The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 712
Episode Date: July 23, 2021Shapel is back from the Rona and the guys talk Shane Gillis on Joe Rogan's podcast, Dax Shepard on Testosterone Replacement Therapy, SNL, Friends, The Shining, Game Of Thrones, Ky...le's disappointing date, Tim Kennedy's Instagram hack and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I want to be personally, I want to personally first of all congratulate you on your very colorful outfit.
Well, it's just blue and blue.
A lot of decals on it.
A lot of decals.
That's fine because you're into race cars, so it's what you're trying to race car, right?
Yeah, sure.
You look at your body as a race car a little bit, right?
Because you're training, trimming up a little bit, getting sick.
I want to welcome the COVID kid back.
COVID kid is back now.
COVID kid is back.
COVID kid is back.
COVID body looks good on you.
He's lost.
He's lost. He looks. COVID kid is back. Post COVID body looks good on you. He's lost.
He's lost.
He looks, you look at 220.
You look 220 and you told me you were 264,
which I haven't trouble believing.
That's why you haven't trouble believing.
Because that's dense.
That's dense.
There's a big numbers and you body doesn't look like
you're carrying that, but you got those dense.
You look about like, that's a 230.
Yeah, you got that.
I thought you lost probably 30 pounds.
You got the Simone down to COVID.
Simone down to COVID, but I'm not I was
trying to get that low well you got that Simone how's that
tasting smell daddy god existent yeah it's that's the worst part
about it besides that you're coughing and can't get out the worst part
it was not the loss of tasting smell was the body the shakes the
shake the old shake those shakes like I'm sitting here like, the old shakes.
No, stop shaking.
But you had it for how long?
I think two weeks straight.
Where you thought you got it when we got it?
I did, I did think when we were in, what was that?
Santorio.
Santorio, oh Phoenix.
Phoenix, right.
I thought I got it in Phoenix.
Well, um, Madame COVID, she'll come at your, your calves. Santerino Santerino Phoenix right. I thought I got in Phoenix. Well
My dad I'm coveeed She'll she'll come at your your calves
So yeah, work away up to your your your quads your hammies get you in the eyeballs get you in the eyeballs
My eyes fucking hurt me hit me isolated hit me in the back of the head at one point and my lower back
It was like you know what I'm gonna fuck with the back your head and your lower back
I'm gonna seize that area up for you.
And-
Mine was the pressure on the eyes, man.
Like the back of my eyeballs hurt.
Like, I was my eyes that hurt like the eye.
But I feel like you were okay for the most part.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Not not.
I was taking healthy.
Not the kid.
Yeah, see I was not.
We were also older and that's who COVID-19.
COVID-19 likes the older folks.
Like, see older folks, especially the other folks
that won't stop moving, keep doing things,
working out a little bit around the house.
I'm gonna do a couple deadlifts like.
I don't think that matters.
I know you do, you know what COVID?
I, I, I try to like see how far I can push it
and then my damn COVID is like,
oh, you're being disrespectful now.
Like I think, I think Kyle, have you had it?
I think I had it like before, very, very testing. You, I'll say you didn't have it. I have it, yeah. I think that's have you had it? I think I had it before they were even testing it.
You've seen it.
I haven't seen it before.
That's exactly what I said.
I love what people say.
So many people were like, dude, before it went wild, I was so sick, I had COVID-19.
I could barely January last year.
My favorite fucking thing.
That means no, so that's fine.
Everybody else has had it there. There's another story of the people that we almost died what happened the boat was coming
We did design. I'm already out because you didn't die. What?
You got through it man. I did get through it. It was it was not easy. Yeah, that should
So bad I
Do it first of all fuck soup. I'm not gonna eat soup. Yeah, super strap
Yeah, it was it was tough to eat because it would make me sweat too
Like it is a hundred degrees out here. Yeah, so I'm like what am I doing like eat just eat soup So I stopped eating soup. I just started doing the protein all those ones from Costco. Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm. That's all I could do premier protein premier protein. They're nice. That was all I could do really
It's all of it, all of it is.
I assume you shit your pants everywhere too on that.
On that, oh yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That handling with the head.
Oh dude, yeah.
All the liquid on it.
Like, let's mix it up.
Oh, COVID hit my hands.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh she, she was like, let's fuck around with you.
She gets in there, let's move around.
Let's in.
Oh man, I'm cold.
And I was like, do you like lava out of your ass?
I was like, I guess.
I was like, that was that for about six days.
It's a lava.
Yeah, yeah.
You got no choice.
No choice.
No choice.
Now you have to just take it.
It's like a flame doors on your ass.
That's right.
Your ass hold a whole time going, oh, it's all sick.
It's a little more.
When you get sick, there are a couple of things.
One, it's humbling.
Because you realize just you are so flesh and bone and such a mortal? That a little invisible germ can bring you to your fucking knees.
And here's the other thing when you get COVID
or even just a bad flu.
Like my girl got a bad flu.
Wasn't COVID?
She had a bad flu.
Just a cold.
No, it wasn't a bad flu.
It was a cold flu.
It was a cold flu.
And dude, my girl got the chicken pots.
Bad dude, the chicken pots.
She said her 30s.
Yeah, she got, she got mumps.
Yeah.
My girlfriend went about 15 years ago.
She got mumps.
She got fucking mumps.
What?
Yep, I don't know where.
Just fucking, it was a weirdest thing.
But here's the other thing when you get sick,
when you get a cold or whatever, COVID.
And nothing's gonna help.
Like, don't tell.
Don't get me your herbs, your hikin' A shit.
It does help.
Oh yeah, that shit doesn't work.
It helps not-
Here's the else thing I realized when I get COVID.
I was actually this one right out there.
You realize with all the sim stuff, you realize,
oh this is definitely man-made.
It was artificially created in the last half. Oh yeah. It's nothing like a cold with flu. No, no, this is definitely man-made. It was artificially crazy in the last half.
Oh yeah.
It's not like a cold, a flu.
No, no, that's not a flu.
No, you can tell this shit was man-made.
Because I rarely get sick.
I'm not a person that gets sick all the time.
And to feel that for just two weeks straight.
Yeah.
It's like you fucked up every day.
Yeah, it's not like a regular,
like something you'd catch from, I feel like a bat. The shit was definitely engineered. No one
bought the bat. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's like, even the Chinese right. What the fuck? Is he
the bad guy? Was it good? So what you guys mentally? No, it didn't, it didn't help. Did,
were you worried you're gonna be on a ventilator and shit? No, I wasn't worried about that.
It was just like mentally, I was just like,
going crazy because I'm like,
you have no engagement of when you're gonna get better.
Well, we could have looked it up or called me 10 to 14 days,
Daddy.
That's, that's,
I told you,
called that,
I bet you,
that's, I told you,
I told you,
I told you,
but I had friends with doctors who 60. Yeah, don't call
Here's what I know I'm gonna some papers dude. It made my endurance better when I got out of this
I don't even know which day I still trash is it?
I sleep here right now my sleep right now. Yeah, you don't use any casual right now. I'm drunk right now
My girls my girls longs have never been the same.
Really?
Come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.
My lungs are better than they were before I feel.
Really?
How would you know?
Because I took,
because you don't run or do that.
I wouldn't know.
No, I mean, you went on a bike ride earlier.
And I went on a bike ride.
Yeah, that's a beach crew.
Hey, I got good, I got good wind, dude.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
You can go right down the pier and tell me you're flaking it. Well, well, here's the thing. Daddy, I got good and I got good wind dude. Yeah, yeah, I do. You can go right down the
pier and tell me your flak. Well, well, he was thinking daddy. He hit daddy's lungs and what happened
with me. You're awesome. I was coughing. And I couldn't sleep. And then my my doctor friend goes,
you know, hold your breath and count to a count of 20. And I did. And he goes, you're fine. Because I
thought I was going to die. And then I got prescribed the old steroids. The cabido. Oh yeah, and I took that back.
My son has that, and I took off.
I was doing it, yeah.
I was good shit.
Yes, nice.
You do what?
I'll steal some puff from, I'm like one.
You take one from me.
Of those steroids.
Yeah, really opens up your lungs.
Really?
No, that's great.
I think I might have to get it.
Dude, it's remix Friday.
I don't need it.
I think, you don't have a cough, bro.
Dr. Crease, you need to be coughed just like,
when the second time you feel heavy,
why don't you hate on him?
I told you sometimes, whenever I take a,
like a deep breath, like there's still a little tightness in my mouth.
I know you should do smoke cigarettes.
I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna smoke cigarettes.
Here's what didn't help me.
Well, I was fine.
And then a friend of mine, I know very smart,
I'll tell you who he is after this,
very smart guy, bit of a scientist and he's
You got so many smart friends. Is he a scientist?
Yeah, okay, you said you said
No, I'm talking about when I tell you you'll be like oh smart like smart smart. Okay, we can't just yeah, and he goes
Um, and he follows all the fucking he can read all the science shit
Mm-hmm, and he was like I think it's I think it's very serious and I think it's, you know,
he wasn't going anywhere, his wife wasn't going anywhere and I'm like, and then he said,
and then he hits me with this. I said, I feel fine. I mean, I feel sick, low grade shitty
for now. And he says, no, I know. I would just, I personally would just like to see what
it's actually doing to your brain, your lungs, and your heart. That's why I'd like to see
that because we're seeing more and more of long-term.
I'm like, hey dude, you know, I told him.
How about this, you know, I told him?
Oh, the long term, what long term?
It's been out a year, dude.
So say that shit, say that,
your dish, what I was sick though.
Correct.
So you're even earlier in the game.
So long-term, what evidence do you have for long term effect?
It's a good point. There's none didn't think of that. No, it's it's it's them pandering the fear thing
Well, we don't know how it's gonna affect you long term right cuz what it's yeah, well, you don't know if it's gonna be good or bad
Right, we have no evidence and by the way, even if you are a long hauler you eventually get better
They say like most people get what do you mean 10 to 14 days, daddy. Sure called me. You'd been right.
I won't let it take the fucking if you're coming.
So, so you were, you were, how long has it been?
Uh, shit, that was, I think it was, when was the 11th?
Was that a Monday?
So you've been, you've been, you've got the two weeks under your belt.
Now, daddy runs a tight ship here because I said, I said,
I said, I can't have you back into, give me a negative test.
Got a negative test.
Throw it in.
Now, you still don't have your taste and smell.
No, man.
That's gonna be gone for a hot sip.
So technically, you're still dealing with the ramifications.
Yeah, I think it's gonna be my taste.
I think it's gonna be my taste.
I'll do it back for like six, seven weeks.
I was saying.
And even mine now.
Yeah, how long?
So you felt like better.
You were a big fart right now, I don't know.
It's very interesting.
I have a good nose, but I have to say,
I think I might have changed my taste for wine.
I said that before.
I just am not that into wine anymore.
Cause of COVID.
I believe that.
Cause you can't taste.
For a while, coffee and wine tasted,
I mean, smelled horrible for a while after.
And now I'm back.
Well now, and Jay says I'm full of shit,
he's like, you've always liked this bitter stuff.
Cause like, I have to have like really stronguff because I have to have really strong whiskey,
I have to have really strong coffee.
I can eat really spicy stuff now.
Oh, you can now.
That's what I say.
You always like dark roast.
Yeah, Jay's like, well, you've always been like,
I know it's COVID, he's like, shut up.
I don't know.
As you get older, sometimes when you do more of that stuff,
my palate is more refined.
I can't believe you tried to work out on well
I haven't coven what I'm asking
I was bike riding 40 miles every day. I said my ass down fight for that y'all tripping
Dude you shut it down to the fact that you wouldn't even text us
You shut down even his dad
That with me him and Mark shut it down. Yeah, dude. Yeah, wouldn't even respond to that
I was like I want to do a shit over this watch king of the hill. Yeah, what else that I want?
Yeah, what else all right?
I watched that scary movie gin what I tell you man good, huh good movie
I see it. Hey, you haven't seen it. No anyone else seen it
What just you and I you guys fucking man, you still haven't watched in
Not yet and can't get that you were in the scary movie. Oh, no he spilled
Stevia all over his fucking computer. We know sugar anything and ask you good suck on it chin
Yep suck the socket get your get your face
The keyboard dude get your face. Yeah, get your face down the do yeah deep throw that keyboard dude
Fuck the keyboard dude. Get your face down in the dead.
Get your face down in the dead.
Yeah, deep-throw that keyboard dude.
Oh, there you go.
Should you suck it all? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm off love Island. I watched you, how to handle.
What's that?
Oh yeah, that's a big one now.
Have you not seen that?
