The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 760

Episode Date: January 4, 2022

The guys talk animal attacks, Bryan and Brendan's advice on self defense from animals, new year's celebrations, hypoallergenic cats, giant dogs, Justin Elliot taking a HARD fall o...n stage, Brendan's jellyfish rescue, Andy Cohen's drunken NYE rant, Tony Baker's hilarious animal voiceovers and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/ Chime - https://chime.com/fighter FightCamp - https://joinfightcamp.com/fighterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 First of all, happy new year, guys. I don't know. Happy new year, you two. New year, new year, new year, new, new, new, you brought some colors. Are these new? Orange with purple. Oh, look, this is,
Starting point is 00:00:08 let them have some. Let them have some. These are my trail running shoes. I'm going to be doing a tough mother January 29. Ooh. Now, now what I'm doing is I'm working them in. They couldn't be more comfortable. Feel like I'm walking on clouds.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Now, you know, Dad has got some foot problems. So I'm a little nervous about that. But I talked to this guy Hunter McIntyre, who is like an eight time world champion tough mother, and he said, get these. And then I said, yeah, and then he goes, you know, he's a competitor, he goes, he was like, he said, well, yeah,
Starting point is 00:00:35 I was like, how should I train? He goes, I mean, train. He was like, you want to get serious if you talk about it, but. And then, but you got to put your insoles in those bad boys. I do. I would. Are they light, You talk about it, but. And then, but you got to put your insoles in those bad boys. I do. I would.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Are they light, Brian? They're, they're very good. They're running, sure, you know? They're good, yeah. And not all run-ins, shoes are light. That's kind of standard with running shoes. I mean, it's like, man, these run-ins, shoes are super happy. Yeah. Well, I went, that this is like,
Starting point is 00:00:59 I went my dad, I went looking for couches. If you start looking for couches, you're gonna do dumb shit. I said to my father, go, is that comfortable? He's like, yeah, next one I go, is that comfortable? He goes, yeah, and I'm careful. And he goes, I go, that one comes with this. No, this one has razor blades in it.
Starting point is 00:01:16 And they're digging into my back. Yeah, it's a couch. What do you think it is? I mean, let's just one of those RT ones, I like real safe. Fuck off. Yeah, I'm with you. Get the fucking couch.
Starting point is 00:01:24 Old old couch. And I bought the money fell asleep and like this he just fell asleep at the store fell asleep at the store how does you get 81 81 you know you know dad age fuck he's been he was exposed to the old covee and I go you all right and he goes nah yeah yeah I'm bleeding out of every orifice plus I have a cavity okay you like you know I'm I'm getting out of every office, plus I have a cavity. Fuck you, all right. He's hilarious. Okay, you're like, you know, I'm not anti-cab, but I'm not the biggest, I'm allergic to cats.
Starting point is 00:01:50 And Tiger's buddy, he's been hanging out with, has a cat, one of those like fluffy cats. So he won't shut up about getting a cat. Cause you want one now? For, I mean, two weeks relentless. And usually gives, I was like, this last two weeks. And I want a puppy, but his mom doesn't want, she's gonna be the one dealing with it.
Starting point is 00:02:07 That way so much. So then finally, I looked up those hyperallergenic cats that don't shed. And there's a list, and I wanted to get one of the hairless cats. You know, they look like a pair of nuts, that? Oh, I know. They feel like a pair of nuts. Apparently have some issues,
Starting point is 00:02:22 though you're like, loathing up and shit. They got fucking hairless dogs. They're always cold. The hairless dogs are stupid ugly, but the hairless cat was pretty cute. It's one of those things where it's ugly, but to a point where it's cute like in. Cute cute ugly.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Well, the family vetoed that. Yeah, well, we looked at my girls, I'm not fucking doing it. Yeah, like rub this special lotion that she, I'm not doing all that. Get a fucking cat. No, no, we got this one. I forget what the, something blue. Something with blue. A Persian blue? A fucking cat. No, no, we got this one. I forget what the something blue something a blue
Starting point is 00:02:46 Blue a Persian blue blue. Yeah, Persian blue. We're short here. There's the cute. You said car, but that's fine Nice. No, no, that's not him. No, no because he's too hairy typing hyper alligenic cats There is that one with a friendly fucking and face it looks like boots from Shrek. Yeah, that is a boots a Cabbie I don't know He had cartoon, but So cute you're not gonna the problem is in where where you live too. You got lots of critters out there You know he's a indoor cat. Yeah, but he'll get out. No, and the problem is kiosk. Oh, he's he gets out of the background. Yeah, I'm out. They saw he'd be super fucked. Yeah, but you can't apparently
Starting point is 00:03:31 they don't have any purebreds in California. So you got to go out of state for it right? Well, they're shipping them today from Indiana. Oh wow. He arrived from Indiana. Cause after he gets there, he comes so allergic to cats. Are you really? Super allergic. Super like, dude, my face will swell. Oh, man. So we got one of those hyper-allegetic cats. Where are you gonna name it? I want to name him Rip from Yellowstone.
Starting point is 00:03:57 Oh, that. They already have, he's only 10 weeks old. They named him Rack. So I'm like, done that. Tiger one named him Fluffy. I'm like, he's not Fluffy, dude, that's stupid. Damn. Dead.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Dead. Well, my daughter named my dog, Lilo, and I just was like, she just made up a name, and I was like, oh man, can we near? Just put some words together. But what am I gonna do? No, we're not. Yeah, well, Fluffy, I just can't,
Starting point is 00:04:21 nothing fluffy about him, dude. Pit literally pick a different name. Yeah, any other name, Fluffy. He's writing names, he's like, give me another name, I'm like, dude, we just can't, nothing fluffy about him, dude. Pit literally picking every name. Yeah. Any other name. Fluffy. He's writing names, he's like, give me another name, like, dude, we've got over 50 names. I like naming a cat something really stupid, like cow. Yeah, I'm done for that.
Starting point is 00:04:35 You know what I mean? Like just some, like just another animal. Your dog's name is cow. Yeah, I'd be done for that. Wait, why don't you guys do a dog? I want a dog, but puppies and stuff, it's a lot. It's a lot. We had two kids, it's a lot, dude.
Starting point is 00:04:48 You could get a trained dog. A six-month dog. You know what I've done that. Yeah. A complete nightmare. You got, you got to stop. I need to seal Malum. Yeah, you got to stop.
Starting point is 00:04:56 That's not a family. My girl's never had a dog before, and it really fucked things up. It's not a family. It's not a family dog. No, he was great with the kids, but it's just a, like, you know, it's gonna be on me to like run that thing and like they need actually cats
Starting point is 00:05:07 You just fucking catch just like you know, you gotta you gotta you can throw the ball to the dog in the back yard, man Not that Malamon. No, no, no, no, no, you gotta regular dog. Yeah Get your little pupper. Get off work. Don't fucking Let's have a cat. I guess I could, but your kids would play with a dog. Yeah, I guess I could put them on the bike and I'm running my bike ride. Well, dog, I wanna be up,
Starting point is 00:05:30 they wanna be part of the group. Yeah, they care less about that and they just like to play around. I mean, you know, they like the attention. The problem is the shit, like, you know, the shit,
Starting point is 00:05:39 puppy's take a lot of train. It's not just the shit, just please know as a guy or as dogs, hair is everywhere. Hair is everywhere. You got germace shepherd's right? Yeah, and a corky. Hair is fucking everywhere all the time. And they don't smell crap.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Oh, you have that one germace shepherd. Yeah. Yeah, germace shepherd's shed shed. I have to do hyperlogenic dogs and cats. Oh, you can't do it. So the hair and the dogs too. No, no, no, no. You can't wear black if you have a dog that's shit.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Correct. I like wearing, but I'm not getting a dog that's shit. Yeah, no, no. So you can get like the golden doodle. You're both in clean freaks, like especially the Joe. The Joe's very clean. You saw him, I don't want the dog fucking up shoes
Starting point is 00:06:16 and the can't wear cell colors. And then your couch is fucked. Oh yeah. Yeah, I get in the couch and it's not worth it, man. They're all right. But you need to hyper hyper allergenic dog You can get it. I think a key doesn't put all some no the like Jay has what Jay has a golden cock Yeah, golden bottle
Starting point is 00:06:32 But Jay's dog is you know Jay's dog is enormous huge got dreadlocks and it is for for filthy And it takes like it takes like human size shits on the law. Oh dude the biggest shit's on the planet I'm sure he's for I've seen it before I see not post he's posted not seen it before I feel like it's been on his story, but not on his Post-posted or Yante probably posted. He is a new I am I'm trying to post it But he is a new he got it even another golden doodle black one. Yeah, they name Bruce No, it's right there. Yeah, that's the new one.
Starting point is 00:07:08 That's some other dog. Well, that's the new one. That's Bruce, but he's small. Yeah, they have a huge one. Yeah, the goal is there. That's, yeah, he's much bigger, like in person, that's a big dog. It has nose.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Oh, looking at it to the left. He sleeps in their bed and shit. There he is. He like rides, it takes up the full back seat. He's a good boy. Yeah, dogs are a lot of people. It's a show. We don't need another one.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Well, my sister's got a bull mastiff. Oh, damn. And yeah, but when I tell you it drools, when I tell you that there's always a long, like fucking string of snott coming out of its face. All the time. So watch this. It just goes like this.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I'm swapping over here. Now you're pants. The couch. I'm just gonna walk over here all the time. Just like, I'll say the other thing I don't like about, yeah, that's from Turner and Hootstock, right? No, that's a dog to board over. Those are cool.
Starting point is 00:07:59 But yeah, yeah, they drool on the couch. I'll say the one thing, I'm not the biggest cat guy like that one. They'll think about Jesus. Oh my God. The whole thing about cats, they're assholes. They knock things over a lot. They always have their ass out.
Starting point is 00:08:13 They gotta be careful with them swiping at the kids too because their nails are closed. I'm more, let's worry about the kids. Let's worry about the kids. You have furniture. I'll tell you the first, let's worry about the kids. I'm more worried about the, because Boston's aggressive first, I'll tell you the first, scratch the back. Unless we're about the kids, I'm worried about the, because Boston's aggressive with things.
Starting point is 00:08:28 Like during Tiger's birthday, when we had the reptiles, they're like passing those. He's a bruiser. He's a bruiser. He's around, he just grabbed that lizard by the guy, and oh my god, damn dude.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Easy on the lizard, man. He's a bruiser. So I'm not worried about the dog. I'm not worried about the kids. God damn that massive dick is all up on the ground. That's a big dog. That's a big boy. Yeah. That's what your sister's got. That's what's that big? She's got a pit pole and that dog. Yeah, I see. If I'm I'm I'm so cute. Yeah. They also you can't be wrestling around the dog because the dog will take a bite at somebody. Yeah. Yeah. So you can't be wrestling around the dogs, because the dog will take a bite at somebody.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Just don't. Yeah, like great dames. Dommage shit don't do that. It's about seven years. No, yeah, yeah. I mean, if you can get a big dog, I don't know, big dogs like that are tough. They're all tough.
Starting point is 00:09:14 They're all tough. They are. And you had great dames of seven, your other dog, you might get 10 good years. Maybe. Once after 10, it gets that. That's a lot of while there's only 10 years. I didn't know that, but they do.
