The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 746
Episode Date: November 17, 2021The guys watch twerking vids and talk samurai's, Bryan's trip to Naples, JFK conspiracies, Brendan breaking baseball bat, an update on Bryan's Metaverse comedy club, Brendan and B...ryan's fascination with Elizabeth Hurley's son Damien Hurley and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Keep it tight up around the sides there.
Yeah, a little tight.
Yeah, a little bit of a samurai thing going.
That's a samurai.
That's a samurai.
It has to be longer.
No, sir.
I don't think so.
I think that's when you have a good hairline,
you go samurai, that would be.
That's right.
Yeah, that's how the samurai would do.
I like how you do the proper.
That's how samurai would do it.
And when you are samurai, you have to study Bushido, which is the way of the warrior.
Woo!
And you hang a sword of other fissure colors.
Because the wife is exact, like that final and exact,
there is no room for error with a sword.
And the white man said, cool swords,
that's cool, check this out.
Cool, well, and the Portuguese,
when the Portuguese were, they were very good sailors, when they got to the Portuguese when the Portuguese were they were very good sailors when they got to the
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fucking
Gunpowder because you give them gunpowder. They're gonna fuck everybody up because they had been in a low-grade civil war for
Roughly a thousand years. I mean it was basically these these this is shit. You need to know
That's why they were so good Brian explains it. Well, that's why they were so gonna making metal because they were like those Portuguese were like wait a minute
How come this metal doesn't break and why is it so fucking sturdy and why can it cut through something?
What was the the
The
Was it all folded metallurgy they would fold it? It was just master sword makers
They could they would fold the steel and I guess when you fold it, I don't know,
but you keep making it.
So this isn't what the last samurai is about,
which I'm curious about.
He is.
He is.
He's a samurai.
He's a samurai.
He's a samurai way of life.
And he fell in love with that little Japanese.
Yeah.
That the way of life ended because of gunpowder.
Uh huh.
And remember when they're lighting up the guy
who just has swords, he's on the bridge lock.
G-G-G-G-G.
Here's a quiz, here's a quiz.
Because he's the last one.
Why did, why did, yeah.
Why did, why, well, it's Tom Cruise.
Why, why would they, why would they,
why would they, why would they,
so annoying, yeah.
Hey, why was, why did, why did nighthood,
remember when you'd wear, you guys were in night shining on.
Yeah.
It was a whole, it was a, it was a warrior class of knights, right?
Swords, we have fighting.
Yeah.
Why'd that go out of style overnight?
What invention?
Here's a little quiz.
What, what did they invent that turned that thing obsolete?
It was just, no, you couldn't use it overnight.
Not guns.
Not gunpowder.
Not guns, not gunpowder. It was before that. Cann you couldn't use it overnight. Not guns. Not gunpowder. Not guns, not gunpowder.
It was before that.
Canons.
Nope.
Arrows.
Arrows is in the area.
Arrows is in the area.
Not a bow and arrow.
Crossbow?
Yes.
Yes, sir.
The crossbow, yeah.
The crossbow turned that thing into a steel coffin.
No, it did.
It just go right through.
So, and they'd fire.
Oh, yeah.
Because they'd be like, ah, I'm a man.
It was cool.
It was like World War One, where they didn't know that the fucking,
there was something called machine guns and artillery.
Yeah.
Technology.
So they got on their horses and they were like,
let's charge.
They were like, really?
Hey, giggle, giggle, giggle.
That was the end of that.
And then it just,
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I'd like to know a guy get you another bottle
I'd like to send some of these to our boy Eric because he how I know bro
That food he's one of us. He's one of us. Yeah, he's so funny. You mean his boy Augusto who runs this show yet?
Yeah, yeah, that was fucking dude. I would I would come back from my show. I might hotel was a
They stay open. Yeah, they stay open. I was crossing I'd walk by and he'd have a spread the best red the truck
Goose ready for you what and that wine and then did they get the steak for you? Yeah, they did brother
That wagoo number nine where they where he personally rubs deal the name of the restaurant. It's called for Gina
Where he personally rubs. Do you know the name of the restaurant? It's called for Gina. Oh
On fifth street if you you're in Naples, you got to go there. You got to go there. It's so nice I was so you got a squad would I was drunk. How funny you see though the best
He's the best. He's the best. That's how to talk Louise. This is where this is three in the morning
Louise is so high can barely hold his head. I know look at him. Louise is so high can't keep his head off
Luis is so high, can barely hold his head off. I don't look at him.
Luis is so high, can't keep his head off.
As Dennis who manages the fucking,
I don't know if the hook I had a blast, great weekend.
And here I'm bragging about looking the same age
as everybody, it was a silly thing,
but we had such a blast.
It's an eye.
How great is he though?
You're missing, just turn around.
You don't have to, otherwise you have to watch
the whole thing, it's too much.
Okay.
Erick is great though, huh?
Erick is.
Isn't he fun?
Erick, how New York is Erick?
He's fucking hot.
I kept going, get less New York. Well, he's a silly. You might as well get a fucking Yankees tattoo how New York is Eric. He's fucking I kept going get less New York
Well, he's Sicilian you might as we get a fucking Yankees tattoo on your neck
Eric New New York Sicilian and and he will you pay for it?
Dude I kept trying to pay do I try give him cash they would
Everything I would tip the way and it's so expensive every night. So I mean every night
But he wouldn't let me pay for anything. He was open. Nothing. Cast 23. That's a stag's lead.
That's so expensive.
Cast 23.
Like you buy that in a restaurant.
You spend 500 bucks on a ball.
Yeah.
It's me the best.
He's the reason I was managing.
Yeah.
He's the reason I was just keep doing Naples.
Fuck off the rest of the floor.
He made my weekend.
I said that to him.
That's what I told him.
I was at that restaurant.
You were never, you were never.
I had to hang you.
You were well.
I was there till three in the morning.
So are we every night. How do you in the morning? How do you fuck chillin and eating great food?
I mean I didn't sleep well because you're not a watch guy
He's a big watch guy so he knows watches so we're talking watches
So it's funny you say that because I saw the watch he had a polar
Rolex a Polaris polar it's a white face. Okay, did maybe Daytona?
Not to be racist, but it was Whiteface and I I really liked that watch.
It's like a nine grand, I don't know how much
I'm going to do the way more than nine grand.
Okay, so that, it has a White Daytona, no, you didn't have to explore.
Look up a Whiteface Daytona.
Did it have three dials on it?
I'm not sure, but I liked it very much and it's the kind of watch that felt good on me.
Is that one on the far left
I assume it was a little bit different was it because that's a mother fucking watch 40 grand
I know oh yeah, and you can't watch it. They're like Ferrari can't walk in Rolex and buy those you can no
So what do you like you have to you have to be somebody the allocations or you had to know somebody like can't just walk in
It's a beast be this is exciting
is that the watch that little baby got duped on
well no not that no now listen that I will go back to naples just for the
straight I had so much fun and it was the first time for in a long time I had
a group of people with me and we were just hanging yeah and being idiots white
and no and no
No, they were there were I thought we were vibing him. No, they were Hispanic people. They're too Yeah, the we you're opener what well he counts for seven he counts for seven
My boy Augustus from Nicaragua bro. He is yeah, bro. That picture. He noticed that is he a comic
He is a he works there. No, that's a good story there on the the smart guy right there right on my
uh... he's he's he's a good place with Eric all i remember him yeah good
dude
and here now Lewis looks
the Lewis
Louise Louise Louise is so high there he can keep his head up
i love it yeah smoke the devil's lettuce i didn't i didn't i think red wine
which gives me energy you give me red wine and good food came on at three in the morning
I'll go on a fucking marathon. Correct. Dude we said our boy
Jason from we did a tough matter with him the dime piece. She did like body up. He lives in dalsi came
He owned some like THC like weed gummies. Yeah called alpha something
He give them to me, he goes,
you smoke weed, I really don't,
but my guys do, so I'll give them, he goes,
literally, and he goes,
I smoke weed every day.
I eat half this, I'm fucking flawed.
He's like, tell your guys, take it easy.
They look like candy though, I want to eat them all night.
Yeah, it looks so good.
I'm not gonna get you so high on a fuck.
But Mark took one and Mark was out.
Yeah.
He was out. Oh, the, oh the big blind was snoring
Yeah, snow you you you had you had some good shows. Oh, man. Can I win any better?
I want to show you I'm real dude. Yeah, I got you look at that. I might team do it
All right, yeah, it's me jumping as a crowd after the show. That's a great picture. That's a great
How about Addison? It's doing doing that fucking great? Not so, dude.
It was, and the whole, the whole squad was out there
was just such a great fucking vibe.
And I told them, so we didn't record Thursday night,
show was fucking great.
I'm like, God, we pressure God that one.
Friday, you know, Friday early, good,
you know, there's never bad shows in Dallas,
but it was good.
Friday late, fantastic.
So we got both those.
I'm like, well, we kinda got something to work with there now. Now I got both those. I'm like, well, we kind of got something to work with there now.
Now, I got everybody together.
There's like 15 of us.
And I want, I'm telling you,
be on the fucking ball.
Saturday early show is gonna be the one we're gonna use.
Like, well, no, we can take pieces.
I'm like, I'm telling you,
Saturday early is gonna be on fucking real life.
That's one of my most energy.
Oh, the most.
They're excited to be there.
Dude, they were fucking nuts.
So, you know, my sets 30 minutes, when we recorded, it turned out to be there, dude. They were fucking nuts. So, you know, my set's 30 minutes.
When we recorded, it turned out to be 40,
because the last couple hours,
like it was just such a beast.
And so, you know, I'd stand and know,
I go it off stage, I come back in,
and the whole team's still there recording,
I get on the mic, go,
I told you it's the fucking one, boys.
I was fired up, dude.
Well, it's a milestone for your man.
Yeah, isn't it? Yeah, it's great
Beautiful. Couldn't have been any better. It was great. Congrats. There he is
Body top wait. I was at him with that
That store on the left door. Yeah. Yeah, that's Jason on the right. Wait, who is that guy now? Jason? He did the tough
Mudder with us. He's the only kept trying to like to keep me Jesus Christ. He has oh
He's Olympian dude. Yeah, he's an Olympian. Yeah, he's competitive. Oh, he's shit. He's a limp. Yeah, he's a limp. Yeah, he's competitive.
