The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 711

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

The guys discuss getting a TFATK mascot and talk Brendan wanting to suck off a tree, pet hyenas, donkey's vs hyenas, Bryan opening for comedian Lunell, Cory Sandhagen vs T.J. Dillashaw, Hitler's speeches, Marc Maron throwing shade at Joe Rogan and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, we're talking. Listen, we're talking about, we need a mascot for the new studio. And with the whole studio space, it's just not fighting the kids, so we need a, we need a mascot for the new studio. And with the whole studio space, it's just not fighting the kids, so we need a, we need a hound to roam the premises. Need our sales junkyard dog now? Cause you know the crime call bass is,

it's skyrocketing. Bro. We need, I need, I need dog shepherd. I want, not a shepherd. No, it's not, I want a pitful. I want a pitful. And I want, I want some ribs on them, but I want, I want, you can see some of those dogs,

you see the backbone the ribs But then you see just their haunches and their shoulders kind of like think about me as a dog because there's no way to space on me There's no I don't drink anymore. So there's no way to space on me, dude Well, you were drinking vacation last week. Yeah, well I stopped I haven't had a drink in like Four days to get a vacation for two weeks five days drink every day. Okay, dude. I did drink every day But I'm saying that those are my favorite people the bathroom like did. I'm done. Yeah, and I am. And I am. I'm done.

Dude. He can't. We need a we need a junkyard dog like I'm talking like like the sandlot type of. I what we name the dog. What were we fucking? What's a good name for our junky our dog? Junk. Junk's not bad. Come on junk. How about I don't know but something junk. Junker just fucked up. Strider. I like word names like strider. Oh that's gay. No strider. It's not a f***. Strider. It's on the airplane. What do you mean? Stupid strider. No it's not. That's stupid. Just better than junk. No it's not. Because people got eight junky and they'll do that He looks like a junkie any rips your dick off And that taking our studio. We feed him protein powder. Maybe some steroids. Maybe a little bit about

How about we put a nose on Christian some airs and Christian you you become the junk dog Give me a little nice bed. I'll also camp out here on night. You guys you could sleep here We can set up a bed here. How are you gonna? How are you gonna repel intruders? You're gonna put you gonna sharpen your bite their balls? No, he's crappy No, you're gonna shoot fucking pucks at him. Oh, I could do that. I had to do that right off the fucking dome Just put get like fake teeth Super sharp fake teeth and just I wonder if we I wonder if I could do I wonder if the building would freak out If I like in one of the studio space I said like a whole bedroom like bunk beds and shit

and just had Christian and Kyle sleep in here. Just sleep in here. But then it would smell like fucking boy. Broke back podcast. Yeah. And it's you two at night talking. You guys are all, you guys are all, you know what happens?

You guys have pringles, you're all alone and lonely, it's quiet, nobody's watching. Next thing you know, you're like, you're feed, you're all alone and lonely, it's quiet, nobody's watching. Next thing you know, you're like, your feet are cold. And we're the same size. We're the same size. We're the same size. We're like Lego pieces.

Hey, dude, you do chiu-chiu. I've never seen why I don't know how to do it. Well, here, let me show you, just here, turn, like if I take your back, back, back. Roof, roof. Yeah. Short king sex. And the dog is just watching.

And the dog is watching. No, he's still just up in the zone. Oh, yeah, I love it. He's on everything. You're butt over there. And then you're dressed up like a cat. And you guys play cat at all. No, he's cats.

Yeah, but he's chasing the kiddie around. Cat, is it? No, it's got weird. Cats all fucking perched up. No, it's got weird, dude. We just, we're on a furry porn. now it's weird. It's very porn. Yeah, it's very porn Yeah, I don't know if we could have an animal here No, you guys you can have an animal if you bring it home fucking this guy wants a pit bull and they say well, we just leave it here

No, well, no, it's not a junkyard. Oh, we get an office space then we could get a Like a snake. I was gonna say space. Then we could get a, like a snake. I was gonna say, I was gonna say, there was a guy. Those are stupid pets. No, you get a giant Burmese python. You feed it rabbits. You don't tell anybody about that. Feed it chickens, because people are like,

oh rabbits, but chickens are better. Yeah, chicken. Throw a whole chicken in there. You try grabbing a chicken. I mean, grab a chicken. They don't smell, they poo at the chicken. Shit everywhere, yeah. But this guy had his car stolen,

he had a Burmese python as car, and the car was left in the middle of the fucking street with doors open. I don't believe that story. I don't either. And as you're telling, I was a guy, I wish you would end the story. I've heard that story, because it's not real,

because have you ever been around a python? I heard that story and I was 12 years old. No, they're like, yeah, and then he's driving. Well, there are some people that have it, like we'll put their giant snake in the car. So I can see if somebody did steal it, they'd be like, there's a fucking snake and get out. But I've heard that story,

I heard the story when I was 13 and I've held onto it. It's exactly like the story I told you about the guy who was paddling in Santa Cruz. Put him in his mouth. Put him in his mouth and it's been back out. You keep riding for it. Huh? And you keep,

it's telling those stories over and over. I just believe that maybe it's possible as Charm, we go, I, and they're all in the night. I mean, that one kid committed, I mean, happy note here, that one kid committed suicide by he worked at a pet shop and got all the dangerous snakes. Yeah.

And then just let him go in his car. Yeah, see, that's just not a good way to go. You see, happy note? Yeah. Joking. It's not a good way to go. Happy new year. Yeah. Joking. It's not a good way to go. But the thing is, is like, you gotta think about it. It's not like those snakes, the people got,

I realize, some of those snakes you let them go and they just start fucking out. Like, he was like, come on. Oh, and then it was like, fuck, come on. Like, you really gotta. Yeah, now, you don't wanna do that though. It takes a long time for that poison to work it's way through your body.

Yeah, suffering. A lot of suffering. Maybe you pass out if you're lucky. What's that stupid thing when they say black mom as if you get bit by a black mom and just find a tree and stare off into the distance because that's the last thing you'll see? You're not getting help in time.

That's stupid. Fucking... Well, probably not a snake, dude. No, no, no. Always just get a bunch of hamsters, man. Aw, I'll just have them runnin' around. Problem with anything like that is they shit. Monkeys are the worst pet of all time.

You gotta have diapers on them. You gotta have a license. And they will bite you. Oh, you can't have them early. You should be allowed to have them early. Yeah, they'll go now. Yeah. We got a cool fish tank just for the fuck of it.

Fish alligator. Terrible idea. Yeah, you gotta a cool fish tank just for the fuck of it fish alligator Mm-hmm, share my deal. Yeah, you got a lot of prana get you can get pranas or sharks No, no, no, no, no, stupid you ever see those prana. You know, I must they also don't attack like you would think like put your hand in They don't go wild. Yeah, that's all I meant I used to think it was true and then me too in the river monsters Didn't Rogan use that prana? Rogan and prana's and then he had he had a section for goldfish and over it said death row And he used to put the goldfish in the yeah, it was called death row and then he'd take the gold and then would the Bronis just tear out that goldfish. Yeah, it was just like no, they need the fuck out of it And I was like I'd be like I was watching that was back when we were like in our 20s. We got problems

I was like you're mean. Yeah, well, you know you know how like in movies likes. We were like, you got problems dude. I was like, you're mean. Yeah. Well, that's mean. Well, you know how like in movies, like if someone's like off the Amazon wave and they fall in the water as a group of piranhas and they skin the people alive and eat them alive, you know that's not real. I know. And I always thought it was.

Yeah, just every channel like saw that problem. There is in the Amazon, there is that fish that swims up your dick hole. He's tiny. He's tiny and he expands. I'd rather be bit by a shark. Fuck, man. Me too, I think.

You know what I mean? Like a bull shark. You're gonna lose one of your arms though or something. I mean, I know. See that fucking. You can't carry her. No one is the penis fish. Oh, come on. Also, that's true.

It's also what Jeff Bezos designed his spaceship after. Have you seen that thing? The dick ship? Yeah, I did it. Why not make it pony, dude? Why not make it like cool pointy like yet all the money in the world? I think it just it's probably what the side that's where they were at they were up top. Yeah, that's where they were in the top And then it exploded off and he came down. Yeah, you gotta be bored You gotta be bored Is this penis fish for a real skin?

It says very limited credible evidence. I knew it. I don't wanna say your full of shit completely. I'm just saying that I'm trying to dispel all the myths. You know? I'm trying to dispel all the bullshit. Yeah, I mean, who even start? I'm sure it happened once.

It's not like it's a fucking reoccurring problem. Well, there's that, what's that? There's that like bacteria, that anema, whatever gets in your brain. Yeah, that's real quick quick. That's right. Yeah, that's right.

It'll get in your head. It'll get up your nose. Such a bug. And get in your fucking head. If you go in like bad water, yeah, it's terrible. Well, also you get that, you get that necritis,

you get that flesh eating bacteria, bad situation. In still like river water or pond water, you get, they go, oh, we gotta start lopping hands off. Fuck that. Those are the things that, there's just so many things that can happen out of the blue that you gotta be ready for. That's not shit, you can do about it man.

Well, somebody could break in here And that's why we need a dog or a yoghurt. Yeah, you know it would be a good pet a cheetah Not just skinny the stupid looking now now. They're so skinny. Oh, are you into hiding? I love hyenas I Little foxes, they have these uh, I don't know what the fuck they call their little, little, little, little, little cat or some shit. No, they're bigger than an osmosis.

Yes, that's an osmosis. You should get one of those things to bite you. They're those things fucking cats. The problem is those things shit. And then you're gonna hire someone to take care of it full time. It's another cost to your boy here. You guys are gonna be able to play with it,

but I'm going to have to deal with it. I actually hate hiding this. I think they're the only animals that are evil. They kill each other as babies. They kill each other. At least they're not. You really do? Lions kill babies.

No, I know, but I'm saying baby hyenas kill their own brothers and sisters when they're in a litter. They literally kill each other. They suck. And then they just make those weird noises and they're genitals drag on the ground. They laugh. Yeah, lions hate them.

When lions kill them, I'm always like, I'm sure they're like the vultures of the land. They just wait for people to kill shit and then they do it. Yeah, they're cooler. They'll fuck up a leopard though. And they'll fuck up a lion. Oh, they catch a lion slipping by himself. Oh, yeah. Game on.

They give him nice, you get a whole bunch of bites. They can crack hip hop. Chin, there was that picture that dude in India who are made in Priaprica, I think it's Africa. And he has a pet fucking hyena, but it has the Hannibal Lecter mask on the floor. That thing is so big. Is that real Chinner? Yes, those are real.

Those are the hyena men of Nigeria. You made that up. No, I didn't go ahead and put in. Put in. Their name is a hyena men of Nigeria. Yeah, put in hyena men of Nigeria Hyena men of Nigerian there you go. That's that would be one of them That's a spotted hyena sir

Yeah, look at it to about 175 if you have any questions about the spotted hyena Please let me know big some bigger than that. We should get one No, those are some again that dude. It's a license and thing and here's the problem You guys are gonna play with this thing. It's gonna bite someone's like in face off I'm liable for it. Yeah, now look at that bad boy. That could be me Yeah, I look at all these Now that'll take a bite out of you that look at a little kid on there now that'll take a bite I'll just fucking Game of Thrones mask. It's where I do that thing is pure chain link fence of a you need you need you need a proper

Muscle on that bad boy. Look at that. I don't know why more people don't put hyenas in rap videos. Well, because they're apparently the hell's angels in New York City had a couple hyenas in their basement and a cup. I heard. I'm not believing this. And they had a couple. I'll tell you hold on. So hell's angels who want to avoid the police at all. Fucking yep. They had a clubhouse and apparently they had a couple of wild boars down there now hold on Now here's what these who hold on who told you story somebody who knew oh no somebody who knew and what I heard here's another story I heard everybody hell's angels owning heine. There was a there was a there was a bat There was a bat on whether or not a game-bred pit bull how it would do against a pain.

Not that, what are we doing? And they pitted it, I'm not sure if this is the hell's angels, I just heard. And they pitted it against a pit bull. The pit bull was game as fuck and the pit bull was scratching. They let that pit bull go, and apparently Haina looked at it. And when the pit bull came in, the Haina went, I'm gonna bite you on the top of your skull now.

Well, they have the hardest bite in the game. That's right. So you think you got a strong bite, very cool. Watch this, Hat Gang, and bit it on the head, and bit through its head. And basically, that... I love your tone, this tail, and it's entertaining for us, but that never happened.

Now, listen, I have it on good authority. That never happened. You don't imagine a hell of angels, would you guys get bussed for? Do we smuggle these high onions from Africa, man? Cause we want to see them entertain the boys. Well, maybe they did. In New York.

I can see them doing that. No way. In the basement. Yeah. You got a little fight going on. They were outlaws. Oh fuck, allow, get a little high enough. Then you have a wild boar with a pit bull. I can be honest man

That hell's angel life looks fun. Okay, let me ask you. Not for me, but it looks trivia question who wins in a fight Donkey or hyena God donkey the donkeys are the most gangster like animal. Let's go ahead and put donkey versus hyena Donkeys, you know people have donkeys around like all their horses scare off like all the wolves. I didn't know this Mm-hmm. I didn't know that I learned that you said that I thought you know I'm shit yellow stone Is that true? Yep. Is that really true? Mm-hmm. Yeah, go ahead and uh, get and take a look at this They look like friends other buddies. Oh, no, no. No, it's not. They're not buddies.