Starting point is 00:09:24 You're signing up for a heartbreak. You you sign up for hard live sign up for hard break yeah like how's butters butters is six months how long see less now he's he's all I imagine in more between 12 to 15 years yeah yeah after 10 the old dog he got neutered today no more ball and that he is not the father that's not fun I didn't want him to get neutered. Steve, you do it. Is he like dog parks and shit? No, it's just like they recommend to neuter your dog. It'll help with their temperament eventually as well. Does he have a bad temper? No, that's why I didn't want a new Yeah, you don't even know. Yeah, it's his I feel like it's his body. His body. It's a little dog with that. It's a little bit safer because a big dog that's not neutered sometimes will kill a small dog because even little dogs like that when they have their balls they get all Chessie and I'll try to fight out the dog sometimes they're
Starting point is 00:10:13 territorial and if they get in if they mix it up with another dog that doesn't have his balls knees bigger. Who gives a fuck it's not like you're a dog park. He doesn't like a big dog. He doesn't like a big dog. He's a homebody. He's a homebody.'t like a dog He doesn't like a dog He doesn't like a dog He doesn't like a dog He doesn't like a dog He doesn't like a dog He doesn't like a dog I keep his nuts
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Starting point is 00:10:41 I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I keep his nuts I think that's super fucked up. It is. It's fucked up. Yeah, super fucked up. People used to take out their IT, all kinds of weird cheesies. Crazy. You can't cut their whiskers either. I guess a lot of people didn't know. Why would I cut their whiskers?
Starting point is 00:10:50 I don't know. I heard stories about people, like when they're younger, thinking that, like you could trim the whiskers and they'll grow that. Does that hurt them? It definitely fucks up with their depth perception because like the way they can figure out whether they fit through something is their whiskers.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Oh, interesting. So if you cut them off, they don't have that. They don't cut them off. Yeah, for what? They just say, they're like big cats, I don't know if it's the same with a little probably. When they grab on to prey, right? They have nerves in their face.
Starting point is 00:11:17 They can feel it, right? When they can feel where the juggeras are going to keep adjusting their bites. Well, they can feel the pulse, right? They just keep until they get that. You're done. You're done when they grab you like that. Yeah, I don't like when people cut dogs ears,
Starting point is 00:11:30 like for what? And tails too. So that's super. Well, they don't do that with raw ones anymore. So raw ones always you dock the tail. That was a stand thing. Now. Pensions too.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Yeah, now they got their tails. Good. Oh, double missing, they would cut their ears, right? The ears and tails. Yeah. So tails are used by dogs cut their ears, right? Your head's tails. So tails are used by dogs for their balance and stuff like that. But I think the reason that they used to cut raw wilders, any herding dog, right? Those dogs, their tails get stepped on by the...
Starting point is 00:11:56 Bro, you know what I'm saying? Let's say you live in fucking Calabasas. You're not hurting this thing. Leave the dogs fucking tail. Cut its tail? Cut its ears off, it's insane. But what if he would do that for a further look? It's just for looks.
Starting point is 00:12:09 It's a lot of courage. And that's what it's like. People aren't using these dogs what they're actually for. Oh, and then sometimes they'll have their, make their ears stick up like that, right? They'll force it to. Dude, and they cut them like, and then they tape them so they stay like that.
Starting point is 00:12:21 And then they take the tape off, it's super fucked up. Yeah, that is fucked up. How many of you down on that? It's like circumcision right guys, it's super fucked up. Yeah, that is fucked up. How many of you down on that? It's like circumcision right guys. Yeah. Hey, what's up guys? Yeah, it's not cool. Hey, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:30 And T-T-R-G-N-E-R. Yeah. And you're just trying to fuck you. And you're just trying to fuck you. And you're just trying to fuck you. And you're just trying to fuck you. Oh, did you see Homeboy died in California from that great white? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:41 You know what the bummer is about that? I'm not throwing any chance. Guy, he died on a boogie board. I know. I'm just a know. Well that's, but see, boogie board. Here's the thing about boogie boards. When it's a juvenile juvenile great white. And by juvenile I mean 12 feet sometimes. Yeah. Like they're not small. And uh, fucking, I guess Sacramento. I know it's, it's, yeah, it's, I guess San Luis Obispo. So I guess what happens is their eyesight's not very good and because they're young They they're not a savvy. Yeah, they get confused Yeah, but that's also to say the 20 footers know by people and they do and they kill you
Starting point is 00:13:15 I don't trust the whole science with like yeah, they can't see or they mistake people as seals I'm like bullshit. Yeah, yeah, I who told you that well Sometimes when you're on a board though and're, and so when you're with the waves and you're coming in like that. No, no, you look like you're sealed, dude. And it's, I don't like how you act like you're an animal expert today. Well, I've done, it's really, but now hold on.
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Starting point is 00:13:53 I don't know if you body suits, where they're saying if you wear them, then the sharks won't confuse you as a seal. I'll look it up. And they're like checkered, they're white, black, checkered. All right. I feel like the sharks are like,
Starting point is 00:14:04 what the fuck's this new thing in the water? Like those seals and it's not as fast as a seal either. I think it's, I don't think they're confused. I think we're easy prey. And it's just you, it's your time, dude. Yeah. You're in the fucking water. It's their home, though.
Starting point is 00:14:17 But apparently they are not, they typically are not, you know, they're not, we're not their natural prey. Oh yeah? Yeah. Now, according to scientists who talk to the shark. Oh well, they're not they're not they're not their natural prey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Now according to scientists who talked to the shark Well, they've done some studies. Yeah, yeah, now hold on. They have always had the study is that what it is. It's called a lude And first of all, what's wrong with boogie boarded wait look at this hold on guys Wait, I don't want to be in that suit. Oh, no's Tiger Shark. Be a Tiger Shark. Well, that's a nightmare. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:47 The result show he could not see it. Yeah, but your body's gonna get off different. I mean, the one I saw was like checkered. That, the sharks definitely might see the same concept. It's like camouflage. Yeah, they can't really talk about that. Oh, you're the sea. You're the sea, you're the sea.
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Starting point is 00:15:41 All right, there you go. Saw what a Crockett outside, the bull sharks, all kinds of crazy shit, right? Sharks you go. Saltwater crocodile central. To bull sharks. All kinds of crazy sharks, right? Sharks from you. These guys are, these teenagers are like, I know, but what we like to do is we like to, we get money and then we just get in the river.
Starting point is 00:15:54 To wash off. We wash off. We hold onto a manual thing and we get in the river and wash off, which is already so fucking nuts. But what they didn't count on, what they didn't count on was the old, was the old current, and the current. Taking them down the stream.
Starting point is 00:16:09 What if they fell in, and the current, and the mangrove thing broke off? Yep. So he gets taken down the river, and his friends are like, dude, well, a lot! Can they jump in the same room? They, they, they jump in the same room, and now they're giggling, because it's like, dude, this current's fucking strong. Pretty fun. Yeah! And they're being taken down him and now they're giggling because it's like dude this is curts fucking strong Play fun. Yeah, and they're being taken down the river. They're like what the fuck, you know now
Starting point is 00:16:30 You can't see in the water You're in the outback and it's teaming with saltwater crocodiles But I guess these teenagers were like what are kids so the kid goes Dude, I just saw something in the water. And they're like, fuck! And they start swimming, letting the current take from toward a tree that's kind of in the middle of the river. Okay. And they thought it was a tree.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Well, no, no, it was a tree. Okay. Da, da, da, da. They grab it, they climb up the tree, they're like, what the fuck? So all of a sudden, it goes, where's Ned? Ned's gone. Where, I don't know, climb up higher.
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Starting point is 00:17:44 Look at him. See if he'll see it and goes under. Now, they're like oh no, and the crowd goes with his jaws look see if I was see it and goes under Now see you down under like what the fuck no punting the river. Yeah, they got a jump because they got it They got to get back to the foot. No, you stay there. You stay there. Here's the problem his problem The old salty just disappears with Ned and then as it's getting dark the old salty shows up again. It's still hungry. Oh yeah and he's waiting and he's looking at them and they go oh this motherfucker's waiting for us. Well he goes hey get up higher so if there's a plane or someone can see us. So the salty kind of like then kind of loses interest in disappears and our boy goes, all right, let me climb up with you
Starting point is 00:18:26 because crack, crack, and he takes a tumble, he goes, ah, 10 feet, and now the current will take you. We'll move. We're still going, I know, current's still going. So he's like, he's a swim fucking swim and He grabs a root His wife legs are still in a fucking and he fucking climbs he pulls himself as he pulls himself up on the first branch Old mr. Crocodile shows up like like just in time. Just in time.
Starting point is 00:19:05 And he's like, go on a fire. Well, why do you have to climb up higher? Here's the problem. It, a storm comes in and it starts to rain. Now, we have to understand. Yeah, is this time in the storm? No, no, no. So now they're hypothermic.
Starting point is 00:19:19 They're freezing. They're freezing. How many hours is this? Yeah, well, it was about, it was almost all night. It was all night, sir. Now, did a third guy die? Please, fast forward. Did many hours is this? Yeah, well it was about it was almost all night. It was all night sir Now do the third guy died please fast forward Do you mind? Oh please now
Starting point is 00:19:32 It's pitch dark and it starts rain and they know from experience it as two of them are dead right one of miss Dez Oh the one guy who fell in he got back to get the extra. And as the lightning hits, they can see old Crocodile, he's back. Through the light of the lightning. Yeah, because we have make sense. Now, now the problem is the water's rising. Right, because the water, I mean, can that there a while?
Starting point is 00:19:56 Because if the entire river is rising, this is big problem. That means the water is dumping. That's not water's rising like this. That's right. It's gonna find hard to believe, but keep going. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, because the entire river in Australia and the water is rising that'd be so much What I will yeah, it's on Australia They got to climb a little higher up the
Starting point is 00:20:32 But ones on this side of the river the others on this side no they're on the same tree though. Oh, okay I understand they're in the same tree, but I thought the one floated down had to climb higher No, the one so they all all three of them are no they were stuck at the same tree, right? Yeah, yeah They got in the same tree so the one guy fell out of the tree on their jump back in okay, yeah So now as they're afraid that the water keeps rising all night they Old mr. Grog it out grab it to leggy papers. Yeah, cuz they can't go higher now because well the branches are too loose and one of them broke The fragile you know now now the old wind starts kicking up, so they're afraid and they don't,
Starting point is 00:21:06 and they can't see each other, so you can't fall asleep. If you fall asleep, you fall back in and die. Now let me ask you this, you want this, they're holding on. Wait a minute, a minute, let me ask you this. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. It's not even over yet. It's not, it's not even over yet.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Hey, is the tree in the middle of the river or do you think it's the trees on land? They could just jump down because the clock's in the water, right? They can't. And they could go down, but they can't die. He said it's an easy, he said it's good. You don't understand jump down because the clock's in the water right and they could go that But they can't that's it is it is it is it is it is about rain That's not what you don't understand about rain isn't a mangrove forest balla You got the river swells this way. Oh, so it's out. Yeah, okay, go So you can't no jumping down. Oh run away. Oh, so you can't the kernel take it. Yeah
Starting point is 00:21:41 You don't go into the one and it's not just that there's one of those. There's a lot of stuff around about. It's like that. Yeah, but they're in the middle of the river. So they're on something similar to that, right? Yeah, but they're in the river. They showed the river's much bigger. It's a much bigger river. Yeah, it's like that.
Starting point is 00:21:55 I like that. I fucking that. That's the tree. All right, keep going. That's the fucking tree, dude. I think that's the tree. Look, there's also. Yeah, they're like this.
