The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 721
Episode Date: August 18, 2021The guys find out who broke into Bryan's house and talk weight lifting, Edward 40 hands, an alligator handler getting bit and being a boss about it, Halle Berry being sued by ex U...FC fighter Cat Zingano, Elizabeth Hurley, Bruce Buffer, Chin and Lil Brows' first concert and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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What's up kids, just announced I had to cancel my North Carolina dates.
I apologize.
We will reschedule for January.
So I'm still coming, but this Friday and Saturday, I'm at the Ha Ha and Los
Angeles, California, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday.
Friday have a very special guest.
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The next week I'm at the Ha Ha in Los Angeles, California, the next week,
I'm at my favorite club in the world.
I'm at the comedy store in La Jolla,
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You look taller.
Me?
Yeah, thank you. That's 6668. Just shut up, Brian. on it.com slash fighter temp sena you look taller me? yeah
that's 6668
shut up Brian
what do you 699?
I'm a chin just is
but drinking
you look like you're 699
are you 687
you're skinnier
you look 9
chin has gotten thin
it looks great
it's a good look for you
chin you have lost a fuck
a little weight
yeah but it looks good he's never been fat and also you don't work out but you look for you. Chin, you have lost a fuckload of weight. Yeah, but it looks good.
He's never been fat.
And also you don't work out, but you look like you work out.
Just diet.
You're good genetics.
Yeah.
You lean.
If he lifted weights, he'd be, you'd be fucking off.
Dude, if you lifted weights, you'd look exactly the same.
Hey, so, I think you'd be.
Brian, I think you put on muscle.
Hey, hold on.
Chin, you're doing your concert this weekend?
Uh, yeah.
It's your first concert with you and little brows.
First one, little brows.
Where's that at?
Oh, hi, all right.
Well, thank you for bringing it up.
That's pretty cool.
It's a...
Port-Smouth...
That's your question.
Go to your chin.
I think it's cool that you bring stuff.
You brought up my YouTube channel stuff,
so it's really cool that you do that, so thank you.
Okay, good, good.
Port-Smouth, Ohio, which I don't know where that is exactly.
I mean, you're out there, there's a place called,
there's a place called Vern Rive Center.
And, yeah, it's where it's from.
There's like an event every year,
so we're just headlining that event.
So that's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a bunch of, how many songs you singing?
19, we have like 45 minutes set.
And it's 45 minutes set.
Yeah, what's up?
Your original songs?
Thank to three originals and I'll do two covers a little browser. Yeah, I'm there. Well, yeah, but little Brad doesn't do any
I don't know the little bros
Well, okay super talented guy. Yeah, he's only been this for about two morning Brian little brow
You never see a little brat any used music videos nothing he did the thick boy song. He did
I was like you know the song
I think you know what I think you're already made it it makes more man you do
Twenty-one that one video twenty-one million yeah, who's fine? He's like you know do even when he had what $2 million views $2,021 million $2,021 million Yeah, he's fine
He's like, you want me to do what?
He's killing it
Yeah, he's crying now
He's crying now
Oh, Brian, but yes, as we were talking before we started
about the deadlifts, you know, because I know you're interested in doing them
But uh, well what's about me?
Is you guys are talking about dead lifting and marks
out there. And you're right here. We did lift it and he's got calisers on his hands and his hands
are a little ripped up. And all I can think about right now is going home and doing dead lift on a
straight bar. You want to do it? Well, also, I should also mention, remember when I told you guys
that my house got broken into and that my my weight might have a bar and all the weights were on his. Yeah, I'd sceptical hit by it from the jump. I just didn't want to ruin your
story. 455 or 495 on my bar. I could never lift that. Well, my buddy today goes, hey, try to get
500 on that bar. I can only get 495 and I go, excuse me, because yeah, guy, I was going to put all
the chairs half the chairs on your table and went up and put books on your... me, and he goes, yeah guy, I was gonna put all the chairs, half the chairs on your table,
and went up and put books on there.
They're guys on the buddy.
And I went, was he watching your house?
I went, what the fuck are you talking about?
Niggas, no that's, you know what happened?
My, my neighbor was responsible for closing the house up.
Well, he hit the gate open, the gate open was open,
he never closed the garage door,
my buddy rolls up at his motorcycle and goes,
hello, where's everybody?
Goes in there, joking around, does that stuff
of the way it took a picture of it and sent it to me?
Didn't go through.
But wait, why did he fuck with all this stuff in the house?
I don't know, it really ended up with your friend.
I got really mad about it.
It's not your friend.
Do I know this guy?
No.
You think, God.
And I was like, what are you doing?
That's not a friend.
Oh, that's not a friend.
I read him the riot act.
Because what are you doing?
Yeah.
Hey, what are you doing?
He's also on motorcycle?
Yeah.
Show up to your house in the middle after.
Yeah. You lose it. And you lose it. Are you saying? He's also he's also on motorcycle. Yeah show up to your house to me left. Yeah, you lose it
If it's a guy that I've never heard of yeah, it's your friend
It's a guy dude. I if
If chin that to my house, I'd come in here and beat the
shudder, Jim. If he was like, Hey, when you left, I broke in your house, fucked up with
all your stuff. What are you doing? I mean, I'd be like, That's automatic fight. Yeah, I'm
sight dude. I'm gonna don't have any friends that do that. Yeah. I just couldn't think of
doing that to a friend. Just something that this I know even loser, because he had time
to do all that
He did a lot and they didn't call someone's a canning and I broke into Brian's house. You know Brian Yeah, I'm fucking all this stuff. You didn't have a friend go up. Don't do that
Don't do that because that's not funny and also it's also weird just weird yeah guys loose can
You're reading everything correctly right?
Hey Listen You're reading everything correctly right now. Hey, listen.
He's the person I'm job.
He's in there, he has to know after you.
Disorganized in your shit.
Maybe he was writing to work.
No, I tried to give him a bit of a down, sorry.
That's fine.
Yeah, you give him a slap around.
You give him a little slap around.
Little shove around.
Shove him up.
You know, it's good about being as strong as you guys.
You can give a guy a shove up.
And that means you just, you just get him moving around
in a corner somewhere.
What did you do when he was like, it was me?
I said, that's not cool.
My girl didn't sleep well.
You dummy.
He goes, but I took a picture and sent it.
I go, well, no, you didn't, because I don't have it.
Hey, that's also a lie.
I don't have it.
It's also 2021, you know, like,
they don't go through the picture
with eventually go through, right?
And he's a liar.
Did he say that, Brian?
Yeah, he did.
Hey, I'm gonna give him one more chance.
I'm gonna give him one, I'm gonna give him one chance
and I'm gonna check my chance.
And I'm gonna give him one more chance.
Yeah.
Did he say that?
I promise he did. They say he said a picture he never more time. Yeah. Did he say that? I promise he did.
He said he said a picture I never went through.
Yes.
And he has an iPhone.
Yeah.
No picture came through.
But the pictures they eventually go through, right?
A lot of pictures on there, you guys.
Come on.
Oh, you guys are free.
Oh, this is a good picture.
It doesn't go through as an image.
You really go through as a picture.
I'm half.
The pictures are a bright set of videos in here.
Oh, is it?
No, no, for 20, three years.
You know this guy for 23 years?
I've never met this guy.
He's not a friend.
He's just a guy.
He's a friend.
Like, if you see him off, I have a Kenny, it's like, what's up?
No, no, I've known him a long time.
We live together.
Living my garage.
Maybe still one to live in a garage.
I've already said too much.
So he knows the person. No.
No. Um, hopefully here's a very strange behavior coming from an adult. I don't get it. Yeah.
I'm a little age older. Oh, older.
That's fantastic. I know. Yeah. And what can you do, man? Yeah.
That's fantastic. I know.
Yeah, and what can you do, man?
Yeah.
Well, Chappelle went for a personal PR today of 500,
and then he could have got it and then he's scared.
So we had to lower the weight.
It's a lot of, it's a lot of fucking weight, first of all.
500, 500.
500.
But my PR is 405.
Well, I heard you did 455 easily,
and I'd like to see the time.
It's on the chin, give me the fingers. I wish we had his attempt of 500 he literally just let his fingers and then goes no
It's all mental
You're I'm gonna let me see this now. You're very strong, but let me just see something. I like your form. I like I like your form
Hey, dude, hey dude, dude you go way more. Yeah, 500.
You're gonna do 500.
How do you call him a soy boy here?
Trimble on.
Trimble on his sandwiches.
How about he didn't catch the soy boy?
Well, he needs a little, he needs some confidence.
He's got his Henry Ron shirt on.
He's got his black shirt on.
Listen, it's, it's, okay.
Yeah.
Dude, you got no problem with 455.
To be honest, you're putting 500 on a pedal. You could do reps with that. You know that, yeah. Yeah, that's the right thing. To 455 to be honest. You're putting 500 a pedal you could do reps with that
You know that yeah, that's the right to be honest. It's kind of scary. Okay. I'm scared of passing out
Yeah, we didn't lie headed. Have you ever passed up from working out with us ever? No, but I've seen the videos
I'm giving a fuck. I've seen videos of
This is not for you. You're not going on. Oh, this is new for for you. And you're moving weight, and you're also a cautious human being,
which is very cautious.
Very cautious.
Very cautious.
Very cautious.
You're a cautious human being, and you're thinking about things
like popping your-
What do you mean, what do you mean?
What do you mean, what do you mean, what do you mean,
I'm not cautious.
You're around me all the time.
I'm gonna tell you why, I think he's cautious.
You're around me all the time.
He doesn't venture.
It's hard for for Chappelle to venture out of into the unknown.
That's why he tends to stick to music
He sticks to his interests
Back, right? Okay. I like this. I like this. So for Shepel to step outside of his comfort
Right the psychiatrist. It well, it's okay, and I love you for it. You're sensitive, dude
Yeah, and you're and you and and I'll tell you something else
The reason your crosses is because you have a good imagination. And when people have a good imagination,
they tend to come up with ways things can go very long.
