The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 750
Episode Date: November 30, 2021The guys recap their Thanksgiving's and talk Brendan and Shapel visiting Kurt Cobain's house in Seattle, all new travel bans, Kevin Harts' new show with Wesley Snipes, the sad pas...sing of Virgil Abloh, Seth Rogen's online beef with Casey Neistat, Triller Triad fight event and Kubrat Pulev's standing KO of Frank Mir, Mr. Beast's incredible recreation of Squid Game, another Vin Diesel video and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Come on. I got his hooks in his
chin look at it today. look at that new shirt.
Yeah, and the flannel is that new shirt?
That's a nice flannel.
This is a new shirt from Dasper Shops.
You know what?
It's in the box.
I'm wearing a cozy, I've heard of this.
This is a Christmas color.
And I haven't worn it.
You do get a fall color.
Don't like to wait.
Yeah, don't like to wait.
It sits on my body, but I got it anyway.
Really?
Yeah, a little bit, it's a little bit open here.
Makes it a Brooks or whatever. Yeah, it's a, it's a little bit open here. Makes it a Brooks or whatever.
Yeah, it's, it's ragging on.
It's, it gives a very warm feeling to it, but it is color.
Yeah, I was, well I was in New York and it's fucking cold.
Is it cool?
Was it, was it snowing?
No, but it's not.
But that wind whistle through the old,
was it, was it wet cold like rain?
Yeah, you forget about, you forget about,
Bill, talk about New York, you forget about the winter, okay?
And you also forget about the summer. I? And you also forget about the summer.
I don't know.
Well, I like the summer.
Well, when you got to live in New York,
July and August.
Dog days.
The dog days when he bounces off the reflection of the
fall, the smog from the cars either.
With a subway.
Yeah, it's great.
That's a small deer.
Doesn't smell like deer at all.
And the street.
Yeah, it gets to you. So again, there. And the streets. Yeah, piss in there.
Yeah, it gets to you.
So again, there are a lot of really nice places in this country.
And then you look at the sky and it's gray as fuck or it's raining
or it's simply too cold for your face.
We didn't see the sun one time.
Oh, yeah.
I'll enjoy that.
Overrated.
That's it.
That city's overrated.
It was wet.
I don't know anybody that wants to like live and see it.
Logan, Logan wanted to move to Seattle back in the day. He's crazy.
And then he goes, oh wait, this is a little too rainy and it rains.
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I was depressed. I don't have to.
I was.
I was.
We're all quiet.
We're all quiet.
We're all sad.
That's the story I told you when I and I had done a gig.
I had a great gig.
And then I was invited to a house by this these kind of like perfect
Yuppie professionals. They were really cool in Seattle. Yep, and I go I'll come
I'm alone. I got nothing. I fucking come and hang out at this party
Yeah, you know with this people with came to my show. They seem really cool. We are that I've never seen
That much cocaine done by adults in my life
Well, that's what you do in Seattle because you're so depressed that much cocaine done by adults in my life. Seattle.
Well, that's what you do in Seattle because you're so depressed.
I do heroin.
I try and be like Kurt Cobain, do you heroin?
And they do that too.
They do do heroin.
They do that too.
We went to Kurt Cobain's house.
Yeah.
Late at night, we were chilling.
Yeah, late at night.
And I told, I know, she'll, she'll be in
down on it.
Anyone who went to Kurt Cobain's house, he's like,
it was like, hey, I was like, right now,
there's no traffic.
It's 12 minutes from our day.
Yeah.
Did you take a noob or are you took? No No, we drove, yeah, we drove down there.
Now that house now, they tore down the original.
I'll see you up there.
The house now worth about 12 million buck of ruse.
And it is nice.
Now I would have lived there.
That is nice.
That is ridiculous.
I mean, Kirkrow Lane, he was rich as far.
The area is super nice.
Well, that's where I was.
There's a little bench now that's a tribute to Kurt Cobain,
but you can't really see much.
I was there and the house was on a lake.
Yeah, it's so lake-court.
That's that lake, yeah, it's so nice.
Fuck.
I lead to the property, like one house like 22 million,
and the other one's 14 million.
Still, everybody's depressed,
that's why they were all doing cocaine in their 40s.
I was waiting for someone's heart to stop,
and I'm talking about just like bricks of it.
Mountain. I couldn't believe it
I was like yeah see how does weird like so we stayed like on Capitol Hill down there where that
Chaz district was that
It's different on there. It's different. They're white white like I'm white
But they're different white that they're white weirdos. That's the weirdo white. Yeah, why people get when they're when they're different white. They're different white. They're white weirdos. That's the weirdo whites.
White people get, when they're too white,
and they spend enough time together like that,
they get super weird.
They get very educated, have a lot of money,
and they're super white.
They'll do weird shit like they grind their own coffee by hand.
They do all kinds of weird shit.
They do a pour over for no reason.
And they'll roast the beans only like halfway
And a sour. Yes, you like lemon. Yeah, no, they fuck up coffee now
What's interesting with the new iPhone? So it is pitch dark out there. Yeah, but the iPhone makes the background look like we're there during the day
Like some psychos. That's a me you can't go there during the day. You're there at night
11 o'clock at night. Yeah, you don't say. That's right next to the house.
I had a joint in my hand.
Yeah, you did.
It was among weed.
You got high-started crying, yep?
Yeah, I started crying.
You did?
You know what's, so.
Why'd you start crying?
Fun fact, not a problem.
You loved crying.
There was a point time where I spent like a month
there teaching chaircamps.
You didn't cry.
I didn't cry.
I spent the month in Seattle teaching chaircamps,
and it was shortly after my brother had passed.
So I was like super depressed.
I would go to that bench like every other day
and just journal.
Really?
That bench.
Yeah.
So it was kind of wild going back to it
because I hadn't been to it.
Since I was like super depressed.
So it was kind of wild coming back
with this new life, you know what I mean?
Yeah, because I'm more excited about it.
Like, I love Kirk Cobain.
Like all this stuff, what are you representing?
Like, so I don't, it's not a sad thing for me.
It's haunted, but I tend to write.
We asked David if he wanted to go.
So, you know, who is it? You, me and Jay.
Me, you, Jay, Mark.
Yeah, that's right, Mark went.
I'm like, who else wants to go?
David's like, I ain't going to a white man's fucking home.
Oh, that's Kirk Cobain. He's like, I don't give a fuck.
I like, did Kirk O'Banley, and do what?
What are you guys gonna do?
I'm like, all right, we'll see you later.
I don't give a fuck.
It was dope though.
But we love Kirk O'Banley.
Yeah, who does it, dude?
Just a bee.
How much was the house worth?
I think they bought it, I think three years ago,
for like nine million, but now it's worth three.
Because the person they had before them
had it for like 23 years. And they bought it for like three, I think, at the time. nine million, but now it's worth because the person that had it before them had it for like 23 years.
And they bought it for like three I think at the time.
They had for 25 years.
Yeah, because it was houses stupid, nice, stupid, nice.
But they tore down that part where that's is that like that's
just L a crib.
You got a type of Seattle home.
Yeah, they tore down that whoever bought it after he had passed
tore down that that greenhouse. after he had passed tore down that
That greenhouse is that where you know himself? Yeah, you killed himself upstairs. I thought yeah, it was like in a greenhouse type thing
I was so killed myself. He was murdered in that house. Let's be real. That's what they say
I mean, that's what everybody says. I mean just just that just the gun
To be able to try to shoot yourself with the gun
We haven't heard from Courtney Cox at all
Courtney low to be able to try to shoot yourself with the gun. We haven't heard from Courtney Cox at all. Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's.
Courtney Love's dad thinks she did it.
Is that true?
Yeah, he didn't talk to it.
Yeah, she did.
The daughter doesn't talk to her.
She's a little bit, you know, you killed Kirk going.
Yeah.
She was out there.
Yeah, she's a really strange cow.
She did some acting work.
She was in like, sons of anarchy.
Yeah, well, she's a big story about her,
and since then, but maybe she's,
you better, Brad.
I just know, there's just come around, huh?
I know, yeah.
But where we performed was outside Seattle.
It's gonna be tough to sell tickets right now, man.
Oh, she's older. Look at her though.
She's probably got no money.
She's 50 something.
She's got money, you know.
Yeah.
She, she, she, she, get along with her.
She's very fucked up.
What, what, what, what?
She's very fucked up.
Yeah.
I guess she spent a lot of that Nirvana money
of the year at PERS.
Because the house posted,
I'll go back to where she goes
Nirvana or go home click on that. I'm sure the comments are not friendly.
Oh, she made all the comments limited on her post.
Oh, she did?
Yeah, that's not gonna be friendly.
How you know?
It says at the very bottom.
Comments on this post have been limited, yeah, I bet.
Yeah, but that's tough.
Yeah, that's man.
Yeah, those are gonna be nice.
Yeah.
But I think if you were gonna headline in Seattle, it's gonna be,
it's so woke and the virus out there, you know,
like we had to show proof of vaccination,
like you have to wear a mat, it's suit.
Again, everyone's the shit on LA, man, dude, compared to
if we were having besides, besides taxes in Florida
and Arizona, I get that, they're, you know, the Wild West.
