks so different. Yeah, the other one's in prison Yeah, for domestic violence really. Yeah, or he at least he was arrested A brother for him the blanket that looked nothing like any other family member is uh... cousin

hmm so yeah I think Tim the domestic are not doing anything alright so Nevada has its first ever miss us or transgender you are saying not American is she like tired something like that? no no no and reek is

uh... hey hey Cataluna and reek is Is she like tired something like that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Brody, if you take that gal home, you are not a gay man. That is a female. Flarewin through as far as I'm concerned. And the left would agree with you. And she is good, good, gorgeous. And I don't see one trace of masculine. Because a lot of times you can see the hands, the structure of the thicc body,

not in this case at all. And I was like, that is, now I may have said, I would have made that one have made I would have you Record of Utah my how you're making out do want her to feelings. Oh, no, that wasn't in Thailand though. Oh My bad. Oh my bad. I was a young man I was a young man. I didn't know what was going on And then he grabbed my hand she grabbed my and then I and then I you don't I went back in so I wouldn't hurt her. Yeah, I went back in and then pretend I'm

I don't know. You don't want to hurt her feelings. They started sucking. I kissed her a little bit more And then I Let me see this one too. All right, so just first trans gender misnovellum. So I'm left or right. Right, the right. And then she's gonna be the first one to qualify for Miss USA. Or she can actually enter it. I don't respect hate.

Hopefully the quality gets better here. There you go. It has created so many problems in this world. For a while, I've lived in silence and I've learned to hate myself to the point that I received so much hate that I just prayed that I would never wake up one day. Well, so anyways, she's killing it now. Here's her Instagram.

Yeah, I mean, she's just no trace of like masculine. No, that's what I mean. That's it. Would you date her, Christian? That's a beautiful gout. Aww. We just said there's no trace. I know.

Okay, I'm saying that. You've got the same energy. It's better. You're better. Oh, we just said there's no trace. I know. You know, that same error, you better use. Better use. No, better question. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And she says why don't you ever kiss I would have no problem if you hooked up with not at all Not at all. I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about it on the podcast, but I'm not gonna No, she's that's a that's a gal to me man. I Mean that's clearly somebody who that's clearly a man who was trapped in a woman's I mean a woman trapped in a man's body and then did look at science so I don't know there But there you go.

But Christian, you know, our answer, would you be down? If she's post-op then maybe. Well, that's so much better than a bigger hardware than me, like at the time then. I don't think there's anything going on down there. I think that's not about Christian. Got a dick on. Well, I believe that.

Well, guys who aren't that tall, how would you know? Because the other told me. Oh, you got who aren't that tall? How would you know? Make a... You got a piece on you? That's what he told me. His brother doesn't give him an angel. Listen, I will give it to Christian.

He does have a dick on him. Or at least he does. All right. Good for you. Congrats, Chris. I know. I mean, you know, you're a short Italian guy. We're going to make some money.

We've got to figure out what you're working with, man. Yeah, that's very important for us. We're going to have to take a look at the hot piece on I know another bad thing to figure it out. I'm a tailpiece You got a piece huh? Congratulations. That's cool. All right, and what kind of piece we talking about I mean We're talking thick or You're like a hockey stick. We're talking there. I was thinking more like a nice a kibasa sausage kind of like yeah

Around that the hockey a sausage kind of like around that. The hockey sticks are kind of skinny. There's a porn star named Chris Diamond who's got a great piece. Well, he's a porn star, too. And I was like, let's say, and I know this guy please, and then Bay has a great shot. Yeah, but he's, he doesn't look like he's,

he looks like he's a skinny guy with a fucking good old man, didn't go on there? Well, that's a whole different center. Dude, it's in, He's still working too. Hi, I just watched him the other day. He still shows up. He shows up. Old face, old grandpa face,

but dick, yeah, he's Brazilian, I think. I don't want to click on this. So yeah, he's from somewhere. Just go to images. I know, but it's gonna show us. That's all right. Hey, be seated. Let's see what we got.

