The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 739
Episode Date: October 20, 2021Bryan recaps his Koi fish scare at his pond and the guys talk UFC 267, Brock Lesnar being jacked as a kid, Kanye West walking around NYC in a bizarre white mask, Sylvester Stallon...e leaving Expendables, Facebook changing it's name, Bryan's dad's plane crash survival story and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Paul jester having some fun you always agree I'm all fuzzed up. Yeah, it's we were in like a code over those like
There's white shit all over you. Uh, you know what?
It's the inner truth. You know what daddy did what can't have me can't have me in a mirror. Cause what I'd start doing is I start trimming my beard
and my hair.
Oh, maybe that's probably gray from your beard.
Yeah.
Oh.
Trim up a little bit.
I trim up a little bit.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah.
Do a little trim, trim.
Yeah.
Ain't no one with that.
Now one of my coi fish was missing.
Oh.
You know what?
Good.
Hey.
Hey. Hey. I freaked out.
Uh huh.
I got really mad and I was gonna set a trap
for this fucking raccoon.
Yeah, it came back to the village.
He didn't though.
He would have been.
My, my, my coy has never been,
no, my coy's never been shy.
Something happened last night
that my coy wouldn't come out when I feed them.
It's good.
They freak out and my one coyquite was hiding in the bushes.
Yeah.
And he finally came out.
He's dead.
Oh, no, he was in the water.
Yeah, I saw him because the bushes cover the water
part of the water.
Fucking raccoon.
You motherfucker.
He's sitting there.
Or something.
And you know how you get an older?
Talk about your pond.
I know.
Next is my car.
Next is my car.
Or the weather. Or the weather. That's my dad's good to do when we have to be a see-us
How's that weather out there now? I am sunny you know you and I like I've always appreciated the fact that
You and I have very little tolerance for most talk
I like make me laugh. Yeah, that teach me something
You're missing gossip. Yeah, but if I start if I were to say to you like with Brennan
I've never done this because I know yeah, yeah, but but I'll give you an example. I'll be like
Dude, there was a mountain when we were we were
Dude these NFTs I went you talking about it. Yeah, yeah, I went, you're talking about NFTs. Yeah, just click, I went, nope, click.
How about when I was just, he's like, he's just click.
We had a whole crap on him.
There was a thread around him.
You have a thing new on him?
He was literally in the middle of common sense.
Dude, these toe NFTs, I went,
you called me talking about T, he's like, yeah, click.
We sold over 2000.
Hold on, really?
Yeah, over 2000, I was surprised.
I was like, oh shit, we sold a lot of, see? And there you go. No fun to the surprise I was like oh shit sold a lot of see
see no no fun toads I don't know well no more free market
I asked you but I also said you know how many are available got to see what's going on
about twenty thousand yeah yeah but we sold a shitload of people are buying them
they what happens is it becomes this snowball thing where people are like
but it doesn't people roll it, here's what's gonna happen.
You drop some money, okay?
And that's fine.
And they're not gonna go for whatever $800,000 or whatever you think
that's gonna go for.
I don't know what's gonna go for it.
He didn't say $800,000.
He said $100,000.
That's not that.
It's not that.
It's not that.
I'm saying, Brennan.
I'm saying Brennan.
Look, I'm saying Brennan, this is my new thing.
I can't stand inspirational clips on Instagram.
I can't stand when I see people who are like, dude,
you know the thing about relationships
at the end of the road, it's not just about love.
It's not, and it's like this clip,
and there's music behind it.
So I said Brennan, we know something.
You said Brennan one?
Yeah, yeah, then I said I'm another thing.
I love the things I'm sending.
And I said I'm a video of me
I just a picture of me in my underwear cuz I got a shark underwear
Of course I said sharky's hungry. Yeah
Sharky needs a snack and he's a snacking and then I sent him a video of like a little girl
Singing and then I sent him another video of this guy who's annoying. It's really bored in the hotel
Yeah, well, and then for Brandon's kind of like, he gets, he goes,
man, I can't believe I still do that bullshit.
And I'm like, yeah, no, right?
I mean, he's did what bullshit.
And I'm trying to engage him in the conversation.
I'm gonna buy all this.
I'm gonna buy all this.
I'm gonna buy all this.
I'm gonna buy all this.
I'm gonna buy all this.
Why don't I just get this?
I just get this.
Hey, you're poor as fuck.
Keep sending me Instagram clips, huh?
Let's go ahead and stop it.
Okay.
I was like, I should. And you stop. I'm driving away. Let's go ahead and stop it. Okay. I was like, I
You stop
The picture you know, I go but Baltimore. I need you. I put no was that a nice area to Monia
You know, I mean listen, you know sometimes I've seen the wire. Okay, so you know how there's a warehouse
That's a modium though. Yeah, you know the warehouse and then there's space and there's another warehouse space between the warehouses space between
I don't really think about it
Even the first the my first joke was I was like hey, I
Google things doing to moan and the first thing the first thing is said was get the fuck out
The first thing I said was get the fuck out of someone. And they were like, ah, you know.
It's right, nothing going on.
At nine o'clock at night, it shuts the fuck down.
Could him get a sleep.
Oh, really?
No.
Damn.
I gotta go there in April.
Yeah, I feel like Tony Amp is that being civil war.
No, I had a cancel because I got the vid.
Oh, the viddo.
The viddo.
Look, it's a good clock.
McGubby's just, hey, do sneak up on the mic.
Yeah, people like it. Yeah, I hear it. Yeah, I hear it. Do you B's just a good I hear. Yeah, I hear. Yeah, it's good rooms.
I know, yeah, I'll be there. No, man. Do you see Southwest
retracted? I sure did. We're just fucking out. You know, be
back today. We're just fucking with you. White because of over a
thousand flights we can cancel. So many fucking. I think one of
the other major airlines was like,
yeah, we're not doing that either.
Yeah, they learn the hard way.
Yeah.
Well, you said every airline was on board at first.
With that?
They were leaning that way.
And then once they saw the backlash to Southwest,
they're like, it's a business.
Yeah, they're like, they're like,
we took a fucking major hit.
Yeah, it's a business.
I mean, way to go guys, like,
would you think what's gonna happen?
Yeah, what the fuck?
But I do think they're gonna win this whole thing.
I think at the end of the day.
They're ready, yeah, they're ready.
There's really no way to,
unless she moved to Texas or in Nashville.
I'm not anti-vaxxed.
No, I'm not anti-vaxxed.
Yeah, but I'm anti-vaxxed kids.
I'm anti-vaxxed.
That's a different story because kids don't,
that I just haven't seen any evidence.
But it's not to protect kids to protect their teachers,
they're the adults.
We know kids, they don't suffer from it.
Yeah, the only problem with that is the teachers get vaccinated.
But here's a problem with that.
Teachers have an out.
So the teachers you know, which is like the baseball, you know, they're so powerful, teachers
can go, hey, I'm either gonna get vaccinated or he can test me every day.
So they have an option.
Kids do not.
They do not.
And they're trying to pass it with FDA
took from, you know, five years to 12. That's going to get so dicey. So dicey. Right now, though,
the one thing I will say is that you need 10 vaccines to go to a public school. So my kids have to
have their vaccine that proof of vaccine. Yeah, I've heard this argument. Here's the difference
with that. Those vaccines, you're talking about polio All that shit, but they've also been they've also been research
For years in years in years. Yes. How long has this children's vaccination for COVID been studied?
Wait, is it 10 minutes? 10 minutes. You can put them in your kid you can take that risk
Not a fucking chance. Yeah now in two years or three years if it comes out
With it goes to the regular protocols
I'm not anti-vaccine. I know you're not it's understandable that parents like myself like you are a little hesitant
Because I think in many ways the government hasn't communicated enough they I don't trust I don't trust the government
I don't trust that that the people in power have my best interest in mine or my children's best interest.
I believe that ideology, in a lot of ways,
sort of their philosophy, their idea of control
is a little bit more important to them.
I mean, you have now Gavin Newsom,
who I just was listening to Rogan and a guy
who tried to work with Newsom on.
Most of the people in power in California even agree with this guy who was trying to
cure homelessness.
He wrote a book called San Francisco.
He's like homelessness is, yeah, and he was like how did Progressives ruin America
cities.
Part of it is just basically saying, well, there are victims and there should be no consequences
for their behavior.
Well, you're an addict.
That doesn't work.
In the Netherlands and Portugal,
these countries that have amazing drug policies,
it's not legal to shoot up,
but there are consequences and there are carrots and sticks.
You're gonna reward and you get also consequences
for being a fuck-up.
You can't just have no consequences
and say, well, you're a victim.
