The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 715
Episode Date: August 2, 2021The guys talk being attacked in the green room by a crazy person in Tacoma, FBoy Island, Simone Biles returning to the olympics, DaBaby being dropped from music festivals, South P...ark, Casa Bonita and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I remember getting it myself.
You get a microreddy again today.
Yeah.
You ever like stepped into a car and you're like, hey, I get the fuck, don't touch my
personage.
I'm wearing your favorite.
I mean, too colorful for you, but you still like this.
Are those golden goose?
Yeah, damn.
Oh, damn.
Are those golden goose?
These are golden goose.
Wow.
Yeah, they make it very.
Those are very big gold bros.
Italian coming.
I think they made by a husband and wife.
The French.
Are they?
They're not Italian?
Not Italian.
Is that right?
The French.
You sure?
I bought a pair in France and they were a lot cheaper,
so maybe that's why.
Look up.
Are you sure sure you would know
I think it's a time
I like how you and I like how you got this on button. Yeah, I just let it out. I'll be let it out a little bit baby So you don't want to get too crazy. Just have a baby. You you show off the chest a little bit
I do but I I'm a little I feel a little bad about myself today.
Just today?
Well.
Well.
Why, dude?
Talking.
Hold on, we're talking.
No, hold on.
We're talking, man.
So don't interrupt.
I don't like the way he said that.
All right?
Try to fix my face.
No, listen up.
Keep swinging my face.
Yeah, mine too.
Yeah. Go ahead, Brian, as you face. Yeah, mine too. Yeah.
Go ahead, Brian, as you were.
Hey, how was Ontario, you fuck?
It was amazing.
How was that drive though, was it the best?
You know what?
It was the longest it took me was an hour and 40.
I was very surprised.
There was Friday.
Yeah, that Friday it gets you.
It'll get you, but usually it takes longer than that.
I'll take the one foot.
I know people are gonna send a stach.
You know how the worst traffic I've ever been in and I've been LA over 10 years now wait
Seattle, oh that's bad. Well, is that right?
Well, you know, we were there with Buster cuz Buster lives out there
Yeah, and I'm like buster why that cuz we ought to go 20 miles cuz we're in Tacoma
It's like 25 miles Tacoma to downtown Seattle. We're going down there to you know hang out
I looked down like a 20 miles,
this take us what, maybe 30 minutes max?
Bro, two hours.
Two hours.
And Buster was saying it was so many people moved there.
And they didn't have time to fill the infrastructure.
Well, they camp because they cross water.
So a lot of it's crossing bodies of water.
So it's two lanes.
So it goes two lanes, five.
So unless you got a ferry.
Ha ha ha ha.
Fuck a hilarious. The traffic was bad. It's because the IT unless you got a ferry. That's five. That's five. That's five. Fuck it, hilarious.
The traffic was bad.
It's because the IT moved out there, right?
Or something?
Or what's out there?
There's a ton.
I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
The Boeing's out there.
Yeah, I mean, it's a major thing.
But I heard Boeing was leaving there.
Yeah, but they're there.
They're still alive.
Everybody moved.
Yeah, you know, no state tax.
No state tax.
You know what I'm saying?
I saw you light up.
Cat, have you been to Seattle?
I have not.
Oh, it's beautiful.
State tax.
I do like the coldness in the,
wow, I mean, bustle.
Right.
Here's the thing though.
If you can move there, let me,
the house don't have AC.
Because it's gonna get that,
well, I think maybe the newer ones
are always damp and cold and it rains
so they don't need it.
So like, we got the CBNB clearly haunted.
I had to sleep on the couch.
But that shit was haunted.
It was 100 years old.
Oh, and I meant to send this to you
in triply and Eddie Bravo.
They had a huge family tree of the Rothschilds.
Interesting.
Very ornamental.
Yeah, like the...
You might have been in one of the houses of the Illuminati.
Yeah, well, it was Illuminati prices, but the thing is they have AC so dice slept on his underwear on the couch
It was so hot because it will hashtag good guy here. Hashtag good guy. Yeah, hashtag know the headliner do this in the world
Yeah, I slept on the couch because daddy gets the master right day paying for it
You know, it's big
Can we call it masters? I feel like that's a little we're not gonna let them dictate how we speak okay the fuck keeps changing the rules and
these like all the why you can call a master where are they in a room that's the same people
let it go like speeches five and they go away oh listen no the master it's a master master master
master bedroom stop everybody it's not that's not all right you're gonna say master master bedroom stop everybody it's not designed all right again master bedroom I know
master bedroom see too much see when you say I did feel a
little racist when I say I stay in the master bedroom anyway so I'm
using the master bedroom but then little Val Kilmer stash over there, caught himself a little creamy fly in his web.
You caught yourself cream flying your web.
So he's like, I connect to a screw on 10 or the short
Kings only dot com, whatever short can.
He goes, she's coming to the show, man, I said, all right,
well, I'll do this for you.
If you somehow convince this girl to come back to the crib man. I said all right, well, I'll do this for you if you somehow
Commit this girl to come back to the crib. You can have the master Bad master and daddy sleep on the couch. You're a good man. That's what happened. That's what you call a benevolent
Daddy
Well
He had to ask if you could clock out it is
I'm impressed.
Well, you know, I did notice, I do find it curious
that I was gone for a little bit.
You hired some peeps and everyone is much shorter
than you are.
And that's okay, but I.
I have these two there.
Well, I have some extra shoes.
I love the shoes.
I have one size you guys taken.
They were like six or whatever.
Six.
I thought the best thing.
Everybody is, you know what? Well, They were like six or whatever. Six. I thought the matter, everybody is,
mm-hmm.
You know what, but I'm like you to get the job here.
Let me finish.
You don't have to be a large man.
Hold on, I was gonna say.
I went, I went, you got, that's true.
Cause I would hire nothing but big muscular guys.
I wanna get into a second.
I'll get to that.
But I, I just thought to myself, everybody is,
I mean, you're towering over everyone. In your, no, shape, paleo studio. There's no more carlys normal. Yeah, I mean, you're towering over everyone.
In your shape always studio.
No, Mark Harley's normal.
Yeah, I know, but it's just these two.
Your employees cat, everybody.
And I was like, maybe you like to Lord over there.
No.
Hey, Jin's the biggest Korean in the world.
Yeah.
You know what, you are.
He came in before you.
Six, three.
Oh, what would you have done be?
Thursday night show. Yeah, when First time yeah, hang out hanging out. Jay stick ass comes around the room run
Ron he's gathering everybody up like Captain America. Yeah, there's guy with a knife or gun out there
He's trying to get in here. We're like what the fuck?
Knife or come we're like what so then big David Lucas, he opens the door.
He's like, where is that?
And Jason, shut the fucking door.
Justin, the smaller guy is like, what are we looking at? Poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof,oof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof,oof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof,oof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof,oof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof,oof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof,oof, poof, poof, poof, poof, p Kyle went I want to live yeah, unless all his camera equipment and ran out, okay smart
So then J goes we got to go this way
Well, it's it was the only door to the stage
I didn't realize that yeah, and it was locked from the outside or maybe I just can free out the lock right and then ship
Everyone's on me like this like we're in the cap. Oh, I was I was I was I think that copy
The cap I was like no, and I here should go. I'm too young to die
Yeah, I went why we're not gonna die.
And then, on night for a, the three of a night for a gun,
the gun is what's giving me,
yeah, I forgot to beat the shop.
But I thought, all right, we gotta get out of here
because this guy's fucking coming out
and we get stabbed to death.
Sure.
So then, when you wonder why deadlift 600 bench four,
25 or whatever, this is why.
Daddy shattered that door.
Shattered, did he he that was so funny?
I'm so fun through it.
Oh, I went back up should I go no, I'll just give me a second
You didn't kick you just you just no
No, I told you old show show straight up
So and and broke through and here's one time to take one time one shot one shot better
That's the fear and that kind of size the door shatters on the side
Right, but here's the thing it goes into the crowd. Yeah, it was
So then they're like what's the matter? I was like there's a guy with a knife gun, but don't be big cool
He's back there. Everybody's getting with like what?
We started walking through the crowd. Holy shit.
I
didn't even realize it went to the stage. I had no idea what it was. I feel like you got to create in that situation.
If you're run, you might be dead. You might want to sit tight. Stay low.
Not as low. Not as good.
Not as good. But you'll let him come in and then you you just grab the barrel and you do a
crowd. My god. Home home.
He was shredded.
The homeless man was shredded.
He was shredded.
He was on meth.
And that's a hard.
That's tough.
It's probably because someone outside, because we just had pulled up.
One of the audience members was messing with him.
Because he was like, he was being loud.
He was like, when they were kind of just out there, you kind of just like, ignore him
and then you kind of walk away.
Well, this dude thought he could just like talk to him,
be like, yo man, stop tripping.
And it's like, yo, this dude's out of his mind completely.
And then what set the dude off is the homeless man
had a beer and the dude took his beer.
Yeah.
And that's what set him off.
And then, that's why I freak the fuck out.
Yeah. So he's like, make him my fucking beer bag, get my beer bag. And then, that's why I freak the fuck out. Yeah.