So, don't fuck. Don't fuck with us. Does he have his ear? Yeah. That's a fucking hyena. I don't know why more teams and people don't use donkeys as mascots. I know they look stupid, but they're so gangster man. They're God, I didn't know they were this gangster.

I didn't either. They shit yellow stone season three. Well, I don't like seeing that. I didn't realize that bad, but you know, I ain't a bitch. You just don't get off and quickly regrets. I was just yanking on his ear though. This is killing. Killed.

This one says killed. Down there is. I do. You want to fuck every day. Sometimes I go through world starting the morning. When I'm getting my morning news God sometimes I'll show shit on there like I wish I didn't see that we can't help but click on it Yeah, I don't like that shit. Oh, it'll ruin your fucking day I don't like that stuff you see some day. It's like they didn't show the video. Thank God, but there was this

I'm sure it's not gonna meant there's a girl. She's like a Instagram influencer, you know, and she's always taking pictures shit She went to this place and it had like a Waterfall and she got too close. It fell on seriously. She died Well, she had pictures of her like you know in Brazil and I've been exactly where she's at and obviously I didn't do it But they get on the edge of it and then hang off and it's Well, it's all the way up. No, you can't do that. Dude. I was so can't do that when I when I fought in Brazil Yeah, that's what we did.

You stay far away from there, don't you? From that bag. I get to there and I... That's right. Amal Eastern, my coach, scooted on the edge and... Can't do that. I love. Can't do that.

Here's why. I'm always afraid when I see a fucking leg like that, that a gust of wind is going to go shoo. And then, because I was in Big Whiskey Mountain, and it's a huge mountain in Wyoming, and I climbed to the top of that mountain, and I looked over the edge there, and there were parts where you could,

well, you would free fall for, I don't know, a mile. I don't know what the fuck it was. It was just a cliff, you know, and you just, I crawled over on my tummy, and held on the wind was blowing hard, and I just looked over. I don't get like paralyzed with heights, but it's definitely. I'm not comfortable with it. No.

Like in Brazil, I was so scared, man. My thing is pros and cons. Pros, I hang off, I get a dope picture, you get a bunch of likes. That's cool. Con. Dude, it's over, pop. You take a nice... It's so high up, you wouldn't even see them.

You know what? I'd say, yeah, like Wiley Coyote. You'd be like, yeah, you wouldn't even see them you know what I think like Wiley Coyote It'd be like you're gonna see him. I like watching some of the things I like watching sometimes like in Brazil or wherever it might be Somebody tries to rob the wrong person Happens to have a peace on him and it's trained world star has that but then I'm in train They try it's like some punk tries robbing a dude like you tried card jacked him with a gun This just just a dad with these these three black dudes rolled up on him. Try jacking is like G. Wagon or something.

They have the gun in his face and get that car like this. And then probably been watching so much fucking John Wick or something. He's like, yeah, it's the gun. What? Then picks the kid up spikes him on his head and his buddy just take off. And you can see him like teach him a lesson. Like he obviously even gonna shoot and we just teach him a lesson. Oh, that's crazy.

Yeah. So funny he brought that up. This just happened on Melrose. Melrose shoot out. Yeah, so just so you guys know, you know, if you don't live in LA. So Melrose, there's a group of guys that they see you pull up to the restaurant stuff

and everyone's in outside right now. So you pull up the restaurants and whatever you're G-Wagging or Sadie, your porches, for our eyes. And they look at your watches and stuff like that, then they just wait for you to leave, and then the robbing people like all the time. All the time. It's happening in Beverly Hills.

That's the same group. Oh, it's the same group. Yeah. Melrose Beverly Hills is the same group doing it. Wow, both guys. Yeah, let me see this. Pick the wrong guy, but then look what happens when at the end of it.

He's talking to two girls here. So, in the state of our newsroom, when I'm an attempted robbery that ended with bullets flying this happening just after seven o'clock last night near millrose and white-powered ornithaer standing there talking in a parking lot when the dodge of engine pulls up to men get out one of them brandishing a gun in the victim of the robbery pulls himself open fire on those would be robber's

oh that's why you should carry kids if I agree Thanks who got out of the car. He got shot right? That shot again the stomach for sure. He hit him, but two of them got gunshot and one to the thigh and one to the guy kept fire Well, so this is a bad motherfucker this number two. I just carry gun though. Yeah, but now now does he get booked for any? That's the thing. Yeah, I know he had it like here. Yeah, let me see this again But the promise is this kid pulls a gun. I love this. Well look at this bad mother fuck watch this It all depends you fuck with the wrong dude. This is self defense the guy get definitely soft defense Yeah, get that wolf. He has a license. He doesn't have a permit

Even then though the prosecutor might not give you a hard time here watch this Oh, he got that guy in the leg and dude This is a great reason why you should carry he just went. Well, bye-bye Wow, please later rest the two suspects fled on foot fighting it far Well, I need this really does make me want to carry something on my head You understand? Correct. I mean, in your car right now, the time of wild, yeah,

especially sitting down. So she were you're at the west. When I go to the west side, you got to have a piece, especially at night. You must be, you must be ready at all times. You guys can probably get one easily. I mean, I have, I have no, no, no, I have. I have, I have permit. Yeah, I care.

Yeah, I care it all times. Yeah. I know that. Yeah, I don't want to. Yeah, one shit started popping off on the West side and mean chin out to go down there and fucking podcast and everything was boarded up. I was like, God, I guess, dude. I need my, I know those were dicey times, remember, Chin? Oh, we ended up the walls. I mean, what's crazy is when they looted and destroyed everything. They didn't touch us. I like to think the looters went we like that guy We like and they kept going it's so tempting to our building, dude It's so it's a mere glass all over the place and then if they start and if they knew anything

It's like do there's so much there's thousands and thousands of dollars of elective. Oh, what are you gonna do? Let's let's pop gas now we can pop out no they know they know they steal the lab tuck come on, bro The laptops the cameras like this is all going for thousands of dollars. Yeah That's the move. Yeah, they really fucked up No, they didn't they did a good job. No, yeah, I think I thanks for being fans of show I did a show I like I did a show last night at the Lafactory and it was how's the factory it was good. You don't have mask on now is packed and it was Ruby Tuesdays and now is packed and it was a Ruby Tuesdays and

Ruben Paul's fucking great guy and a great comic and it was a lot of a large black Tuesday night. Yeah, and it was also I followed Lunel who's a legendary female comic, she's probably 70 black comic, she's producing her next special there. She is she's a killer. Oh, she's a monster. You wouldn't know her if all of you guys can't see you know her from Borat Yeah Yeah, and when you the thing about that now is when you when you're Brian Kellan and you're following her After she's done a half hour you understand and it's it's an interesting experience because when they go you guys know from the govers From fighter in the kid Crickets because a lot of black people aren't watching because when they go, you guys know from the go-vers, from fighter in the kid, crickets.

Because a lot of black people aren't watching. We have a bad, maybe, but in this particular democratic, it's very interesting. I'm like, no, no. No, no, no. And that was interesting. You gotta have experience in that situation. It's just a different vibe.

Not a good spot for a novice, because you gotta, you gotta, you gotta warm up the crowd. Well, the unusual tricks don't work. Well, it's same thing like when I, when I opened for Miss Pat and Miami and Bob. There you go.

When I say this, I was the only white guy in the building. There you go. And which I don't know. It's all good, but you gotta win them, you gotta win their trust a little bit. They're gonna be like,

but like this, like there's no time to be like, hey, how's everyone, don't get up there all, wipe out. Go, that's right. But the guy, her, her, so the way Miss Pat does it, she has this opener, he does 30 minutes,

and she does an hour. There's no in between. Okay. So he did 20, so he could tell he's like, this fucking wipe, we're taking 10 minutes of mine. So then he was like, oh, what's up, man,

not the friendly student. He did his 20 and obviously crushed That's his crown and I go out and it was a little bit. It's work. It's work sometimes it'd be work is work Yeah, I got him. I got him but it got at the end, but it was work. It took me some time You know, Peter is with me cow Peters with me because he's filming it. It's when I was doing the Logan Paul Floyd fight And Peter is there and he's like man first first I thought you were fucked for the first time I can't believe pulled together. I'm like well, that's that's not my that's not a home game dude It's an awakening for the first time in many years. I my first joke. Each shit was met with this

And I was like, who was there was I like it though. I like it. Who else was on? Some some really good people. I can't remember offhand but like you know you know you know no no but a lot of bad people are not a really good people were there i mean like we've no i can't rely on it was impressive so you know it's just like but but it was it was uh... it was an interesting i love that sometimes i need that keep on you know yeah and then i was asked actually by a couple of club owners who own some black clubs to come you know do some shit which is always a good

sign but it was it was a 20 minutes it took me some time because you know sometimes a crowd is listening to jazz or they're listening to rock and you come in playing class a lot of times are there to see one person and then I do just get up the where the fuck the person here just get off stage well they where's the person we can't, just get off stage, where's the head like that? That's right, they're the C1 person and they don't like anybody else just by default because they're just not trying to hear that. Yeah, it's just like, but then that's where the challenge comes in, that's how, that's when you're a comic.

That's where you gotta work. That's all. So, speaking of which, hey guys, if you like stand-up comedy, you come me in Ontario this the end of this month July 29 30 31st the inland empire and then I'll be at the American comedy club August 4th Okay, just one night just I'm just doing Wednesday. I might do two shows American comedy club. It's gonna do two. I have nothing else to do on on a Wednesday. I'll fucking drive down there and do it You know I'm I'm excited because I'm working on new shit right now. I'm just else to do on a Wednesday. I'll fucking drive down there and do it. You know.

I'm excited because I'm working on new shit right now. I'm just trying to work on a bunch of stuff that. Why not do a week out of Americans though? I will. I've done that, I've done that. But I'll just do that for now. I think, yeah. Next, I'm in Tacoma next week.

When you're in Ontario, I'm in Tacoma. I like Tacoma. What's that, the 20, what's that, the 27, 28, 29, some should like that. You know what to do? Go to 20, 29th, 30th, 31st. Did you go to Cortalaine? You go to Idaho after that from there? No, not Tacoma. Spokane bubble. You're thinking of Tacoma. Same owner, though. Tacoma is in Washington though, right? Washington, but it's outside Seattle. And remember Spokane's more, it's like literally an out like 40 minutes from Portland. The coma is up there and what's the club like? It's

a coma comedy club. It's same owners of Spokane, come club, break down. Have you done breaks down? I'm not yet. So the the end they own Apple 10 or whatever it is. So it's the same the great owners. The best green rooms. They're the best. Yep. I love that. Yeah, Tacoma should be answering. But it's interesting because a COVID, usually, and you know this, but I know, and usually July, June, July, and August worst times to do standup come

because people don't want to be indoors. It's nice weather. But because of COVID, people are trapped inside forever. Now, for comics, if you see any comic torn, they're taking a risk because usually it's the worst time to sell tickets. So it's like, well you see any comic torn, they're taking a risk because usually dries the worst time to sell tickets Yeah, so it's like well, hopefully people want to you know go to shows because we've been locked down That's like Philly in this I did great and Philly it was great

But I at first it took a while because at first I was like what's going on here because the sales weren't what usually last time I went there I was sold out before even When you do Philly in the summer everybody goes down to shore That's when you get you get out of Philly you don't stay in Philly in the summer, everybody goes down to shore. That's when you get out of Philly. You don't stay in Philly. In general, most comics, unless you're like a Shepella Rogan, they're not in summers or off, too.

It's interesting. And I used to power through summers. And then I went to Calgary in the summer. Having been back when my favorite clubs, Yuck Yucks, I love the guy in summer. And they went, So they've never been there in the summer. Dude.

So people don't go inside. Well, here's the problem is they only give certain up there then you're certain amount of daylight and only certain amount of good weather there it is and and then also I was there during Stampede week which is there like literally it's like and they're all like dude when I say nightmare yeah night man I take all the hard personally oh I don't nothing to press this me more I take all the hard personally. Oh, I don't nothing suppresses me more It's just but I get mad at my agent so yeah, you've been those 30 years Dude, how do you not know the stampede is there when I'm there? And how do you know that they don't come out in the?

Like was it good though? I hear you gotta you gotta come down stampede. I've never been I want to go but but Yeah, I could I'd want to go if I could do shows and then go over the stampede I'm just gonna fly for fucking tell you the stampede. No, you're not gonna fly up just for the time I heard It's great though. Yeah people love it. You went out far apart. I like this couch though If we ever decided to rough house it up a little bit, you know what I'm saying maybe you don't want to break it though No, look it's me in five years. That's cool It's a cool pillow. I like that you sent me that that video of you I said you all my videos just just keep you in line a little bit. Yeah,. I like that you sent me that video of you, 10 to 525. I send you all my videos. Just keep in line a little bit.

Yeah. Sometimes I feel like you forget. Forget what? You know how like when like, because I stopped doing it. I feel tight and strong. You've been, you haven't drank it yet. I've been in that couple a little bit.

You're neck's always fucked up. Yep. So, I'm gonna fuck your neck up and pull it. Just wrong angle. But I like to, I like to send you those videos because you know how like when like a twink hangs out with health angels, and you're like, oh I'm the same. I'm gonna get tatted. you those videos because you know how like when like a twink hangs out with health angels

Yeah, I'm the same when you're tatted. Yeah, that's what this is like on the show really you're the twink your mark on the house angel My hands are fast, but what they're not though So I'm not afraid of deadlift. What are you gonna do deadlift me? You know, I'm saying that's how I think I've never seen you deadlift I deadlift it I deadlift I flipped tires now. Yeah, what I Dare say that my- That's my son flipped tires. Hey bro, my technique, my technique is really, really good. A flip of tires?