And that was kind of the argument,
but he was talking about Gavin Newsom
and the guy who was at the charge of all the homeless
psychiatric policies.
Yeah.
It's a leadership issue.
He said, what do you mean?
And the guy goes, I don't think Gavin Newsom's a bad guy.
And Rogan said, really?
And he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He just, he doesn't have the intellectual software.
Rogan goes, what are you called a bad guy?
Yeah, right, yeah.
I know.
I know.
And he goes, what was that guy?
What software it's called? What do you mean? Well, he just does read. Oh, oh, oh know. And he goes, that guy, but software's fucked up.
Well, he just does read.
And he does it because not at all.
And he goes, I don't want to be meeting.
Rob goes, not be me.
You'd sell him the truth.
You'd be born job.
The guy doesn't read.
Yeah, do.
So he's, and I've, I have my reasons for, for believing that.
He's been calving.
I had some exposure to him and I know people who know him.
Not impressive that way, not a big deal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, looks the part.
But not and tends to toe that fucking line.
So forgive me if I don't trust what he has to say.
That's fair.
Never have.
Yeah, wait, what was this book you were talking about?
It's called San Francisco and Rogan just had him on his podcast.
Really, really, and this guy was a hard left fucking,
you know, he worked with the Soros Foundation
and all that stuff.
And he, but he's like, look man,
there are ways to solve this problem.
And the way we're doing it now is not how to solve the problem.
It's not gonna solve the homeless.
Yeah, how do we have probably actually 150,000 homes?
So the same friends, Sikko,
progressive claim that you knew how to solve the homeless
problem inequality and crime,
but in cities they control progressives
and made those problems worse.
Yeah, he lived in San Fran for 30 years during that time,
he advocated decriminalization drugs
for housing alternative jail to prison. So he's a left-wing guy.
This is a left-wing guy taking his own group to task
for the fact that they just are, and by the way,
and so I, apparently, George Soros is to blame partially
because he funds the most far left progressives.
I don't know what it is, but the fucking,
you know, San Francisco City Council,
LA City Council, they don't even really have Democrats on there.
These are socialists and far left radicals, far left radicals, like I'm talking about
Marxist and stuff.
So what do they want to be done with?
Well, the idea would be, the idea would be homelessness, the long narrative was homelessness
was housing shortage.
Well, this guy's been studying it. The long narrative was homelessness was a housing shortage.
Well, this guy's been studying it.
I mean, in the trenches for 20 years, he goes,
I've never seen that.
It's all drugs and it's all mental illnesses.
It gets a frenion and it's drugs.
When are we going to come to terms with that?
And there are ways like other countries
have done really well at dealing with it.
They just create, like if you're caught doing drugs.
So in Holland, if you're caught shooting up,
well, they'll take you to jail.
Now, what happens is you show up and there's a prosecutor, there are police, there's also
your family, there's also a counselor, a case worker.
And I assume when they go to prison, those areas, they're not getting, because you're
jail prison is more, there is just more drug dealing, more drugs, you know, scatter.
Yeah.
Here we house our crazies. And unfortunately, a lot of people have mental Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, here we house our crazies.
And unfortunately a lot of people have mental illness,
not their fault, man.
You have people on the street who have schizophrenia,
and you can keep an old lady with dementia
under house arrest, essentially, or, you know.
But the ACLU, the American Civil Liberties Union,
which I support for the most part,
they're like, you can wear an ankle bracelet if you're a drug addict.
That's a violation there of civil liberties.
And if somebody just skits a frenic, you're not allowed to house them.
You're not allowed to essentially take them off the street because they're afraid of
them.
The best way is just to leave them on the street.
They're afraid that the state will start running, state run hospitals.
There'll be one flow over the kukus nest
But again, this is the Americans have trouble being good luck something. Yeah, that's a fucking
Well, he said so he said and Rogan he were talking about something really interesting
They were like the problem is that we're politically homeless guys like you and me. We're all political
Yeah, I don't have a team. I can't join with the Republicans because they're they're they're not pro choice
They don't want to legalize drugs. They got a lot of issues, you know I can't go with the progressives because they want to decriminalize the border and they're not pro-choice, they don't want to legalize drugs, they got a lot of issues, you know?
I can't go with the progressives
because they want to decriminalize the border
and they're fucking crazy.
So where do I go?
If I'm socially liberal,
fiscally conservative, I'm reasonable.
Yeah, and that road is at it.
We need a new, you know, fucking addict.
So we should lock you up.
Me?
Where?
Where we want?
Be nice.
You've been in the skid row? Oh, sure. Oh my god. You been down in Skid Row?
Oh, sure.
Oh my God.
I've never been.
It's called that lay now.
It's called Venice now.
Westside, not where I'm at.
I haven't seen a homeless in hot seconds,
I don't feel a Westside in here.
It's down to Skid Row's downtown, right?
Yeah.
I've never been to Skid Row.
That's where the night stocker used to hang out,
because he'd get away with shit there.
Yeah.
He just, you know, jump in there.
You have a picture of him.
Everyone looks crazy.
He should actually go.
I would drive through.
I wouldn't advise it.
No.
Are you so excited?
I would ride this.
I guess we both live there, around there.
It's something that you should see
to realize what's actually happening here.
You know what?
Right next to Little Tokyo.
Like, not every state has a fucking kid row.
No, kid row is like its own freaking town of just like zombie homeless yeah cuz I was
You were seeing that movie nine you're seeing that movie nine with aliens no hmm
hmm it's like that it's like that without the aliens yeah there's a picture okay
okay you don't want to get on skin walking that's like these pictures only
doing no I'm see that a delicacy. I mean, see those feet.
They cleaned up, skinned rolls,
I know what that is.
Leprosy.
That's a moccasin.
That's terrible.
That's what Sarah Silvenen has done.
Let's kind of know how his feet turned to moccasin.
But there's like,
I know, right?
Well, no.
He was talking about how the drug dealers down there
are like that and they enforce the law.
Oh, yeah, it's like that.
So they run the, they's, they have a,
those are bad places to be.
Oh, you don't wanna go down there.
Yeah, why would I want to go down there?
You don't need to see it.
Pictures do it justice.
Yeah, we are doing this.
We are doing this.
Yeah, they say I have like the black plague around there.
Yeah.
Well, I have a lot of people that look sort of normal,
but yeah, well drugs.
Well, remember they thought COVID was gonna take over
the homeless, but the homeless, like, have antibodies to it. Yeah, they're like, we're dealing well drugs. Well, remember they thought covers gonna take over the homeless, but the homeless like
Antibodies
We're dealing with the black plague man. Hey dude
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It's not skin row. It's bad. It's bad, but there's housing like skin row
We drove around there that place is I wouldn't like that. I went to a crack house. It's your elusive
There that place is I would like to have a crack house. I went a crack house. It's your ill-s if
San Francisco's like you can do your drugs right here people shooting up right in the street. Yeah, they don't get we saw that but there's actual housing like a apartment. We saw people there. They're shooting up in the street. So there is it's
Unbelievable tenderloin. It's unreal. It's such a shame because these to be so nice. Well, they ruined the city
They ruined San Francisco. It's where they just stick with it to the gal.
Yeah, yeah, like it's our yeah, it's our front is taking dumps in the street. There's a lot of healing. Oh
Yeah, yeah, so that's kind of what that so they're their victims and there are no consequences
You see what's going on with Kyrie Irving? Well, I haven't so he
Basically, they're just gonna trade them or he's just gonna sit out the season because he refuses to get vaccinated.
Wow.
Hmm.
Puts his money where his mouth is, I guess.
Right.
And then the Washington State Coach got fired.
The football coach.
Yeah.
He refuses to get vaccinated so they fired him.
Howard Stern.
Could there be a bigger soy boy than Howard Stern?
Is he the king of soy boys?
Yeah.
I mean...
For Kyrie it's a tough, right? Yeah, it is tough. It's fucking tough. I mean, I believe that.
I don't think he likes basketball enough,
because if you ask Jordan or Kobe to get back to him,
even if you told him the side effects,
and I can't play basketball,
I will stick that needle in my tube of my dick.
That's right.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm saying,
I'm not going to play basketball.
I'm not going to play basketball.
I'm not going to play basketball.
I'm not going to play basketball.
I'm not going to play basketball.
I'm not going to play basketball. I'm not going to play basketball. I'm not going to play basketball. I'm not going to play basketball. I'm not going to play basketball. Jordan or Kobe to get back to it. Even if you told them the side effects,
they'd be like, and I can't play basketball,
I will stick that needle, the tube of my dead.
You know what I'm saying?