Yeah, right?
Especially with working out.
Yeah.
And, but sometimes I think your cost is,
I think Brennan's cost is, but you just,
don't give a fuck.
Yeah.
I know, he goes, what's the worst it's gonna have?
Are you gonna fail people?
Well, it's not just, I said,
Shopella, they're just throwing you in,
like I didn't warm up and just did 500 pounds.
Let's just tell you, you know what they're just throwing you in?
I don't give a fuck, dude.
If I don't get it, I don't care if you guys make fuck.
Well, you're top, no, you're also a little bit tougher.
How you gonna try to put yourself in a comparison with me?
When it comes to working out.
He did two things, one time Brennan did two things
when I knew he was different.
He was willing to, when he was willing to stand straight,
and he said, just fall back and hit the ground.
So just fall all the way back.
Just fall, just fall, just fall.
But just fall and don't get caught,
because we were trying to shoot the angle,
and he goes, well, just do it.
And I go, but I'll hit the ground and really hurt myself.
And he goes, be a pussy.
He goes, just do it. Yeah. I was like, that's not something I can do. I think ground and really hurt myself. And he goes, be a pussy. He goes, just do it.
Yeah, I was like, that's not something I can do.
I think that would really hurt you.
Yeah, standing and you want me to just fall back
and hit my back.
That's also for our TV show.
Yeah, but that would hurt badly.
What do you mean if he broke a hip?
Yeah, so I was like, I need padding.
And he goes, you're a pussy.
Then, then, I've written horses as you guys know.
Yeah, you explain.
You explain.
And you have to wrap your head up.
Little bit of your word?
No, say it again.
Well, I'm in Prince.
And so I know horses and I have a healthy respect
for horses.
Okay.
And I had to ride a horse for our thing.
Okay, I'll ride off in the distance.
We're flying the kid 3D. He said, he said, what we should do is, I'm the Indian, we'll just, we'll just
get on. And it was, there was a thing that would be funny if we both fell off. And I go, well,
we need stuntman. And he goes, no, we'll just ride. We'll just, we'll just canner and then just
fall off together. And I went, now Brennan, hold hold on there are cactuses and there's rocks. It's ground
Judges ground. It's ground and I don't know about you know if you know that the desert has all kinds of sharp jagged
Things and you're falling from a fucking horse by deserts. He's calabasas. Oh
Bro true now we're in Ventura County, but then he goes like this he goes he goes
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro You have to get a horse. Yes, stunt guys. So I know the budger, so I'm like, we should just do it.
So we're gonna have to shoot another day.
Do all this.
I don't wanna fall off a horse with you.
Like that's a big, you're a lot, that's a lot of way you might land on me.
It did fucking so many things to go wrong.
It didn't so funny.
Dude, that would've been, that would've been,
that would've been, the worst for him to fall off a horse.
So many things can go wrong. Yes. Also, You're falling from a horse. It hurts. Yes. Been funny though
Follow
You want to get to number one or not on the charts dude. You're willing to go all the way. Oh, yeah
You're willing to go all the way. Yeah, wait, so what'd you guys do? We didn't do it. We didn't do it
I went why I said we did we delayed the scene. Yeah, I said, we're not doing that.
Cut the scene.
We're not riding fast, because you've never been on a horse.
It's dangerous.
And you had never been on a horse at the time.
Not really.
No, not really.
I'm not familiar.
Was your first time when you just,
in Montana?
Yeah.
I think when I was like really young, I rode a horse.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
I ain't getting it.
You don't give a fuck about anything.
It's horse time, man. You stay, see, he stays in his world too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fuck about anything. It's not horse time, dude.
You stay, he stays in his world too.
No, no, no, no, no, I'm down to ride a horse shark, whatever.
But then I'll say, you should be in a shark.
You should be in a horse?
Yeah, the horse's cool.
This thing has 900 horses in the fucking hood.
No, I think it comes from, I think it comes from,
when you get into a cage in your underwear, in front of all
those people and somebody locks it
and you have to fight a fucking six foot, six, six foot,
seven giant who can knock you out with a jab.
I think everything else is whatever after that.
Exactly, your mentality is different.
Your mentality is different.
When you have a spark, they change.
I call it a car wind everyday.
I'd say football's tough than that.
Really?
That was a fucking...
Excuse me though.
You're football's tough.
A grind, but not as dangerous, right?
Ah, man, I don't know.
Playing fullback at CU and the way they treated me,
it was tough, man.
Okay, but I was literally like the Kamikaze bomber
where they're like, oh, we need someone to run into a wall.
Call it up, shop, I'm like, what?
Like, go run into that guy.
I'm like, all right.
Okay, special teams, they used to,
because I was the wedge buster, which is the worst job in the world. It'm like, all right. Okay, special teams, they used to, because I was the wedge buster,
which is the worst job in the world.
It's like being on the front line
when you have the musket.
So,
the latest knew you were a grinder
and when you're happy to be there.
Yeah, they're like,
we're not worried about what the shop is doing.
Like humbling, humbling.
What's that you're just doing the shit work,
the dummy work.
So, they just,
so the way the wedge works,
now the NFL is pacified, it's the no fun league,
but it used to be like the biggest guys would, when the ball would be kicked off, the biggest
guys would form a wall.
And then the guy catching the ball would, you know, they would block everyone and he'd
try to get to the end zone.
So you need someone to bust that wedge, like Angry Birds.
You need to fly into that wedge, Kamikaze style.
So you're blown up the wedge.
So my guys can get through and tackle.
So I was the, that's the same.
So you're the Kamikaze.
Yes.
And they, the Monday after the game on Saturday,
they used to like, everybody get together like,
look, it's shot blow up the wall.
And you're like, I'm glad everybody's having fun with this,
but it's, so it can't be held.
But they don't do anything. You're running, you're running top speed, I'm glad everybody's having fun with this, but it's so it can't be held. But they don't do anything.
You're running, you're running, you're running top speed and they're running top speed.
And you guys are colliding in the minute and it's usually like O line minute lineback.
That's horrifying.
The worst.
That's horrifying.
So fighting?
Fuck your fighting.
So you're just tough, man.
Oh, and they're, they're real.
What?
They run four fours four five.
So you're two of that collision. Half knee doing that again. run four, four, four, five. So you're, that collision, how have you been doing that again?
I mean, it depends how many touchdowns we score.
What the fuck, dude?
Oh, I would never do that.
See, I would, that's too fast.
It's intense.
And then how are you hitting?
You're just keeping your, your bull and your neck
and just coming in.
What are you, you know, you're fleeing your flesh and body
into the fucking wall.
So you're getting wrong, you're just bangin'
and concussion centrally.
And then you're done with football, big disappointment,
no NFL, you try out for the Buffalo Bills,
and then you go, I can play in the indoor league.
Oh yeah, I'll go try UFC, and I'm gonna fight
with Shane Carwin, who had the biggest hands
in the UFC in the hardest hitter.
And you guys would just bang
Yeah, yeah, now I understand
They're from intelligence it's a tough way to make a living dude. Yeah tough for both fucking tough though, dude for probably an all fucking
I mean so you take football was was your heartbeat needs more games more competitive
Yeah, dude what's on the line is insane?
Mm-hmm. Yeah, if you do bad, you lose your gig.
Like somebody else can replace you.
So embarrassing.
So many ways to get hurt.
And it's so hard to make the theme.
It's so hard.
It's impossible to make the theme.
I'd practice.
I listen, fighting, I train for two years, doesn't you see?
Within four, it's ranked in the top 10.
Okay.
But Paul, I started when I was six. And everybody, everybody plays it. within four is ranked in top 10. Okay. Football?
A circle now is six.
And everybody, everybody plays it.
Yeah, and everyone's trying to play it.
You actually call it a rattle?
So I'm not the guy's an Alabama or like Florida, UCL.
I'm a junior, I'm a junior in high school,
up in Massachusetts, wrestling is my thing.
And I want to be a really great,
I want to come back and win everything.
I go to Dan Gable's wrestling camp for high schoolers.
So every kid in the nation goes to Dan Gabel's camp.
Two weeks and they train you like a champion.
You got the hot guys there and you're training.
I trained for two weeks there, where you wake up in the morning,
you run sprints and you do all that stuff.
You look at the visual and tell me.
All that shit.
You know what happened?
I went, oh, I don't want to do this.
Oh, I don't want to grind this. Oh, I don't want to
grind like this. Have you ever met like a real like a real collegiate wrestler like the guys who
I can't say that I haven't I get it. Oh, they're just like all of us. The who don't. They're the,
yeah, but you met him after the fact, but yeah, in Grantee, you met him as a double champ, but
such a grind. It's just like they're just cut from a different cloth. Yeah. Yeah. Like if the
Taliban came here, I just sent out the wrestling.
That's right.
There's the toughest,
there's the toughest people in the world.
That's right.
They're mental capacity to endure pain.
That's right.
And like to get through shit is,
because you're sucking things.
You're also sucking weight.
You're also sucking.
You're around.
And then to be on like Oklahoma state or Oklahoma or Iowa
or like Ohio state, you can do.
Those are the squads.
Well, when I tell you, when I tell you,
I limped for two weeks, I was limping
because of just the over-train.
And I went, you quit after that?
No, I just, I was like,
this is what D1 wrestling is.
And I went to American University,
not D1 like Oklahoma.
Yeah, I was like, if this is what this is,
if where I have to wake up and sprint,
and that becomes my full job,
and then at the end of four years,
I'll be able to shoot a great double leg.
I mean, I'm not saying it doesn't have its merits,
but I was like, I just don't.
That's the other thing, there's no way.
They're like a famous collegiate wrestler, go.
The big boy that could do the back foot.
