The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 731
Episode Date: September 27, 2021The guys talk Bryan's trip to Denver, Brendan and Shapel's flight with an unruly passenger, Oleksandr Usyk vs Anthony Joshua, UFC 266, Bryan and Brendan debate about fighters/coac...hes throwing in the towel, New York's illegal Vanlife Airbnb's, Michael Jordan's old worn underwear selling for almost $3K and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Monday Monday you said in the text you were gonna look like a cutie. You're looking cozy looking
You're looking super fall like I want to cozy up on your lap
You're looking for the blue rag on you know, I don't think I don't think I don't think
Just what's all saints this is all same daddy. I don't just probably wear all saints. I don't imagine they do a little baby
The baby
Probably all saints. What what do you when you're when you're snuggled up,
I like it as a fire that there's a fire.
You got your TV and LA just one of those days,
one of those fall days, and it's like,
it's real chilly out.
You got some stuff on it.
What do you eat?
What's your what's your?
Oh, boring.
Chili what's your food?
What's your go to when you're all
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Most L.A. home zone.
I now have a fireplace in my new place.
But your old one, right?
No, no.
Most places, no.
Especially in the old.
And if they do, it's one of those like,
alcohol thing that kind of burns.
That's weird.
With a glass thing in there like,
because it does get a job.
I made them, actually you can't buy new houses
with a fireplace because they fire hazard
Yeah, no pollution
Yeah, so so so in LA a couple things they did one
They used to have incinerators in your backyard where you could burn like the leaves and stuff or whatever they would do
No way just gives a pollution. All right. It was causing major problems
They also have a lot of like regulations on when you cook outside like if you have an outdoor like you know
Yeah, all that's up. Well They also have a lot of like regulations on when you cook outside like if you have an outdoor like you know, yeah
All that's up. Well less so when you have a commercial cook it like you know
You see people on the street cooking and stuff they try to limit that stuff because it can cause all kinds of pollution
So much you don't think about yeah, like when you're painting like spray painting and things like that
Uh-huh, the wind is of the oh zone. Yeah, like acid. Yeah spray paints so much. I'm really concerned
There's a lot of but there's a lot of like there's a lot of that no construction with the Ozone. Yeah, like, Cassidy is a spray paint so much. I'm really concerned.
There's a lot of, but there's a lot of,
like, there's a lot of that, no, a construction.
So with construction, yeah, it gives off a lot of,
like, they give off a lot of stuff.
I love this smell.
You do.
Wet paint.
Oh yeah.
Wait, so the grill he uses,
like, is the loose structure.
No, no, no.
When you do construction,
you're building, you're painting, or whatever.
This is like,
all those fumes have to be taken to account like they they are part of
When when they do these air samples. Yeah, all that shit has but your local house you have to worry about grilling
Oh, god, he's not talking about that. Oh, no, that's all regulated beforehand. Yeah, how fuck your thing? How was Denver, dude?
He said what would you eat? Oh my god, hey when you're just called out like what do you prefer to eat?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, man.
Hey, let's start the podcast.
What's wrong with you?
Let's start the podcast.
You just try to get into it.
I got it.
Oh my god.
You look cozy and I went off.
Oh my god.
I was bored.
I'm like, what?
Oh my god.
We sit by my fire.
Oh my god.
You got it. I just ended it with,
when you do that, it's like,
suck, calm, or freeze.
Hey man, shut up.
He's like, with the regulations out there,
well, we're not construction workers.
You know, all the spray paint.
I'm a grill. Yeah, I can just spray paint so much.
So, what do we do?
Denver was, how was Denver, dude?
It was amazing. Denver, yeah. And by the way, dad, he didn spray paint so much. I'm really good. So when I was a, I was Denver, dude. It was amazing.
That was really good time.
Yeah, by the way, dad even stayed in Boulder.
Daddy did not stay in Boulder.
Now a couple of things about Boulder,
let's get into it first, Zach.
Wait, did you visit Boulder?
I did, I wanna get into it,
cause you went to school there.
For, yeah, four years.
So I'm gonna get into it first,
a couple of things about Boulder.
Have you been to Boulder before?
Yes, it's beautiful.
Oh, so nice.
I got no problems with Boulder.
I got no problems. Now. Very REI.
Very granola. Very woe.
Very woe. Very woe. Very granola.
Does anybody have a job?
You know that kind of thing where you're mountain biking in your 40s.
It's middle of Monday, everybody's.
Monday, the head is the river.
You guys are in your Thursdays playing Hockey Sack.
There's some money out there. And then there's a poetry reading with a tattered bookstore and some coffee
You know, so it's still a place where you you're super safe and and the lot of
And it's white. Yeah, well, I didn't see a person with color
I saw the only time he'd see a person on color if they're on the football team Caucasian Central. Yes, Caucasian
That's a smaller area. No, no no yeah very liberal but very white but that's also a
reason why it's hard for them to get recruits oh oh that's interesting you're
kid from fucking comp I don't want to know it's like I don't get a fuck
about mountain biking hike like you're gonna sell me on hiking like our facilities
are dope but low blood sugar the town could use some of the sea you went to
around people in shape that-
Aaron, you know, it's the mo-
I think it-
Top five most in shape city in the-
There's a lot of hiking, a lot of mountain biking around town.
People on shape.
Oh, this food is packed.
Rouse is frowned upon.
That's where that mass shooting was at Ralph's.
So a lot of people just run and hike it in-
But there is, so there's a lot of people in great shape,
and there's no doubt about that.
Uh-huh.
Then there is a contingent of the vegan pear shaped
sort of, you know, that other thing.
It's interesting.
Vegan pear shape.
Soy boy and girls.
She a lot of soy boys, a lot of soy boy and girls.
And that's fine too.
But in general, it's both of us.
There's some of the expensive up there, daddy.
Oh, dude, that's a lot of money up there.
I mean, I want a hike.
There you go.
That's what you do up there.
That's a hike.
That's great. Great restaurants up there. It's great. All the way around. Great. That's what you do up there. That's a hike. This great restaurant.
It's great.
It's great.
All the way around.
Great food.
Going to games, great up there.
Yeah.
Bones, great man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Apple's just growing on trees.
Oh.
Apricots.
Just fruit trees.
Did you drive by a Jumbo Naysack?
A lot of bears.
Did you drive by a Jumbo Naysack?
I did not drive by.
I did not know that's where it all went.
Did you know that is?
Yeah, yeah.
Jumbo Naysack, you know the girl got murdered. That hurt. Okay, I think you it all went. You know how that is? Yeah, yeah. John Maynay, the girl got murdered. Okay, think he was a...
You know about our, our, our,
stringed tradition coach,
Dot Cree, who's this old school dude from,
fucking Arkansas, something like that.
So obviously, you know, the girl dies there.
They found her body in the house,
the house on the market forever.
Yeah.
It's in a great area.
Yeah.
He said, oh, fucking buy that thing.
Everyone's like, when you know it's hot,
he's like, I don't give a fuck off, tough dude.
Oh, sure.
And he's like, yeah, I welcome the ghosts
and he lived there the entire time he's the ghost.
I bet you just shitting on the fuck.
And he got a steal on that house.
I bet he did.
Take a multi-million dollar house
and get the money.
And didn't see the ghost.
Didn't see the ghost.
It's a big ass house.
It people are afraid of the energies.
Multi-millionaires.
The house I bought the guy before that
hung himself and drowned his two dogs.
The sweetest house you got?
Oh, no, I know there you're not there. You're new
Yeah, but they not call that down
You know me you don't eat
I don't literally pray this of course I'm always have to tell you they tell you that by the way
It's like it's law law they have to tell you. Oh, they have to tell you. Yes, some of them are cargo beans house.
There's people that live there.
That's investment.
Yeah, but here's the thing in my house.
Yes, they tore it down.
Okay, but the guy hung himself, drowned his two dogs,
whatever, he was a little crazy.
Really?
Yeah, I know.
Totally, totally together.
And, but the funny thing is that people and then they end up in a new build so they knock it down, they build it. Yeah, but the funny thing is that people,
there's a new build so they knock it down,
the build is like, what do you want me to do?
But Stevie, Stevie stated my house,
and Stevie was like, yeah, he has his haunted,
like casually, I like what he was.
I saw dogs, I heard him upstairs,
and I heard people, and I was like, hey Stevie.
If you give into that,
and my ex, my ex wife said the same thing all the time,
she goes, no, it's haunted.
Oh no, I've seen German shepherds. people will see that stuff but you know it's interesting if
if the realtor never told you about the dogs none of the
yeah no one is there he's all creating your mind the steve you see ghost
um when he was a kid he used to go explore mental
asylum that were abandoned in the middle of the school yes that's the
so she's like he's like sensitive to it. Uh not really
so he's like he just likes doing. Yeah it's called bad parenting. Yeah. Yeah. No he had shitty
parents. Correct. Yeah. If Tiger was like, damn I'm going to this insane asylum. I'm going to check
it. I'm like, no you're not, but you know you're not. Yeah. Yeah. You're imaginary friends are
crazy. Go. Yeah. If it's an abandoned, you know, I mean, it's fine, but I mean, I've been, I've been,
I've been in trouble as one of those before though.
That was a,
but then again, like a comedy club's like Cubs or something,
or comedy works.
Think about how much laughter has been going on in that room.
Like think about the, the,
the positive energy in that room for so long.
Yeah, but it's not like you walk in and you're like,
I'm gonna, but the most haunted would be the comedy story.
The comedy story, yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Yeah.
You can feel the energy in there.
Sure.
Now I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's just the energy from the comedy.
I'm gonna say something in the wall.
I'm gonna say something in the wall.
