The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 710

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

The guys are in the new studio and talk someone peeing in the audience at Brendan's LA show, Nicolas Cage in The Pig, freedom of speech, dental office employee pulling 13 teeth, geese attacks and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, here we are. New studio, buddy. New studio. I love it. Because Daddy just shows up. Daddy just shows up. Daddy just shows up. I want to help, but you don't need your help.

Yeah, you don't need my, you put on, basically, the studio. No. Because I'm not going to be like, well, I think that color doesn't work. It's just not my thing. This is the texture color. I wish it was. This was the inspiration from Chin and Brian Johnson put it

together, but me and Chin had this idea. And Brian Johnson ran with it built it all by hand. I said, Brian Johnson's a monster. I love making me my graphic right now. I'm now now July. Oh, you do. 29 July 29. I won't be around for the entire 29th because I got to leave in the morning because I got to drive to the inland empires the Ontario improv So I'm gonna leave it six a.m. Why?

I'm kidding, but you know it just takes oh you ever made it there if you ever made it from I would rather fly to New York. I would rather fly to New York. I got my minor the Ontario improv. I got it you got to leave Three hours. It's gonna take three hours to get there got it. You got to leave three hours. What'd you say? It takes three hours to get there. It takes three hours to get there. It takes three hours to get there. See how long, see how long, this is fucking LA.

See how long, what is the mileage between Venice and the Ontario improv? Let me see what it is. I'm on the front end. I'm driving to Calbassas for daddy. I loved it. I go up to the C-A. Oh really?

Yeah it's a nice drive. I love it. I love it. You take a ping or a Malibu can and get there. I go up to the C.A. Yeah, it's a nice drive. And I love it. I love it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it.

And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it.

And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. And I like it. I love this studio. And I'm out of here. Okay, it's only an hour 27 right now, Brian. It's only an hour 27. So that's 59 miles and it's gonna take when on,

well, if you leave in rush hour, like if you leave it at three. Even then, but then I gotta hang out. So, okay, so I'll leave it three. I get there at five. My show doesn't start at eight. I'm not on stage, so at eight thirty. It's almost better to leave at six.

It's almost, it's a risk. It's a little risk, but I'm known for taking risks. I have Bill Bur're flying a helicopter. I would spend Good money. You mean all your money to make that we can on one trip to and by helicopter Not to avoid traffic. There's also nothing to do in that zero. I love the people I love the most gloves in the country 100% the whole in the empire that they come to laugh

I love you Mr. Good time at the ha. My first time doing sets there. You've done sets there. I've done sets there for many years. I've never done sets there. Only done set, you know, uh, ice house. I'm gonna do a week. I like it. It was great. Yeah. Great crowds. Great rule. Guy pulled his dick out. Guy pulled his dick out. Pulls his face out. Obviously on drugs or not all there. Ah, definitely was an outlaw because the security said, when we let him in, he was normal dude.

He must've took something, because he went from zero to 100. Did some pain, did some pain. Dude, he pissed on a group of Mexicans that didn't appreciate it. Thick Mexicans too. You're not gonna get away with that. No Mexicans are gonna let you do that.

They beat the shit out of them. Yeah, rightfully so. Now, Big J shop was ready to go as well. He was. So this guy had his hands full. Dude, that's it. The guy this guy had his hands full Dude there The guy seems like he clearly wasn't all there He thought he was in you know what happens? He probably thought he was in the bathroom and he pulled his

I think he was so drugged up. He just pulled his dick out there now his girl was also fucked up really Sometimes though, you know shit can happen where your disorder and you have a brain. I don't think so No, I've never done that. I'm trying to be a comedy show. No, I'm saying that you can, like I know somebody who had dementia and they're young and they took their pants off in the restaurant. That'd be the exception.

This guy was fucked up on drugs and dude, but he pissed on the wrong, like, you're my big boy. I can't do that. My big boy friend was back to beat the show. Now the cops came and they're like, I mean, what do you want to do? Like, what do you want to do? Like, what do you want to do? What you do is you go,

this is why you have to have bouncers in your comedy clubs. And I've done comedy clubs where there weren't any bouncers. Me too, St. Louis, he'll be a problem. No security. Really? No security. Now you're a security.

It was a nightmare. Jay Shobbles, it's pretty good. Jay, Jay's fucking. I had my boy, he's like my number one fan. He looks like one third and fucking the strong span contest and and J. Shobb and they hem this fucking guy up Okay, now Chrissy Chrissy D was standing in the back He's from New York. I thought he no Chrissy Chrissy D stayed in the back He'll stand the back. He'll avoid his comic

But you get the couple thick boys who get in there and they get under his arms. You got to get under your arms You get you get you get your hands this part of your hands. He got thrown in the back Throwing out the back like a like you know in the movies, when they throw a guy over the saloon or something, that's why he got thrown to the ground. I had a long man. And his dick was out. I wasn't feeling it.

I wasn't Philly. I had a large drunk man. Grab me about the upper ribs and his, the blade of his hand was under my armpits. And he had me there and he goes like this, he goes, I liked what you did. And I couldn't really move, he had me all. Big guy. He had me all like kind of like a little toddler,

like a little toddler. Just shaking me about. Yeah, and I was like, and I felt very violated. This guy got dealt with, this guy here, because we're married, it puts on Mexicans too. So Mexicans weren't happy. Yeah. Why do you do?

I mean, 10 minutes into the act. Start and I just hear she goes, what the fuck? What in the fuck? I go whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. I'm sorry. We're such big fans.

We've been waiting for this. She goes, no, this guy's dick is out, man. I go, his dick's out right now. She goes, yes, look, he's peeing. He pissed on my shoe. Oh, no. And then afterwards we get done like what the fuck and then Chris He's like that was great man. I've been calmly for fucking ever. I've never seen that. That was great

I look at comic did you get that cows like I got that I'm like holy shit. We got the sun tape He looked like he was smiling and just standing there right he looked like just sitting there like yeah Yeah, there's not much you can do, huh? When a guy's that out of it and just gone is I mean, I did the first thing that you and I would I said was a big dick. My first out one was a big dick. Yeah. Big dick, no one's even playing. Yeah. You a big old piece out, start peeing.

Everyone's like, all right, that's cool. Wow. Small dick, we can't have. A little pointer. I didn't see it out. Did anyone see the dick? I mean, Jay had to apprehend them, but it was dark. It was dark. It's hard to apprehend. That's how you know it's not a big dick though.

It's a big dick, so you're gonna shine them out of what? You come up from behind. Make sure you don't get the peepee on you. Yeah, you can't have any of the peepee on you. We talked to people after they were cool. We got, we got, I didn't do any, so I knew it wasn't big. They're like, oh!

Did they mop it up? Yeah, yeah, they mop it up. They put caution signs. And they relocate the people. And this is where I fucked up. They relocated the people. And they're actually talking about the trauma they just went through Yeah, but I thought they were talking to my act So then I let them up and after the show like dude we we weren't talking we we got real

I was like I'm so sorry. Yeah, I am so sorry. Yeah rough night for them That's a tough one. That's like my friend who did a Broadway play and said you got to keep it down in the middle of the play because the guy was making noise and the guy was on a respirator. He was a paraplegic, quadriplegic. So his machine was going, you got to keep it down. You got to keep it down. Can we just, sir, it's my iron lung. I know, but then Kesset Frutt wrote it. He was actually, no, he was back. Oh, it must've been loud, right?

It's a little loud. And what are you gonna do in that situation when you're here and, you can't be like, hey, keep your iron lung. Well, then it's gonna make a scene if he's like, sorry, fucking, yeah, can you die for, yeah. I mean, can you not come to yourself?

You not do that? I took, oh, I saw Space Jam this weekend. Took to Tiger C Space Jam. You know what's weird is he was like, oh, I don't want to see Space Jam. And I'm like, dude, I'll show you fucking Space Jam. I was gonna show him the Jordan when we all grew up on. But he loves LeBron.

Like him and his little friend were playing basketball the other day. And you know how we used to, when we were kids, Michael Jordan or, you know, people Kobe, I hear Tiger go, LeBron James. I'm like, holy shit. That's his Jordan, that's insane. That's right.

So he wanted to see the movie, I was taking the movie, and I don't like LeBron anymore, for a variety of reasons. But I was like, all right, so I went in with a negative attitude. It was fucking good, dude. And he was good, wasn't he? No, no, not at all. He was, in the beginning, he was acting like, oh, this can be a fucking disaster.