Recarrier's like, no, I'm not doing it.
Sometimes though, it's like just a stance,
it can't make me do this kind of stuff.
Yeah, there's enough money now where it doesn't really matter.
But, yeah.
I mean, personally, I believe in science and vaccines.
I don't think that this vaccine, after,
we've given it to billions of people. Yeah, yeah. Just don't, I don't think that this vaccine after, we've given it to billions of people.
I just don't, I don't think that it has.
It's a weird hill that, like,
because we don't have to deal with it really well.
It's a weird hill to die on.
It's a weird hill.
But if you were, I friend who where they're
worked literally emailing,
it was like, if you don't give back to your fire.
Yeah.
So it puts people on the, on the back,
you're like, Jesus Christ.
It is a great, it is a bit aggressive.
But if you take away your livelihood,
it's a tough hill to die on.
But now, so understand if you're super against it.
We do, and I know there's that difference.
This is an MDNA or whatever, RDNA.
It's a different vaccine.
It's a different kind of vaccine
that you know the ones.
But we are vaccines are mandated.
10 of them are, my kids had to have 10 before they could go to school.
Every kid does, right?
And I support it.
I don't want, I think that measles, moms, tetanus,
all these things are very dangerous.
Yeah.
And polio.
So I am support, I am very much in support of vaccines.
I understand to your point, it's new.
So people are like, you know.
Little hesitant.
Yeah, yeah.
Some people.
It's nice. It's nice. But the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, yeah, yeah. Some people. It's dicey.
It's dicey.
But the, the time that season's just a one.
My bigger issue is masks.
My bigger issue is masks.
I forget Sanjay Gupta, like with Rogan's,
like, do they actually do anything?
Do they?
Oh yeah, I heard that for.
I'm not gonna work a wise, all right.
You got my kids using them, what a fucker.
I don't like that my kids have to interact
with each other, the kids need to have a space. Fuck you, I have a huge problem with like them. I kids have to interact with each other. I have a huge
problem with that. So I'm very anti-mass for children.
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean, you said that what Washington State football coach
quit. He just for other coaches quit. They were just like,
I'm weird time in a mask. We are watching in super woke. Yeah.
So for him, he can be in a worse state than it is.
For that to happen, yeah.
For that to happen, yeah.
For that to happen, yeah.
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For that to happen, yeah. For that to happen, yeah.
For that to happen, yeah. You're not gonna call some people. This is crazy. You're like, you haven't left your house in two years. And you were seven massing your car by yourself.
What do you can do when there's some real shit popping?
They're gonna, you're gonna die.
I'm gonna take their shit.
The zombies really come, where are we gonna do?
I'm gonna have to take your stock, bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna come in and have a first and take all your stuff.
You're in the way.
We gotta hang you outside to just as bait.
Yep.
Yeah, and that's what happens.
Yeah.
Like, I wonder if the employees at ThickWiff, I forced everyone to get back to their
everyone's feel.
You know what would be a weird stance?
It is.
It's a, that's, it's an uncomfortable, difficult time.
Yeah.
And I actually don't know.
I find myself saying I don't know a lot.
But if you look at the bottom line, you look at like Southwest, you try it that, and
you're like, oh, not everyone's like us. Okay, we're pulling back. Yeah
So I do the same shit if I force everyone in here like you guys and all the other employees
So you have to be back to and half you're like right I quit. I'm like well hold on hold on
I need to hold on here. Yeah, it's really weird. It's really weird
I don't know we do know that if you did have COVID, your immunity is actually much stronger, much stronger. And they don't
acknowledge that. That's what's weird. It's much stronger than with the vaccine.
We also know that if you have COVID and you take the vaccine, you have a much
higher chance of having a very strong reaction. Yep. So we are strong reaction to
to. Everybody in this room, all us in that covered who else is that
Everybody
Yeah, everyone but Kyle
How was it with us?
I had it. Yeah, I had it. I had it. I thought I had it. She had the same she had a she's asymptomatic though
She didn't know until I had symptoms. But I thought it was on my period you guys were dying
Brian was I wasn't just Brian was me and I wasn't. I was just Brian was.
Me and Brian.
Me and Brian were dead for a long time.
You were dying too.
And me and Brian would call each other.
Almost every day, Brian would call me every day.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
Yeah.
Stevie, you're almost died.
Stevie, you're almost died.
Stevie, you had some trouble.
Well, yeah.
He had cancer, so.
Immus systems.
It's a very, very, very.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do I do?
You were okay.
Okay. You were okay. On Fortress thriving. You were sick You are okay. Okay, you were working on 4-Jaws thriving.
You were sick for a little bit, but you were fun.
One day, sir.
I had the shakes, like shakes, I was shaking for a day.
And then I was riding my bike.
You didn't get a call for anything, right?
No, nothing.
I just had a headache.
And you lost a taste, right?
Yeah.
And you were riding bikes, and you were riding bikes.
Everyday.
My lungs are better, which is weird. Yeah
Yeah
And then you came up and people are like a podcast with Michael Robbport. It was yelling out of the entire town. Oh you was
You fucking guys
Skolding I know we can't air you just
Skolding us all that
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Yeah, he's so funny. He's put coming to LA. You're gonna suck me
All right, dude, yeah, I'll get this I get random text would be like let me see it
Dude come on
Straight pan he goes yeah
All right, what do you got you all right? Yeah Yeah, what we got five companion not this next Saturday next Saturday. I'm excited about that. I think they fun one
Yeah, we had a but we bet two thousand dollars on Peter Yon. Yes, you did two thousand two thousand two thousand
I remember two thousand and that's not a bit on the y'all had a bet on the wilder fury something there too
Oh, no, no, no no no no it was the canelo yeah yeah I got a
grand on on plant lasting yeah he's got to he's got to go the distance. Oh but but is
this is this is the 30th also Covington. I'm just changing the details. Oh it's not. No I think that's
yeah November 6th. It said 30th and there's a 29 it's weird. What is it? Let's go to UFC?
You see 268 right 267. I think let's see
Well, the 266 is stacked one
Cost and
Yeah, October 30th is
two more guys at it.
Oh, oh, Yann and Tashara. Yep, Tashara actually has a chance to win the title,
which is crazy.
How amazing would that be on his age?
I know, it's beautiful.
Fucking amazing.
Carlton, how old is he?
He's over 40, 30.
At least, yeah.
Shit, find out.
Oh, look at that.
Dan, you got Dan Hooker over at Mockuchev, huh?
I think he's made a tough night in the office
for Mockuchev, who's this? Is that right? Just strike. I mean, Mockuchev,er over a mockache. Huh? I think he made tough night in the office for a mock chup. Is that right? Yeah, just just strike a mock chup
He's just he's a vet man. I don't know
41
So we're gonna find out what 41 41. Well fine. Well, I'm fine. I'm Zop versus that said
Jingleangs are great. Such a great fight. It's king. I don't know much about
Jingling. He's just the biggest head in the world
He's a crazy fighter. He just goes crazy. Oh really? It's a great fight.
He one time actually tried to gouge someone's eyes out,
which sucks. What?
He's trying to be right to you.
Yeah, Chinese.
Well, feeling like Comsat, who's a fucking...
Homesat hasn't fought...
Well he hasn't fought in a while.
Since he had COVID-19.
Yeah, anyway, he's training.
Yeah, really bad for him.
And I feel bad for this girl, Verna,
because everyone makes fun of her.
Because she has her eyes are a little bit out.
And they compare to Rob Schneider a lot as well.
So mean.
Oh, she looked like Rob Schneider.
That's what people say.
Fuck you, man.
Yeah, people are assholes.
What can I do?
Yeah, but anyways, the main card's like,
there's a lot of, by the way,
there's a lot of doggas, stonnie names. It's her. I survived the hospital. Yeah, but anyway, is the main cards like a lot of a lot of dog
is tiny names.
I do.
I survived.
Yeah, it's
I don't know.
I got to go back down.
Yeah, it's sort of why.
And now, yeah,
well, just the one man, I mean, the whole card.
There we have that.
Albert Durant, Durant,
Shamil,
Rommel,
Laptop,
Camille Kyle,
Olex,
Seizure. It's tough.
Shamil can't has off the role. Murf back. Back up.
Leroy my queen. I'm your tiny Leroy. Murf
I'm alright. You got all that word. Leroy.
Leroy. Leroy.
Leroy Murf. You know, talk about a world wide
sorn out. It's a fucking worldwide.
Damier question is who don't give a bad wide story. It's a fucking worldwide time here. It's a question.
Is Sihudo Kimber?
It's not good off.
I bet he does to fight Peter Yon.
Yeah?