He's a limp. He's a monster. He's a fucking and he's handsome and weightlifting. Yes.
Jesus. And he's 42, I think. He has he has two twins. And then he has like four kids,
too. He's a beast of a dad too. That's him. Look at his body. He's stupid. Dime piece. That's ridiculous.
Stupid Dime piece. Yeah, that's, uh,
such a good dude. He's straight. Oh, yeah,
he's very, very wifey for kids.
Well, it's got such nice, that's a, that, that, that
that pose is sexy. On the left. Yeah, that, you
have the left one's question on the right. What's your
going to a phase then? I mean, why, I mean, why wouldn't
you feel my boy and you're doing that,
I'm gonna have to be like, hey bro,
but why wouldn't they cast them in 300?
I mean, just off that on the right.
I couldn't do that.
I couldn't do that.
In fact, do the movie over again and cast him.
Yeah, he's just unbelievable.
That's a good set.
Well, look at his beard and his hair.
All of you, if you look that good.
He's just a good looking,
and just so you'll love him.
Such a good guy. Just such a good person. I fucking love that guy. He's just a good looking and just said you'll love him Such a good guy. I'm sure just such a good person. I fucking love that. He's got good style. He wears chains
Yeah, yeah, he's great fashion. I appreciate actually the first one first type one diabetic to win the Olympia
Oh, he's a type of really first one ever he won the other
Yeah, yeah, I see so he's not Olympian. He's a he's a
Olympia Olympia, but he didn't win. I'm sorry. No, no, no, he won miss Olympia. Yeah, four times. Yeah, four times. Four times.
Four time winner. Well, I put so there's different classes, right? He's not in key field. He's no that that's different
He's in whatever the program is there's like there's like he's in less gear. He's in the program. He's just like fucking jack
That's that's that's
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Yeah, Dowsard's great.
I took Chappelle to the JFK shooting.
Oh, yeah, drop some, drop some knowledge.
Knowledge, man.
Fuck, dude.
You don't know, dude.
Come on, man.
That is, man.
I'm so deep for you.
Dude, yeah, Jack Ruby.
I went deep seeing the, seeing the library to the where that first shot is and all that I'm like the Jack Ruby.
It's great.
Yeah, that part.
The Jack Ruby is the the one thing where I go if it's not a conspiracy.
It ties.
Well, I mean also why did he come out of nowhere?
Shoot him.
He had ties the mob.
Oh, shoots and the harvest was well. And then won't say anything in jail. No, he wanted to say him. He had ties to the mob. He shoots any harbours, Oswald, and then won't say anything in jail.
No, he wanted to say something.
He said they won't let him.
Yeah, he was like, I'm ready to give the real story what happened.
And then he died of cancer.
And then we're good.
But Diana, you guys told me that if I play ball with you, I could give my peace.
And they're like, we're good.
Wow.
No one ever came to interview.
And then, oh, that's a shot.
That any diet of cancer, Mr.
What you said, so you said there was a bar. It was a speakease. It was like
Speakease. Did he have all the the the the the the the downstairs the mob the
politician. It was Jack Ruby. Yeah, and then Jack Ruby was the nightclub over. So
what is your gun to your head? What's your assessment of the J mafia mafia?
I'm but it's not really conspiracy.
To me, it's like clear as day.
And then also like, you know,
Biden, even Trump didn't release the whole findings,
the whole Warren report.
They didn't release that.
They release certain things,
but there's a last thing that they won't release.
I mean, it's just Mafia, maybe I don't know.
I mean, you and I are the same. I don't,. I'm not, you know, you and I are the same.
I, most conspiracy, I'm like, get the fuck in there.
This one, you like how cool it been.
Yeah.
How do you feel about it, B?
Again, I, I, I, I don't, I don't put it past some lone shooter,
but was the lone shooter.
You get a guy who's not stable, like we heard you out as well.
But he said, he was a communist, but in time in Cuba, in cuba and shot at somebody i think before that blah blah okay fine
you you can those are the kind of people you would use
you could place that person some yes they're there they're very they can talk
easy easy talk i would the sky jack ruby why would he and you know the
narrative for a while as he was was so, he felt so bad
for Jackie Kennedy that he wanted to avenge her loss, I don't buy that. Why? Because he was a
sleazy nightclub owner who, with, part of the mafia, you look at the ties to New Orleans,
but it's not how those guys are. That's not how those guys are. But like you said, you said,
you said, Sam Giancana, Sam Giancana, who was the head of the mob back then, who took credit for
getting him elected apparently, right?
The Republicans were talking about all the fraud that went
into getting him, the Republicans,
that's all they were talking about.
So, and then, and then,
which one the mafia had real power?
Oh, the most, but that's what I'm telling Shepel,
like it's different now, that, like then they had it.
And then also what they do with the cards,
so when he gets shot, they drive straight to the hospital,
drop JFK off and then take the car to wherever
and clean it clean it wash it down it's very strange bleach it out
no sense which is it's just not protocol you know what you doing a crime yeah that's
the argument like well why would you guys do that and like oh we you know we panic we
didn't want the car to have the presence blood on it's like it's crazy yeah and it's
that we haven't saw it It's a pain's missing.
Brain, everything, yeah.
The brain was missing, you found that bullet.
It's on the bullet, the original bullet
went through the throat.
Yeah, but why was it on the gurney next to him?
Very strange.
Yo,
I'm not if it's very strange, I don't know.
I'm not thinking it's very strange.
The Havoc wall was just like a regular dude in the army.
Like, you said to pull that shot off.
It wasn't an outlier
Not you the shark shooter. That's I've seen I've seen outlier in the military. He was at very average. Yeah, he was classified as
But like okay, so you can pull that shot. I've been I've been I've seen that you're shooting straight down
I was telling you guys don't think it's a hard shot, but I think there's 100% more than one shooter
And then that did
My thing is you didn't mean.
The cop that they did.
Yeah, but he had multiple, he had different.
He had four different bullets in them.
Bullets in them.
But even that, like my thing is, if I found out
there was only one shooter, it still doesn't mean
that other people weren't behind it.
Oh, 100%.
What do you mean?
Just because Mothy's butt, I mean.
Oh, as well, might have been the only shooter,
but it doesn't mean that there weren't,
that this was, didn't have the architects behind this the jack
Ruby thing is the strangers is no one has ever explained to me why this guy that also be Johnson live TV
Then it's not crazy. Yeah, I was watching watching like say you're watching the written house
Trial yeah, and so much came in shot in the face. Yeah in live TV
It's just like what do they say about the what what does the war on commission say about jack ruby what do they say about it
you know ties crazy
he was just crazy they just put him as crazy
but he said he said he already had cancer and just want to go out on his shield
okay maybe at a terminal diagnosis and decided fuck it but i don't
that's hard to hard to it's ties to the mafia into the the the Dallas police
department so strange here's very close with them
Very good. That's why they're saying when he was there
It didn't causing red flags. He's always hanging around that because he he he would make sure so he on that nightclub
Cops come in he given the best tables. Yeah, they had a poker game with politicians mafia guys
Dallas police Jack Ruby like they were all there. Did he have family, did he have family
that the Mafia could have threatened or rewarded
for his behavior?
Because again, if a Sam's you kind of could have gone in
and said, listen, you do this.
You gotta do this, we'll set your family up here.
Or you're gonna die anyway.
Do us a favor, we'll do you a favor,
whatever it might be, or by the way, you know,
or you owe us.
And if you don't do this, we're gonna have to take it
out of your fan.
It's all strange.
It's fascinating though, huh?
It's fascinating.
But Brennan, so like the, like, was there one specific reason
or was there among multiple reasons why they would go
after JFK?
Yep, because his brother and JFK were cutting down hard
on the mafia.
They're trying to shut down the Dallas mafia scene, New Orleans and New York. Which I thought mafia was weird because the mafia got JFK were cutting down hard on the mafia. They're trying to shut down the Dallas mafia scene,
New Orleans and New York.
Which I thought mafia was weird
because the mafia got JFK elected.
Yeah, that's right.
And they were all like, hold up.
Sam Jr. Conrad, they thought they use him
like pull off the mafia and take over.
And Bobby Kennedy becomes the district attorney
and it's fucking just reigning.
He said, I'm gonna shut down the mafia.
It was his number one goal.
But just shut down the mafia.
Bobby Kennedy died in Los Angeles. Yeah, he was doing like a press and...
It's all, yeah, it's interesting, though.
Man, I'm struck.
He's faxed on me.
Yeah, he was. He's trouble a lot of fact.
It was kind of crazy to see it off.
We had a film for the vlog.
It was like, well, I'm the Brendan Shaw, J.F.K. Tour.
And I went through all of it.
Are you gonna give me a name, Jack Rubin?
I got Jack Rubin.
There was a couple random people that came up
and asked to bring a question.
Oh, I just...
They knew he had something to say.
I want to talk to this guy.
And then there was a whole thing behind it that said you could sign up and it was part
of the conspiracy.
I was like, oh yeah, I'm not doing that.
Like, will you sign over here?
No, I'm not in that world.
There are people there who sell pamphlets.
That guy's always there's the black guy.
Yeah, what they say, Oh, you want the real
Yeah, you want the reals right here five dollars in my animal. You want the real truth. I'm right here. Yeah
It was pretty wild though. That's fucking crazy. What what else was crazy? How people will go up to that where the X is
Lay down and take a picture smile. It's like a man died so you, fucking it. It's like we and mainly Asian, gotta be honest.
Asian people get there and look like
where you shot in the hand they're all.
What kind of Asians?
Asian Americans are foreigners,
cause those are different kinds.
Foreigners, I feel like they don't have a concept of
like, it's like it's foreigners.
But like, yes, I mean, what does that
should throw up this?
Yeah, I don't see a lot of American Asians doing this.
That's foreign.
That's foreign.
Asian Americans go like this.
We go like this. Oh, that's cool. That's foreign. Asian Americans go like this.
We go like this.
Oh, that's cool.
This is cool.
But when it wasn't foreigners, I thought that was weird.