Well, my deadlift technique is almost near perfect, to be honest with you. What do you have a duck that goes short on? I don't know, because I wear whatever they give me. What's this? You're right, you're here, I engage my fucking end of this ready. You don't get that, Matt. I'd have to see a lot of weight on there.

You know who I sent my deadlift videos to before I post them? Who? Because all the form of content you're such a bitch. I'll give you, I'm like, right, unless you can deadlift 600 pounds. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, because, because you were doing 525, like you were waking up in the morning.

Well, because Mark Harley's finally back from fucking Costa Rica. I've been working out by myself this entire time. Finally, he's back, Tana's shit. You guys see him tomorrow. He's Tana's fuck. So he's like, oh, let's deadlift.

I'm like, hell yeah, I love deadlifting. And then he's like, oh, you know, I'm gonna go for 525. He's gonna, I'm telling the story. I'm like, cool man. So we've warmed up. And he's so big. Dude, I'm gonna go for 525. He's gonna hit. I'm telling a story. I'm like, cool, man. So we've warmed up. Dude, he's so much bigger than me. He's like, he's shredded. And he's strong. He's strong on certain things. I mean, you've been on, you baby gorilla. No, I'm baby. You're on baby gorilla. Yeah. I'm baby. You're on X up. Yeah. So, you know, we're warm. And I did like, I don't, I said of like 315. I was like, all right, what do you want to do, man?

Just put the 525 on. let's not waste, you know energy Yeah, so he's like okay 525 on you know, can you film this and you know, he's like, oh, you know, there's like metal couple and he's like Enter lie, I'm like fuck out. You need to see in the video. I'm like, let's go mark PR here my man He's like, I got this he's all Like oh PR here my man's like I got this he's all Like oh yeah, and then you just lifted it like you were waking up and then he goes Which which we do I can leave it because you can do I like yeah, I'm gonna do it man And then yeah for whatever reason deadlift comes naturally super strong. That's why whatever reason is that you're

I've been doing since well. I've been doing since fourth grade you you are very strong, but I don't look it I think you do oh really? I've been doing since fourth grade. You are very strong, but I don't look at. I think you do. Oh, really? I don't feel like you do. I know what you mean. Like if you look at certain bodybuilders, they're really good. Like if you looked at Mark,

he's stronger than him all the time. His legs are bigger, his body's bigger. He's just in his like, he's just like, it's like, but you have that weird kind of like, the tendon looks like it attaches here. Like, you know, it's strange. Yeah, like if you're covered in fur, I'd be like,

ah, like there was some guy, I might start doing a thing on my Instagram, just body of the day. Jim, there's, I know it sounds super problematic. There's this guy, and I looked at Mark and went, well that guy has the perfect body, dude. Mark's right, I thought, dude, his body's insane, dude. Yeah. Like what the, some guys have the best body. So, I know my joke about that. My joke about that is some dudes, you'll laughing at you. Dude, his body's insane dude. Yeah. Like what the fuck is he doing? Some guys have the best body.

So, I know my joke about that. My joke about that is some dudes, you'll look at some dudes and their bodies are so good that you don't want to have sex with them, but like. I thought I rubbed them down. I wouldn't mind rubbing them down. I just want to. I literally like if I had a rubbing down and I'd be frowning

but I'd also be like behind my face, I'd be like, hee hee hee. Oh, I just like, damn dude, dude. Yeah, you're bad. Yeah, I just, if nobody was looking, I just wanted, not even care if they're filming. It's just goals. I want goals and then I take them with my hands.

No, there's one guy there and Mark's like, dude, his, you know, his, like, symmetrically, like his, everything's perfect, like his, his quads, his, his, you know, I'm gonna start doing him. You go, hey man, you might have to take a picture. You're my dime piece of the day. I'm, this one, dude,

cause they lift with the, that's why I'm gonna start doing my Instagram. And this one, they're shirt off, dude. Yeah, don't say that. Their bodies are stupid, dude. Cause they left with the, that's why I'm gonna start doing my Instagram. This one, they're short off? Dude, your don't say that. Their bodies are stupid, daddy. And they're so strong, they're there with their, you know, video august, filming stuff.

But I looked at my, I'm like, I guess fucking body is perfect. There's a guy, I'm gonna get him. And Mark always, you know, margin so positive because you can get there. Like, but I can't, dude. But I can't. Well, I personally would rather,

hold on. Hold on. Oh, click, click on the top right one. Top right? The boys flexing. No. There's no these boys are bodied up. No, none of them.

That guy's dying piece though. Scroll down. Mm-hmm. Hold on. Let me see. No, I don't care about these guys. No, I don't like any of Mm-hmm. Hold on. Let me see. No, I don't care about these guys. No, I don't like any of their bodies. I like, I think.

No, no, no, no, no, hold up. Is that, hold up. Do you see the guy go see in the middle there? This one or this one? No, that one. That guy's good. Is that him? That's him.

That's Mr. Dine piece. Yeah, that's a good body. But when do, Bob, I gotta be honest with you. Like I, I, I, he's right. I like his legs. Like, five, 10, two. Mm-hmm. Do body. No, no, that's a good body. But when do, Bob, I gotta be honest with you. Like I, I, he's probably, he's probably five, 10, two, two, bodied.

Oh, no, that's bodied up. But I, I prefer an athlete's body. Like I can tell that's like your sport, your body comes more from sports, wrestling and fighting. There's something a little bit more, um, Cat, what's more attractive? That or like athletic build, thick athletic, like, like, like thick athletic build or dime piece Jim guy for me personally

Yes, I like a guy who's kind of bulky, but with a little bit of fat like I know he is a strict So I know I can't eat out with him. That's more attractive most women do so me. I'm here to say I'm Swim and do because that looks like like guys like that do it for other guys Yeah, it there's also yes, there's a thing going on. But it's working, it works. Cause I see him in the gym, like, God, dog, and takes shirt off like that, motherfucker. No, no, it's very good.

And a matter of work. But I know some people, I'll just stare at something. Dude, dude, take all the steroids you want, you're not gonna look like that. That takes a lot of work. There's another guy though, too, today I was like, God, dog. Yeah. Yeah, but I think I'd rather be.

I've showed that little guy Tristan right there on the right. He's like 19, all natural. That's not natural. He's natural. Well, look at this. There's just a picture of him when he's asked. No, I know. That's one.

You can Google him when he was 12, dude. He sees his eyes. I have seen him when he was 12, and I know exactly who that is. And, okay, maybe he's natural. I don't believe that. I know exactly who that is. Mm-hmm. And, uh, okay, maybe his natural. I don't believe that. I don't believe in him. I do just because he's so there's no way someone's given a 12 year old steroids like that.

No, but I don't, but I still think, I mean, I don't know, but I don't care. But I just, that's that dime piece again, dude. Yeah, he's just trying to, I like his face. And I love women. No, I don't know what's going on, dude. Like his face, I'm very happy with this jawline. Well, I'll fit, too.

Yeah, yeah. That's the thing as you jawline. Well, I'll fit, too. That's the thing as you call it. You know how like some gyms, you just put on some shorts and a fucking team go to work. You sure? Dude, people are in fit. Yeah, well, that's a whole... There's fit fit.

Yeah, everything is considered there. The tank top where it was cut. Everyone, we're talking to the fit. Talk to the cats like that. Yeah, and that tank top, we used to be a T-shirt, or it was already a tank top, and he said, this tank top needs to be a little more of a tank top. Why would you cover them guns up?

Right, and you gotta see a little side boob. Licensed to a fucking conceal there, man. It's just all about being a peacock. I'm very happy with the baseball. I could never get there. That's not my body just not good. I don't think you wanted. I don't think so.

Oh, dude, I would love that. Really? I mean, you'd go tearable. You have some body, this is good. It'd go terrible on stage for me, but. I don't think so. Oh, dude, I would love that. Really? I mean, it'd go terrible. You have some body that's good. It'd go terrible on stage for me, but. No, I like her. There he is. Yes, I like the ear.

What are we doing? What are we doing? Is he built like an Injector, dude? He has the same body as an Injector. Don't show that in other days. I don't care about that stuff. You're interesting because there are some CrossFit dudes that have bodies that I'm I'm all about

Well, he's built like the cross-fit a little bit. If you see the crops going down to him Let me see who else on here. Oh, he's a whole page. This looks too much bodybuilder-ish You understand I Want I want I want a one-fifx Culture, there's one guy. This is a body building, Jim, clearly. Oh, dude. I'm almost out of shape, gather. This is where people's job is to do this. No, not him.

But I like more of, you know, I don't know. You know who's got a great body? Fuckin' no. Mark has a good body. Say's North Cut or someone like that. Have you seen him lately? No. Oh my God, he looks crazy right now crazy in shape

Like just he looks like he's actually doing Roy's now which before because even lift it all his life, right? He looks true like he looks big now. He's yeah That's a problem like it's so easy for me to go steroids. It's like man. I know some guys who are oh Dude if you get there wait you can see he's just a lot bulkier like bigger. He's also growing up Yeah, that's the other thing Yeah, he's Let me see the girl says woman. Can you guess which one is eight the turkey leg? Now hold on let me yeah, he he he's he's he's running anymore. He's that yeah, he is how dare you?

I want championship. He hasn't gone well for him over there. They've been terrible matchups. Yeah, who's working out today? He's young, you know smart kid too. I think he's getting an angry degree from it. Text saying him. Yeah, if anybody can pull it off, he can He is he's basically I mean, he has a he has to get to a certain level of success to even be compared to him I'm just saying with his religion and his body. He's very similar to Tim Tebow. Oh, is that right? Yes. Okay, I'm gonna put you on a spot. Brennan, I'm gonna put you on a spot.

What? All due respect. Easy now, I don't want to get in the drill. I know. I got a gun here, hit. Okay. Is that natty? All right, that's all I need to hear.

It's all right, because I saw you do this. Mm-hmm. Face went like this. It's all right, because I saw you do this. Face went like this. It's tough, right? It's fine. I don't know. And the organization he's fighting is pretty de-loose. Does he feel a little too muscular for,

I'm surprised he's so muscular. I like that. I said, the only problem is he's a very muscular guy. Naturally. That's him years ago. That was younger. And that was when he was younger. So it's not inconceivable to think that this is

the only way. I don't assume he's on it. It's tough, dude. Because that's thing like Tim Tibo clop, like I do know freaks. I agree. Lawrence Vickers, right? He is kind of like, he is.

So if anybody's natural who looks like he's hot, but also his dad was like a body builder of Oscar Cuntrow of Sons. Dear, really really they think. I I don't care if either way I think that he he's a guy. You know what? He's a guy who's so naturally muscular that it wouldn't it wouldn't surprise me if he was natural.

That's what I'm saying. I'm going to go ahead and assume he's natural because I hate when people just assume we can go ahead and be diplomatic and say that. This is April That's him in April and then I have place more dates doing that you're not that's what I want him to do place more dates sage North God, please. I love him. There's nobody better in the business to break it down. Who know? Who knows that what's that this guy name? What's his name? It's plates more dates, but he does natty or not. Yeah, like he'll do John

He'll follow John for years and break down fight by like he's a beast with it Okay, this guy we've had him on the we pulled him up before yeah more plates more dates Do sage North cut dude? please Yeah, he's fucking great Yeah, do you know who had on food truck yesterday didn't come out the next week, but brand morano You know who that is? I sure do. The Flyweight Champion of the World, the first Mexican champion.

It's the first Mexican champion. Dude, when they say he's the nicest kid in the world, he is the nicest guy of all time. He's so fucking friendly. Really? Him and Wonderboy, they were talking like, who's nicer? Like they're both so fucking friendly. Yeah. He's so friendly.

Gilbert Burns too, it's a very sweet one. Gilbert's very nice. I used to train with Gilbert. Gilbert's very nice, yeah. Gilbert's very, very, but Brandon More with Gilbert. Gilbert's very nice. Yeah Gilbert's very very but but Brandon Ray knows the nice guy in the world Is that right? He's my girl's favorite fighter because he's Mexican. Yeah, so I have him sent our video center this long video in Spanish I don't know I think he's solar. I don't know what he's saying Yeah, the nicest fucking kid though. What if what if I fought a killer to

What a killer Dominated the killer. I'm a man. That's what's great. And but that's why he said like I was like go with are you gonna rematch Figueroito and he goes to make if they want to do that I guess but that makes sense to me He's like if it was like a close fight I'd be down, but yeah, I completely dominated doing two rounds Yes, you do he's like there's not much left for me to do with him So he talked about fighting Cody Garbant. Oh. The Cody's going, I got 35?

No, no, no. Cody's going down 20. Cody can suck down 25. Oh, Cody's small, dude. He can suck down 25. How tall is he? Short. 25's easy for him.

Is that right? Yeah, I just had him on my show, dude. Wow, I thought Cody was a lot bigger than that. Cody. Yeah, I can introduce you to Colin and me and I. Maybe an inch taller than you? He's a small guy. Oh wow.

25's gonna be perfect for him. Oh, I did not know. But he, he, uh, sugar should not five eight. It's not five eight. But it's, it says TJ's five, six TJ's tall in him by probably two to three inches. Then, then Cody. Yeah.