Yeah. But then he's only in it for like, you know, the first 10 minutes and then he's in cartoon world. So it's just his voice, which is great. When he's animated, it's fantastic. Right. Dude, it's a good fucking movie. It is.

It was really good. Dude, and it's two hours long, and I was like, way too long for a kid movie. Tiger's not gonna like this. And he loved it. He loved it. loved it halfway through You know again big bag of skittles. I'm like dude don't eat all those you can get sick I'm telling you get sick. I like him to learn. I don't want to just tell him he needs to learn

So I see him keep eating them like I'm telling you doing it fucking sick. You have Nate lunching it That's too much sugar. He keeps eating them keeps eating them halfway through the middle goes that don't feel good I'm like I told you dude. I like, what do you want to do? He's like, the best friend of mine. So he's like, yeah, whatever. The movie's so good, he forgets about it. We're walking out. He starts going, I got dude, I fucking told you.

I said, why you take a piss, I'm throwing up, do it in the bathroom. So we walk in there. And whenever like, if somebody blows up a bathroom, he like has a ill reaction to it, he'll just start gagging. So we're walking there someone some Dude blew it the fuck up walkin' and he goes there. We gotta get out of here. I go I gotta take a piss, dude So just hang tight. He's gonna. Don't you throw up. There's all this be like don't throw up. I'm peeing so hard

I'm like dude. Just hold it. He's gonna do sure enough just like big daddy He ain't broke You're like that. Yeah, I'm like that. Rainbow throw up all over the bathroom. And I go, let's get the fuck out. I don't have a mop. I get dropped something there. We get in the car, you feel big,

as I feel so much brown. I'm like, probably better use through all that up. He goes, dad, do we have to go back and clean? I go, no Tiger, some poor soul who's can pay minimum wage has to go in there now and clean up your fucking mess. Did I tell you about my son where we were walking the dog and you find things out about your kids? My son, he was into vampires and I said, well, the best movie is Gary Olman and Dracula.

You got to see this. And he finds out where he becomes a vampire by renouncing God. I show them the scene where the statue start to cry because his meat has been killed and the statue start to cry. And then there's blood everywhere and he drinks the blood and my son started gagging. Well, my son, it was on YouTube and what I didn't realize is some people can't do that. Some my son goes, oh no no, I just remember he goes that's disgusting Oh, and then we're walking and he's he's holding the stomach. He's dramatic. He's like a hacker. He's going, oh, I can't Come on, come on, come on. He's I can't Well, he I look at his face and I go, well, you're sheet white. You're sheet white and he starts to pass out

your sheet white, your sheet white. I made him sick. And he starts to pass out. My son, from the blood. My son, like some people can't see blood, they pass out. Yeah, some people like that. That's what he has. I don't give a fuck. I had to, me neither.

But his grandfather has that, not my dad, but his, yeah. So, it's a reddit here. It is. So, and I had a girlfriend like that. I'm like that if I see shit. Oh really? Yeah. You faint or you just, oh gag. Well, yeah. Yeah, I don't like shit. I, I, Oh really? Yeah. You faint or you just...

Oh gag. Well yeah. Yeah I don't like shit. If there's shit like there, like my girl does well with like Boston says a blout diaper. She's like, you got to change this one like, oh my god. That's terrible. And I'll change them going, oh you literally gag.

Oh dude, I can't. I don't gag. But I realized that my son couldn't handle it. So I had to carry him home. I felt so bad because I thought he was fucking around so I come on Let's go out of all the fucking vampire movies show them that one from the nineteen I felt terrible No, from the 80s or 90s get younger to me. It was like 92 show them like interview with the vampire lost boys I don't know man

I just remember that one scene where he's like renouncing God and I was like you had to see this and I was like wrong There's somebody got one There's blood everywhere. And he drinks the blood and that's sent him over the edge. He was like, uh. Do I tell you what, like you shouldn't do with a five year old, you know, everyone's like, man, you're so much watch Rick and Morty. I'm like, yeah, you don't get a lot of it.

It's fine. The last episode on season five, fucking Morty, there's a kid, so if you never seen show Morty's mom is a veterinarian. And so there's a machine where they melt the horses, they get the semen out, and Morty's going, and he's like, mom, let's get out of here. And there's a machine, and he goes, what's this?

He puts his hand and he's like, oh, that's a warm hole. And so he fucks the machine. And then his semen, it goes into the horse semen. Well, Rick is like, oh, I'm doing this thing where I take the semen and I blah blah blah. And there's not for kids here. Told of this not for kids. None of it.

So there's these giant sperm things in it. Well, and he goes, Dad, why can't we watch a new Rick and Morty? Because I watched the night before to make sure he can watch it. I watch it like, you can't see that one. And then he goes, Dad, that's what you do, didn't record it. He was there recording. You believe that? Didn't record it, dude.

So we'll watch next week. So hopefully last night's was at least somewhat not have to deal with fucking cum. We got to say, how do you do spoiler Rick and Morty show up in the new space jam? Oh, really? They're getting big time.

They have a lot of great cameos in the new space jam. Like a lot. Have you seen it? Yeah. They have the Game of Thrones. It's all Warner Bros. Game of Thrones. I'll do you one on that. My daughter's 12. She's in the fantasy novels. Have you seen it? Yeah What are the game of thrones? I call it It's all Warner Bros. Right? Game of thrones. I'll do you one on that. My daughter's 12. She's in the fantasy novels. She's read all the fantasy novels

She read Game of Thrones? She didn't read that but I said you need to watch Game of Thrones Because you're gonna love this because you read all the fantasy novels You got to watch Game of Thrones. I don't remember Game of Thrones. I don't remember the first episode You're gonna know the sex and gays. No, I sure didn't really. I don't remember Game of Thrones. I don't remember the first episode. You remember all the sex and gays though. I sure didn't really. I mean, I should have, she's 12. She's 12. She's 12, so we watched it and, well, the season.

Pitter-Dead. She's in her brother. Yeah, not like that. Peter Dixon. On top of her dead son. There's that. Come on, daddy. And Peter Dixon, kids watching it.

The Dinklet, she was a, in a horror house. He's a small person. He's in a horror house. He's getting blown. Yes. And I, That scene comes in and I go, I'm literally like, no, like that.

And my daughter to her credit just went, I gotta go and just got the fuck out. She knew her's up. And I, Game of Thrones is, and then her mom found out that I had shown her Game of Thrones and I got, my ex was like,

are you out of your fucking mind? And I was like, this is what I was doing. I was like this, sorry. But if you could just get rid of the sexing, just a great, for kids. Especially she's into that. Yeah, but incest and a small guy getting blown,

not yet. There's a lot of murder too. A lot of murder. All the murder. A lot of titties. A lot of titties. Back then, like, fucking lit, dude. It did lit, it did look lit.

Yeah, don't say lit, you're too old for it. I like being lit, oh dude. Became a throw, I'm watching it right now, second time. It's better the second time. You know all the storyboard and it's great. Yep. Yeah, it was very interesting. I, uh, you missed, you were supposed to come

to the show inside, you missed Chrissy D. I heard Griffin open on Friday, Big J Shop. Stevie was there, Stevie got up. I wish I could really. Stevie and Cap got a there, Stevie got up. I wish I, really? Stevie and Cap about a dog, they're about a weener dog. You did? Yeah, we're picking it up in September. You're what?

We're picking it up in September. I September. That's when it's eight weeks old and it can go inside. Oh, he's young, yeah. Yeah, it was just born, I think, last week. And so you order them online and you got a drive, Stevie was saying you drive to Austin, fly to Austin and drive back. Yeah, because the barator is in Franklin, Texas. And so we have to go to Austin and then drive to her to. And they're not enough dogs in

LA where the fuck you went through all this. Uh, Stevie really likes blonde weiner dogs. Basically like a dog that looks like him. We also like. Yes. And so it's really rare to find a blonde weiner dog and we could only find one From a breeder in Texas. Do you have to have a blonde weiner dog? Wait, why not? The blonde weiner dogs. It has to be long. It is a cute dog Yeah, you don't know that doesn't look like Stevie. Well, that's not a weiner dog. Is it? Yeah, that's a weiner dog That's that's a dog So that one's cool. You see that one down there with like the long here. Mm-hmm. That thing looks like shit Well, you got your noses though

I mean, it's cute I just want a dog that's gonna bite a home invader but that's my own problem that's not gonna your Corgi's hey bubble your Corgi's not gonna do that you're a German Shepherd well though yes he will yeah that Corgi's not doing to do shit's correct oh we changed the name I'm not naming it Uni anymore I'm naming it butters like the character from South Park oh that'd be cool butters and it's blonde butters are great now oh that's dope and it's a blonde dog butters are cool. But it's a grower boy. Boy, that's great.