I'm like, what is it?
White people?
It's just going up and just like.
I was a heavy little wristband.
There's just like someone died there.
They ever seen Doris funeral and they're driving by
and the four-year-old son's waving at the same time.
Oh, yeah, no, he's like Saluk's doing.
Yeah, it's like a heartbreak out of him.
Heartbreak.
I see him all the time in New York all the time.
You did?
All the time.
He would always be around,
I had some friends who knew him and stuff like that.
In fact, he used to come to the restaurant
and I waited a little while.
Guy didn't play any grouch.
He did.
He was a handsome son of a bitch.
They were all fucking here.
But he was like, no one had more swag than him.
The G-Dix too, all muscle.
He'd seen with shirt off, roll of clating in Central Park.
Guy lived near him.
So you'd always see him and it was just like, he was just so good
looking. Probably nobody ever talks about this, but not the smartest kind of one.
Yeah, really.
It's tough. You're a candidate in that.
Really good looking, but just didn't, nothing really, he didn't pass the bar.
What he has a sister.
I can't, I think he's someone like that.
Now, JFK was a pipe, man. He used to lay the pipe.
And they just, they just sold one of his letters that he wrote to his girl,
his side piece in Paris.
She sold him.
My buddy Carmine took a shower with him and said, is that the girl that died with him?
And said he's got, he had a piece on him too.
That guy?
Yeah.
Good looking guy though, look at him.
The whole family.
Curse, but whatever.
You think it's a curse or just?
I mean, dude, that many people died nonstop.
They also had two children die like prematurely as well.
Yeah, tough, tough go for that.
Yeah, she died too.
Like within hours.
Yeah, she was in love with a Calvin Klein model.
I came up with a guy's name and she up there at the rumor was she was always having,
she always kind of, yeah, well, she would leave him.
She's a guy, he's still in love, she was beautiful, but she was still in love with this
one dude.
You know what I'm talking about?
There's the look it look up. God in the caroline here was here. Caroline
All the sets love here. They got a good hair. Watch this and he was a Calvin Klein dude back in the day
He also lived in my neighborhood
Fucking weird. Carolina was set
Yeah
That dude there is that's him. Yeah, he was a
Look at other man look him up Michael Bergen look him up in Calvin Klein when he was younger. He was like all the
Handsome dude. Oh yeah, watch this
Put Calvin Klein just laying that dick. The Kennedy's girl. That's right. Oh, he was body up
Now now his body's up as Jason, but he's body up
He would walk around New York and look at that dick route, man
Well that's who they said used to go, she used to go and...
Yeah, because she couldn't actually get over her.
Oh look at him.
Really?
Yeah.
You got a dick root.
You know.
I mean, not like that.
I mean, that's...
You guys lean him.
You just walk around and just lean.
My boy is good there.
And there, that was when back in the day.
Dude, you know what we did yesterday?
You know, I've Thickboy,
authentic baseball jerseys come around on Friday.
So we did a photo shoot with like baseball mitt,
like actual mitts and gloves and bat bats.
And we just played some catch, man.
And it was so fun.
It was so fun.
Now, you've never seen a guy more uncomfortable that shit around a ball than this
See now, you're right. Hey, hey, you were a cheer my daddy was in prison. Oh, you were a chill I'm gonna play care and that's fair
But I I do think I don't know I don't think I don't think you're an American
You'll see I'm my person to begin you'll see you're a vlog
He would throw it like this and I go shipelle you have so much sugar in your tank when you're on balls
First of all, I didn't want to throw it hard because I don't know. I don't know your skill
So the
D D rumor the myth is in World War two when they'd have a German guy impersonating American
He would study the accent and all that they throw this is the rumor
They feel a baseball and say let let's see, throw a ball.
Now, if you're a European, especially back then,
but even today, Europeans don't grow up throwing a ball.
You get caught in the record.
They don't throw a ball.
They don't grow up throwing a ball.
It's just not what they do.
Yeah, they kick the fuck out of it.
We, I threw, I probably threw a baseball,
I have, I would say I have 10,000 hours
of throwing a baseball to this day. I can throw a ball when Boston was one
He was told it's all you did as a kid. I played cash my dad all the time. That's all we do when he was home
Mark had the best joke of the week mark at the best joke of the day
What is that because I was like damn she playing there a group because it's driving nuts
I'm like don't be the ball. I can't be I mean you know a fucking throwing balls And then mark was yeah, it's like your dad was in prison your entire life
It's not gonna do it justice because it was like a let me just see you just throw an imaginary ball
It's not gonna do it just I'll tell you what give him could you have a piece of paper we have a bit
yeah
how has a base or uh... mike has a baseball in the
wrong now get me and get me just get grow roll up a piece of paper roll up no
no that's not i'm telling us not gonna work for the mechanics not gonna work
it's too light it's too light
he threw me keys
that's not gonna be it we're getting a base we're gonna act baseball
do an imaginary thing
It's awkward. It's awkward. Yeah, you just have a trombol
That was it very interesting because your head went down
It's adorable and that's great. Well, you can't throw a baseball right now. He's told to he gets out to Christian
Back up, Doug Big poppy see that see how it pushes see how there's a lot of sugar in his tank
See how he's sugar and all in his tank
Maybe we'll take it outside or something we don't want to do
Are we teaching should hell how to play catch? I mean I'm 34 years old. I'm not gonna go on play catch. It was fun.
It was fun, no.
Oh yeah.
And then I had the idea for the promo.
I was like, I told Mark, I'm like,
throw the ball at me and they hit it.
So I hit one and I go, I'm gonna strike out
and I'm gonna break the bat like the pros do.
Everyone's like, you can't break the bat.
I'm like, I can't break this bat.
But I was like, I'm like, you know,
that's the best fucking thing.
And I fucking swung, I messed up.
Oh, and I'm fucking snapped the bat pretty easy pretty easy
Well, I really didn't think you were I was waiting the job the job was running
Yeah, I see pro baseball players do it, but they're big. It's pretty. Yeah, is it for you? I don't think I couldn't do it
That's that's a lot of fucking what to do just and then ripped a promo like don't strike out like I did these jerseys are
home
ruff
that's a great
great so stupid so if you have it
on on here uh
Mike has it I don't think you have
it yeah send that to me I gotta see
that that's so send it to chance
everybody can say whenever a
baseball players would break that
just you know what's funny me and
Jay what I'm gonna say is I sent the video to him like look how he's that broke this back and he's don't So whenever baseball players would break bad, you'll see you. Ooh, yeah. You know what's funny? I mean, Jayartama's,
because I sent the video to Jay.
I'm like, look how easy I broke this bat.
And he goes, don't you remember where kids, dad,
you still, he's hate on players that broke the bat?
Like when Bo Jackson did it?
And I'd be like, those bats are so fragile.
They're so easy.
I mean, Jayart, no, they're not.
But my dad, since we were kids,
like that ain't shit, that's easy.
So you'll see like my adrenaline's going,
because I didn't want to not get it done. Did you baseball? Yeah, yeah in high school. Yeah, here it is
Don't shuck out like me because these are home
Maybe go to thickboy.com. It's Nick Friday
Maybe go to thickboy.com. It's thick Friday.
Right.
Right.
Terrible ad.
That's so good.
That was good.
It's purposely done like that.
Yeah, I remember that cheesy.
Like it's a 90s baseball commercial.
Does that mean everything did?
That's so good.
That's good.
Yeah, I was laughing.
thick point, Brenn.
Chop.
That's like an old school baseball card.
Wait, Brian, you said you played baseball as a kid?
Like every kid. Every kid. Yeah, I played every kid you played baseball as a kid? Like every kid did.
Yeah, I played every kid did.
Every kid did, it's a fuck outta here.
Yeah, I stopped in high school, but I've been, you know,
but even then I was always, but baseball, I mean,
it's insane, like I'm like, like being out there,
I'm like, I gotta catch this fucking little ball.
He kept going, ah,
well when you're a kid,
I went, ah, one time, Kyle.
It was very common.
You did it a couple times, you draw, you went, oh. Until you're a kid, I went off one time. When you're a kid, it was very common. You did it a couple times.
You throw all you in.
Until I was 18, I always was going out throwing a flanking.
I was always.
What were you saying?
You say, if you get three game of losses,
three out of ten, you're all insane.
Yeah, if you hit 30 out of 10 balls,
no, if you have a 300 batting in it,
you're throwing the whole thing.
If you hit, that's 30%. That's gonna be the hardest of fame if you if you hit yeah, that's 30%
That's the hardest point you hit three out of ten balls. It's a game of failure
You yeah, you if you go three and ten, you'll see you don't have a career
Yeah, if you if you complete three out of ten passes your off in the NFL
You don't have a career if you if you hit three out of ten shots in the fucking NBA
You don't have a career yeah baseball you're a fucking hall of fame. It's a night
That's a whole more boy Mark McGuire doing he was he was he was He was hit in the hole in the hole. Russian steroids and crushing balls, yeah.
He was more of a crushing ass.
Is he in the Hall of Fame?
Nope, because steroids.
They're haters.
Very bonds?
Nope.
Very bonds should be, because Barry bonds
wasn't just social Mark McGuire.
Yeah, he was also one 10 golden gloves.
Barry bonds could fucking field the ball.
It was just fun throwing the ball at me and Mark
were playing like real
cats and he's an athlete. He's peak ruptured. Yeah, Mark. Yeah. I pretend I was doing double
plays and shit jumping the air. It was fun, man. Yeah, it's fantastic. Oh, guess what? Daddy got his
residuals for his acting gig. For the movie? 127 bucks. that's fucking awesome. Now you can buy that book of stamps and buy a VCR.
Ss, ss, ssag sent me my residuals on the DVD sales.
Was it from the tax collector?
Yeah.
That movie?
Yeah.
127 by DVD.
Get there 127, baby.
My girl said you got a check from Ssag.
I said, oh shit, open that up, girl.
127, alright.
My second special, I never grew up.
They had a DVD release. I knew I was in trouble. I was like, I'm girl, 127. All right. My second special, I never grew up. They had a DVD release.
I knew I was in trouble.
I was like, I'm with the whole group of people.
That's not good.
DVD releases.