Myrlandsky, the original gangster around the whole fucking country.
It was his, one of his clubhouses
and with all those secret rooms,
people were getting worked over
and probably chopped up in those rooms.
Maybe.
I mean, you might be haunted.
Your boy went, your ghost hunter boy went to the comedy store
I think you did a thing there bag is it yeah, oh fuck. I think not too long ago. I'd be honest. I would have solved that yeah
You had fun in Denver. I love Denver and I love that club
And I really appreciated the fact that they when you get into comedy works. You're packed in there
You're but nobody gave a fuck. They were just there to have a great time
Mm-hmm You're packed in there, but nobody gave a fuck. They were just there to have a great time. They were vaccinated and they had a negative COVID test
whatever it is and it was just fucking that club.
It's electric.
Yeah, great club.
Is there any better, because the ceilings are low,
it's an old school.
And the stone along the wall.
Oh, really?
Laugh as nowhere to go.
It has nowhere to go.
If you can't do well there,
you shouldn't be in the business.
It's beautiful.
I love that.
I've only been to the airport in Denver.
I haven't been able to explore.
You're going to spend your going, you guys going to,
you're going to fucking it this week.
Thursday Friday Saturday.
And you did the press with Willie B. Kathy.
Yup.
It's got a hasting.
Yup.
Yup.
Rick, I did his show.
My morning show with Rick.
I don't know if you're talking Rick, he's great.
He's been on the best forever. The best. It's the only city I still his show, my morning show with Rick. I don't know if you thought Rick was great. He's been on the forever.
That's the best.
The only city I still do pressing,
because you remember, those guys have been friends of mine
for, fuck, 20 something years.
We talked about that.
When I played full-body at CU, I would do press there.
I didn't know them.
When I was fighting, I was bringing a fire,
which is the local fight scene there.
I'd have to do press there.
So they've been with me the whole time, dude.
Damn, that's so good.
When I fought, my first UFC fight, I did press there. Wow. So they've been like, the whole time, dude. When I fought my first UFC fighter to press there.
So they've been like each stage with me.
They're not dude, you know, it's probably my fourth
or fifth time in kinda works.
Every time I do press there.
The only one where my agent's like,
you're down to your press, like, yeah, man.
Cause they're either, they're my friends B,
they're really good, it's not like full shit press.
Yeah, they're great.
Well, I got some restaurants for you.
I don't know if you've been.
My hometown.
Hey, hold on.
No, no.
Wait, Aurora's here.
Hey, I got some good places.
You probably never heard of them.
Give me a string.
Yeah, I have don't want them, Daddy.
Give me, no, no, I know what you like.
I know what you like.
I better have been there.
I don't think. I have my go-to's there. Give me your go I know what you like. What I know it you know I've been there. I don't think I have my go-to's there
Give me your go-to's
Cherry Creek grill
There's a you've never been there. You've never heard of it. Yes, I have it. Yes, I was it called
Cherry Creek
What part of Denver is it in Cherry Creek? Nope. It's in the area of Cherry Creek. Yeah, it's the grill there
Yeah, well what do you got for me?
Denver I got Denver. I got I got mercantile
mercantile it's in Union Station. Yep. All the restaurants Union Station are great. Yeah, but especially
mercantile I've been there daddy. I went there last time I was there some get get involved in that do me a favor get involved that strip steak
Yeah, that aged duck breast that's all new over there. Well, you know, it's all new over there. That's all new over there.
But it's right up our alley.
Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, it's great.
What is this style?
Merkentow.
Hit him to some food please.
Bring him there.
Get him the day.
Hey, I'm not the one that has bad taste.
That motherfucker's got bad taste.
Now you roll deep.
You roll deep.
So every time he go to dinner,
if you're gonna bring them, it's gonna pop up.
It costs about 600 bucks.
That's a problem.
But at the end of the day,
I need you to get over there and just take a look, because you're gonna need some.
Oh no, they got some.
That Korean fried chicken, it'll kill you.
You're gonna need some.
Korean fried chicken?
Never has great food, dude.
Great food.
Great food.
I missed Denver.
I ate the kitchen there that was really good.
Yeah, come on.
At the club or whatever?
Well, the club's right next to it.
I mean, obviously it's a chain,
but Capitol Grills right next to it.
So the club is like downtown dimmed?
Downtown, straight downtown, then did you, you didn't stay at the condo they gave you?
I stayed at the Crossford Hotel.
The Crossford Hotel.
Which was?
There's so many good hotels over there.
I'll do this, I wish you would call me.
You know, a club, they're in all that business, so all the club is like, this is the new hot spot stay here.
So when I flew down to get my black belt, he's like, stay at this hotel and it was ridiculous.
Dude, the bar, the food.
I love it down there.
That's what I mean.
That now that building, the Union Station was built in 1881.
Okay. It is so fucking beautiful in there.
Look at that.
Look at the inside of it.
The right mix of that is, of course.
Look at that.
Like, right there, all restaurants, all around.
It's great.
That bar right there, it's beautiful, man.
Look at that.'re gonna always or whatever
Probably not no that's just a regular steak house. Oh, it is okay
The guy so because we have you saying the breakfast the breakfast was pretty good for yeah, we didn't get that
We get to get it. Oh, yeah, you didn't have it that time. I'm friends with my buddy
I know guy who owns a lot of restaurants there, right?
In Denver?
And also in Boulder, and Liz in Boulder,
when hiking with him.
And he said, he knows, oh wait, pretty well.
And he said when Alwe was playing,
and he was a chef,
Alwe would come in, drink basically a bottle of vodka,
smoke a pack of marble bros,
and then the next morning he'd be playing football.
Oh, interesting.
I don't believe him, but damn, that's cool.
You don't think so? No. Well, he's at, he's. He's at, he's at, he's at, he's at, I. Oh interesting. I don't believe him, but damn that's cool. You don't think so? No
Well, he's a he's a way Dan Spock cigarettes. I believe he did. I don't think so. He was not a chain smoker Well, I mean when he went out. I think he was drinking. He was doing all that and I've heard that from a lot of people
He was a he can tear it up him. Yeah, Joe name it those old school guys. Joe name it. Joe Nate
Do you know much older Joe names within?
I'm saying there are certain quarterbacks back in the day like L.A. who did a lot of that stuff. Here's a yeah he's a beast. Hey smoke
a lot of cigarettes. Look at that. No that's Joe Montana smoking right there.
That is? Yeah. Wow. And the other picture is that John Candy? It does look like him.
Yeah. What is John Candy? You got to have some real balls of smoke
cigarettes than play a game the next day. Yeah, he apparently did a lot of that. Yeah, that's that's fucking Joey Montana right there
Just smoke it's Joe Montana smoke. Yeah, just smoke it arguably in some ways the greatest quarterback of all time. He's up there
Wow, oh wait. No, that's chiefs cubie landland. Oh, that's awesome. Does that not look like Joe Montana though to a tee anything number 16? Did you watch to our to our defense?
It's in black and white
So we can't tell that's the 49ers jersey
But it looks identical to Joe. Did you watch the 49ers Packers game yesterday?
Some of it Wow came down to the last
Seconds Aaron Rogers delivers again. They were beating a shit out of them. I know change the channel
They're a 26 and nothing
My bronch was three. No, baby first place in the U.S. That's pretty impressive. U.S. Would they be the the the shit out of jets
No, they haven't played the rate. Raiders are really good
Yeah, the whole a.c. West is balling sight the cheese are struggling right now. The Dallas win
Think you played a night. Okay, they might be the money. Are the car no doing good. Yeah, car no's we are. Yeah, Murray's
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It was six obese, right?
He's a beast.
Sleek boxer.
Well, he's a school, I think he's got the same coach.
Lomancheko. He's a cruiser way. Yeah, like 180 one eight nine or something now 220
But I just think you know I have a theory on Joshua, which is that
I think that when you're that rich that much of a superstar and you have that many other options
It's hard to fight a Russian dude who's that who who's that, who wants, I found he was,
he could have been more aggressive.
Like he just looks more tentative.
I don't know if it's money.
I think for Josh was, sometimes he just doesn't show up
and like he was supposed to win.
He was a huge favor.
So I think he over, like he has a problem
with overlooking guys.
He did the same thing with Andy Ruiz, right?
And then I bet you he would beat Usy if they fought again.
Do you think he's, he just overlooking, you think, but, or maybe he's not a boxer, right? He then I bet you he would beat Usyk if they fought again. He just overlooks.
You think, but, or maybe he's not a scythe boxer, right?
He's not as skilled as Usyk.
He's more skilled than Andy Ruiz.
And I think he's more skilled than Deonte Wilder.
Not as skilled as Tyson Fury.
But I think the problem is, that was the mandatory.
And now he fucking lost, that fucked everything up.
But I think, he's looking at Fury and Wilder.
And when those don't happen, it's such a let down, but you're still fighting at the highest level.
You have to defend all these belts.
Yeah.
And who seeks no fucking problem?
No, man, you gotta get this.
You're out of, but maybe not Tyson.
He's right there.
He's still wise, better than all of them.
Is he too small for Tyson Fury?
Who's sick?
Um, I don't know.
I think, I don't think he's gonna finish any of them, but far as slick boxer he's better than all of them. Yeah, Tyson's fucking slick so it's tough
But he's the one that trouble. I do think it was sick does I think he gives
Wilder down to water a big problem. We'll see cuz wilders really new camp
Watters when you come and apparently he's working his jab a lot
But also if wilder, you know if usic lands those shots and then Wilder slams one, it's the game.
Correct.
He does stand here like this.
And Wilder land.
And they land, there's nothing you do.
And they say nobody has harder.