Butters are great now. Butters are great now. We just want to be able to. Dogs are a big step in a relationship. Is it? Oh, yeah. The biggest step besides the kid, you guys are sharing a fucking live creature.

I mean, we live together already. I feel like that's bigger than having a dog. No, dog way bigger. Because you guys break down. It's a, now it's complicated. Who gets the dog? Oh, he and I have had this fight before. I say I'm keeping the dog.

He says he's gonna steal the dog if we break down. Who paid for the dog? He and I both did. That's tricky. Well, but it's technically, I don't know. I just feel like I would go on. The dog goes to wherever the dog is gonna be happiest if you have left in a room.

But the thing is, this is a harbinger for kids. Yeah happens is all of a sudden whoops Yeah, I mean the dogs a huge step cat But also I feel like it's more Stevie's dog because he's the one balls deep in gold winner dogs Like you would have got a dog in LA for isn't for Stevie Yeah, true. Well, I hadn't lived in an actual house before Like me living with Stevie. He and I only lived in apartments for a while. So he hasn't had a dog either. Yeah, but it's his vision to get the boy.

It's his vision. Kids are so... I feel like he definitely needs it more than I would. Like, it'd be depressing if he didn't have a dog. Well, also that dog's in hay or Stevie more than you, because Stevie does nothing Monday through Saturday. Like, he's gonna be at home? He hangs. He hangs. With the dog. No one can hang this.

Better than Stevie. True. He's just most trustworthy. I mean, the dog's gonna be with him 24-7. Basically. It's gonna be Stevie's dog. Yeah. That dog gets messed up.

Yeah, my friend brought two dogs that are giant mastiffs and- Love mastiffs. Yeah, the problem is that you can't have two mastiffs like that unless you know, because just so much dog on when they're puppies, it's just a lot. I mean, the fucking- I had a-

I had a lot or so much. My friend asked my friends to- They take dinosaur shits too, that's a problem. They take like, it's like me shitting on the ground. They shitting your house at the night. Yeah. They, my friend went to, I brought his kids to the zoo in LA. I didn't know it was a great zoo. That was a zoo? I never been, I didn've been here one next to a Glendale right now you're kind of Glendale-ish

Yeah, I get this off the one one apparently there's every animal there chimps everything Mr. Zoo you know, you know, I Didn't know I thought it was there's LA and San Diego's oh there it is. Oh, oh Bro, you been LA too long. You know we had a fucking zoo with the biggest city in the nation. I didn't know that. I'm an idiot. I've been here only 26 years. But here's the thing. They got a crock too. All zoos do, dude.

Oh no, dude. You're annoying me. Not no one's zoos have animals. I said to my family, I said to my friend's kid, I go, if you could have one animal as a pet, he just got back from the zoo. Apparently, he knows everything about animals. If you could have one pet, what would it be?

And he looks at me, he goes like this, like he goes like this. He goes, and either. Like dumb question, I go, what? He goes, and either, I go, why? He goes, because they're majestic. Oh, that's cool. And I go, what does that mean? He goes, they run really fast, they can climb, and they eat ants.

If I have ants, I just let them free. Great idea. It's like, all right, I can't argue with you. I can't believe you've ever been to the LA. Oh, it's an American alligator. Pfft. Pfft. When you have a Nile crocodile talk to me.

I took Tiger to the LA Zoo years ago. And as soon as we walked in, there's a rhino fucking another rhino. No. Dude, its dick was the size of this sign. It was huge. It was the best part of the trip. Yeah, they got giant tongs.

And then there was like a whole class and then teachers like, let's keep moving. You know, because they don't apparently act like it doesn't happen. That's like, all right, if like you move right, I was busy. I'm like, no, they're not. That's how you're taking in, buddy. I watched a monkey a chimp or whatever this fucking jack off and then start eating its own. Oh, yeah, that was interesting. It's the same thing. All right, let's uh, it's on. Oh, yeah, that was interesting. It's the same thing. All right. Let's, uh, yes, move the dad. Let's get going. Let's move it down before it picks the shit up. The San Diego Zoo has that dope, uh, panda exhibit. It's like super cool panda exhibit. They're all about pandas. I'm in the gym. And because the pandas are so like rare to see like that, some baby panda, I guess, you get a, it it is a time limit like each person gets two

minutes and you gotta keep moving wow that's dope really and you see it can you see it can do they have chimps at the L.A. Zoo yeah dude it's a zoo got chimps name a fucking animal chimps are hard to fucking deal with I'm just saying hey every zoo in America has a champ yeah every single thing got chimped chimpanzees there whoa yeah there's a but my friend told me that there was the male chimthe the dominant the higher the patriarch or whatever Who's just a fucking jacked out at the zoo? Yeah, like a real bad every zoo you've ever been to has chimps It's the first thing they buy. I don't know not the San Diego. They have bonobos. No, San Diego has chimps Shims no shims bonobos are miniature chimps, but they solve things with sex. Shimponsi solve things with violence.

So the problem is when you have a bunch of chimps there, there's a chance one of them gets killed. Not these chimps, not the zoo. No. Another boring as fuck. Until they're not. It's where I went about this. Zoo's are kind of lame.

The animals are all depressed in there. I don't like them. They're all bored. I don't like them. No, I just don't. My kid doesn't like them either. After 30 minutes, I was like, dude, where are we doing? Yeah, I just don't. I don't. San Diego Zoo is as good as it gets, but they say that LA's just as good. I

get to be honest. LA's right up there. I can't believe never been in the LA zoo. It's fucking massive. They should bring the kids if they like it. Now, will my nine year old and 13 year old like space chamber are they too too old Are you kids not really into sports though right? no No then right not yeah, she's watching Game of Thrones and she's not yeah, she's an anime. I don't think so. Yeah, she's yeah It's good though. You know, it's good if your kids into sports It's a good fucking movie song have you seen I heard this new movie Pig with Nicholas Cage, it's supposed to be really fucking good.

Really? What's it on? He's lost his truffle pig. Oh, I'm out. I hear it's really good. Who told you this? Some people who know the difference. People in the industry.

Let's look at what's on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh, he looks terrible. Yeah, but I hear he's phenomenal. Well, he's a great actor, dude. Yeah, he's just crazy. He's crazy. He's legit crazy. He's like, about a T-Rex head. I'm like, dude, you a great actor. Yeah, he's just crazy. He's crazy. He's legit crazy He's like about a T. Rex head. I'm like, dude. You have no money. Oh, he buys he buys castles and shit

Yeah, he's great. Yeah, he's he's absolutely reckless He's reckless, but he's a killer Rotten men is how to do 97 yeah, that's super wow supposed to be really good supposed to be like insane Dude 97's great And obviously for well Nicholas Cage. I mean he's made some weird movies, but he's also awesome He's great, yeah, he's awesome. He gets made like every other fucking Thursday. He sure does He's just a watch pig my friend knew him a little bit and and he had a he just bought an emerald tree bow

He's great, you know you just has money and just just having a weird ridiculous clothes He has the weird fucking hair plugs and shit Legend though, dude. Yeah, and he wanted he would always want to share things with you Like you have this special caviar. I pull out of a vault and put it on this great. Well try this He sends fantastic watch you and watch your face. I like this guy. Well, he's a guy who came up in LA with all the Sean Penn and all those guys.

Super famous. Did all of that and just said fuck LA, fuck cats. Dude, after a while you're like, face up while he lives here, but I hear you. Face up? Yeah. But I get fuck LA, especially right now, the mass mandate, and you're weird,

they put it back on. It's unbelievable to me. And everybody's like, okay. The LA sheep are like, we'll do it. Yeah. I thought there'd be more of an uproar. You know, it's amazing to me. Nothing.