I bet he does.
Oh, after, yeah, he'd have to get past.
Dude, look at it.
Tag here.
Well, I'm back.
Oh, it's a night.
Yeah, for John Annie.
They're all, they're all a town.
They're all fucking Russian, you know, slash Dagestani.
It's tough.
Is that, is that Johnny? Is he Johnny? Is that Johnny? Most likely Chinese, yeah, slash Dagestanis. It's tough. Is that by Johnny?
Is he Johnny?
Is that Johnny?
Most likely Chinese, yeah, Chinese.
Yeah, right, Chinese.
Yeah, or he could be from Mongolia or some of those.
That's what I said, most likely Chinese.
Oh, okay.
That guy has a Russian tattoo on his fucking ribs.
As he does, I see Hammer and Sins.
It's from United States.
That'd be the Marxist.
It's a pro-Sky.
But pro-Sky, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good one.
It's a whole with throw ski.
Andre.
Who bad boy, Yazong?
Yeah, it's Andre.
It's a common name for dudes in Russia.
What is?
Andre.
Is it?
Andre Erlowski's from Belarus.
You knew him pretty well, right?
Oh, yeah.
Macho.
The most macho.
Yeah, you told me that right, just.
This is Macho.
All man.
All guy. Damn. Did you train with him? Did you spar with him this time? Oh, you did me that right. Just this is a much of all man. Okay.
Yeah. Did you train with him? Did you spar with on time? Oh, you did. That's why it's weird. Well, that's why it's weird when we find right. Yeah. That's why it's a bad fight.
It was usually when it's two trading partners, we know each other well. It's like the
most nerve wrecking. It is right. You know, each other's tendencies and all that.
Yeah. Yeah. I love that guy. He's the best.
Still doing it.
He just won last weekend.
Jesus.
Still can't get him out of there.
Still doing it.
Still doing it.
Greatest quote of all time, MMA.
How takes my peepee?
Oh, I know.
I'm still being him.
I had the same girlfriend.
I'm not my peepee test.
You know, that one question.
How my peepee days?
It was like, bro.
Do you remember how hairy he was when he first walked in?
He had hair on his head. You ever see him when he first, when you see he was when he first walked in he had hair on it?
Oh, you ever see him for when he first when you see him when he first walked in he was 240 pounds
One is championship fights against him. Is it all this is him right here?
He had hair on his shoulders and everything. He did yeah, yeah, yeah shoulders when I fought him
Yeah, it's a lot big boy. Oh, yeah, he lives in Chicago. Does he yeah?
Hey, how long do you do this for as long as he can holy fuck that guy's hair
This one was a hairy guy. You see he was urban. Yeah, that's him. He was a hair. Yes
You got to love that yeah, it her moves. It doesn't look bad on him somehow. He's fucking tough. I bet well
He's gorilla
Well, that's on her.
Yeah, I'm just such a beast. Still is still doing the goddamn thing.
Still doing it.
That's back in the day.
Dude, he's been fighting forever.
Most bodies look different back in the day too.
Our last he's always looked good though, man.
Yeah, yes.
He's always been a real tough customer.
Freak.
Amazing.
All right, Jim, what do you got?
Meanwhile, Brockless and now that I hear on his body.
Not a hair on his body.
What do you got him?
It's close to a silver, that's a blonde silver back.
Blonde silver back gorilla.
The longest fucking arms
Just insane man, and by the way look that way in high school
You college rest. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah monster. I see the Minnesota you were some Minnesota just it just
Yeah, I mean even as a young kid. Oh my god
That's him in college. Oh, okay, I mean, as a young kid look at him. Oh my god. He was that's him in college. I mean, okay I mean, but yeah, enjoy that enjoy that
Let's do it back then yeah, look at the
Moan there the green how long his arms are and he's probably
High school gets a
16 there where 16 is that it or no? No, he's a 16 there. When he was 16, I was like 16. Is that it or not?
No.
He's a freak, bro.
He's a different, a different, a different, a different.
At 16 years old.
He's a pet wreck who?
13, 39.
He even had 13, he's jacked.
Yeah, he's jacked.
He's just a genetic freak.
Super freak.
Yeah, super freak, a super freak.
Good guy too.
So popped up in the search, his teeth. You guys remember his teeth, right? What's wrong with them up in the search his teeth you guys remember his teeth right?
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That's a Steve
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Yeah, that's from grinding from
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So a teacher in South Carolina was recently fired and she's facing charges because she has a prize box in her classroom.
She's an elementary school teacher.
There was a student that was going to grab something from the prize box when she realized
the student actually grabbed an edible that she left in there.
It was a brownie.
She says, oh, choose something else. Was it a brownie or was it the Sour Patch case?
It was a Brownie. And then the student put it back, reaching for something else and grabbed
like gummy, like CBD gummies instead. And she didn't notice that time. So later on in the day,
the student asked somebody to help open up the gummies so they can have a tree. The adult who
was going to try to open it for them. Notice that it says THC level and it was super high.
So there was an investigation that underwent
seeing where the child got the CBD gummies.
The kid get the highest fuck. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, you see the bags. But the issue is why are there CBD products in a prize box that you're supposed to be given to.
Yeah, that's what that's what I don't do.
Well, she's facing charges.
My friend, that's her.
I had a party, a woman who's like eight months pregnant,
was had the month she's an eight, all his fruit loops.
And they were the plastic bag of fruit just animal.
And they were all fucking weed.
There's weed fruit.
Yeah, weed everything out there.
Yeah, fucking regular fruit.
You wow.
And that's so good.
Yeah, good hospital.
It's actually an undoctoral Sunday because you're not worried about it.
Yeah, you're just, yeah, it's alcohol.
I've been worried about not weed.
You're maybe going to be fine.
Even without alcohol.
Yeah.
Like in England and even in America back in the day, like you're talking about a lot.
You're allowed to have about one glass
where it's not dangerous to the child.
It's, they don't recommend anything else
because people will overdo it.
Well, now it's weird when a girl's pregnant
will tell you not to eat this, not to do this,
not to do this.
Yeah, like no deli, it's coffee,
do you bet my mom's laughing?
I drank smoke.
Fuck you.
What?
She gets turned out fine.
It's like my mom's like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
My parents have you guys said to my mother, can I smoke in the house?
My mother be like, absolutely.
She doesn't give up.
She doesn't give a fuck.
No, back in the day, especially in England, they didn't give a fuck.
Not a fuck.
Now they're so soft.
Soft. Soft. Fuck. Now they're so like soft soft soft.
It's like I so so I know these people that are renting
a friend of mine's house and my other friend is a plumber
and his guys.
You really do.
You're like, man, he has a lot.
Hey, do me a man.
Cause I'm with sick of it cause so many stories like my friend
my friend, yeah like my friend.
You have a friend?
It's so much true.
I don't have time to tell you.
So please tell me.
Yeah, but I'll say this.
I'll say this.
It's actually the plumber of my own neighborhood.
Just say this guy, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, the guy does my lawn.
No, he does that.
You my question.
Do you know this guy?
No, but if he just says my plumber, it's economics.
It's my shortcut for like, I don't want to say the quitsage friends.
The connection is so important. Yeah, I know, but it's the quitsage. My neighbor, my old a gimmick. It's my shortcut for like, I don't want to say to quit saying friends. The connection's so important.
I don't want to quit saying friends.
My neighbor, my old neighbor.
Yeah.
Yeah, not your friend.
And they were renting the house and the plumbers
that he and boys are smoking outside.
They're plumbers.
And they freaked out because the guy smoking on the sidewalk
and somehow it's wafting into their house.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're gonna talk to your friends.
Yeah, my friends.
You make my friends. You're gonna talk to your friends. What, my friends. You make my friends.
What else you got, yeah?
Wait, speaking of friends real quick,
you guys have connections to Scopa, right?
Oh, yeah, why?
Scopa?
To what?
My girl made reservations for Friday.
No, so if I get the VIP experience, that'd be amazing.
Oh, you just want it, but you got a reservation.
We got a reservation, we just want to be,
I want to just treat her well, so. Well, I'm not gonna get you a free meal, but I'm not free, I you got a reservation. We got a reservation, we just want to be, you know, I want to just treat her well, so.
Well, I'm not gonna get you a free meal.
No, no, no, no, I don't want free.
No, just be like, you know, I don't know.
Friendly or something, make sure you get a good meal.
You just want to get in.
There's no bad seats in the house and there's no bad food.
Yeah.
I mean, if I, you know, you could,
I never mind.
Maybe they gave you some fucking squash blossoms
on the house or something.
Yeah, I don't know.
All right, cool.