No, no, never.
I mean, top, fucking this.
Three of all time, you got ours.
Like, yeah, that's it.
Godgift, Godgift, yeah.
He hits you so hard.
And his fundamentals aren't right.
His foot comes off the ground.
Yeah.
It's loopy, but he's just,
I've watched it, I've watched it.
I was hospitalized, this is great.
They say that they do.
And he has a new camp.
His new camp is working on his fucking jab,
his piston jab, they're like,
why are you not using, you got that crazy right?
Use your jab so it'll be really interesting
when he fights Tyson Fury to see if that jab can keep
Tyson Fury.
It's tough to figure that out when he's fighting Tyson Fury.
It's tough to catch him with that jab.
At that level, to throw that in, like, oh, now you're gonna set tough to catch him with that. And that level to throw that in,
like, oh, now you're gonna set the right hand up with Jabs.
And you've grown up your entire life not doing that.
And here's Tyson Fury, the best boxer that we have.
You've seen Jabs a couple times.
You've seen Jabs, so.
Is it gonna get under Jab, or, you know.
Yeah.
Wilder's issues can be, he can't fight off his back foot.
Yeah.
And Fury knows that and completely dominating that.
So he can probably crowd him, pressure him. He't fight off his back foot. Yeah, and Fury knows that completely dominating that So he's probably crowd him pressure him enforcing the five-spak foot
So there's not like there's not enough days in the year for him to try to figure out how to fight off your back
But yeah, now I still have given them a really good chance of winning though
Wow, yes because of that right
Yeah, and I don't and and with Fury
You don't know if I'm buying the COVID thing
to push the fight, I don't, the,
the mental game like for him, it's all mental, right?
He's better than everybody.
Yeah.
If you don't come mentally sharp, he uses.
Let's see.
That's right.
It's a great fight though.
But did you watch UFC 266?
I did watch it.
You watch it in your ring room?
Or did you watch it in my screen room?
In fact, and I watched,
and I think I was so impressed with Nick Diaz.
I just, his boxing and his, you know, I thought he did a great job, but I just think, you
know, he broke his nose.
I think he got hit too hard.
And he was like, I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't want to do this.
I'm going to take a seat.
Yeah.
And he's the only, he's one of the few people like, and quit.
And we just go, you're still such a badass.
Yeah, I mean, online is getting trash for it. People call him a for people calling me Twitter, which is weird. Yeah, which is so stupid that guys earn that
But also took six years off and then going in the fight
I was talking with our boy about it. I'm like man, Dia seems off
He's like no, that's why we love Dia's typical stuff
Like no, he really doesn't seem like he wants to do it this time. And they see in the fight, like, he showed a good fight,
definitely looked like six years off,
definitely looked 38.
Like that wasn't a young vintage Nick Diaz.
And I think there are some red flags.
I've told Cheon on Blowabout,
there's all these red flags leaning up to it,
and we're just like, ask Nick Diaz to be fine.
And then he gets in there.
Why?
Because he was basically saying, I don't wanna fight.
He said that before, and then he's game
once he gets in there. He just hates all the build up. But then you see, like, when he was basically saying I don't want to fight. He said that before and then he's game once he gets in there He just hates all the build up
Yeah, but then you see like when he was in the octane
He almost forgot to get sure off and get best lane
So you're like right he's not mentally checked in and then he gets in there and then usually he's like
Scowling at the guy and like look at him like flip him off no matter who it is this time
He's looking at the mat most time he's looking at the mat
And then you know through that weird wheel kick that you could throw
You know
Just kind of taking shot and then I think the other red flag is the UFC made it five rounds
Why the fuck would you make it five rounds guys the first day back in six years? How crazy that so I think with Nick
I don't think it's quitting. He's just
This guy I've thrown so much vomit guys not going he's keep coming forward. I mean hit with shots. Yeah
All right, and I have two more rounds. I'm not I'm not any is very conscious of CT and I'm sure he's like fuck this
How much and then also what else and I'd love to know the backstory Jake shields came out was like Nick such a you know
Legend he took this on suit sea weeks notice
He didn't say they don't want to take the fight, but someone was like oh you hinting Nick
They don't want to be in there.
And Jake just wanted to ask snakes everywhere.
Meaning like, you know, like people forced to take the,
because I think he was the highest paid on the card.
Wow.
So there's something good.
I love that he got paid, but you can see his face.
He's taking a fuck loaded damage over the years.
You're talking about a guy who's never stopped working out
by the way in training.
He's been boxing.
Marathons. Yeah. I think he has been boxing. He's been boxing. Marathons.
Yeah, I don't know if he's been boxing.
I think he has been boxing.
She's shit too.
I was very impressed with his boxing actually.
I thought he connected a shitload with Robbie Long.
That's blah, blah, blah.
All of the volume.
Like a lot of robbies for five of his is the way it goes.
Yeah, like it just, Robbie does headhunts.
Yeah, he's a killer.
Yes, a monster.
Yeah, I just, I think people got to realize too, you know,
we're like, go, he did it for money. Yeah. Yeah just, I think people got to realize too, you know, we're like, oh, he did for money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everybody in here, everybody in here was, okay, you guys
didn't get paid if you don't have to come in.
Nobody's coming in.
So for him, it's like, of course, he got a paid.
It's a fucking job.
And then also because he has such a loyal fault
and following stuff like that, it's also like, you know,
when he was big in his prime, guys weren't getting paid to it.
So he can't just write off on the Sunset and count his dollars.
Like he needs this money.
He sees his brother getting big money,
and he's like, what the fuck?
The biggest money, fine collar, yeah.
So he's like, so it makes financial sense.
I do not think he would ever fight
if he didn't kind of have to,
or didn't see millions of dollars.
And I will always watch this.
But I wanna know what's going on with this team.
I don't know if you're seeing Nick Diaz again.
I don't know.
I don't think his team,
I don't think he can control Nick Diaz.
I think Nick Diaz is genius,
is the fact that he's just such a, such an anomaly.
He's such a,
and that's fine,
but yeah,
and then those fighters end up broke with CT.
That's right.
So he needs people around him
who need to set things up for him. So that brings me to the
Breinertega fight. And he's only lost two fights. Yeah. He's taking a lot of damage. And he should have
that. And in my opinion, this is a incredibly talented fighter. You know he's willing to die in
there. And I think that fight should have been stopped. Oh, no. Third fucking round. No. Oh,
you got the guilty and they got the trial left.
I don't give a shit.
Oh no.
So he took so much damage.
Not in a title for me.
And he was taking crazy damage.
And I don't see, I don't think the juices work the squeeze.
You take, you could possibly, first of all,
you got brain damage.
You also can take a lot of time off his life.
In that fight, yes, he might get lucky.
He wouldn't get beat up that, man.
Well, he should have stopped that.
He's faced. Okay, so should've stopped that, his face.
Okay, so all I know is this, the doctor was there
for at least a minute longer.
Her Dean came up with what's going on,
because apparently he was answering the questions wrong.
When they were doing this,
he was asking him just to follow with his eyes,
keep his head still, he went like that.
That's a sign that something's going on,
you're not seeing things.
I just hate seeing the doctor.
You can't do that on a title fight.
You can't, you just can't be.
Oh man, well that, I have.
Then the same for you.
It's not for me.
It's not for me.
That's why then I like boxing more,
because boxers, if you're getting your head kicked
and like that, they'd stop the fight.
And for me, if you got it,
it's the, you're Rodriguez thing.
You got a young guy like that,
that much promise, that much marketability as your corner.
Oh, and I'm sorry, also they had to help them
off the canvas, which is illegal. If also they had to help them off the camera,
which is illegal.
If your team have to help you off, it's called a TKO.
You're not allowed to do that.
They helped them off.
Nobody saw that and they walked them back to the thing.
And I, in my opinion, this kid's gonna fight every time,
but I think he was like, how do I deal with this fucking pressure?
You know he's not dealing with the pressure well.
Who?
Or Tega.
Yes, he answered back, but that fucking volinouski for whatever reason on that night is a killer
and is putting that kind of pressure in that time.
So do you just always throw in the towel when it's not going your way?
When it's a kid with that much fight in it.
So let's stop it.
100%.
So here's the thing.
So let's say we take your thing and you could not be a coach for this reason.
So Briar Tega, his first fight, his first five fights and you see, he was down on all score cards
and pulled off the submission in the third round.
Cool.
And that's how you got the title.
I got it.
So, almost did it again.
So, yep, almost did it again.
Yep, this is M.O.
So now let's go off what you wanna do.
He wouldn't have a career.
You would have stopped those fights before he pulled it off.
Well, it was, you've been over three.
He was stopped, he did have a fight of stop.
What was it against a max?
Max. So that was, that was smart. They stopped that a fight of stop what was it against a Max max so that was that was smart
They stopped that taking that kind of damage when I see when I see his head that swore and he's not answering questions properly
I'm stopping that fight and I'm stopping that fight the audience wants to fight
They're laughing with blood in their mouth. I get it at the end of the day
I see brain damage and I see taking years off his career. Now he won that fifth round.
I do not care.
And look at his face.
So boxing would stop that fight off of boxing with, yeah.
He was taken such a beating.
Now real quick, there's been more deaths in boxing
than there's ever major.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's fine.
Way more.
That would be close.
But boxing has also been around longer.
There's a lot of things about boxing.
No, I've seen a lot of that. I'll give, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that night or like the next day or something like that. The point of boxing is constantly hitting with MMA. You got wrestling, it's three rounds.
Yeah, yeah.
But the point is, the point is five points.
But like, so those fights you were talking about, was he,
was he getting as much damage as he was on this fight?