It depends on what you listen to. We have a friend, only say anything, we have a friend who wants to bet me a hundred grand that we get locked down in November again And he's like look at the recall they're doing the recall they moved up September because they're locked you down in November like fuck But they'd had the only way they'd lock you down in November as if they could justify the number of deaths and the over see You know about overwhelming the healthcare system. Yeah, yeah So but you got a figure in the winter the cold is going to come back.

And they like to contribute that to COVID no matter what, right? So, could you get dicey? That, yeah, that, I don't know. Do we lock down again? I can't, I can't, I can't, I cannot. That'd be, that'd be the strong account. So, that's worth getting arrested for passive resistance. the strong account. So that's worth getting arrested for passive resistance. I mean, I guess dude, what are you fighting? What are you gonna do? You're making a statement and you get a group of people that come into places, public areas without masks and you sit down. I mean, good luck with that, Bola. It works. No, it doesn't. It does. No, it doesn't. Passive resistance works. They've tried to all last lock down restaurant. If enough people do it, you do it. You don't have a bunch of people who did it in a target here

in California, do you remember? They were like yelling at people in the target for wearing masks and trying to rip them off. I'm gonna have to go. Some of that, the government's not gonna bend to that. You'd have to be like mass amount of people. What has to happen is they have, when you make enough of a spectacle,

they have to justify because what happens then is the the politicians and health bureaucrats put on the spot to justify why these lockdowns are happening with so much civil unrest and then then what happens is you don't have enough civil unrest. Well that's how you put pressure on people on your elected officials if you have civil unrest and we don't have civil and right that's the number one ingredient we don't have that everyone's cool that's right if you if you've been not cool with it then newson's like i'll fuck out of this that's just you recall i don't need this i agree but also the the

would for people nine california you understand the state of california saying the mandate doesn't make any sense not back by science it's just the county of Los Angeles. That's what's not. It's incredible. And then the power, they think. It's sadistic.

And then the LAPD was like, we're not enforcing this. Like, again, this isn't backed by science. We're not enforcing any of these rules. So technically, you don't have to, but LA County Sheriff's One En mask mandate not back by science. So it's really up to the stores and restaurants what they want to do. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. Most of them, I mean, I went to Starbucks or I totally forgot. Like, I'm not a guy who's going to fight this.

It's, I mean, what are you going to do? Then I just forgot. No one said anything. I walked out like, why the fuck is everybody back in mass? And I was like, oh my God, the mass man. I went in Costco without a mask. he about back in mass? And I was like oh my god the mass man did I went in Costco without a mask when everybody was a mask when yesterday I'm lying Yeah, you're lying doing a little bit of a lie. Yeah, I just realized I

You're gonna wear a mask. I did go in there and then everybody's wearing a mask and then I put one on but I kept my nose out Tight move. Yeah, that was my way of resisting It's not much we can do no there and but the the I went to Costco the day before and everybody had mass And I didn't have it was like me and three other people Yeah, it doesn't matter. Are you kidding me right now? I went to the mall and Saturday nobody had mass got Nobody nobody nothing good Yeah, but the the mandate was I find them so claustrophobic and and

Like the worst is for kids. We know you know the effect has on kids and their lungs and stuff, it's terrible. Driven fucking nuts. Yeah, I just wonder if people could just push back some. You know how it is, question LA, with Newsom, give them an answer, you're gonna take a fucking month. That's the, if they go, oh shit, they don't care about the mass.

All right, let's lock down the businesses. Look, that's the history of, that's the history of our world, where the way you control people is it's a gradual, you gradually take their... I mean, figure out, look at the lock down, as you remember, like it's only been two weeks. A year later, y'all, figure out what they're gonna do. The best thing I heard was the ideas,

well, this could never be, this United States could never turn into Hitler's Germany or Stalin's Russia. Oh, yes, it is. Well, they said the same thing. Well, no, yes, they can. They also said the same thing. I realize it could. Once I realize how everyone just goes, like, she goes off.

They just go, I'm like, oh, fuck, dude. Well, we are a country that was based on the idea that, you know, the government is, the government has to be afraid of its electorate. The government has to be serve it our whim. That's not what it is. It's a refined democracy. You do it through the legislature. You represent the people.

Yeah. Not anymore. But it's unbelievable. Yeah. That's what bothers me. So I don't know. A lot of challenges. Yeah.

The biggest challenge is facing all of us. The biggest challenge is facing all of us. The biggest challenge is disinformation. Both sides are using disinformation, misinformation, malinformation, whatever you want to call it, bullshit, and they're a narrative to alienate or isolate the other side. So what happens with that is that we have to have a group of people, a nonpartisan group that can at least we can rely on to say this is true This is not true. That's very important like you can win elections that way you can you can you can literally float rumors that By the time people find out it's bullshit. It's too late

So we have to figure out a way to do that. That's very important. That's the new challenge You read what most people futurists and people are talking about this stuff, they're all like the big. Look at the mass mandate now. Like if you, if, if, if new sum or Garcetti, whoever locked us down with the mass mandate, if you would have had like a town hall meeting and someone stood up and like, Hey, all right, we're down for the mass, but why are you doing it? What science do you have? And if you laid out the stats, I think most people like, right, that makes sense.

But when the science doesn't back it, we have the and if you laid out the stats, I think most people are like, all right, that makes sense. But when the science doesn't back it, we have the lowest COVID per capita out of any place in the nation, then it's just like, why are you doing it? That's all I'm asking for. I wanna why, can you tell me why? I want a health bureau. And Newsom goes, you don't deserve it. Here are the stats.

That's my issue, Newsom goes, you don't deserve it. It's unbelievable. I need stats. But then how it can't last too long, because the thing about this, they've sold out the Dodger Stadium, the Ram Stadium, the sold out to, the sold out. So you're gonna say, well, then also,

so they're sold out. So if we play in LA, you're gonna have half capacity, but then full capacity in Arizona, so that makes no sense. But then also, if we're forced to wear masks, why would anybody get vaccinated? So if your entire push is to scare people and to get vaccinated, if we stuff to wear a mask, why would you get vaccinated? The hard thing because the thing to get vaccinated was,

oh, we can have freedom. We have vaccine. We get freedom. The problem is we're all vaccine here, but now we're back in mass. So if you're not vaccinated, like, no, do you have to wear a mask? Why would I do it? There's a large, but there's a large anti-vax movement. And also Americans are not going to stand for the fact that you have to prove you've been vaccinated, right? It's a violation of their privacy. So it's, it's, it's difficult because what you're saying is, are you vaccinated? And people say, yeah, I am. You don't know if it's true. Now, if you get on a plane or you go to other countries like France, you have to show that you've been vaccinated You've been double vaccinated that same thing with most of Europe the Americans don't stand for that They're just like nah you're not gonna make me will carry a vaccine passport try floating that on CFR you get you

You could float in LA you're into it pass in LA in LA in LA it's such a shame. Yeah in LA And so it becomes a difficult thing if you know I do think vaccines work and I do think we have two billion and counting people to prove that the death rate has fallen drastically because of vaccines. But there are people that, first of all, people don't trust the science with that, they don't know what the side effects are,

they're worried about it. So the scientific community hasn't done a good enough job explaining. Well, look at that guy in my show, got Johnson and Johnson pulled his dick out You don't be like that maybe maybe it's from the vaccine dude. That's what I think I mean you're spreading the rumor I'm just saying the guy did pull his dog out. That's what he said. He had a little patch You saw a little you saw a little needle a little needle hole in his arm. He says the vaccinations why post dick out?

Well my my nephew got the vaccine and he's like, my knee, my knee's been killing me. So something, he was limping for like two weeks. Well, that's from the vaccination bubble. I love it though. Might've been, but I mean, you know, you can get a little, like second sematically, you can be like, for sure.

Chicken happening, you're like, I fucking, I pulled my dick out in during the show. If they kept the mass mandate for another year, I just moved to Venture. I just moved up the road to Thousand. I just moved up the road. Yeah, I'm not gonna leave out.

You can carry a gun up there, you can do everything. You have a macho. They never lock down. Yeah. My buddy, you know him. He moved to Venture and he goes, he goes, I'm carried gun and I'll tell you this. I guess, I got a group of guys we meet with every week

and we're forming a mosaic shot. Oh, that's smart. That's good. I was like, ah, that's productive. All right. Yeah, that sounds good. You guys planning on you working out like, you know, routes and vantage points.