Is there something in the reality show?
You're too old for that.
Yeah, I'm way too old, but I just,
my girl watched it, so I'm just like,
man, I watched it.
And I watched the Brazilian one.
You did, I'm telling you I watched,
you watched love Island.
Season five is only one.
Why, what's that about?
Season five.
It's like, it's a dating show.
But they all live in a house
and then they'll bring in like a new bomb shell
and they'll just mix it up.
And then they gotta, if you don't meet with a partner,
like they don't pick you, you get off the island.
Wow.
They be fucking dude.
There's a new one coming out.
That looks good.
I'm not ending the new ones.
Good looking people, huh?
Good looking.
No, a new show. Tyson Fury's mix. I'm not in the new ones. Good looking people, huh? Good looking. No, a new show.
Tyson Fury's brother's on it.
Handsome devil.
Handsome kid.
Bring him a scene of him.
Bring him up.
Let me see.
Six but six.
No, no, six.
No, no, six, five, six, four.
He can box too.
Yeah, I mean, he only has like six fights, but yeah.
Tom, that's his, Tom, he's a stud.
Super stud.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah.
And he's still with his girl from the show. Yep
Good for him. That's a handsome fuck man. That's right Tyson. He's a super handsome. Jesus Christ
It did wear it so Annie can beat you up. So Tyson so he has him and
So him and Tyson fear have the same dad, but they have different moms. Okay. He's got some tendency
Apparently his mom was better
How you gonna do?
You can tie some fury. No, come on. I mean, do come on.
By the way, Tyson's in his 20s, I believe this kid is a little.
This kid is super wide.
Is that his way? Is that his girl right there? Yeah, she was on the right.
Molly May and she's a dime.
Damn, dude. Yeah, she was. They were great on the show.
They were like the couple on the show. They won, right?
Yeah.
No, they did not win.
The Black Girl Ambride Love.
Of Ambride Love.
Bring them up.
They're all good looking.
They're so good looking.
Right?
The whole show's just feeling pretty good.
He's got blue eyes too.
What the fuck is going on here?
He's a good guy.
Like in the show he takes it.
He's a good guy.
Yeah.
He's a great guy.
Good boxer too.
Yeah, I didn't see the respect that he's awesome. He's great guys. Good boxer too. Yeah, I didn't want to see him. I respect that, he can box.
Did anybody watch the open ceremony of the Olympics?
I didn't.
I did, absolutely.
Do you want to talk about depressing?
Just nobody there.
Because Tokyo has legit COVID problem.
They're shutting down, it's spreading.
So nobody was there.
Nobody's in the crowd.
Imagine working your entire life to get the Olympics
and you get there during a COVID time. Everybody's in the crowd the imagine working your entire life to get the Olympics and you get there during a COVID time
Everybody's a mask. So you can't see in there's
Any nothing not smiling laughing everyone's a mess all countries are a mess
It's so lame the ratings can't be good dude. This is the first time for skateboarding
I'm 20 billion dollar bust so far. Oh nobody's watching it like I watched the women's soccer team got like they lost for the first time. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what you know we dominated that. Oh we dominated the world cup championship.
You think they got them they got to mix up the they got to mix it up like make it
a little more hip I guess. I don't know. I don't know what you do. I wonder if they
they had a skateboarding to it. Yeah I don't know if that's going to do it my
man. They got a lot of pushback for the kneeling stuff.
So I wanted some kind of some sort of band that.
So you so now like it is it's against the rules for you to like kneel during the Nathanaam or the awards ceremony.
Wow.
They're gonna give you a certain you can do it a certain time but not during when you're getting the award.
Wow.
Yeah, the female soccer team kneeled before the off for the national anthem, didn't they?
Oh, yeah, they kneeled for the national anthem and then they got the off-top.
I found it.
We just recent.
Yeah, that's what they got knocked up.
Oh, yeah, I get a little bit.
Not even a good team is what I've heard.
Well, I'm glad they lost.
I'm glad they're lost.
Sweetest?
Yeah, that's sweetest.
I know a lot of people who are rooting against that, like me.
Yeah, me too. And then they're, like, oh, we deserve bigger pay. It's like, well, a, it's a sweet. I know a lot of people who are rooting against them for that, like me. Yeah, me too.
And then they're, like, oh, we deserve bigger pay.
It's like, well, A, it's the market value.
And then if you didn't think people like you before,
now you're in a kneel against the flag, good luck.
And you're gonna lose.
And now good like in sponsorship jump on board,
that we're gonna pay you what you think you're worth.
So they're all gonna be out.
If the marketplace says you're worth something,
we're not gonna pay you just because you're women
or just because it's the time.
So are you worth it?
Do you get butts in the seat?
It's a business.
It's a business.
So I can't stand that idea of what we have to get paid
as much as who.
Well, they want more than the men's,
because we're better, but then the way it works
is there's a lion's share.
So in that man's, you have Brazil and England,
and they're making them enjoy the money,
but it trickles down.
So all the teams get paid.
One of the women's only the American team,
you know, makes any amount of money.
It's called the Mark's Not Lot.
We live in the marketplace.
Yeah, 100%.
I mean, you know, it's just how it works.
It's amazing.
It's like WMBA, like, oh, wish he has paid as much
as Kyrie Irving.
That's hilarious.
It's like, well, no worries.
Nobody's paying, like, you haven't,
you've never sold that again.
Nobody watches you guys. No, if you get paid that if if people are watching
And that's not that's not a those
Public market it's your problem. It's called the market business. Yeah, but also like I you you have a right to Neil
To the flag I I love America because you actually have a right to burn the flag if you want it
But I also have a right to protest that I also have a right to turn my back on you. So, you know, it's fine
Yeah, I just want to support it. I personally find it offensive
I think it's I think it's the greatest country still a greatest country in the world in terms of freedoms and and all those things
We have our problems, but my god we're getting better and better and there are a lot of countries
You could choose to go to including in, where you would not have the same freedoms.
So, you know, that's a whole different thing.
So, whole God, then.
Yeah, what we're talking about is you're gonna watch it, though.
I don't think anybody's watching it.
Just the Olympics in general.
But do you, I see when they get to the sprints and stuff.
That's what usually gets sprints in gymnastics.
Gymnastics?
Yeah, I was gonna say gymnastics usually.
Outside that, though. You and I would do the I was gonna say gymnastics usually. Like outside that though.
You and I would do the cross, like the weird shooting.
What is that?
I don't know.
What is that?
They're like running.
Oh shit.
Wait, what is that?
It's telehiking.
It's like, no, that's winter, right?
It's like, yeah, cross-cooking.
Yeah, cross-cooking.
We're in summer living.
Summer limits, they still have that, like they run
like six mountains.
Cross-cooking and shooting.
No, not the ski shooting.
No, no, no, it's cross country skiing.
This one is a what is it called?
Tell us shooting or something like that.
Oh, I know what's called a waste of time.
Yeah, I know what's called I don't care.
I know what's called.
I know it's called nobody's gonna watch this.
First of all, I don't give a shit about cross country skiing.
And I know you got to be in shape.
I don't care. What was it called? I would never watch it. We better be in shape to be in the in the limping. Yeah, okay. Aren't you a skier?
No, I mean I can ski but no. Oh
I'm a skier the way I play tennis and then the men's basketball team like our best players aren't playing because they're short of season
You have Kim Durant on the team, But outside that number are superstars on the team the other thing is is the other countries get better like they lost the Nigeria
But the teams are just like because it's such a global sport like teams are getting better. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, so they lost doing it like yeah, they're pretty fucking good
Got some good athletes in Nigeria now if we loaded up our a team we would dump all over them
But our guys aren't going yeah
Yeah, some guys just don't know like why why why they're going shorter season, you know
They should some of them don't want to represent America whatever
Um, who knows? Mm-hmm. Oh when it did when did America have become such a piece of shit country to these people who are younger
Who grew up in a much better and more equitable world
than I did, way more.
It's not cool to say that.
It's amazing.
It's amazing how we were talking about this,
how I feel like the older we get,
the more we are the counter revolutionaries,
and the younger people, you can't say what you don't mean,
meaning you can't joke, you can't say what you think,
because you'll get fired right away or canceled right away.
Well, did you see the guy?
Do you see the guy he was on the committee for the Olympics?
He's from Tokyo.
He's on the commission of it.
Do they fired him from the committee for a joke he told on a special in 1994?
20 years ago.
1998?
1998, he wrote a sketch comedian.
And it was a illusion to the Holocaust and it was,
it was literally like a joke.
It was, I read the whole thing.
It was, he's actually the joke.
It was actually the joke and it wasn't a bad,
it was what it was and he got fired.
So it's a joke.
It's a joke.
It's a joke.
So they are to drumming up your past
and deciding I guess that this guy's a racist
or whatever he is and because he did a joke that a bunch of people did, he's fucking.
Japanese guy.
It's Japanese guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's play Holocaust.
It's so a bit, but it was just a bitch.
It's a joke.
You didn't even got fired.
Let me try that.
Right.
Many, many years later.
How are you?
Too big.
Too big.
You're not too flexible.
Yeah.
I can't.
No, those thighs are definitely good. But yeah, as you're too big. You're too big. You're not too flexible. Yeah, that's right. But yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, I'm fine. Isn't that amazing? And I just, when, when is this insanity going to stop?
Well, well, you know, Shane Gilles was on Rogan. Do you see him take a big swing in a miss?
No. No. You never seen this? I saw it too. It, dude, it's so funny. So Rogan's like, so,
tell us like how the sound is like. He's doing it right. And he's going through it so Rogan's like, so tell us like how the sound like. He's doing it right.
And he's going through it and Rogan's like, uh-huh.
And he goes, yeah, I'm in Lauren, you know, Lauren Michaels brought me into this office.
He's a grandfletch of go man.
And he, and then the camera's just on Shane Gillis and he goes, yeah, so I'm going to
tell him that I was like, oh, that's fine.
I told him, I'll just go on Joe Rogan.
Crickets.
I'm talking crickets. And he says he him, I'll just go on Joe Rogan. Crickets.
I'm talking crickets and he says he goes,
I'll just go on Joe Rogan, he leaps it, Roongos.
And he goes, no, not funny, Roongos.
Okay.
It has to be the most awkward moment in JRE.
Hey, Joe, help him out.
Do he was like, the camera's not on Joe's,
it's like, was Joe just not paying attention?
Or, but I think Joe was just like, not buying it.
Like, this isn't a real thing.
He was listening, or, yeah.
He was like this.
And then Shane goes, no?
No, honey.
I was swinging on this.
Damn.
And Shane Gills is a monster.
Like, he's a great, have you seen his stuff?
No, I hear he's a great monster.
Dude, he's a insane monster.
I hear great things about him.
Yeah, he's insane. He's a great things about him. Yeah, he's insane.
Great.
I'm so glad he's doing his own sketch show now on YouTube.
And it's funny.
Oh, it's so funny.
Good.
You haven't seen his stuff?
I love hearing that.
You haven't seen his bit on Trump of speed dating?
No.
Oh, really?
It's so fucking good.
He's apparently the real deal, man.
Yeah, there's a reason why you saw him.
He was going to hire him. Good. He's a beast real deal man. Yeah, see is yeah, there's a reason why you saw a guy who's gonna hire him good
He's a beast and and and what redemption. I'll I'll do my own sketch show. Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah
I mean, it's not sound at life. Yeah, I don't know if Saturday night live. It's certainly not what it used to be
No, it's definitely no. It's definitely no what you what is what is better to have your own show on YouTube if it's your own show
sketch show.
We're all talking about it.
Financially, name one person on Saturday night live.
Just name one.
Punky Johnson.
Pete Davidson.
Not anymore?
No, not now.
He's still on there.
Pete Davidson.
All right.
You got to know from Saturday night.
You know from the other stuff.
Pete Davidson?
Yeah.
No, I know from Saturday night.
What other stuff?
The point is, we don't talk about Saturday night live
the way we used to.
We don't talk about, well,
but you don't talk about any TV like that. Yeah. Like there's no show compared to sign
film. Better to have your own fucking sketch show on YouTube. I disagree. We're all talking about it.
No, no, no, we're talking about it because I brought Shane Gillis on. No, that's not true.
I've heard, I've had a lot of people say it's a great show and they talk about it. No,
it's a great show. Is it bigger than Saturday night? Now listen. For him, it's a better idea,
I think. For him, it's redemption. 100%. I see what you're saying. Oh yeah. I don saying. I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets. You're crazy if you think doing a skit,
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets. I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets. I'm not saying know people. Yeah. Listen, I'm not saying that he's gonna sell tickets.