They remember they go, do you want to get some reviews
for the back of the DVD?
No, I'm good.
I'm too depressed to complete, to answer.
Please don't.
I said all the energy just left my body.
Fucking DVD.
Oh, gosh.
Part of, part of, hey, we got a lot of emails
about the metaverse comedy club.
Your brother, Jay told me.
Yeah, it's, but some comics doing already.
Yeah, so what?
Yeah, he's an awesome,
well, he's not an awesome, uh-uh.
I thought it was Brett Erts.
Yeah, Brett, Brett Erts.
Oh, Brett's doing it?
Yeah, that's my boy.
Yeah.
Well, I think that, I love Brett,
but overall, you still need the glasses, right?
Everybody can eat the glasses.
I mean, it's gonna happen.
It's a good idea.
Five tenures, yeah, right there.
But ten years.
They can make them glasses expensive.
They're star, but then eventually,
you know, it's like those electric cars.
Yeah.
They're expensive as fuck at the job.
Yeah. Down there, whatever. What? as fuck at the job. Yeah, whatever.
What?
Tesla's still beastin' it though.
By the way, if you're in the market for a new car now,
the shortage?
Not.
Holy shit.
Cars are all-time good.
Things are going above sticker no matter what they are.
You're spending crazy money.
Crazy money.
And inflation's up 6%.
Whatever.
Go brand-in. Oh, dude dude I'm telling you buy good luck by
I mean how's it going so far the economy is gonna be a nut
not trouble not so I don't know do you want to open that with you what do you
want to do with it I do yeah I've been staring at it you should we should we can we toast can we
get a little can we get a finally get a No, you give me a sparkling liquid death. I'll toast with that. I mean can we can we not celebrate?
Can I crack it? Do I get a cut of this?
You're not gonna give me a little just a little not gonna wet by me
You know influence yeah, I mean I'm an influencer
All right
Got a start give Brian a sponsorship deal. Yeah come on
I guess my mouth got us turned give Brian a sponsorship deal. Yeah, come on
Well give me a little song I could come up with funny ads for it. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Hey guys
You turn the run the nil whiskey
Just do some really dumb fucking ads. You probably just cracked that you could probably just twist it And you what yeah, your label already won an award, right?
Yep, two awards.
Before it even came out.
Yep, whiskey Pete sent me a text they said,
Hey man, it's actually pretty good.
You got no shit whiskey Pete.
I love whiskey Pete.
Yeah.
What's this run about now?
I think that's 60 bucks.
Not giving it away, but that's worth it.
But Japanese?
What's the percentage on the outlaw?
Japanese, Japanese, Japanese,
Japanese, black, Japanese, whole percentage? Japanese, black?
I love the West.
Japanese, and then American bourbon?
There's a lot to hate America.
What?
There's a lot to it, isn't it?
Two years.
This is a mix of bourbon.
First makes ever the market of Japanese whiskey
and American bourbon.
What do you have to, you call it a blended whiskey?
You have to.
And then also in the rules,
the rules, especially,
the thing I took so long is getting it
Commission from the alcohol
Born but then to get this rating the the mix approved and then also the the Japanese whiskey
It can only be signified as Japanese whiskey if it's age 10 years
So that to get the whole barrels find the verb to distributors for 10 years. Yeah, it's in bourbon the same way
Yeah, oh yeah, but that but for jap for Yeah, but for Japan and be labeled as Japanese whiskey,
has come from a certain barrel.
So they have to find those distributors.
I love myself some Japanese whiskey.
Oh, that's a matter, right?
Yeah, my favorite besides Tiger Thick
is called Niko Whisking.
You'll be carefully pronounce it.
Niko coffee grains is my favorite.
That's my favorite, doggy.
Oh, it's a coffee?
No.
Go and just use your hands though.
Hahaha.
Thanks, buddy.
See, chins looking as lips.
I know where it's coming from.
I know where it's coming from.
Little whiskey, buddy.
Get some chins. Thank you Christian fucking rude Christian
Yeah, so you don't keep run out of there
Kat's a hater I don't know what's up. Well, I've seen you drink capa. That's what very rarely I saw you I saw you wasted in the ass
What's whatever? Yeah, you're in here good. That's really year ago. I never followed you.
Oh, thank you.
I can't a little bit like.
That's full-blown baddie, man.
I feel a little bit like your dad
who's looking at your pictures and I'm like,
I see and that's fair.
I realize I have to post more if I'm not only fans.
That's just like Instagram is a promotional talk.
I don't see anything.
Yeah.
You probably don't want it.
No, it's a little, a little sister.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
That's like I'm looking at her going, well that's a good looking cow. Yeah, I don't want jack up. I can't be looking
You feel me
Deadlift just went up to 500 are we gonna talk about the fit you're wearing?
I'm gonna keep feeling secure. Oh, yeah, we got some on this
About what this figure wearing are you know, you like the this. Yeah, you too. Is that what? This figure wearing.
Oh, you like the fit?
Yeah.
Oh, can you see me or no?
Oh, I fucking love camouflage shirts.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Just a zero dark 30 fit cat.
Oh, glad you said something.
Drop Friday.
Built, collab with thick boy.
Oh, thanks, Christian.
We have the night camo too.
It's black and white. Mark, how Chris. We have we have the night camera too black and white
Mark how much better than Mark looking out for he lives photoshoot today
It's hard taking pictures with Mark. He's fucking he looks so good marks with good enough. I think they look like shit
We have some we have some funny pictures. I'm gonna send this to Jim
Cheers guys, for me to tag your pick, everybody.
Yep, to tag your pick.
For me, send us to you.
Just look how much better Mark looks.
Okay, cheers boys, long time coming.
Cheers, cheers.
Well, to whiskey guys.
Well drink responsibly.
Drink responsibly, man, shut up. Okay. Oh
Yeah, oh
Yeah, baby
Daddy looking he's a liking I like it very much. It's actually an excellent blend. It tastes like Scotch man
That's nice. Oh tastes like Scott
What do you think? We see pizza? Hey, you're on the on whiskey. He was like dude. It tastes like Scotch, man. That's nice, huh? Tastes like Scotch. What do you think, Scotch? When you think Whitsky, I hate her on Whitsky,
and he was like, dude, it's good.
I said no, shh.
Yeah, he drinks so much.
It's actually very smooth.
Yeah.
That was the number one thing.
That's why I'm with Jaffa and he's Whitsky.
It's got a peaty aftertaste, man.
It doesn't have like a little wild turkey kick to it.
Now, now, I'm not gonna finish it only
because I gotta train after this.
That's gonna train.
Ooh, what you're training? I train day. I work out. I'm gonna a train after this. That's gonna train. What you're training? I train day.
I work out.
I work out after this.
I love that.
What's specifically Brian?
Oh, there he is.
So here we are.
I'm good, Joe.
I know.
Thank you.
Now go to the next one.
And this is break dancing.
That's great.
Very good.
Now do you see the guys in the background with their shirt off?
Yeah.
Do you see the guy with tits in the back? Yeah. That's got a guy. Do there's a black guy today with their shirt off? Yeah. You see the guy with tits in the back?
Yeah.
That's good.
You got a good guy.
There's a black guy today with a shirt off?
Oh my god.
I like how you said what's up to him.
You're like, what's up, though?
You look as...
You look as...
He said, you are too.
I appreciate that, but I'm not.
So people just take their shirts or not, I think.
Is that Bradley Martin in the background?
No.
Okay.
Like a jacked.
And that's his break dancing. Yeah. Yeah, that's amazing. That does look like a s the background? No. Okay. That guy's jacked and that's his break dancing.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's amazing.
That does look like a sci-fi.
Or river dancing.
What is he?
Look how much better Mark looks.
Yeah.
Mark looks sweet.
Like that.
What, what, what, what, what, what, what,
Mark's in that night, Camo.
It's a good look guys.
So, then I got shoulders on me, eh?
You're a big strong.
I feel like this, this area of me is like I'm not I'm not mad at it at all. Yeah, you know me
I think that's just at the end of the day. You're an athlete. Oh, this is my favorite picture
Look at look at friendly Chappelle looks here
Well, you're telling me you wouldn't buy whatever this guy's selling if you if you pop
You tell me you want to adopt that guy. I mean he's I'm taking him for a friend
Why does this look like an adoption photo? Yeah does look like it does it does pay looks nice how my adopted folks got me
Yeah, I know the cutest one the cutest one. They look cute there
It's gonna sell some shirts. Yeah, who's gobbling?
Look at him just friendly
Here to live out that I like him. I haven't seen these before it's like a jump just came out just came out or drops Friday
Yeah, trendy nice. Thank you, man. I joined you got I could use the top
But I wear that are my two old camel a little school for thick boy. Aren't I just getting into old or what?
No, fixing the heart, dude. Fixing, I'm not. It really is. I'm not talking about
the arteries. Feel me? Fixing the heart, dude. Come on. I need to
clothing. Maybe I'll send you some. I mean, again,
he can get you that end whiskey. All right, well, I'd like a... What do we
understand? We got... I wanted to do something for our boy-ar because he
fucking hooked me up so hard. I'm a dick pick
Whiskey what do we do? I don't know. What do I say? I'm gonna get him a gift
Let's send him something by my mom. Yeah. Well, yeah, what what do you want? I'm a Rolex? Isn't that the works?
Yeah, I hate I hate people look at my
Solutions my mother my mother every time I got I'm losing my hair. So I gotta figure out she was where I wig dead serious
Well, I'm with your mom on that, but yeah, but a wig is it's it's so extreme so extreme
I didn't fair ever really I'm not wearing I can't even wear a watch much less a wig I can't imagine Ryan waking up every morning fixing his wig. I mean I that would be so sad
I bet you're girl would be I just show up with a full head of hair. If you go straight bald, we have to go wig, dude.
Yeah, but you know what would be the bald dad?
What is the fuck are they coming up with ways to clone hair?
I've been waiting.
How's Jeff, hey Jeff Bezos, fuck space, dude.
Work on the hair.
Okay, man, daddy.
I know there was like multiple things out there
to help you with your hair.
That looks normal.
Yeah, it looks like a fucking,
you look like an idiot.
Oh, look at that.