Starting point is 00:22:05 It sucks and it's skinny. Okay so what happens? So all night long they're like the other way. And they're getting hyper ton. Yeah, they're freezing. And they're so cold. It's Australia, yeah. And the only hope they have is each other.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Is that their families are like where are they and they radio for help? They're in hell. Yeah. And I know it's gonna be hard to believe but help me and the save the tube just the one And the old now here's how to make it through the night and make it through the night and a helicopter Comes down and starts heaven. Here's the problem helicopter gets so close almost blows one of the trees Jesus Christ, but the crocs here the helicopter. They're out the helicopter
Starting point is 00:22:43 They're crocs on my go. What's a helicopter? That's what happened? The Crocs I saw the crocs on the hell cop that they're out the helicopter. They're crocs on my go It's a helicopter the Crocs I saw the crocs They forget over the noise and shit dude Well, then then they had to bring a boat and they had to jump in the boat and they got away the other guy never found him again Yeah, no, I mean he's crocked out food dude. We read we hear this you read it. It was a story told on YouTube It was a recent it was in some fucking river. I can't remember the river. It's like hey the title was never swimming this river Okay, but we have a we had our little brush our own brush with mother nature on the beach You don't say because you know your boy like you I know my animals We ran a man a war Austin owns a Portuguese that a fuck yeah jellyfish that a fuck well
Starting point is 00:23:18 It was just shit great picture down. It was just that down the cruise. I'm like it was just chilling It was just chilling on the beach. You got washer short and he used up this big tentacles all the way down and I go, don't fucking touch this thing man. I'll touch it, don't touch it. And it's a myth to piss on a person, right? I have to bring it up for you guys. That's complete false to pee on somebody.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Yeah, that's a problem right there. No one believed me, I told you I go get your phone right now. Oh, type in Manowar. He looked at it. It was holy shit. That's a manowar. Yeah. And look at the comments that people have been stung.
Starting point is 00:23:51 It's not going to kill you, but it's a fucking problem. I've got a problem by Manowar. Right, Manowar. But the tentacles are so long. Sometimes, yeah. It burns. It burns so far. I had it on my legs.
Starting point is 00:24:02 It burns so bad. It burns so fucking bad. Here's my thing. You know me, I wanted to save the animal. I'm like, I don't want to see them dying the sun. The seagulls were coming around. The seagulls demon try eating them because they know what the fuck is up. So I took a seashell, toss them back in the water.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Here's the prom. There were kids playing down the way from us and he went, I'm gonna head this way with the current. So he's going straight for the eight and 10 year olds. So I ran over, I go, there's a man I wore in the water, get the kids out of there. It's like, oh my God, who put them back on the water? I'm like, I have no idea. He got back in the water. He saved him. How do they eat? That's my question.
Starting point is 00:24:37 They kill fish and they can tell you what men are thinking to eat them. They do. Yeah. But where's their mouth? I don't know. My thing is super venomous. Oh yeah, they still wear like a mod. They're all vacation. Stingrays. My thing is, is if I just pop that little ear bubble, are they fucked? Like how's that ear?
Starting point is 00:24:56 Are they super fucked? See if that's true. If I break that bubble, are they fucked? I always swim with a pin, with a hat pin. Look at that kid. What? Because he's not touching the tentacles. He's touching the top. I thought about grabbing from the top. Yeah, the tentacles, but I don't know exactly
Starting point is 00:25:11 So I didn't I grabbed a I There goes eat how a Portuguese man or worse things and each break click on that chin That's blue planet and we cannot play yeah, we can't play that so no audio. Oh nothing. They do not fuck them No, they don't oh blue Yeah, it's so pretty see I stay out of the sea. I mean, I'll do the sea in Florida because it's so nice But I'm not going deep in the sea. Well, here's where I made a mistake Brian I decided to look up recent shark attacks in Florida Before I got in the water and then you know me. I'm like a seal in there So the boy stay back and watched me swim around.
Starting point is 00:25:46 You're good swimmer. I'm good swimmer. Yeah, I thought, when you're smoothing brown. But the entire time, the entire time, I could think of a shark attack. It really ruined my day. Well, bull sharks. Got a lot of bulls out there.
Starting point is 00:25:57 That's why I looked up. Mainly the attacks are bull, and then the L.T. grade. Get some T-grades in there. Not a lot of great whites around there. No. You know, great white, the number one place now, the number one place, the number one. The number one where we live, number one for great white.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Even more than South Africa. Way more. Wow. Why? Because they made it a law, they can't use these nets that would kill a lot of great whites. So they just keep, yeah, so they keep mating and they're just fucking living life.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Can't kill a great white. Santa Barbara, they had a female that they attacked which was I think 20 feet long and they were like listen Don't go in the water. Don't think that she doesn't buy you she's not flaying around. Yeah, she's not interested in fucking around with you That's right, correct. There's a twenty. Oh, that's how they eat but see I'm afraid of I'm afraid of the old bull and me too Ten foot all can think about it because what they're gonna You just take your ass off. You don't mean Jay or Tom and there's some hammerheads out there too They don't fuck with you though. They do though. They do they do Oh, this is your your plan. Yeah, my plan was a summer's the green green room now is four double whiskey's deep Okay, I was going up me. They were going off. Yeah, cough. No, I went away when I got to the humidity from Florida
Starting point is 00:27:03 As soon as I touched down took my mask off cough gone Oh, it's no more cough. That's beautiful. But back to the the fucking hammerhead. Yeah, I Feel like I just hold his head like this He said because I could just be like now I'm demonstrating the green like I'm here Like I'm taking here whoa whoa whoa whoa and then I'm here. I'm here. Like here. I'm here. Like I'm taking care. I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And then I'm here with it. No, no, I'm here. Like a video game.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Now look, now do me a favor. You know this. No, we're sharks. We're the two shark eyes. We do know our shark headbout. Let's say a big sure. So let's say he's fucking stupid T-Rex heads like this. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:38 Like this. Well, I'm like this. Yeah. His stupid mouth is all the way back there. All the way back there. Good luck daddy. And I'm like this guys now can I And then if you get real
Starting point is 00:27:49 Real aggressive. Yeah, I go what's this? Well, mercy, mercy now that I like the technique Here's the only thing they feel in my mind. What happens when they start a thrash and see they do that don't they do that That's how they take their prey You slippery you grab hold them and they go get the fuck off and that's that's fine. That's one big long muscle No, I know ten-footer fuck off. How big did they get do that? Yep, yeah hammer Yeah, so we'll get some ten-footers. Yeah, you know what dude We'll do it is a
Starting point is 00:28:21 Tickle up the stupid ass face. You know a basketball worse design of all time we can hang from the floor. Yeah, touch the rim if we have to That means they're so big, but I'm just like I'm like this dude Well, that's it. Well look how far back his stupid mouth is and I'm like this pretty far back But out of all the sharks. He looks like an asshole. Yeah, they're so stupid. Yeah out of all the sharks So that's the one and here's the other thing in Florida. You went sneaking up on daddy You know what is crystal clear? Yeah, you got to me. Good. Ah, okay. That'd be a real problem I'll be a real fucking real pro now real different one open its mouth Have you ever seen Jason stay them in a deep blue where he rides the shark?
Starting point is 00:29:04 I'm liking your thing now. Oh, 20 feet. Now I also, by the way, I'm gonna get 20 feet. So you're gonna be a real problem. So that's two basketball. That's two basketball hoops. Two basketball hoops.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Stack them on each other. He's touching the button. That's from Knows to Tail. Yeah. He's touching the foot. That tail, you know. Sure. Now, now let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:29:23 About a thousand pound of fish. Now, now what I'm saying, now when I was in Hawaii, now let me ask you this, about a thousand pound of fish. Now, now what I'm saying, now when I was in Hawaii, I went, oh, there's a sea turtle, I'm gonna catch him and ride him like they're doing the movies. When I say I was close, I mean, I was slow motion, he was like, what? He was in second gear like, yeah, yeah. Now the old L hammerhead, if I'm deep,
Starting point is 00:29:44 if I'm deep diving if I'm deep, Dive in, it's gonna be tough to do. You're gonna have some probably. You have no footing. You have no footing. But if I'm, if I'm waist up, I see stupid fucking face. You said your feet, you said your feet.
Starting point is 00:29:55 You grabbed that deep, heels, say it here. At all 250 pounds, you grabbed that thousand foot. That's a thousand foot. You should be able to get your phone out. You should be able to get your phone out. He wasn't gonna give my phone out and not help her out. Now, if we get, if LTGrate comes along or Mr. Bull, we got big problems. However, I have a solution.
Starting point is 00:30:13 What is it? I have a solution. Am I in my waist? Waste high? I don't care where you are. I got a solution. In fact, it's ready for this. Now, now, I'm gonna ask you,
Starting point is 00:30:23 when LTGrate comes at you. Okay, and I'm talking about big, Mr. Big LT this. Now, now, I'm gonna ask you, when LT Grey comes at you, okay, I'm talking about big, Mr. Big LT. The worst of the worst. I'm gonna have you sit and get eye to eye, with them, why am I doing that? Face to face? Why am I doing that? Because you can do this, you can't do this to great whites,
Starting point is 00:30:39 please don't try this great whites. You can do this with both sharks and you can do this with LT gray. You put them in what's called the trance. Tonic. Yeah, the people doing it with the white. Wait, what? I thought they tried it but they didn't
Starting point is 00:30:53 with the gray white. Really? Yeah. I don't understand what you're saying. When sharks get flipped over, they try to go to trance. You can like take, I don't know. Yeah, so you can't have a fuck they do it.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Yeah, they grab both sides of their head. And they turn it. Where the nose, right? You turn it. Yeah, now watch this. I don't know. Yeah, so you you can have a fuck they do it. Yes, he grabbed both sides of their head and they you turn nose, right? You turn it. Yeah, now watch this. I don't have a game to turn over watch this. This guy is gonna take that's a tiger shark. That's a tiger shark now watch this. I don't know why they're doing so they'll tiger. Yeah, look, look see how he turns him over on his side.
Starting point is 00:31:19 And when they get turned over, they get sleepy. Yeah, they just now you're saying you want me face to face when the water I do out with he's grabbing, they just, you want me face to face when the one? I do. With, he's grabbing you. I want you, I want you to grab. Oh my god. Watch this.
Starting point is 00:31:30 Now watch this. Just turn over. Put them on, put them in time. Now you, now you have wrist your hand there. Put them in tonic. Run ahead and under the snout. Let's just study the technique. That is the wildest thing I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:31:40 That's what you do. And now they go, Brennan, why is there a shark belly there? And you're like, shh, shh, calm down. So you turn them, calm down. And why is there a shark belly there and you're like Calm down, so you turn them and then look then there and then you face time me and I go you're doing great buddy You're doing great. You're doing great. You're your heart's beating. I go. Hey look at me. Look me. Let's do some combat breathing There you go. And there you go. You got it. That's it and mobilized hold the phone next to his ear and I'll talk to him And then do I can I shake him the phone go? the phone next to his ear and I'll talk to him. Do I shake him the phone? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Pull out your dad. You're a good guy. How you can't pull that thing from asshole to belly button? She gets you. She gets you, Bubba.
Starting point is 00:32:26 Yeah, they do it with all the sharks. Look at that. Right? Look at that. That's a stupid one. I don't care about this. That's a baby tiger. It's a baby tiger.