Well, the ones where you said, you see scored low.
He's been fucked up, yeah.
He's been through some fights.
He pulls it out.
Because his submission game is insane.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
And he almost, I mean, Vokernosi said in the post press
column, he's like, that's a close algorithm.
They've been choked out.
He's like, I was gargling.
And he's like, give him my head, I was like, well,
this is how it goes.
I'm gonna lose my belt.
Here we go.
And then he's like, by the grace of God,
willpower, power, power, through, and he let go.
So this corner probably just knows, like, oh,
or this is where it takes us like,
So again, it's actually to my point,
or take us insanely talented,
could be a champion, not yet maybe, could be,
or certainly will always be that guy
with that crazy game.
So what you do is you stop the fight,
you stop the fight in the third round,
he wants to keep fighting.
Everybody's like, what the fuck,
you should have kept it going for this reason.
You have more fight left in you.
I don't know what those two rounds
where he was taking
another hundred shots to the head,
it's gonna do to his long-term career.
It's just not the game, it's just not the game.
It's gotta be the game.
It's not the game.
It should be the game.
Then don't watch fighting.
No, you're wrong.
I'm sorry, but it is the game.
You won the fifth round.
It doesn't matter at what cost.
It does that mean that he still could keep.
At what cost?
You're worried about guys getting hurt?
I'm worried about, I'm worried about, I'm worried about I'm worried about you see when you see a dude
Who's not for whatever reason? Oh, we don't sign up for that. You don't sign up all of us sign up for that no
Not that kind of if your corner can't see your corner can't turn around. Yes
If your corner can't see that you're getting your head kicked in that way then there's something wrong
It because because you you can you have a lot more fight left.
There are more fights for him.
Now we wanna see it.
Now we go like this.
Business-wise even, even business-wise.
You stop that fight and you start.
You start that fucking fight.
We wanna see that again.
Oh no, no, that's really good.
No, you see, you go.
Oh, it feels like a, you go.
No, you see, you go.
You're never gonna tie the fight again.
You're down on the cards and get beat
and you throw in the towel
He's never gonna tell shut again. That's not the way that's what I what do you mean because they stopped it?
Yes, Dan is not gonna yeah, Dan is gonna punish the corner guaranteed
Guaranteed I don't know about that if you just on the towel every time your fighters lose
That's not my every time I'm talking about when your fighters getting fucking crushed in the head like that
And he wakes and he walks up and he can't see and they have to take an extra minute and a half or whatever to ask him because he's answering questions wrong. Get the fuck out of here.
Herb Dean had to come over there and herb Dean is not allowed to do this. So two things happen.
Two things happen that are illegal. One herb Dean said how many fingers do I have up? He holds up one.
Okay. The second thing I heard in.
That's not illegal. I don't believe the ref is allowed to do that.
Of course, I don't think the ref is allowed to do that. I don't think the ref is allowed to do that.
100% of her is allowed to do that.
The doctor does that.
No, he doesn't.
Herb can do that.
And if he says, I can't see, they bring in the doctor.
And if the doctor does it, he says,
I can't see.
First of all, the doctor was taking a long time.
In my opinion, the doctor was there asking questions.
Something was going on and Volko-Volanaski said, he was answering the questions wrong. That Something was going on and Volonowski said,
he was answering the questions wrong.
That's why Herb Dean came over and goes,
what's going on?
That's resets.
So now, then I hear Brannert take a go,
yeah, I'll be all right, or something like that.
To me, man, it was just, it was,
and the biggest thing is when I saw them
have to help them off the mat and walk him to the stool.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
I was like, that's...
Oh, like in between rounds?
Yeah, and again.
And it could be exhaustion too.
I would suggest also that if you wanted to do that, okay, I think that took, I think
that shortened his career.
And is that worth it?
Okay.
And if you say that's the game, I don't agree, but okay.
I mean, I...
But what if you ask Brenner Tagan, he says, if you just stop that, you're fired all
you.
You don't ask that motherfucker. He's a warrior, he'll die on there.
That's not who you ask.
Never ask a fighter, they'll die.
So yes, the coaches.
Yes, yes.
The coaches are there to protect you.
The coaches should see that that is,
live to fight another day, you're young,
you're a bad ass, you have huge market share.
Let's protect the goose that lays the golden egg.
That's what I think.
I would have 100% stop
You just can't I'm with you for the safety. You just can't yeah
Not see anything definitive
Yeah, I believe that that is
Probably not you know, I'll do that
But you said even after this beating he was closer like choking choking him out. Not to do, he's incredible.
Got him in a trance.
He was, yeah, and he is fighting back.
And he was fighting back.
So let's say he stopped in the third
or take him one in the fifth round.
And it was one of the rounds of the year.
And he got a, so in this the other thing,
so they're in it for money, right?
Yeah.
The prize fighters.
So if you stop that fight,
you're ineligible for the five the night right and he got five the night
So you got an extra fifty thousand dollars which is a ton of money, okay?
Yeah, I'm not worth it, but okay
You know all of it's I have a big problem. I would I would stop it
You should stop it when you have something when you see that you just can't and I maybe I have doctors
Yeah, well the doctor and stop it. Yeah, he might have been
inexperienced and a little bit influenced by the crap. It was a dumb thing. But even but even was him saying they can't watch it
It was you know I'm saying that it's not to fight stop that for it's not he won the fifth round if you would have got beat up in the fifth
I would agree with it. He did get beat up. He won the fifth round. It doesn't matter. He took so much more damage in those last two rounds and by the way
But yes, maybe it's also a title fight. This isn't a regular fight night
This is everything that he's dreamed of don't care. Don't care. Don't care. Not for you
They can be coach live to fight another time. It's his second time in a title shot chance him again back
There's not great. Maybe maybe it's one shot for him
You know, maybe that maybe that's the case.
Well, not a few years coach, I never get it.
No, he'd live to fight more and he wouldn't have brain damage.
I mean, it's what they do be.
No, no.
Brain damage?
You, you, there is a way to protect somebody
from getting that kind of brain damage.
That's not a tie-off fight.
I'm with you if it's a regular like fight night,
like main event, but for a tie-off fight, you can't.
You just can't.
Yeah. Okay. That's not the game. a regular like fight night like main event but for a fight you can't you just can't yeah
can't that's not the game yeah I don't like it more than any more than you do that's just not the game it's just not what these guys do it's just not yeah it's not what they sign up for it's a
brutal sport it's the brutal sport yeah it really is yeah it it bums me out it fucking really does
it bums me out yeah it's a tough guy he's it's a tough guy. That kid is young and such a good looking kid
and so talented and I hate that shit.
I just hate it.
It's fucking dangerous man.
When you see these guys connecting like Bo and Asuka
it's such a fucking animal.
Whoa.
Can't kick his.
Yeah, that's mixed martial arts of the high level.
You know?
I guess so.
It's just what it is.
Is there a way to not get hit in the face
that much of your brinotagia? It takes a lot of years. You's just what it is. Is there a way to not get hit in the face that much of your brine will take you?
It takes a lot of use.
You could change this fighting style.
Well, it's so good, Nick Diaz.
Like, how do you not have this argument for Nick Diaz?
Although, I'll tell you what I see with Nick Diaz.
I see much better defense.
When I was watching Nick, what impressed me about that
was him in that, in the corner,
kind of deflecting, moving.
He just knows how to, he sees shots.
He only says that, but there's no head movement. There's no footwork
shots were glancing. I was really impressed with a lot land and he broke his nose. Well, and then he sat down a quick. Yeah, yes, but Nick was always pretty good at getting
Avoiding that stuff, you know, but he's get the fight tonight so he slug outs and that's what he's known for and you love him for it
That's why he has a fan base. I love Nick because Nick I never saw Nick really get hurt.
The only time I saw Nick get hurt was he got dropped by Paul Daley.
And then he said some wars though.
He had some wars.
That's a war.
It's the business.
Yeah.
But also with Nick like that's the reason he was like right, I'm out.
Yeah.
There's no.
Yeah man.
I mean how much can you do after a while?
You see this stuff, you see it.
What's interesting to me is you just see these wars
wear on people and they're warriors,
but it just, it just starts to give you
either glass jaw or just, you know.
That that's the game be.
Unfortunately, that's the game.
There's gotta be a better way to protect the people
like that, you know.
Turned into grapplers.
Like, like Nick Diaz has some of the best juxtaposed in the world.
So, you know, for Nick, if he didn't want to eat those punches
or save his brain cells, grapple more to you.
Well, what's fun Nick Diaz to grapple?
What's funny about those guys is if you have two grapplers,
they just don't fucking grapple.
I just stand on the face.
Yeah, they're just like, I'm gonna fucking bang with you
because I don't want to have you get positioned on me. I don't want to get tired, you might turn the corner and punch shot on the face. Yeah. Just like, I'm gonna fucking bang with you because I don't wanna have you get positioned on me.
I don't wanna get tired.
You might turn to corner and punch me in the face.
But think of Brian Ortega.
It's like he has such an advantage
in grappling over a vulcan asking.
But he really doesn't, he didn't attempt to take that really.
Well, his coach said hit him with a blast double.
Hard to do.
Yeah.
He's easier said than dumb.
It does fucking legs and all that.
But think about what he fought Max Holloway.
Straight striking one.
He took so much damage.
Yeah. So again. so to your point,
the only way for you to be comfortable watching MMA
is these guys need a grapple more.
Well, someone like that.
That's only when you don't get brain damage.
Did you see Curtis Blades?
Yes.
I don't think he could fight tomorrow.
Yeah.
When he got need in the fucking head.
Well, that's like Kabeeb.
That was like John Fitz.