I think she's spelled just as a head cold because hopefully he's backed by Wednesday Friday. Hopefully, yeah. She's not feeling well, so that's why he's not here in case you're wondering. I don't think he has the Delta, he just has the head pulled. There's a lot of that going around. Or he passed away, we don't know yet.

We don't know yet. I haven't heard from him today. Yeah, so there's a chance you could God forbid, right? Yeah, hopefully not. Hopefully not. All right, Jim, what do you got? Let's say you little break from chatting with the kid, Brian Callink, is guess what, man?

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okay so it just elbow recently got onto Instagram and he said that he wants everyone on the platform to be verified. He's 60 though. Yeah, he's 60. He wants everyone to be verified because he thinks it's weird that you can go on social media, talk a bunch of shit or like talk to people and they don't know who you are. And so he, oh, I see where he says it's similar to you. I know so there's no like troll accounts.

No troll accounts and I also think it's just like so you know who you're talking to like This is actual person not like you're lying from a burner account The process of verification and crimes them to prove their identity so everyone knows who is speaking Social media coming should make this mandatory I get what you saying Currently social media is boarding and playing not having to show ID that would never happen Well, if cowards are being supported by a vial of privacy and secrecy, this social media is not a safe place. So you just want it to be more like open. It may get nicer place maybe or something. If cowards want just

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I don't feel about it. I always say. Well, he's also from the UK. I don't have freedom of speech over there, right? Well, they do, but in the UK. Yeah. Yeah, they have freedom of speech. Do they?

The UK. I heard that there's like a specific like, if you say certain, you can't say certain things like there was a Tom daily situation where someone said that His dad would be disappointed he didn't like when gold or some shit and he was arrested You have free speech in the UK Canada has like a hate speech long there we go. That's why I'm thinking like that's what Jordan Peterson made got famous for for fighting against and and they passed it In some ways it's compelled speech, and I'm not sure I think that's been challenged

I'm either says on the right path though He's saying like these trolls hide behind these weird pseudonyms and can just you out vile shit But if it was under their real legal name and could find out who they are Then I doubt they're gonna be hide behind this like fake avatar account. I'm down with that. I'm down with it Because I think Tinder has something like that where you have your account verified if you put in your ID to show like Oh, this is actually who they say they are and then they're account of it just I'm terrified Yeah, but then again is that a violation of your privacy just to speak your mind and and to have your own account

That's the other question. Yeah, but is it, but is it okay to hide behind whatever, booger one, two, three, underscore and just say racial shit? No, because would you say that same racist shit if it was your actual account? Absolutely not, but that's only one case that the real debate is should, you know, should you be forced to disclose your identity when you just want to interact on social media and, and maybe you just want to interact on social media and maybe you just want to remain anonymous, which is your right as a human being too.

Yeah, but that's the exception in it. I think I think I disagree. I think what he's saying is like these people spewing the shit wouldn't do it if they had to. I understand, but I understand, but what if I said to you, you're not allowed to be anonymous. You'd be like, wait a minute, you know,. I would. I'd be like, yeah, cool. Because I'm not anonymous. And I would never get behind something and say some shit I went say. So you want to give a central power of the ability

to say you have to say who you are. I have a problem with it. I don't have a problem. I think it's fine to be anonymous. Because I think you would clean up the hate on social media. OK, so then how do you feel about hate speech? Would you outlaw it? Yes, you shouldn't be on the platform.

You would speak. Outlaw hate speech. Yes, shouldn't be on the platforms. Okay, but what about if you, so you would not allow people to say something racist in general? Not on, not if I own Twitter, Facebook, or YouTube, no. Okay.

They are allowed, you are allowed now on Twitter and Facebook, as long as it's not directed at someone, specifically, right? Because that falls under your first amendment right. Sure. I haven't believe in the first amendment, which is you're allowed to say anything you want. The one thing, there are exceptions, like screaming fire in a thing,

or advocating violence directly towards somebody saying go kill that guy, that would be a trouble for that. But overall protecting free speech is very important in general. I think- Just certain extent. Well, to every extent to me, but I mean- I don't think so. I think when kids are coming to us, I get bullied on social media, there has to be some

recourse over action. We can't just say, well, it's freedom of speech. It's okay that this is convoy. Well, there are harassment laws. There are harassment laws, right? So there are, but you have to be very careful about, I think when you say, well, you're not allowed to be anonymous.

So I can't write a book that's anonymous. I can't say something that's anonymous, because unless you want to just express yourself under a pseudonym, sometimes you have a pen name, which authors have done. So it's a slippery slope is what I'm trying to say and And it's a debate that I think has been had and thought about pretty pretty pretty thoroughly You see I don't think so on social media now on social media

It falls on the same category from having a Well, that was for so that's the other great. You're spreading missing for me. Well, there you go So so but then they can understand the sweetest and wonder when the election we want to be able to contact this well but i understand so so face book let's just take face book let's take twitter let's take um... uh... instagram instagram let's take you to that let's take you to

let's take face book let's say um... twitter. You, if you have a group of people spreading, like they've got a sophisticated information network. And they start saying something like this particular group of people, let's say Koreans or Chinese people in this particular neighborhood, are responsible for X, Y, and Z. And it's a lie. We've seen this in other countries. And then you get a mob of people

that with their pitchforks come into that neighborhood and start causing wreaking damage. Or let's just talk about what's going on now. Say what you will about vaccines, but vaccines do have an effect. They have had a positive effect on, I'm gonna get shit for this, but on the fact that COVID is no longer as much a threat

and old people take it, they can move about, they won't die, because they're immune to COVID. If you look at the two billion plus people have had it and you look at the actual data, the real data from all over the world, that bears out, that is a fact. When you have people who are actively spreading misinformation about a vaccine,

like, for example, it makes women infertile, which is not true. There's just no science to that. But there are strong networks that are saying that and people are buying into it so people aren't getting the vaccine. As a platform, you kind of have a duty to tackle that. You have a duty to kind of go, I might get sued. This is misinformation and it's actually causing the economy to stay close long. But is it not freedom of speech? Back to your point. That would be, this is the biggest

challenge we face. Misinformation and deliberate, lying on a platform when you own it privately, you might be responsible for that, so you kind of have to limit free speech in that sense. That's what I'm saying. But then you open up the floodgates because then we're, it's a big fucking problem. I don't have the answer. I am a big advocate of free speech in the first amendment, 100%. And the way it is deal with free speech is more free speech. But we are dealing with a precedent we've never had to deal with it before, right?

I'm saying I don't think it's been looked at or studied that much. Well, it's new. I mean, I'm saying you're a point. That's your point, that's my original point. To your point. So what do you do? Because you get so much shit when you censor people.

I don't think you allow hate speech or misinformation. That's their responsibility. How do you allow hate speech or misinformation. That's their responsibility. How do you define hate speech? Here's the problem. Now, because somebody's defining that, so the problem with hate speech is if I say a man is a man and a woman is a woman, or if I say biological women, biological men shouldn't be in women's sports, Let me tell you something.

That's considered hate speech on a lot of platforms. Why? Because a very active minority, tiny group of people that are very active and loud are bullying and making it very dangerous for you to say otherwise, because you will lose your job. Now we've got a problem, you understand? Slipy slope.

It is. That's, and we know that historically It's a slippery slope because somebody has to delineate and Designate and define what what hate speech is and that's why every time it hits the Supreme Court It's shot down because you're like who's the one who's who the fuck is saying this is hate speech because you can start saying anything And this trend this agenda with the trans trans agenda thing there are people in that group who are just not reasonable about certain things. Do you think biological men should be allowed to compete in women's fighting, for example?

Do you think a man who had no estrogen replacement, let's just take an extreme example? And they have long hair or whatever, and they say, I wanna sprint in the women's division of the Olympics. I think they need to open up more divisions for more transgender. There you go. That's fine.

Now hold on. They should be allowed to compete. You get sanctioned for saying that sometimes in certain platforms. You really could. You'd be in some trouble for saying that. You'd get blowback. And if you work for certain organizations,

they would tell you you have to apologize for what you just said. For sure. Right? And that's why protecting freedom of speech is so fucking important. It's just a slippery slope, man. It's fucking. See, we get into this and all of a sudden you realize how thick it is.