Starting point is 00:32:36 It's a baby tiger. But you gotta start somewhere. Yeah, you gotta start. Start tiger, dude. Start with the baby tiger. Yeah, there you go. Everybody come down. Yeah, tigers will with the baby tiger. Yeah, there you go. Everybody come down. Yeah, tigers will take your arms off.
Starting point is 00:32:47 What do you think about my theory with the hammer? Don't you have to, all the sharks, that's the one you want coming your way. I want that. I want that with the hammer. I think you can do it with a hammer. I think they tried it and they grabbed both sides of its fucking head.
Starting point is 00:33:00 A hammer, I'm like this. It's only got a head on. Yeah, you turn them upside down. That is backwards hat on. Now my feeling is that a strong grandma, the water that you are and and it's gonna be a problem. It's a problem. But I'll take my chances if I'm at least like knee deep.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Yeah, well, anything else I can't. So you know what I'm doing. If I so if a bull's coming at you, what am I doing? And I'm next to you. You're not getting face to foot face. If I'm going to know, we're running. What am I doing? If a gray white comes at you, what's, what's all bride do?
Starting point is 00:33:28 How about this? I'm gonna take this right hand punch it right now. That's fine. None the nose. I don't buy the nose. No, you can do that. You can do that. You can do that.
Starting point is 00:33:36 You can do that. You're gonna lose your hand. I'm putting the gill. Okay. Now you might be attached to it. Yeah, they're not, they're not hearing a peep out of the go. If you can get the eye, I like it. But here's what's gonna happen. He's coming at you. He's evolved to get a bite out of you
Starting point is 00:33:48 Because seals try that shit too, but it's just gonna happen What bright guy does is if I'm gonna if I'm if I'm gonna boat if I'm on a tuna deck or I'm on the edge Yeah, you guys what the fuck Brennan and I go we got to keep the fucking podcast going and you just see me just swan die Boom now what what part of the what part of the shark am I grabbing the tail? I gotta keep the fucking podcast going. And you just see me just swan die? Boom, now what part of the shark am I grabbing? The tail? Correct. Why am I grabbing the tail?
Starting point is 00:34:12 Because bigger fish, bigger sharks, and killer whales grab the old shark by the tail. So the minute they get their tail grabbed, and even a gray white, they go, what the fuck am I outta here? And that's what happens. And you got some you got some Some scrapes here. Oh, okay, you're now there's a chance of that shark goes well. I'm not made of bones. I made of carlis
Starting point is 00:34:33 I'm just gonna turn my taste And eat your old ass now he could do that is what it would also be awesome Like this love my kids Be awesome and then I go with Terry I go like this love my kids love my kids What do I hand to you what's what you hand the torch over? That was fucked up They say how do dad died where dad's fucking stupid kids, listen to this. We're all about completely safe.
Starting point is 00:35:08 And your dad decided to jump on the back of the El Tigra and miss, and then he ate him. There was nothing heroic about it. We didn't need it. He just wanted to prove a point and he died. You saw the video. You saw the video of the great white super slow motion taking that girl's leg off Yeah, it's fantastic and then you see all the guys that's where I went never seen
Starting point is 00:35:29 I've been grabbed that fucking things tail Go ahead and bring it up now. What is it? Huh a girl gets her leg on YouTube She got shoot they were in shes on YouTube and social media YouTube's your world. It's fair. It's fair. Um you would just when you're on the road and you're what is it girl? social media. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I do. I talked about this girl. Oh, that's right. No, she's like a motivation She lost No, she lost fingers. Oh, I didn't see that No, she lost her leg in fingers. Yeah, there's a bit those are boring. There's whatever no there's a show the exact See the promise they take they take a piece of your leg your ass, and it's really disfiguring That's my issue. I'd rather just die
Starting point is 00:36:21 Damn woman killed in Maine off this one if all of it does just take your leg you don't want to live I Mean robotic leg be pretty good. Yeah, she gets you robotic leg Fuck those sharks. They just bite you so easily We were talking about the other day that woman they got attacked by the Champion we can't play these anyway, so. Yeah, okay, let's move on. Never mind. Mother nature, man. Mother nature.
Starting point is 00:36:48 But I'd love to test my theory against real hammerhead. I want you to try that. Hammerhead's a little truck, so it's a little zealous. Yeah, you should have seen him in the green room acting it out. We were like, what? He's just fucking like the scrabbing. I'm fucking, I was on it. It's my new, my new.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I told Jay to come at me and he wouldn't do it. It's like just what you try to see what happens. Look, here's what I'll pretend was on it. It's my new I told Jay to come at me and he wouldn't do it It's like just what you try to see what happens look here's an opportunity a hand just use your shoulders as the It was in drug enough. He wasn't having it. Oh, dude So I for New Year's on a few young stage they gave us champagne bottles and I thought it was champagne But you know the ones you hit the cork and the cookers flyer I was like someone's gonna lose a fucking eye and say, get it out. They have these new champagne bottles. You just twist off those, and then nothing goes flying. There's no court. Just plaster, you're on a fucking board. So you have to shake it. So, so we took the top off and they gave him to me and David's, but all
Starting point is 00:37:35 the, all the comics well went out. Check everyone, well on stage. Three, two, one. And then I go like this. I'm spraying everybody, but I don't want to fuck up Justin's outfit. He spends all the money in the world on his outfit. Yeah, and then David's girl was on stage I didn't want to get her she's right back there God bless her so I was like So I'm like I'm like, oh, I'm covering it and it's spraying all over me And so then I go towards the crowd and then I see just one bro going I went all right, but I'm enough of that. I'm gonna get out of here.
Starting point is 00:38:06 So I start spreading the ground because I don't wanna get the fans went and stuff like that. Well, Justin goes, yay! 2022! Woo! Oh! In front of everybody, but play this, play this, shit. So, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:38:19 You see me spraying it all over it, look at him. Boom! Ha ha ha! Hey, go. There you go boom There you go So said me me a ACL surgery baby you're fucking dying there. Oh David laughing so already a tears camera besides we cannot stop What did you do baby? Me me an ACL surgery
Starting point is 00:38:40 The eight shit so bad. I said not the way you want to bring in 2022 Well these comments. So I said, I hope he's alright. Yeah. They would hand light. They did a little longer. So by the time I got on, it was 11, I was like, Brian Gown was 11, 25.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I was like, I got to do 25 minutes. And it happened so fast. We have the... I had to stop my act, ringing in, and go after it. And then go after it. Oh, after, so you did the countdown and came back out? What a nightmare. I stayed on stage.
Starting point is 00:39:09 It was the whole thing. You should still try to fit the hour. They were great crowd. We started at 10, so then everyone got, so I had 40 minutes and then I came back. I went to back to finish my act, came to the green and got the champagne, then everybody came out, we did the countdown,
Starting point is 00:39:24 and that's it. That's the way, of course of course that's way to down. There's no bound We can't do that and then come back now. Yeah, that's of course the way you do it I was just spread yeah, you also are doing this champagne should everyone else stage I was like oh hell no, I knew I had to get back in the green and why it's also broke on Weirdly gay new years is always anticlimactic and I've never been into it I realized that I've always chased, I've been chasing the only New Year's I had an amazing time with London at this amazing house, families, everything else.
Starting point is 00:39:56 This, I'm young, I'm 20. I don't know how the fuck old, 1890. This, the beautiful, most beautiful girl from London with this accent, and she has a boyfriend, and the kid is, you know, he's just loud. He's just, and he gets hammered. He gets pocket. You know, sleep, sweet prince. Hammer.
Starting point is 00:40:15 You know, sleep. And when you go to sleep, daddy goes to work. Dude, daddy goes to work. You're clocking out, daddy clocking in. Correct. And I'm waiting. But I'm not. You know what you are?
Starting point is 00:40:24 Do that line in the talk. But I swear, all doing was I'm just around yeah, I was around now now Charming kind of a cutie so the 18 so the doofus falls asleep falls asleep and then what happens and she When it rings King, you know happy new year everybody's kissing she looks at me and I'm Happy New Year, everybody's kissing. She looks at me and I never get this. She be lines and just takes me in. By the ears. She takes me in my ears and drinks deeply of my full burgundy lips. My full, I was younger than my mouth's a little fuller.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Yeah. And we start a bump slapping. And then if you think, and with a boyfriend like this, he was like, and he was like, and he was just stopping. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:41:09 hey bro, I mean, I got it. I can't leave or it would be. And then with the girl on your arm, and you went later, and nerd and went into the room. Well, well, I'm not gonna lie to you. Of course we found a spare room
Starting point is 00:41:19 down in the laundry quarters in this thing. And my father, I father, hey, everybody was saying where's Brian? Huh? Okay, okay, that's what we're gonna do, man. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
Starting point is 00:41:33 That was your best new year's? That was my best new year's because she was, I've never really had a great new year. I've been chasing you. You really did that. I did, I was 20, I was young. I mean, I couldn't say no to, 20. 20, I didn't fucking know that guy.
Starting point is 00:41:44 And he was so drunk and dumb and I thought, I mean, she was like, big of a doofus. I was like, I'm young. I mean, I couldn't say no to I know that good and fucking another guy and he was so drunk and dumb and I thought I mean, he was actually with doofus. I was like I'm married. You know what a girl's that good looking in you I'm like I'm moving into my house. I don't know Chin face time with his friends and cheers with friends Yeah, no because everyone we all know a lot of people are getting sick So we just wanted to I was with my girl and all our friends. We all face time the boy So we just wanted to I was with my girl and all our friends we all face time the day boy I was I was surrounded by hey man. No, it's not soy boy. It's oh it does not give a
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Starting point is 00:44:58 Do you guys even stay up to midnight? I usually do. But I never really do anything for New Year's. I'm the same as you. I don't really see the point of bringing in the new year uh... i guess every single year steve likes to do this thing where he writes down five goals he wants for the year and then he will burn it
Starting point is 00:45:14 and so we did that what what he burn it just uh... just like i don't know that's like a tradition that he's had it's a little maybe maybe he's a little bit you might be right you're goals them burn him he's a witchcraft. I was like witchcraft. He might be a bird. You're right, you're a ghost and a bird. He's got to be a ghost. He said he did it one year.
Starting point is 00:45:27 When he was on the road with you, you were on stage and he burned it in the bathroom. Oh, nice. Oh, I keep it going. Yeah. Did you read his goals? No, we can't see each other's goals. Oh, you just don't have a photo of mine
Starting point is 00:45:36 so I know what I can remember what it is. I think everyone did, but it's just for you. How much of a bummer would be if you read his goals? There's like, butters have the best year's life. Butters gets better soon. Bob goes for butter. Butters and I go on more bike rides. Butters and I sleep in more.
Starting point is 00:45:53 Butters and I go that you're like, what the fuck kind of goals would be? That's funny. See my sister brought it up. She's like, well, at the very least, if it's not about you, hopefully it's not like, oh, I will have like a someoneoan girlfriend by the end of the year Yeah, you might say that you might or just come out of the closet. Yeah, or some old boyfriend who knows?
Starting point is 00:46:10 Or is I cat-ranked whatever 17 on only fans gold to get the number 12 It's just heartbreaking goals for you. Like what the fuck does all about another only fans grow on butter? What'd you do, Christian here? Young kids, do you want something to try and get COVID? No, I didn't. I didn't do anything special. I just hung out, didn't do anything. You getting on New Year's kids?