TJ's way, away bigger. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, TJ's not small. Yeah, everybody should keep, keep, can we say whoo in retirement? because nobody wants Henry Sehudo at 125 Nobody wants him Not a good idea. Let's just keep him in retirement because Henry decides to come back

I'm never betting against Henry Sehudo He's been are you do you have can we talk for a second about Just real quick about what you think between Corey San, San Hagen and because that's one of, that's Chris now in disciple. And then you got the great T.J. Dillishaw. They're both under Christian for a while. They both are. They used to train together like they're close.

Oh, wow. Yeah. You want, are they close? They, they, because I used to. Yeah. Well, Corey was young. He was probably 16 when, when, no, Corey started 16. When he's with me.

Okay. You're talking, there's not that. No, three years together trained four years ago. You're talking, there's not that one. No three years together, Trent, four years. Wow. That dude is. Story? Yeah, monster. Yeah.

That's, I mean, it's crazy how. Yeah, I'm not gonna pick both of them or close friends. Okay, so it's a crazy thing to throw TJ in there after three years. I feel like after two years. It's still a long time. If anybody has the strong enough mind, it's TJ,

he's just a champion, he's amazing. And it's very, very, very hard to bet against him. No, let me caveat with this, TJ asked for this fight by the way. TJ asked for this fight. He thinks it's for him. They want the UFC, because that's, we're not, I have my food truck last week.

It's available now. And he said, he go, and I go, dude, that's why I said, dude, I have two year layoff, like, why not come back, maybe fight a top 10 guy? And he's like, oh, I don't want to know. He goes, they were gonna give me a title shot right away. I was supposed to fight the winner of Peter Young Sterling because we're right, he left as the champ.

He lost at 125, didn't lose at 135. So he left as the champ and he was like, dude, so they're just gonna give me a title shot against Peter Young algebra. I mean lost the illegal need they got a rematch I'm like I'm waiting for that so I want the next best best thing of course it Santa Hagen's a good fight for me Well, he's also like people are talking about Santa And I'm after he knocked out Frank. I'd go that way and everything else. Marais. I mean he's fucking unbelievable. Did he lose the house, your man? Yeah, it choked out in a minute.

Oh, Jesus. Here's the other thing you got to wear. And again, I love Cory Sanhae gave him his nickname and say man, he's an Aurora kid. I love Cory. That's my guy. Their team just saw him. Love them.

I got you. The thing you got to worry about betting on this fight is Cory has been taking down every single UFC fight. He's been in the side Frank Jagger because he knocked him out in 30 seconds. So wrestling is not his forte. It is not his forte. Wrestling is TJ's forte, Tate. It's his forte, Tate.

I am thinking about that. And here's the other thing Cory's never been past their ground. TJ fucking... The only thing I would say is that... Strives and the fourth and fourth. TJ, TJ, having been next to these guys, and knowing TJ, the size difference to me seems palpable. It's a, and again, it's not the end all and be all,

but Corey, it could fight easily at 45. That's more his weight, I think. No. I think so. He's pretty big, dude. He's more his weight, I think. No. I think so. He's pretty big, dude. He's the, the strength. He's skinny, but. He's not strong enough.

No. Those boys are strong, man. Maybe if, like, a super fight made, he's younger. He's younger. He's younger. Like, I'm not rooting against Quad. Never rooting against fucking Quad Sanhaigan.

He's young. So he's, he's gonna be your champion a lot of years to go. For TJ dude, there's so many naysayers, it's like, go, just cause of steroids, stop with that. They've tested all his previous urine samples. If you know TJ, he took that because he's cutting 125. He's 1000 easier cut.

TJ is not a small guy. It was a nightmare. He never should have done it. He'll admit that he's a show and done it. I thought I could do it because mentally, I figure I can do anything. It it was a nightmare. He never should have done it. He'll admit that he's like, I shouldn't have done it. I thought I could do it, because mentally I figure I can do anything. It was a fucking nightmare. I took EPO to get through that.

Awful idea, fucked up. But it's like, you know, T.J. is a fucking beast. He's one of those guys, T.J. is one of those things. Well, what I was saying is, for T.J. there's so much more pressure on him. Of course he'll be fine no matter what happens Saturday night. For T.J. is not, if TJ loses this,

at he's 33, we gotta get going. Well when I saw him, he looks awful. I saw him one time, he looks like, he looks like the kind of junkyard dog I want for this fucking studio. That is close to a human pit bull as you get. Look at that motherfucker.

Suck and wait, he's such a badass. But I, he's built like a pray man i saw him backstage right before he went to fight uh... the second time he was gonna fight uh... the great brisalean who held the title for a long time the fuck was it was a lot i'm sorry jose alde no the brisalean who held the title at one thirty five i think for a long time uh... he was out of Aldous. Oh, starts with the B. Henna Bra. Yeah.

Henna Bra. And when I tell you, when I fucking tell you, he was walking around with his group like he had just won the fight. And I talked to him about that. And the motherfucker was like, I'm more relaxed when it's game time, when it's show time when it show time which that's when that's when he comes a lot of people this yeah that's when he thrives that's when he's actually at his best. And so there's a reason he's a

champion. He's made that walk and that's a huge thing when you're when you're that Chris. Look at Dominic Cruz who came back after that long layoff was a world-beater and and and looked unbelievable. I think you'll see the same thing. But you know I'm only caveat with with this is you know Cory's young. He's never been those championship rounds DJ's a fucking dog. There's a lot of pressure on them. There's so many naysayers. Yeah, but he's tough It'd be tough to bet against TJ. I wouldn't bet against them. I'm not betting on this one. I love no, I love both guys I guess it's not right now, Chen go to draft Kings

I'm I guess that's right now, Chen go to draft Kings A little random, but do you think Cody and TJ will fight again or not? Yes, you do you do well I think it's just depends yeah, cuz I know TJ won both fights So yeah, it just depends depends what Cody wants to do So if Cody fight sugar shine at one just to get out of the way for it Because he's one fight away from a tie to shot. He said so if he does that and then goes to 125. Yeah, yeah He just lost his he just lost pretty decisively. Yeah, yeah, he's getting to 25. It's Cody Cartwright from a world champion Yeah, he's a monster. Yeah, he's a huge win before the show Decisively. Oh, yeah, one hundred nine, no, no, no, no, no.

We'll talk about. So Cody's gonna fight at 125. Oh, 125. So he's gonna fight sugar Sean at 135. This is the plan, I think. You know, right? Sugar shot at 135. Pretty good fight for Cody. Not the great. I mean, sugar's a fucking badass. He's a badass. I mean, I know he was fighting a guy who wasn't shouldn't have been in there against him, but sugar Sean is a motherfucker, man. Cody had finished A.K. Cody hits like a fucking truck. Yes, but Sugar Sean is just, I think he's, I can't believe he's not ranked, it's hilarious.

He's top five. That's aggressive. Is it? Yeah. We all love Sugar Sean, and I just talked to him yesterday. I love him. You got top five super aggressive. You got TJ Dulleshot.

It's a stacked way, it's such a stacked.'s a top five you got Peter Yann who's not ranked Al Jermaine Sterling you got Peter Yann you got Corey Sanhaegan you got Jose Codey all though Marlomorice Frank Yeager I Would put I would put him between I put him like eight nine or ten. He's new blood He's new blood and he's young and I just think he's Difficult to train but this is this is why we're on the fight blood, he's new blood, and he's young, and I just think he's difficult to train for. But this is why we're on the fight campaign when he called out Cody's,

I'm not fighting that fucking Schmuck, he doesn't deserve to be on the top 15, he hasn't beat anybody, which is true. But I'm like, dude, as far as like fame level, like he's number one. He's more famous, than anybody in the division. Fuck yeah.

Like on Twitch and being relevant. And like the rankings kind of fuck things up because now guys can go, well I'm four, that guy's seven, I'm not fighting him. When before the rankings, you would have to fight. You couldn't just say no, he's seven, I'm four. This doesn't make sense. Before you'd have to fight because there's none of that.

So now that they have rankings, I get what Cody's saying, but it's like dude. I know he's not ranked, but also what are rankings. Like think about the people that they have rankings, I get what Cody's saying, but it's like, dude, I know he's not ranked, but also what are rankings? Like, think about the people that do the ranking. Exactly. That the end all be, all right. Like, we know Sugar Sean's a top 10 top.

We all want to see, I want to see if Sugar Sean, we all want to see that fight. We want to see him fight a real, they go if you they're so. Don't say a real guy because you fight Cheeto there. No, I'm sorry. No, people are saying, well, he hasn't fought enough people. Okay. Yeah, the point is I want to see him fight somebody like that. Yeah, but here's the other point But here's the other over who I got him over Cody it's good fight really it's a very good fight. I think sure sugar be sugar on the on the

Odds would be done to argue that fight. He's so long. He's so tall. He's my height He's 511 every bit of 5'11." And I may be dumb for saying this, but I think I have Cody in that fight because in my opinion, Juggler can even finish that guy in his first UFC debut. Look, granted that kid is a fucking monster. Like he took everything he had out on him. Cody would put that kid down. Exactly.

Because Cody has a lot of power. Cody hits like a Mack truck. Yeah. Against smaller guys. Cody. Yeah No, he's fighting the same guy sugar is that 35 higher level guys I got sugar look if you can't say not smaller guys out Well, I'm saying wait division. I'm what I'm saying. Yeah, that don't make sense

Sugar couldn't knock out a guy in his first year of stadium UFC debut Cody's knocked out some of the best fighters in his wake. But here's the problem with that though is like. I think sugar's a top 10 guy. Yeah. We all think he's top 10 guy. But you got to realize sugar's young and his career man just because he's this famous doesn't mean should be fighting top five guys. You actually do him a disservice by saying he needs to fight top five guy because it's a marathon out of sprint. So let's say he's not ready and he fights, Cody is five or he fights those top guys in loses, dude it fucks the guys career, career up,

and the fan base goes, ah he's not as good. That's true. And then it gets in his head and then it fucks, you know, he could be their next con with Gregor. Yeah. Meaning a huge pay-per-view star. So to me, what the U.S.E. is doing with them is perfect. And he keeps asking for top five champions.

And the U.S.E. is like, calm down, young man. Just look great. You looked great in the past. And notice, they never do that with anybody else. Everybody else is fucked, dude. You get thrown to the goddamn shards. But with sugar, they're like, no, no, let's take it slow. But what they do with Marlon and I love it. Well, Marlon like, no, no, let's take it. So they do it with Marlon.

And I love it. And well, Marlon, you had Marlon came, it was a real champion. No, no, no, no, no, who's the guy who was a type one, no guy who fought Frankie Edgar? They gave him Frankie Edgar and you were like, yeah, Rodriguez. Yeah, and you were like, don't give him fucking Frankie. He is not ready for that. And even Frankie said that. It changed.

It's a whole career. Chemistry of his brain. He got it up to that. I mean, he's kind of coming back now. Kind of, he's never been the same. Even Frankie said that it changed it fucking career chemistry of his brain. Yes I mean he's kind of coming back that kind of he's never been the same you said I was like why you had this the exciting Mother fucking this young Exciting is they do it all the time except what sugar Sean Well, this maybe they're learning You know there's something going on there. I love it. Who's the other guy you and I like can we get me wider? Like can I get as white as Biden with this lighting?

This is the same hair. So that's I look like Casper the Angry Ghost right now. That's your skin, Bubba. No, I have a beautiful skin dude and I'm tan. Hey, Chin, who's the guy we like? He blew out. He's Brazilian blue. I was fucking shoulder doing the worm. The catapult. Johnny walk. Johnny walk. Johnny walk. You about Johnny walker? No. Dude, not right. He was like, we're like, man, inverse John, this is the fight. They catapult into the top. He knocked a dude out. He's like, inverse is like, yeah, does the worm, boom.

Blows his shoulder out. Has never been the same thing. God, damn it, you can't do those things, man. You gotta be careful. I've always wondered how many football players get injured after the celebration. I'm gonna jump out of time. Not a ton. How many football players get injured after the celebration? I'm going to jump out of town.

Not a ton. Damn, TJ Dillshaw's plus 75. Let's add it. No, either of them I'd put money on TJ at plus 175. You would? Yes. Just with his experience, I know the two-year layoff. But if I want to make money, like the reason you bet is to make money, not because of your

friends. So if you want to make money, you put 100 on TJ, you win 175, put a grand on, you're making good money. I'm betting on MMA now. I know, plug your show, go ahead. Yeah, no, I'm just saying. So it's good to know. It's not a bit, because you want to make money.

So if you're in a bad on Cory, it's like, unless you're like Floyd, you're betting like 10,000 to make, you know, even you bet 10,000 to win 2,000. Yeah. It's not great. Yeah, it's not. And it's a two. Well, it's a two. It's a two.

It's a two. It's a two. Yeah. Dude, you bet 1,000 to plus 1,25. It's not bad. And then I don't know what odds are for the over-undromed rounds, but if you think TJ is gonna win, it's gonna be TJ, I think decision. So you do TJ to win,

parlay it with via decision. Now you're making money. Do you gonna see some takedowns in this fight, you think? In less court can knock them out early with his knees. You can see a lot of takedowns. You can see a lot of takedowns. Oh, why are you asking? Because TJ's been sleeping at least for volumizing him.