You just like, I don't envy YouTube and Twitter. I don't envy that having a deal with that fuck that. What else you got Jen? So a woman was recently arrested because She broke into a dentist office and stole 23,000 dollars worth of cash and checks She then when she was arrested told the police officers that she actually was there a few days prior and she actually stole the anesthetic is that the word yeah the anesthesia that the dental office had tossed out she went in pretended like she was a dentist put

someone under and then pulled thirteen teeth out of their mouth while they were out. How do you do that? I think nobody found, nobody yet. The patient was unconscious when she started taking out the teeth. But how did the dentist not be like? That's my question. They don't specify how she got open. Was proud of mask on. Yeah, also, I'm sorry. How do you extract 13 teeth?

First of all, why? This guy's got too many teeth. And I've always wanted to pull. That's hard to eat. Oh, she's crazy. I would imagine it's kind of hard to pull a fucking tooth, isn't it? Unless that's a fantasy of yours.

Well, yeah, she did that. And then a few days later, she came back to rob the place. So she got away with originally. Did the person go in just for like a cavity film? It did not not specify 13 teeth Why I assume they're just gonna hook this person with some dope veneers on the house though I don't know man. It's like we had good news and bad news bad good news is you have no more cavities bad news is you're missing T-C can't smile for a while. He's a fucking suck. Oh my god. She looks like a fucking

Smile for a while. He's a fucking Oh my god, that's her. She looks like a fucking real 13 teeth You just did that, huh? You just saw some mouth that was open and said I got to pull those teeth clearly fucking crazy Yeah, she decided the teeth had to come out. What's the dental shop look like a pizza hug? I don't know why and where's that? The landscaping looks like shit, you know, it's in a desert somewhere You said the landscape looks like shit. It's in a desert somewhere, yeah. You said Nevada. Watch you on Nevada.

Yeah, that looks like a, that's meth-cat, a meth central. Now, let me ask you a question. What was the last time you were at the dentist? You good about the dentist? You good? I went eight years ago and the old man, you're really gifted in the, in the teeth department

because an am on your teeth for the reason, like your teeth are great. I went say no more, never went back. Because prior that, I didn't go for like 10 years. And then I went, my girl forced me to go, so I went and said, man, you're, you're genetically your teeth are pretty great. Like you don't need to come as much as other people went, oh, you know, you fucked up. I will never be back unless my teeth start to hurt.

And the only time I'm going back is my tooth crumbles. Yeah, that's it. I'm not going. The dentist, you got to go get a cleaning every six months. I just don't have time. My girls go to the six month, my kids do. I never go. I don't have time.

Yep. My kids are there every six months. I just, I'm afraid. I'm not afraid. I just don't want to get it. They said I have amazing gums. She couldn't believe how good my gums are. Dude, when she told me she's like your teeth for whatever reason, they're crazy. have no issues. I'm like really they're not brown to you. Yeah, they're brown

Well, she couldn't believe that my other definitely brown to drink so much coffee. Yeah outside that they're fucking perfect They couldn't believe that I never get a teeth clean even though my teeth are pretty yellow same thing She was like, you know for a guy who hasn't had this teeth cleaned in five years your teeth are but I use that sonic Care toothbrush. So apparently that's really good I do too, but I mean I see your teeth, dude. You could do some help. Come on man. Yeah, come on Well, once you talk like God you fucked up tell me this I know if you're just like man You get bit back in here the dentist. I'll find any recent. Let's go to the dentist. So fucking worst the dentist 13 fucking teeth, though. That's so many teeth. Imagine waking up, Missing 13 fucking teeth.

No. I just feel like, you know. So this weightlifter from Uganda went to Tokyo to see if he qualified for the Olympics. And he just didn't qualify to go to the main games and actually performed. So before he was going to be flown back to Uganda. He actually escaped his hotel room and left a note saying that he's gonna start his life over in Japan, and now living in Uganda was too hard. He told his teammates a few days before,

hey, I'm gonna leave. I don't, but once you guys find out, please tell my wife and my kids that, like, I'm starting my life over. It's a piece of shit. Yeah. Oh wow. And so they're trying to look for him right now. That sounds first of all like first of all not to be weird but it's

not hard to find that guy in there exactly three. Oh the giant black guy from Uganda. Three black people. Rolling around Japan. Yeah. You're not. It's not my thing. He met a Japanese gal. You think? Yeah. And she was like, whoa. He looks like he's crying though. He looks because. A muscular, a muscular... It looks like it out. Super athlete from Uganda. Probably working with, you know, more than the...

It just leaves his wife and kid like, yeah, you've figured out, I moved to Japan. Yeah. And he told his teammates to tell his wife and kids. Also, Japan, Japan isn't gonna necessarily be like, okay, I would imagine Japan is going to work. You're going to work.

Immigrating to Japan is super hard from whatever. You're one of the toughest. I think they allowed six Syrians in, like during the crisis, whenever it's taking Syrians in, they allowed six. Good, good, good, good. People are speculating that he bought a train ticket to three hours out of Tokyo to try to get somewhere else.

Like he's not staying in Tokyo. He's gonna try to go to another country since it's gonna be probably pretty hard for him to blend in. The story doesn't end well. They're gonna ship him back to Uganda's family's bike. What the fuck did? There's your live up the street from his kids. It's not good.

Yeah, it's not good. I mean, he probably liked the most. And this is just a clip from Barstool. What happens to this woman? This is Monday hidden, you like, oh shit. That's not good. Get ran over by a bitch in the scooter. Yeah, that's the top one. That hurt.

I'm not so bad though. It just looks like it hurts so bad. At least the lady ran over skinny. Ah, I just felt that on my feet and my lower legs. You thought you're having a bad morning, Christian? Yeah. Do you have poor lady? Yeah, she just got... Christian got in a car wreck this morning. Yep, I got a 500. Teabond. Yeah, it was not great. And was it, was all traffic stopped and someone weighed you in like, you go, that's what happened to me, where I was, I was 16 when I happened.

That one ass was like, oh yeah, you're, maybe, maybe he saw their car coming. It's a car. No, he didn't see it, Jay, just they look, they don't see anything like, yeah, you're good. And then you go, for whatever reason, you don't know that fucking pressure.

Like, thanks dude. And then you go in to make a laugh. And the car goes, did you say bags deploy? No, thank god not no but that line been the actual structural damages off like that He hit the she hit the front right fender my car like right between the door and the wheel So the she mainly clipped the wheel the wheel was bent inwards and the door was all fucked up So you couldn't like open the passenger door all the way Yeah, yep, so I'm not looking forward to that

Great way to start off my week. Yeah, I'd rather be this late truck by the fat girl on the scooter. Yeah, I would too Yeah, picture of it, but you know, yeah, it doesn't look that bad though in the pictures, but I will Pulling up cool. It's not gonna like air drop you know We're just sketch. I saw this This is on clips This has got to be the blackest Korean I've ever seen. This is incredible Let me make sure the volume's good That cake looks nice. It's gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm gonna be the blackest Korean I ever see I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about you.

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I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about you. I'm not talking about you. You know the number to the fish creep call fish creep. That's crazy. What is about the fucking ass here? I'm a fish creep. That doesn't shit. Let's get on your nerve with that. How come I got that fish creep down? You know that kind of shit. Get on your nerve with this shit. This is such a bad crazy. I've never seen my life. I feel like she's She's awesome. Yeah, she is awesome. All right. well, she's been in a hood for a long time. Yeah, she's dead. There's a bunch of Koreans in Atlanta.

So just look at the caption here. If you expect me to watch the talker's got to be like this, they just did some sort of an app to make them do that little squiggly thing. That's what you're... The fuck? I Just People just It's just god damn little thing like that make it that much more fun All right, we're talking about the master hurting and then we were just talking about not spare farm Oh, did you go yet, Chin?

No, not yet. But a lot of people started sending me like tips. Over not as very far as sneaking alcohol and all stuff. So someone actually climbed to the top of this ride. Treats up. There's not food going wild. Well, that's tempting. Supreme scrim. Supreme scrim. that's tempting. Supreme scrim.

Supreme scrim. That's tempting. Look at it. He's like this. Yeah, now what you worry about is that they're going to jump. That's what you worry about. That's what I thought so too. She's got the flag. Nice.