But we can take you there sometime.
That'd be awesome too. Yeah.
Pablo, I told you the last time,
he's like, you want to do a whiskey tasting?
We do a whiskey tasting.
That sounds awesome.
I'm the best whiskey of all time.
I'm not a connoisseur, but.
You guys are going Friday, Chen?
Friday night.
That'd be nice.
I'll be a dinner.
Me and Kat are headed to, I know.
Or nights to be nice.
Yeah, or nights to be nice.
Friday night, no universe. Yeah. Oh universe. Universal, or Knights. The Friday night.
No, universal.
Oh, universal.
Universal.
Universal.
Universal.
It's that's what you said.
It's that Stevie.
Joe Offsie.
And then the English couple.
Yep.
English.
Hey, I'll cut.
Oh, no, I'll cut.
I'll be in Liberty Township.
I'll pass.
I'll pass.
I'd love to.
I'll pass.
I'll pass.
I'll pass. I'll pass. I'll pass. I'll guys. I'm gonna take you. I'm trying. You need to tell us all that. It's so bad.
Guys, tell us all that.
We don't know what the counts are, but let me tell you, it's the funny bone and the
pretty township.
Not since then, but outside since then, he's burning.
So let's go ahead and get there.
Our tickets to the funny bone.
You're in another great town.
Oh yeah.
I'm looking forward to that.
Hey, you know we did it.
The new Think Boy vlog. We hired a a new vlog guy like whole marketing director guy
And what he did on the vlog is while the fans stay in line
They have Christian with a thick boy Mike going ask questions so they did fuck Mary kill
And as you me and Chappelle or you me and Chin and most people would marry you or marry me
These guys were gold diggers. They're like, I'd make a shop for his money.
Every single one would kill,
right off the bat, kill Chint.
Well, I don't get it.
So what is that?
It's like, it goes out of the cow.
I mean, that's what you're saying, too.
The best thing I go is stories, man.
I just can't, I'm killing them off the bat.
I can't have those stories.
And another guy goes, without,
so Christian goes, fuck Mary Kill, Channing goes, Kill Chan,
before you met him.
And he goes, I'm not in there.
Of all people, he goes, I just don't like Asians, man.
That's terrible.
I tried to hold Chan up, because he just kept getting,
like, Kill Chan, Kill Chan, so it's like,
all right, I need to get, like, a fuck chain
or a marry chain or something.
So I gave him Nick, Stevie, and Chan,
and immediately I got a call chain. I think I want to kill Chan, because they don't know Chan as well. So when you him Nick, Stevie and Chin, and immediately I got a
girl. I think he'll chill because they don't know Chin as well. So when you don't know somebody as well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the... No, the guy was saying, they're too, they're too,
the guy was saying they're too, like,
we don't know what he's doing.
Yeah, yeah.
Too, yeah, kill him, because stories,
we don't know where he's at, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what he said, too general.
We don't know what's going on.
It's when the cops are asking you something,
you robbed a bank and you're like,
I've been, I was in the, I was,
I had a lot of, he's out,
chin sounds guilty, no matter what,
this is what you're saying. I mean, I was in the LA area. Yeah, it's so vague
This weekend I why I had I ate food
This new creative director had this kid is a fucking beast really my
God-man so I met with him first you know how we meet with you, you never fucking know this guy got recommend from another guy.
He comes in with a fucking pad of paper, 50 ideas.
Like holy shit dude, you know, you're hired yet, right?
You know, I just want to show you what I'm thinking.
Holy fuck, ideas for what?
I just all thick boy related stuff, everything the channel,
everything the vlog, everything monster.
He was actually the guy who helped us set up the date for chin on cats
Oh really? Yeah, you as the guy at cream barbecue with Nick and I oh
Shit, oh shit. Yeah, so he's been helping out for a while. He shot his own feature film like home funding everything
He's a beast super beast
That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, they think him out really well, too really well filmed. Yeah, he's good
We like killer team.
What could he do for absolutely nothing?
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know if it's actually.
The retail ship this weekend, there's a through
now Friday Saturday.
Friday Saturday?
Go see Brian Cal.
He's just a Friday Saturday.
Yeah, go see Brian.
Okay, so there was a plane crash where
Boarded a private jet from Houston on their way to Boston for a baseball game
So good richest fuck. Yeah, richest fuck the plane actually crashes and all 21 people miraculously
Yeah, and you see the head like holy fuck. They survived plane crash. Nope never took off the ground
Just was going straight and was like,
ee, and like it was still on the ground.
Seriously?
Yes.
Oh, so it never went in the air.
So it's not a plane crash.
No, it's not a plane.
It's a plane of the...
But if you look at this,
that looks crazy.
And this was like it fucking.
That was the same.
The plane was still a taxi, a fire happened.
Everybody got off and the plane was.
Yes.
But that's...
But when you really like holy fuck,
how thank God they survived. You know, it never left the air. Yeah, that when you really like holy fuck it helped thank God they survived.
You know it never left the air. Yeah that's not survivable right there. But Bernie
mentioned before like usually airplane crashes happen when you take off or land. Yeah. Usually
not when you take off landing. Yeah. Correct. Unless someone hijacks played runs in a building.
Well there is that one. There is that one you can see in a video. Yeah. They're they're filming
this plane that just the guy was right the guy he wrote his son a letter
You know, they and they some of them survived they were found him in trees and stuff. Oh, shit. That's right the crash in here
It just had technical difficulty and they knew where they were going down
Well, there's the exception to Japanese. He was Japanese Airlines. It's an amazing man. I'm a scanner had a crazy one too
Yeah, they are right. Yeah, they were five though, right?
No, not all of them.
A lot of them.
Reba McIntyre?
I'd done her show Reba and before that,
it was probably like four years ago.
Oh, the TV show, yeah.
And her whole band was killed.
She's a great, a random amount.
And her whole band that she'd been touring for
with forever on this show.
She's a great person too.
She's very close.
Very nice inner life.
You know, Harrison Ford flies on playing.
He crashed. He came out to that.
I'm like a airport kid.
Flys on. He's probably, you know, he's always high 24 or 7.
Yeah, and he went up and then had to land and crash
land in in a golf course. He got out on skate.
Yeah, shit thing to fuck you just walked away.
The singer of offspring also.
I'm curious how many private planes and jets crash.
Because that seems to be the only ones crashed.
You never hear like the major airlines crash
and ever.
It's only private jets.
Yeah, my dad crashed.
And his buddy broke his foot and that was it.
What?
Yeah.
My dad was an amateur pilot.
He used to fly.
So he was flying the plane?
Oh.
He was flying the plane?
Yep.
Hold the crap. That'd be scary. We had the propellers of the plane. He was flying the plane. Yep. Look out
That be scary the propellers of the plane in our front yard bent like this. Wow
You crashed into the house. No
Remember my grandpa and we're two the Nazi story now. It's a fun story for the shot They all hold on but then when I read my history, I'm like
Did that happen?
I like how I like the questions, but if I may yeah, it's in the plan with it's buddy dick George
Hey, you think there's turbulence now hold on. No, they lost the power
My dad said...
Crash in your front yard?
Get sure I didn't.
Land in that field, my dad's at two close to houses.
We're going to try to land the Connecticut River.
It's going to be very cold.
Yeah, because you don't want to get in the water.
And then they saw a landing strip.
It wasn't a band-in one.
And they landed on the landing strip?
They landed on the landing strip.
Oh, so they didn't crash.
Now hold on.
Without... Without... It was a crash landing. Oh, yeah, but you glide into it. landing strip landed on the landing strip also didn't crash hold on without without
it was a crash landing oh yeah but you glide into it yeah yeah but you know
plan was total scary scary no matter what yeah it was total yeah it's not a
crash landing though okay crash landing we did mess up the propellers we had
throw the plan away yeah plan was with daddy by a new one. I said he bought a new one
And remember when I sang the Nazi story out loud as I'm saying I was like I know the chance of that happening is not good
It's also sounds like a movie a little bit my dad sticks by it. Yeah, the
Reality versus what really happens happens all time got the time, gotten a fight in a bar.
It's called Toe.
What happened?
It's called this game of telephone.
As it gets passed down to him.
I came at him.
I blocked him.
Never happened.
Stuffed him.
Oh, by the way, when we were in the car with your dad going to the game, he does say Terry.
I did that for you guys.
Yeah, he's D.E.