So he's like, make him my fucking beer bag,
get my beer bag.
And then finally, do like put the down
and you know, like tries to like walk away in the north
but the dude was, he was just,
you should've seen Big J.
But that's when, he's like,
you gotta get out of here.
No, he didn't say, Brennan,
he said, my lord.
He was like, put the,
he said, but, he said,
Lord Brennan, save the lord!
He was like, put the,
then the cheerleader came out and he's,
he's attacked about his,
he's in my air, he's put his act of up his,
he's a pell in my ear, he's like,
you mean, a, I don't wanna go.
I'm so,
you gotta get, you gotta get low and bear down and be ready.
Yeah, that's what I, I said,
come on, first of all, David Lucas,
350 pounds.
Yeah, 350 pounds.
We have 250, we have 250.
We got the, we got the one A's too,
like we should have B.
That's right, that's called the fuck, that's called the-ton club and the one-ton club has to form a vector and be ready to absorb
Come what may but you know what set it off was Jay
Jay
One that like
Everyone that'll get out of here. You know Jay and Jay's very serious. He's like run
He doesn't get excited so when he's right. Yeah, he doesn't I got scared
I'm like oh shit and I go where he goes who gives the fuck get out. He's like it's either
Got her that's it. That's all like what I don't die either so I don't know if you I told you this story
But in my home in Venice a gentleman decided to set up not just a tent but an entire sort of encampment
Just right here on the joining corner right there. And I went
and the whole, the whole, and then he's in this woman's backyard and he's just kind of crazy.
And I go, I go, and I go over and I go, you can't do this. And he goes, nah, I can't. I'm
doing it. I live here, I said, on my rights. And I go, well, no, you're not. You're going
to move this. And then he goes, no. And I go, well, you're gunna. I'm just telling you,
you're gunna. So I get confrontation with crazy, man. Now, go, well, you're gunna, I'm just telling you, you're gunna.
So I get confrontation.
You know what, crazy, man, that's all that.
Now, here's the thing.
It's not a small guy, and he's in his,
and he's in very loose, tidy white house.
Hell yeah, huh?
And he gets out of his tent, and now stands there
and begins to sort of try to fight me
where he's raising his, you know, face,
but he's doing this, and he's kind of, and I go,
and I'm, and I'm standing there,
and I'm like, this guy's, he's crazy.
I'm gonna have my hands full.
I'm gonna have my hands full.
Whether you can fight or not, I'm gonna have my hands full.
Oh, big fight.
He's super dirty, and also I don't want to get bit,
and also a thousand reasons don't do.
Do you think Tobits can make you sick?
Wait, do you get what I have?
My neighbor comes over who's very hippy-dippy,
and he goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, it's okay.
And he asks the guy's name and stuff like that.
And I kind of kind of skedaddle.
But it was about a daddy ran off.
Two minutes, two minute thing where I'm standing
on my ground and one of the daddy ran off.
He said, it's skedaddle.
Yeah, daddy ran off.
Daddy didn't skedaddle.
Ryan ran off.
But I'll give you one better.
But they're gone though, because now I
looked at it all on the news, but this is clean.
Yeah, I'll tell you why.
So I decide, I decide, you're right.
I go, I should have run immediately, but instead I'm standing my ground like an idiot and
then I walk off.
Well guess what?
When they took down his tent, you know what they found on his tent?
Knife guns.
Too much at this.
Yeah.
Too much at this.
He's on the street, bro.
Yeah, and he has some machetes.
Every day he's the purge for him, though.
Yeah, and I don't have much defense against a machete.
So don't fight guys like that.
They're crazy.
And that's what Jay said.
Jay said, of course you can be there, get up.
But if he's on math and has,
and this way he found out he didn't have a knife,
he had like a spear that he forged into.
Yeah, it was like a big, like a stick.
That's a problem.
It was a stick.
Is he spear?
The LA spear had, so LA 13 know, the LA Spirits have,
so LA 13 to two I think voted to have,
there are no, in 30 days,
our Garcetti has to sign it,
it looks like he's going to,
no, and Camman's, no tents,
no lordering, even under underpasses,
or on sidewalks in Los Angeles.
They make it illegal.
Yeah, and Venice, they're clean.
All of LA, they're all of everything.
Venice really gets you.
Venice huh? Oh dude, they went into the Dach them, right? Yeah, everything. Venice really did see. Venice huh?
Oh dude, they went into the
beach and they went into the beach
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He was like cool right story everybody now you cannot refuse help if it's offered
So so it used to be you are they just gonna lock them up now though and then they're gonna be out in the show
What are they they they're spending a new sim is initiated a 12 billion dollar bond to raise
Services for the homeless the problem is then you get developers who are
like, oh, I'll build housing and then they make money. Oh, God. Now, now, um, none of this
matters really because I don't know if you've seen, have you watched this new TV show?
I'd better not be some stupid. That's boy on. What? No, I can't, I don't like the name.
I saw this on HBO. Oh boy. Said fuck boy, island. Is it tricky? A little bit. No, because I saw, because when I go to watch Game of Thrones on HBO app, I saw the name. I saw this on HBO. I said, fuck boy, island. Is it tricky a little bit? No, because I saw,
because when I go to watch Game of Thrones on HBO app,
I saw fuck boy island and Game of Thrones.
And I went, oh, I'm not a 22 year old man,
so I'm gonna watch Game of Thrones.
But you watch fuck boy island.
I, I, I, I,
Is it like a joke show?
Past 10 minutes.
It's, it makes no sense to show,
but I have to say that,
that dude,
that dude, that dude's make me feel bad about myself
Why was all these shows all the guys
I promise you get the season
I promise Nicky laser has the best body on the show
Baba look at my promise right now. I'm telling you but have you seen season six of
Yes, I have now can I just say something? What was on there?
When you see, I understand, I got you on that.
I got you.
When you see these guys, you say to yourself,
what NFL football team did you step off of?
And, and, are you playing middle linebacker
or running back?
You see what they do?
I think I would say that.
But I promise you, I have to do something.
That's nothing.
Yeah, it's just keep going.
There are a couple of these guys where you just go,
how are you built like that?
What's one of them though, right?
You're not saying about that.
Not those guys.
Those guys are bad for my friends.
You got some real athletes on there.
And it's just a little bit,
whatever they did, they got the most muscular guys they could find.
You know what my problem with all this brain is?
What is it?
The show, I wish you were focused on the girls.
You were like,
so it was my girlfriend.
So it was my girlfriend.
So it was my girlfriend's,
there's my favorite guy right there.
That's your favorite guy.
Yeah, well that's what you wanna look like.
I mean, for me, that's, that's,
well you kinda look like that.
I mean, he's not like,
I hate that.
He's like,
he's shredded, it's fun.
He gets some shots of that guy.
He's got an Instagram,
let's get a good look at that guy. Well, just, then you tell me that and then we'll just talk. But I need to know if he's shredded it's fun. He gets some shots of that guy. He's got an Instagram. Let's get a good look at that guy.
We'll just tell me that and then we'll just talk.
But I need to know if he's not here.
Not for show though.
I make no sense.
Because she had the girls that voted out
of their nice guys or fuck boys.
I just can't.
Oh, that's what they got to figure out.
They meet him right away.
Yeah, but I don't get it.
It's like a 50 guys and what to three girls.
Not if it makes much sense.
Yeah, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. I mean
And I believe I believe he's probably probably yeah
Probably gay and all God bless. Well from that one pic I can yeah, I mean he's
He's just stupid. Is that nadi?
You don't know right you can't tell
Is that Nadi?
You don't know, right? You can't tell.
He doesn't look very good.
I don't know.
He might be Nadi.
He's actually huge.
He's like, he's a teenager.
He's Nadi.
You can't tell from these pictures.
Yeah.
There he is.
What do you think, Nadi?
Nadi?
What?
What's his name?
Well, there he is.
Well, there we go.
I mean, you know, that's...
He skips like Dave though.
That's the problem.
He might see. I don't man. I don't know.
I'm busy. He's running a bleachers. He's an ex-athlete for sure. Something, right?
Maybe.
We're just gonna sue him.
He's like, there's an athlete.
You not having a shoot-man.
I mean, how come you're not doing all the sports?
I mean, we're doing all the sports. You don't go on fuck while and if you're crushing and spitting.
You don't know, dude. Oh, he boxes. He's a boxer.
No, I don't think he's a boxer
Maybe he's just an ex-ex-ex-exerciser. Not matter his legs there. You're not mad at that body. Come on
Oh, I mean, dude, you gotta come to do culture. That's every day every day
Yeah, and they work out just like that no shirts on really. Yeah. Oh, is that acne in this bag? You know what?
Hmm, is it acne? this back? You know what?
Is it acne? It's not acne. It's probably a little suspect. That's acne. No, there's the Mac me either way I mean a little I go yeah looks like
I don't like congratulations to him. Yeah, either way, so it's
Yeah, you watch it for the pros. Mm-hmm. You know what?
I don't know. Yeah, he's Jack, congrats.
Did you?
The Simone Biles stuff.
You see more stuff came out.
Do you hear she had a more story?
Which is what we said.
We would have more the story.
But did you see, so she had an exemption
for medication for riddling?