Jim, his wrestling gym. This sounds much of a savage TJ's. Listen, when people go, oh, this guy's, you know, has the Kobe mentality. This guy's just like Kobe. TJ's the closest thing we have to Kobe Bryant in the UFC. I've heard this. I've heard he's so competitive.

You don't take him down. He has no friends. He has no friends. Only trains. We talked about on the show, he's like, and I go, dude, most people consider an asshole. He's like, yeah, I'm not trying to make friends, man. He's like, I pride myself on that.

Like, I'm there to do work. I'm impressed. So, dude, this is his schedule. Trains in Orange County, where the fuck he's training Monday through Thursday. Thursday night flies out to Colorado. Sleeps at the, in the wrestling room. They have like, these little bunk there, has to be held.

He's a Spartan. He's a dog. Fucking Spartan. Sleeps in the bunk bed, so that night he goes, I can't sleep, I just drill. Better get, better get that guy. Even though it's our boy, my, my, I understand.

Or is my brother, or a ro-dog. Should move that gym here so that he can train at night here. He can stay here. Yeah. Wow. Did they have it for can sit there. Yeah. Wow. Did they have it for the round yet, Jen? I don't know where to find that one, the round stuff. That's so much better.

Someone said it to be for. So you don't think that Cory's gonna go into his camp, working on his take down defense, knowing that. No, he can't. Go ahead. Go ahead and do it. Every guy did that against Kabeab. Every guy did that against Curtis Blades. Every guy did against Kain Velasquez.

You don't have enough hours in the day to make up from TJ's pedigree, being an all-American at Fullerton College wrestling and wrestling in high school. Cory didn't wrestle in high school. So you don't have that base. So it's like, you like with Greg Hardy. I like the guy, I'm most excited to see him fight.

There's not enough hours in the day for him to get the tools to be a successful heavyweight To compete with the top guys because Curtis blades. Nass champion Jucco Yeah, big big I'm super stud. Yeah, but it's like striking like all right I guess you want to fight Rosenstruck. We've been striking since they do I know you're in the gym There's not there's not enough hours in the day for you to make up over the time, that's just, it's tough, dude. That's what's funny about Kabib, it's like you're gonna get put on your back regardless

because you can't be given with those transitions. When you, like, he goes to, for one thing and then you counter that, he's just ahead of you. You can't keep up. Well, he has 25 ways to take you down. You're working on five ways to defend the takedown and you can never make up for it. Yeah.

And whatever you do, he says seen since he was four years old. I feel like what happened. I think with Connor. It's like Makachev. Yeah. Makachev, who is basically his brother. Oh my God. They've been trained together. They say he's a better striker. So this is my thing with Cachev. Yeah. Mark Cachev, who is basically his brother. Oh my God.

They've been trained together. They say it's a better striker. So this is my thing with Mark Cachev, what is Tom on the show. So, better striker, and I talk to Josh Thompson, trained with both of them. Better striker, better submissions, and then obviously his wrestling is better

than anybody in the fucking division. He's not Kabeebs level wrestling, but who is? But if Kabeebs have 10, he's a nine and a half. But everything else is there. I hear his every bit is good in wrestling and take down that. Not as Kabebes, but he's up there. Submissions are better.

We should probably just send the championship belt. That's why I said, he used to it. But I'll bet. I don't know who the fuck you can. You can, you used to him saying that name. At least it's not as hard as Kabebes last name yeah, you used to it, but I'll be a chef. I don't know who the fuck you can get used to him saying that name. At least it's not as hard as Kabeep's last name, but yeah, you used to say in my Jeff, but with mock Jeff too, it's like, you know, he's 20 and one who be, you know, I forget, but he's 20 and one.

Um, that that that was his first main event. Looked a little nervous, then performed like you should, especially the first round. Like really nervous, but that's only get better. But, but again with UFC you don't want to toss some Fucking Chandler something right now. He's not ready for that You don't toss some challenge because mac a challenge The light light he know he just needs to get used to that pressure It's just do when your main event five rounds different animal do all the press you're dealing with real savages Yeah, my challenge been there. he's fought for the title.

Yeah, that's true. So you give him an RDA, what do you ask for? Give him an RDA on a paper view. Give him an RDA, you know what you do to RDA? What do you want, huh? Yeah, he's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, that's what's... Again, those guys don't let them,

there's not hours in a day to make up to catch up. You can tell that like I think it's interesting, right? I think with the Connor, if Connor hadn't broken his leg and this is a big if but I was really looking forward to see what happen. I believe that what you would have seen is you would have seen Dustin have Connor on his back through the whole fight. I think you would have seen that over and over again. To your point, that was his original game plan going the first time. It was okay. I'm sorry, the second fight when he beat him in January. Yeah. The

plan was for takedowns. But then he's throwing like it. He's like he's not checking these so he's like I'm just keep doing these like Okay, because team was like just do like but the entire game game playing going in Wear them out and then stand up with them third fourth and fifth because Conner's only good in the first and second if you were if you were TJ Dillashaw's coach would you tell him to do the same thing? Oh, you can't rush in because Corey's knees. Yeah, I've got those crazy knees. But yes, we're gonna... And the other thing, Corey's advantage... This is why I wouldn't bet on the fight.

Corey's advantage is in the clinch too. He's very good in the clinch because of Christian Allen. His knees and elbows in the clinch, he's a problem. And he's the bigger guy, so the tie clinch, stuff like that. He's a nightmare. But also, to that point, if you're gonna get in the clinch, now you're close. Now, TJ can get his hands on you.

Yeah, but TJ is a folk wrestler. TJ is not a greco wrestler. He's a freestyle wrestler. Okay, but there's, but freestyle isn't as as upper body clinch throw heavy. You don't think they know that stuff? As you don't think TJ knows that stuff. He may know that, but I don't think that's where his pedigree came from.

It was more doubles and singles arm drags. That's stuff right here. But I'll tell you this against Corey Sandingane who has no background in wrestling, he's gonna look like a Greco world champion. Those guys don't Greco, you know? Yeah, great. Yeah, but he just needs to get under hook

and then heavy on the head, you know, and then he can get to the legs. He's gonna get the leg. Yeah, he's just gonna get that leg. It's such a good fight. Rescards trash, but can get to the legs, you can reach the legs. Yeah, it's just gonna get that leg. It's such a good fight. Risk cards trash, but the rest of the, that's the one, yeah, I was like, huh, but I love that fight.

You and my girl, we basically had this blind date with these other parents, because Tiger's best friend is this little kid from England. So we had this blind date, dad blind date, so they came over to see if we're cool. So they want to do a date nine Saturday night, and my God, it's of course anything T.J. man literally any other night I'm down to do but I'm not missing this fucking fight I got just

recording like I can't is this is it's me? is PN1 plus or is this maybe on a spania okay you don't have the update I do have the update yeah if you're spying plus yeah man I fucking do dude I don't know I don't like you acting like I'm so old. I don't even know what the fucking app is. I don't know. Usually you and Chipel are like, what? No, I didn't say that.

No, I know about this. No, don't say that. Don't say, just no Chipel. Just no Chipel. Chipel is like that. Well, when, dude, when I say Chipel, and what, I was telling my conversation with Mark and I know Chipel's gonna watch this,

but it's like, your job as a podcaster is to know what's going on in the world. That's what we do and have an opinion on it. And then you have an opinion and that makes content for the show. But if you don't know what's going on and then I have to tell you, the viewers are more like me and know what's going on.

So they're like, we know Biden's president, Brent. Or we know it. So you gotta have it. I need you know, you got to have I need you have an opinion got it got a current Culture with his pop culture. Well, you and I have talked about that. You and I have always talked about like podcasting is you got to have strong points If you on the world, you can't you can't be lukewarm and I'm like, oh really? No, you've always had that you know that it always you just a point of Better worse For better or for worse. It's way more interesting to listen to a strong point of view. Let me see the rest of that card. Chin. That's been Lads always great to watch.

Don't know these guys. I want to see you, you're right, you're right, Hall. And uh, uh, fucking, uh, random average. She's a diamond Mickey Mickey doll Jordan Williams. Those are good fights. What do you think of? What about the hall? What's his name fight? Yeah, your name. Branda now. It's great great name as well. It was hall fighting hall is fighting isn't hall fighting him here It's John Strickland. What's the good fight? The guy that is armed jacked up by that. Yeah, did you just say that? Well, you you see that video the guy he's fighting, the guy's a world champion with juice getting, it's a dirty move where you snap, you know, so if you

go to grab me. Yeah, here, if you go to grab me, he's doing this. Oh, god, I think that's a Tyson thing that he did that. Oh, that hurts. He's doing this. Yeah, it's just like, he's just clear. It's just a move, especially for a guy getting ready for a fight, dude. And he was doing that when they were practicing or in a game. Well, he doesn't, and pops the elbow and strickling goes, what the fuck in the spinning? Oh, I remember this. He hits him.

I remember this. And then the whole MMA community was like, is that, was that the right thing to do? I'm like, yeah, I think so. Like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? That's what you care about. Yeah, like what are you doing? What are you doing?

And he's also a world, like he's a big dude, compete at absolute, you know, super heavyweight. The, the, the guy who did that. World champion, just who gets it? World champion. Yeah, monster know, super heavyweight. The guy who did that. World champion, Jujutsu, it's a world champion. Monster. I could see it. You don't want those problems. No, but also be careful.

But that's also why I won Sean, because when Sean's trickling at him, he's like, what, and start walking towards him? That's an end well for Sean's trickling. It does. No. No, I guess he's gonna get his hands on him. He's like a thick bow constrictor.

The thickest bow constrictor. Yeah. Like, guys, not keto. You know, Doug David off his training with Marcel Garcia. Oh, really? In New York? Yeah, it's great. But he was just like, if you saw Marcel just walking down the street, he is the least threatening looking guy.

And yet if he grabs a hold of you, we'll see you later. What's like when those guys tried to rob Hensel Grac, and he did? You know about this? No. So he's walking in New York, you know, New York. He's walking New York, this is probably two years you know, at least.

He's walking New York, and these guys are following him and Hanzo gets out his phone. I think he's on Instagram live. He's like, these guys, they don't know. He's like, what's this? So they come up to him and they're like, talking shit to him, like, they're trying to rob him. So he films, he beats the shit out of all three of them.

And his hands are all bloody. Is that on, is that on? I've never seen that. Yeah, yeah. That, that, that, that, all the guys to rob, hands though. That's so funny. I had Joe Schilling think it looks like it's,

it's a staged movie. It's definitely not. I know, he's been litigation, yeah. You say to me, you can't hear what the guy says But obviously the guy was talking shit tomorrow night. He was talking on shit to him. Yeah, staring at him talking shit to him Yeah What I said like I know guys the guys suing him, but it's like and obviously the the rules are set up for that gotta be protected I got a piece of shit

But that's like stick your hand in a fucking cobra bag and then you get bit by the cobra. I'm like, what the fucking killin' the cobra? I do, you're the one that fucked with the cobra. Take some responsibility. Yeah. That's Joe Schilling dude. Correct.

And I know you don't know who he is, but then don't act like a dick because this is why you should act like a dick. Because there's a lot of Joe Schilling. There's a guy like Joe Schilling out there. I love it. What's this? That's him live tweeting with that fight that he had.

Oh, hands up. Yeah. Hey, I realized how slow I was. They're coming close to us and we're cigarette. Can't help but have a smile on my face. I don't smoke, pretend to wobble. They smile. My hands hurt, can't help but look at him.

Other one took off running. You just beat the show. Man, try to, um, you know what I can't do anymore? Get out of my car and just start running. Got to warm the old feet up. You would you have planner? Just old old old Achilles. Old band. The old band. Old bands down there. They're killers like jerky. Yeah Quit drinking though. I said that right. Yeah, that's gonna last I mean why go don't you enjoy wine? No Hey, you do you love wine. No because when I don't drink I sleep all the way through the night Okay, young I Got a piece so bad you do go pee. Go pee, we'll take a break. Let's take a little break, pay some bills, y'all.

You know what? Some things are just better at home. We like to sleep in our beds at home. I like to watch movies at home and say the theater. I like to chill at the crib, like, eat my food at home. And now sometimes I like to work out at home. And that's where Peloton comes in. You can do everything from home.

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You have to take a hard piss. I pissed hard. I can't take a hard time. I can't take a hard time. I can't take a I can go the fluids I do I'm never dehydrated no me neither my kids don't drink enough water I'm a bit of a Nazi when it comes to food my my daughter will just like like you know cinnamon buns and goldfish for breakfast if I don't watch it I know I know that it's summer I'm watching cartoons. Ah!

Yeah. I make crepes. I got a little secret. I put like seven eggs in the crepes, and they don't know. So it's like basically- But they put in a tail on them? I put a little, I put butter in a little real maple syrup. There's nothing like it.

Oh, I love the real, the real Canadian. I mean, and I can make- The nectar from the trees up there, man.'ll suck it straight from the tree and Vermont too I spent a lot of time. I like the Vermont I like that real mate the dark amd that they tab that bar I would suck a tree I'll suck a tree off Well, I think you got to cook it Now you see it with a pocket it's suck it straight through. I don't know you get suck the teeth of a cow Yeah, but I was thinking of you suck the sap it ain't as through. I don't know. You get suck the teeth of a cow. Yeah, but I don't,

but I think if you suck the sap, it ain't as sweet. I bet it's sweet, daddy. I don't know about that. Yeah, it's like honey, dude. Yeah. Honey for trees. Can you suck the sap?