But outside that, dude, it's, I mean, LA,
we have it pretty good, yeah.
We go to Seattle, go to New York. It is locked
I know it's trendy to shit on fucking
LA dude we don't have it that bad now. We have the worst governor, but dude. It's not that bad
You get outside here because this was
This was like 30 minutes outside Seattle and ever it you know, they they frowned upon Seattle
So it's like they can have you see the the protests in places like Melbourne 30 minutes outside of Seattle. And Everett, you know, they frown upon Seattle.
So it's like, they can't afford it.
Have you seen the protests in places like Melbourne
and-
Oh, for the lockdowns?
And nobody's reporting on it.
It's the biggest protest you can imagine.
Melbourne, and why is the, why is the,
England, England, really?
Because they want people to think
they're really cool with it,
and we're sick of it.
People get nuts, man. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. I mean
It's just milk. Milver right? No, dude. It's all over. It's all over. I mean America not so much, but no
No, no, I'm just milver like as far as Australia. No Australian New Zealand's bad with their lockdowns
They've curfew and then uh fucking
Ironlands has protests with their lockdowns they've curfew and then uh... uh... fucking it's just too much iron has protest
what did you bring up ten can't
i need a post something about it
oh yeah some of the largest protest in history
happening around france malburn all over the world you're seeing for a reason
yeah
yeah look at that
and they don't report any of it
because they don't want people to think
i mean some of this might be anti-vax stuff, which, you know, as opposed to...
It's not anti-vax.
No, it's lockdown.
It's anti-vax.
Right.
Yeah, don't spread that, that's anti-vax.
No, I thought that's what it was, but no, it's not.
I'm sure there's some of it, but really it's them, you know, getting locked down.
Like, they want to go to work.
They want to live their life.
Yeah, we've got to go on work.
It's like, stop with this.
The don't act like this is killing more than 1% not even that anymore. It's
You're you're you're spreading misinformation. It's a lot. I mean, I remember there's one point time
I knew so many people that COVID right now. I don't know anyone that has COVID
I don't know what with that new variant my buddy
Did you mean that new variant they're trying to scare everybody with?
I'm you know, I have a friend who's on the board, the CDC,
and today during the California meeting,
they're like, we don't get where all the news is getting it,
like it's no more dangerous than the original.
And it also has really mild effects.
The head of the health organization in Africa,
South Africa, the lady came out and she goes,
it's here, off the extreme here, she goes,
it's more mild than the extreme, here she goes,
it's more mild than the original.
Yes, exactly.
She's like, I don't get why the West was running.
Yeah, yes, there it is.
The stock market took a huge crash.
Jimmy Burke got it.
He was on his way to see his mother who's 88, or you cannot have coverage, you can die.
And five minutes before that, his girlfriend said, I just tested positive.
He goes, oh, fuck, his friend turns around,
there are 12 people waiting for him.
He goes and get tested, he's positive.
Oh, he was like, I'm a little chill,
but he had the vaccination.
He goes, I'm a little chill,
but I could play tennis right now.
Like, he's a little like, I'm totally fine.
Totally fine.
Breast right through it.
I mean, he got vaccinated.
So apparently when you get vaccinated,
it helps you if you catch COVID even then.
But his girlfriend had the booster as well and she got it.
Yeah.
But she's okay, she's fine.
Yeah.
It's not bad, but I'm surprised.
Hopefully when that pill comes out,
which is gonna annihilate everything,
when that comes out, can't get you on.
COVID's, hey, listen.
It's over.
Hey, you're not gonna die from COVID.
And we just gotta live, you just gotta live with it.
I'm not sure.
We're not gonna live with it.
We're not gonna live with it. We're not gonna live with it. We have to be careful with the heart transplant. Or if you have, you know, underlying conditions, you can be die from COVID. And we just gotta live, you just gotta live with it. We don't wanna live with it. We don't wanna live with it. We don't wanna live with it. We don't wanna live with it.
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We're still on a plane with a bunch of people.
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Can you imagine if we get a virus,
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No, I'm locking them up.
I mean, of course, of course you are
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Yeah, but it shows you what could happen to a society. That's work. We just shows you how soft society
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I need to tell you about Mark came to Seattle with us
and he's on plane and Mark was eating and his mask was off
and this like bigger lady, like you know,
out of shape lady next to him goes,
I just want you know
I'm bit of stick on a mask. I just want to be up front
So you know if between by Jean put your mask on I'm a bit of stick when it comes to it
It's cool. I guess she said no, she said I'm a police. I'm a yeah, I'm a mass police
Yeah, I'm a man. I'm a huge I just want to be up front with that. I told Mark and we're well bitch you working over time today
They're clock on in bitch working overtime It's like all right. bitch, you working overtime today. Yeah. They're clock on and bitch, working overtime.
You know, it's like, all right.
Wait, what's this pill?
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You watching any fight?
We can.
We can.
Do you watch a matriol fight?
Sure, didn't it.
You're talking about a trailer?
Yeah.
It's very rare I watch a trailer fight.
Yeah.
I like the shape, this one at the UFC.
How did the Frank Mirfike, did he fight this weekend?
Frank Mirfike, who love, I think it should be an eye-opening experience for a lot of people
when these MMA guys want to fight,
like you know, you know, you know,
a world champion boxer who fought,
Anthony Joshua.
How do they not know that, Baba?
They know it, but they think that because these rules
are different, that they can grapple
and get underhooks and control them.
And it's just not that easy.
Don't have to play this.
Wait, this is gonna be a number of boxes.
Don't boxers do a lot of underhooks. Wait, this is good. Don't boxers.
Don't boxers do a lot of under hook.
No, because they get separated by the refs.
Okay.
They usually don't allow it.
You haven't played this, too.
I'll play two different versions.
This one I can use online so I'll play the actual footage
after this one.
This is such a bad idea.
I'm gonna see what it's gonna play out of doing.
This is at the end of the first round.
Yeah, you gotta see.
That doesn't do it, Josh.
So I'll show you this one. Give me one second though
I don't like seeing this. I don't like seeing Frank tech. I don't like that at all. I know I know that's pretty bad. All right, here we go
All right, it's just too tough for his own good
Boom watches so they should probably stop it right there
Boom definitely stop it there, right? Yeah, look at. So they should probably stop it right there. Boom, definitely stop it there, right?
Yeah.
He's letting it go, look at Pulev.
He's like, what the fuck?
Finally.
Jesus Christ.
That was terrible.
What the fuck, better, yeah?
They're not even using,
they're using four ounce clothes.
It's like a mix, it's in between.
Fucking kidding.
Terrible idea.
You're boxing with a guy like Pulev.
Now for Frank's defense, he had paid more off that fight
than he did fight in Brock Lesnar.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're still taking the seriously down.
That didn't look damn.
Yeah, it's not good.
Damn.
Yes, it could have been even worse.
It's not, I mean, it doesn't look much worse
than that, but. It looked to worse. It's not, I mean, it doesn't have much worse than that, but.
Whew.
It looked to me, yeah.
All right, yeah.
What?
It didn't even look like Pula was gearing up.
He just went, that was like a straight right bang.
And then he's definitely gearing up.
Yeah.
That was a hard fucking right hand.
That was a hard right hand.
But you know how sometimes you see like those guys,
like Dylan White just goes boom,
and from left field, you know. It's sometimes you see like those guys like Dylan White just goes boom and from from left field.
It's all you. He just helped. That that just that. He's right out on his feet. I mean,
I didn't know they were fighting with four ounce gloves. So what was that? It was like
a triangle ring. They had four ounce gloves. They would allow like under hooks and like
It was like a triangle ring. They had four ounce gloves.
They would allow like underhooks and like,
you could seat belt.
Well, that's boxing though.
I mean, it's not, though, it'd be.
It's not, that's not boxing.
So the gloves are a little bit bigger.
It's like in the mixture.
In my hands, it's like this.
I don't know.
In boxing, they're gonna separate that.
You're not gonna be able to get underhooks and go to work.
Yeah.
And Frank, that he would have an advantage
by closing the disc and underhooks.
Oh, and then, and then dirty boxing inside or something? You know just controlling them like heavy on the Handlebuzz. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's a bummer, man. Matt got paid well too though.
So, you know, these guys are doing it for the payday.
Just weird, Triller.
Their whole thing is like going after the UFC,
and we put on a better production in the UFC.
It's like, you had fucking fat Joe commentating, dude.
I'm sorry.
He did, he was, he had a good,
and I love that Joe, but dude.
He talked about the rapper, I think.
Yeah, we're all set on him and his insights into fighting.
It's very strange.
Very strange dude.
That's really weird.
Hey, how about that Kevin Hart show though?
Oh my God, I'm glad you brought it up.
Bro, have you seen that new Kevin Hart show?
I don't know, the name of it.
Culture story.
We were locked in, you know.
So we got to the Airbnb, James.
Like, have you guys seen the Kevin Hart stuff?
And I was like, and I love Kevin.
I watch everything he does.
And I was like, no, I don't have any desire, dude.
It is the best work Kevin's ever done.
It is so intense.
Oh, so it's not funny.
There's nothing funny about this.
Nothing funny about this.
Was he sniped?
Is his place is brother, dude?