Yeah, what's his name?
That's the problem.
So, they also, so that's the other thing about wrestlers.
They get no notoriety.
They're not getting paid or compensated.
Yeah.
No one's buying their jersey.
You don't make money off them.
Nothing.
Nothing.
That's fucking insane.
But I tell you what, but there's a lot of, I know a lot of wrestlers like guys that
want to Penn State or some of those Ivy League schools are really like Harvard or
good at wrestling.
Well, those guys got in the Harvard because they're really smart, but they have that work ethic.
Yes.
And then they start companies.
And then they take that same work ethic into the business world and they smash it
Well, what they do is they give jobs to those other wrestlers. That's fucking dope. So you see some business
That's that's how the flower is. Yeah, million. Yes, mail-ins. Yes. I know a wrestler his sons were all
Studs he started and he was older and him and his son used to wrestle with the pro team up in Boulder
He'd fly private everywhere like his kid went to I think Colgate
It was just like when you see like how the Iowa team trains that I those Hawkeyes how they wake up at 5 30 in the morning
And that's their first practice and they're practicing till 7 30. There's a tough people in the world
And and then they have another practice in the afternoon and when Metcalf one this kid met caf won the NCAAs
He won the fucking national championship.
And they were interviewing him.
And he was like, just pointed at my performance stuff,
there are a lot of things I didn't execute.
You just won, you just won.
You just won, you just won.
That tells him about wrestling, like there's no showboating.
Like there's no bragging.
That's like baseball, it's super frowned upon.
Which is one of the reasons why it doesn't, unfortunately,
it doesn't cross over to
pop culture, like gets more.
Because people like to see that like, yeah, you know, dude, damn.
And that's why when you see guys like Dan Cormier or, or, um, uh, curly hair, Ben Ascron,
when you become an Olympian, the kind of pain you put your body through, the kind of
competitive spirit you have to have and the ability to grind on that level is
It's just very rare. That's why if you're a rare breed like if you have a kid and you're like man
Which I get them into wrestling like if you look at the USC champions everywhere most of the time
They have a wrestling background like anyone who's successful has a wrestling background. Yeah, cuz it translates. Yep
Fuck your fucking mouth. That's intense. It's intense. Yeah, that's it
There's have to be one of them. Yeah, literally I get it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah
So quit trying to get me to dead live 500th. No, you could do that. You're just a soy boy about it
You're just putting
What the fuck is a soy boy?
You know, so like
Super whoa like that any of that is
You wear hemp sandals. Yeah, what is it say?
Well, this is actually a Wikipedia on it. So it says so was a pejorative
Yeah
Spines are for cock and looks like our government is their soy boys. We're the laughing stock of the fuck all because of 500 pounds.
I'm a soy boy.
Well, you're just you're putting that 500 on a pest tool.
It should be on.
I get it.
You really gotta be like, that's not shit.
I just do it a little bit.
Bear it.
Bear it down.
Oh, but what I told Shepel, like when he saw me do 600, I went, it's a fight.
Dude, I'm not going to get this dude. I'm not gonna get this easy.
I can't do 601.
Yes.
I can't do 601.
Yes.
I can maybe get 600.
That's what you're seeing me as if you're gonna be a fight.
So every fiber of you being asked to be focused on.
My nuts are helping me.
My fucking nuts are fucking everything.
I get it now, like with the, it looked easy for me
to do that, even though it wasn't.
They say deadlift is the best exercise.
Yeah, if you could only do one, just do that three times a week.
Yeah, and then right after we did our like PRs, like Mark had us do what was that?
So we always do, we always go really heavy and then we end with, we did 12 sets of three.
Yeah.
I like four.
Every minute on me, Mark gets five.
That's good that you're honest, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, if you keep doing this too. Yeah. Yeah, well, you keep doing this.
And you keep yourself.
He's also with me and Mark,
like we know our way around the way around.
So he's with us.
So he has no choice.
Oh, they're like the best thing for me
when it comes to the whole.
You're talking about my guys who've been lifting for every time
I look at them.
And like I said earlier, like listen,
we do all the fucking workouts.
When I see this motherfucker dead live,
it's the fucking wildest thing.
I go, what?
If you work in two years, you can be doing 600 pounds.
To reflals.
No, maybe.
He can do 500 right now, so maybe.
Yeah.
If we had a plan, if we had a plan,
we'd say, you're strong.
A hundred pounds more is a lot, but it's a lot.
That's a lot.
Well, I just thought, it's a lot well I just thought
But you can do it. I would love to bench 500 but putting 75 pounds on my bed, but you did a
25
You did it pretty easy pretty damn. I feel like you guys I had 405 for four. I feel like you have 450 in your back pocket right now
Yeah, me It's heavy For four I feel like you have four fifty in your back pocket right now. Yeah me
It's heavy. It's heavy
But I feel like I feel like you feel a four or five I do feel for four fifty four fifty I saw that I studied that four twenty five. I studied and I even said to you I text you and I said
You can do more than that
You did send me something hilarious
You did send me something hilarious. Really find it.
Yeah.
I said, I'm building that 425s.
Like, dude, be careful your shoulders.
Come on.
The guy's shut up.
Come on now.
But like, you never, you never felt anything
with your shoulders from benching, right?
I've been doing it too long, man.
I was gonna say, I'm like, I mean,
I guess I haven't been doing it that long.
But today I'll post a video about my L.A. shows this Friday
and Saturday.
And we have a very special guest dropping in for that. But I was gonna go into that longer. Today I'll post a video about my LA shows this Friday and Saturday and we have a very special guest
dropping in for that.
But I was gonna read that.
I just made that on purpose.
Oh, I'm just reading.
Cause I'm checking up on them, right?
So you know with the whole car, right?
Yeah, it's like Brian is like,
it's been so heavy and like the response that we've got,
is, I mean, if you wanna make me cry,
that will do it.
If you go to the poor ladies go find me
who passed the way their ants started.
All the comments are findin' the kid fans.
Go and find the kid,
yeah, saw that.
And put Pittsburgh, it's like all findin' the kid fans.
Like T-Fat Army, UK, Solson, T-Fat K,
T-Fat K Army, T-FatK, T-FatK Army out of Arizona.
It's a T-FatK Dallas.
It's all fighting the kids fans, so they're at 47,000 now.
You guys are so amazing.
And they're at the fans of the sorority.
And now we're getting so many great emails from cops
and firefighters.
Oh, yeah.
And I do, I don't read a lot of social means,
but I do read the emails.
Do me a favor, quit sending me your horror story that you experience, because it's
triggering for it ruins my day.
I love the emails, but when you describe your horror story, compared to my, I don't,
I think they're trying, I think they're dealing with their own PTSD.
Well, that's what they say today.
They say that I dealt with this.
This is how I get over it and that helps, but the horror stories are so fucking horrific.
Yeah.
I can't get through anywhere. So my, all the cops and the fine-knit fans who, you know,
donate all this money, I can't think you guys enough. I mean that made me feel...
There's a firefighter who also, he was a state trooper now and he's a small and guy from Salt Lake City.
And he sent me a video saying, hey dude, you know, Brennan has PTSD
and he's gonna have it.
It's what we live with all the time and talk to him.
That's why I kept calling him.
I was calling him almost like,
Brian kept calling me, texting me all the serious stuff.
So you know how do you mean,
so me and Brian joke around,
and he like sent me this long like heartfelt text message.
And what the fuck was that?
That's right.
Now remember, I'm not making light of this situation.
Yeah, I have to make light of this situation. I'm in fact,
I mean, this is me texting Brian.
So he said to do this whole heart like PTSD,
you gotta talk to somebody, I'm here, blah blah blah.
And this is what I swung.
And I know how he is.
And he keeps calling, I don't wanna answer him
or I'm like kids, I don't wanna answer him.
Right.
So this is what I'm responsible for.
And he and I are the same because I know
what's going on in his head is,
look, there's nothing I can do to help like we can talk
But at the end of the day I didn't talk about anything like what that's not how we process. Yes, but also like I also know it helps to talk
Right if he can't if he can't talk on it. It's me. That's you got your way don't let your
We don't hang just a little bit out thick size saves lives. So anyway, we're talking and we're like, it's all serious.
You're gonna be okay.
This is your thing and this is,
what would this is a mission?
Do I try to help these kids?
I'm a hero.
I'm a hero.
Yeah, I go, that's, I go,
be the prince.
Well, Brian goes, you're the hero and they're what you like, man.
I go, I told you, I said, you're the hero.
This is your role, brother.
I go, this is your role.
You know, be the prince and then I just get this.
He goes, I know, I know.
Hey, real quick, between us.
Dot, dot, dot.
I'm a superhero.
And then he goes, no, I'm reading it and he goes,
for real, I might be Batman, which makes you Robin.
You gay.
I knew it.
And he says in the nature of the bad signal,
he goes, seriously, if you need to get a hold of me,
I only respond to this, okay, which is that bad signal.
And I go, no, please, he goes, he goes,
then I just get this.
Call me Batman and private police.
I was like, I can't.
That's what we get.
That's what we do.
I was laughing so fucking hard.
I was so scared.
Because we're in the middle of the shit.
It's so bad.
It's so bad.
It's so bad.
Like our history, with brothers and sisters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All this stuff, and I just get fat.
I was like, ooh!
You like fat?
Because I was laughing so fucking hard.
I'm a fat man.
I saw that fucking artwork someone made of y'all this bad man in a robber's. Yeah. I can love fucking hard man. I'm a fat man. I saw that fucking artwork someone made of y'all.
Is Batman a Robin?
Yeah, I can love that.
Yeah, I gotta be gay rock.
I can go that one.
I'm finally getting Instagram.
It's someone I think, did you post a Christian?
So funny.
So funny, probably.
I'm sweating, so funny man.
Fuck, that's funny.
You're gay.
I hate it.