Okay, well that's lit as fuck. could be you Brian. He looks like shit
Then the hair on the bottom is fucking fight that looks like a piece. I don't like doing that though. I'm not doing pieces
I want to grow real hair if I can grow real hair everybody will know it. Hey, Bayzo. Come on, dude
Fuck going to Mars start working. Oh, that's my boy. You got I'm fucking telling you pieces of shit. I watch Squid Game for you fucking idiots. All right watch yellow stone
You're out of control. It's not an app. It's a peacock. It notes on regular channel peacock. Oh, it used to be the old like spike
It's on regular TV. You don't have to have an hour. I'm having a regular TV. That's why I'm gonna watch my trip. Yeah
You don't have to have an argument with TV. That's why I'm gonna watch my trip. Yeah. Yeah
Take a show ever Don't get carried away 13 million people watch for a set so for regular TV. That was my boy rip
13 million on the herd of nowadays on her
Goldberg is like one of the
Top shows on a good week.
Their hit show gets maybe six million views,
which isn't saying.
Which isn't saying.
Now 13 mil for debut on a paramount network?
On the paramount network.
Come to the Dunn Ranch.
It's interesting.
What's your Dunn Ranch?
I will.
No, I'm watching it.
I like it.
What's your take on Netflix longevity in comparison?
They just, I know that Disney plus just superseded, just past Netflix. Like what's your take on Netflix longevity in comparison?
I know the Disney plus just superseded, just past Netflix.
With all the kids shit.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
I guess there's nothing.
There's nothing, there's nothing for both of them.
Cause I think like Netflix, like one of my favorite shows
is Narcos, like that's fantastic dude.
And I love, like I wish Yellowstone was on Netflix,
because I fucking hate having to wait week to week.
Like I told my girl, I'm like, I'd pay 20 grand
if Paramount would just fucking send me the entire series.
I hate waiting dude.
And then I'll,
They make you wait huh?
Every Sunday you gotta fucking wait
and I'll have something to look forward to in Daddy likes.
But I would love just a binge watch.
There's something nice about having to wait. Oh it is nice. I mean in a weird way, it gives you, you look forward to in Daddy likes, but I would love just a binge watch it. There's something nice about having a weight.
Oh, it is nice.
I mean, in a weird way, it gives you,
you look forward to your son.
That's the build up.
You got football and you look fantastic.
Come on, man.
That's how we lived back in the day.
There's something about the laid gratification that's in there.
But I like how Netflix, you can just binge watch it
and then they're like Squid games.
Like where else would you put Squid games?
Did you ever hear like Narcos and Mind Hunter,
like all the series, you know, like Midnight Mass,
all that shit, what?
Did you ever hear how they, how they did that experiment
where it was a delayed gratification thing
where they give kids, they took kids,
and they said you can have,
it was marshmallows, right?
Yeah, you can have one now,
but if you wait till tomorrow, we'll give you three.
Or if you wait an hour,
or I think it was literally like 10 minutes.
They were very small kids. If you wait 10 minutes, we'll give you two or three if you wait an hour, I think it was literally like 10 minutes. There were very small kids.
If you wait 10 minutes, we'll give you two or three.
And the kids that waited, were able to wait
the 10 minutes of 15 minutes.
They followed them,
fared way better in life later on.
I'm glad you said that,
because I do that with Tiger,
because we'll go to the, you know,
if he does something well or something,
or I'll hype something up,
and like you do this,
you can get a toy and we'll go to the toy store
and he'll, he'll like go up and down the aisle,
which toy store, I mean, target.
So he'll go up and,
because there's no toy stores in there,
way to go for toys or else.
But we'll go up and down the aisles
and I can tell you I've been found something,
I'm like, dude, you can wait,
and I'll take you to a real toy store
and you get exactly what you want in a better gift
or you can get some bullshit you want right now.
He'll always wait.
Always, always wait.
He was all wait, Papa.
Wow. That's really nuts. You know, I always wait. He was all wait Papa. Wow.
That's really nuts.
You know, I think Gavin Newsom was,
I think there was that measure to put gender neutral toys,
gender neutral toys in the two pieces.
They did it with Mr. Potato Head.
Mr. Potato Head.
So cool.
Yeah, this is important.
That's important piece.
We're going to do all our challenges.
Now I rip new some up a little bit in the special.
Oh, you do. Rip them up a little bit.
There you go.
Good.
Yep.
See how that goes.
Oh, I think it'll go well, right?
Yep.
And, you know, if you don't like it, suck it.
Yes, suck it.
Who's gonna be like, how dare you?
I like me.
Do you know A.V. and Liberals are like, he's too much for us.
Yeah, well, I don't think I've heard anyone that says,
I don't know anyone who blocks it or, like, rides or something.
There are plenty of people. There's not Pelosi. Yeah. I mean,'s just a lot of it's like you're gonna come all a Harris fan
A lot of young people who are coming out of college is that are straight up socialists and comments
We hear what happened with Dave Chappelle. You didn't go do a talk is one high school and they
Protested the students did for him not to come there so the school is like all right Dave
I guess we don't want you. He's like oh really my god. How crazy is that?
So the school is like, all right Dave, I guess we don't want you. He's like, oh really?
Oh my god.
How crazy is that?
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yes they were going to hold an event later this month where the broad day
shapel and because he's been fundraising millions of dollars for his old
school I believe for you to do it for a years. He's been doing that for a while.
Yeah, he's been doing it for a while,
but with the backlash from his latest special,
a lot of the students there said that they were going
to do a walkout if this event had gone down.
If I'm Dave, I feel like I should just pull it.
It was the students.
It's the students, not the teachers.
If I'm because he puts so much money in the pocket.
If I'm Dave, I pull all funding
and I go to the competing high school,
the competitor and go, all right, I'm gonna give you guys
can I talk here and go, sure.
They are at the school though.
The school is still accepting the money
and they're actually just pushing the date of the event
to, I believe April of next year.
Might just be a scheduling thing.
Dude, if I came home and my kid, if he's not has a good,
I remember, if I came home, my dad, and my, and my, Tiger was remember that my dad, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up to grow up What's even sadder is the fact that now the burden of buying supplies will most likely fall back on their underpaid teachers.
Oh well, if he can take a stand.
Damn. Who wrote this pat?
I love pat.
Go up, chin.
It gives a writer.
Yep.
Yep.
Pat's great.
Who does pat for a barstool?
Barstool writer.
Great writer.
He comes with a really good article.
Yeah, he's great.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he's the best one I think out of mom.
You just keep going.
Damn.
How do I wait? What? Take it easy. Take it easy. What? Guys, it's the best one I think out of mom you just keep
Take it easy guys is twerk to guys is twerk to
She's oh nasty Nas you don't know her no, oh dude hit it chin
Hold up chin bring it up the current of this firing angle, but there we do see her ass daddy. Oh
Yes pumpkin Friday
Yeah And she makes a ton of money doing this
I've seen her in Luxe Penteira backside. No, she's so talented with it though. Oh, yeah, it's a real art
I think she taught classes for a while. Oh, she's just a seminar.
She's like, oh, she does.
Look at that ass.
Dude, a white girl teaching twerking classes.
Yeah.
It was a 21-year-old black girl, though, I guarantee.
Oh, black girls are usually way better at that.
Why people always steal black people's inventions.
They're always like, I'll take it from here.
Thanks, black guys.
Yeah, but are you mad at this?
Yeah, I'm not crazy about her ass, to be honest with you.
Get out. I've seen her much her ass to be honest with you get out
I've seen a much better ass get out get the fuck you little
You know oh
It's too much for you. I don't know
Like glutes not ask yeah, that's what I like yeah, that's a great. That's exactly right
Oh no go to her go the black girl we'll find some
Alright you calm down right you get ready Brendan you guys are matching too. Oh, we're the dress thing Well, she's a thicker work work work work work work. Oh, she's doing one more flavor with it. Okay a little more stripper-ish
Yeah, let's see the other one
a little more stripper-ish. Let's see the other one.
You're gonna make this time.
It will be there now.
Oh, mega-style.
That is how you know what's all about.
You would think it's, you know,
fucking computer animated.
Yeah.
That's twerking, Brian.
Body out of you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's that?
There we are.
Body, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, that girl might have been one of the originators,
but then the people up the game,
just like anything else. You had, you had Anderson Silva, then you have Israel one of the originators, but then the people up the game just like anything else
Yeah, you had Anderson silver then you have Israel out of sun. Yeah, sure
Oh, good. Oh, kids are skilled. I'm very hard. You gotta take a look at that
Those pants are nice. Oh, yeah, those leggings went viral a few years ago. It's like the winter's undress
I'm very happy with that. See that it's like big, but it's also kind of flatter, isn't it? Yeah, I'm a fan.
I don't call that fan on all of this.
Yeah.
Not afraid of it.
No.
Definitely not afraid.
It's very strange.
I'm not afraid.
And it's funny how quiet.
It's mesmerized.
Man get very quiet.
Man, stop moving.
Oh, that's because we all have boners, Brian.
Yeah.
It's gave you talking to me of a boner.
Do you know that?
I agree. Do you remember having gotten boners in class and just... I tuck it up. Oh, yeah It's gave you talking to you have a boner. Do you know that I agree? Yeah, do you remember having getting boners in class and just I tuck it up
Oh man, I would do the old
I get it all straight. I would do the old
There you go. Well now now we're cooking
We've got where we've come home now come home. It's a white girl. We've come home. We come home
Dude I used to I used to do the old submarine rather submarine thing a pop out of the water
You're like this. I would take that to girl last and just pop it up top of the jeans. Yep
What you do my school guys would hold their binders or their backpacks like right
Yeah, there you go. I still trick right there. Yeah. Oh Jesus Christ
This jean shorts don't leave much imagination. No, they don't
It's like slow I can see your asshole was Jean Shorch don't leave much imagination. No, they don't.
It's like slow.
I can see her asshole.
That's what happens to the pants, right?
I see her asshole.
I mean, why for a jeans?
They don't work well when it's cold.
I mean, it's, it ain't crazy.
80 plus degree weather.
It's like, dude, you could get literally,
I'll deposit my entire bank out into her bank out.