Let's see what we got. Let's see what we got. Let's see what we got. There you go. Oh my. Oh, there you go. He's got, there's there's there's. Oh, shit. See what I see what we got Y'all there you go he's got and there's there's Oh, he's shit. I mean come on I have for that. I mean and it's uncut We're yeah, yeah, it's an uncut piece. Oh, he's a big I mean, but congratulations to him Right, it's a good sleeve tattoo and then he's got that fucking hands him tail

He looks like he's on the 2000 calorie diet probably is doing pretty well He's skinny skinny skinny, but then he I think he's probably been killed there. Yeah, he came a little way Gained a little weight. Yeah, well they're down there. That's called horse hung. Yeah, that's called horse on horse hung I'll call that a horse, but that looks yeah, I mean long. Yeah, you got to give it up. I'm always doing I mean, yeah, you gotta give it up. I don't know what he's doing there. I don't know. The pictures are the funny part. I'm trying to screw this.

He's like, you're talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone.

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He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. He's talking to someone. Stand there while I sketch out what I want in my garden. No, that for sure Well, it's just what he's resting his fucking Toward in creating content chin we go that man dingo from I think he's from bang bros Mandingo that man man. Damn Amazonian Yic well now I heard something really oh, we know I'm thinking I might be thinking of OG mud bone Now my thing though am I thinking of the black guy? Yeah, but there was one guy like that who ended up being fake. It was just like a household. That's true.

Now I'm gonna tell you why. Now that's Man Dingo. Now she's wearing a lot of powder on her face. Oh, they made out. Get some of his face. Not some of the, he's a Brazilian guy. Well, Man Dingo is the guy. No, that I don't watch the thing.

That's a tie go. No, there's a guy. That thing, that's not real. I think you're thinking of OG Mudbone. Well, there's that guy over there. There's that great thin guy if you go just couple over this one But you also know that one right there a man thing or yeah, that's just natural. Hey, just that's all natural. Yeah, all natty Hey, just put I'm doing big bro's big dick. Okay, it's gonna be like a million. No, but I'll recognize Big dick. Yeah, I mean that's nuts. This old dude

And I know who you're talking about that's a rush. I know who the fuck I don't like him. There's a guy with a with an impossibly thick. Yeah, but he's like He's like a guy. No, he's like horrifying That guy looks so evil. Well, that's the yellow. This is the same guy too. Oh, that actually looks like the gooey dust. That's the gooey dust. That's the yellow bastard. And then there's that guy with the dreads.

What does that tattoo say? What's fun? Right there. The girl or the guy? The guy. Winner? Oh, sinner. It's a winner. Well, it's a living guys it's none of these guys I know

exactly who you're talking about I know exactly who you're talking about yeah there's that young kid yeah you have to go to bang bros yeah well yeah he's all over it you know I'm talking about yeah I don't like that Russian I crease me out male porn stars There you go chin good good. You're welcome. Not this guy Not this guy. No, you'll know he's very foreign. No, he looks Brazilian almost Light skin. Yeah, he's actually American though. Is the American? I even sound you know what? I actually know what you're talking about now. You don't talk. I do I do

You know what I actually know what you're talking about now. I do I do I'm just gonna put on first Brazilian. Yeah male porn stars No, he looks like you guys are all gay. You don't have a good boss guys are gay porn stars, so But that's not good. Yeah, all of them are gay You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, I do. I know. He's a darker way it is pretty deep this one. Yeah Yeah, there is no, I thought that was where it go back up. I'm the guy with the bald head that might be him No, no, I know what you're talking about this guy. Does he have a crutch stuff? Yeah, yeah, the kind of hair something. Yeah, he really Whatever that means you talk my nacho. No

Yep, he really whatever that means you talk my nacho. No Or he's pretty no, no, no, no, dude. We don't want 90s porn. All right You talking about a new guy. I don't watch no, you know, you'll skip the actual Sure the fans will let us know I don't watch a lot of porn. I really don't this guy No, no, the bees. Yeah, he's got like curly ish hair, right? Yeah, I don't know what ethnicity is. He was like a main guy. Okay, cause that guy right there's got a real peace on him. You sure it's banged, bros?

