The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 714: Lord Brendan Schaub

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

The guys talk Brendan's lord status in England, Mark Harley shrinking, hot chicken, people telling non-climactic stories, hilarious Jimmy Burke stories, Simone Bile leaving all around gymnastics at the Olympics, Joe Rogan's 20 minute ice bath and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This chair feels very good on my lower back. Can I get you for mine? I'm the old man out. Dude. Yeah. Black cheers matter here. That's right, thank you. My energy, dude.

I'm trying in the gym. My energy is just out there. I mean, let's be honest, you've never had a ton of energy. You know, like you've never been like energy ball. Not an energy ball. I just, I would describe as like an energy ball. I guess what am I trying to say?

Like, I don't know, just lifting, I just feel so slow. You just normally feel like lethargic. Yeah. That's COVID. Dude, it's COVID. My girl was trying to bump ugly. He's like a few days after I got my negative

ugly. Yeah, bump ugly. You know what I'm talking about oh Oh, it's a piece of two backs red panty night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I couldn't I couldn't do anything No, you're thinking about red panty night. What do you mean? His girl's trash. Yeah, I can get it up I can get it up, but I just couldn't I had no like It's weird because I I can get it up. I don't think. I can get it up. But I just couldn't, I had no like, it's weird because I had to check to see if you had whatever bride. You had no desire.

I had no desire. I had no desire. Yeah. I had no, hold on. No drive, no drive. But so was this during COVID or after? This was after. Like I had my negative, it was like a,

we were like three days after the COVID. We couldn't just lay them like girl, you know I don't have the lungs for this. Dude, my lungs are shh. I had sex. I had sex. In the middle of my coughing, Fedda, I had sex. In the middle of my whole stay,

I had sex with your girl. Did you really? Yeah, I had sex with her. You got down? I got down the whole way. There's fucking no way. And he was. And you were out for 19 days.

I was, but I, but you were able to fucking bump ugly. The whole way through. Really? I don't get why you couldn't, I just just look at me in the gym Gobblest squats and oysters. Oh, gosh Now this come from the guy who's ten times as sick as you were with COVID you were so sick sure I mean like Like I thought I was I was like I got I got permanent lung damage

But I still don't have my energy. I just don't have like, nothing else. I think it's gonna take some more months normal. We were stronger than Jamie were good on deadlift. Yeah. Now Mark has fallen off a little bit. I don't have, and Mark went to Costa Rica. Yeah.

He's rigged the wall there. He came back. And we didn't want to post it again, but he failed on, he fed, he fed, he fed. He fed, he fed, he couldn't get it up. Now, Papa kept going to 5.50. Yeah, he was a fight. Yeah.

I'm gonna call you back. I'm gonna call you back. Yeah, wait, you can't do that. Cool, let Papa kept going to 550. Yeah, he was a fighter. I'm gonna call you a fighter. We call you a fighter. Yeah, wait, you can't do that. Cool, let me just put more weight on it. You're like 550. And he was struggling with 475. He has like a back. So what is back?

I think it's Costa Rica. I think he's all back. I think it's a little smaller. Mark, I didn't even see his, he looks a little smaller since when the Costa Rica. Does he? Yeah, he thinks so. He just did now, he just run like this

Yeah, he's that big o' Morpheer with a fuck yeah, oh, yeah, but the guy like Mark all you have to do is with the guy like Mark all you have to do is it Listen wait, that's it. That's it. That's you. Do you change your diet? Why you look thinner. He's like that's day Really? Dude he's gonna he would cry, but then you do this cry crying after you Yeah, he's like this. You know, it might be the this. Cry crying after me. Oh yeah, he's like, he's listening. Might be the shirt, doesn't he? I think, dude, so you should, wait, you did your hair, your ponytail's down, it's like, that's what you got. Yeah.

Yeah, you got a haircut too. Yeah, I think you're from this hair, uh, yeah, I think you did for it now. I made this, what are you eating out of the water? I don't know, since came back, he hasn't been a strong. Hasn't been a strong. Well, he probably wasn't trying to,

that was the same. No, he was. He's out there like doing the, whatever they do on Coast Freak, he's like, Karen fucking rocks and shit on each We're gonna got all the strength now. I know yeah, you you called for deadlift day and me and Mark would just like I Check some Monday night said yo tomorrow deadlift Tuesday. Get your mind right everyone's like yeah Then we get there. I'm trying to some big boy way., let's kind of. Big boy way.

Oh, big boy way. What, what, what? How many, how many, how many, I see every one of the videos. I usually sent them and say, I'll just, I'll get a video just generally. And morning, I wake up and just says, I can kill you with my bare hands. That's it. Well, if a man dead lived in 550 like that. He's going back to the first pick. Oh, that was that was Mark.

That was Mark. It was Mark's profile. Go to Mark's profile. Hella. Hella Mark. Hella. He's looking a little small. Look at him.

The middle picture right there. Okay. All right. Let's go. That was the other day. That was when we did bench. That hair is simply out of hand. Sir. Yeah. He looks out of hand. Sorry.

Yeah, he looks out of control. He keeps knives in that. He shreds it out. He shreds it out. Now, don't be mad at the girl either. Yeah, don't be mad. But also don't flex like that for your family, you know. She can flex like this.

It's not a good pose. Don't do the doubles. I love it. Don't do the doubles. It's not a good pose. Yeah, it is. What's wrong with that? I don't know.

I'd rather see like this maybe. You want them up? Yeah, that one's like, you know, with with that? I don't know. I'd rather see you like this maybe. You want them up? Yeah, that one's like, you know, with your shoulder, I don't know. I think she was just following Mark's lead. Probably. That's all. Probably. I mean, it marks the cast.

It looks like he's still. Dude, he's got a veerco spades. I would imagine that. What's that? I would imagine he already had it. I would imagine he already had it. I would imagine he already had it. I would imagine he already had it.

I would imagine he already had it look it looks like a tree branch Like Already have you Yeah, yes, the rises Yeah, I don't have very good. So you say I'm one of you guys in my age who still has hair down there You ever see do a study guys in their 50s lose the hair on their cats? Well, the not my guys is what we're talking about daddy. I don't have a very good. Yeah, that's it right. No, it's not very good Yeah, that is no, it's not yeah, it's because I'm very thin and shredded No, and you can see my fucking pants that had that's no it's a kid that old people know I don't don't touch my this is

Take your fingers off my don't no, it's very good. No, that's not very good It is bring up very good fans very good fans Yeah, I don't have your fucking grandpa's legs Take it back right now. I'm dead serious nice nice. I have pale skin so you can see my fucking veins No, you got a little bit of a cross-pan you fuckers dude. That's what you have right there for god. I don't have bunch of things what So parts of you know, I do not look at those vane yeah that's fair how do you get rid of that yeah you don't no you know you got an operation there's a way you get they you get operations but that's not a good

operation like on Game of Thrones season six with the the rock boil in for me. You gotta cut it, cut it off. Just gonna cut it off. The show's fucking late. Can I have six years live? Well, he don't know, but that's such a deep reference. Oh, that's a deep, deep reference. You're not there, you're dead. I even, I had to kinda, and I was like, oh yeah, yeah, you're talking,

I don't know where I'm at. He didn't ruin anything for you. No. Dude, that brother got killed. Which one? I had someone more killed that brother. The serian? Yeah, he dumped that gold.

All that shit on him. He's like, where's my crown? Yeah. I'm trapped, I'm trapped, I'm trapped. Yeah. Mm, pulls the gold all over. Fuck hell with this language. Do that be a bitch, son?

That's an actor and be like, seriously matter. You have to like, you got to translate it. Could there be a worse way to die though? Dude, they melt all the gold and then it's melting molten lava gold over your head and he just fucking Really bad way now. No, he was like she was like he's no dragon. Yeah dragons don't die by fire Why would she care though? That's her brother who tried to pin her out. Yeah, he did pin her out He did

Her like she got a baby out of it. Yeah, I think my other ways they used to wait how far I do for she is gorgeous She's such a dumb. I'm in love with her. Oh wait till you see it right in the dragon. Yeah. Oh really? This is big black dragon. Damn. Oh, we'll be black dragon. Okay. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Baby. Black. Black. Black. Yeah. She was dope. Damn. What's she doing now? I haven't heard of. I'm counting her money. Is that it? Yeah a few movies afterwards But I'll tear you she did yeah, no, I'm just saying that you the mother of dragons like there's no other It's hard to go no she can go back. So what's really just appear for a while? Her real name is Amelia Clark. She just is gorgeous. I think the real time dude when I was working for E. I worked the

Oscars different right no, she's Smoking hot dude. She's the mother of dragons and she's but she's short She can pull her up right now small she's short, but you know who's fucking huge Yeah, little booty on her too, but you know You know the you know the female warrior the night which is the same haircut like me what Brianna tart Yeah, well she's a giant dude. Well, you know, she's six three. That's correct I've seen her in person. She's six. She's a giant She's a she's a door will actually. Yeah, she's cute. I like her. I care a lot. She's gorgeous

Is she English too? Yeah, that name is pretty English. How old is she now? I think she's in her early 30s Dude, oh, and they just she probably like they're third camera tone just has her tits out all the time. Only for season one, she didn't do it any season after that. It was a body double after. Really? Yeah. People doing that? Yeah, because you know it's an actor, you know it's a workout.