Starting point is 00:46:33 I don't see the point in celebrating New Year's either. It's not special. Look what, you're supposed to get hammered and watch a giant ball drop in New York City? No thing. Yeah, even when I was young, I never wanted to bring the new start of the year and hung over.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Yeah. Never wanted to get hammered. Yeah, yeah, do you do anything? No one did shit town. I was on my deathbed Oh, you're safe. I was very sick. You know the old COVID elephant tied us up the balls I think is what I have yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, so yeah, I didn't do anything for that. I did fuck you up. Oh, yeah Yeah, I was in bed for nine days. I didn't eat for the first three. Oh damn He's not some weight. Oh shit. You were six eight or nine pounds. Did you get vaccinated? Yeah, I was in bed for nine days. I didn't eat for the first three. Oh, damn. He's not some weight. Oh, shit. You were six. Eight or nine pounds. Did you get vaccinated?
Starting point is 00:47:07 Yeah, I did. Wow. Are you still like a TeeG? I still have a little bit of a headache and my energy's not up. But you didn't get a booster. Yeah, that was you get a booster? No.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Apparently, you got to get a booster for a... I thought the double backs would protect you. Nah, not with this strain, I guess, the booster. Yeah, it's a doctor. There's a doctor who's like, stop the nonsense. If you want to stop this far, if you want to not be that sick just get the boosters I don't know I heard that's not true either. Yeah, well you people still get sick. Oh
Starting point is 00:47:31 Everybody everybody no one did shit everybody don't get it my mom got it my mom had you know She didn't have the booster, but she's 80 everyone knows somebody got it man. I'm sick of COVID. I know a ton everybody sick I got it. Yeah, everybody's thinking about it. Um We don't really know no one really didn't hear new years. It's not that big of a thing anymore I had to be honest. I'm on the road. I don't make to to 12 The funniest thing was Andy Cohen, you know him and Anson Cooper You know that and he was talking shit to DiBlisio. Do you see it? No, I want to see that. Oh, it's fantastic He's all drunk. He's like, and the worst mayor ever.
Starting point is 00:48:07 And he's going on. He's like four years of shit. You know what, thank good riddance to you. He's like, you know what, we're doing next this time next year, celebrating with the new mayor, because you're out of here. And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Good, sorry, good.
Starting point is 00:48:20 He got on Twitter next Tuesday. Obviously had way too many drinks. Yeah. Are you training for the Tough Mudder? Are you actually training for it? He got on he got on Twitter next one like obviously had way to make drinks Are you a are you training for the tough mother? Are you actually training for you're not you know, I mean I read my bike It you know, are you not running? No no right here. Oh He's on hammering Look at Anderson I want to read Lee is Anderson I want to read Sri Lapp dance after four years of the brassiness when it started here
Starting point is 00:48:50 as the mayor of New York the only thing that Democrats and Republicans can agree on is what a horrible mayor has been literally the worst mayor of all time Zionora Saka wow what is your name? it's a New Year I Want to say a little bit of the worst mayor of all time. I know. I'm So Wow. What is Dancing Good.
Starting point is 00:49:08 Wow. It's a new year. The hands and go for a thing. Well, it's a very classy hand. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject.
Starting point is 00:49:16 He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject.
Starting point is 00:49:24 He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's trying to change the subject. He's losing his voice and then and then you know Ryan C. Chris held their shit on ABC That's great. It's so and the back of them you know that the big Ryan C. Chris thing on He's like and check out this loser doing their loser celebration Who said that? Andy Cohen. He's like check out this Oh, he's in the back. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's a maniac. Yeah, I worked with him on Broadway. Oh you did? Yeah, that's right He produced that show. He's a maniac. I worked with him on Broadway. Oh, you did? Yeah, that's right. He produced that show. He's a monster. Good guy.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Smart guy. Beast. Beast. Beast. Anderson Cooper, whatever you want to say about him, I've always considered him very classy. He's a very classy person. I used to respect him a little more to the COVID and Trump stuff it, but no. He just seems very kind of like,
Starting point is 00:50:02 his, you know, his mother was, I think, going up, band-a-built. Yeah. So he grew up a true aristocrat like a true aristocrat It's too white as hair how white his hair's been white for since he was like 15 Yeah, really? I don't know since he was very young him and any kind of Armageddon yeah I got all hammered start right that's fucking out there. It's how Larry's a good reddened for years of soccer. Soccer. Soccer, what is that?
Starting point is 00:50:30 Well, I... Yeah, there are a bunch of clips of him being like low-key, belligerent drunk on this stream. That's what they... What do I have? CNN knows that the ratings to the room. Yeah, and it's all good and fun the very next day. He actually tweeted after seeing those clips. He's like, I was over served.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Yeah, yeah. He said a hair over served. Yeah. Well, for decades, he has their white. Yeah, for a while. Very handsome. When did he come out? Like, oh, I think he's been out.
Starting point is 00:51:00 I think a couple of years ago, like where he officially said it, I guess. I feel a more than that. It was just not talked about, but everyone knew. But everyone knew. 2012. All right. Was that nine, almost 10 years ago?
Starting point is 00:51:12 Yeah, 10 years ago. 2012. He comes in that sort of like aristocratic, very reserved stock, like this. Yeah. You know, you don't get, you were never invited to his home for dinner unless you were somebody. Yeah. Oh, okay. They didn't mix with the help. Yeah, he grew up a little different.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Yeah, well different, little different. But there was a discipline to grown up that way. What? What? That's something that's been money? Oh no, no. Like showing emotion for sure. All that stuff, it was very British. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:43 That's insane. I had to know what he got. Yeah. That's insane. All right, Jim, what do you got? All righty. Here we go. So the rock recently didn't interview with CNN calling out Vin Diesel. Because a while ago, Vin Diesel had posted a photo of him and the rock on the Fast and Furious set.
Starting point is 00:51:59 You're a mission man. I can't do it again without you. Yeah, but it was kind of condescending because he called the rock his little brother and then he brought up the fact that like his kids call him uncle dwayne and that the rock needs to come back for fast 10 in order to complete it's his destiny uh... what's up all right my little brother dwayne the time has come the world of what's now the fast ten and you know my children for you as uh... as uncle dwayne in my house not
Starting point is 00:52:24 holiday that goes by that you and I don't Tell you which is time it lakes you with two years ago I was gonna fulfill my promise to Pablo I saw that we would reach and manifest the best fast and finale that is 10 But you must show up do not leave the franchise that I had all you have a very important role to play Hobbs can't be played by no other So that's a double negative Hobbs can't be played by no other. So that's a double negative Hobbs can't be played by no other. Come on, then. Yeah, so the rock calls him out saying that they already had a conversation privately a few months before where he said like, you know what? Like I love this franchise. I'm rooting for you guys, but I'm not coming back. Yeah, and so he then posts this putting a lot of time. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:53:01 I can't trust you're on to him. For the face like come on, rock. Yeah, the rock is just saying like don't bring Paul, come on, rock. It's a shitty rule. Yeah, the rock is just saying, like, don't bring Paul Walker into this. Don't bring your kids into this. We already have a conversation behind the scenes. He's like, you know, I'm not, what are you trying to pull here?
Starting point is 00:53:13 Yeah, that would bother me. Yeah, I'm definitely more on the rocks. We saw when we were in Fort Lauddale, we ate at this place called Oceans 13. Great wings, terrible sandwiches. But the, oh, the, Vin Diesel But the Vin Diesel Sprinter van was there. I can see the hips over there. She was like, oh, that's Vin Diesel Sprinter van.
Starting point is 00:53:31 It was a sick ass van. Nightmare together. He has a good driver and stuff, yeah. Yeah, he's done well. What was your take on the Antonio Brown thing? I'm not sure, I didn't see it in lifetime. Because he obviously needs some help. Yeah, he's got, I think CT something like that.
Starting point is 00:53:50 I don't think he's CT. But he's always been a diva. Hasn't he been, he's been different since he took that crazy head drama when he's playing for Pittsburgh? No, he was a diva on Pittsburgh. It just wasn't talked about anyone that's ever played with him. So he's been a nightmare to play with him. Is that right?
Starting point is 00:54:03 He's just always had an attitude. But I thought they liked him. He was just a nightmare in terms of it. Well, I know he should get a player. That's why they put up with him. Well, well, well, well. Yeah, that's how Brady was helping him out. He was, he was, he'd been injured and he, his ankle was killing him and he didn't feel healthy.
Starting point is 00:54:13 I said, go, go in the game and he said, I wanted to get your take on this as a football player because he said, he didn't practice Thursday Friday and he said, I don't feel healthy, my ankle is, and his coach said, the coach said, go in the game. He said, no, I don't feel healthy, my ankle is, and his coach said, the coach said, go in the game, he said, no, I don't feel, my ankle hurts and he said, well then leave, then you're done.
Starting point is 00:54:31 And apparently that's what happened on the sideline. That's why you took a live stuff off? So we kind of got fired right there. He said, if you're not gonna go in, you're done. And so he goes, okay, fuck you, and took his stuff off. So that was a little bit different. It's weird, but you know by taking all your stuff off, like you're never gonna be on the team again.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Right. Well, so like if you can't run, you can't run, right? I mean, yeah, but you take all your stuff off and go to the locker room. There's better ways to handle this. You can't have to take your shirt off. Yeah, you can. You can't.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Like you think you're bigger than the team and they don't, I mean, they're probably near to win a Super Bowl But is he done for football? Is he not playing on a team? They caught him right? He'll get picked up in the playoffs. He's such a good player He's that good But as Tony done Tony done you was saying he goes this is the problem like Everybody in that a fellow knows this guy has been a cancer in the locker room for years years and years and he keep him Opportunity after opportunity like he needs to get help man.
Starting point is 00:55:26 He needs help. To your point, then why would someone pick him up? He needs help. He's so talented. Yeah. But if he's, I mean, he's so talented, one of the best ever do it. Yeah. But he, he definitely needs help.
Starting point is 00:55:36 I, instead of criticism, I think you'd like, it's, um, Tom Brady, these guys know something about him. Yeah. They know something, which is why they know he needs help. They know this is a mental illness issue. This is not. I see I don't think so. I think they view him as a talent.
Starting point is 00:55:49 It's worth the risk. That's why these things say, no, I'm saying that when you see him with this erratic behavior, with the calm. How many times? How many times? So something's wrong.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Yeah. And I think it's too easy to remember that CT. No, it's a he's an asshole. He's always been an asshole. Yeah. He's just been an asshole. Yeah. He's just what he is. I don't know about college, but everyone knows the entire NFL.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Well, he's probably been a standout. He's probably been treated like a prince since what? How old? I mean, I don't have no clue. High school, right? So they noticed this talent. I'm sure he was getting that. When you stand out, when you're that talented
Starting point is 00:56:20 as a football player. But he stuck out in the NFL. It's like being a movie star. He was an outlier in the NFL. So an outlier in the NFL. So an outlier in the NFL. It seems he can take chance of it. And Tom Brady thought he could fix him, had him move into his house.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Pam. Really. He lived with him and his kids. Really? Yeah, for sure, Tampa. He lived with him. He lived with him when he played for the Patriots. Like Tom Brady's tried to do everything.
Starting point is 00:56:38 And he was doing really good. Yeah, fuck yeah. So what happened with the Patriots? Why did he get let go with the Patriots? Uh, I'm not sure. So it's been one problem after another. Oh, he's a problem. Pittsburgh, it's huge problem.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Really huge problem. He wasn't with the Patriots that long, right? Did he go from Pittsburgh to the Patriots? Yep. And then he went to Tampa. So he's, he's Tom Brady's guy. Yeah. Wow.