Straight up to Broncos and I was like, Dad, that quarterback's not bad and I looked at the guy. He's like, you know what Terry, I. Yeah, he's these straight up said Broncos and I was like dad that quarterback's not bad
And I looked at back at the guys you know with Terry. I'm like
It's a straight straight up said he will not Terry like right you even said
Fractually, well, it's Teddy went. Yeah, so Terry. He's just one like he won't yeah stuck to it stuck to it
Yeah, that's that you guys have that alpha thing going on lock and horns lock and horns
I guess but your dad your dad won't suffer fools if somebody's got a point of view about a political
No, he'll be like what do you not like about stuff? Oh, oh
Where's your?
So can you West is walking around New York City with this weird white mask? Oh, he went a white phase? Yeah
Now if a white guy did this, like, let's say,
Leonardo Caprio was solved with a black mask.
I don't know that's a good question.
Well, dude, all the backlash.
Get me?
No question.
Yeah, I guess.
So, Kanye is just wearing this white mask.
It is, really fucking weird.
Yeah, maybe he's trying to hide his terrible haircut.
Who knows?
Did he cut it himself?
No, I believe he had a barber cut it. I don't know what he asked for but it looks horrendous does he not know the people gonna be looking at him
That's a very strange way to be that brings more attention. God does and now that we know that's Kanye dude
You're the easiest guy to spot. Uh-huh. He got into a cab like this
Maybe nice from the guys like her I do I guess
Hmm that terrifies me and I'd be like,
you're not getting my cat because you're going to get it.
You were seeing that skit?
That skit so funny.
That skit just so funny.
I never saw it.
Well, Eddie Murphy?
Yeah, never saw it.
Where he goes is a white male for a day.
It's so funny.
Shh.
Oh, look.
Give me one second.
Give me one second.
You got an Netflix owner and Netflix.
He did some press thing or something where they asked him questions about Dave Sheepel
and the, because you know the trends in LGBTQT community, like you know, like a wild gas LGBTQQ
because questioning.
There's another one.
There's another one.
There's two S's, you know, two S's for?
Two Spirit.
Okay.
But you know what I'm talking about, right?
Sure, so we're good. So they did they
stage that walk out and then he did questions of that thing. And they're asking like, are
you going to pull it down? And he goes, you know, we've made a lot of mistakes with
handlings internally. He goes, but as far as we give the artist the freedom of creativity,
which a lot of people appreciate, they're like, well, where do you draw the line? He's
built a lot of states like, I draw the line at if they're putting out harm,
like specifically saying things that will harm people.
That's why I draw the line.
I don't think Dave Schult did that.
Yeah.
And then he was saying also that they're like,
well, do you have any, you know, is there any timeline
whether you're going to pull the Dave Schultz
or else down?
He goes, no, he goes, not at all.
And he goes, we actually haven't had that many people asked for it to be taking down
Yeah, it had about four. Yeah, it's a very very loud. It's very very loud fanatics. Oh,
Fanatics don't let fanatics do that to you. Oh speaking of Netflix. Theo Von drop the special
Yep, it's available now on Netflix go see it. There you go. If you don't like it, you ain't shit
Well now on Netflix go see it. There you go. If you don't like it you ain't shit
Let's get normal people I think regular
All right, so my picture and picture has been compromised his bit on fucking quesno subs
He says everyone's about the limit of singing. It was like you've ever been a I don't want to do the joke And it's so fucking funny. It's great. He talks about two two dudes locking while you know, Quizzino's hot sub with all the meat in it.
Do I watch a six day with my kiddos?
I woke my kid up laughing so hard.
That's so great.
He's so funny.
He's so unique.
He's so unique.
He's such a unique kid.
All right, crush is it, man.
Okay, by the quickness too.
Oh, savage.
They haven't seen the new Halloween movie.
No, I saw the, I saw the,
you're facing me covered. You know, you know it, you know it crushed, you know it crushed,
sorry, your face is gonna be covered because my picture pictures messed up right out, but yeah,
I saw them. You know, you know, it beat out 007, the box office,
crushed it. Yeah, it's close, crushed, crushed, crushed it.
Oh, shit. Because, and I was talking to my buddy who's involved heavily,
probably the most influential guy in the movie system.
He's talking to him about what they're finding out with you
because I go, is the movie business bouncing back?
He goes, well, what's interesting?
He's like, sure same thing in comedy, which is true.
He goes, there's certain comics who can still sell
while during the pandemic and like, COVID.
Like, if you have a bro audience, which I do,
he's like, they're gonna take the risk
and buy a ticket and go watch you perform.
He goes, but if you're an older comic,
the older fans, they're not coming out.
They're afraid.
They're afraid.
And you go to each of their own, that's fine.
But with the movies, right?
007, probably an older audience.
They didn't come out and buy it.
Halloween, scary movie, young audience, crushed it.
So the movie industry is trying to figure it out.
Like, production's fully back. But as far as them trying to figure it out like productions fully back. Yeah, but as far as like
Them trying to figure out, you know like James Bond tank basically. Yeah, when normally it's a shoe in for them
Of course you win, but they're they get a figure out like what audience are still gonna come out and see it, you know
That was also like wasn't that Daniel Craig and then there was a black woman who is the new
No, no, no, no. There's a new black
the the it's not out. I thought it was easy. No, no, in the new
double seven, there's a black lady who plays double
seven and they made a cue. I think his name is gay in the
new one. That just came out. They all like to be a problem too
for them. Why they make you gay? No, I can't cue just do his job.
Yeah, they couldn't just let's you have to suck people off and do his job
A lot of the why that is like what the fuck like what do you yeah, that's important like that?
Why is Q have to be why do we have to care about huge sexuality?
Like a whole point is that you didn't know what their sexual they were
Yeah, you they just did the fucking thing. Yeah, trying to save a world. A lot of a lot of the people were saying that they wouldn't have had a problem with it if they introduced a new character as gay or an
Intrigues instead of making this instead of completely rewriting.
And they said that if there was another look at the black of the person who played 007, look the black lady came in and was a different agent
Then that would have been fine and if she took over the franchise that'd be fine, but there's only one 007. Yeah, so dude, right? I'm balls deep in the crown right can't get enough of start doing my research on English history and the Britain Empire can't get enough of it balls
Deep, which is weird because was in high school in college couldn't give a flying fuck now it's so interesting, right dude
Try this so the crown
There it's four seasons the first two. It's Queen Elizabeth the second you have to call that Queen Elizabeth the second in
Her younger years then when they go to season three and four. She's older. She's like mid fifties
Instead of using the same the entire cast instead of just using makeup and renderings and making them older
They just cast it a whole new cast
So you say you're watching a show
Let's say you're watching a show and your balls deep in it
And let's say you're watching stranger things that they're getting older and then just flip the cast because they get older and it's brand new people
Yeah, we have no connection to them. Try me fucking
Not so I love the original
But it's still good though. It's so it's so well done. Yeah, it's fucking yeah, it's so well done
It's great. I think they both won Academy Awards, but still.
Cause you start seeing, and I was like,
you don't know, you're like, who the fuck is that?
My girl's like, that's Queen of Whistle,
like since when?
And then the husband who's great on it,
you find out all the shit about Prince Phillips,
it's not stupid.
Yeah.
It's not weird, really weird.
It's how weird is that?
Yeah.
And they're just all cool with it?
Why would they do that?
Just because they were older and they figured it out.
Well, I get in that, so I looked up because I had to outrage about it and I'll say I'm
a little late because it's been out for a while.
But I went online to, people are upset, but the, the, the, the director came out and
was like, this was always the plan.
Like we told everybody what we're doing.
Like the original actress and actors.
When they signed the contract, they knew it was just for two seasons.
Every two seasons we switch out the time cast,
which I don't like because you get familiar with it.
How do you feel about SquidGames?
Still haven't.
Hey, how you feel, that's great.
Chabelle finished it.
I just finished it, Brian.
They're already doing the season two, right?
I love it.
It's got something to say.
It's got something to say.
I've got to have a season two.
Now, how many Halloween outfits are we gonna see
in those number?
Oh my God. Tons. What I thought I two. Now how many Halloween outfits are we gonna see in those? Oh my god.
Tons.
What did I thought I saw something?
Yeah, how much it was worth?
900 million.
900 million.
To Netflix is worth 900 million.
Yeah, that's how much it means.
Yeah, what does that mean?
Oh, it means it costs them like, I think what they say,
40 million to produce and then the return on it's 900 million.
Almost a bill.
So you're gonna get squiddy games part seven.
It's gonna be like fucking fast and fierce thing. It's that good
I can't wait to you watch it. I told you it's in the keel
In two years two years. I'll be talking to you. I'll be doing hot breakdowns in two years. I know
The crown like do the came out six years old?
I don't know what they come out. No, it's not six. When did they come out, Jim?
But, do you know?