You're crazy if you think doing a skit out of your house
is a bigger deal than being on a certain life.
In some ways, I think it is.
He has full creative control, which is great.
Financially, it's not even close.
I don't, they don't make that much money.
Who does it?
People on us now.
Needed to sketch once a month on YouTube, Bubba.
That may be true, but he's not getting millions of views.
So we gotta come down a little.
I know we're like anti-establishment stuff like that.
Silent Life is a big deal.
It's a big deal.
Yeah, big deal.
It still does a lot for people.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, Punky Johnson just got her own TV show.
Well, look at Pete Davidson.
Look at, look at, look at, look at fucking, I mean, I mean, Punky Johnson just got her own TV show. Well, look at Pete Davidson. Look at, look at, look at, look at, look at fucking,
I mean, all,
Keenan, Keenan,
I've rewains.
There's just a lot of guys.
There are a lot of,
a lot of,
there are a lot of people that,
that have gone through that machine,
a lot who are not,
who are,
but that doesn't mean it's not good.
There's a lot that blew the fuck.
That was the era people.
Dude, there's a ton of people.
It's not the same thing, man.
I, I, I,
no, it's not,
it's not as good as it.
But what TV is though compared to back in the day.
Like there's so many outlets now.
Yeah.
But I don't think we can say to him and be like,
no, he's better off doing it out of his house
than being on Saturday life.
Well, I mean, hopefully it gets bigger to the point
where he's making millions of dollars off that.
But currently right now.
You like that are just funny and they find them.
You know, hopefully.
Yeah.
Cause you got to, he just stays, uh, just stuck with it.
He just stayed.
What else would he do though?
Yeah.
Was he gonna quit?
Yeah.
I mean, no, he just just stand up and, but he was funny on there.
He was like, well, he's like, when people get canceled, he's like, they're usually like
famous already.
He's like, I was even famous.
I was just getting started and they canceled me.
He's like, so it's a weird position to be in.
He's like, you know, like, if I can so he gets canceled,
they usually find out money he can do other stuff.
He's like, I don't have shit.
I was broke and got careful.
Yeah.
Yeah, his is different.
He's very well liked though. Yeah people in the
Everyone yeah, yeah great great comedian. He's in that New York crew. Yeah, yeah
You talked to anyone. He's like the next big thing out of there. Yeah, cuz those guys doing five six heads a night man
You know, it's it's great. It's just a great community. It holds you accountable
We were on the JFL new faces together
and he did a bit about,
I don't think any white people love country music.
No, he did a special Olympics,
but it's like no one thought,
like cause this new faces,
you're coming out there with like your best stuff
and Shane Gillis just rolled out there.
He said, I'm gonna close with this.
Fuck it, boom.
Monster. Oh, dude, lit the crowd up. And said, I'm gonna close with this. Fuck it, boom. Monster.
Oh, dude, lit the crowd up.
Yeah.
And he was the last comic to go on.
He was, yeah, we were on the same lineup.
I think that's what's out of that last assault.
I think so.
That's where they did some.
And then when he auditioned for Silent Live,
he said he just did stand up.
Like, that's how he got the-
Yeah, yeah, he did.
It's just, really?
That audition process, I've talked to people from Amy Polar deliver
It was it used to be such a nightmare. They would make you like Lauren Michaels had this whole philosophy of making you wait
They still do yeah, he went through all that six hours in the hallway. Yeah, just different characters five different characters
Scenes all kinds of shit. Yeah chemistry reads with each other all kinds of stuff. Even Eddie Murphy would say how great like
He was not crazy. It was yeah 19 years old. He said all they said he walked in and they all they said was
Make me laugh and then he's like
Okay, we go. Yeah, Shane said he was on the main stage
Mm-hmm
There's like the writers. There's a camera and Lauren Michaels and he said the agent said now you're gonna do your stand-up
Nobody's gonna laugh
So just power through it. Don't worry about them laughing
And you say start off with the joke and then I'll start laughing
He's like I thought they were supposed to laugh so he said when they started laughing. He's like oh shit. I got this. Yeah
That's amazing. I've done that I used to audition for
CBS when less moon bez was kind of the emperor there and could do no wrong
He's like one of the greatest like studio heads ever.
And you would walk into that room and I probably
auditioned for them.
I don't think it's an exaggeration to say 12, 13, 14 times
where I test it, where it's like you go through five
auditions, it's finally the test.
It's the network test, you just audition for the studio,
then they go to the network and now they decide
who's gonna get the part.
Got one time workout.
But you would go in there, man,
and you'd be doing the scene and doing like your thing
and everything.
And I'm telling you, man,
it would make it a point not to laugh.
It was, I think it was Les Moussa.
He would just stare at you.
And dude, it would be fucking crickets in this,
in this soundproof studio.
And you just, you wanted the parts so bad
because you just needed to just work.
You didn't wanna go through another year of no work.
And then you got one part out of it.
And then you'd go and sit down
and then they would do this.
They would come back out and they'd go,
Brennan, thanks so much.
You can leave, you can leave, thanks.
Can you come back in and read with in your answers?
Oh my gosh! Have a go on, I guess that's the way that is. Or sometimes, you can leave, thanks. Can you come back in and read with in your answers? No!
Have a go on, I guess that's the way that is.
Or sometimes, nobody could call in
and you just see them all walk out
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Quit acting I fucking quit. I'm doing just stand up and I had a conversation with Rogan and then the Goldberg came around
I got that I got yeah
Yeah
I was like I've done this for 20 years. Yeah done
Yeah, dude, it's a long time. I was like, I thought that was for 20 years.
Yeah.
Yeah, done.
And then,
I think I was just talking about,
or he said people were like,
because he only, he used that podcast that got him canceled.
He's like, it was the only time we ever had video for a podcast.
And he was like, my friend and family,
like, man, I bet they had to dig deep to get that he was,
no, not really.
He was like, I said that in like the first two minutes.
And he's like, if that didn't get me,
there's so much more shit out there.
And they thought that was offensive.
Of course.
He's like, there's so much more shit.
You know, if you get in trouble for what I have,
for what you said, I mean, we're all fucked.
What is this?
What are we doing?
Like, again, again, you used to be able to say
what you don't mean.
And it was like, I was joking, or it was the context.
No.
Now, to your point, if Shane Gillis wants to keep talking
like that and freely, then yeah,
Saturday life's not a good place for him.
Right.
Because then that all goes,
you're gonna have to walk a tight line
to please the executives.
And he can't be, if you wanna go Lucy Goosey,
you can't do that.
Well, Tim Dillon is just Lucy Goosey funny.
And sometimes he's gonna be outrageous.
And I want a world where comics can do that.
Yeah.
You know, not worry about not being able to pay their bills.
Yeah, Tim's like the last like, outlawing that.
He will fire off of the hip.
He's hilarious that way.
That's what that was.
We got him there, dressing up like a woman
and freaking out like I'm a mess.
Oh, in front of the pink woman.
We need that, we need more of that.
That's why when Bill Berg goes off and crazy,
and I was like, man, you know,
what's weird too is, you know,
Bill's pretty Hollywood.
Yeah.
Bill's, I mean, you know,
and not that Hollywood's nowhere near what it used to be,
but Bill's pretty Hollywood.
Oh, he's his Hollywood.
He's in Star Wars, he's in a movie, like legit big movies.
Like he's pretty Hollywood.
Still speaking for him to fire off, yeah.
Bill's a real one.
Yeah, but you can't allow out many guys that can be there.
Hollywood to change that, no.
I had a conversation with some pretty big directors
on just how the business, like big people into business.
I was at a dinner and-
I take it easy.
Yeah, but it was just, no, they were just,
they were just like dealing with the 10 pole movie
like producers and those guys.
And I was listening to them about the new considerations that come into play now as you
were.
Back in the day.
Yeah.
Like just fucking Twitter.
Like five, 15 year olds who are like fucking, we're down there, dead dead.
And they don't like deal with it.
They don't like deal with it.
They don't like deal with it.
They don't like deal with it.
They don't like deal with it.
They don't like deal with it. They don't like deal with it. They don't like deal with it. They don't like deal with it. They don't like deal with it. You know what I mean? Cause I, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr, rrr like, yeah, we quittered? They're just gonna parter later.
They all are a little bit bitter,
or a little bit like exhausted.
Like, you know what it is?
It's like, there's no advantage to being well known
and having a high profile movie.
It's just stuff.
It's, you're so open to taking all the blame.
Not just on your movie failing
Well, but if you didn't make the right choices with your movie
If you didn't put the right
Categories of people in there. You don't have a trans representative and things like that
You hear about well even the guy who created friends was like yeah, we messed up
You like if I could do it again. I should have booked like casted more of a diverse cast.
It's like, we're not like...
What's he talking about?
Yeah, but it's like, I know, I know.
I know we're trying to stay face right now
because friends was all white people,
but it's like, you or not dude, like...
That's so crushed.
Yeah, but yeah.
Sign fell too.
What are we talking about?
Yeah.
I mean, it is what it is.
There was a chemistry.
The other thing is, sometimes it's just a chemistry.
That works.
But also, I hate to tell you,
there were that five white friends.
Yeah, man, there's a lot of,
why do you have a white friend that they hang out?
Yeah, a lot of white people.
Also a lot of white people have a watch that,
like to the 2 to 30, 40 million people.
But all, at this age, you'd watch that.
But I didn't have to be a racing.
Maybe we're just five really funny friends
and that's the show friends.
And how about the writers on that horror geniuses?
Yeah.
And how the actors like Jennifer Anderson
would go into the writers room after they would do the reading.
They would go to the writers room.
And Jennifer Anderson, that's what would be in there.
And very few actors do this.
Part of the reason that that show was so good
is those actors would go into the writers room
and sit with them and work their characters out
and say, I don't think my character does.
There's Joey and the lowest of the other white guy.
Chandler, Chandler.
You so Chandler, I guess he started drinking heavily
and doing drugs because he was like the comedy relief.
Like you just have like these jokes
and he said he felt so much pressure
if the jokes didn't hit.
He felt so much pressure.
Yep, he talks about that.
Yeah, like very kind of secure.
Yeah, drug.
Were you big fan of this show?
I never really watched much of it,
but it's a very good show.
I saw some side-felt great show.
I think it's great.
I never watched much of the Simpson South Park.
I never watched it a lot of it,
but they're all great shows.
Every time I watch them, I go,
I mean, I thought third rock was a great show. Tina Fey is a fucking badass. The way she can write. Oh that
whole cast was a beast. Oh my god. Well Tracy Morgan. I auditioned for a
Jason Morgan. Paul and Daniel Bino's on there. He was. And he on there. No he was a writer. Yeah that's
right. And a Tina Fey convince them to wrap you know. Yeah. They they called me on they go there's an
amazing part in the show. Tina Fey showed and it and it was Alex Baldwin's part
Which I didn't know of course and I'm I worked so hard in that part. It was so hard
I'm fucking did the best I could in that case and and then I didn't get it
I didn't get I wonder what you think it's a different show. Yeah, no you think it 30 rock not
30 rock guys. Yeah, yeah think it's a different show. Yeah, no you think it 30 rock not 30 rock. I'm sorry guys Yeah, that's the road from the sun third rock was a great show actually that was a great show
That was back in fucking the 90s. Yeah, I was around the same time was blossom shit
And then what was the other one that the nerd like super nerdy big bang was the big bang?
Yeah, yeah big bang
I worked I did a movie with come on
canal
It was the Indian guy on it.
And it was this movie, you know,
it was the movie about a talking dog.
I don't wanna talk about it.
And, and, and, and.
When was this?
I, I, I would,
I guess I got a movie called Earbutt 7.
When I went to China,
everyone went to Beijing.
That was that movie.
Yeah, cover in the surprise,
it's cover in the surprise.
That guy right there,
Kunal. Yeah, Kunal. He is a fucking. Yeah, covering his car. That guy right there, Kunal.
Yeah, he is a fucking, he's a great guy.
They make so much money by the way.
They make their soul rich.
But he is such a good actor.
The motherfucker is such a good actor.
Like, like if you see the work he puts into his movie,
just wake up and goes to it.
He knew the movie was going to be a big hit.
And that motherfucker was so good.