Yes.
And she's had it forever.
Yes, she's been taking it since she was a kid. I guess Serena and Venus were also taking it.
But there's something else that she's getting
that I guess Jim Nesgett, and it's a case
of what they call the twisties, which is that,
you know, that's vertigo.
So a lot of people get it when they go off Ridlin.
So if you've been on Ridlin for a long time
and you get off of it, one of the side effects
is vertigo or loss of balance.
Really?
Here's my thing.
And if the, and the offsy, you can't compete if you have vertigo on all that shit.
But I thought, especially if you're flipping it.
But gymnasts get a sense when they do a lot of jumping that there's this, this thing
that's called, you get, you feel like you're lost in the air, so you can't spot.
You don't have that.
You don't have that.
She's the goat.
She said she's the goat.
No, that's not.
No, she said the twisty, but she said it's from... They say it's from taking Riddlin for so many years
and going cold turkey.
One of that things they can give you vertigo.
So I'm sure you can't do all those fucking flips
in the air because it's something different.
Well, I think with that, and God bless her,
she should definitely not do it.
Well, I think with that is if she's been doing Riddlin
this long, wouldn't Riddlin be a form
of a performance enhancer?
Cause it gives you focus.
Yeah.
So that sport,
wouldn't that be a performance enhancer drug?
Which he has an exemption for.
Well, I guess Tokyo believes that, right?
But a lot of people don't do it.
That's why they want to allow her to do it.
Yeah.
And apparently, I guess Serena and Venus were also on it too.
Yeah, a lot of people.
I mean, you know, it's standard for children.
So when kids have ADHD or whatever, it's standard for children.
So when kids have ADHD or whatever,
it's almost the first thing that they give you
guanfacine, which is something that actually lowers,
it slows you down, but give it to you at night.
It slows your heart rate down.
More of a set of adrenaline.
A good adrenaline in the morning.
Yeah, adrenaline.
Really? Have you taken adrenaline?
I do not know. I don't know, it's still up there. I don't know, it's still up there. But it's like time of it. Riddling in the morning. Yeah, Riddling. Riddling, have you taken Riddling? I did not, I didn't know it was still open.
I didn't say I was still open.
I didn't say I was still open.
I didn't say I was still open.
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I didn't say I was still open.
I didn't say I was still open.
I didn't say I was still open. I didn't say I was still open. I didn't say I was still open. I didn't say I was still open. I would say definitely get it in the fastest. It helps me focus if I take it.
It helps me focus.
Now my, my, my only thing is, so if, again,
I don't know, I don't know how gymnastics works.
Here's my other thing, I don't get very
fucked about gymnastics, but it's interesting to talk about.
But if you can't perform without that substance,
there's a problem, right?
And that's strange.
Yeah.
And I don't know enough about her history
where she has to take it.
They had this, they had this same question
when somebody was taking beta blockers, okay?
And beta blockers, I think you can see.
That's for the heart, right?
Or so, well, so beta blockers apparently get you
to calm down.
It's a little bit like Xanix or something where you won't,
so if you have an audition, this guy was a musician.
He had audition for orchestra and he was nervous.
And he took beta blockers and they were like,
is that a form of performance enhancing drugs?
We get into these questions.
But that's, I mean, it's more so medical, right?
Yeah, it is.
It's a medical exemption.
Yeah.
But I mean, beta blockers might be something different.
But technically, you can't even take caffeine before a...
Is that right?
No, caffeine's the only thing.
Is that right?
It's a performance in here.
But you can't, like I've got you on a drink coffee all the time.
Yeah.
When you saw it, I forget the Nevada commission
come like, do you have coffee in the workout room?
What?
A certain amount of caffeine.
They have the fight.
Right, but no, the day of it.
And you can never take out a roll?
Not a shot.
No.
But this is a form of out-of-all.
So it helps you focus in prolongs your energy.
How would they do that?
It's just difficult, she's been taking it since she was a kid.
I would say, does it show up in tests?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
I'd say, yeah, and then I'd form a meth.
No.
It's an anphetamine salt.
He's all.
It's an anphetamine salt.
He's like, if you were applying for a job, right?
You guys are going to do random drug tests, are you? We don't do random,'s like, if you were playing for a job, right? You guys are getting a drug test, are you?
We don't do random, I mean, to be on fucking meth, right?
Kids, I'll hear your job.
I would say, I would say the way they look at these things
is they say the child is dealing with a deficit
to begin with, right?
Which is a whole other subject.
It's a whole other subject.
All of a sudden, now kids have ADHD
when back in the day, no kids then.
Well, I thought it was more back in the day
than it is now, right?
Well, let me tell you how it works.
Way more open.
Let me tell you exactly how it works
is somebody who's without going into too much detail.
But like, this is how it works.
If you have a child who has issues like this, okay?
You have to be very careful
because there's an industry out there.
And there is an industry that makes a lot of money
off of your child's
ADHD, it's okay. And what they'll do, and your kid can be nine, your kid can be even younger.
And what they'll do, and is you get a bunch of professionals who start talking to each other.
And the kid might need some ADHD, okay. And then you might want to give them something to calm
down at night so we can sleep. But then you might want to give them something to calm down at night so we can sleep.
But then you might want also, he might be suffering from,
I don't know, anxiety or something.
Yeah.
Well, now he's got to see a psychiatrist.
And the psychiatrist will, a lot of times, a lot of them,
and this is from a pediatrician, I know, a lot of them,
will go, he should be on Prozac or on, on a,
so now you got your kid on, and it's depressing,
on Ritalin and on something called Guamphi and probably for life and
Probably and not just probably will definitely for life and and and so and here's
There's a thing you're gonna say he's on I don't mean a rep you're gonna say he's on focus
And he's not paying attention class. Well, do you think for a second? He might not be into whatever the fuck you're teaching
Or a second, he might not be into whatever the fuck you're teaching. That's it, that's it, that's it.
Maybe you're not addressing it in a way that he can comprehend it.
Exactly.
Do you think maybe you going over fucking the Greek history,
the kids not into it?
Thank you.
And it's a view problem.
And how much exercise is the kid doing?
Are you tiring him out?
Is he physically getting his young as hell?
Bro, I put a, not a Apple watch,
we're like a fake one for kids, Trek's kids.
Tiger on Thursday,
ran 18,000 steps.
I bought this on 9am, we bought this on 3.30.
18,000 steps.
Yeah, that's so important.
And came home, he's me exhausted.
Well, you understand, you have children
that are not only living on sugar,
they're also in front of a screen all day,
and they're never doing exercise.
And then what happens is schools boring them
because it's not being taught properly.
So now your kid has a pathology.
And then if you trust the experts,
you've got a question,
what you've got a question of...
But remember, every expert too,
and we have a lot of friends or doctors,
they get benefits from prescribing this medication.
They get bumps. Yes, bump yes, it's a whole fuck
Her up industry bit so so what they're what they're staring away from is that
Each kid does not like learn like every kid learns differently
You know, I mean all would you say that yes look it's like to be able to take, like I mean, how many kids are in a classroom?
Like there's so many,
at this 40 of it's a public.
Yeah, I think in 2007 or 2000,
there was one gender clinic,
there was one clinic that dealt with children
who were born with, you know,
they were intersects, they were born with both sets of genitals
or whatever it is,
or kids that really identify with another sex.
Now there are hundreds and hundreds, okay?
And you have to understand a place like Washington where you just were.
There are 13-year-olds and 15-year-olds that can go to Planned Parenthood or Kaiser, and
without their parents consent, they can get puberty blockers.
And in some cases can even get surgery.
Pubody likes getting their breasts removed.
Okay, you never heard of that?
And so now you have in some cases some girls in class
because girls tend to be very socially aggressive
when they're younger and social contagion
is something that's very catchy.
You know, your friends think one way
and you're gonna go along with that and we're social animals, but girls, there's a lot of pressure
for that. Boys deal with it a little bit differently if you look at them. I'm just generalizing.
What's interesting is that, in some, according to some surveys, some girls are essentially
30% of the class identifies as trans. And that's not what they are. They're just going
through a confusing time in their life, but you have an industry now,
and an ideological agenda that will jump in right away
and say, you need, let's get you over here.
You feel this way?
You can't get it off.
You're capitalizing on it.
Well, yeah, instead of allowing a child
whose brain is not developed to go through
whatever they're going through,
let them go through it, let them be 18 or 20 or 21
Let them develop and make their own choice. I completely agree. The problem is the exception
Like I forget the guy who's on Rogan who deals with this you've time out this said the problem is sometimes there are 10 year olds
Who legit? Absolutely you absolutely I they should be able to do what they want my problem is if if I was going up in this time
Listen, I love Robo cop. I love Robo cop. I wanted to be half want. My problem is if I was going up in this time, listen, I love RoboCop.
I love RoboCop.
I wanted to be half robot.
And if my dad would be like, yeah, sure,
do cut your fucking arms off and put my cancels arms on.
And I'd be sitting here with two my cancels arms
hating my fucking heart.
What you're saying is that it says I was 12.
Yes, and I was confused.
I was like, and I wanted robot arms.
Yes, my dad would allow me to do that.