A lot of those guys just would fucking hold you down
and punch you in the face.
And I get it. It's not that exciting. You don't have a crew do. Yeah, you're not gonna get paid the big bucks
But I mean to be big because you're so dumb. He's just so dynamic even after taking that shit
I mean that triangle he almost caught him with that fucking the yellow tape. Oh, I'll ski got out of that shit
It's nuts nuts nuts. I mean he's just able to somehow to do it
He's just made of different shit.
But so if I'm, if I'm, or take his coach, that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying, use your fan, your jiu-jitsu is so flashy and special.
Use that shit.
Then again, then again, the higher level guys don't really care.
They just post up and punch you in the fucking face.
You can't.
You also gotta be careful because you, again, dude, you gotta crack some eggs and make an
omelette.
If you wanna make a million bucks, you gotta crack some the eggs making omelette if you want to make a million bucks
You're crack some fucking eggs. Yeah, you want attention. Yeah crack eggs and eggs as people get punched and knocked out and receiving CT
It's literally the name of the game. Yep. The name of the game
Might not be for me for real
It's gonna continue with how you feel.
You know what I'm saying?
Like there's nothing that can do.
It bothers me.
And maybe also these guys are just so much better at striking.
It's what they work on with high level coaches now with boxers.
I feel like they're hitting more accurately, harder.
I don't know, man.
I don't know that.
I don't know.
It's like for better athletes, maybe.
Maybe, yeah.
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Yeah, it's like the NFL, you know, obviously their ratings are down
But even Tom Brady was like, yes, there's no fun link to we can't like somebody gets hit
There's a flag like what are we doing? Yeah, and that's all because the concussion's not the guy down
No, hey, if you get them wrong or you slide into a quarterbacks knees and then if you celebrate like they're getting rid of everything and there's so much backlash
You can't celebrate it touch now. You can you can't you know I didn't but but but if like if if you're running like there used to be a
Have this ice to watch for my football games called
I think it was hard or forget the name of the NFL tape of just all highlights of guys getting fucking concussed.
That's what we still watch, like that was the NFL.
Like even Tom Braze, I get too soft now.
It's just not, even the NBA is too soft now.
And we get ratings across the board.
Yeah, you know, huh.
I didn't know I did not know about football.
I didn't know you couldn't,
when the quarterback, the guy tripped him,
I was on a green bay. You can't, like, you don't trip him, let's stupid. But he just stuck his leg. I can't know you couldn't when the quarterback the guy tripped him It was on a green bay. Yeah, you can't wait no tripping. Let's do but he just stuck his leg. I can't do
You can never do that no
Yeah, just fucking
Which I think should be right so if I was running you were behind me you were faster and you just kicked my leg no way no
Hey, no, if you get tangled up, sometimes that should happen. So it's not a trip I have with.
But if I'm an offensive tap on your linebacker blitzin'
and I'm busy on this guy, I can't stick my leg out.
I did.
And then quarterback Trit, I was like,
that's a great move.
Yeah.
And he was like,
but he'd rather get that penalty
and his quarterback get lit up.
Oh yeah.
Oh, that's interesting.
Yeah, fuck, that's been the case always.
Oh, yeah, no tripping.
No fucking tripping.
And he can't high low guys.
What is that?
So like your mom engaged with you on top
and then the other guy takes your legs out,
you can't do that.
Ooh, that's fucking crazy.
Like some of those rules make sense.
Yes, you're right.
But the hit ones, it's like,
I just basically can't hit helmet to helmet.
Like if a guy's like a defenseist receiver,
it's like, all right, it's football.
Well also like now your record as a quarterback
is gonna, yeah, you're gonna shatter a lot of records
if the guys can't crush you.
Yeah.
You're gonna take your time in the pocket.
Now, if I got the ball, you can crush me, though, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, well, I can't go home with the helmet though.
Why can't go alone?
I hate you too hard, I'm gonna get a penalty.
You can't go alone?
What do you mean alone?
Or if I, you know how these like dig them into the ground?
Yeah. That'll be a penalty. Father. Like I gotta hit, like, I'm gonna get penalty. You can't go low. What do you mean low? Or if I, you know how these like dig them into the ground? That'll be a penalty.
I got a hit like, like put my hands out.
Like, oops.
They call them no fun league.
That's not good.
Also I'm not looking at quarterback records now.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not good.
Like, you know, bread farf came up when he was getting
fucking just crushed.
But think about the receivers like Michael Irving,
Jay Rice, like dude, those guys you get molested
To get open now you can't touch the guy. You can't fucking touch the guy. I just don't want injuries
It's so stupid. Yeah, quarterback. I get the rest of them. Let him go man
It's football. Yeah, it's football. Oh
I thought Brendan was about to have his moment on the plane. Oh my god
Oh, I thought Brendan was about to have his moment on the plane. Oh my God.
We're open for like a while, like customer.
So we're sitting around Southwest flying to San Antonio.
And we sit down behind the emergency, you know, where the emergency exit is and the chairs.
And this big black guy sitting in the middle, he has a hat on.
And the, you know, gay story just comes out.
And you know how they do it for you to go. Just gave everybody comfortable, you know,
if they're in case of emergency,
are you good with all the, you know, stuff you have to do?
And yes, yes, yes, the guy goes, sure.
No, no, he said, don't ask me no fuck,
I'm just gonna ask you.
Oh yeah, he starts off, he goes,
it's a real small gays store.
So you go, are you capable of willing to help
with assist we need to?
And you know, the girls like, yeah,
next time you capable of willing to assist, yeah? We need to. And then all the girls like, yeah, next time you're capable of willing to assist, yeah.
You sir, the big black egg is,
don't ask me no motherfucking questions.
And he goes, you can tell the guys like, what?
He goes, I said don't ask me no motherfucking questions.
You don't deserve right to ask me questions.
And he's like, no sir, you're in the emergency exit.
So I have to ask you this like legally,
in order for us to take out for after questions.
He goes, you're not gonna ask me no goddamn questions. You know, I guess we know Goddamn questions
and he goes, dude, and he can tell the guys like,
please, it's a yes or no and he goes, sure.
And he goes, you can't do that.
Just yes or no, so the plane can take off.
If you don't want me to lay everybody's gonna have to get off
and he goes, then you better fucking go get somebody.
He goes, I'm not moving.
Straight up.
So then he go, the little guy go gets another bigger gay guy.
So another bigger stewardess comes.
Oh, he came with it too.
And he's like, sir, it's a yes or no.
And you're gonna tell us yes or no
or this plane's not leaving.
And he goes, I told that motherfucker sure.
And he's like, no, it's not sure.
I told that motherfucker.
Yeah.
And he goes, and then he said something
he goes, I can read motherfucker.
And he goes, dude, I'm just asking you, yes or no.
And then we can get started. he was I'm not answering shit
And he was doing me a squad off the plane. Yeah, he goes the next court me off the plane
And he goes you better go get help and the the gay stories like you're looking at the help
Yeah, my seatbelt on and other guy fuck so I took the house right by took my seat belt off
I'm like this
There we go. I think I'm like here. We go. I was like this story is gonna get annihilated
So I just you know big gonna choke the gap from mine.
He's big, big boy.
You think I'm gonna choke him out.
No, I'll just choke him out.
He wouldn't see me coming.
Anyway.
Put my camera up.
I got my seatbelt on.
My god damn, I look at Chipotle.
Here we go.
And so I was like, is your moment up.
And then he's like, you better fucking go get help.
And so the guys like, oh fuck.
And I look to show him, I do. They're gonna make all of us get help. And so the guys like, oh fuck. And I look at show, I'm like, dude, they're gonna make
all of us get off, they're gonna taste this fucking guy.
It's gonna be a whole ordeal.
It's gonna be late to the fucking show.
I'm like, this fucking, I kept it,
I kept going this fucking idiot.
What the fuck in the idiot?
What a fucking idiot.
I'm wanting him to say something.
Oh my, you're praying, praying you'd say something.
And then the guys leaving his wife's two rows up.
And she's like, sir, please, you know,
he just upset, you know, like, people ask him a question, and the guys like, sorry, it's the mercy roll. And she's like, sir, please, you know, he just upset you down like,
people ask him a question,
the guys like, sorry, it's the mercy of her,
like this is what we have to do.
And she turns down and looks and goes,
it's yes or no, what's wrong with you?
It's yes or no, in front of everyone.
She's like, it's yes or no.
What is wrong with you?
And then she goes, what happened?
She's like, what happened?
How are you fighting?
Yeah, it's a no.
And then the stores like, sorry,
we have to go get like the cops and get them off it and she goes
No, no, please we have this thing. She's like how by switch seats and it's a guy to switch seats
You guys can stay on the plane. Yeah, so yeah, so she's still talking shit. Yeah, as he's walking through the new city
He's talking shit
It was just so random, because he said,
don't ask me for fucking questions.
You know, you know,
like those feminists,
like they're,
or the,
the, the,
like, yeah, he's like,
sir, you know,
he had his hand up,
he was doing,
he was doing,
he's like,
sir,
no motherfucking questions.
He was all,
oh my god.
Jesus.
And I was like,
oh my god.
You're not gonna win.
Like my,
my buddy is macho.
My, the guy said he's walking to the plane on the tarmac.
It's a small plane.
So he has his mask off, all right?
And he hates the mask thing.
Yeah, sure.
So he's fucking walking and a dude,
one of the marshes goes, sir, put your mask on, please.
As he's outside.
Yeah, no way.
He's about to walk on the plane.