He was so good in it. Like, like, you could see the other word. I was talking of fake dog and shit
Oh, dude, he you cast that guy in a movie again. His success is not an accident
He's always gonna be successful. We got a tall bird with him. Yeah, she was missing his the heels look at this
He's actually from India and she's miss India. I think oh wow. Yeah, yeah, he's amazing guy. I love that dude
I spent most my time with him
Yeah, we're watching we're he my girl rewatching Game of Thrones you they got so paid nobody from the that show does anything
No, they're just like we're good. Yeah, they got they made real money
They made me throw. Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah, oh they pay pay paid. Yeah
You're there. That's a that's a six years of your life
We were just gone the whole time in Northern Ireland somewhere longer than that, but really filmed it. I was eight years
Eight years to stress it up with it filmed all over Europe Scotland all over you got to know the creators of that right a little bit
Yeah, but at the time I didn't watch it
Which sucks right?
I thought they were like
You're playing with genius my whole bit was when someone talked about
game of thrones, I was like, there's dragons in it, right?
They were like, yeah, like, grown man.
I'm watching.
And now I'm obsessed with it.
It was such a shame I missed the opportunity.
Talk game.
He was on a private jet with these fucking deep.
I thought they were right.
Yeah, I thought they were writers for always sunny.
And I go, you guys write for always sunny.
I was like, the new season, they're like, what?
Like, no. I was like, what do you do? They wrote, game of thrones is like lame. And I go, you guys write for always sunny, I was like, the new season, they're like, what? Like, no.
I was like, what do you do?
They wrote Game of Thrones was like lame and then just didn't talk.
And I said, did you ask him questions?
You're like, nah, I didn't ask him.
I was like, oh, God, I want some smart, those people.
How many seasons is this show?
Eight.
But they get show into books.
So, you know, there are books before.
Fire and ice or something.
They were on script for for the first five seasons,
but five and a half, after five and a half,
they go off script and they do it themselves,
and it's not as good.
They get all the shit for it.
But the first five are fucking fire.
I don't mind six and a half.
The network was probably like, we want more seasons.
The red wedding.
Whoop, insane.
She sees the chain mail under his thing. She's all mother. No, not
It's better to the second time. I'm gonna start ran chain male and getting knife fights
What is that what you gonna do? I don't get what fuck. Why would you do? You only watch you think you think in any shows really?
You know me dog
You know V. Dog. I know.
I know.
I know.
I literally had, and I thought about it too.
I literally had every opportunity to watch,
to get into something.
Did you see Game of Thrones? Have you ever seen it?
No, I've never seen it.
Fuck.
Well, that is like my life story.
You haven't ever seen anything.
You have a favorite moment in Game of Thrones.
When you think again, it's like there are an image
or a scene that comes to mind.
Winter's coming.
I know that part.
That part's fucking great.
That's all I know.
So no one mind is,
like when I realized it was a great show,
when the mother of dragons, whatever her name is,
that, remember that the guy who had the Legion of soldiers
that would do anything where he cuts the guys nipple off
and he doesn't.
Oh, it's one that's speaking the native tongue.
And she says, and he doesn't know
Dragon the baby dragon and she says
That's a dragon and he is not used to be take that he is not born to take orders from a tyrant like you and she just goes
She says that and he and I think just
Because he's trying to hold on it was like
And he did give him the command it just goes
Out of all the
I want pet dragons
As soon as all right dude you know they come into so many good things. It please don't do the man come in the man dragon
It's and it's never come on. No, it's caught on How's your my phone? See merch go. I haven't man any merch yet
But if you guys guys that's for the overwhelming request for merch a man dragon merch
It's common guys
Guys, it's common. You know what something does it work and you keep running that play
Dude I never I never get in a car on the street where I'm
not inundated with man dragon. Fucking man dragon. Nice to have you guys. Appreciate
give us one. I'm like, guys, please. They're like, what the fuck? That's amazing. It just
doesn't. I'm saying I agree, but I'm saying the fans freak out when I say man dragon. I just wish it worked. It does dude stop
for I stop
Pupu and my nickname that was given to me by the people. It's not cool. They're not gonna be happy. I can't believe all the scenes
And he's like and she said fucking do it and then the
All the And then the dragon Out of all the scenes
Yeah, good. The whole time you were sitting there
And the scene
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And she says that dragon is not born
They held by man
Newer than the
And she was
For 10 points, what is it?
It's got a whole size, it was telling me what she says
It's Dracaris
It's Old Valerian
What is it? Dracaris?
Yeah
You know there's not Dracaris Yeah, people who learn Dothraki, people who's old Valerian Dracaris, yeah, you know there's a Carell learn that language. Yeah people learn to fracky. You will learn all
Valerian these real languages. No, I made up made up made up somebody's kid. Sometimes you have a kid who's into that
Gosh, oh is this it? Oh my god watch this scene. This is your scene. It's seven minutes long
I know where has for me. I'm very important. How far is it? HBO's on you?
Hey you calm down. Oh, I'll keep going. No, no there is it there was here
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I
Want Stevie to wash this so bad he's there singing with no no he's
Dragons Stevie to wash this so bad he's never seen him with her no he's he's got a dragon look
look
what's going
that's just
that's from boss not standing on
and this guy's been talking shit about it the whole time corner like a
horn stuff this is fucking awesome
and the guy doesn't know she can understand what he's saying
she's a dying piece, too.
See, she's talking like bitch and stuff.
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I
You made it way worse. It was so much cooler. I was a good team
You tried I tried because I was there's so many
It's not made there's so many good scenes. There's so many fun
I was doing this and he was just holding it like this. I got the gist of it though Brian
I got the just yeah, yeah get it to get you right like the
From the job it looks dope though. Yeah, thanks for coming the man
Yes, oh, we just watch we just watch that. That's right. She's some tits on her. She has the mom getting in there
Oh, dude. There's so much new to be in it dudes
Gals
Dragons, hey dude white walk. I can't are you part? Do you live in 20?
I know you gotta be a little bit part of this, guys. A little bit.
I know you're in skateboarding and the Chromeags, et cetera.
But can you, do you think you could get a little with the task?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
He's an iPhone 3.
Is there any like you can tell?
I'm not sure.
Could you do the new software to think?
A little, just get us to the iPhone 3.
I'm full of the free.
You're an iPhone 3.
Should Pell still place PlayStation 1? I'm not. You know there's 3. She'll be able to play PlayStation 1.
You know there's a PlayStation 5 dude.
He's a damn really one.
And that come out you're fucking fucking right.
I'll give it a chance.
I'm gonna work on it.
So you don't have any of the TV under your belt?
Nine.
No TV under my belt.
So was you playing video games?
No.
Not even that.
No.
So you're in the music.
Yeah.
And then you're into skateboarding.
Uh-huh.
Um, comedy.
Okay.
You journal.
Journal.
You journal.
I was just journaling, you know what's it's been in your house.
Oh, bro.
I said that.
I did not touch my journal at all.
I mean, what would you write about it?
Bro, I couldn't.
I couldn't.
I was just like doing the whole fucking time.
You know what I mean?
You're journaled.
Come on.
You have gone Heath Ledger when you was playing the Joker
and gone crazy in your journal.
That'd be cool.
What'd you say?
Slowly descend into madness.
Wait, what about Heath Ledger?
He's the ledger played the Joker in Dark Knight right now
and he isolated himself in a hotel room for like two weeks
and did nothing but journal.
And you can progressively see him slowly go crazy.
Yeah, he has to ask the way.
So I don't suggest that.
You ever see that scene in the shining where Jack
Nicholson's writing, he's a writer writing.
Please get this scene right.
We're gonna watch it.
Bring it up because I want to make sure I watch it.
We can't show any of this by the way.
I know.
Like this.
And then she's like, he's writing.
We can't show this.
And she would come down.
No, no, no, we can show this.
You can see him start to go crazy because she comes down.
She goes, I want to see if you want some food and you guys
I'm writing so kindly get the fuck out, you know, and she's like Jesus and then blah blah blah blah blah
And then you she sees what he's been writing the whole time
Mm-hmm. The whole time is it red? Huh?
Go ahead and go ahead
It's basically is it all play no
Whatever all work all work no play make're fucking typewriter sound effects pretty damn good
Yeah, makes Jack a dog. Yeah, how you doing?
Is that great moving? Yeah great. Yes, great
He's fucking great took place in Colorado
It's right it did the shining. Yeah
Figure he's a writer Steven King about this fucking book
Because remember right and it either
Yeah, yep stay standing this is the fucking also where dumb and dumb was that
This dumb maybe
Figure it out he's going fucking crazy.
Sweet killer boots, man.
You know, when they shot this, they actually did this to her.
They made her really, they were so mean to her.
Get a lot rid of it today.
Yes.
Hey.
Well, she has the biggest eyes in the world, so.
She looks insane.
This is me when I come home every day.
What do you want me to do about it?
What a crazy is.
Oh, come on, honey.
Don't be so grouchy.
I'm not being grouchy.
I just want to finish my work.
Okay, I understand. You know the story?
I'll come back later on when people say
you're not crazy, and try to kill a single person.
Maybe you'll let me be.
Yeah, you just like possessed.
Wendy, let me explain something to you.
Whenever you come in here and interrupt me,
you're breaking my concentration.
You're distracting me, and then will then take in time to get back to the area I was.
Understand?
Yeah?
Fine.
We're gonna make a new rule.
Now we're in here, and you hear me typing.
This is the psycho. Don't hear me typing with the fuck you hear me doing in here when I'm in here. You hear me typing. This, that's psycho.
Don't hear me typing with the fuck you hear me doing in here when I'm in here.
That means that I am working. That means don't come in.
Pretty.
How do you think you can handle that?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Fine.
Why don't you start right now and get the fuck out of here.
So fucking scary.
Apparently, they were really mean over the whole time.
Yeah, because they wanted to stay in character right here.
No, but they were mean.
They're like slap-hack craft services.
No, I don't think so.
Yeah, slap-hack. No, that's a rumor. That's a right, sir. So, rumor, have you seen that it craft surfaces. I don't think so. Yeah, slap it. Grinde, no, that's a rumor.
That's a bright thing.
So rumor, have you seen that movie?
Should I?
No.
OK, you're going to get that.
So this scene really sucks if you're not seeing it.
It's still not great.
I'm going to make a list of some movies together.
Make a list, make a list and I'll watch them all.
I promise I won't.
Start with Game of Thrones.
It's eight seasons.
And then go Game of Thrones.
It's so worth it.
You'll love it, dude.
It's so good. What else you can do?
I don't right. Hey, I tried to start that I tried to start the yellow stone one.
We're a fuck me. I want to kill the horse like in the first. Yeah, 10 seconds.
It also stopped watching. Yeah, I was I've run. I haven't watched it. Is that worth getting that wasn't why I don't stop watching it.
Come on. It should that first episode is hour and 32 minutes.
You have nothing to do. Dude. Also, that first episode is hour and 32 minutes. You have nothing to do dude. Also
That's that's what a movie is. The King of the Hill. What a movie. It is. And King of the Hill is funny. It's fucked up.
Not for me. I ain't seen it. I have trouble with the animation cartoony stuff. What? No, I want I can fuck with his Ricky Morty.
I ain't seen it. I ain't seen it. If I watch Kingpin.
It's a very old movie. But how funny is the...
Kingpin is funny.
He'll very hilarious.
He's so funny.
He's so funny.
He's one of all great, though.
He's fucking one of the greats.
So what he's really...
Dude, he is great.
He's so funny, Haroldson though.
What is great, too?
I didn't realize Randy Quaid and did his Quaid with brothers.
Yep.
Well, same last name, yeah.
Yeah, but there. Oh, okay. No, but there are that, that Oh yeah. Same last name, yeah.
Oh, okay.
No, but they're, that's true.
They seem like good guys.
They don't look like brothers.
I mean, if you're sensitive to that horse being shot,
it's in Game of Thrones, spoil,
or in season four, I think,
four or five, when that dude wants,
when he's with the red lady,
and she commits them to kill his daughter and
he'll become king yeah and he sets his daughter on fire she's like daddy what are you doing daddy now oh
yeah and the mom like commit suicide after that it's good that's seen so it's not well so with Peter
Dinklage he's in it right he's amazing he's the best character Peter he there I knew back in the
day it's so good oh you know the guy. Yeah, great guy.
Most famous small man of all time.
His parents raised him like there was never a mention.
It was like apparently, he was raised like basically
to be in like you're basically sams out
to everybody else.
No excuses, go about your business.
Really?
Yes.
And he always had an amazing sense of humor.
Wow, that's amazing always fuck
He's the best character in that for sure. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, he's the best character and they're coming out with the spin-off but the original writers aren't right in that
Yeah, it's based off of the storyline that George R Martin wrote though
Could be good
Martin that's the original writer.
Original writer. So they want him to reduce season eight and finish writing season
eight, but he's like older and has no, no interest.
Well, he's writing the book still.