Your free final cortex is not developed enough to make I was 12 to make a life
Decisions I want to get out of my fucking thigh right you know you can't make decisions
Just sound decisions are in fact the rest of your life now. Yeah, that's why they're children
And that's why you you have to allow a child to develop into an adult to make those decisions
So you yeah, you don't necessarily think every kid is out there that ADHD. I don't, that's why I want to be changed.
I'm saying you have to be here.
And if the scientist and Dr. Lambeet, I would be sitting here in a helmet and have abs like that.
How many robocaps more there?
I remember I wanted three back in the early 90s and they did one more new one.
It was complete trash.
I wanted to be a cowboy.
I wanted to live on a horse and on a ranch.
Yeah, we do that, dude.
He said no, right. What's that? I wanted robocaps on, wanted to live on a horse and on a ranch. Yeah, we do that, dude. He said, no, right, we're set for a while.
I wanted to rope that on, dude.
You gotta remove your arms.
Can you imagine what that was?
Yeah, let's take his arms off.
See his body, his choice.
Let's take his fucking arms off.
Yeah, that's one of the greatest beginnings of a movie.
Remember that?
So my dad made me close my eyes,
and I'd always go like this.
When the computer malfunctions,
every time I go like,
the computer malfunctions in, when they go like, the computer malfunctions,
and when they shoot him,
they all get their guns out,
and the 20 guys shoot the guy.
Well, in the beginning, where they're running,
they're running.
That's what you wanted.
I love the music too.
You wanted that, right?
I was too, remember the music,
the Aureon made it.
Aureian.
Aureian, that's what you want.
Yeah, that's fucking great.
Yeah, my dad will let me be a robot.
God bless them. I'm grateful for it today. Hey, Brian, I saw a's fucking great. Yeah, my dad will let me be a robot. God bless them.
I'm grateful for it today.
Hey, Brian, I saw a little video clip on your IG.
The crowd went well for the...
The man dragon.
The man dragon.
I think they were just shouting it.
I'm resisting it.
They just...
The people are speaking.
They're back to the world.
Yeah.
And you're just speaking.
And the way you did it, like,
I saw fire.
I don't know if you can really see it in this video
But I saw fire screaming for it. Yeah
Oh, can't guys. I can't what are you gonna do with like people screaming for it? I can't I see I don't hear anybody saying mandra
They said you were you just did it look at that
That was most exciting. That's what's exciting. I don't know
I'm like I'm driving around people in their cars
Next to me there's like regular guys and I just hear I hear man
And I turn and I just I couldn't help I just hear, man, and I turn, and I just, I couldn't help it.
I just went, they freaked out.
It's so fun now.
It's like, all right.
This is the best one.
Don't fucking, don't say it doesn't exist, because then people are like, yeah, we want that.
Don't deny.
The best way to, like, have a nickname, we want that. Don't deny, the best way to like,
have a nickname is to call you or something,
have everybody say it's never gonna catch on.
And people are like, oh yeah, fuck you, I'll tell you.
It's so fun.
How about the racist guy in Tacoma?
Where's this David?
David Lucas.
Oh, for David Lucas.
I heard he dropped the N word with a hard heart.
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Because I want you, you watch the show from the back room
where no one can see me.
I just want to see how the show's going from fans.
Stand point.
So I watch everybody set in the back.
I'm sitting there in this guy's like,
this ground told, I guess he was getting him shit
before even walked in.
They're like, this guy's gonna be a problem.
And then the guy's wife said something,
you know, David's fucking roaster.
So he's like, wait, hold up, what does this bitch say?
And then she said something, he goes,
no, hold on, what'd you say? Because then I'll just like, call her a bitch. Yeah, well, yeah, hold up, what does this bitch say? And then she said to me, no, what did you say?
Because then I'll just like call her back.
Yeah, well, yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah, this guy wasn't having it.
So then he was like, no, what did she say?
And he goes, someone around me told her what she said.
So he just wants what she said to you and riff on it.
And then they just shut down.
He goes a lot about a set.
And I see this guy in the back.
He's like, I came here for one reason, one reason only.
He said, we didn't come here for this.
He's like, that comic is fucking,
he said that fat ass, didn't say that.
So that fat ass is racist, which doesn't make any sense.
David's the...
He's insane.
He's a black conservative.
It doesn't make sense.
Yeah.
He's a black conservative.
He's the best.
He's the best.
Is David in LA?
Yeah. Okay. Here in Texas. He's a black conservative. He's the black conservative. He's the best. Is David even LA? Yeah, okay.
Here in Texas.
Yeah.
He's a black conservative.
It's so funny.
It's fucking hilarious.
He goes, it might only be one in here sad that Trump's not
president anymore.
Yeah, that's one of his jokes.
He lights them up.
Because then it's a super liberal place where you were to come.
Yeah.
But then the guy, they're like, right, so you guys get out.
So he says he's racist.
Yeah, he's like racist and and the wife is like yeah
We want our fucking money back in the magic church just get out the fucking door and then David goes all right
That's my time and he goes that is your time hard all
Racist and now he calls him wow. That's a confused guy. Oh my god. Yeah, who's weird so intense
We want to place called the glory hole honey hole honey hole. They would they would say they
would say honey hole honey. I'm gonna say glory hole. Yeah, I wish it was a glory hole. I never heard I never heard it called a honey hole. Why haven't I put those two words
to get honey holes? Yeah, what's the best? The Best sandwich in Seattle. Oh, it's the sandwich best sandwich.
Yeah, a gag.
No, bar.
It's next to it's in the gai district,
but the sandwich is so good on you.
But you like that name, though.
The name's hilarious.
Honeyhole.
Honeyhole.
The best sandwich in Seattle.
What kind of like, what just fucking?
Ah, man, how would you describe it?
It's like on a really good sourdough.
Oh, better.
It's like, it's pretty famous in Seattle. Yeah, it's called honey. Oh for got sick honey. Go next door and get a strap on
I'm across she got some straw. I
I'm sorry, sir
Sorry.
It's what a strap. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
I don't know.
That is settlement.
Did you bring the souvenir home?
No, I wanted to.
Oh, that's weird.
You know that, like the,
was it the chat,
remember the chat chat district
that they took over and like locked down?
And on the news,
you think it's like Seattle's like this war is up.
It's all gone.
It's all gone.
Yeah, it's all white outfits.
This is all the media stuff.
And my dad was just in San Francisco
and I was like, dad, it's like,
I heard it's terrible up there.
Is it like, is it just chaos?
He's like, what?
No, is it fishermen's war?
If I was like, what the hell over the,
no, it's fine.
I was like, it's not the world good.
That's the problem with,
and I was like, who about mass?
He's like, no, no, you gotta,
you gotta have, see how, no mass, no mass. Yeah, no mass, yeah. None, real, now? He's like, no. No, you gotta have, see, I'm like, no mass, no mass.
Yeah, no mass, no mass. No, no, no, no a completely different story. It's just here. It's Merca.
It's Merca and they're just like, they work for a living.
How about that?
They're just too busy.
Yeah.
The rest of us are just,
Jim, what'd you do this week?
The boys are talking about your Instagram story
and your feed on the road.
You're loose.
I was making a joke.
I was at an 80s tribute band thing
with my girl in Orange County. Shit, what the fuck? So I just kept saying like, I'm at the like an 80s tribute band thing with my girl in Orange County.
Sid what?
So I just kept saying like I'm at the concert the baby.
It's like so obvious.
It's not the baby.
I put a actually one of the babies.
Oh, little kid.
Who's your favorite 80s band?
Is there an 80s band that kind of blows you away or stands this test to
the end?
You know what's catching on these bruh?
No, it's okay.
I'm trying to think of who in the 80s,
I'm wondering why you think on that one. Okay, me with Duran Duran. You would have loved the museum
I went to like journey like journey. Yeah, like yeah
Yeah, I'm sure journey journey. Yeah, you got a lot of them. You know like journey. It can be oh my god
Debabies like losing a bunch of shit now because those home of we have current events on her too
Yeah, yeah, he had kicked off I feel like he was like an hour before why wait an hour before but tell him before he gets on the fucking plane But I feel like he's I feel like he was like an hour before. Why wait an hour before? But tell him before he gets on the fucking plane.
But I feel like he's, I feel like DeBaby.
What?
Ooh.
I hate when he say DeBaby.
DeBaby.
I hate Joe Baby.
I feel like.
He said DeBaby and Master bedroom and bedroom.
But I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm straight.
Straight.
Yeah, I read those comments, but I feel like he was trying to,
it was help people to practice safe sex
in a really clumsy way. I don't know. But he was, because he was saying to, it was to help people to practice safe sex in a really clumsy way.
I don't know.
But he was,
because he was saying stuff about a lot of things.
It wasn't just that.
The problem is nowadays,
he doubled down.
He doubled down.
Nowadays, they can just come after everything you do.
Like you get kicked off a lot of paulosa.
It paypal,
paipal's working with the anti-deformation league
to basically,
like if you have,
if you're part of a quote unquote hate group,
they decide what that is.
So if you're kind of a part of a right-wing political action
committee or whatever.
If you're a bad person, you can't use PayPal.
So these neutral providers, but they're people
who use it for business.