Look how high that is, dude. Yeah, you don't want to see that person jump. That's what you know. Of course not. You're like, I'm a fuck. They're going to jump. Look at how high that thing is. Yeah, that's where I climb up and I talk them down That's the most exciting thing that's ever happened

That's very far. I climb up and I go hey brother come on come on down. Let's talk And he gets on my back and I put I bring them down All right, um, that's not a good one this one was this was like a last week But there's some sort of research done. It's said there's no evidence to support that marijuana helps athletes. But that's not what this story is about. I know, I know. There's the story is about her breaking the rules and start to do it. And she already knew it sequences. That's all that end of story. Yeah. Like, yes, she should be allowed to race, but those them dimmed the rules, dance the rules. Dems the rules. Isn't the UFC allowing weed now did I hear that just you can't

I'm sure yeah, they won't punish you for it This is actually not the UFC, but an SAC than the Nevada state that I saw this and this is crazy too, so it's a Did goose order feeding goldfish? I think it's a goose order feeding goldfish. Cause she's shitting. Oh, crazy. She's shitting? Yeah, she's probably, oh, she,

no, she grabs food and watch. She's feeding the goldfish. I think they're taking the food from the goose. They're also probably flying cause she's shitting in the water and eat the shit. So it's kind of disgusting. How can people not eat geese more? Yeah, they're fat.

They have a lot of meat. I thought the same thing. Like, by the baboa lake, they're fucking dinosaurs. Yeah, somebody killed this thing and wrote history. This fucking thing. It sounds delicious. I know guys weren't eating all big. There were like size 12 shoes. No, fucking eat the feet, man. I agree. I get it. Kill those things. Spice the view see. Well you see a turkey turkeys are fucking hideous. Yeah fuck those handsome geese over there. I want a goose. Yeah. You know, but they do make the geese do make your um I guess your pond look good but Canadian geese. I'd love to eat it. Oh no, I'm telling you man we got to go fucking choke out some of these balboa with late geese. If I'm hungry, I'm hungry. Yeah. The shit. Oh, I'm a a bomb i'm killing that fucking thing that's right that's what you have your hands full though dude the things there's do you know i'm you i'm telling you to we will go to lake

babbo you've never seen a bigger fucking goose in your life is that right it's jack jack i don't know what it's just all all check the black fucking goose it's a black it's black it's one's black one's white might be a black swan one's black ones don't fuck around either you know i'm talking 10 times size of that do at least 10 times So what about what is a swan? I mean, I was just want that was a black swan. We just saw yeah, I don't need that Oh shit now. I'm talking a look type in giant goose this thing is a fucking tarot acto and we got to kill it Do people normally eat these fuck no, I don't haven't, I mean they eat the goose's liver. Fwa gra, right?

When I stuffed the, I haven't seen. That's, they're like that, but I don't know how big that one is, but it looks like that. That's a giant fucking goose. I'm telling you, Lake Balboa giant. I told Tiger I'm like, dude, don't get too fucking close to that thing, you have your hands full, buddhist. That's a big one.

That's right there. And they're aggressive, man. That's a do lap keys, huh? Tell you, these things look stupid. Can be in the back. They swim, they'll fly all the way to the Arctic and hang out in that cold and be like, I'm fine. Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's a good thing.

Yeah, they're aggressive, man. All right, that's it. That's a grown man. That's a goal. That's a grown golfer. That's a goal for you. Do you take your club out and fucking club that's not gonna get hilarious. That's him runninger, yeah. Do you take your club out and fucking club that's like a hilarious.

That's him running away from it. Is he Asian? That's great. I think so. Look at that fucking thing coming out of him. I'll punch that thing right here and fucking. I kind of feel like he is. Do you take one of your club down and fucking hit in the face, dude?

Yeah. I just got one. You know what? Let him bite you. That is crazy. Yeah. He's a fucking giant. You know what I'm saying? a fucking... You're a giant pussy.

You know, you fucking... You're a bitch. You got bullied by the fucking... Look at this fucking idiot trying to kick him away. Like, Conor McGregor is the upside down. What the fuck are you doing, bro? That is so illegal. Don't be up kicking a goose.

You fuck to stand your ground. Look at this. I would make so much fun of... I'm so aggressive. If my friend was this much of a pussy about it, I would make so much fun of it. They are if I can scare you though. I guess if you're a kid, you come at me as a goose, I'm gonna make it a point to keep my eyes open

and punch you in the fucking head. You don't wear those khakis and not get beat up by a goose though. All three of them have a mountain ticket. That goose won. That goose was like, get out of here, get out of my property. Look at these guys running. I would run from the goose so I don't hurt it. I don't want to hurt a goose

It depends on how aggressive it is. Yeah, I'm like kids on beat the show. Yeah, I'll kick you in the fucking I'll kick your neck I'll kick your head off your neck I think I got fuck I think that's hilarious. I guess I can see running away from it. So I don't hurt it. I don't want to fucking to hurt a goose You got to calm down goose you know what I do I slap him right in the fucking side of the head. Yeah, open hand. Yep, give him a little up. Stop, like that, like that, right in the fucking, and I go, he stopped.

What does he got, Jen? I don't know what he says. You can't kick him mid-air too. Oh, oh boy, show he Altony. Oh, the baller. That's me for best MLB player. Yeah, he's so good. Japanese dude.

He's a pitcher, yeah. Pitcher and a leader. Leads the league in home runs, too. What? Yep, and pitchers. Chinese guy, too. He hit his single to first base and beat out the first baseman and get to the back.

He's such a stun. Really? Yeah. Paley girls going crazy over him, too. He can't go anywhere and shit. Catlaxen. Who doesn't? Who doesn't?

Really? Yes, I love Asian men. I would let that man ruin my life. Big ones. There you go. Would you ditch Stevie and his golden fucking weiner dog for this guy? No, I'm too attached to Stevie. I love him. You haven't met him yet. But if I was single, yeah, this is the first DMI shoot from my account. Yeah, me fucking you know me weiner dog singing by Although Stevie keep the weiner dog too to yeah, we can replace that thing He's a hand tall All right, it's big shoulders. Oh, yeah, he's a big fun here. I'm Jesus He's Japanese Japanese what's that?

Japanese what's that? He paid the staff at the home under he was out of his $50,000 the angel staff. Yeah, he did. That was like last week. That's awesome. He's a good guy. He can pitch and he can fucking hit through a hundred mile in our fastball and leaves the league at home runs. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, he's a kid. He's killing it. They're team sucks or whatever. Yeah, he's the baller. I just saw this too. I don't know where this is from, but it's just the, oh wow. I don't know what the, kind of animal this is. Those are gigantic balls.

Those are Brian Calin Balls. Yeah. Yep. Oh, it looks like it. It looks like a four ball. He just kicks him. Yeah. I can't tell.

He's some of two. Where is that thing? Can we tie his balls up, please? Oh, that's almost like tripping over it over it. Fucking cow. What is this thing? I don't know. It hurts every time you look at some sort of cow with That looks like a Brahma bull. That's a Brahma bull. I'm gonna say Brahma Yeah, well that he's really a tough guy for him Go We got to be all the cinches balls out that poor fucking guy.

He's just like, yeah, put a little like tight in the skin. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Maybe some like how about this? Take him off. Take him off. Take him off.

No, you know what? Cut his balls off. Why not? He doesn't need him. He's a fucking Brahma bull. Take his nuts hack off. That's just too much for him to deal with. Those are the biggest balls I've ever seen in my fucking life. Look at those. I know it sucks. Hang low. Those hang low, dude. Those are giant balls.

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Take them right off. A quick sad one, Bismarkey passed away. I guess he's been battling diabetes for a while. He's only 57 years old. Oh, wow. That's young. So I'm three years older than Brian Kahn. That's a bummer.

That's when you know you're getting older when you're starting to be young. People are threatening because they're doing shit you don't understand. And when friends, like people who you grew up with are dying. That's when you know you get an older. When you're starting to get young. People are threatening because they're doing shit you don't understand and when friends, like people who you grew up with are dying. That's the right age. Yeah. It's kinda crazy. And I don't know, maybe, meatball, do you know about the sky?

No. He's not gay. Not gay. He's gay. He's gay. Oh no, I thought he said that, he's not gay. Like, he's gay. He's gay. Oh, no, I thought he said that's he's not gay. Isn't that, isn't that, isn't that football player? He came out his gay, but he's also Republican. So they were all like, what the fuck?

The Raiders guy. Yeah. That's a little more people coming out. Of course there are. So this guy came out. Yeah. But it's cool. Is he a good player?

Christian. Um, I haven't, I'm not too familiar with him. He, I think he's getting drafted in this upcoming draft. I haven't been following him that much. But, uh, Nashville is a pretty good team. I think he's getting drafted in the first round. So he has to be, it must be fucking good. 64217.