Starting point is 00:56:59 He's interesting what Tom Brady says about it. He said, you know, he said, he was very diplomatic. He said, we love him. This is about relations about the field. Some people need help. You know, he needs help. He's not a help. I wonder if he can help you get that guy.
Starting point is 00:57:13 My guess is he has some kind of bipolar condition and bipolar shit is real. It's real. It's real. People kill themselves. They go from amazing to suicide. And that's a very real thing. And medications really tough with bipolar people.
Starting point is 00:57:27 I think for him too, like he's not, like Mike Evans and Grunk are tearing it up this season, and the other guy who had like 200 yards receiving one. So they don't need him. I think it's a little bit of that, like he's not in his prime, so it's tough for him to deal with that, and he's lashing out.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I think we're too easy, but like, oh, it's bipolar, sick, and fucking CT. I think he's just an asshole. Yeah. Well, he says, but true colors are showing. And then now he's not like the guy's flipping out everywhere he goes. Yeah. How old is he now?
Starting point is 00:57:55 I don't know. Early 30s, right? Forever. He's been playing for having good, yeah. He has all the records from Pittsburgh. He's such a talent. 33. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:58:03 True veteran, then. Mm-hmm. And you think we'll see him again somewhere. I bet somebody picks him up, yeah. He's such a talent. 33. Okay. True veteran then. And you think we'll see him again somewhere. I bet somebody picks him up. Yeah. Like the ray. I'm just some shit. We'll pick him up for the playoffs.
Starting point is 00:58:13 So I mean, really? I bet. This is, dude, you know when Hernandez got off that first murder. Yeah. Yeah. Literally, teams were like, there's odds on who's going to pick. The Raiders, Patriot, like teams teams are willing to if you're that good They're gonna put with some Ray Lewis killed a guy
Starting point is 00:58:30 Everyone wants to forget oh, Ray Lewis. It's gonna be so good, you know, Jesus Christ Yeah, it's dice What else you got Here we go so there have been a lot of jokes about the new variant, people calling it the Omarian variant and making a lot of memes, TikToks about it. And Omarian came out and made a video. Say, he's not the sickness.
Starting point is 00:58:58 Hi everybody, this is Omarian. I am an artist, not a variant. So please be aware, if you just so happen to run it to me on the street, you don't have to isolate for five days. Nor do you have to have a negative test result in order to dance to my music. So please be safe, be healthy. I know. Well so everybody is following on the entertainment.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Oh, he did it again. Yeah, I got it. He made a bunch of them. He has several for Mariana and the entertainment. Oh, he did it again. Yeah, I got it. He made a bunch of them. He's several takes. That's the luck. I guess this happened back in the day with Y2K because he was in a boy band called B2K and got confused as well.
Starting point is 00:59:35 So you had albums called Millennium? Yeah. Well, remember when Cohen first said they're called Corona virus? Yeah, exactly. And the Corona virus, like, what the fuck, man? Their sales dropped That's a cool outfit. I'm not bill for it. So
Starting point is 00:59:52 I'd love to hear the wear a fucking blazer and look like that It looks pretty cool strong tattoo on the chest. Yeah, man muscular muscular. Yeah, he's good marketing for him We're talking when will we ever talk about oh Mary on on here the last time I think was with baby my I've never heard of him. He was on Yeah, he was a loving hip-hop Group called B2K He's an RB singer. Yeah What is boys from that band was dating his baby mama? It's whole drama. What else yet? All right, so everyone heard about this Betty White passed away. Who?
Starting point is 01:00:25 Betty White at 99. I was doing that Patrick Bet show, you know like, you know him, he does all the, he interviews all the mob guests. I was doing his show in Florida. So he has a new series out where he has Sammy and who's the guy you like? Oh Michael French has a name.
Starting point is 01:00:38 They sit down. Oh yeah, oh that guy, you did his show. Yeah, big show. His name is Vlad, right? What's his name? No, no, no, no, no. Value entertainment. But his name is Patrick. He's the Iranian guy. Yes, Iranian. Yeah, big show. His name is Vlad right? What's his name? No value entertainment? But his name is Patrick. Um, he's the Iranian guy. Yes, I mean, yeah, he's great. Yeah, he's great I went to a student his podcast on Friday nice, but they have a thing where they sit down with Sammy the bull and that other
Starting point is 01:00:56 Game show for some they were sat down But it's on the I think it's on the paid it's on the website. They don't have like the full video on YouTube Yes, it's not out you know, I on YouTube. They don't be like the full video on YouTube. Yes, it's not out on YouTube. They don't, but you watch the full thing. Because they were talking about each other and stuff and then they were going to edit. No, we talked to the producer of it. He said Sammy bullied him. Like they had to edit it.
Starting point is 01:01:14 He said Sammy was like, like you fucking you know people and then they also sat down with Rudy Giuliani, the interview with Rudy Giuliani. And he was like, and the guy is from New York and he's like, you know, so Rudy Forest is like, the rest of the world thinks he's like crazy, like he's a hero to a lot of New Yorkers. So we sit down there and he's like, showing us around his office and we're like, oh, this is sick, man.
Starting point is 01:01:36 And he, I hope he doesn't get mad, I say, I'm gonna say who this, he said this. But he says he's like, Rudy Giuliani, so we flew in New York to, we need this for the series and we're in his office and he's like, I'm, it's Rudy Giuliani. So we flew in New York to, we need this for the series. And when his office, he's like, I'm chopping up with Rudy Giuliani. He's like, this is a Joe Demaggio jersey. He's like, ah, that's cool man.
Starting point is 01:01:51 He's like, he's telling me all about Joe Demaggio. And he's like, you want a coffee? And he's like, fuck out. I'm on a cop from Rudy Giuliani. He's like, cool man. So he leaves, comes back in. And then he goes, hey, I'm Rudy. You see this?
Starting point is 01:02:01 And does the same thing. This is a jersey from Joe Demaggio. So you want a coffee? He's like, right, I'm Rudy. You see this? And he does the same thing. This is a jersey from Joe's and Monty. You want a coffee? And he's like, right? And three times. Just didn't. That's interesting. But then Isaac always said,
Starting point is 01:02:12 whatever you should, he just noded to. Then he sat down and we're like, oh, this can be a nightmare. It's gonna be bram. He was on it, dude. Oh, I'm sure. He's like, he was fucking on it. Yeah, I'm sure.
Starting point is 01:02:21 That's interesting. And we heard him. He's like, dementia, probably. Some form, you know, who knows? Because they're saying the same thing's over and over. Maybe you shouldn't. Maybe we should edit this. No, I'm sure he's fine.
Starting point is 01:02:33 But he was saying, yeah, but then he said, Sammy, like they had to talk to Lordch, because Sammy was making, because they wanted to put Sammy and Rudy together. Yeah, well, that's fine. And Sammy was like, if you fucking bring him in here and was like saying something like,
Starting point is 01:02:48 oh, we can't hear this man. Like we have to edit that. Like you can't threaten a politician, even foreign policy. Like the threat's he's making, they're like, we can't, we can't, we can't hear this. Samy the book of honor was feared and still feared. It's like when he came out of jail
Starting point is 01:03:02 and I think it was a Colombo family the people down in Arizona go, look, people just end up, we're just gonna end up in trunks of cars. He's not gonna say anything. So we gotta figure out what the fuck he wants. Is he wanna take this shit over? Cause we gotta, he's no joke.
Starting point is 01:03:16 You can still see it with him. Yeah, I wanna watch that series over those two guys sit down but they said Sam would just body them. Like, let him get a word out. Let the ad in a bunch of it. I bet. He just took over. Yeah, he's not like he was tough. Yeah, my friend Chessie is like seems like a really he was a Businessman first and I talked about just a businessman who was born into the life made a lot of money. Yeah, it is bid for 10 years didn't you know His bad but that Patrick Beck guy that value entertainment who I did so they have a whole thing like this
Starting point is 01:03:43 Might is it you think Is it bigger than mine? Probably because they have a whole office. Oh yeah, probably. But they have what thick boys, but in Florida that value entertainment, and they have like a whole staff. He does like the YouTube and the mafia stuff, but he's worth like $400 million
Starting point is 01:03:58 because of insurance. He owns like this huge insurance thing. Like YouTube stuff, just whatever. Yeah, he's a straight business. I like him very much. Oh, you have a lot within such a nice guy. I think he's a great, great, great,
Starting point is 01:04:10 great, great interviewer. He's a very smart guy. Yeah, I was like I'd broken in him and know each other. He was just currently on broken a little bit. So I called him like, dude, he seems so serious and like,
Starting point is 01:04:20 I don't know, like I know about mafia, but I'm not, like he doesn't have like, like I'm the first comic he's ever had on. Besides Kevin Hart, which he talked business to Kevin Hart. Like you know what? Like he's serious. I was like, you're in love with him. He's not that serious. And he was great. He's great. I love the questions he would ask. Smart guy. Yeah, he really, really, really good.
Starting point is 01:04:40 He missed out on Florida. Yeah, he moved there from, they just moved from Dallas to there. Wow. Yeah, smart guy. And he was like, I moved here. He's like, he's like Dallas to there. Wow. Yeah, smart guy. And he was like, I moved here. He's like, you like Austin, right? I'm like, it's all right. And he's like, but you love LA because you still live in LA. Right. He's like, where are we living in Florida?
Starting point is 01:04:53 It's like LA and Austin had a baby. Yeah, that's how it's funny. And they live in a book or a ton. Yeah. Well, kind of. If you have money in book or a ton, you're good.. Yeah, I mean you can have an amazing house on the wall. Yeah, yes Really good you can yeah, he's really good at it. The question really really good You know, it is usually when you do a pie when I host actually like I host so many podcasts
Starting point is 01:05:15 You know you'd have to take that thing over even if I do other people's show It's usually me doing the heavy lifting now with him now. I was able to just chill and then he I've watched a show He kicked it off with the show was, oh, he was saying is, who's gonna be around in 20 years? You have to see your boxing gonna be around. Like who's gonna be doing both? I don't think boxing's me doing as well.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Then I'm doing as well as you're doing. Well, it depends on who's boxing, right? It depends on who comes along. Well, I said boxing needs to figure out like their next star. It's Canelo off. He's getting older. You have the heavy weights with fury and wild or stuff like that, but they need their
Starting point is 01:05:49 con McGregor. They have to. Because the UFC has so many more stars. Yeah, but there's one division where the best get to fight the best in boxing. Well, that's what else I said, they said the business models. So old school also, their fact because the young kids are grown up with UFC. It's the spikeiked, shiny thing. Like, do you know anybody's kids?
Starting point is 01:06:07 Because he has kids, my age. Do your kids sit down and watch boxing? He has no other chance. I go, well, they sit down and watch UFC. Yeah, yeah. It's entertaining. You had to have your kid, your son. If you had to choose between boxing or MMA.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Oh, stupid question. What takes more, no, I'm talking about just from a health, but then what takes more time? What, I mean, I'd help you. You have to choose. Health doesn't go into it. My thing would be, I mean, MMA all day. Forget the money thing.
Starting point is 01:06:34 I'm saying, I think boxing is more dangerous long term because you do need it. Neither of us, too, I'm both a more dangerous. Yeah, but I think with MMA, you have less of a chance of CT, I feel like. Disagree. Oh, really? Disagree. Yeah, but I think with MMA, you have less of a chance of CT, I feel like. Disagree. Oh, really? Disagree.