You know the shame, shame. Yeah, that one was out of her real body. No, I think she had a body double. She had 34. She is. What? That was a body double. How do you know, Kat? I can. Because I'm balls deep in Game of Thrones. You don't, but how would they do that? I don't think she had a body That was 34 She is what that was a body How do you know cat? I because I'm balls deep in game throw you don't but how would they do that?

I don't think so. What do you mean how to show her face walking you think you just I think she did interview where she said it was a body double I think that's her body though. Can I tell you why I think it's her body why because Go body wasn't as flattering What when this or a piss on shit on her for shame shame She's about to be ridiculous. I think if you watch it again, you might change your mind I just watched it two nights ago her you're I think You have bad eyes and I And I think her body's

Ridiculous I have her good eyes, but I'm I'm chan bringing up her body. Who's body? Would it be? Oh, it's one of my favorite for you close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes Her eyes, but I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm She played the wild. Yes, mom. The incest mom? Yes. And the one who fucked her brother. Yeah. Lena had it. She's begging. Beyond. I think that's my, that's my best revenge. I think this is gorgeous.

Bring up a walk of shame, Game of Thrones. And they're gonna show, they're gonna show her a walk of shame. I just respected her so much. It's just a big spoiler. I respect her so much for being naked like that. You wanted to contest, but there is a spoiler. It is a spoiler. It's one of the best scenes of all time.

Is it possible that she did like her scenes and then they had body double for days where they needed just like her back? My girl was saying she didn't have a hole. She told me she thinks it's her body, but you know when they show like everything? Yeah. They kind of mess up,

you can see she's wearing something over her, VJJ. Mm-hmm. I believe that she did this. I don't think it was a body double. What? The JJ. Yeah, she, I don't think she, I don't, I do not believe that this was a body double. I think she really screwed on chin and it took a lot of body look like it. It took a lot of balls for her to do this man. This is not easy. She's gorgeous though. Yeah, but it's it's all through your naked ass curve. It's on on look and see if it was a real body chain

What's her name? Lena If you have body dysmorphia like most of us that would be him that'd be hard to do Would you say would you take your clothes off of Game of Thrones? What's that? All I'm saying is that she was an older woman like that she's like in her 40s and that's hard for a woman in this dude I'll say this Game of Thrones or Yellowstone You say you show? I will go full cock out to be on your show.

Full thing with me. Oh, so she did. Yep, body double. I'm sorry. So she had a body double. My bad. So that's the one of the big tits. Okay, so she did it.

Wow. She got a body double. She got a body double. She doesn't mean her naked body wasn't also in there, right? I don't know, because it could be. Like, what if she had a body double for a second? Can I just say it's an actor, like when you do that, it's, it's, that's the body double change.

It's a big like money thing and it's a contract thing and it's hard to negotiate those deals and it's easier to get a body double. Negotiate a body double? Yeah, it's easier to do it with a body double because you're getting into like a lot of money when you do that. It just becomes a whole thing.

She's so pretty. It's uncomfortable for everybody. Oh, you know what else I watched over? I forgot to tell you that was fucking hilarious. Uh, was the guy, no, Deadpool. Great show. I know I'm late on all this. Super late.

I'm super late. You guys are two of them now, right? Fuck. I love the second one too. I gotta be honest. Wait, when did the first one come out? Hot second ago. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,. Yeah, he wrote it. He was out of people. He had it like, but I heard he had to go through some where he wrote it years ago.

He wrote like 10 years ago and Marvel's like, no, we're good. And then he did it himself. And then Marvel signed off on it. What, he made a trailer or something like that? He made a trailer, but he wrote the movie and tried to sell to Marvel and like, no, Deadpool's not gonna be a success.

Then he did himself. That's just funny. I gotta watch the second one. He's so talented. He's such a good actor. Oh, he's so good. Before Deadpool, that show. He's such a good actor. Oh, he's great. Before Deadpool, he was actually cast in the X-Men films as Deadpool, but they did a shitty version of it.

And he loves the comic book so much that he actually wanted to write his own movie. That's how he did it. Is that pretty close to the comic? Yeah, his version of Deadpool is very accurate. Yeah, it's like he's like a funny kind of witty guy. Yeah. Damn, that shit was there. If you remember Turok, the movie of Turok, version of Deadpool is very accurate. Yeah, it's like he's like a funny kind of witty guy. Yeah.

Damn, that's shit. If you remember Turok, a movie of Turok, you know that, because Turok, he was, it's like if you make Strasik Park and Tarsad. Really? Yes, sick. Sounds really bad. Bring us shit on the trip.

I'm a fine ass for a man. But we got a man dragon right here, so. Yes, there's a video game too. That's it Right the comic book Dude you want to show the video game never is terrible terrible. What's he? Oh, is he a dude fighting dinosaurs? Oh, I had that come Basically Conan is basically Conan. That's Mark Harley. That's a bite off a Conan in in dinosaur worlds. Yeah, that's Conan Dude that would be lit as fuck. No, no, he's Conan. Wait, this is a movie or just

The Conor is a comic book. I'm saying I can steal from Conan. He stole from Robert E Howard It's Conan. Well, no, he's Indian though, you know, yeah, but I mean, okay, he puts in feathers and he's saying you know You know this brand probably but you know caveman and dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time, right? Yes Yes, right? It's right in here knows this., no, it's free. Where's this come from? I'm just, I want that to be very clear. Oh, you just want to make that announcement. I just, I just, I, I don't know if you guys know,

but paleontology is one of Brennan's hobbies. It's just hobby. Cause you know, in movies and stuff, they have caveman with dinosaurs and shit. It was not one of them. I don't know if there's a movie like that, but I do appreciate where it is. There's a ton of them.

Might be. What? Might be not that though. There is. What movie? Definitely in Pixar. The minions, there's that caveman. That's a ton of them. Might be. Might be not that though. There is. What movie? Definitely in Pixar. The minions, there's that, that's right.

That's right. Minions. And that didn't, in those. But that's Pixar. No, after dying for 75 million years, that's before Man-Key, like, oh wow, they're a hot second. The hot second.

They never even saw the dinosaurs for a second. 65 million years. Dude, when we were watching Game of Thrones though and you realized how much damage those fucking dragons can do, it's like, God, I wish dragons were real. The dragons, they didn't even pop out yet. It's a little bit, you know, I think, I'd like to know how old the author of Fire and ISIS,

because that's a little bit like, oh, what happened to Europe after World War II. And like Germany looked like, Dresden looked like the surface of the moon. So like a lot of the stories. The whole thing in the past. So, for a guy like this, it the moon. So like a lot of the stories. Yeah, so for a guy like this at 72, he has a memory at least born in 48,

so three years after the war, you know, he would have been five, six, 10 when there were still ruins, when people were still, you could still see people, it was still part of being English. Oh, he's not even from England? I don't know. That's from Bay on New Jersey.

Fuck yeah. America. Oh, I thought to do. I thought I'm in the area. Well, you, but the the, it's based off of true story of families fighting in England though. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And he just added the dragons. Yep. But that age, you know, that, that's what happened in Europe. That's not an allundant in a lot of places. Just complete. Yeah, but it was like a dragon came in and burned it. Yeah. But there wasn't. Imagine if there's real dragons. So wait, hold on. What the heck is it to be talking?

What's the difference between a lord and a king? Because they can't say a lord. A lord would be a lord is under the king. A landed country. I know them. I'm a lord. A lord? You gotta call them, man.

Straight up, lord. I forgot. Call me fucking lord. Hey, hold on. Some guy bought a land in England. Well, I'm a lord, sir. I own land in England. Sir, I don't know if that's true, because you have to be a fucking lord. Sir, he has a suit too much. I swear to God, I'm a lord.. I own land. I don't know if that's true because you have a fucking Lord sir. He has a

September. I sort of got him a lord. Listen me right now. It's your official title Lord shock and that's what you're going to be. That's an internet horse. Hey, you referred me as Lord Brendan. I will not because you're not a fucking I'll rip out your yellow teeth. Listen to the fucking. I'll come at you right now. I'll slap you on the face. And I never did it to her in a risticate. I can't do that to a lord. If you're a landed aristocrat, a gentry owns land who has family that goes back owning land. Yeah, me.

You're a fucking... I can't even go to a land. There's a lady? Ladies and lords. Lord, okay? I'm gonna certificate it. You're an aristocrat and you don't piece a... She had a job?

You have a job where do you live off a stipend from your land or from your land. But our Lord is like higher powers. But King is higher. In England society, it was called the Great Chain of Being. So there was God, then the King, then the aristocracy. And the aristocracy, typically I believe those were the ladies and lords who owned land. And then there were the merchants, then there were the surfs, the people that kind of

worked the land and were allowed to live on land. Yeah, essentially. And then there was, that was pretty much it. And then there were the bid. That's how their society worked. Yeah. And you never ever, one of the things about England, is you've got to steam out of it.