They know, but don't use PayPal then.
Well, but there are a lot of times,
it's cost-effective, right?
You're running a business, it's hard to not use it.
And I just think that's outrageous
because they are using their political agenda
and ideology to stop people from using their services.
It's a problem.
So they're just assuming these groups are hate groups.
You only need to start defining what that is.
You got to prove that.
Well, when you have a board of four white people
who decide what the candy candy is,
it's like Facebook and YouTube. it's dicey, man.
Yeah, it's dicey, man.
Super big issue.
Shin, you would have loved the museum.
Jay Buster and I went to the music,
it's got like the Grunge exhibit.
Could touch on each other.
It's got to touch.
It's got to touch on each other.
But it had all like,
Kerkobain's sad novel entries.
No, it didn't.
We have all that.
How was it? You went to a music museum? You, you got a music museum? Is it? Sad novel entries. Oh, it didn't. We have all that. How long has it been?
You went to a music museum?
Is it?
Museum of pop culture?
I can't.
Oh, listen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This guy, in a million years.
I'll be all you eat if you.
I know a million years.
Should I get back?
Because I do that Jimmy Hendrix guitar
and I had a piece of hair on him.
Like, yeah, I'll put it in there.
No, I know.
I get a call from my father.
I, my own father I wrote to my father
who I love and respect.
He, I go, where are you?
He goes, I'm in, I'm in the Museum of Musical Instruments.
I know, I'm not.
Huh?
I was like, I got for a week, I got caught.
That's so, that's so, that would,
I would, I would,
I would, they had an exhibit on Didry Duse and guitar.
I'm, he streams in a bass.
But Jay, Jay said, Jay said, Jay said,
dude, you should have went just to see how much
Sheppel knows about music.
He was like, it was insane.
They would show like Nirvana t-shirt.
And he could say the city, the day,
the year, he was like, you're special.
They knew exactly like Rainman music.
Like, yeah, they had this,
they said he was like,
Rainman.
They had this shirt that Eddie Verde roar.
And I said, Jay, I know exactly what concert he wore that at.
It was 1992,
big pop,
festival and I go to YouTube and I will show Jay
where exactly where he wore the.
His knowledge is insane.
And I said,
Chappelle, that's your pot,
because we're doing,
he's on the thick point that we're doing.
It's podcast.
He has such an extensive knowledge of music.
Your podcast can be on music.
Yeah, sure.
I'm rebranding it.
We were rebranding it.
And you know what it is, because then people...
Yeah, yeah, I won't say what it is, but...
We can interview people who...
Well, he has all the connections, all these bands and shit.
Between me and him, we have all these connections
to get him on the show.
He could dive into his favorite band, like every week.
Banger, you know, or heard of.
I think it's good.
No one's doing it.
I don't know how I... I don't know how I have this in saying knowledge for either.
What do you think about what you like?
Yeah, well it goes back to that learning shit.
When I was a kid, that was the thing that I paid attention
to the most.
That's why you think of this school
if they were like, oh no you got ADHD.
Yeah, but think of the teacher with like,
during me like, oh you like Nirvana
and then they gave you books about Nirvana,
like, you'd be stoked.
True, yeah.
Do you know what I had to come to the realization?
Shut up.
How about that?
How about that?
How about that?
You didn't even give him a chance.
Stop.
No, that was engaged.
Right.
You know what I, but I think about the fact that,
I, every time I was on a set as an actor,
and I came to LA to be an actor, I always
was waiting for it to be over, but I never admitted that myself.
But you know what I was doing on set?
I was making everybody laugh.
So for me, the only thing I want to do is make people laugh around me, which means I'm
a fucking comic, and the acting just got in the way.
So you kind of like realize for a long time that acting gets you.
I mean, I always act.
Good acting.
You were like, hey, don't do it.
No, but I do.
You do a lot of fun stuff.
You do a lot of fun stuff.
I know, I've seen what they do.
I've seen it.
I don't want to.
But you have for me.
Like the, I was on that one.
He's me ol' shit.
The fuck that.
I mean, and what was his name?
Shyla Buff and you shot, he was in character, like,
starting fights.
You got a real tattoo and it's like oh, yeah, bro
I was like oh this isn't for me. I do not blog holding a character the whole time like I'm on the joke
Yeah, but then when we did find it 3d which was similar right? That's because we're hanging out
We're writing but because you do that like you could do if you like a judd apt out or happy Madison type of thing
You could do that right?
If I was coming up with the funny and we were all together,
remember, we were friends doing this sit together
and sitting around making stuff.
It's so there.
Is it because you don't feel like you were friends
with any of those people on set?
It's not that, it's just that there's so many moving parts
and it's such a slow pace and process.
I love that.
Hold on, hold on.
The slowest pace.
It's a page a day.
They shot one scene on that movie that the terrible page.
A page a day?
No, the one scene took all day.
All day.
And I didn't need to be there, but I had to be there.
You got to be in the back.
You had to watch.
Yeah.
With a mask on.
With a mask on.
Before COVID.
This guy was trying to say.
I can't take the mask off.
I mean, many people have seen me like,
cut.
Hey, Negro.
Mask on.
Oh yeah, that was his name.
Negro.
That's what the funny part of it.
Yeah, man.
Negro, Mask on.
Did you watch the movie?
I did.
I was so mad that I did, but I saw him.
Yeah, I watched, I watched, I can talk about it now, but like when I was on the Joker,
Joaquin Phoenix won an Oscar.
Awesome.
You know, the guy had to lose weight.
Now he did it.
There I will get you a nutritionist.
Like, now I'll just smoke cigarettes and eat one apple a day and for three months
That's what he went from 186 to 124
Well a lot of those guys they get
I was there for five days with him the guy was in character the entire time
He didn't get out of character and he was that guy I you know well
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How long was that scene on it's up the half a day, okay?
Sorry get up there just shoot between that wow look at you look at you. That's a great time
It's a great shot. Where are you where that's no? You're not there either
Yeah, and he was very he was very serious huh?
Shia yes the most serious he went around shooting straight-offs the end to character
He looks like he's got a little cut. What that's fake one around L.A. shooting straight dogs to help him get into character
Shooting no believe it. Yes, he did no he did. No, he said yeah, you know, he did yeah
He really is girl came into that that twigs or whatever, fuck your name is. Yeah, okay, thank you.
Shooting straight off.
Yeah, to get into the role for this.
Wow.
God, someone's motherfuckers go far.
That's what happened with the one guy that joked.
It's a pleasure.
He's a pleasure, huh?
Right?
No.
No, because he's glad it was, no, he's a pleasure
with this really good actor who came up with a really cool,
interesting way to move and talk.
And that's acting.
I get that.
But I forget who he copied the manor,
and so no, no, some singer.
He copied to a two and a two.
No, no, Keith Richards, you mean?
No, no, no, yeah, I was a singer.
Oh, so he wasn't like,
no, but he learned the exact manor.
Yeah, but he was big and liking,
he was very talented.
That's a different thing.
When you're getting this in the character. Yeah
I
Mean I feel like the rock doesn't right though. It shit looks fun
He's like jump out of planes and shit. You don't have to be like play a character
Just himself or Liam Neeson like who's like, you know, I'll make a lot of money
A little bit of do a little bit of acting. Yeah, yeah, do a little bit of rest of its action
Yeah, and the way Jerry Little looked in that one movie,
Dallas Bires Club.
No, the Oscar for that.
The one with Dinsale, the one I didn't really like at first,
with Dinsale, Rami Malik.
Oh, the little thing.
The way he looked in that movie.
Oh, okay.
But have you seen how it's like to shoot an action movie
when you're run downstairs and stop the gun out?
And it's just piecemeal, man.
It's difficult. He's a special dude, huh? That's your boyfriend, that's your spirit animal right there. It's just piecemeal, man. It's difficult.
He's a special dude, huh?
Yeah.
That's your boyfriend, that's your spirit animal right here.
Yeah, I wish I was him.
He gets 40 ends in his car.
He took me on a tour in North Hollywood
to all the spots that they recorded in
because he used to live in that area.
But is he a little things?
Yeah, does he?
It's a blood of children.
He doesn't get old.
No, he looks like an editor in the same thing.
He just dates. Yeah, he's 48. He's 48 get old. No, he looks at it certain. So he just
He's 48. Yeah, no
Jared let him yeah, that is he looks really really good
He can sing to man. Yeah, there's a with 30 seconds to Mars. Yeah, I love them. Yeah, and he wears he's such a fashion
Yeah, he was the face of Gucci forever
49 49 pull up a pull up that picture of his new role. Is he what's his what's his national new role?
Empire is he bumping it a house of Gucci. Yeah, he's a child actor. Look at his he's one that came up and acting yeah
Look at it's insane. It's crazy. That's actually here. That's him. That's Jared let him where?
No, yeah, oh wow
That's in and I bet he kills that role too. That's incredible. He was also in a aquarium for a dream that
That drug movie everybody was like on heroin and shit. I mean that's that's unbelievable right there. Yeah
He's a great actor. Jesus can't wait. Oh
Yeah, he all about great actor. Jesus, can't wait. Oh yeah, he all about the fashion. I'd rock that.