Starting point is 01:06:48 Yeah, I think I, you're in a CT either way if you're prone to it. Yeah. Because people always forget that like, well, in MMA, there's so many ways to get finished. As soon as you can cause they stop the fight, sure. That's the fight you see. The sparring, those guys can hit so many times in the head.
Starting point is 01:07:03 And then also boxers are fighting maybe once or year twice here you'll see guys playing four to five times if they're active and coming up and the training camps are where you get fucked up. So I mean it's it's what it is. And the fights is where you get fucked. For sure but really you get really fucked up in training man. Yeah really fucked up. Yeah. Neither I mean you know especially if they're you know it's tough. Neither, I mean, you know, especially if they're, you know, it's tough. Yeah, you're gonna get, you're taking damage, other way. But yeah, that Patrick Beckack was cool, man. He was really cool. He's a big dude too, and he used to, we were talking about,
Starting point is 01:07:35 I mean, him agreed, we both said we want steroids and baseball, and he was really into bodybuilding. He was really into bodybuilding. He was like competing, and then he was like, so I went straight to the source. I went to the Olympia and I knew some of the guys on his backstage. He knows Phil Heath really well. Phil used to have a show with them.
Starting point is 01:07:52 He used to do their own show. But this isn't Phil, I'm not speaking out to him here, but he went like this is like maybe early 2000s. He went to the Olympia and he knew how to end and went to one of the head trainers who worked with several of the Mr. Olympias. And he's probably six four. He got six four, he's a big dude.
Starting point is 01:08:08 But he got really in a bodybuilding. He was like, I was big dude. And he's like, what do I need to do? He's like, I don't want to just compete. What's it going to take for me to get on that stage with those guys? And he said the trainer was like, you have to take, like put a fucking laundry list of steroids
Starting point is 01:08:21 that's to take. And he's like, this what's going to take just for you to even attempt to make a run at this. And he's like, and then your problem is your six four. He's like, this one's gonna take just for you to even attempt to make a run at this. And he's like, and then your problem is your 6'4. Six or your fuck. Cause the only guy that's been over like maybe 5'10 to have a place, or but a different game,
Starting point is 01:08:36 that's back in the day. Now to place, those guy, no, Roddy's not big. Roddy's not big. He's not tall. Not little, but he's not, he's not over, no, no. But they're shorter, but he's like your tall. So your not tall. He little dude. Not little, but he's not over. He's not tall. No, no. But they're shorter, but he's like, you're tall. So your leg mass is gonna fuck you.
Starting point is 01:08:50 He's like, so you're never gonna win. And so he was like, because Kenny and Mattal bodybuilding, my, my and my brother's favorite bodybuilding growing up was Gunther, who was six four. But the best he finished, and he was jacked. Bring him up, Chris, Chad. Gunther.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Gunther, he was huge. And he's from Sweden, he was jacked. Bring him up, Chad. Gunther. Gunther. He was huge. I think he's from Sweden, he was huge. But he, I think the best, see, he was six one. Good, look at him. He was six one. Shit. But he always lost his legs.
Starting point is 01:09:15 He got a great face for bodybuilding. But Ronnie was destroyed him. Yeah. Because Ronnie was shoulder and more compact. And it was like, symmetrically better. Unbelievable. He was jacked. And you just got just got it. He finished like fifth or six that best Mm-hmm, and you got to take all the drugs. That's what he told me is like I was a woman doing something out of it But he still lifts and stuff stays in shape
Starting point is 01:09:37 Yeah, he's not out of shape, but he's not like swall right you big dude though. He's not small. He's six four, right? Yeah Yeah, God there was tall, but it got there's always this says that's Phil he's right yeah that's Phil he's Phil he's a short it's still competing I don't think so he took the lead he's out of he took some time off yeah so it's corn that's Cormier on the left not to be confused with Dan Cormier that's Cormier who hangs around Venice Beach now. That's Gunther. And see Gunther 6-1. I think the best he finished was like fourth or fifth. They say Ronnie Coleman was the strongest guy to ever be a bodybuilder. Paying for it now. Paying for it now.
Starting point is 01:10:20 Dead, you know, squatting 800 pounds lightweight baby. Yeah, look at gunk on that song man On the far left far left. See him chin and the song Not so that's that's that that looks good on him a little peepy though You're on stage great hair handsome. Is shit, but little old people jacked that's a jack guy That's a jack fucking guy. That's insane. Now I would say the best body of all time to Arnold number one, but if you had someone even close and it was his running mate would be a Luke Fregno.
Starting point is 01:10:52 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's six four. Lou is here. Luke Fregno, yes, six four, but Luke Fregno. When he in Hercules, I think his 1982 Hercules best body in Hollywood of all times. Is that right? It's distracting. How is that right? It's distracting.
Starting point is 01:11:05 How fucking good. Is it right? His kids and that thing. I turned to it from my kids that said Hercules on Disney. And I think they just fucked up. I went to nuts. Gosh. Look at his fucking kids.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Yes, it's on him. And he's got good legs. Oh, he's a monster anyway. I mean, I'm sure that's Roy. That's Roy's right. But. You've been around too long, man. He's all better. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:30 But he's still the best body in Hollywood about that. Oh, that's the same thing, bro. Best body about that. Well, the guy like that is naturally very muscular, but not like that, that's insane. No, no, no. That's insanity. Guy, but it's distracting.
Starting point is 01:11:42 His acting so bad in that. Yeah, it was. And then he's definitely... He's definitely, 90 acting so bad in that. Yeah, he's definitely one air. 90% definitely one air. So he has a speech impediment. Yes. So they have to dub over his voice in that, and it's so distracting. Really?
Starting point is 01:11:55 Yeah, but I'm not. Yeah, that's body Hollywood, though, I think. A monster. A monster. Arnold's also great in his, but he's tall. He's tall. Yeah, he's tall. Well, that was before they started getting crazy drugs.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Like now they can do, I don't know what they're doing. Look at that, dude. Arnold's body's ridiculous. In Hercules, Arnold and her, I'm sorry, Arnold and Conan. Go to Arnold and Conan, Jim. Fantastic. Fantastic.
Starting point is 01:12:19 I told my girl, I'm like, God, I just started taking my weight with more shoes to get on some steroids. She goes, I do not want you to look like that. I was like, you don't? She goes, no. See, I think the blue looks better. Yes.
Starting point is 01:12:30 I think Arnold looks better. He's got a better face, I guess, I don't know. Oh, I disagree. I think the blue looks better. Ooh, he looks good there. Yeah, he's a stud. He's a jacked. I remember that movie so well.
Starting point is 01:12:39 He lost some mass for that, though, for sure. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. He was. What, they wanted him to or something? Well, to be that thing, you have to be eating all the time training, Austin. Yeah, it's a full time job.
Starting point is 01:12:50 And then to be on him, yeah, do him grace Jones. Look at Grace Jones, oh she was great. You remember her? Yeah. She was a singer, yeah. From Jamaica, wow. Yeah, yeah. I like loose body better.
Starting point is 01:13:03 And remember, Lou also played in the TV series, he was the Hulk. Yeah, the Hulk yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, He looks ridiculous. And he was in makeup for hours, but that paid the bills. That's good. That's what he did. And he didn't have any lines. Please understand he had no lines. He just went, uh. Well, if you watch hercules, that you understand why you don't have lines. That's right.
Starting point is 01:13:34 He just went, like, ah. It was a series. This was a series. It's on TV. Oh, very popular. Hey, huge. Very popular. In fact, when they talk about Luke Fregno,
Starting point is 01:13:42 they still say the Hulk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't say hercules. No, I didn't know he played it. But just, you they talk about Luc Frigme, they still say the Hulk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They don't say her. No, I didn't know he played it. But just you have to sit in that makeup chair and that ridiculous way and you got that wig and It's just a bitch and that is such bad makeup. Look at that Before special effects and then he would go through a wall and you'd see the wall. You'd see the Styrofoam there their styrofoam Yeah, special effects came along and it looks way cooler, but I got there's some about that That was fucking insane
Starting point is 01:14:10 Yeah, he was jacked I used to see him at gold all time. Yeah, 20 years. Well, he looks like shit there Yep, all right, what was your jet? Well, how did this all start from Betty White? Oh? Because we were talking about... You know, hit my head. Oh, because when I was on that Patrick Beto show, there was a producer, all breaking news. Oh, oh. Everybody, stop breaking news.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Betty White died, nozzle. She's 99 years old, he's the only one. Hey, dude, is that breaking news, though? Yeah. And even Patrick was like, I agree, man. He was breaking news to you, man. Are you into old ladies? But also, people were like, I'm devastated by the laws. Oh, hey. No, breaking news to you better. You're gonna do like old ladies, but also people are like I'm devastated by the laws
Starting point is 01:14:46 Hey, no she like great. Yeah, hell of a run hell of a fucking run and we were expecting it We were watching our watch when you're in 99 you're gonna die. I mean, right any minute. Yeah 99 great run You're exhausted. What a big one the biggest searches on Google is the cause of her death. I did that to you. Yeah, other Chocolate up to COVID no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they just want to know how she died. But it's like yeah, it's I'll tell the time. We're like, all right, you're up. We're done. Yeah, enough enough. Yeah, you've had 99 long time 99 I'll take that right now. Yeah, I know how she died of them. I need two, you just want to know how she died. When you see her as a young lady, too, she was, she was, she was, she was, and put together well.
Starting point is 01:15:31 I know her last post was talking about how, she was gonna, how she was gonna celebrate her hundredth. That's the more sad part about it too. Obviously she's the main thing. None of this is sad to me. No, no, no, 99 years old. To be a hundred, like she's only a couple of weeks. Yeah, 100th birthday.
Starting point is 01:15:44 That would have been cool to do a hundred but to make it the 99 Nine nine is a fucking beast. Yeah, apparently there's still you have the party. Yeah, yep the party Hundred-th birthday party. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah honor her. I mean Sure have all their old friends walking Yeah, that was like, I think about being old. The whole squad. I was all my friends. Well, if you lived in 1999,
Starting point is 01:16:08 you all your friends are dying. Oh, they're all dying. We're not sure yet. All right, so we were talking about animal texts. So a guy, he got his arm bit. I don't know how bad it was from a tiger. Didn't get taken off.
Starting point is 01:16:19 Okay. But it wasn't in a Florida zoo. He wasn't even supposed to be in the enclosure. He was a cleaning, he's part of a cleaning crew. But apparently he jumped a barrier and tried to pet the tiger. No, he didn't. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:30 And that was his arm. I don't think he lost it. I think he's got, he's got, checked up. There's never been a better tiger attack than on Tiger King when that like, a dozen of girls puts her hand and the tiger rips her arm off. And then my boy, Joe Exotic goes,
Starting point is 01:16:43 the drip don't quit and was like, she's hurt, runs into his office, tosses on that fly ass DMAT EMT co, and then runs and gets her. He's incredible. I don't know how I recover from this. He's like, I'm never gonna recover from this. He's like, you're gonna get out of here. Yup.
Starting point is 01:16:59 He's like, the stew is closed. He's like, I don't know how I recover from this. The next half hour, dude. And then she's just talking for the rest of the interview with one arm. Like five. Only the crack me, it was the, he was cooking the pizza with that, he was just an old beat or something.