So my friend goes so my friend goes
my friend goes why the guy got put your mask on it's a Marshall he goes yeah he goes you're going on the plane and and my friend my friend does is he just goes like this he goes
what no in his face yeah he goes he goes I will when I get on the plane it gets too close the guy reads his
behavior and the guy goes the guy goes yeah that's cool he goes so now you're I get on the plant gets too close. The guy reads his behavior and the guy goes,
the guy goes, yeah, that's cool.
He goes, so now you're not getting on the plant.
Yeah, and my friend goes, look,
I gotta go meet this thing.
I just couldn't hear you.
He goes, I appreciate your apology.
You're not flying today.
I mean, yeah, my buddy was like,
if we can do it like this.
And his girlfriend was like, you're a fuck lady.
But it's also like way to go, dude.
Like, what do you high things can go down
But that's what the Marshall that's what the flight
I said to you. He's like you know like you're we'll put you on the next flight
You know you said a mutual but if I take a flight you're on the flight. It's not till 6 p.m. It's yeah
I'm like you know you're me sitting around like what do you do it dude?
Like how stupid can be it then I was already annoyed because big girl sits down
I'm 13 C and it was Southwest so it's you know 13 was our gate
What she was I'm 13c. I think you're the wrong seat. I go no Southwest lady. Yeah, and she's like I'm 13
Like no, you're you're gate 13 and she's like what I'm like. It's the gate
This is like a cattle call you just sit down where you fucking fit in.
Meanwhile, they say that at the start,
like as soon as you walk on,
it's how you can sit anywhere.
There's no assigned seat.
So I was already annoyed in that stupid fucking front.
I mean, dude, it's Southwest also.
Please, sir, please.
But I said, would you?
It was pretty loud too.
Mr. Badge.
Everyone was like, yeah.
And then the lady next to me was like,
so where are you from? I was like, like, while it was all loud too. Mr. Badge. Everyone was like, yeah, and then the lady next to me was like, so where are you from?
That was like, like while it was all going down.
He sounds like he was a bit of a bully.
And having a bad day.
It was just so quick.
Oh, like this.
Not a small guy either.
No.
Those tasers would have had their hands.
Yeah, he was a big, big, big, huh?
He stood up and just like, yeah, really?
Yes. Yeah, some of those. It was just funny when his wife was like,
what? She's a counselor. How did you get me? She was so pissed.
She was so mad at it. It's yes or no, you idiot.
You know, I would, I just don't understand people.
The ladies, I'm in 13C. I'm like, God damn it. I'm not flying Southwest.
Some people, you know what?
That's why you have to find Southwest.
But the little flight attendant, he was not back and down.
The second one that came through, the ball went.
Yeah, he was not back and down.
You know what, those sometimes people,
people decide they're going to,
it's worth all the fucking.
In that moment, a lot of men go,
you know, this is worth all the penalties. And I think that's why guys the fucking in that moment a lot of men go you know this is worth all the penalties
and i think that's why guys punch people in the face that's why you see people get shot by the cops there was a guy
who was really sad man he was just an older do my age probably big guy and the he was black and and the he was
he had his wife there and this little sort of white female cop was maling. She was saying stuff to him like, you know,
and he was like, you guys follow me here.
And I could tell he had had enough.
His whole life.
He saw this in person?
No, it was a video.
Oh, okay.
His whole life had been something.
And he had this girl, he was 23,
telling this man his my age,
who's probably gone through a thousand things.
His wife is trying to get him back inside.
He's huge. And he's like, get him back inside. He's huge.
And he's like, no, black eye.
He starts clapping at the guy.
You knew the guy.
He starts clapping at the guy.
No, I just didn't know.
Okay, he comes down and he starts walking towards him,
clapping and yelling at him.
But he doesn't have a gun or a gun or a gun.
No, they shot him.
Oh, well, that's not right.
It's terrible, but he was moving towards them
and then they say, you're coming towards me,
you're huge.
But he's a taste of it.
I agree, but I'm just saying.
There's some right face.
You could see he was done.
You could see he was like,
I'm not, I'm not gonna do this anymore
and I'm gonna, if I die, fuck it.
Some, you can get in that position
where you're just like not in your right mind.
That's a tough one.
I mean, how do you think that's gonna end?
Not well.
Well, yeah, I saw this thing in a world star.
This guy takes his lady hostage.
It's like in a backyard.
He's like beating her to her hostage.
And the cops are like, you can tell the cops
like a bro, he's like a young cop.
And they all have their guns out
because they have the body cam on.
And he's like, dude, I'm telling you,
don't wanna do this, man.
He's not gonna work out for you.
He was, he's not gonna work out for you.
I promise you, you do not wanna do this.
It's not gonna end well for you.
He's like, fuck you. And he does, he has the way like this. And he's gunned here out for you. I promise you, you do not want to do this. It's not gonna end well for you. He's like, fuck you.
And he does, he has the way like this.
And this is gun here.
And he just kinda like literally just brings down
like this then, spoon.
Game set.
And then the rest of them,
bop bop bop.
Shit.
I mean, I'm sure that motherfucker is dead.
And people say, they've been watching
so many times, a lot of guys will get shot five times
and return.
The grab the gun. So they want to go home.
So, bbop.
There's a white guy for the record.
White guy.
Yeah.
So he just pulled his gun up like that.
And literally went to like, hey, I'm in a bowl.
Ugh.
Well, you can't save the other lady.
I used to watch the video.
He kept saying drop the gun.
Like you do in that situation as you drop the gun.
I was like a bro.
Pop.
He's like, I'm telling you bro.
Bro.
Bro.
He's like, bro, hey, it doesn't end well for you bro.
Is it, come on bro, ski, not tonight.
Bro, ski.
And then they shot him right in the heart.
Damn.
Yeah.
Why doesn't he shoot the gun out of the hand?
Yeah.
There was a dude, there was a video of a guy
and he had, they tried to rob a bank.
And then they caught him and the guy, they cornered him.
And the guy is lying on a porch
And he's got a gun. He's holding the gun to his own chest
Because he's gonna kill himself right and you just the cop just goes like this cop says to his sergeant
He goes I think I can shoot that gun out of his hand. Oh my god
Because the guy's lying there like this and he's just got his gun in front of a bank and shit
And he's just holding the cops at bay because he's like I'm not I just can't go to jail right
I'd rather die so we sit there and sir don't kill yourself drop the gun. It's gonna be okay
And the cop goes I think I can shoot pet gun
The shumret in the sergeant goes go ahead try it and he just goes boom and shoots the gun and the gun flies out of his
Hand and they just cuffed oh damn you wow
Yeah, I figured the guy who was a star and shoots the gun and the gun flies out of his hand and they just cuffed him. Oh, damn it. He did. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.
I figured the guy who was a star on the double shot.
Yeah, right. Yeah.
That's all I'm going to say.
Yeah. That's a dicey move, man.
Fuck yeah, man.
Yeah.
Cops have a tough gig.
That's a tough gig.
The tough.
You're dealing with sometimes with some crazy motherfuckers who will kill you or shoot you back.
Yeah.
What do you got, Jen?
All right.
I'm gonna watch the Yellowstone.
Oh.
That was sucky in.
New season, November, I think, 11.
Well, I'm only on first season.
Oh, you got to catch up for the new season.
It was sucky in.
It was sucky in.
They're not, they're not angels.
The doggons are not, they're not angels.
Oh, no.
That's right.
So good. They're not angels. Oh no. Not very. They're not angels.
They're the heavies. Chin, how was your show and, uh,
I'll say?
Oh yeah.
It was an awesome, yeah.
That's one dive.
Was it part of Moon Tower or no?
No, but the guys, uh,
Jeremiah Watkins and Stevie Weave,
they, they, they stopped by for the show.
That's cool.
Unfortunately, they couldn't do it
because they weren't on set the same time
we were on set at 11.
Hmm.
How's it all? I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's incredible.
The shows went well.
Shows went well.
Well, they show well.
I met a lot of people with left Austin and now living in Denver.
Makes sense.
It does.
Did, uh, would you move to Austin, too?
Move?
I mean, I'd rather stay here.
Yeah.
I like visiting.
Yeah.
Yeah. Nice visit. Nice visit. I don't think you can stay here. I like visiting. Yeah. Yeah. Nice visit.
Nice visit.
I don't think you can do it.
I don't think I can actually do it.
I think I also would get to turn into a small town right quick.
It's not huge.
No.
I like it, but I think it.
There's a homeless population there too though.
Yeah.
It's pretty heavy.
Yeah.
Pretty bad.
It's also mini LA.
It's a blue.
Basically.
Yeah. They call it purple. I thought they controlled their
Or fix that problem. Oh, no, no
On a way to the actual venue. There's a certain path we could take to avoid it
We have six years was the video six three is that alley behind there looks all that
From a fucking horror movie. It might be six years ago
Some drugs and yeah, we saw some like hot-grown scooter go to hell.
I'm like, oh my, is she trying to get raped?
Like literally going straight down this shady alley.
Really?
It's just drugs, like we saw people do it.
Like needles in the arm and shit.
Is that six years?
Right behind the walkin'.
It's the ghettoest fucking.
Yeah, no, no thanks.
I don't know, but I saw a bunch of homeless people.
Oh, yeah, it's bad in Austin.
Yeah.
Well, they got a snooze out there. We, it's bad. It's bad in Austin. Yeah. Oh, they got a slews out there.
We stayed at the Hilton.
Where?
In Austin?
Yeah, in Austin.
We stayed there.
When we went for you and I together, we.
A hot second ago.
For, yeah, where'd we stay?
It was a good hotel.
I forget.
It was nice.
That venue was in Austin, speech, and?
No, not speech.
Oh, it was fun though.
It was a lot of fun.
A lot of people come out. A good amount of people came out.