Yeah, but you're Robin, I knew it.
Look at this one. And I kept getting the text and I just kept watching it unfold holy giant dogs Batman
Yeah
And it's just
That's genius whoever did this I love you did that Tom John Vaughan by man and Robin by man and Robin by man and Robin
That's fucking Tom John Vaughan you're awesome. I'm bad man
I am bad man in your 50%
My song shut the fuck up that I wrote and saying what on stage
that I wrote and sang. What?
Onstage.
Oh, no.
I'll play it for you later, not on here.
Because I want to actually, I'm actually
going to make a video on it.
Did you play it on the guitar?
I wrote and sang a song.
Can you do a little teaser?
Is it going to be a little teaser?
No, it's stupid and funny, but I'm not
going to play it now.
A little teaser?
Just a little time to play.
OK, I'll play it for, I can play it for you,
because I want to get your idea of how
to make a video of it.
Well, we'll tell you if you need it.
Let's see if we need to do it.
Yeah, and then when we do it, then we'll do it. I'll do it with the video. I how to make a video of it. Well, we'll tell you if you need it. And then let's see if we, yeah, and then when we do it,
then we'll do it, I'll do it with the video.
I don't get it to you after this.
Anyway.
So that's once we get it to joke.
It's coming.
Well.
Yeah.
No, I think it was.
It's gotten a good response.
Wait, are we listening to it?
No, not right now.
Can you say?
Like I, no, but it's like, you'll see what I mean.
Anyway, there's maybe Chincam performance.
Yeah, maybe, yeah.
Yeah, once you're saying you're nervous
about the shows this weekend?
Of course.
I'm always nervous.
You guys been rehearsing every week?
Yeah.
It's been a minute.
Why don't you do the first show in LA?
I had no idea.
And then also, when I should tell those dudes
that's helping us out with the,
I think, did he help us with this one or?
No, I think it's showing Phoenix.
Yeah, so we have like three shows lined up for the which is insane
where's it all how Phoenix rail so
and then often the same week in your in uh... houston
oh nice that'd be fun and you know
no san Antonio
so sorry san Antonio and your san Antonio we're gonna go to Austin someplace in
Austin
look at the weather at houston right now
you see looked at it but
yeah
really looked at it
and i was
it wasn't that hot.
Yeah, shut up.
You don't remember it.
That's the last thing I searched.
Yeah, I'm not a fan.
82, not too bad.
82.
82.
All right, we got rain.
82, a little bit of rain.
I'll be there.
A little bit of rain, Brian.
See me?
It's not bad.
Ooh, it's rain though.
It's rain.
But just a little bit of rain.
Am I dealing with rain the whole weekend?
No, just the afternoon.
Well, there's that hurricane. afternoon. Well, there's that hurricane
Oh, yeah, there's that hurricane is it gonna hit Houston?
So when you're there, it's gonna be hot
However Houston a lot of times it's even harder not well the humidity. Yeah
You know
Outside you're in the middle of the desert. You're indoors. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, are you gonna go outside? You're in the middle of the desert.
You know, people talk about that.
Indoor.
You're annoying.
Do you not have AC?
Right.
Yeah, also, I don't care.
I don't wanna hear about the weather.
You're right.
It's not like you chill outside.
The only weather that fucks you with a snow.
Like you do it like say you're like
New York and it's like a blizzard.
Yes, yes.
I, the reason I check how humid it is,
is if I'm gonna be on stage,
I gotta bring a lot of different shoes. You know like a cat williams. I got a the reason I check how humid it is is if I'm gonna be on stage I got to bring different
Yeah, I got to bring a lot of different
Cat williams. I got you sweat through your jeans like that dude. I get sweaty
I guess so so I don't think I've ever seen something like that. I get so sweat. I'm dredged
I know yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't think I've ever seen sweat through your jeans
Different so you sweat through that little dick hole
Maybe that's why I always wear black usually,
because I sweat so much.
Mm.
Yeah.
Probably get sweaty.
Yeah.
I don't have to go talk about the weather.
And I don't like people tell me about their dreams.
I don't care about your dreams.
You care about it?
I don't care about your diet, your food.
I don't care about your workout.
I don't care about the errands you have to run.
And also, I had a dream last night. Did you have a dream last night?
Well, that's not real is it? No
no
No, it's not
You leave Thursday big J get turn Thursday
Be the Thursday big J dog. I love Jay. I don't see him enough. I miss him. He got a new puppy
I try to get in between you guys. We're brothers That's so funny
Brothers your brothers brothers. What are we doing today?
He is
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What do you guys do with Jay, by the way,
when you guys get here?
Well, I have shows,
because we're supposed to be in North Carolina
and the boat was got rescheduled.
So Jay has a ticket anyway.
So is the hurricane hitting North Carolina?
I guess it's just a...
Hurricane Delta. It's East Coast. It's just a shit show out there. So it doesn't make sense for me to go out and Delta
So the Delta variant is got I guess you look at the numbers. It's not bad. No, but you know, I don't want to I don't be
Sponsible for spreading Delta. I don't need those. You don't need those problems. Did you hear about New Zealand?
They shut back down after they went into lockdown. I think it was New Zealand? They shut back down after, they went into lockdown,
I think it was New Zealand after one case,
one case they locked down.
One case, they don't fuck around.
Was it New Zealand?
I think it was New Zealand.
Well, they were super, super strict, so that sounds right.
They didn't fuck around.
But also, they had opened up earlier before we did.
They were like doing, there's some bands I like out there.
They never had bad issues.
They never had bad issues, but yeah, there's some bands I like out there. They never had bad issues. They never had bad issues, but yeah,
there's some bands I like out there.
I don't get why we just don't do what Sweden did.
Have you seen the Sweden model?
Yes, and I like it.
I know what's to talk about.
I know.
Tell me about it.
They never shut down.
They never shut down.
They just took old people.
And they said, well, people, you guys got a quarantine.
They took the people at risk, which we've known forever,
and those are the people that they quarantine.
Yeah. But they didn't lock down. And guess what? you guys got a quarantine, they took the people at risk, which we've known forever and those are the people that they quarantine.
Yeah.
But they didn't lock down and guess what?
They did not have a spike in deaths.
Neither did England.
Like London, when the Delta hit, they're like,
right, we'll get through this and now it's the Delta.
However, I'll say this about London,
when you go there, they are super strict.
So you have to have a COVID test three days before you go.
You have to be vaccinated. You have to have a COVID test three days before you go. Okay.
You have to be vaccinated.
You have to have a COVID test eight days after you're there.
And they call you.
When you get there, you have to quarantine.
They call you, they track your phone.
So if they show up at where you're at
and you're not there, you're in some serious trouble.
How did you see Trump last time, Fox News?
No, you went hard in the paint.
He did?
Oh my god, he went, you forget, like I know he's crazy,
but you forget how much of a better talker he is,
the Biden, like, oh my god, he released the Hound.
He did?
Oh my god, I'm Biden.
He's like, this is the word strategy in American history.
You know, we're strategy American history,
where we didn't have Afghanistan.
These pornists, you know, they just stick it to it.
And then they go, well, Biden is listening.
He didn't even know what's going on.
He's like, he goes, who knows who's making the calls?
He's like, he's not doing it.
Did you see that TikTok or whatever it was
where they compare?
Hey, Brian.
No, my nephew was showing it today.
My nephew was showing it to me.
My nephew was showing it to me.
No more TikTok, but.
The difference between Biden, I mean,
no, I'm sorry, Obama and Trump, when they talk about
the same thing, where Biden's like, he was, um, Tom Menlon was, uh, giving a burial,
let's see, and just cut it.
Obama.
It died like a dog.
I died like a dog.
That's Trump's problem.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so hard.
Oh, fuck itself.
You know the name of the TikToker?
I can find it. We were laughing so hard. The guy was laughing. Oh, we of the tiktok her? I can find it.
We were laughing so hard.
The guy was laughing.
Oh, we're pulling up the tiktok.
If I can find it, I typed in the Biden and Trump thing
and didn't work.
Oh, that's fucking fun.
Yeah.
Brian, you're more educated than me.
I saw that Obama when he was in office,
he let go the head of the Taliban.
Is that true?
Is that just so degraded him?
He traded him for that.
He traded him for that.
Burnt all, Burnt all.
So do you think if he never did that, you'd think?
Well, the guy spent from 2002 to 2014 in Guantanamo Bay, and hadn't been actually accused of a crime,
he was just considered close to a Somal Bin Laden, so he was too dangerous to let go, and as a result, you know.
So it's gonna be a problem, dude.
Now the Taliban, what they do is they create a shield for the terrorist of flourish.
So it's not gonna be a problem now, but a few years.
Yeah, or the Taliban realizes that there's not a whole lot of profit in that kind of behavior.
And it might make sense to come into the fold a little bit.
No, not a chance.
Well, it's like they were saying they like, they were interviewing one guy from the Taliban
and you know, CNN's run with,
they're like, actually, Taliban's opening
given women rights.
And then they showed them a woman
with a refuse to wear the turban
and was talking about women rights.
Oh, they shot her in the face.
Oh, shit.
So they're erasing all pictures of women
in there in Afghanistan, too.
Did we ensure the clip of the lady talking about the Taliban? We did that on that night.
We didn't have any against it.
Yeah.
Where she's like, they're shouting death to Americans, but they actually seem pretty cool.
Yeah.
She's on the street.
What?
You're like, what?
This is a reporter.
Yeah.
It was really, yeah.
Yeah, it's just like a white reporter like it.
Oh, from the Americans, but she's in the whole ghetto.
At the end of the day, she's like, they're shouting from the Americans, but she's in the whole get at the end of the day She's like they're shouting death Americans went that's pretty cool. The worry is that the country falls into civil war
And and and again and cuz you said there's tribes
It's it's tribal I talked to some guys who were over there and like are knee deep in that shit and I said
Because we're doing the King's thing yesterday talking about I wanted to get a little facts on it,
because we don't know where he here knows what the fuck's going on.