But, you know, like, you know, it's just interesting
to find out all this stuff.
Especially in half British.
The royal family to be so fascinating.
There was one.
It's 2016.
I can't believe it.
Holy shit.
It's so fantastic.
But they were so, they're the,
which crazy me is, is the prime minister
originally with queen Elizabeth
he he so
the original king his daughters queen Elizabeth who took over the original
uh... king wasn't the original his brother was and he left that's how the
brother got in the queen Elizabeth right to be on the queen with the original
guy quit
he's a guy like this because they want to allow him to marry his uh... girl who's
from uh... new York, but she was
divorced. So if you're divorced, you can't be in the royal family. They don't tolerate
at all his religion, right? Their Catholic is fucked. Christian is fucked. So you can't do it
if you divorce. Yeah. The Christian. Yeah. The Christian. Yeah. The Christian. So he quit based
off the girl. But then Queen, so he wants to come back years later. He's like, I feel like
I can help out. You know, I made some mistakes, I want to help out.
And Queen Elizabeth was going to hire him.
And then these papers, which actually didn't get released
to the public to like the 90s, which is insane to me,
because the Royal Family Suppressed Ball event came out
that that fucking prime minister had ties to Hitler
and the Nazis and he sympathized with them.
And he would go to, there's so many pictures
and documents of him with Hitler.
Well, Hitler wanted to help.
So his plan was to help Hitler out.
Hitler, he wanted to create a...
So they banned him for life for a long time.
Hitler was always reaching out to the British Empire.
He had an enormous strike for the British Empire and actually wanted to create an alliance between Japan.
He considers the Aryans of the East.
Which is in Japan.
Yeah, Japan, the British Empire and Germany.
He thought the United States, their original the British Empire and Germany.
He thought the United States, their race was gonna work out.
You never really reached that.
And the Brits were like, go fuck yourself with the exception.
Except that guy.
So then those classified papers got out
and they suppressed, they didn't want to get out
because they make the royal family terrible.
So then that came out and she's like,
oh, you're banned for life, dude.
So he never was allowed back in.
Wow, it's fascinating.
Oh, yeah.
But what's dope is that the end of each episode,
like with that stuff, they show the actual pictures
and documents, it's pretty cool.
It's fascinating.
Shh.
Incredible.
And so it's that small island.
And it nuts.
Crazy.
So to me, I can understand.
Crazy power.
Again, I probably learned about it in high school,
which I think you will fuck about.
But it's crazy to me that that small island, because they were surrounded by water, they
had to adapt.
Well, they were great.
The reason they took, Navy's number one.
The Navy is what allowed them to build their empire.
Banking system.
Banking, and then their trade.
So with India, what the trade is what allowed them to take over with all the money and get
resources to expand even more.
And also technology.
You know, the Europe had been a war for so long
with France and each other.
And so they developed, there were two things
that gave the Europeans such an advantage in the New World.
One was weaponry, gunpowder, cannons, steel.
But they had all the money to build all this.
Yeah, because of their trade and their navy.
And the way they organized, the way they organized,
but also diseases
also they had pathogens that people just couldn't fucking handle man.
You go in there influenza and diphtheria.
Is it proud of being English?
What's that?
It's proud of being English.
Well the Brits are on told influence artistically.
It's not easy.
It's all the influence.
That little island incredible.
You know which they control incredible the world
do they just released hank con like two week ago
actually nineteen ninety seven
and it's a little bit of it yeah you know that it's not
what will take it from important to know that
it's fantastic yeah
what you got you watch the crowned fox
so a man in Dallas every Halloween he will go and decorate his home.
And every single year without fail, his neighbors call the police because his decorations
are gruesome.
This year, he decided to amp it up even more and make it Texas chainsaw massacre.
That's fuck years.
And he had so many calls from the police station saying, hey, we know you do this every year.
We got to have you like,
just not be as gory and you're like, nope.
Yeah, fucking, yeah, no, hold your ground.
Non-storey guys, snooze, non-storey,
it's just fucking, yeah, fucking,
it is weird Halloween.
At least I like the Halloween stuff,
but it's a little weird that people,
they get, oh wow, okay, that's it.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
For kids, so my issue with that is that would scare the fuck up.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah that's the reason.
Pretty smart beer before Christmas so there's skeletons like ghost.
That's fun.
This is pretty gory dude.
I mean it's pretty good.
This guy went all the way in.
There's blood spurting.
Yes.
It's hilarious.
That can't be cheap.
No.
Yeah.
You know what else is interesting is like when the people are looking for Halloween when they go like a million
Bolbs take it easy, dude. What are you trying to do? Yeah, I got one fucking raccoise. We cool
It's chancel
Only 580 likes
That's a little much you just cuz I'm scared my kids aren't gonna take that grinder
Yeah, kids are gonna take that pretty creative though. That's very weird. Holy fuck. Yeah, yeah, listen
He doesn't want to hear
Once a year let him have his shine for once it's just tough if there's little kids in the neighborhood
They're probably our kids and I also click on him chin with the Beatles
You know kids kind of like it though if you if you help them navigate. He's on the news here.
No, my kid would be here.
Oops.
Yeah.
My son of 10, he'd be like, oh, oh.
At 10.
And bloody even in the hammer.
Now, we do want to warn you at some of the staged images
are disturbing.
It's been a work in progress over the years.
Let's get a little bit of a trick.
Here, it gets a little different.
But let's say this gristly Halloween display strikes fear. The blood was...
Look at his outfit.
It's great.
It is very beetle juicy.
I take full responsibility.
I take full responsibility.
The display is bowling shoes.
You're doing it.
And your blood fountain just goes nuts.
You can't overdo it.
You can't overdo it.
A blood fountain.
It brings a lot of joy in my way and it really really makes me happy. You can't even do it. You can't even do it. You can't even do it. You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it.
You can't even do it. You can't even do it. You can't even do it. You can't even do it. You can't even do it. I got a crazy neighbor over there. Well, I don't know, she's crazy, but... Negrist.
He's like, yeah, this crazy bitch.
All right, back to your day.
It's just too much.
It's too much.
One year.
What else you got?
Mm.
That's just that.
No, that's the same one.
Okay, let's see.
It'd be fun to see though.
Where's the sad?
Texas. Yeah, let's Texas same one. Okay, let's see it be fun to see though. Where's the sad? Yeah, let's Texas. Okay
Cool. I don't know it won't be up by the time we're there
No, November. He hopefully it's not up in November. Wow Facebook's planning to rebound the coming of their new name
Oh, yeah, oh wow because they're planning to do something called the metaverse
Like a virtual augmented reality kind of thing. He's a your dude, huh? Yeah, it's focusing on that.
And plus, you know, Facebook, the name already has a lot of,
you know, baggage with it right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's a great thing because they create shit that's a day.
Yes.
Well, yeah, children, he's a weird, look at him.
He's just a weird,
He's like an alien, yeah.
Yeah, he's a very, very, yeah.
He's a bad guy in a Venom movie.
You know what I'm saying?
He's a weird looking dude.
They're saying multiverse and metaverse.
Metaverse.
Okay, it's a metaverse shot.
This is for his.
Yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen with him.
Yeah, I guess that, you know,
but I saw Facebook granted about Facebook,
it's still the biggest platform in the world, you know that.
I don't use it.
I'm so sorry for you.
I'm so sorry for you.
I don't use it.
I don't use it.
I don't use it. I don't use it. I don't, like, I can't remember last time we've post, like someone
posted it for me back.
I don't know my log in the Facebook.
Any of you guys on Facebook?
I used to be only four fighter in the kid and King the Spacepa out.
People like do it for a family.
Where would you advertise?
There's no advertising for that.
I don't do any, I don't pay for any advertising.
I think for you, for your demo, for think for you for your demo older for your demo
For your demo Facebook could be good though, but I don't do it. We don't do it
Oh
Yeah, oh, no, so that's the last one he's doing I think it's a sixth one
So I'm gonna private more I've always seen what oh, what am I sit on the Last one he's doing, I think it's a sixth one. There's six more? Probably even more.
I've always seen one.
Oh, what am I?
On the set of expendable four.
Expendable four.
So that'll be a last one.
Do you think the character die?
I don't know if he dies, but he's moving on
and he's gonna give the, he says,
he's passing the baton to Jason Statham
to take over that franchise.
Oh, Jason's all taken from here.
Can you say action movie?
I'll take it from here. Yeah you say action movie? I'll take it from here.
Yeah, so Vester's fucking great. The Vest.
The Vest.
What is that ticket selling out fast?
Rocky, what is that?
He did like a live.
14 million followers.
Let's see.