That's not a kid, that's so fucking fired.
I'd rock that shit.
Brandon, not many people can.
I don't know if I can pull it off.
You want to be that guy's soul, man?
Imagine if I showed up.
What do they call that boat neck, right?
That's a good thing.
You want that so badly, you just don't have the gills.
It could be further from.
Yeah, and all I want to be is,
I want to be built like, I play football
and I don't have that either
Yeah, we all want something we were not yeah
There he looks more like me there we go
I just more my bill
All right, Jim what do you got for us?
I mean isn't there something you have you want to fancy or something like that you have like a when we did a
We do a family skit. Oh, so it was yeah, you you're like a, when we did a, we did a family skit.
Oh, so it was you, you're like a fat suit.
It's a low-key, yeah.
That's good.
That's good.
So, this is a very similar situation to the Liam Neeson,
one where he didn't interview saying that he was hunting
down black men after finding out that his friend was raped.
And nobody asked him for, he just kind of offered it up.
Matt Damon did a similar thing
while he was doing a press junket.
This why these guys don't want to do press and podcast
and shit.
He's on Marin, he's great.
And what he ended up saying was that he jokes with his family
and every now and then he'll use the F-slaur
and his daughter a few months ago said,
hey, don't say that, this is the reason why you shouldn't say that.
And he said, oh, cool, I'll retire this.
Because at first, he said it should be fine in his household
to say if it was a joke.
And now because his daughter convinced him otherwise,
he doesn't use the wording more even as a joke.
But nobody asked him for the story.
And now he's getting a bunch of backlash.
Are you in a lot of backlash?
What are we saying?
He said he was saying as a joke, he says in a movie, that stuck on your movie.
Exactly, and his daughter was still,
yeah, and his daughter still said,
like, hey, don't use that.
And he's saying that he understands
why he's getting some backlash from it.
But people just are confused on why he chose to say
the story, because nobody asked him about it.
Just like it.
They think he should have just kept it to himself.
Yeah, absolutely.
Cause I think it's good that he's admitting like,
oh, I am learning as a person,
what I shouldn't, shouldn't say,
what like offends other people,
but I just don't like going on.
It's just fucking a lot in the interview with Mary.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it's funny.
My 13 year old reads fantasy novels.
And a lot of the fantasy novels now have a lot of queer characters.
A lot.
She went down the rabbit hole on YouTube
about queer culture and trans culture and all that.
So what happens when you're 13 is that you take your dad
to task about all things trans and all things LGBT and you
and all apparently she's not learning enough in school
about it.
And then daddy starts pushing back a little bit
because I'm old school guy and I go,
well it's not, we'd let's learn our reading, writing,
or arithmetic first
and maybe some history as well.
And then we can get into that later.
But I was, I was the same thing.
I'm, I'm having arguments about all that.
And it, it just, your kids, you know, they change you.
I don't have kids.
Yeah, you'll see, you'll see.
Because they're with the times and you're a dinosaur
and they look at you like you're a fucking dinosaur.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's always been that we's always been that way.
Always been that way.
It's all good.
It's all good.
What else you had to?
Yeah, we were talking about this earlier
that a baby was pulled out of headlining day four
of Lala Paloza.
I think he recently got pulled out
of another music festival.
You know, one of Vegas, right?
So if he apologized, would he be able to go back in?
He'd go down the college.
He'd not allowed anymore.
But he doubled down on it.
I think there was a time and place where he could have apologized
and it could have been fine, but he chose to double down instead.
Yeah, I respect it.
Really just a bad guy.
So nice he got to double down.
Oh yeah, because he came out with like a video.
Yeah, he came out with a music video right after
doubling down on it.
No, like he came out with like a video of him talking about on it. No, like he came out like a video of him talking about it.
That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
He did a few things.
But word got to Elton John about this and he,
I guess, made a few phone calls that ultimately got him pulled.
Yeah.
I felt John goes, Hey, get out of here.
Yeah. Get a listen to Elton.
And even Questlove came out and said that he doesn't support the baby and what he was
saying.
The baby then came out and said that he didn't know who Questlove came out and said that he doesn't support the baby and what he was saying. The baby then came out and said that he didn't know who Questlove was,
which a bunch of people let him up for,
because he's such a huge Questlove like your legend.
He's such a huge person in hip hop and the rap community.
So people are now going out of the baby.
So it's like he has the same PR agent as Conor McGregor.
People are giving him shit because they're saying if Chris Brown has come out and give you
PR advice, you're definitely in the right.
Even Chris Brown was in.
Chris Brown came out on Instagram and he said, get on stage, perform, thank the audience
and get the fuck out.
Show the fuck up.
Yeah, he basically saying that and then he deleted it, he took it down.
But if Chris Brown is giving you PR, it's quite crazy.
Get the fuck out of me.
Get the fuck out of me all you got to call out
You better show the fuck out. Yeah
How powerful is Elton John if an hour before she's going stage goes hey, I don't want him on stage like yeah
Yeah, he has a resident C. M. Vegas, Elton John. Yeah, yeah, oh
You get this scarlet Joe Hanson so she's gonna suit
Yeah, Scarlett, John Hans is currently at a lawsuit with Disney,
not necessarily Marvel, but with Disney,
because they had a contract saying that she's gonna
pay a certain amount for doing the film,
and then she gets a percentage of what the film makes
as during the theatrical release.
But Disney recently, because of COVID,
has been releasing things on Disney
streaming app as well, but you have to buy it from the streaming app. So it's not necessarily
for free. You still have to buy it, but you can go out from the comfort of your home rather
than being in theaters, which then significantly affected the amount of money she was able
to make from the theatrical release. Disney's like, we're trying to adapt to the times.
We get pretty COVID. But they're saying that on a bridge for contract.
Yeah, because the deal they pen was that she gets a piece and she was still to make about
50 million. Also be careful there's a bee in the studio.
A bee?
Yeah, a bee. Actually, yeah. I was trying to walk it out earlier, but it's not a
bee.
It's a bee because it's thing me right now, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, you wouldn't, you
just, you just be, terrifying of them, but you just be stoic. So, so she, so she's going
to sue her. She's currently suing Disney
cause they were the ones who put it out
onto their streaming platform, not Marvel.
And even Marvel is disappointed with Disney putting it out
on a streaming platform on the same weekend
as its theatrical release.
They're hoping to come out later.
Disney owns Marvel, right?
Yes.
She might win this.
Yeah.
And it's not gonna go to trial, what they do is they just come to settle
A court that's what we're gonna Disney ever get no this was her last film technically
There you go, so she was contra getting Marvel. Yeah, cuz her character spoiler alert for anybody who hasn't seen it her character dies
What what?
What?
Huh?
My friend my friend went so bad on it. He that. She doesn't even have any magical powers.
She can just go like, little kid just kick.
That's all she can do?
Yeah, she just kicks her.
I don't think I'll fuck her.
She's a nassassant.
She's the worst guy.
I don't know.
I guess it is.
Is there a comic book about Black Widow?
Oh yeah.
She's a character in it.
I don't know if she has her own standalone comic.
I don't know.
There are only good new comic.
Yeah, I don't care.
She doesn't have like power superpowers
and she's just out of the house.
She's a guy.
When I saw her suing Dizzy,
I'm like, that can't end well.
I mean she'll get money, but they sit in the cut.
Like, oh, Disney?
People who run the world.
They own everything, dog.
Disney?
Have her removed.
Oh, you're gonna sue us.
Okay.
Okay.
Have fun at Disney World next week.
Yeah.
Oh my God, Casablanita.
So what is Casablanita?
I've only seen it in a restaurant in Denver.
And like, you grew up in Denver.
It's like, you went the worst food in the world,
but you had to buy food in order to get to the theme park.
Yeah.
It was the indoor Mexican theme park.
And they had, yeah, it was great.
And they had cliff divers, grote, like,
well, I've been in this.
I've been in this.
They would dive into the water.
And they had like jumping, what do you call them?
Like the jumping beans, like the jumping
that do all this shit.
It wasn't much to it, but it was, when I say this,
it was the worst food in the world.
But you had to sit there and eat,
I remember we got kicked out
because my mom refused to eat the food,
but you had to eat the food.
You had, oh shit, because you'd go restaurant theme park.
So you had to get through the restaurant
and get the theme park.
My mom's like, I don't want this fucking thing.
And you ain't getting in.
My mom's like, then we ain't getting in.
I was like, mama, please, dare God,
just eat a fucking enchilot of food. Yeah, fuck up then we ain't getting in. I was like, mama, please, dear God, just eat a fucking inch a lot of bread.
I'm so neat now.
So anyone who grew up in Denver, idolized,
it's a shit show, but.
It recently became a landmark for you guys.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That's amazing.
If you have kids, they, they, everybody goes there.
So, it's not fun when you were kid though, yeah?
Yeah, I love this.
Do they have any money that's out of the park, guys?
Yeah.
Well, they were trying to buy it, right?
Yeah, because Casabonita is currently bankrupt
and they're looking to sell it.
But for some reason, the owners of the theme park came out
and said that they're not gonna sell it
to the South Park creators.
So South Park creators want to buy it,
redo it with like a better version of what one used to be.