He doesn't have interest in going back and redoing the show.
Yeah, zero. Yeah.
Got it. Because the rumor is that, uh,
Cersei is supposed to get with the head, uh, white walker.
That's how it's supposed to be.
Look at you, you look at you this into,
and it's like after poo-poing it for five fucking years.
I know, like I didn't watch any of that.
Just being insulting about it.
Nah, nah, nah.
I went dragon.
Yeah.
Just like all of that on Rogan all the time.
You guys tried to convince me.
I give you up with this dragon.
And now you're in the fucking,
that's not fair.
Apparently, the sequel,
because the guy, the nice wife, his wife has a nend,
I'm just gonna plot cats on a shit.
Oh my, fucking, fucking learn now.
Yeah.
Yeah, one extreme with a fucking,
oh, the other one, no.
I'm either in or of a nend.
Yeah, no, we're in the middle.
I love it.
And another thing about the sequel
and the guy who wrote it, his daughter went to school,
private school, and it's weird, man.
Just don't learn the language.
That's what you call it.
It's so crazy that it's two made up languages they have more than that.
There are more, but I think the one that people tend to learn is Doltrakki.
Because there's more Doltrakki.
Wow.
How about the whorehouse is back in easy.
Fantastic.
It looked awesome, right?
Yeah.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
The OG bunny ranch?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Every like little kingdom had their own bunny ranch.
It was sick.
Yeah.
Of course.
I don't know if it's really like that.
Yeah, well, you know, the truth is in those times
when you came into a fucking city,
you basically enslaved all the women and children
and killed all the men, so.
Hey, what up Peter Dinkland?
He's so good. He'd be getting the girls in
Yeah, it's his favorite thing to do. Oh really? That's his favorite thing to do. Damn
Yeah, they're
Yeah, they're all gorgeous. Yeah, but no you don't see it all of them just got paid. I'm like now we're good
Work is that you think that's what it is because I have a different
Thought on that they get paid. No, no, but I have a different thought of why they're not working
I'm tired. Yeah, yeah a lot of times well the one girl the red the red head. Yeah, Sophie Turner
Somebody's a fan over there
Robe movie. Yeah, she tried she tried that action movie and the problem is,
what I would do with those.
She was an excellent man.
That's what I'm saying.
She did that marvel.
Yeah.
She was on a new movie fairly recently that was launched on,
I think Apple TV.
I would resist all that.
You have to be really careful of choices you make after that.
They try to push you into these other things
and make you something you're not.
I don't know.
Well, but maybe she doesn't want to be known as just the Game of Thrones girl.
Right, but there's, I think there's a strategic way to do it.
And sometimes when they, like so it's a Charlie Hunman.
Remember him who did also the man.
Yeah, and he was, he was the guy.
I've seen that.
Have we watched that guy?
Yeah, and he's smartly, they wanted him to be the next song he wanted to be 50 shares a gray
I think and he said no no no no
He said yes, and there's such an outrage of him being casted as that he stepped out
There was another movie where he had to talk with his girlfriend. He turned it down
I remember and he tried to be very careful and then he did
Another movie that was this big action movie and that didn't go well and
It's tough no matter what it matter what. It's tough.
It's tough.
All right Jim, what do you got first?
Alrighty.
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First one.
Okay, so this is the first thing that I saw yesterday.
Have you guys seen everything being posted
about Instagram censoring our accounts?
So Tim Kennedy posted this on his Instagram yesterday
saying that him and a bunch of other people have had
their interactions, their
engagement drop drastically within the last few days.
And they didn't know why.
Suddenly somebody went through their settings on their profile and realized that there was
an extra little tab where it says, you can filter out the type of content you want to see.
And the default is that they start censoring a lot of the stuff that you're looking at.
You have to go out of your way to put allow everything.
So you can see your regular beats.
And so Tim Kennedy is saying that he's lost 25%
engagement and followers within the past few days.
So you can do it all this.
That's a different role.
Yeah, it's on limit default usually.
So you got to go out of your way to uncensor your account. I did this right after seeing this too. Oh
I'm gonna do that until unless Tim post that either text Johnny to make sure mine's not like this. I'm gonna do that
I'm glad he did that we're here. It's very interesting. That is so I'm here. Just don't tell anybody this yeah
They didn't announce it. It wasn't tough to do these social media tech companies in YouTube
They have so much power met scary. Well well I think they're also in some ways
They're also after the show
Right now in the middle of the show
I I got to pick my daughter. This one I'm not fucking kidding. Get a million. My man drank a shirt or something. Well, the man drank a shirt.
The man drank a man drank a shirt.
I fucking knew it was son.
The man drank a merch is coming.
In fact, you designed me a fucking man drank a merch.
Let me look at my time.
Dude, man drank a lot of things that sell bubble.
Dude, can you imagine if it was like an interactive one,
we just see my, it's like a,
I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought,
I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought,
I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, Let me look at my time. Dude, Mandragg only makes things that sell bubble.
Dude, can you imagine if it was like an interactive one,
we just see my, it's like,
I'm like, what the fuck?
If we just go a quiz.
Dude, please, one time, guys, I'm busy,
I gotta go catch things.
My friends. So they're doing to all accounts.
All accounts, yes.
Fuck, and they don't tell anybody.
Yeah, and based off of that algorithm,
they limit the type of things you can see.
So if Instagram deems it as inappropriate
or something that is age restricted,
then they'll limit your post.
So a lot of people, if you're like a Instagram dedicated
to cooking recipes, then none of your stuff is gonna get flagged
but if you're like Tim Kennedy,
where he post about guns or...
Or if you're a comic making,
or if you're a comic making inappropriate jokes or just like fucking around
what you put on there if you what you should do is like a short sizzle and just like hey check out this joke here the full one on
YouTube or something when you do Facebook ads if you have one bad word or one question or thing you can get
completely fucked really yeah man even if you believe it, it's a problem. So there's too much power. I agree. I agree. There's nothing we can do.
There's always something you can do, but if I take a long time,
but nothing like organize, you know, protest, I keep talking about it. I mean, but yeah, you're right.
Go go off YouTube and
shut you down. No, I'm saying, but like if you want to protest you go off the go off they can just do this to
and you need them they can do that but i'm saying that's what i'm saying like you could protest them
and go off of it let me know how you take a sales get right now
i hate
we know your shows go
again again when you can attack people's ability to make a living
that's how you silence that
that's how you sense it's called power
it's called no one has more power than youtuber
why because because five companies control all the communications
There are private company. Oh, right. I've forgotten about that. Are they yeah, they're a private conversation
Here we go. So this woman has been on the run since March because she is connected to a murder and recently
So recently is connected to a murder. And recently, so recently, the Oklahoma Tulsa Police
Department posted on Facebook their criminal of the week
basically trying to promote different criminals
so they could get them.
Get them right now.
So distracting.
So the Tulsa Police Department basically posted her saying, hey, if you know where this woman
is, you have any information, let us know.
And she actually commented under that post saying, is there reward money for any information,
which then led to her getting caught.
And this is the photo of her being taken in.
It was a reward money.
You better stay out social media and they can track you.
Ain't got to be as funny when you get processed.
Oh gosh.
Holy fuck, so you got caught by this?
Yes, they were able to track it out.
They were able to track it out.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
Air graves was shot and killed in some apartments.
Jesus Christ.
She looks super friendly, though.
She does look very friendly.
That is, I know.
They saw that picture that is not what I was gonna have.
With her husband, was that, she was married and he got killed.
But what is now?
No, she was an accessory to murder.
She was an accessory to murder at these apartments
and she was part of it, I guess.
Yeah.
It doesn't go into too many details,
but that's the photo that's called.
Well, it's an ink and it's funny's that? It ain't gonna be funny.
It's a process.
Eric got busted.
But her name is Lorraine Graves and Eric Graves was shot and killed.
So she must have been related to Eric Graves and I'm saying that might be her husband.
For sure.
She's got a husband.
And any more.
He was murdered.
She's well.
That's cool.
She can keep her, it's cool. She doesn't she can keep her
Nutrition in that area. Okay, so that was me at first
I wish your chest was like I guess a bunch of fans were giving deck shepherd shit for going on testosterone
I guess he's talked about it before on his podcast and
Recently he said that after getting on testosterone,
he just feels so much better.
Now that he's an older guy and he was always...
The mid-40s.
Yeah.
I guess you went from 180 something to 210 pounds
once you got on.
Yeah, about 30 pounds of muscle.
Yeah.
Here's my, you know, it's not gonna ruin this more about it.
Like, so let's say you were to get blood work
and you were deficient in vitamin C. Would you take more vitamin C, take, let's say you were to get blood work and you were deficient in vitamin C.
Would you take more vitamin C,
let's say you were deficient in magnesium or whatever it is.
So if you take blood work and you're deficient in testosterone,
why wouldn't you take testosterone to get to certain,
now I'm not saying take so much that you blow up
and you're doing steroids,
but if you're deficient in something,
I don't get why there's this weird like unspoken
thing of testosterone.
Like, why wouldn't you do it?
Also, it's better.
It's better.
Also, as we get more technologically advanced in how to biohack the body, all of us are
going to be doing something that, I mean, it's going to be, this is just the beginning.
This is like crude stuff.
Pretty soon, we're going to be able to jack up your jeans.
But this makes sense.
You talk about a dachshik guy who suffered from depression,
suffered from addiction.
You know, and he's done crazy,
like he's had so many concussions, rides motorbikes,
fucking those crazy stuff work.
Yeah, so I'm sure it's testosterone,
especially at his age and he's a busy dude.
So if his testosterone's fucked,
why don't we give a flying
fuck if he takes artificial people get a little weird when it comes to people doing
that. Because on edge. I think that's because they just don't know enough about.
Yeah. Because if he was, you know, efficient and vitamin C, vitamin A, B, whatever it is,
and he took that, would you be like, what the fuck dude? Why would you take that?
It's like, because I need to. I'm deficient.
It just happens testosterone,
especially after the age of 30,
start to go down here.
No, it's your me.
You're still going strong.
Look at you.
When's that time you got checked out though?
I'm kidding.
I mean, a while ago.
A hot second.
But I mean, I'm about a year.
About a year.
But I don't know.
By the way, I got test, I got one reading.
It was really high, but it's one reading.
What is your first stuff you do to use?
After all the shit that you've been through,
because like, stress and all that work.
Fuck your testosterone.
Sure, sure.
And what's dope about testosterone too,
I'll say I'm an advocate of it.
Also, it's dope about testosterone.
So let's say I don't sleep for like,
which I haven't slept well in three nights.
Well, that will royally fuck up your testosterone.
But if you're artificially putting it in, it doesn't matter.
I can get through my day.
I'm not, my day's not fucked.
Some are artificially put it.
You also took a lot of fucking head trauma.
You also worked out like it was your job.
You know, you had low testosterone when you were, you know,
playing football, yeah.
Yeah, and so, you know, I just think if it makes you feel better,
then what are we talking about?
We get people that you understand, it's not steroids.
It's not performance and what it is,
is you're deficient in that.
So you're bringing your body back to it.
So if it, so the metronascale of 300 to 1000.
So if you go and get a Tesla, say,
Chins 100, well, Chins I can take so much
that his levels to 4,000, well, then you're on steroids.
You're taking too much and you're gonna getting all big and all these weird side effects.
Chins going to take enough to give him to 500, a normal level for a man of his age where
it should be.
So his energy is better, his lean muscle, his body doesn't hurt, he sleeps better, his
appetite's better, his mental space is better.
So not everybody's taking the same amount.
Well, if you're doing it from a legit doctor, you should be taking a certain amount
to get you to normal levels.
Yeah.
Not these weird, crazy levels.
If you feel, if you do your test,
if you have a lot of tests and you feel like,
like the minute I start to feel like I don't have any
or I'm low energy and I'm doing everything I can to,
you know, naturally, I would 100% go on it.
I think you should get your levels checked though.
I suppose that's the last year. I feel pretty good right now, but yeah. I would 100% go on it. I think you should get your levels checked though. I suppose that's that last year.
I feel pretty good right now, but yeah, I would just check.
100% and by the way, it probably fluctuates,
stress brings it down, like asleep brings down.
Not eating well, all that stuff, no doubt.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I'm sure.
Chin could use a little, I can tell from there.
I can tell from there.
100%.
I do want to do it.
But then I'm scared, you said that I can do it.
You have to stay on working out.
You don't have to stay on it.
That's on educating.
So that's not real.
You don't have to stay on it.
No, you don't.
There's stuff you can do that bring you back to your normal levels.
So if you take it for a year, you're like, actually, I don't feel good on this.