So it's basically Kevin playing himself, but his name's Kit kid in the show. He's the most famous comic on the planet
So you know, and then the people around him off see you know vying for money and stuff like that dude it takes so many dark turns
I was stressed out
How about say snipes he can he can he kills it he can do it
Did it interview was he did envy he goes I get these young kids know, like I'm a dramatic actor.
Oh yeah.
And he comes from New York, bro.
Yeah, and he said, and I'm a master at it.
Yes he is.
So I have to show these kids what's up.
Yes, he fucked it in.
Dude, he's so good in it.
Well, he's so good in Kevin's.
He killed his, he's so good.
I'm so glad Wesley Snipes is getting his day right now
because he was in jail.
He went through a lot of things.
Taxes, yeah.
He's a good person too.
Dude, but I'm telling Kevin, it's so fucking good.
And it's the best I've seen Kevin.
Oh, Kevin Hartley, I'm so like he gets better and better.
He's amazing.
And better, fucking insane.
So he's-
The show's so and so, the first one's like an hour
and then it's five, 30 minute parts.
Oh, so that was-
I had to turn it off because-
Did you get it? No, I had to turn it off. I should get no I have to turn off I get to episode four
Buzz a zombie up to three in the morning. Yeah, yeah, it's so intense. Who's his brother plays?
Was he sniped his brother? He's like a gangster. Yeah
Gangster like a he's like a hustler. He's a fucked up brother. Yeah, on the streets of Philly
He's a street. He's another dark
And he always needs money and it's just dude. I'm not gonna spoil it for you. It's it's so good
It's Netflix. Yeah, it's so fucking good Kevin crash is it dude
When we first started what's on the ass? Yeah, we were like oh shit
By the end you're like what the fuck so it's a dramatic. It's a drama. There's so many turns
So many fucking and it's true story because some of it is based on no
He said the only thing true is there's a scene at the beginning its outs
Oh, yeah with this white guy. They're sitting in first class
Recognizes Kevin Hart and Kevin Hart used to have a bit say in the N word and the white guys doing the bit say in the N word
Like Kevin's actual word Kevin securities like what the fuck? I the bit saying the N word like Kevin's like he's like actual word Kevin's security is like what the fuck I'm gonna beat the shit
I'm gonna be the word. He's like no, it's cool right Kevin's cool Kevin said that actually really happened in first class
Yeah, this white guy's like oh man started dropping his reference to the N word
He's like I gotta say ER you know say the a he's like you might ninja, you know and Kevin's like all right, dude
He said that part true
It's so fucking it that part's uncomfortable.
No, I was like, oh my god.
Yeah, you're like, you're not the guy who hate like people.
Well, I mean, there is this like cringe compilation
of like woke politicians and people like AOC trying,
like when they were addressing black crowds,
going, and ain't nothing wrong with that.
Oh no, for real start talking in like and I was like what are you doing here?
And you know how sometimes how about biting on
No, I mean I know what I'm saying. I'm like you sing song that shit
Bite on breakfast. Yeah, you ain't black. You ain't right. No, he said no
He said it if you if you don't vote for you ain't black. It's so kind of said you don't vote for me it's not like that fucking car
that's fucking when when when what the best the best is your girl the best your girl
Kamala Harris with that just he's small it shit what happened to the right going out
he's fucked so obviously he's fake don't just get famous still saying it within an hour of that
coming out without her knowing any of the facts. She was defendants and this is a real promenade culture.
No, yeah, no, of course, you know, this is a racist thing.
Everybody was.
Yeah, everybody posted pictures of him.
I have friends who really did.
I had skeptical Hippo eyes from.
Did they forget what happened?
Did they forget the story?
Well, they didn't know.
Oh, they just didn't know the story.
No, but then at the moment,
came out was like, all right, well, this isn't what we thought it was.
You know, like, back to.
So he got, so he got a certain amount of money for the negotiated At the month later, she came out and was like, all right, well, this isn't what we thought it was, you know, like, back to it.
So he got a certain amount of money
for the negotiated, certain amount of salary for empire
when he was doing the show.
And it wasn't to his specs.
It wasn't what he thought he deserved.
So what he did was he forged a letter to himself
with a racist and homophobic letter that then he wrote to himself that he had a dress
job.
Not that part.
I know that like this is a question about white, the service order.
How are subs?
So that we create sort of a thing.
And there you go.
You will die blood.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
That's what he did.
So now Matt, this is my favorite part to think of him.
Drong this.
Oh, yeah. Try it her in like casing it together.
Yeah.
And then the fact that they wrote mega.
Yeah, so he did that.
Obviously not that smart of a dude,
but also he wrote a check to the,
he'll tell him about that, you know that right.
Yeah.
Well, if there were two extras,
there were two extras,
these two nights you're in body,
oh no, no, no, no dude.
He obviously wanted to fuck them.
And he starts talking to them. And these two nights you're in body But he obviously wanted to fuck them and he starts talking to him and the these two extras
Basically he gets them to stage this attack. Oh, this is for white them a $3,500 check. Yeah, oh
Right them a $3,500, but then they squeal on the body. No. Oh, yeah
They're awesome. They're fucking awesome, but they squeal on him so fast
They're fucking awesome, but they screw on him so fast. They're like, hey, for 35, yeah.
When that cops, the cops like,
when the cops don't like, oh, no, he, he told us to be.
Oh, I'm sitting at a heartbeat.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, he's fucked, yeah?
You would think.
Well, he, oh, so, so legally, he only faced
a bunch of misdemeanors.
No, no, I'm saying career wise.
You can't have that guy in, so.
He's an asshole.
Because he's an asshole.
Look at his, his, their blind.
Oh, they're buying this.
He's been, they're buying it. And they got him buying the, remember the news? They're his, they're blind. Oh, they're blind. He's been in a blind shit.
And they got him by the,
remember the news?
They're like, they left a news behind.
They dragged me by the neck with the news.
The cops were like,
it doesn't look very worn, man.
I don't know.
It's not gonna, it's not good.
Oh, you try to say they dragged him by the news.
And his idiot's still going,
he's still going, if I would not have my mother's son,
if I could ever do that.
Like, dude, do you remember when want he's gonna get more in America?
Oh, he's asked
No, he kept the new song. He kept the cops come and the cops like got the letter and the body
It's just it doesn't make sense. Well cops
Detectives. Oh, they knew they said they knew right away. They know they see this. Oh, why could Chicago PD?
It's what they it's their job
It's like getting in the ring.
You think you're a fighter because you can you beat up on some people who you know, and then
you get in the ring with a professional and they go, I'm not to be you know, but but I do think
my back kick is sneaky. And then it bothered me when I threw a back kick, you you blocked it with
your name. It's not shit. Yeah. It's not shit. And I I always got it with shit. I did swore,
I really did because I used it a lot in tournaments did, Swarov, I really did, because I used it a lot in tournaments.
And then you went, I've seen that
because I did it professionally.
And you blocked it with your fucking knee.
And I go,
This is even worse than that.
Much worse than that.
Yeah, much worse than that.
Well, you talk about the guy who's been on the,
on the, on the force for 40 years.
They've seen everything.
Yeah, and they're like, well, this doesn't,
let me see the net.
He wrote, Mac, it, God damn it.
Did you ever hear the story? Yeah, it's like the story about the
And as a new dad yeah, not it doesn't line up, but mo I feel like most people online were like kind of like
All right, this seems a little well the well the woke warriors are like yeah, let's get this these culprits
Yeah, yeah, it's time about them time. I was just but the most norapi were like
I was reading about these theseives, this woman disappeared.
She was pregnant.
She disappeared.
And she had a friend that she worked with and her friends were nice.
And her friend was also pregnant.
And her friend gave birth to a baby.
And so the cops go to ask her a question, the detectives.
And they look at her, they take a look at her, and they hear a baby. They hear
the baby crying upstairs. And the cop immediately went, immediately, the detectives went, I don't think
she had a baby. I think what she did was pretend to have a baby and she killed this woman, cut the
baby out of a stomach. Oh, I saw that story. Now, I would never think that. I would never think
that because that's too insane and too far from us. He was 100% right. That is what she did. She befriended
this woman. She told her husband, she was pregnant. Her husband's at fucking 80. She's walked around
with like stuff in her stomach and then yeah. And then for nine months and then she killed the woman,
caught her belly open and took the baby. Okay. And now she had a baby. Because you can get away with
that. And the cops went recently. The cops last last week? They said can we see the baby?
And said and where'd you get birth? All right hospital you might if we call yeah, she shot herself
Yeah, right there. Yeah, she doesn't
Well, you know, I watch all that first 48 and all that that is fucking is you and I wouldn't think that no
I would never think that but when you watch people when they're in the interrogation room
and the cops sit down,
literally the best in the world interrogating, dude.
Like this one girl,
she was obsessed with her boyfriend.
He broke up with her, moved on with a new girl who's a dying piece.
She was a dental assistant.
He moved on to this girl who's an actual dentist and gorgeous.
And she was just harassing him, right?
harassing him and he has proof of stuff like that.
Well, this girl gets shot.
And we get shot.
And so the dentist did.
The dentist did.
His girl.
They were supposed to go to Mexico and the day before they leave, she gets murdered in
like a mall parking lot.