Yeah, it was so sick.
But they are refusing to sell to them.
Oh, man.
South Park's in this 23rd season. They are so amazing
A bunch of people from Colorado really wanted them to be able to buy it. I saw
For the owners are saying no, it'll be it'll probably be the greatest place ever. Oh this place was so say
I mean even with the shitty resource they had
But he had to eat the food. Dude, hey, he was food in the world.
He's adding a fucking food.
Oh, my mom put up the biggest fight in the cake.
It's out.
Oh god, damn mom.
I love it in our burgers, right?
Uh-huh.
And I bought it.
I bought it.
Yeah, I bought it.
How about this?
I buy one.
I ate it when it was hot.
Delicious.
I left it in my car, and after my show it was night,
and I was like, let me get a bite of this cold hamburger.
I'm dead at 100. Well, dude, that lard coached your mouth. And I was like, after my show it was night and I was like oh let me get a bite of this cold hamburger They're the hundred well, dude that Lord coach your mouth. Oh
Disgusting
Good for its price point. It's not like the best burger in the world. No, I don't
Yeah, I don't sit the next one
Johnny I can't really let's's the way I had a Johnny Rock.
Johnny Rock.
You're Johnny Rock.
Are you Marty McSly?
Yeah, those places are fire.
Come on.
Come on, Johnny Rock.
We're on my major chains here.
First of all, I'm mad at you, sir, no.
Horny.
You're mad at it?
He's just this horny?
Yeah.
Do you not like girls?
My friend made it for me, so I told him I'd wear it for him, you know, he's gonna sell sure that company company
The company
Horny calm down. No, your friends young. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's a yeah, that's a young man sure
horny
So wait a little bit of no one I even want to say
Horny
I
I
What else you get you
You guys are just talking about someone bows. She's gonna be coming back
Really yeah, she's doing that thing that pedestal thing whatever
Balance she will be in the Olympics. Yes, she's coming back. You know what's interesting though? The girl that took over for her,
not replaced the one that, so she was a captain,
she's out.
Next girl who, I think she's more an American,
but she's a champion.
She's a champion.
She's a champion.
She's pretty too.
How old is she?
I don't know.
I think she's over 18.
She's pretty though.
Very pretty.
And she's crushing it.
The one who want gold, she's been killed in.
She's a champion. She went gold for she's crushing it. The one who walked over. She's been killed in. She's mung.
She went to go for the, was it the four exercise or the,
ah, you know, gymnastics.
I say I love gymnastics.
You're not that into it.
If it went away, I wouldn't give a flying tail.
Really?
No.
I don't have a hard stage.
You choose it over swimming or I mean,
I don't care about any of it.
Okay.
No.
What you don't care about any of this.
How about tracking field? Fast man in the world. Oh, you know what's interesting about, no, don't care about any of it. Okay. No. What you don't care about any of this? How about tracking field?
Fast man in the world.
Oh, you know what's interesting about,
no, don't care.
But you know what's interesting is,
so you know the girl who smoked weed?
Yeah, she could be such a car.
Let me tell you this, Chin.
I mean, Brian.
Let me tell you this.
It's the ludes.
If you took her fastest time, listen this,
all the uproar of all that stuff, if you took her fastest time, listen this, all the uproar of all that stuff.
If you took her fastest time that she's ever ran, she would have finished in the top three.
She would have got fourth or fifth.
She didn't have a prayer in getting gold.
I'm sorry.
Which one are you talking about in the girl who smoked weed?
In the last year.
In the floor.
And she got sponsored by Beats by Dre and people are like,
this is so wrong, all she is smoked weed.
Then the rules, the Jamaicans, as well.
She wasn't the fastest, I thought she was,
she's not even close.
She's not even close.
She's not even close.
Not even close.
So hopefully she wouldn't have, she wouldn't have meddled in any facet.
The Jamaicans went one, two, and three.
And the Jamaicanican who had number one
She could ran back where she's carry Richardson. That's yeah, I
Know 100 meters. Yeah, I'm out big of an uproar. This was her
I want to finish in the top four. I did not know that I do took her
If you took her best time ever she went and then she was like, oh, I bet you all miss me now
No, did your makings are like, what?
Did your makings are all, you don't think
we wanted to smoke weed bitch?
Yeah.
This is shit, the fuck.
One, two and three.
One, two and three.
Oh, they went two and three, sir.
And they've won it.
It's their Nash Pass 11 years.
You can't understand, it's only an island
of seven million people or so.
And they dominate the world. They did the domin or so and Jamaica. Yeah, and they dominate the world that did to dominate
In track. Yeah, yeah, in track in the fastest people in the world in Jamaica
I thought that was so interesting. Yeah, how many gold all that hype goddamn it. I fell for it
I thought she had a chance to go we would have got gold all she just spoke weed and the Jamaican's wait
Excuse me, which no well no all three
And the Jamaican's way excuse me would you know well no all three
Jamaica's went do they give the metal for fourth or fifth place. Oh, they don't then yeah now what would a gap? What would um the Jamaican women?
Is it very good question? How was it doing? Yes the man hold on whole place. They wouldn't they wouldn't qualify
No, and I know that I'm aware of that
But I wanted to ask you what do you think and I'm gonna give you a number and I want you to tell me if I'm right the
one two and three fastest Jamaican women
would run a forty in four four maybe four four no nine plus
no no four four you think four eight look that up please chin
i don't know how it up because you can actually they they do it you can see
it because you sand boat when they sand boat ran for two or something crazy.
No, he, first of all, who sand boat ran
a four one without even warming up?
Is that true?
Yeah, at the NFL combat.
Is that true?
Yeah, he went to the NFL thing ran for one without,
because technique and starts and stuff like that.
So Matt, he was like regular shoe,
he's like, yeah, he's like in sweat.
I gotta see that.
Yeah, that's like, yeah, he's like in sweat. I gotta see that. That's just the hundred meters.
Okay.
So, oh, and then what was that?
What was the fastest man in America
is a white boy out of Georgia.
Is that true?
Yep.
Huh.
Wow.
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say no to that. It's Tyson gay. He's black
Isn't he Tyson gay?
She Tyson gay To get younger
He hasn't been relevant in a hot circuit. He's right there Lamar and Marcel Jacobs
Takes over the fastest man in the world oh he
won where you saying was not running I haven't watched one one thing of this no you
saying retired
yeah sorry I don't know.
The kelp helps do this year.
I don't follow track.
Well someone dominate dogs.
I'm not fucking asking a question man.
I'm not asking question how to say
Oh, there is arm Marcel
And he want to tell it. Oh shit
There you go you didn't look for one the hundred meter. Yeah, yeah
Okay, what was the fastest women's time? Why are you doing this?
I mean, you're horny. That's why he's doing it. He's horny. What else you got, Jen?
Horny man there. Um, this right here. So after this year in Tokyo, the IOC will re-look at,
you know, transgender people in sports. Really?
She's a bodybuilding right? That's what the well. Yeah, this was gender competing. Oh,
do they have power but they competed? She lost she actually didn't metal. Yeah, she didn't
that's natural as she's oh my god. I didn't mean to laugh. Wow. That's strange times again. Strangest time.
So she lost to.
Yeah.
So then after this.
I didn't even call it.
It's a big one here.
So what are they gonna do?
They're gonna change the rules.
The rules right now, it still gives an advantage
to transgender people as you can imagine, right?
Although they didn't win though.
So no, no.
I don't know who that was.
But she didn't place.
Yeah. It's interesting that the testosterone really,
rules are too lenient, so they're changing.
So they're gonna make it harder.
Yeah, they're gonna make it big changes.
Makes sense.
Wait, harder for transgenders to compete in.
Yeah, yeah.
They have to suppress the testosterone
below 10 nanomoles per liter for at least 12 months
prior to their first competition.
Problem is when the transgenders, like if it's a male to female and they get into wrestling,
that's where you get to look at the dicey.
Even weightlifting team, man, that's like, come on.
Do you know that before all of this, that almost all transgender cases were male to female?
Almost all.
It was almost never female to male until...
As far as going into sports. No, just the female to male to the gender to the female to the female to never female to male and until as far as going into sports just no just just
The female gender what they call gender.
The female to male is really an issue because they're not gonna.
Yeah, they're gonna do well.
But the case they the so so typically according to what I have read the
cases of transgender like the cases before say I don't know 20
15 before all this became such a quiz, were
primarily male to female.
And a lot of children, boys who identify as female when they're younger, a lot of times
by the time they're 18, whatever it is, or 16, become gay, become gay men.
So it's not that they are, they're just going through something when they're kids
So that's why it's one of the arguments against
Cupid of lockers at an younger age before you're ready to make your own decisions. Yeah
Again, I want robot arms remember that that's right
You'll get them are this happened at Lala, Paloza
I'm going to do it. He'll get him.
All right, this happened at Lollapalooza.
Guy throwing out of a window?
Yeah, so apparently the witnesses are saying
they had some argument about the wristbands.
But this is crazy.
I have a video.
Yeah, it's just kind of choppy, but you'll see.
Was that someone threw this guy out that window?
And you can tell he's jacked up.
Is that him?
Oh my fucking god. with this guy at that window. And you can tell he's jacked up. Is that him?