You can eat, you can eat straight honey from the bees. I mean, good luck getting in there. Yeah, good luck. You gotta smoke them. You smoke them, get them tired. You smoke them out. Not raw, but you use raw cooking.

Coming from every street of heat reduced. There's a great source right there. And there you go. All right. Yeah, all I want to know is can I suck it? It's called a maple trader. Okay, am I allowed to suck trees? Yeah, other guys are in to this.

Hopefully. I'm not gonna. I'll deep-tort the shell of that braille to do. Yeah. Get the nectar out out you gotta get it from the No, I'm sure it's better. I'm just thinking I suck it dude. I got a boil it down, bro No, I'm sure it's like it's it's like running or but is it thick out of the tree that thick nectar? There's some things you gotta like cassava if you to raw you it's you'll get you'll die sometimes It's poisonous you got a process it

You'll get you'll die sometimes. It's poisonous. You got to process it. Yes, so can I not suck it, Chin? It says no. You got a boy over the bucket saying yeah, boil to put on pancakes, dude. I'm just talking. I'm in the fucking Outdoors, I need some nutrition. I need some sugar to keep my height going. Can I find a tree and suck it off. I don't know what you're talking. The sugar maple is famous for the literally sweet sweet you can make from the sap, but if you are aware of that many species of the larger milk trees can also be tapped for the edible sap.

These are the people who have drunk the fresh sap from maple. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. As a refreshing drink. And look at the the fucking, look at that thing. I'll suck that. I'll suck that. Hey man. I'll suck that. Look at that sweet sap I'll suck that. I am. I am. Hey man. Just, no, no, no, no. Look at that, that sweet sap and the sugar mailed.

Oh, I'll take you straight to the head. I'd be all over that. You're in the woods, you know, like whoops, some of that fell on the dawn. You know what I mean? That looks nice, dude. Just gezzling that thick, sweet, nectar of the tree. Alright, man. There we are, there. Oh, dude, I'll be, look least a little dude. Well, I think has a fucking thing on it. What is that sat there blood?

The hidden life of trees trees some trees like the birch trees I think it's birch will poison the ground so no other fucking animals I mean no other trees grow. Yeah, so they just, and then they have roots. They'll have these roots that connect with like fun guide, like mushrooms under the ground. So I have these networks where they talk to each other. It's fucking crazy. There's a book called the secret life of trees. Have I read it? Boring. I was saying like the most. Boring. Some people who know the difference between trees.

Is that a perch? Hey man, hey, unless you're an arborist, get out of here. What's you? We'll do get the fuck out of here. When we're in Cleveland, we have this Airbnb in like the straight suburbs. Were you with us thinkin' out now? And we were walkin' and there was just two

yay older men. Every day, every morning for hours on their porch with the fucking the knockers Steering up birds fucking for birds. You'll fellas you see that and I forget what it's just look at your northern Northeastern swallow. Yeah, you boys get too much time here. You got too much time. What you guys go fuck each other Huh? No, come on man. That's all about that. That's what I said to him Dude, it's not about you sometimes you want to you have a refined taste and you want to watch birds They probably suck each other off and stare at birds. I don't know about that taste and you want to watch birds. They're probably stuck each other off and they're at birds. I don't know about that, I think they just watch birds.

Maybe. It's just, you know, some people are just into the refined kind of pleasures of life. Like, there's a slower life. It's a slower life. I mean, if you know what you're looking at, maybe. My dad got into it. He did? You dad? You had a whole book. Your dad's a gentleman. he did you had a whole book your dad's

a gentleman yeah had a whole book he did you stradmin not watching birds mm-hmm had the little binoculars I you know can't but you go kick that bag over there I can't have you ever tried to meditate in earnest yeah yeah when I fight nice to do it all the you did oh yeah how long would you meditate for 30 minutes and you visualized yourself. Yeah, professional. Not easy though, huh? I mean, if you do, it's just like, you practice before.

You do it for a reason. Yeah. But just to do it, you know, like, what was it? What I mean? Tony Robbins, like, every more, shut up. Yeah.

I'm waking up my kids like, dad, let's go on making food. I get to the gym. Yeah. And I'm not meditating, dude. I don't have time. Writing, I feel, is a bit of a meditation, but. Yeah, but anybody who's like,

as soon as I wake up, I sit down and meditate. You don't have kids if you do you're just a bad dad my kids hungry right away We are you going? Yeah, we're gonna. Yes shit to do. Yeah, I can't I'm in my car if I get think about so much turn the The fucking radio down just driving side of the old observe your Body yeah like your emotions and your thoughts, and then just not be attached to them, I understand. But sometimes I wanna be attached. Sometimes I wanna feel. I mean, anybody who has the can wake up,

they're like the guys that metate for an hour in the morning? Well, you know, I had a tough year, I don't know if you know this, but. Well, you did? Yeah. Oh, mine was easy when you left me for a year, that was fun. Yeah, and my mother would always say, you should take antidepressants or ZanX or something.

But I was always like, I kind of want to feel this. I want to feel, I want to feel everything. It sucks, but I want to feel it. I don't want to dull my instrument. It's, I'm not knocking anybody for doing it, but for me, I was like, I think Zanis could be funnier here and there. I'm sure, but I just, I was like, I wanna see if I can just go through.

Did you get a prescription? No, I didn't do any of that because I wanted to feel it. I wanted to just see how bad what I am. It depends. If you go like six months and you're in a deep, dark place, then you might wanna be in a couple of things. But I still wanna figure out a way to get out of that. Like, there's got to be a way.

You get out of it, Daddy? Where you put it into your work or put it into your creativity. Whatever you're going through, all of us are gonna go through something. We are gonna go through something. Hopefully not like that, but yeah. Something, people go through some shit.

For sure. And God forbid it's your child or whatever, but people go through some shit. And that's called chaos, right? And then you, what are you gonna do? You can numb yourself, but I think it's- We're doing numb themselves in other ways. Yeah.

Whether it's drug, not that Zandies, not drug, but drugs, alcohol, or they get really into bird watching or some shit. But don't you feel like from fighting the way you did? And I was listening to you and Shane Carwin talk one time about how miserable it was sometimes. Like just- The you're just, he like I'd rather be anywhere else

than people who are down the fucking pool and you and I are stretching to go fight another monster in a cage, right? Well, that would suck, at least that was like, supposedly the fun part, but that you're training and not, and it's possible. And in a way, you come out of that battle test,

it mentally strong for sure. That's right. Like I'll get through it. Like there were some dark days last year, but I'll figure it out. You can figure it out. Yeah. And I think that whatever it is that you go through

if you embrace it and just, but you want to surround yourself with people like that. You want to surround yourself with a way that. Is what you should have learned from this? Yes. Surround yourself with fighters. Not technically the term of a UFC fighter, but you know I'm saying fighters.

I agree saying fighters. I agree. Yeah. Because life is a fight man. And there were some people in our life who you wouldn't want in your fox hole. That's correct. And you learned that. You're like, where you going dude? Yeah. Like we all had our muskets and we thought our buddies had our muskets. Yeah. And then they dropped the muskets and run off it. The fuck we're going to fight the South dude. Yes. What are you doing? We got muskets. What are you going? That's right.

That's exactly right. Or we're in Foxholtz and it's like we're there for fucking six weeks and he ate all the chocolate. Yeah. Dude, that was a... Is that fucking... Is that fucking... Is that fucking... I was just a rash in that.

And we're supposed to share this and then you ate all the fucking chocolate. Oh, that's what... Okay. See you later, I guess. I ate all the chocolate and that shit. See you later. I ate all ate all the chocolate and actually I don't like you guys. It's weird It's what some of your buddies do. Yeah Yeah, that's what I'd rather have that happen and then you know now you know At least at least it least it clarifies who who your true people are you know and you you kind of

Whittle down on what's actually important. Mm-hmm. Maybe life is that way. You have to do that. You know, we do a lot of stuff for the wrong reasons when you're, I don't know, you find out. But. So some of those guys defend, so I don't think anybody knew how to deal with it.

You know what I'm saying? Like there's no, I can't go to Barnes and Ome. Like, hey, do you have a book? But you could say that about, you could say, you hey, do you have a book? But you could say that about- You could say- Do you have a book? When Frank goes through hell how to deal with it? Like, oh, actually do, it's friendships for dummies. You can use a book. Yeah.

Like, there's, there's, there's, you can call people and they give you advice, but nobody's been through it. But is that the case? But everyone's trying their best. Isn't that the case with all chaos though? Couldn't you say that about all things? Like, I'm just saying like, uh, whatever happens to you. It's always unique to you. It's always a different thing even a disease that you didn't expect Well, yeah, and there's those people that have that disease and can tell you what they said

Sure, but you're honest. Nothing gets you ready now. Nothing gets you ready for the real chaos for destruction of any kind And people deal with that, you know, I always think about that I think about straight bullets that take out a family member or fucking, you know, terrorist kills five year, you know, whatever the fuck it is, you, you, you, there is no anecdote for that. Jordan Peterson said the only thing you can do is tell the truth in general, like it closer to the truth and I like that idea. It's just you just clarify shit and you get you get less afraid and more

I don't know. Get focused. So it goes, right? It's all a verb, man. I don't know. I don't know. It's interesting though. I couldn't see Blastine as thinking about if this is so random.

If I bill this documentary on Hitler, dude, if they would have just given him a scholarship for his art The end of school the arts so many people would be fucking Survived he didn't get in the Vienna school and then he had hatred in his heart And that's when he went back do you know why the same thing if Charles Manson was just got that fucking record deal Do you know why six people wouldn't get in he couldn't draw human figures? Mm-hmm. He was really good at drawing buildings and stuff have Have you seen something as strong? Suck that drawing human figures. Do you have seen something as strong? Yeah. Pretty fucking much.

Yes. I was like, how did he not get in? Yeah. Again, yeah, he was bad at drawing human figures. Bad at drawing human figures. Did you know he erased all his past when it became the fur? Because he was pretty average in everything. Yeah.

But he wanted people to look at him like a god. Yeah. So any of the stuff before he was a fur was all erased. That's the cult of personality. That's what you want you to think he's this higher being. Any tyrant rewrites history and changes the truth. This is nice flowers. And I'm not hanging on my living room.

Vegetarian. Oh, what piece of that Hitler? Vegetarian. And also, I think, you know, how about this? Wouldn't hurt animals because he's vegetarian and didn't believe in any animals, but tortured and killed girl about this wouldn't hurt animals because he's vegetarian didn't believe in these animals But tortured and killed many many humans. Yeah Dude if that teacher could have just let him let him in in art school. Let him in I'm sure he wasn't the worst

It's saying what Charles Manton got damn it. Give me a record deal. Give him the record deal Share and take the life right now time piece. Yeah But how weird is just those little things? Historians obsess over those little details. Historians are like, if you had just gotten, if you had just been an artist, but he was basically an in-sell. He was basically a guy. Well, there's a guy who was like,

he's like, he's a whole life-ending thing. Older, German guy, and he goes, yeah, I met Hitler, there's nothing special. No. Like, he met him like when he was like in the thing. They said the same thing about Stalin. He was a pure crowd who kept himself even his ambitions kind of very kind of under You know, he was in he was not you've never really described him as anything nothing special no It was like it was a bunch of guys and they always they always have signs that they're the they're calling like Hitler was in World War one

Right and he was in the foxhole and a bomb came and he said something told him to walk over here. Well, probably had to take a piss. So he walks over there. Well, the devil was like, Oh. Yeah, maybe. But I think probably had to take a piss or shit.

So he walks over there, bomb comes, blows up his buddies, he goes, this is a sign. I should be the leader of Germany. You do it. Yeah, I guess, dude. When they, or should I take a hot piss and your buddies just stayed there. If you read about World War I, this is sign. I should be the leader of Germany. Yeah, I guess, dude, when they were something hot piss and your buddies just stayed there.

If you read about World War One, I've never read an account where it wasn't hell on earth. You were in trenches. The rain would come. You know where to go and you have to go to the bathroom there and then bodies would be there. So you'd be living in a ditch with water with dead bodies and feces. And you couldn't get clean. People would cry because they couldn't get get clean and then you just didn't know if you're going to die and then it wouldn't rain mustard gas would come over it would settle in the water so you couldn't drink any water so people would die if they're the whole thing was a knife. He's seen to it with mustard gas.

Yes and he went blind and then he found that the Germany had had had surrendered and he was like what? He got pissed. He seemed to according to his superior and the charisma though, when he seemed. Oh my God. He was very, yeah. He had, have you heard some of his speeches? He was, no.

No, he was, he was, He was, that's how you win people up, like his charisma, especially at a time with the Germans were going through horrible, horrible times. So he was good at marketing. And his charisma is so good as a leader does unfortunately. And he just haven't be a terrible person. But you think Obama, charisma, Trump, charisma, like the leaders, the best leaders have that charisma. They can speak to the people

and germinate the time. You're talking about a horrible time in their existence. And then he goes, the Jews are the problem. Why we're upset. And then he paints this narrative of why they're evil and They're the reason why we're doing so bad and the people damn he's kind of right and that and then there you go That's how it goes and he seemed to enjoy World War one He's the only person that's ever said I he liked it This was a total sociopath, but he could speak if you see speak, when he would start giving his speeches, it was fucking unbelievable.