And they said it's a good idea to get out of there,
but not the way we did it.
They said the way we did it was not the,
the big lesson though is this, with all our intel,
all our intel and all the policy people who study this,
what I think is very
significant is that none of them none of them saw the country fall
quickly yeah yeah and we're talking about our experts who are basically calling
the shots like Biden's just like it was fell in 11 days and no one saw that
we thought and four days 60% of the country's taking four days what does that mean
what that means is that the Taliban as we call four days, 60% of the country's take it off. Four days. What does that mean? What that means is that the Taliban, as we call them,
have an enormous amount of sympathy among the people
in that country because a lot of the effort
wasn't reaching a lot of those people.
So you have to take that into account, right?
It's a little bit like the way the Vietnam,
had so much sympathy that people weren't,
didn't have allegiance to Saigon.
And it was like, well, you have to look at
what's really going on in the hearts and minds of the people.
And that's hard for them to come out from the gas.
They had a retired four-star general on the other day.
And he was just talking about,
he's like, like the Taliban and the people of Guestan,
they don't want Americans there.
So we have so much power with that. Before we just dipped out and fucked, like there's like, they think they don't want Americans there. So we have so much power with that.
Before we just dipped out and fucked,
like they think they don't know the reports.
They think there's between 10 to 30,000 Americans
stuck over there now.
So he's like, he would been so much easier to go,
all right, we'll leave, you have our word,
but we have to get all these people out.
As soon as they're out, then we'll leave.
Because they want us out so bad,
they'd be like, all right, cool, fly everybody out.
That's fine, and we can get everybody out.
But instead of doing this knee jerk reaction, I'm like, all right cool fly, fly everybody out. That's fine. And we could have got everybody out. But instead of doing this knee jerk reaction,
like all right, we're out.
People are fucked.
Yes, fuck.
Now I did hear that,
and those are experts that were in Biden's air
giving the head for the wheelchair.
And had no idea.
And had no idea.
But the guys who were in the military, they have ideas.
Yeah, but they're not, they can't,
they don't have the presence here.
I've kind of thought it's always been that whirlpool you get sucked into you try to go in there with a lightfoot Print as we said and you still get suck. Yeah, it goes even the somewhat of Russians try to take it over what years ago
Yeah, the 80 70s gang is Khan Alexander great who else the Russians nobody nobody conquer of kind of stuff
I've got the British now remember those in
those Taliban they're only like 35,000
strong 75,000 about they don't they don't
know the exact number so roughly that 75
75,000 took over the country and there's
300,000 and an Air Force plus an Air Force
we took the Air Force in their drones away so
that's a little tough but they did have 75,000
over 300,000 that's a little tough, but they did have 75,000 over 300,000. That's all good of fighters. Yeah
They're fucking also the country itself the towns the military
Massive desertions they were just like I'm not fighting those guys. I'm not killing those guys
I know those guys. I know those guys. I don't know you America. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, but it's finding that a we know them and be their better fighters than this and see we really don't know what the fuck
We're doing so we're gonna die.
What is that expression?
It's one thing to know what you're fighting against.
We went in there, and I agreed with why we went in there,
because they were harboring our enemies, Al-Qaeda,
and I supported that 100%.
That's what we were fighting against, terrorism.
And we beat it.
And we beat it.
And we beat it.
And we beat it.
And we beat it.
And we beat it.
And we beat it.
And we beat it. And we beat it. And we beat it. And we beat it. And we beat it. problem is you have to ask yourself you're there for twenty years what are you fighting for and we don't know what you're fighting for that's very you're saying if you're if you're
if you're not getting your american will feel american fighting so that doesn't come back
that's right but it seems to me that we did that after we bomb
torre boron and they already went into was iris nana pakistan and so
you know we turned our our
we had all that military machinery and who was there, the Taliban, who'd never killed Americans, we turned on them.
And then we got ourselves, whether we knew it or not, into a type of civil, we took sides, even though we tried to use the Northern Alliance to do it, blah, blah, blah.
It's dicey, man.
It's dicey, and...
It's what Biden be remembered for, for sure.
It's what he will be remembered for. I don't fall, I don't fall, to the light pulling out ultimately I faltered for the way he pulled out
that's what always everybody always says I just think it's very significant that
no one saw it caught falling that quickly and that's why none of us knew what
was really going on the hearts and minds of average of counties yeah so I would
you get yeah yeah
I'm sick on that agent a lot I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. people that were served in the army in Afghanistan and they were saying a bunch of
saying like the government or everyone knew that this is going to happen and they knew
it was going to happen fast and they just did it.
Anyways, let's start with, do you think he'll pay a political price for it?
Biden?
Oh yeah.
I saw that in a they and I heard a
Cobbler hairs they they have like people in the house that she's shouting like you're not gonna put this on me This is your best because she's the most ambitious person on the planet
But she's also the most dislike vice president of all time
So if you think Biden's gonna pass away and she steps up your your story
I'm not in here. Yeah, people can't stand it. I, even when she was running, people did like, like, figure it out.
Condescending.
Oh, shut the car.
It's horrible.
It's just like, it works.
I read that if they did like a re-election after everything that just happened, that Trump,
like if Biden and Trump had a re-election, that Trump would have, like, the approval ratings
Trump would have won.
I believe that.
I can't believe that.
He's so polarizing, though, Trump's so polarizing.
Yeah, I like it a lot of the Trump did but just it just separated the nation like yeah, I'd rather I don't want to deal with that
No, I like his policies way better than Biden's but we were so like America was so divided so divided
I and it was it was like heartbreak. Yes, which no one's worth that right yeah, let's get somebody else and there was less divisive
They're not we so better in those fucking two idiots Ron DeSantis that right yeah let's get somebody else in there is less divisive and I think he's great
you win okay um I'm sure you guys have seen this video by now yes I haven't this is insane so
this is a an alligator handler and they're doing some sort of birthday party thing We're you know, they're feeding the alligator and there's kids watching too. I don't bring out usually birthday party
It's like also you dummy. No, it's it's it's a place where they have those animals out. Yeah, so the kids just
The heart is a facility they say the hardest bite
Oh
There's a video here and this'll show you the video here. You see, and this girl is freaking, she's a boss.
So it's her alligator?
Yeah, she's the one that handles this particular alligator.
It's Darth Gator, that's his name.
Kind of fucked me up.
The size of that thing.
These kids are probably, ah, fuck.
And you can take a look at, I'll show you a little bit.
Take a look at this kid, in particular.
Well look at this size.
This is her.
What's your size? That didn't vote. So she grabs her particular. Well look at this. What's your season one? Number two?
Whoa, so it's got her hand
So she goes to the kids. He's done this before
Oh, he's rolling. Yeah, she rolls with him. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, I'm gonna break your heart
She got that chitchat to grip on him and this guy is
Look at awesome, too She got that chichichu grip on him and this guy is He got awesome too The one kid was down for the show. Yeah, he thought it was part of the show. He watching the kid do
Hey, hey dude get a stick and pry that job. I
Mean I'm sure everyone's just like what the hell just happened. Yeah, it's an alligator dude
Don't fuck with an alligator. He's choking right. It looks like he's doing yeah, I weird naked sort of
That alley-airstrike. I don't know what you guys expect dude her composure. She's such a boss. Yeah, her composure
Yeah, she wrapped her legs around the fucker. I like the guy who's doing nothing. I don't know what that was in the black shirt
I know nothing but hold her hand
Look at her holding it. Yeah, she's just coming. Yeah
Look at her holding it. Yeah, she's just kind of chilling.
You were just fucking.
Yeah.
Do you need another body here?
Do you need another body here?
Hey you, hey you.
Hey boy.
Hey boy.
Hey fat fuck.
Get in there.
Get a stick. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, get a crowbar and fucking open that thing to get a knife and fucking piercest thing in the fucking gills
you know what? Cut its fucking throat
Kill it. Oh there you go. And watch out
Super calm
Yeah, her composure was like and now this guy has to worry about the alligator and then she's guiding him through what to do
Look, he's all right on right on okay
up here by myself
She's so calm
What are doing her spring hmm fucking amazing he stuck in there. What are you doing? Herschfeld. Fuckin' amazing.
He's stuck in there? What's going on?
No.
Watch your hands.
Wait a minute.
Is that things in a bite?
I don't want to turn around and bite him.
I love his dad shoes.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey, damn. That's such a tense video. Oh, dearity.
What the fuck, if a girl's a badass,
what happened to her arm?
Do you want to see the pictures right now?
Yeah.
You're gonna loot.
I am.
Oh, that's terrible.
That's not gonna be fun.
Yeah, Mark's ass.
I thought it was worse than that.
That's not gonna be fun.
I think it's made to eat you.
She's a badass.
Oh, that's alligator doing alligator shit.
That's an alligator doing alligator shit.
Yeah.
And I find her attractive.
Hopefully they didn't put that on you. She's such a bad guy. That's your sexy. shit. Yes, an alligator doing alligator shit. Yeah, and I find her a track hopefully then put that
In-hap you're the way she's beautiful. Please stop doing that
Yeah, that's just too close to stupid if it gets your face your that's that same alligator. Yeah, and her after no
That's before
She got a body too. She's gorgeous. Yeah, but I don't want her to get hurt. Yeah, this is what works out all years like this bitch is stupid
It's happening. Well, you can't be talking about a car. He's that all years like all right
You keep putting your teeth in my fucking mouth man. I'm gonna suck them. Yeah, now
How did you get this?
That's what she's doing, she's all.
Why do you, you know what the problem with this,
this fucking deadlifting and all this tea?
What?
You're aggressive as fuck.
You think?
Yeah, you call them the fuck face.
You get a little like, who's that?