Certificate of registration. Lord Brendan Shaw, this certificate in title of the sign is stipulated above to English title rights. The title rights of sign shall be Lord Brendan Shaw this certificate in titles the sign is stipulated above to English title rights The title rights assign shall be Lord Brendan Shaw the sign. This is not signers Lordship titles and duty Richard under the house of Peer Point Archer your basic and Lannister the name is firmly That says that and you're and you're gonna be my magic I don't believe that says that and you're and you're gonna be my midget. I'm not gonna be. No, you're medium. Nice midget. And by the way, that's the thing. Correct. Apparently, I'm a little

big. I'm a lord. And I say what goes, you're my small midget and you're witty. Wait, the thing was in a lord. Do I make you laugh? Do I am I called in to make you laugh? Yeah. So I gotta be called. Your gesture. I gotta be a gesture. No, you'll be my my right hand. You're the the Lord's hand. What do I have to do? Whatever I want Dude I All through out when I shit in the bed Stuff out you're gonna shit the bed dude

This is really filed in the restries fallen copyright with the lordship titles with all rights and privileges attended to He's fallen copper out with the lordship titles with all rights and privileges attended to all shinin lord God that's a fake Listen me you can't just own property England. Yeah, everybody owns a house. It's a lord. You got it. No, no you have to be my Family where your your my mom's my mom's You don't go where. No, it's a shroud. Oh, it's a shroud. You don't know where it's shrouded. I know where it's shrouded is.

It's just a what? What? You know what he asked you. Three ways become a Lord or Lady. Mary someone who is inherent to parts of land and gained the title through marriage. Thank you. Purchase the parcel land from the current owner

and have the title bestowed upon the land owner. That's what I got. Have the title bestowed upon the land owner. Let's send it to you. To the House of Commons. Who the fuck is this guy who had the title bestowed upon the land owner. That's what I got How the best of the house of comments? Who the fuck is this guy who had the title bestowed upon and what is it? Where's the land that you are? Lord, I'll probably call me Lord. I won't say Lord You're not a king dude. You're a Lord. I won't do it. Look at that I have the rupees of pay-brat my house, friend.

It makes me so mad. What is it? Look. I'm basically a Lannister. I'm a lord. Yeah, so you have to say my lord. And as the lord, I'm gonna summon you to the black wall. Why?

You're one of the black. I have family and stuff. I don't want to go to the black wall. I don't care, dude. When we're sacks, you're gonna defend the black. I don't I have family and stuff. I don't want to go to the black one I don't care dude. No more sex. You're gonna defend the Calabas as well How there's nothing to do. They're just kiosk and it's and I don't do well in the sun. Dude. I'm a lord pretty so it's the day for you mind me That yeah forgot about that. Yeah, or Ben Chabby old fuck Who's this? Mrs. Kyle?

Dude this Mrs. Kyle Dude Clearly John snows What do you have a white claw John still doing drink that is the bottom well you look like a bad vampire You look like a vampire. I'm not afraid of Who well the fuck is your cape to that is not john snowdoo no no oh

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Did anybody catch it? No, no, no. Did anybody at all? Even once that night go, Jon's not? There's a big, all I guess It's a very vampire vibe, right? It's like a weird game of phones, man

Because yeah, you put eyeliner on Or it's the one that the vampire is all Oh, yeah, you're like the vampire around and I want to suck you did Well the hairs was cracking be the fuck up, but wife so flamboyant with the white Like hey, it's got like a my chemical romance. Are you trying to be English in that? Is that how I know I was just trying to be an emotional guy? Let me ask you this can you do an English accent? Can you try?

Say something like this Lords and ladies dinner is served Lords and ladies dinner is served I'm more I'm more boss like inspired Lord's and ladies Lord's and ladies Lords and ladies Oh, that's pretty good.

Dinner is served. Dinner is served. That's pretty good. I like nights till I'm growing up. Sorry, I watched that but I could We're more loren's. No, that's how there very well. What's that? That was heat pleasure. Can you not do an English accent? Your mother is a new

I know I grew up with it. Try it. I can't. It's just not I will have let your mouth go. I can't. Hey look at me. No back to the back To the game draft. You know the shop. You give it a shot. No I love that you sent this cow What was was in one dress is any other Game of Thrones? That makes sense. You put you on, you're not on the... No, I can't do it. So there's no pull. You can give it a shot?

No, I promise it's not. It's so there's no where to go. Give it a shot. The kid is gonna touch you. The pull. Because it's too close. Not getting the pull, dude. I love pull.

I can't, the pull is not getting the pull. What does that call the pull? But you seem like a backpacking a little bit. No, but I don't know where we go from. I can't do it. Close up. I just say something English. I'm from England.

I'll give you a shot, too. No. Try this now. No. Let's try being aristocratic at the moment. Yeah, your Lord, your Lord, give me a shot. I say this. I am a Lord, hey, as your Lord, as your Lord,

and you're gonna kneel. No, shut the fuck up You're using violence to be right now dude. You the water's not that cold and I don't obey by your weird American rules I'm gonna hit you I'm a hit you. I'm a hit you. I'm gonna strike you said no. I will strike on Lord I'll have to do any of that how crazy. I'm a lord though. It's, no. I will strike you. No, I'm Lord, I don't have to do any of that. How crazy, I'm a Lord though. It's fucking real. You change the subject. No, it's not.

You're a Lord. If you're English Lord, at least play the part, dude. Yeah, you can do it. Yep, for sure. Here's the part. Say no, dude, kneel to your Lord. I'm gonna force you to kneel. I would never need to take you.

I'm gonna take your stupid head and I'm gonna force you to kneel, dude. I'll blow my neck and I'll fight you. That's fine, I'm gonna kick your knee Okay, you're gonna make him bend the knee Don't yeah, don't kick his knee down. He needs them. He needs them damn knees. I will the two on some your old Needs of 54 54 What did you say 50 something? 54

How dude how do you just Josh Thompson like for he says is 44? I don't know why say his older. He's 42 42 Yeah, you were that impressed. No, you're like oh, he's he's older. He's 42. He's 42. Yeah, you wear that in press. No, you're like, oh, he's 42. Yeah, he's 42. He's 42. He's a great looking guy. Very strong jaw.

You don't think he looks 42? I don't know, he's got great hair, but he's, I don't know. Okay, you went to my chicken hot spot last night. Yeah, last night. My sister Steven, I went to Al's because we were craving hot chicken, we were in the neighborhood. It's so fucking good. What I tell you it's so good The bun is great. The sauce is great. I did medium to start out because you were talking about how spicy it was

So I was like okay baseline. Let's go medium definitely could have done extra hot. That's really fucking good Did you see the sign for the like super super hot one? They have the LA hot where you have to sign a waiver like like Did everybody get medium? My sister I got medium and then Stevie got mild Stevie could handle the medium. Steven What's the point? I Had some season. Yeah, Steve this on romaine sweet potatoes chicken and some rice

Yeah, and you guys wait late at night. Could you text me late? Yeah, it does on romaine sweet potatoes chicken and some rice. Yeah, and you guys went late at night Could you text me late? Yeah, it was like 10 11 this Steve will Stevie step out of his bodybuilding diet Oh now that he's a dude on the road now that he's with me and then he lows with my sister and I absolutely Cuz you guys cook Because we just eat we eat like normal people. Yeah, so every now and then if he sees me eating something He feels like he's he's being left out so we'll take a bite or something. But that owls compared to howl and raise it's I mean it's up there. It's up there. I think I'm more likely to go to owls just because it's not as annoying to try to get. It's a cool vibe in there too right?

It's a cool vibe. Yeah. So special about the bun. It's all about the bun. It's just a good fucking soft brioche bun. Really? It's a really good bun. What's he what's he I know I like to do this. What's he, what's he, I know, I like to do this. What's he, what's Stevie up to right now, do you think? Right now, he is eating a bowl of sweet potatoes with avocado, maybe a fruit parfait, and then he's gonna go to the gym in like 30 minutes. I eat that every Thursday.

So me, my son, he gets, don't jutsu, it's right where he goes to jutsu. We walk from there, he gets ice cream and I get that. Oh, do you get ice cream from the place where I stood? Nice stuff like that. It's good ice cream. That's delicious. Brian, do you eat stuff like that?

Not a lot. You don't see my jumping jitter? I've been really, I've been really different. Lately I've been super weird about eating. Yeah. Like I just eat really clean and I don't even drink. Gay. Dude.

God. God. Dude. Gay. That's your, gay. Yeah, like I just eat really clean. I don't even drink Dude No, I'm your lord don't say it again. Let me do it. I'm gonna need you bend the knee and eat some fucking Vulnerable, so don't say it again. Let me just try all right I'm a daddy. Yeah, so what I do and don't I won't all right you can't say no because what I'll do is I I try to eat like I'll eat like some lean meat Dude, please I'm asking I'm trying to get my diet out man. It's my favorite thing in the world. It's so funny. I love stupid shit like that. My buddy for what I would do,

you'd be talking to the minute he were like, even like kind of getting a little personal, he would go, he'd go, shut out. It's so unhoxxious. But gazing is better. Gazing. It's such a hard-earned erupting stuff.

It's so hard. It's so good. I'm literally like, well, now I've been eating really clean. I just, I'm scared. I'm scared, but I'm dead. I just, you know, not a lot of fats. Just lean mates to some fats. Gay.

Like, girl, that's so bad, that's the thing. We're watching Gabe with Thornchuss. Oh, can I tell you about my mom? She's going on, she's like, she wanted to skip her. And she's about there, and she's like, oh, I don't want, and she's done this long story, and I'm, she's's like, are you listening? I go, no, I'm not And I went this is the stupidest story of her all day. I Did I'm trying to go stupid a story? I said in what in what world do you think I would care about your mom shopping

You can gift cards, dude and what were you know me? Oh, yeah Would you stop game of thrones? Season seven tell me this terrible I'm trying to read I'm trying to read it I'm like a hype scene to I go you stop game of thrones for this horrible story Yes, my girl. I'm trying to read her really good. I'm my girl. I'll start I got it You like to read you start telling me story Yeah, and I'm listen to story and then I remember in I'm trying to read her really good. I'm my girl, I'll start. I go there there.