I have no, I'm not. No, I'm sure ain't. Like this, this is the closest but darker, right? Well, that guy looks like, that guy. I absolutely terrified. I mean, Jesus Christ. Where are you staring? God, it's frustrating. We can't find them. I know. That's old. All right. Well, we tried. Yeah, I don't see him. And he's Brazilian now. I'm good. I'm very Brazilian. Oh, that might be more damn it. I thought it. Oh, no, no, you were too fun. Keep going. Keep going up. Oh,

Is that kid with impossible piece? Keep going. You thought was this guy keep going keep going up. Oh, there's that kid with impossible piece keep going you thought was this guy keep no keep going This is just a man standing keep there's Jason love. Oh that guy. Nope. That's not him. No, no, no god damn it I mean I don't know it is What do you what about it? He's got a piece? I mean you brought up that white guy. I was trying to bring up this guy Oh, it's that guy, the Brazilian male porn, the guy sitting on a chair, that guy. That's the guy. There he is, that's the guy.

That's the guy. Now, that's a great look and that's a great picture. Maybe he's not Brazilian because you definitely pop up. Yeah, no. He's definitely not Brazilian because this is all very gay. Yeah. Just really weird. Oh, sorry. Can't find him.

That's all right. I'm sure people will find, let us know. It's amazing how. There goes my computer. How essentially mainstream it is. Yeah, you got to clear your history. Got you. Yeah, you got to clear that.

You know, you could events or we ended on this big day. I think that's it. Hi, Art, everybody. I hope that's it. Hi, Art everybody. I hope you learned everything. Here. What are you doing this weekend? Brows know what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, it's fourth of July weekend.

Fourth of July. What are you guys doing? What do you got planned? Just barbecue at the crib. What are you doing? I'm going to Europe. The frustrations. There's some reason.

I know. But I'll figure the next two weeks. I feel bad about that. I really do. You should. I do. I'd love me for a entire year. I get it. I'll figure the next two weeks. I feel bad about that. I really do. You should. I do. I love me for entire years. I get to do that in a two weeks.

At least I'm not doing anything like Star My Own fucking studio that I get. But sure. We figured out the CalBass fight campaign show though. It's me, Cody Garbrand, Josh the punk comps and then, who am I forgetting? Bradley Martin. Bradley Martin.

Who's Bradley Martin? the big uh... youtuber fitness youtuber he's been on the air we you brine wasn't here when he was on right now no bradley mart good work we're trying to get the studio done before them for a july it's just so fans know it's not like i'm just doing it without rogan i called rogan sedu it in the slitter my favorite show to do with fight campaign. Yeah.

Fight campaign was my favorite thing I've ever done. Yeah. There's nothing better. It was me, Brian, Eddie, and Rogan, Mattep, some whiskey and talk about octopus for an hour while one of the biggest fights in the world was on. Can't do it anymore. Rogan, I called Rogan, and I was like, dude, I'd love to do it. If you're down to doing, he's like, I'm just too busy, man.

I don't think I can do it. He said, I'm just too busy. And I said, I'd love to do it. He goes, do you have my blessed and do it. I said, all right, dude, then I'm going to do it. You say I'm just too busy. I said, well I'd love to do it, and he goes, do you have my blessed and do it? I said, all right, I didn't, then I'm gonna do it. So that's what we're doing. So for UC264 Connor, first doesn't pour a trilogy, we'll do the first CalBass's FC.