That's what happens.
You got to help her get through nursing school.
Whatever.
What else you got, Jen?
You have to Dave Chappelle and fuck them, kids.
Yep.
So the internet got really mad at Kendall Jenner for going to her friends wedding this past
weekend in a very scandalist dress.
They're saying that she took a lot of attention away from the bride.
I agree with that.
Because Kendall Jenner comes here when she's wearing a dress.
Well what the bride looks like.
Much more modest.
But it's just like a regular bride.
Yeah, she's a beautiful girl.
Yeah, she's a beautiful girl.
That's your vending-tendled Jen, yeah.
That's my thing.
If you invite Kendall Jenner.
I invite little nods after Elton John.
That's not everyone going to look at her.
I'm going to assume they're shopping some shit.
If I invite Bruce Buffer, I'm going gonna assume he comes in with a fucking crazy top
Merrill Streep at the height of her career didn't go to her sister's wedding for that exact reason
She went up. I just want to yeah, it was yeah, we'll take away ego much
Let's see let's see her dress though. I'd like a if I can get a
Is that her?
General is on the left dress
Kendall's I mean that's yeah, that, that's a wedding dress. Yeah, well, people are upset. Yeah, people are upset. Well, don't invite the baddie to the party.
Yeah.
If you can't, hey.
Yeah.
It's like being mad at your comedian, then you invite fucking a funnier comedian.
Everybody should think with him.
Of course they can take this bitch over.
I think he's got to say that's my really hot friend and that's the way she's pretty too.
Yeah, it's fine.
You know what?
You know what?
People were going to stare at Kindle regardless.
Yeah, but you know what?
Yeah, but you know, I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that.
I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I didn't take this bitch over. I just gotta say, that's my really hot friend and that's the way she's pretty too.
Yeah, it's fine.
You know what?
People were gonna stare at Kendall regardless.
Yeah, but people are also saying that Kendall and her group of friends were there.
So Bella did Haley Bieber and they're all wearing kind of more normal, wedding appropriate
dresses and then there's Kendall.
So people are saying like, she was trying to be a picnic.
She's trying to upstairs these girls girls I get your tits out there
there's super super it's very competitive out there to be in this in this
world oh I also don't I also don't think the friend cares right yeah if
you're actually I don't know the brand small matter who are they know the
bringing hey man hey man come on like you invite me to your party, bruh.
Come and do it.
Take it easy.
Come in with a hat?
Yeah.
They're like Jesus.
You're gonna bring Mark Harley with no shit in Mark walking.
Mark can't take the shirt off.
Just strutting in his slow motion,
even though it's not slow motion,
you're moving his back forward.
You asked for it, daddy.
I like it.
You want the goods, don't worry.
Ladies, here you go.
If you don't want a big dick at your party, don't invite him.
If you're tired of fucking old guys yep great action so the lead singer of
brass against actually performed on Thursday and at the very end of the set
she decided that she was going to pee on a farm hard she really
hist on his face later on the very next day the band actually had to issue an
apology saying
that she got out of hand.
Dude, watch this with his string.
I've never pissed this hard in my life.
But he was willing, that's another thing.
He was willing.
Oh, come on.
He put the go-pitch in.
Or is goggles.
This is where you thought, what is this, what is this band?
This is fun.
So, they do like raise your raise your machine care.
But look, she can cover, hey, she's bodyed up.
B, she pisses so hard.
She takes a legit piss. I know women could pee this heart
Look she's all yeah, she uh, she uh, she uh, fucking punk rocker
This is punk as it gets Brian look at this piss
That's some gg Allen shit. Oh my god. That's a buffalo. She's yelling. I hear the gg Allen
No, heart she's piss god. That's a buffalo. GG Allen. I hear the GG Allen. Yeah, heart. She's pissing. That's my generation
That's a dirty old man. Oh, he's jamming in piss
He's all fat
Well, that's pretty strange
That's pretty strange. Did you let any famous person?
I find it so pretty would you would you would you know? I find it so cringey would you would you would you know I find it so cringey would it let us more such a shit on your face
Not shit. That's they would this. Oh, sorry. I said what she ate for breakfast. It depends on what she ate for breakfast
Let's stay with this. No she ate clams in a pork chop. Then yes
Oh now that's
Sorry, so the shit on my face is fine and then I
Sorry, so the shit on my face is fine and then I
Well, if you're in a warehouse too much if you're gonna stick your finger in the fucking cage you're getting bit How's that thing don't if you want to get into that with me?
That's just I'll beat everybody
Well, we'll give you and I'm gonna do a lot of
Up it I'm gonna up it I mean you definitely raise the bar on that hey bro. That's little too far
Is it though is it all right?
Anybody pissed on you would you will I know go personally
Any of that shit no gross. It's not sexual sure would. You wanna let no good piss on you? No, I don't know. Nothing, there's not a woman.
Not in any of that shit.
No, it's not sexual.
Christian, why are you making a weird look?
Would you?
Yeah.
Who?
Who?
Who's been hairly for one?
You let a shit on you?
Piss.
Not shit.
Yeah, shit's a little different.
Yeah, just a little different.
Pee-loot.
Just because my sister called me.
Her first day at college, and one of the guys got drunk.
And he was at University of Vermont.
Hell yeah. And she goes, I go, how is it going?
She goes, I don't like it here at all. And I say, why? She goes, this really nice guy,
he got really drunk because his friend made him get drunk. She was so average.
She goes, he fell asleep on a couch in our dormant area, main area, and
they took a shit off. Yeah. I go, welcome to college. I started laughing. I go where they go
He had a curl shit
I was like a boy's will be boys animal house baby animal house. That's what it was that back that hot coil shit
The 40 years ago kids. Yeah, that's stuff
I had a homie slab dog shit on my face one time. Oh, we were drunk. Oh, yeah
Yeah, it's one of those crusty. I don't play with
Nothing sexual
That's like when they talk about squirting that's urine. Yeah, so this beepy, baby
That's beepy straight up. Yeah, fuck off
Yeah, there's no one alive on this shit up this
Talk to a doctor Christian was like hell yeah
I know right no, no, I wouldn't do it regularly I wouldn't do it
Not nothing like Megan Fox like Elizabeth early fucking me
Megan Fox like Elizabeth early fucking
Early Older woman English
The dad
Yeah, you know that is burn oh everybody knows
The American generations it got it's everybody's generation, I love her. Sorry. I forgot you showed me before I have a friend
I don't know. I was her name fucking smoking what you what you grant
Yes, there we go see thank you. Did how do you not know her? I do I just said it
15 years ago, dude someone said milk. He's so ridiculous. It's fucking stupid. You know, I'd let her piss on me
Go what do you?
See her she's all about her son is slightly hotter than she
Look at her son pretty just stay to the sun. I can't get over I know he's talked about this before but her son it got a little attractive human being if he gets arrested for a crime
And has to go to regular jail. It's his ass again. Toro. Well, I mean, I've never that's him right there
That's him look at his eyes. Wow
I'm not a gay man, but fuck it
I mean that's astonishing how beautiful he is as a guy his lips. He's obviously a big model
I mean, I don't like his hairy chest that grosses
I know but he's got a face on him like I've never seen it's very gay. It's on real. Is he insanely gay?
Of course.
But look at his friends.
Yeah.
In the back.
I mean, just like gorgeous human being,
it is what it is, man.
Yeah, he's a beautiful creature.
What if he ain't gay?
Oh, he is.
I guarantee he is.
You don't dress like that.
Chabell, no, no.
Prince.
Prince was, they always say prince was getting all the hose sure and and bros
They never said that was our house bros and hoes he gets them all
Here's insane
Private person
What did he say he's a private person surprise? You don't tell nobody dude. We don't need to look into this
We're all set. No, we got this. Yeah, case closed
We call this first 48 seconds
There you go
There is this hairy legs too
Yeah, I wish you'd shaved down if he was my man. You know what I'm saying now now. Let me ask you to swing
Go for a good dude. They're your your bro If you had that face and that look how would you even if he cut his hair he looks still feminine
He looks very happy. Yeah, yeah, you're just a pretty human being. Yeah, that's all reason why I do well
I mean you almost have to embrace you gotta fuck them
Oh
I don't know the question
I don't know the question. I'm finished.
Let me finish.
I thought you were saying what would I do with it?
No, if he's your friend, if he's your buddy,
and you're a straight man, of course you fuck him.
No, that's what I'm saying.
And it's not gay because he's a bit, but it's about it, dude.
What happens is you get drunk and he's looking at you
and you're like, oh, I'm gonna get you.
With those pouty little lips.
Yeah, and then it's like, those blue eyes. And you're, it's, you're nann I'll look at you. With those pouty little legs. Yeah, and that's like the blue eyes. Oh, that's all of that.
And you're in the wine flowin'.
And the wine flowin'.
And the wine flowin'.
And the wine flowin'.
And he's.
Oh, we're fuckin' bro.
And by the way, you're fuckin' him face on face.
It's not there.
No, look at the face.
Oh, the face.
You're passionate.
You're lookin' at my drop in elbow.
Oh, damn.
And then I find out
I'm not hard and I go and I go
I don't call it in China
Yeah, we're we
Face to face dude
As gay eyes of them
Oh,
passionate sex Because he is very and it's sex, dude.
Because he is very, he's so androgynous.
Yeah.
Can't put your hands on it.
That makes me gay, it is what it is.
Look at his hair.
It's nuts, man.
He's, he's, he's like, so have a good time.
Well, look at the ways, you know,
I'd, by the way, I don't know if it's his mom
or him at some point, you know, they,
I'm confused, my son, too.
I have to.
That's what I tell you guys, I'm like, dude,
I think I hooked up with Elizabeth Hurley.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I don't know, dude.
You decide.
What am I going to say?
Let me see.
You kept listening to machine gun Kelly,
which was confusing.
Could be the sign.
There's no difference, dude.
I don't know what to say.
Boy, she's, she's, look at him with the model.
Which one's female there?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Oh, damn.
I mean, seriously, look at his hair.
You literally can't tell.
He just has a lot of feminine.
He has a lot of estrogen in his body.
That's fine.
He might be intersex.
I don't fucking know.
Either way, it's all good.