She starts telling me the story. Yeah. And I'm listening to the story. And then I remember, I'm trying to listen, I don't know where it's going. Because she's saying, then there were the lake, and then we were on the lake. And I go, and I remember, because I'm not listening, but I remember a faint memory of when she started the story. I go, I think, as I'm trying to listen and not follow I go I think

She started this story with I had a dream And so I go a three four minutes in which is excruciating why I go wait Is this a fucking dream? And she goes yeah, I go never tell you about a dream you can you imagine if you told if you called me Today like dude last night I was dream now you'll stop stop stop. I don't care. We can barely talk about things that did happen Yeah, there better be a point to what did happen, right? You ever see that? That's what you said you got shot

Hey, fellas, how do you even girls tell wonderful stories? Nobody you raise a good You really oh no, you don't leave that How do you even girls tell wonderful stories? You know, is nobody like you raised a good food? Is you? Really? Oh no, you don't believe that. You know, you know, there's a king of fucking fucking with you and you don't even know Jimmy Burke? Oh, yeah.

Where my friend's wife has got, she's, I guess she had all these opinions he didn't agree with. Like, she was just talking about, I don't know, for the story, it was like, everybody should be wearing masks and it was just, he could tell everybody was getting annoyed. So he started going like this. He'd start, he'd go, ah, ah, Jimmy Burke do that lady with big tits on the train? I'm very sorry.

Oh man, it's because you're big stupid tits. No, that's because no, he would do it. He would do really weird things like that where the woman got off. She was just really nice woman and she's about to, she gets off the wrong floor and the elevator. She has a wrong floor and she gets back on and she goes, I don't know why I did that. Jimmy is the nicest guy in the world. He goes like this. He goes, I know exactly why. You do anything. It's because you're a goddamn

bitch. And she goes and she started laughing and he started laughing so fucking hard. It was such a ridiculous thing. Like, it was a mistake. It's not because you're a god, you're a god, because you're a god, fucking bitch, that's why.

Ah, fucking. He did this to his uncle. His uncle was a gangster. In fact, on page six after he died, I think it was Pete Veser, one of the famous journalists in New York said said the last tough guy in Brooklyn died today. And his name is Arty Burke and he was carried a blackjack. He was kind of a... He was like kind of the muscle for the Irish mob in, you know, toughjack.

Yeah, and there were legendary stories about him, legendary. In fact, was a mach... This Jimi's uncle? Yeah, anyway, he was a mocked. This is Jimi's uncle. Fought, fought. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, he was a real legend. And his own brother said to me, his own brother, Jimmy's dad said, bad guy, bad guy. Like a real, like a real gangster, bad guy, you know, at the end of the day. And, but he was a tough guy.

And he, his one time, his wife was singing. And she wasn't a good singer. He was a cabaret thing, like a little shitty cabaret thing. And, and he's probably paid for it. Right, he did. And his wife was like, ah, man, oh man, man, man, man, man.

And of course, there's a couple. There's a yuppie, good looking couple. And the guy starts talking to his wife. And he's like, anyway, what do you want to do? And so his uncle, who's been in his 70s at the time, goes like this, comes up and goes, hey, hey. So the guy goes, no, anyway, we'll go to the thing and so his uncle comes back and goes like,

Hey, short it. So that's what he would do. So he was, he wasn't a jokester. So Jimmy, Jimmy one day, we're all, everybody's just sitting around at dinner, and Jimmy starts going, so ask me a question. Ask me about if I've been going to Long Island lately. If you go to Long Island lately? Yeah, you know what?

I haven't been, I haven't been, because the train doesn't run the way I water. His sister's laughing so hard and he goes, and he asks him another quiet he goes like this he goes all right so what else you been doing he goes strul out of acting try and get some uh voice over work fuck his e-sham fuck his e-sham he's talking like that he's finally already just goes

hey listen you fucking fish mouth hey listen you fucking fish mouth I'll give you a shot in the jaw cut the shit right now I love the way he would fuck with people, man. That's because you're a big stupid bitch. That's because you're a goddamn fucking bitch. At least the lady had a fun time with it. You could have went a hard lap. You could have got canceled in the night. He would love when we go out. He would love the way the bar. He tells great stories.

Maybe at the bar, the bartender. You guys want a drink and you go, sweetheart, do you want something? Or he want my pad, I go, can the bar, get off my hand. Don't do that. And he just, sometimes he would tell him when I wasn't listening,

we lived together, we've been dating for a long time. Next thing I know, you know, fucking, you seem like such a, I didn't know you were a couple. I'm not a fan, I'm trying to make this girl up. Hey, Ken, you don, fucking you seem like such a I didn't know you were a couple. I'm not a fun time to screw up Hey, Kate, you don't tell bad stories. I don't tell many stories Yeah, I don't think I've ever heard you tell a bad story. I don't know. I don't really tell stories if I like I just think it's funny how like what tree style like women just don't tell bad Stevie doesn't really tell bad stories you get Stevie get Stevie to talk, you've got to get it out of him.

Well, like when I got really into the Winter Hill gang and all that shit, I would text him like bars and stuff that Whitey Bulge would be at. And Steve, like, yeah, it's cool. No, I know it's cool. Tell me if you've been there and give me the fucking details, dude. He knows you've got to get it out of him. Stevie knows, I mean, I remember one time,

we after our show, Stevie was like, and Boston, let's go to the restaurant. I'm a restaurant, and Stevie was kinda open it for us. Stevie was like, hey watch your pee and queues here. Like don't stare at him too much. I'm like, I'm just gonna for a steak, dude. I never got it when you walked in. You walked in.

There was all the good fellows right at a table here. Right when you walked in, they only- They still hang out. If you put them in a movie, their director would be like, it's, they're- To spot on. There was all the good fellas right at the table here. Right when you walk in, they only... They still hang out. If you put them in a movie, their director would be like, it's too spot on. Too spot on. It's exactly how you look.

It's too tough. Like good fellas, like we walk in and see, he was like, they're gonna meet the left, they own it, just don't stare at him, just we'll just go sit there. Just be cool, you know? And meanwhile, he's like, just be normal. They recognize you right away.

Yeah, right away. They're like, wait, so they all still hang out at these like, this far? Well, those, there's suits. Yeah. And it's Boston. So all still hang out at these like this far. Well, those suits. And it's Boston. So there's a whole, but it was funny when he walked in because they're not gonna notice me.

But guys like that will notice fighters. They'll notice UFC fighters. They're not gonna, they're not gonna, they're not gonna come and go, can I get your autograph for a picture? They're not gonna get that shit. I'm gonna give a fuck.

Yeah, how did he talk? The two guys have, the two types of dudes I've noticed that are never impressed with you the way other, like when you were fighting, other people like, okay, when you're fighting, like actual questions, it's seals, those special forces, and gangsters. Gangsters, and including that is motorcycle gangs.

They like it, but they're not going to picture it now. Like when I did shows in Indy, like all the Hell's Angels were there, I was like, oh fuck. And they were in line, in the VMP line, they're in the back, I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm like, oh, you want a picture in the air? I had their, Hell's Angels, like, no, we don't want pictures. I want to say what's up, man. Oh yeah, yeah, they're not, they're not,

they're not saying that. They're not looking at you. Classic line that I told before they go. We on the strip, join up the, up the way, man, the, the, the birds are sucking the boys off. If you and your brother want to stop by. What? What? The birds are sucking the boys off if you and your brother wanna stop by. What? The birds are sucking the boys off.

That was like, oh my God. Fucked at me. Let's just say I was one guy in that group. I don't know. I was like, you know, J.J. He's like, yeah, where's the address? I was like, we're not going there. I'm not hanging out with hells.

I'm sure it's a great time, but one thing out of line, man. I'd be terrified to kick it when people like that. Well, it's like that our friend who said, it's that I never forgot what he said. He goes, I said, what's it like? What do they like to hang out with? He goes, grizzly bears. Good guys, grizzly bears though.

Just understand that you're not a grizzly bear. So you're in, you're with grizzly bears. You can study grizzly bears, you can be around them. They might get used to you, but you're not a grizzly bear. So don't act like a hell's you can be around them, they might get used to you, but you're not a grizzly bear, so don't act like a hell's-a-age. Well, did you, you're gonna start thinking you are, it might be a guy from another chapter

who comes in that clubhouse and punches in the face. Well, did you ever, there's that book called Under and Alone, it's a fad who goes undercover and he gets so deep and being a hell's-a-age. So deep, he starts doing drugs with them, and even the government's like, dude, you're too involved. He started doing drugs, that's why everything got turned out. They had to pull them out of the,

well, they threw everything out because he actually did drugs and all this shit. I'm sure you get, I'm sure. But he was saying he was there and he brought a friend with him. And the hell, it was like, not the Hell's Angels, a different Biker gang, but they're like, Mixen, I guess they were like, a branch of the Hell's Angels. They went to a house party, and you know, there's girls it was like, not the Hell's Angels, a different biker gang, but they're like mixing. I guess they were like a branch of the Hell's Angels.