It comes in, you're like, where the?
Well I'm just saying, she's fucking having tits
all up in this alligator's face.
She had her face in her hands up in it. She's all up you would you but that thing but also that's what you get your face away
But also that's what you get though right strong is bite. Is that what you said Brian?
Strongie they have the strongest bite is it the cheetah?
I think it's a crocodile. Oh, no is it a Panther? No see alligator alligator American alligator. Bring up hardest by have the cast on you
The hyenas have harder by So that was salty that's an hour.
Yeah, the alligator's not far behind now that's salty. That's what scary. You know is there a top 10 list
Way there you'll just scroll down there which animals bite the hardest hit it
Great white shark hippo Jaguar number four Brian yeah but I think I think that American
Alligators are right there on the top end though no I think they are not
though I think they are salty saltwater great white standard hippo
new it oh yeah jaguar jaguar yeah I knew jaguar
yeah those things are monster Polar yeah, that fucking thing
Just sends me pictures of that everyone's
Tiger no shit
Groosey bear. Oh my god. They're be scary. Oh my god. Oh, this is fucking
They all bite they all bite fucking hard. They all bite hard dude. They kill things with their face. Okay
And that's what that lady handling. I'll get it's like that's what you get though
You know what's funny is you're not funny, but when you watch lions attack a
Giant like in water buffalo. Yeah, big male the big males just sitting there struggling them off well lions
The lions go right for the old testicles. Yeah, they're not fighting right off
They like to attack from the back. You gotta eat this and the big nuts.
They don't have to deal with them head on.
Big black nuts.
Yeah.
Big black nuts.
Like big black nuts.
All right.
Brian Cowan nuts.
Yeah.
Big and that.
Every time you're heavy black nuts.
Heavy black nuts.
And so the lines don't know.
They're like, oh, look at these pair of nuts.
Delicious.
All right.
Yeah, that's just.
What's this? I want you to try it since you never tried it.
What is it?
It's a truly, remember you talked about trullies?
What is it?
You talked smack on trullies.
It's a lemonade trullie.
It's just a sour, sour, sour, sour.
It's a trull, sour, sour.
Yeah, just give a shot.
You know if you drink it, you can start drinking it.
What?
Yeah, dude.
Salters for game.
That trulls are big.
No, it's science. I read a mark on it. What do you mean I have to I I'm not gonna want a second day
Yeah, it's walled the gravy baby. Is it like one of the way?
If I tell you dude I'll try the frat houses
We got you know what happened we're drinking some white claw next thing. Oh, we're sucking each other off all right
Let me see I'm sure
Show us some white claw next thing. No, we're sucking each other off. All right. Let me see. I'm sure
Swallow it's tasty, right swallow now look at my dick
There's too much hold the holes daddy's thirsty
Daddy's thirsty
You have a huge around. Oh god!
Let me try it. How is it? I don't think you're gonna feed, I mean,
no, it doesn't make me gay, I've already had whiskey.
So I have the blocker for it.
What's wrong with Buffalo Trace?
Do you guys guys, because it's like no carbs, no sugar, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah? Yeah, it's like a Mike's heart. Yeah, sugary though. Or like a...
It tastes like it's not worth it.
It's not worth it.
Is that smirkin' off ice?
Yeah, not like that though.
Like, yeah.
Yeah, smirkin' off ice is not good.
It's a little bit high.
It's a 12 year old girl.
Yeah.
I got fucked up off of those on a fight companion.
You got fucked up off of a 27?
Yeah.
I had like a whole 12 pack to myself really.
But it's so, so.
It's drinkin' though.
It's fine. There's alcohol in it.
5% alcohol.
You don't get you some arrogant bastards
if you have a hundred and forty to round.
Six fights can be in play fucking Edward 40 hands.
Yeah, do it.
I'm down.
I'm down.
You ducked.
You took 40s through your hands and you can't take it off.
Do you finish them?
You go on.
One of you asked to help me order the bathroom though then.
What did you say?
One of you will have to help me go to the bathroom and that.
I haven't had that.
I haven't done that.
There it is.
It's a 240 hands.
I've got you.
I've got to try to make some terrible mistakes.
What's that?
I'm shy.
Yeah, that doesn't look like it.
And it's cold too.
So your hands go numb.
I'll do it.
You've never done it?
No.
You didn't go to college, right? I went to Santa Monica for like college for like two years
So not like a real experience. You didn't go to college, right? Basically not. Yeah, I sent it to you. All right
Edward 40 hands is a great game. I used to get down a dirty on some metal 40 hands. That fucking
What do you study? You two?
Study in college. I'm marketing and advertising colors marketing and advertising no coloring whiskey's revoked
I'm a the whiskers are too hard especially if I want to just you know chill
But I do like told you I chase the whiskey with the hard seltzer. That's the Ed with 40 hands champ
That's not even is that what kind of tape is that I don't know what kind of
I'm a tree didn't get out of it. Yeah, I couldn't pee
No, you gotta have someone help you. Yeah, I have someone help you part of the game. Yeah, but I was ever 40 hands 10
I'm not chagging. I'm talking. That's crazy right there. I used to do that. I used to taste
I mean, I was in college. This is in college. I used to get down with like two 40s a night
Just fucking hydrated, but ice wow just fucking rockin
Wow, and where we had college it was a dry county so we had to drive like a
Distance college with dry county. This was in Texas Jesus
It was in a small town
It's college
A dry fucking county
I know right Brian you will be up right get my
Right be right right
Just where the watch is you go the scholarship
You guys fuck
Just go bad on the whole coach like
He's on his heels and he's like this. He's like it's a scholarship though and he goes yeah, what the fucking dry cat? Yeah, it was dry cat him cuz I got a scholarship fuck man
Who the fuck
Macau's
You know you can do a dry cat. I don't know maybe I don't do a big bat
Sitions dude, he was the 30 minute drive to get alcohol this it. It's not bad. No, that's very funny. Fucking, hey, make it up, order a phone.
Just, you got mad at the town, don't be like,
fuck that.
What town is it?
It's called Athens.
Wait, the whole town is dry?
It was a dry county.
Why?
I don't know why.
I've never heard of that.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of dry county.
You never heard of dry county?
Not at all.
It's like a town.
I've never heard of a dry county.
I've never heard of a dry county.
I've never heard of a dry county. I've never heard of a dry county. I've never heard of dry county. I've never heard of a dry county. I've never heard of a dry county. I've heard of a dry county. I've heard of a dry county. I've heard of a dry county. I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county.
I've heard of a dry county. I've heard of a dry county. I've heard of a dry county. I've heard of a dry county. I know I didn't. I did. I don't like Larry Elder. Me too. I read, I have a book.
I was listening to his book.
It's a good book too.
The hero.
Yeah.
That's it.
I'm voting for Larry.
I'm voting for Larry.
Larry Elder's fucking, Larry Elder.
He ever seen Dave Rubin said, well, there's a lot of racism
and Larry Elder is back and he said, well, give me an example.
Yeah, I love this.
Of where racism, like just give me an example of where it's
actually stopping someone from
doing something.
It's not that racism doesn't exist.
It does, but you're trying to get an example of how that stops.
And there is an answer to that.
I'm not saying there isn't.
You definitely don't.
No.
But it was funny because Dave was a smart guy and I'm very, I'm really liked if and Dave
was like, he's talked about in his book.
He was like, I couldn't, I was like, well, and he goes, give me an example.
I just waited, and Dave was like, I was fucking out.
Have you seen Larry, and he doesn't know
there's cameras on, and kids wear
save black women, it's a white kid shirt.
And he goes up to the kid, he goes,
what do you mean by save black women?
It's a white, you know,
it's a woke left fucking idiot.
And Larry goes, what do you mean save black women? The kid white, you know, it's a white woke left fucking idiot. And Larry goes,
what do you mean safe background?
And the kid goes,
you know what I mean,
you know what I mean, you know what I mean?
I give you me an example.
And he goes,
you know, like to just in general,
he goes,
no, you keep saying that you're a pretty general.
I need a specific example
of how we can help black women
and I'll help you out here.
Let me know what your example is.
And the kid's like,
and he goes,
like the pay gap. And then goes, like the pay gap,
and then he goes, the pay gap.
Do you know that black women and white women too,
when they start in the workforce,
they're paid a higher salary?
Are you aware of those stats?
The kids like, no.
And he's like, let me talk to you son,
and they take some of the side.
I love it.
And that's how you do it with a young person.
Yeah, he did like,
John, he was at me Yeah, he did like John.
Larry Alder, you talk to him.
He was at me about, he's there to give me an example.
He's there to change your mind.
You're trying to have dialogue.
He deals with really hard hard hard hard.
Well, because how many people do you know that go to these marches and do all this shit
and they're on Instagram and they're woke left and if you go, dude, give me the stats.
They're giving me the example.
They don't, they don't know what they're fighting for.
It's emotion.
I'm like, you guys are so lost in the world.
It's emotion.
Yeah. Young emotional people. And Larry Alder lived it and stuff. He's a, he's a veteran. You emotion. It's emotion. It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion.
It's emotion. It's emotion. It's emotion. It's emotion. It's emotion. Don't think he's a vet. Okay. He might there is there is had a radio show for a long time and he's just a very smart guy
And cares and it's been involved solving
No, no, Republican party is an attorney. Okay
Yeah, born Lawrence Allen elder
I also find it very condescending
I mean like when people when white kids are gonna save black women. That's condescending as fuck.
You don't, they don't need you to save them.
Get the fuck.
I think that a lot of times the far left
talks about black people like their victims
and they can't help themselves.
And I listen to a bunch of these white people
that Amazon are, I think it was one of those companies
and they were intermissed.
Do you think voter IDs are racist?
They were like, of course.
And they go, what do you buy?
It goes, well a lot of black people can't afford,
they can't afford to get an idea
and they can't afford the internet.