There's other things that you can take that will ramp up your test.
These start producing testosterone actually.
So saying you got to be on it forever, that's not true.
Now if you misuse it and you're going like
your level is 3000, your body's like completely fucked.
Well, yeah, I'm asking you,
you can probably still get back to somewhat normal,
but there's ways to do it, dude.
Is it expensive though?
No, not at all.
Really?
No.
Cheaper than your prior protein powder,
you get from on it.
I don't drink protein powder, but well, it's good. But you want to on it. I don't drink portion of powder, but
Well, you want to do it with a doctor's supervision. Of course. I wouldn't do it like outside Yeah, there's some people like who are really good at that. Who know how to buy people?
There's a million people are good at it's pretty upfront. It's pretty also pretty complicated and go to an endocrinologist
You're talking guy who's been you've never done. I'm talking guy who's bent through it.
I know people are very successful on it.
You don't need to do it.
So do I, Bob.
So you don't do that?
I'm on it, Bob.
I know, I, I, that, you've never done that.
That means zero to me.
I've had long talks with Rogan about it.
I've had long talks with a lot of people.
Me too talk to Rogan about it.
Right.
Go to an endocrinologist.
I'm just doing the work.
This is a guy who's, this is a guy who's, you, you,
you want to talk to guys who've been through the war or talk to you watch is the war
The fact he went to the war means nothing though Bob. It means nothing. I'm sorry. Hold on there
It go to somebody who studies the endocrine system, which is what we're dealing with when you're gonna make correct
That's all I'm saying. I'm that would be an endocrineologist
You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. You can do that. Or you can do it at an actual testosterone therapy
replacement center.
Who runs all that stuff, Chin, who runs all that stuff,
and they can tell what your levels are at.
There are a lot of problems.
Thousands and thousands of people do.
Oh, bad.
I successfully do.
But talk to you guys, never talk to a guy. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I know. Hold on. One of the things is that you'll probably have them on their podcast.
No, I've had private conversations.
So a lot of times, your zinc and magnesium slinean levels can be off.
Oh, brachyl is off.
Sometimes they'll bring those levels back and your testosterone will shoot back.
So you want to make sure that you're doing that first and working out and sleeping
and then see where your levels are there
and then see if you need more.
So there are things you can do naturally first
that bring yourself back.
So if you're not sleeping at all eating well
and you use it, it can lead to issues.
How are you sleeping and kitchen?
Because of cratum, which I don't wanna really promote.
You don't want too much, right?
But that's what I do.
So how cratum helps me sleep.
Oh, I don't know what cratum was. For me what I do. So help create them. Help me sleep. Oh, I don't know.
Crane was a sleep for me. Yeah, I'll for you. Yeah, definitely help me sleep. Yeah. It doesn't help you sleep.
Crane. No, I take crane get up. It's usually a way to eat the lower doses. The lower doses are stimulants.
The higher doses is for, you know, relaxation. At least for me. But I do sleep pretty well.
I'll tell you this, Jen. At age is going to be tough to eat fucking sprouts
or the fucking ones you think of your testosterone back.
I did my test too, and my testosterone is actually pretty decent.
It's pretty high.
Which is kind of a bummer, because I'm a lot more slow.
You might be tired, Jen.
Do you know what it was?
Do you remember what it was?
I just remember when I, they gave you a call back,
and they said it's like at a little bit above average,
that's all I remember.
Did you have different readings?
Just one.
This is to like just blood work.
Yeah.
Because there's the floating test.
Oh no, so stuff that you used, there's your...
Just free test.
It wasn't blood, it was like the swab
and then you just mail it in.
Yeah, yeah, that's all.
Oh, and also change the day.
Is that pretty accurate?
It says it's pretty accurate.
Yeah.
So you have to be fasted.
You can't drink water, anything when you do it. Yeah. And then you put into that little violin to send it's pretty accurate. Yeah, yeah, so you have to be fasted you can't drink water anything when you do it
Yeah, and then be put into a little violin
Send it back. Oh, yeah, I think just one test is sometimes not for sure and plus I feel like
I feel like a week or something
That's what I'm definitely I feel like I could just toss around like starts going down like you 30
Like 30s for you. How long you been doing?
Really? How much does it affect your Starts going down like you 30 like 30s for you. How long you been doing?
Really? How much does it affect your
Everything's better really. Yeah, you always complained about having low testosterone. I never complained You never you never you always do not do it if you know
How often it's also not the end of the world you're not fucking it's not brain. Yeah
How often do you have to do it? It's not that big of a commitment twice a week
And is it injections or what is it? You have to go to the doctor and you do yourself.
I do, I don't go, you don't go to the doctor every time.
I've only heard positive things for the most.
I know, I see him.
Even actually, if you look at the studies,
have it even like steroids, people do steroids,
people think, well, you're gonna die early.
There's not a lot of evidence that steroids
is a huge difference.
It's a huge difference.
A lot of long-term damage.
Yeah, it's abuse that messes it up.
You guys will give it a shot, Chin.
I'm so down, because the thing I was scared of
was when Brian mentioned that if you do it,
you have to kind of like, stay on it.
I thought that you said that before.
Yeah, I think some people get a psychological thing
when they do it, and then once they get that,
the athletes and stuff they're afraid to get off it,
because how is their performance?
That's what you're talking about.
Okay, but I'm so down.
I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then.
Everybody's kidding.
Or do you have to go to a doctor, you say just go to a clinic, I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna actually talk to my doctor then I'm gonna't want to try it at your age. Right enough. Can I start at 27?
I would shave that mustache for you.
I feel like I can't trust you with my kids.
You're a mustache for me.
You lose more hair here, but you're gonna have to grow a mustache here.
Is that not the Val Kilmer?
Oh my God.
I actually like it.
I like it.
And those are good to go.
You know, it's the Val Kilmer from Stone.
Few people can pull off a mustache, not me. I wear a mustache, I look like I I like it. Yeah, I like it. You have the Valkymer from Stone. Few people can pull off a mustache, not me.
If I wear a mustache, I look like I got a
two-way stone.
You have the exact facial features
Valkymer from Team Stone.
It's spot-hung.
It's actually true.
Bring it up, Chad.
All right, hold on.
I gotta get calm on you.
By the way, you know what?
You look like Valkymer's brother.
There you go.
Younger brother.
Who didn't?
No.
I'm just like, ah, almost.
There you go. brother who didn't know
About kid was young brother good with the guy that's that's you got that's a good call. She's that's minor
Minus the alcohol that's a good reference dude
You know what you are his fucking
Like that yeah, I like that reference
Mm-hmm. That's a good fucking good look. How's the date in life been going, Kyle? Been tough, Adir.
I thought you about the cheesecake factory, you're all...
No.
Yeah, wasn't good.
Damn.
Sheesh.
We're gonna run into the cheesecake and we did not spark
because it's the second fucking date.
She said there's not a spark.
No.
I waited there till midnight.
Can you fix it? I on. Hold on. Where did you meet this girl?
That was the first mistake. And you said let's go out. Do you guys match? How's it work?
I caught jump on a chepelles micro quick. Just jump on. So yeah, hopefully she doesn't see this.
But yeah, we met the first side went to a bar and then the second I was like, you know, I'll bring sushi and cheesecake over
You know, we'll see you know, we had glasses of wine. So she said come on my house. She's not I'm bringing sushi and cheesecake
I just put a bunch of columns in my pocket
Like fortunate like I was ready to go eat some cheesecake
He stopped
Yeah, I got it. I got He was ready to go eat some cheesecake. So he stopped. Who ate stuff? Yeah.
Dude, I got it.
He's loaded up.
He's loaded up.
I got Shashini.
And I got cheesecake.
Dude, are you trying to shigger pants at this girl's house?
And just a...
Dude, she and she...
I'm pocketing a stuffed pocket for a...
Stuff fucking condo, dude.
Prophylac.
I don't feel like eel.
I got to the table.
I put a Swiss sauce and a couple of mags.
I put them in there.
Oh, yeah.
This is our knife.
So the first date went good.
It went great.
That's why I did all this stuff for the second one.
So the second one she said, once you come over, you went,
cool, I'll bring sushi and cheesecake.
Exactly.
And then you come over and what happens?
So we watched Bob Burgers had four glasses of wine.
So I was feeling it.
You know what I'm saying?
She had four, too?
Oh, yeah. I'm a weird person.
Four, so you like, man, it's a bomb,
at least.
It's a bomb, yeah.
Four glasses of wine, yeah.
So yeah, and then, you know, where she's like,
well, it's getting late, I was like, yeah, it is.
And, uh.
That was her sign, get the bug out.
Yeah, she's like, get the bug out.
We were trying to chill.
Yeah, I hadn't, you know, hadn't pressed anything else.
Yeah, that's when she's like, well, what are you thinking?
I was like, about what?
And she's like, I just don't feel a spark.
I was like, could you tell me that is seven o'clock?
I could have been in bed at nine.
I got an hour drive home.
She needed five hours to figure it out.
This is real with sobbing bitch.
She's like, I just think I need some space.
I said, this is the second date.
So what are you talking about?
She just wasn't attractive.
Yeah, so I'm just coming to, you know,
just go back out there.
That's why I shaved my beard.
That's true. No, that's what it is. She just go back out here. That's why that's why shave my beard. That's that's what it is
She just was in the old
Least you don't waste your like too much time. Yeah, like these are like dates. That's my buddy
This is this is the second day
What would she's a white girl? Yeah, yeah, and yeah
This girl this girl kicked this guy and out of this is recent and she should get the fuck out.
You know, he didn't even call it doing some stuff.
She goes, get out and he was like, okay.
And she was like, I said get out.
He's like, okay, I'm just gonna get my, he's just, he, you let him go.
He didn't want to be in this relationship. He's not upset. That's the fucking hard thing
that really sometimes people just fight. Yeah, you didn't fight it. Yeah, you shoot or shoot,
dude, you're taking swings man. Shoot story. You're supposed to have phones though.
I got there. We're all.
Why didn't from the 1990s? Oh. So what you can ask you a question when you went out of it? Get off my
What up miles all mean?
Look at off my dick everybody. Why did you wear over there?
For the for the Bob's burger and I was very very comfortable
You know, I had like just a nice t-shirt on some sweatpants. They were gray sweatpants
T-shirt on some sweatpants they were gray sweatpants
They were relaxing you know, so just sweatpants like the just easy to rip off like just like the rip off
What about when you what about when you got to her apartment?
Like how did go on? So you're I'm not a guy who dressed as well. They make fun of me. Yeah, I'm just looking you got those jeans shorts on
You got some you got black sneakers
with those, black socks with the sneakers.
Hipster, very hipster.
You would know more.
Very silver.
Let me see you without your hat off.
No, it's not good right now.
I have this hat on all day.
Well, you lose all your hair or do you?
No, yeah, I do, but it's not good.
Just like I said, I hear.
Okay, and he's a nice guy.
Like Kyle's a catch.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, he's a Tesla. Yeah, he would, she would see ladies drives a Tesla. Yeah cute good with the videos like all my videos see it's come for five five and heels
My no you guys are watching that not overly tall. No, no, no super friendly
Makes good money with a camera beast with a camera. I'm gonna put all this on my on my profiles
camera
Moustache from the nose I'm gonna put all this on my profile. Got a foul camera, a mustache.
From the nose, down, from the nose to the chin,
you look like Val Kilmer.
Right?
So there's a couple inches of your face,
it looks like Val Kilmer when he was in his prime.
And I would get the bacon for Ryan Gosling
at like lines and wraps.
And I take it off the go fuck.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Yeah, you have the, you have costs.
Ryan Gosling short, you got no, no.
He's not huge.
I think he's about my height
But you got you got you got about handsome devil handsome devil you don't look like you
But uh, so you have you are you back on Tinder though. Don't let get you down. Oh sweet
I just probably that night you were swiping tinders. Oh, I thought hinge was the one
I call hinge bench because everyone's 80 pounds over
Oh, good. man. Not good.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Gives it.
But I'm in to binge.
Are you in to bigger girls, though?
Come on now.
You're bigger than me.
But we're in California.
Like how are you 225 plus 5, too?
Yeah, it's a bad number.
It's hot as fuck out.
We're like, not going to be having a good time.
Those numbers are tough.
There's numbers are tough to work with.
Now, I thought unless you were into But what is what is your type?
You know definitely shorter than me. I've tried taller
I'm like I'm like probably like five four five five. I think I think
One five two girls. Yeah, that's that's what I prefer
I care you know what I bet I bet you get a Latteena pregnant in the next year at the gym
I have been I have not gotten any lifts done.