They went to a house party and you know, there's girls and stuff like, he's like, don't talk, don't take anybody's girl. Don't talk to the girls and don't get drunk. Do not get drunk at this party. Well, his friend gets black. I mean, fuck up. They start getting shots, get fucked up

and they just beat the shit out of him. They all just die. He was the, he was there. He was a sheep among grizzly bears and got like, got too comfortable. Yeah, you're not as fat as that. He's not as fat as that. It's funny.

I have a theory on that too, because one of the things is I think that the allure to that isn't just the freedom. It's the freedom, but also I bet it's the bond you make with other dudes in that world where you're always taking a risk in one way or another. Well, think about what they came from. So all those bike gangs started after Vietnam because they all came back and they didn't want to

get sunny barter. Yeah, they didn't belong. You think the sunning was in Vietnam and they didn't have the camaraderie and they didn't have like that that bond. So then this bike gang they got it there. So being in the trenches with your boys, then being the trenches here in America with all these biker gates. And that's a type of dude too. That's the same... Oh, it's a warrior. That's a warrior mentality. There are warriors in the world. Like I really love the idea that there are people who are warriors.

What is that prototype warrior magician lover that's like, they're artists in the world. And then there are warrior magician lover warrior, magician, lover, king. It's really true. Like, you are born into a certain type, there are certain archetypes that you are. And the idea that when, if you are, I'm a magician, I'm a comedian, I'm an artist, I'm a fucking jackass, I'm never gonna be a warrior, I've always wanted to be one.

You're not gonna be a lord either. No, I'm not a lord either. No, I'm not either, is he? Go to four male archetypes. It's a really interesting idea because, you know, warrior magician and lover. But in order to have magicians and lovers, you need the warriors to fight for those freedoms.

100% freedom. And to protect. And what does this say? You need warriors to protect the walls. And sometimes when you're a warrior, you don't have anywhere to put that warrior energy. So you find an outlet and it could be in a biker gang, it could be in the seals, it could be in the cage,

but it's a type of person, a type of man. It doesn't mean you don't suffer from fear. It doesn't mean you're not sensitive, it doesn't mean you're not a bad, a good guy. When it comes to being a warrior. It's just that you are, it's a different thing. It's a really interesting idea. I love the whole idea.

This is a book. It helps you, which somebody has showed me this when I was a young man. Because what, I remember a friend of mine who was a really intelligent woman said, stop trying to be a tough guy. Your masculinity comes from your humor. It doesn't come from you being a martial artist

or whatever you're trying to be. And it was a huge turning point in my life because You didn't listen, but yeah, I didn't listen. I didn't listen But I did though in a way I became a comic. Yeah, I mean, I'm still very tough and I'll keep you busy And we all know that my hands are heavy. When's the last time you you've been in a fight? I mean all the time dudes. I mean I've street fight you've never been in a fight. I street fight. You never been in a fight You never been in a fight. I have been and I have a short temper and I fought him a couple times in this I'm not talking about him. I'm talking about like a person. You don't know y'all had some beef and just boom. Yes No

I have Have you should I've heard his have you the my last five was about 15. It's so dark. When you're drinking, you're talking about that. Uh, no. Yeah, no. You're gonna be up in that. No, no, my last, like last time I actually like hit someone, I was 15 years old.

Now with everybody who has cameras on their phones, find the upside to any situation. You're gonna get sick. People just never really fucked with me though. People always thought like I was just like, that's what I didn't tell you. Doing backflips and drinking, who would? Yeah. You're gonna have to remember doing backflips. Yeah, like, I was just like, that's what I didn't tell you. Doing back flips and drinking, who would? Yeah, you're getting all the way back flips.

Yeah, I never think about, the only time I'm ever gonna get in the fight if somebody's fucking with somebody who can't defend themselves. You're a fucking, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so fucking my kid that, that would be, that's what I think about. Kyle, do people pick on you with a mustache and shit? No, I never got picked on because I was the comedic relief

for the entire high school. Normally, made everyone laugh and you don't really want to fuck with me He's an artist magician. Yeah, I weaseled my way out of stuff And you know I picked the the right crowds to run with that bigger kids in it Okay, he took my lunch money and then they would go get you know 50 bucks back from the bully and yeah I'd have lunch for my sons of magician my sons like I got my energy He's funny the kids love him and he's just funny and silly and he's just Skinny and tall and just bababa and he doesn't like violence like I he's

This is this different funny fun. I would always get hurt. I try to play football. It's a disaster for me I was like I could hit by dudes like you I was like I can't do that was it made for the only thing I quit Yeah, I just can't do football. Yeah, but it's two I would it would be cold in New England These guys were all too big. I just wasn't built it football. Yeah, but it's too I would it would be cold in New England. These guys were all too big I just wasn't built for it right, but my son has a friend and he's our neighbor and he is a fucking tank And when I tell you it doesn't feel pain or temperature like he just jumps and he's just not cold He doesn't everything is just rough and he just only feels good grabbing and throwing you around and the mothers Hold is the kid 10, but he's just a natural tough guy.

He serves. Yeah, a boy's boy. Yeah, a boy's boy. Like just only in the sports and everything else. And his mother, sorry, not his mother, but the other mothers were talking about how he's a terror and he needs to be. He's rough.

And he needs to be scolded and they're trying to tell him and I said, guys, their kids are pussy. He's a warrior. That's his natural energy. You need. He's on a bad kid. Yeah, you have to take that energy and put it a warrior. That's his natural energy. You need he's on a bad You have to yeah, you have to take that energy and put it. That's what it is Yeah, you got it You got to put it in the right place, but don't scold it out of him. Yeah, it's good

You were in an unhealthy way. What do you you a warrior? Yeah, the Christian was scrappy. Yeah, you little scrappy one Yeah, you get it fight the last fight I've been in like a week ago Well, like someone I didn't know really, like, I've like, I'll get in fights with my brothers all the time, but the last hit you were like a frying pan or something? He looks, no, he's a puncher, and I went to block it with the frying pan, he punched the frying pan and it fucked my face up.

Things are really sharp, but the last fight I think I got into was senior year of high school. Like, so I had four years ago. Yeah, I'd be for the guy that he had pulled up to his house with his friends I had my friends there got into a huge brawl. It's a blessed story. Yeah, it was it was wild It was like the weirdest thing. Yeah, they actually did they had leather jackets on They came out snapping like one of them had like the little switchblade Yeah, I was like I know I know what was going on. Yeah, who fights these days I think I can't get it.

I can't get it. Well, I think it's where I choose in my fucking, in my platoon or in my foxhole any day, that motherfucker right there. Oh, chin. Chin, chin, chin, chin your warrior. Chin 100%.

100%. If you had, if you came playing the whole time in the hole, you could play him, but if it came down, if you changed one thing in the hole, he's like, oh, yeah, he's very, that's way out of place. Complain but if it came down or you if you change one thing in the hole That precision works in military So if you're like if you had like fight another group of people to the death and you threw a gun can live off Cantuna, so that's good

I can't you'd be you'd be shit in here all the time. I'm cheese. You like sardines and You'd have the guns you'd have the guns and all those knives me too. You'd carry all the shit right? I'm a lord You're gonna bend the fucking Bring back up Lord I have one lord lord do you have one of these? You can show me that bullshit But I'm gonna change that I'm a right initial document look at the stamp of a brewable. I'm taking a sharpie I'm a lamester. No taking a sharpie. I'm a scratch that out and I'm gonna write Pacnull That's legit.

Get that shit out of here, jerk. Get that shit out. Look at the seal. Look at the top seal. What a funny shit that is. What did he call it again? It's not even, it's not even in pixel, like, what a shitty seal. You have the crest at home.

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Now this is, that's probably season five for you. Season five? You're my reek. What's a reek? You're reek. This is motherfucker. You're reek. It's low on the earth, huh?

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come get your tickets. BrianCowell.com or tfadkz.com. Ontario. That's the name of our website. What's the website? What is it? What is it? It changed so much, I don't even know anymore.

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I always put on me We can't even put a new year the one that asked for this to be on there You know, it's great that I've seen this be I'm kind of confused about this. I've seen it. So she, you know, she signed up for the Olympics and then when it came go time, she didn't do well and then she pulled herself out of it and cited it for mental health. So is she out of the entire Olympics that she's still competing in individuals

or does she just pull out of the Olympics? She pulled herself out. It started with the team one then she pulled herself out of the other one recently. So she's not gonna compete at all. I don't think so. Wait, I thought it had something to do with. Oh, because I heard a lot of weird things pop off yesterday because she announced that she was gonna take a step back and then progressively as the day went on. It seemed like she was pulling out of more things. Here's my thing with the mental health stuff. It's like It's almost become weaponized where now we're allowed to critique any of this because the well-hermental space

Cool, you will you took somebody's position to get on that team in the Olympics Somebody who tried very hard and didn't make it and you took their position because you're the goat of gymnastics And that's fine and now you're representing the United States since once every four years So when you're there, you gotta be professional, and I don't give a fuck, what's going on? Mental health issues, parent died, whatever's going on, as a professional, we require you as a professional to put all that to the side and bring home a gold medal.

It's once every four years. Professionals, no matter what's going on, with professional comedian, athlete, I'm sure there's time to Kobe Bryant, I feel like playing basketball, but he has a contract, he has teammates that rely on him and he got a perform. I'm sure he was in the right headspace all year, but he's still performed. And now we've weaponized mental illness where we can't say anything. Well, she don't feel like doing it. So let's give her a break. It's the Olympics. This is the highest level of gymnastics. My only thing is if we might find out it's something where we go, oh, fuck, you know, bigger than that.