Drenches sweat, like passionate. Bring up one of his speeches, Jen, it's unreal. I mean, no one speaks German, but you could just from it, you could see it. If you were an actor, he's better actor than like he was an amazing actor. It's Daniel Deilo's. Yeah. Daniel Deilo's probably hates that computer,

somebody you see on something. Watch the passion when he's talking about Deutschland, Uber, Alice. Deutschland, Germany overall. Look at this. The top one? Yeah, watch the way he speaks. Throughout the outfits we're fired. My the arbeit for the right to get up to gloves,

that's the place he's been, that's the arbeit of the dave, that's the mech in these years, for the angus its dave, that's the angst and the, and for the angels that's that's the angel ending, my side for vendetta. Passionate dude. And at a time of desperation, so you have this guy coming, telling you things you want to hear, you're like, oh, this is the guy's going to say that all. Look at this shit, watch this. Watch this motherfucker, look at all the people

and what this is what i think this might be the most famous squash trucks look at the look at the he came up with that the swastika thousand pairs of boots standing here to heal look at this waiting for the purest final speed and the high spot comes when after a detailed review of Nazi achievements Hitler cries my life's fight has not been in vain Yeah! Thanks, so be a tiger! Follow for the head, dragon!

And fear! And the new root, the tiger, the dothian! You can motivate a few people to do that. What the fuck? Yeah. You really wonder if a guy like that had some kind of, like people have said, the devil, the devil was sort of like, you know, he tapped into some dark fucking art or something. I think a mission is sociopath.

What's that? You just had a mission with a sociopath. It's one of those crazy carousel. Good timing, the economy, you know, the perfect person. In a society that followed authority blindly. Yes. You know, that was very, very disciplined and very fun. You have a leader like that and whatever is spewing your

buying. Have you watched that tyrant thing on Netflix? I don't like that. People are on its nuts. I don't like the way it's edited. I don't have to jump around from dictated. I like bugs me a little bit. Just finish this guy's story and then jump to the next day. Don't tell him about Saddam Hussein and then jump over to Hitler and then Stalin. I'm like, what do you need to do that? Just fucking finish the next. But that video, which I've seen a million times, you ever seen it about Saddam Hussein and then jump over to Hitler and then yeah, I'm like But what do you know to do that? Just fucking finish that video which I've seen a million times You ever seen it when Saddam first becomes president, right?

Beams president and he calls everybody together crying for well, no, no Have you seen it so he calls everybody together? It's on YouTube. He calls everybody together and the guy who's staging a coup against him to get him out of there He has him speak and vouch for Saddam. And I was like, what the fuck? Because he was the guy who was going against him, was going to run against him. He's in a stage of coup. And what he does is what people don't know is before that what Saddam did is took

his wife and his two daughters who were like 13 at the time and he was in prison. Goes, if you don't Speak for me at this thing. I'm gonna have these soldiers here rape your wife and your two daughters in front of you And then we're gonna kill him. So what do you want to do? Nice guy? So the guy goes, all right, I'll do it. So now he's gonna do it But then he goes, I want you to come up with lists who helped you out. So it comes up with the whole list There's like 10 guys on it list because you can get up and you're talking say say how you were wrong and how I'm the real president. And then you read off those names. Okay. It's like, we're only gonna read off the names. Just read off the names. Read off the

names. And as he's reading it, the fucking military comes in and the guys are you're seeing grown men crying. Because they're like, what the fuck? Now I didn't the real names in these these military people and the guys out taking them out. Like, oh, where are they doing fuck? No, I didn't. The real names and these military peaking the guys out, taking them out. Like, oh, where are they doing them? Well, they took them out back and then shot them on the face. Yep. Intense.

Total, his hero was Stalin. He had a library on Stalin. So if you fucked up, your family was killed. Nice. Intense shit. But yeah, that, that, that, that, that tyrant thing that I've seen good documentaries that I won they bounce all over the place And it's also like you're giving me the blueprint how to be a terrible dictator. Yeah, this is the blooper like literally step by step

How to be an asshole? Yeah Well, and then the the way is that it who did that to jump in all over the first kind of those sociopaths are if you look at the most of the Lot of the leaders. I'm sure Napoleon was a sociopath all politicians are first all politics the festival. Those sociopaths are, if you look at the most of the, a lot of the leaders, I'm sure Napoleon was a sociopath. All politicians are, all politicians. The ones like that, you know. All politicians are compromised. Every single one is, it has to get to that level. They're A and R-Sys, like to get to politics is insane.

Yeah. You gotta be a narcissist. You gotta be a bit of a sociopath. Some people are gonna change the world. I think originally they do, and then they get a certain point where you gotta be compromised to get to. Power. change the world. I think originally they do, and then they get a certain point where you gotta be compromised to get to power.

The level you wanna get. Power corrupts, right? Obama, but I do think Obama had good intentions. Got a certain level and got compromised. Yeah, I don't know. Or they just sort of let me do that. It's a dirty game. Well, that's what I'm saying.

He gets a, he's like, well, I wanna do this and it's like, no. You gotta do this and it's past this because we need this do this. And it's like, huh, no. Yeah, it's not. You gotta do this in this past this, because we need this in this. You have an agenda and you just have to compromise. It's the dirtiest game in the world, dude. There's a limit to who wants to be involved to add down.

You can set an agenda as a president and then you're gonna, that's a good thing in this country because there's always pushback. There's a, there should be a refining process to democracy. You can't have direct democracy. You can't have like the people saying, we want this otherwise you have Twitter and they be running things and you'd be fucked. there should be a refining process democracy you can have direct democracy you can have like the people saying we want this otherwise you have twitter and they be running things and you be fucked that be a problem you

need a refining you need the refining uh... barrier of the legislative of of the house representatives and the senate and that's that's how it was which makes sense you know i can't work out for already how are you today, cut? I'm good. Quite over there. Yeah, I mean, I don't have much.

Are you sad, Panda today? No, I just don't have a lot of contribute when it comes to like politics. I don't know much about it. So I try not to. I feel like it's okay. It's okay. Well, yeah, you're eventually in today's even me. I've never been to it.

And then past five years, it's, it's, it's, it's, we of no choice. Politics will come to you. It's very interesting. You're going to have no choice eventually. Or you can, you know, you can go through the world and just like, yeah, it's not up to me, but you can use it. I think philosophical and political commitment is coming for all of us. You can try to avoid it, but you should know where you stand. Or you can be a sheet, I'm not saying this sheet, or you can be a sheet. You'll be used. You're just going to be one of the many that people are going to decide for you.

Yeah. You'll get dissed, you know, or you'll get in a position where you have no choice where people are. And we're getting close to that in some ways. All right. So Brendan, you sent this to me yesterday, and I watched this clip. It's Mark Marin on it.

Is it a clip? Because this is my, because I didn't look into it. I didn't see it. I saw this. I'm like, this would be good for the show. But when I saw it, I'm like, I need to know the context. There was a clip. This was Mark Maren on Tom Sigerov's show.

Do we have the clip? There's a clip on YouTube somewhere. It's not on this particular article. We go to it, because before we talk about Maren, who actually like,, I think he's a great comic, before we talked about Marin, he's been on this show and he's one of my favorite podcasts. You know, him and Rogan started the same year, but I need to see the clip.

I saw it. Oh, there it is. It was, you know, I think that, you know, you're your own guy, you're your own life. You weren't one of the guys that, you know, rented out space in Joseph's ass. It's just like a human centipede in Austin. It's like Iwan Musco, Rogan, and three-middle acts. So he's being funny for using the dude you're on thing.

Yeah, well, yeah, we have our own, you know, our own, see people are going to see that and go like, go get Mary's bitter. It's like, like why wouldn't I be white? Oh, he's a minute million dollars for going I don't know this is more this rival really That's what he brogans pushing back. I don't know man That's fair. He's being funny, but he like yeah, I'm not gonna see here in it's definitely better As the next for Shangra la yeah,. Because people always forget the finish of sentence. Hey man, I'm moving to Austin. Texas?

Yes. It's still Texas. Oh, that is really Texas. It's really Texas. It's like the hipstraholimo. It's a little enclave. It does feel like you're in, you're totally in a different unit. Like, obviously it's the most time I've ever spent there.

Usually you come in, you do a weekend of shows, right? But it is not like any other taxes experience you know I look I it is always like to I mean you know I I I I think what he said was funny and he's being silly and in a Joe's Joe's fine Joe will be fine I'm not my only promise when you know them given up a hundred million a volume for his pushback's going, oh, really man, like, that's the way I don't agree with mayor. Well, like that's not why Rogan got hurt and milling. Like you can't say Rogan's not a good joke. Yeah, but he's joking. I mean, obviously we know that. And again,

that's shade for sure. Okay. It's a little shade, but it's fine. But also, it's a thing. But to say the parts were really funny. Yeah. But they're, and I do like, man. But there is, you know, Rogan's the cool kid in town and everybody knows he got $100 million. So it's like with Drake, like, if you're an upcoming rap,

and not that Mark, man, it's up and coming, but if you're like a rapper that's big in the field, like if you're gonna take shots, you're gonna take shots at Drake, cause, A, he's not gonna respond, he's killing it. You know, and me, like, yeah, he's the head, huh, Joe? Yeah. So that's the guy you shoot for.

That's fine, that's not gonna, that's all good. We're just fucking around, everybody's friends. It's, well, they're not friends, but yeah. Yeah, but they're fine with each other. I mean, Mark and Joe have known each other for 26 years, 27 or 20, yeah. They're not friends now. Okay, but they're not enemies, you know, they're not.

They don't fuck with each other. I've known those guys together for a long time and I've had conversations about them with each other and there's not animosity. It's just isn't, they're just different people. They're very different people with very different audiences. I would say that. I agree, there's one jazz, one fucking part rock.

It's different, but I think.. And Boulder great at podcast and like both. Well, dude, Boulder, I mean, two, again, they're two complete different. I think what Mark said was actually funny and he was being silly and it's just a podcast and he's saying shit. But I get with Mayor, like everyone's saying Austin's like then I'll be all like,

and I agree with that. And guys it's like, yeah, he should do shut the fuck up. I agree with that. Yeah, I'm with them. Yeah, I'm with them. I mean, I was like, but the only the only part where I don't ride with Mark, he's like, dude, 100 million for being like, I guess, I don't know, like, come on. Yeah, that's, that's okay. Yeah. That's the issue. I have with it. Again, though, again, I don't take that seriously. I don't think Mark takes that seriously. I think we're just being, I think that Joe, Joe, Joe probably had part of Joe's, what is it? What would you say? His part of his technique and personality

is not to push back is to let people talk. He's pushed back and say, say, say there, they're pushed back. I feel like agree with you. He's gonna push back for sure. Yeah, he'll push back. But for the most part, he's also well He likes to take himself out of it and listen to what the person says once you get your point across So he's he has a lot of people times where if he doesn't agree with you or if he has if he thinks up males He definitely put there's also a lot of time and mirror But there's a lot of times when he's had people on who he doesn't agree with I know for a fact I've seen it where he doesn't agree at all, but he'll let them, he'll let them speak here. Yeah, and then he'll just, he'll get their point, and then part of that is what he would consider

good podcasting because he's taking them, asking them how they think, and then listening to them. If he starts pushing back right away, they're gonna clam up. They're gonna shut down. And their point's not getting down. So if you have a three hour conversation and you're gonna start shutting people down,

what happens is that podcast becomes one hour. Correct. So, so, so, so I understand why he doesn't push back in some cases because he wants to hear what they have to say. And I know for a fact there are people where he just, just like that guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. For sure. But he's not going to shut you down because that's kind of not his first full service job. If he thinks you're out of, out of line, I'm saying you know. Yes, I've seen, Joe is not afraid of you. I've seen that when people are lying or when they're being disingenuous. Yes

Yeah, 100% yeah, but if somebody's a socialist. He's also made a hundred million dollars to do what he does If it's not my it's not what I do it is thing, but that's his thing It's a three hour conversation of what happens is you was so in the internet burning standards on who I've always disagreed with But when you hear him Joe doesn't Bernie Sanders. Joe does and doesn't. And some things he's used to. Joe voted for Bernie Sanders. Yeah, but for some things he's used to. He's a java kid for Bernie Sanders.

And Bernie going on Joe's show helped out. Bernie Sanders tremendously. When I heard Bernie on Joe's show, what happened was I was like, he didn't sound as extreme, right? He sounded a little bit more reasonable. And so what happens when you listen to that is that that's what I like about Joe's podcast.

Is you hear somebody not in five minutes but in three hours, be able to tell or even an hour or whatever it was with Bernie. And that's a long time. I've never heard him get a chance to do that on TV. So you hear him be able to work through ideas. The man does that too, right? 100%.

100%. That's what's great about podcasting. You get the whole complete person. I mean Marin had fucking Obama on dude. Yeah, one of the cool things about Rogan and Marin is that when somebody writes a book and they're on for three hours You don't have to read their book you just read their book. You got all set except for Tom O'Neill Yeah, that I Got to read that damn yeah, my top cuz I want my top five long conspiracy social club because

You know he's fucking that book I hear I've had something read the book for you have not oh Just listen. Oh no, you took them 13 years right that book. Yeah, you don't want just listen That doesn't do it justice. There's a lot to go diving through there. What did you think of the book? I'm gonna close your mind and you know, I'm balls deep Charles Manson, you read that like holy fuck, everything. All those, you know, the polo, like all that stuff that they wrote with, you know, the famous Manson book, all that stuff. I was a sculptor.