Oh my fucking god.
See if I was really big and strong,
I think I would do that.
It'd be fun to throw some of those.
Why did he throw my other window?
Some argument about wristbands.
Maybe he was trying to sell them something.
Who is the guy, is the guy limping the one
who got thrown out?
Yeah.
And the guy that walked out is the guy through them,
most likely.
And he break his leg. No, but I'm sure you got gashed up, you know? Yeah, yeah, and the guy that walked the guy that walked out of the guy through him most likely Indy break his leg. No, but I'm sure you got gashed up, you know
Yeah, yeah, of course, we've got scared and just got decided to scoot away on
Way to get a mermaid. That's like a snail. That's the I call that the snail. I call that the merman
That's the merman. Wow. Yeah, that's him trying to win a lawsuit though. I mean that's not good
That like Get up was it blood? Yeah, it's blood. to win a lawsuit. I mean that's not like
Get up. Yeah, it's better. Yes, but also like get up. Yeah, but also yeah, get up on it. It's not how to protect yourself That's bad self-defense unless you're in Jiu-Jitsu. I guess you're crabbing up. Oh
I saw Sam triply post this oh
I saw this one this morning. Hey Twitter world is me yours
I saw this morning. Hey Twitter world is me yours.
What a world.
Really interesting that day.
You know, with 99 and whatever pursuit of people dying are the unvaccinated from the new
COVID stuff.
And over 90% of hospitalizations, especially in Florida, are among the unvaccinated.
A female doctor was on this morning.
She made the best analogy, she said,
that being vaccinated is like wearing your seatbelt,
that it doesn't guarantee you won't get in an accident,
but if you do, you have a much better chance of surviving.
Hey, get your shots, I don't like wearing masks,
and as you people want to get the shots
that has brought this mask thing back, I'm just saying.
Take care.
As a guy's been to everything?
You see?
We got it.
Well, look at that comment.
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Oh Jay doing his best man. So hang him in there
It's just the way he talks is so hilarious. Wait. Don't you say he gives money monthly for like the NFL or something like that? Yeah, I guess a pension invention. Yeah, it's ran around for a year
I'm a man. Yeah, and I don't think the the
Browns can take any of that
That's one thing they can't touch.
I don't think so.
That's how he's playing golf in general.
What are if he does how that clubs and shit?
Money.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
Yeah.
And then clicking that, uh, the goldmins get any money?
They did.
They, they're in civil, right?
Definitely not for $1 million.
Hmm.
Yeah, it's $74.
Yep.
Looks pretty good for $ 74. Yep. Looks pretty good for 74.
Yeah.
This is just a picture of Jonah Hill.
Oh, he looks healthy.
Bro, he's 37.
Wait, I can't see these fucking cameras in the way.
Oh, sorry.
That's amazing.
Can you see it there?
Yeah, I think he's a great actor.
Oh, he's phenomenal.
He's always struggling with his weight.
A lot of tats. He's always struggling with his weight.
A lot of tats.
There's a spin on body glove. He calls it body love.
I think the most fascinating about this is we are looking at him and he's only 37. It's a trip.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's face.
Well, I think when you lose and you can't wait that rapidly.
That too. That's your face your face
It's okay. Is he back the skinny now? This is him right now. I don't I do this
He could be all that
This face. Yeah, it looks like he's probably
Center now. Yeah, it's here. It looks cool long. I met him once. He's so fucking oh it looks good right there
I think that's just a weird angle that other guy. He's a nice guy. He's a talented guy
Yeah, it's very funny. He is. He's a nice guy and he's a talented guy.
Yeah, he's very funny.
He is, he's really fucking good.
You follow him, Kyle?
Yeah.
Like I think he's a phenomenal actor actually.
Yeah, he's really good.
Yeah.
Dude, him and that Leonardo Capriol movie?
Yeah.
He's great.
Yeah.
He's great in the Django too.
Yeah.
Good for him, man.
He's getting health here.
Mm-hmm.
At least worse, it's not easy.
He's working hard. I'll tie it up now.
It's selfish because I like doing his fat.
I thought he was fat.
But you wanted to be healthy.
Oh look at this.
Yeah so John Clawed Van Dam has a movie on Netflix right now.
It's like in the top three.
Oh, John too.
Ready?
Ready, let's get this focus.
Let's bring it back to you.
Oh, he has the same hair as Brian.
Yeah, let's have the exact same hair.
Okay, listen, you'll be exact same hair.
It's terrible to see what age does.
God damn it.
He's in his 70s, right?
I think he's turned 60.
Oh, he turned 60.
Wait, he just turned 60?
There's been a lot of drugs and a lot of...
Oh, he has all the cocaine.
Yeah. He had time. He played in any place. 16 there's been a lot of drugs and a lot of all the cocaine. Yeah, yeah
Place October
1960 still a stud man. He's not yeah, I thought he was older. I thought he was older. I thought so too
He's not 510 see I literally was like he's in a 70s right 510 is not true. Yeah, it's not true
Steven's a gall is 70. All right.
Steven's a gall is agent like an avocado. 81. Yeah. I met Chuck Norris. He was a nice guy.
Chuck Norris a legend. He gave me an autograph. Fuck it picture.
Fucking right. Did he ask for it? He just gave it to me. But I was excited anyway.
I would be there was so. He walked out locked out of the house. He'd be crunking me.
He walked out of the hotel and I was like,
oh, shit, Chuck Norris.
He was like, by Tickles A.
Yeah.
Why'd he get that off?
I don't know.
I had him for the longest time I lost him.
Oh, he's eight months.
Chuck Norris is eight years old.
Yeah, the jet black.
He got a fight not too long ago.
Someone tried to mug him.
Like a couple years ago.
So walk walker takes him.
Yeah, someone tried to mug him or something like that.
Chuck Norris.
Street fighter.
Just talking like mug or no, talk about your mug.
Yeah, Chuck Norris mugged.
No, no.
Like that.
Two criminals tried to rob.
No.
No.
All right, maybe it was one of those Chuck Norris.
Yeah, probably.
Chuck Norris. And did you have one of those Chuck Norris. Yeah, probably. Chuck Norris.
Yeah, one of those.
Yeah, me.
Fuck.
Chuck it out, push the earth down, we did push it.
Chuck Norris versus Sage Northcott.
All right.
Oh, there was something like Chuck Norris.
Yeah, Mike.
Okay.
It was like some Chuck Norris was born on the day to Nazi surrender. So
they're great. So stupid. Do you say that movie? The guy richy movie the gentleman?
I saw a little piece of it. It's good. Yeah. I richy don't make a bad movie. Yeah, it's a good
like Colin Ferrell in that. Well Charlie Hunter. He sounds exactly like Conor McGregor.
Same exact part of Ireland.
I need to check this.
Yeah, all great actors, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jaisal on theaters says great.
Yeah.
I mean Guy Richie doesn't mean it.
And Conferral is so good in it.
He plays this boxing trend.
Oh, we need those, man.
We were going to wear those for a certain city.
Well, are we going to wear them?
That could be David on the right.
Yeah, he's great.
Look at him.
Yeah, we gotta get that.
Is that it, Chin?
That's it.
All right, kids, that's it.
Second fight, CalBats fight, man.
This Saturday, USC2 five with the squad normal crew
special guest TJ Dilleshal coming off the surgery on his leg he's still
showing up on the green painkillers. North Carolina August 19th through August 21st
then LaHoya Comedy Store we are not doing Sunday anymore because we have a
fight campaign that Sunday for Jake Paul versus Woodley so that Sunday got
switched to Thursday so now it'll be two shows Thursday two shows Friday two have a fight campaign that Sunday for Jake Paul versus Woodley. So that Sunday got switched
to Thursday. So now it'll be two shows Thursday, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday at Lehoi
economy store in California, August 26th through the 28th now. And San Jose is September
9th through the 11th. The big boy Santa Texas Bud Light event center. One night, one shows up to number 24th, one shows up to number 25th.
Get your tickets at fatkz.com or thickboy.com.
I'll be at, I'll be in San Diego.
The first show's already sold out.
American comedy club, we might add a second show now.
So get your tickets.
I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not, I'm not actually going to do two shows, right?
I know what you do.
Exactly.
So get your tickets for the second show.
Houston and Brawf, Texas.
I'll be in, at the end-broad of August 19, 2021,
Buffalo, New York, helium, September 9th, 11th.
I've done that before.
Great club.
Yeah, I love it.
Denver, Colorado, Comedy Works, September 23rd, 24th,
25th Chicago.
If there's an improv in Chicago?
Oh yeah.
Yeah, it was.
Oh, John Bird, oh no, that's not Chicago.
I'll be there, September 30th, to October 1st.
Get your tickets.
My mom coming home.
August 26th, I'll be at Brea M Prove one night only.
October 7th through the ninth.
I'll be in Tampa, Florida at Side Splitters.
October 28th through the 30th.
Washington DC to DC Comedy Lough.
And then going back to Tacoma later,
at the end of the year, November 17th, and then
Spokane that next day, November 18th.
You know, I'll take it to FATKZ for the boys.
I can be in this Saturday.
We're out.
Love you guys.