It's her brother still. I feel like they keep using it like that as like a thing to just, oh, it's mental. Have you seen? I can't, we can't see. She gets done with it and she goes, I just don't want to be here. I don't want to be here. I don't feel like doing this. I don't want to be here. It's like, okay, that's fine, but you have teammate to rely on you.

Now they want to be a whole part of the support in some of those decisions. I applaud her bravery. We throw these words around a lot. But to me, to me, this isn't brave. To me, she's not performing. She didn't show up for the Olympics, and now we can't criticize her for pulling out.

We just gotta go, okay, she didn't feel like doing it. Well, I think we're talking about professional sports. So Tom Brady gets super ball, and the entire organization is relying on him, he goes, guys, I'm not gonna play today. Put the backup in. I don't feel like doing it. So just gotta go, okay.

It creates an excuse you can't fuck with, which would be I'm having mental health issues. And that you could use for anything. I think it's a case she just doesn't want to be there. And there's no crowd. And surprise shitty circumstance. She's like, this sucks, man. I don't feel like being here.

Okay, but this is once every four years. You know what he is? I'm surprised. Did you just say that? That who's so used to training and accomplishing and is that good She might be over it. He's where this is what four Olympics fifth Olympics. I'm shit like yeah, I don't think it's that That many she's been going for a minute How old is she now hold is she is currently 24? Yeah, so she's probably been the Olympics since she was 16

It's how that's how old she started How many times 30 Olympic and World Championship medals? No, what was the most decorated American gymnast of all time? Four four times. So I mean that's that's a lot of time. Olympic gold medals. I don't think she's been as she's been in four Olympics, so she started when she was 12. Oh the four-time Olympic gold. Oh, yeah. She's the go-and-go. She's the go-and-go. Yeah. Wow. I just think, yeah, maybe she's over it,

maybe she is having, she had a nervous breakdown. That happens. That happens. You know, that happens. I don't, what is going on with her brother? There was a big story about her brother getting into some trouble recently. Yeah.

I don't remember, yeah, it was something. It was a serious case. Very serious. Oh, shit. I mean, I don't know, man. I don't know where I don't know what she's going through. But I do think that it's worth talking about when you pull out for mental health reasons and we say automatically that's brave, we could say that with anybody at any time who does this. So this is my only thing. When certain things are untouchable My only thing is when your teams relying on you like in your profession if this is a

Normal run-in-the-mill competition. She's like I just don't go to a tape. Yeah fine once every four years You don't have the mental capacity to push whatever you're dealing with the side and perform for your country. Yeah It's very strange, especially for her. Do you talk about the goat? Yeah. I wonder if there's, there's got to be more to the story. Right. I feel like that.

I feel like they're going to documentary three, eight years from now. We're going to be like, oh, fuck. That's what she said. No, she just said, I don't feel like being here. And then she said, I don't want to keep doing this and then really injure myself because I'm not focused. That's what she said. She said, I don't want to keep doing this and then really injure myself because I'm not focused.

That's what she said. Or PR probably could have helped her say that, her publicist or whatever. No, I do it. I'm telling you, she gets off the stand. She doesn't do well. And the coach comes up and she goes, I just don't want to be here. Damn. Let me see this.

This was it. No, that's still on 18. It's weird because of her prior achievements, right? Like she's the goat. She's the goat. She's the best to ever do it. Dude, they had to make a skill illegal. Yeah, they had to make something illegal

because no other girl could do it. But my only thing is at this level, like how much leeway do we give people? So again, if Tom Brady gets a super rush here and then goes, guys, I'm just on the right headspace. We just gotta be like, okay, cool. But she can peed when she's 28. She could.

You could if you qualify by I think the four year span. Four year span. Is it really? She's like one of the greatest of all time. There's a cut off. Damn, really? Can I see that?

A 44 year old female? Fuck. And all the girls got picked up. That was like a couple of limpic. So technically she could qualify. That's all done. Damn, really? Can I see that? A 44 year old female? Fuck! And all the girls got picked up. That was like a couple of limpic. So technically she could, so technically she could. If you qualify, there's no age limit. If you qualify. There's just an age minimum.

46, 46. 46. Final, age, limpics. Well, she hasn't grown much. Good God. It's gotta be hard in your body. Oh, dude. All that Tom Link shit is insane.

I mean, right? On the body? I mean, that's an intense human being. This could have been just for a sec. They're all so tidy. Yeah. Tom Link stuns your growth. Well, she looks like Kyle in that fucking job zone.

She dies. I don't want to. The third picture. How about being 46 and doing that stuff though? Yeah. That's interesting. I mean, if your body can still handle it, that's fucking amazing, because that should not feel good.

Would you have to do some stuff for that? I don't know. I don't know if you could. How do you say that? You don't wanna be big for, I don't think. I don't know if you could. How do you say? Because you don't want to be, I don't think you want to be big for, she, I don't think she, she's, she's meddled though. I have to defer. That's incredible dude.

That is just fucking incredible. Hmm. Yes, that's Simone Biles could easily perform when she's 28 and 32. I don't think she wants to do it. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, I want to do this one. She's 24. And she's just done. Mm. And she's, I'm doing it for so long. You know, when you were she's, I'm gonna do this one. She's 24. And she's just done.

And she's doing it for so long. You know, when you're a whole live, I was watching that document around Naomi Osaka. She's number two tennis player in the world. Yeah. And like, you, I love tennis. So I've always said, I'd love to be a pro tennis player. It just seems so amazing. Well, okay, when you're, you've been playing since you were three and you spend literally eight hours a day on the court sometimes. Six hours. Like all you're doing is tennis all the time. Makes 80 million dollars. I understand. But I can understand how people get burnt out. I can understand how people have to do it.

I just don't want to do anything. Injuries and all that. Yeah, that's fine. Then don't go get a regular job. Let me know how that goes. Right. Get a regular job. Don't go to the Olympics and represent our country. Yeah. And then back out on your team. That's why I only feel like the teams depend on you. They got silver for the first time what? I'm glad you're out here. I hear what you're saying in a vacuum. I just think she also may have a very good excuse.

Or she just can't do it mentally. Maybe she had a breakdown. Maybe she had a real breakdown. I don't know. I mean, not everybody can handle that. I mean, but that's a professional, you're held a real breakdown. Not yet. Not everybody can handle that. I mean, but that's a professional, you're held a different standard. And we're not talking about a regular competition.

You're talking about the Olympics, the crem-dele-crem-of-all-the-world, everybody competes there. You took another girl's spot to get on that team. That girl's like, well, fuck, man, I would have been down to do this. Yeah. I don't know what to say about it. It's tricky.

I just don't. And you're really not allowed to even criticize it. I'm not criticizing it. She's the best of all time. I'm just saying a little bit, but I understand. It's tough because the Olympics. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think a better way to say is that if you're doing this,

I would hope you have a very good excuse. That's a better way to say is that if you're doing this I would hope you have a very good excuse That's a better way to say it man. Yeah, okay. Yeah, like if you're doing this Then I hope you have a fucking really good excuse because if it's just I don't feel like you know, yeah, then that's that's that's not great or if she's like mentally I'm worn out. It's like hey, okay But it's the Olympics you represent the United States so this sounds like a personal issue and you're a Professional you make millions dollars a year represent, you know women's gymnastics. Yeah Now if it's amateur are you cool miss it? I don't go fuck

But you're talking about the highest level competition like there's there's fighters who don't feel like fighting that night There's there's NFL players. who don't feel like fighting that night. There's NFL players who don't feel like throwing the football, but you're getting paid a lot of money. There's a lot of people depending on you. You're a professional for a reason. Yeah, I agree. Is there a punishment for Miss... Yeah, you don't get a little big metal chin. chin. Yeah, she's like, I can get a medal. Yeah. I mean, I don't know what to get in due to her. She's the face of the gymnastics, but they probably won't do much to her because they sent the mental help. They can't. It's too dicey of a topic. If you say, you know, mental illness is it's just...

The only thing I'd say about this that I felt weird is like she mentioned that she didn't think she's gonna do well, so she left. And then she also said of the mental thing, but she wasn't performing well. Yes, she was not so I should lie. And they said even in her warm-up, she wasn't doing good.

And then so she did exactly in the warm-up was she did when it counted. And she was like, I don't want to be here. That's the thing that kind of bothers me. Everyone's like, what the fuck? Because imagine you're like, I think of like my own self if I'm doing a show. And the last minute my guitarist

released singer Bales, right? And there's all these fans that are there to see you. You messed it up for everybody. I mean, I've never in my... That's why they all use my silver. And she's like, well've never in my, that's why they all get silver. I've been doing it. Well, these girls just, you know, they should be happy. They got silver. It's a gippa. We're supposed to get gold.