What is tickets selling out fast?
I remember 11th,
I remember Phil Delphier.
Wow.
Oh, director's cut of the movie.
Oh, in live Q&A. Live Q&'s cut of the movie. Oh, Includes.
Live Q&A with Sylvester.
That'd be fun.
Wow.
Look at this size of fucking dolphin.
What else does he post?
I'm really post that terrible video with the alligator.
Alligators?
Alligators?
Where are that?
We played it on here.
You know his daughters do a podcast.
Yeah. Out of my old studio. They took over the fun and kids that, you know his daughter's duo podcast. Yeah, yeah out of my old studio
They took over the fun kids that you know that oh sure. Yeah, really? Yeah great
Yeah, they're great cows
It's two of the sea two of the daughters. No, he's great man. Yeah, he's great
And they are smoke
They're all great girls like just silly geese
They are silly geese people man take it yeah, take it. Yeah, what else you got?
Oh, I like silly shit
All right, I don't know how much this impacts you guys,
but found out that, oh no, not this one.
Well, this one's also a trip too.
So the senator from New York,
because of Joe Rogan,
and I guess some other artist that,
there's a sort of loophole.
Find a loophole.
Yeah, there's a loophole if you don't wanna get to New York.
If you're a resident there, you have to be, you know,
vaccinated, but if you're coming in from another place,
you don't. So there's a loophole there, and now the senator vaccinated. But if you're coming in from another place, you don't.
So there's a loophole there,
and now the senator is trying to make sure
that the loophole comes in.
It's a U.S.
Of course.
They have a,
your end man is gonna be huge.
Michael Chandler, Olivia.
And now they're gonna have to get vaccinated.
Don't not leave yet.
Oh, so New York's making everybody even outside of it.
I hate when they do this.
It grants specialists out of town,
anti-vaxxers, not, anti-vaxxers.
Not an anti-vaxxer.
He just has fucking, he got COVID,
and he's got better immunity than fucking.
He's not an anti-vaxxer yet, no.
He has better immunity than if you have the...
So you check this out, science.
If, past and time, the new bill can also prevent
several UFDFs from being able to compete at UFD268
in November 6th.
Michael Chandler said he was not gonna get the vaccine.
Yeah, but against Kachy, he's like,
I don't want to do it
I'll do if I if I'm the UFC why even fuck New York. I know, but it's such a huge venue. It's a beautiful
I love New York. I'll be there soon
Listen, but if I'm the you see you're gonna sell wherever you go
Why yeah, why play with this political shit? Just do in Vegas where you know they're not gonna do this to your fighters
Because now if Chandler can't get a back
Yeah, I know that's a such to do this to your fighters. Because now if Chandler can't get a vaccine, he's fucked, dude.
I know.
That's a such a good fight to a Gachi.
Well, here's the problem.
What are we in October?
Yeah.
So even if you were to get vaccinated now with the protocol, two shots, he can fight.
Wow.
One is he's supposed to fight.
November 6.
So there's no way.
You can't get two shots that close together.
I have to have a week. Only a week? No, two weeks. Oh, he could do it then. Yeah.
Two weeks. It's dicey. With the three, the, I don't know why you even
fuck with it. Yeah, so you didn't, they probably didn't know they didn't plan for
the course. No, of course not. Because I don't gain a threat and was like, I just
want to come back. I will take you to easy. We'll figure it out. So we'll see what
happens with this as well. Just like the Southwest thing. Yeah, everyone.
If you have COVID, you should have an exemption.
If you have it.
Yeah, we're still learning about all that stuff too.
Yeah.
Okay, so like I said, this part doesn't affect most of us,
but a lot of people will rejoice with this.
So usually when you buy a fishing license,
it's calendar year.
Just for sure.
So literally, no, I'm telling you,
I'm sure there's a lot of fishermen
that watch the show.
No, just in fishing news. So yeah, so if you buy a break like right now
I'm trying to fly self
You're gonna take your boys fishing one day, right? This is good news
Yeah, sure so usually when you buy a license like right now if you bought it in October
Yeah, it's gonna last until December then to December and you pay the same price ridiculous now
Of all people in the past,
when you're, this goes, I got a year of all people.
Yes, of all people.
You have a new sim signed to go.
You got a new sim, dude?
You got to sign this, yeah, to make it,
to make it, to make it, to make it, to make it,
to make it, to make it, to make it, to make it, to make it,
to make it, to make it, to make it, to make it,
the only thing he's done good, but still,
it's a new news.
You guys knew him was like, you know what,
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Shit, do some, you know what?
Let's give him fish.
Yeah.
I'm gonna ban them fish.
You know, 365 days for that life of the last.
Thank God, Chen, that's a good news for you, man.
Thanks, man.
That's hilarious.
Now, he's like, now I do that, but you have to fish with a mask on.
I know, suck.
You can be outdoors, but you've got to fish with a mask on.
This is great.
And when you pull the fish out of water,
the fish has to be a mask on.
Is this real? Yeah,, that's a mass gun. Is this real?
Yeah, this one's a little older.
A girl went on TikTok and made a video
wanting to get this to Darius Rucker,
asking if he remembered her mom,
because there are a bunch of photos of her mother
and Darius Rucker when he was in hoody in the blowfish.
I guess they used to date.
She wants to know if he still remembers her.
Yeah, and this is a TikTok.
26 years ago my mom went to make date she wants to know if he still remembers her yeah and this is the TikTok.
That's him. I'm meeting best elders in the different hot dogs. She's dancing in the day, I think she will remember her.
Oh wow. How do you feel about your feet?
Cool.
Who do you think I do?
Yeah, be cool.
Why are you freaking up all shit?
I mean, yeah, like, all right.
It's a weird thing that I mean,
I'll choose to do it for the views,
but Jesus Christ is going on.
Okay, so yeah, that's all this.
I thought it was weird.
I guess it's some sort of like illusion,
but you tell me if you guys see it
because I don't see it.
Let me refresh.
One second. Two seconds. Is it like a new thing on TikTok?
Well, that she did, it went viral apparently.
All right, so I can't put the volume there, but look.
Does it look like her waist disappeared?
Yeah, no, it's the dress.
Yeah, it's on the dress.
So when the dress fold in, it looks like she has a tiny waist.
So from there, of course, I Googled her her good work, Jen. Yeah, and then she is
ridiculous
Um, oh, oh, I'll show you some pictures here
Hold on let me find some good ones here
Yeah, um, okay hold on let me find some good ones here look at the
Skinkare skin care product
You get the worst pictures dude hey
You like to see the most now I like the the other one you're doing all right
What I saw some other like look how
Next Yep, she's doing well. I'm not doing real well. She having only fans or no, she's like a friend. She's a doctor
She is a lawyer a lawyer. Yeah, I lost a friend. Yeah, she's doing yeah business is a boom all her own money
So yeah, she's just you know, we're get that cafe we're gonna open up or yeah
Jesus
Cribody she want to do my social media. She doesn't have to know anything about it. Yeah, I know
All right, so the last thing about a lot of people are tagging us now because they see Brian everywhere and this is from Russia someone Russia like
Oh my god
What are you there good people are good to finding this stuff. I don't know how you find this Brian
Did you post that last one? Yeah, yeah post that one the squid game one was pretty funny, too
That's pretty much it guys. Yeah.
Boy, that is spot on.
Nice.
And he's happy.
He's so happy.
I know.
I know.
Weird mitts on.
Yep.
Yeah, post that should be.
Hi.
Hi kids.
This Friday, Friday morning, the flannel,
thick boy flannel's dropped.
And this red and black you see here.
And also green and black.
Chappelle, thick, lacy was also with me for the photo shoot
so you guys see that.
And I was terrified.
Oh, cause we went to legal yard.
Yeah.
I was like, I don't know.
He was all nervous because we're in a yard,
we're not supposed to be in.
But it was pretty fun.
But the built stuff sold out,
but this is the,
yep, flannel's dropped this Friday.
And then November 11 through 13th Dallas, at then, uh, November 11 through 13th Dallas,
at us in improv is November 11 through 13th.
And then before that November 4th and 5th,
I'll be doing pop-up spots in LA.
Stay tuned.
I'm a social media for those dates and times and locations.
Well, we already know where I'm going to be.
Give him, give to us this.
Where are we going to be?
Uh, liberty's out of ship.
This, this Friday Saturday Saturday Naples off the hook
November 11 12 13 14 by the way
Right that is doing some flying. Yeah, Brian prop brand problem number four and five
We got fight commanding November 6th. That's right come come come get some
Mm-hmm October 28 through the 30th Washington Washington DC, the DC comedy loft, November 17th,
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