Starting point is 01:17:15 Yeah. There was a guy with his family with the fucking guys, got his camera out, taking pictures in India. He's like this, and that tiger just fucking went, oh, cool, and took his arm off at the shoulder, and he died. I don't know why people think they could just fuck with those things.
Starting point is 01:17:30 Well, you also don't expect them to be able to bite your arm off, but you should. There she is. I mean, the first thing I think of, that's kind of crazy, right? How'd you lose your arm, Tiger? Tiger. And then she's like, I don't play with the Tiger, man, you know?
Starting point is 01:17:41 Let's do it, just what Tiger's do. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you don't want to fault down. She's still with tigers right there Yeah, the babies though, you know still cuties Cuts Yeah, tiger King the new tiger King's fucking terrible really just kind of capitalized Yeah, it's such a money play. It's so boring. I was first like get that fuck Yeah, he's like talking from prison. Adios all fucked up the folks on the other guys who's just shitting on Joe exotic kid defend himself
Starting point is 01:18:10 So we oh, so you don't ask it in here. Uh, she's in it. Yeah That's what you don't hear anything about it. It was so bad. Yeah What else you got, Jen? All right, Dr. Drew's ex-wife She got a hundred mill out of the divorce. Here's what's interesting about this. He tried coming to her to settle before and she would have got more money if she was settled before.
Starting point is 01:18:30 Wow. I'm taking you to court, motherfucker. He's like very cool. Well, I guess she was mad because he had a couple of gals on the side. Yeah, man, you don't make fucking chronic and just have one girl. Well, that's what they say.
Starting point is 01:18:41 Ambition, customer. Chronic and chronic. And he got to keep all the houses though. So look at this. Seven houses, right? So. And he got to keep all the houses though. So look at this. Seven houses, right? So, huh? He got to keep all the houses. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:49 She gets to keep. Hold on. She had to move out of the house, but she gets the Rolls Royce Range Rover Eskley in the museum, Spider-Morocicoin, all the jewelry. The assets, that's nothing. He kind of won on this. Remember, he's worth the over $1,000. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:01 That's a really good one. He's worth $500,000,000. And so he lost. I don't think he's a bill that was like controversy He said a bill but like the the company sold for a bill. Oh Oh, gotcha beats by Dre. Yeah, he's got no problems. I think yeah, hopefully it's okay She's just fine. She's very pretty. Yeah Let me see a picture. Yeah, a hundred mill and you get it. I mean, I mean, how old is that? I wonder, probably 50?
Starting point is 01:19:28 50? They're there 50s. 24 years. That's a good run. That's a big 52. That's an accomplishment. But that's a little, that's a success story. Yeah. 24 years of marriage in the spotlight. Damn. So he was going to give her more money if they settled out a court. He tried giving her more money before and she's I'm taking this to the law He's like all right cool and she got less damn Well You know she's pretty hot though. Yeah, she is long face long face. Let's call it I'm just saying that I'm not saying that. You know, roll that long, baby. I'm not reacting to that. I'm not reacting to that.
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Starting point is 01:20:38 Because it happens when you say that all the time. Exactly. Yeah, it happens when it's part of your everyday. And she just didn't say the N word. She also said, talk, roach. Like clear. Yeah, terrible. She just thrown it all out there.
Starting point is 01:20:53 Yeah, it's so. OK, this I thought was also. Well, she do for a job, you think. Real estate or something? I don't know what she does. I think she's in a community that would would welcome her in with open arms Yeah, but not as a judge
Starting point is 01:21:07 But she not being a judge you'll be a judge again. No, I don't think she might be able to pass it She didn't get this bar, but she resigned Yeah, so she can practice law she can still be a show yeah, she's a hall degree. Yeah, she's probably a beast at that If she was a judge, probably super beast probably yeah, but I just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I who took a stand and protest against a transgender girl that also competed in swimming. But the way she explained it was really, I'm not talking about it, Danny, I'm talking about body versus body. Correct.
Starting point is 01:21:54 And she's pointed all these different things about body differences. And then all these girls that worked all their lives to be in the sport. And then that man, her, she, that, in the sport. And then that, that, that, that, that man, her, she, she, that was a man before. She wasn't shit as a man on the, no, she was killed right there. No, not kill you.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Oh, she was very good as a man. And then when she went to a woman, now she's setting on all these records. Oh, she's basically beating everyone else. I think it's so obnoxious. It's absolutely ridiculous. Now, I'm not saying she shouldn't be able to swim and compete. I think it's so obnoxious. It's absolutely ridiculous. And now I'm not saying she shouldn't be able to swim and compete.
Starting point is 01:22:28 I'm saying that. I'm against other transcribers. I don't think anyone's. Or no, no, no. She should be able to compete with like, if you feel like a woman, that's your thing. That's fine. I have no issue with that.
Starting point is 01:22:37 I compete with that. But yeah, so but you feel like that. And you're not doing the hormone replacement of that, but you have the physicalities of a man, you should compete with other men. Yeah. It's just not fair and any facet. It's, I think it's completely ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:22:51 Yeah, so this woman actually pointed out like lung capacity, bone, that's everything. All the things, yeah, it's all physical traits. I think she's crushing this. Oh, she's breaking his record. She's not to break homegirls record from Denver. And they'll limp it. It's so fucking, it's so, it's so,
Starting point is 01:23:06 but she wouldn't, you know, she's not shit if she can be with a man. Let me hear it with this one. Yeah, yeah. I'm not sure we could play it on air, but I'll, This is fucking out, right? But she explains it like,
Starting point is 01:23:15 it has this, the far left map. He was swimming official, but she has just resigned in protest over transgender swimmer, leotard, Yes, the layers of, yeah. Pennsylvania. Yeah. I'm male.
Starting point is 01:23:26 Right here. I'm not going to compete against females. Why don't we get a fight? The novices now dominate. I mean, this is the beginning where I like to. I'm waiting, though. Inter resignation. You're not really, you're not put at the fight would have been her
Starting point is 01:23:36 staying on the box. This is on Fox News and then now we're talking about you. I think it makes a difference. It's like, resigned. He does make a difference. This is Troy. I wouldn't resign. The fight. Millen joins me now. Cynthia, listen, thank you for joining me on the show.
Starting point is 01:23:46 And thank you for your bravery. I guess I'm just curious, what kind of... A holiday sweater is love. And you've gotten since, you know, you resigned from your position. Sean, thanks very much. I've gotten a lot of kind comments from fellow officials, former officials, and from parents of swimmers and swimmers. The fact is that swimming is a sport
Starting point is 01:24:09 in which bodies compete against bodies. Identities do not compete against identities. And from the very beginning, when you start out as an age group, or swimmers are divided by sex and by age group, eight and under, nine, 10, et cetera, all the way up because from the very beginning, swimming, USA swimming recognizes that boys swim differently from girls. Pause the chin.
Starting point is 01:24:32 Would it be any different if I was like, man, when I'm, when I'm, when I'm, I was, I know you're in a thumb, 30 year right now for you, I feel like a 12 year old. I was gonna say that. And then I go competing in the Tiger and his friends and beat the shit. No, what, is there anything different?
Starting point is 01:24:44 No, there's no difference. My body's different. You're right, Dan. You feel like you're the one that I love. You're right, Dan. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love.
Starting point is 01:24:51 You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love.
Starting point is 01:24:58 You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. You're the one that I love. 12, y'all do that. So, it's crazy. That's right. It's insane.
Starting point is 01:25:06 And the fact of the matter is, it's impossible to apply us to the level of detail. It is bankrupt philosophy. It's horseshit. But they even have- How on whose ways the teammates on there, they won't come out and say because they don't want backlash. Of course not. The teammates are like, we do not like this.
Starting point is 01:25:22 Like this ain't cool. Oh, they've been anonymous on it. They're like divide the team. No one wants to swim anymore. Like this isn't fair. I would be, like this ain't cool. Oh, they've been anonymous. They're like divided the team. No one wants to swim anymore. Like this isn't fun. I would be, I think it's time, this is the time when you fight. You fight madness. This is fucking madness.
Starting point is 01:25:33 Has the coach come out and, I was walking off? I don't know the, like how deep it, yeah, how deep it is. I don't know if you can get the details, but I mean, just the fact that she's like, she's not saying I didn't use this body. She said, she said it, she said it.
Starting point is 01:25:43 She said it. She said it. It's literally just bodies. Yeah. fucking dummies. It's crazy. It's a tiny group of Cuckoo birds who are calling for this. The fact that Dave Chappelle is censored and his stuff isn't being allowed into film festivals and stuff like that and only Netflix does that is so fucking outrageous. Would you see Pat and I'll walk the sheet? You see Pat and I'll go. I know Pat and I'm very good. Thank you. I know him.
Starting point is 01:26:08 I was disappointed. Me too, it's where he, because he was like, he put on the, he was my friend for 35 years with camp together, open mics. I was doing a show down the street, Dave Slough was doing a show, said, hey, come finish my show,
Starting point is 01:26:18 took a picture of him, we've been together forever. And then he got all this backlash. He was like, man, I apologize. You know, Oh really? I got a huge problem with's like, man, I apologize. You know, oh really? I got a huge problem with that. And I'm very disappointed.
Starting point is 01:26:28 And he's a, and the patterns are really nice guys. You got backlash because you took a picture with Dave. It is such, but I'm such horseshit. It's such horseshit. Dave Spell didn't say anything until I turned transgender by the way. He's just being honest and saying what all of us think. So fuck off.
Starting point is 01:26:43 What did she get, Jen? Uh, I want one more? Yeah, sure. Okay, so this was super funny. Um, I saw this on Jamie, I follow Jamie Foxx's account, but so I saw this, but it's from Tony Baker. Do you guys love Tony Baker? Yes, he's amazing.
Starting point is 01:26:56 I thought this is so incredible. He's amazing. I don't know. Come on. He's a comedian, right? Yeah, I'm a little comic. So I'll just play this real quick. Here for the tiger.
Starting point is 01:27:05 Yeah, here. Yeah, here for the tiger, huh? Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger.
Starting point is 01:27:13 Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger.
Starting point is 01:27:21 Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here for the tiger. Yeah, here I Want y'all need to be here You see All the people You know I love Tony Baker He's a monster. He's a monster. Yeah, man, that's funny as shit. Oh, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:07 Frustre, please. I can't believe it. Damn, that's funny. He does a lot of those videos. Like, what's happening? Yeah, I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Starting point is 01:28:15 I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
Starting point is 01:28:23 I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can yeah, yeah, yeah, frosted flip. I can't Damn that's funny. He does a lot of those videos like Tony's great. Yeah, I know Tony. I'm sorry Of course healing it with it. That's so fun. That's incredible. Yeah Dude that's amazing Tony That's so funny Frosted play they all here for the time you know, I bet he kills it on stage. Oh Dude I'm super monster on stage. Yeah, you can't not
Starting point is 01:28:47 Monster areas if you're like that. Yeah, damn He's he's a solid two point two million followers. Yeah, oh he's killing it. Wow He's become a strong ticket seller on the road to Great great guy. Oh, man. That was funny. That's funny. Yeah, we're not funny. Yeah, I can't. Yeah, right. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 01:29:16 Yeah, man. Was that a video that he took off the internet and then he took over? So what's been happening for him now, a lot of people send him these like, funny animal clips They'll then go yo you see this one and they'll make a video I just any kills it. Yes. Oh, many He's so funny. Yeah So you're funny this Wednesday this crew will be here along with their Griffin Sam tripling one very special
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