Cause you're the best player on the team and we're a team. So if you do well, we all get gold. In my 26 years of being on, you know, stage or film or TV, I've never once in, never missed a performance, even when I was really sick, even when I was, same. Never, ever. Dude, what I, never, never. Dude, what even when I was really sick even when I was Same dude when I never ever do when I I miss a podcast. Yeah, I've never missed a podcast in eight years dude. It's amazing. Dude. Fuck you Rinds out the half the

We're not when I went to compete for the world title. Mm-hmm. That was when I found out about my brother dying Yeah, I didn't know your brother dying. Yeah, I did 2013 But yeah, that was when I heard your fear You grew up with your brother. I don't know anything about him. You don't know anything about me. No, no Lord you so clearly didn't listen to the podcast while you're on break. Yeah, did not Yeah, interesting, but I mean, I did not you know like So did you pull out? No, I competed. It was the World Championships. It was the World Championships. But there was a lot to it that I thought about.

It was like, okay, I can't go home and do anything. What am I gonna do at home? Yeah. If I fly back home, he's already gone. So I was just like, why don't I just fucking go out with a bang? Do your job. And it was just the fact that like,

you know, another thing to it was like, you know, my brother was the only person in my family that ever saw me compete. Yeah. So it was just like, it just made sense to do. You would have wanted to have that. And yeah, of course, he would have totally wore. You were older brother or younger brother.

Older brother, we were two years apart. But like, it would have made, you know, total sense for me to like, I don't feel bad about like doing the competition and like, you know, plus sense for me to like, I don't feel bad about doing the competition. And plus my whole team was great to me the whole time. And we took goal. And they're probably counting on you. They're probably counting on you too.

If you're not there, there's a lot of team. And what's crazy is my coaches were like, we'll get you the first flight out of here. We'll get you the first flight out of here, You know, we'll get you the first flight out of here, you know, back home, like as soon as I found out about it. And I was like, no. Yeah, I'm a compete, you know. What else you get, Jim?

I mean, Kat, you're around mental illness and like depression stuff. What do you have to, I mean, you probably have a different perspective. I feel like every time I've had to do something, I just kind of block shit out. I've numb myself for a long time, so as long as I get the job done,

I do have my emotions later. But then that's not good for me. Some people handle the different. Yeah, different people just handle pressure. House of things, and that's different. I shoot you if you have an out, and you can get out, sometimes that's a very tempting thing. A lot of people just don't have the option

of going anywhere. Yeah, but I mean for me, there was just something about just doing the competition. Sure. I felt more power in that. You guys were close? Yeah. You know, Kyrie Irving took like a week or two off

this season for mental health issues. Wow. He says, you just need a break. The Brooklyn Neth are like, all right, okay, we get that, but they couldn't say yeah, yeah, they actually a mental break from my mental health Like okay, but we're paying you a hundred forty million dollars So the other one of some athletes in the past have always done that where they were like I don't know my my knee It's just killing me. I don't know if you can fake an injury.

So people just need to take breaks, I guess. I don't know. Hey, Jordan, play with food, boys in here. Jordan's a whole different person. Jordan's a whole different person. So the rumor has just hung over. That kind of everything, it's different, right? Did he bail during the game or did he talk to people

like, I can't play each other? He didn't talk to him, but he just was like I'm not showing up. So he just didn't go to a game. Yeah, and then he wouldn't do any press or anything. He just stayed in his house and like, what the fuck's going on? I started saying I need a mental break. Sounds like yeah. And they're like, okay, you also think the world's flat. Listen, we paid you $70 million. Like, here's the other thing. If it's a one on one

sport, cool dude, you're're gonna suffer from it take the break when it's a team sport and you're the captain of the team You got to put the team first you got to perform and we're paying you a shit on a money to perform You're professional. That's the difference between professional amateurs amateurs can have those days off as a professional You cannot it's like being an actor a director and there are millions of dollars on the line. You cannot show up. You cannot not show up. You can't. The whole production is built around you.

So if you're an actor, I'll tell you, you see this. Some actors, you can never do it as a director because they stop and they put, if you're an actor and you're a star and you say I'm having mental exhaustion or whatever I can't do this anymore. And this is history, there's a lot of examples of this. It's all good. Okay, we'll put this on hold for how long? A week, two weeks? Good. Okay, we're gonna eat, we're gonna eat how much? About a million, five million dollars, 10 million dollars. Okay. The minute that movie doesn't do well. Oh, you're screwed. Oh, you're so fucked. Oh, you're in movie jail and you might not get out of it.

But think if you're the next head coach of the Olympics and Simone Biles goes, oh, I want to be on the team, are you gonna, you're gonna go, are we gonna get to the finals and she needs another break? Like, you know, what do you do? Do you, do you? Now, you're always on H. Shalsnower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't believe she's on liability now. Yeah, like, you know, what do you do? You're always on H. Shalsnower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like it's your liability, no. Yeah, like so. Now, her team, they do compete as a team too in the Olympics. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. You're about teams banking on you. It's a whole team sport.

Like how you do and score points goes into the team total. It says they were cool with it. They have to. They say she's brave. What else are they gonna say? You have to be cool. Like bitch.

She's a crap. I guarantee those girls got in the back right. We're fucking struggling too, man. We've been doing all our fucking lives and now we're here for the gold and you're out. I guess when you're that good, you know. Yep. How old is she?

24. She's undeniably good. She's the best of all time. But yeah. That's why it's a big deal. Yeah, I don't know Hopefully she's okay though. Yeah So Kanye West is currently working on his newest album which is named after his mother is called Donda and While he's finishing up this project. He's actually living in the Mercedes-Benz stadium Atlanta. And this is a photo of his room. I don't know why he chose to live in the stadium.

I know. And there's pictures of him popping up at events just randomly. Yeah, he is like the mask. On the mask and the red. This is that. That's probably the obvious. Is that what he's wearing? Yeah.

This is at a basketball game, I think. That's so interesting. Yeah, kid being like, oh, that's Kanye West. You don't stand out at all. But actually, I wouldn't recognize him there, but I guess he's got to wear that. But that's, is that, is that, does that think I'm with a siren?

This guy's in his own work. It's weird, because he did of like the album release party. Yeah. I played it for everybody, and then we thought he was going to come out, and then now it's not coming in. I guess he wanted to do, like, just little tweaks to it before releasing it, but- It's supposed to be his best work yet. Yeah, a lot of people who went to the album party said

this is like you can't make. Didn't David Lucas still? Yeah, David Lucas, you see that, the thing where the guy snuck in to the release party as a photographer? What happened? Nothing, he just snuck his way and he Photoshopped the badge. Yeah, the badge of what.

He did it. He gets into everywhere doing that. Oh, he does it a lot. Yeah, he does it all the time. Oh, shit. That's some shit Stevie would do. Yeah. That's insane.

So we're the worst stocking over your head like that. He's done it for a while. His Jesus tour, he did that too. Oh this guy, yeah. They're just sneaking into the Kanye West. Don't know how I'm listening already. Didn't care we have enough time today to photoshop the financial. And it's snagged a photo of our financials. So I'm walking back to the car to photoshop it.

The photo I got wasn't good enough to use as a source. So I had to make it from scratch. The pictures from the t-shirt that they sold at the merch booth. Took a picture from Twitter. Printed it out, chopped it up. Stuck it from scratch. The pictures from the T-shirt that they sold at the merch booth took a picture from Twitter. Renewed it out, chopped it up, stuck it on me. Stop! Got it on me.

From here on out, it's just confidence in moving quickly so they don't get a good look at the pass. You're just making one. Thank you, I appreciate it. Like a charm, baby. There are a few more gates to get through to get to the stage, but I didn't record those, so sorry, but I ended up right on the floor I also had my professional cameras on me so security wouldn't think twice

So I figured why not try to get as close as I possibly could as you can see it got pretty close I actually had better see thinking for that. Yeah Here's some of the pictures I took I think they turned out pretty okay He's a good photographer If you want to see more stuff like this. That's amazing. He did the whole concert in a nylon stocking. He's so unique though.

That's a midget. That's a midget. That's a midget. That's a midget. What else you got, Jim? So randomly on deck shopbirds, podcasts, Mule Kunis and Ashton Kutcher said that they don't really bathe their kids unless they see dirt on them and that they themselves don't really bathe either.

And it's taken a little out of context because they say that they bathe, they don't bathe every day, but what the big thing is they don't like using soap to get rid of their natural body oils very often. So they'll hop in the shower every now and then and just kind of rents off. But, uh, Astrid and, uh, Mela did say they wash their face every day. Yeah. They'd be like to wash their face. And then, uh, he also says that he'll wash his armpits and his drunk. Interesting. But Mela Kunis is from Russia. And she said that she didn't have hot water growing up. So this isn't like a weird thing for her to not shower every day. With the kid stuff, it's very special for they go're going to school like you always see the dirty kid in school

I'm like damn come on man. Hmm. Babies you don't want to wash all the time because their skin is so sensitive So you want to share them like twice a week. Oh, cuz their skin's so sensitive. I don't know that yeah, you don't want to do that So are they getting shit for this? Yeah, a lot of people are calling them dirty basic waste. What? Yeah, they're not fucking dirty. I mean, they're probably hard. They probably are a little dirty. They're just not hippy-dippy family.

I guess. What else do you get? Okay, so this man and his wife left their apartment where their two twin babies were in the home with the grandma as well as the father's niece. When they came back, they found out that their apartment unit was actually on fire. And so the grandmother and the niece were outside the house and they said they didn't have time to go get the girls and the house was already ablaze. So the dad ran inside. He couldn't see like his hand in front of him because the smoke was so bad, but he knew the, um, was it kind of like the landscape of his home. So he ran just based off of memory to the girls room, grabbed them, walked out and he suffered severe burns.