Like, I'm like, you've never been around.
It was so condescending.
That was a real email.
And they were saying,
and there's one one who goes,
well, they don't understand,
a lot of times they don't understand
that, you know, this, that, you know, thing.
I'm like, you're talking about these people,
you've never met them,
and you're talking about these people
like they're literally.
That's 98% of the time.
It drives me, it's so condescending.
It's like, I can always tell you don't actually spend any time
with the black people you're talking about.
They're just lost.
You never, you would drive through those neighborhoods,
much less living them.
You wouldn't drive through them.
They're just lost.
That's all it is.
And now they found an identity there
and they don't want to get in trouble.
For you signaling, motherfucker.
You do know, you're not helping.
It's like another example is like,
if you really want to help,
what are you doing that is actually helping
the people you're talking about?
If there's one thing I've learned
from my biological mom growing up,
is that, because she's one of the strongest women I know.
And one thing that hit me when I was younger,
was younger,
was just, she expressed to never play a victim, or to act like a victim.
After all that I would see what she would go through
with my stepfather, she would still make it to work on time.
Of course.
Take everything she needed to.
Yeah.
Rint on time.
And it is on time. Everything. So it everything she needed to. Yeah. Rit on time. And it is on time. Like everything. You know, so it's like,
I learned that from her. Yeah. You know, like, go ahead. So I read a book on
critical race theory, because it's all the rage and stuff. Yeah. And I read a
book. So I wanted to educate myself on it. Cause I don't agree with it. Right?
I don't like the idea of, of, of, of saying, this group is more, has had it hard
time. So we have to treat them different than this group.
And your guys are white, so you have to be a polygenic
and this is one of the only things I hate all that, right?
Yeah.
And at the end of the day,
when I got from reading a number of critical race theorists,
including the people that started this movement,
is that they're Marxists.
They believe in tearing down the entire system,
and that's fine.
That's what they want.
But what's interesting about all of that is that when when you actually look at what is going so if you take there are some
interesting things though if you take a black woman and she wants to get involved in in civil rights.
That woman has a very different consideration. So her considerations are a lot of times
healthcare and daycare
for my children when I'm going to work.
I need somebody who can take care of my children
that I trust that's gonna educate them
when I'm at work because I'm working two jobs.
That's a very real tangible problem for her,
affordable housing.
So what she'll do is a lot of times
she'll go to get involved in the civil rights movement.
So she'll go to her local civil rights sort of,
you know, deeper, whatever it is.
And it's run by a bunch of men
and they have a very different set of considerations.
They're dealing with legislation,
and they have issues.
And she's like, this is great,
but what I need is, what about childcare guys?
And they go, well, you're getting in the way,
stuff envelops for now, we'll get to that when we get to that.
And so the civil rights movement and equality,
all those movements are multifaceted.
Like if you say, so if you two guys
are walking by a homeless person,
and he says, I look at that hobo,
and the person goes, dude, say homeless man,
that's bad language.
Are you doing anything to actually help that person?
You're not doing anything.
You're not doing anything.
You're not doing anything.
When you post a black square,
are you actually doing anything?
No. And so the real question becomes, you know, you're not actually doing anything. You're not doing anything. When you post a black square, are you actually doing anything? No. And so the real question becomes,
you know, you're not actually doing anything.
And what you're doing is not costing you anything.
And the reason why,
when it comes to that type of stuff is like,
it's all about the dialogue.
If there's never any dialogue,
like what did that black square
or that stuff like me?
It did not.
It did nothing.
Like it's all about the dialogue.
And like, and when it comes to dialogue, you have to clear out all the emotions and you have to
come to some type of obviously understanding.
But yes, you're so right.
A lot of times people just say shit, but it's never...
There's no...
But they're saying it because they think it's the right thing to say.
They don't really believe. almost as if it's like a
I think you also it's like posting that black square on Instagram people you know posting like no because I'm not racist right
I have like the white people are posting like you think that made the world less racist what bothers me too is when people talk about black
They when white people say oh with a black people you a you're acting like black people agree on all the same shit
No, they don't agree at all. You know some black people are like,
God's people are black people about to fund the police.
Let me know.
It's affecting more than anybody.
Oh, fuck, that'll be like,
let me know how it goes.
Black people, a lot of black communities,
I'm sure you would agree.
I don't know, I wanna hear your take on it,
but are pretty conservative.
Like they find that a lot of them,
and there are different ways.
Like some black people are like,
look, I'm gonna assimilate into the culture
of the white cultures so I can accrue economic power
and make a difference from there.
And other people are like, no, I'm gonna be a little bit
more of a black nationalist
and I'm gonna stick to certain other expressions
that are like that.
And so it's just, everybody has a different point of view.
It's just a different point of view.
Just like white people, anybody else,
any other group.
And that's fine, you know.
Well, everybody has a different.
I like AC Black. Yeah, cause of white people. You hear what he a group and that's fine that would you know why everybody has a black
Yeah, cuz you wait you wait
Romney lolly black
Call me black I don't give a fuck yeah, yeah, I don't just like it
The way you say it. I don't think African American.
Yeah, you don't have to.
Whatever, but you said, okay, you said he laughed,
it makes me laugh.
But no, I just think, here's the thing with me, Brian, like,
like, you asking me that question, I don't speak for every,
you don't speak for everybody, speak for yourself.
I don't speak for every black guy, I speak specifically
from a guy specifically, you speak for myself. Bro, I was sick of this mother
just you're right, you're right, it is the dead lives this morning, but you and I are trying to get to the bottom of my soul
and you're in a rattle when Brian says black, I didn't say I said that, it triggers me when he says black, I think it's your teeth, I don't know
I'm saying,
Larry's not gonna like this.
Why?
I don't like you swiping my hand,
I don't like the way you say black.
Yeah, we both don't like you say black.
Can you not say black?
No, for you, you know, I tell most people,
just, yeah, call me black.
You call me African-American.
Yes, yes, damn, that's you, that's you,
that's you, you call me black.
And, don't you say black?
Why is the Mexican American black?
I'm gonna black guy coming off to the white guy right now. African-American. Could you tell me black And don't you say black? Why is the Mexican American black guy coming after the white guy right now?
African America you're telling us how to feel yeah, you tell me how to feel you rich one you do you privilege you tell me I'm a victim
You grew up on horses. I do run horses
All right, Kat just sent me this it's a little bit of the Britney thing. I'm gonna freak the fuck
This is gonna hit home. It's a little bit of a bummer
But Tim Teebo apparently released from the Jaguars.
I know.
He gets such a bad first preseason game.
You took like four or five years off playing baseball
and then tried to jump into the league.
Dude, you want to talk about a brave fucking dude, man.
Yeah.
So what do you place it for the highs
and even the lows, the opportunities and the setbacks?
I never wanted to make a decision out of fear or failure.
Grateful the chance to pursue the dream. Thank you to the Jaguars and everyone who's supporting me in this journey and we know that all right won't read that so that's cool, man
Yeah, man. I'm sorry. Sorry. I didn't do it. I mean, you know
It's fucking tough to go from playing baseball into that man
Everything's done. This is a huge a complex. I'm not a man. Did he miss a block or something?
Yeah, miss blood. I don't know how to do it. He's 34. Yeah. Did he miss a block or something or here? Yeah, a tough miss block. I don't know. It's the NFL, dude, he's 34.
Yeah, oh shit.
Stop, you're on.
Don't feel bad for Tim.
I'm gonna be fine.
He's gonna be fine.
Yeah, now I'm gonna have to get rid of that Tim T-Bot
Jagswear jersey.
You got one?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I keep saying shit.
I have him all the time.
He's good people.
I have the metz authentic T-Bot metz jersey they sent me.
Oh, okay.
So whenever I wear the met match, it says jersey.
I love T-Van, love him.
That's a bummer.
Really good dude.
Well, that's people I know.
Hard worker, man.
I don't know, I don't know football, man.
I just feel like I would just put him on there
and I feel like he could be so big and strong
and run out and just catch balls.
Nope, but I don't know anything about it.
Nope.
Nope, nope, nope.
Nope, nope.
Hey, new rule of fighting kid.
Yeah.
Don't talk football.
Yeah, fighting, say black. No, I'm talking,, kid. Yeah. Don't talk football. Yeah, fighting, we'll say black.
Yeah, I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking.
Football, I'll do you fighting.
Football and black, don't say black anymore,
don't say football.
I'm not gonna talk about black.
And I'm gonna say, ooh.
No, it's, and you know what?
I don't want Chris to say black either.
Yeah, I don't want you to say black.
Come on, man, it's the whole bag of vibe over there.
It's the whole bag of stuff.
Yeah, I don't know, it's the whole bag of get up. Can you say black? Yeah. Yeah, take's the whole bag of vibe Yeah, I don't know
Can you say black yeah, yeah, yeah, I can say black you know, so the two white people can't say black
Yeah, look at him mainly you Christian mainly you why I say it normally
Let me hear you say it
Train where six January six where were you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah say it. What about January 6th? January 6th. January 6th.
Where were you? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. See, he said the six.
Yeah, see, I,
But you said January 6th.
All of you said was the six.
Yeah, don't actually you forgot the date.
Yeah.
You know, I was actually helping my grandparents move out of the house.
They live in Maryland, but uh,
nowhere near downtown DC.
I mean, I don't know.
You can't say black in a bunch.
Jim, what do you got?
Um, Speaking of MMA
We talked about this okay like around two years ago. Remember we heard Katzen gondow saying she has something big coming up
And she got released from the UFC. Hey, can I say this?
I don't like how
Halle Berry's so into UFC something rubs me wrong about it is weird. Yeah, yeah, she always front row
So I know W me owns it and that's probably the relationship they didn't seem like she really likes it
I'll get your tits on my face in your front row. You feel me?