What are we in?
And hopefully, yep.
Hopefully, no, I do not need children.
It's happening.
Yeah.
Welcome to California.
Now, where do you work out?
I just got a membership at Golds' Gym in Valencia,
and it is, it's like Shakira City up there.
It's Poppin' up there.
Yeah.
And he's in zoo all the time filming us.
Yeah, and the smallest person in zoo for sure.
Bob Island.
The dog has more striation than I do and it's a pit bull.
Big big boys in there.
Yeah.
So how to get a membership at goals and a lot of women there.
But I'm like, hey, you done using the 15 pound dumbbells?
I've been out of the gym for a while so I'm not at my, you know, rock.
He aren't every week.
It seems works.
So we'll see. But hey, no, we'll figure it out.
So we'll see.
Bruns, you got your balsa, you got a small pond in Cincinnati.
Now you're in a big pond.
You're going to lot of latin of memories.
And we're out here, those follow thick boy YouTube channel.
He my job, kind of stay out here.
Thank you so much.
Subscribe, like, follow, Brendan.
Come out to the Ontario improvs
God
I told Kyle to when he first time about the date. I'm like go for the kiss the first day
I honestly think that's the move. You gotta be careful, I mean,
it was a reason young dude.
I'm gonna be the room.
I'm gonna be the room.
He said it was going good.
2021, you gotta be careful about going.
He said his first day was going good.
Dude, this environment, you gotta just be careful
about going, yeah, you gotta ask.
That's called a me-to-moment, that's where you're at.
You're on a date.
You're not gonna be the same.
You should try and fuck.
No, I wouldn't say that, but I said, go for the kiss.
I'll ask the girls here, What do you guys think cat?
Like if you're both you're having a good time. I love Steve's apartment right after he kissed me
I was like, oh, I gotta go home. I got a fix. I was not trying to do that. Oh
She's with Stevie now and Stevie now, but there you go
Paris what's your single and you're young like if if're on a first, if you're on a day off.
And there's like, you know, motions of run,
sparks flying.
If he, if he,
Well, you're like a tractum.
If I'm interested, yeah, I mean, you got to,
it just depends how, you know,
it's tough to read these days.
I feel like I, I mean, that's clear.
I feel like I'm trying to be clear about it, you know?
Yeah, probably.
I try to be, well, there's certain like gestures, you know,
that would you, would you, would you, would you,
would you be the aggressor?
No.
Yeah.
What about a kiss on the calendar?
You're not, you seem passive.
It's tough, because I don't believe the aggressor.
Are you the aggressor with Stevie?
With Stevie, no, Stevie was very much the one chasing me.
I feel like if I don't like you that much,
I'm more aggressive, I'm more passive
if I actually like you.
Because I'll fuck right away if I don't fuck that up.
If I don't care.
If I like you, I'll be fine.
So, it's fair.
Check that out or only fan.
Yeah.
That's good.
Oh, this is sucky, but it's awesome.
Oh, this one was kind of scary.
So there is a music festival happening in Miami
called Rolling Loud. The first day is today. So there is a music festival happening in Miami called Rolling Loud.
The first day is today.
Yesterday, while a bunch of people were testing out all the equipment,
making sure that everything was going to be good for this weekend,
one of the projectors from one of their performance stages collapsed.
Holy shit.
Jesus.
They're saying that nobody got her.
It was a freak accident and the show was still going to continue.
Oh, this was before people was there. Anyone showed was still going to continue. Other people were still with us.
Anyone showed up.
It was yesterday, the first day is today.
We got her.
We're going to be back six.
That's a birthday.
Good, yeah.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back.
We're going to be back. We're going to be back. We're going to be back. We're going to be back. We're going to be back. before the much anticipated Jesus Christ. Rolling loud quickly put out this statement on social
a screen.
On the news a screen fell down at one of our stages.
I'm not showing up.
I'm not.
You can't.
Be careful.
Can you imagine you're on this performance?
Oh, we need that shit.
Just too many.
I'm taking my son to the the jam monster truck jam at staple centers.
That shit is intense. You have been to one of those Brian
No, well think about it staple center, which is it that big and these giant
Fuck did you be a struct in the world? Yeah, and they're so loud. We have to wear the ear muffs
He's really so loud. Yeah, they had that one a grave digger. Yeah, he's still pop. Yeah, yeah
Remember that one different driver than we were a kid
Yeah, the family still owns it. Oh real all right. That's like the best like the main one, isn't it? Yeah, grave dig one? Different driver than when we were a kid, but the family still owns it. Oh, real?
All right.
That's like the main one, isn't it?
Yeah, Gravedigger's number one by one.
How's going to wear my Indians jersey today?
Well, they changed it.
They officially changed the name to the Guardians.
Cleveland Guardians.
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
Cleveland Guardians.
Oh yeah.
They just did it before they were gonna get shit.
Is Indian or is it Native American?
You want to say, like if you said it,
if you said it Cleveland Native Americans,
it'd be different than Cleveland Native Americans
is better than the Guardian.
Cleveland Guardian.
And what's their,
what's their native Americans would be great.
What's the law?
They did this before they didn't get shit
because the redskins changed their mascot,
which was the redskins.
So what are they gonna think of?
Yeah, what are they, yeah, that's better with that.
Well, there's a guardian.
That's been, I remember that being a topic of conversation
in 1985 when I was in DC.
Dude, I remember being in red skin.
And then being like, who are they playing my dad's?
Like it's the Cowboys, Rich, the Red skin.
So I was like, God, that doesn't sit right.
Yeah, it's seven.
Yeah.
This is 19.
I remember that.
And they would always do that.
And they would always be like, yeah, whatever.
Fuck off.
And then the Indians though, so they slowly went away from Benny. I they would always do that. And they would always do that. Yeah, whatever. Fuck off.
And then the Indians though, so they slowly went away from Benny.
The, I think his name was Benny, the Indian.
I freed the thing.
Masked.
Yeah, the best logo of all time, I think.
But then now they're the guardians.
Do we know what's the logo?
If you play this, what does it show the logo?
I don't know.
But you know, Tom Hanks is the one that's doing the voice over for this stuff.
Oh, fuck.
They went all.
They should have a jet hand. But that's fine. I don't see that.
We are a city on the rise,
forging into the future from our ironed out past.
We are a city of fire and water.
Is Tom Hanks from Cleveland?
Of trees and wood.
No idea.
I think he might be.
Built through generations of blue collars,
and the brightest skulls-
Who was a great city?
All of those who have worked harder.
We hold tight to our roots and set our sights on tomorrow.
And this is our team that is stood with our city
for more than a century, from all municipal
to the corner of California.
Just shows all white guys.
The team that made his own progress in prosperity.
Its history flows like the river
through the heart of this city.
The history that has given us miraculous moments,
moments that span years, and others,
towards the sports, moments that broke barriers
and moments that broke hearts, moments that prove
this is more of a game.
We remember those moments as we move forward with change.
You see, there's always been Cleveland.
That's the best part of our name.
I like what's time to unite as one family.
We're the guardians.
Keep going, Chin.
It's cool.
It's good.
Is that it?
I'm on board.
But they're
together. We are all Cleveland guard guard guard.
All right. I'm Tom makes guard. It's in it's E.I. I they kept the end of the
word. Yeah. Yeah. Indie Indie into for guard. Guardian. Get your guard up,
dude. I'd like to see the logo. The dude. You're crazy. If you don't think I'm still going to rock my Indians jersey. It has the big fucking. Indie. I've turned I'd like to see the logo the dude a guardian you're crazy
If you don't think I'm still gonna rock my Indian's Jersey has the big fucking Indian probably gonna be worth a lot of money discount
It was a discount there because they're trying to get rid of the Indian logo. Oh
That's the logo right there looks like it the guardian collector collector's item
My high school is the warriors. They have to change it. You can be called the warriors warriors really run with the warriors
Well, I mean they were just saying they're having trouble with it for a while because of the Native Americans.
And I think when I was, I mean, this was probably like 2015, 2016, when I was still there, there was a W, and that was the logo, the W with the spear through it, and they had to change that because it was offensive.
Oh, okay.
So they've been dealing with it while they're out there.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I can't do anything.
I mean, Jesus Christ. I can't do anything. I mean, Jesus Christ.
Because the Native Americans didn't use the warriors,
the warrior Native Americans.
Didn't use spears. Okay.
All right. I don't know.
It's still the same.
Really? My high school.
This is high jacked to them.
What's my job by some of them?
It's a big high jack.
Who would be high jacked by the most extreme elements
than the most sensitive.
Because the Cleveland Indians,
because it's called, I guess we've've called Native American Indian. It's offensive. I mean, yeah,
because Indian was from India. No, Indian was a Western term for, you know,
somebody who was there. So that wasn't the name that they gave themselves.
Like the Sue, the command sheet, the Apache, they had their own mind.
And they're like, fun. Generally, Indians. Oh, I'm fine they had their own mind. They're all fine. Generally Indians.
I wouldn't fight.
Is it term black-hawk offensive?
Because I know Chicago's not changing.
When you say that sounds racist.
I know, I just sound bad.
When you say, yeah, when you say,
I was black-hawk.
I was fighting for 38 years.
I was fighting for black-hawk.
Black-hawk.
When you say, I don't like it.
I was like, yeah, I was like,
when you say black-hawk and you emphasize black,
I don't like it.
Black-hawk. If you said, I get to you, black-hawk, you emphasize black, I like it. Black clock.
If you said black, I get it.
You're two black clocks and the next one's the change.
They won't, not if they won't.
No, no team has changed their, no NHL team has ever
caved to that.
They will not.
Black clocks, black clocks is just a black.
It's a black clock.
It's a hawk.
It's a black clock.
They're a little off the reference to the Indians.
Yeah.
They're a little off.
They're a little off.
Look at black, black clock is the Indian.
I see a black clock.
A black clock is a type of Indian.
Yeah.
That shit is lit.
That's Jersey in the league.
One of them.
It was a command there.
A lot more to the chief black
hawk.
That's a trick here one.
That might be because that one's almost
a tribute to a black hawk India.
That's why I'm because you're wondering
maybe that's why they say
that the Chicago black hawks won't
change nickname because you know what name was lit as fucking clearly
At the change because so much violence in the city the fucking Washington bullets
Oh, geez
That was over that
Did they change it? Oh, yeah, quite some time ago. Yeah
The bullets was lit. They're the wizards now. Oh
Well, they've been the way yet. It'sards. So it says I won't change it because it
honors the life of an actual Native American. You know, it's it is what it is. Hey, Lang,
which I think if there's any other teams, I guess one of my armpits really know their team.
I can't. Yeah. There's really no other teams with the Indian reference. I don't think
pirates, Pittsburgh pirates. That's not we can make fun of pirates. Until, until like, Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates Pirates No, because I could because of all the shit they did. I'm saying like I'm surprised they're not gonna find some issue with
Patriots so
But what they did what what Patriot Patriots did but the Brooklyn Dodgers, which are now the LA Dodgers is the Dodgers because you dodged the draft
No, no, no, no, oh, definitely not that's not where it comes from
Do you think the Vikings would change eventually?
Does that count as one?
You know what's interesting about the Vikings?
Is yeah, because you know, there's no...
It comes from a Charlie Dodgers,
attached to a Brooklyn ball club,
to the complex mage, and Charlie Carson,
we've swayed through the bar.
Oh, interesting.
I think says they're dodging the draft.
Anyways, sounds like a little bit right.
The draft, don't we don't go to war?
So you know, there's no evidence anywhere that Vikings had horns on they never were.
I didn't know that's with horns.
That's all made believe.
That's not real.
So they could cancel the Vikings because the sweet issue are the Vikings.
They're super mad about what the fuck?
What the fuck?
We can't get that much.
They wouldn't.
He's joking.
No, I'm joking.
But I can't think of anything else that like Vikings a little because they never that's not real. They wouldn't, he's joking. No, I'm joking.
But I can't think of anything else that like Vikings a little,
because they never, that's not real.
Yeah.
Find an Irish, show their name.
Yeah.
That's Irish fight.
Irish fight.
They're short with red area.
Yeah, I was trying to think what else.
There's nothing really else.
I don't know sports.
There's gotta be some colleges out there, letters still.
For sure, with Indian names, for sure.
What else do you have?
I'm getting the pie.
Yeah, Buccaneers, Pires.
Buccaneers, though, is a Buccaneer.
That was usually a white person.
49ers, the gold rush.
So, a previous guest on Fighter in the Kid
is now $60 million richer.
Who?
The call her daddy girl.