You know, it's weird. Our biggest show was in Ohio.
And that's like such a rant. I'm like a port smith Ohio.
He's from there though. He's from there to yeah.
But still, those are biggest one.
Yeah, that's where he's from. I know.
What do you got this weekend? Where you going?
Denver, remember?
I'll fix that.
I'm Chicago. Is Chicago? How many many how many hours ahead of Chicago I
think two hours yeah okay two hours it's central time right yeah I guess
so 332 yep two hours central time I'd be at the Schomburg
Schomburg it is they don't the call the Shamburg in I think yeah, it's called Shamburg
I think we call it Chicago in probably I think I think
I think the one we're doing in December. Yeah, it's sh god damn Jen
Shamburg
Okay, there we go
I'm glad
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's called the Shamburg in the woodfield mall. Yeah, they don't call it the
Improv County Club in Shamburg. Yeah
Yeah, all right in Provcoma Club Shamburg Shamburg. So that's a stretch from Chicago. I mean, it'll be 40 minutes
I usually stay in Chicago, but I think I might stay I shouldn't right no
The traffic in Chicago traffic is so fucking bad.
Yeah, I think I'll just stay in Shombard.
I've never done that.
It's not too far.
It's not too far.
That's with traffic too.
Oh, that's way too long.
Oh, I remember, you know, last time I did Chicago one time.
I never tell you this.
I was on my way to the Shombard again,
and I was very late because, well, there was a guy
who was trying to jump off the bridge into traffic.
I had to delay things.
Yep, and you see the dude, the fireman, hanging off the fucking bridge talking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because again, he had traffic.
So he's whole all traffic.
And the guy's hair was like this and he's shouting back at him.
And it's like, just don't jump, dude.
Yeah, I remember last time we played there.
Yeah, we stayed like downtown Chicago and dude,
I want to have two hours on Friday.
And even the shopper man is like, what are you doing?
Yeah, I'm like, I'm Chicago man.
We don't be in the suburbs.
Right.
It's tricky.
It's tricky, man.
Slow tricky.
Yeah.
What do you got, Jim?
All righty.
First one.
OK, so this past Saturday during a game,
a Ohio State linebacker quit during the second quarter
because he wasn't substituted into the game.
After a heated argument in the sidelines,
he was a squatter off the field.
He took off his gloves, threw it into the crowd,
and then he went on a tweeting spree, said good luck.
And from the locker room.
Yeah, from the locker room.
Yeah, and put FUK go Ohio State.
Yeah, he said good luck to my teammates. A fuck Ohio state. He did it.
He did it. Now again, that would be a guy who had a moment. He like a friend who was sitting
in the emergency room. He's a young guy. I was like, fuck this. And now he's going to regret
that for a very long time. He was a senior and throughout his career at Ohio state.
He was always a backup. I guess he was just frustrated that he didn't get as much playing time
as he would have liked.
Season definitely ended early form.
So that's not a guy who had any aspirations to play in the end.
Oh, for sure he did.
He did.
Oh, how state?
But even if he's backup.
Oh yeah, even if you're a backup big guy.
I bet he was five-star recruit in high school.
Oh shit.
Superstar. Wow. Back up at a high school, you know, fucking good star recruit and high school. Oh shit superstar. Wow. Yeah backup at a
Host day, you know, fucking good. He's a good guy. He's good. He's basically as good as a starter. Yeah
Wow
Yeah, you can't be on the team. We can't have well. He be asked back on. Yeah, absolutely no. They don't need them
There's no other guy just as good waiting behind
And doesn't cause all the distractions
Well, you can't say fuckoco-House State, right?
No, we can't.
Little aggressive.
Maybe a little CT.
Maybe you're on your way.
It's a cop out.
No, he's just dumbass.
Yeah.
OK, so if you are staying in New York City
and you want an Airbnb, apparently there
are these glamping experiences that you can do
where you will basically rent out a
van that's a home for the night and it goes for about a hundred dollars each
every night and the city of New York is currently going through the streets and
repowing a lot of these cars because they have inspired registrations they're
really old vans that a lot of customers say smell and have a weird look to it
yeah oh yeah I went well so my I was talking about how I had this fantasy of living like out of a really cool van
So I could just drive everywhere. I just wanted to I don't know and my
Crow is Steve. You wanted to be that myself like you do cool
So we get an Airbnb. I go down San Diego. We're gonna get an Airbnb
I'm waiting since she goes right here. I go where right here and for a hundred bucks
She had rented a fucking
A van like a but it was a one of those what is it?
Uh, right to be sure. Yeah, yeah sure. Okay
sure great and she just sat there my girl to her credit was like they go
We're gonna stay there because I know you have a fantasy of standing just stay one night to see what is
me the pre-mortem I look in there I go.
That's the toilet and where's the shower?
Oh, there's no shower.
Oh, you shower outside on the,
not like a gym or something like that.
That's a van, dude.
Like, you know, these,
just like showers?
Just like that, yeah.
There's no shower.
No, I'm not living van life,
and I'm not doing it.
And these vans in New York City
are just parked right up on a random street corner.
Is it these specific van?
No, usually they're older.
Older versions of this.
Oh, God, they're not that...
Oh, man, no more.
If you're in shower, I mean, if you're in dead.
Yeah, no.
And you're lucky if there's a restroom in it.
Yeah, fuck that.
Yeah, I mean, in the restroom,
to weird looking.
It's also van-y.
Hard past.
It's a van.
Yeah, so imagine van's like that.
And there are cars parallel parking throughout the night right next to you.
Wow.
People walking by, talking on their phones
Hundred bucks pretty cheap though true. There's a reason
Already so Michael Jordan's former security that was on the last dance the guy with the J crew
I believe so he went and he is currently selling up.
No, he passed away. Oh, he passed away. Okay. Well, a security guard that worked for Michael Jordan
is currently selling a bunch of his old clothes that I guess he left behind and it has dry cleaning
tags on it. And his underwear actually sold recently for almost $3,000. It was clean? They're clean,
but they said that it was used not necessarily from
PP stains or like streak marks but
I don't want to dry
I want the shit stains up the back of the
Yeah, I don't know for three grand
Don't
I'm not paying three grand for those and do you wear them? Do you frame them?
Probably frame them, but if you got skid marks you frame them? Why do you want them? If you got skid marks, you frame them.
You imagine why somebody's house back,
dude, by Jordan's old underwear, bro.
Check it out.
Like, I'm leaving now.
Yeah.
They tried to do it.
We do it with beetles.
They would like cut out a piece of like,
I don't know, you can buy curkle bean here.
Yeah, you can.
Yeah, girl that cut his hair,
kept some of it.
That's kind of weird. Weird. Put it in a bottle. Very funny. I don't wear this. Courtney, love some of it. Which is weird.
Weird.
Put it in a bottle.
Very funny.
No weird at that.
Courtney Lovehead is here too though.
I think you know tattoos and they've,
it's all, it's like, it's Halloween inspired
or it's all pop music.
Can you like, oh, huh.
How pop music tattoo?
Would you be weirded out of somebody who cut your hair,
held on to himself?
Yeah, I would never go back. Okay, just one last. We your hair held on to himself. Yeah, I would not never go back
Making smart business choices. Yeah, that'd be fucking weird. Yeah, that's a creepy thing to do too
Mm-hmm that girl made I think they grow me like 20 grand off Kirk of course sure
She made a lot of money
Think I want you to get it for yeah
94s when he died. I mean also think of her motives
He leaves and she's almost saved this yeah, this is yeah royalty
Well, you can throw in the trash or make a hundred grand on it
20 years you got options
already So he's girl
Yeah, this video so there is a video going viral where Jack
Harlow is at a club appearance and a girl tries to shoot her shot at him from the far.
He's by the VIP section, she's in the crowd, so she starts typing on her phone. I have
a fat ass, so he will see it and he responded back with, I'm shy. And this video is going
viral. I'm gonna say. I have a fat ass.
He has a turtle neck on.
He put on shy on his phone.
Yeah.
And they're just trying to get him to party with the girls,
but he's not.
I have a fat guy.
Jack Pearl is a really popular rapper.
He's from your hometown.
No, he's from Jebel.
Yeah, he's from William.
Oh, he's from Lu, yeah, oh, Oh,
yeah,
and uh,
but this is just what he's like in a club, but is that the girl
right there? Yeah, that's the girl. Oh, no, I'm saying is that her profile below
that? Who's? No. Oh, she's a baddie. She is. I looked into it. Damn, Kyle.
I mean, bring it up. I wanted to see if she really did. She's a baddie. Oh, yeah,
what is it? What is it?
I'm a profile. Um, this is my name's like baddie. Oh, yeah, what is it?
This is my name's like Maddie day. This is my show. They're out of club and those kids are just staring at Jack Carla while he like drinks and shit
Looks like it. It's fucking
Celebrity guest appearances are though. You just kind of go
She's Jack Carlaloper bit. Yeah she's doing alright in the dump truck area.
You found a profile?
She better be if she's gonna say I have a fat ass.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She shouldn't fucking.
I have a fat ass.
Good chance.
I can't see.
She's just liking all of her photos as we speak.
I don't think she was just like all of her photos as we speak.
I don't think she was just so chin, yeah.
I'm sitting up so I can shoot my shot later.
You wanna shoot your shot?
Yeah.
Short-key?
Yeah.
Why not?
Roll it in there. She shot her shot.
Everybody's shooting shots.
Tell you you got a fat.
I can go to fat us too though, so I might have to compete with her on that.
I don't know if she wants that.
Followed by Christian.
Yes. See Paulo.
That's around the left, right?
That's around the left.
Yes.