So the cops go, okay, and you're past girlfriend, she can't just kind of obsessed with me.
And he was, okay, we'll bring her in.
Bring her in, she's like, I didn't know the lady.
Like, you don't know the lady, okay.
And she's real talkative.
And so he's interrogating her.
And he's like, give me a break.
He goes out to talk to the camera.
And she's like, she 100% is involved.
And she hired this kill.
He goes, because I've been doing this for 30 years.
Most people, when they don't know, they don't really talk.
Like they're shook.
They're in, you know, even if they didn't do anything,
they feel guilty, they're nervous.
This girl's not nervous.
She's talking way too much.
And he goes back in.
And he's like, just paint.
He goes, think of from my side of you.
He goes, the only connection to this
because the person who shot him was connected to her.
She knew him. She goes, so the person who shot him was connected to her. She knew him.
So the only only personal word who's connected to a the boyfriend, be the girl who's murdered
and three the shooter is you. Do you not find that weird and any facet and eventually so
they couldn't book her then. They're like, we're just going to build a case and fuck
her over. She fled to Mexico, got away. Oh, no. Yeah, let him Mexico. Wow, but when they interrogate him
It's like oh, they they know they'll get you you just can't I mean if you did do it
You can't talk so wait let's take away from all this for 48 you cannot but you go I want even if you're not guilty
You go I want my life you don't commit murder on on a regular basis
So if you're gonna do something like that
They're gonna it's not your arena. It's not your arena. And they've seen someone who's come in,
murdered in the way they act.
And she was all like,
Jolly and give them all the info.
She said, come, I got this is terrible.
Like, giving all these facts.
Fuckin' yeah.
Wait, why couldn't they book her right to the there?
Didn't have enough to.
Didn't have enough to.
You know what my friends said?
I think I told you this before,
my friends said, and you know,
this my liability is that I've always,
I've just, I just see the best in people.
Yeah. The problem is that you can always, I've just, I just see the best in people. Yeah.
The problem is that you can collect a lot of idiots and sometimes you can collect some
bad eggs.
And my friend who makes his living by loaning money to people who are either worth it or
not, he just can read human behavior.
That's why he has so much money and he's really good.
He said to me, he said, I said, he's a good guy and he goes, he's not a good guy, Brian.
You just like him and you like everybody.
And because you see the best in people, they show you their best side.
That's a big lie.
You don't see anything else.
You're now your great friends, you're bringing them into the group and all of us go,
that guy's a fucking asshole.
He's approximating a good guy.
And I don't see that.
That's, or you how like people would say always
They talk about government leaders being you know corrupt or stuff. I don't I'm always miss
I've always
I'm always like you would never do that. Why would you do that? You want to? Yeah, I don't think like a criminal
I just don't yeah, yeah, and I think sometimes that can be a big liability
I've ring this article on I've broken his way way way better like you'll read
Read oh that motherfucker can that motherfucker just goes he can I've seen it. It's a trait. Yeah, he's he's I've never seen
But he can go like this. He can see the guy the guy says two words. I'm not joking you've been there
Yeah, and he goes that that guy's that guy I don't go. He's a bad guy. He gets away from him. Yeah
This one guy started talking and he lets the guy know who go no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Okay, and the guy talked a little more on Jogos like this. He goes holy fuck what a bullshit article. Oh shit. You're a bull. He said it right there. Oh my god. You are such a bullshit
artist. Yeah, he's not. It was so awkward. And the guy turned out to be a bull shit.
Peace shit. I was reading this article. I think it was on New York post. One of those might
have been I forget what it was on. Maybe apple news. This is how people are late all the time.
They're saying that it's not actually obviously it sucks if you work with a person, but they're
saying that it's a you can track it up to they always see the best in people and they're
always optimistic.
Like, oh, I have 15 minutes.
I can make him 50 minutes when they can't.
That's what I mean.
But in their head, they're like, I can do this.
Remember?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember.
So that's a, that's a, is that right?
Yeah, they go hand in hand.
Yeah, they're saying people are late, like,
obviously there's some complete dead cats who are just
disrespect people's time.
Yeah, but I would always say, like,
what Dub says, you're so optimistic with time.
Yeah, they're saying they have an optimistic look on life in general.
People are like, they're nice people, but they're late all the time.
They're optimistic.
They're like, I get 20 minutes,
dude, I can run the store, I can do this.
And most regular people are like,
thank you for your time.
That's what I always do.
I don't do it anymore, I can do it.
Yeah, they say it's an optimistic trait.
That's so interesting.
Yeah, and that way it makes the hands with you.
That's so fucking weird.
It's kind of like a false reality type thing. Dude, they just think like,
I go back and I'm a little bit like that.
Yeah.
But, wow.
Dude, can I be honest with you?
I like, I go back in my life and I think about what I would do
differently if I was 20 again.
And I would just be way more of a dick.
I feel like I had a time machine.
I just be way more of a dick.
I just be way more suspicious of people.
I just wouldn't be. I don't know if you would need to be a dick. But what would happen? You wouldn't be a dick. You just be way more of a dick. I just be way more suspicious of people. I just wouldn't be. I don't know if you need to be a dick. But what would happen? You wouldn't be a dick. You just
went waste your time. You have to be a dick. I'd be way more. I'd be way more. I'd be a dick.
Yeah. I'd be I'd be actually way more. You're a teacher. I'd be like, let me see. I think what I
would do is I go, are you are you successful in any facet of your life? And if not, I'm probably.
Even if they're not, there might be potential there But you just wouldn't wait yeah, someone's like someone's like what I know would I be able to do that?
That's the question. Yeah, why not because I like people you like people even if you had a time machine
I don't know what is it about people I
Just like people I just I just see the best in people maybe because I I
Think life is hard and if people are not doing well, it breaks my heart.
I don't, I don't, I see people who fell through the cracks.
I'm optimistic enough to believe in their way out.
They're gonna get out from there.
Cause I always see them, yeah, I've always been that way.
I don't know, I'm fucking,
I was Thanksgiving.
He was great, man.
I was with my cousins who were all awesome
and my aunt and uncle.
And they cooked 33 people in Connecticut.
Yeah, that's a lot of people.
They're all great.
How was your, how was your Thanksgiving cat?
It was good.
It was my mom.
My mom, my, yeah, my mom, my sibling, Stevie and I.
And we had ordered a bunch of food from Bristol farms.
It was really fucking good.
I didn't realize Bristol farms made a good, like they
just being spread.
It was really good.
Yeah. And then I went to cut a Christmas tree like Thanksgiving spread. It was really good. Yeah.
And then I went to cut a Christmas tree yesterday with Stevie.
Yes, all that.
What do you think?
You went to a Christmas tree farm.
And then we,
Oh, and you have to cut it down?
Yeah, because I had never done this.
This is something he did a lot, yes.
The Stevie and the lumberjack.
You're so good for Stevie.
I love you guys.
Paul Bungie, I love you guys together.
I'm serious.
So he's domestic. So you you guys. Paul Bungie. I love you guys to go. Thanks.
I'm serious.
So he's domestic.
So you got to cut it.
He's the best at lumberjack.
Yes, so.
That's what I'm going to do.
So when we went, they only have like four, five foot trees available to cut down.
I guess the rush came in right after Thanksgiving by the time we went.
So we cut down a four foot tree just to say we cut down a tree and then we picked out
one of their pre-cut trees.
But yeah, Stevie went dressed as Paul Bunyan.
And we had a great time.
We brought butter down.
And then do they provide souls in ships?
Yeah, they had a really rusty saw though.
So it takes forever for you to cut.
It takes like a legit steam bin by hand.
Yeah, they don't have chainsaws.
They do, they don't give it to everybody though.
Yeah, I wouldn't.
One of the fun is that you're like really good at it.
You're working for the goddamn tree.
Yeah.
So the real trees are a beast, man.
Then the pine needles fall everywhere. They smell nice.
A bunch of bugs are in it too.
So you gotta raid them down when they get into the house.
You get a tree.
You get a tree into my axe, my axe.
She would be in the hospital.
She in 50, but she can't read. To pine trees? to get to pine trees that's a bitch I love the smell of it
yeah you do smell nice to stay these not so nice if you're in the wilderness and
you're starving pine nuts get yourself some pine cones you find some nuts
yeah are those some like really expensive nuts they are they're also birds
usually are gonna beat you to it Yeah, they're a little words.
Yeah, fucking birds.
Jim, what did you do for Thanksgiving?
Me and my girl and some of parents house had dinner there.
What kind of dinner?
We had dinner. It's actually got like a lunch.
It was basically all the good stuff
that American Thanksgiving has, but with some kimchi,
some other, you know, rice.
You know, some cream stuff.
And then went to Vegas right after that.
For one night, me and my girl and my friend Peter,
we got some stuff.
It's over there.
Somalini.
Yeah, we can't, and that's for me.
That's for you.
I don't know where you're gonna do it at,
but that's like legit stuff.
Really?
And your kids are probably freaking go crazy over there.
I don't think you do that in your area.
I don't think you can either,
so you gotta figure out that.
Fire has.
I remember you asked me for this before,
so I was like, I'm there. It's not like the black catch it.
It's on the real deal. Holy feel. That's a real deal. It's like you some M90s. No, no. M80s.