The girls had some burns, but they're going to be fine. The man who is asking for donations to help with his medical bills as well as refurnishing a new home it is currently past two hundred thousand dollars God bless the man Jesus Christ fuck fuck yeah they're gonna be okay yeah they're gonna be okay everyone's gonna be okay luckily fuck all that little buddy fire and skin don't go well. That's terrible. Okay. Thank you. So the baby.

Tim did not want to say that. He did some rants on his one of his concerts and it sounded like it was pretty homophobic. Let me see if I could actually. Let me see if I could actually. I said if you don't get AIDS put a cell phone lighter up. I said if you ain't suck dick in the parking lot put your cell phone lights up. All the lights went up, gear straight. Because even my gay fans don't got fucking AIDS, stupid ass blah blah blah. They don't got AIDS my gay fans

They take care of themselves. They got no nasty gay See what I'm saying. This is him explaining why he said it But if you actually watch the original video he sounds, you know fairly homophobic. I mean, hold on. It's just a clumsy wave. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house.

You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. You didn't show up with the empty doing a health service in the house. Who's this hype man, let's be real about this shit now. I know. So at the very end he says I'm just keeping it real. So it sounds like he is kind of homophobic.

But I don't know, I feel like he was going out a lot of things. Like, it's seriously sound, it sounds like a fucking health announcement. Like don't be sucking dicks and parking lot. Yeah, that's what he's saying. That's what it sounds like. And then the ladies, if you put some like, the LBGQT community coming after them. Yeah, and even some of that girl,

that really hot girl, Doolipa. Yeah, because they have to jump on the, they're everybody's, she performed with them. She performed with them before. You gotta gang up. Cause it gives you a social capital. The weird thing on this too is, a lot of people thought it was aimed at Lona's ex because

he released a music video recently that was like him and a bunch of like naked dancers dancing in a prison scene and it made a bunch of outrage online and Debebe came out and said this which is weird because he was on one of Lona's ex's records as he was coming up. So it's just like a weird day. Yeah. I don't know. This is you also brought Tori lanes out after Megan the Sailing performed and Tori lanes is being indicted for a shoot in Megan the Sailing in their foot. So she pissed. Yeah. Because they all they were also best friend like they had songs together the baby and Megan and then he uh Tory was in a costume on sage and then right after she performed he's like

I'll give a fan I'll give anyone a million dollars if they can guess who that is and he took the mask off and it was Tory Lane's. Wait so so uh Tory Lane shot Megan's style. Allegedly. Allegedly yeah. Just, by accent, we don't know. But I don't know, it was both feet, so it's like weird. Yeah, it's a weird thing. That's a fart, yeah. That hurt. We're just family. Good dish, good dish.

We're in a car. You like car, just good dish, good dish. How do you make a gun sound? Good dish, good dish. Good. Oh, good dish. Shhh. What are you doing? So it's the baby, the baby I'm gonna be shh shh shh shh.

So it's the baby, I'm sure, especially his audience. There's not doing much to do. No, and also look at the very, very last thing he says here. This isn't explaining why I said it, but he goes, if they a fan of me, they're gonna, they going for some big dog shit. We ain't just going for nothing. Even my gay fans have stemmed.

I don't always talk about this, right? I don't know what you're saying. But when you say even your gay fans got standards, you're not looking at it as peers, right? It kind of like a little bit lower than I'm sure. I don't know if he's a linguist. I feel like there's so much to, I guess too much to look at.

Yeah, and it was impossible to understand when you didn't get explained it too. So, okay. Moving on. So there's a South Korean network called NBC. It's like one of the bigger broadcasting networks in Korea. And I guess during the time they were looking at all the people coming out during the opening ceremony,

the different countries, they would put stuff that you normally wouldn't think you would do if you're trying to like, make a country look good. So they actually put pizza for Italy, like on the screen, when they came out, they put Dracula for Romania. What?

Okay, there's a bunch of stuff here too. Why? When they talked about the Marshall Islands, they They captured it once a nuclear test site, which it was It's fine Why they do this? It's a bit sad. Are you trying to be like, it's almost kind of like, yeah. But then when it comes to when it comes to Korea, I think they did something really nice.

Sam and so I, it's something to make a country look good, but this is more like stereotypical stuff that you would hear about other countries. These Dracula, or Romania. Look, in this world, you can't do anything that's not considered racist

or outrageous, yeah. So, as long as you keep bowing to the Twitter noise, we're always gonna be living in this insanity. So, I mean, I don't think this is insane. I think this kind of like, you should probably do your homework on that area. Yeah, it's probably lazy. It's a little lazy, you know.

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Yeah. I mean, she probably big fans of Slipknot. Does one of the founding members of Slipknot? What happened? He passed away. We don't know. He said you died in a sleep. He died in a sleep.

Yeah. That's monkey from corn. We don't know what a thrum. Not yet. No, not yet. Watch that love island that that suicide This like that girl that Sophie girl I say was 30 she killed herself, too Oh really? Yeah, I was like wait what? Sophie from there's been two suicides and contestants and that and that main woman

I can't believe that for it is cuz of the media right? Well, they're the fucking British taboo UK the relentless yeah her She was my favorite. What? Yeah, dude. Gorgeous. She died. She just, she was gorgeous.

Hunger-soft. Gorgeous. That's terrible. Hunger-soft. Hunger-soft, yeah. Fuck. Fuck. But they don't think that's lipped on, guys.

That's suicide, right? You just died in suicide. No, it's dying to sleep on. I think it was around it. Man, if you're thinking about the Idaq, I dated not suicide, right? You just died in the sleep. No, it's dying to sleep. I think he was around it as family move. Man, if you're thinking about that, I had a, I did it, somebody who did that to herself and fucking, I always wonder, I don't know what I'm talking about this, but I remember, I remember she did something really weird,

we went on a date and she did something fucking weird and I was like, and I won't say what it was, but it made no sense. And I was like, huh? And I wish I had kind of said to her, what's wrong? Because. So is it going to talk to somebody about this? I know.

I'm pretty not here at home. No, but it was weird. It was like, how is such a session? We had a mutual friend. She was like, she has herself. And I was like, oh, OK, cool. Well, why don't we edit that part out? I'll tell you the story afterwards.

Or not. We talked to a profession. I mean, it's good that people hear this sometimes, do you know? No, it's true. Like if you're having a crisis, man, talk to some of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's try it. Little shit, dude. This just made headlines for some reason. Joe, Joe Rogan taking its 20 minute ice bath. And then men's health is saying, yeah, men's health is saying you're probably shouldn't. It's too long. I don't know anything about ice. Why is Rogan doing this? That's sore.

I think he got a new bath, ice bath. He filmed it for 20 minutes. Yeah. You know why Joe Rogan did that? Because he's the most extreme person in the world. Just got done working out. I'm going to try the ice bath. And I'm going to do it for 20.

Hopefully I can get more times. He looks crazy. Yeah. Nice. He's breathing. I'm worried about his face. More times he looks crazy. Yeah I'm worried about his face That's a big head I mean cuz he's like you know His head's big is you have a 20 minutes?

Yeah, I'm supposed to do that for 20 minutes. It's a long time to be that Why is that for 25? I don't know There's 18. Why is he breathing like that? I mean imagine beating their dog on Okay, I think it's fine. I can't. He's good for you dude. I think he's fine. I can't move. That's good for you. Okay. I don't know if that was smart. So I just did 20 minutes. And one of the reasons why I did 20 minutes is Jock Oatsenth

me a video of his son doing 20 minutes. So I'm like, well, I guess possible Who um I think the big thing Is Because once I did that it was way more tolerable No, my whole body is just fucking freezing Why is he doing this to himself? He's wondering what you could do it.

Jesus. Didn't you say Brennan that if you're there for a few minutes, you just don't feel anything? Yeah, your body goes numb. Yeah, your body goes numb. But I don't know what happens to that. 20, 10 minutes. How low are you supposed to be in there? Like 10.

10. Depending on how cold it is. 10 sounds crazy already, too. If you're out for a long time, you're out. If you're not out for a long time, you're out for a long time. Yeah, I don't know why you did that. Because he's competitive and Chaco's son did it. So fine man.

This is just to update on the stuff that we're talking about before the cop. This is the same cop we're talking about, right? That pulled something in person. They were saying that he threw something in there. Yeah, I mean, so I thought he took it from the front scene and put it in the back, but actually took it out of the guy's pocket

and then threw it in the back. And he even told them like, there's nothing in it. So why are you like freaking out? There's no drugs? No, it was a drug. It was just an empty packet. Oh, weird.

Oh, so the guy was just trying to be, trying to make a viral video. Yeah, yeah. Like accusing the cop of actually putting stuff in there. But they didn't arrest them for drugs, right? Not for drugs. So he's recording the cop right now as you can tell. Fast break.

Taxi green, you're good at stretching. Bissie belt. Caledonia. Corner cut? Where's Caledonia? What's that? What's that? What's the word?

I got you on camera. I got you on camera. We're all good. Hey, Paul, you just threw that in here. Yeah. Because it was in his pocket, and I don't wanna hold on to it. That's all it is. Yeah, it was just plastic. It was trying to see these planting drugs.

Yeah, I can understand, you get paranoid. Yeah, so it was really big. Yeah, you were good. You used a jakeball. Yeah, we are, we're all on camera nowadays. The end of privacy. We're on camera right now. You can do it. And're on camera right now.

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