Oh yeah?
She left the Spotify.
How crazy is that podcast deal for 60 mil?
And I know for a fact she made more than 60 mil.
Probably, yeah.
No, I know.
But that's an instant.
Yeah, mine did the deal.
She made more than 60 mil.
Oh wow.
So it's an exact podcast. A the deal. She made more and six. Oh, wow. So what's interesting about this is her for females.
Yeah, huge.
Wow.
So the way barstool did it, you know, barstool's network, they
would pay her a salary.
So they were giving her like 500,000.
And then she was like, oh, cool.
And her contract was up.
And the Spotify, because as far as female goes,
she's the biggest in the space.
She's like, DAC shepherd, rogan for females basically shows huge
So she was like very cool and the spotifies like here's I'm gonna say how much they gave her here's 60 million for all
States of the story and she's like oh I'm gonna go over here. So the 500,000 year
I'm gonna go over here cuz I own the IP I'm gonna take my show over here in my audience
Wow and her her cope whatever
Coast before yeah, she was giving them crap.
That's what happens.
That's what happens when your boyfriend is your man
and goes, you're the star of the show.
Terrible.
This girl who, she's actually really smart.
You know, I know, she engineers too.
She engineers, she produces, she edits, she does everything.
So that girl who's like, oh, I'm the star of the show.
She's like, cool story.
And she's worth way more money.
Yeah, it's insane.
Look at that.
That's impressive. That dope story. Look at that. That's impressive.
That dope story.
Look at Gawd.
What does she do?
She interviews people or what is her?
Oh, it's called that.
She talks about cooking with guys.
It's a little different from what it used to be.
It started off with her and her co-host.
They would talk about like their sex life.
And then it slowly started to become interviews with people
ever since their split happened.
And now I think it's going in a different direction
after it goes to Spotify.
Beautiful gal.
Yeah, we had our friends kid,
but you weren't here.
I forget where you're doing great, Bob.
Santino with the second.
It's me and Santino.
She's great though.
Yeah.
That's cool.
That's cool.
That's what Spotify is just going.
Yeah.
It's like all this.
Thank you for playing.
I have to pee really bad. Go for it. Yeah. Yeah.
You gotta spit that hot. No, no, no, no. I don't know. Are you gonna be an X bridesmaids?
I'm not hot. Back from that hot lava drop. I didn't have no hot lava drop. I had the
pee, don't. Hot lava drop. I can't wait to get that. He's like, I didn't have to poo.
Everyone were going to Starbucks. I'm like, man to Starbucks You mind he has to think it shit. He would he get me every time I got no matter where I was you would walk in the
Starbucks when we go on tour to you
He's got a stomach. Okay stomachs. He's got a poo
Do you have a bathroom? She'd like these four girls he go. He's got a poo really bad
He's the best in the country so bad I'm I don't have to poo
So I come back out and he go I wasn't yeah
He gets embarrassed, but he had to really poo.
We'll have two coffees, please.
And actually, can you have coffee because of your poo?
And I just feel like, and the other people would be listening.
I'd be like, fucking dude, please.
I'm very hard to embarrass, but that would fucking kill me.
What's this, Jim?
Deandre Hopkins.
Yeah, so.
All the best players in all the league.
You know about this.
Play for the Cardinals now. He is? Yep. Yeah, so. One of the best players in all the league. You know what I'm like this. Play for the Cardinals now.
He is?
Yep.
Oh wow.
You know you love football.
Yeah, that's why I said, oh wow.
I love your stuff.
What's the story though, Jim?
So I guess the whole team received a memorandum saying that they want people on the team
to get COVID shots.
He doesn't want to get a COVID shot, so he's considering even retiring if they force them
to do it.
But they're also saying like they're not forcing Here's the other thing though
So if your team has a certain amount of positive COVID tests you you don't need to play game
You're forfeit. Yeah, wow a lot of money online
All the money on the NFL's gonna like get your fucking shot. Yeah, most but I think most NFL teams are at 85%
vaccination
Dude in Italy they they're making it mandatory and there are massive demonstrations.
They're just like, fuck you. I thought you'd put it, never thought I'd say this, but being
a position to hurt my team because I don't want to partake in the vaccines, make questions
in my future NFL. Here's my thing, and you don't want to play that bad. In all reality,
the vaccination, whatever you believe about it, it's pretty safe.
Well, there's so much information online, like so much misinformation, disinformation,
malinformation, whatever.
Especially that for American community, though.
It causes infertility, it causes cancer, it causes it.
All these things, the thing I mean, people have got it.
That's the problem with, well, this is the problem with misinformation, right?
But did you see the thing, there's that thing?
Well, there's conspiracy theories,
but there's that thing where the CD came out
where they showed it and then took it down
that I think 5,000 people have died
from getting the vaccination.
But a lot of people have adverse reactions to all vaccines,
including aspirin, including other medicines, right?
You gotta give people the information.
Yeah, gotta give people the information.
You gotta give people the information. But I am personally, you know, pro vaccine for the most part. I do understand
why people are red is in. I don't think scientific community's done a good job really of combating
all these other sort of like these other rumors and these of this other information.
It doesn't help with fouching the email. It does. It does. None of it helps. So I don't know.
It doesn't help with fouching the email. It does, it does, not of it helps.
So, I don't know.
Yeah, I get it.
But to him, it's like, so you're willing to retire
over the vaccine.
You don't wanna play that bad.
And he's so good.
How much does he make, do you think a year,
how much does it cost?
Oh, I did, I mean, you talk much.
He top guy.
How much, what did you say?
Let's say, 15 million season.
Chad me as much as you want.
Chad me the dick, Chad me right in my dick.
In my pee hole.
In every day go, jab, jab, I'm sorry.
So, Bay Salah signed most 9 million, a cap 12, did.
Yeah, what?
42 million.
Yeah, 42 million.
Chad me, he makes, he makes,
I'll tell you what, a 4.7 million a year.
Yeah, I'll suck your dick and you can.
I'll suck your money right in the ass. I'll suck everybody off in here. What so alive? What?
4 mil I was swallowing the great mill. He's talking about I will swallow the grave for a million
Don't be a baby about it. You can you could jab that needle my tongue every Sunday. I'll jab it
What it was every Sunday? It has been rich a shit tune. I have fucking give it to me
I want all the fucking jack go to the highest paid receiver go back
Then let me see he's up there. He's so fucking good. You can get me right in the tank right? I'll lift my ball
Well, he's 27.2 million dollars. He's the highest paid
Fuck right now and smile while I'm doing it. I will lick your asshole
I will lick your old asshole
And I'll lick your asshole and then I'll just give you a good old suck off
and then I'll kiss you.
Oh, you can, man, that's the thing.
Yeah, what, oh, sorry.
You took your, you took your,
You still doing this for the money?
Oh yeah, no, no, no, no, wait, no, no, sorry.
Yeah, no, I want the money. I got a 20 second, wait, no, no, no's where it's dicey like if you've had COVID they say
Like you have lifetime. You mean they think you have like because there's something that happens in the real
Marrow of the bone where like you have lifetime you know that's typical with a lot of
Yeah, yeah, so you so it's better than get the vaccine, but they still don't care. They still want you to get a vaccine
Yeah, and I and if you don't get the vaccine, I'm sorry
No, I'm saying I'm saying No, I'm saying
No, eat a dick, that's fine
No, Brian will eat
What are you saying?
I don't even know what to do
I was saying, let me do
Yeah, I'll suck you
What?
For you to get the vaccine, I'll suck it right now
He said it's no strength face, it just looked into my soul
What are you saying?
I get what we do
Well we're talking, I get all punched up because I still have COVID ahead.
I got COVID-brains made me all foggy.
COVID makes you all foggy.
You made me attract to you.
You're out of the year ago.
COVID made me all attracted to men.
Oh, my brain's all foggy.
Yeah, I was in the girls' number.
Oh, yeah.
COVID made me lose hands.
I got a case of COVID-brains.
Sorry about this.
All right, I gotta go pick up my dog.
I know, right?
I gotta pick my daughter up now that I've been talking.
Oh shit.
Mrs. H.
Uh, next week.
Wait, are you coming to come up?
Yeah, I am.
I am trying about COVID.
Fuck off.
To come up next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Chappelle, David Lucas, myself, Big J.
Shobble Be There, Kyle with his mustache will be there.
Ladies, if you're looking for a short king over there, Kyle,
good with the camera.
You want to see what it's like?
Nah, kiss Val Kilmer.
Yeah.
Short Val Kilmer.
Next Thursday Friday Saturday to come,
I'll watch it in the Northern North Carolina August 19th,
21st, LaHoya County Store, August 27th, 29th,
San Jose, California, September 9th through the 11th,
the big boy San Antonio Texas September 24th through the 25th.
One show each night.
Alright, that's it for me.
I got Ontario California improv about the Houston Texas improv.
I thought I had all my dates up there.
Are you sure that's the one?
I'm going to refresh.
I'm going to refresh.
There you go.
There you go.
San Diego California, everybody's on the floor. I'm going so back. There you go. There you go. There you go. Sandy, every count for it. I'm every one of the August.
That's all I'm so bad.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Here's Texas, improv.
August 19, 2021.
Buffalo, New York.
That Buffalo Helium's, it's a great done it.
Yes, it's a great, real actual wings.
I've not eaten the wings, but I will.
What are you doing?
I will.
This is Buffalo wings.
Buffalo, New York, that's where they created.
Bring it.
But you can't go to the original place.
Original place sucks. Okay. There's another place, Jane knows what it is. they created. But you can't go to the original place, original place sucks.
Okay, there's another place, Jeno's what it is.
All right.
The best wings in the world.
Really?
Okay.
Not better than what's my spot, JT's.
JT's, okay.
Oh, somebody came to my show at Haas and go,
Shob, we drove to fucking Arizona to eat JT's wings.
Because you said they're so good, they go,
you hyped up so much so they weren't good.
There's some place in like Van Ays's it's the best wings of all time
Just for the wings
My day
man
Fuck yeah
Yeah, so I'm rising being Buffalo's the point though. Yeah, I'll be in Buffalo
It's not it's not Van i's chain. I forget where the fuck
Jimmy's art back to the wings back to Brian's dates
Yeah, but his Chicago is that shomberg. It's shomberg. Yeah, I don't catch cargo though. Yeah, I know I know don't go Chicago
It's 40 minutes outside Chicago. It's an hour outside. It's fucking like suburbs. It's a suddenly place to play though
I know I said this guy just which is nuts, which is nuts. They don't have a place and well they have a zamies there
They got a lot of factory. They got but they don't take they don't do weekends
Chicago no seat like a hundred fifty right yet. It you big boys. Denver. Mama. I'm coming home They don't take, they don't do weekends. She can't go on the way. She can't go on the way. She can't go on the way. She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
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She can't go on the way.
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She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way.
She can't go on the way. She can't go on the way. She can't go on the way. She can't go on the way. She can't go on the way. She can't go on the way. She would never be disrespectful and stack. We have a whole thing and I want it.
Now, what did I ever call about our comedy works?
September 23rd, 24th, 25th.
That's a mama I'm coming.
The man dragon is coming.
Mama I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I'm from there, dude.
I know, but I'm kind of from there.
It's sort of my city time.
I left my mark on.
Well, we'll see if I can get you in.
Hey, hey bro.
We'll see if I can get you in. I bla hey bro, we'll see if I can get you in.
I blaze a trail, I go in there and they're like,
man, dragon, man, dragon, banners, whatever you want.
Yep, and then, and by the way,
rough house Fridays, this just dropped,
giving you a good exam, I don't know,
giving you an educated guess on what,
we interviewed Matt Sarah.
Matt Sarah, what a terrible hit.
Matt Sarah, Mike Brown.
Don't want to listen to that.
No, no, it's good.
It's a podcast.
And if you want to bet on the fights and guess what I'm betting on,
where's my money going?
I have no clue.
DJ.
DJ, after listening to me.
I listen to some other people on the podcast.
Roughhouse Fridays.
Got it.
Hey man, don't make that face.
I got to go man.
Shepel, where are you gonna be?
Uh, shit, August 26th.
What's me and fucking to go with him.
It's a kind of August 26th, uh,
Brand improv, some stuff in October.
You got Tampa,
Sitesplitters, and then, uh, DC.
Tommy Loft.
In October, October,
let me go to DC back.
Boom.
Oh yeah.
Hi kids, get your tickets at FATKZ.com or
thickboy.com for myself.
New thick boy video drops this Sunday on the vlog, baby, baby.
Cop it together so you don't like it sending the hate.
Alright, we're out.
Yeah.