No, these are what's in the box. No, there's M90s too. And there's and there's M100s. Is that true?
Yeah, they go up. M100s like half a stick of dynamite. Can I bring one over here? Yeah.
I don't think you can get in trouble, Jen.
They sell it in Vegas?
Yeah, we're not gonna launch these anywhere.
We just got them for fun.
I'm just just for a little bit.
Yeah, just for fun.
This will not be a California gender reveal.
Oh, those are like the real deal.
Yeah, but that box right there is the crazy one.
Get, grab that box.
Where'd you get this stuff?
Somewhere like the Disney World.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That box has a multiple ones and you light it and it jows.
I guess I'll save for a full four.
It looked like Disneyland.
This should blow up sometimes.
Yeah, so that's why we're not going to block this.
That box has one fuse or it's multiple in there.
Multiple.
But it's just for looks, for the studio.
Can't do it.
Hey!
Oh no! How's it going to blow you up?
We ain't got no lighters.
God, you're a giant pussy.
Oh my God.
There's no light in here.
No fire in here.
You're like a fucking plain seat on the way here.
You giant pussy.
I think it's going to be a cold,
studially fusing in the pop off.
I don't like fucking giant pussies. You never played with fireworks as a pop-up. I don't like fucking giant pulsics.
You never played with fireworks as a kid?
Nah, I don't like that exposure shit.
Really?
Nah, I don't like it.
No, no, no.
Don't make fun of me.
Have you ever heard of it?
Look at me, I'm sensitive.
Huh?
You lie to me, you don't know what I mean.
How much did you spend to, the whole get up?
It's around the hundred-ish area.
Oh, that's not bad.
Yeah, not bad.
But you had to pick up stuff for your friend? Yeah.
Well, you get ton- what's he doing with it?
No, it's my girlfriend's sister.
She- remember she always has all those crazy
fourth-age July parties?
Yeah, we're long ways from fourth-age July.
But no, Black Friday, that's the whole reason.
Only do you like discounts?
Yeah, because-
Did you do any shopping on Black Friday?
You would do it some, right?
No.
No, we were traveling.
Why don't we?
There were lines in New York City out the fucking store
just everywhere you went.
Dude, I told my fucking girl, right?
So there's been those thieves in Northern California.
They hit Southern California.
I fucking told her.
I said, I would bet, this is a true story.
I said, I would bet my bottom dollar, the Nordstroms that we go to after Panga is the
next one.
She was, no, I went, I went, it's too easy access
right to the highway.
Why wouldn't they do that?
It's right there.
She was, no, no, no.
She takes, she doesn't listen to me.
I'm in Seattle.
Takes the kids to the fucking Nordstroms.
Three hours later, those fucking criminals headed up.
I mean, granted she was gone.
Did you get in trouble?
When you have a,
No, they get in trouble.
No, they get in trouble.
No, they get in trouble.
They're just like, no, no.
Now in San Francisco, he goes, now they're gonna. No, they get turning. They're just like, no, now in San Francisco,
he goes, now they're gonna be arrests, but finally.
Well, no, they fucked up because they robbed a Home Depot
and one of them had a gun.
And the Home Depot security,
a little different,
north from shot, I mean, killed them.
I didn't know that because they were robbing,
they were smart, they're doing it without guns to start.
Right.
They got about to hammer some such.
Yeah, whatever.
But when you bring guns, you talk about different.
So, so the guy put a gun, the guy shot.
They brought guns to the Home Depot
and they got shot and killed.
Where was this?
I forget.
In the shot?
In LA?
Bring that up, Jen.
Looters in the Home Depot get shot.
Oh.
But when you bring guns, you talk about different animals.
No matter what state you're in,
you're gonna have to.
Everybody else, you need to get shot.
Home Depot.
I think anybody has shot, Bella.
No, someone got shot and died.
Typing the looters get shot.
Yeah, I didn't, my kids went to the LA Auto show.
I didn't want them to go into that.
Well, you said,
the leader's getting shot by the nuts.
They're,
ransacking for sure.
No, one got shot and Tony.
Yeah, well,
yeah, it's, it's crazy, man.
Oh, they're,
California security guard shot dead. Oh, that's right. That's
what he got shot, but that actually helps the cause
because once they they know they have guns, they're
talking about different level of security and somebody that
horrible. Yeah. Group of eight robbers stole
hammers crowbars, other tools, so I'm about $400. I guess
that's worth it for 400. Clunaon and Nortzums. Terrible.
There you go.
It's a group of five suspects.
Still 25,000 expensive persons from Nortz store in Westfield, Tapanga.
That's my store.
Dude, do you see that?
Let's see.
New sum tells, California mayors to step up after a mob.
There you go, dumbass.
Did you see Home, you gotta go dumbass.
Did you see Homeboy getting robbed in off Melrose?
You sitting down with his girl,
just two comes up with a gun.
Must be, he just walks up.
I thought that was Sherman Oats.
Oh yeah, took you to Tommy's watch,
that you talking about that one.
That was the gun, take you close.
Oh, it's a guy, just some guy.
No, I don't know.
Because he's also in Melrose when they got out of the car and the dude they tried robbing
He just went bang and just shot him. You saw that that was crazy man. He saw him coming. He just goes
Oh, really yeah, it's talking to people we played that
There's a lot of pulls up and he goes all right
Getting dangerous after man. Well, I feel better with a gun
But different the police what do you go everybody?
Criminals
Show up assholes just like the minute you have a less police presence, but why would you an idea what happens in a
World yeah, why wouldn't yeah, why would you like oh? There's not as many cops and be fun like I think about if you're a criminal
You're like oh yeah, yeah, fuck they they yeah why would if you're like oh there's not as many cops and be like think about if you're a criminal You're like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck they they're all waiting. They're like
They just go but my favorite part is those people that make those choices the politicians their house are surrounded by
Security, oh, you think they don't deal with it because they don't they don't everyone else suffers
Everyone else living those areas when they
ACLU comes along says you're not allowed to have any kind of search or seizures of locker room, when these kids are getting shot,
your kids don't go to that school.
You don't even drive through that neighborhood.
You fucking, you know.
But all these politicians want to fund the police,
but then they have armed security at their house.
How does that drive?
How does that make you mean?
And you mean it's blows,
he doesn't live in the neighborhood
that are affected by crime?
Yeah.
It's not good.
Well, I mean, it's such a political liability.
You know, George Soros helps fund these fucking crazy
left-wing district attorneys who say that bail is racist.
So you get a guy out who just ran his girlfriend
over shot or I guess the puncher in the face
and ran her over and then he's out on the phone.
He got out and then half the person with a machete.
I mean, see that?
No. Yeah. No, that's the same thing. How the fuck does that make the person with a machete. I mean, see that? No.
Yeah.
No, that's the same thing.
How the fuck does that make any fucking sense?
It doesn't, but we've gone through this.
We'll see what happens.
We've gone through this so often in this country.
Like in the 70s, it's like he goes soft on crime,
shit gets really bad.
And you get hard on crime.
It's pendulum either swings one way or the other.
And it's like, come on man.
Was Trump said, anything woke turns to shit, you know?
He has some weird quotes, but he's right about that one.
Yeah, anything woke touches turns to shit.
So he's just so pulled around.
I just, I think it's like, yeah, I agree, dude,
but can you say the different way?
I think all of us, whether you're woke,
if you're from Magistan, woke film, all of us know you have to admit that the news is telling you something that is not what you're seeing in your everyday life.
Like this, your cell disaster and fear porn, and for the rest of us we're like, I'm trying to get to work and I don't see this right here, I don't see it this crazy. I need to find the truth somewhere.
Right now it's Rogan's podcast.
For the most part, especially with Jocco,
what's Jocco?
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
I was so good.
I would vote for Jocco for President right now.
Yeah.
He's the best.
Sensible guy.
Yeah.
Sensible man.
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So this happened very abruptly.
Virgil Abo actually passed away yesterday
because of a very rare form of cancer.
He was battling with very privately for the last two years.
Nobody knew that.
Yeah, nobody knew besides his family.
My friend died of this.
It's terrible, yet it worked fast.
Virgil is such a pioneer, but it's such a shame.
He's such a pioneer.
So Virgil's interesting.
So him and Kanye met, they both had internships.
They're both interns at this big fashion house.
So him and Kanye, I think it was two on 19,
two on 18 maybe, maybe even before that.
But him and Kanye were both interns at this fashion house.
Him and Kanye kicked it off and they got it together well.
He started being the head of creative for Kanye
and then obviously started his own branch of off-white.
And he was a pioneer and trailblazer
because with off-white what he did for street gear,
street fashion is with street fashion.
So he's been kind of like shitty gear,
like not the best of quality. So he's been kind of like shitty gear, like not the best of quality.
So he's like, no, there's definitely quality
in street gear, street fashion.
So he made street fashion like high end,
like really dope street fashion,
really good quality stuff.
That's where off-white came into play.
And then he became the first African American ever
to head, well, at any big fashion.
So he's the head of creative for Louis Vuitton.
Yeah, he was clearly really talented.
I thought about it, because I know you, you were a lot of your own.
He designed these shoes.
That's off-white?
Yeah, I'll wear off-white to be different.