It's what I have to say.
That's what I'm saying.
It's all good.
Look at that photo.
Fantastic.
The hair is fantastic.
Well, the Rubik's cute.
I see how they put he so handsome
That's not handsome me that double gorgeous. I'd say yeah, I agree. He's just a gorgeous human being
This coming from a straight man straight as it gets I'm telling that nan talk it the wine's flowing
we fucking
Hate to say that he would be so all over you.
Here he is.
Brennan, let's go swimming and get ready.
And I'd be like, yeah, yeah, walk in my trunks.
Let's go.
We don't have any, oh, we don't have trunks in the pool.
Oh, fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it.
And you look at you, like I'm a little thing.
He goes, I like that.
If I think you mean, manly.
Oh, dude, it's on, dude.
And nobody's around.
And it's his night fight safe
Well get on the back of my bike
Pedal us there
Pedal us sir. Oh, I have bad news this big mansion only one bad daddy. Oh
Shit you're gonna cuddle you would cuddle him. That's the fucked up thing
Man, I'm gonna you would come weener to weener, too. We're not going buts to nuts
We're going we're to we're to we're dude
Gonzo on Gonzo knows
Yeah, where is his dad? What's his dad? You grant no this one
I don't
The fuck that bitch
No, that's the girl
Oh, then I'm with the shit. What the fuck's that bitch?
Hold on.
You know, that's the girl.
Are you sure?
Yeah, that's the girl.
Yeah, that's the girl.
That's not his hair.
Let me see him with shaved head.
Well, who are these bitches all of a sudden?
Hey, man, don't be jealous.
You take it easy.
Relax.
Is that him or?
That's what I'm saying.
Is that him?
I mean, I'm staying away from Nan Tucket.
Staying away from Nan Tucket.
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Dick Boy Studios, hi.
Yep.
Oh, there we are. Look here.
Yep.
I don't know if we can afford it.
Christian, you're so fired if he takes the job.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Me balls the first thing.
Like this, like this.
Like this. Like this. Like that.
Like that.
Christian, get the fuck out.
I'm looking to go and you'd have to understand.
I'd go, you know why.
Christian would understand.
Why am I fired, Brendan?
Christian starts growing as a kid.
Christian comes back as his boyfriend.
I took that.
Look at that.
Distracting.
How tall is he?
Six, one.
Six, two maybe.
Might be tall.
I'd say six, one.
Yeah, I'd say, yeah, he might be five.
Is he six, one, one hundred and forty pounds?
Is that six feet wide?
Oh, there you go
They're just all there you go. You've done a study of him. I haven't just we have this weekend
Is he an old man?
Dude, he's English holy fuck dude. I'm half English. This is stupid
This is probably got a great accent too. Oh my god. Yeah, you want to see an interview or something like that?
I like some love. I know Let me get my head on my pants. I'm new. We're crushing hard though. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you want to see an interview or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, we'll throw you, let's see that. I guarantee he's got it. All right, we'll just watch the first one.
Yeah, let's see this.
A brand new season of a look.
Look at these idiots.
And so did Mom give you anything for you to take?
And don't be annoying.
That's the most important thing.
What was the most important thing?
The cocking accent dude.
He was on there, look.
Have you on the cock?
Take your business thing.
What?
And so he made.
Of course, you couldn't really hope he's good.
And I'm just like,
Oh, he was in a movie.
I thought I really at home, it was good.
I'm slightly hooked on it now.
It's great.
No, damn, I don't want to wear that suit on stage like that.
Yeah, he's, um,
we'll get him there.
He might be straight.
I mean, there,
he might be straight in general.
Yeah, I might.
Yeah, straight as Mahal and Road did.
But sometimes you get,
you're so beautiful that you fall
into the next thing.
You're doing that Mahon thing.
You're doing that Mahon.
It's like this.
Swervey.
You say straight as Mahon.
Straight as Mahon and dry.
You get car sick on that phone, man.
You get car sick.
You're flustered.
It's exhausting.
You're confident.
I always go down that road.
Oh, yeah.
You get car sick.
Yeah.
We don't get chained. We call him Mahon Road. We call go down that road. Oh yeah, you get car sick. Yeah, little sketch in.
We call him my hon road.
We call him a hon boy.
So have you guys heard about the drama
between Tim Dylan and Michael Che?
Sure have.
No.
So.
Bill the boomer in.
Tim Dylan recently posted about a sketch on SNL
where they were making fun of Joe Rogan
taking horse-transrench-wise.
Just lazy too, like it would, like they keep
going with the horse stuff.
And it's like, you know, like it's been proof
and like CNN came to say it and we're cause we get sued.
So it's like a lazy joke.
The rest of it was pretty funny.
Like it says, Sesame Street, it was Ted Cruz Street.
And that was funny.
And the rest of it was funny.
Bert and Ernie were great on it.
Big Bird was decent on it.
But then, Well, it wasn't a very good Joe Rogan abert's mission. Like, pick the skiniest it was funny. Bert and Ernie were great on it. Big Bird was decent on it. But there's-
Well, it wasn't a very good Joe Rogan of Bert's mission.
I picked the skinniest guy to play him.
Yeah, Tim Dylan went and said that this get was lazy.
It was funny, but he does say that SNL is a very funny show
in general, but lately, a lot of the sketches
that they've been doing is very lazy, very like,
just they're not trying very hard to play.
So Michael Chey, someone sent this, so he's to put it. So Michael Che, someone sent this,
so he's, yeah, of course he's right.
So you know how Michael Che is the head writer
for Silent Live?
So Tim said he, you know,
their hacks on their bubble lot.
So Michael, it gets word to Michael Che,
who has a special that dropped today,
and he goes,
he got to be kidding me,
Tim Dylan, what's the world coming to?
He obviously doesn't know the beast of Tim.
Tim Dylan, all caps. Tim Dillon, all caps.
Tim fucking Dillon, all caps.
Look, I don't want no trouble.
That's pretty good.
And then someone goes, dude,
he makes 190K a month on Patreon.
He goes, I don't care if it's a Zillian.
I know Tim Dillon, he ain't what you think he is.
He's a sweet humble guy who really tried it.
Stand up, got nowhere.
I became a media personality because it's much easier
and we're all very happy for him,
but don't get fresh Tim Tim and then Tim lit him up
Tim goes
Tim goes here's a reality I sell more tickets than Michael Chey ever has he did just out the beacon theater
Which is enormous and yeah, he was on things allowed to use the website per his job correct
All right, like alumni can't be on there
And I've built something on my own that he could never do Chey has has done well for a drunk and can barely read, but it shows sucks and he knows it.
Oh wow. What did Chae say?
All fair point. I want no trouble. Good for him. Michael Chae. I mean, Chae, I mean,
that's right now though. I'm a random person. It's him and Sam Town. Yeah, I
and you're we're all very proud of him.
You know, I don't want no trouble,
but in the words of Prodigy, what do you say?
Oh, he played a pro.
Seriously, folks, what's the world coming to?
Did he want to go?
No, I like it, but hey, Chase being witty too.
Last time I saw Tim down three years ago
and he was so nice to try.
Do Michael Chase, the headwriters, do,
say what you want about Michael Chase.
He's a beast.
I still.
Tim's also a beast.
I'm not gonna say nothing to him.
Here's the difference.
When he's like, I want no smoke. Tim's also a beast. I'm not gonna say nothing to him. Here's the difference when he's like I want no smoke
Tim Tim is
You know he got famous from the on the internet, so he's not from a network
So Tim's fans are gonna light Michael Che the fuck up because they're all on there
Yeah, so he's getting eaten alive right now, but I think if this is all a play to get
Attention to a special if you go to his Instagram, it's just a pick from his special.
No Michael Chase. He just dropped a special on Netflix.
Okay. That's all he's doing.
That's cool.
Tell you honestly.
He gave me an I want to know.
I like how he keeps saying he just repeats that.
I don't want to trouble.
Yeah, it's great.
I like Michael Chase.
Michael Chase is a fucking beast.
I didn't know.
He's a great joke.
He's a great guy.
Oh, dude. Monster.
I bet. You don't get to be head right or an and I said now without monster. You also don't want to go
You also don't want to be drafted Tim Jones though. Was that wrong?
Jay thinks. Yeah, Jay thinks no, not Michael Chase. Just change by the way by the way
It wasn't it wasn't such a
Yeah, I think that's what they want to see. No, that's a problem. Just make sure it's okay
But it's just pictures Netflix. Look Netflix out now
I just want to get it. It's okay, but it's just pictures Netflix. Look Netflix out now
And you know what is where it is?
11th were dope. No Mike Chase of monster. I love that. He's just not you know He's not like Tim is on fucking social media. So he's gonna eat in a lot by Tim fans
Yeah, but all he cares about is views for especially
Also, he trolls a lot on social media. Michael?
Yeah.
You don't want to round up Tim's cage though.
He'll eat you a lot.
Tim's a monster.
Tim also makes one.
That shit's good for both of them.
Yeah, agree.
Yeah.
It's good for both of them.
Why don't you get Tim?
I almost said Tim.
Thanks for Tim.
This is another person on the set of Rust.
We had a spider bite.
I didn't look at the picture because this really does.
I'm all by a brown booth, right?
Yeah, it's a recluse.
It's in New York, or it's in New Mexico.
Brown and brown recluse are fucking rough.
Let's see, it's in.
Yeah, so they eat the skin away.
They thought he might lose his arm,
but he's healing the way he should be.
He had to remove the muscle and everything else.
Gangrene.
Take care of it. I don't wanna seize this movie.
I definitely wanna see it.
Okay, I'm not looking.
That's his, what is that?
That's his shoulder, dude.
That's his fucking shoulder.
That shit, well, that's necritis.
A spider bite.
You can't get it from a spider bite.
You can't get it from a spider bite.
You can't get it from a spider bite.
You can't get it from a spider bite.
That spider bite.
That's the worst part.
I can't believe I'm looking at this right now.
I know, I can't have everything. That just looks like a piece of beef
How the fuck do they save his arm? That's nuts god. Hey, thank God for modern day medicine. Yes, what the fuck would you do?