Third round. Third round. 217. Damn. Yeah. Hockey players are normally in their 200s, okay But that's a I Don't think any of us teammates better than I know no not at all fuck ways of rookies, so they don't know Either way hockey's Very like open like that which I like about it like they don't honestly give a fuck really can you name another gay hockey player? That open Bren good question. I mean who says Brennan you just Patrick Wage is gonna give vibes as long time ago

Sean Avery gives me gay vibes, but to your point where they're pretty open No, I mean like like they're like not open like about being gay, but they'll probably say come out To be like they're gay, and they'll be exactly. Yeah, there is Brian Flotter-Russians. How do they feel about Gays and Russia? They're not that crazy about that. Yes, sir.

I think you'd rather be gay in other countries, understand? So I'd say. I don't know, Chris. I don't know if they're all, like obviously they're gonna have to be okay with it, but the same thing they're saying, like with the NFL players coming out as gay,

you're being a black community, like they're not that most accepting the gays. What's all I would say? I would say Canadians owe two. And Canadians really don't give a fuck. Go back to that statement because I'm, I, I would say it's not these gay. He might get roasted for this, this, this statement. Hi everyone.

While the past year and a half has been crazy. It's also giving a chance to find my true self. I'm no longer scared to hide who I am. Okay. So I'm proud to tell everyone I'm gay. I've been quite the journey to get this point in my life. Already dudes are like, hey man, you're making this about you. Alright, we get it.

But I probably could not be happy with the decision to come out. From young age, I've been a big guy. Listen, I think there's always been gay, guys, in the age of young. Of course. And I fell in being it. And now they're coming out more power to you. I don't get fucked. But they've been like, the people think this is something new.

These, just now they feel safe to come out. Yeah, if you're definitely gonna make a reaction. Do your job. I don't give a't give a fuck to your school goals. I don't get a fuck what you're sucking at night You know I'm saying are we more tolerant or is it just because everybody has a camera on their phone? What do you think what do you mean? Oh? I don't know are we more tolerant? Do you think as a society and as people in general? No, I think it's suppressed. There's no one wants to get a candle. Right. That's what I think too. Sometimes. I do think that being gay now is no big deal and that's been hard fought for and stuff like that.

I still think it's a big deal. I think people are very naive. I think it's less of a deal. I still think in certain places, countries, it's a tough gig. In certain places, countries, if people didn't have cameras on their phones and everybody wasn't being watched, you still wouldn't be there, places, it wouldn't be that safe to walk around being. That's what I'm saying. Still tough life.

Yeah, unfortunately. All right, this one I didn't get to read all of it, it just popped up, but I guess Bruce Lee wrote a bunch of different letters way back in the day, so one of his buddies, and he would write him stuff about delivering certain kind of drugs that he liked. So I don't know, he was drug addicts. Cocaine, I think, LSD, some other stuff,

and then it's auctioning off the letters, and they're going up to $500,000. My biggest question, why is writing these letters is dude. That's his homie that delivered the drugstom. He got the drugs from that. So he's just seeing him ordering drugs. Yeah, but then there's other letters here. Like, hey man, things are good in L.A.

I have hypo skeptical hypoize about this. But the letters were verified by the auctioneer, people, whatever that is. Yeah, there are a lot of forgeries that are verified, that's the only thing. And I believe it's 100%. I believe it's 100% That yeah, I wonder if you do cocaine. What do you've written that out? That's it. He's ordering to his boy. Give me more fucking cocaine. They didn't have cell phones back though

This one was sold for $16,000 16 250 and this is how it's translated Road co see coke and coke coke but they're outreferences pills, H oil, good tasting paper, cash or grass, Coke, match and mushrooms, and some drugs. That's what they did back then though. Sure. Or the girls he liked it or there was a party

whatever it was. Or he just did them, who cares? Yeah. I mean back then it was pure bro. It's Bruce Lee, man. I mean. I mean movies doing fucking jumping kicks and shit on cocaine would be sick It's all shredded to Yeah, yeah, you know, I wouldn't That it's in that's it. There was these guys doing that I did the show

Jam in the van and they give you a lot of weed and I don the show, Jam and the Van, and they give you a lot of weed. And I don't smoke weed, but I know people that do, so I was like, talking, I go, I'm not a weed guy. I'll do all the cocaine. I'm a little old to do it, but I mean, I'd like to do it. I won't do it. I don't like to. I have a nose for it, but I just, you like to.

I gotta wake up, I don't want my heart to stop. You two are for cocaine, right, Polly? Yeah, you know, I go, I do all the cocaine, if I knew it wasn't laced in fentanyl and I could get away with it, you know, I like uppers and the guy goes, got to x-me like this and he talks like this and he goes, um, do you like, uh, you ever do Adderall? It's a lot cleaner. I got, I did 10 milligrams of Adderall one time on a plane and I was, I love it because it went up. I was writing the whole time.

I was able to focus. It was unbelievable. And that's 10 milligrams. And he goes try 80 some time. You take 80. I went, how you, I mean, 30. You were an addict because I couldn't afford to be an addict.

I was definitely a baby. Jesus Christ. And I said, what'd you do the whole time? And he goes, yeah, you talk off. And I was like, this conversation, you guys sounds like you, yeah, I was like, this conversation, you guys sounds like he's, yeah, it's a very interesting conversation. I'm not sure that.

How much is 80? How much do I mean? The big pills are usually like 30. So 80s a lot. They have some, I don't know how you do 80. And I have, I've never even heard of 80 milligrams. You take four pills or whatever.

Yeah, they have vibeants, which is extended release. And I have prescribed 50 to me. I don't like take them that much, because if I, I'll be washing like, shit, that's already clean, like I'll be going insane. How many milligrams are there? 50. Yeah, but that's high release,

and you cannot overdose on those. So if I advance, you literally can't, for whatever reason it's a mechanism. So when you say 50, it's giving you 10 milligrams every whatever, right? That's cool. But that's a lot, dude. Like, if I do 10 milligrams of Adderall, I'm fucking,

that's six hours of, you know, I don't know how people could do that. I don't even do those. And I have 20 milligrams Adderalls. I'll just take those instead of the fifth. But the problem is I did and I went, I went, oh, this feels too good. I can't do this.

Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. This is cocaine. I can't you know how to mumble shit I think still do it because you know a little too much about those time release ones You know I'm think I've never heard of them well I talked to my doctor sure and I looked into it because I said I want I want to be all a focus And I go and I go I go it's five minutes because you can't out deal and I go is it bad for you? And it goes it's all bad for you. It speeds your heart up. It speeds.

What's a form of math? I was like, oh, it's a form of math. That's what I was doing. But sometimes I would take an adderol, like the time release one, and then like an energy drink before the gym. And my heart will be like, I can feel my heart pumping. I can see colors. I can take like it's insane.

I don't like to come down off adderol. No, it's so worth. Headache, right? That's awesome. No, I don't get headache. It's justderall. No, it's so worth headache Right, that's awesome. I don't get headache. You just mean it's not good the time release ones like it makes me not hungry Like it making when I start to come down I Won't eat like I will be tired But like and I won't be able to get out of that mood unless I

Jerk off and then I'm good which is weird too much Oh, well, it made me think of it because I'm talking. Oh, yeah, so have you how much you, what's the most you've done of Adderall? 20 milligrams, I wouldn't, I wouldn't do it. It's your big, so does that. It doesn't matter, Adderall. That jacks you up though, right? 20.

I wouldn't do well on it. Yeah, I'd just talk a lot if I was on it. I don't fuck with it. Well, that heart stuff and that, I don't fuck it. You're too old to be doing that stuff. Yeah, I'm not. Cocaine, Adderall, stay away, Papa. No way. Your doctor will tell you that.

Cocaine? Doctor, fuck a doctor. A cocaine. I had a doctor say to him, I'm telling you. When I was 40, I had a doctor say, you don't do cocaine, do you know I go, no, I'm not a cocaine. She goes, okay, because it's sometimes for certain guys,

it's like, it's like Russian roulette. You could have a compromise in your air or just enlarges your heart and your fuck. Dude, if you need a doctor to tell you that, you're an idiot. Dude, I you need a doctor to tell you that, you're an idiot. Dude, I was doing below offer tids. No. I'm just happy with you.

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