17.
Yeah, what is right up?
17.
No, I think she's in college.
To be in the club just by at least 21.
Yeah.
But keep scrolling down, Chin.
I'm not seeing any ass. There it is. Okay. I don't know if that's Jack
Harlow material. Yeah, probably not. All right, Kyle. All right, Kyle. I didn't I didn't find
him to or DM. I did. She's very cute. She's cute. I saw. We'll see how back on the you're back on the
day and out. What? You're back on dating apps? Yeah, back on the day and app. You didn't work out with old girl from Arizona?
You know, it just, it's gotta be 50-50.
The distance?
Yeah, I just, I can't travel there every weekend.
And she didn't want to come to travel every weekend.
Yeah, she didn't want to come to LA.
So I was like, well, it's not gonna work.
No, man.
Yep, on to the next.
That sucks.
Well, Maddie, Kyle here.
I don't know, there's not me.. She wants five. Oh, you're still dating
your lady. Yeah, yeah. There you go. Yes. Oh, that's, was that the first one was her?
Larry's I got a fat ass. So fat F a F H A T Good for her. Yeah, she shot. She looks 14. She looks so young.
Yeah, right.
I'm not.
You're gonna get any creeper in there.
She's drinking that shit. She's 21.
Yeah.
More active, 21.
So this just happened right now.
Or Kelly is throwing guillotine.
Also like for racketeering, tear something like that.
Yeah, what is racketeering?
Trafficking, right? A little bit of the grenade. Hang on, tears on like that. Yeah, what is racketeering? Trafficking, right? No, the Grinnell.
Hang on, let's scroll down.
Oh, the Jinssen.
Racketeering on sex trafficking.
Sex trafficking, those are major.
Oh, shit.
All counts in federal sex crime.
Wow.
Vertica on nine federal counts.
Gluing racketeering, sex crimes, human trafficking,
obstruction of justice, kidnapping.
He's fucked.
Yeah.
Cloned for more witness defense.
Kelly's two more than called five witnesses. All for more wins defense. Kelly's team won't call it five winnances.
All right. Keep going. Kelly never took the stand.
That's she's never good. Monday's verdict comes just over two years.
Kelly was in Chicago. Mary, is this all start from that documentary?
Man that? Yeah. All this start from that documentary.
So this and the jinx. Keep going down.
Apparently, he didn't discriminate. Guys in gals.
Really? He looked to hook up with. What? Yeah. One of the guys who went on the stand was saying
how Ark Kelly was like, how about you want to be a music? And then it was like,
Damn. Here's my RBC and Dick. Is that right?
Shit. Wait, I thought the story was Ark Kelly gave him head.
Either way, gay cat, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I like that you're detailed, but yeah, that'd be gay.
Fair.
It's say decades in prison, wow.
Oh shit.
I like people are like, he's innocent.
There's like a fight for it.
Fans.
But I remember a long time ago when there was a video
of him peeing on a 14 year old, and I was like,
I just went away.
I was like, what?
They're like in a steamboat.
Yeah, how the fuck did they go?
They're not just want to weigh him.
How can they not?
And then he got the, in that thing,
Alia's parents were pissed because they were,
she was 15, he got a pregnant.
She had an abortion, they said.
15, dude.
And he was 27 at the time.
Well, that's not really good.
We secretly got married.
Crazy, right?
But the parents, what's interesting about that,
wait, I heard she signed off on it. Yeah, the parents didn't take so much responsibility.
No, they face the people who are. Oh, they signed off on it. That's what they're saying. Yeah.
The parents were like, you know, all about it, I guess. Oh, either way. He's going away for a hot
second. Hot trafficking. Yeah. But we're tuned from him. You're singing in jail.
All right, here's a couple of fights from fans at sporting events
The browns one saw the browns one last week. Do we hear? Yep. Yeah. Oh
Brains not working this one. Can a city chiefs? No. No. All right, here we go
The prime actor the team teams I'd do in Brewer.
Just a sea out somebody.
Oh, posing teams. Oh, no.
Now I just hit that guy.
Oh, wow. Like I just snuck the other yeah
Oh, shit
God we're security
Five first up, that's not good. I guess we won't see that stuff
Five first up. That's not good. I guess you won't see that stuff.
Who got the best up here? It looks like the other team. Oh, gosh.
Do you think this happens? They're all chief in. Yeah, I've seen it happen. So you think it's just been a very few football games. I've seen it happen plenty of times.
So just a footage is just showing up more, but it happens all the time. There are've been in very few football games. I've seen it happen plenty of times. So just a footage is showing up more,
but it happens all the time.
There are a lot of fights in football stands.
Seems like it's happening more.
Yeah, it does.
Or more, we just get it on.
I don't know if people get it on.
But yeah, that's really bad.
All right, so I saw this.
I don't know how he stole this,
but someone stole an iPad for Disney World.
And they used it to have people come to the front of life,
whatever.
The official iPad, yeah. And official buy back in Disney World.
And he was actually having tours
with some of the people there too.
And getting skipping lines and all that stuff.
The lines are long as fuck these days.
Yeah.
Do you have busted?
You have busted.
And what happens, Tom?
I think he's not allowed there ever again.
Oh wow.
Damn plan for life.
Of course.
Of course.
Yeah.
Can't go Disneyland for the rest of your life. And is that your world? Is he banned from all of them? I, he's proud. Yeah. I can't go disband for the rest of the life.
He's like a world.
Is he banned from all of them?
I know that's a good question.
I can't see it's all of them.
Yeah.
Well, it doesn't don't fuck around.
Yeah, so they were, they investigated.
They found out what he was trying to get to another line
with and they canceled it and they found coming up
or something like that.
I get the hustle, man.
Those lines are insane.
So do the kids. Sprite by himself. Those lines are insane. So we have kids.
Sprite by himself. Those set makes it weird.
All right. A couple of things were tagged in this one. I don't know why.
You see this?
What?
Oh, wow. Look at that big horse dick.
That's a really bad picture.
You got hit out from underneath them, dumbass.
You got it out from underneath. He got out and he slapped him. He's a really bad situation. You gotta get out from underneath them dumbass. He's gotta get out from underneath.
He got out and he slapped him.
He's all slapped.
He's all chocky.
Yeah, he's a chocky.
He's a little chocky.
That looks like a huge, like a Clyde's deal though, right?
Yeah, that's a giant horse.
That horse is not fucking.
The dude is about to get violated.
Yeah.
He slapped him right there.
Awesome.
He slapped the horse.
And this one they see they say looks like Brian.
This is a real boxer.
Really?
Look at his fucking gloves.
They look like they were burned.
Look at his gloves.
I know.
Wow.
For almost 2,000 rounds.
Yeah, they always do.
And those fucking gloves.
I've seen video on that guy.
That's old-timey boxing. Wow, this is fucking hell. Look at their kicks.
These gloves are, I mean, it's just leather straight up like mitts.
So we have the greatest defensive boxer that could be you be I know
So I fight and I saw this as well and it made me cry hopefully you guys don't cry as well, but check it up I'll show you a quick here's with that
So it says have you some friends like he does is a wedding I like the grammar, but
But check it out. So obviously he's in a wheelchair
And there is no audio to this. Oh, that's cool. All right. Oh, these guys are taking their legs to his
That's fucking cool. That is cool. Oh
Wow, it's a great idea. Oh man, what's all happened?
We refresh this again
We gotta wait. Oh, there's more to it. Yeah, there's more to it. There's more to it. I probably would cry for that grandma
Have you get some friends that can do this? How you so fast? You guys
All right
So the audio people there's two people beside them on the left and the right the guy can't walk
So it looks like the best man and the father yeah the father takes it down next room and their time their legs together
Mm-hmm. Oh, I know
He's gonna put his arms around there. He's also up. Yeah, your mom's run
Hopefully it doesn't really cool. What the hell this sucks. Okay anyways, but they he did they do a dance
They did the boy the wife comes in and they just dance together
Oh, that's all the dance dance dance dance. I know the sucks. Oh shit
I wish I had that video which video the one the big the big the big dude run in the relay
Oh, shit. They were tagging saying was me so fast
Wait that gorilla's jealous you get down
What is this?
All right
Okay, well, no anyways, what else got you that was it man, okay, all right well listen
I think we covered a lot of ground
You're so good those fights
Oh So I will I did a little research on- OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Boxer knocks feels fine. He's not afraid. Nobody is at that low highly skilled. Yep, and
Give me my fucking money. Oh, no, no, he's gone the distance and winning
That's very very tall order for canela, but if there's anybody that's gonna be canela. It's Caleb plant love it
Okay, well, you got a grand on a daddy. Yeah, I got a grand on
You can you fast forward it, Jen? I wish I could. I wish I could.
I'm just praying that this one will work this time. It's a different browser. Have you some friends
like he do? All right. Have you? All right. Have you? Have you some friends like he does?
Yeah, I mean, it's people say that all the time.
Yeah, I mean it's people say that all the time
You can work a little bit. Come on. Let's work. This is gonna work. Please. This is it right here. Let's work
I'm gonna cry for stop Bob Bob Bob. There we go. Here we go. It's working. Oh
Working keep watching tall guy hands. I wonder why he's in a wheelchair. I know. I don't know the story behind it
But then they're dancing here. Oh, that's cool.
Watch your hands, Papa. That's pretty cool, man.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That is cool.
That's a tough one.
Awesome.
You made it.
We got the video.
There we go.
All right.
Yeah, there we go.
That was good.
All right.
Well, I have some friends.
Are you?
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I'm not.
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I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. One show Thursday's David Posting, she's Pel Lacey myself at the Comma Works Downtown Denver,
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