Oh, so it's a dental floss. That's his arm. I'm not gonna look that's crazy. I can't believe they
This one just one just a little bite of a shit. I don't know how skinned
I bet that bite fucking hurt.
Bro, that's it, brown or close.
And that's them attacking the situation quickly, right?
Not really.
Not really.
No, he said that he made like six calls to the team
and they didn't turn his calls.
I think it's somebody who died, dude.
Oh no, wait, so yeah.
He actually did get treated right away,
but as far as getting workers comped to get paid for this,
the injury, they wouldn't answer him back.
Rack up the bill and get your fucking arms.
You're gonna fucking die and that'll that'll fuck you up.
That's crazy.
Tell you what it's all about.
That fucking movie.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Um, do you guys see this shit?
Yeah.
You see this, Brian?
No.
All right, I'll just play for you.
Why would you buy a ticket to the soccer show?
Exactly.
And then go on stage.
She's drunk.
You can kind of tell she's drunk.
She does look kind of drunk.
Yeah.
God damn, she is white people a bad name.
And they're gonna call Karen, I'm sure.
Oh, they did.
Okay.
What did she do?
All right, so.
She didn't like the joke, but then the,
what a big story here is that Sharon Stone
also posted this below his description.
Oh, what are Sharon Stone?
Man, it's a goddamn camera goddamn damage over the fuck it is.
You know injustice.
What's the problem?
She took offense.
To a joke, yeah.
What's the problem?
Who's the lady talking in there, manager?
It seems like someone that works there, yeah.
She's an ass-boy.
No, no, no.
That's the guy I'm going to fuck you in the ass.
You have to be careful. Where is security what they come up but why so late yeah, where is security I got super late this comedy zone in Charlotte I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night. I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night. I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night.
I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night.
I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night.
I have sex, I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name.
I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. But where is about where is I know I'm so late how did this she don't have time to do yeah
Get the fucking get that fucking asshole off this how about sharing stone
It's about the artist if you don't like it go home. It's entertainers. Oh, not your ideas. How about security? Yeah shows up
Look at our drunk she is. 10 minutes later.
She's a asshole.
Fucking white people.
Get that asshole out of here.
Look at how drunk she is.
Get the fuck out of here.
Like, I don't understand why she thought
she was gonna make a change right there
because he goes on to the next city.
He does the fucking same shit.
No, what do you think, tonight?
You know what I mean?
Like, what do you, I don't know.
I like a shinscomb.
She's throwing.
That's what she's right. If you don't like it, go home's don't drop in fat What is right if you don't like you go home. It's entertainment not your ideas. Yeah
Fion Croc good. That's good for him. He's gets he off on a fion. He gets more
He's in LA or New York. I think a fiancee out here. Yeah, pretty good original
Funny funny, funny.
Funny, funny.
We've done a lot of movies and stuff.
Good for him.
That's pretty good impressions.
Yeah, he's pretty funny.
Talent to do.
Yeah, she was up there for a long, like, two long.
The fact that she even got up there.
Yeah, that's, like, like, security.
What's up?
Do you think there's a dude, they come up faster?
They should come up faster.
They should come up faster. They should be secure. Yeah,, yeah, that's just the club not being on it. That's Charlotte company zone
I'm not sure what is there's there's there's a Charlotte and there's a Jacksonville right? Yeah, I bet that's Charlotte
Yeah, I mean, it's insane. What else you get Jen? This is I just saw this video
And it look cool. It's a Lamborghini
It's a souped-up her con. Oh my god sick, right?
It is a Lambo
So the thing about this is it's a it's a wrap. I guess this particular thing is a wrap. Yeah, that colors wrap
What it but it's like a can buy it from the fact
Well, how do you get the fire like that? What is that? Oh, dude? When I went to his page
My seat building has fire
Yeah, I just thought it was cool
You don't care about it
Naples had a bunch of these fucking guys. I'm trying to eat my pizza. They don't Able like the rib, oh my man zip code. Oh, yeah, $60 million man. Stupid. And you see some
cars. You see some cars. A lot of whites. A lot of whites. Except for my
Louise Louise. Shout out to Louise. Great dudes. What's there? Well, in the video is not
that great, but apparently this is a very rare battle.
Now, before you run this,
I just wanna say this,
if you're a water buffalo,
all do respect the common black death,
they're bad motherfuckers.
If you're a water buffalo,
if you're a water buffalo,
I just wanna say this before I watch this.
The last thing you wanna do is lock horns without Reno.
Especially on land.
Dude, Reno's.
That's the problem what to say
that's the way I say it's just it is the video suck it can't I'll play it's very
short wait dang it no I'm telling you right now on no planet does this
fucking thing win does it either one of them die, kid? They don't die, but this is a rare battle. He would don't see on footage
Hell yeah, dude, I'm in that sweat that bull. Yeah, Buffalo has balls. He ain't having it
Oh my god, oh god, no, it's not good. Ryan does and fuck around. Well, why don't the rest also the homies are rolling
I know fucking Buffalo dude. He's he's a balls
Also the homies are rolling. Look at the fucking buffalo dude.
He's got balls.
Homies are rolling.
I'm gonna say one of the other rhinos don't get involved.
They're rolling up.
They don't want to.
The other rhinos aren't those other rhinos.
The other rhinos are the same as the other rhinos.
You see if Mr. Rhino gets this horn in that thing's underbelly,
it's gonna be a big.
It's what he's trying to do.
He's gonna be lying food.
But that fucking buffalo is staring him down.
Yeah.
All right.
Kind of back there.
I wish one of them died, but.
Well, I'll tell you, there are plenty of videos
where elephants kill water buffaloes and rhinos.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Let us get you.
Jeff Bezos is saying that eventually,
Earth will just be a vacation spot
and people will be living in space.
Look forward to that.
I'm standing here.
I don't need to go to space. I don't think this is for us.
Oh. Like our generation. Yeah, he's saying generations Pat like later on. Oh, like actually
years. Earth will just be something that you visit. I don't like when he talks this way. But he's
he knows he's no he doesn't. Dude, Amazon. Just knowing how the the works. When you're shipping boxes, dude.
No, people like this, you built that fucking spaceship.
What do you think?
People who are good at capitalism like that,
don't, doesn't mean they know what the future holds.
No, but they also have connections to a lot of people
that are super smart that we don't have connections to.
Yeah, but we've been talking about space travel
and living in space.
He's not saying now.
So, yeah, I mean, you know,
I'm in an age of you're listening 500 years.
Yeah.
And the two like biggest, most famous guys
that have been changing the world are him and Elon Musk.
Oh.
What?
No, not William Shaftler.
Yeah, I don't know if I'd say changing the world, Chin.
I mean, Amazon's dope, but also saying,
hey, Earth is gonna be a place we visit in 500 years like okay I would say Jeff
base was a super board and yeah I'm gonna go into how would you fix my boys fucking hair from yeah
I'm gonna get in the fucking mara I really like you guys both have shitty here I really like good hair
you got no hair I'm getting depressed about my hair sometimes like I look at it and I go hard to
have a good day today yeah are you still taking the the pills or no, but I gotta get back on you get that for years
Prevention is keys
Hems that come from could be to be what does she get you keeps as well? I fucking ordered my hands
This is the last one. I just saw this pop up
So apparently this M.A. fighter in Guam had an argument with the doctor
It seems like they're their homies, right?
Had Argus doctor about the COVID vaccine.
Did he stab him with a bone?
A bone, an animal bone.
They were eating together earlier.
I'm thinking like a rib with some for it, but they were eating together earlier.
So use that bone to stab him and kill him.
Yeah, he debate over COVID 19 vaccine.
Stadmin, the throat with an animal bone, I would assume a baby man rib.
From meal that two had shared, they shared a full of the ribs.
And then he grabbed a knife and stabbed the doctor again.
And then when the cops came and said, sir, it's me, I killed him.
Well, yeah, damn.
Yeah, to get your fired up, man.
Oh, this was crazy was crazy last one oh shit
I don't know
It's huge and I don't think it's break death to do oh no
I don't think his break gets it dude. Oh no. Oh damn soccer ball battle. Oh
I don't know this thing existed. Pull out a fucking hey, that's actually pretty though. That's he pulled out a red no idea this stuff, you're in the existing. Yeah, it says something's called.
I mean, you're out in the game.
It's called one ball.
That means you have been ejected from this game.
Yeah.
When you get a fucking red card, do you remember when Zedan,
bring up Zedan, Jinz. Zidane.
Bring it up, yeah.
Bring it up.
He's a coach now.
Zidane headbutt.
Yeah, I do headbutt.
Maybe I'm the right guard.
Let's watch this.
Top one?
The guy called him a terrorist.
He called him a terrorist, watch this.
It wasn't supposed to win this way.
I love him.
One of the games on Rage is...
The one below is just the clip.
He calls his mother a terrorist terrorist because he's Algerian and
glasses and I love this though if you go back China's it's just the clip
look at this look at this oh he was such a hero
let's go back him yeah please go back for the love of God and then it's right there. There you go. Yeah.
Seven minutes. There's a seven. There's one minute, but if you fast forward it's just gonna show the hit.
Oh, this like him scoring goals and shit
This was a highlight him scoring goals. It's so great to watch him
When he does it he just you see him talking he smiles and he comes back and just fucking well there you go
I don't know if we're gonna find it. I think it's right there
This is it watch this watch this watch this
Cause the mom the terrorist Oh to his chest I'm trying to get a look at it. This is it. Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Calls the mom the terrorist.
All to his chest.
Uh-huh.
I love this.
That's it, kid.
Here's the red card, dude.
It's the red card.
You're out.
You're out of the fucking world cup, dude.
That's just crazy. Oh, man. That's insane. He got kicked out of the fucking world cup dude. Oh shit. It's crazy
He got kicked out of the world cup
Man, I'm gonna carry a red car. See how I tried to make sure the show's not wrong
See how I always try to steer this thing down the right path. Well, I was I was literally excited for this Yeah, got it. It took all the energy out of the
Oh, yeah, yeah, I think I was literally excited for this yeah, got a little quiet all the energy out of the Yeah, yeah, I think I guess too long. I know what's gonna hit
Well guys, yeah, so hey listen if you like comedy are you to hate Orlando?
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