So what, what, what, don't just, when you see off-white as a guy's in the fashion, what
was it about that brand that got your attention?
Again, his, his, his, his,
It's like changed, changed change the game didn't it?
Well, you with street fashion because he had street fashion was always kind of like shitty like run down stuff
We made a high end like cool stuff like even like these are just normal dunks
But then like you know putting the cord on them and his riding and stuff. You just made it cool, man
Yeah, it made super cool yet such a shame
I'm sorry somebody that talented and and what, I don't know anything about fashion,
but like when you realize how many people are trying
to break into a field like that, right?
You know what I watched recently?
It was Hustle and Flow that when they're looking
for the next rapper, I know it's 10 years old,
but you know, I hadn't seen it.
Cardi B's hilarious, isn't it?
Cardi B?
She's not in it.
That's taraji.
Fuck you, man.
Cardi B was a, Cardi B was a,
Cardi B was a,
Shustle and Flow?
Shustle. No, no, no, no, no, the TV show where they're where they're oh
Okay, I love to rock it was that Netflix show where the rappers
Oh
So they're oh yeah, oh yeah with them
So you got to you fucking hey white people
So you got to fucking hey white people I hate white people
Well, I the way I hate white people
The spooly was that you get these rappers who are just fucking dying to do it
And you know what it reminded me of is like they come up they do their rap so much like stand up
Like I can watch you do a set for five minutes or three minutes two minutes
And I'm like well, I know I know your influences are I know if you're good or not
I know if you're ready or not and it's the the same thing with rap. It's like you're obviously really derivative.
And then once in a while somebody come along
and just be real real real real real.
Yeah, game changer, yeah, so different.
But it's the same thing with like off weight.
Like a guy like that who does fashion.
Like in this insane business,
he finds just a way to be different.
And that's just such a unique fucking guy man.
It's such a shame.
Such a bummer.
And the diet 41, like what my buddy died.
My buddy died in his 30s at that. And he was just getting started. And remember the influence
that all of Kanye's click has had like Don C. Virgil, him like monsters man, monsters,
monsters. The bummer too is, you know, Virgil also did all the creative for what's the
Jay Z. Kanye album, the Throne?
Oh, it was Throne.
Yep, he did all the creative for that.
Like he's helped, he was the head creative director
of Donda, he's such a monster man.
But there was like, their whole pack, Don C.
And Chicago, everyone's from Chicago.
Don C. Kanye, such a shame.
Now the off-white shoes are through the fucking roof.
Yeah. Oh, dude, through the roof. I mean, they shoes are through the fucking roof. Yeah, dude
Through the roof. I mean they were already through the roof. Oh, yeah, but now it's now yeah, yeah more
It's so sad, Ben
And the bummer to is in Kanye talked about this he had a lot of jealousy of Virgil because he want to be the head creative director
Louis Vuitton and he got it so I didn't know Kanye was was has always been in the fashion
No, it's yeah big time. No, it's like that was like his thing when he first came on a the louveton and he got it so i didn't know kaniyar was was has always been in the fashion
now it's yeah big time that was like that was like his thing when he first came
on a
everybody
ping-polo yeah yeah
also so he but but music obviously was a thing but he was just as much into fashion
then yeah i think so yeah ever since he came onto the scene yeah change the game
he's always been known for his fashion
oh yeah his whole crew virtual don't see him the rush
that look good to the where he's got the brown, uh, no, right
down there. That was like one of his early, yeah, that was like a iconic look.
Yeah. Cause no one ever like really,
prepping. Especially in rap. No one really dressed like that.
Hmm. So he really like changed. I remember that.
That's what he said. He was doing that what he was doing that that that spoke and worth.
Yeah, the Dutch.
I'm poetry.
Yeah, I like that thing.
Yeah, such a bummer, man.
Look at him with his with his back track on us.
So interesting.
Yeah, he always were one of those back place.
Was it always Gucci?
He didn't mix that's coach.
I think is that coach that one's good to coach. I can't tell
From that is that from calls
Kenneth Cobra is that from calls?
He doesn't know but coach hey
Really the hardest somebody no no no no
That Steve Madden
Kanye's not wearing coach
Yeah, it's such a fucking chance.
Yeah, man.
All right.
On Saturday, a man was discovered as a stowaway in the compartment where the wheels of a plane
go in and out.
Did he just let us in?
He actually snuck on to the plane from Guatemala and it landed in Miami. He somehow made it.
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to give that guy fucking citizenship
helps the home you know
it's only 26 year old
yeah he's a young guy
damn
at this point he has to either
apply for asylum
which then he may be able to stay in the state
if he does not apply to asylum
American Airlines
actually has to fly him back to Guadalupe
no that's an ambitious mother fucker I know I mean it all this way if he does not apply to asylum american airlines actually has to fly him back to guatting
that's an ambitious mother
i know i mean it all this way
uh... yeah
uh... get up in there what about that
that's a lot of unknown right now there's an investigation because this
absolutely dot of that happened
i'll adopt that motherfucker come on
you're going to
now you know i can do you know i got a lot of
it's not that why you say that You're going to... No, you're not going to do shit. You're not going to adopt a guy. You're not going to do shit.
Especially not about you.
Why do you even say that?
You probably watching you get his ocean.
We have room here at thick boys studios, give him a room.
We don't.
There are these stuff.
Night.
But I think they should let him in.
Yeah, let him in.
But you ain't adopted him.
No.
I mean, I get mad at you.
What about us?
Was he okay?
Yeah, he was okay.
That's the miraculous thing.
They actually had a medic on standby when he landed.
Cause I guess they found out that he was there during the flight.
So people were waiting for him when they landed in a house.
I saw his yet.
They made sure that he was okay
and then took him to the hospital.
He was fine.
What's bad is.
Yeah.
I mean, come on man.
Dude, think how bad your situation must be to fucking leave.
Right, it's fucking leave.
How about that?
That's a guy who's stopping him. That's what he is. He'll stop leave. That's where he was hiding. Oh my god. I've got a lot of men. Please let him in. I'm not going to, but let him in. He might
be running from gangs or something. Who knows. I'm gonna give him the money. You are? Be funny if you just get it.
Be funny if he's a gang member.
Yeah.
Let's get, Jen.
Here we go.
Do you guys know who Casey Neistat is?
The YouTuber now.
Yes, very, very popular YouTuber.
Huge.
He actually tweeted over the weekend saying that he was in LA
and the car that he was driving l.a. and the car
that he was driving up broken into a lot of his stuff was stolen he then blasted l.a. for
being a shit hole of a city he thanked the l.a. p.d. for recovering his stuff and finding
the person who broke into his car Seth broken found this and said that it has nothing to
do with l.a. and everything to do with him leaving his shit in his car.
said you're not it's lovely here. Don't leave anything.
Valbant's called living a big city. Yeah.
And I guess after that, he got some backlash from Casey Neissat fans,
but he got lit up just in general.
Who did Seth Rogan? Seth Rogan.
He's fucking dumbass.
He's a bit of a, he then goes on to these funny,
such a soy boy.
Well, something that's really important that realized,
and I got this from Rogan's podcast with Tristan Harris is that a lot of this stuff on
On Twitter is is troll farms. Yeah, so so they do this on purpose
They so a lot of the shit you're talking to some of these DMs are not even real people, but this is real
This is actually this one yes, I mean, you know, it's like a fuck off
Seth Rogan yeah, people like dude how pretty is it for guy a kid get this fucking car broken to you like add deal with big city
Fuck fuck out of here man. Yeah, yeah, it is a shit hole and it is crime riddled and go fuck yourself. I crazy shit
It's also it's also a level Seth Rogan speaking about this in his mansion in Bel air. That's where it gets dicey
Yeah, you think got it. Okay, he does also refer to like him being broken getting his car
Broken into 20 times within his time in LA. He's saying it's not that big of a deal
It happened to say you have a lot of it and you've been and by the way, I'm sorry
I'm also here for two months and get rid of his famous by sucking off
Like a jet out right he's been famous for and he's not that good. I'm sorry
I think what's wrong with you? I don't think he's down. I don't think he's okay. He's okay. He's
all right. I like him. I think he's all right. I like Seth Rogen. Yeah, I think he's all right.
I don't like he's becoming like such a woke bitch, but I guess I don't know much about him because
I'm like, oh, I didn't think he was like he's got he's very chubby and he plays that beta male
very well. And that's fine. And I'm sure he's he's bad guy. In fact, I happen to know, maybe I'm speaking out of turn,
but I happen to know that the money he made off
of running is very expensive apartment in Vancouver.
He would use that money for charity.
He's not a bad guy.
This is not Seth Rolken, not a bad guy,
but he's just a little out of touch.
A little bit out of touch.
This shows that.
Yeah.
Well, that's like Casey Neesta. He can probably afford.
Casey Nesta is doing very well. He's fine. Yeah, they're both rich. Oh, so we're talking about
two ballers. Yeah, this is just two rich guys, aren't you? Yeah. I can't
why he's upset about saying stuff about L.A. though, right? No, why did why did Seth
Rogan have to do? We will always try to sit on it. No, it's because he, I don't know why,
because he gave, got an appreciation to the LAPD.
That's why.
I mean, that's where it gets political.
Oh, he said he had appreciation.