Yeah, yeah, it's like it's all bullshit. They had an agenda. Like the prosecution came up with this whole narrative just to push this and make them seem like this demon, obviously not a great guy, but a lot of it was just marketing and you know bullshit Yeah, time on Neil goes balls deep. I can't wait to read it So I'm I'm I they got to do a small like a mini series documentary like some part series it crashed it I bet

I think I think that's what I think that's what he said they're doing good. I'm gonna read it. What's next? So we were talking about Jeff Bezos. I'm so strided right now. No, you're like I mean I look good Keep doing something. So we were I keep saying myself cuz I'm so fucking white. It's hurting my eyes. Go on snowballing Go on Jeff Bezos went to the edge of space like Richard Branson did. He didn't technically go into space. Yeah, they're not going to space. He went a little further. Oh, did he go further in Bradford? Yeah, I think it was like 10 miles or something.

Just like a little more just a certain dominance. So when he landed, they held a press conference and he said he wanted to thank all of the Amazon employees as well as the customers, because they're the reason why he was able to go into space. But the way he said it was, um, why is it wearing like that? I don't know, but he basically kind of joked saying thanks to the Amazon customers because you guys were the ones who paid for this. Yeah, because we don't pay you because there's so much more money.

They haven't paid much tax, apparently, from what I hear. I don't think Amazon thinks any tax. No, because they've been able to move. They play country off country. We'll bring all our business over here. Yes, smart guys don't think Amazon thinks any time. No, because they've been able to move, they play country off country. We'll bring all our business over here. Yes, smart guys don't pay taxes. Yeah, but that one buffet didn't, he didn't. The rest of us do.

The schmuck at fucking Stan Facebook didn't. That's an issue for me. You guys want to hear it or watch it? Yeah. And then I also want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer because you guys paid for all of this. So seriously, for every Amazon customer out there and every Amazon employee, thank you from the bottom of my heart very much.

And then... Do you see Theo's tweet? Do you have a Theo's tweet about this? It's hilarious. It's so funny. It's time at the base. Keep going down. Look, four wide teeth going to space, shake my head. At least get a Viet or a dope-ass brother in your squad. Just four wide dudes going to space shake my head, at least get a Viet or a dope ass brother in y'all squad.

Just four white guys going to space. Oh, here you go. That's a white moment, right? Okay. Okay, so there was a photo that was going viral where it looked like the bed at one of the Olympic centers that we're going to host host all the athletes were made out of cardboard and somehow a room where it got started that the Japanese government is putting in cardboard beds to try to prevent

athletes from having sex while they're there. And one of the Olympic athletes, he's a gymnast actually, went on to his bed, jumped on a set. It's fine. You could do whatever you want on these. Yeah, but even if they're out of cardboard, do you really think that's gonna stop people from the back? Right? That's what I was thinking. I'll do it on a bean bag. There we go. Yeah. In today's episode of fake news, I feel like big games. The bads are meant to be anti-sex. They're made out of cardboard, yes, but apparently they're meant to break at any sudden movements. It's fake news.

Fake news from Northern Ireland. Guarantees from Bobfester something. Yeah, and apparently, you know, at those Olympic villages, they give out condoms every Olympics because, you know, it's just these elite athletes having sex like these. And they're like, well, we're giving them out, but we don't want them to use them. We want them to take them home. Just in case. It's like, yeah, OK.

Like a souvenir. Yeah, come on. Yeah, it's fine. I want a super baby out of that. Like a super Olympic. Should've been a lot. Gifted. Should've been a bunch.

Why not? So this girl made a TikTok about the time she was on a flight going from Nashville back home. She sat next to a guy and she started to look over as phone. She says, everybody does it. I do it every time. Yeah, she was just like snooping while he was texting his girlfriend and she started reading

the conversation and she starts to see that the conversation is about her and the guy sitting next to her is telling his girlfriend that he's setting next to a fat ass and that he doesn't think the plane will take off. Is she a big girl? No. What's wrong with him? Hello everyone. I was just sitting in my car and I just remembered something that happened to me. So about a month ago, I was on a plane coming back from Nashville and I was sitting on the

plane and this guy sits next to me and it's just me and him like in the row. So like we weren't sitting next to anyone. It was just me and him. And he has his phone out like way out in front of him like where I can see it before anyone comes for me for like looking at someone's phone like when they're sitting next to me everyone does it and if you say you don't you're lying so shut up anyway I'm sitting next to him and I'm reading his text with his girlfriend and she's asking him how the flight's going you know just casual

conversation like that and then I look over and she says how how the flight's going, you know, just casual conversation like that. And then I look over and she says, how's the flight going? And he says, too small with this fat ass next to me. Like he was talking about me. Here I got it zoomed in a little bit more for y'all. It says, see, too small with this fat ass next to me. And she said, ha ha ha, tell her about Keto. What? And you can't really see like the rest of the conversation, but he continued to type out

I'll be alright. Don't think we'll make it off the ground pretty funny She's also not happy. I know what they guys doing it because she's a hot chick, right? She's an attractive girl. So he's taking this girl when I got him next is warlock When he's next to a hot girl. Yeah, just tell you like I mean if you take your girl, man I get this hot chick right next when she gonna freak the fun. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised So he's like I'm next to this dragon, and it's also his pride just trying to be funny and entertainer Days a lot Alright, I just saw this this morning

This councilman called the oh say the N word, I'll just play it. We're Alabama. No, I'm saying, where did he say that though? Inside of meeting. wife puts herself in politics. No way. In here. Hmm. Sing things on Facebook. So this guy's talking about this councilman's wife putting like political stuff on Facebook. So he's like, don't talk about my wife. And then it goes from there.

He attributes it to you If you don't want your family involved My wife didn't post this and do what she wants to do. She's a big girl if you take care of herself And I'd appreciate it if you If you want to talk to me about what I do you can talk to me about what I do I'm big enough take care of myself What I do you can talk to me about what I do I'm big enough take care of yourself Yeah, and she calls us

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He was repeating the word. So so he was repeating the word He was not saying the word if you're repeating that someone here called that person an N word, right? That's a very different thing than using it very different in my opinion and we've gotten to a point where it's so crazy Where if you repeat? Oh, I'm not okay with that. It's for him as an older white man to get him and even to repeat it like Don't you think you should have said and word instead of the actual I don't know I don't think he should be you would never do that I wouldn't do that because of this new This new hysterical no you wouldn't do that. But this is a new hysterical. No, but be you wouldn't do that 10 years ago You can there are people who could say the word

You could say this is a terrible word that guy just said this word so 10 years ago You go that just guy just used said such and such you could could say, in word, and you could say that. Today you get in trouble just for saying it, but what you could say is that I just said what that guy said. And I think it's crazy that you get in trouble for repeating what somebody said when you don't have the intention. For me, it's about intention. It's about intention. And you shouldn't be sanctioned for saying words just that we've gotten so crazy with this shit. It's unbelievable to me, so. You'll be pretty stupid to say that in this climate alone. In today's world, it might be stupid

because we're so woke that you can get destroyed off over Twitter over some saying, repeating what somebody else said, even in disapproval. Like the guy from Netflix who said this, and everybody knew he wasn't saying the word. He was repeating the word and saying this is a bad word and just by saying it's a bad word he got fired He lost his lively hard to be able to take care of his kids so fuck that the Netflix ones Yeah, yeah, the full ship complaints prior to it's mob mentality and it's not stopping

Racism it's bullshit the The Netflix guy he had prior complaint? Yeah, there's a prior complaint about him. He's in that one. Yeah, I looked into that too. That was horse shit too. Okay, that guy was, no, that guy just wasn't like maybe, but that guy wasn't a racist and everybody fucking knew it. And he still got fired because everybody's gutless.

What kind of prior complaint did you have, Jim? Some other black, what I read was some other black employee. The people said I felt uncomfortable But he had it was more about his he just wasn't he was a boss and some people didn't like him. That's what goes on here Please just just that guy is a as a fucking city councilor in the government It's like yeah, he was pissed. He was he was not smart not smart not smart But let's move on. Let's move on indeed.

So, young Okoo, who's that kicker for the Falcons? His Korean, right? Yeah. Someone stole his Jeep, but then he just posted about just, please return my cleats. That's all he wants. But I'm ready to play football.

No, like custom cleats. Not a damn. Do you just leave his... Oh, fuck, that sucks. Damn. Did he... Did any lock? I didn't hear anything yet.

It's like... And this is old, but it's just funny, I saw this. It's been like making the rounds on social media. I've never seen it. Okay. I saw a trippin' post at this show. I saw... I had this ready to go and I saw Sam post on like damn it. Let me see it funny. Okay

I Said double this funny. It's so stupid And he's got how they know it's gay though. I literally watch 15 times to find out Where do you might be gay? Hey really Conor Gregor posted that he had his Lamborghini out in Have you seen this? I have a question for you on this Jesus grace the question on it's it. It's ready now. That's $2.7 million. Now, here's what I think. Here's what I think.

Well, let me ask you this. What are the chances he paid nothing for it? Oh yeah. Because he posted about it. Lamborghini does the needy marketing. They could always use marketing. He's posting about it. Getting Conor McGregor, how much would it cost

to get Conor McGregor to do an ad for you? I can promise you it's over a million dollars Right so it's a customized Lamborghini. No, but he he but he bought it I think he got it for free. I don't think so Hi, there's a lot of they're not gonna give it to you for free. They might have they'll lend it to you. Yep, they're not gonna give you I could have landed too, too Conor has so much money man It's not as big as I thought it'd be though, so it's still cool to him too. Uh, you know, he got a lot of money. He'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll go, he'll

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It's pretty dope. Damn. There's a five-horned ram. I didn't know that I made boats, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. It's smaller than I thought that was.

Well, the beast is here. Well, the beast is here. It's here. I thought that it's still better. Well, the beast is here. It's here. Well, the devil has actually arrived. Hitler returned as a goat with five fucking horns. That is so freaking to me. That is so freaking. Did the umbrella...

Hey, starfish head. Starfish. You fucking kidding me? That thing's fucking... It looks cool. It looks interesting too, so if you got a scarier face that's Magnus that looks cool No, they're definitely gonna kill him got a die. He's got a guy. Yeah, they're gonna. It's gonna slow this throw But well he's cute. He might be the sign of the apocalypse. It might be time That's a bad omen. Five-armed, ram, horned ram.

I just saw this too. Oh no. So there's those celebrating. Fat girl summer. And that's the post right there. Okay. I just know how long we're promote this unhealthy lifestyle, man. And she's young too, dude. How old is she? When she's 40 this thing can end well daddy. She's 20 something? Yeah. There's a age. There are people who I've seen people from high school. 33. Okay. I've seen people in high, you ever see people who you went to school with or college and never and they were great and then you see them and you're like and

They're literally a hundred pounds heavier. It's always kind of shocking stuff. And you're always like, ah Life for throwing some curveballs. I mean she's talented as fuck. I just don't get why I'm sure she got a blowback because she's just going on a juice diet All the fat people like how dare you? Like heaven forbid you should get in a healthier shape. Yeah, what's this? This is huge thick bear We're tagged quite a bit in this What's he does this big beer so Just how big is your hair?

He's so so big. He's been getting in some trash. I don't think they should be to that Or is it a pregnant you might be his belly is dragging I didn't see any nuts Bear nuts, you know what they call a male bear Anybody 10 cents up what they call a male bear, but a bore Next haven yeah, no, he didn't get a million dollar deal the quarterback who's never played a damn You're welcome. Next, haven. Yeah. No, he didn't get a million dollar deal. The quarterback who's never played a down a million dollars in endorsements already.

From that new law that then CW8 for the name and likeness. So this kid's never played it down. He already has a million dollars in endorsements. Good rule, right? Yeah, your name. I think so. Yeah, there's gonna be trouble for sure because the thing about this kid, now he's a millionaire.

You know, like the... What does it do for your motivation, you mean? No, it just, you know, it's gonna be a little weird on campus, right? He's a team cohesion. Yeah, I think about that. You know, the kids are used to it now because the tick tockers,

and all these kids are making so much money. Tick tocksters? Tick tockters. Yeah, in football, it's a little different though you know you've a hundred guys on the roster matter and i didn't get a million it was a matter of time a social media makes you rich i mean think about how much money tim tibba would have made for sure

sure yeah always was anyway though i don't know that money may be. Play the video of playing. Yeah. He finds out this kid got a million dollars back with ale.com. Today Nick Sabin said that his quarterback has earned almost a million dollars so far in NIL. How have you seen that play out with recruiting and potential for other

schools brands to earn players some money That number blew me away. So you didn't prepare me for that That's amazing. I mean million dollars and and started a game yet I don't even know what to respond to that. But great for him. It is neat that players can make money now and profit off of their hard work. And everybody else in America gets to do. So, you know, I'm excited about it. I think it's very challenging trying He's trying to figure out.

It's gonna be tough. Just kids that Alabama are gonna make one way to get that little miss. I was asked earlier about it. I said, you know I'm excited for it. I wouldn't want to be compliance departments, but. It's coming at night, man. He didn't like that question.

No, they're gonna try to figure it out. Yeah, that's a tough one. That's funny, man. Is that it? That is it. I see me as kids deserve. Go ahead, where are you going to be to come watch? Come watch the next week Thursday, Friday, Saturday to come watch them with the crew. Chappelle Lacey, Backflip, Lacey, David Lucas will be there. That's July 29th through the 31st to come watch them in North Carolina, August 19th through the 21st, as a camera in my way,

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