It'd be on the ThickBoy channel, ThickWith3C, as you'll find us on there. I'll promote it so you guys see it too on my social media. But that is going down. First one, UC264, then the First one, you'll see 264. Then the next one, we have some big guest lined up, will be for the Deonte Wilder and Tyson Fury fight. Why did you make that one?

I'll be here. I think that's the 26th. I'll be there. I'll be there for that. 100%. All right, line that up for us. But the set, it's gonna be so dope man, what do you see this thing?

I can't wait. I'll be there and and then I'm in LA for shows in LA happening soon. July 16th, 17th, ha ha. Los Angeles, California, come on out. Almost all shows are sold out. July 16th, there's 17th. Then I'm in Tacoma, Washington, right outside Seattle,

July 29th to 31st. August 12th to the 14th, Las Vegas, Nevada. Grand Open of Wiseguys right outside the the 14th Las Vegas, Nevada, grand open of wise guys right outside the strip there in Las Vegas, Nevada, Rallye, North Carolina, August 19th to 21st. They're all right. Nope. Refused to September night through the 11th San Jose, California San Jose improv. And then I don't know why it's not on there.

Whoever created this graphic, I'm going to slap in the face. San Antonio is September 24th, 25th. That's at the Bud Light AT&T courtyard right there in San Antonio, biggest shows I've ever done. Once you're on Friday, once you're on Saturday, in order to get tickets, you gotta use the pre-sale code thick, thick with three C's.

We'll have special merch there just for the San Antonio crowd, you can only get in person special uh... spurs inspired thick boy merch uh... all in if you get the premium tickets for either twenty fourth or twenty fifth show the premium tickets is four hundred of them uh... comes with a meet and greet i don't think it says on the tickets but there will be meet and greets for those premier cebings alright i'm looking up uh... dry sixteen seventeen tha ha

loss and just let's ride that's right I got I got Oh, no, the big dick would be there. Yep, and I got Houston Improv in August at just side. I think it's the 21st. I'm not sure. Houston Improv. Yeah. Oh, the Houston Improv that I got I got the shit. You had a heart for Connecticut. No, I'm not doing that. I'm already heart for anymore. Hey, guys, one thing I always forget is we are we are running audio only conspiracy social club

Old podcasts. No because of YouTube and they'll they'll ban us Conspiracy shit, so but we we're running the old episodes back every Monday So if you want to listen to the audio of that it's me and Sam tripling and we've laid down some he's so funny Because if I love Sam yeah, we're not allowed to put it on YouTube. If you go on YouTube, they're gonna ban you. They'll ban you. You talk about, like, you're talking about, like, vaccine conspiracy, we just talk about everything.

Sam, like, is... You talk about consensus. No, we don't talk about consensus. That's like, so what happens is, some of you're talking about, like, government officials and vaccines. We talk about everything. Sam talks about everything,

and I try to bunk it, right? But the thing is, yeah, I create the show. We go, we get into these crazy arguments, but some of them are so good, and I was like, let's run, because it was on Patreon for so long. Now we're on rock fin exclusive. You're not, oh, because we jumped over to rock fin video.

Because Vimeo took us off first for a minute. Yeah, what are you guys talking about? A lot. Whenever you talk about conspiracy, you should have invented Vimeo. The sample's no punches, so what happens is, you know, for a second we got a little bit. I know. No punches. So what happens is, you know, for a second, we got a little bit of a little bit of a time.

I know. Hey, your hands are all over me. So you guys are just going to be like, it's crazy. Hey, I'm not that type of New York. So the audio's available only. Audio only. So we want that back. Is Raku or Rockfit?

Rockfit. Rockfit. Rockfit. Rockfit. Rockfit. Rockfit. Rockfit. or okay, FIN.com. The video on RockFen. Yeah, that's great video. So we have that going, and then we have all your old dates there and the ones you're not doing. So I know, so we're done.

I can't get all that shit off. All right, love you guys. We're out. Later.