Yeah, yeah.
This is where it gets political.
It's just, you know, it's more,
well, even what's that Shepherd's girl's name?
Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell took a picture with that.
Oh, yeah, the sheriff, I like that sheriff.
The sheriff's and people just litter up for it. What a surprise
It says so so can I ask they litter why why is it that the more woke you are the more into masks and and against the police
You are and also why is it that you usually don't live in a neighborhood?
That is rid of a crime you wouldn't drive through the neighborhoods. You're talking about much less. Let's know they
Fuck it never so you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it does become political.
It's like, they're so out of touch.
I'm Seth Rogan.
It's like, do you just fucking do your job and shut the fuck up.
Yeah, and by the way, you just dribble and shut the fuck up.
Yeah, and then I'm taking pictures with cops from now on.
I'm just gonna plaster it all over my fucking.
Like she got lit up for that.
She got lit up for it, taking a picture with like,
with the entire...
Well, that particular station has had some issues.
Okay.
They had like that group that was like going after people,
but the rampart division.
I forget what division was.
Long time ago, I was like,
I'm not talking to look it up.
I'm not talking to crazy shit.
You're still trying to differentiate Gucci and coach, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
And by the way, even this backlash might be fucking trolls.
Mm.
I'm telling you man.
Cause the way what happened?
I have to.
You're giving the trolls too much credit, B.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
I think it's awesome.
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cost taxpayers, tens of millions of dollars in legal
piaz.
Okay, is it very similar?
How many years ago said this sucks so much?
Get out of here, fuck yourself.
Okay, you go fucking be a cop.
Yeah, go be a cop.
No, we're tough for you.
Yeah.
Fuck it out of here.
This is a bad place.
This is a bad place.
It's laying here. They're referring to the show she's on.
It's called the good place.
Well, one of you famous whites
that know Chris Miley's handle this.
What does that say?
It starts.
Well, one of you famous whites
that know Chris Miley's handle this.
You're just a dumb dumb shut up.
Yes, he runs whites.
Keeps growing down.
They'll bring up their accusations.
Video shows Debbie Slay
and Mike has student to the ground.
I keep going.
Okay.
Nine Lushley Juneteenthed it. I have a bunch of idiots. A bunch of wild idiots.
That's hilarious. That's exhausting. Oh my god. Can you imagine living like that?
is exhausting now i got you match in like that
so in other news mathim mcconnor hey came out in a twitter video and said that
he will not be running for governor of texas
weird he was favorite to be out here was
that's why he made a video he said maybe in the future but as of right now i'm
not ready for a republican that we don't know he never declared
i think it's republican but you we never know but we never know. But we never know, you're right.
You smart. He never declared, like, let me know what's
I need to tell you.
He never told you if he was four vaccines again,
it like none of it.
He's a reasonable guy, that's what he sounds like.
Yeah.
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He's old Jerry, too.
Yeah, like his parents have sex in front of him and shit.
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Very small town in Texas.
For years.
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I've been working on the answer to the question
of how I can be most useful in this life going forward.
Useful to myself.
Useful to my life.
All right, I don't care.
He's a little too, he's just too likable.
He's such an actor.
Sometimes I just, you just felt it right there, huh?
I'm just kidding.
The first three sins.
When he's sitting there talking about,
he's two flats and seven. And I'm like, watch him. And he's like, he's since he's just he loves being awesome around the regular folk like at the same time
After you detect if you can do no wrong in my book
Yeah, you were like yeah, you were all excited. You're like yeah, let's play this Yeah, Seth Rogan met me kind of like it's all good. I like them Brian
You've been acting a little different since the rock thing. Yeah, that hurts your feelings
Friends back on it's bullshit man. You look just younger than the rock. I'm a friend, right? Thanks guys
Let's keep with his friends, you know
I was like
Those are probably Russian bots. Yeah, Russian bots. Let's get you this right here
Sentence to death
You can't watch Greek game. Yeah, and then some student was sharing USB drive with his friends with the movie on it
Or the the series on it and he's gonna have life in person
Yeah, yeah drive with his friends with the movie on it or the the series on it and he's gonna have life in person. Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Monarchy. All right, Brian. Jesus. No, there's not much in there. Oh, I was like,
fuck. God, just off watching squid games. Not that. No, sneaking it in. The guy snuck it in,
but the kid the student was able to get it and then send it
It was in basically a commentary on North Korea is that the idea they don't like it because why because it's coming from South Korea
Yeah
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I felt it with the call that kind of country, but if they call it a certain kind of country like you know a terrible country
I'm sure you're gonna sell their coats
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Yeah, we don't want to get in there.
I know.
But yeah, so there's a bunch of.
We have the Moo, the big Moo variant.
We have that.
Moo, you remember?
There was the big thing.
There was a lot of stuff back down with the MU.
What?
Yeah, it's gone now, isn't it?
Weird.
I mean, yeah.
Which, and I have one.
No, no, hopefully, they know they realize it. This is all
Also, I don't know how much I could show this but remember mr. Beast did the squid game. Oh shit look how
Look how crazy this thing is
He did a really good job on this the set. Yeah, how did I not get an invite to this?
So it played red light green light here and it was a paypal and no, no, they have like little you know not gonna invite to this. So they'll play Red Light Green Light here.
And it was a paintball?
And?
No, no, they have like little, you know,
safe explosive devices on their stomachs.
Oh, if you keep moving.
So if they mess up.
Probably something someone to light your touch.
What's going on?
So that's one game.
Bars.
I love it.
Why did?
It's just insane.
He really did recreate all this stuff. I do the whole thing. Yeah, look at that the place where they slept
Didn't way die and this look at this. Oh
Crazy. They made this thing. Holy shit dude. I am so about it. He did the guy
Yeah, and it's already at over a hundred million views. They have the outfits everything. Yeah, he's making his money back
Oh, yeah Did you do the glass one? It's already at over a hundred million views. And they have the outfits and everything. Yeah, he's making his money back. Oh yeah.
Did you do the glass one?
They did. Do what they walk across.
Oh wow.
And this, the Marbles one, looks just like it's you.
Holy shit dude.
It was a hard like a real time.
I know he's spent a ton of money on this.
He spent two million on this I believe.
Yeah, so it was legit.
Nobody died though. Nobody died. Oh, they do do legit. Nobody died though.
Nobody died.
Oh, they do do it.
Look at.
If you go out, take the next one.
Just the attention to details, insane.
It's nuts.
Yeah.
Oh, how about that?
Yeah.
That is fucking amazing.
I guarantee this is going to be a game that you, they're probably going to have a Squid
Games fucking.
Like the way Jeff has the tempest thing, they'd be a fucking great way to make make money Just have squid games as for parties for your kids and stuff play all those games. I fucking make a lot of money
I think that's fucking a big old my kid. Yeah, I don't like kid dogs like
I do that I do that I get good. Yeah, yeah, no you wouldn't yeah
I don't think it's like a booming business.
He sets Rogan.
Yeah, that's great.
And he created it.
Why don't you go watch the Seth Rogan movie?
What the fuck?
What was it?
Yeah, so what was the funny one, man?
Yeah, so really good bang.
Super bad.
Funny people.
Adam Savo.
Oh, it's great.
That was a good one.
Yeah, he's Adam Savo is open.
Knocked up.
Lion King. The voice of a boy He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy
He's a voice of a boy He's a voice of a boy We're in a fight, but if to make me laugh like entertainment crack enough. Yeah
Yeah, so I guess
Where was this at this is
Yorkshire yeah, there's I guess there was a blizzard that happened they were stuck in this pub and
With an oasis cover band. What's a punter? I don't know what a... You'd love it, huh? Oh, I would love it in a heartbeat.
Look at that.
Look at sleep there.
They were stuck in a bus and they slept there.
All this stuff.
Yeah, but they said with the COVID variant,
I'm sure they don't want to leave.
But they think,
they start doing,
it sounds like a nightmare.
No, it doesn't.
It's how it's worth the start.
Hey, rise up, cowboy slabs. Yeah, I think that's your song. I would, you know what I Hey, right so come with laughs
Your song
I would die I would die oh
You know what I'm gonna try to get my way out. You know what I'm gonna do is if you go we go blizzard all right
Layer up layer up. Yeah, we're gonna leave the fuck out you gonna leave layer up when you're assuming that band is set there and play
They're like fuck this we don't be here want to I want to go up and fucking just did
acoustics.
L.A. page. Wait. The L.A. page. Yeah, I thought this was interesting.
Yeah. Yeah.
What happened?
So, you know, L.A. page has transitioned or is transitioning to an L.A.
And then he posted this.
Good for him. Yeah.
Interesting thing was, you know, same nipples. And then he posted this. Good for him. Yeah.
Interesting thing was, you know, same nipples. When you're a girl, I can't do that, but now you can do it.
It is so strange with this technology.
Did he have bottom surgery?
I don't know about that.
Well, you have to enlarge the clitoris with hormones.
Wow, that's crazy.
That is not.
She was so cute. Yeah, and the first one came out. Yeah, that's crazy. That is not. She was so cute.
By the way, the first one came out.
Yeah, do you know?
Oh, I love you.
I mean, this is generally just a cute thing.
But okay.
I wonder what happens to her career or not, or his career or not.