And bothers me. So what's going on here though? So remember we talked about this on when it was big brown breakdown
I think so Katz and Gano posted something about she had to not she couldn't take a fight because something big was happening
And then the UFC released her right after that. So apparently you know the move that's coming out with Halley Barber about MMA, that now Valentina Sheffchenko
has the leading role. Yeah. That was supposed to be Katz and Garnos' role.
Oh, Kat thought that she should get released from the UFC and still be in the
UFC. Yes. So here's the thing. So she said that Halley Barber told her that's her role.
And then just, you know, don't take that fight. You have this role. And then once she was
released from the UFC, she was like, I can't have you in the movie if you're not from the UFC. Because UFC is not going to promote it. And I'm plus, you know, don't take that fight. You have this role. And then once she was released from UFC, she was like, I can't have you in the movie.
She went up from the UFC.
Because UFC's not going to promote it.
And I'm plus, you know, you want to have a real UFC fighter
to be in that movie.
Yeah, that's not even, that's not even how it very,
so they can't do movies either.
Well, I'm sure it's a WME thing.
And I think Kat just doesn't know how Hollywood.
But also she had a fight book and then she,
she don't want to do it.
Yeah, yeah, you pick the movie or, so they released her and then now she gets
on with the big fight off her shortly after the conversation with the berries and got on a
Legend that she just gets fired up with Barry come that
Hallie Berry advisor to pass on the fight if she wanted to star in bruised
Signing liability concerns from the insurance after agonizing over the decisions in Ghana
So she ultimately passed in in to do the movie,
and then you have to be a terminator contract.
Is that a picture, who is the picture of?
That's how he does the movie.
Oh, that's how he, not the other teleberry
with the fake black guy.
That's how he apparently.
Yeah.
Ooh, that's tough.
I mean, she was in there.
She's still gorgeous.
Supposed to be a after.
There she's not, there she's not.
She got punched in the face.
She's the real life she is.
Yeah, what happened? So Lizzo was crying during an Instagram live and she was talking about
How people are talking about her looks more than her music, but I saw this whole Instagram live video
I didn't buy it did she was trying to she's like promoting her song. Yeah, but I saw the headline like I do make some Lizzo jokes
I'm gonna stop doing it like I have some Lizzo joke. She definitely gets it. She definitely gets jokes and stuff
I'm sure, I'm gonna stop doing it. Like, I have some Lizzo jokes. She definitely gets jokes and stuff, I'm sure.
But I'm really sure she gets, yeah.
You gotta expect that, because she's in a thong
and obviously she's a very, very, heavy on very,
set girl, so it's like, you're gonna get that backlash.
Like, if you're gonna promote that body positive shit,
not everyone's on board for this out of shape look.
So you can get some backlash.
I saw the clip and I was like,
oh man, she's just promoter.
Yeah, that's how it's like.
This isn't genuine at all.
If it was just that and not the song,
I would get it.
I'm not making fun of her anymore.
So wait, during this, she said,
you check out my song.
I was like, yeah, this song, it's super long.
It's like 13 minutes.
I can't even mind it.
Oh, what is she, you don't buy what? This is fake, it's not organic, like it's super long. It's like 13 years. I can't even mind it. Oh, what is she, you don't buy what?
This is fake. It's not organic. Like it's not real.
Like she's crying about, like even the tears, like,
oh man, not the best actor.
Yeah. So I'm sure she does get hurt, but I don't think
that's why that she made this video.
I think she made this video to promote her song.
Because the song's not doing well, so then she does this.
So now we're even talking about it.
Yeah. I go, Lizzo has a new song, so that's why she did it. She's just good at everything some people do
But yeah, just do everything and then what they have PRs that helped them like you know
You should she just good at it. Oh, she just this is her
I mean, I just think some people are just really good at turning literally everything into self promotion and okay
Yeah, it's touch goes I say I want to say I make music that I like. That's important to me. I make music that helps people period. I'm not making music for white people. I'm not making music for anybody. I'm a black woman making music. I make black music period. No, you make music. That's not a race thing.
Yeah. She had the strong which for those body shame here for the people that just always have something I can say about me that has nothing to do with music content. My character and me as an artist, if anything you do with my body and whatever troop,
trope, you think I fall into, suck my,
from behind, because y'all,
from behind.
Because y'all mother effort is gonna be the ones
that's catching up.
She added point out the greatest stars before her,
had to deal with the same type of criticism.
The great artist before her, had to deal with that.
Mm.
I think Ryan Care was out there.
I never, I never, it just didn't feel,
I never, no, it didn't feel genuine.
Yeah, it didn't feel genuine.
Yeah, you tell it was like only like,
I'm sure it is hard.
She probably gets high.
Definitely.
I'm pretty sure she gets like,
I'm sure again, she's been getting made fun
of for being heavy her whole life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It sucks, yeah.
I wouldn't do that.
Yeah.
I never thought that was funny.
Don't be happy. What? thought that was funny. Don't be happy
What is that I said diet?
This is just a Elizabeth Hurley appreciation post finally good. There's another one. Wait that's what this one's also funny
Yeah, that's what this one's also funny. There's her. Yeah.
50 cents.
She is so phenomenal.
And celebrate that.
She is amazing.
Her and her dime piece son.
God.
I know her.
Saw her as son.
That's true.
She is delicious.
She is so gorgeous, dude.
She's painfully hot.
Oh.
I mean, her skin is like flawless.
It's still. She's your age, right? She's two years hot. I mean her skin is like flawless.
It's still she's your age right?
She's two years old.
Older.
She's older.
Yeah.
Not a wrinkle on that fucking face, done.
I got a father times I will get to you.
Yeah, father time is still kind of normal.
Father time just like a not yet.
Look at her arms, look at her.
Look at her body, dude.
Look at that stomach.
It's so stupid. It's so stupid.
All right, that's cool. How does the ball time maybe?
It's not here. No, like any work done. You think she has for her age? Whatever it is. I don't care
Yeah, the way they're falling like that
That's not real. Yeah, the way they're falling like that.
She's just a man.
Falling.
Everyone shake it in.
She's single.
Yeah, that last time.
She's single.
That's how we looked.
You have a shot, dude.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's a new tough.
What else do you have, too?
This is really not a current event or anything.
I find Bruce Buffer very interesting and fascinating. So he posted this and I'll just play it for you.
Nobody's paying attention. Is that legend sports bar in Long Beach and I guess he's announcing his whiskey or is yeah, I push it out of whiskey or bourbon
No one gives a shit down there's like a couple people at the end, but it was just he posted this like it's like the most cool thing ever
Keep keep playing it. Oh, it's three videos long.
Oh, that's the other one's in pictures.
Do you got a couple people?
It's fucking tough, man.
It's just so fucking tough.
Now my thing about Bruce is that I love him.
I love him.
It's so cool.
I love the guy with the phone.
I love everything about him.
I just in that video, I'm not sure.
I believe his eyes.
Like his green screen.
The green screen.
His eyes.
He just doesn't know where he wants to be there.
I seriously, I wish Hey Bruce, I will direct you.
You need me to direct you in the next thing.
He needs something.
Because I just, he looks like he's just like,
I don't really want to do this, but I'm going to do this.
He has to push that with you, man.
I feel like he does enjoy it.
He's just not reading the books.
He's not reading what.
And also Bruce Gruffford is as good at that job.
He's the best of all time.
He's the best of all time.
He destroys his brother.
He's the best of all time.
And you, the UFC would not be the same without that.
No way.
The fighters love him.
I don't know.
Rogan and Bruce are the most important
elderly of the, 100%.
100%.
You gotta give Bruce Buffer credit for that.
Yeah, but don't do that ever again. That is for that. Yeah, but don't do that ever again
It's perfect long
But he did at least well that's
Barring Grim that's being profitable the guys out. That's being advised the wrong way. I would never let him do that
Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't let him do it. He posted a lot of stuff like this. It's super fascinating
I don't think you're the. Well, there's this yesterday cool
conscious chance
Hey, I bet you don't know how many there's two other
There's one other one other brother Michael buffer who does boxing matches
All right, um
There's no one from cat
I didn't get to read this one yet, but you know about this?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, hope Solo basically came out saying that Megan Rapp...
She's on the team.
So, but yeah, so she came out saying that Megan Rappin
poured bullied people into kneeling for the National End.
Oh, all the word.
But as I think says, the timeline doesn't add up.
However, I believe she said that she's like
Oh, yeah, just because I wasn't on the team doesn't mean I knew people on the team that were being bullied by Megan to
Deal for the national anthem that told me about the Megan loss or the subway adds to yeah, so she's taking a hit for it
Oh rapinoe. Yeah, like subway like you know because they are in Texas all over and they ain't having that.
Who's this for?
Oh, I got no problem if you want to kneel for the anthem, but when you do that on a national
stage in the Olympics, personally, I find it offensive.
Yeah, I don't have time for it.
I think move somewhere else.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I wouldn't buy something that personally.
No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't endorse it.
No, I don't respect or endorse it at all.
Any facet.
I mean, it's okay.
I mean, that's also my right.
So she runs to that and I can just boycott her too.
I think that's about it.
It's time.
It's time for our little event against China actually.
Yeah, they're gonna try to push me out the door today.
You wanna try?
You wanna take the jewelry off too?
No, keep the jewelry on. You're gonna try. You're gonna try. I mean,
No, keep the jewelry on.
You're gonna use that weapon.
That's what I fucked up.
I didn't have jewelry on.
Yeah, it might be a waste of time.
Yeah, a little bit.
All right, kids, I'm in LA.
Late show at it.
We're in LA this Friday.
Saturday is very special guest Friday night.
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Two shows Friday, Friday at eight, Friday at 10.
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I'm not going any further, Tim.
All right.
This is sure. Is that it? Is that it? That's it? San Francisco Cove's comedy club. I'm not going any further to all right
Is that it? Love you guys