She's probably still killing it, or he.
I don't think so.
Really?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, what has she been in, Chappelle?
Yeah.
You watch.
And Brillow Academy?
Brillow, yeah, Brillow Academy Academy But I look yeah, brother
But she played a one he played himself in that I don't know. I think this was pre-transition
I just, yep. I don't buy it.
No, I mean, I do.
It's interesting.
Where she's jacked.
Good body.
Yeah.
What is this?
I'm just seeing if he has a penis.
I'm just looking it up.
The information probably is an outfit.
Yeah.
I mean, it's really hard to make a penis out of a clitoris,
actually.
It'll be kind of small, right? You ever seen pictures of it? Yeah, there'll be, I mean, the's really hard to make a penis out of a Clitoris actually. It'll be kind of small right? You ever seen pictures of it? Yeah, there'll be I mean the
buff grows that takes a testosterone. Now I kind of want to
see a picture of what happens is you have to enlarge the
Clitoris and it's it's fucking I'm that's what I've seen and
read because I want to turn your thumb into a penis.
Turner can't what it's been done before. It's a guy. He is the wiring. That't know if that's true, Bob. But you want a bet? Yeah.
I'm telling you, some guy gave it was thoo.
Yeah.
It's a tough one to make a penis out of it.
You don't really have a penis, I don't think.
I don't know what they do.
Okay.
That's, yeah, I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm telling you, do a guy turn a thumb into penis.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know she didn't go that you know I know I'm telling you do a guy
Turned thumb into penis. It's a procedure. They did he used one of his fingers
Now they're growing
It's fancy now they're gonna be all the grow your dick
Man lose penis cancer doctors amptate his dick, yeah. Sir, penis. Man who's penis to cancer, doctors to amputate
is middle finger to make it a penis.
Oh.
Mm.
You can use your, the, the ski.
Feel it though, it's just there.
I don't know, dude.
It's beyond my pay grade.
Oh, so thumb thing changed.
Oh, it's just, so thumb thing changed down there.
So it took all, like all like this whole part right here.
I think just that part, but I would do my middle figure.
He's the long one.
I'd do the long one.
Hey, do you want to do that middle figure?
Yeah, I don't know what to say.
And I'd rather have a thumb then.
My middle finger got a tattoo on it, so.
Yeah, you don't want to take that,
I mean, you don't really need the pinky.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, see finger replacement of Venusises. See you and do it.
17 hour operation.
If you have, if he's a quadriplegic,
I guess you transfer, you transfer sensation.
There's a thing your brain does, but.
Just saying you can do it, man.
Since 12 days afterwards, he was able to pass water
and resume a full sex life.
I'm just wondering if, I'm wondering if he's going to,
if Elliot Page is going to ever work again.
Oh, I bet you.
Probably, yeah.
But to the magnitude she has been, I don't know.
I think you can check on her IMDB to see if she's worked on anything since.
Yeah.
Cool.
You're saying like the future, like if she's going to be like in those big movies.
It's happened.
It's tough to beat Juno.
She's not saying anything like Juno.
She had that good show on vice she was out well
She was also serious regular on the I don't know what the last show was but
Yeah, what's her I would go I am B.D. Jim quit acting trying to see
That'd be precious was a was a lot on a bro in 2022.
So I got it animated series.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keep going down.
Flatliners.
Right.
That's four years ago.
And she did a lot of work back then.
I'm saying for sure.
You know, you fundamentally changed your entire identity and you got jobs off of being a specific
kind of gal woman.
And that's a big change.
Yeah.
Yeah, for somebody's eyes, she wouldn't care.
Well, I mean, did you see the...
He.
He's.
Did you see?
Did you see... All right did you see did you see
Say about the bell that's a tree boot. Yeah, no, you watched it
No, but go to say about a bell transgender she started as a man a boy on the show and yeah, who's actually that Georgia Tota, Josie Tota look at Josie Tota right there
Right there no go. Yeah, go to the picture there chin. Oh, that's what you Tota. Josie Tota. Look at Josie Tota right there. Right there.
No go.
Yeah, go to the picture there.
Chin.
Oh, that's what you're talking about.
Right there.
Yeah, that that went with the hair and that went from
a sale to female.
Go go go back for a second.
Yeah.
Is it for the show right there or in the blue in the blue
of all your time?
Hey, B, but was it was just get cast as a man on the show
and then turn a woman on the show?
Yes, so it started a man and then on the show. I guess that's what she's on say by the belt. So I don't know. Yeah, I don't care about that
Yeah, it looks like a female total female was this part of the story for the show. I don't think so. Oh, God
I don't think so. Yeah, well, there's that transgender on euphoria. It's great. Yeah, Hunter Schaefer. She's amazing. Yeah, she's really good. Yeah
Yeah, she or she's trying to yeah, she's great. She's so good in that show. Oh season season two is gonna come out soon
She started off as a model and then you for years the first thing that she booked
Wow, she's one of her first auditions too. Geez. Yeah, she's great very talented
Well, she got you
Take a look here. This is a really old one. I just popped up as a I forgot what it was, but it just found this interesting these two fish
Oh, that's old. It's super old, right?
Have you guys seen this?
No.
So they pick up rocks.
Maybe they're playing.
Does that not?
He said, oh, he got him around the face.
That's hilarious.
Let me get you.
Does anybody die?
No.
No one dies.
I think Tony Baker did it.
I've never seen so much before.
So interesting.
Oh yeah.
That's weird.
I think there's a board as fuck. I was so interested in watches. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh this is weird.
I think there's a board as fuck,
cause they're in the tank.
I always think that people who did bad things
in the past life were reborn these animals.
Now they're just stuck doing this.
This is a form of hell that was watching.
There was more to shit.
What is this now?
I saw this on puberty.
It says we don't deserve dogs.
This is woman's walking with a bag. Someone's gonna try to rob her.
She never does that.
It's like a straight hug.
Yeah.
Oh damn.
Yeah, the dog attacks the guy.
Me, the dog.
Oh shit.
Oh damn, that's cool.
That's super cool.
She took that dog.
That's fucking cool. Awesome. My dogs dogs are awesome man. She's all thanks dog
I know I'd adopt that dog right now. Yeah, that's fucking amazing that I believe but that 26 year old
Yeah, Guatemala or whatever. I don't think you would adopt I'll adopt that dog and that guy from the dog the guy
This is just the last one Jerry Seinfeld's comedians and cars. It's this is just the last one. Jerry Seinfeld's Communion is in cars.
I think he's on the last one or is he talking to do anymore?
But he hasn't done a new season, right?
No, so the one that was the one that you watched last
was the part of the last one.
Yeah, that he mercy, that he mercy.
No, no, that's, I think I'm going to put the volume
on the shelf, put that volume on the shelf.
It was a lot of fun and he got to meet a lot of those people
who had not met.
We're friends now. It's amazing. Two hours with somebody. Friends forever. Oh damn, so he's done.
He's saying the editing process was insane. That's one of the reasons why I can't do it.
Oh, day and that shows the only like somewhere like 18 minutes long. Something there.
Yeah, he made that much money. It's like, yeah, if you're him, it's like, I guess I'm gonna shoot this
shit. Yeah. Great show though. I never watch, uh, Those are all my boys right there aren't that who?
We're talking about
They have a podcast oh smart list. Yeah, we're sold that thing. Huh? They sold it. Did they?
Yeah, do you see like it popped up in my Instagram feed? You know, you know, there's whatever you call advertising whatever is a sponsor
The audio was just horrific. It almost sounded like they're recording from their phones. I don get to be talking about it. It's on Spotify now. They have paid I think a
Wow, I mean the cast they're great. It's just the audio is terrible. They probably moved to a studio
But in the beginning it was weird. Oh hell yeah, Vin Diesel. Yeah, it's just I
Him just hold on. He says I don't know. Maybe it's me
But for some reason I can't ever truly lose myself and he says no
Vacation without thinking about everyone else,
we almost rise.
And then he just videotaped himself.
Yeah.
Fuck yeah, rise up dog.
He keeps looking at the camera.
He doesn't say anything.
This is it?
And he's all flexing his heart.
Yeah.
But he's just in Hawaii on a four-wheeled.
Yeah, like one of those canands.
Hell yeah, dog fuck yeah
This is the whole video and he looks his lips
Because he shows you around
I think he isn't Jewish in black. Yeah, he's mixed up now. I'd watch this for 12 hours
It's just more of that. He's just a trip.
He's such a trip.
That's a big one.
Well, that's a rise.
Thanks for the hint.
That's him, everybody else.
He's trying to connect.
You get out of touch, all right?
I get out of touch a little bit.
His fans love it, though.
Yeah.
So we're rising.
Family.
Family, dude.
Oh my God.
I'm going to be a fan.
I'm going to be a fan. I'm going to be a fan. I'm going to be a fan. I get out of touch a little bit. That long fans love it though. Yeah. So we're rising family.
Family family dude. Oh my God family. Yep.
Do these crush it. Alright.
Let him do it.
That's it. That's it. Fast and furious.
10. He's killing.
I don't think you're see the rock.
If you like fast and furious, if those that franchise,
you'll really like me. You'll really like me at the laughing spree in bokeh this for old and furious old and furious
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